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Made a decision I'll face sunny sumone
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so rich, what's up, everybody, what's up? What's happening. I

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got a new favorite TV show I
want to tell you about. Oh it's

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called The Bachelor. Is it the
Golden Bachelor? Well? I started watching

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The Golden Bachelor, and I'm I
love it and I haven't watched a Bachelor

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in years, as you know.
And then I was like, let me

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check out some other bachelors because you
know, I'm just watching it now.

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It's like I had a little like
taste of the Bachelor Nation and I was

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like, let me jump on this
train. So I looked at some old

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bachelor's and I was like, I
just picked I just picked the cutest one.

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Which one ari? Okay, you
and I had the same same taste.

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When he he came in second,
I think on, yeah, he

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was on a season somebody season earlier. Yeah, and I was like,

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oh damn, this guy is the
hottest guy ever, so cute. But

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then five years go by, Yeah, I'm like, oh, now you're

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making him the Bachelor. I don't
know anymore. And he was still cute.

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He's still cute, Yeah, a
little less, so I didn't.

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I didn't see his uh when he
got I only watched him as the Bachelor.

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Did you go through the whole season? I watched the whole thing house

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up until two in the morning.
Yeah, I had to finish it.

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And then I love when all the
big drama happens after the show, Like

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when you know, you watch the
whole thing and there's a part of you

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that's like, oh, well,
none of this really mattered because everything changed

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on the after the final rose,
but it's still kind of fun, right.

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Well, I apparently people were telling
me, uh, oh, wait

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to see the end, wait to
see the end. Oh. He was

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an asshole. He's an as I'm
like, what what could he have possibly

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done? That's so bad. I'm
thinking, what did he just not picked

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both of them and just didn't whatever? I don't know. Then he had

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a chick on there that was like
so bad. She was good TV like,

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she was all about herself. She
was just like that could be any

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contested from any season. Yeah,
blonde, pretty, you're not narrowing it

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down at all. Now. Her
name was Crystal. She was very crystal.

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Oh my name is Crystal. Yeah, she talked like that. They

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made fun of her voice because she
changed her voice. Yeah, she would

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kind of talking a baby, right, she would talk to Ari Crystal and

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she was all in the glitter.
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I always have a joke about Crystal. It's not specifically about her, but

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anytime they do those these events where
one team, you know, it's like

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what we're it's highlight and it's two
teams and the best team that wins is

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gonna get special time with Ari.
It never turns out that way. It's

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always so stupid because early on,
because Crystal was like, I don't really

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care, I'm gonna go see him. And then she was like you know,

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she was just like she threw a
fit. And that's the thing is

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I haven't watched it in years,
so I don't know that they do that

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kind of stuff, you know,
but yeah, she threw a fit because

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her team won. And then he
was like, yeah, well it's just

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gonna be everybody instead of just one
team hanging out. And then yeah,

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she was like calling him an ass. I don't know what she was calling

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him names something, but I couldn't
look anything up because at first I was

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like, is Ari Jewish? And
I looked it up and then it said

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is Ari and so and so still
together? And I was like, oh,

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oh no, no, no,
although there was a million Larens and

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a million Becca's and a million whatever, but he's the one that picks somebody

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and then decided he made the wrong
Oh my god, Lynnae spoiler alert from

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seven years ago. Now, yes, he picked Becca who Now he originally

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picked Becca, who was super the
super boring one. Yes, but she

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got the date that always tells you
that that person's going to win, where

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she got all the shopping. Oh
she did, Yeah, where she comes

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home with all the bags and all
the girls are like fuck her, Like

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right, you know the date?
Yeah, yeah, so she got picked.

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But then apparently well and also the
one he chooses, which so you

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know the ending, yeah yeah yeah
yeah. So the one he chose chose

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that Lauren. She was super quiet
and if you recall, he was like,

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I like her, but like she's
so shy, like she's not showing

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me. Yeah, so then you
don't when he lets her go. I

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thought it was very surprising that he
went back to her, and then it

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had turned out that he'd like called
her on New Year's and was missing her

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whatever. So everybody was all up
in arms because he broke up with Becca,

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and that was the time that they
had him going to like the house

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or they would have their date weekends, the secret the secret house right their

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pad right right right, And then
he had the camera followed him around like

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mercilessly, like watching her get getting
broken up with Oh my, she'd be

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like, I don't want to talk
to you. I'm going into the bathroom,

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and then the cameras would just be
watching the bathroom door. It was

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a bit much. It was going
unedited and uncut, blah blah blah.

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Here he is breaking her heart for
like three hours, like we're gonna come

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back bona commercial, and we're back
and he's still breaking her heart. She's

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still in the bathroom crying. They
come on. I mean it was it

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was no wonder. The next night
on after the Rows, he was like

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we're hated. We're getting He's like
Chris Harrison's like even I'm getting death uh

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threats and shit. And I was
like yeah, because what they were like

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sensationalizing this breakup. They didn't need
it unedited and uncut. Just show them

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break up, right, we need
to see them sit in silence, and

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he was clearly better off with Lauren
because three kids. They have three kids,

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yeah, three Yeah, unbelievable,
still married, and they're pretty quiet,

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like they don't do a lot of
batch, they don't do a lot

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of stuff. Well, he did
say he wanted to settle down and live

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a quiet life, so yeah,
no he did. And then at the

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end of the episode of After the
Rows, they announced that Becca's the bachelorette

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spoiler alert, the bachelorette. So
then Becca chooses this guy who is super

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problematic. Uh yeah, and this
is why I have a it's it's a

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tough situation. A lot of people
forgive her for this. But right after

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she won with her guy whose name
is Garrett, Uh, it came out

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that Garrett had these like horrific Instagram
likes, like he was liking awful,

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awful, terrible things, great,
racist and just like you know, So

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then they had to do this thing
where she's like, Garrett, sorry,

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and Garrett was like, yeah,
you know, I'm learning. You know,

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when they go like I didn't understand
that when you double click on a

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heart that means you like it,
Like, I didn't understand that when you

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how likes show up? I didn't
understand how I would get called out on

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that, like for my shitty views. Right, So she sticks with him.

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They're engaged for two years. Then, like the George Floyd protests started

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happening, she's doing a pot she
was doing a podcast for the Bachelor.

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Tell me, tell me if this
becomes too much information, now I'm interested,

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now, Okay, So she's doing
this podcast called Bachelor Happy Hour with

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Rachel Lindsay, which the first black
bachelorette. Right, Rachel Lindsay is pretty

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vocal about her views, you know, Garrett. So things have been quiet.

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Garrett, as far as I knew, didn't have any like super problematic

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posts. But Garrett apparently hadn't changed
that much because around the George Floyd protests,

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he starts posting some real like like
you know, standing up for the

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cops like back in the Blue and
you know, it was just bad timing,

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right, like nobody dislikes the police, Like right, yeah, but

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you know you don't have to go
like yeah, fuck the police. But

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also like this is maybe not the
right time, especially given what you were

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called out on, to start going
like then He's it was just worse and

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worse and worse. So now Rachel
Lindsay's just like it's basically it got difficult

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for Rachel Lindsay to sit there with
Becca when like her fiance is all kinds

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of things that Rachel's like, this
is awful. Right. Finally Becka broke

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up with Garrett. Yeah. Wow, Garrett. Then I would watch him

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on Instagram sometimes just out of curiosity. Then he just went full like all

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of his Instagram posts for like America
like flags behind him hunting, like you

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know. It's just like and Becca
was this kind of like voted for Hillary,

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like you know, a Democrat.
So it was always kind of like,

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how are these two? Because his
views were kind of extreme. It

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wasn't like he was just a Republican
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right, it was kind of all
right ish anyway. So they break up

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and then Beca goes on Bachelor in
Paradise. She meets this guy Thomas,

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who'd kind of been a little bit
of a pria from his season for no

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good reason. He's actually like,
was a really nice guy. Yeah,

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but Katie Thurston, Okay, the
guys were like, oh, they're having

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this conversation the guys and they're like, I mean would you consider being the

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bachelor, like if you get kicked
off? And he says like, I

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mean, yeah, I guess i'd
be open to it. They're like,

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oh, you just want to be
the Bachelor. You're just here to be

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the Bachelor. So they all go
tattle on him, right, and then

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she's like, dude, what the
fuck, like you you're here to just

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be the Bachelor. And he's like
no, like that is not what I

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said, Like that's that's taken out
of context. And she's like, yeah,

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I'm not here for that, Like
I want guys that are here for

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the right reason. She kicks him
off, right. He goes to Bachelor

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in Paradise. Becca's in Bachelor in
Paradise. She's I think this is the

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first time with Becca a lead a
former lead was in Bachelor in Paradise.

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Okay, And Bachelor in Paradise isn't
just everybody from it's just people fucking on

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a beach, yes, right,
but they've all been in different seasons of

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The Bachelor and Bachelor's yes, which
is why this is how they get you.

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You have to watch The Bachelor the
Bachelorette so you can see who's going

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to be on the beach, otherwise
you do care about them. Right.

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So Becca and Thomas meet, they
don't get along that well, Like they

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kind of hook up, but then
she's like, I think you're a player,

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and then he's like, I'm not. I've really mean this anyway.

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Now they're married. They just had
a baby. Wow. Really Yeah,

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So in case you're feeling bad for
her from Ari's whole thing, she's fine.

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I figured she was gonna be fine
when she became the Bachelorette. Once

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she became the Bachelorette, now that
was the beginning of her problems. I

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think, okay, okay, since
she has just spent two years with Garrett.

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Yeah, Thomas is great. He's
like, he's cute. He's like

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this big jock looking like he looks
like he'd be dumb, but he's really

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like a nice, okay guy.
Well, any other bachelors that you could

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think. I think I like watching
The Bachelor better than the Bachelorette, only

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because I feel like the women are
there because they really do want to meet

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and fall in love, and I
feel like twenty five guys are probably there.

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Just did you know the Bachelorette has
a better track record they did for

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actual people getting proposed to and people
staying together. Really yeah, I mean

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they all end up breaking up at
some point. Hmmm, well, do

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you have any record what's a good
season now that I can go back in

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the archives and watch some shit?
I'm trying to. I mean, I'm

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looking forward to next season. Joey
from the last season from Charity season,

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which you didn't watch yet, but
Joey, So don't watch Charity Season because

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it was boring. Okay, but
I think the really cute guy from there,

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Okay, he's gonna be the runner
up, He's going to be the

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bachelor, and I think he's cute. He has his dad is gay,

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his parents got divorced. His dad's
like with a guy, which is sweet,

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and like they're just you know,
it's like it's like a nice Yeah,

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it's a little less pageanty like he
was. He wasn't like southern.

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He wasn't either a baseball player from
San Diego or like a guy from you

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know. That's what I liked about
Ari. He was a race car driver.

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Yeah yeah, but I'm with you
on I was like, he is

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so cute. What is she thinking
not picking him? Right? I'll see,

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Maybe I should watch that season where
he got dumped. No the oh

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oh oh oh, yeah, that
was a good season. I'm trying to

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think if I can go all the
way back, I mean Clayton's season.

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Clayton I was seemed like it was
gonna be boring because he was like,

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you know, he was thrown off
the show like number ten, right,

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and so everybody was like, but
it ended up being such a freaking mess

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that it was pretty good to pretty
good TV. I should I think I

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was gonna watch that season, but
it seems so long ago, and I

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was like, I want to pick
something more recent. Well, no,

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Ari's season was was longer ago than
Clayton. Oh, then I'm thinking recent.

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I'm thinking of the wrong I think
Colton. You must be thinking of

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somebody else. Yeah. Yeah,
he's like a southern dude. I don't

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know. But I was happy to
see Jason wats his face, the guy

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that did it the first time that
Oh Jason Mesni Yeah, I like him,

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he's cute. Had you seen his
season? Yeah, that's when I

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used to watch it, remember,
Yeah, that was a good After the

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final rose when he broke up with
Melissa, right, he had broken up

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with her, Melissa Ryecroft and then
asked Mollie yeah, and then then they

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ended up together. And do they
need Chris Harrison? Do they need a

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host? What do they need a
host? I know Chris is not there

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anymore. It's the other beefy dude. Whatever. Jesse Palmer. Is he

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a football player or yeah he's a
he's ex football player. Okay, now

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he's a commentator. He's great.
I like him too, But what do

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they need somebody to come out and
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Stephanie, collect your thoughts and say
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that for, ladies? He's the
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too many names? And Nikki call
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kids. Athenaginshirt is just dancing up
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up and Sandra it's not easy being
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a street and Stephanie's a sticker.
I'm doctor Bruce. Yes, you're doctor

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Bruce. We have so many private
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we should have a glossary of terms. I know what happened. What happened?

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So I went to Denver last week
dying here. Yeah, it was

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pretty interest sting. It was okay, what happened? So you left here?

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So I left Sunny was there,
went to the went to Boulder,

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did the uh Tour of Boulder.
Then I got to town that night and

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then we had at a nine a
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Colorado was it was University of Colorado, and one's Colorado State. Colorado State.

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Okay, University of Colorado is Now. Then there's the one with Dion

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Sanders that like a lot of it's
getting popular because of which we can which

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we'll talk about later because I watched
the game right and Colorado State is the

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other one. But there's also Denver
University. Oh okay, that's the one.

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So okay. So because Sonny's friend's
father was the one that basically planned

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the whole thing and was like inviting
Sonny along and inviting us along. So

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he originally told me in a text, you know the universities. So I

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signed up for the tour and I
signed up for the Boulder. Fine.

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But the second the second day,
we show up to the university and give

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them our you know name, and
they're like, oh, you're not on

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the list. Oh. And then
they're like, could it have been University

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of Denver? And I was like, well, where are we? No

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University Colorado? They said, Denver. You're at Denver University. And they

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said, don't worry, people do
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it was fine. They're like,
yes, you can, you're here,

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you can be in the two.
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why. I was looking at the
directions while the dad was driving and he

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was pulling into the garage and I
was like, and I go, are

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you sure this is where it says
the park and he was like and then

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he looks at his thing and he
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And I was like, and then
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okay, because mine says a different
parking strugg Oh, so he was meaning

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to go to that school. No, he was meaning to go to the

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school we were to the school we
were at, Denver Universe. That's what

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I'm saying. He meant to go
to Denver University, but you meant to

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go to the other school by accident. No, I meant to go to

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the same school, but for some
reason, you signed up for a tour

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for the wrong for the wrong school. Okay. But anyway, so he's

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not interested in going to University of
Colorado now that's Bolder. He's more interested

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in Bolder. That that's the school
he wanted to see, And of course

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he wanted to see the other schools
too. I thought that I thought University

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of Colorado is in Boulder. Let's
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Well, we were in downtown Denver, Okay, and then the Denver University

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different school though, yes, that's
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at. Okay, So he went
to the right university the day before Okay,

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when he was with them. Did
he go to Colorado State or University

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of Colorado? He went to Boulder, Okay. Whatever that university is.

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It's so confusing. Just when I
google it, the first one I see

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is University of Colorado, Boulder,
and then right onto that it says University

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of Colorado, Denver. See,
and then there's a couple more people are

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screaming at their phones right now.
Guys, nobody in this room went to

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college they I don't know how what
do you want from us? We don't

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even live in Colorado, live in
California. I've only liked college football for

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like three weeks. Everybody, lay
off. We've always said about this show,

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like, do not come to us
for advice. Now we'll tell you

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what we're doing, and then don't
do that. Learn from right on a

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tour in the state of Colorado,
to get the universities, right, yes,

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loet on a stage. What are
you doing? Yeah, well I

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didn't know that this guy. It
really didn't, you know. It was

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just like we were just going to
look at the next day, to look

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at the school that he wanted to
go look at. Whatever. So Sonny

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it too long, didn't read Sonny
did go get to go to the colleges

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that he wanted to go to?
Okay, Yeah, you didn't f it

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up. No, I didn't f
it up. Okay, because he was

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He went the day before with the
before I got there, and when I

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got there is when I screw everything
now, But even then he was fine.

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He wasn't and he's looking at other
schools and out of state too,

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out of Colorado, right. So
it was just because his friend, one

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of his closest friends dad, who
I didn't know, was divorced. Oh

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yeah, but and don't get along
with the ex apparently, but very thick

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scott They're from Scotland, very thick
Scottish accent, the whole family. The

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kid doesn't that much, but when
you hear him talk to his dad you

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can hear it. But because he
was born in Scotland. But anyway,

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really sweet dad, really nice cute. I mean not my tight but oh

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okay, it's okay, all right, but very fun like good sense of

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humor. The kid had a great
sense of humor. I got a lot

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of gossip out of the kid that
Sonny doesn't really you know. I was

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like, can you get Sonny to
like, you know, dress like he's

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got some game? Like I mean
he wears like you know, he just

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he dresses wear basketball shorts. No, he wears better shorts and pants,

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but he's still he like, you
know, like I'm looking at this kid,

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and he's got like a cool hoodie, you know, like a cop

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I don't know, some kind of
and like Sonny's wearing, you know,

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I don't know, like some Target
hoodie. You know, he's wearing pink

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Floyd's shirts. Because Xander dresses.
Xander is such a cute dresser. He's

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but see, do you remember back
when Xander was like eight, My complaint

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was like he was all about the
brands. Yeah, remember I was like,

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yes, I had to go Remember
when those sweat shirts Supreme Yeah no,

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no, but remember when the Nike
it was like hoodies but they had

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that like sort of shiny material.
Do you know what I mean, polys.

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Yeah, it was like sports.
Yeah, they were like but he

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had to have Remember when I was
like going on eBay because I would buy

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them for cheaper used and he didn't
know the difference because it was like eight.

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So I'd be like, here you
go, I bought them new,

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you know, yeah, and he'd
be fine. I mean I couldn't get

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away with that now, but like, yeah, he's always been that way.

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Yeah. Well, see, Sunny's
friends dressed nice too, but Sonny

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no, he just he wears like
pink Floyd T shirts from to all the

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like T shirts from Target, you
know, led Zeppelin shirt, I don't

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know, like still wearing like the
Heart Association from when they did the jagath

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On like a couple of years ago, you know. Like, I mean,

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he's just so anyway. I was
like telling his friend, I'm like,

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and he goes, oh, we're
on top of him. We're trying,

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we're trying. And I'm like,
if I go and buy him clothes,

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he won't wear it, but maybe
if I give him money and you

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guys take him to the mall,
then maybe, you know, And then

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he was making he goes, he
was laughing at Sonny shoes because Sonny shoes

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Every year at Christmas, he wants
the same black Adidas from Amazon because he

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loves wearing those shoes. And his
friend was laughing. He was like his

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shoes and I go, I bought
him Converse last year for Christmas. He

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does it, not Converse, air
Max or whatever, Nike. He doesn't

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wear. He goes. I know, I saw him, missus gla.

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I saw him and I tell him, Sonny wear those shoes and he's like,

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no, wears his black Adidas walking
shoes. It's like he's forty years

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old or no, like seventy years
old. So anyway, his friend had

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a really good sense of humor and
he was telling me about they were talking

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about driving son He's a very good
driver. But yeah, spent the day

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with them and we went to the
college. Then we had to get to

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the airport return the car. You
know, it's nice going with the dad

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because I don't got to look out
for anything. I don't know where we're

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going. We're at the wrong university. What do I know? Like you

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know what I mean? Like if
it's the like me, I would have

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been like, you know, how
to find everything and getting rental cars whatever.

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Like I was just going to this
thing, going, Oh, the

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00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,039
dad's running the show. So and
he's a dad, so do I.

406
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,160
I don't have to worry about anything, you know. So anyway, he

407
00:29:40,319 --> 00:29:41,119
like, you know, I had
to take the So then we had to

408
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,000
kill time for two hours at the
airport and we ate lunch and so that's

409
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:48,559
when we were chit chatting and it
was nice. We had a good time.

410
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,119
It was a very quick trip.
Now this week at the end of

411
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:57,799
the week, going to Arizona with
Natalia and her friend, her friends and

412
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:03,160
her home coming. It is homecoming
weekend. They're going to look at colleges,

413
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,920
but it is homecoming weekend at the
school, right yeah. Yeah,

414
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,359
and there's a game, big game, of course. But like I'm not

415
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:17,960
going to the game. Mm hmm. So I watched did you watch the

416
00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:22,839
game? I watched part of it. There was a UCLA, Yes,

417
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:26,039
Colorado game, big game, big
game. Now, you know, as

418
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:30,440
I told you, I think last
week, uh I got I decided that

419
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,640
I'm not into University of Colorado.
I changed. Remember, I was all

420
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:40,519
of a sudden, it's for USC
I think was Stanford, Yeah, Stanford.

421
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:44,160
I was like those smarty pants they're
not good at sports, I'm got

422
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,720
a root for them. I know. I'm looking at me like, you're

423
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:52,720
so dumb. I'm kind of kidding, But that's how fickle I am.

424
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,160
I'm just like, I don't like
that Dion Sanders anymore. I was talking

425
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:00,160
to Cecily, my co host.
First. She loves football, and she's

426
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,839
like, it's Dion Sanders though.
That's that's like his thing, that's what

427
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,799
he's known for, you know.
I'm like, I don't care. Yeah,

428
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,799
that doesn't mean I have to root
for Yeah, So I went off

429
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:11,880
of him. That's kind of how
I root for teams if I don't have

430
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,279
a team in a sport or whatever. That's how i'll pick teams too.

431
00:31:15,319 --> 00:31:17,519
I just oh, I kind of
like their vibe or I like what they're

432
00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:19,200
about, or you know, maybe
I'll even switch halfway through a game when

433
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,440
I hear the commentators talking about it. So I'm with you. I kind

434
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,440
of do that too with with sports
that I don't have teams to root for.

435
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,519
Yeah, I'm like, oh,
too many personal fouls against that team.

436
00:31:29,559 --> 00:31:30,640
Well, I don't like you anymore. I'm reading for the other team.

437
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:37,880
You guys are mean. So I
was I was rooting for UCLA home

438
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,000
team, and yeah, and then
I was I was worried, you know,

439
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:45,880
I'm like, this is just my
luck, you know, I rote

440
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,759
I changed my affiliation, right,
and then they're going to start. They're

441
00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:52,440
gonna the UCLA is going to lose, right, But now they won.

442
00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:56,680
Yay, they did really well.
Yeah, it was a big game because

443
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:02,519
we were I was going to aha
Halloween thing, Saturday night party, and

444
00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:06,960
we'd have to drive by the Rose
Bowl. There was tons of traffic.

445
00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:12,279
The freeway was blocked. Oh oh
my god. And then Suzanne's boyfriend,

446
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:17,519
her his daughter, goes to what's
the team they played? That school that

447
00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:23,079
they played, University of Colorado,
Yes, that one Denver, right,

448
00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:29,599
she goes to that school and then
he's a big UCLA fan, the dad.

449
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:31,119
So they were they were gonna and
Suzanna was going to go to the

450
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,759
game, but because she was coming
with me to the Halloween party, she

451
00:32:35,839 --> 00:32:37,519
came with me. But we Yeah, it was like there was a blimp

452
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:43,759
up in the sky that the traffic
was terrible all week I mean that Saturday

453
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,440
leading up to the game. Yeah, but yeah, it was a big

454
00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:49,680
it was a big thing. So
do you want to hear what happened to

455
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:52,200
Oh, let's take a let's take
another break, and then I'll tell you

456
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,440
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457
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:05,359
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458
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459
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:13,319
somebody when we did our we took
a picture the other day and somebody

460
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,039
was like, oh my god,
Lynette, how is your hair looking so

461
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:19,480
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462
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:22,680
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463
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464
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475
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f c o L. Now,
because I'm old, I forgot. What

476
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:28,440
did we just say? We were
going to say the game. Oh,

477
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:30,840
I was going to tell you that. Okay. So I was talking to

478
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:36,800
Robin on the phone earlier in the
earlier in the day, and Robin was

479
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,960
like, yeah, because she's a
big u c l A. She went

480
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,519
to U c l A. She's
got the season tickets, so she was

481
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:46,280
going to the game. I was
pretty jealous. And she had just arrived

482
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:52,719
in Pasadena like four hours early.
She was meeting some friends and their daughter

483
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,320
and she and her husband and they
were going to lunch and then they were

484
00:34:55,320 --> 00:35:00,960
going to grab a shuttle and go
to the big game. Couple hours later,

485
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,239
I get a text from her husband, Wade, who was just like,

486
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,840
hey, Robin was cheering for UCLA
in the parking lot and she fell

487
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:14,599
and broke a wrist and we're in
the er right now. So oh Robin,

488
00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:20,199
Robin, Oh no, horror thing
was in the er for like the

489
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,280
rest of the day. She had
to be put under. She had to

490
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:28,199
be given the popa fal really and
some ketamine, and then they had to

491
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,679
reset like it was dislocated, so
they had to like shove it back into

492
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:36,400
place, and then they put this
giant cast on her arm. Yeah at

493
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,280
a Jesus wheeze, man, Yeah, it's scary getting old. You broke

494
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,599
your foot, she broke a wrist, believe me. I was like,

495
00:35:44,679 --> 00:35:47,559
we are twinning right now, girl, because and this almost the same way.

496
00:35:47,639 --> 00:35:53,920
She fell off a curb rearing yelling
UCLA and then she took a spill

497
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,559
off of a curb and fell on
her arm. And I fell off a

498
00:35:58,599 --> 00:36:04,199
curb right and at an event in
the Golden Bachelor that she like, didn't

499
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,639
she hurt herself or was she faking
it? Playing pickleball? Yeah, she

500
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,199
was faking it. She was faking
it. But I saw her with the

501
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,079
boot on, though she had a
boot that was a different one that was

502
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:20,360
like, I got a stress fracture
like pickleball. Yeah, that Golden Bachelor

503
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:27,719
man, the waivers must be like
know right the size of weathering heights exactly?

504
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:30,400
Have you played pickleball yet? I
haven't played it yet. I am

505
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:36,360
going to play it, I swear
I am. I met another woman who

506
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,079
was like, I want to play
pickleball too, So I'm going to do

507
00:36:38,159 --> 00:36:44,639
that. I've just been a little
busy, Okay, I've been a little

508
00:36:44,679 --> 00:36:47,679
bit busy. Yeah, I'm going
to start working out more at the YMCA

509
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,159
by my house. Okay, I
have been going to the gym though,

510
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,400
Oh you have I have? Oh
good you guys. I haven't had sugar

511
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,840
in a few months. Wow.
Yes, I've been doing really really well.

512
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,599
I just, you know, I
just reached a point where I was

513
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:08,840
like, I'm just I'm sick of
it. I'm sick of I don't Right

514
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,719
after I broke my foot, I
went I had been not doing sugar,

515
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,000
but only for like two weeks.
I'd gotten like two weeks under my belt.

516
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,000
Then I broke my foot and my
friend came over and just brought me

517
00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:23,400
all this candy. Oh no,
total sabotage move. She didn't know.

518
00:37:23,679 --> 00:37:28,000
I was like, you know,
and I looked at the candy, and

519
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:30,639
I was already feeling sorry for myself, and I'm like, where am I

520
00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:34,880
going? What am I doing?
Who's gonna see me? Fucking I'm eating

521
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,360
candy? Right, So I started
eating the candy, and then I went

522
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,719
a little crazy for a little while. And then I was like, okay,

523
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,400
So now I'm I have no possible
I had just gone back to the

524
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,960
gym like a couple of times before
I broke my foot, right, So

525
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,559
now I'm like, okay, So
I'm just in bed every day day after

526
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:59,400
day, can't walk my I'm turning
into Veale over here, and I'm eating

527
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,480
candy. So I promptly like gain
more weight, you know. So then

528
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,480
I just was like I got towards
the end of that, I just really

529
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:09,079
got sick of myself, and I
was like, that's it. So like

530
00:38:09,159 --> 00:38:13,840
for the last I want to say, at least like six weeks, I've

531
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,440
been off sugar, and now I've
started going back to the gym like every

532
00:38:17,519 --> 00:38:21,480
day to every other day. I've
been going and having Remember I told you

533
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,960
that the way that I do it
is I don't. I'm not somebody who's

534
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,039
like, all right, I'm back
at it. I'm gonna like do forty

535
00:38:29,079 --> 00:38:31,360
five minutes of cardio and take hard
classes like you're not going to see me

536
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:36,519
at boot camp. You know.
What I do is I set like very

537
00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:42,440
achievable goals for myself, Like I'm
going to do thirty minutes of lighter cardio,

538
00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:44,960
like I don't you know, I
work up a sweat, but I'm

539
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:49,800
not like right face beating, red
out of breath, no, nothing like

540
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,719
that. I listen to a podcast, I do my thirty minutes. I

541
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:59,199
count it down in my mind.
I'm like, okay, I'm halfway done.

542
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,840
Okay, I'm a third of the
way done. You know, I'm

543
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,639
three quarters of the way done.
Okay, of the last third, I'm

544
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:07,960
like a third of that of the
way. Like I have to keep my

545
00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:12,800
brain like okay, you're almost there, right Yeah. And then I go

546
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,679
do a couple of machines. You
know, I stretch out, I do

547
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,440
a couple of machines. I'm out
perfect. I'm like a dealer, like

548
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:22,320
done done. That's my fifteen minute
shift, you know, right, have

549
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:27,320
a that's it. I then I
feel good about myself. Whether it's falsely.

550
00:39:28,039 --> 00:39:30,159
I don't weigh myself right, So
I don't know. I don't know

551
00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:35,760
what's happening, right. All I
know is like, whether it's deserved or

552
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,920
not, I'm feeling better about myself. Well, I went to the doctor

553
00:39:40,159 --> 00:39:45,159
doctor knock around you did, yeah
the other day, Oh my annual checkup?

554
00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:50,400
Uh huh. And you know,
he's like, I got a little

555
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,920
update on him. He's like,
uh, you know, how's it going?

556
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,400
You know. He brings you into
the office and he sits down right,

557
00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:01,119
like so you know you still divorce. He's still getting a divorce.

558
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:07,039
He's not asking for your mental health. No, he's asking for tips.

559
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:09,199
Yes, how'd you get out?
Yes, because he was like, I'm

560
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:16,039
He's literally said like I'm so jealous, like he did. Yes. He

561
00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:19,480
was like, he was like,
you rip the band aid off? And

562
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,880
he goes, but your kids were
older, right, you know, because

563
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,880
my kids are not that they're not
as old as your kids. And I

564
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,519
said, well, you know,
I waited until they were a little older.

565
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,000
And then he said, he's like, I may not be alive wait

566
00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:35,800
till he said, you already said
he does. He goes so, you

567
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,920
know, he goes, want to
know what my wife said to me yesterday?

568
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:43,519
I go, yes, please,
You're like, I got a podcast

569
00:40:43,559 --> 00:40:50,519
to do. I'm taking notes like
a hidden microphone and a lab. You're

570
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:53,639
like, could you just pin this
lab on your on your scrubs as tests?

571
00:40:54,039 --> 00:40:57,840
So he goes, uh, she
says to me the other day,

572
00:40:58,079 --> 00:41:00,079
she goes, you know what,
I've been hanging out with my best friend

573
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:04,960
all day every day while you're at
work. And he was like, do

574
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:07,239
you know who her best friend is? I said now, and he goes

575
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:12,840
her ex boyfriend of nine years.
Oh my god, it gets every story

576
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,159
from Doctor Knock Around. Is just
like worse than a lie. No.

577
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:21,320
I feel so bad for him.
And he's like, so they're hanging out

578
00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:24,760
while I'm here working all day and
they're just spending my money and hanging out.

579
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:29,480
She's hanging out with her with her
ex boyfriend. He's like, it

580
00:41:29,519 --> 00:41:36,880
doesn't feel good. And I'm like, I feel so bad for him.

581
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,159
And he's not an old guy.
He's like our age. Yeah, he's

582
00:41:40,199 --> 00:41:45,719
cute, he's get anybody. He's
like a cute working doctor. Yes,

583
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,360
yes, he's young, he's cute, he's whatever, like and he's stuck

584
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,840
with this woman that's just so mean, so abusive to him, and like

585
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,159
just doesn't give a fuck hanging out
with. We always picture him as like

586
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,960
you know the story where he was
like, well, she makes him work

587
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,199
like all night because you know,
to make more money so she can buy

588
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,760
like every class more lip gloss.
Yeah. But then he comes home and

589
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,920
she has to be really really quiet. Remember, like she doesn't like him

590
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,800
making any noise or turning any lights
out. Yeah, and she won't make

591
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,400
him any dinner. So like he
comes home and makes a bowl of cereal

592
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,920
and like it's in the dark table
in the dark. So I picture him

593
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:28,320
every night like by himself, because
he's like you know, and he's like

594
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,719
even though I'm a doctor, I
don't make a lot of money, like

595
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:37,280
you know, I'm not supporting her
lip gloss, I know, because regular

596
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:42,280
doctors don't. He's not like a
surgeon, No, he's just an interness.

597
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,119
She's just got a lot of people. He takes insurance, right,

598
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,719
right, and he's there. He's
like I'm near until like nine o'clock.

599
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,159
And it's true because he does the
blood test and then he'll call you in

600
00:42:52,199 --> 00:42:55,519
a week and he'll call you between
like seven and eight or something like that.

601
00:42:55,559 --> 00:42:59,880
He never called me, by the
way, he didn't know. Oh

602
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,800
did he tell you you have to
get another colonoscopy or did he I haven't

603
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,800
had one yet. Did he tell
you to get one? Yes? And

604
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,199
he's but then he took my phone
number and he's gonna have that. Their

605
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:15,519
person called me last time. He
wanted me to make an appointment at the

606
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:17,519
front desk. But this time he
said that they're gonna call me and make

607
00:43:17,519 --> 00:43:21,199
an appointment. I don't know.
And I have to tell give you your

608
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:24,960
blood work. No, no,
to make my colonoscopy. Oh, but

609
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:29,320
to give you the results of the
blood work. He does a telehealth thing,

610
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,760
right, like in seven days.
Right. I didn't get that,

611
00:43:32,199 --> 00:43:37,079
but I got it. I've got
a colonoscopy doctor for you. You do,

612
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:42,960
because do you remember the story,
yes, of how I went to

613
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:46,800
like the one guy and he was
like this like old kind of like very

614
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:51,440
almost like cat skills like you know, and he's like, hey, how

615
00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:54,960
are you like? And he's got
the shirt unbuttoned like to the middle of

616
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,840
his chest and like the hairy chest
and like a big Jewish star. And

617
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,039
he's like, my Name's like,
yeah, you know, and then he

618
00:44:01,159 --> 00:44:05,440
was like, oh, look at
you. You remember how he didn't know

619
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,440
whether I should. He's like,
you know, you you could do the

620
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:12,000
you could go under, you could
not go under. You could like it's

621
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:14,719
up to you. He's like,
I mean I might cause you're you're thin,

622
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:16,679
You're a thin girl. You might
be able to feel. Remember,

623
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,159
he just didn't seem to know what
he was really talking about. And I

624
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:22,119
got freaked out. So I go
back to doctor knock around and I'm like,

625
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,840
this guy that you sent me to, because that was the one he

626
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,440
sent me to originally, I was
like, I don't get the feeling he

627
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:34,360
totally knows what he's talking about.
I think he's just like being a butt

628
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:39,119
doctor on the side or like just
a hobby right. Oh, he doesn't

629
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:43,320
seem to have like a real serious
protocol for this. He's like, hey,

630
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,239
you could do this, you could
do that. Whatever, And he

631
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:50,639
goes, Okay, I'm gonna give
you another name. And I so the

632
00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:53,719
other name I called, and then
I loved that one immediately. Okay,

633
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,880
all right, and that guy I
was like, so, doctor, this

634
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,079
guy said he does don't necessarily have
to be put under but I'm like worried

635
00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:07,159
about you know, and he's like, oh no, but I'm going to

636
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,519
put you out. There's no question. Yeah I remember that. Yeah,

637
00:45:09,519 --> 00:45:12,880
that's what I want. Yes,
you gotta go to my guy. I'll

638
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,239
give you the name after all.
Right, Okay, anyway, this was

639
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:22,079
super fun. I hope you guys
all liked our happy announcement. Yes,

640
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,920
and also make sure that you go
to our people that pay for a little

641
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,199
business shout out, like go stop
by Willmanfrida, Oh my god. Gina

642
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:35,360
Kimmel, who's going to be our
guest coming up this week, was talking

643
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,119
how much she loves that place.
Oh good, Yeah, have a homemade

644
00:45:39,199 --> 00:45:44,000
churo, enjoy yourself. Also go
to if you want a T shirt or

645
00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:49,000
you want something made specifically as a
gift for a friend or a loved one.

646
00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:52,000
A frinny private joke you guys have
between you have Basic Becky, make

647
00:45:52,039 --> 00:45:57,519
you a T shirt. That's our
girl, Becky Barris at just Basicbecky dot

648
00:45:57,519 --> 00:46:00,599
com or on Facebook at Basic Becky. Also, if you're in Hawaii,

649
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:06,960
uh and you're on the island of
Kawaii, go to Sugar Skull that's our

650
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,920
friend Maren's Bakery and gift shop and
they also do wedding cakes and you can

651
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:16,880
follow their Instagram page at sugar Skull
eight oh eight. Also our friend Christine

652
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:22,199
Black, she's with Storybook World Travel. They don't just do theme parks anymore.

653
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,239
They do like all kinds of different
travel, and so you can just

654
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:32,880
go to her things Storybook World Travel
on Facebook or Instagram. And every week

655
00:46:34,039 --> 00:46:38,199
is my friend Adam Lerner three one
zero nine nine eight seven zero four eight.

656
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:42,159
He's a car broker. I'm just
reminding of him. You've heard me

657
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:45,519
talk about him before. You can
also go to his website Adams got acar

658
00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:51,079
dot com. Yeah, nice it, Thank you, Kaylin, Thanks thanks

659
00:46:51,079 --> 00:47:02,360
everybody, your parent now, non
f ough it's a good manny O. Yeah,
