Made a decision I'll face sunny sumone on I had a vision like, n
so rich, what's up, everybody, what's up? What's happening. I
got a new favorite TV show I want to tell you about. Oh it's
called The Bachelor. Is it the Golden Bachelor? Well? I started watching
The Golden Bachelor, and I'm I love it and I haven't watched a Bachelor
in years, as you know. And then I was like, let me
check out some other bachelors because you know, I'm just watching it now.
It's like I had a little like taste of the Bachelor Nation and I was
like, let me jump on this train. So I looked at some old
bachelor's and I was like, I just picked I just picked the cutest one.
Which one ari? Okay, you and I had the same same taste.
When he he came in second, I think on, yeah, he
was on a season somebody season earlier. Yeah, and I was like,
oh damn, this guy is the hottest guy ever, so cute. But
then five years go by, Yeah, I'm like, oh, now you're
making him the Bachelor. I don't know anymore. And he was still cute.
He's still cute, Yeah, a little less, so I didn't.
I didn't see his uh when he got I only watched him as the Bachelor.
Did you go through the whole season? I watched the whole thing house
up until two in the morning. Yeah, I had to finish it.
And then I love when all the big drama happens after the show, Like
when you know, you watch the whole thing and there's a part of you
that's like, oh, well, none of this really mattered because everything changed
on the after the final rose, but it's still kind of fun, right.
Well, I apparently people were telling me, uh, oh, wait
to see the end, wait to see the end. Oh. He was
an asshole. He's an as I'm like, what what could he have possibly
done? That's so bad. I'm thinking, what did he just not picked
both of them and just didn't whatever? I don't know. Then he had
a chick on there that was like so bad. She was good TV like,
she was all about herself. She was just like that could be any
contested from any season. Yeah, blonde, pretty, you're not narrowing it
down at all. Now. Her name was Crystal. She was very crystal.
Oh my name is Crystal. Yeah, she talked like that. They
made fun of her voice because she changed her voice. Yeah, she would
kind of talking a baby, right, she would talk to Ari Crystal and
she was all in the glitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I always have a joke about Crystal. It's not specifically about her, but
anytime they do those these events where one team, you know, it's like
what we're it's highlight and it's two teams and the best team that wins is
gonna get special time with Ari. It never turns out that way. It's
always so stupid because early on, because Crystal was like, I don't really
care, I'm gonna go see him. And then she was like you know,
she was just like she threw a fit. And that's the thing is
I haven't watched it in years, so I don't know that they do that
kind of stuff, you know, but yeah, she threw a fit because
her team won. And then he was like, yeah, well it's just
gonna be everybody instead of just one team hanging out. And then yeah,
she was like calling him an ass. I don't know what she was calling
him names something, but I couldn't look anything up because at first I was
like, is Ari Jewish? And I looked it up and then it said
is Ari and so and so still together? And I was like, oh,
oh no, no, no, although there was a million Larens and
a million Becca's and a million whatever, but he's the one that picks somebody
and then decided he made the wrong Oh my god, Lynnae spoiler alert from
seven years ago. Now, yes, he picked Becca who Now he originally
picked Becca, who was super the super boring one. Yes, but she
got the date that always tells you that that person's going to win, where
she got all the shopping. Oh she did, Yeah, where she comes
home with all the bags and all the girls are like fuck her, Like
right, you know the date? Yeah, yeah, so she got picked.
But then apparently well and also the one he chooses, which so you
know the ending, yeah yeah yeah yeah. So the one he chose chose
that Lauren. She was super quiet and if you recall, he was like,
I like her, but like she's so shy, like she's not showing
me. Yeah, so then you don't when he lets her go. I
thought it was very surprising that he went back to her, and then it
had turned out that he'd like called her on New Year's and was missing her
whatever. So everybody was all up in arms because he broke up with Becca,
and that was the time that they had him going to like the house
or they would have their date weekends, the secret the secret house right their
pad right right right, And then he had the camera followed him around like
mercilessly, like watching her get getting broken up with Oh my, she'd be
like, I don't want to talk to you. I'm going into the bathroom,
and then the cameras would just be watching the bathroom door. It was
a bit much. It was going unedited and uncut, blah blah blah.
Here he is breaking her heart for like three hours, like we're gonna come
back bona commercial, and we're back and he's still breaking her heart. She's
still in the bathroom crying. They come on. I mean it was it
was no wonder. The next night on after the Rows, he was like
we're hated. We're getting He's like Chris Harrison's like even I'm getting death uh
threats and shit. And I was like yeah, because what they were like
sensationalizing this breakup. They didn't need it unedited and uncut. Just show them
break up, right, we need to see them sit in silence, and
he was clearly better off with Lauren because three kids. They have three kids,
yeah, three Yeah, unbelievable, still married, and they're pretty quiet,
like they don't do a lot of batch, they don't do a lot
of stuff. Well, he did say he wanted to settle down and live
a quiet life, so yeah, no he did. And then at the
end of the episode of After the Rows, they announced that Becca's the bachelorette
spoiler alert, the bachelorette. So then Becca chooses this guy who is super
problematic. Uh yeah, and this is why I have a it's it's a
tough situation. A lot of people forgive her for this. But right after
she won with her guy whose name is Garrett, Uh, it came out
that Garrett had these like horrific Instagram likes, like he was liking awful,
awful, terrible things, great, racist and just like you know, So
then they had to do this thing where she's like, Garrett, sorry,
and Garrett was like, yeah, you know, I'm learning. You know,
when they go like I didn't understand that when you double click on a
heart that means you like it, Like, I didn't understand that when you
how likes show up? I didn't understand how I would get called out on
that, like for my shitty views. Right, So she sticks with him.
They're engaged for two years. Then, like the George Floyd protests started
happening, she's doing a pot she was doing a podcast for the Bachelor.
Tell me, tell me if this becomes too much information, now I'm interested,
now, Okay, So she's doing this podcast called Bachelor Happy Hour with
Rachel Lindsay, which the first black bachelorette. Right, Rachel Lindsay is pretty
vocal about her views, you know, Garrett. So things have been quiet.
Garrett, as far as I knew, didn't have any like super problematic
posts. But Garrett apparently hadn't changed that much because around the George Floyd protests,
he starts posting some real like like you know, standing up for the
cops like back in the Blue and you know, it was just bad timing,
right, like nobody dislikes the police, Like right, yeah, but
you know you don't have to go like yeah, fuck the police. But
also like this is maybe not the right time, especially given what you were
called out on, to start going like then He's it was just worse and
worse and worse. So now Rachel Lindsay's just like it's basically it got difficult
for Rachel Lindsay to sit there with Becca when like her fiance is all kinds
of things that Rachel's like, this is awful. Right. Finally Becka broke
up with Garrett. Yeah. Wow, Garrett. Then I would watch him
on Instagram sometimes just out of curiosity. Then he just went full like all
of his Instagram posts for like America like flags behind him hunting, like you
know. It's just like and Becca was this kind of like voted for Hillary,
like you know, a Democrat. So it was always kind of like,
how are these two? Because his views were kind of extreme. It
wasn't like he was just a Republican and she's a Democrat. It was like
right, it was kind of all right ish anyway. So they break up
and then Beca goes on Bachelor in Paradise. She meets this guy Thomas,
who'd kind of been a little bit of a pria from his season for no
good reason. He's actually like, was a really nice guy. Yeah,
but Katie Thurston, Okay, the guys were like, oh, they're having
this conversation the guys and they're like, I mean would you consider being the
bachelor, like if you get kicked off? And he says like, I
mean, yeah, I guess i'd be open to it. They're like,
oh, you just want to be the Bachelor. You're just here to be
the Bachelor. So they all go tattle on him, right, and then
she's like, dude, what the fuck, like you you're here to just
be the Bachelor. And he's like no, like that is not what I
said, Like that's that's taken out of context. And she's like, yeah,
I'm not here for that, Like I want guys that are here for
the right reason. She kicks him off, right. He goes to Bachelor
in Paradise. Becca's in Bachelor in Paradise. She's I think this is the
first time with Becca a lead a former lead was in Bachelor in Paradise.
Okay, And Bachelor in Paradise isn't just everybody from it's just people fucking on
a beach, yes, right, but they've all been in different seasons of
The Bachelor and Bachelor's yes, which is why this is how they get you.
You have to watch The Bachelor the Bachelorette so you can see who's going
to be on the beach, otherwise you do care about them. Right.
So Becca and Thomas meet, they don't get along that well, Like they
kind of hook up, but then she's like, I think you're a player,
and then he's like, I'm not. I've really mean this anyway.
Now they're married. They just had a baby. Wow. Really Yeah,
So in case you're feeling bad for her from Ari's whole thing, she's fine.
I figured she was gonna be fine when she became the Bachelorette. Once
she became the Bachelorette, now that was the beginning of her problems. I
think, okay, okay, since she has just spent two years with Garrett.
Yeah, Thomas is great. He's like, he's cute. He's like
this big jock looking like he looks like he'd be dumb, but he's really
like a nice, okay guy. Well, any other bachelors that you could
think. I think I like watching The Bachelor better than the Bachelorette, only
because I feel like the women are there because they really do want to meet
and fall in love, and I feel like twenty five guys are probably there.
Just did you know the Bachelorette has a better track record they did for
actual people getting proposed to and people staying together. Really yeah, I mean
they all end up breaking up at some point. Hmmm, well, do
you have any record what's a good season now that I can go back in
the archives and watch some shit? I'm trying to. I mean, I'm
looking forward to next season. Joey from the last season from Charity season,
which you didn't watch yet, but Joey, So don't watch Charity Season because
it was boring. Okay, but I think the really cute guy from there,
Okay, he's gonna be the runner up, He's going to be the
bachelor, and I think he's cute. He has his dad is gay,
his parents got divorced. His dad's like with a guy, which is sweet,
and like they're just you know, it's like it's like a nice Yeah,
it's a little less pageanty like he was. He wasn't like southern.
He wasn't either a baseball player from San Diego or like a guy from you
know. That's what I liked about Ari. He was a race car driver.
Yeah yeah, but I'm with you on I was like, he is
so cute. What is she thinking not picking him? Right? I'll see,
Maybe I should watch that season where he got dumped. No the oh
oh oh oh, yeah, that was a good season. I'm trying to
think if I can go all the way back, I mean Clayton's season.
Clayton I was seemed like it was gonna be boring because he was like,
you know, he was thrown off the show like number ten, right,
and so everybody was like, but it ended up being such a freaking mess
that it was pretty good to pretty good TV. I should I think I
was gonna watch that season, but it seems so long ago, and I
was like, I want to pick something more recent. Well, no,
Ari's season was was longer ago than Clayton. Oh, then I'm thinking recent.
I'm thinking of the wrong I think Colton. You must be thinking of
somebody else. Yeah. Yeah, he's like a southern dude. I don't
know. But I was happy to see Jason wats his face, the guy
that did it the first time that Oh Jason Mesni Yeah, I like him,
he's cute. Had you seen his season? Yeah, that's when I
used to watch it, remember, Yeah, that was a good After the
final rose when he broke up with Melissa, right, he had broken up
with her, Melissa Ryecroft and then asked Mollie yeah, and then then they
ended up together. And do they need Chris Harrison? Do they need a
host? What do they need a host? I know Chris is not there
anymore. It's the other beefy dude. Whatever. Jesse Palmer. Is he
a football player or yeah he's a he's ex football player. Okay, now
he's a commentator. He's great. I like him too, But what do
they need somebody to come out and go? This is the final Rose,
Stephanie, collect your thoughts and say goodbye? Like, what do they need
that for, ladies? He's the final Rose. I'm sorry, ladies,
if you weren't picked, please say your goodbyes. Right, you need a
chick there in that job. I think I know. And Caitlin Bristow should
have been it, but she but they didn't pick her. Oh okay,
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Bruce. We have so many private jokes on this show. I feel like
we should have a glossary of terms. I know what happened. What happened?
So I went to Denver last week dying here. Yeah, it was
pretty interest sting. It was okay, what happened? So you left here?
So I left Sunny was there, went to the went to Boulder,
did the uh Tour of Boulder. Then I got to town that night and
then we had at a nine a m. Tour of what I thought was
Colorado was it was University of Colorado, and one's Colorado State. Colorado State.
Okay, University of Colorado is Now. Then there's the one with Dion
Sanders that like a lot of it's getting popular because of which we can which
we'll talk about later because I watched the game right and Colorado State is the
other one. But there's also Denver University. Oh okay, that's the one.
So okay. So because Sonny's friend's father was the one that basically planned
the whole thing and was like inviting Sonny along and inviting us along. So
he originally told me in a text, you know the universities. So I
signed up for the tour and I signed up for the Boulder. Fine.
But the second the second day, we show up to the university and give
them our you know name, and they're like, oh, you're not on
the list. Oh. And then they're like, could it have been University
of Denver? And I was like, well, where are we? No
University Colorado? They said, Denver. You're at Denver University. And they
said, don't worry, people do this all the time. Oh. But
it was fine. They're like, yes, you can, you're here,
you can be in the two. But I was like, no, wonder
why. I was looking at the directions while the dad was driving and he
was pulling into the garage and I was like, and I go, are
you sure this is where it says the park and he was like and then
he looks at his thing and he goes, yeah, this is it.
And I was like, and then the thing opened and I was like,
okay, because mine says a different parking strugg Oh, so he was meaning
to go to that school. No, he was meaning to go to the
school we were to the school we were at, Denver Universe. That's what
I'm saying. He meant to go to Denver University, but you meant to
go to the other school by accident. No, I meant to go to
the same school, but for some reason, you signed up for a tour
for the wrong for the wrong school. Okay. But anyway, so he's
not interested in going to University of Colorado now that's Bolder. He's more interested
in Bolder. That that's the school he wanted to see, And of course
he wanted to see the other schools too. I thought that I thought University
of Colorado is in Boulder. Let's look that up. University of Colorado.
Well, we were in downtown Denver, Okay, and then the Denver University
different school though, yes, that's like fifteen minutes of the hotel we were
at. Okay, So he went to the right university the day before Okay,
when he was with them. Did he go to Colorado State or University
of Colorado? He went to Boulder, Okay. Whatever that university is.
It's so confusing. Just when I google it, the first one I see
is University of Colorado, Boulder, and then right onto that it says University
of Colorado, Denver. See, and then there's a couple more people are
screaming at their phones right now. Guys, nobody in this room went to
college they I don't know how what do you want from us? We don't
even live in Colorado, live in California. I've only liked college football for
like three weeks. Everybody, lay off. We've always said about this show,
like, do not come to us for advice. Now we'll tell you
what we're doing, and then don't do that. Learn from right on a
tour in the state of Colorado, to get the universities, right, yes,
loet on a stage. What are you doing? Yeah, well I
didn't know that this guy. It really didn't, you know. It was
just like we were just going to look at the next day, to look
at the school that he wanted to go look at. Whatever. So Sonny
it too long, didn't read Sonny did go get to go to the colleges
that he wanted to go to? Okay, Yeah, you didn't f it
up. No, I didn't f it up. Okay, because he was
He went the day before with the before I got there, and when I
got there is when I screw everything now, But even then he was fine.
He wasn't and he's looking at other schools and out of state too,
out of Colorado, right. So it was just because his friend, one
of his closest friends dad, who I didn't know, was divorced. Oh
yeah, but and don't get along with the ex apparently, but very thick
scott They're from Scotland, very thick Scottish accent, the whole family. The
kid doesn't that much, but when you hear him talk to his dad you
can hear it. But because he was born in Scotland. But anyway,
really sweet dad, really nice cute. I mean not my tight but oh
okay, it's okay, all right, but very fun like good sense of
humor. The kid had a great sense of humor. I got a lot
of gossip out of the kid that Sonny doesn't really you know. I was
like, can you get Sonny to like, you know, dress like he's
got some game? Like I mean he wears like you know, he just
he dresses wear basketball shorts. No, he wears better shorts and pants,
but he's still he like, you know, like I'm looking at this kid,
and he's got like a cool hoodie, you know, like a cop
I don't know, some kind of and like Sonny's wearing, you know,
I don't know, like some Target hoodie. You know, he's wearing pink
Floyd's shirts. Because Xander dresses. Xander is such a cute dresser. He's
but see, do you remember back when Xander was like eight, My complaint
was like he was all about the brands. Yeah, remember I was like,
yes, I had to go Remember when those sweat shirts Supreme Yeah no,
no, but remember when the Nike it was like hoodies but they had
that like sort of shiny material. Do you know what I mean, polys.
Yeah, it was like sports. Yeah, they were like but he
had to have Remember when I was like going on eBay because I would buy
them for cheaper used and he didn't know the difference because it was like eight.
So I'd be like, here you go, I bought them new,
you know, yeah, and he'd be fine. I mean I couldn't get
away with that now, but like, yeah, he's always been that way.
Yeah. Well, see, Sunny's friends dressed nice too, but Sonny
no, he just he wears like pink Floyd T shirts from to all the
like T shirts from Target, you know, led Zeppelin shirt, I don't
know, like still wearing like the Heart Association from when they did the jagath
On like a couple of years ago, you know. Like, I mean,
he's just so anyway. I was like telling his friend, I'm like,
and he goes, oh, we're on top of him. We're trying,
we're trying. And I'm like, if I go and buy him clothes,
he won't wear it, but maybe if I give him money and you
guys take him to the mall, then maybe, you know, And then
he was making he goes, he was laughing at Sonny shoes because Sonny shoes
Every year at Christmas, he wants the same black Adidas from Amazon because he
loves wearing those shoes. And his friend was laughing. He was like his
shoes and I go, I bought him Converse last year for Christmas. He
does it, not Converse, air Max or whatever, Nike. He doesn't
wear. He goes. I know, I saw him, missus gla.
I saw him and I tell him, Sonny wear those shoes and he's like,
no, wears his black Adidas walking shoes. It's like he's forty years
old or no, like seventy years old. So anyway, his friend had
a really good sense of humor and he was telling me about they were talking
about driving son He's a very good driver. But yeah, spent the day
with them and we went to the college. Then we had to get to
the airport return the car. You know, it's nice going with the dad
because I don't got to look out for anything. I don't know where we're
going. We're at the wrong university. What do I know? Like you
know what I mean? Like if it's the like me, I would have
been like, you know, how to find everything and getting rental cars whatever.
Like I was just going to this thing, going, Oh, the
dad's running the show. So and he's a dad, so do I.
I don't have to worry about anything, you know. So anyway, he
like, you know, I had to take the So then we had to
kill time for two hours at the airport and we ate lunch and so that's
when we were chit chatting and it was nice. We had a good time.
It was a very quick trip. Now this week at the end of
the week, going to Arizona with Natalia and her friend, her friends and
her home coming. It is homecoming weekend. They're going to look at colleges,
but it is homecoming weekend at the school, right yeah. Yeah,
and there's a game, big game, of course. But like I'm not
going to the game. Mm hmm. So I watched did you watch the
game? I watched part of it. There was a UCLA, Yes,
Colorado game, big game, big game. Now, you know, as
I told you, I think last week, uh I got I decided that
I'm not into University of Colorado. I changed. Remember, I was all
of a sudden, it's for USC I think was Stanford, Yeah, Stanford.
I was like those smarty pants they're not good at sports, I'm got
a root for them. I know. I'm looking at me like, you're
so dumb. I'm kind of kidding, But that's how fickle I am.
I'm just like, I don't like that Dion Sanders anymore. I was talking
to Cecily, my co host. First. She loves football, and she's
like, it's Dion Sanders though. That's that's like his thing, that's what
he's known for, you know. I'm like, I don't care. Yeah,
that doesn't mean I have to root for Yeah, So I went off
of him. That's kind of how I root for teams if I don't have
a team in a sport or whatever. That's how i'll pick teams too.
I just oh, I kind of like their vibe or I like what they're
about, or you know, maybe I'll even switch halfway through a game when
I hear the commentators talking about it. So I'm with you. I kind
of do that too with with sports that I don't have teams to root for.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, too many personal fouls against that team.
Well, I don't like you anymore. I'm reading for the other team.
You guys are mean. So I was I was rooting for UCLA home
team, and yeah, and then I was I was worried, you know,
I'm like, this is just my luck, you know, I rote
I changed my affiliation, right, and then they're going to start. They're
gonna the UCLA is going to lose, right, But now they won.
Yay, they did really well. Yeah, it was a big game because
we were I was going to aha Halloween thing, Saturday night party, and
we'd have to drive by the Rose Bowl. There was tons of traffic.
The freeway was blocked. Oh oh my god. And then Suzanne's boyfriend,
her his daughter, goes to what's the team they played? That school that
they played, University of Colorado, Yes, that one Denver, right,
she goes to that school and then he's a big UCLA fan, the dad.
So they were they were gonna and Suzanna was going to go to the
game, but because she was coming with me to the Halloween party, she
came with me. But we Yeah, it was like there was a blimp
up in the sky that the traffic was terrible all week I mean that Saturday
leading up to the game. Yeah, but yeah, it was a big
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did we just say? We were going to say the game. Oh,
I was going to tell you that. Okay. So I was talking to
Robin on the phone earlier in the earlier in the day, and Robin was
like, yeah, because she's a big u c l A. She went
to U c l A. She's got the season tickets, so she was
going to the game. I was pretty jealous. And she had just arrived
in Pasadena like four hours early. She was meeting some friends and their daughter
and she and her husband and they were going to lunch and then they were
going to grab a shuttle and go to the big game. Couple hours later,
I get a text from her husband, Wade, who was just like,
hey, Robin was cheering for UCLA in the parking lot and she fell
and broke a wrist and we're in the er right now. So oh Robin,
Robin, Oh no, horror thing was in the er for like the
rest of the day. She had to be put under. She had to
be given the popa fal really and some ketamine, and then they had to
reset like it was dislocated, so they had to like shove it back into
place, and then they put this giant cast on her arm. Yeah at
a Jesus wheeze, man, Yeah, it's scary getting old. You broke
your foot, she broke a wrist, believe me. I was like,
we are twinning right now, girl, because and this almost the same way.
She fell off a curb rearing yelling UCLA and then she took a spill
off of a curb and fell on her arm. And I fell off a
curb right and at an event in the Golden Bachelor that she like, didn't
she hurt herself or was she faking it? Playing pickleball? Yeah, she
was faking it. She was faking it. But I saw her with the
boot on, though she had a boot that was a different one that was
like, I got a stress fracture like pickleball. Yeah, that Golden Bachelor
man, the waivers must be like know right the size of weathering heights exactly?
Have you played pickleball yet? I haven't played it yet. I am
going to play it, I swear I am. I met another woman who
was like, I want to play pickleball too, So I'm going to do
that. I've just been a little busy, Okay, I've been a little
bit busy. Yeah, I'm going to start working out more at the YMCA
by my house. Okay, I have been going to the gym though,
Oh you have I have? Oh good you guys. I haven't had sugar
in a few months. Wow. Yes, I've been doing really really well.
I just, you know, I just reached a point where I was
like, I'm just I'm sick of it. I'm sick of I don't Right
after I broke my foot, I went I had been not doing sugar,
but only for like two weeks. I'd gotten like two weeks under my belt.
Then I broke my foot and my friend came over and just brought me
all this candy. Oh no, total sabotage move. She didn't know.
I was like, you know, and I looked at the candy, and
I was already feeling sorry for myself, and I'm like, where am I
going? What am I doing? Who's gonna see me? Fucking I'm eating
candy? Right, So I started eating the candy, and then I went
a little crazy for a little while. And then I was like, okay,
So now I'm I have no possible I had just gone back to the
gym like a couple of times before I broke my foot, right, So
now I'm like, okay, So I'm just in bed every day day after
day, can't walk my I'm turning into Veale over here, and I'm eating
candy. So I promptly like gain more weight, you know. So then
I just was like I got towards the end of that, I just really
got sick of myself, and I was like, that's it. So like
for the last I want to say, at least like six weeks, I've
been off sugar, and now I've started going back to the gym like every
day to every other day. I've been going and having Remember I told you
that the way that I do it is I don't. I'm not somebody who's
like, all right, I'm back at it. I'm gonna like do forty
five minutes of cardio and take hard classes like you're not going to see me
at boot camp. You know. What I do is I set like very
achievable goals for myself, Like I'm going to do thirty minutes of lighter cardio,
like I don't you know, I work up a sweat, but I'm
not like right face beating, red out of breath, no, nothing like
that. I listen to a podcast, I do my thirty minutes. I
count it down in my mind. I'm like, okay, I'm halfway done.
Okay, I'm a third of the way done. You know, I'm
three quarters of the way done. Okay, of the last third, I'm
like a third of that of the way. Like I have to keep my
brain like okay, you're almost there, right Yeah. And then I go
do a couple of machines. You know, I stretch out, I do
a couple of machines. I'm out perfect. I'm like a dealer, like
done done. That's my fifteen minute shift, you know, right, have
a that's it. I then I feel good about myself. Whether it's falsely.
I don't weigh myself right, So I don't know. I don't know
what's happening, right. All I know is like, whether it's deserved or
not, I'm feeling better about myself. Well, I went to the doctor
doctor knock around you did, yeah the other day, Oh my annual checkup?
Uh huh. And you know, he's like, I got a little
update on him. He's like, uh, you know, how's it going?
You know. He brings you into the office and he sits down right,
like so you know you still divorce. He's still getting a divorce.
He's not asking for your mental health. No, he's asking for tips.
Yes, how'd you get out? Yes, because he was like, I'm
He's literally said like I'm so jealous, like he did. Yes. He
was like, he was like, you rip the band aid off? And
he goes, but your kids were older, right, you know, because
my kids are not that they're not as old as your kids. And I
said, well, you know, I waited until they were a little older.
And then he said, he's like, I may not be alive wait
till he said, you already said he does. He goes so, you
know, he goes, want to know what my wife said to me yesterday?
I go, yes, please, You're like, I got a podcast
to do. I'm taking notes like a hidden microphone and a lab. You're
like, could you just pin this lab on your on your scrubs as tests?
So he goes, uh, she says to me the other day,
she goes, you know what, I've been hanging out with my best friend
all day every day while you're at work. And he was like, do
you know who her best friend is? I said now, and he goes
her ex boyfriend of nine years. Oh my god, it gets every story
from Doctor Knock Around. Is just like worse than a lie. No.
I feel so bad for him. And he's like, so they're hanging out
while I'm here working all day and they're just spending my money and hanging out.
She's hanging out with her with her ex boyfriend. He's like, it
doesn't feel good. And I'm like, I feel so bad for him.
And he's not an old guy. He's like our age. Yeah, he's
cute, he's get anybody. He's like a cute working doctor. Yes,
yes, he's young, he's cute, he's whatever, like and he's stuck
with this woman that's just so mean, so abusive to him, and like
just doesn't give a fuck hanging out with. We always picture him as like
you know the story where he was like, well, she makes him work
like all night because you know, to make more money so she can buy
like every class more lip gloss. Yeah. But then he comes home and
she has to be really really quiet. Remember, like she doesn't like him
making any noise or turning any lights out. Yeah, and she won't make
him any dinner. So like he comes home and makes a bowl of cereal
and like it's in the dark table in the dark. So I picture him
every night like by himself, because he's like you know, and he's like
even though I'm a doctor, I don't make a lot of money, like
you know, I'm not supporting her lip gloss, I know, because regular
doctors don't. He's not like a surgeon, No, he's just an interness.
She's just got a lot of people. He takes insurance, right,
right, and he's there. He's like I'm near until like nine o'clock.
And it's true because he does the blood test and then he'll call you in
a week and he'll call you between like seven and eight or something like that.
He never called me, by the way, he didn't know. Oh
did he tell you you have to get another colonoscopy or did he I haven't
had one yet. Did he tell you to get one? Yes? And
he's but then he took my phone number and he's gonna have that. Their
person called me last time. He wanted me to make an appointment at the
front desk. But this time he said that they're gonna call me and make
an appointment. I don't know. And I have to tell give you your
blood work. No, no, to make my colonoscopy. Oh, but
to give you the results of the blood work. He does a telehealth thing,
right, like in seven days. Right. I didn't get that,
but I got it. I've got a colonoscopy doctor for you. You do,
because do you remember the story, yes, of how I went to
like the one guy and he was like this like old kind of like very
almost like cat skills like you know, and he's like, hey, how
are you like? And he's got the shirt unbuttoned like to the middle of
his chest and like the hairy chest and like a big Jewish star. And
he's like, my Name's like, yeah, you know, and then he
was like, oh, look at you. You remember how he didn't know
whether I should. He's like, you know, you you could do the
you could go under, you could not go under. You could like it's
up to you. He's like, I mean I might cause you're you're thin,
You're a thin girl. You might be able to feel. Remember,
he just didn't seem to know what he was really talking about. And I
got freaked out. So I go back to doctor knock around and I'm like,
this guy that you sent me to, because that was the one he
sent me to originally, I was like, I don't get the feeling he
totally knows what he's talking about. I think he's just like being a butt
doctor on the side or like just a hobby right. Oh, he doesn't
seem to have like a real serious protocol for this. He's like, hey,
you could do this, you could do that. Whatever, And he
goes, Okay, I'm gonna give you another name. And I so the
other name I called, and then I loved that one immediately. Okay,
all right, and that guy I was like, so, doctor, this
guy said he does don't necessarily have to be put under but I'm like worried
about you know, and he's like, oh no, but I'm going to
put you out. There's no question. Yeah I remember that. Yeah,
that's what I want. Yes, you gotta go to my guy. I'll
give you the name after all. Right, Okay, anyway, this was
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