Bootie you. Oh my goodness, scammer too much. Hello, here comes
a scary ghost and he's got claws for fingers and his mouth is full of
sores. Oh, ghastly, Betty, ghastly. Scary, right, ghastly
I've always found. But I think that it's a mundane detail that holds the
true horror. A hang nail or an over drawn checking account. Boo fightening,
that's frightening. What did I mention? The checking account belongs to a
mummy? Stop? But I'm want to be my pants Stop. I know
that that's not just a turn. You know. What's scary is the thought
because it's all on computers. Now, what if they what if that system
goes down and you lose all your own block points? Well, there are
witches that know how to use computers. Of that, I am sure certain
of it. You go to school to be a computer witch. You know.
I read? I read a Bible to my computer once a month.
Does it help? I don't know. Hi, y'all, Hello, y'all,
this is candy Chat, the candy Chat. I'm Betty ever saw,
I'm tab the hutcheson. Oh and we are just so delighted to have you
with us, and bless you, bless you for tuning in. If there
is a king and Queen of the candy calendar, Halloween's the king, and
her is elegant, bride is East and what do we want? A strange
payer. Indeed, and they're offspring must be Christmas. I mean, that's
all that's left. Oh my goodness, here we go. Halloween is all
upon us. As you all know, Halloween most popular candy holiday of the
year. It rules the roost, and so therefore I e aveak ma.
This is oh la la, this is our most fun episode. Fuck out.
We're here to have fun and to spook you in your mouth. We're
just gonna spook all in your mouth. Well, we have so many get
ready spooky, haunted, tasty treats to try to night. It seems like
every year something new comes out and we have to try it. You'd think
that they be all done with candy ideas, you'd be wrong. They've got
a lunatic trapped in a basement chain to a bench, and he's all he
does. He just spouts gibberish and it all turns into candies. Right.
He is in the basement and he doesn't have anything to do. He can't
live by himself, he can't be trusted around. Now, off dry skin
and think a new candies. Oh exactly, and it's perfect genius. It's
genius. Anyone can hold a job if you know what they're good at.
And this homicide a lunatic knows how to think of candies. So bless him
and bless the candy companies that keep him employed. Well, let's just go
through the list town. Oh my goodness, we got a big list this
year. Now. One interesting thing that we've never had on an episode before
is we all be we will be tasting a candy that is outside of actual
submission for our candy ranking. Oh my goodness, because I don't like to
double up, but we have something that was just too interesting to pass up.
So is it? Which aren't with this? Which one? Is it?
What is it? Tell them? Tell everybody, tell me, go
for it, hop to it, Jump on the ball, Johnny, charge,
Tabitha. Have you been drinking mochas again? There's chocolate in him that
doesn't make it candy. Yes, I've been drinking mochas again. Listen,
and I thank you very much not to judge me for it. But I'm
not your mother, and I'm not responsible for you, but you do need
to pump the brakes. Well, I'll just I'll be the bear of my
own judgment then, and Jesus will be too. So if Jesus tells me
to stop, I'll stop. But for now, I appreciate. I just
appreciate your input, Betty. But that's the same thing that lunatic chain to
a bench. That that is stanton thing, small world. Maybe I could
get a job thinking a new candy brilliant. There's always a silver lining,
silver line, praise Jesus. M So first we have branches some more's candy
corn. I think it's pronounced bracks, isn't it. Oh really, really,
I was looking on the walls and I don't see a college diploma on
your wall or mine will. So well, my goodness, Betty, I'm
just saying snippety snap goes to crocodile. I don't know if we need to
keep on down that path or not, but oh my goodness, I'm just
telling you what I think. I'm not going to lie to you, Betty.
I also have bring drinking mochas. We all didn't have one this morning,
and now I'm just a crickle crack, Hey that I thought you needed
amocha. I thought you needed amocha, and it turns out you do.
It's so true. But instead of amocha, what a perfect bridge from summertime
camp fire fall? Wasn't that fun? Fall festivities as branches, smores,
candy corn, probably steal brocks, but uh, I think I'm interested to
try these. That's just a fun treat that doesn't necessarily enter competition. Wow,
yeah, I thought it would bridge the gap. We also have Eminem's
white chocolate candy corn. H Yeah, I've never heard of such a thing.
It was probably made by a wizard, probably sitting in somebody's chain screamed
out. Should be candy corn, I think in their mouth. At the
same snicker bars should be made out of nerds and starmers stars that he said,
he said no, and then they said some more candy because we're too
busy making money from crazy man the old man. We also today we got
we have pumpkin spice Hershey kisses. All the deliciousness of a pumpkin spice latte
put into a room temperature chocolate. I've never had one of them. Pumpkin
spice Lottees. But I see so many young women getting them. I think
that it's part of a fitness craze, because they all thing to be on
their way too or coming from yoga. That's true, and that's probably why
I don't get them, as you can probably tell, I don't. I'm
a Christian, I don't. I don't go in for that yoga. I
don't go in. I don't know rate vitals. No, we don't go
in for that. Bring the blood of the innocent. I don't have any
neither. What hell, let's say. Oh and my goodness, we got
jelly bellies villain villain flavors. That's right now. These my cousin Danny went
down to Florida and found a canny outlet. Who these are? These are
exotic, it's what these are, that's right. These are imported from Florida,
the jelly belly vile Villain's mix. It's got a picture Captain huck on
Aftain Hook. You're no good. He looks like he's up to no good.
You're a bad egg. He's a bad egg. We also have knock
knock well. Oh well, that sounds like the dock knock knock knock out
shower. Stop. It just made of mocha. I just want to do
right now? Who is it? Who is it? Wife's Russell Stover jack
booted flavor thugs. They're here to serve a warrant on your taste buds.
Oh my goodness, my tastebut's better get in line or they'll they'll be coerced.
Get your tongue up against the wall, tab or Russell, Come on
end. I don't want no trouble because they're pumpkin pie and milk chocolate.
Has a few questions for you. Goodness, Well, let's see if I
can answer them. Oh, another pumpkin flavored item for the thought, and
I'll tell you what if uh if that's not enough to get you to start
talking to Russell Stover's home invasion patrol. What what do you what do you
mean they're not afraid to bring out the big guns and buy big guns?
I mean the Russell Stover big Bite petcown pie square. Oh my goodness,
it's pecom piss center with milk chocolate and the Graham Cracker on it. It's
it's I gotta be honest, this is just the s'more. But they replaced
the marshmallow was something that I can't even begin to imagine. I don't know
what it is. It's it's masquerading as peekan pie, though, I mean
it's gonna I'm we'll see. Usually I have some sort of expectation, but
this excitement, Yeah, this defies both of those things. Goodness, Well,
we certainly have a full platter of delicious treats to try to gnash.
Yeah, thanks Russell Stover for breaching the constitution and coming in without a warrant.
Oh but don't worry, tab if they lock us in a flavor cell.
I was able to secret these upon my person. What twicks ghost cookie
candy bar. It's a Halloween theme twigs And I'll tell you what. Twigs
are delicious And I'm glad to see them finally throw their hat in the alternat
native holiday treat ring. Mm, although I wish they'd go on just one
step further, maybe made a little pumpkin flavor in there. Oh interesting,
welcome if you're hearing us, Phineas, Jay Twicks the Third, Maybe you
could do that for next year or even Thanksgiving. It's not too late,
Phineas, do you have a date to the Thanksgiving ball. Oh dab,
you are terrible. I am not. Well, let's just did ride in
then? Okay, what are we gonna start with? First? Our non
submission entry, Oh, our sort of segue from one season to another.
The s'mores candy corn by Brack's Bratchets. All right, that's good. That's
good. That's good goodness. Not a big fan of canny coing in general,
but that's okay. M hmm, all right here we got smores.
Can you call m m m Well, I'll tell you what I feel like.
Ever canned corn that comes out tries to have a different flavor. They
try to have a flavor of the season. They try to swing for the
fences. Yeah, and I swear they come up with no balls and two
strikes at least. Yeah. This is a symphony of a regret that ends
on a thickly sweet note. I'd like to punch conductor in the face.
Patty, calm yourself. We'll get your mocha. Ask patient, all right,
listen these things, I swear I don't know if I don't know if
the flavors should be called s'more or some less. It makes the that was
brilliant. Well, please take these back should be some less. Oh my
goodness, it makes the bones that make up my mouth hurt. There's not
too many, but boy, they can cause trouble. I'll tell you what.
The aftertaste has some of the s'more in it. Yeah. Boy,
that was an aftertaste that lingered for no less than four weeks after I lasted
them. The remnants of saliva in my mouth is the only thing keeping the
flavor alive in there. Oh well, guess what, branches? You caught
a lucky break because you're not in contention, you're an unofficial entry and um
you've been shown the door. Oh sorry, brocks, you don't rocks Mmm
taste like socks. It's easier to rhyme brocks than branches, So let's go
with your way. Okay, moving on. You have branches. You need
to pick out some swatches of paint to color your room that you eat candy
in. Let's move on. Okay, how about Hershey kisses, pumpkins.
I'm excited to try these. I just love that pumpkin spice flavor added to
everything. Boy. When when fall rolls around, you know, August ends,
or maybe towards the end of August, and everything starts to get and
pumpkin spice in it. It's such a sweet time of year. Nothing makes
a fat white girl move faster than a pumpkin spice anything. Mmmmmmmm Oh my
goodness. If they made pumpkin spice boots, those little, those little ugly
boots that they wear, Uh, you know, that would be a home
run. They would buy a pumpkin spice uggler boots and then they would every
time they'd put them on, what would happen to have and they would take
them off every time. Every time they'd take them off, it would smell
like pumpkin spice instead of sweaty old girl feet. Mmmmmmmmm. Don't you think
so? I mean, we're coming up with such good ideas. It's like
we're chained in a basement. Well, I can tell you right off the
bat the coloration was unexpected. Agreed, These look like little butterscotch morsels.
But boy, I gotta tell my brain, this ain't butter scotch. This
Saint Barter scotch. This ain't butterscotch. My I just stuck up my mouth.
Haven't even taken a bite. The aroma, ohoh is powerful. Yeah,
it's very pumpkin Wow. Nothing says enjoyment like mouth sounds. This chocolate
is supported by two columns. One of the columns of pumpkin, the other
columns spice. Sometimes the spice seems taller and sometimes the pumpkin seems taller,
but I think they're both the same height. Yeah, this is something that
achieves its goals, but I can't applaud it for doing so. What a
strange feeling. I am perplexed by what I've eaten. I don't think I've
ever had this particular feeling after trying to treat me either. It says what
it is, and it is what it says. Yeah, but you'll still
leave feeling empty. It's because, no matter what you say, when you
call it a hersy kiss, I expect chocolate. And this had the consistency
of chocolate, but the taste of pumpkin and spice mostly most of the pumpkin
was like an alternating pen gillum flavors. Wow. And we were just tied
to a table in the middle of waiting our dude. Oh my goodness.
And if we didn't get that pumpkin or spice flavor, we were not falling
a pit of indecisive news. That's and I feel like I'm just gripping the
edge of that cold run right now. What an interesting flavor I would I
would encourage other people to try this. However, don't buy a full bag
if you can avoid it. I mean, this is a this is an
interesting epicurean test of your flavor palette. But I wouldn't go making a meal
out of it. Don't make a meal. Unlike the other candies we recommend,
you certainly could maybe like the next one we like, remember from four
years ago, licorice salad, a delightful treat. I had a particular hard
time warming up that jet puff marshmallow to pour in as dressing, but we
did it. It tasted like Little House on the Prairie. To keep with
our theme of masquerading candy, what's up, we have M and m's that
are supposed to taste like candy corn. It's like, here's candy A and
here's flavor B. And watch your brain just get pickled and puzzled as it
figures out which is which. I tell you what, I don't I get
kind of tired of candy corn. Yeah it is, it's a standard.
It's all right for what it is never in the mood for it though.
Yeah, I agree, all right, here we go. H white chocolate
succeeded gout candy corn Neil. Yeah, I do not care for this one.
Tablet. Wow, this one's pretty powerful. If this one we're wearing
a mask, it'd be see through. Oh, oh my goodness. It's
as though somewhat at M and M said, hey, remember all that fake
white chocolate we got from that from whose beckastan M? Well, just pour
a whole bunch of extra sugar in it and we'll give it to him for
for for Halloween or something. I I can't even I'm even string this together.
I'm disgusted. Literally. Wow, Oh what a response. There was
no candy corn flavor there, but what there was was was like a horrible
specter of chocolate risen from a dusty graveful of worms. Wow, Betty,
that's that's moving. Oh my goodness, I'm moving assessment because I'm I'm just
speaking my pain aloud. Oh that's good. That's good. You shouldn't keep
it bottled up because then the moko get you. You're so right. Oh
that was horrible. Wow, But you know what, Nope, we save
it till the end, we're gonna taste everything. But I think that I
lost a significant portion of my will to live. If you can muster up
what's left, Betty, I will soldier on. Let's face these ugs that
are Rustle Stover and his crew, I think it's time for a little palate
clanser. What's that Jelly Bellies file Villain mix? Well, sorry, Rustle
Stover, you're gonna You're gonna be pushed to the back of the bus because
Jelly Bellies is getting on two two beep beep. All right. I'm looking
at the back of the packaging, which is really interesting. It even has
a little two and from box all so they want to give it away.
The blue ones are blueberry, the green ones are sour apple, The oranges
ones are orange, the red ones are cherry, and the purple ones are
great straightforward. Having reached the end of that list, I feel like an
idiot for having begun it. But with Jellybellies you never can tell what's the
yellow ones that might be orange? Okay, I need to replace a bulb
in that lamp, so that might be why I'm doing You know what,
These are very very shiny. They look like a little gemstones. I'm just
want to say it. Looking at these, I feel like they're gonna give
me cancer. Well, what isn't these days? True? Bottoms up all
orange first, Sequestering by flavor is a good strategy. The Prince of jelly
Beans cherry Next. Oh, I'm taking a trip to Appletown and it's tart
and tanging. Next stop for me, The Prince of jelly Beans M does
a little number. I'm a denter's. Yeah, these are delicious as advertised,
jelly Belly, thank you for coming to our rescue, Grapesburg. These
colors are not natural. They don't occur in real life. I think they
use mercury to get them shining like metal. They're they're metallic. M.
But you know what what you see is what you get. And when I
see anything that says jelly Belly, I know I'm want to get delicious flavors
and I have received it in spades. And it is finally, wash,
wash, wash that terrible candy out of my hair. Boy, I forgot
all about that Eminem's for a minute. Mmmm. It's nice to know that
there's candy that you enjoy eating. Mm. And we're right back at Cherry
to me, m all right, well done, villain villain villain bats.
What a buck? What a fun way to package completely original candy with an
interesting color scheme but flavors you can accomprehend and trust. Put the trust back
in candy. Thank you, Jelly Belly, Thank you, Jelly Belly.
Now I think it's time to say no, thank you or a reluctant okay
to Russell Stover. That's right. You're handcuffed to a table in a room
with a one way mirror and in walks, Officer Stover, you know it's
over all right, Russell Stover. Pumpkin pie in milk chocolate. I think
it's you know, it says it's shaped like a pumpkin. But what do
you want to bet when we open this it looks like greeve. I'm gonna
bet it looks like a lukewarm turd that fell off the manure truck once again.
Oh and you're right. Here's here's my assessment. Right off, the
bat looks like a mutant York patty or something that's grown a little peepee.
Yep, it's like a York It's like a York peppermint patty that has some
sort of illegal inclusion in it. Mm hmmmmmm. Anatomy and anatomic anatomically correct
York patty. Oh, this one's a boy. Mind's a boy too.
And it's not a pumpkin. Here we go. That's what it is.
It's a pumpkin York patty. Yeah, right, be strong, tap well
rich huh creamy Yeah. And I'm not fulfilling. It's coating my vote,
my voice box. I think it is. I will not take another bite
of this unless forced to at gunpoint. You maybe I know, and even
then I will resist. I want to know where that gun's pointed first.
If it's a clean through the shoulder, you fire away. I am doing
it well. I mean I have to be honest as though I do not
enjoy it. I cannot be upset at Russell Stover for this because you tell
me tab when there's a package that says milk chocolate with pumpkin pie, and
then you give me something that is those things like, for example, a
s'more made out of toothpaste and oyster crackers? Can I get mad if I
don't enjoy that? I don't think I can. No, No, that's
a good point, and Russell Stover delivered as promised on this candy. While
I personally didn't enjoy it, those of you who have head injuries or perhaps
some sort of horrible brain issue might enjoy that flavoring and might want to go
back for more. And I guarantee these things will be sold for five cents
apiece for the next six to eight weeks following the holiday. You're gonna see
them in spades at the local Pigla Dog. That's right, these things are
actually gonna be packaged up with Broncos Super Bowl champion gear to be shipped off
to other parts of the world that need candy and T shirts. I don't
understand that reference, but I think you're right. Well, you know they
always print all the shirts to see who's gonna win a Super Bowl. They
print both sides, and then the side that loses they ship them tow for
a couple of kids. My husband watches a Super Bowl and I just don't
pay attention. I stay in the kitchen and cook. Well sometimes I just
read the cookbook. I don't even cook. I have a little TV in
my kitchen. I do both. That's why I'm a bad cook and you're
a good multitasker. Yeah, I guess though. Moving on, what else
we got? Well, I think it's time for a little visit from a
friendly ghost named twit. Yay, what a nice change of pace. Although
I tell you what, Betty, if this TwixT didn't look like a ghost
when we get it out of the package, you're gonna have to calm down.
Somebody. Booguinty, booguinty. Oh, mister Phineas Jay Twicks the third
you know me? Look at him? Oh, he looks so sinister and
malicious. I'm gonna bite right into this. This is how I fight ghosts.
M you can't go wrong m with cookie covered in chocolate and caramel.
This is I mean, it's a format change that has been too long in
the making. Where you, being Phineas Twigs, you are late to throwing
your hat into the ring of Halloween. I mean, Rhesus has been making
pumpkins for who knows how many years. Well, it's about time he got
that machine to make anything other than a stick shape cookie. He must it
cost him a pretty penny to have the machinery to do this, plus the
sculptor to make that terrifying ghost. Now. One interesting thing, though,
I file that I'm overwhelmed by the density of this treat for a thin stick
really is the way to go. I mean, I'm not mad, and
I'm certainly not kicking it out of bed freaking crackers, but I think maybe
the two stick cylinders might be the best presentation. You're fine, it's Jay.
You just never cease to amaze. You are appeasing everybody. You appease
the classic crowd with your classic design that works on all levels, and you
appease the crowd that wants something new, something halloweeny, Tabitha, do you
smell burning toast right now? I sure don't. Just check in half your
face. Stop moving. Oh well, it does this sometimes, all right,
And it's time to move into the final act of this symphony of sweet
delicious. Russell Stover has not done with us yet, and it's time for
me to tempt you. Tabbot. You always save it to the end,
and I think, well, this time she's gonna forget it, And then
she doesn't forget it, and I'm like, oh, I gotta do something
crazy, and I don't end up doing it, and then I go home
because I'm all sad I didn't complete the challenge, and then I eat a
bunch, and I drink so many mochas that it makes my husband say what
are you doing drinking mochas again? And I say, yes, I'm drinking
mochas again and he says, well, why don't you do something constructive?
And I said, well, I already changed the drapes out. Why are
you yelling at me? And he said, I'm not yelling at you,
I'm just hungry. And I said, well, maybe there's some ham in
the frigerator and he said no, I don't think there's ham in there,
because nobody's going to Pigla Dog Lately. A classic Thursday Shane Spiral. Well,
a tail as old as time is there ham is their Pigla dog.
Find out next day I got saved by bones lave on that one. Well,
my temp Tabitha is very simple. That got my fruit, and perhaps
in its simplicity lies it's complexity. I simply want you to eat the entire
thing. Oh why yea, I have tag bite. Yeah, it clearly
is labeled as such. It's called a big bite. Oh no. Oh,
So once again, this is the Russell Stover pecalm pie on a Graham
cracker. But you could build this building in San Francisco and live all your
days in there without fear of earthquakes with these things. That's how that's how
much like a birthday? Are Well, it's not earthquakes in San Francisco,
I'm afraid of all right, Well you're gonna try it too, right,
Oh yeah, I've got mine right here. I'm just not morally of neligated
to finish it. Oh look at you tearing into it. Oh. I
smell it, and it's just it's redolent. It's just rich flavored. I'm
not a big fan of pecans. Were than this is a living nightmare for
you. Got a toasted taste, real soft in the middle, Gert.
It's just like juxtaposed with that crunchy exterior the Graham Cracker. It's like that
they made a paste out of brown sugar. Yes they did. Go on,
I don't need to eat anymore of that. The pecans get swallowed in
the crunchiness of the Graham cracker. You can't even tell you crunching a nut.
No, but you're I'm crunching a neut. It's falling apart. You're
almost halfway through. Oh tab. To those of you listening, i'd like
you to imagine taking an inch thick. I mean, just fill the bottom
of a of a big milk glass with water and then a cup of brown
sugar a cup and then eat the kitchen cup because that is you can mix
it if you want, but then you gotta drink it. I'm enjoying the
look of angry determination in your face, Tab, exactly what I got.
Get mad, Tab, This is like that movie where j Loo had to
kill the guy what kept trying to kill him? Who I'm determined to finish
this tallenge. All this tallenge might finish you. You know, we have
a rule before each episode, we take both of our blood test machines and
we lock him in the car. Those aren't allowed near this. Here we
go. You're the bath around. Your blood sugar's never coming down. You're
the beast around you. Tell you, I fall asleep and then you're gonna
die and you're sleep because you got too much blood sugar and your footle turned
black. Is that's what happens? Well, it's not gonna diea beat us.
Betty got a sneaky way you're sneaking up on you. Well, it's
easy for it to sneak up on you because you're missing a foot? What
does that have to do with my hearing? There? Betty? What how
about we rank them? Oh, challenge complete? You did it, Tabitha.
You just I the tigerd right through that. Well, let's start at
the bottom, okay, Aminms you owe me. You have transgrasped against me
and my house and my friends. And I think, on Jesus wow,
and I will not soon forget what has happened this day. And don't forget.
We're coming into mint delicious Christmas times for em and M's that I used
to trust. I used to trust them, But now now when I know
that there's someone there that doesn't care about me, we don't know what to
think. The bottom of the list, I'll tell you what the bottom of
my list was, candy corn Smaller's. Well, they weren't, they weren't
in submission. Then it's Eminem small Y yep, yeah, candy corn corn,
candy arm and arms, Oh my goodness. After that, moving up,
Russell Stover Peak and pie Russell Stover's the pecan pie. I I can't
picture in my mind a human being that would enjoy this, Like, what
would that person look like? What are their interests? What is their home
smell like what happened to them as a child. I have two money questions
and not enough answers. Not an American Russell Stover pecom pie in a square
package big bite format is an abomination anyway. But again, um, I
put it above the M and ms because the M and m's are deceitful.
Oh that's true, trusting eminem. You think it's gonna be a tasty true
with the peeking big bite. Yeah, you get what your pa. You
know. They put the picture on there, which is very brave of them.
Big letters. Yeah, they're very clear. I imagine that there was
a lawsuit that required them to put the big lettering on. I bet you're
right, and I bet you're right, so so, I mean, at
least it's on. It's like just yeah, just like the pumpkin Yeah,
the pumpkin pie from Russell Stove, which I'll put next up on the list,
the pumpkin pie chocolate Russell Stover thing thing. It's once again, it's
a it's a horse's hockey pucks with a little thing sticking out the side and
they call it a pumpkin. It's right, and the flavoring is yes,
if they just had, if they if they just had a bullhockey that that
was shaped like a triangle. Is that what they're gonna service for Christmas?
You know what? I know, because they've already got their coconut wreath sides
downpath. No, but there's somebody there going, uh, Russell, I
have an ideal. Uh it's called poopy triangle. And you know what,
I wouldn't put it past him. And you know, you know what Russell's
gonna say. You know what he's gonna say, Okay, could you put
some coconut in it? That's what he's gonna say, because that's his favorite.
That's what he's into watching other people eat his his his dirty old coconuts.
Put my coconuts in your mouth, it's right, and he eat him
up, says Russell's stover. No, thank you. Moving on, We're
gonna put my coconuts in your mouth and spook all in your mouth. It's
Halloween. You need to leave a small amount of room for in your windo.
And then and then you know what, and then what then, just
for just for ad an effect, I'm gonna throw some pekins in there.
Pekins. M mmmmm. What's next on the list. We only got two
more? Don't wait, right, I would say Hersh's pumpkins, passing kisses,
kisses, the enigma of the ages. I don't feel like it was
a kiss so much as it was like a hug from a friend that lasted
too long and had some wandering hand awkward like where are we? What?
What just transpired between you and I? Did things just accelerate or decelerate?
Or are you leaving on a long vacation or are you trying to stay for
the weekend? Yeah, it's my question of a Hershey's group. This yeah,
this, this hug made no sense, pump pumpkin spice Hershey's group.
It was like a French It was like a French kiss on the cheek.
What are you trying to get done with that? Hersh's Group. So I
have to put it there because I just but I'm not gonna say it didn't
like it. I have to encourage everyone to try it because it is,
truly, it is one of the greatest mysteries of this holiday season. It
truly is. Just try one. I don't know. He didn't want more,
but if you do, there's bags of them. But I wouldn't buy
a whole bag, like you said, next up, I would put number
one. This is nope, second to the two, number two, and
I want to know how you feel about this. I'm putting the Twigs ghost.
Oh yeah, well I forgot. It was a dance rich treat.
But we all know what to expect from Twigs. And I have to say,
unlike a certain r s when they say Russell Stover, that's it,
that's it. When they say when. When When Phineas Jay Twicks the third
says I want it to look like a ghost. He says, his team
a ghost sculptor, and I want to be terrified and then delighted. Name
your price, He said he did the job right. He probably went to
the US Mint. Yeah, he went to those people that engraved things and
said, stop making dollar bills, make me a ghost. And the first
ghost, I'll bet you dollars to donuts, look like Andrew Jackson. It
looked like Andrew Jackson. And he said, no, two ghoulish. Back
to the workshop, go back to sculp, make it something and the kids
will lack and see. And that's the difference, Russell. When you have
standards, when you think about what you do before it's done. Rather than
you just well, you don't call crap pumpkins. Yeah, I don't feed
a baby a whole bunch of yogurt, squeeze it and put it into a
package and ship it out the door the baby. No, what comes out
of the baby when you squeeze it? Oh, I was trying to be
delicate. Well I didn't follow it at all. Poop, I see there,
it is well well done. TWI thank you twigs, you have you.
I just love how you always exceed expectations. And then finally our Bible.
How about the amazing and tasty jellybellies jelly be villain And here's what I
love about it, villain bean even they even they try to get inside your
head. They call it the vile Villain's mix, as though they don't taste
good, These are anything vile. Classic flavors, interesting packaging, and somehow
incorporating bits of actual steel. They were metallic. I thought that's for your
esthetic pleasure. They even refer to them as jewels. What house all the
flavoring? Says? Jewel, blueberry, jewel, sour apple. Oh yeah,
it's an interesting thing. And I just learn all the jewel their gifts.
They're called jewel. Why can't you do like sapphire blueberry, an emerald
sour apple, ruby ruby cherts Call mister belly, Amethyst grape Call, mister
belly. Tiger's Eye's orange? What's it? Amber? Orange? Road?
Across at ruby red grapefruit? Chall? Sedini cherry? Did you just bark?
Apple? Who were anyway? Jella bellies are tasty? They were lacious,
A change from all the chocolate, the rich sugary and how much fun
is it? Da have a Disney villain on the front. Oh, Captain
hook he's gonna he's gonna hook you on these delicious treats. He hooked me
on his flavor. M I'll tell you well done, Jelly Belly. Oh
you've saved us again. That's all we got. I'm afraid that was everything
we have for this amazing holiday season. I am so glad that it's not
anywhere near like it was last year. I know. And if you see
a crazy candy, you see Russell Stover up to no good, you let
us know. Sure, I don't know how you do it, but I
trust your engine figure it out. You're very smart people, and you love
candy like we do. And if you don't you do by now, that's
right. So for this amazing and wondrous and it's sometimes perplexing and maddening and
disgusting episode of Candy Chat, I have been Betty Eberthought, and I have
been Tabitha Hutchinson. Goodbye, y'all. God blast aye that emine that made
me want to shave my tongue. Mike's still on, Oh,