1 00:00:04,919 --> 00:00:09,080 What's the best way to keep your bills down? Use a paperweight? Correct? 2 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:16,920 Play that man eight dollars. What is a pedestrian a married man who 3 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:21,640 owns a car? Correct play that man nine dollars. Because it pays to 4 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:29,839 be ignorant, amated and yelling while it's here again that quiz program. That's 5 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:34,159 the cause for so many schools opening early this year. We have a quarterbacks 6 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,520 verts who are so dumb when they hit their crazy bones, they ache all 7 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,799 over. First, we have to celebrate out of mister hig mcgarden, who 8 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:46,200 is just with the book entitled How I Pooled My draft Board or Seeing the 9 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:50,359 World through a cell window. But here he is, mister Harleigarten. I 10 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:53,640 have a poem, mister har I imagine Mary had a little lamb, some 11 00:00:53,799 --> 00:00:58,159 sellars and dessert, and then she gave her wrong address. The digital flirt. 12 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,920 A woman, a woman who was ho big. When she crosses the 13 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:06,239 George Washington Bridge, she has to pay toll here she is best roller. 14 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:11,040 Mcconnaugh No, no dollars. How has sound to Verne Nixon today? Vera 15 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,200 Nixon? Yeah, all she got was to talk about her husband, well, 16 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:18,280 how sweet and kind he was Maha, how tender she said he was 17 00:01:18,359 --> 00:01:22,079 tender? Yeah, well, no wonder he's tender, No God, but 18 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,239 she keeps him in hot water all the time. Again she burns me up, 19 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,920 all right, never mind, lest we have a man who never fails 20 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:34,760 to see has done his plice the year once for his tooth. A man, 21 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:38,439 a man who was so dopey, A man who was so dopey when 22 00:01:38,439 --> 00:01:42,000 he takes gas, the gas goes to sleep. He never is the war 23 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,519 man fifts and Pattim and mister George Shaffer in a car. I got a 24 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:48,519 phone call from a prig of mine up on the palm today. You did. 25 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,159 They's joined the hurricane last night. He was out the barn milking the 26 00:01:52,239 --> 00:01:55,359 cow during the hurricane. Yeah, and it blew soap, It blew the 27 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,760 barn right away. Imagine better blew the cow away. Yeah, and there 28 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:10,759 he was left holding the back. Mister Shallon, why don't you go out 29 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,719 and have your head examined? Okay, I'll be back in a minute. 30 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,360 Never mind, that's that's good way, you wife. It wouldn't take a 31 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:20,840 minute. Well, there they are both there. They are both a few 32 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,800 folks at home or putting the children to bed. Go right ahead, because 33 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,919 you're not going to missile three. Here is the first question. But mister 34 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,520 Howard, you didn't introduce our guests. What our guest? What guest? 35 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,319 Well, don't you remember last week you said you were bringing someone up here 36 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,680 that would be sure and answer the question. Well, here she is that 37 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:40,759 Pitt Pong, expert actress and beauty editor of the Hobo News. Men, 38 00:02:42,719 --> 00:02:54,319 Y, thank you, thank you kind people. Hey, this is really 39 00:02:54,360 --> 00:03:00,319 a pleasure. I've always wanted to visit the museum. I'm away us a 40 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,080 minute at Miss Kelly. This is not a museum. It isn't What are 41 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,719 all these porol money doing here? Wait a minute, way, why are 42 00:03:07,759 --> 00:03:12,280 you mean old? Why only last summer I was chosen Miss America. Yeah, 43 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,240 Miss McCall you look like Miss America. Yes, I'm half a calendar. 44 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:23,879 Two never mind, never mind, Now, don't start anything. This 45 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:27,960 is a quiz program, Miss Kelly, and don't forget you're here to answer 46 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,199 some question. All right, but I tell you I'm innocent. Wait a 47 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:35,520 minute, we haven't accused you of anything. You seem to know, Miss 48 00:03:35,599 --> 00:03:38,800 McConnell. Have you met mister mccaughton. Oh, how do you do? 49 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:40,919 Hey? I know your faith so well, but I can't seem to place 50 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:49,159 it. Uh, you better leave it where it is, Miss Kellyeders. 51 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:53,000 Is George Shlton? Wow? Hi you Johny? How do you find yourself? 52 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,159 Oh? I wake up in the morning and there I am? There 53 00:03:54,240 --> 00:04:03,520 are Do you have to wake up? Comical? Lessen? Now let's come 54 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:12,840 to order. I'll take a sharp beer. Yeah, may find the same. 55 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:16,040 I gotta like this. Okay, I'll jud a minute. That's all. 56 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:20,120 Relax. Looks like we're gonna have a rough night here tonight. There 57 00:04:20,199 --> 00:04:24,279 is the first question I'll pay attention, dud. I want you to try 58 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:28,759 and answer one question. What does a candy salesman sell? What problem? 59 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,480 The questions about sales? Traving sales in the talic, Well, it could 60 00:04:33,519 --> 00:04:38,319 be a travel sales Where where is he traving to the house? That's the 61 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:45,560 material? Oh? Are you working that comet? Yeah? Im material? 62 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,360 Picture bred in. The questions you ask are down right, sully, I 63 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:54,360 trank a silly. The most important question is how old is this traving salesman? 64 00:04:54,439 --> 00:05:00,600 Does he know any good story? Say Kelly, yeah, did you 65 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:03,000 hear that new one about the traveling salesman? Come on, my kind let's 66 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:10,160 kill you. Wait, please, let's play attention to the programs. The 67 00:05:10,199 --> 00:05:13,399 matter with that man? Never mind? The question is what product is a 68 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,680 candy? Salesman? Self? Hey McConnell, laugh, Do you know I 69 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,040 have no one law about the tarling sales? Yes, Kelly, yeah, 70 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:28,959 day last study word? Listen man o mouth? Well you can't squire Kelly. 71 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,600 Will you please give me a little attention. I'm giving you as little 72 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:35,839 as possible. What happened to the sales? The question is about salesman? 73 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,439 Well, you know I used to be a salesman. I remember the boys 74 00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:42,439 there shout out. I got two orders, two orders? Yeay, get 75 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:51,040 out and Staley. I have the salesman too. I used to be a 76 00:05:51,079 --> 00:05:55,079 Daughter Dolls salesman, but he was too tough, too tough. Did you 77 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:59,680 have a prize setting a door to a door? Listen? Next door? 78 00:06:00,079 --> 00:06:02,120 Please? If you had a forehead, I'm sure it would go up in 79 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,399 the point. Thank you. Hey McConnell, what was the one about the 80 00:06:05,439 --> 00:06:09,720 traveling fild? Now, miss I'm sad, Holly, I'm not going to 81 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:13,800 speak to you again. Allow very Lee. Look, will some of you 82 00:06:13,879 --> 00:06:17,120 try and answer the question what product is a candy? Salesman self. Oh 83 00:06:17,199 --> 00:06:20,120 candy. You know I love a the piza candy. My boyfriend bought me 84 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:25,680 about the teanut brutal the other day. He not brutal, you mean brittle 85 00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:35,000 but her kees, it's brutal. Funny McConnell's very funny. I'm backing all 86 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:41,120 for still. You know, I try to get a job as a salesman 87 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,560 and a butcher shop. Once Cafolla offered me twenty five dollars a week. 88 00:06:44,639 --> 00:06:46,240 Twenty five dollars a week. Yeah, Then he asked me if I could 89 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:49,839 dress a chicken there is What did you tell me? I said, did 90 00:06:49,879 --> 00:06:58,000 you ever try dressing a chicken on twenty five dollars a week? With malice 91 00:06:58,079 --> 00:07:12,399 in my heart? I bring you doctor Novi Kens August at the beginning? 92 00:07:15,040 --> 00:08:50,159 Do we have to look it up? I don't know what that is. 93 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:07,039 Thank you. Now we will hear something from our contestants. We have invited 94 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:09,320 two members of the studio audience up here in the stage. They can ask 95 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:13,639 the experts a question. If they get an intelligent answer, we give them 96 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:18,279 the output of the Philadelphia Mint for one day. If if they don't, 97 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:22,000 we give them Patty Kelly, who is our who is our first contestant, 98 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 mister Roberts, Well, mister Howard, our first and testing tonight is private 99 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:33,440 first class Bob Ensworth of the United States. Their car. How do you 100 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,399 do, Private Endsworth? And welcome to our program. How do you feel? 101 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,799 Sir? He look all right to me. I'm not asking you, 102 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,360 Hey three, are you sending your elect from checks to anyone? Passay? 103 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,919 I'm talking I him, not you. Hey, Miss Kelly. Are not 104 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:52,360 supposed to make passes at the contestants? All I got him make passes than 105 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:58,120 me? Are a better? Yeah? Me too? Listen please, yeah 106 00:10:00,159 --> 00:10:03,759 the gestion less than you? Two worn out girdles. Look, we haven't 107 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:11,159 dressed I as they know, they tend to them. Private Endsworth, could 108 00:10:11,159 --> 00:10:13,840 I asked you a question? Where's your hometown? Would your carry to talent? 109 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:16,960 Now Britain Connecticut? Now Breton, Connecticut? Well, no, Britain, 110 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:22,120 World, my children, I don't have well strike me out and call 111 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:26,279 me a dodge. And I imagine now you know I used to work in 112 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:31,759 them. I used to work in that trible you wustle back firing the tailor 113 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,519 and a lawyer's office. You are you? You were a tailor and a 114 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:43,960 lawyer's office. Now you should press so terrible. You know you know? 115 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,840 Private ends worth? I I was in the LAUS four yes, and well 116 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:50,480 do I remember one day we were going to attack and the captain said six 117 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,759 payments, but I didn't pay any attention to him. You didn't say why, 118 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:56,440 well, there wasn't anything wrong with mine? There was I get it 119 00:10:56,519 --> 00:11:01,919 on your note. Hi have a mind this MacNaughton. You abused the privilege 120 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,039 of being stupid. Do you understand? I'm sorry for the interruption, Private, 121 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:09,600 How long you been the service? Sixteen months? Oh? Sixteen month? 122 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:13,360 Congratulations? What did you do before you entered the service? I wrote 123 00:11:13,399 --> 00:11:16,080 for the Hartford Current, Hartford, Connecticut. Oh, you were a writer, 124 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,440 a feature writer, reporter. Why you didn't write gag for radio comedians? 125 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,960 Did you know I did? Well, we're glad to know that. 126 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:28,240 Anyhow. What's your first name? Honey? Bob black, Bob, Bob, 127 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:35,360 Bob. Oh, that's your name? You? That's just you? 128 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:50,799 For hold well you can you you can just tell me Flower? I'm why 129 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:56,159 are you flower? Yourself? Soft and flock? Yeah? Yeah, and 130 00:11:56,279 --> 00:12:07,759 you've been through the mill. That's think of the tadare is a nice looking 131 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,360 soldier Yeah, he reminds me of my boyfriend. He reminds you of Yeah, 132 00:12:11,519 --> 00:12:13,639 he reminds you of your boy Yeah. He took me for ride on 133 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,799 Satin Island ferry. But I don't think he likes me anymore. Well, 134 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:18,320 what they should say that pussy? Well, there was something in the way 135 00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:24,000 he pushed me over the rail. Would you that's very good? You know, 136 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:28,240 never mind the buck. Would you please reach into the dunge, captain 137 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,639 pick out a question for us, and would you be kind enough to read 138 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:35,000 the question? If you will just take your time? What do you put 139 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:39,600 between two bookings? And? Very good? Why do you keep? Why 140 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:43,200 do you keep between two bookns? Have you got the question, mister McGough, 141 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:46,720 Yes, I hadn't. What about it? That's what I say, 142 00:12:46,759 --> 00:12:50,519 What about it? I think that's a chilly question. If I may say 143 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:54,000 so, you may say so thank you. I think that's a chilly question. 144 00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:58,240 I think this whole thing is silly. If I may say so, 145 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:05,440 you may say so thank you. This whole thing is a play. What 146 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,159 do you keep between two book in? This is the heart in the first 147 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,960 place. This no such thing as two book ins? And why not? 148 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,960 Because the book has only one end, one beginning and one end, and 149 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:20,559 play not make He was so stupid. I study night. I yeah, 150 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,000 I'm reading a swell book. Now he ended is terrific. Yeah, how 151 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:28,879 do you like the beginning? Oh I haven't come to that yet. You 152 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:35,559 must read backwards. Oh, I be glad to who are? What do 153 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:37,240 I have to do with? Get an answer around here? Bleed. I 154 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:43,240 don't think you can know. Hey, you almost the heart. I'm writing 155 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,320 a book. Now, wait a minute, you're writing a book. It's 156 00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:50,799 called flat Feet and Shamnia and Asthma. I'll say, what an odd title 157 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,639 for a book. Roll The publisher told me to put everything I had into 158 00:13:54,679 --> 00:14:03,120 it. Well, speaking of books that have you read Way down East by 159 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:07,320 William Shakespeare? Way down East by William Shakespeare didn't write Way down East. 160 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,000 I don't care where he wrote. It's a good story. I say, 161 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,840 Harry all the stuff as soon as it comes out. Thank you. And 162 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,840 now, ladies and gentlemen, comes the only sour note in my program. 163 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:22,440 Dtr Novic and his August The Ladies Gallup poll was voted that not Novac's Auficer 164 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:24,919 had the most was the most likely to get ahead. They all need one 165 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:31,559 here he is doctor Novic and his perry boat Philharmonic five playing under or over 166 00:14:31,639 --> 00:16:19,440 the waves rather dot com buich o, doctor, I get work. No 167 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:45,279 year day have been over here. Yeah, well, here's the next questions 168 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:48,360 about ping pong. Incidentally, did I understand mister Roberts wife when I introduced 169 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:52,480 miss Kelly to say that she was somewhat of a ping kong play? Oh? 170 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:55,080 Yes, mister Howard, that's my game. And you came back from 171 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,480 a ping pong tournament in Chicago. Now did you win? No? I 172 00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:03,480 was disqualified. They caught me pinging when I should have been ponging. And 173 00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:04,319 that's one to take, you know. Oh, thank you. A bit 174 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,400 of an er, Yeah, a bit of an error, all right, 175 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,480 please joy go. Well, here is the question playing the game of ping 176 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,720 pong. Why do you use the picture's glove, a monkey wrench or a 177 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:17,720 paddle a monkey wrench? Huh? You use a monkey wrench to play ping 178 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:19,519 pod? I always use the monkey wrench. You mean you hit the ball 179 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,039 with a monkey wrench. No, I tightened the nut front to the table 180 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:27,799 night. Why don't you have your brain recap? I tried, but the 181 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:32,759 ration board. Try me down this, Kelly suppose you explained the game of 182 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:34,920 ping pong. Oh you don't know anything about it either, not a thing. 183 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:37,799 Oh good, then I can tell Cralan. I imagine I was playing 184 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,559 just last night with a sister of mine. What's your sister's name? And 185 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:45,920 ned Kelly lovely girl? And that a lovely name, mame lovely girl. 186 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,480 Well, I mean to get back to the game. To play ping pong, 187 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,920 you got to have a table, a ball, a paddle, and 188 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,759 a met. You gotta have a net. Certainly, you can't play without 189 00:17:52,799 --> 00:18:00,599 a net. I suppose that that doesn't feel like playing. You don't feel 190 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,720 like playing. You've got to have a net on the table wherever? Supposing 191 00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:07,000 that? Look it up on the pad. Yeah, Philly, we put 192 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:11,119 a net on the table. Why those a net have to be on the 193 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,440 table? Mats? Look, do you guys know what a net is? 194 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:21,359 She's crazy if she gets on the table. Wait a minute, look, 195 00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,960 you got the ball over a net. Well, is she now on the 196 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:27,599 floor? Yeah? Wait a man, what you mean on the floor. 197 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,480 There is no net on the floor. We have a net tied to the 198 00:18:30,599 --> 00:18:34,880 table. You gotta tie it to the table. Yeah, sure, say 199 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,359 Look, a net is a long strip, and that is a long trip. 200 00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:44,279 Yeah, the fireways. Talk about your sister. Now, wait a 201 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,759 minute, I told you, and that is a strip of gorzelike material. 202 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,799 I put him. It was a sister. She is. Wait a minute, 203 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,160 she is, but Annette is something else again? You mean she's too 204 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:59,720 faint, she's Wait a minute, Kelly, it's not talking about her, 205 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:04,519 says your name, Joba, that have the name? Ya, Get me 206 00:19:04,680 --> 00:21:02,480 out of it. Thank you, every another. Guests, they're not a 207 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,319 contestant, mister Roberts. Oh yes we have, mister Howard. Now i'd 208 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,880 like to present to you seem in the first class Jackie Bell of the wave. 209 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:15,319 Oh good, he's in, miss Bell, and welcome to a pace 210 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:21,240 thing. We're very very happy to have you with it. Oh lovely girls, 211 00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:23,799 Miss Kelly, Yeah she's too but what she got that I couldn't have 212 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:30,759 thicked? Yes, miss Bell, I want to warn you don't let these 213 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,640 booby traps annoy you say. You know, miss Belle, you're remind me 214 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:40,319 of a girl. A girl, Yeah, decided. Your girl is a 215 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:45,079 decided blocked bloom. Yeah she decided last week. All right, all right, 216 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,960 joy that it's a nice switch, a nice witch. That's what she 217 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,480 died. I never mind. I hope you're not annoying you, miss Bell. 218 00:21:52,599 --> 00:21:56,359 What is your hometown? Would you care to tell it? Tom Springs, 219 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:11,240 California, Tom Springs, California. You too, woman in a beauty 220 00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:19,359 power, a strong woman in beauty po Yeah, you still have tonight? 221 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,759 Yeah? Something? What did you do as well before you went to the 222 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,599 service? Would you mind telling I was a buyer at a gift shop there 223 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,240 in Palm Spring or a buyer the gift shop? That's a very nice position. 224 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,200 Hello. How long have you been in the service? Almost a year? 225 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,720 Well? Congratulations? Have you been in New York? Law, Yes, 226 00:22:34,759 --> 00:22:37,359 sir, the whole time? Oh? Have you been in New York 227 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,880 before the stript? No? I drank it very much. Well you like 228 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,680 New York? Have you met any of the boys? I didn't compare the 229 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,799 boys new York with the boys in Palm Springs. Are you married? No? 230 00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:55,319 Well you can answer that you well, Uh, I'm praid I might 231 00:22:55,319 --> 00:22:56,640 be a little prejudiced. Well, you don't have to take a chin out 232 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,880 if you don't want to notice. How I used to go up with the 233 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,200 young ladies from Palm Springs. You did? Coincidence? Yeah? The window 234 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:14,480 dresser. Yeah, if you never pulled down her shade. We're rob and 235 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,599 glad to have you with us, I must say. And you look quite 236 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,480 cute in your uniform. Man, it's sure deal, honey, you look 237 00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:25,599 so I'll just got the boys. The mana just crazy, mate, come 238 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:30,279 to my part. I'm forgetting man, Miss McConnell, you're forgetting, man. 239 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:37,119 Yes, I'm forgetting as many as I can get you forgotten. All 240 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:41,519 right, let's get on here. Would you mind vision of the dune captain's 241 00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:44,440 bell and taking out a question for us? Would you mind reading the question? 242 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:52,240 Please? What is longitudal stability? What is longitudinal stability? Young lady? 243 00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:56,319 I'm afraid you're on the wrong program. Certainly, it's not just a 244 00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,720 very easy question. What's an easy question? Antitudinal stability is very simple? 245 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,759 You mean you can answer that question, miss Kelly? Are you kidding? 246 00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:08,519 My longitudinal stability is stability with influences the servances in the plain of symmetry. 247 00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:15,440 I was affected by the stabilized the elevator combination. Very simple. The easiest 248 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:19,559 question to have heard, is that correct? Mister Robins, that's correct? 249 00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:23,119 Why, miss Kelly, you're wonderful, Hi, You're just saying that because 250 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,160 it's true. I see, I'm hardly with the twenty five bucks. Why 251 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,119 are the miss Kelly tell me something? How did you know? That was 252 00:24:30,200 --> 00:25:25,559 the answer? It was written here. I was I as bad, and 253 00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:27,599 I don't how to get back to our forr baffoon, mister Howard popped me 254 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,960 a moment. According to mister Webster, a baffoon is a musical instrument. 255 00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:36,119 Oh no, mister McNaughton, you're thinking of a basoon. I'll tell it. 256 00:26:36,599 --> 00:26:37,920 A baton is the sort of a monkey. Wait, a man, 257 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,240 that's baboon or no, your own, mister hort, a bad boone or 258 00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:45,240 something you go flying. No, that's balloon, a great big bag of 259 00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:48,319 pot air with a shape like an elephant. Now we're back to miss McConnell 260 00:26:48,319 --> 00:27:00,599 again. We mean when we say it pays too big girl to be danced, 261 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,279 to be dumb, to be ignorant, It pays to be ignorant, 262 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:12,559 just like me. Each week I earned six dollars. My brain is terribly 263 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:18,559 lacked. But when there ain't no income, why there ain't no income? 264 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:25,880 Tacky to be ignorant, to be dumb, to be danced, to be 265 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:33,200 ignorant. It pays to be ignorant, just like me. I took my 266 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:40,319 girl to dinner. We had a wonderful fee, but they had to get 267 00:27:40,519 --> 00:27:45,799 my girl a check because I couldn't read. So you see, it pays 268 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:48,839 to be This is the Armed Forces Radio Service.