Oh yeah, I'm your favorite pie nigga. Eric Dizzy and ken you mister,
what the fuck are you? Oh? Man? Man man, Happy
New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year,
and Merry Christmas to you, motherfucker. Hey Christmas to you, motherfucker.
I hope y'all Christmas was cool. Hope y'all ship was straight. Man.
I hope y'all got what y'all want to. You know what I'm saying.
If you my age, you probably didn't get nothing. It's cool, depends
on who you ask, because my more shitty I ain't getting nothing. My
more shitty I didn't get nothing. Hello everybody, My name is Eric Dizzy
and welcome to another episode of Ignorant Philosophy and Black Widow. Because Sierra is
in the air somewhere. Yeah, she's a pilot, you know what I
mean. So my brother came kick it with me again today. I love
seeing my brother. How you doing, man? You know what I'm doing?
All right? Man? I just saying I'm gonna get all of my
bullshit out. Yeah, I get my bullshit out. I ain't taking no
bullshit. You know. If y'all thought I was taking bullshit with me to
twenty twenty forty. God damn it, I'm not. Just know that I'm
not. If you didn't know his name, his name ISAs want to fuck
you up right now? May mo ok may i may I'm may I'm ok
may y'all'm mokeuena. Oh may i'm may i may i oke may im ayya
he eating may mo? May mo eat mo okay I can't eating the man?
Oh you know, and all my pack rolling and rolling down and lo
the moon know what she saying? With three? What's your favorite? What's
your favorite body song? Oh? Probably let me see on and on?
Is up there? That one? The one j Cole took the Yeah?
I think one of my favorite is not that yeah? Yea yeah. Ain't
she the U? You got me? Ain't that her? You mean don't
worry? Yes, I got the outside. I love that song means bang,
don't what I means Originally Jill? It was originally Jill, I think,
and then they put her on there. That was a good little flippy
flip like you said, man, I love Jill Scott. Is it the
way? That's probably my favorite song of hers? Is the way? Is
it the way? You know? I know Mama that ship, maybe get
way to get hold no girl, No, I got something that was dude,
don't kick it with your girl mama. Yeah, because the night and
I'm gonna beat the high ul that she got a song called the one.
She's walking down the street in the video. Oh yeah, yeah, no
way I want. I like, slowly, surely I walk away from doing
us, but caught up in no ways of loud, the crazy ways of
love. I thought it was good, I thought it was real, thought
it was, but it was in love was different? Wait what Yeah?
I really like that? Heard that song? Oh silly me, mydeas to
let you slip away, gave you my heart and then and ran away either
round stupid or you please me? I love. I don't know about I
don't really her a lot of her new stuff. If she wasn't in to
me, I'm sure they probably. My thing about music is that I feel
like I wish, I wish one O six seven. And for people that
don't live in Indianapolis, well, if you do live in Indianapolis, two
things. If you live in Indianapolis. One of six point seven used to
be the station that your parents music used to come on, the old school.
Now the music that they play is the songs that we grew up on.
They be playing. Oh, I'm like, bro, this ain't old.
It's good, but it is old. Came out twenty years ago,
two thousand. Bro, that's what they gotta play. That's what they gotta
play. Be like, Bro, this is not it. But I wish
that there was a VH one soul station to just play nineties. Yeah,
not even just that p eighties, nineties and early two thousands, and so
they just didn't get a lot of spin. That's gonna be Yeah, early
two thousand, there's gonna be some good ship. There was a lot of
good ship in the early two thousands. Bro, who wanted? So who
won that? Versus? Did? Who won that? Verse? Never hear?
No, I mean somebody want. It's definitely somebody won, somebody somebody
want. Somebody won. Technical I think he was anyway, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Motherfucker's deaf sleep on Jamaine Deprix. But
I think the I think the biggest we were all over the place today,
but nothing has happened, and it's whatever. I think. What I think,
what people fail to realize is that Diddy don't write songs, and Diddy
don't make pets. The fact that you're going against the nigga who's in the
writer Fame Hall of Fame. He's in the writers he's in the Hall of
Fame for writing. Yeah, you're not gonna win. Yeah, you're not
gonna win. So much. Ship that I wrote that I can play.
Well, you can't play anything that you wrote because you don't write anything.
So there's that, and he'd be raping a little bit. Mm hmmm.
That that just I just don't want that on my name. Bro. No,
I don't want that. I've never wanted I don't even got that enemy.
No, that was crazy. That was crazy. You ain't got that.
That was crazy. Now today is the thirty first, so when y'all
hear this, it'll be New Year's Do you have any plans tonight, cut
Ship, I'm gonna shill. I don't know. I might be chilling,
probably chill out or something. Yeah, I drink a little bit, will
be sleep before midnight, one thousand percent. I know I'm gonna be sleep
before I got work tomorrow. So I'm up. I'm up playing a game.
I don't know if I will whatever, whatever you will. Yeah,
for sure, I usually want I'm old now. So when I be gotta
when I gotta work, I'm going to bed around one thousand because I'm gonna
wake up. I ain't gonna want to get up. I'm kind of anticipating
to see what the gym gonna look like tomorrow. I don't know if I'm
gonna mark, but I'm about to get back in there. Though I'm going
tomorrow at six, I'm niggas who nigga resolution. Niggas don't be going to
early. They'll be going at four, four to six pm. I'm going
to six a m. The new motherfucker, the new motherfuckers do not wake
up and go. That's how you know motherfuckers is not serious. You're not
serious. Changed already said you're starting twenty twenty four. You was gonna be
getting up at five in the morning. The problem is the problem with niggas
going to the gym between four to six for a resolution is that it's very
unappealing to go at that time, even as a as a I ain't gonna
say I'm a gym right, even though I go every day, but I'm
not going to the gym. And though from four in there, what nigga,
they just got off they just got that bitch. I went. I
went to La Fitness Keystone before they closed it at four thirty. I started
seeing everybody everybody here. I hate seeing niggas that I know in the gym
because they gotta you gotta stop and talk. I don't want to talk to
y'all drunk, sweat and leave. I don't want to be in here.
We're talking to y'all about y'all dreams and ship, and I don't want to
hear about that, talking about some ship that happened years ago. Yeah,
I remember a lot of times the niggas you want to talk about podcasts and
ship and talk about that ship. I don't want talk about that. I
don't want to talk about that. Clothes. I do about that, but
this is not the spot. Stop talking to me in the club while we're
drunk about my clothes and I'm starting get that worked there. How much is
niggas? I done told you seventeen times niggas on the website. You don't
ask me every motherfucker every day, every weekend, niggas be in the club
talking to me about the most ridiculous ship. Bro. You know you know
who have the funniest conversations with me while they drunk. Dave Hicks, Dave
the funny nigga, like, Bro, you're not gonnamember none of this ship,
bro, I ain't eve gonna take a what you're saying. He was
saying, some ship, bro, he was talking about all y'all niggas talking
about everybody about it. Be in a good way. It's just being some
roaster ship like we all do. Yeahs say it to you Christmas circle back
around on Christmas, man, my wife did the mother fucking thing for the
girls, for the kids. She was like, I need to stop telling
my wife, yeah the ship when I'm like half sleep or not paying attention,
because she was like, I'm about this kitchen set, all right,
Yeah, you gotta put it together the night before Christmas, all right?
I said, yeah, yeah, I got you. Man. That shap
crept up. That shape crept up on me. I started at nine thirty
and I didn't finish two one o'clock. I built a real mother fucking kitchen.
It felt like it. Yeah, case got a kitchen. I had
to put her dress up. She got a bookcase I had to put together,
had to put her chair together. Everything, Like God, I'm like
but it was just one toy that she got. It pissed me off.
That motherfucker was so hard to open. I said, why did they tape
this ship like this? Motherfucker taped like bro, bro, I'm thinking I
can just tap and ship, give me some situs and and they said on
your scissors when they when they kissed my ass. I was careful because I
don't want to funk up the gift already. Yeah, but you gotta hover
board out this ship. She gotta hoverboard this case seven. I was she
got like the beginning one day, but I was, she was riding.
She got knee pads, hand pads, helmet, queen, playing the bubble.
You're gonna you're gonna fall, You're gonna be You're gonna be all right.
Damn. I'm like, damn, I can't ride it no more.
I used to be good on the hover board. And that's how you know
your age. I know what I said, your balances. You're losing your
balance. Get that court right. My ship, my cousin, my niece
and them got a hover board, and my fucker faster the motherfucker got no
get on it. I said, you're trying to make me fall to make
me like Mike Tyson deafly. He's strong to me, my ship gonna break.
Yeah, I'm definitely down for the count. Uh well, that shit
hurt my back when he failed. Boy, that ship hurts so mouch fucking
bad. I know it did. Yeah, falling, I mean that's That's
one of the things about living in Indiana that I'm kind of happy that global
warming is happening because when you were in high school, you fell ice on
your ass in high school. Yeah, back then, it was different.
When it was different in high school, bro, that's how you know global
woman as Really, you can't really explain it to nigga because we would have
had about ten ten inches by now. Definitely. I remember my senior ye
high school, Nigga, we had seven eight inches on Thanksgiving. That's when
we knew that it used to beat. It used to snow man. Yeah,
it used to be window, used to be different. That's why I
said it ain't been the same lately. Man. You can wear damn.
Fall club was all through the rest of the year like that. It starts
snoring like February March definitely, Mark April March madness. We had springs,
We had a spring game. When I was in college and we had spring
practice and all this ship and it was fucking snoring, and it was April.
It was cold at fuck out there. We God damn we so damn
stupid as human beings. We will never decide to fucking change our way.
We won't recycle. We want carpool. We won't stop eating beef. That's
the cows is fartening and polluting. We won't stop doing nothing. It sucks
because motherfucking cows is delicious. I want to burn it right now. I'm
home. Y'all can give me to stop eating pork. And I don't gonna
say an I'm ninety eight percent. I don't know, man, I'm not
ninety I'm not a hundred because a good pork chop, a good ass pork
chopper, fucked me up. Bro. I ate I'm bacon bacon. I'm
eat some bacon for the rest of my life. It ain't like I ain't
eating it like that to where I'm abusing my body with it, but I'm
eating some bacon. I met a girl who said I met a woman who
said that she had to get hospitalized because she ate too much bacon in one
sitting. I said, how much bacon did you have? You had a
fucking pack? She no, she said she ate. She said that she
ate about six packs in one day. What you wanted to turn into a
goddamn piggy? Like? What would you trying to do like yourself up and
bacon? Yeah, you're a weirdough weird than a bit. We're done here,
serial killer. Your definitely packing in a six pack of fucking bacon's.
I hope you eat it all in one I hope you just didn't cook six
packs of bake, cooked six packs and ate six packs. Oh my god,
Jose stomach was hurt and you was shitting grease. I ain't no way.
I love baking, not that much. That's the type of That's the
type of abuse they talking about right there. Ain't no way. Her stump,
her stomach was her tem bro. That's why you had to go to
the hospital after so much of the bacon. At what point did you be
like the motherfucker's demnar was moving on the inside of her something They dinner came
alive as much as bacon. She fucking ate turned into a point you gotta
be careful, turned it to a point. Blood I swear you just gotta
man when you start asking motherfucker's questions. Bro, Man, I'm happy that
I ain't got a date no more, because when you just start asking motherfucker's
questions, Bro, you'd be like, you are a idiot. God damn,
you are just dumb man, Jesus Christ. And I'm not the smartest
nigga in the world by far. I'm not nowhere near that. But sometimes
you just be like, Bro, you should not be able to live by
yourself, no, because it should have been somebody there, Like you don't
think that's you don't do that's enough, that's successive. Like you already got
one pack. One pack is enough for one person. You got six of
them. That's crazy. She said, I got six twelves. I got
six twelves. She's tripping. I'm nothing, No, no, were talking
about. We was talking about see the thing about me, y'all. If
y'all listening, I'll be going out. I'll be coming in and out of
the video and audio because I got to record the video and audio on the
computer as far away, so I gotta get up, run, get back
now. We were talking about people that we that are annoying us. Right
now in the media. And DJ Kellen is number one. Yeah, DJ
Kelly j Kllen has been. It has been number one, like since twenty
seventeen. To me, he's been number one, he's been. He's just
a gump gump. Who's number two to you? Number two to me too
is Boosie. Oh, I know he's not on your list. He's on
my list. He's number two on my list. I keep the real ones.
I don't know what really is because he killed people. Don't mean here
real you don't do that no more. He changed his life around. He
did change his life. He just found the way to stay relevant. Ross
Ross is corny. Ross just put them together. Yeah, like lame,
of course. But the thing about Ross that bothers me is that he graps
really good, so it makes it hard to dislike him like that. But
Jesus Christ just yeah, he's just corny as of course, like the Soldier
Boys and six nine even though he ain't been so boy just need therapy.
Soldier Boys. He killed that nigga, and that's what happened. You can't
just kill people and go back to being regular. He needs that might have
sucked him up, for they really did fuck him up. He was.
He was making good songs before then and that and what made me realize is
that what made me realize his importance of the culture is when I seen make
the Stallion twerk tous she gotta dunk, and she was reciting the words like
when I hear she got a donk, I know the words when I hear
uh he death changed the game. But he's just weird, like when Ja
Cole came up and he said he said he really was giving nigga props and
the nigga took it a whole other way. Yeah, like, Nigga,
what you talk? I just want to see him fight, man, he
can't. You shouldn't be talking no no much. I know niggas like that.
I know niggas that ain't scared to take a al I know niggas and
then took a millionails. But they gonna keep talking ship and people don't give
respect them and fun with them and just be like man, that's that's that's
how motherfucker's in the industry looking at something man. So boy, Yeah,
but he's somebody though, because you know what you got, the older motherfucker
you got, you got Nikki like Jacob, you got the motherfuckers that even
Nikki tell him like, no, that's not how he that's not what he
meant. Like now for me, I feel like I want Nikki I Minaj
to stop rapping. Not because you can't rap, but I just feel like
I feel like rapp is like so some it's just like I feel like you
should be acting. I feel like you should be she DV something death should
be probably acting because she ain't bad. She can she can definitely, I
could see she could probably act. I feel like she be acting anyway.
Her crazy ass b weird, weird as fuck B. I love ith my
god, newbody, Nikki and old. But it don't even matter, don't
matter what about it you got baby, I'm fucking with it. But yeah,
she's annoying to Kanye West is definitely man. Kanye West might take this
spot of boosy. The problem with the problem with Kanye West is that I'm
a huge fan of his music, so sometimes listen to his music. Not
like, can't forget his corny ass, that's my nigga, but that nigga
is becoming something that I'm not happy about. Okay, I'm just not understanding
understanding that the trajectory that he's going on, I just didn't. I mean,
I get I guess that's just what happens when you just be rich and
bored, like because I guess you know everything. Wayne Waynes was doing the
same ship. Wayne ventured off weird at fucking but he wasn't annoying. He
wasn't annoying because he was off the scene. He was doing everything. We
didn't have Instagram, and I only I don't even care if we did,
he probably still wouldn't. Wayne is Wayne is one of the people who really,
like, I do only care about what's going on in my life right
now. I don't care about it. When a nigga was like rape says,
I don't know what, like, like what do you where you being?
Bro? And what's crazy? When he said that niggas was on his
ass. But I was like, I got it, though he probably didn't
experience because like he said, and a white motherfucker saved my life, so
he had his perspective on this, and I felt like that too, because
a white motherfucker saved my life When I was younger, like seven eight,
and I was swimming and I was drowning. My whole family was there,
and it took for a white lady to jump into save and heather Ridge apartments,
whole family out in the pool. It's fat as hell at the pool
in and a white lady saved me. I'm like, oh, so it's
really hard for you to Yeah, but I know it's it don't happened,
you know what I'm saying racial profile and ship like that. But I mean
I made a status saying like all police ain't bad, Like I know what
motherfucker coon and everything I said, Bro, it was a chick. I'm
like, I don't care, you gonna say what you want to say.
Like I'm just speaking from experience. It's been plenty of times I got pulled
over and let me go and they was cool, white or black, it
didn't matter I had we or whatever, and they just it's just how you
talk to them. You get pulled over and you get to talking all aggressive.
All right, So now I'm on your ass, get the car.
Yeah yeah, certain, huh yeah, I'm not giving you no reason.
Every time I got pulled over, there be like it's either my tail,
like not my tail, like my my tag, like it's always it's always
my especially when I had dreads. Bro, I got pulled it look like
criminals. Bro. I got pulled over for another thing. Bro. Your
You know, like if you build a character in the video game and then
there's dreads, and then there is rotter dreads, and then there's criminal dreads.
You had the criminal dreads. Your ship looked like you ride banks.
It was it was new too. It was I had dress when you know
when that ship first started before two thousand and five six, Yeah, before
people was getting styles and all kind of ship that make it look cool on
your head down, your back just growing the longest. But like I remember,
I saw you from Afar when I walked into a club me and Johnicker
was performing that and I was like, oh, that's because I was definitely
not about to go over there. I definitely was like, No, that's
the nigga corner, just saying that that's the nigga corner, Like, yeah,
nah, I ain't going I'm gonna stay away from that nigga. Yeah.
Back when it back to Drake, I just don't as a parent,
still like his music, but I just don't as a parent. I'm trying
to figure out how I'm going to respond to music by the time that my
kids get of a start listening to music, because like I don't know if
well, I do know, so never mind. When I was a kid,
I was a fan, fan like of Eminem, of Cash Money,
a Rockefeller, of No Limit. I was a fan like all the CDs.
I et the bottom of burnt them. I wanted to No Limit Tank
nigga. I wanted them. I wanted the money chain, I wanted the
camouflage, I wanted the Rockefeller chain. I wanted all of these things.
And I believe the things that these niggas were saying. Now now, if
I watched my since then, I've realized that all of these niggas was lying.
All of these niggas was broke. They didn't own the cars, they
didn't own the jury, they didn't own they music. They don't own nothing.
They just selling dreams and families. Cool. Now, when I watch
my kids, how do I tell them hey? Because because I felt that
way with Kanye, I just feel like, one, who do you tell
my fucker about everything? About everything? Because because you see the like just
period, like I keep saying that motherfuckers is really just out here, just
put out here. You you I don't know, man, it's crazy,
like because my thing now, my thing is like you really gotta probably go
out your way and sell your fucking soul to be like in a spot to
where you good financially financially because well, my thing is my thing is if
you are Taraji, if you Taraji, and I don't know, like for
me to to me, Taraji ain't that good of an actress to me,
I'm not. I'm just gonna put that out there. She's all right.
But you know anything that she been, she did damn good. It was
really good. Regina Hall, she's good to Jina King, I mean yeah,
but I feel like they to me, I'm not saying that she's not
worth her. I'm not saying that. I'm just looking at I'm looking at
ship that they don't play, and she don't playing a lot of hard Give
me, what's the movie with the with her and the women? Uh,
hidden figures, hidden figures. But she's the same. To me, she's
the same person that she is and that that she isn't anything else. I
love it. I love it and figures. I like Proud Mary, I
like uh. To me, she plays the same character. But that's that's
not that's not a knock to her. We're not this is not about skill,
this is about pay, and I feel but like Regina Hall, what
Regina King a king? Okay, I was thinking of Regina. I I
get her. I get that. I get that. That's what I said
about bone dogs and what's the watchman? She's pretty. She's pretty good.
Regina King is really good. She has but she started off being a little
bangster for sure. Justice Boys and like she started off like that to higher
learning. Yeah she was. She always playing craigs. She always played ice
Cube sister or something, you know what he was. And the boys in
the hood too. But yeah, I mean the thing about the thing about
Hollywood, like my nikas got you feel me? And so it's just I
mean, everybody know it's the right thing with everything. So I mean,
of course the white person is going to pay, but no it's not.
It's not even Hollywood. So look, so this is this is my thing,
right, even even even in podcasting, right because I do everything.
My price is different than what your price would be as a host. So
if like if somebody say, yo, can you help me with my pod,
I'm helping them with the with the producing, which is how to put
a show together? Right? How you gonna how would you put a show
together? How would you make it compelling? You tell me your ideas.
You buy some off of me boomable, I tell you this, this is
good. Dive deeper into that, like I it's like a focus group.
All right, cool? Then audio? What to buy? What not to
buy? How do you use it? Lights? Camera, this, this
and that? All right? Cool? So my price is a little different.
So when I walk into these meetings, I know how to do everything
and jobs. Low key wants you to do everything so they can ask you
to do everything. So when you ask for the price of to do everything,
when you ask for to do everything price, they look at you like,
nah, I'm gonna give you the audio price and need We don't need
you to do everything, but we need you to do everything right. So
my attitude comes in because it feels like, well, y'all trying to play
me, trying to lowbomb me. Yeah, well that, but I'm I
mostly feel like y'all trying to play me because I feel like if if,
if, anything like it, I always go back to the streets. If
this was to happen in the streets, smoked you. But they don't play
by those rules. So now they so now it's so My thing is,
you know, in Hollywood, like Monique, she deserved to get what she
got, especially taking a low a low thing for precious, killing precious,
and then then there won something. Yeah, she wanted Oscar like that,
something something for precious. She did it, she did a fair for them.
And then she didn't want to do the press for free. I already
gave y'all already got to work for free. I already did the job for
free. I already basically did it for free. Y'all want me to take
more time out of my day to go, no, I'm not doing that.
And then when you speak up, especially to your own people, you
get black ball. And I feel like that's what's happening to Raji because she
never said anything until Color Purple came out and she said she you want to
do the ship. I want to do this ship anyway. But it's just
hard because I feel like people aspire to be actors and comedians and this and
this and that, and you never realize that you're broke as fuck, broke
as fuck, that you really getting played, that you're not getting what they
said you get here motherfuckers thinking people got all this money, and they're like,
no, they don't have any of us. They don't have none of
the money. And I think, I think, should we get the loan
just giving? I feel like back in the day they lied to us a
lot, a lot, a lot more because they had empty cribs and houses.
You know what I'm saying, all of this ship, this this image
of Hollywood and the glamour and all of the other type of ship is false.
So all of the creatives and the artists and the musicians and the photographers
and the graphic designers and all these people, they feel like they should get
paid more because they feel like more money is getting made. But it's all
smoking mirrors. Man. Feel really, they feel real bad just looking at
her cry on screen, because why what are you doing that? Why are
you doing that? Because you know women emotional, They don't even be trying
to cry, but they cry. No, she probably was mad as fu.
You know what I'm saying, when they get mad or you probably wanted
to beat Oprah ass I be you want to put a lot of people probably
want to whoop Oprah though, Yeah, O bra and Tyler Perry Tyler Perry.
But they need the opportunity because they have they they're connected to the whites,
That's what I said. Like certain ones like them and the and the
p Diddyes and the jay z S and all them. That's that's they where
motherfuckers want to be. But you gotta do some different ship to get up
there. Boy, I gotta some diddy ship gotta take that. Probably.
It's really unfortunate. Man. That sucks because a lot of people are like
even when I meet when I meet people and I ask them, like what's
they go with, you know, potting or whatever, and it's always money,
And I'm like, how much money you think is in this? Like
how much money do you really think you can possibly like what it's worth compared
to like like I don't know if I want anything of mine to be worth
so much to where it draws their attention to where? Because you know what
I'm saying, Like I feel like that's how they drag people in, like
the constant that's all them, Like they got a following. We gotta get
our hands in that some type of way to where because got to control it.
What I'm saying. Once they say that he's getting too fu big.
Nah, you ain't about to be doing all this on your own, but
cut us in. I just I don't know they I don't feel like nobody
can just be big like that and they not try to get in get any
cut. I mean, yeah, wash my god. I don't know.
But it's I don't know because even with I don't know, I think we
we talked about this last week, Soody said the same thing. What you
want out of it? As soon as you as soon as you say something
about it, you got a problem water cut yeah, cut you. That's
as scary as a motherfucker, like we see it like as soon as a
mother cat would like soon as a motherfucker. I'm cool. Yeah. The
perception, the perception of Cat Williams when he was getting beat up every other
week or something, I was like, what the fuck is happening? They
was turnishing my name ritual the humiliation, this is the humiliation. That's why
we motherfuckers ship just start happening to random people. Bro out the blue lights
and blue out just the media bro that nigga. Cat Williams went on that
radio show and he was like, I'm fine. Like the perception of it
is that I'm fucked up, but I'm fine, I'm good. And when
you start, when you start hearing them talk like that, but they out
of the limelight, like Cat Williams. Is when I saw somebody having a
conversation about top five comedians and they were saying Dave Eddie, Dave, Kat
Eddie, Dave, Kevin, Bill Cosby and somebody else. But niggas never
put Cat Williams in there. And it's weird because Cat Williams come out with
a fucking thing every year. Cat Williams is really funny than a bit.
Yeah, so he but he say some ship that motherfuckers be scared to say.
We saw him live and that was probably the best gift. Hurt,
hurt, and that was the best gift my wife gave me. We saw
Chris Rock live. Hated at Yeah, hated at that corny that corny dal
hugely type. I preferred D hugely now Chris Rock. Now, when I
was younger, I didn't like D. I was like, oh my mama,
he do be kind of funny and times he gives me. Now,
I like Steve Harvey more than all of them. I like Steve Harvey.
Steve he was he was, it was it was Bernie and Steve then said
and yeah it was. It was a toss up between said said Steve.
Yeah, because Becausett had some funny shit when he's talk about the backup,
just a bunch of his little shit. He had the beeanut butter no jam
like yes that is said yeah, but it's just I feel like a lot
of our greats don't. And they should have did a new Kings of Comedy
because that ship was like what two thousand and one, they should have did
one bout like two thousand and two thousand, like twenty ten could have been
like it wasn't like Dave Chappelle. Yeah, Chappelle was still gone. All
right, Well, Mike Abs, Cat Williams, Kevin Hart and whoever the
fourth could have been, Kevin would have been. Kevin would have smoked niggas
boots in twenty ten smoking niggas. He would have smoked niggas boots. Oh
no, because Cat Wayns was still still he has time he did, but
look grown little man as funny as a motherfucker. Still, No, because
I always felt like like we are Martin Eddie Murphy. No, No,
I'm saying like, at a point of time, what Martin Martin, Eddie
Martin, Eddie, Jamie Fox like them, and then whoever else? Because
would have seen it Martin so crazy? He could have just been like how
Steve Harvey was but him, Jamie Fox, Pray, Eddie Murphy, but
Jamie Fox, funny and the motherfucker? Yeah, who would have went?
Who would have went? Them? Three? And then like what year is
this? It's still had been Bernie Mack and he died I want to say
in two thousand eight, so it still would have been Bernie Mack. Yeah,
yeah, it could have been Bernie Mack. Then he could have had
to be he should have been with them anyway. I feel like, was
Bernie best movie? Oh? Yeah, his best movie? Yeah? I
mean, of course did he in or or that he's the star star?
They do both. So man, that's your funniest you know, got like
too many movies where he's oh, yes, uh, what the fun is
that? Called the Parents? What's what's the what's the what's the chick name?
From Columbiana? Yeah? She and that motherfucker? That movie good as
it's that is a good one. That's of course, players club, dollar
Bill, everybody. You know what I'm saying. His role in life too.
Oh yeah yeah Jack Jackline and then the pastor and Friday so oh yeah,
I forget about that. Yeah, mom my, Mom keep having this.
Uh, I don't know why. Mom, I think I got access
to people. She was like, you should, you should? You should
know? Who else? Bill Bellamy, I don't know, he's funny.
I don't know back then and back then, but I mean Chris Chris Tucker,
my mom, as soon as I said Chris Tucker, niggam, Chris
Tucker was motherfucker hilarious boy or Eddie Griffin. That was today. He funny
Still today he's still He's funny, it's funny. He wanted them to know.
He definite wanted them. He wanted them to tow woke. That's why
they So now we need a two Woke Tour cat Eddie Dave Cat Eddie Dave
and one more. We need one more for the two Walk Tour, d
M the two Woke Tour, the can host, thee can host because the
two OK Tour. Yeah, that'll be fire. But Mama keeps saying,
you should, you should write a script A new Harlem Knights have to have
Eddie B. Richard Kevin B. Eddie and then fill out everybody else,
DC, Young Fly, Be Tommy and you know what I mean, Ship
like that. I was like that man be funny because that movie funny is
a motherfucker. That movie is hilarious. When people talk about funny, funniest
movies, that's them are either one or two. It's one and two.
It's it's life. Life is one period. I don't give nothing. That's
the funniest movie ever. All Right, So let's go down the list.
Top top five funny black films. So black in there because because one of
them was was gonna it's not going to be a black woman for me.
That was in mind. It's funny, but black ones. Life gotta be
my wife life, halem nights. Growing up, don't be a minute.
Was funny in the bitch. It's really hard because it's not that many funny.
I get you, Sucker was funny growing up, but like now,
it probably wouldn't be that funny. M hmm, scary movie. I was
about to say scary movie too, scary movie. Funny movie to the basketball
one, The Nigga with the hand on my mama, Oh my mama,
That motherfucker funny than a bitch, what the fucking funny? Bro? All
about the Benjamins is one of mine? All about the Benjamins is in there
too. Me and he used to watch Next Friday. Oh yes, mama,
uh so life all about the Benjamins Friday, Next Friday. What are
you saying? Life, hallom nights, Life, hallow Nights, all about
Next Friday? And then what was the other one we just said about the
Benjamins? No, no, no, no, no scary movie to Scar
movie too, and honorable mentioned is I just had it in my fuck.
Fuck, it was one in my head to pause. Damn, I can't
think of it. But if we're talking about this funny period, step Brothers
is in there, Napoleon the Mind. I did not like that movie,
bro. Oh, I did not like that movie. Bro. I tried
to try. Yeah, is retarded. What's what's your favorite? What's your
funny TV show to watch today? Like? When you want to laugh?
What do you turn on? Martin? Still? Because I don't really watch
TV today to even though. Curb your enthusiasm, bro, I mean my
wife and kids. Curb your enthusiast. See you like a different comedy than
me. I like asshole comedy. I like very dry comedy. So that's
like what I feel. Oh yeah, Curby Enthusiasm probably one of the funniest
shows I ever watched in my life. But it's not watch it. I
take it out, but you're not gonna like it. I can't tell no
Office like I ain't watch I love Seinfeld. Bro, I'm just not a
slap I'm just not a slapstick comedy person like Martin. So you're like Office
and ship like that. I don't like the Office, but yeah, kind
of like that because I tried to watch When people having TV show good debates,
they always mentioned the Wayne's Brothers and that show is stupid at funing,
hilarious. Bro Marland, Bro marl is retarded. Yeah he is. He
still That's why when when they do them like with me, like funny wise,
like Martin, Jamie Fox, Wayne Brothers. Fresh Prince, Now,
if you want to talk about as a whole, the Fresh Prince is probably
number one. I tried to watch that show during the pandemic. Yes,
it was just it was like, I like, what made me not like
Fresh Prince is? I was just high and I was overthinking and I was
like this privileged mother. But that's why. I feel like the remake bel
Air was so much better because it was more realistic. It was definitely more
realistic because you got me, they may Carlton be not as goofy and yeah
sure was doing drugs and ship which white school, which what would happen?
Which what would happen? And yeah, will you know that Ship was more
and then Hillary wasn't dingy and I hated that. I hated the perception that
they the Ashley gave up, like I'm like, she used to like boys.
Yeah, too many boys though, too many boys though. Yeah,
it's still more realistic, like coc Jones as Hillary. I love Coco Jones.
Yeah, so far she grew up. Now that's crazy because I've seen
her when she was a kid. I used to watch this movie she had
with the dude to play everybody. Hey, Chris, it's called let Let
It Shine. It's a singing movie. Mm hmm. Yeah you know what,
you know, you know what movie funny as a motherfucker with Jo on
the hill and the cop, the Cop, the cop fun I can't think
of it less cop. No, it's a remake Jump Street, Jump Street.
Yeah, that's that Ship is funny. That's a good One. I
like Jon the hill Man, fat and skinny like I did. I don't
like the movie he did with Lauren London. I don't like London. That
was cool. I liked it what Eddie Murphy did with decent Edie. Everybody
do Everly Hills Cop but all the same people to I can't wait to see
that. That's one of my favorite movies too. He really ran the nineties.
Perfect Golden Child was one of my I never seen that just and it
just dawned on me that I never saw what that was that I want the
nice watching Nigga Wan that movie goodt tonight. I'm watching tonight. Certain movies
I'd be like, why haven't I seen that? Man? Man? That's
why I like Drop Dead Fred, people Under the Stairs, Like it's crazy
that people never seen it. People never even heard of people Under or Drop
Dead Fred. I've seen Drove in Gary. That's a long time ago.
Drop that Fred the Stairs and was terrifying. But I watch it every day.
What motherfucker snuck in the house and couldn't get out? That bitch.
That's why you gotta be careful who you're trying to break into. Could you
break into the wrong house. It might be your last house you break into.
They had a dog too. Fuck the dog though. You gotta worry
about the people. And then there's people in the water. You're breaking my
ship and ain't gonna kill you, And they just say, yeah, we
might kill you, but right not if you're giving us a hard time,
We're gonna just gonna get you up out of here. But other than that,
you're gonna live down there. You're gonna just throw you in the basement
living down there. That'sh it crazy. That movie was funny. What's a
movie? What's a real movie that you wanted to remake? And then it
was a cartoon movie that you want them to remake, but make it real
life, kids, baby kids. I've been saying that ship. I want
them to make that motherfucker a real like how they did Beauty and the Beasts
and all this other ship. Make that motherfucker real remake. I want them
to remake. Mm hmmm, I know it's a I don't know we were
recording, so I'm thinking, but of a movie, I think I think
I think realistically, uh what would if I'm if I'm thinking about from a
marketing standpoint, I think poetic Justice will probably be the easiest to sell two
people, because I like, I really, really really like the New White
Man Can't Jump, and Nigga didn't really like it, but I love this.
This is why people don't be liking those types of movies because they going
into it with high expectations. Comparing it to the old Ship, I don't
do that. This one was better than the one to me because a lot
of that ship, the storyline, the storyline, and the new one made
more sense to me because I liked tell how To. That ship was funny
to me, it was it was. It was weird funny, but I
liked How High Won better. No, no, for sure, but I'm
saying like it wasn't bad though with d C and it wasn't bad. Space
GM two wasn't bad. The thing about Space Jam two, I feel like
the story mode like it was way like it was way better. Like I
think people just hold on to the stout too much. Definitely, but I
think poetic Justice and I would like to see because I just recently watched Boys
in the Hood. Yeah, I really would like for them to see a
new Boys in the Minutes Minutes of society based in Chicago. You know what
I'm saying, Like what because Chicago was good. I used to watch the
show The Shy when first when it first dropped, I still liked it.
I still like it though, I don't know, man, I mean it
mess it messed up because ship happened and niggas they had to kick people off
the shows. And the nigga that they kicked off. I like, yeggas
gotta stop raping man, but they had, but they try to flip it
and it's it's decent. The nigga do the motherfucker you You probably don't watched
Raising Canaan h I ain't gonna start, but yeah, you say, fifty
mm hmm, yeah, come on over here, baby, we got we
got married, and all them over here you might as well gone. And
I think, and I think, you know what, this Hollywood ship.
I just think that fifty is about to be the better version of Tyler.
Yeah, he can't be like it just it. It's I don't know,
it's like kind of hard for motherfucker to own like everything ship mm hmmm,
because I feel like he can do it, but he could always still get
his motherfucker told stepped on. Anybody can get their told stepped on man besides
a motherfucker who is the one stepping on everybody toes? Yeah, I think
that. I think what fucked up I was. I was hoping that I
could be to become this in podcasting, but I don't think I have the
energy to it. But the reason I feel like the reason that Tyler Perry
won or is winning, is because they they slept on him for too many
years. So while he was doing that tour, he was getting paid thousands
of dollars for the live show, then merch Nigga and then the DVDs and
then the motherfucker all of that ship for years and years and years and years
he racked up on the money. So when basically he had an audience,
and what he what his documentary showed me, what he what he really killed
with is the meiling list. You get, you get all of these people
in the Chipling circle, you get their email and then now every time you
go on tour, you sending them an email. So now when your movie
come out, you send them the email. Like that mailing list is like,
that's what people don't understand. If you can have control over your people,
that's what I need. Yeah, if you can have control rather be
text or email regardless, because Instagram can shut down niggas just like my Space
shut down, and you can lose access to all these people. But I
think that's what kept Tyler Perry and so I think the problem with fifty is
that he didn't get the tour thing like if he was. If he was,
he wasn't doing plays and ship, No, he was doing music.
So but no, I feel like he can though. I mean, you
know, you see people all the time, even when they tell like basketball
players or get your get your own lead, put your money together, get
you'll cute, did that, and you ain't fucking with him exactly. But
it's because MoU's black bolling them like it's always gonna be somebody bigger than you
that's gonna step on your toes, and the NBA is hating. I just
don't understand why that wouldn't be a like, why would y'all step on his
toes? He got old players that play for y'all, Yeah, I should
just give them, just give them some money. Like it's like, I
don't see the problem. Yeah, it ain't like he's going after y'all new
players. He's waving the motherfuckers retire and then after they retire, like y'all
should want to be a part of that. Who would you want tell me
a song that you would like and who would you want to remake the song
today? Mm hmm. So for me, I want to hear Scissor or
No Na siss I says, I take her off because Summer Walker in my
bitch, Summer Walker. I want Summer Walker to remake anytime, any place
by Jenny Jackson or Ari Lennox. Lennox, but anything I say are a
Lennox on on the Erica do so just because that's the type of vibe that
she gets. I want to hear Lucky Day do a sweet Lady or something.
Lucky Day got a voice boil. I really like Lucky Day. What's
the name? Buddy from here? Make me that nigga that nigga do?
Motherfucking That movie was good, super Superfly, Superflyer, motherfucker. I watched
that motherfucker over and over to the movie. I went to the movie That
motherfucker was good. It was my mama was good to say. I might
watch it today. I might watch that motherfucker today. Good. There's movies
like that I'd be like, damn, that ship was really good because that
was a remake. Really yeah, it was remain was good. That was
a good movie. All right, man, I need to give me some
wing stop. Man, I'm starving. Get some wing can stop? You
like wings stop? Cud? I do like wingstop? What else do you
get wings from a lot? Well? I mean not out your way.
You don't get you don't got the little in the walls, the fishers,
Jordan's. We got Jordan's and fishers, but they don't got they don't got
sauce. I really want some fucking heralds. They got sauce, got the
same ship. What they got parmesan and and and lemon pepper, niggas and
rochet party wings. I go, I go to wings and wings and seafood
l West. I need the honey garlic pepper, boys, what fire honey
garlic pepper? So goddamn good. I ain't boysh and I ain't lying too.
I'm doing that. Yeah, shing the my fucking epic clothes. Oh
my god, bro, that hurt my man. Just keep making the wings,
Just keep making the fucking wings. Trying to cranky, keep selling food,
open up a storefront, and just sell wings. Jesus Christ, some
of them pineapple. I really hated dj in there and getting free wings.
I can't dj j e creezy. As I got up he controller, I
was sticky keeping on my fucking laptop all funked up. Yeah, that's one
place I missed. It's a lot of places in that. It's just crazy,
no place epic crazy. How we got ship I don't know, since
Su was pretty up there. I never I never did that at these places.
I was. I'm just thinking, like clubbing Epic for show, should
I misillusion ship? Cool Buddies was cool Buddies was the way was good?
God like club wise Sensu for show Trimmers of course that's no. Yeah,
but like since it was, since it was the ship, bro, they
had the upstairs. It just was like a nice, up scale little club.
Yeah, I missed. I missed Epic man, I was trying to
open that motherfucking wings and just gave me some fucking wings. Bro geees christ
Man, Like, why would you start making food out of epic like that?
And then like and then don't even stick to the food nowhere, Like
you can just still make the motherfucker I ordered swear to god over would.
I think most people would just order the food. I've been seeing them like
lately. Yesterday, matter of fact, they was talking about the best places
with catfish, and they were saying Odie, which is a place on East
East all Ofton momos me means whatever it's called. But yeah, that they
fished good cultures. Of course. I just heard about culture yesterday, all
star of And then there was a couple other ones. They said, Blankers.
I like blankers. The motherfucker over here Allisonville. The mother fucking seafood
players got some good ass motherfucker fish. I like fish. I like fish,
I like you. I'm really simple when it comes to food. I
can eat fish, chicken, burger, pizza, fries all day. You
throw some, you can throw some spaghetti, chili or out fright or something
in there. But you want to get fancy, Yeah, a little fancy
little bit, a little spaghetti or something. But other than that, man,
I'm simple. Man. Give me that ship, like steaks and all
that ship. That shit cool. But that ship is all right, that's
in a moment type ship. I'm not. The seafood is very overrated.
Seafood is extremely overrated. Ain't no sea roaches. I saw motherfucker pick a
motherfucking lovestridut of a big ass lobstride of the water, and that motherfucker looked
exactly like a fucking roach. Bro. It looked exactly like a fucking And
I'm like, I'm thinking of my head, like if y'all knew what this
ate, y'all know what this eat, right, y'all do know what eat
the ship at the bottom of it, y'all do know that, right?
So I'm thinkings, bro, So I'm sinking in my head if if roaches
got big enough to cook and eat, when niggas eat the roaches, and
they probably be like, no, motherfuckers eat cockroaches. That's what I'm saying.
Over overseas different. But I'm sure some over here that's eating that ship
MoU eating uh roach, a bag of roaches. Man, motherfucker's be eating
bullshit motherfuckers like you got people in America. That's they's just wow, like
they hunt food and ship like that eat cooling Like damn self, I'm nothing.
I'm not eating fucking coon. I'm not whole gator. Bite the hand,
how she head off, how she bit the head off on water Boy,
That's one of my favorite movies too, water Boy, She bit the
just bit, just bit the fucking down head, Like what who eyeballs in
there at all? Who got the balls to do that? No, I'm
not doing that. Ship from Hungers and motherfucker hey man. Happy New Year
to y'all, y'all, Thank y'all for tuning in, Thank y'all for listening,
and uh, before we go, there's gonna be a lot of shows
coming under Black Widow because I need to make more content and people need somebody
to help them make the content. So I'm going to be putting their shows
that I'm going to help them produce under this show. So it's going to
be a good year. Ship things go the way that they're supposed to go.
So I love you, Cuddy, be rare man. Grab some of
that rare Mann linking to body on Facebook, on Instagram, wherever you want
it to be, or you can hit me up. I got ship on
head and I can ship shit out to y'all, so you feel me,
yes, and y'all be safe right here. We see y'all, and we
see y'all. Man