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This is our second listener appreciation special and it's an 8 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:11,079 episode of The Jack Carsons Show that features Sam Spade and I think this is 9 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:19,319 the last of the Sam Spade comedy episodes, particularly those starring mister Duff. 10 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:26,599 And it's an episode of the Jack Carson Show. Now Carson is not particularly 11 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:32,079 well remembered today, but the Jack Carson Show was on radio for four years, 12 00:01:32,519 --> 00:01:38,280 often setting ratings records. This episode is from nineteen forty seven, and 13 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:45,359 the Jack Corson Show would leave the air after that season, and then Carson 14 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,640 would go on to star in the Seal Test Village Store before really just becoming 15 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:56,159 a character actor for most of the remainder of his career, But this episode 16 00:01:56,280 --> 00:02:00,040 does have some interesting talent we'll talk about after the program. The original air 17 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:05,079 date on this is March the fifth, nineteen forty seven, and the toddle 18 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:19,759 is Sam spide Good. That's what campbell soups are good from Hollywood the Cammebel 19 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:29,520 Soup shows starring Jack Carson. Yes, listen to Jack Carson, Eddy Martin 20 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,199 and the Orchestra. Aren't the Trea Church, Jack Snaphew Tugwells, pay by 21 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:35,719 Dave Willock, the nine year old Norma Jee Nelson, Irene Ryan, and 22 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:43,879 yours Julie del Charlotte. Sit down to a steaming hot bowl of Campbell's Chicken 23 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:50,000 Noodle Soup some meal time soon teach that first spoonful good, hearty rich chicken 24 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:53,199 broth simmered slowly from fine, plump chickens, lots of homey, old fashioned 25 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:58,599 egg noodles deeped in chicken goodness, and plenty of pieces of chicken so tender 26 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,560 they almost melt in your mouth. Well, if you go for an old 27 00:03:00,599 --> 00:03:05,560 fashioned chicken noodle soup, Campbell's is just what you're looking for. Why not 28 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:09,120 planning to serve it tomorrow for lunch or supper, you'll find Campbell's chicken noodle 29 00:03:09,159 --> 00:03:20,400 soup a real eating pleasure. Well, as you know, someone called the 30 00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:23,800 Mad One sends Jack a telegram every day, and each one states that his 31 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:27,960 time is diminished by another twenty four hours. Jack is now so worried he 32 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,840 has hired the femous detective Sam's feed and let's hope he can shed some light 33 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:42,919 on the mysteries around named Jack Carson. Hey, what's that you're reading, 34 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,919 Uncle Jack? Another one of those telegrams from the Mad One? Yeah, 35 00:03:45,919 --> 00:03:49,039 and this one says, I've only got seven days left. I'm sure glad 36 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,199 I hired Sam's Spade to investigate this whole thing. Well, gee, I 37 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,800 don't know if it was so wise to hire a detective, Uncle Jack. 38 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:59,000 Why not? Well, supposing while he's investigating he finds out something about you, 39 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:04,120 Well, my life is an open book. Everybody knows me. I'm 40 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:14,039 Warner Brothers leading star. That's that's the whole story. Uh huh. Supposing 41 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,720 he finds out that back in Milwaukee, you used to work in a pickle 42 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:20,160 factory. All right, all right, So I used to work in a 43 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,519 pickle factory. But remember I had one of the most important jobs there. 44 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:30,600 I was the head coordinator, sort of a troubleshooter on the production line. 45 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,920 I'm troubleshooter. You stuffed the pickles in the bottle. I did not. 46 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,399 The other people did that when they came to a big pickle that wouldn't go 47 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:48,160 in the bottle. Then I'd come along and grease the wartz. And when 48 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:53,120 Sam Spade gets here, don't be bringing up trivial things like that. Oh, 49 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,560 preacher did rules? Yes? What what time is Sam Spade is supposed 50 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,279 to be here? Oh? When I phoned his secretary turned he had left 51 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:00,720 already. A should be here any moment. Good, go ahead, it's 52 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,480 the corson. Is this mister Spade really is such a capable detective? Oh 53 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:08,439 yes, yes, Trichy, he's the very best. Once he gets on 54 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,600 this case, he'll locate this killer who calls himself the mad One in no 55 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,000 time. How well, it's very simple. All he has to do is 56 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:18,240 well, all he has to do is locate the people who hate me and 57 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:23,639 then just eliminate them one by one my words. So that'll keep him busy 58 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,560 for four days in Glendale alone. Is that? So? There may be 59 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,920 a few people in Glendale who don't care for me. But I'll discuss that 60 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,120 another time. Are you paying this detective much, sir? Well, we 61 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:40,040 haven't really discussed money so far, but it doesn't matter. I want this 62 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:43,639 mystery unravel and I don't care what he charges, even if it's as much 63 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:50,759 as three dollars a day. Do you think he works for that? So? 64 00:05:50,879 --> 00:05:55,399 I'm sure maybe even less than that, And all the stories about Sam 65 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:58,720 Spade, he says he doesn't care about the money. It's the thrill, 66 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,439 the spines ngling thrill of the chase. Go to the door, treacher, 67 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,879 I'm sure that's Spade now, Will so Well, a real detective? Yeah, 68 00:06:05,879 --> 00:06:09,439 I hope I can give him some clothes, but but don't get in 69 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:17,680 the way. This is mister Sam Spade. WO. Come in, missus 70 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,279 Spade. I can't tell you how glad I am that you're here, because 71 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:24,279 I'll take over from here. You called me in on this case as your 72 00:06:24,319 --> 00:06:28,680 private investigator, right right, I'm handling this. You gotta put your complete 73 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:34,839 trust in me, right right. I just want a complete rundown on this 74 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:41,160 caper. I want nothing but facts and the stamp facts. Who's this gunsl 75 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:54,319 here? Gunzl that's a that's treacher, my ballot. I'm a gunsl Yeah. 76 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,800 Who's the other guy? That's my guy, my nephew tag. Well, 77 00:06:57,639 --> 00:07:00,160 okay, who are you? Who am I? Hi? Well, 78 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:03,759 I'm Jack Carson. Surely you've seen me in picture as well. I'm probably 79 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:09,399 the biggest star out of Warner Brothers studio. What Carson, We're not gonna 80 00:07:09,399 --> 00:07:15,920 get any place that we start off land and we check. Well, I 81 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,800 only about to try the way I understand it. You've been receiving some friends 82 00:07:17,839 --> 00:07:21,319 against your life, right yeah? Right? You want me to find out 83 00:07:21,319 --> 00:07:27,040 who's sending these messages? Right right? Yes, well you see, mister 84 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,839 Spade, I'm before I go any further, let's settle the subject or my 85 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,800 professional fee fee? Well, you mean money? Yeah, cabbage scratch mullah. 86 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:36,439 I'm funny that way. I like to get paid when I work. 87 00:07:36,879 --> 00:07:40,560 Yeah, well, mister Spade, you see I Well, it says in 88 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:45,560 your books that money doesn't matter to you because you love the spine tingling thrill 89 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,120 of the chase. Oh yeah, my fee is fifty bucks a day. 90 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:54,800 Fifty bucks a day? Yeah, what's that funny look on your face? 91 00:07:55,399 --> 00:07:58,600 Well, if you put up your shirt there you'll see some real spine tingling, 92 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,680 mister Spade. I only thought that fifty dollars a day is well, 93 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,920 it's it's quite a bit of money. And although I've already hired you, 94 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,879 scuse me. I got only got the window. Let's remember that on the 95 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:16,319 way over here. So I'm gone up a shadowing me, gone it shadowing 96 00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:18,920 you? Yeah, hey, you they're up in that curtain. Yeah, 97 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,519 there he is, skulking behind that voice. Stand back, everybody under the 98 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:31,040 line of fire. I'll get him there. That'll fix him and through at 99 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:37,360 least three slugs right through his shoulder. Gee. And the same, the 100 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:43,399 same thing will happen to anybody who tries to cross Sam Spade about that fifty 101 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,120 bucks a day, Carson. We aren't gonna have any trouble on that, 102 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:52,279 right, all right, right, right, right, right right when when 103 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:56,440 you come to think of it, fifty dollars a day is quite reasonable and 104 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:03,039 expensive, all right, right right. Of course, expenses that includes any 105 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:05,080 little thing that may come up. And of course, when I take an 106 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:09,440 assignment, I always drink vocados. What I was saying, Volcados. It's 107 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:15,120 a beverage imported from France. Courset fourteen dollars a bottle fourteen dollars a bote. 108 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,480 Well, you know it's a funny thing. Usually we have gallons of 109 00:09:18,519 --> 00:09:24,919 that around the house, but today we haven't got one little speck. That's 110 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,480 okay. I brought some with me in my sancheline. They go open a 111 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:35,000 bottle and take a slug. Now, that's great. Stuff really curls your 112 00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:39,200 toes. What do you drink, Carson? Me? Yeah, what's your 113 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:45,159 poison? Wisconsin soda, bourbon, gin a straight run. Well in the 114 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:54,799 evening, he has a cup of hot hemo. I've never heard of that 115 00:09:54,879 --> 00:10:00,399 stuff. Does it curl your toes? Well? No, but some lean 116 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:09,519 over and kiss each other good night. Hey, English, I'm putting you 117 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:13,120 in shares of these bottles. Whenever I want another slug of avocados, I'll 118 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:18,080 tell you what was your name? Again? It's the gunstile to you about 119 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:22,320 about how many drinks are then one of those bottles, mister Spain, I 120 00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:26,320 usually get about seven fourteen dollars a bottle. That's costing me two dollars a 121 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:31,399 drink. Look, Carson, your life's in danger, right right, all 122 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,360 right now? Want a man's life is in danger. Money is no object, 123 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,600 right right? And I can see that. You're the kind of a 124 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:39,919 guy that money doesn't mean anything too anyway, Right, No, but stick 125 00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:45,440 around and try for the jackpot. I go, I'll have another slug of 126 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:52,279 avocados. That stuff's as delicate as a butterfly walking on a lily pad. 127 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:56,799 Hey, there comes normal gene up the front walk, Uncle Jack. Oh 128 00:10:56,879 --> 00:11:01,080 damn in the case, Oh no, this is just a little damn that 129 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:03,120 I mean a little girl that lives like star. Well, in this case, 130 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,159 everybody's a suspect. Lots of times gamesters use a little kid as a 131 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,120 go between. Now you two get out of the room, and Carson, 132 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:13,440 you stand behind that screen so that you can't see it behind the screen. 133 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:18,159 Well, I don't know, as I tell you. Hello everybody, Oh, 134 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,840 I was looking for mister Carson. Who are you? My name is 135 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:26,360 Spade, I'm well, I'm a detective. Oh haven't he paid that doe 136 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:35,039 at to make company? Yet? Kid's got a memory like an elephant. 137 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,960 Look, kidd, mister Carson's in a little trouble. But maybe if you 138 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,799 can answer a couple of questions you can help him out. Oh I do 139 00:11:41,879 --> 00:11:46,440 anything for mister Carson. Okay, I'll tell me you haven't seen any suspicious 140 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:52,679 looking characters hanging around here? Know any strange women? Well, my mothersh 141 00:11:52,799 --> 00:12:01,480 is all the women. He gets a strange who for instance, Well there 142 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:09,080 is Gloria. Gloria, Yes, Gloria hawkinschlog. Mister Carson told everybody she 143 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,080 was a hostess, but she wasn't. No what did she do? She 144 00:12:13,159 --> 00:12:18,759 filled up ketchup bottles in a cheeseburger joint. I gotta tell us, kid 145 00:12:18,799 --> 00:12:24,360 about Nora Apprentice. Well, is there any girly knows who might be classed 146 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:30,519 as well mysterious? Well, there's that new foreign girly just met foreign girl. 147 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:35,600 Yes, her name is Tanya. I think she's got him hypnotized since 148 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,720 he met her. He doesn't seem to know what he's doing. You mean, 149 00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:41,080 he's sort of out of his mind. He must be. He took 150 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:45,360 her to the drug store one night, and he insisted on paying for both 151 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:54,240 coachs. That wasn't the way it was at all the way tossed for it 152 00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:58,600 and I lost. Oh, thanks, kid, you're a big help. 153 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:03,799 You can going on all right till mister Carson I was over here. Goodbye, 154 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:11,879 Okay, everybody, you can come back in mom. I could have 155 00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:15,279 told her that you were wasting your time with Norma Jeane. Right, I 156 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,279 do things thoroughly, and that reminds me a trait. Here another shot a 157 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:28,039 vocados? Yeah, delicate is a butterfly walking on a lily pad avalocados. 158 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:31,559 He has to drink a two bucks a shot. Why couldn't it be crazy 159 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:41,000 about draino that only cost sixty cents a court. Let's see, Carson, 160 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:43,000 maybe I'm going on the wrong angle. I think I better get a general 161 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:46,080 picture of you're a background and proceed from there. Well, I'll be glad 162 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,519 to tell you anything about. Oh there's a door. Look out the window. 163 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,840 See who it is, treachery. It's miss Ronson. It's Ryan. 164 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,360 Oh she Oh, she's just a woman, has a little store down the 165 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,840 street. You don't have to question her why she wouldn't harm a fly? 166 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,759 Okay, if you say so, let her in. Hello everybody, Hello, 167 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,399 mister Carson, Hello miss Ryan. This is mister Spade. He's doing 168 00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:09,200 a little investigating for me. It was just about to ask me some questions. 169 00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,320 Oh, go right ahead. I wouldn't bother you for the world. 170 00:14:11,639 --> 00:14:15,559 If there's anything I hate, it's about in sky. Woman who doesn't know 171 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:18,879 enough to keep her nose out of other people's business. Yes, yes, 172 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,799 all right, Corson, we mustn't pass up the possibility of poison. Poison. 173 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:26,240 Yeah, I've been feeling lately. Oh, yes, I'm about as 174 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:37,240 well as could be expected, miss Ryan. He was asking me, Oh, 175 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,320 excuse me, but I have noticed a peculiar your ache recently. What 176 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:46,519 kind of ache? You should never have asked her that this ache is kind 177 00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:50,720 of hard to describe. Well, never mind, Now I'm trying to get 178 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,519 some dope on Carson here. Why did you first meet him? Well, 179 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:58,080 now, let me see. In nineteen forty four I had those terrible headaches. 180 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:01,240 In nineteen forty five I had a pain in my shoulder, and the 181 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:07,600 nineteen forty six I got that awful pain in my neck. I can't remember 182 00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:16,559 now which came first, the pain in my neck or mister Carson. They 183 00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:26,399 usually run neck and neck that sometimes capers like this or inside jobs, Carson. 184 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:31,759 I remember once I had all my pains are inside John. This guy 185 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,279 was like you, Carson. He got involved in the shooting. Say it 186 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:41,600 was you know a lot of my pains are shooting pain. Well, they 187 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,480 ambos this guy one night when he was coming home from work. I don't 188 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:50,120 mind the shooting pain so much. Only some of them got fires. Ryan, 189 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:56,480 Please, I took some four way cold tablets and that really confused them. 190 00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:00,600 Now they fire in all directions. That's Ryan, I really haven't got 191 00:16:00,639 --> 00:16:03,440 time to hear about your pains. Now. I'm paying this man fifty dollars 192 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,960 a day. My goodness, why didn't you say so? You must be 193 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:12,679 in terrible paying yourself. Oh. I don't want to be one of those 194 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:17,600 women who just keeps talking and bothers everybody, So I'll just run along good 195 00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:26,519 behind her. How long was Ryan? There any other dolls in this caper? 196 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,320 Well, there's a Viennese girl named Tanny that I met about a month 197 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,600 ago, and i'd like to talk to her. She sounds very suspicious. 198 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,360 Oh no, no, no, you've got her all wrong. Tanny as 199 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:37,879 a gorgeous girl, and I'm I'm pretty sure that she's crazy about me. 200 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:44,559 Yeah, that's what makes her so suspicious. Look, Tanny is coming over 201 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:47,559 about eight o'clock and you can talk to yours and mister Carson, mister Sharp, 202 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,639 but it is out in the kitchen. I tooted not to come in. 203 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,559 Oh yeah, this guy will want to question him, and the fifty 204 00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,679 dollars a day is already wasted. Enough of my time, Spain. I 205 00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:56,960 went on the kitchen to get a glass of water. I'll be right back. 206 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,799 Hello, Jack, you'll stop, I can't talk. You know, 207 00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:03,079 I'm in a hurry. You see, I've got somebody I just thought about 208 00:17:03,119 --> 00:17:06,359 to tell you that the folks down like I'm in a hurry. I've got 209 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,160 Sam Spade in the other room, and I'm paying Jack. I think you'd 210 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,119 like to know that folks seem to enjoy that Al Jolson commercial you did a 211 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:17,880 few weeks ago so much. Now I'm gonna hurt folks, Dame. Absolutely 212 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,640 lots of people thought and you impersonated Al Jolson even better than Larry Parks, 213 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,720 and they'd like to hear it again. All but then you're in a hurry. 214 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:30,640 And who who was in a hurry? Give me you mean when I 215 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:38,559 sang low April Shawns may come you away. I bring the tiny little flowers 216 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:45,039 not of room, and I'm man, that's the idea. Now, don't 217 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:48,119 interrupt me. I like that part in there. I was tiny little flowers, 218 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:56,480 tiny little flowers. Here, Jack, here say I've got a medley 219 00:17:56,519 --> 00:18:00,680 of Al Jolson's songs right here. Now you can start right from the top. 220 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:07,039 Okay, of course I hate the Shoulerry Parks uff like this, Mymi, 221 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:15,519 mymy, the sunshines east, the sunshines west. When I like camels, 222 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:22,160 checken noodle best harm Wait wait a minute, tell how did chicken noodle 223 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:27,359 get in there? Well? I changed the words likely. Oh how could 224 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,680 you do this to me? I was singing my heart out. I was 225 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,640 even down on one knee. Yeah, but this is for the camel soup 226 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:41,200 people. Maybe I better get down on both knees. Shakeodle made the camels 227 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:48,839 all time away, a fine, fine plump chickens, and I caught all 228 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:55,000 the fashion noodles sham my Dallas sleeves. I can't go through it. Somehow 229 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,599 I don't feel it right now, I'm worried. Well, all right, 230 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:02,799 Jack, if you don't want to operate, I can always get Larry Parks 231 00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:08,559 to do it. Larry Parks, yes, and who knows Campbell people might 232 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:15,240 like him better than they do you. Well, well, what do you 233 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:22,720 say? No April showers? Oh shiny little flower? Okay, Jack, 234 00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:26,640 Now here's the big finale. California California. Here I come, Okay, 235 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:33,640 hit it check here I come till that broch had to save me. Some 236 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:40,480 were loodles. I'm noodles, the old fashioned kind and plenty. I'm chicken 237 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:44,160 is delicious served and dishes on your lipshoe will be looking all. I've those 238 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:57,160 noodles. Love not checkond love those tiny little black You don't have to overdo 239 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,119 it, but I'm doing this for my mammy down, my good old mammy 240 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:08,079 camel shops. You can beat my walking line as that's chicken noodler in my 241 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:14,480 plane. And that's why I can't hardly wait. Chicken noodle. Here I 242 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:33,200 come, and I'm in camel chicken noodle. Here I I imagine music of 243 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,319 Freddie Martin presenting Glenn Hughes and the Martin Man. I got a girl I 244 00:20:37,400 --> 00:21:25,400 love in North and South dakol to blue to blood to blue about the gown. 245 00:21:25,519 --> 00:21:30,359 I loved them north and South, gloding, rude to lu to loud. 246 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:36,240 Ain't no difference in my love, not one owl. I guess the 247 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:41,319 two gals for me, one of love, the dooth still. I got 248 00:21:41,319 --> 00:21:55,720 a gal in northern South Dakota who wishing to wish out my true love is 249 00:21:55,759 --> 00:22:00,720 true. I got the gown I loved in north and South of Dagoda. 250 00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:07,880 Rude, Lulu, there ain't no difference in my love. Love one houlder 251 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:17,039 just waiting to lay here Boden the gall Innnnesota. It's a situation, Partner 252 00:22:17,599 --> 00:22:22,880 that xaid, Guess I'll go back to the gal I love in Texas. 253 00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:37,079 TASiS, guess I'll go back to the gal I love in Tessai. She 254 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:41,319 said that shit meet you and my good gooding. Rude to Lulu, I 255 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:47,440 should have kept my love sin North then South, da Gooden, Caller, 256 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:55,640 I guess I've even lost the gall in Thennnesota. It's a situation, Parder, 257 00:22:56,039 --> 00:23:22,559 that vexais. If I hadn't like good go back from now, Richard, 258 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,039 what time is the quarter to its? Tany ought to be here pretty 259 00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:27,240 soon. I told her I'd take her to the Black Cat Cafe. And 260 00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:30,160 our reservation is for a thirty by the way where Spade he's out in the 261 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,440 kitchens, are working on the caper. Let's peak in the door and see 262 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:40,960 how he's doing. He's doing all right, that's the fourth bottle. Hey, 263 00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:44,160 Carson's that dame here yet? I wish you wouldn't report to Tanya by 264 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,720 that term. She's really a very lovely girl. Listen Carson, Dames's Dames. 265 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,599 Wherever there's trouble, you find a dame. I can't stand. Though, 266 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,720 when you see Tanya, you'll think differently. I've made parlor charms. 267 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,440 Won't do a thing to me. They don't call me spade the stone wall 268 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:57,960 for nothing. I'm going to the library and on which he comes out. 269 00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:02,759 Question, Sa, he's so handsome dashing that he might be some competition with 270 00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:04,480 miss Ted. What do you mean said? Under the circumstances, you're lucky 271 00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:07,640 he is a stone wall with women. Oh poor, I'm not afraid of 272 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:15,200 competition. I'll get it. That's probably Tannia now a Hello Jack, Hello 273 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,440 Sannia. Okay, and I'm off like glad to see you. Look Jack. 274 00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:22,640 Since we were going to the Black Cat, I wore an evening gown. 275 00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:26,039 Yeah, it really looks nice too. I'm afraid I was in such 276 00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:29,319 a hurry that I just threw the dress down as quickly as I could. 277 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,640 You shouldn't have been in such a hurry. Almost left at home. I 278 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,319 do I do like the dress, Tanny. It's so snug. How did 279 00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:41,039 you get to fet so snugly. It is unccounted that wonderful invention the zipper, 280 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,599 as you say in America. I just put it on and zipped it 281 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,160 up one side and zipped it down the other. Yeah. But a lot 282 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,039 of doodag going on too. I'm glad to see I've got a table for 283 00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:56,000 two at the Black Cat. Oh good, I have my heart set on 284 00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,200 going there tonight. Twice, Sign Carston, maybe you might have Oh who's 285 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,880 this? Hello, Spade? Excuse me? I want to tell Tanya something. 286 00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:04,839 Tanya, this is a friend of mine. I don't want you to 287 00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:08,519 be offended. You see, he's peculiar here. He hates women. Oh, 288 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:15,000 Tanny, I'd like to have you meet mister sam Stonewall Spade, Sam 289 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:18,240 Spade, the Detective. I'm so glad to know you like here, young 290 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:21,799 lady. I have some questions to ask you. I want some direct answers. 291 00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:26,799 You understand this guy's as hard as a grant. Of course, of 292 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:33,000 course, mister Spade, you'll you'll forgive me for staring at you. You're 293 00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:37,079 so good looking you almost take my breath away. Listen all I want to 294 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:45,480 know? Oh you think I'm handsome? Yes, I do. Oh you 295 00:25:45,599 --> 00:25:53,599 do anybody want to buy an old stonewall? Oh, mister Spade, I 296 00:25:53,680 --> 00:26:00,160 have not met any continental men like you. Who's a tie vigor? Oh, 297 00:26:00,279 --> 00:26:15,359 Mademoiselle Mavie movie was a full girl, Mademoiselle fit. I wish I 298 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,359 was back in the peckle five crate, you see tiny mister Spade came over 299 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,279 here to help me out of a little difficulty that I was. You know 300 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,880 constantly, I have no idea. This case has so many interesting angles, 301 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,680 but a detective he doesn't occur from an angle. Mister Spade. I have 302 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:37,079 read so much about you. You are intriguing. I'm fascinated by men who 303 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:41,839 live dangerously Tanny. You may not know this, but I live dangerously too. 304 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,920 Oh. Yes, indeed, just yesterday he crossed Sunset Boulevard without waiting 305 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,799 for a boy scout to lead him to Nobody, asked you, frecher, 306 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,880 Oh Jack Jack, we really should go if we don't want to be laid 307 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,680 for our table at the Black Cat. Yes, but mister Spade wanted to 308 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,240 ask you some questions. I'm all right, and I can ask him at 309 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,079 the Black Cat. Will be more cozy down there, anyway. Well, 310 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,839 i'd love to have you come along, Spade, but it's a table for 311 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,799 two, and it was the last one, and the table for two is 312 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,119 plenty cars and you won't be there, okay, hip it, I won't. 313 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,200 No. I was hired to protect you and you're in danger, so 314 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,039 I forbid you to leave this house tonight. Wait a minute, Spade, 315 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,839 Jack, Jack, what is this you're in danger? Yes, yes, 316 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,680 I've received some threats against my life exactly. That's why you can't leave a 317 00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:30,960 house. But I'll take extra good care Atonia. But Jack, I will 318 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:34,319 worry about you. What do you think I'll be doing about you, Jack, 319 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:38,519 don't concern yourself about my safety. I'll be with mister Spade, and 320 00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:41,759 I know he always carries a gun. Yeah, but this is the first 321 00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,640 time he ever had my girl for a target. Let's get going paid. 322 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,839 Good night, Jack. I'll listen to me, Spade. I don't mind 323 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,799 telling you I'm plenty burned up. First you charge me fifty dollars a day, 324 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,480 then you drink thirty six dollars worth of valcados. It all comes under 325 00:27:56,519 --> 00:27:57,680 expensive. Yeah, yeah, I know. And now you're going over to 326 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,200 the Black Cat Cafe and run up a big bill. I don't know. 327 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,000 It's expenses. And while you're going on with her, you'll probably make violent 328 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:07,079 love to my girl. I suppose that comes on our expenses too. No, 329 00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:11,519 I do that for nothing. He no long pal, that doesn't. 330 00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:23,680 That doesn't Rachel a shot of vocados please you? You never had a drink 331 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:32,680 before in your whole life. Well, I'm gonna have one now. That's 332 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,160 spade is it's so tough. Anytime he thinks he's as tough as I am, 333 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:44,440 he's got another thing coming. I'll have another shot. Oh please, 334 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,119 please, don't drink so much? So why this stuff is as smooth as 335 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:56,519 a butterfly falling fight on his face in a lil a pad. As I 336 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,960 said before, anytime he thinks he's as tough as I am, he's got 337 00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:03,440 another thing coming. Oh dear, so it's affecting you already. I don't 338 00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:08,400 feel a thing, I repeat anything it's coming that he's got to. I 339 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,279 mean any guy who, whatever I said before, I thinks he's as tough 340 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:17,039 as he thinks, he's as tough as he It's well, whatever it is, 341 00:29:17,079 --> 00:29:19,519 that's what I am. And I'm just the guy that can do it 342 00:29:19,599 --> 00:29:23,839 too, say uncle Jack. I eased leave the room mouthter Tuck. Well, 343 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,079 I'm afraid Joe uncle isn't toxic, and I'm sorry I had to see 344 00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:33,240 me in this condition, But I blankled the whole bottle of avalocados. But 345 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:37,279 that bottle right there, that's very sam. Well, well, gee, 346 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:41,279 I empty that bottle out and put some mouths in it didn't Yeah, what 347 00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:53,720 you've been drinking is seven up long ago, and you're sure to be called 348 00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:57,519 the open handed generosity of those bountable days. Well, back in colonial times 349 00:29:57,519 --> 00:30:00,920 they use lots of chicken make their chicken noodle soup. They put in lots 350 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,960 of homemade egg noodles and plenty of pieces of chicken too. No wonder their 351 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,839 soup was so delicious. And you know nowadays Campbells take their cue from those 352 00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:14,880 good colonial cooks. Campbell's chicken noodle soup is made the same old fashioned wave. 353 00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:18,640 Plenty of fine, plump chickens slowly simmered to a hearty, rich broth, 354 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:23,359 homestyle egg noodles, and plenty of pieces of chicken too good. So 355 00:30:23,519 --> 00:30:27,319 right now today you can have the same kind of chicken noodle soup that came 356 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,599 hot and hearty from an old fashioned soup kettle. What do you do? 357 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,160 Why you just ask for a Campbell's Chicken noodle soup. Next time you're marketing 358 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:45,519 good That's what camel soups are good. I want to thank Howard Duff or 359 00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:47,880 a Sam's fade for dropping in with a snider can soon be seen, and 360 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,359 Mark Allen just picks your brute force. I hope you'll all be with us 361 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:56,720 next Wednesday at the same time they'll end good luck and good night. Rank 362 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:10,200 American Spaghetti A Franco Americans, A Franco American, A Franco Americans. Back 363 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:15,359 at your grocers again. Franco American spaghetti is back America's favorite, the spaghetti 364 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,079 with the extra good sauce ready cooked to give grand good eating. But quick, 365 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:26,480 get a can of Franco American spaghetti. Franco American back at your grocers 366 00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:32,480 again. Sam's Fad Affairs of the courtesy of the Wild Red opl This next 367 00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:34,480 Wednesday is the Jack Carson Joe and stay tuned to Doctor Christian would follow the 368 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:56,000 immediately. This is CBS the Columbia Broadcasting Cristen. While an interesting program and 369 00:31:56,079 --> 00:32:01,720 a pretty fun time had by all, idea like the ending part where Jack 370 00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:06,359 thought he was getting drunk, and it turned out he was drinking seven eye. 371 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:12,960 Also, Carson's Jolson imitation was very good, very spot on, and 372 00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:17,640 this was during an era where Joelson, who was in his sixties, was 373 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:27,599 having a resurgence in his career after a fictionalized biopic The Jolson Story was released, 374 00:32:27,759 --> 00:32:34,039 which, as the episode reference, had Larry Parks playing the young Al 375 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,240 Jolson. So it was a great time if you were a singer to dust 376 00:32:37,279 --> 00:32:43,039 off your Jolson impersonation. Now. There were some notable members of the cast, 377 00:32:43,119 --> 00:32:47,839 among them Irene Ryan, who played Miss Ryan on this program. However, 378 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,880 fans of classic television will remember her for her role as Granny on The 379 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:58,160 Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, it asked to be said that Sam didn't do 380 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,839 a whole lot here other than charge his client for a day's work, drink 381 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:07,400 a bunch of lequer, and steal his client's date for the evening. But 382 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:12,279 I guess that's why Sam Spaide goes on the comedy shows. Editor. Right 383 00:33:12,319 --> 00:33:15,839 now, it's time to thank our Patreon supporter of the day, and I 384 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,839 want to go ahead and thank Jacqueline. Jacqueline has been one of our Patreon 385 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:25,359 supporters since August twenty eighteen, currently supporting the program at the Chauma's level of 386 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,759 four dollars or more per month. Thank you so much for your support, 387 00:33:29,839 --> 00:33:32,839 Jacqueline, and that will do it for today. A reminder, if you 388 00:33:34,119 --> 00:33:38,119 do enjoy this podcast, be sure to follow us using your favorite podcast software. 389 00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:45,799 We'll be back next Sunday with one more listener appreciation special, but listen 390 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,839 up tomorrow for Sam Spade where Sam has to get back to work. Where 391 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,519 oh, no, no, no, don't have me again. You're gonna 392 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:10,119 have the jewels? Oh? Sam? You put on her? What does 393 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:15,559 it tastes? Afful water? Sam? Where'd they go? Well? They 394 00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:17,519 chaste each other down the hall. I thought you were going out. I 395 00:34:17,559 --> 00:34:21,079 did, what does she head? She took a sap out of her purse 396 00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:23,159 and left fly before I could prevent it. But you were still on your 397 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:27,639 feet when you told me to close the door and think, help me up, 398 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,360 Get easy, easy? Oh? When I think, if you're lying 399 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:35,440 and here unconscious all that time while I went out to lunch, anything can 400 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,400 happened to you, I'd never forgive myself. You call this and I think 401 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:42,360 your brave boy? Are you just sit down and relaxed. Now the ambulance 402 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,599 would be here any minute. Ambulance. I show all these things cause money, 403 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:47,159 What do I sam? I lost my head when I saw you lying. 404 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:51,639 They're all over heave. What's that gadget? They're on the floor. 405 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,800 Oh old lipsticks. It dropped out of her purse when she opened up for 406 00:34:53,880 --> 00:35:02,519 the sap huh, apple of ease. It's a ghost color samp alavi any 407 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:07,119 garage. Harry is speaking. This is dream of love. Keep your distance. 408 00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:10,159 Look, you'll have your lipstick, but don't buy her to come after 409 00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:15,719 it. I'll mail it to you. What kind is apple aviv? Sorry, 410 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,320 I've never used it. Good then, I won't give you another thought. 411 00:35:17,639 --> 00:35:23,039 But you got to She's dead, Eve Adams. Yeah, jumped into 412 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,960 a taxi in front of your building. I went straight after, but I 413 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,280 got caught in traffic with her turning up Market Street. I could be anywhere 414 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:34,639 between the Empagadero and Twin Peaks by an alibi. What comes next? Well, 415 00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:37,840 I have at her apartment now and she's dead. Hold on, I 416 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,440 hope you'll be with us then in the meantime, do you send your comments 417 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,360 to Box thirteen at Great Detectives dot nance, Follow us on Twitter at Radio 418 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:52,679 Detectives, and check us out on Instagram, Instagram, dot com slash Great 419 00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:57,239 detectives from Boise Out of Hole. This is your host, Adam Graham, 420 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:57,960 Sign and all