It was the worst one hundred and eighteen days of my life. Chris was
in for a while longer she couldn't afford a good lawyer. The court called
it vandalism and destruction of private property. We called it protest. People liked
to forget. But the eighties were just as corrupt as nowadays. Cops really
are pigs, you know, Paul really showed his true colors. Then piece
of trash running off like that, abandoning us. Did you ever get that
pet? Portrait of Misty? People say I should get a pet. I
spend so much time alone. I don't want to care for an animal reals.
ABC seven News please get rid of that bald guy. I don't care
for him. He talks like he has a mouthful of pistachios. I think
he thinks he's better than everyone else. Not great for the news if you
ask me. And his ties are always wrinkled. What kind of a man
in his fifties maybe sixties with wrinkled ties? He needs to steam them in
the shower. You shouldn't iron a tie. Everybody knows that. Can Someone
please help me take that post off my Facebook and put it on ABC seven
News Facebook. I don't understand why they make this thing so complicated. Hi,
it's me. It's like four point thirty in the morning. Spent the
last three and a half hours since we got off the phone going deep into
fish Ellen's Facebook page. And here is I guess, the highlights of the
last year that are very eerily the Ellen that we know and love. And
even when she is not eerily the Ellen we know in love, it is
eerily opposite of the Ellen we know and love. I also found some thing
quite shocking, but I feel like I will save that for another phone call.
So here here are the greatest hits of fish Ellen, and I'm gonna
try to get some sleep. Happy Thanksgiving sharing one of my Thanksgiving rituals,
which involves listening to Arlo guthriees Alice's restaurant while cooking and hanging out with people
I love. Come hang out with me physically, and if you can't hang
out with me physically, hang out with me metaphysically. Also, I don't
think you should eat turkey on Thanksgiving or ever. Really, there are alternatives
to meat and poultry on the holidays. If you need help finding a meat
or poultry alternative, please call me. Or come over. I can be
your guide on the first meatless or poultry less Thanksgiving, and I will be
thankful for that, and so will the turkey. On December first, there
is a public rally to save the salmon. Just show up, just be
there, be there for the salmon. Salmon have hearts and brands and lives
just like us, even the ones we eat. Remember to save the salmon
on December first. Like a good Jewish person, I've been baking cookies most
of the afternoon and the evening too, using my grandmother's sugar cookie recipe.
I feel like I'm channeling her energy and have found myself talking with her and
my grandfather, her husband throughout the day. I think they would be very
sad to know that none of their four grandchildren did any procreation, I mean,
having children of our own. Thanks to grandfather's foresight, he and grandmother
escape the Nazis. He frequently told my sister and I to graduate from college,
get married, and have children. This kind of guilt is not a
good reason to have children, but at one point in time, it made
me think about having children because all my grandfather's advice turned out to be true.
This might sound like it was an introspective, sad afternoon, but quite
the opposite is true. It was full of great smells, good music,
and great moments of love with my dead grandparents. Just sharing a moment of
introspection here with you all and with my grandparents. Hashtag Jewish Christmas cookies and
conversations with the dead. Benedict Cumberbatch is a beautiful freak. I realized I
could do with a little less introspection. But then I ask myself, why
is that I introspect my introspection. If you think Comcast is akin to too
cute kittens, stop reading. But if you think they are often our deserving
of the four letter words I often find coming to mind when my mind is
on Comcast, then you should read on Comcast is very bad. There is
a helpful little link to see who in Congress supports Comcast. Fight for the
Future. I just posted that the Comcast Time Warner merger is but that doesn't
mean you still can't think they stink. Hashtag fight the Future Comcast Cable Company
stinks. This is a six foot painting of over thirty seven cats. It
is on display temporarily, and then you bet I am going to get it
I'm not sure where in my little cottage I would put it, but you
better believe it will be mine. I like the white cats the best.
I am taking the advice from the current best selling feline author. Unexpectedly,
I emotionally and energetically and even cognitively crashed when I came home yesterday. I
think I've been holding a safe container at work for the majority of my feelings,
the good ones and the bad ones. I have patients who have been
emoting about our current political fiasco. I store their bad feelings in my safe
too. It's not a real safe, but a metaphorical safe. I didn't
realize I'd been holding so much of my own emotional breath. Maybe if it
was a real safe, i'd have seen how much emotional breath was filling it
up. Then I would have known. Last night, I exhaled into an
exhausting cry, but then next hailed some more into a recovery bath, feeling
grateful for a safe, warm home and empathetic friends and community. Hashtag safes
are spaces for emotions, which are our true valuables. Stop the Nigerian super
Highway. There is nothing super about a highway, especially one that harms wild
gorillas. Ride to your congressman, donate to the Nature Conservancy. Hashtag nothing
super about a highway that harms gorillas. It is the fourth of July this
weekend. Fourth of July is is a great holiday unless you are an animal
or a Native American. Unfortunately, I can't do much this weekend to help
the Native Americans. But I can't help your animal friends. This weekend,
I am hosting the first annual Animal Acupuncture Festival. Bring your pa, it's
over, and I will offer free animal acupuncture services for your pets. I
recommend you come early because I think this is going to be very popular.
If I had a kitten for every kitten I wish I had, I would
have so many kittens hashtag I can't have cats because of my mouse program.
What hello, Oh my god? But I have two mutual friends with her.
Seriously, Like one of them is like an acquaintance who I met once,
with the other one like I've known since I was like nineteen. Okay,
like, my god, I can't I can't even see her list of
friends. Really really, I can't even see it. Well, I can't
see her friend. But it says two mutual friends and it's my friend Darren,
and then this woman I briefly met. Okay, I'm messaging him right
now. That's crazy. Okay, So I don't want to get excited because
I've gotten excited before. But you can only be excited once in your life,
Josh, Well no, but I mean I thought we had Karen years
ago, and now that seems dubious. So I don't want to like end
up like spending all our resources assuming this is Ellen, just to be bamboozled
again. But let's just say, because it's adding up. If this is
her and she has been literally under my nose this whole time, that's insane.
I'll work on fish, Ellen, if you'll work on crochet pants and
then okay, that's a great image. Oh my god, this is insane.
I know. Usually I'm all love light and miss happy happy in sunshine,
but this is seriously a hard day. I came back from a yoga
therapy appointment to find my car window broken and my laptop stolen from my vehicle,
right here on Capitol Hill, next to the chapel. It's called the
Pine Box now, but it will always be the chapel to me, even
if it's not the Chapel anymore. I don't have Renter's insurance to cover the
theft because Renter's insurance is a scam. The missing computer is a bummer and
cost over one thousand dollars. I don't believe in karma. I don't believe
that God only gives you as much as you can handle. I believe that
sometimes people are truly amazing, more often they are somewhat less than amazing,
and sometimes they're just plain old mean. This situation falls into that last category
that sometimes people are just plain old me. Oh my god. So okay,
I'm looking at her profile. Huh So I did you know where I
lived in Seattle? Now? Okay, do you remember I assumed Capital?
Yes? Because yes, you remember that bar that used to be a mortuary
called Chapel. Yeah, okay, I lived literally next door to that.
And I'm looking at a Facebook post from fish Ellen. I'm not kidding you.
You have to It's like twenty twelve. My car broke down in front
of the Chapel. I've been sitting here for six hours waiting for a tow
truck. But she, she was talking, She was right in front of
my house for six hours. Crazy And you didn't know it. She was
literally under your nose. And what's crazy is Darren knows the Karen and Ellen
letters like he has been to wine parties. We've been reading these. Oh
crazy. Okay, let's call it a night, it's late, and we
we'll do research and reconvene in like a week. Yeah, okay, that's
good. Okay, good work. This is insane. Wow. Hey,
So I have a weird question for you, and if you could keep it
between just the two of us, that would be awesome. So you're friends
with this woman named and I don't know if you remember the Karen and Ellen
letters, but I think she might be connected to them. And connected is
a mild understatement. How are you guys friends? And what do you know
about her? I met her on this weird camping trip like a long time
ago, and she was taking pictures of me. I was pretty drugged out,
and I'm pretty sure that she was also. And since then I somehow
got on her mailing list and I always get these weird emails from her,
like about tree therapy and acupuncture and legalizing marijuana. She even recommended some weird
electro therapy thing for my when I broke my foot last Christmas. I don't
actually talk to her talk to her, but she seems to always be around.
Should I get in touch with her? I am headed to my first
tree therapy session and I'm feeling overly emotionally overwhelmed. I am surprised that I
am myself so weepy and juggling around so many emotions that are hard to name
and hard to find. What if this doesn't work? What if it doesn't
help me? These cognitive issues, which look like not being able to find
words, not being able to follow a train to thought, not being able
to remember things, are the last significant vestiges of last year's car accident.
I spent so much time in the hospital trying to find my words, but
also trying to find forgiveness. I really just want someone or a cat or
a friend to hug me awareness and the form of life. I am Patricia,
and today I woke to the mantra if God is aware awareness and I
am aware, then through my awareness, I am partaking of the awareness of
my source, who is God, our Mother Earth. This supports the idea
of all creation mythology, even that of Genesis, that the Creator gave beings
life through divine breath. That breath was bestowed upon us from our mother Earth
through the mists of the ocean and the howling of the sacred trees and exhalation
of the ground beneath our feet. The people who insist on monotheism are missing
some vital points on the nature of God. There is a oneness of God
if you realize that. It is the awareness beyond the form of life which
grants collective conscious participation within life. Every living being is a part of that.
Myself, my husband, my dog, the trees in my backyard,
you, your family, your pets, that pesty squirrel that broke into your
attic ad Infinitive consciousness is the unity within the diversity of all life. God
has as many faces as there are living gangs to conceive of God. My
Facebook friend and wind teacher Juna wind Raven has discovered the creator gods in the
wind of our mother Earth throughout the many creation myths of the world. When
I woke up this morning with the above mentioned phrase echoing throughout my mind,
I understood that we are all equally partakers in the awareness that lives beyond the
form of the world. What we formed from that, or whether we ever
totally access that which lives beyond the form of the world depends on the questions
we ask or the experiences we seek from our lives. Happy Thanksgiving seekers.
For those of you interested in a pet portrait to commemorate the end of this
year or the heavenly rebirth of our native ancestry, you can use promo code
earth Mother when you email me your pet portrait info. Just type earth Mother
at the end of your email. I have been getting many requests to do
portraits of your inner animals. I can do these too. Unfortunately, these
require an in person conversation, as you cannot convey your inner animal over email
or even the telephone. I'm looking for someone who wants to drive a car
from Scottsdale, Arizona, up to Seattle or Portland this week or next week.
If you know someone who wants some West Coast travel, are you going
to see your mother? I would love to fly out for a fun,
little girl's bonding trip. Hi everyone, I'm still looking for a road companion
down to Scottsdale. Oh, Ellen, I would love to join you.
Do you not see my earlier message, Ellen? Did you not see my
comments? Did I post them? Correctly. I can see them, can
you? Hi? Everyone? Never mind, I'll be going with my friend
Nita Ellen. I'm so glad you found someone to go with you. It
probably would not have worked out for me because I am going to do a
crystal harvest. Have a special time reconnecting to the desert Earth and your mother.
I really love being near the beach. I just wish there wasn't so
much. Sand gets in your your hair and your feet, and then in
your mouth, and you try to rinse it off, but you step back
into the dry sand that you were trying to rinse off in the first place,
and you have to start all over again. Who has time to rinse
all day? But I do like dolphins, boats in my TIESI food,
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