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Getting closer, ever closer to the
Friday long holiday Fourth of July weekend.

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Very excited. We were talking about
what we're doing over the weekend, and

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what are you doing over the Fourth
of July weekend? So many people are

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going to the cabin. I talked
to a friend of mine who is a

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radio guy. He lives in the
Quad Cities and he does very well,

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and he's got a cabin in Wisconsin, so about four or six hours away,

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but he goes for a long time
at a time, and he said,

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Hey, you should buy the island
in the middle of our lake,

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seventeen acres. How much do you
think is seventeen acre island in the middle

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of a beautiful lake that's about two
miles across is going to cost in Wisconsin?

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Seventeen acre island? Oh god,
No, one point five million.

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And there's a cabin on it,
but it's a three season cabin and you'd

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have to get out. The only
way to get out there to have him

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build a new one is you're gonna
take a boat out there. And he's

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like, you should buy it and
build on it. I'm like, number

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one, I don't have one point
four million dollars loosely laying around a cookie

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jar. And can you imagine the
construction costs on building a nice cabin on

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this land, with the construction crew
back and forth on a fucking boat every

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day. You have to have a
snowmobile then to get off of it,

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if you like, you went there
in the winter. Basically apparently, yeah,

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yeah, it sounds so that sounds
even less appealing than like a normal

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cabin. I think that's why nobody's
built on it, and it's got a

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cabin on there. But he said, Abe, Lincoln wouldn't live in this

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cabin. And I looked at the
pictures and he was right. Then he

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showed me a picture of his cabin
and it's it's beautiful. It's like eight

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hundred thousand dollars and it's kind of
an a framish looking thing, so picture

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like an a frame with all the
glass and all the stairs going up to

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the second level, and it's and
it's beautiful. And he's not rich rich,

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but he does well. So do
you ever want to get a cabin?

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Because I'm going to tell you something
that I've learned here in Minnesota.

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We never had a cabin. We've
never had a cabin. We got our

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cabin in Colorado, which is a
little inconveniently located and it's not on a

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lake, but we really love it. Do you and Jake ever want to

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get a cabin? No? I
think so. Initially Jake did want to,

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but honestly our house is so close
to Minnetonka we don't feel like we

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need all right, Okay, but
I have shared before my dream dream,

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dream of dreams would be would be
to have like a small cabin town home

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something I don't want to guy,
I don't need a bay house at Lake

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Tahoe. That would be my absolute
dream scenario. U. But yeah,

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I mean that'd be super cool.
I think the thing about that one is

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you it's kind of like my Colorado
house. You be limited the number of

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times you can get out there because
it's not a drive. It's a flight

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and then a drive and then a
drive to find a reno and not even

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Tahoe. Somebody asked when I'm gonna
be calling Bingo for the fourth of July

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In chan Hassan, it is presented
by the chan Hassan Commission on Aging and

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Beyond the Yellow Ribbon. Chan Hassan
eleven am until one at City Center Park.

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They'll be in the tent. It
is free and his free bingo with

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prizes. All donations and proceeds support
Minnesota Assistance Counsel for Veterans, and your

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donation support m acv's important mission to
end veteran homelessness in Minnesota. So I

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am calling bingo. I did it
last year. We had so much fun.

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They asked me to come back and
do it again, and I am

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delighted to And I tell jokes,
so um, you know, I might

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do the whale joke. Gott to
warm the crowd up a little bit.

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So you're eleven, am opener.
No, no, no, you gotta

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get the crowd to like you before. Somebody once told me a DJ,

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a very wise DJ named Charlie McCraw, still a friend of mine, worked

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within in Las Vegas, and he
said, you gotta get people to like

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you before you put the lamp shade
on your head. Okay, And I

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thought that was really wise, because
if you go to a party, nobody

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really puts the lamp shade on their
head. But the cliche is you have

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such a wild person to party.
Oh, they got the lamp shade on

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their head. He said, you
don't walk into the party, put your

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lamp shade on the head right away. Got a warm up to that.

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Okay, that's fair. I mean
tell that joke about the dildo. Oh

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yeah, save that one from the
family Beings. I don't know what to

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say. By the way, going
back one second, I was going to

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recommend a show but only five minutes
of each episode, and I was trying

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to find what it's actually called.
It might just be called The Cabins or

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something, Cabin Chronicles. It's a
yeah, the Cabin Chronicles. I think

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if you just type in show about
cabins you'll find it. But it's a

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show on one of the streaming services
and it's just people showing off their super

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cool cabins. Oh wow, all
over. And there was one we watched.

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It was Grand Moray. I was
like, oh, that's great,

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but they're thirty minute episodes. You
do not need thirty minutes. You need

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five minutes of each episode. You
see the cabin, I don't need to

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hear how Sarah was an art director
at x y Z and then had this

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idea like, I don't need their
backstory, so it's Jake and I watched

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five minutes of each episode and so
we got to watch an entire season pretty

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quickly. But yeah, there was
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Grand Moray, but I thought that
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That is kind of cool, all
right. Next one email says I'm

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sitting by Fall River on vacation in
Estes Park, Colorado, listening to the

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Minnesota Goodbye when I heard the email
from the lady looking for recommendations in the

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Black Hills area because I love it, and I gave some recommendations. My

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boyfriend Golden retriever Loo and I just
finished a three day trip there before I

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headed down to Colorado. I agree
with everything you said, day, but

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I have a few more things to
add. You definitely need to check out

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the Custer State Park Wildlife Loop.
Around sunset time, we saw elk,

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bison, antelope, prairie dogs,
and the beautiful sunset. Also while in

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Custer State Park, checkout Sylvan Lake. It is beautiful with a one mile

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hiking trail around it. If you
want to get adventuresome, you can hike

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up Black Elk Peak, which is
the highest point east of the Rockies.

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My boyfriend and I also rented a
side by side and took a four hour

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trip through the trails of the Black
Hills. Side by side sounds like one

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of those, like a mote,
like an ATV. I think, is

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that a side by side contected in
the other day? I thank yeah,

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okay, thank you guys for your
daily podcast of Minnesota. Goodbye is always

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the first listen on my rotation of
daily podcasts I got to keep up with.

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Thank you. My boyfriend, who
is more of a ninety three X

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listener, always calls it the Dave
and Ryan Show. At first, he

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was serious and thought that's what your
show was called than that Dave was two

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people. Now it's just an inside
joke. Thanks for all the laughs and

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the work that you put into the
show and podcast. That is from Olivia.

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Thank you, Olivia. That is
very kind and I appreciate that.

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Love the Black Hills cannot get enough. Let's hearken back to the wrestling belt

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guy. About two or three weeks
ago, somebody sent me a DM and

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said, I drive by this guy's
garage every day and he's an older guy,

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and he's got a bunch of wrestling
belts hanging from the ceiling and he

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sits there as if he's waiting for
people to come up and ask him about

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the wrestling belts. So the woman
that rode in, I said, you

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should go up and talk to him
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And she's like, no, I
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not going to go up and talk
to him, but we would. We

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were imagining a guy who was probably
seventy seventy two and he was a former

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wrestler, and he's got these championship
belts hanging from the ceiling and he wants

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people to come up and ask him
because he wants to relive his glory days.

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And she's like, no, I
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her. His daughter called in and
said, those aren't his belts. Those

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are part of his collection of souvenirs
from the eighties and just like just different

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things that he has souvenirs from.
He's a collector. So we said,

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okay, well, maybe not as
interesting as we thought, but still cool.

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Whatever. Got an email from a
guy named Darius. He says,

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I'm a huge fan of the show. I listen all the time. You

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did a show on June eighth about
a guy that would sit in his garage

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with wrestling belts. Well, I
was driving home from work and I saw

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him, So I turned around and
went back to talk to him, and

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I said, you're a local celebrity. You've been on the radio. He

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laughed and he said, yeah,
I heard that from some people. He

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also, Dave doesn't even know how
much stuff I have here, and he

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can post my picture with the bingo
dot. I'm not sure what hap Oh

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yeah, yeah, okay, thank
you. I was like, maybe he

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didn't want us covering his face.
He's a real cool guy named Chuck.

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He's got a ton of member a
billion in his garage. I just wanted

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to share it with you. Also, here's a photo of us as well.

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Thanks for laughing entertainment. That is
from Darius. So let's scroll down.

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There's Darius and Chuck, who is
flexing. Well, you turned around

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and went and got a picture with
him, and he's got everything from it

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looks like a collection of miniature football
helmets to wrestling belts, pinata, an

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inflatable basketball, a giant inflatable miller
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I mean, very cool Chuck.
He's just got some really cool stuff in

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there. Apparently he's really proud of
the wrestling belts because those feature prominently in

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his collection. And Darius, man, I love you for doing that.

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That is so cool that you took
the time to stop and talk to this

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guy. I think you probably made
his day and I think it probably made

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your day too, So very cool. Next one, and it's our buddy

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Dan from Apple Valley. You'll you'll
recognize Dan's story. He's been on the

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show many times. He almost always
calls in for no phone screen or Friday.

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Dan hit a tree on an ATV
years ago. He hit it so

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hard that the two front tires wrapped
around the tree and popped each other.

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Dan went from totally functional in every
way to don't I don't want to describe

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him without brain. Let's just hey, brain injury, traumatic brain injury.

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And he's a great guy and he's
still got so much personality that he's aware

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that he's got a traumatic brain injury. But he wants to be an inspiration,

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so he says, Hey, Dart
Liquors, Dan from Apple Valley here,

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I'm usually positive for what I've been
through. I feel like people look

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at my progress and I want to
be an inspiration to all even though I

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don't know them. Thanks for your
radio show. I feel like you're a

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great friend. Sincere Daniel. Daniel, and he put up a picture of

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himself back before he had his injury, and um, I'm gonna tell you,

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Danny, you were even uglier in
this picture. Now. See,

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this is what her friend does.
This is what a friend does. You

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give your friends shit. You don't
tell your friend, Oh, Dan,

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you're a handsome looking guy. Those
glasses look really good on you. You

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call your friend ugly, sweaty,
stupid, unloved. Harry, Harry,

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this is what friends do. I
don't do that to my friends. I

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usually, but we give each other
they're not your real friends. No,

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I don't you look like shit?
Abby. I don't do that because that's

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not your real friend. Aby is
my truly real friend. Not until you

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say she looks like shit. I
make fun of certain things, like her

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pointy boobs. Okay, I call
him the pointers. Well, it's like

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Jenny. I mean, we tell
Jenny that because somebody somebody rode in and

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said that Jenny has a horse face, which cracks us up, because Jenny

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is beautiful. Yeah, and so
now once in a while we'll make fun

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of Jenny and tell her she has
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she knows we're kidding, and then
we'll do the the horse sound. I

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can't do it. M Yeah,
Jenny's coming. And then she's got a

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work part time at Canterbury. This
weekend too busy weekend. That's your busiest

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time of year. That is going
to be almost it for the Minnesota goodbye.

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But let me see if I've got
one more. I do. Andy

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bright sand And says, Hey,
you were talking this morning about drumsticks and

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how you love drumsticks, not the
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How did you not know they sold
just the tips only, so you

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can buy just the tips of drumsticks. I love that, but I do

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want the full cone because it's like
working to the delight. It's like people

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who sell muffintops. Yeah, muffintops
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muffintops. That's a bad example.
Those sound delightful, but I honestly want

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the full ice cream drumstick. Then
I spread the word call me if you

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want Dave. Do you remember Buckhill
when I wrecked Angie Taylor's coat from sliding

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down the hill on the couch that
I made. Okay, let's back up

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a second. I've been listening for
twenty years plus. His name is Andy.

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So here's the story about the couch
on Buckhill. This goes way back

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to about two thousand or so,
when Lee v Alswick was still in the

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show Jenny Jones. Do you remember
Jenny Jones and the talk show hit Glasses.

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Yep, And Jenny Jones wanted publicity, so she said, okay,

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radio stations around the country making out
rageous video that shows me how much you

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want to be on the Jenny Jones
Show. And if we pick you,

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then we'll fly you out to Chicago
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And it was brilliant of her because
she needed the publicity. So she basically

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and then you had to vote,
and I think there was another thing,

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have your listeners vote for you.
So it was tons of publicity for Jenny

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Jones. We said, well,
let's go down Buckhill on a couch.

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So we asked a listener and this
was Andy, to make a couch with

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skis on the bottom. So we
put a couple of skis on the bottom

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of a love seat. We all
climb up. We climbed on it.

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We pushed at the top of Buckhill, not the top of maybe like two

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hundred yards up. We slid down
it and it fell over and it rolled

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and nobody was hurt, but it
could have been dangerous. And we showed

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the video to Jenny Jones and we
had our listeners call in and vote,

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and we got at the Jenny Jones
show. So now Jenny Jones, being

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you know, she needs publicity,
she said, when you come out,

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do something outrageous. When we bring
you out on the stage, do something

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outrageous. So we said the PlayStation
three or whatever was very popular at the

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time. You could not get one. It came in a brilliant blue box.

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So we told listeners, send us
your empty PlayStation box. We got

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about twelve of them. We packed
him in a suitcase. We took him

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to Chicago backstage at the Jenny Jones
show, and then in the dressing room

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we unfolded them and made them into
PlayStation boxes and we carried armloads of them

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out on stage and started handing them
out. The people in the audience were

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trash, and they dove over each
other, through chairs, at each other.

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They tackled us. They grabbed those
PlayStation boxes, only to realize they

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were empty. But it was funny
and chaotic and TV magic yep, And

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they cut it out of the show. They cut it out of the show.

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No, and we got on and
they show us coming out holding PlayStation

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boxes and then cut to us sitting
there calmly on the stage talking about many

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of them. Why they would cut
that seems like they would want that because

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she did have trashy stuff on her
show, not as trashy as like a

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Doctor Phil or More I guess more
or Haraldo. Yeah, but all those

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shows in that time had a level
of trash to them and that's why that's

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why we thought it would work.
And it got attention, but it didn't

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get left on there. And then
the follow up was they had us on

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a shit airline on the way home, like Allegiant Air or something that's not

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even in business anymore, and the
landing gear was stuck in the frozen down

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position, so they couldn't take off
because the landing gear was stuck frozen down

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and it was like ten degrees below
zero, and they're out there trying to

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figure out We're looking out the window
of the airport and they're trying to figure

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out a way to thaw the landing
gear so they can retract it, and

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they couldn't figure out. We waited
in the midway terminal all night, from

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like nine o'clock until ten o'clock the
next morning as they tried to figure out

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how to and they had it up
on a jack and we're watching and they

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might as well had a bucket of
warm water and a hair dryer out there.

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And then finally the next morning they
either found a new plane or they

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figured it out. So we get
on the airplane. It's eleven o'clock whatever.

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The next morning, we're finally going
home and we're so tired and the

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airport was cold all night, so
cold all night we couldn't sleep. And

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we are on the airplane and as
we're taxing out, the flight attendant is

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going and to take advantage of our
bonus miles, just go online to sosa

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blah blah blah dot com. And
Auntie Taylor, who was with us on

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the show, she said, we
don't care. We just want to go

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home. And the whole plane broke
into applause because we didn't fucking care about

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frequent flyer mileage on alleged air road, but did ride that airline again after

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that experience. Anyway, he'd like, no, I don't want to be

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on this ever again. I felt
bad for the flight attendant. She's just

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doing her job, but it was
like, nobody wants to hear about this.

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We just want to go home,
and that is the Minnesota goodbye.

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