WEBVTT 1 00:00:31.160 --> 00:00:45.560 Oh your mystery, sir, and thank you fansburg m My Butler Sounds will 2 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:57.520 have anything else your dismissed fans Very good, sir. Oh this mystery is 3 00:00:57.560 --> 00:01:03.480 Insusian. What's up, y'all? It's blurry photos serves to you on a 4 00:01:03.599 --> 00:01:10.280 steaming silver platter. The platter itself is steaming. Yep. I'm David Jeeves 5 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:17.760 Flora. I am David Wentworth Stecco, and welcome to the podcast. Yeah, 6 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:23.560 you guys like mysteries because if you don't usually leave right now or dismiss 7 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:27.120 your livery or suspend your disbelief in mystery. Yeah, why don't you open 8 00:01:27.239 --> 00:01:32.120 up your mind? Gosh Jesus, it can't all be low fat recipes for 9 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.079 fun times. You know, a lot of that stuff has sucralose in it. 10 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:38.200 Shut them, we'll do. We'll do sucralose on a later episode. 11 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:42.879 Oh man, I'm referencing something I haven't even covered. I'm referencing the future 12 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:52.359 directly because it's in the fourth dimension dimensional sounds. I keep wanting to make 13 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:55.319 mouth noises in this Do you have you noticed that since we've got this new 14 00:01:55.359 --> 00:01:57.400 setup, I keep wanting to make Well, it's because it's the worst. 15 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:02.480 I think it's because where clot we have great new fancy mikes that you have 16 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:07.319 to be close to to speak into properly. Yeah, which means you hear 17 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:10.599 a little bit more lip smack. Now. I make a point of making 18 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:15.560 mouth sounds when we do our microphone test every time we record, because it's 19 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:19.759 torturous. I won't do it. But there's nothing worse than hearing mouth sounds 20 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.319 directly into your ears. Yeah yeah, I mean, there's nothing worse than 21 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:28.759 hearing mouth sounds period, but into your ears when you're trying to edit this. 22 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:30.800 God, it's like, Hey, didn't feel like just a greasy finger 23 00:02:30.879 --> 00:02:36.439 going into your ear? It's off all you guys. I'm really excited for 24 00:02:36.439 --> 00:02:38.800 this episode in particular. Oh man, we've been looking forward to this. 25 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.479 This was when we had right on deck, and then we had our microphone 26 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:45.319 meltdown, and now we can bring it to you. So if you were 27 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:53.759 wishing for a really great mysterious podcast that featured an ethereal creature or entity, 28 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:59.199 well I believe you wish is granted. Oh there's always a twist though, 29 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:02.159 oh man. The twist is that it's delivered by us. The twist is 30 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:15.719 who sounds. Yeah, I'm okay, we'll uh, we'll spare you for 31 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:20.159 that. Hey, thanks for listening to that podcast. If you did. 32 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:23.879 Yeah, oh man, I can't can't even say you're welcome. Yeah, 33 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:29.240 we're we're gonna stay a lot more sober from here on out. Not not 34 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:34.479 like ridiculously more, but more Yeah, more so than than that. But 35 00:03:34.599 --> 00:03:38.400 kudos to you if you got through the Irish Legends episode. Yeah, and 36 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:40.400 hope you hope you've learned something. And I think you'll learn something with this 37 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:45.479 one. This one's fun. We're we are covering the Gin tonight. That's 38 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:52.120 right. They're not all blue um singing fun times, as as the liberal 39 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:57.639 media might have you believe you may have a friend like that. Yeah, 40 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:00.159 you may have. You know that friend who steals your money and just with 41 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:05.240 your life. That's that's your friend, like a gin. Let's jump into 42 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:09.960 this. Yeah, okay, let's do bring you just do it. Let's 43 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:13.439 let's start this off clinically, Flora, what are the facts? Well, 44 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:15.040 I'll tell you what. What we're gonna cover is what they are, uh 45 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:18.000 huh, where they come from? Okay, the types of gin and what 46 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:23.600 they do? Huh do they grant wishes, maybe even some protection from them 47 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:26.839 if you need it. If they don't grant wishes, why the fuck are 48 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:30.480 they around? There's no reason. I guess I could say the same thing 49 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:33.000 for ducks. But Gin's wishes is a big deal for a gin. It's 50 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:36.800 the reason anyone talks about them. It's true. And um, being in 51 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:42.000 a row is why you have ducks. So you have things that are in 52 00:04:42.079 --> 00:04:45.920 rows. Oh man, that's all the ducks have, poor ducks. Oh 53 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.720 and water sheds off their backs so as to make a quick simile if you 54 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:53.759 need it. And and there their quack doesn't echo. But that apparently is 55 00:04:53.759 --> 00:05:00.879 a myth magically. No, no, yes, they are enough about ducks. 56 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:04.000 Let's go to Gin's all right, Gin there. There are different spellings 57 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:08.759 of Gin. Yeah, I like the d J I n N spelling. 58 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:13.160 That's my favorite. That's the one we're going with. We also have j 59 00:05:13.399 --> 00:05:17.519 I n N G I n n I and then the Western genie Oh yep, 60 00:05:17.720 --> 00:05:24.959 Jennie's So so it comes from Gin, which that word has an Arabic 61 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:30.240 root meaning hidden. And then you you get a bunch of different spellings of 62 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:35.120 it and some different pronunciation here and there, which has evolved into in the 63 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:41.240 Western world Genie, but most places in the world it goes by GIN simply. 64 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:46.759 Gin is the plural version, and you can have a ginny which is 65 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:54.800 DJ I and n I. Also for us, Scob's girlfriend try to say 66 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:57.920 that for the rest of the podcast. I just ruined it. I just 67 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:01.920 shoot all over it. Great, No, do it, tough guy. 68 00:06:03.680 --> 00:06:14.639 Y I'm not a small but I know what my wishes would be, all 69 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:18.759 right. Um, gin are beings of supernatural power who inhabit their own realm, 70 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:26.240 which most likely is a parallel dimension two hours, but they have the 71 00:06:26.319 --> 00:06:30.639 ability to enter our dimension and interact with us. Yeah, a little more 72 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:34.759 on that, leader. Um. They're associated with Arabian lore, but here's 73 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:41.240 the catch. They're everywhere and they're actually an older race than humans. Yeah. 74 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:46.720 Saying saying the Gins are strictly an Arabian thing is kind of like saying 75 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:49.800 a demon is just a Western thing. They're all over the place, or 76 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:54.600 that fairies are Celtic. Right. Yeah, everyone's dealing with them all the 77 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:59.879 time. Don't you dare attach your racism to this. You disgust me. 78 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:04.399 They possess the ability to shape shift, among other abilities. Yep, and 79 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:12.279 They can appear as anywhere from like a human to animal, to a cryptid, 80 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:18.000 to a ghost, an extraterrestrial shadow, people even and fairies. Um, 81 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:26.319 just almost anything that people attribute to supernatural phenomena could be caused by GIN. 82 00:07:26.480 --> 00:07:30.040 Right, And they've never once made any attempt to appear to look like 83 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:32.800 a sandhill crane. No, they sure haven't, not, not that I 84 00:07:32.800 --> 00:07:36.839 could find anyway. And you know now, which earns them our in dying 85 00:07:36.879 --> 00:07:42.079 respect. Yeah, exactly, High five to you. Gins. Now you 86 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:46.360 might be thinking to yourself right now. Wow, so so you just listed 87 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:50.079 off like the contents of like twelve of our other podcasts. Yeah. But 88 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:55.800 and we'll get into this a little bit later. There is a theory, 89 00:07:55.959 --> 00:08:01.920 there is a working belief that that's the true, That everything is Gin's just 90 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:07.399 in different formats. Screwing with humans. Yeah, they're all just f and 91 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:11.319 with our ship and with a ship. Wait, hold on, I'll say 92 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:18.279 it again. They're all just with our ship. It's right. See, 93 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:20.759 you don't even to beat that one. That's that's for you, Flora, 94 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:24.360 that's that's for the listeners. Yeah, it is, ultimately, but seriously, 95 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:31.799 they're with our They inhabit the wilderness. Just any any wild open place, 96 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:37.600 caves or areas of desolation. They like to be in one of the 97 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:45.399 most infamous landmarks where Gin reside and could be a portal where they enter our 98 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:52.440 into our dimension. Often some some people think is called the moduleysttle Gene in 99 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:56.840 Oman yeah, literally translated as meeting place of the Gin. Yep. It's 100 00:08:56.879 --> 00:09:01.440 the ninth largest cave chamber in the world, and I've heard it can fit 101 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:07.840 the Great Pyramid of Giza inside this thing. Woof Yeah. Gin can also 102 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:11.279 live in houses that are occupied. I mean, it's not just relegated to 103 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:18.559 desolate places. I mean I even read where they can inhabit places like graveyards 104 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:28.840 and even the toilet. You're curled up in a ball rubbing the side of 105 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:31.240 your toilet, your knight's not going bad enough that something flies out of it 106 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:39.720 and starts asking you questions how many wishes are for the room to just stop 107 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:48.120 spinning? So first time that something came out of the toilet and called me 108 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:52.600 master? What went into the toilet and called you master? And you haven't 109 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:58.759 lived? I got a lot of learning. They also it said they sit 110 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:03.600 in places between the light and the shade, and they they'll move around to 111 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:09.639 find just that in between area. Just right, I lex it dusky. 112 00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:11.919 This this place is too warm. I'm gonna go in the shade. Oh 113 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:18.919 it's too cold. Oh no, oh no, this shade's frosty. They 114 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:26.159 live much longer than humans, and that may be because of the difference in 115 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:30.679 dimensions, so that they are mortal. They can die. There are mortal, 116 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:33.159 Okay, all right, yes see look at me learning. Yeah, 117 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:37.600 it could be there. There could be something in the fact that time passes 118 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:43.919 slower where where they reside normally in their dimension. A hundred years to us, 119 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:48.440 maybe like an hour to them, something like that. Wow. But 120 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:52.879 yes, they can die or and or be killed. I'm just trying to 121 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:54.840 wrap my head around that because I was trying to think of how that f's 122 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:58.240 the gin. I thought that, like every time you rub the bottle, 123 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:01.679 they have to say good by to their family because by the time they get 124 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:03.559 back, they'll all be wrinkled in the wall. But that's not how it 125 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:07.879 works. It's the reverse of that. Yeah. Actually, I thought that 126 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:13.720 would be like some magnificent tragedy. That's why they're so angry. Yeah, 127 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:20.480 Aladdin's now the saddest movie on earth. They do have families. By the 128 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:22.759 way, since you mentioned that they do have families and live in communities. 129 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.720 They own pits. They are especially fond of dogs, and according to the 130 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:37.480 Koran, they eat meat, bones and animal dung. Ah man, I 131 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:41.480 don't know if that's kind of a smear campaign by the old Koran or what. 132 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:46.000 Well, you know what, there is that scene in Aladdin where Robin 133 00:11:46.240 --> 00:11:52.440 was is just shoving handfuls of camel dung into his mouth. I forgot look 134 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:56.519 away. Oh my god, what is this. I've got to eat it? 135 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:01.919 Hey, do you have any more camels? What's still talk? Oh? 136 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:11.840 Look at Maham's faced. Oh man, this is a great tasting I 137 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:18.039 was feeling. Oh that's Robin Williams. We did it all right. Great. 138 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:24.480 They can become attached to humans, and some can even marry. Now 139 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:28.879 it's told in a Hadith not to do so yeah, hey it's done. 140 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:35.000 Yeah, try not to marry gin. You can always tell aigen because their 141 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:39.480 bottoms are actually just missed. That's how you know. It's just from the 142 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:46.200 belt down missed. But they can have offspring be produced by a male human 143 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:52.519 and a female gin, but apparently not the other way around. A male 144 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:54.600 gin. A female human can't make a baby. Well, that's because the 145 00:12:54.600 --> 00:13:00.679 male gin hasn't missed. I mean you can, you can bump, you're 146 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:03.480 missed up against whatever, and nothing's going to come of it. I did 147 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:11.919 hear that a child born of a female gin and a male father would be 148 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:18.799 powerful. I actually have some powers of a gin, but ultimately would would 149 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:22.799 be a sociopath or kind of insane from the good go right, because he's 150 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:28.440 disassociated from his humanity. But he also has some latent powers of the gin. 151 00:13:28.279 --> 00:13:33.600 I think that Christina Aguilera actually was trying to warn us at that. 152 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:37.559 There's a cautionary tale in her song Genie in a Bottle where she was trying 153 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:41.039 to say, hey guys, you should be careful about mating with the gin. 154 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:45.000 I can't remember how that goes. Do you remember how that goes? 155 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:48.279 Oh? I sure do. I've got the lyrics right here. Come on, 156 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:52.360 come on, oh yeah, come on, come on. Oh. 157 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:54.960 I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights. 158 00:13:56.080 --> 00:14:01.360 Why don't you save this for the penalty bomb? I also love that that 159 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:05.639 in your research you have this ready to go. Why wouldn't I it's it's 160 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:13.320 pertinent to the topic. Yeah, don't don't think. I never have Christina 161 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:18.440 Aguilera lyrics too far from my hands. In their shape shifting, they can 162 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:24.919 appear as what they like the most. So some of them may have um 163 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:30.879 cupcakes, some of them maybe cupcakes walking around. If they tend towards male 164 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:35.879 proclivities, they'll they'll appear male, same thing for female. Uh. They 165 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:39.919 may appear demonic if they you know, think they look cool and want to 166 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:43.120 be in a band, if they're in the metal Yeah, I get it. 167 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:45.759 They could appear as, you know, an animal, as we said 168 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:52.039 a lot of times. The classic description they're described as as being very muscular. 169 00:14:52.759 --> 00:14:56.679 A lot of male gin are are described you know um. Like you 170 00:14:56.799 --> 00:15:03.360 said, they can have smoke or missed for for bottom halves to but they 171 00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:07.320 can materialize saying they can they can solid that up if the situation arises, 172 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:11.559 if if the citch is called for um, but if if if the situation 173 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:18.279 arises, they can solidify the lower portion of them, can can become solid. 174 00:15:18.360 --> 00:15:22.960 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What are you talking about? That's 175 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:26.399 called you keep saying it like that's called putting me on to on the anvil 176 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:33.960 and hammering. Um they hammer is my penis. They also they also typically 177 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:37.320 they're described as having some kind of colored skin, blue or red or something 178 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:41.240 green. You know something I've seen like depictions of all colors of the rain. 179 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:48.240 Oh h. I also pictures that people Paul pat of them. They 180 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:54.360 have pointed ears and long braided hair. I mean, I think that the 181 00:15:54.440 --> 00:16:00.600 image that we have of of gin or genies, that's to a degree kind 182 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.919 of what has happened, the same same that has happened with lepri cons. 183 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:08.320 Yeah. Yeah, there's definitely a collective agreement on this is a genie. 184 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:11.799 Yeah. But you know what, though you get I'll bet you you get 185 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:18.399 very different results looking for Gin versus Genie. I think Genie you get kind 186 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:23.519 of the silly hammer pants and maybe a little tiny vest, and but you 187 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:29.080 go Gin and you get the kind of darker demonic. Yeah, that's true, 188 00:16:29.240 --> 00:16:33.519 even with your Sha kind of kind of entity. That's so that's the 189 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:41.039 what they are kind of in a brief overview. Now, let's let's hit 190 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:45.240 up some of the history maybe where they came from. What these dudes are 191 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:51.639 about? Dudes and dud Dad's female gin or Jenia so we mentioned that they're 192 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:56.519 they're all over Arabian lore things like that. Now, Islamic theology absorbed the 193 00:16:56.600 --> 00:17:03.639 lore of the Gin, including the idea of their creation, and the Quran 194 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:08.440 says angels were created of pure spiritual light, Humans were created from clay and 195 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:14.400 water, and the Gin were created of smokeless fire. And there's a lot 196 00:17:14.440 --> 00:17:19.279 of theories going around out there that when they say smokeless fire they mean plasma. 197 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:25.160 Oh, okay, which plasma is the highest form of energy that matter 198 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.599 can attain. Right, It's very high energy. I don't think it's the 199 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:32.000 highest, but I don't know well right now, from what we know, 200 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:34.920 it's it's the highest that we Yeah, it's more than you're going to get 201 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:40.160 out of putting tinfoil in a microwave. So it's beyond our it's beyond human 202 00:17:40.240 --> 00:17:45.920 comprehension, because that's the most we can I'm telling you, man, we 203 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:51.240 are headed for that. Yeah, that's true. They could be two thousand 204 00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:56.160 years older than humans at least or around there. According to belief, when 205 00:17:56.279 --> 00:18:03.599 God or Allah or the creations cool created Adam, the angels in the Gin 206 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:08.559 were told to bow down to him. Now, the angels did because they 207 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.839 obey the will of God. They had no free will in that respect, 208 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:19.759 but the leader of the Gin, whose name was Iblis, refused the Gin. 209 00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:25.079 At the time, Nah had had free will. That's kind of what 210 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:30.559 made them different from the angels, and that caused Allah to cast the Gin 211 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:36.400 out of paradise. Now here's where the fun happens. After their expulsion from 212 00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:44.519 paradise, Iblis was then called Shayton. What that sounds very familiar, but 213 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:49.440 sure it does. Now. Originally his name was asa Zeal, which means 214 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:55.880 who God strengthens. But he earned this name Iblis, which means to despair 215 00:18:56.279 --> 00:19:00.839 when he went against God's will. And then once he was cast out of 216 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:04.440 paradise, God gave him the name Shatan, probably just because he just had 217 00:19:04.440 --> 00:19:08.839 to use, like I'll punish him with more name change paperwork, and the 218 00:19:08.920 --> 00:19:15.720 followers are called Shatin. So yes, Satan ever heard of him? Take 219 00:19:15.799 --> 00:19:19.680 out to take out that age? Yeah, that that comes right there from 220 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:23.279 it. Yeah, that's that's that's kind of cool. Yeah, that's that's 221 00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:29.839 a fun little piece of history. I love crossover. The prophet Mohammed encountered 222 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:34.039 Gin and even resisted temptations from them, and things like that some believes say 223 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:38.480 that everyone is born with a gin almost as a guardian angel or a protector. 224 00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:44.519 And then some of them just are bad naturally, and so they whisper 225 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:48.799 bad nothings into the person's ear, and that's why what causes them to do 226 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:52.680 bad things and have bad lives. Some of them are are good and help 227 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:56.839 them protect them from things like that and this and that. Uh Mohammed tells 228 00:19:56.880 --> 00:20:02.599 me to eat too many doughnuts better than animal don't true, but I mean 229 00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:07.119 just saying, like I think, I think mine's pretty good. I mean, 230 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:11.200 my life doesn't suck, I'm pretty happy. But it really encourages the 231 00:20:11.240 --> 00:20:15.920 donut eating. It was said that that Mohammad had one with him, but 232 00:20:17.359 --> 00:20:21.480 Allah told it to be quiet and leave him alone, not not say bad 233 00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:23.599 things to him, which calls him to live a very pious life. Wow, 234 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:27.799 so he had some help the ancient kings. Suleman to me, what 235 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:32.200 sounds like cheating to me, Well, I guess if if you have a 236 00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:33.839 law on your side like that, you might as well take it, I 237 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:37.920 guess. But it's like, I mean, come on, you're already God's 238 00:20:37.920 --> 00:20:41.200 favorite, and then God's all like m That's what you get for being God's 239 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:45.000 favorite. I guess still doesn't seem very fair. Teacher's pet. I'm a 240 00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:51.359 hater. You're just jealous. I'm so jealous. Your Gin is causing you 241 00:20:51.400 --> 00:20:56.000 to be envious. Damn you Gin? You all got any donuts? The 242 00:20:56.079 --> 00:21:02.079 ancient kings Suleiman, or as we know him, Solomon, Oh, was 243 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:06.880 given a ring by God which could control Gin. It was made of copper 244 00:21:06.920 --> 00:21:10.480 and iron, and some stories say it had a gem set in it, 245 00:21:10.559 --> 00:21:17.599 some kind of gemstone Gin jem and he was protected and enslaved the Gin to 246 00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:22.400 build Jerusalem and to fight for him, to take in places, etc. 247 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:26.279 They were his his go tos. That's awesome. Yeah, you would think 248 00:21:26.279 --> 00:21:30.559 that you would hear more about that. Yeah, yeah, uh. There 249 00:21:30.680 --> 00:21:37.119 there are some fun stories with Solomon and Gin that I encourage you guys to 250 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:42.400 look for, including maybe some origins of why some fishermen don't open bottles that 251 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:48.480 they might catch in the in the sea. Ooh, now see that that's 252 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:52.079 that's some good foreshadowing because we haven't gotten to it yet. That's true. 253 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:57.880 But we're building a case against Gin here, know that are well, I'll 254 00:21:57.920 --> 00:22:02.880 tell you what. I'll take this minute to say, oh, I like 255 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:10.319 this to say, uh, No, I don't want any I don't want 256 00:22:10.319 --> 00:22:17.039 anybody coming out of this with a hugely opinionated slant on GIN. I want 257 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:22.880 to approach this as as more information for everybody because and we'll get to this 258 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:29.000 soon, GIN aren't by nature extremely bad and want to hurt humans. In 259 00:22:29.079 --> 00:22:33.200 fact, GIN a lot of times just want to leave humans alone and do 260 00:22:33.240 --> 00:22:37.880 their own thing. You do get some of the malicious ones and extremists just 261 00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:41.559 like you do, and you know, maybe a religious zealots something like that. 262 00:22:41.680 --> 00:22:44.839 You know, you do get a few who want to come in and 263 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:48.160 for their own kicks because they're ass hats. They want to mess with humans 264 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:52.720 and stuff. But for the most part GIN keeps to themselves and they're they're 265 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:57.000 fine, and they can be benevolent, you know, when when the situation 266 00:22:57.039 --> 00:23:02.119 calls for it. So I don't want anybody to think that GIN equals demon. 267 00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:04.759 No, No, they are very separate from demons. Right. But 268 00:23:04.880 --> 00:23:10.799 see, all of my research just had the GIN just being like the biggest 269 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:15.880 universal pains in the ass that whatever felt flew out of Shayton's ass. I 270 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:21.119 would say, it's like watching any news program in Chicago on any given night. 271 00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:23.759 You're only going to see the bad crap. You're only going to see 272 00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:27.119 about the kids that get shot and you know, the stuff that burns down. 273 00:23:27.160 --> 00:23:33.759 They never made a TV show called Touched by a Gin victim of the 274 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:40.240 media, thanks Obama, liberal media. No wait, wait, wait now, 275 00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:42.160 I because I don't know where I'm gonna shoehorn this in anywhere else, 276 00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:48.119 and so I'm doing it right now. I have a great example of a 277 00:23:48.200 --> 00:23:53.079 positive media portrayal of Gin. Okay, now, if you're very lucky, 278 00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:59.400 you may have grown up watching it. Was a Hanna Barbara cartoon in the 279 00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:04.759 seventies called Genie, and it was like a little redheaded she female Genie, 280 00:24:04.839 --> 00:24:11.759 a Jenia, and a gigantic, fat male Genie called Babu. And you 281 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:15.359 know, really, I gotta be honest, I've never seen Genie the cartoon 282 00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:18.920 itself, but I remember Babu because and Flora, You're gonna love this, 283 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:26.200 because you love crossovers. Babu made it into just about every single other Hanna 284 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:30.480 Barbara cartoon. He was in the Laugh Olympics, he made it into Scooby 285 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:36.799 Doo. He was even in some Fred Flintstones, and he had His catchphrase 286 00:24:36.839 --> 00:24:41.880 when he would grant your wish was apple Dapple, And I loved Babu. 287 00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:47.519 He was just a giant horse's ass, and he wasn't really helpful with like 288 00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:49.920 I mean, if you have a genie that can grant wishes, it's not 289 00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:53.880 hard to solve a crime. But somehow it still was. I mean, 290 00:24:53.880 --> 00:24:57.039 he could make like an ice cream cone float through a room and like just 291 00:24:57.319 --> 00:25:00.440 destroy Shaggy's brain. But he could and just say, oh it's old man 292 00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:10.160 McCready. I'm just saying positive media portrayal of Gin and Jeniah. Oh Man, 293 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:12.880 I think you just made the case that it's not positive though, because 294 00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:21.200 he sounds a little incompetent. He was adorable, and honestly, who in 295 00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:26.279 you could make a case for Velma, But none of the characters and Scooby 296 00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:30.240 Doo are truly competent. Yeah, they spend a lot of time spinning their 297 00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:34.640 wheels and yeah, a lot of a lot of them focused mainly on their 298 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:40.720 looks, right, so you know, you really and and they're these they're 299 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:44.559 delightful and entertaining, Okay, I mean it's not like like would you watch 300 00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:48.119 a Hannah Barbara cartoon called like filing Ferret, he's so good at filing. 301 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:52.920 Seriously, you never have a problem with the paperwork you give him. He's 302 00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:56.240 got a little tiny vest and a bowler hat, but he doesn't wear pants. 303 00:25:56.240 --> 00:26:02.160 But it's okay because he's a ferret. Then yes, I would watch 304 00:26:02.200 --> 00:26:07.839 that. Yeah, but see it's very dull because he just files today's episode 305 00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:14.440 TPS reports. Does he meet go Beckley Peppi? Wow, you do love 306 00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:21.599 crossovers. Sorry, Okay, back to business. Now. I should mention 307 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:26.000 that Gin can actually be of any faith or none. They could be atheist 308 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:30.200 or agnostic Gin. It's hard to remember that these guys kind of exist outside 309 00:26:30.200 --> 00:26:33.480 the system. Yeah, that they can just show up and tell you what 310 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:38.200 their favorite TV show is or not. Yeah, yeah they Let let's go 311 00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:41.319 over the different types of Gin. Yeah, there are there. There are 312 00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:45.599 quite a quite a few. Actually, this part is interesting because it gets 313 00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:49.480 into the classifications of things, kind of like how we did with the ghost 314 00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:53.240 taxonomy. Yeah, yeah, way, there's even crossover with that, see 315 00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:57.359 if you can spot it. So there's kids, get out your pencils, 316 00:26:57.720 --> 00:27:03.039 y'all like highlights, y'all should get out of here. Where's goofers and gallant 317 00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:07.599 y'all should go. Um, the voice of reason noise tells you to leave. 318 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:12.119 There are there are different races of Gin, just like humans. The 319 00:27:12.279 --> 00:27:18.799 social structure though they do have a social structure has There are five houses, 320 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:23.559 five main types. I guess the Starks, the Barathians, the gray Joys. 321 00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:30.599 You forgot targetian Um, I didn't. I just don't mention them. 322 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:37.200 Oh geez Mormont that that little girl had her father? K all right, 323 00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:41.440 Um, gosh, we're geeks. There there are five houses, the Sha 324 00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:48.160 Tin, the Effret, the Ghoul, the Jan and the Mariad. Okay, 325 00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:51.799 And I'll go through each one of those ropes. Start with the Shine 326 00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:56.640 the Sha Tine are These are the malevolent Gin. They're the ones associated with 327 00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.200 demonic forces, and they're the ones you see on the news. I'll the 328 00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:06.160 time, right. Yeah. If Tom Skelling could get through one damn weather 329 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.960 report without mentioning the Shade team, that'd be awesome. I'd appreciate it. 330 00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:15.279 I just want to know what the de point is. I watch him for 331 00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:22.039 the pollen camp. It says no one. Ever. Then we got the 332 00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:27.480 if freet This one I think has um. It's clawed its way into some 333 00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:33.759 infamy. I think at least if you play video games, you're gonna have 334 00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:37.480 come across one of these things at some point. I bet the if freet 335 00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:44.240 are intelligent, they are powerful. For the most part, they're pretty malicious 336 00:28:44.519 --> 00:28:48.440 or evil, have some evil intent, although many of them are capable of 337 00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:55.440 being very good and or pious, and they're they're fond of fire as an 338 00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:59.920 if they were considered elemental, they would be fire elemental kind of thing. 339 00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:04.920 Okay, that's the Effreet Again. If if you're into role playing games stuff 340 00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:08.200 like that, you may have run across some of these guys. Okay, 341 00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:14.160 I I don't. I haven't. You haven't played Final Fantasy. That that's 342 00:29:14.160 --> 00:29:17.519 true. It's true, right, My nerd cred is is not as as 343 00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:19.319 expansive as that. Oh it says the guy who brought up Game of Thrones 344 00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:23.319 family names. Oh, I mean it's okay, you're right, all right, 345 00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:27.279 h next one we got is ghoul. Now this these guys we've talked 346 00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:32.960 about. Yeah, um, there are different you know, there are different 347 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:34.440 spellings for a lot of these, but g h u L it's what I 348 00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:40.279 have. So gho u L. Right, that's what I'm thinking. Right, 349 00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:42.759 that's that's these guys. This is uh that name is derived from the 350 00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:48.359 Arabic anyway. But these guys are the cannibalistic creatures that prey on human flesh 351 00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:55.039 slash corpses. That's gin. These uh, these apparently are are type of 352 00:29:55.079 --> 00:30:00.119 gin A recent change. Yeah, strictly evil. Yeah yeah, wow, 353 00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:06.559 Yeah, that's that's these guys. They what particularly like flesh of travelers, 354 00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:11.480 children and corpses. So if you're at home and there's a guy visiting, 355 00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:15.920 he's gonna get eaten before you probably, And if it's a kid, you're 356 00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:18.759 safe. Yeah, you're fine. And if he's a dead kid visiting, 357 00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:22.480 you're you're Ultimately, that's why I kill all the kids who come to visit. 358 00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:30.960 I've got I've got like a stack of like gin bait. The next 359 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:34.799 one we got is jen j A N N. That's what I've I've got 360 00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:38.559 for this. Okay, these guys live in the desert. Jan is a 361 00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:42.039 really lovely woman. She likes to crochet sweaters. She's my neighbor, and 362 00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:47.880 she makes the most delightful cran very muffins you've ever had. Also, she's 363 00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:52.960 an ethereal spirit from another dimension. She's a delight and an aquarius. You 364 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:59.440 should try her pumpkin moose. She'll only make it in Halloween. Thanks Jan. 365 00:31:02.680 --> 00:31:07.599 So Jan can be whirlwinds or white camels that appear in the desert. 366 00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:14.160 They are open minded about humans and are an enemy of the ghoul. So 367 00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:18.039 those they're they're all right now, I've never heard of all my zombie lore 368 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.519 of a white camel storming into the fray. But okay, open your mind 369 00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.079 up, dude. Yeah, that's you know what. I could learn something 370 00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:29.519 from the jam because they're open minded. Why can't I be exactly? I'm 371 00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:33.640 like a ghoul and that that pumpkin moose is fabulous. You'll just never taste 372 00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:37.160 anything better. You spend the rest of the year just waiting for it. 373 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:45.640 You'll wish you had some more. Then we've got the most powerful house called 374 00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:52.200 the Mariid. The Mareid are kind of unruly. They are very knowledgeable of 375 00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:56.640 magic. These are the guys that are mostly associated with the wishes that you 376 00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:01.359 get in pop culture. They're also cea spirits. These these are are associated 377 00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:07.440 with open bodies of water, water spouts, typhoons, things like that. 378 00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:10.920 So those are those are the major major types. Okay, called houses. 379 00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:17.359 Some of the lesser types. One is called hen hi in In. These 380 00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:22.160 are weak gin that are close to animals. They often appear as dogs. 381 00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:27.440 We've got a race called the nos Nos, which the nos Nos. Okay, 382 00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:34.200 these are a week another weak type of gin, and they are literally 383 00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:37.079 they are weak. I mean their name makes them sound like a little bit. 384 00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:40.160 Well they're they're half of a body. If you took a body and 385 00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:45.359 split it in half from head to nethers, nethers and and through one one 386 00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:49.799 half away, that's that's what they are. They are. They hop around 387 00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:52.680 on one leg, they have one arm. It's it's really weird, and 388 00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:59.359 they are malicious in nature. They hop around, that's the How is it 389 00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:02.680 that they have two names but half a body that second names trying to make 390 00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:07.480 up for it. I guess that's the worst. Then we have closely related 391 00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:14.240 the chic, which another lower form of gin. These are half formed gin. 392 00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:19.640 They're they're very monstrous in appearance. Theyre so deformed because right, okay, 393 00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:23.680 they can't like form vultron with the nas nas right okay, yeah, 394 00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:28.880 these are are nasty. Did I question my nerd cred earlier? I know, 395 00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:32.680 right? Yeah, sorry. Then we have the Sila, which are 396 00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:38.359 talented shape shifters. They are very intelligent, often female, very rarely seen 397 00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:43.440 as far as you know, well, because they're talented shape shifters. In 398 00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:47.359 general, gin gin can see humans. Humans can't see gin. That's kind 399 00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:51.480 of how that. It's like a one way mirror type of thing. That's 400 00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:57.960 a lame. Yeah. And then we have probably the most fun lower lower 401 00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:00.440 gin I could tell by the tonier voice. Saving this one for the last. 402 00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:06.839 We have the payless okay, which is not not a very intelligent gin. 403 00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:12.199 It's a desert dweller. But here's what it do. It attacks sleeping 404 00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:17.719 people and drains their blood by licking the soles of their feet. Mouth sounds. 405 00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:24.159 That is the weirdest way of killing a person. Yep, yep, 406 00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:30.039 it sure is. How does that even? They're like feet vampires? So 407 00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:32.159 do they lick it until the skins off then suck the foot or listen? 408 00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:37.880 Man, I don't. I don't question because I don't licking. I stopped 409 00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:39.280 at licking feet. Yeah, all right, I get that. That's not 410 00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:44.559 that's not a thing you want to keep digging at all. Right now, 411 00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:49.639 that's amazing though. So you've got like the the greater and lesser gin who 412 00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:53.159 are we dealing with more on a regular basis. Probably the greater gin. 413 00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:59.559 Okay, the lesser gin might miss with people quite a bit because a lot 414 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.760 of them are are evil in nature, but they're not the ones that are 415 00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:07.920 kind of like tricking tricking people, or they're not the ones that are granting 416 00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:13.000 wishes things like that. I would also imagine this is just supposition that the 417 00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:15.119 lesser gin are kind of like the free gifts with purchase. If you go 418 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:20.039 through the effort of summoning a gin. No one's no one's going to go 419 00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:22.199 through the effort of summoning a gin just so they could have some half ass 420 00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:28.920 nas nasr ps. Literally, So I imagine you you, you know, 421 00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:32.840 you get your your greater gin, and then a couple of other jackasses fall 422 00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:37.159 through the void. No, I don't know, that's just that's what That's 423 00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:38.280 how I would guess it would happen. It could. I mean, they 424 00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:44.480 seem like the refuse of gin culture. So yeah, now maybe they blow 425 00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:47.440 in on the wind when you get when you get to the point of summoning 426 00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:52.000 gin. Because I actually in my research I came across a lot. I 427 00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:55.559 mean, first of all, if you're looking for real data. If you 428 00:35:55.599 --> 00:36:04.000 need the hard facts, you go to Yahoo am answers right next to the 429 00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:07.719 lyrics of Genina Ba. Yeah, well, you know what. They're both 430 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.679 in the part of the permanent record, and I'm referring to them. Lots 431 00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:14.920 of people. It is a popular thing to try to summon a gin. 432 00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:19.280 People are into this. I did not know that. I didn't know how 433 00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:22.800 big a deal that was, and it usually most of the discussion about summoning 434 00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:28.239 gin is a discussion about what a magnificently terrible idea it is. Right. 435 00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:31.119 One of the things that I found by the Yahoo answers that I've been really 436 00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:35.960 enjoying reading goes, my friend is summoning a gin? Is it dangerous? 437 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:42.559 And then like four million people screaming, yes, yes it is. You're 438 00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.440 an idiot, stop this from happening. As a matter of fact, And 439 00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:51.239 I have a lot of respect for this one response that starts out, I 440 00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:54.960 know absolutely nothing about this. However, I can guess quite a few things 441 00:36:54.960 --> 00:37:00.519 and possibilities that might have been written by me, because that's kind of my 442 00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:06.360 position in the podcast. I have a lot of respect. And then it 443 00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:10.079 actually follows with the longest post answer on the whole thing. Well, sure, 444 00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:15.000 yeah, people that don't know but like to guess, I usually like 445 00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:16.920 to also hear themselves till oh, yeah, I would love to guess. 446 00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:22.400 Lecture like you know, at a university. Just walk into a macroeconomics class. 447 00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:25.960 All right, I don't really know anything about this, but I got 448 00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:30.480 some ideas that I'm gonna force you to listen to for the next fifty five 449 00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:36.320 minutes. Okay, so quarks and minuscule black holes, let's do this. 450 00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:43.079 Yeah, just one more thing to tag onto the types of gin. Humans 451 00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:47.039 have come up with a scale to classify the gin based on color. Now, 452 00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:53.199 whether this is because of the gin's actual color of their skin, or 453 00:37:53.199 --> 00:37:57.559 if this is just kind of like, oh, tourist threat as orange. 454 00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:01.679 Right now, it's leaning more towards humans coming up with this for themselves. 455 00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:07.119 But one way I guess you can tell them apart is this color scale. 456 00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:12.159 It's like the threat level. Yeah yeah, but you could be maybe maybe 457 00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:14.440 they do have this colored skin. Who knows. I mean, they can 458 00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:17.760 shape shift, right, they can have anygether. But blue gin are the 459 00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:25.039 oldest and most powerful and usually are ambivalent to humans. Yellow gin are powerful, 460 00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:30.840 unpredictable, and they're leaders of small clans. Green gin are the youngest 461 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:36.519 and the most immature. They're very playful and mischievous, and they're curious of 462 00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:40.639 humans. So wait, then, what about is it? What about when 463 00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:45.800 you're a yellow Gin, you're a leader amongst your people, you've established some 464 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:50.159 cred, but you've been around for a while, you've seen some and it's 465 00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:53.159 time for you to move on to being a blue Gin. Maybe I don't 466 00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:57.960 know. Do they change right? And everyone's look at you, youngs, 467 00:38:58.039 --> 00:39:00.159 do you look like a young gin? Like? Shut up, I'm turning 468 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.679 blue. I don't have to put up with this crap from you, bastard. 469 00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:07.480 It's like Menapaus. You're right, it's embarrassed. Gina pause. Oh 470 00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:15.960 oh that's for free. Oh man, that was really well played. You 471 00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:20.159 still gotta let the belt out on now? You still owe me? All 472 00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:23.280 right? Um? That's that's a very very good question because that kind of 473 00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:30.239 lends credit to it being just a human classification scale as opposed to actual color. 474 00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:35.639 But two more red Gin or powerful, hostile and aggressive, and black 475 00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:38.639 Gin are very powerful thought to be kings, and they don't know if there's 476 00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:45.800 one black king Gin or multiple kings let's go over some of their powers and 477 00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:49.960 stuff. Yeah, can we start with wishes. They can grant wishes, 478 00:39:50.079 --> 00:39:52.960 So that's confirmed. That is that is confirmed, John. It's at a 479 00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:59.480 price, always at a price. Twist. They're often they're often trickster in 480 00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:04.800 granting their wishes. They're twist wishes and the words of the wisher just for 481 00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:08.920 fun. That thing you wanted will ultimately destroy you, right, this is 482 00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:14.039 the classic example. Oh, somebody wishes for a million dollars. Well, 483 00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:19.280 then a day later they get a check in the mail because their parent has 484 00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:24.039 died horribly and their life insurance was in their name or something like that. 485 00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:28.440 Yeah, I want to live forever, and then you get sentenced to life 486 00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:34.480 in jail. Yeah, I want genitals that can touch the ground. And 487 00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:37.760 then your legs get cut off. Oh well, that's the weirdest way to 488 00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.639 ask for a gigantic penis I've ever heard. And I've heard a lot of 489 00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:45.280 versions of the classic giant penis. We've said a lot of verses. Oh 490 00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:49.760 man, I have, I've shouted it. So, Yeah, they do 491 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:53.280 grant wishes. There's not a strict three wish policy. You know. Every 492 00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:58.800 time they'll grant wishes in a bargain. If they strike a bargain with you, 493 00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:00.639 they usually it's because they you know, they want something in return. 494 00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:05.599 And they're always they're not at ms right, they're always looking out for themselves. 495 00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:08.519 But they do have the power to get your stuff now and and and 496 00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:15.719 they they've thoroughly closed the loophole about wishing for more wishes? Yes, question, 497 00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:22.800 what if you wish for more genies? I think you should post that 498 00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:27.920 tower. That's a good question. I'm gonna ask y'all who answers. Now. 499 00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.400 The older they get, the like we said, the more power they 500 00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:36.199 have or can attain. But they have to learn the magic and the and 501 00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:39.960 how to do stuff. They aren't They aren't just born naturally, you know, 502 00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:45.679 making carpets fly and giving everybody ice cream until they die. You're ready 503 00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:47.519 for a freebie? Yeah? Did they have to go to the Institute of 504 00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:58.440 Technology? Yeah? Free freebie? Wait man, you guys, your wishes 505 00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:02.880 have been granted. See, so they have to learn these powers, and 506 00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:08.199 they have to want to learn them. They it's it's almost I heard somebody 507 00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:14.960 compare it to having computer parts and knowing what a computer is and what it 508 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.639 does and what it's capable of but you have to learn how to put it 509 00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:21.920 together and then and then it can run something sort of like that. They 510 00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:24.719 got a train in a dojo. Yeah, yeah, they have to have 511 00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:30.119 it a montage at least at least a minute long. Yeah, maybe, 512 00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:36.960 And at one point they got to learn about friendship. That's important. So 513 00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:43.360 keeping one's word and honor are important to them. They are very vengeful if 514 00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:46.840 someone rene eggs on a bargain, but they like to twist bargains. That's 515 00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:52.079 a crap, but they're fulfilling their end. It's just not how you may 516 00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:58.239 have pictured it spectral lawyers. If they renneg on a bargain, you know, 517 00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:01.559 if they go back on their word, they are considered honorless and they're 518 00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:07.199 cast out of their house and are pariah from then on. So they take 519 00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:09.480 it very seriously. Does the house then step in and be like, I'm 520 00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:13.599 very sorry about your wish experience. We'd like to make this good with you. 521 00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:16.920 Is you know, we takes terrible We take all of our wishes very 522 00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:22.760 seriously. Here, Jen Jinko. Again, they have the power to shape 523 00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:27.400 shift. Yeah, they have the power of invisibility, but that's mostly because 524 00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:30.480 they're in a different dimension. Like I said, they see us, we 525 00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:34.440 can't see them. But let me ask you, this is a creature, 526 00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:38.599 an entity, an intelligence that has the power to grant wishes. I mean, 527 00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:43.119 is it after that one? Is it just dumb to list the other 528 00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:45.519 powers a little bit? But I mean, I'm just throwing it out. 529 00:43:45.559 --> 00:43:50.159 I know, I'm not. I'm not calling you dumb, because you're not. 530 00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.760 But I'm just saying, like, what's the point of delineating further powers 531 00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:58.639 on a creature that can manifest whatever pops through its head? Yeah? Yeah, 532 00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:01.800 but wait, can they grant their own wishes? Can they make a 533 00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:06.199 rock so big that even then? Well, I mean, because otherwise what 534 00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:08.159 would they need from humans? You know, they strike these bargains. They're 535 00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:15.000 like Irish noblemen in the eighteen hundreds. Uh huh. They have nothing to 536 00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:19.000 do. They just they make wagers with each other and they like titties. 537 00:44:20.360 --> 00:44:34.559 Oh they like them titties. Uh spring Hill Jack's lap. Here's here's something. 538 00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:40.440 They are weak against iron and electromagnetic activity, so our science can defeat 539 00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:45.920 them. Could be wow? Okay? Yeah? Uh. They can possess 540 00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:50.599 humans either by bargain or by force, and when they do it by force. 541 00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:54.239 Usually that's a rape, soul rape. That's that's when you need to 542 00:44:54.320 --> 00:45:00.800 call in an exorcist. This is they think that that demonic possessions are Gin 543 00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:06.159 possessions, and in fact, in Islamic culture, their possessions their their type 544 00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:12.199 of to blair situations, they call in healers to come in and recite the 545 00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.320 Quran and try to get the gin out. All right, that's pretty cool. 546 00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:20.360 So they're there. Their exorcisms are focused at Gin. So there, 547 00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:23.800 So this is a really interesting crossover. It almost just seems like semantics gen 548 00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:28.559 demon demon Gin. But in a lot of the literature, a lot of 549 00:45:28.559 --> 00:45:35.519 my research, they're considered they're both real, they're both things. They're operating 550 00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:39.320 in different games. They've got their own interests. But there's an interesting point 551 00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:45.719 at which there is this difference between saying uh An Eastern and a Western approach 552 00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:52.480 that the Islamic culture sort of blames Gin for their their troubles and the more 553 00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:59.079 Christian culture blames demons. In reality, there it's the same thing. Yeah, 554 00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:01.320 yeah, it's just it's just it's semantics, it's whatever you want to 555 00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:07.360 call it. Potato, it's a tatto, right, tomato. Shaitan yes, 556 00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:12.239 it's exactly the way I have that embroidered on my dailies with the no 557 00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:17.079 how Now they can be imprisoned in objects like bottles, rings, lamps, 558 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:23.719 stones, gems, etc. Boxes, boxes whatever, man, big boxes, 559 00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:31.599 What are you doing? I don't give up? Wow this this machinery. 560 00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:35.400 Mind. Yeah, that's true. We've just got new machinery. I 561 00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:38.880 can't bring the hecks down on me too late. Malicious Gin. We mentioned 562 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:45.320 this earlier. They disrupt human lives for pleasure or to make humans seem inferior 563 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:49.480 to God. What it all boils down to is the Gin want to seem 564 00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:52.880 better than humans come judgment day. That's like going to a dog pound and 565 00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:55.920 going, look how dumb you are. I'm so much smarter than you. 566 00:46:57.199 --> 00:47:00.280 Hey, look at this. I I just pretended to throw the ball and 567 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:02.960 the dog ran because it's dumb. Yeah, that makes that makes the gym 568 00:47:02.960 --> 00:47:07.559 seem very petty. It well exactly, that's that's part of it. But 569 00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:14.119 like I said, that's not all Gin, and that's probably a minority in 570 00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:15.920 the Gin culture. A lot of them just want to keep to themselves, 571 00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:20.440 do their own thing. Yeah, they can be summoned as as we have 572 00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:25.119 said before, but of course they're difficult to control. Yeah, and just 573 00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:29.840 a little fun facts. They will not open a locked door, they will 574 00:47:29.840 --> 00:47:32.719 not untie a knot, and they will not uncover a vessel. So if 575 00:47:32.719 --> 00:47:36.840 you have something you don't want them to take, put it in a vessel 576 00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:40.559 and cover it up tied a knot around it. That's pretty interesting. Yeah, 577 00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:44.079 I just thought that'd be fun to throw in there. So that's gin 578 00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:51.639 in a lamp nutshell, a lamp shape upshell. Wow, Okay, I'm 579 00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:54.480 still thinking, so let me quote my favorite ye off and we answer man 580 00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:59.920 again. I don't know anything about this, but I'm gonna make some gay 581 00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:07.199 if the gin exists in another spatial dimension, perhaps even a higher dimension, 582 00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:10.719 which would explain their ability to just materialize things. Yeah, maybe they don't 583 00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:15.079 need to untie knots or uncover vessels to access the things in there. Maybe 584 00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:19.480 maybe you're not keeping it safe. They're just leaving the knot intact. You 585 00:48:19.519 --> 00:48:23.480 are a Shaytan's advocate, right, I am Shaytan's advocate. That's what it 586 00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:29.800 says in old English letters across my back, so that it could be. 587 00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:32.280 I don't know. That's just why not just stick your face inside and right, 588 00:48:32.480 --> 00:48:36.519 like like the dudes and the matrix. Yeah, from a higher you 589 00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:40.039 know, spatial dimension. It's like it's like a three dimensional thing looking down 590 00:48:40.079 --> 00:48:44.280 into a two dimensional maze. You know, you can see the whole thing. 591 00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:46.599 I know what you wished for, by the way, Oh you do, 592 00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:50.480 And I think I can. I think I can grank. Are you 593 00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:53.840 my genie in a bottle? Must I rub you the right way? No? 594 00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:59.760 No? Yes, everything you said. I'm blond and a teenager, 595 00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:04.480 Yes you are. But I'm gonna I'm gonna grant your wishes for puns. 596 00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:07.519 Oh, give me some pun with dude. I'm so ready to throw down 597 00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:09.679 to pun town. Do you want to start it? Do you want me? 598 00:49:09.880 --> 00:49:13.639 You go? I started last time? All right. I have a 599 00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:20.199 tanning salon okay called Shay Tanning beds. Oh. I like that because it's 600 00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:23.559 it's bad for you. It's a new tan a new Eblis on life. 601 00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:29.599 Oh my god, man, you brought the heat. I don't have no 602 00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:34.800 like to two tiered puns. I have no double decker puns. Whenever you 603 00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:37.880 come up with with products, you always still in a little tag. Yeah 604 00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:40.079 that's true, that's true. Okay, I can do it all right, 605 00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:46.960 I've got uh one of the most popular uh singing stars in in all of 606 00:49:46.960 --> 00:49:55.320 of the Gin community, Jenia Twain. I heard she's in Gin Vegas. 607 00:49:55.880 --> 00:50:00.480 Oh yeah, I don't know. That's that's my punge and I Twains. 608 00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:08.119 Yeah, because she's a lady who's lamp. Have your boots? What else 609 00:50:08.159 --> 00:50:13.239 you got, Flora? And I think I'm ready to go three rounds? 610 00:50:13.639 --> 00:50:19.159 Oh geez, I've got two. I've got a shoe store. Okay, 611 00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:22.960 it's called Payless Shoes. Oh man, I thought of that. I did 612 00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:27.880 think of that, did you. Yeah, you get new shoes lickety split. 613 00:50:28.639 --> 00:50:32.519 Oh because, oh gross, they do like your feet. That was 614 00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:38.239 really good man. Okay, all right, I've got a cartoon from the 615 00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:46.480 eighties called Gin in the Holograms. That's that's that's my cartoon. What did 616 00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:50.559 they do? They play music or did they just well, they play music, 617 00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:52.480 but they also like to mess with people so to make themselves feel better 618 00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:58.039 about themselves. And they're all different colors. Yep. Okay, I have 619 00:50:58.119 --> 00:51:00.599 another one that I can take him two directions. It literally I have this 620 00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:06.239 written out like a flow chart. Oh goodness. Yeah, it's a it's 621 00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:13.360 a store called Gin and Barrett right now. If it's B E A R. 622 00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:19.599 It sells lamp sacks, so that you so that it's it's it's like 623 00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:27.639 um portable storage for Genie lamps. Or if it's Gin and Barrett B A 624 00:51:28.039 --> 00:51:37.159 R E, it's Genie loincloths. Yep, that's right, that's what they 625 00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:45.320 sell. Man better better than the strip club, I guess. Yeah, 626 00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.679 Wow, that one's nice. That yeah, that one. That one was 627 00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:51.639 like a transformer of puns. Oh yeah. It really did have a lot 628 00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:54.679 of options on that one. It's all flow charted out. We posed a 629 00:51:54.800 --> 00:52:00.039 question to our Facebook friends ye asking if a gene granted you won't wish, 630 00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:04.400 what would you wish for? And here are some of the results from that. 631 00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:09.800 Sheila says she would wish for the lamentations of her enemies. Oh I 632 00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:14.960 like that, man, wonder how that would come? Yeah? Waiting why 633 00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:21.440 Sheila like your style? Sheila? Man, how's your day? Okay? 634 00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:28.400 Man? Sheila's doing just fine because Sheila has been taking care of her for 635 00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:31.880 a long time. Yeah, nothing wrong with Sheila. Right now, She's 636 00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:37.679 drinking a beer and eating a steak and loving it, which coincidentally causes lamentations 637 00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:45.920 of her enemies. Yeah, her enemies are all cattle. Just is working 638 00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:52.320 through the herd. Listener Isaiah says, more wishes. Bahaha, Now, 639 00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:58.000 well you can try it. I mean I think that they closed that loophole. 640 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:00.039 I think they might have, but you know what, I have not 641 00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:05.719 had the pleasure of asking one myself for what more wishes? So it could 642 00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:07.719 work. Yeah, I mean, who wouldn't try it? Who wouldn't try 643 00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:12.840 it? It could be its own dead end wish? Oh my god, 644 00:53:12.920 --> 00:53:15.119 wait, I found out. I just thought of how they twist it. 645 00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:19.920 He's like, sure you want do you want? Just infinite wishes? And 646 00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:22.320 every time you ask for anything out loud, he just brings it to you. 647 00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:24.719 Well that's yeah, that's it because I just, oh, man, 648 00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:29.079 I wish our blah blah blah is so much in our lexicon. Right. 649 00:53:29.559 --> 00:53:30.840 Oh yeah, that's how they get you. That's how they twist you. 650 00:53:31.159 --> 00:53:37.119 But unless you you wished for like not having a neck or vocal cords, 651 00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:42.880 you could always I guess unwish that they are there baxies, you have unlimited 652 00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:45.920 wishes. It's like it's it's like saying there's a there's a stone too big. 653 00:53:46.039 --> 00:53:50.840 I get three wishes it's just like winning the lottery. My first wish 654 00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:55.599 is for a gin lawyer that is well versed in Gin wish law. I 655 00:53:55.679 --> 00:53:59.360 want, I want to have it, but a human No, no, 656 00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:02.639 no, I want gin lawyer, okay, who knows Jim law who can 657 00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:07.519 advise me on how to spend my next two wishes to maximum effect. I 658 00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:13.800 want representation. So you're you're getting two wishes and insurance. Yeah, I'm 659 00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:17.079 getting instead of three. God help me. I'm probably gonna end up drowning 660 00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:22.440 in mustard or something. Wishes. I'm gonna I'm gonna take the first wish 661 00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:25.920 and I'm gonna invest it. I'm gonna invest that in proper representation, a 662 00:54:27.039 --> 00:54:31.079 Gin lawyer. That's funny because my first wish an ocean of mustard. Son 663 00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:37.599 of a bitch, you're stupid, bastard. A listener, Patrick says he 664 00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:42.719 would wish for an army of horse sized ducks at his command. That's that's 665 00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:45.800 what that's weird that we mentioned ducks earlier. Yeah, horse size, horse 666 00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:49.920 sized ducks or duck size horses. No, it says horse sized ducks. 667 00:54:50.159 --> 00:54:53.280 Well, I actually says horse sized duck. That's a big figure. There's 668 00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:57.719 more than one, if you have an army well to command, I mean 669 00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:00.760 you could you could you? You could some ship up? Yeah, you 670 00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:07.880 can really some ship wow? Okay, good one. Here's the twist. 671 00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:15.559 They're all actually duck man and have the same personality as Jason and Alexander. 672 00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:20.159 Wow, a horse sized duck m. I mean you could ride it. 673 00:55:20.239 --> 00:55:22.920 But if the Gin were granting this, they would say you're made of clay 674 00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:28.119 and water, which rolls off a duck's book. Oh my god, yeah, 675 00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:30.800 the Gin. You know what the gym would be like? Perfect. 676 00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:35.000 This is a self wish. I don't even have to twist this. Here's 677 00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:45.239 your army of giant ducks. Dumb ass listener, salam Listener. Annie writes 678 00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:50.000 in and says, I'd free the genie. I've seen Aladdin. The genie 679 00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:54.599 will become my best friend and grant all sorts of wishes. I as I 680 00:55:54.679 --> 00:56:02.920 recall you free the genie, he takes off instantly. I really distinctly recall 681 00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:08.159 him leaving here. Yeah, but what about the series. Oh that's not 682 00:56:08.239 --> 00:56:13.159 Cannon, it's well, it's it happens after the freeing of the Genie. 683 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:16.280 Yeah, but you can't hold Star Wars responsible for what happens during the Clone 684 00:56:16.280 --> 00:56:22.920 Wars. Oh my god, I really did was really did question my nerd 685 00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:24.920 cred. I see, I see where you're coming from. Annie. I 686 00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:29.400 think it's that's it is nice. It seems like a smart genie. Yeah, 687 00:56:29.440 --> 00:56:31.719 it seems like a smart move. Um man, I'm still real smug 688 00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:36.199 about my genie lawyer. I hope that there's listeners going, oh, that 689 00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:39.199 is right, get a genie lawyer, lawyer. I don't think it's smart 690 00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:43.559 though myself, because I think that a genie, a genie lawyer would be 691 00:56:43.639 --> 00:56:49.519 partial to genie. No, he's my lawyer. I don't know, man, 692 00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:52.159 Oh my god. No, wait, that's the twist. I have 693 00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:58.639 to pay the genie lawyer. So that's another wish to pay the genie lawyer. 694 00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:04.159 I don't here's my fee unknowled riches uh. And then we get a 695 00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:09.280 comment by listener Leslie who wants to wish for teleportation. Here's how I would 696 00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:14.599 twist that. I would put her in Zimbabwe right now and be like, 697 00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:20.000 boom, you're teleported. She didn't say the power of teleportation. That's true, 698 00:57:20.079 --> 00:57:22.679 that's how the gin get you. That's a good one, though, 699 00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:24.880 Like I would like tele like the power of teleportation. But here, Yeah, 700 00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:29.639 here's the thing. If you had the power of teleportation, you would 701 00:57:29.760 --> 00:57:34.360 have to establish a room on either end that no one was allowed into. 702 00:57:34.400 --> 00:57:38.880 Otherwise you would eventually materialize in inside of somebody, yeah, or some some 703 00:57:38.960 --> 00:57:42.920 solid object or something. Right, it's always that fear. I mean, 704 00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:45.519 you have to use it responsibly. I guess, well, yeah, I 705 00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:49.239 mean, but it's a teleportation. You've got to be careful. That's a 706 00:57:49.280 --> 00:57:52.480 good one though. Yeah, So thanks for writing in you guys. That's 707 00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:55.559 that's fun. Flora. What what's your wishes? I don't know. Three 708 00:57:55.599 --> 00:58:00.480 wishes? You have to use all three? Dude, you didn't use all 709 00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:05.519 three. I don't think anybody wants to sit here through three wishes of being 710 00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:10.440 like, okay, you get one wish. Mine is for a spectral lawyer, 711 00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:20.280 an ethereal attorney. I a barrister from the beyond. I don't know 712 00:58:20.360 --> 00:58:24.719 how magical, magistrate what because I am sitting here trying to think of a 713 00:58:24.760 --> 00:58:29.960 way to get around, you know, to make something so ironclad they couldn't 714 00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:32.039 twist it. I don't think they're I can't think of it, and not 715 00:58:32.119 --> 00:58:37.119 in the time that we have, So I would just wish for the powers 716 00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:40.800 of Superman. All right, every everything that that Superman can do, I 717 00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:49.400 can do because I want it more. So, Okay, that's pretty good. 718 00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:52.760 I ain't chump. That's pretty selfish, but I would use it for 719 00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:59.559 humanity. Yeah. So I'm doing a disservice to our listeners if I don't 720 00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:04.039 ask. Once you have all the powers of Superman, what's the first thing 721 00:59:04.039 --> 00:59:07.039 you do? Man, I guess fly to Mexico and get a taco. 722 00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:10.559 Because you're Superman, that can't kill you. No, you know what I 723 00:59:10.559 --> 00:59:15.079 would do? It would kill a mortal man to eat a taco in Mexico. 724 00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:20.280 You know what I do? I would I would fly so quickly around 725 00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:25.039 the Earth the opposite direction that I got the day back. Do you know, 726 00:59:25.599 --> 00:59:30.920 I don't know if that works. Horrible idea. Could you imagine what 727 00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:35.119 the oceans would do? Oh? Man, and it wouldn't turn back time 728 00:59:35.159 --> 00:59:38.320 either. That was a mistake that they made in Superman. Yeah yeah, 729 00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:44.039 yeah, still cool though, But it would be fun to screw up the 730 00:59:44.159 --> 00:59:47.159 Tower of Pizza. Would you still do the podcast? Yeah? You would? 731 00:59:47.159 --> 00:59:51.480 You maintain I could set up Could you imagine how fast I could set 732 00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:53.679 this stuff up? But I have to start referring to you as mild mannered 733 00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:58.480 David Flora. Yes, you would, and these glasses do not come home. 734 00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:04.079 Yeah that's pretty cool, man, I could see man. You know 735 01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:08.280 what, Okay, you really make a good point, because I would probably 736 01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:12.039 if I if I couldn't have my lawyer, Because you're right, there's a 737 01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:15.239 lot of ways that could go wrong. I guess i'd go with the powers 738 01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:19.559 of like Wolverine. Hmmmm, before or after Adamantium. I mean, I 739 01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:24.519 mean, obviously after adamantium. But if what if they granted you before adamantium 740 01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:29.679 Wolverine and you had to go through that process. I mean, obviously everything 741 01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:34.840 turns out okay, but do we have that process if I have the powers? 742 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:38.440 I think I think Wolverine's Adamantium is in itself a power. Okay, 743 01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:44.239 okay, you know it's like Magneto's helmet. Mmm. Okay, well maybe 744 01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:47.679 that's a bad example. Yeah, well but it is Bull's eyes focusing vest 745 01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:52.239 I wouldn't mind the powers of Magneto. That's pretty that's pretty good. That's 746 01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:55.119 pretty good. So, uh, you know what send us in? What 747 01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:59.519 you would want? Superpower? Would you wish? Boy? Right, that's 748 01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:02.159 that's awesome. Nerd this out all day. Oh. By the way, 749 01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:05.599 you know what, you know what the twist is, I get all the 750 01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:07.800 powers of Wolverine and then I fall off the side of a boat and I 751 01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:12.840 have to like trudge my shit up out of the Marianas trench. Oh, 752 01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:17.639 because you're your metal, you'd sink, right yeah. Yeah, that's that's 753 01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:22.440 how they shaft me you and you would die. Right. He can't, 754 01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:24.800 I mean he can't hold his breath and stuff. I mean he I know, 755 01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:28.960 Yeah, no one knows. It's weird. Have they not addressed that? 756 01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:31.280 I can't imagine they haven't. They have to have addressed it, I 757 01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:35.960 mean, because they have every way, means, and way on earth of 758 01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:38.480 totally jacking him up. Yeah, but they put a bullet in his head 759 01:01:38.519 --> 01:01:43.599 and it didn't stop him. Yeah, but there's there's a yeah. Well 760 01:01:43.639 --> 01:01:45.880 anyway, yeah, yeah, sent us, uh, send us what you 761 01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:52.440 what as soon as what dumb ass superpower you would you would wish for yourself. 762 01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:55.639 And also don't forget to include how it's a twist and you're shafted. 763 01:01:55.840 --> 01:01:59.639 Yeah, or we will do it for you. Yeah. Oh yeah, 764 01:01:59.639 --> 01:02:01.719 we'll tell totally figure out how you after yourself. Do that through the contact 765 01:02:01.760 --> 01:02:07.280 page at blurry photos dot org org not for profit, but you can send 766 01:02:07.360 --> 01:02:09.800 us money. I need to get a donate button on there. Yeah, 767 01:02:09.920 --> 01:02:15.280 I might get a few dollars. M well just blow two or three you 768 01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:16.920 guys send us a bond beer, which I mean, I don't know. 769 01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:20.679 Maybe that'll encourage you. I mean, I don't know. After hearing the 770 01:02:20.679 --> 01:02:22.239 Saint Patrick's episode, they're like, no, those two, those two don't 771 01:02:22.239 --> 01:02:24.800 get probably all they need. Yeah. Yeah, follow us on Twitter, 772 01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:30.039 blurry underscore photos. Like us on Facebook, yep, go to iTunes, 773 01:02:30.159 --> 01:02:32.719 subscribe and rate us and all that. Hey, be our friend, be 774 01:02:32.760 --> 01:02:37.920 your friend. Follow us on YouTube, subscribe on there now yes please? 775 01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:43.880 Oh god man, we did it business business business yep. Podon ain't easy. 776 01:02:44.159 --> 01:02:49.119 Thanks for listening. This has been blurry photos. And I am David. 777 01:02:49.199 --> 01:02:53.519 Come come come on in, let me out, Flora, I'm David, 778 01:02:53.719 --> 01:02:57.800 your genie in the bottle. You've got to rub me the right way. 779 01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:07.559 Stecco, aguilar, steakwagular, it's it's a hyphen it boo. Good 780 01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:12.920 bye. I thought you were going to throw on. That was my livery 781 01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:15.400 man. Good bye, bar