Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Seth
Myers with a good one. According to a new survey, half of Americans
consider their car to be part of the family, while the other half don't
know what words mean. Ah. Nate Bergatzi taping his next special, All
right, This is at the Footprint Center in Phoenix tonight and tomorrow. Dmitri
Martin also taping a special. He's at the Paramount Theater in Denver, the
one in Colorado. If you're in Lincoln, Nebraska tonight, you might want
to check out the professional bull riders. Larry the Cable Guy is sponsoring a
very special bull ride. At the end of the event, someone will have
the chance to ride Larry's bull, mister Cooley, for a chance to win
ten thousand dollars. Right, how does this work? Larry the Cable Guy
gave a statement and said, I'm super excited to be involved with the PBR
and bringing the Bounty Bull to the Lincoln, Nebraska Velocity Tour event. I've
loved the sport for many years, co owned a few great bulls, one
being the two thousand and seven World Champion Bull Chicken on a chain. No,
lie, we got the buckle. I want to thank PBR for bringing
this event to Lincoln, where we know how to get or done when it
comes to bull riding in the Cornhusker State. I'm excited for fans of the
PBR and my hometown fans to watch my bull, mister Cooley start his run
at being a legend. All right. PBR Lincoln begins at seven pm Central.
I see this press release says CST. That's probably not true. It's
probably c DT. That's one of my pet peeves. People try too hard
and they do this standard time, and it's not standard time. It's daylight
time anyway, seven o'clock probably daylight time. Tonight, all thirty six competing
bull riders will get on one bull each in round one. Then the top
ten will advance to the championship round later in the evening for one more out
on a chance at the event title. When the dust settles, the winner
of PBR Lincoln will then have their chance to attempt mister Kooley Cooley with a
K and get. If you're curious, if the writer reaches the requisite eight.
I'm from New York City. I assume that me you stay on the
bull for eight seconds. If the rider reaches the requis at eight, he
will end the ten thousand dollars Larry the Cable Guy's Gitter dun Bounty presented by
Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Men's Health spoke to Hannibal
Burr's and they were curious that. They said, you do some shows where
Hannibal Burrs, the comedian opens for es U two and the musician SU two
in his Hannibal's alter ego. Is there a difference between the two, Hannibal
Burr said, I think Hannibal Burs is a little dirker. The comedy has
more cynicism in it along with some fun elements. My music as a fresh
energy, so it's more exciting. I think. He then caught himself.
I'm excited doing comedy too, but it's a different thing. It's a different
level of action, expectation, and responsibility. Doing music has helped my energy
on the stand up stage two, because especially performing with my band, you
have to have the energy and performance of somebody worthy of having a band or
having that many mfers on stage. Because of that, my comedy is a
bit more physical Now I still have my long winded stuff, but it's tighter
points. Because I like writing music. I'm trying to figure out how to
say more with less and really just get the most out of a sentence.
George Lopez spoke to The Gazette extra Lopez humble has always said. When you
can do stand up on the level that very few comedians have done, and
then go into the sitcom, the talk show and now the show with my
daughter, all things that are going good, why would he want to change
anything in the mix? What about the George Lopez Taco's business. George,
we don't hear anything about that. I think my show has always been kind
of reminiscent of the backyard cookout. Now that I'm getting older, I talk
about not being able to see with my mouth closed, the medicine, looking
at everything that you can eat, carrying an EpiPen, and all those things
that were so foreign. But that's how life has lived now. He said.
In his early days, he didn't have the personal touch, which is
what made his jokes go next level. In the early nineties, somebody said
to me, if I watched you, there's nothing really about what you're talking
about that actually tells me anything about your personal life. If you're married,
I don't know if you have a mom or dad, where your politics are,
And George said, I thought that was a pretty good constructive criticism.
I stand up at the time. I started a look at all the stuff
that was in my world and it just became the stuff that people gravitated towards.
Ron Funches stars in Loot on Apple TV Plus. He spoke about his
character Howard and said, Howard is pretty much me and best at playing different
versions of myself with different energy levels at different parts of my life. During
the pandemic, I stopped wearing hard pants. So I was like, can
Howard not wear hard pants? And they were like, yeah, absolutely.
Conan O'Brien on his podcast said, Joel McHale's running stick with me as he
always gives me weapons, not guns or anything like that, but kind of
an interesting steampunky weapons that you can buy on the dark web. For Conan's
sixtieth birthday, he gave me a crossbow, a real crossbow. It's apparently
a very nice crossbow. It's completely unassembled in the box, and so just
put the box away up on the top shelf and when I say, top
shelf. I'm six four. I have to stand on a box to reach
this shelf and slide this box up there. So it's way way way up
on the top of this very high shelf in our garage and it's facing the
other way, so you can't even see what it is. And it's this
box and inside it's a disassembled crossbow. All right, I made an executive
decision to accommodate some travel. Tomorrow is going to you look at Vulture's updated
list of the best Adam Sandler movies. I have already recorded that and it
came out well, so that'll be tomorrow's podcast, which means, let me
tell you about two days worth of comedy festivals. Let's start with moon Tower
Today Saturday. At moon Tower three o'clock, Alan Ruck presents First Bueller's Day
Off. Seven o'clock, Berbiglia seven o'clock, Bruce McCullough eight o'clock, Shane
Gillis nine thirty for Bigs nine thirty Jeff Hiller, I mean Shane and to
Biggs, right, can we make it from the HB Center at Cedar Park
to the Paramount back to back? Who knows? This is all hypothetical so
I'm gonna say, yeah, we can make it Sunday for Biggs at seven,
Martin Orbroo at seven and Martin again at nine thirty. All right,
maybe we should just save for Biggs. All right, let me redoce Saturday,
let's do Shane Gillis and then we'll go see Jeff Hiller and then on
Sunday we can do for Biggs and Martin. All right, that works.
All right, let's say who was in Melbourne. We're starting to get near
the end of Melbourne, which she's sad for me because I like playing these
clips for you. At the end of the show. We've got another week
of Melbourne. John, did you pre low the website? Nope? All
right, it is April fourteenth in Melbourne. Let's see what we can find.
Let's do some with clips today. Winnie Wizard and her Magical Smells is
a show for four to four hundred year olds. Kidd O Meg said her
antics and mishaps will have everyone in stitches. Weekend note says kids were laughing
within seconds. All right, let's listen. The show was really great.
Everyone loved it. I loved it pantastic. I found the show very intrigusing.
I love the kid that said I found the show very intriguing. That's
amazing. No actual clip, just her dancing around dressed as a witch.
I guess I don't know. Let's move. Let's find something a little more
stand up, Ejohn. All right, let's try Jenny Tann's Chinese Australian A
Taste of Internet Fame. Theater Matters gave it four and a half stars.
Jenny's comedic timing is impeccable and her delivery is spot on. All right,
let's listen. Hey guys, Hey, give me a cheer if you're having
some drinks tonight. Yes, hey, I love getting drunk with my friends,
right. I love it because when you do, they get impressed by
every little thing that you managed to do. Like I'd be wasted. And
I could just hear them whispering in the background. They're like, oh my
god, she can stand, Oh my god, she can walk, And
I'm just like, oh my god, wait till they see me drive.
I will also address my voice right like, I'm aware that my face is
Chinese, but my voice makes it sound like I start fights at pubs.
Yeah, I think I'd be a great telemarketer for the Pokeys. Or a
great spokesperson for the casino. Because my voice attracts the bogans, my face
attracts the high roller. Is I like her a lot? She should come
to the States. Fantastic. As I do this every day, I'm noticing
a lot of strong women comedians in the Australian comedy scene right now, like
a lot more than what I'm seeing in the American scene right now. Or
maybe in the States women comedians just aren't cutting through, or there's no festival
spotlighting them. I don't know what's broken, but I feel like I'm playing
a lot of women comedians from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival who are hilarious.
Let's get them up here, let's stay one more. I liked her a
lot. Jenny Tan all right, this next clip is from Josh Glance.
I have watched this already. I came back to this section here that you're
hearing to redo the intro because A I said his name wrong the first time,
and B I do need to set up the clip. So so I'll
tell you the Sydney Morning Herald four stars bonkers brilliance, The Guardian four stars,
a master of craze, and yeah, this is I love this clip.
So he comes out and he's dressed in a white T shirt. In
non PC times, we would have called it a wife beater, you know,
a standard white undershirt and a pair of shorts. He's got a relatively
hairy arms and legs, he's got a mustache. He's got just a funny
look to him. So when he comes out, when he first comes out
here and you just hear music, he's doing a funny dance, which made
me laugh. Then he'll get into some material, but stay with this clip.
The clip is weird, but I loved it. And now by me
dance together and everybody for our next SEC's no more any comedians. Let's do
this. A question? Tell me what you think about me? First impressions?
Oh weird? Cool, that's a compliment. A question. Tell me
what's you think about this? Intriguing? Cool? Thanks, it's it's it's
great to be here. This is a bit I like to call what's new
pussy cat? What's new? Pussy cat? Whoa? Whoa? What's new
pussy cat? Whoa? Ooh? One of the m M hey you heard?
What what about what? MP's it isn't you and doesn't okay? Sorry?
Continue okay, who was Oh wow, he's hilarious though. How do
you look for this clip Josh Glance Comedy up late twenty eighteen. Boy,
the visual definitely helps. I'm laughing here in the basement studio. He's fantastic.
Stick Ai Johnny mack here. I posted this in the Facebook group.
All right, let's get out on an eygh note. I loved him.
You're probably listening right now, going why did you just make us sit through
meals for ten minutes? I'm speaking of mews on my substack, which is
free mcdeepod dot substack dot com link in the notes speaking of cats sound effects.
During the week, I wrote the story of the Oscar the Cat Show.
Yes, a cat had a show on Serious Comedy for about a year.
Some people think it may have been a cat's sound effects, but no,
it was a cat. We had a national cat hosting so check that
out substack in the link. All right, tomorrow Sandler stuff Josh clans.
Wow, I'm still laughing at him. That was great. See to borrow