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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Seth

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Myers with a good one. According
to a new survey, half of Americans

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consider their car to be part of
the family, while the other half don't

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know what words mean. Ah.
Nate Bergatzi taping his next special, All

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right, This is at the Footprint
Center in Phoenix tonight and tomorrow. Dmitri

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Martin also taping a special. He's
at the Paramount Theater in Denver, the

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one in Colorado. If you're in
Lincoln, Nebraska tonight, you might want

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to check out the professional bull riders. Larry the Cable Guy is sponsoring a

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very special bull ride. At the
end of the event, someone will have

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the chance to ride Larry's bull,
mister Cooley, for a chance to win

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ten thousand dollars. Right, how
does this work? Larry the Cable Guy

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gave a statement and said, I'm
super excited to be involved with the PBR

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and bringing the Bounty Bull to the
Lincoln, Nebraska Velocity Tour event. I've

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loved the sport for many years,
co owned a few great bulls, one

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being the two thousand and seven World
Champion Bull Chicken on a chain. No,

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lie, we got the buckle.
I want to thank PBR for bringing

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this event to Lincoln, where we
know how to get or done when it

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comes to bull riding in the Cornhusker
State. I'm excited for fans of the

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PBR and my hometown fans to watch
my bull, mister Cooley start his run

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at being a legend. All right. PBR Lincoln begins at seven pm Central.

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I see this press release says CST. That's probably not true. It's

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probably c DT. That's one of
my pet peeves. People try too hard

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and they do this standard time,
and it's not standard time. It's daylight

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time anyway, seven o'clock probably daylight
time. Tonight, all thirty six competing

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bull riders will get on one bull
each in round one. Then the top

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ten will advance to the championship round
later in the evening for one more out

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on a chance at the event title. When the dust settles, the winner

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of PBR Lincoln will then have their
chance to attempt mister Kooley Cooley with a

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K and get. If you're curious, if the writer reaches the requisite eight.

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I'm from New York City. I
assume that me you stay on the

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bull for eight seconds. If the
rider reaches the requis at eight, he

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will end the ten thousand dollars Larry
the Cable Guy's Gitter dun Bounty presented by

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Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury
law firm. Men's Health spoke to Hannibal

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Burr's and they were curious that.
They said, you do some shows where

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Hannibal Burrs, the comedian opens for
es U two and the musician SU two

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in his Hannibal's alter ego. Is
there a difference between the two, Hannibal

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Burr said, I think Hannibal Burs
is a little dirker. The comedy has

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more cynicism in it along with some
fun elements. My music as a fresh

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energy, so it's more exciting.
I think. He then caught himself.

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I'm excited doing comedy too, but
it's a different thing. It's a different

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level of action, expectation, and
responsibility. Doing music has helped my energy

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on the stand up stage two,
because especially performing with my band, you

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have to have the energy and performance
of somebody worthy of having a band or

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having that many mfers on stage.
Because of that, my comedy is a

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bit more physical Now I still have
my long winded stuff, but it's tighter

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points. Because I like writing music. I'm trying to figure out how to

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say more with less and really just
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George Lopez spoke to The Gazette extra
Lopez humble has always said. When you

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can do stand up on the level
that very few comedians have done, and

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then go into the sitcom, the
talk show and now the show with my

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daughter, all things that are going
good, why would he want to change

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anything in the mix? What about
the George Lopez Taco's business. George,

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we don't hear anything about that.
I think my show has always been kind

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of reminiscent of the backyard cookout.
Now that I'm getting older, I talk

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about not being able to see with
my mouth closed, the medicine, looking

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at everything that you can eat,
carrying an EpiPen, and all those things

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that were so foreign. But that's
how life has lived now. He said.

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In his early days, he didn't
have the personal touch, which is

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what made his jokes go next level. In the early nineties, somebody said

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to me, if I watched you, there's nothing really about what you're talking

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about that actually tells me anything about
your personal life. If you're married,

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I don't know if you have a
mom or dad, where your politics are,

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And George said, I thought that
was a pretty good constructive criticism.

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I stand up at the time.
I started a look at all the stuff

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that was in my world and it
just became the stuff that people gravitated towards.

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Ron Funches stars in Loot on Apple
TV Plus. He spoke about his

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character Howard and said, Howard is
pretty much me and best at playing different

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versions of myself with different energy levels
at different parts of my life. During

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the pandemic, I stopped wearing hard
pants. So I was like, can

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Howard not wear hard pants? And
they were like, yeah, absolutely.

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Conan O'Brien on his podcast said,
Joel McHale's running stick with me as he

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always gives me weapons, not guns
or anything like that, but kind of

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an interesting steampunky weapons that you can
buy on the dark web. For Conan's

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sixtieth birthday, he gave me a
crossbow, a real crossbow. It's apparently

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a very nice crossbow. It's completely
unassembled in the box, and so just

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put the box away up on the
top shelf and when I say, top

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shelf. I'm six four. I
have to stand on a box to reach

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this shelf and slide this box up
there. So it's way way way up

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on the top of this very high
shelf in our garage and it's facing the

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other way, so you can't even
see what it is. And it's this

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box and inside it's a disassembled crossbow. All right, I made an executive

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decision to accommodate some travel. Tomorrow
is going to you look at Vulture's updated

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list of the best Adam Sandler movies. I have already recorded that and it

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came out well, so that'll be
tomorrow's podcast, which means, let me

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tell you about two days worth of
comedy festivals. Let's start with moon Tower

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Today Saturday. At moon Tower three
o'clock, Alan Ruck presents First Bueller's Day

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Off. Seven o'clock, Berbiglia seven
o'clock, Bruce McCullough eight o'clock, Shane

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Gillis nine thirty for Bigs nine thirty
Jeff Hiller, I mean Shane and to

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Biggs, right, can we make
it from the HB Center at Cedar Park

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to the Paramount back to back?
Who knows? This is all hypothetical so

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I'm gonna say, yeah, we
can make it Sunday for Biggs at seven,

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Martin Orbroo at seven and Martin again
at nine thirty. All right,

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maybe we should just save for Biggs. All right, let me redoce Saturday,

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let's do Shane Gillis and then we'll
go see Jeff Hiller and then on

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Sunday we can do for Biggs and
Martin. All right, that works.

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All right, let's say who was
in Melbourne. We're starting to get near

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the end of Melbourne, which she's
sad for me because I like playing these

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clips for you. At the end
of the show. We've got another week

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of Melbourne. John, did you
pre low the website? Nope? All

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right, it is April fourteenth in
Melbourne. Let's see what we can find.

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Let's do some with clips today.
Winnie Wizard and her Magical Smells is

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a show for four to four hundred
year olds. Kidd O Meg said her

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antics and mishaps will have everyone in
stitches. Weekend note says kids were laughing

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within seconds. All right, let's
listen. The show was really great.

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Everyone loved it. I loved it
pantastic. I found the show very intrigusing.

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I love the kid that said I
found the show very intriguing. That's

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amazing. No actual clip, just
her dancing around dressed as a witch.

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I guess I don't know. Let's
move. Let's find something a little more

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stand up, Ejohn. All right, let's try Jenny Tann's Chinese Australian A

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Taste of Internet Fame. Theater Matters
gave it four and a half stars.

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Jenny's comedic timing is impeccable and her
delivery is spot on. All right,

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let's listen. Hey guys, Hey, give me a cheer if you're having

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some drinks tonight. Yes, hey, I love getting drunk with my friends,

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right. I love it because when
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every little thing that you managed to
do. Like I'd be wasted. And

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I could just hear them whispering in
the background. They're like, oh my

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god, she can stand, Oh
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I'm just like, oh my god, wait till they see me drive.

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I will also address my voice right
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Chinese, but my voice makes it
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Yeah, I think I'd be a
great telemarketer for the Pokeys. Or a

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great spokesperson for the casino. Because
my voice attracts the bogans, my face

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attracts the high roller. Is I
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to the States. Fantastic. As
I do this every day, I'm noticing

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a lot of strong women comedians in
the Australian comedy scene right now, like

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a lot more than what I'm seeing
in the American scene right now. Or

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maybe in the States women comedians just
aren't cutting through, or there's no festival

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spotlighting them. I don't know what's
broken, but I feel like I'm playing

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a lot of women comedians from the
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Let's get them up here, let's
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lot. Jenny Tan all right,
this next clip is from Josh Glance.

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I have watched this already. I
came back to this section here that you're

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hearing to redo the intro because A
I said his name wrong the first time,

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and B I do need to set
up the clip. So so I'll

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tell you the Sydney Morning Herald four
stars bonkers brilliance, The Guardian four stars,

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a master of craze, and yeah, this is I love this clip.

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So he comes out and he's dressed
in a white T shirt. In

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non PC times, we would have
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a standard white undershirt and a pair
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hairy arms and legs, he's got
a mustache. He's got just a funny

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look to him. So when he
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here and you just hear music,
he's doing a funny dance, which made

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me laugh. Then he'll get into
some material, but stay with this clip.

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The clip is weird, but I
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dance together and everybody for our next
SEC's no more any comedians. Let's do

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this. A question? Tell me
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Oh weird? Cool, that's a
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what's you think about this? Intriguing? Cool? Thanks, it's it's it's

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great to be here. This is
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pussy cat? What's new? Pussy
cat? Whoa? Whoa? What's new

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pussy cat? Whoa? Ooh?
One of the m M hey you heard?

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What what about what? MP's it
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Continue okay, who was Oh wow, he's hilarious though. How do

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you look for this clip Josh Glance
Comedy up late twenty eighteen. Boy,

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the visual definitely helps. I'm laughing
here in the basement studio. He's fantastic.

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Stick Ai Johnny mack here. I
posted this in the Facebook group.

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All right, let's get out on
an eygh note. I loved him.

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You're probably listening right now, going
why did you just make us sit through

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meals for ten minutes? I'm speaking
of mews on my substack, which is

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free mcdeepod dot substack dot com link
in the notes speaking of cats sound effects.

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During the week, I wrote the
story of the Oscar the Cat Show.

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Yes, a cat had a show
on Serious Comedy for about a year.

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Some people think it may have been
a cat's sound effects, but no,

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it was a cat. We had
a national cat hosting so check that

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out substack in the link. All
right, tomorrow Sandler stuff Josh clans.

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Wow, I'm still laughing at him. That was great. See to borrow