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Happy New Year, everybody, here
we go. You see what happened on

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the Cowboys game Saturday night? Are
you asking me directly? I am?

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Or is that a rhetorical question?
Both? Yes, I did. I

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watched the whole damn game, Kevin, the whole damn game. Well,

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we have a rules expert to lay
down the law at nine o'clock. We're

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not just gonna sit around and be
like every other person we've heard jo their

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idea about what happened. Who you
don't, you're so encovered and reported No.

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Nine o'clock NFL on Fox, Rules
analyst Dean Blandino calls in to tell

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us what happened, Who's right,
Who's wrong? Why does it better?

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Nine o'clock, eight thirty DINGUS Morning
News. Wow, that's hard to get

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past the nine o'clock team. Thinker's
Morning News to day thirty. It's back

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Japan News today. Now, man, there's some big changes that have gone

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down since yesterday in this great land
of ours. And I want to see

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where our beautiful state of Texas stacks
up against the other states in this great

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nation of ours. And I'm talking
about minimum wage. Minimum wage increases went

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into effect for a lot of States, was Texas one of them? Oh,

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and if it wasn't, what is
our minimum wage? Do you even

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know? I don't find out then, and we'll find out exactly how would

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you be able to live city if
you were making minimum wage, which we're

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not far from up here at the
freak now real close to it. But

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thankfully our wonderful company pays us a
little bit more than minimum wage. Witter

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company is going to start offering maximum
wage. That should be happening. Money

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is not real, it can be
created. Well, you think that if

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you're saying that there is a minimum
wage, you're kind of inferring that there

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is also a maximum wage. Right, There is no maximum wage, just

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as capitalist society bro it is.
There's no such thing as a maximum wage,

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but there is a minimum wage.
Yeah, that things can change in

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election years. Eight o'clock. I
stayed up for MAVs Longhorns for Maths and

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Longhorns. But the Longhorns game,
which I defen knew it when they had

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seven forty five kickoff scheduled, I
knew it. They do this every year

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eight o'clock, nine o'clock on the
East coast. If you watch that game

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in the East coast wanted to see
it to the end of you were up

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till one am all because the Rose
Bowl, because we have to start the

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game at this time. We have
the Rose Bolt break and those bad off

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Rose Bowl. Those damn Bowl games
are eternal. They are. It's a

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four hour investment. Yeah, especially
if it's close. The other argument that

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I get about this is, well, if you like football, then like

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it's like longer, so who cares. I'm going no, that's not.

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We still have crap we gotta do
in life. You know, there's twenty

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four hours in a day, and
ideally four of those are not spent on

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a football game. Ideally four of
those are spent listening to the downbeat ideality.

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But you know, coin Flip,
we a little short handed today,

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bro, Yeah, Mikey's sick.
Yep, it's six season. I mean,

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we've got COVID and flu rates rising
throughout the Metroplex, and he told

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us he was not feeling good.
He took his test. He's not Uh,

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he's not Captain COVID today, which
is nice. I told him,

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if he can up here with even
the hint of a cough, he's gonna

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catch these hands. Because I don't
want to get to see Okay, Yeah,

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he's been feeling like asked for the
last forty eight and uh yeah,

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bad like hacking, cough all night
long. No fever though, which is

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good. And he took his little
COVID test yesterday and that came back negative,

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so he claims he'll be back tomorrow. But I knew this was gonna

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happen, and I thought it was
gonna happen to me because two nights ago

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or two mornings ago, I woke
up thinking, uh, oh, well,

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this is gonna be a great look
for me to be in bed with

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the flu. Yeah, when we're
supposed to be all hands on deck on

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jan second for what will be a
short work week for us. Maybe maybe

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for a lot of folks. I'm
sure, since yesterday was a holiday.

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Man, I was thinking, I'm
gonna be sick and I'm gonna have to

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make that damn phone call to the
boss and say, yeah, I know

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I've been off for two weeks,
but guess what, I'm not going to

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be back on time. I did
not have to make that phone call,

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but there's two people up here that
did, yes, and it's not either

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one of us. It's one of
them's Mikey Sroy and I believe Skin might

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be missing today as well because he
had big fever a couple days ago,

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apparently one seventeen celsius, which they
don't It's not good. He said.

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He topped out at one zero four
two days ago and it was much better

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back to like ninety nine yesterday,
but still not good to come back.

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I don't know what the rule of
thumb is, but I think it's twenty

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four hours fever free before you should
return, yeah, to work and be

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around people. Well, I don't
know. Once it's not there, I

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feel like I'm good. But you
know, this is the problem. If

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I get sick, I want to
be knocked out for a day and just

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get it out of systems. I'll
take a much more intense or harsh sickness

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than some lingering three four five day
thing. And I think that's what we've

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kind of been seeing with with well. I mean that was I'm trying not

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to combine COVID and the flukes are
two different things, but I feel like

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flu season January. I saw a
story on the news last night. It

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was kind of about that, why
your cold and flu symptoms linger this time?

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Of year, and I was like, oh, I don't really remember

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why. You're getting a good answer
why, But the point is, don't

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linger, get it to me and
get me back to work. They linger

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because people don't take advice and do
what they should do, which is nothing.

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Yeah, that's a problem is we
have to work. You know,

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most people don't have They're not afforded
the luxury of taking the necessary week off

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to recuperate, and they go back
early and that stuff just lingers lingers,

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and you can relapse and end up
right back where you started where. Look,

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man, I get it, and
we have that kind of pressure job

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where if you're not here, it's
pretty known and it's not looked upon favorably

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to just knock off a week from
work because you don't feel good. I

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mean date, after five days,
I was like, I'm ready to go

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back to work. And I wouldn't
have had two weeks off at Christmas except

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they switched their shows in July,
so these vacation days, I was like,

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I can't take them now with the
new show in July. So we're

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sitting here kind of like I mean, having two weeks uf at Christmas is

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nice, especially if you have to
travel or anything. Sure, after a

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week, I was like, I'm
good to go back. I'm recharged,

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I'm ready. Yeah, I felt
bad. Mikey was texting us last night

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saying, I feel terrible about leaving
you guys and not being there for the

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first day back. I'm like,
man, look, he's a young man.

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He's forty six, forty seven.
But still you start getting passed like

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thirty thirty five, forty and you
got to take these things a little bit

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more serious before. I know you
don't, but you will. And look,

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get the rest. No one's gonna
fault you for not coming in because

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you are sick. If he came
in sick, he was gonna be feeling

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worse than he feels now at home
because he was gonna catch these hands.

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Yeah, you said that earlier and
I thought it was silly, and you

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said it again, and it's even
more silly because you decided to repeat it.

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Oh, a duke outa turner,
Mikey's gonna catch hands. We're gonna

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get some New Year's stuff here in
a second. You know, that's a

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big story we're tracking this morning.
Danny. If you saw in Japan a

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passenger plane got hit by a Coastguard
plane and engulfed in flames on the runway.

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That'll be the most important thing in
the world. At six thirty five.

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It's the big story this morning.
Not only that they're they're having to

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fight through earthquakes too. I mean, what a man. Start to twenty

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two twenty four for Japan, and
that's the most important thing in the world

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here in DFW uh obviously support to
seven, we'll dive into the Cowboys game

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because there's a million different angles and
it was a crazy night that was all

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fueled by Jimmy Johnson going into the
Ring of Honor so much, so much

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to unpack. Does the unpacking never
stops? You tired of that one?

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By the way, I kind of
I kind of don't like that one.

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Do you have your phrases for twenty
twenty four that we need to get rid

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of? Dude? I need to
round them up because I've got plenty.

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Yeah, and also some verbal crutches
of mine that I just want to stop

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going with. But that's one of
them here. Big story, Well,

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all right, well get to it
then open your suitcase. Bro, mav

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sucked last night. We'll get to
that at eight. I do have an

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We're trying to get more out there, as you may know. Also

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over we're talking about Skin maybe being
out. I think it's in all likelihood.

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Yeah, it's sick. I was
wondering if if it was because he

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was on Epstein's list. We'll find
out at seven thirty. Oh my god,

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go ahead, Danny. Uh,
when's the last time you were a

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jack in the box? I thought
you said when was the last time I

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eat jack in the box? It's
pretty well, but yeah, there's one

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close to me though, so I
have getten the hankering for the quick.

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Let me just run through and see. You know, I've got the one

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that is. I could walk to
it within probably four minutes, four or

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five minutes from my house, drive
by it every day coming to We're going,

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you know, a couple of a
couple of talkies sound pretty good right

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now, but I typically pass once
every couple of months. I'll get hungry.

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Yeah, I'm go an blow through
here real quick. I haven't done

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it in probably seven or eight months, maybe since uh when Mike Reiner did

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the Jack in the Box Taco challenge
if you remember that, where he had

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to exist one day where every meal
was a Jack in the box taco and

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I think he ate like eight of
them, and he said, we didn't

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have any gastro intestinal ramifications. He's
far number one. He's a known liar,

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okay. And I was in the
room with him for four hours that

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not only that day, but the
next and maybe there wasn't any audio evidence

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of him having gastro intestine issues,
but the aroma is unforgettable. Yeah,

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yeah, so yes, he can't
yeh, you can't escape that. Well.

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They have unrolled their latest culinary brainchild, and it's called the smash Jack.

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Okay, and apparently the new greeting. Like when and I've worked in

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fast not fast food, but I've
worked at pizza places and one of them

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was a corporate corporate spot back in
my twenties. And you know, there's

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these directives that come down and when
when you unveil a new item, there's

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like these copy points that you have
to adhere to in ways that you have

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to serve the blizzard upside down,
and there's this lingo that you've got to

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get going to engage your your customers
and whatnot. Well, Jack and there's

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Jack in the box. There's no
exception for the the unveiling of their smash

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Jack because they're new greeting. When
you pull up to the drive through sans

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clown. You're probably too young to
remember the clown and you would go to

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the drive through and the big box
with the menu and the speaker. There's

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this big ass clown that was on
top of it, and I think sometime

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in the eighties they blew him up
animated. No, dude, this is

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an actual guy. No, not
a no, an inflatable no, no,

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no no. It was part of
like a metal contraption that was just

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a clown that was on top and
the jack, big head clown like a

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Jack in the box. Yeah,
it pops open and there's it was the

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reveal, you know, yeah,
when the jack comes out of the box

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anyway, stupid. I think they
blew him up in the eighties and that

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was a big marketing campaign. We're
blowing up the clown. Well, when

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you pull up to the drive through
and then you place your order, you

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know, you're typically greeted by an
employee. Their new greeting when you pull

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up to the drive through is hey
want to get smashed, and it's kind

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of going viral and employees at Jack
in the Box you're like, really,

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I gotta say this, because you
know what three in the three in the

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morning, when you're ordering food at
a drive through. Everybody's real mature,

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and especially with the crowd day market
too right and takes things real seriously,

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so they're they're not gonna they're not
gonna make fun of that. What a

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beating though, if you're what a
beating for employees that have to take on

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these exactly, but these directives from
these marketing folks and corporate folks that think

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this is going to be a great
campaign and it's key, And the next

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thing, you know, you get
these employees are like, really, I

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have to do this. And there's
a girl, Hey, welcome to Jack

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in the Box. I want to
get smashed? Hell yeah, hell yeah,

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hell yeah. Is the guy already
had it in his hand while ordering?

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I ever heard it Jack in the
Bux. I'm telling right now you

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guys. You know I can take
my talents over to Taco Bueno at any

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point. Yeah, just so you
know, dude, on fast Food on

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the Fast Food Mixed Master where I
live, you just walk ten feet and

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there's another one. Yeah, no
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It's what's wild about when you moved
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tired of it after about a year, but it's kind of exciting when you

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move to a new spot and you're
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spots. I can go to the
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I think I could eat fast food
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have a repeat. I don't think
I'm kidding. You got enough? Yeah,

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well you don't want it again either
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I've had a place, I won't
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just on one side of the highway, if you look left to right,

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there was a Denny's, there was
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and a waffle house. Now when
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the south side, the good stuff, so much stuff. There's a freaking

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Grande's next to a Grand capon D's. It's like nineteen eighty two, that

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ridiculous all over again. Up in
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I know that area though, Oh
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the Captain d still exists. Oh
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and then across from that you have
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I mean, I'm not kidding,
Kevin. Then you have like Taco

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Lane, Ye, Taco Lane,
Chicken Lane, Burger Lane, everything,

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and then you get a little bit
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many. That's when you get your
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But it's great. Yeah, if
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Uh no, no, that's that's
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right by that on they going off
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you know, if you like fast
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I complete, won't you be my
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you can call her text in at
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seven eight seven one nine seven one. We've got J. J. Jackson

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in their patrol and that for us
of course. Mikey uh gone, he'll

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be back next week. It was
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so maybe that's what made him sick, as they gave up about sixty points.

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Danny, before we get into the
most important thing in the world in

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about ten minutes, what did uh? How was your New Year's situation?

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I hang out? Yeah, yeah. I kept a little Malki overnight because

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his mom had a thing with her
family, and I just said, you

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know what, give me that baby, and we were asleep before before the

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New Year rang in. I did. I did get a text from my

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mom on the East coast right at
eleven o'clock my time, and uh wishing

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wishing me a happy New Year.
I thought that was very nice, Like,

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Mom, why are you still up? You go to bed at like

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eight. We didn't go out or
anything. In fact, we actually uh

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by we me and rock. She
went to her family's thing and they stay

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up all night, and I went
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like my mom's birthday weekend too.
So I hung out with my parents in

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Olney, a couple hours away.
And uh, you know, my brother's

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got three little girls under the age
of six, so but they all made

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it. But did you see what
was airing on? Like because you have

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your traditional it's weird as a Sunday
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football is on. We're Packers fans, so watch the Packers game. It

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was like Dick Clark's New Year's Rock
and Eve with Ryan Seacrest, which made

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me go when Ryan Seacrest dies,
it's gonna be Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest

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New Year's Rock and Eve with Bad
Buddy, It'll always be Dick Clark's rocking

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New Year's Eve with the predecessor yeah, because he was the first one.

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It makes sense even though they wronged
him that one time when they made him

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go out into the countdown. When
the predecessor, that's the person that came

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before you, whoever comes after Ryan
Seacrest, it'll still I think they'll still

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retain the Dick Clark name, right, I think so. I don't think

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it really matters. I don't think
anybody cares to be I mean, Kevin,

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I'm surprised you brought it up,
i Okaye. I shouldn't have,

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honestly, but his whole show wronged
him that year that they made him do

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the countdown when he after he'd had
a stroke. That was the most shocking

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thing. He sounded like me after
a great joke. He can barely get

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words out while he was counting backwards
from ten. We should make you do

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that when you tell a good joke, just start counting down. The New

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Year five is known as the famous
one where they heeded the countdown. I

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don't want to play it. We
don't need to play it. Who's the

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here? Let me let me say
something while you while you play again.

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It's that case. It almost sounds
like that case of when the person is

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wearing a headset and they're in a
stadium where there's an echo and they and

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they always sound drunk like they they
sound stroky, but his was real stroke.

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It's his show, and he had
had a stroke recently. Why did

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they up for this? Because four
is known as the last time that he

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did the countdown pre stroke. Then
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point and his producers on his show
and ABC made him do the countdown at

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five and he king, you creak
me up here? You seven? Six?

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That's not the one he said,
It sounds perfect. That must have

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been the year before. Oh my
gosh, never mind, it's not worth

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it. And also right, rest
in peace? Uh rest p eleven years

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ago. So that's on. So
that's happening, and I'm like interesting.

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Flipped it over to the other channels. CBS went all in on Blake Shelton.

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They had Nashville New Year's Eve.
Hell yeah, Fox, I don't

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know what that foxes doing. So
I'm just kind of waiting looking the Eastern

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thing. Yeah, they should as
the most popular show. Get ready for

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season twelve of that coming up in
February day, What dumbass game do you

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want us to play? With that, I think we should have a mass

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singer draft. Oh my god,
tried to draft who would be the mystery

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se less celebrities that they put on? That I think can be fun.

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Can we just transfer all of my
SNL picks and just yea them, have

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them fill those holes. I'm okay
with that. Okay, So then I

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go to a channel five, NBC
five because they usually the last few years

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had done Lone Star New Year's Eve
at Texas Live now Big d n Y

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was a great tradition here down you
know by the American Airline Center. The

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stars would play as they did this
year and got a big eight to one

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victory and the Stars just murdered them. That's a good tradition. New Year's

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Eve stars play and then you come
out there some concert and a big party

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down there, a mess, but
a party, and that just has gone

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away now and the last few years
it was like Texas Live. Well,

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this year they did lone Star New
Year's Eve and they did a huge fireworks

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thing out of Reunion Tower yep,
okay, which they is common to do

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fireworks off Reunion Tower. Was that
every year, but they kind of had

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a set up there comboed that up
with some drones with the Drone Show and

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the Drug Show was ridiculous. Dude, they're out of this world. It

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was incredible. And these are I
mean, look the Drone Show slash replacing

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the fireworks by all metrics. People
love it better. They're just so incredibly

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well executed and perfectly coordinated. And
we're pretty young into the advent of this

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technology. Yeah, can you imagine
what these are gonna look like in ten

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years? Okay, Well, this
is the thing there was and I would

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never question, like like nitpick something
like this, but there was a small

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like there was a bit of a
gaff at the end. But their Drone

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Show they said had five hundred drones, okay, and the way did it

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worked, I thought it was a
thousand, the fact that it was five

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hundred. But they did decade by
decade, and they changed the music by

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each decade. So it started in
like the forties or fifties. Okay,

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fifties, it was like some Elvis
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They well, tricky history here.
They played some Chuck Berry and apparently

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he used to fart on hookers.
That's just a thing. Thanks for that.

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Nugget and they moved to the seventies. Music changes to the eighties is

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kind of fun to guess what song
are they gonna play? Good thing?

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There was no farting on hookers in
the seventies, thank god. And then

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the nineties. I was like,
I said, there going, We're just

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I guess what nineties on they might
play Nirvana, maybe maybe, maybe that's

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a grunge. They played Can't Touch
This by my mc hammer. That was

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in the nineties. I thought it
was late eighties personally, but you know

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it was in the transition because the
drones there's a few drones set to the

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side that are changing the number nineteen
eighty and they switch around to go to

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ninety, but they form mc hammer
and they make a platform and he's doing

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the dance back and forth, you
know, the mc hammer pants dance.

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That was incredible. And you were
watching this on television, watching this on

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television while also they're throwing it back
and forth to a pre recorded concert at

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the factory of bowling for Soup and
our good friends the Vandaliers. What yes

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on TV? Yes on TV channel
eight It would have been Channel five MBC

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five, but it was airing in
wichital Falls where I was. I was

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getting it on Channel three in wichital
Falls. Well that was a good thing

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about wichitaff Falls as you got all
the Dallas feed. They don't anymore,

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they don't they only but oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah,

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we never got anything from Dallas.
Out in near Abilene. We and

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which the falls, and we had
a couple years remember when we got Channel

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five and Channel eight, you know
Fox for all of them, we all,

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but not anymore. We got weird
affiliates. That's wild man. The

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vandals are on TV. Yeah,
the vandalers are and look those aren't good

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friends. I thought that was neat, but that was just uh, that's

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how I watched it right there.
And you know, they had the cool

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thing where if you're at home,
you send in the tweet and you hosh

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tugget and they'll put your tweet up
on the Did you do the TV?

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Did you do it? Absolutely?
I tried to, but I didn't take

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any pictures with any of the cute
babies or dogs around me. Yeah,

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