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The morning round when you need he's
a disappearing sales guys. You're all alone

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out a cell phone store. Where
is everybody? That's the disappearing sales guy.

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Hey, sorry, I was promised
economic impact. You're just standing in

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the corner on your phone. He's
speeding off in his brand new Mazda Miata

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top down, went through his advanced
hair tradition. We were stored. He

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got for free a tribute to the
disappearing salesman this morning, for four hours,

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the way it should be. This
is the downbeat on ninety seven won

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the freak. Look at us,
watch us shine. His name is Danny

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Baylis, My name is Michelle Sidawa. Her name is J. J.

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Jackson. What else do you possibly
need? Maybe little KT in your life.

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It's not necessarily what you need,
it's what you want. Can't help

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you if it's kt you wanted.
Sometimes you get what you want you didn't

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realize that you actually wanted it.
Dude, write a song. I just

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I just did disappearing. You should
see how literally did disappearing sales guy want

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more? He should do a song
about that. Spend the whole weekend and

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he's like, Okay, I'll dude, it'll be really funny. Yeah yeah,

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okay, all right, I'll try
and then I call you Sunday like

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we should just scrap that after I've
got like eight hours in the studio.

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That was a stupid idea. He's
got the Taco tacos song. That's dumb

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idea, really no content. Just
write something about tacos. It will be

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great. I was misguided when I
suggested that song. That was foolish.

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Ok t don't want you. He'll
be back manyana as I think today he

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ventures back from New Yawk. All
right, is that divius bastard makes his

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way back? You really are the
most devious Boston in Neil yaw sits here?

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What is that from? Uh Vampires? Oh? That's a Laslow who

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is really legit funny and I don't
even watch the show anymore. It's one

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of those that hit hard, hit
beautifully, and then I couldn't get enough

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for a season. And then I'm
like, ah, probably good here and

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maybe it's still excellent. I don't
know what's it called what we Do in

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the Shadows? Yeah, what we
do in the Shadows. It's funny,

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But lad that dude is funny,
man. I hadn't interviewed him, not

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me personally, but no, you
guys did a couple of times. You

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guys did the other guy, the
main guy. As we search for answers

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and we have someone probably right across
from us that has all these these answers,

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we may as well introduce them real
Quick's right there, you were figured

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at eight thirty nine ish instead of
six oh four. Yeah, just come

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up here and sit for two hours, dude, okay, not a bad

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bit. Hey, come up and
help us out and then never introduce it.

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Why hear I make thanks to sitting
there. Steve, Steve Shackle for

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ladies and gentlemen. Yes see,
we got is wandered in about twenty minutes

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ago early today. If I don't
talk, you can't prove that I'm actually

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here. I like, just sitting
here for four hours. We got Steve

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normally heard on the Bed and Skin
show featuring the always lovely Christina Ray,

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and we kind of just hijacked him. There may maybe be tension, so

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we don't really ask. It was
like an Air Force one scenario. You

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guys came up through the bottom of
the plane. So I appreciate it.

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Off, get off of my show. There's a lot of that did detect

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a little bit of passive aggressiveness yesterday. Yeah, I know, Ben hit

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you with it. He was doing
it loud, so where I heard it?

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Yeah, because Ben, I don't
know if you were in here.

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But Ben asked me if I would
leave the Downbeat today to join their show

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because Steve was going to be missing
it works best for all of our child

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care. And I didn't. I
didn't really get what he was doing until

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it was almost over. It was
like, oh, oh, oh,

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okay, so really nobody nobody got
clearance on this move. No ohs were

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not adhered to. Just like Air
Force one. We just assumed clearance was

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kind of understood. Yes, the
rest of the flight patterns can be diverted

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where we're going. One of the
very first films in the filmography of Sroy

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Pictures was Air Force two. Oh
please write it. We didn't get too

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far in the plot. We just
thought it'd be hilarious to name a film

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air Force two, and somehow convinces
Harrison Ford to be on board again.

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He gets a call from his agent, what yeah, two. We were

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struggling that air Force one two,
which is an equally moronic name would you

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go with to t o O.
It's not a Leslie Nielsen picture, which

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is air Force one two. Sounds
like a moronic thing to just be pushing

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around Christmas time. Get off my
plane again, I would go see it.

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That's Force one to. Basically all
my pictures have it to it.

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I'm like Earth two. Mm hmmm, mister president, there's a problem in

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the cockpit. The cockpit? What
is it? Well, it's the room

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in the front of the plane where
the pilots hit. But that's not important

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right now. Wait, well I
saw that line an airplane again, step

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on board for danger, Get off
my plane. And that's not the halle

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Berry movie, is it? No, that's the Monster's ball. The Monster's

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ball. Okay, well there's one
airplane with sling blade. Yeah. I

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actually I have never seen Monsters Ball. Was it hot? It's sad?

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It's so sad? Was it hot
and sad? Because that's my favorite combo.

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You would love her beauties? You
would love it then if you like

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a little tears with your sex.
Yeah, and this movie's right up your

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ally. I need uh leaving Las
Vegas? Is that Elizabeth Shoe or is

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it? I believe that's correct.
I can't believe she won an Oscar for

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that for what leaving Las Vegas.
Yeah, it wasn't good or I mean,

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it's just well, we tend to
lift up black women, I shut

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up, not tear them down.
Had I just said shut up, no,

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shut up. No, I'm happy. I'm happy for her. But

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it was I don't know, you
didn't think her performance was rate and that

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great? I mean, what was
better that year? That's what I'm saying.

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I'm not too sure on that particular. Yeah, to stack it up

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against the competition, you know what
thin ice? I would have been ice

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skating out on if I launched off
with boy halle Berry should not have won

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an Oscar for Monsters ball, don't
with JJ, the white bald man on

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this, I wouldn't have argued,
I'm saying that was the thin ice.

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I wouldn't know. Oh no,
I mean because you haven't seen it though,

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right, No, I've not seen
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she was good in it. I
don't I just don't know what was

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what was out that year? Honestly, two thousand and two. Yeah,

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let's see, because she was the
first, you know, African American to

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win. I got you got two
thousand. I celebrate though, I do

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too, but it's just I don't
know. I don't know. Well on

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that note, before these guys find
it one of the worst ever? Was

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it Cooopa Gooding Junior for uh Jerry, which was a great movie and he

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was great in But wasn't that was
that the the depths of Oscar so White?

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Or was that was that before it? Rember? That's pretty much always

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been. Yeah. Yeah, there's
really no pivot moment. There's always been

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that way. I just don't know
that he was. It was an energy

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performance from Kouba that year, for
sure. It was just so good that

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it needed to be awarded. Okay, so the two yeah, the one

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film year, yes, so it
was Halle Berry nominated against Sissy Spasic for

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in the Bedroom. Don't recall that
film, uh Judy dench in Iris,

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don't recall that one particularly. And
then Nicole Kidman from Mulin Rouge never saw

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it? Do you guess see it? I didn't ever sit down and watch

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it. Song and Dance, isn't
that what? Yeah? I think I

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saw Chicago, which was around the
same time, but I don't think I

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ever saw Mulan Rouge and then Renee
Zelwigger was the last nominee for Bridget Jones's

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Diary. Oh yes, and I
bet it wasn't for me myself and Irene

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in that year. She was so
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deserving when you consider the competition.
Competition, So she's yeah, although,

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I mean, dude, that's like
two two of the three of those actresses

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are just freaking amazing. Judy Dance, Sissy's basic. I mean, Nicole

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Kidman's great. Who you cutting out
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mean, she's fine. She was
really good in Judy as Judy Garland.

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Oh really, yeah, yeah she
was, Yeah, she was. We

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have we have met our quota for
sad movies this week. Great movies,

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but tear jerkers. Do you even
know what Monsters Ball is about? Oh?

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No, you guess, Uh no, I have. Boy, that's

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a hard one, do you that
one? You'll ever get it? A

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couple of times? Yeah you won't. Yeah. It's about a woman whose

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son, her son dies, and
it's the way she's and she's super poor,

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lives in a you know, small
southern town, and it's about how

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she processes her grief and it kind
of culminates in a sex scene with her

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and Billy Bob Thornton, where that's
a choice that she's making in that moment

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and it and she's incredibly just grief
stricken over the loss of her son and

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she's just looking for some kind of
connection. I thought that scene was,

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you know, everybody talked about how
you know, just hot it was,

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but I was like, this is
one of the saddest scenes I've ever seen.

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Yeah, it's really really heartbreaking.
Did she do it? I mean,

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she had sex with Billy, but
she made she felt so bad about

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her life at that moment that she
said yes to sling Blade. Yeah to

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Carl apparently was a racist too.
Yeah, it was even crazier. Yeah,

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but I mean, Holly Band,
you gotta it's a dark through these

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things. It's a really dark film. But she did it because she liked

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him or just a slump bust or
somehow super sad and you know, like

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he was he was from a racist
kind of like his dad was like triple

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racist, so it was like that
kind of you grow up in that environment

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and it kind of trickles down and
filters down to you, and you know,

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he probably trying to process all of
that, and I think he I

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think they liked each other and he
tried to help him out a little bit.

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But yeah, that was a That
is funny, the racist guy being

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presented with the most beautiful woman who
happens to be black. And then,

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well, you know, I love
everyone, especially if they're sad. Anyone.

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Well, y'all, let's celebrate Holly
Berry today. Do you like alle

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Berry? JJ? Yeah, I
like. Do you think she's that good

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of an actress? I think she's
okay, I think she's solid. Well

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what else is she doan? Yeah? I think if you gave the quizzer

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who was the first African American female
to win supporting actress Holly probably a lot

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of people wouldn't say Halle Berry,
wouldn't think Halle Berry. Oh yeah,

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John Wick chapter three, who was
in sword Fish, Yeah, not that

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much. Yeah, she's okay?
Yeah x men. Well the movie Perfect

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Stranger, that's not even the good
TV show Perfect Stranger, m h.

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Or the Dump Purple Song with balkyboard
Tacamas that's him America or Burst cousin Laddy,

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Ah, I miss it. So
we got Steve here chilling with us.

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That's nice, right, I love
it. Thanks for coming in,

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dude. We get to know Steve
at six thirty. I think there's a

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lot I don't know. I don't
know about you. Should we have a

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lot to learn about Steve. I
have questions. And then it's sort of

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getaway day from me. I am
gone tomorrow, and then the Thanksgiving week

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Katie is back Manyana Dingy was here
tomorrow, and then audio smofo. Then

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it's time for Italian Thanksgiving. Not
to be confused with Italian Spider Man,

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totally different things, Steve. Are
you familiar with the fine work of Italian

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Spider Man. I think I was
not until you did a segment on it,

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maybe six to eight months ago.
And I don't think I've gone and

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watched any of it, but I
definitely did look it up that day and

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was perplexed by the phenomenon of Italian
Spider Man. Yeah, Italian Spider Man

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has you know, on the surface, he doesn't look like your prototypical superhero.

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He's quite out of shape. He
chain smokes big cigarettes. He has

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a red, long sleeved shirt with
magic marker from an outline of a spider

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on the front. It was a
mustache, long brown hair, but he

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is really good at romancing the ladies
with his flamenco style guitar. That's pretty

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much about it. And you can
fight pretty good. What year is it?

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I mean, is this actually old
or is this a few years old

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trying to look like? No,
this is old. This is like fifteen

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sixteen years ago. Okay, I
didn't know until right now. That's where

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this gift comes from. We all
know, no clue. Yeah, and

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I like that gift. Yep,
I didn't know that was that yeah,

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two thousand and seven. Oh okay, so it is sort of Nacho Leebre

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esque, made to look older than
it is. Uh, well, Italian

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Cavio will be back Maniana, and
uh you guys will be strong. And

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then next week Danny's gone. Stay
in town nothing, yeah, staying in

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town. Yeah. Yeah, you
just had to burn the days. Man.

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If you don't, they burned themselves
for you. You don't get them,

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you don't get to carry them over. No, we just didn't take

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any dang vacation this year. I
know, like it all just piled up

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and I got caught up with a
bunch in our pocket that we have to

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use. I think Mike Rider's gone
until March because he had so much vacation

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extra days of that deal. Did
you see the email with his dates out?

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It's like four emails from Golden Mike
Rider out this day, this day,

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this day. Right. Yeah,
Yeah, he's gone a bunch.

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Well, it's all well deserved.
Man. Everybody's been kind of head down,

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rocking pretty hard all year trying to
get this bad boy up and flying.

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And look at us sore now it's
not working. Just like flying,

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just like Air Force one in the
clouds, that's us. We're like the

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montage of like pre Right Brothers successful
flight. We're that crappy plain ideas like

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the spiral is just my favorite.
Really like that's us. Like an engineer

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had to draw up that plan and
then it passed to you know, pass

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through development into manufacturing, and they're
building this thing going I think this is

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gonna work, and it's just a
damn umbrella just plunging up and down.

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I think if they had some slats
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then shut when it came down.
In theory, no, I'm sorry,

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that mighty trying, but you know, open shut down the push just they're

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trying to invent flight Okay, are
you really gonna tell me there's just a

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there's bad ideas, now throw them
out. But yes, you're right passing

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mustard to get to the production phase. Yes, who seems to be Who

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was the guy with the middle school
you know, understanding of physics to just

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stop in, step in and go
you know what? That's not gonna work.

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And we're talking about like the late
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Somebody should have said no. And
there's like a spiral thing too,

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wasn't There's like a corkscrew they try
to turn on real fast and that would

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get us up there. Yeah.
One of them definitely had bike pedals.

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I remember that. That's an odd
thing to Did the Right Brothers have bike

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pedals? I think like somebody had
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ground at some point, But then
once you're in the air, I'm like,

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I don't know what the bike pedals
are doing in the air. The

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prop, right, they had multiple
of problems? Yeah, gotcha? Yeah?

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Was the Right Brothers a glider?
Did they have a prop? No?

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It had it had props. I'm
pretty sure they did. Yeah too,

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we should get one of them White
brothers on okay and learn about this

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first in flight Carolina. Yep,
Cowboys beat the Panthers just the other day.

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More than that at Sports at seven. Let's replace something real quick.

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Is that cool? Yep? This
is from yesterday. Found it fungy.

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Danny did all the work on this. If you missed it yesterday. This

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is audio that we found from the
F one race in Las Vegas. Our

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very own DFW racer, Garland Richardson
found himself surprisingly behind the wheel of an

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F one car in the Las Vegas
Grand Prix. Incredible. Yeah, drama

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in this clip is serious events that
led to it, and then the gripping

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drama of a fifty one year old
behind the wheel of a F one car

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for the first time in his life
fifty one five ten two and eight pounds

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packed in their tight even comments on
that he wants to get out. Huh,

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I think you have it, Danny. I'm ready to go JJ if

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you'll pop me up. Yeah,
let's fight. Thanks Lab. Welcome,

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Welcome, Welcome to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. A race we've been waiting

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a long long time for and there's
no way it disappoints. Hello everyone.

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Nigel Percy here live from the Vegas
Strip for the inaugural Las Vegas Grand Prix,

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brought to you by the brand new
brit Box Limited series Megan and Harry,

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a revolutionary romance. Shocking news from
the park as an American driver will

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be on the grid as an emergency
replacement. Daniel Ricardo has had to withdraw

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due to what his team is claiming
flew like symptoms. But we haven't on

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good authority from multiple so that Ricardo
was seen in the wee hours of last

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night playing Mega Moolah and double fisting
Irish car bombs at the Golden Nugget,

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so it's no wonder he's not feeling
up to par today. His surprising last

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minute replacement will be a fifty one
year old Texas rookie driver from the Dallas

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suburb of Grand Prairie one, Garland
Richardson, widely known as DFW's Fastest Mind.

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This is Goland's first ever F one
race. Let's listen in now on

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the race radio communication with Garland and
his Alpha Torre team. All right,

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boys, here we go, Sit
back and watch DFW's fastest Man show you

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how it's done. Okay, holy
shit, this thing is fast, too

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fast. Too fast? Holy Shitnesday, focus Garland. All right, fellas,

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there are about seventy five buttons on
this steering wheel. They are all

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blinking, they are all flashing,
and I don't have a damn clue what

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any of them do a galling?
You're going to nat a few touching?

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Are y'all seeing this sphere yet?
I think is badass? What was that,

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Garland? What was that an aluminium
kin? No, Sir, Jesus

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Christ fair Well, the love of
God, eyes on the road, gardlet

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fair Caesar's Palace. That's a casino. Evil fucking canievl tozie magnet man.

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Boys, I am packed in here, tight, son of a bitch.

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It is tight. Pop this seatmelt
off for a few laps. Please do

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not touch your seatmelt Garlic you.
I'm freaking out in here, damn it.

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I just got passed by the little
Japanese boy Kamakazi. Move. My

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granddaddy would not be happy about this. Glan. You've slowed down a bit,

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is everything? All right? I
dropped my goddamn lighter. All right,

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I'm trying to fish it out with
my from under the brake pedal.

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Give me a goddamn minute. American
Golin. Richardson continues to struggle. He's

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currently in lost place. All right, boys, what's bottom? I am

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currently p twenty? How many cars
are in this race? There are twenty?

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Bullshit? Watch your oil pressure fee
Stop looking at the bloody sphere.

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All right, fellas, I'm coming
in. How long do these pit stops

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usually take? I gotta pop out
for a minute or two take a piss

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hit. Stops take about three seconds, Garland? Three seconds? Bullshit?

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Maintain focus? Damn it? What
the hell was that, Golin? That

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was max for stopping lopping you again
for slap eight. Fellas. You gotta

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know there's a serious emergency in turn
four. What is it? Garland?

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There's a blonde gal with the biggest
pair of tas I've ever seen in my

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life. She's right on top of
the overpass. Glin, please focus,

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all right, alright, I'm gonna
slow down just a little bit and get

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a look at them goat bags,
Golin. We keep it hearing what sounds

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like aluminium cans being opened? What
is that? We got two words for

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you, pants blue Jesus Christ far
oh Dear. Colin Richardson has seemed to

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have lost control over his car.
Launched over the embankment and into the lobby

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of Herr's Hotel and Casino. A
ghastly event for Team Alfer Torri. The

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F one community is just gutted and
the Las Vegas Grand Prix is in total

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shambles. Will take a brief pause
in action as we get order restored.

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Yeah, just eat up, just
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of times, they swear by them. A couple of them defended them.

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One of them admitted they were trash, but oh yeah he did it.

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them big fans of the mushy pea. It's just a pee that you smash

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right. Oh yes, I don't
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some butter and salt. I bet
they're they're pretty buttered up. Yeah,

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the mushy pee. I don't know. Mushy Pee Radio till ten o'clock today

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it is Danny Baillis and I Mike
s Roy. We have Steve with us

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for four hours. Thanks for hanging
out with us this morning. If you

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want to win tickets to see the
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a Tuesday, November twenty eighth game. I will direct you to the eight

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o'clock segment. We're playing a game
that we haven't played a while, basically

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called Who's More Twitter Famous, where
Danny has presented a bunch or will present

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a bunch of Twitter handles. We
have to decide if they have more or

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less followers than we do. I
was in a close battle with Taco Bell

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Canada the last time we played this, and you could just use Taco Bell

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Canada again because I don't remember who
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I've lowered my number is lowered significantly
in the last year. What did

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you do a bot cleanse? No, just the people of DFW, I

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think turning their back on me.
Eight o'clock will play that game and we'll

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have two callers on the line,
one of them going to war with Steve,

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one with myself, and the winner
of that thing will win some tickets

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to MAVs and Rockets. You can
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MAVs dot com if you like.
That'll be at eight o'clock. We got

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Dingo's Morning News at eight thirty.
Nine o'clock is the return of the Mojo

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questions that you really want to know, you can't ask a family member,

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by texting us at two on four
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you no one's gonna look up that
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can ask some wild stuff, whatever's
on your mind, whatever you always wanted

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to ask. Three really cool dudes
you have that why'd you make that face?

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Why do you make cringe faces?
I saw a bug. What a

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great excuse for anything I thought I
saw Right when I said cool, she

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went, she went cringe face.
I saw something. I'm sorry, kind

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of this minor headshake, but luckily
it was just a bug. Oh,

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you can text us any questions you
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tell you the truth. That'll be
at the nine o'clock this morning. But

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coming up next, we said,
Steve is here. He's here to help

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us. It's the most important thing
in the world, and for us,

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that's getting to know who is this
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