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ready to go for tax day today? Did you guys do your taxes?

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I don't know. Oh no,
that is a tough one. That's kind

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of not a great answer. Did
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everyone needs a good extension. What
do we have until sundown? You do

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your taxes yet I don't know.
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you emailed me. Yeah, the
great Rob Baines. He's the best.

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So I send him all my stuff
and then that, yeah, that's it,

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he's got you. He will Okay, good because I know like today

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do don't you have some friends that
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word accountants? Tax accountants, certified
public accountants. This is their super Bowl

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swamped last month. If he doesn't
have time to like send you a text

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to go, hey, got everything
looks good? Exactly. You just get

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your return back and the direct deposit
shows up in your account and you're I

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didn't give him my bank account info. It's what a bad sign he would

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get with you on that? What
if my kind of typo in the email

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too? So it really Mike thinks
he sent it over, but it didn't.

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Don't worry, And I sent it
to Rob baronas insteads Yeah, I

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said to Rob Ross and he's just
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got him, looks good, thanks
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he's he's still take it from me. I didn't want to whip him with

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an email like, hey, sorry, I know I'm new with you and

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I wasn't easy. I wasn't you
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but I just took a while to
get I need all your tax statements from

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the last year. I need your
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stuff I can't find. I'm disorganized. Yeah, I'm not dealing with mine

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until what is it October? Your
taxes till you're on the six month extension

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plan. Yes, it's incredible,
given them my damn money until I absolutely

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have to, really, yeah,
in case something happens to you, because

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you do a lot of self employment. Does music vounder self employment? It's

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the amount of documentation that I have
to submit. Yeah, Like I've got

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a folder just for twenty twenty three
of just random things, random stuff too

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or no, yeah, all of
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bar stuff, publishing stuff, just
so much nonsense. And it's not even

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enough to even it's not enough to
make it even matter, but enough,

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like fiscally financially for me, but
it's enough that I have to account for.

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And then you know there's whatever your
mortgage stuff that you get all those

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I mean just so many little things
that I'm just like, I don't want

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to say every year because of all
the self employment stuff. Yeah, you

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pay money, you don't get a
return. I've hardly ever in the last

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ten years gotten gotten money on my
return. I'm always paying a good self

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apployment tax sucks. They come and
get you. If you don't work for

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a corporation, they come and get
you. But you do work for a

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corporate, absolutely. But if any
other money that I make, yeap,

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because he's probably just taken straight cash
from that, then yeah, you forget

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to set aside whatever the twenty five
to forty that should be taken out and

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then they K nine you at the
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you got to pay on it.
Just a dog your house to bite you.

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Kevin is a K nine I guess, or whatever it's called. That

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K two German shepherd's here. Just
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the foot, don't let him in. Don't tell them out here. My

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feet are out. Nothing's gonna happen
to you before October. Dude, you're

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not flying over the Atlantic. I
fine, You're gonna be fine. But

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for those of us that are flying
over the Atlantic. Probably a good year

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to not file your taxes. Yeah, man, I did it. It's

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good not to worry about I like
not having to think about it, get

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ahead of it. I know you
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might have an argument, but tomorrow. Most important thing you have to tell

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us about your adventure? Really?
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my least one of my least favorite
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I guess pre vacation talk. Yeah. I don't need pre vacation when

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I get back. Yeah, cool
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I want to know where you're going. Your plan is your adventure. I

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know nothing I go and I'm I've
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I kind of do. Well,
Who's he's terrible? That means roxy

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has to do everything and he's just
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where are we going? Now?
That must be nice? Just take the

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up, beare feet up? This
sounds like weaponized incompetence. Okay, there's

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a show nicknames very good. Keep
that in mind, right, How do

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they learn about duvets? How are
we supposed to know what a duvet is?

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Yeah? Live my entire life.
What was this debate? Duve?

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What do I put in it?
Why is this my responsibility? Hot women?

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What a duvet is? How do
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about bidets? No, douve?
Do you know what a douve? What

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a is? But that's not all
that confusing? Did you know compared to

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a bidday? What did you learn
at fifteen? I don't know when I

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learned what a duvet was? Not
before you you ever involved with the woman,

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That's when he learned. Right?
There might be an argument that I

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still don't know exactly what to dovey
cover right? Yeah? Is it the

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thing that covers over your blanket,
like you cover your blanket in that?

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Yeah, you slide your comfort inside
the duvet? Who knew what that was?

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We did without being involved with a
woman. Okay, don't lie,

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Danny. You knew what a duvet
was no before a woman told me what

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it was? Yes? How did
they learn? What school did they go

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to to learn that? Their moms? The moms, the moms, the

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moms told them doing it tomorrow?
Yeah, don't want to. I have

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a lot of questions, and so
does Mikey. I mean, this is

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your first trip to Europe. This
is a significant thing. Okay, we'll

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do when I get back. And
there are people listening who either aspire to

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go to Europe or want to go
to Italy, and I think it's I

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think it'll be fantastic content when we
get back. Okay, I don't care

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that much, So fine, it's
just a coincidence. We'll talk about it

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when I get back, and maybe
tomorrow, but probably when I get back.

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God, I swear it's like talking
to Trump. We'll talk about it

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when I get back. Maybe tomorrow, nobody knows. Now, let's do

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it. Now, Just do Gettysburg. Danny really wants us to play Gettysburg.

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I just think this is a really
funny lesson in history. All right,

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here's the Trump campaign. We're in
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been to nap Schnecksville Ville. We
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my audio? Please? Sorry?
Yeah? Where our union with say fy

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the immortal Heroes at Gettysburg. Gettysburg. What an unbelievable battle that was the

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Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable
I mean, it was so much and

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so interesting and so vicious and horrible
and so beautiful in so many different ways.

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It represented such a big portion of
the success of this country. Gettysburg.

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Pennsylvania to look and to watch and

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the statement of Roberty Lee, who's
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notice that no longer in favor?
Never fight uphill me boys, Never fight

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uphill. They were fighting uphill.
He said, Wow, that was a

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big mistake. He lost his great
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uphill me boys. But it was
too late. That's the new four score

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and seven years ago. Hadn't never
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just to watch, oh, and
look to watch and look. Wow,

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so vicious, so horrific and beautiful. It would be hard to get caught

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on a live bike and just have
a history lesson sprung on you. He

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was going to Was he in Gettysburg
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One of these weird Nexville, Pennsylvania. Well that's always good to hear from

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the great orator. Yeah, just
a few months for the election. That's

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why it's important audio. And if
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in the last seven days, I
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equal shots. Boom boom. All
right, we'll move on. Why

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am I get tweets about the Reality
Steve podcast? Okay? Uh? Ryan

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Gosling was your host of SNL this
week How was this weekend? This weekend?

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How was Ryan Gosling? Yeah?
I don't know. He laughed the

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entire time. It's like Ryan Gosling
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skit, everyone, every single It
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breaking. I mean he was breaking. He was making everybody else break.

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it together pretty well. Man.
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apart and there's no audio to play
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a visual. Let's do weekend update
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I mean you got to tell the
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just completely knocked the entire show off
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the Beavis and butt Heead bit.
Basically, it's a news Nation Talented's like

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when you were a little kid,
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you would just God like Meet the
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a town hall and Keenan Thompson is
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the camera goes back and forth to
them, and sitting behind the interviewer is

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Ryan Gosling. But he looks exactly
like Beavis. He's wearing the little shorts,

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he's got a T shirt that says
Death Rock, and his hair is

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that weird blonde pompadour that's going straight
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just a dude. I Death Rock, but he's just a dude. Like

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he doesn't sound like Beavis at all. And Keenan cannot focus and he's like

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kind of she generally look turn and
look at him, but she moves him.

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Okay, So then Beavis moves to
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seat, and then keep going and
answering the questions and then sitting down in

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that empty chair, here comes butt
Head and it's Micky Day and he's got

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something in his mouth that's made his
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so it's like he's got the hair
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showing and it is so funny,
and Kevin is I think this is a

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very astute observation is they probably did
this in rehearsal and they're not wearing the

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outfits. So when Heidi turns around
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it's her first time seeing them and
she cannot keep it together. Amazing.

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I'm looking at a picture of that
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that says skull skull. They're like, I'm sorry, I don't know what

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the deal is. I'm just here
to learn about AI. Yeah, they

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talk like normal men. No,
no, all, although they did make

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them laugh and then they kind of
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him too. Keithan goes, they're
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they've got their hands on their knees. That's so funny. And they're like,

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we don't even I've never seen this
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it. It was tremendous, pretty
good. So you go to the weekend

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update. Michael ja is doing a
joke here about women's sports, which he

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often does. Here we go Thursday
of Iowa announced that basketball star Caitlyn Clark

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will have her jersey retire and replaced
with an apron. Well the w NBA

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Draft. The w NBA Draft is
this Monday, and Iowa star Caitlin Clark

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is expected to be the number one
pick. Here the comic is Caitlyn Clark,

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and it's her. Okay, but
nothing for my joke. Whatever.

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I am a fan Caitlin by the
way, really, Michael, because I

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heard that little apron joke you did. Oh yeah, it was a joke.

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We just having fun. You know, you make a lot of jokes

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about women's sports, don't you,
Michael. I wouldn't say a lot,

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but you know it's not on the
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definitely a lot. I actually sort
of made a super cut. Take a

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look. Well, no, we
don't have to do that. Sports bars

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around the country are promising to only
show women's basketball games during March Madness.

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The bars are known collectively as the
Empty Ones. Iowa's Final four game against

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Yukon was the most watched women's college
basketball game ever, with fourteen point two

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million viewers, beating the previous record
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calm with the receipts? Thanks man, No problem. You know, I'm

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like chay, I support women whoa
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He definitely knew she was gonna be
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I do think he was He was
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And this is where she wrote jokes
for me. He's just reading the

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cards. So hold on. I
think you're a great basketball player. I

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mean I can't play like you do. Yeah, we know, and obviously

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I can't tell jokes like you do. But I did write some jokes and

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it would mean a lot to me
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over there on the cards. Well, well, have the first pick in

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this Monday's draft. A reminder that
Indiana Fever is a w NBA team and

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not what Michael Jake gave to dozens
of women at for Junior University. Yeah

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Netflix, his top new show was
Ripley, featuring an eerie, unsettling performance

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by actor Andrew Scott. Critics say
it's the hardest thing to watch on Netflix

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since Michael Ja's special Shame is Up. It's pretty good. Yeah bad,

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And then she gave him a souvenir
apron I can like them. Since you're

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such a big fan, I brought
you a souvenir. It's an apron signed

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by me. Thank you. I
can't wait to give this to my girlfriend.

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You don't have a girlfriend. And
she was clearly out of her element,

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but she as far as when they
bring in people that aren't used to

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being on camera like that, she
didn't really want there. Oh my god.

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Yeah, but she was kind of
like reading the you know, did

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we have uniform on or regularly leather
jacket on? Jay? Did have do

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you have this one? Oh?
Yeah? Jay had a news story that

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and he issued a joke that was
so dumb. But I laughed out loud,

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and even Colin had a hard time
recovering from it. It's it's not

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even that funny. But I don't
know what it was about this joke that

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it hit me. President Biden met
with Japan's Prime Minister where they discussed building

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a new bullet train system in America
using advanced Japanese technology and return Japan requested

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the advanced American technology of forks.
I knew her. It's just he's got

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like Biden and a bullet train graphic
in the background, and when he says

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of forts and it's just a fork. It was so the timing of it

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just kicked me. Man, the
advanced technology knowledg of the fork like that's

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yeah, it's like, that's the
best thing that we have to offer Japan.

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You guys are good at technology.
How about getting rid of those two

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sticks? You don't need the two
sticks anymore. That's a Seinfeld bit,

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right, He's like, n what's
with the chopsticks? I mean, you've

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seen the four. That's pretty good. Okay, right now you've seen the

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four. It's the deal with the
two sticks. Wait, now, Adroy's

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care. We don't add the growing
fake Jerry Senfield that goes up there with

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fake John Hamm and fake Bobby McFerrin. He had a couple of last week.

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That what an arsenal. We got
to remember. Yeah, what an

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arsenal I'm putting together. It is
really weird that, Yeah, they stick

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with the chops. Is it just
tradition or culture? Culture? Tradition?

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You know what it with football and
beer? I think it's also about uh,

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like you eat slower, which is
good for you, which we don't

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do. Yeah, we don't.
Yeah, I eat slower. I got

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food last night, never even made
it to the couch, much less of

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the table. I mean, I'm
standing over a sint. I want the

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Palmer's Hot Chicken. Not bad,
yeah, yeah, not bad at all.

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I'm not on board with this hot
chicken revolution. I don't want any

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spies. I don't like my chicken
mean too thick? Thin. You don't

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like mashed chicken? Yeah, you
know, chicken smashed. Yeah, but

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I don't know. It was about
the sides. They have good sides.

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Yeah, you know your chicken smashed
like, you know, just beating down

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a little bit thick. I don't
like like a large chicken bread. It

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flattened a chicken sandwich, you know, or something like that. Yeah,

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you don't like a chicken sandwich,
not if it's too thick, but it

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smashed chicken sandwiches. Yeah, it's
thin. Someone did ask is Kevin gonna

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eat European foods on his vacation?
Obviously you are many. Yeah, absolutely,

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I will say this. I was. We did a long one in

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Italy, and about ten days in
I said that I've had enough Italian.

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Yeah, I know Italian. You
might have come back about ten to twelve

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pounds larger. Yeah, no,
you are, because I didn't even know

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that I was doing that, and
I did gain about a dozen pounds for

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real, I'm ready for it,
and it was worth it, delicious,

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But I was just like, all
right, let's mix it up. Yeah,

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I have a ton of other options. I told I told Roxy this.

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The gas station food in Italy is
amazing. They have petrol stations and

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you stop in there and there's like
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Oh delicious and cheaper than you're gonna
you know, you're gonna peel off

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one hundred every step you take.
But yeah, eat at gas stations.

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Have they gone full euro in Italy? Or are they still working the lira?

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No? It was euro? Should
I do that? Change? Now?

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Should I find a doe at the
airport when you get there? Yeah?

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Here, you can do it here
at the airport because you're gonna get

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their way early because you're already panicking
for an international flight and you'll have time.

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There'll be money exchange, a couple
hundred bucks and if I recall,

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yeah, you didn't get that much
back and euros less than the or more

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than the dollar. So I think
I turned four hundred bucks and I don't

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even know what it is. Is
that the most is that the most affordable

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place to get it done in the
airport though, or the most expensive?

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Okay, I want to shop around
a little bit before you. Okay,

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but you're already going to Europe.
You're gonna get torched. I just wanted

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to have it when I got there, and I didn't want to deal with

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it when I got You can use
your credit card over there, right,

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yeah, okay, not a big
deal. You got you got ax?

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Uh no, Yeah, but you'll
end up doing cash, like I said,

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Like, well, I me guess
you could maybe go all card.

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I really don't know about. I
called my bank and told them I'll be

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out of town. There is some
serious coinage over there too, Like you'll

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buy something, you'll get a handful
of coins and you're just trusting that they

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gave you the right amount and you
won't know what you're holding. So these

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coins are worth like ten bucks.
Yep, that's weird. I don't like

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that. I'm trying to stay all
digital, okay, Okay, Oh,

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I'll get a SNL update because the
SNL bet from our draft back in September.

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Yeah, what's the status on all
of them? Well, we're tied

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at too, and they're gonna be
off for two weeks, but then they

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will have episodes on May fourth,
May eleventh, and May eighteenth. That

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will be the end of the season. And do we have announcements? We

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tied it too. We each drafted
a musical guest and a host, and

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the announcement was made for the May
fourth host and musical guests and the same

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person were. I think Mikey got
this right. Come on. In round

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two of the draft, I went
with Ryan Reynolds. Mikey chose Katy Perry,

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and Danny chose Dua Lipa. Oh, she's hosting and musical guest him.

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Two points for Danny clear. He
is in the clear, probably because

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du A Lipa is your next musical
guest and host on May fourth. Two

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points for Danny. That puts him
at four. Me and Mike at two

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with two episodes to play. I'm
looking at my phone and it will not

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look like a foot. Oh that's
this one finally, Yeah, this is

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this is the phone case. Get
the foot phone case out of here.

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A lot of feat pranks here.
Well, we'll have Rex Ryan on tomorrow

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for a whole hour. That's actually
an NFL Draft preview. No, we

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won't be doing that coming up next. Yesterday they played the Masters. They

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finished it in AUGUSTA. I can't
wait. And your winner was a fellow

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that we all know too well.
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