Hey, everybody, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much
for listening or for watching. And if this is Thanksgiving Day and you're listening
or watching, happy Thanksgiving. You company. Thanksgiving. I hope you're with
somebody that you love, whether it be blood family or a family that you
have chosen. I just hope that you were spending it with somebody that means
something to you. And if you're listening after that, I hope you're having
a great day. How about that. I'm hur Yes, definitely. This
is Eric Rimmer Hie producer Brian Hi, Brian, thanks are you going home
for Christmas? Okay? Because I was like, you're not going to be
with your family for Thanksgiving? You mean with your with some of your family,
but not your hom and dad. Yeah, that does that make you
a little bit bummed out? Not for Thanksgiving? I know, not to
sound you on America, and I don't care about Thanksgiving that much. You
know, there's no like, no one gets excited for Thanksgiving leading up.
It just happens and then you it's just a milestone on the way to Christmas.
I under I am on that same vibe. Actually, yeah, I
always have been. I mean, it's never because it's not my favorite meal.
Yeah, and same if now, if if we replaced turkey with ham,
then I would be a massive thanks. Oh yeah. So we talked
about this via honeybagd Ham, which is like outstanding. Well, yes,
I am going home for Christmas, and yes I am excited to see my
parents because I haven't seen them in a year. So are you even serious?
That's a long time not to see your parents. Oh my gosh,
how oh wow, that's great. Well are you gonna be gone for like
a couple of weeks or a week? Just a week? Well anyway,
well, welcome to the show. And we have something that we're going to
read, what we're thankful for. We each have something to say, and
so we're looking for I'm really looking forward to hearing what Brian has his say.
I'm su sure it has some nice things and some maybe cynical things.
I know, I'm very interested. Mine of mine is a couple of pages
long, but mine is seven words or seven letters. Sorry, no,
it's not a word. Nothing. Oh god, please you can get to
come up to the table and do it. Because I want us all to
be here for the Thanksgiving holiday, because we are family. We are a
podcast family, right, family? Really? Okay? So I also have
some Thanksgiving stories to read before as my host chat, like how much weight
we're going to gain, what we're going to eat, and there's some kind
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you don't, but then you gain it right back, don't you know.
So I don't want to talk about this too. It's too U. You're
gonna put the camera up here. I know you only get the old alien
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is a couple of stories about Thanksgiving. What, Yes we did? Yes?
Did I trop? I think you fell asleep like for maybe one minute?
Are you okay? Yes? He was too busy writing down thanksgiving them
I know, which is actually what was happening. I knew it. Yeah.
I hate to give it to Laura on this one because you know I'm
a big Eric fan. But now let me just well misunderstood the assignment.
Look, I text both of them, and I said, this is what
we're gonna do for our Thanksgiving show. We're going to write a letter about
what we're thankful for. Uh, okay, do you, Brian, You
do it how you want to do it. Eric, you do you.
I'll do me however you want to do it. Eric thought he saw the
word list to Thanksgiving a thankful list. That's fine too, though, you
know what, do whatever you want. But but now he's like, oh,
I'll write it during the show. I'm like, that means you're not
going to be listening to anything that I say. Or Brian says, oh,
I listened to everything. Brian says, it's Thanksgiving. Come on,
and I'm thankful for one of the people here. Eric, I'm thankful for
you. I'm thankful for you too. Yeah yeah, right, okay,
Now I can add it to my list real quick. Here we go.
I I am not returning that love right now, happy, not right now
in the freezer again. No, you're not in the freezer right I am.
There's a whole other level to this whole freezer. No, there's another
level that I haven't done. Wipe your butt with someone, But I haven't
done that. See what happens you should Eric. No, No, that
I forgot what that means. That like like it, I would just look
like a chocolate amm No. Like Okay, when you pee on that,
you're supposed to dominate that person. When you put them in the freezer,
they're supposed to leave you alone when you wipe your butt with them. I
don't know what that means. I think it's something you're with their ship anymore.
Okay, I'm all right, I'm gonna put your fixture out tonight.
You better not. Oh Michael, Oh my god, are you just gonna
hey, are you just gonna cut out by my face and put it in
the toilet bowl? Is that? What? Great idea? Like a like
a target? O'h rin out a couple? Because I have to keep going
anyway. All right, here's my host, Chad just it's a couple of
interesting factoids about Thanksgiving and the holidays. Guess how much the average person gains
during these two months? Six pounds? Uh way between which months? November
December? Yes? Oh, probably like eight to ten eight pounds this year
over the holidays. That's up. That's up from five point five pounds for
last year. America is getting fatther No way. People say that they are
postponing being healthy till twenty twenty four. That's yeah, people do that.
They say every year. I know you will have on average twenty six cookies
in these two months, twelve slices of pie and thirteen cupcakes on average,
it's gonna be way less pie and way more cookies. Yeah, if you
are a plumber, or if you are eat of a plumber, don't wait.
Because they don't call Friday after Thanksgiving black Friday. They call it brown
Friday. Gross. They say that it's the busiest day of the year for
plumbers, the day after thanks gross. But it's a bunch of different house
serious Roto Router. For an example, one company gets fifty percent more calls
than average the day after Thanksgiving Brown Friday. Gross. That's so disgusting.
And do you think it's technically possible for your stomach to actually explode if you
eat too much? Didn't you see the movie seven? Oh yeah, that
was a good glutton The Glutton. Yeah, they say it could, Yes,
it's possible, yes, but the lining of your stomach is thick,
and before any of that happens you puke. Your body naturally gets rid of
it. So that's a safeguard, but it could happen, so you know,
come on, and the top foods that leave us feeling how do you
say, a little backed up? Cause constipation? Here are the foods that
cause constantine. Mashed potatoes, no, yes, potatoes, yes, potatoes?
Sorry? Is one of chocolate pumpkin pie, which none of us like,
yu, fudge, sugary candies. That's why I'm going poop more late,
more than ever lately, because I gave up. I told you,
I told you. That was never a like a surprise, I know,
but like it. I've become very aware of it. Now. She poops
like a racehorse. Well, don't go that far. Stuffing ham No,
and rack of lamb. No, lamb is great. Chocolate, milk,
non alcoholic eggnog hot chocolate, I hate great, especially with alcohol. You
guys insanegnog malicious? Eggnog is disgusting. You ever had vodka? Dog?
What do they call it? That's a good one? Or horse shatta?
I like? I like horn shata. I got you into you did.
Vodka is really good too. Well, you keep that to yourself. I'm
just a shit. You don't have to drink it. I'm just shure,
you're just in your opinion, it's very good. What about espress? Have
you had? Have you had an espresso martini? Uh? No, I
haven't. Actually, well that'll clog you up apparently, and alcoholic eggnog too,
and peppermint Martini's espresso martini actually have alcohol? Or is that just a
cloak wheal term. It's like, is that actually like with alcohol? Yeah,
because martini is just straight like vodka basically, So it's like coffee and
vodka. That's just that's just spiked coffee. It's that's gross. And do
you care about what the popular the most popular baby names are for twenty twenty
three? Let me guess twenty twenty three, Yes, for this whole year.
I came out this year that who like who? I'll give you the
top ten girls and the top ten boys. Is Sydney one of the girl
once? No, okay, you want to start, Let's start with the
boys. Okay, So it's goes Lucas number ten, Luca Luca, then
ezra O, Leo, Levi, right, Lucas Mateo, No Elijah Okay,
Oliver is number three? All right, Noah is number one, and
then Liam is number two. Those are all cute name. I know a
couple of mateos that were just born. I know Mateo. I know a
thirteen year old Mateal. I like that name. I really like that name.
No, okay, here are the girls. Evelyn is number ten,
Luna, all right, don't try to hide your y'all. Oh okay,
okay, but I thought you were young. Oh crap, you guys,
Mia, Isabella, Ava, Charlotte, Sophia, Amelia, Emma. Olivia
is number one. I love Olivia is a beautiful name. All right,
So do you have a host chat or were we going to go right into
our thankful list? I did have a host chat, but then I talked
about it last week. Okay, So I talked about both my host chats
last week you mean this week this? I mean this week today. I
talked about that also on Tuesday. All right. So what we're going to
do now is we're just going to tell what we're thankful for, because this
is the time of year where we give thanks. Okay, it is so,
I mean, I kind of wanted to end the segment, but you
guys apparently want me to start it. So Brian get up here. You
have to join the family. We're a family. It's thanks like it or
not. You're in my letter two, by the way, my three page
letter, but it'll go by fast. Did you like the little photo montage
that I put together for you and told the things I love about you?
Yes? You like that? Oh my god, look on our Instagram.
It's so cute and I did one for you. I loved it. Yeah,
it was really cute. I loved it. I loved yours too.
But I don't poop once a month. You know how many comments I got
about that people worried about me. I'm like, he kind of exaggerated on
that one a little bit. I love the fact that you I more than
once a month. People were really concerned and everybody was concerned for your welfare.
But I love the fact that because it always provides a good story.
Oh wait, Brian, Yes, okay, I'll go turn on the music
because there's like fun little music. Not fun, but it's like touching music
that I purposely loaded for this segment. Oh boy, are you going to
cry? Brian? Are you going to cry? I might cry. That's
too loud. That's too loud, Not that loud, Jesus, too loud.
Lower lower, I know that's good. Is this going to make me
cry? No, I just thought we should have some production value. That's
all. Shut up. I knew you'd say that. Let me start off
like this, and I'm sure all parents can relate. I am so very
thankful that my kids don't have and never have had cancer. Now this is
pretty serious right off the bat, but that has been my mantra ever since
I've had children. When times are bad, when my day sucks, when
my life is hard or things seem hopeless, I always, always, always
remember that my kids don't have cancer, and for that reason, I'm the
lucky parent on the planet, and that I have no problems at all.
It's the worst thing a parent can hear. So my heart goes out to
you. If your child is suffering, I truly hold you close. I
am also very thankful for this two story duplex that I have lived in for
close to eleven years. This is my home. I love it. I
drive by people who have no roof over their heads on a daily basis,
and I'm reminded of just how lucky I am to have shelter. I'm grateful
that I decided to apply to San Diego State University when I was eighteen years
old. At the last minute, that decision changed the trajectory of my entire
life. I met my first love. I married him four years later.
We produced two fantastic human beings. One of those humans, the male one
named Charlie, almost didn't make it right out of the womb. I'm thankful
that, after three surgeries and countless doctors' visits, Charlie is now a healthy,
happy, six foot four, beautiful, twenty three year old man engaged
to a beautifully unique, an artistic woman who loves him almost as much as
I do. Sorry, Amiyah. A mother's love is the strongest superpower in
the world. I'm also thankful that Evan made it back to Fordham University for
her sophomore year. It didn't look like she was gonna go the week before
she left. God is very good. This has been a hard semester for
her so far, but she's upbeat. She's studying like crazy. She appreciates
her college experience more than any other student at that university. I guarantee it.
I'm so thankful for Stacy, my best friend since I was three years
old. To have a friend like her is a gift from above. She
knows me better than anybody on this earth. Her father just passed away last
week. Mister Drake, I am happy, though, that you are now
reunited with your dear wife, Missus Drake in heaven. Thankful does not begin
to explain my feelings toward my mom. I apologie to you and to you,
Brian, but I was blessed with the very best one on the face
of the earth. She's truly in the dictionary the definition of what a mom
is. I'm also thankful that she is as spry and healthy as she is
for eighty two years old. I can't wait to see her on Thursday.
Hug well today, Hug the heck out of her. Jenny and Eric,
my siblings. How thankful am I to grow up with you? You made
my childhood idyllic? And how crazy is this? My mom? Stacy,
Jenny, Eric, my brother Eric from another mother all have red hair,
and if I didn't die mine it would be a little red too. Oh
my god. So I'm thankful for bleach right. Actually, oh, I
have a red spot that comes out when I don't bleach my hair. To
the people who take the time to listen to this podcast, I'm so incredibly
thankful. You make it possible for us to do this every week, to
laugh, to tease, to inform, to cry, to share, to
scream, to smile, all the things that we do on the show,
to cough. I am thankful we have this platform to share our lives with
you. We hope you find our show a fun escape, and I hope
that we help people along the way, because that's why we do this.
Eric, dude, what can I say? You've never left my side in
seventeen years, and for that, I'm so thankful. I could go on
and on about how you've changed my life for the better. Don't ever leave
me ever, I promise, or I will shrivel up and die. No,
because your eggs already did that. In my house, we are so
living together. In twenty years. We are same bed in everybody. Eight
years, ten years we were where were we where we were deciding on a
couch? No, we're going to be in a bed together now. Didn't
we think we'd have more room on the couch like an ell couch, a
big one? Okay, all right, Hey, this is during thank you
letter. I love you, infinity Infinity Brian, Oh my god, am
I ever happy? That I'm your podcast, hey, that I spent that
two hundred dollars putting it out on indeed, in hopes of finding a producer
for our show. You've been nothing but reliable, supportive, friggin' great at
what you do, and thank you for helping us grow this baby that Eric
and I created together. I'm also very thankful that God puts you with us
because you cannot teach or buy chemistry. It just happens, and we all
have that this is luck. But don't get it twisted. You annoy me
sometimes with your snide remarks, but I know that you kid because you love
oh yeah love who yeah Eric? That is true, and I do love
it when you tease me. But you can stop with the financial and drug
power stuff. Okay. You know I haven't made fun of you for that
for a while, but you don't need to to bring that up anymore.
I'm well now I want to because your young wiver snaber, I will restue
you to the ground in front of this camera. I'm dead serious. Maggie,
Javier, Jody, Kimberly, Penny, Amy, Vanessa, Gina,
Marie, Madeline, Jen Jay Hotly, Megan, Tommy, Randy, Jeff
jere Emily Rudy, Monique, but Beatrice, Faith, David, Dave Kane.
The list is endless for the people I'm thankful for in my life.
And Elvis, my sweet Pekinese baby, What a joy you've brought to my
life. And above all, I'm thankful for my sobriety, and for the
recovery community, and for those who have supported me along this long, twisted,
forked, crooked, outstanding, lucky, exciting, blessed ride called my
life. The words grateful and thankful mean more to me this year than ever,
and I hope and pray that everyone shares Thanksgiving with family, blood family,
or the family that they have chosen, love one another and live with
a grateful heart, and all will be. Okay. Please stop me now,
or I'll go on forever. Okay. I love you guys very much.
I love you, I really do. Brian, Brian, look at
me, Brian, look at me, Brian, look at me. I
love you, Yeah, every single word. Yeah. Well, now the
assignment that I gave you, guys, that one of you didn't do well.
I did do the assignment, all right, No, he did.
I able to string it out. You did it in your own way,
and that's fine. I did I do. So who wants to go next?
Wait? I got to start the music again. I think, do
you want to go next? Or do you want me to go next?
I'm not dealing with these music, So you going okay? Oh okay,
No, it's gonna ruin the vibe. Plus it gets boring off the sixth
minute place, so I won't be going on for six minutes you refuse to
go on? Brian, who goes next? I'm gonna go next? Okay?
So I, like you, am also very thankful for my life,
for my health. You know, I did the Cancer Walk last weekend,
and it really I lost my mom to cancer. And I'm going to talk
about it on an upcoming show because December first is very very hard for me
because that's when I lost my mom to cancer, to bring cancer, and
so there's been some new things happening in my life that have brought it even
closer. Uh so once again, so that something I'm very grateful for is
that I don't I am very blessed that I have not had to go through
that journey after seeing people that I love go through it. So I'm so
thankful for my health, I'm also thankful for my chosen family and friends.
I've been very blessed that I've had lifelong friends that I've known since I was
a kid. You are, and then also meeting you in my life,
and then through you meeting some of these wonderful women that you know. And
then of course Brian our Son here, Yeah, your son, you are.
You are a great guy. And for being twenty two years old,
you were so twenty three. I mean twenty. I don't even know how
old our son is. I'm whatever age Eric wants me to be. Twenty
two great. This is getting sick because he is wise, he's smart,
wise beyond his ears, and he has a very good head on his shoulders,
and he's always here. He's always here, never liable, and he
thinks that everything I say is a hoot. It's kind of obnoxious. But
anyway, I am very grateful in this time of being so many people being
unsure of where their next meal is going to come from and how they're going
to pay their rent. I'm very lucky that I have not one, but
two jobs that I enjoy. My main job, I have two of the
best bosses that I anybody could ever ask for. And I have a great
crew that I work with and that I like going to work with every day.
It's always different, it's always a challenge, but I love them and
I love the company I work for. And then this podcast asked you guys
seriously talk about it. I love you both like you guys are awesome.
What's the thing you love about Brian the most? That he's He's got a
great sense of humor. It's very dry, which I love. What is
that he's very reliable for sure? Anything sum a delight, that's for sure.
And the feelings mutual. What do you love about me the most?
Everything? I love? Number one, how honest you are. I love
how you stick to your convictions and how you have kept your sobriety no matter
what has happened, right, and it's been a lot. And I really
like the fact that you don't put up with a lot of shit from people.
Not no, not anymore except ours, right yeah, but yeah,
yeah, yeah, but only we're both delights. I know, because I
know you guys love me, and I know Bryan love I would take you.
I know you would. I totally would. I wouldn't. I know
he probably wouldn't, but I know you still love me. He would get
a paper cup for you, maybe step on a lego for her. Okay,
that's a pain that has no limit. And then, like you said,
to everybody that listens and watches, we wouldn't be doing this if you
guys didn't tune in. Otherwise it would be kind of weird if we just
sat here for everybody in particular. So everything you guys say, your comments,
you guys just tuning in to say hi, it really touches me.
Makes a difference. That's the reason we do it. So thank you.
And I am thrilled to have a very nice roof over my head. Oh
yeah, not that I never did before, but this one is exceptional.
Yeah, I really like this one. Yeah, you're happy, it's very
nice. I'm very happy. And to anybody out there struggling with I mean,
mental illness, right now is just an all time high. And I
just read a survey that said that they don't even have enough like therapists to
go around for all these really young kids and stuff. So you know,
I'm I'm just very thankful that once again I haven't had to I don't even
know what that would be like to be a young kid, because that's really
who they were saying. It affects most just with COVID and everything that's been
going on, is it's really affecting young kids right now horribly, and just
now there's better options out there. Nothing has to be drastic, So just
talk to people, talk to you friends, reach out to us, Yeah,
reach out to us. But I'm very thankful and grateful at this time
of year. Thank you. Okay, Brian, I'm going to put the
music. No, No, I don't want the music. I can't stand
that music. Really, I really, I'm not really, I'm not thankful
for the music. Can she put it on at a lower volume? No,
it's it's it's awful. Plus we've heard it two full times. Oh
my god, you are impossible. But I can tell you anything I'm thankful
for, all right, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay,
all right, no music, no music, all right, okay.
In no particular order, there are lots of things I'm thankful for, although
Laura may want you to think otherwise. First and foremost, I'm thankful for
the things we all take for granted. Number one, my health as a
twenty three year old guy who hasn't been to the doctor in fifteen years because
I've had zero medical issues. Oh my god, that's making me. Yeah,
it's really nice, and you know, that's probably something I take for
granted. I'm thankful for my family, the ones that are near and far.
You know, you really, especially when you don't live close to them,
you appreciate them all the more. I am. I'm thankful for the
freedom we have in this country. I think Thanksgiving is a big a good
time to reflect on a lot of things, and one of them being since
it is, you know, closely tied to the founding of our country,
I think Thanksgiving, which predates it, is a good time to remember that
we delive in a pretty great place, and that's something to be thankful for
because not everyone has that. I am thankful for my job. It's nice
to make money. I enjoy it. And a lot of people don't have
job, or it pays next to nothing, or they don't like it.
So oh wow, someone's allergic to my thankfulness. This is why I'm so
sorry. I am thankful for my significant other. She is great and I
love her so much, So thankful for her. I see. I am
thankful for my second job as a waiter at the McDonald's by my house just
Wednesdays and Thursdays. You catch me on the six to ten shift. I
just take out the trash and sometimes I dress up as Ronald McDonald for the
kid's birthday parties in the playgrounds. Terrible chop done to it. Just kidding.
I am thankful for this podcast, and that was so dumb. But
I'm really excited about what he's about to say about the podcast. And he's
probably now not going to say anything. No, no, no, I'm
going to continue excited. I am thankful for this podcast. I'm also thankful
for or movies. That's all you're gonna say about this. I am thankful
that I get to work with two legends who constantly name drop and make me
feel bad about myself, and I hope to leverage their connections into something greater
one day. So I use us for sure, Yeah, I am.
I am looking for the opportunity of using and abusing them. Absolutely, No,
I I support that. That's fine. I do enjoy coming here on
Mondays for a couple of hours, even if it's sometimes late at night,
and shooting this ship with a bunch of old what's the worthy fogies. Yeah,
a couple old fogies. You're old my parents. But it's a good
time. It is kind of weird, isn't it. I feel like I'm
hanging out with people younger than me, so it's true we act younger than
he does. Maybe I was gonna say, oh, thankful for movies.
There is a lot of movies I'm thankful for. I love watching movies.
So which movie are you most thankful for? Rare's Lost Art? Okay,
A couple of movies I just saw I'm thankful for If you guys haven't seen
the new Dungeons and Dragons movie, even if you have no idea what that
means, which mean neither, it's actually really good. It's a great comedy
movie. Check that out. Anyways, we'll move on from there. I'm
thankful for Keanu Reeves, who I hope to meet soon. Oh, by
the way, I have an update. Holy Okay, okay, okay,
Oh you can't say that Thanksgiving? Okay, all right, anyway, I'm
gonna no, Actually, let's pause for a second here, Eric, please
share with us your update, because I'm not going to get through the rest
of my list about I got a text and something might be coming in the
mail for Brian. You said that like three months to go. No,
this is something very special for Christmas. What about me? About you?
You're you're getting listen, you're getting a shipload from They will make up for
the lack of Keanu in your life. The tin gifts. Keanu is supposed
to be sitting right, God, why are you pointing your crotching boobs when
you here he's supposed to Did you see what you did? I am working
on that. I didn't mean to do that, but I meant to say,
like he's supposed to be like here. When you do that, where
something that's coming in the mail. You can't mail a person, Okay.
Anyway, we got an update. That's all that matters. Okay, So
looking forward to that. Mister Reeves, if you're watching this, I hope
you send him the links to these so he can hear my pleading. Mister
Reeves, if you're watching, I'd love to meet you. If we hit
it off, maybe you'll like you to my wedding. I definitely will,
he would, he would come. Yeah, even if we don't hit off,
you're definitely can. So just let me know what's a good address.
To send it to me to be I'm going to get my online ministers,
like, since so I can marry you actually be cool with that? That'd
be funny. See I mentioned that to my girlfriend. She'd actually thought that
was funny. Cool. You'd rather have Eric marry you than me? Yeah,
and your girlfriend would rather have Eric mary you guys than me. Yeah.
What we hit it off? Well, you can sing at the wedding.
I will not sing if Kean reeves come though, Keanu will be officiating
my wedding. That didn't last Come on, you have to. It's just
it's just in the event that I toppled to the bottom of the I'm in.
I said I was going to use you guys and leverage some connections.
So if I have to use you to get to Keanu to officiate my wedding,
then sorry, Eric, did you hear that? Kr, I'm at
the bottom of the pile. I always have been, always will be.
I'm thankful for Harrison Ford, Jake Harrison Ford fan, thankful for him.
Even though the last Indiana Jones movie which came out this year was Utter dog
Ship. I'm still thankful for you, Harrison Ford, and I think you
did a good job in that terrible movie. And I am forever thankful for
your prior performances in all movies, but especially Star Wars and Indiana Jones Six
Days, seven nights. Mm hmm, I love that movie. I do
like Air Force one, The Fugitive Witness. Oh, the Fugitive was a
great movie. You know some of his lesser known roles enders Game. What's
that one where he like he cheated on his wife or like there was like,
oh so good that one. Okay, it's not great, but it's
weird to see Hi as a bad guy though. Okay, Amazon. Really
thankful for Amazon. Amazon has revolutionized the way don't listen to the communists or
the socialist. Capitalism is good and Amazon is a direct direct miracle out of
that. So lastly, to further my love of capitalism, Costco. I
love Costco. I'm thankful for Costco. I got a lot of good crap
from Costco in bulk. Just went there, uh Costco's over the weekend.
It was a fun time. Last year for my birthday, my twenty second
birthday, I went to Costco for my birthday and it was great. I
had a great time. I just looked around, I didn't. I don't
think I got anything but just fun. That was your birthday wish. It
wasn't my wish, but like you know, it was twenty two, like
after you turned twenty one. Who gives a crap, Like there's something fun
to do anymore. So I was like, eeah, it's cool, let's
go to Costco. Oh my god. So thankful for Costco and that's my
list. Well oh and I'm thankful for our reviewers who watched this so that
I can come back here every Monday. Get oh no meager per dim no
oh yeah, well well just kidding. You know what I have. I
have good feeling about twenty twenty four and about this podcast and about our listeners
and about things that are gonna happen. It's gonna we're gonna we're gonna kick
it up like ten notches, and it's gonna be fun for all of us.
We're going to have a great week. Are twenty twenty four is gonna
be freaking awesome, you guys gotta be promise awesome. Twenty twenty four is
the year we make a million dollars, you know what, Brian? Brian,
Yeah, yes, I didn't manifest. I just said that. No,
I want it's meaningless, but no, right, we are going to
make a million dollars in twenty twenty four. Could be the year we go
broken. This thing ends? No, no, never, who knows?
Make a million dollars? You know what? Throw it out there in the
universe. Throw I know you don't believe. Okay, whatever about there?
Laura could post for like Playboy for girl podcast Girls of twenty twenty four.
Yeah, who would, Eric? What you forget? I would be the
front man leading that boycott. I know your book? Mean Eric, what
Playboy people are like twenty two years old? They're hot? First of all.
No, I'm sure they have a milf edition. Nobody wants to anyway.
That's actually interesting. Is there a milf edition of Playboy? I don't
know. I bet there is. We could start that that magazine. I
don't want to be part of it, but I want to pump some of
the money from it. This is a Thanksgiving episode, okay. I think
I am thankful for the entrepreneurship that we that we display here with such great
ideas as milf Boy or play Milf patent pending and making a million dollars.
Yeah. Patton also pending on that one, definitely, So thank you to
all of our listeners. Thank you for sure you guys, thank you so
much. The ones that don't want thank you for two No people are at
sponsors, Oh my god. Responsible to our sponsors Wit Cosmetic Surgery, Jay
Wartzler, San Diego Crystal and Jewelry Milestone Property. We love you guys so
much. Thank you for helping us up in this beach. Appreciate it so
much. And thanksgiving me for keeping lights on as well. So thanksgiving it,
I know, I know. Well, whenever we've already's already blown it
real quick, let's say that things were not thankful for very quickly. I'm
going to start Turkey. Go fuck yourself, turkey. I hate Oh wow,
Okay, I'm going to wow. Say one thing you're not thankful for.
Uh. People that air their dirty laundry out on social media. There
was this guy that hated Jeromes that aired all of his Oh yeah, I
am not thankful for Jeromes. Go suck a bag of dits. I am
not thankful for bicycle lanes. I'm done with the bicyclist on the roads.
I'm so over it. It feels like it feels like an opinion you shouldn't
have. That's almost like I know, but but but I feel like it's
it's very dangerous. It's too dangerous the streets. It sure does. What's
what's the word If you are like, I'm racist against bike No, I'm
not. I don't. I'm not racist against the bicyclists themselves. I don't
like the bike lanes. I guess it's the city. I don't like the
way they set up the bicycle lan. I don't like the bike lanes.
You said something I'm not grateful for. I'm not grateful for that. Well,
now we're not going to end like this. Guess what. Hey,
I'm cutting that out. I love him though. Thankful for Ham. I'm
thankful for all you guys, and thank you for listening. Love you so
much. Sorry this way it was. I was supposed to end with my
nice letter, but these guys took over the show, and that's how it
ends. Are you saying that we hijacked the Thanksgiving episode? You did?
You pretty much like I was held hostage. I love your Okay, thank
you, I love you. I thought it was okay. I know they
have you think, Well, thank you. I will come over and kiss
you. I'm also thankful for my three besties. Oh yes, and no
particular order, but now yes, I've never speaking and that's fine for now
your voice, Karen and Laura, you are my angels. He says he
loves all the same. Who do you say was number Marla's number one?
Marl number one? Marla will always be number one because he's his longest friend.
Karen has I edged to wait to number two, and that's fine.
You need to do something that puts you back on number one. Laura.
No, I will never be number one. I never all number one.
I will know it's impossible. That's not true. No, it's I will
not supersede Marla. You could supersede Karen, though Karen and I are like
neck and neck. Well can you do what can you do that make you
better than Karen? Not nothing Right now, Karen, We're coming for you.
God, Karen's an awfully great person. I don't know, I don't
know what. Maybe we'll figure it out after the R Team of Christmas.
I'm going to be number three for sure. Dare I say you might be
number four? Wah, I don't know you. You have another one in
the running. That one in the wings, just waiting. Yeah wait wait
wait Eric, where am I on this list? No? Yes, oh
Kimberly will probably be in there. Oh yeah Kimberly, yeah, Jody,
yeah whatever. You know. Why am I giving? Why am I giving
you ideas? Love your podcast? Okay you guys, thank you for listening.
Happy Thanksgiving? Happy whatever? Thank you everybody, and love your podcast.
Love your podcast. I love you, my sweet baby, so much.
I love you. I love you too. Happy Thanksgiving. You look
beautiful, you look handsome. Thank you? Are you gonna puke? Go
buy a ham turkey? Bye everybody. By IM