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Hey, everybody, welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark. Thank you so much

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for listening or for watching. And
if this is Thanksgiving Day and you're listening

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or watching, happy Thanksgiving. You
company. Thanksgiving. I hope you're with

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somebody that you love, whether it
be blood family or a family that you

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have chosen. I just hope that
you were spending it with somebody that means

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something to you. And if you're
listening after that, I hope you're having

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a great day. How about that. I'm hur Yes, definitely. This

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is Eric Rimmer Hie producer Brian Hi, Brian, thanks are you going home

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for Christmas? Okay? Because I
was like, you're not going to be

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with your family for Thanksgiving? You
mean with your with some of your family,

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but not your hom and dad.
Yeah, that does that make you

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a little bit bummed out? Not
for Thanksgiving? I know, not to

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sound you on America, and I
don't care about Thanksgiving that much. You

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know, there's no like, no
one gets excited for Thanksgiving leading up.

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It just happens and then you it's
just a milestone on the way to Christmas.

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I under I am on that same
vibe. Actually, yeah, I

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always have been. I mean,
it's never because it's not my favorite meal.

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Yeah, and same if now,
if if we replaced turkey with ham,

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then I would be a massive thanks. Oh yeah. So we talked

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about this via honeybagd Ham, which
is like outstanding. Well, yes,

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I am going home for Christmas,
and yes I am excited to see my

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parents because I haven't seen them in
a year. So are you even serious?

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That's a long time not to see
your parents. Oh my gosh,

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how oh wow, that's great.
Well are you gonna be gone for like

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a couple of weeks or a week? Just a week? Well anyway,

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well, welcome to the show.
And we have something that we're going to

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read, what we're thankful for.
We each have something to say, and

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so we're looking for I'm really looking
forward to hearing what Brian has his say.

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I'm su sure it has some nice
things and some maybe cynical things.

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I know, I'm very interested.
Mine of mine is a couple of pages

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long, but mine is seven words
or seven letters. Sorry, no,

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it's not a word. Nothing.
Oh god, please you can get to

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come up to the table and do
it. Because I want us all to

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be here for the Thanksgiving holiday,
because we are family. We are a

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podcast family, right, family?
Really? Okay? So I also have

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some Thanksgiving stories to read before as
my host chat, like how much weight

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we're going to gain, what we're
going to eat, and there's some kind

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of cool funny factoids that you're gonna
like, Well, you're gonna lose some

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weight considering your col Oh yeah,
I know you're probably skinner already. No

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you don't, but then you gain
it right back, don't you know.

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So I don't want to talk about
this too. It's too U. You're

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I know you only get the old alien

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and stones they have. Look at
that all right, So my host Chad

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is a couple of stories about Thanksgiving. What, Yes we did? Yes?

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Did I trop? I think you
fell asleep like for maybe one minute?

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Are you okay? Yes? He
was too busy writing down thanksgiving them

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I know, which is actually what
was happening. I knew it. Yeah.

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I hate to give it to Laura
on this one because you know I'm

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a big Eric fan. But now
let me just well misunderstood the assignment.

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Look, I text both of them, and I said, this is what

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we're gonna do for our Thanksgiving show. We're going to write a letter about

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what we're thankful for. Uh,
okay, do you, Brian, You

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do it how you want to do
it. Eric, you do you.

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I'll do me however you want to
do it. Eric thought he saw the

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word list to Thanksgiving a thankful list. That's fine too, though, you

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know what, do whatever you want. But but now he's like, oh,

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I'll write it during the show.
I'm like, that means you're not

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going to be listening to anything that
I say. Or Brian says, oh,

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I listened to everything. Brian says, it's Thanksgiving. Come on,

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and I'm thankful for one of the
people here. Eric, I'm thankful for

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you. I'm thankful for you too. Yeah yeah, right, okay,

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Now I can add it to my
list real quick. Here we go.

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I I am not returning that love
right now, happy, not right now

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in the freezer again. No,
you're not in the freezer right I am.

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There's a whole other level to this
whole freezer. No, there's another

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level that I haven't done. Wipe
your butt with someone, But I haven't

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done that. See what happens you
should Eric. No, No, that

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I forgot what that means. That
like like it, I would just look

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like a chocolate amm No. Like
Okay, when you pee on that,

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you're supposed to dominate that person.
When you put them in the freezer,

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they're supposed to leave you alone when
you wipe your butt with them. I

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don't know what that means. I
think it's something you're with their ship anymore.

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Okay, I'm all right, I'm
gonna put your fixture out tonight.

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You better not. Oh Michael,
Oh my god, are you just gonna

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hey, are you just gonna cut
out by my face and put it in

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the toilet bowl? Is that?
What? Great idea? Like a like

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a target? O'h rin out a
couple? Because I have to keep going

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anyway. All right, here's my
host, Chad just it's a couple of

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interesting factoids about Thanksgiving and the holidays. Guess how much the average person gains

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during these two months? Six pounds? Uh way between which months? November

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December? Yes? Oh, probably
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over the holidays. That's up.
That's up from five point five pounds for

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last year. America is getting fatther
No way. People say that they are

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postponing being healthy till twenty twenty four. That's yeah, people do that.

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They say every year. I know
you will have on average twenty six cookies

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in these two months, twelve slices
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it's gonna be way less pie and
way more cookies. Yeah, if you

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are a plumber, or if you
are eat of a plumber, don't wait.

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Because they don't call Friday after Thanksgiving
black Friday. They call it brown

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Friday. Gross. They say that
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plumbers, the day after thanks gross. But it's a bunch of different house

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serious Roto Router. For an example, one company gets fifty percent more calls

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than average the day after Thanksgiving Brown
Friday. Gross. That's so disgusting.

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And do you think it's technically possible
for your stomach to actually explode if you

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eat too much? Didn't you see
the movie seven? Oh yeah, that

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was a good glutton The Glutton.
Yeah, they say it could, Yes,

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it's possible, yes, but the
lining of your stomach is thick,

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and before any of that happens you
puke. Your body naturally gets rid of

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it. So that's a safeguard,
but it could happen, so you know,

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come on, and the top foods
that leave us feeling how do you

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say, a little backed up?
Cause constipation? Here are the foods that

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cause constantine. Mashed potatoes, no, yes, potatoes, yes, potatoes?

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Sorry? Is one of chocolate pumpkin
pie, which none of us like,

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yu, fudge, sugary candies.
That's why I'm going poop more late,

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more than ever lately, because I
gave up. I told you,

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I told you. That was never
a like a surprise, I know,

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but like it. I've become very
aware of it. Now. She poops

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like a racehorse. Well, don't
go that far. Stuffing ham No,

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and rack of lamb. No,
lamb is great. Chocolate, milk,

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non alcoholic eggnog hot chocolate, I
hate great, especially with alcohol. You

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guys insanegnog malicious? Eggnog is disgusting. You ever had vodka? Dog?

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What do they call it? That's
a good one? Or horse shatta?

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I like? I like horn shata. I got you into you did.

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Vodka is really good too. Well, you keep that to yourself. I'm

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just a shit. You don't have
to drink it. I'm just shure,

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you're just in your opinion, it's
very good. What about espress? Have

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you had? Have you had an
espresso martini? Uh? No, I

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haven't. Actually, well that'll clog
you up apparently, and alcoholic eggnog too,

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and peppermint Martini's espresso martini actually have
alcohol? Or is that just a

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cloak wheal term. It's like,
is that actually like with alcohol? Yeah,

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because martini is just straight like vodka
basically, So it's like coffee and

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vodka. That's just that's just spiked
coffee. It's that's gross. And do

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you care about what the popular the
most popular baby names are for twenty twenty

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three? Let me guess twenty twenty
three, Yes, for this whole year.

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I came out this year that who
like who? I'll give you the

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top ten girls and the top ten
boys. Is Sydney one of the girl

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once? No, okay, you
want to start, Let's start with the

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boys. Okay, So it's goes
Lucas number ten, Luca Luca, then

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ezra O, Leo, Levi,
right, Lucas Mateo, No Elijah Okay,

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Oliver is number three? All right, Noah is number one, and

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then Liam is number two. Those
are all cute name. I know a

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couple of mateos that were just born. I know Mateo. I know a

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thirteen year old Mateal. I like
that name. I really like that name.

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No, okay, here are the
girls. Evelyn is number ten,

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Luna, all right, don't try
to hide your y'all. Oh okay,

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okay, but I thought you were
young. Oh crap, you guys,

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Mia, Isabella, Ava, Charlotte, Sophia, Amelia, Emma. Olivia

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is number one. I love Olivia
is a beautiful name. All right,

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So do you have a host chat
or were we going to go right into

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our thankful list? I did have
a host chat, but then I talked

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about it last week. Okay,
So I talked about both my host chats

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last week you mean this week this? I mean this week today. I

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talked about that also on Tuesday.
All right. So what we're going to

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do now is we're just going to
tell what we're thankful for, because this

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is the time of year where we
give thanks. Okay, it is so,

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I mean, I kind of wanted
to end the segment, but you

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guys apparently want me to start it. So Brian get up here. You

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have to join the family. We're
a family. It's thanks like it or

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not. You're in my letter two, by the way, my three page

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letter, but it'll go by fast. Did you like the little photo montage

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that I put together for you and
told the things I love about you?

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Yes? You like that? Oh
my god, look on our Instagram.

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It's so cute and I did one
for you. I loved it. Yeah,

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it was really cute. I loved
it. I loved yours too.

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But I don't poop once a month. You know how many comments I got

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about that people worried about me.
I'm like, he kind of exaggerated on

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that one a little bit. I
love the fact that you I more than

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once a month. People were really
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But I love the fact that because
it always provides a good story.

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Oh wait, Brian, Yes,
okay, I'll go turn on the music

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because there's like fun little music.
Not fun, but it's like touching music

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that I purposely loaded for this segment. Oh boy, are you going to

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cry? Brian? Are you going
to cry? I might cry. That's

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too loud. That's too loud,
Not that loud, Jesus, too loud.

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Lower lower, I know that's good. Is this going to make me

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cry? No, I just thought
we should have some production value. That's

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all. Shut up. I knew
you'd say that. Let me start off

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like this, and I'm sure all
parents can relate. I am so very

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thankful that my kids don't have and
never have had cancer. Now this is

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pretty serious right off the bat,
but that has been my mantra ever since

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I've had children. When times are
bad, when my day sucks, when

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my life is hard or things seem
hopeless, I always, always, always

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remember that my kids don't have cancer, and for that reason, I'm the

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lucky parent on the planet, and
that I have no problems at all.

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It's the worst thing a parent can
hear. So my heart goes out to

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you. If your child is suffering, I truly hold you close. I

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am also very thankful for this two
story duplex that I have lived in for

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close to eleven years. This is
my home. I love it. I

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drive by people who have no roof
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and I'm reminded of just how lucky
I am to have shelter. I'm grateful

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that I decided to apply to San
Diego State University when I was eighteen years

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old. At the last minute,
that decision changed the trajectory of my entire

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life. I met my first love. I married him four years later.

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We produced two fantastic human beings.
One of those humans, the male one

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named Charlie, almost didn't make it
right out of the womb. I'm thankful

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that, after three surgeries and countless
doctors' visits, Charlie is now a healthy,

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happy, six foot four, beautiful, twenty three year old man engaged

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to a beautifully unique, an artistic
woman who loves him almost as much as

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I do. Sorry, Amiyah.
A mother's love is the strongest superpower in

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the world. I'm also thankful that
Evan made it back to Fordham University for

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her sophomore year. It didn't look
like she was gonna go the week before

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she left. God is very good. This has been a hard semester for

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her so far, but she's upbeat. She's studying like crazy. She appreciates

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her college experience more than any other
student at that university. I guarantee it.

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I'm so thankful for Stacy, my
best friend since I was three years

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old. To have a friend like
her is a gift from above. She

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knows me better than anybody on this
earth. Her father just passed away last

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week. Mister Drake, I am
happy, though, that you are now

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reunited with your dear wife, Missus
Drake in heaven. Thankful does not begin

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to explain my feelings toward my mom. I apologie to you and to you,

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Brian, but I was blessed with
the very best one on the face

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of the earth. She's truly in
the dictionary the definition of what a mom

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is. I'm also thankful that she
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for eighty two years old. I
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Hug well today, Hug the heck
out of her. Jenny and Eric,

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my siblings. How thankful am I
to grow up with you? You made

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my childhood idyllic? And how crazy
is this? My mom? Stacy,

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Jenny, Eric, my brother Eric
from another mother all have red hair,

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and if I didn't die mine it
would be a little red too. Oh

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my god. So I'm thankful for
bleach right. Actually, oh, I

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have a red spot that comes out
when I don't bleach my hair. To

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the people who take the time to
listen to this podcast, I'm so incredibly

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thankful. You make it possible for
us to do this every week, to

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laugh, to tease, to inform, to cry, to share, to

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scream, to smile, all the
things that we do on the show,

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to cough. I am thankful we
have this platform to share our lives with

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you. We hope you find our
show a fun escape, and I hope

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that we help people along the way, because that's why we do this.

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Eric, dude, what can I
say? You've never left my side in

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seventeen years, and for that,
I'm so thankful. I could go on

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and on about how you've changed my
life for the better. Don't ever leave

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me ever, I promise, or
I will shrivel up and die. No,

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because your eggs already did that.
In my house, we are so

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living together. In twenty years.
We are same bed in everybody. Eight

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years, ten years we were where
were we where we were deciding on a

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couch? No, we're going to
be in a bed together now. Didn't

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we think we'd have more room on
the couch like an ell couch, a

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big one? Okay, all right, Hey, this is during thank you

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letter. I love you, infinity
Infinity Brian, Oh my god, am

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I ever happy? That I'm your
podcast, hey, that I spent that

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two hundred dollars putting it out on
indeed, in hopes of finding a producer

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for our show. You've been nothing
but reliable, supportive, friggin' great at

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what you do, and thank you
for helping us grow this baby that Eric

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and I created together. I'm also
very thankful that God puts you with us

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because you cannot teach or buy chemistry. It just happens, and we all

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have that this is luck. But
don't get it twisted. You annoy me

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sometimes with your snide remarks, but
I know that you kid because you love

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oh yeah love who yeah Eric?
That is true, and I do love

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it when you tease me. But
you can stop with the financial and drug

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power stuff. Okay. You know
I haven't made fun of you for that

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for a while, but you don't
need to to bring that up anymore.

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I'm well now I want to because
your young wiver snaber, I will restue

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you to the ground in front of
this camera. I'm dead serious. Maggie,

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Javier, Jody, Kimberly, Penny, Amy, Vanessa, Gina,

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Marie, Madeline, Jen Jay Hotly, Megan, Tommy, Randy, Jeff

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jere Emily Rudy, Monique, but
Beatrice, Faith, David, Dave Kane.

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The list is endless for the people
I'm thankful for in my life.

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And Elvis, my sweet Pekinese baby, What a joy you've brought to my

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life. And above all, I'm
thankful for my sobriety, and for the

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recovery community, and for those who
have supported me along this long, twisted,

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forked, crooked, outstanding, lucky, exciting, blessed ride called my

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life. The words grateful and thankful
mean more to me this year than ever,

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and I hope and pray that everyone
shares Thanksgiving with family, blood family,

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or the family that they have chosen, love one another and live with

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a grateful heart, and all will
be. Okay. Please stop me now,

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or I'll go on forever. Okay. I love you guys very much.

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I love you, I really do. Brian, Brian, look at

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me, Brian, look at me, Brian, look at me. I

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love you, Yeah, every single
word. Yeah. Well, now the

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assignment that I gave you, guys, that one of you didn't do well.

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I did do the assignment, all
right, No, he did.

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I able to string it out.
You did it in your own way,

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and that's fine. I did I
do. So who wants to go next?

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Wait? I got to start the
music again. I think, do

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you want to go next? Or
do you want me to go next?

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I'm not dealing with these music,
So you going okay? Oh okay,

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No, it's gonna ruin the vibe. Plus it gets boring off the sixth

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minute place, so I won't be
going on for six minutes you refuse to

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go on? Brian, who goes
next? I'm gonna go next? Okay?

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So I, like you, am
also very thankful for my life,

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for my health. You know,
I did the Cancer Walk last weekend,

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and it really I lost my mom
to cancer. And I'm going to talk

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about it on an upcoming show because
December first is very very hard for me

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because that's when I lost my mom
to cancer, to bring cancer, and

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so there's been some new things happening
in my life that have brought it even

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closer. Uh so once again,
so that something I'm very grateful for is

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that I don't I am very blessed
that I have not had to go through

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that journey after seeing people that I
love go through it. So I'm so

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thankful for my health, I'm also
thankful for my chosen family and friends.

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I've been very blessed that I've had
lifelong friends that I've known since I was

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a kid. You are, and
then also meeting you in my life,

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and then through you meeting some of
these wonderful women that you know. And

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then of course Brian our Son here, Yeah, your son, you are.

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You are a great guy. And
for being twenty two years old,

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you were so twenty three. I
mean twenty. I don't even know how

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old our son is. I'm whatever
age Eric wants me to be. Twenty

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two great. This is getting sick
because he is wise, he's smart,

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wise beyond his ears, and he
has a very good head on his shoulders,

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and he's always here. He's always
here, never liable, and he

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thinks that everything I say is a
hoot. It's kind of obnoxious. But

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anyway, I am very grateful in
this time of being so many people being

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unsure of where their next meal is
going to come from and how they're going

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to pay their rent. I'm very
lucky that I have not one, but

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two jobs that I enjoy. My
main job, I have two of the

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best bosses that I anybody could ever
ask for. And I have a great

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crew that I work with and that
I like going to work with every day.

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It's always different, it's always a
challenge, but I love them and

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I love the company I work for. And then this podcast asked you guys

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seriously talk about it. I love
you both like you guys are awesome.

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What's the thing you love about Brian
the most? That he's He's got a

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great sense of humor. It's very
dry, which I love. What is

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that he's very reliable for sure?
Anything sum a delight, that's for sure.

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And the feelings mutual. What do
you love about me the most?

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Everything? I love? Number one, how honest you are. I love

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how you stick to your convictions and
how you have kept your sobriety no matter

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what has happened, right, and
it's been a lot. And I really

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like the fact that you don't put
up with a lot of shit from people.

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Not no, not anymore except ours, right yeah, but yeah,

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yeah, yeah, but only we're
both delights. I know, because I

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know you guys love me, and
I know Bryan love I would take you.

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I know you would. I totally
would. I wouldn't. I know

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he probably wouldn't, but I know
you still love me. He would get

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a paper cup for you, maybe
step on a lego for her. Okay,

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that's a pain that has no limit. And then, like you said,

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to everybody that listens and watches,
we wouldn't be doing this if you

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guys didn't tune in. Otherwise it
would be kind of weird if we just

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sat here for everybody in particular.
So everything you guys say, your comments,

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you guys just tuning in to say
hi, it really touches me.

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Makes a difference. That's the reason
we do it. So thank you.

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And I am thrilled to have a
very nice roof over my head. Oh

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yeah, not that I never did
before, but this one is exceptional.

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Yeah, I really like this one. Yeah, you're happy, it's very

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nice. I'm very happy. And
to anybody out there struggling with I mean,

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mental illness, right now is just
an all time high. And I

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just read a survey that said that
they don't even have enough like therapists to

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go around for all these really young
kids and stuff. So you know,

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I'm I'm just very thankful that once
again I haven't had to I don't even

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know what that would be like to
be a young kid, because that's really

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who they were saying. It affects
most just with COVID and everything that's been

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going on, is it's really affecting
young kids right now horribly, and just

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now there's better options out there.
Nothing has to be drastic, So just

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talk to people, talk to you
friends, reach out to us, Yeah,

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reach out to us. But I'm
very thankful and grateful at this time

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of year. Thank you. Okay, Brian, I'm going to put the

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music. No, No, I
don't want the music. I can't stand

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that music. Really, I really, I'm not really, I'm not thankful

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for the music. Can she put
it on at a lower volume? No,

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it's it's it's awful. Plus we've
heard it two full times. Oh

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my god, you are impossible.
But I can tell you anything I'm thankful

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for, all right, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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all right, no music, no
music, all right, okay.

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In no particular order, there are
lots of things I'm thankful for, although

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Laura may want you to think otherwise. First and foremost, I'm thankful for

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the things we all take for granted. Number one, my health as a

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twenty three year old guy who hasn't
been to the doctor in fifteen years because

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I've had zero medical issues. Oh
my god, that's making me. Yeah,

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it's really nice, and you know, that's probably something I take for

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granted. I'm thankful for my family, the ones that are near and far.

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You know, you really, especially
when you don't live close to them,

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you appreciate them all the more.
I am. I'm thankful for the

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freedom we have in this country.
I think Thanksgiving is a big a good

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time to reflect on a lot of
things, and one of them being since

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it is, you know, closely
tied to the founding of our country,

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I think Thanksgiving, which predates it, is a good time to remember that

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we delive in a pretty great place, and that's something to be thankful for

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because not everyone has that. I
am thankful for my job. It's nice

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to make money. I enjoy it. And a lot of people don't have

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job, or it pays next to
nothing, or they don't like it.

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So oh wow, someone's allergic to
my thankfulness. This is why I'm so

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sorry. I am thankful for my
significant other. She is great and I

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love her so much, So thankful
for her. I see. I am

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thankful for my second job as a
waiter at the McDonald's by my house just

409
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:29.240
Wednesdays and Thursdays. You catch me
on the six to ten shift. I

410
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:32.359
just take out the trash and sometimes
I dress up as Ronald McDonald for the

411
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:37.799
kid's birthday parties in the playgrounds.
Terrible chop done to it. Just kidding.

412
00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:46.319
I am thankful for this podcast,
and that was so dumb. But

413
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:51.720
I'm really excited about what he's about
to say about the podcast. And he's

414
00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:53.920
probably now not going to say anything. No, no, no, I'm

415
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:59.799
going to continue excited. I am
thankful for this podcast. I'm also thankful

416
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:10.359
for or movies. That's all you're
gonna say about this. I am thankful

417
00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:16.079
that I get to work with two
legends who constantly name drop and make me

418
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:22.440
feel bad about myself, and I
hope to leverage their connections into something greater

419
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:27.640
one day. So I use us
for sure, Yeah, I am.

420
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:30.799
I am looking for the opportunity of
using and abusing them. Absolutely, No,

421
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:35.400
I I support that. That's fine. I do enjoy coming here on

422
00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:37.599
Mondays for a couple of hours,
even if it's sometimes late at night,

423
00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:43.839
and shooting this ship with a bunch
of old what's the worthy fogies. Yeah,

424
00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:47.839
a couple old fogies. You're old
my parents. But it's a good

425
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:51.000
time. It is kind of weird, isn't it. I feel like I'm

426
00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:55.400
hanging out with people younger than me, so it's true we act younger than

427
00:33:55.440 --> 00:34:01.839
he does. Maybe I was gonna
say, oh, thankful for movies.

428
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:05.519
There is a lot of movies I'm
thankful for. I love watching movies.

429
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:08.800
So which movie are you most thankful
for? Rare's Lost Art? Okay,

430
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:14.440
A couple of movies I just saw
I'm thankful for If you guys haven't seen

431
00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:16.719
the new Dungeons and Dragons movie,
even if you have no idea what that

432
00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:21.559
means, which mean neither, it's
actually really good. It's a great comedy

433
00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:25.920
movie. Check that out. Anyways, we'll move on from there. I'm

434
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:30.159
thankful for Keanu Reeves, who I
hope to meet soon. Oh, by

435
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:34.360
the way, I have an update. Holy Okay, okay, okay,

436
00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:38.159
Oh you can't say that Thanksgiving?
Okay, all right, anyway, I'm

437
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:43.039
gonna no, Actually, let's pause
for a second here, Eric, please

438
00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:45.159
share with us your update, because
I'm not going to get through the rest

439
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:57.679
of my list about I got a
text and something might be coming in the

440
00:34:57.679 --> 00:35:00.719
mail for Brian. You said that
like three months to go. No,

441
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:10.800
this is something very special for Christmas. What about me? About you?

442
00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:17.559
You're you're getting listen, you're getting
a shipload from They will make up for

443
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:21.920
the lack of Keanu in your life. The tin gifts. Keanu is supposed

444
00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:24.480
to be sitting right, God,
why are you pointing your crotching boobs when

445
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:31.119
you here he's supposed to Did you
see what you did? I am working

446
00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:34.519
on that. I didn't mean to
do that, but I meant to say,

447
00:35:34.519 --> 00:35:37.559
like he's supposed to be like here. When you do that, where

448
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:45.239
something that's coming in the mail.
You can't mail a person, Okay.

449
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:49.039
Anyway, we got an update.
That's all that matters. Okay, So

450
00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:52.159
looking forward to that. Mister Reeves, if you're watching this, I hope

451
00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:55.519
you send him the links to these
so he can hear my pleading. Mister

452
00:35:55.559 --> 00:35:59.440
Reeves, if you're watching, I'd
love to meet you. If we hit

453
00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:02.079
it off, maybe you'll like you
to my wedding. I definitely will,

454
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:05.400
he would, he would come.
Yeah, even if we don't hit off,

455
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:07.639
you're definitely can. So just let
me know what's a good address.

456
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:12.639
To send it to me to be
I'm going to get my online ministers,

457
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.119
like, since so I can marry
you actually be cool with that? That'd

458
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.679
be funny. See I mentioned that
to my girlfriend. She'd actually thought that

459
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:22.440
was funny. Cool. You'd rather
have Eric marry you than me? Yeah,

460
00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:28.880
and your girlfriend would rather have Eric
mary you guys than me. Yeah.

461
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:34.480
What we hit it off? Well, you can sing at the wedding.

462
00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:37.320
I will not sing if Kean reeves
come though, Keanu will be officiating

463
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:43.400
my wedding. That didn't last Come
on, you have to. It's just

464
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:47.920
it's just in the event that I
toppled to the bottom of the I'm in.

465
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.719
I said I was going to use
you guys and leverage some connections.

466
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:54.960
So if I have to use you
to get to Keanu to officiate my wedding,

467
00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:59.559
then sorry, Eric, did you
hear that? Kr, I'm at

468
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:02.679
the bottom of the pile. I
always have been, always will be.

469
00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:08.360
I'm thankful for Harrison Ford, Jake
Harrison Ford fan, thankful for him.

470
00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:14.280
Even though the last Indiana Jones movie
which came out this year was Utter dog

471
00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:16.159
Ship. I'm still thankful for you, Harrison Ford, and I think you

472
00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:21.159
did a good job in that terrible
movie. And I am forever thankful for

473
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:25.760
your prior performances in all movies,
but especially Star Wars and Indiana Jones Six

474
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:30.280
Days, seven nights. Mm hmm, I love that movie. I do

475
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:35.840
like Air Force one, The Fugitive
Witness. Oh, the Fugitive was a

476
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:40.719
great movie. You know some of
his lesser known roles enders Game. What's

477
00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:45.519
that one where he like he cheated
on his wife or like there was like,

478
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:50.760
oh so good that one. Okay, it's not great, but it's

479
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:54.760
weird to see Hi as a bad
guy though. Okay, Amazon. Really

480
00:37:54.760 --> 00:38:02.440
thankful for Amazon. Amazon has revolutionized
the way don't listen to the communists or

481
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:07.800
the socialist. Capitalism is good and
Amazon is a direct direct miracle out of

482
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:14.239
that. So lastly, to further
my love of capitalism, Costco. I

483
00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:17.840
love Costco. I'm thankful for Costco. I got a lot of good crap

484
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:22.360
from Costco in bulk. Just went
there, uh Costco's over the weekend.

485
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:27.719
It was a fun time. Last
year for my birthday, my twenty second

486
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:30.320
birthday, I went to Costco for
my birthday and it was great. I

487
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:30.960
had a great time. I just
looked around, I didn't. I don't

488
00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:35.599
think I got anything but just fun. That was your birthday wish. It

489
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:37.400
wasn't my wish, but like you
know, it was twenty two, like

490
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:39.039
after you turned twenty one. Who
gives a crap, Like there's something fun

491
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:40.519
to do anymore. So I was
like, eeah, it's cool, let's

492
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:45.760
go to Costco. Oh my god. So thankful for Costco and that's my

493
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:51.599
list. Well oh and I'm thankful
for our reviewers who watched this so that

494
00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:54.679
I can come back here every Monday. Get oh no meager per dim no

495
00:38:55.199 --> 00:39:00.599
oh yeah, well well just kidding. You know what I have. I

496
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:06.239
have good feeling about twenty twenty four
and about this podcast and about our listeners

497
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:08.719
and about things that are gonna happen. It's gonna we're gonna we're gonna kick

498
00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:13.639
it up like ten notches, and
it's gonna be fun for all of us.

499
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:15.760
We're going to have a great week. Are twenty twenty four is gonna

500
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:20.400
be freaking awesome, you guys gotta
be promise awesome. Twenty twenty four is

501
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:22.679
the year we make a million dollars, you know what, Brian? Brian,

502
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:27.280
Yeah, yes, I didn't manifest. I just said that. No,

503
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:30.239
I want it's meaningless, but no, right, we are going to

504
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:32.960
make a million dollars in twenty twenty
four. Could be the year we go

505
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:37.920
broken. This thing ends? No, no, never, who knows?

506
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:40.760
Make a million dollars? You know
what? Throw it out there in the

507
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:44.400
universe. Throw I know you don't
believe. Okay, whatever about there?

508
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:49.400
Laura could post for like Playboy for
girl podcast Girls of twenty twenty four.

509
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:54.960
Yeah, who would, Eric?
What you forget? I would be the

510
00:39:55.000 --> 00:40:01.719
front man leading that boycott. I
know your book? Mean Eric, what

511
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:07.280
Playboy people are like twenty two years
old? They're hot? First of all.

512
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:10.920
No, I'm sure they have a
milf edition. Nobody wants to anyway.

513
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:14.880
That's actually interesting. Is there a
milf edition of Playboy? I don't

514
00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:16.800
know. I bet there is.
We could start that that magazine. I

515
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:19.639
don't want to be part of it, but I want to pump some of

516
00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:23.039
the money from it. This is
a Thanksgiving episode, okay. I think

517
00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:30.519
I am thankful for the entrepreneurship that
we that we display here with such great

518
00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:38.039
ideas as milf Boy or play Milf
patent pending and making a million dollars.

519
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:43.119
Yeah. Patton also pending on that
one, definitely, So thank you to

520
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:45.719
all of our listeners. Thank you
for sure you guys, thank you so

521
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:50.599
much. The ones that don't want
thank you for two No people are at

522
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:57.119
sponsors, Oh my god. Responsible
to our sponsors Wit Cosmetic Surgery, Jay

523
00:40:57.159 --> 00:41:02.920
Wartzler, San Diego Crystal and Jewelry
Milestone Property. We love you guys so

524
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:10.599
much. Thank you for helping us
up in this beach. Appreciate it so

525
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:15.840
much. And thanksgiving me for keeping
lights on as well. So thanksgiving it,

526
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:21.360
I know, I know. Well, whenever we've already's already blown it

527
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:23.480
real quick, let's say that things
were not thankful for very quickly. I'm

528
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:28.960
going to start Turkey. Go fuck
yourself, turkey. I hate Oh wow,

529
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:34.559
Okay, I'm going to wow.
Say one thing you're not thankful for.

530
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:45.199
Uh. People that air their dirty
laundry out on social media. There

531
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:50.440
was this guy that hated Jeromes that
aired all of his Oh yeah, I

532
00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:52.719
am not thankful for Jeromes. Go
suck a bag of dits. I am

533
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:58.920
not thankful for bicycle lanes. I'm
done with the bicyclist on the roads.

534
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:02.360
I'm so over it. It feels
like it feels like an opinion you shouldn't

535
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:07.639
have. That's almost like I know, but but but I feel like it's

536
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:12.440
it's very dangerous. It's too dangerous
the streets. It sure does. What's

537
00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:15.039
what's the word If you are like, I'm racist against bike No, I'm

538
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:20.519
not. I don't. I'm not
racist against the bicyclists themselves. I don't

539
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:23.360
like the bike lanes. I guess
it's the city. I don't like the

540
00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:28.039
way they set up the bicycle lan. I don't like the bike lanes.

541
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:31.079
You said something I'm not grateful for. I'm not grateful for that. Well,

542
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:36.039
now we're not going to end like
this. Guess what. Hey,

543
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:42.039
I'm cutting that out. I love
him though. Thankful for Ham. I'm

544
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:44.719
thankful for all you guys, and
thank you for listening. Love you so

545
00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:47.039
much. Sorry this way it was. I was supposed to end with my

546
00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:52.559
nice letter, but these guys took
over the show, and that's how it

547
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:55.440
ends. Are you saying that we
hijacked the Thanksgiving episode? You did?

548
00:42:55.480 --> 00:43:00.800
You pretty much like I was held
hostage. I love your Okay, thank

549
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:04.840
you, I love you. I
thought it was okay. I know they

550
00:43:04.840 --> 00:43:07.320
have you think, Well, thank
you. I will come over and kiss

551
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:12.840
you. I'm also thankful for my
three besties. Oh yes, and no

552
00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:19.320
particular order, but now yes,
I've never speaking and that's fine for now

553
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:23.079
your voice, Karen and Laura,
you are my angels. He says he

554
00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:27.239
loves all the same. Who do
you say was number Marla's number one?

555
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:30.119
Marl number one? Marla will always
be number one because he's his longest friend.

556
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:35.920
Karen has I edged to wait to
number two, and that's fine.

557
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:37.320
You need to do something that puts
you back on number one. Laura.

558
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:42.039
No, I will never be number
one. I never all number one.

559
00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:45.079
I will know it's impossible. That's
not true. No, it's I will

560
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:50.760
not supersede Marla. You could supersede
Karen, though Karen and I are like

561
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:52.360
neck and neck. Well can you
do what can you do that make you

562
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:57.800
better than Karen? Not nothing Right
now, Karen, We're coming for you.

563
00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:01.000
God, Karen's an awfully great person. I don't know, I don't

564
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:05.760
know what. Maybe we'll figure it
out after the R Team of Christmas.

565
00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:08.840
I'm going to be number three for
sure. Dare I say you might be

566
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:13.559
number four? Wah, I don't
know you. You have another one in

567
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:16.199
the running. That one in the
wings, just waiting. Yeah wait wait

568
00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:22.119
wait Eric, where am I on
this list? No? Yes, oh

569
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:29.760
Kimberly will probably be in there.
Oh yeah Kimberly, yeah, Jody,

570
00:44:29.880 --> 00:44:32.679
yeah whatever. You know. Why
am I giving? Why am I giving

571
00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:37.800
you ideas? Love your podcast?
Okay you guys, thank you for listening.

572
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:44.000
Happy Thanksgiving? Happy whatever? Thank
you everybody, and love your podcast.

573
00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:46.960
Love your podcast. I love you, my sweet baby, so much.

574
00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:52.079
I love you. I love you
too. Happy Thanksgiving. You look

575
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:58.440
beautiful, you look handsome. Thank
you? Are you gonna puke? Go

576
00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:06.119
buy a ham turkey? Bye everybody. By IM

