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Hi, what's your name? County
Towny, Tony? What's up? Man?

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What are you getting into to that? Well, you got a horse.

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I didn't think I was gonna naked. I was on the line five,

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but that guy dropped his calls from
him here. Now let's play.

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You're here to wait, you know, just let's play. We gotta get

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to know the contestant, Tony.
So I'm in the middle. I'm in

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the backwoods of Denton right now.
Hell yeah, what does that mean.

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I'm in the middle of like the
back of Denton, in the middle of

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the woods. What are you doing
out there? I well, there's a

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big old accent on the highway.
So my GPS device took me around and

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now I'm driving through some country.
Okay. I thought you were going to

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say you were in the middle of
a divorce or no, I'm not married.

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Do you have a lucky lady in
your life or gentleman, I do.

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I do. She's pretty lucky.
We've been dating for about two and

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a half years. Really, all
right, she's sexy. Is it still

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hot? Yeah? I'm still burning? Yep. Are you on your way

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to work? It's pretty great.
Yeah, dude, I've been on the

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road for over an hour thirty minutes
ago. Okay, sounds like you've burned

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some gasoline that you need us?
What my taking about every day? Almost?

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Really? All right? Well maybe
we can help with that. All

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right, you get three spins,
Tony. You know it works? Oh,

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I know, all right, it
is pretty simple. You know you're

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talking about knowing. Okay, you're
just gonna all right, just give me

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the roll. Let's do this,
all right, all right, spend one

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for Tony. Tony yell backwoods here, you'll stop? Is he screaming?

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I don't know. All right,
six dollars and fifty cents. It's a

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great start. Your foot's in the
door, Tony, Your foots in the

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door. That's a good. Need
more money? You can give him some

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more money, all right, I
don't even need that. He wants to

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roll. He wants to roll.
Please Jesus squeeze Tony your thoughts. I

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couldn't be more upset. I was
really hoping that I get free lunch today,

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and now I have to wait until
I get off work to eat my

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beans and rice. Yet again,
beans, I mean, you could have

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took your six What is six dollars
gonna get me? Mike beans more beans.

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I don't know. There's dollar menus
places one taco from Taco Bell.

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Dude, Okay, that's not you
have nothing right now, Tony, you

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have zero. So we'll take a
talko or two spin right now? No,

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you hit a whammy. Hold on? He does the man another spin

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and I like I kind of like
aggressiveness, but it has to be unanimous.

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I'm fine with Tony getting over.
Here's the deal. But if he

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gets a whammy, okay, yes, six fifty Okay, if you get

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a whammy, you have to vend
my west six dollars and fifty cents.

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I will do that. I swear
to God I'll do that. Okay,

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all right, right, let's spend. Accept Or Tony, the college baseball

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tickets are there for you. I
don't want them. Okay, here we

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go. Oh he hold on.
How about if he gets a whammy,

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he has to go to the college
baseball thing? Oh you have there,

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Let's do that. You have to
act because I hate baseball. Let's make

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him go. I'll take that over
the six fifty yet, all right,

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do you accept, Tony? Do
you accept you have to go to one

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one full game? There's a ton
of great games. And if you like

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college baseball, it's amazing that we
have this tournament here. But you don't

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like baseball. If you get a
whammy right now, promise you this is

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legit. You have to go to
one game and report to us. Promise

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I will take my beautiful, sexy
girlfriend of the baseball game. Okay,

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all right, this is good.
You have to yell baseball whatever you want

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to stop this. Twenty bucks now
that's lunch fare. That's a lot.

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That is luge. How much is
it? Twenty bucks? Twenty twenty night

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jackpopp twenty dollars. He hated six
fifty, but he loves twenty. Let's

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be honest. He's that's what gambling
gets you sometimes, kids. So why

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don't you go to the casino laying
all on blackjack and wind you some money.

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Chalk taw be truthful here, Tony. You're just happy you don't have

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to go to the baseball game.
I'm very happy, Tony. You're very

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exciting. Worst okay, the worst
the World Series champions around. Did you

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watch any of the World Series when
Rangers won it? You know, I

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actually had I had an offer to
go to the World Series in a suite

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for free, and unfortunately we had
to go to Chris Stapleton on the same

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night, and my girlfriend would have
let us go to the Wild Cherry.

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I like this, this guy's borderline
tourettes. I love it. In the

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backwoods at Denton, I'm just being
I'm super overcappinated, right, I'm nervous,

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I'm screaming. I don't know what's
going on. I'm in the middle

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of the Denton Son. Have a
bite out of gas. Tony, you've

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been entertaining. I like your uh, I like your vibe. Man,

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you got twenty bucks coming to you. Stay on hold. JJ's gonna get

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your Venmo info and we're gonna ship
that twenty right to you and you can

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get all the tacos you want.
Hooray, So Tony coming, I'm next

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thing this morning News. Hang on
a second. I love Tony one reason.

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Tony sounds like a dude that spends
a ton of time in his car

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and he chooses to listen to this. Thank you, Tony, tank gas

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every damn day. Thank you,
Thank you so much for real. Thanks super cool