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Uh and uh, I don't know, man, not a lot this week,
unless the Mexican aliens become real, they re get reanimated or something like.
I don't. I don't foresee much. So I think we're gonna focus
on questions, focus on your questions this week. You know, some people
actually they're like, they're like, fucking tartargrades be cool, that'd be cool
as shit. That'd be scary as fuck. I don't like that at all.
Yeah, yeah, I guess some people thought the aliens were actually cake
and when they saw that video, they thought they were like they thought like
they thought that that person that made it a cake, they thought it was
the same people who actually that's a good dude. That cake is convincingly like
it is very like he did a really good job making that cake look like
exactly that alien. So like I kind of get it to seven degree.
It's like, you know, stake cake maker, remember cake to the Congress
or whatever? Can you imagine? You know, like it was like me,
that reminds me of that video. You ever see that video the guy
who feels his he fills his computer with beans and he and he gets so
long, Chris, I have not mentioned this video in ages no, but
you for when you first saw it, you would not like you came into
my room like, dude, have you seen this? And you were like,
dude, I was just enamored by It's like, this is food,
this is beans. You were like, you've never That was the peak of
I think that was the first moment you realize what funny really is and you
were like, I just I appreciated the patience that was being displayed for this
man who this man was convinced didn't understand what beans were. I think that
was like a very It's like an eye opening moment for me. But uh,
that's that's what that as me. I was like, this is cake,
this is food, this this is an aliens, this is cake.
But uh anyway, yeah, we'll fucking before we hit a question, I
want you guys to view something in a chat. I'm about to put it
in. I don't think I know Chris, you haven't seen this. I
asked you before we start recording. Uh, this has to do with golf,
and this is one of the it's the this is real, Okay,
I want to seen this. We're gonna put this in the episode. I
have course, it's gonna probably context. Yeah, of course. So it's
Scooter McGavin. Why you always tried carefully when you interact with solo golfers on
the on the course. Yeah, and I just thought it was just gonna
be some dickhead whatever. But uh, I was pleasantly surprised. I will
say, just you just you have no idea where this is gonna turn into
grizz You have no idea. He he looks, he looks a little upset.
So yeah, he's he's a little bit bad. He's a wee bit
tossed. I'm just waiting, I just waiting waiting before is it is?
Again? Is it? He's reaching the crescendo? I think, yo,
Yo, he's been heaven twice. Bro Yo, what the fuck? He
looks so not threatening? That's he took a shirt off. I was expecting
like like I was expecting like a like a like a jacked gorilla of a
person. And it's just it's it's a regular guy. It's just some normal
It's a normal guy. It's some fella. Yo. Why that's such like
that's been heaven zero to one hundred. He's been having twice to us,
you gotta watch out. He's been here two times, dude, How many
times you've been to heaven zero to one hundred? How many times have I
been to heaven? Is that he just has heaven twice? He said,
Bro, Yeah, this dude, this dude has fought God essentially. I
think. I think that's what he's going to say, and fought God and
he won both times. That's a I don't know, man, I don't
know. I don't God, you knocked him out like like, oh,
I've got to feel pretty empowering, punk ass bitch, punk ass black bitch.
I just I don't understand golf at all really as a as a as
a premise. I don't get the point. I don't get what's fun about
it. You don't get God in it, all of it. Yeah,
I don't. I don't get golf at all. Oh, I don't get
I don't get golf at all. It's just a chill experience. It's just
it's just really common, you know what it really it's it's an ex escape
from reality. That's what I've that's what i've I've I've realized because it's not
for me, because you know, escape from reality for me is really just
a nice podcast and a good like RPG or something yeah, exactly. But
yeah, golf, I see for people that probably aren't into gaming or whatever,
that's what they It's people that just go off and they pretend they're on
an adventure. They're just hitting a ball and they're driving, they're drinking,
they're fucking with all of their you know, boys that hate their wives or
significant others and shit, it's like a it's a it's it's yeah, you
know what you're you know the type of people that good six minutes of pus
six minutes. I don't know why, but that sounds like a It sounds
like an album, like A that sounds like that sounds like something significant.
Six minutes of pussy like it like like the Matchbox twenty would have had that
as a fucking record back in the Night twenty would not have had that as
a record, would have about they would Rob Thomas fought for that. I
can't imagine Rob Thomas saying the word pussy at all. That doesn't, that
doesn't nothing. I could. I don't know why. I was watching Always
Sunny recently and I totally forgot there was an episode where him and fucking Sinbad
are just in a mental asylum. Someone almost raped down people. The cameos
that they have on there are so fucking like bizarre, like this, oh
they're they're oh, they were selling the fight milk and then fucking h the
actual UFC fighters and Dana White the present were on the fucking show, and
I'm like, this is so bizarre. They were literally shitting their pants to
cut weight and drinking the fight milk so good, drinking fight milk, fight
milk, and then have like a bird with fucking arms on. Yeah,
yeah, dude, you know, fight milk, fight milk is might be
one of the funniest words that I've ever heard in my life. Always always
sunny Philadelphia is so good that even that the most recent season is actually pretty
good too. I'm not caught up. Actually, I you know, I
have a season, the season, but the previous season before this one was
like it was like I didn't really care that much for it, but you
like the CG Monkey. What the fuck? I don't even remember that.
I am so not caught up that last season, the season that's airing right
now before that was a CG monkey. It was a random CG monkey in
it. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait, wait, wait wait, wait into it. Okay,
Yeah, I'll I guess I'll catch up. I was saying it was
the season before this one, not the Ireland one. The Ireland one is
two seasons ago. Now, oh, I'm really fucking far behind then.
I don't know whatever, I just hear things. But you know, the
last season I saw was probably in like twenty eighteen or two nineteen, very
behind. Yeah, it was just more because I was watching on I would
usually watch on Hulu after it would come out, and I haven't had Hulu
for a very long time except for recently. I signed back up for it
because it was like Disney Plus and Hulu for like five bucks or some shit.
It was crazy like deal like that. I'm like, yeah, I
got rid of a lot of shit. Dude, bro, did you notice?
Okay, So everybody real quick and getting the questions, so like so
student loans and uh, and you're gonna be allowed to be evicted and shit,
like basically next month essentially everything's gonna be lifted and if your poor yers
essentially fucked, you know, and on top of that, it's like insulted
injury. All of these fucking streaming platforms just raised all their prices to two
to three dollars or the same fucking time. And I'm like, how fucking
evil is that when people need to break the most, when a bunch of
people are probably gonna get evicted, a bunch of people gonna start going into
debt because then start paying the student loans again that I you know, let's
tack on some extra shit that's spotify, So sad bro counts a lot of
shitube, what's this way? What's the student loan thing? And actually it's
like student loans run pause, like there's so now they're gonna like they're gonna
start like having to pay again. So a bunch of people now are gonna
have this fat fucking bill that's like a car payment or whatever. It's gonna
start being on their on their plate again and hopefully they made room for it.
But you know, humans, they usually don't. Yeah, people aren't
responsible. It's like you adjust on the fly, like to what you're used
to, and now it's like even ample amount of prep, it's like,
fuck you many even even even with even with the predatory nature of all right
you sorry, Yeah, I was just saying, like, even with the
predatory nature of like what the student loans are you know, Like it's just
like people aren't people also aren't responsible, you know what I mean. It's
like every everyone is not. This is not set up for human beings.
It's it's just not a good system at all. But I'm glad I don't
have any student loans. Jesus Christo, me too. Man. I don't
know why you, Sweeney, you got something. You fucked a bit,
bro. I was gonna when I was into my final year, I would
have to loans, and I was like, I'm just to take a break,
take a break, and I haven't went back yet. Yeah. So
when I become a nurse, hey man, we're gonna we're gonna start making
we'renna start making a fucking like ten twenty km and become a nurse. I'll
go become a nurse immediately. And I'm like, perfect, did you look
into sorry, sorry, did you look into that company that like fucked over
a bunch of podcasts? I forgot what their name is, but uh,
Philip the Frankel mentioned they had, Uh, who's that guy from Louisiana with
the rat King? I can't remember his name? The rat from me?
What the fuck are you talking? Oh? Okay, So that's like a
it's like this, he looks like a fucking rag. Somebody calls him the
rat king. I forgot and so he's like from Louisiana's like, this is
that fucking guy anyway, him Brendan Shob and all these other people like this
guy, Jim Cornette, this wrestling dude. They were all under this one
organization, this podcast network, and that podcast network was shelling out six fucking
figures easily per month kind of a thing. And they got to the point
where the guy that owned it started making way too big of promises, and
then when they had to adjust for things, they started paying new and people
that were coming in and stopped paying other people. So other people were being
owed hundreds of thousands or seven figures, and motherfucker was taking all these rich
lavist vacations and shit. So it was like, it's a huge controversy.
But my main point was what the fuck, Like, how the fuck do
we get on these guypa networks? And I don't mean to get that much,
but at least even fucking twenty five percent of that or yeah, fraction,
I'm like, what the that's crazy money. Those motherfuckers will make you
way too much money. Well, you know, be good for them.
But but I'm just I started doing dumb shit immediately. Bro, my dude,
bullshit alarm, We'll go off instantly, and I'm I'm gonna start using
drugs. Do I feel like we just have to like pretend if we just
pretend, like say, say we had conversations right about uh me returning in
the area and then us doing some some type of live thing, right,
uh not live, you know what I mean, in person. Yeah,
And the one thing that I was thinking of was, all right, we
have to let's just pretend. I don't know, just like we're fucking not.
It's just it's implied that we're veteran LA comics. It's just it's just
it's just implied. Yeah, we should absolutely, That's that is such a
fucking funny idea, Like we'll just meet in person. Well, we'll do
the show in person, Like uh, well, I was gonna say,
like we did initially, but like we did, but that didn't matter to
you guys watching because we didn't have video at that time. But like,
we'll do it in person and we'll set it up exactly the same and we'll
talk about we'll talk about sets that we did that never happened, that never
like dude, and then like it would be like the like this this post
has left the target audience type deal where it's like our our audience would like
the in on it. It's like these guys are pretending to be like gods.
And then it would like exit at some point and then they'd be like,
who are these comedians so fucking I've never seen Rogan and all of them
like that with like at their fucking show like that, like they thinking for
years, man, they've been going through the church. They really there's a
possibility that motherfucker would do that. Because that he was like, oh,
I know two different times he was like, I know somebody that knows somebody
that has seen the cat litter boxes in the schools. I know someone that
they're shoving the tampons up their ass with alcohol and stuff like these like urban
legend kind of things. These urban mid things hold on that tampon with alcohol
is real. I've seen a very small number of people actually talking about that
online. But as far as is it on but but is that being brought
up as like a new thing, No, it was being brought up.
So this was like maybe four years ago, like three or four years ago.
He was like, oh, this is happening in school, Like he
brought it up as if it's like a phenomenon. Were sure, I'll say,
here's the thing. There's probably a handful of just complete dummies that did
that. But most people, if they have access to alcohol, they just
put in a sprite bottle, right, and then they just so the idea
of it being an epidemic is heard of, it's just and then so then
like long story short, my point being, he's a couple of times and
he at least he admitted to the the cat litter thing that that didn't happen.
And it's hilarious that he said that he knows someone that did it.
So he is a minute that he completely lied. He didn't say lied,
but he did. So I think we could guess light him into thinking we've
opened up for him at some point. Oh my god, can you imagine
I open Yeah, I opened up for you in Chicago, and he's surely
been to Chicago, so like it would just be I can't remember that.
I think I remember that we're on we are on a path to being blacklisted
from every industry. No, but we're break though. We're really good,
like we lie our in but we're fucking good. We're you know, No,
no, oh my god, you don't be so good. You don't
be so good. If if, oh my god, if we got like
if we filmed like a fake special right where we had where we would we
would go up on stage and we filled we filled the room with just like
our audience member, it's just our fans due we just and we would just
tell them, listen, this is not going to be funny at all.
We're going to be saying nothing. We're going to be saying genuinely nothing,
no jokes at all. There's gonna be a lot of silence. We need
you to laugh as if it's the funniest thing you've ever heard, dude.
And then just like we have stayed well we like on stage, you'll be
like so Mexican aliens are Southern Mexican. I think this laughter, fucking bashing,
fucking the ground, slapping their knees. People literally left the bloody and
the floor and just could and then like convincing because you know there's going to
be some people in the audience some people outside of the audience who see that
video who are susceptible enough to that where it's like they see other people laughing,
so they're gonna be like, dude, this is hilarious, We're gonna
do that. The really should've ever seen people people following just because everybody else
are doing it. One man, I've always I've always wanted a gaslight millions
you you have no idea, how fucking you have no idea? How much
we need to do this like we do this little happens? Is this right?
This is funny, this is fun right, this will make us money
at first we'll get to those places that's funny. No no, no,
no, no no the day no no. This to me is about like
I would, I just love the idea of this happening, and like us
doing a special that is objectively unfunny, being filled with laughter, like top
to bottom, front to back, fucking killing, murdering it, going online
with no context, comedians seeing it, and then just having to like having
to deal with that, having to come to terms of that. It's like,
what what is this talentless bullshit? And why is it so? Why
don't even have to have a laughing so hard, like they're laughing saying anything
because they because they wouldn't watch this, you know what I mean, Like
they wouldn't watch this episode to find this plan being hatched. Yeah yeah,
yeah, like research. I'm want to start off, so I say we
should do it like uh, like we each have five ten minutes whatever we
we're just doing, like yeah, we just then and then so we just
go on. We have somebody, we gotta find somebody to introduce or we
either introduce ourselves or we just have somebody there as a guest to introduce us
on the stage, so it looks like a legit like special and I just
I'm gonna start off. I'm gonna just do a couple of I want to
do just a little few references here there, like uh, like what's his
name Brendan Shob where he's like dicey dicey, like that's this thing that's his
catchphrase. And I want to have people lose their minds like crying. I
want to be like, hey, guys, guys, when I get on
stage, get your fucking vizzline or whatever you're ship ready and put that shit
in your eyes because I'm gonna say a joke and then I want the camera
to pan to the armies. I want to see them crying like it's so
funny, and people are gonna be like what I'm gonna I can't. I'm
gonna go up there and I'm gonna say fucking deepity and then they're gonna lose
their shit. I just want to say slurs on I want to say slurs
in front of thousands of people on the left. Your whole, your whole
set, your whole ten minutes is just you saying slurs with no punchlines,
no setups, no nothing, and people laughing and me just is basking it,
dude. Just so women saw a woman. I saw a woman on
the street the other they dumb cunt, fucking stupid bitch. I saw a
dog by a car. I want to fucking fucking losing their ship. What's
laugh it? Bro? People people are fucking people are literally they're gonna be
joker laughing. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be laughing. It's crazy.
I love, yeah, just missing things like that when we're on the fly.
But yeah, like look if holding you laugh like a fucking maniac,
dude, who you look like a regular dude? Man, that's crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, that's bullshit. He has
not had to say he's never laughed the same twice. It is upsetting.
You have a lot of different laughs. Yeah, I'm going for how many
years now, like seven years or something. Seven years I have experienced he's
experienced. Cristal obviously has experienced way more. So I completely believe him.
But I have experienced some very unique laughters from you. Even you get into
a mode where you get giggly and it's like it's like setting. It's I'm
like, why are you like like it's it's like it's like it's like you
have a load and you like you have like different It's it's like you're swapping
like Borderland skill trees to like a quick different laughs. It's like this today,
well today we're gonna go with So when I'm so when there's something's ridiculous,
when something is like really really really funny, I have a very loud
panic laugh, like when something's true hilarious, like Derek when we were talking
about the guy drinking piss in the canister in the movie. That laugh.
That laugh, it's my truest laugh. That's when I'm genuinely laughing. My
heartest, Listen, The point is. The point is we've got to figure
out we've got to figure out a way to get this going. We gotta
gotta do it. A good idea, but I'm down for it. I
think it's I think I not only do I think it's the opposite of a
bad idea. I think it's the best idea any of us have ever had.
I think it's such a good idea it's unreal. But yeah, well
we'll figure out a way to do it once once Derek is out here.
We got we have to absolutely do that because that's too good on board.
Also, quick thing before we get into questions, Uh did that we got
some So I don't know if this is our fault or if it's YouTube's fault.
The last episode was in like three forty p I don't know what the
fuck up with that. Honestly, it's I feel like it's just YouTube sucking
up. It was three about that. It was because we didn't do anything
differently did we know? So it was definitely YouTube. So YouTube, and
I noticed that in the in the beginning. I saw I was like,
oh, it's weird because usually as soon as it's as soon as it's processed,
I'll just publish it. But I saw that it was saying HD's taking
longer than usual. I'm like, oh, it's bizarre. It said it
was gonna take thirty three minutes, and so I was like, oh,
fuck it, I'll just schedule it for the next hour. And then the
next hour came and did no. People were saying they're having trouble opening it.
One of our one of our listeners or viewers, thought that it might
have been the because of the thumbnail, because it's the it's the thumbnail,
and I want to be clear, I did not make this. I want
to be clear. So the thumbnail is you've seen this before. It's it's
Biden putting the gun in that old woman's mouth. Perfect like you've seen that
before, like where it's it's just the because it's the photo. It's the
the original photo is okay, Yeah, Biden looking like really angry. He's
pointing at this old lady like angrily, and somebody photoshopped a gun and put
it and it's in her mouth and it looks fucking real. That looks so
real, dude, real, and so I use that. Yeah, So
yeah, somebody thought maybe that was fucking things up or whatever. But no,
I was like, the the episode was everything was okay as usual.
So as of right now, it's it's fine. Yeah, it's h d
everything's good. Yeah, everything everything should be good. We don't know what
the Android thing the issues and honestly, dude, like we make the podcast,
we were at the whims of of the platform holders. Unfortunately. Uh,
Patroon's not having any problems though, so that's good, yeah, or
the or the RSS feed, So if you want to, you know,
just get that in right. You always have like a backup. Somebody I
did see somebody say I had to watch I had to listen on on Spotify,
and I'm like, that's a great fucking option. Yeah, it's good
anyway, if you want to your ugly ast faces, you know, let's
move on to uh, move on to some some of our audience questions.
Nothing none. Uh cop shoots Pomradian out of fear that it's Dick is bigger
than his road, and he says, bonjour, Fester Gomez and cousin it.
What's a cultural moment that seemed life changing when you were a kid,
even though it seems stupid now? I cried when Zane left one direction.
In my defense, I was twelve. It's so funny. What was that?
Like? Are you a boy or a girl? WHOA? I want
to know that for sure, because it's funnier if it's a boy, it's
funny er. Yeah, it's funny. For me. It was a moment
that I really thought was like, oh, it is unbelievable. Uh,
he's really made a song with some country music star one time, and I
was like, damn, we finally lost old old time road or old time
maybe or along it. Maybe you want to roll my windows down and cruise.
And I was like, yeah, what the fuck is that? It
finally got us? I mean, in his defense, he is from fucking
Missouri at least swis. Yeah. Yeah, it's just to be fair,
he's from the fucking South, where I'm sure every white person he passed by
in a truck was blaring that music. So some of it had to rubuff
on him. You know, Oh my exes are stringing up, you know,
the top of babel. I don't know if I can think of anything
like this, honestly, Like, I don't know. I think I remember
cultural huh yeah, like a big deal, but not really I guess,
yeah, yeah, I can. I can't think. I guess. There
are some things that are certain that that were a big deal that weren't really,
but not in like a stupid way, like Zane leaving one direction.
Like I remember, like when Robin Williams died, that was like a huge
deal to me. You have my job. I wasn't there that day.
That's right. I was at your I was at this. I was like,
yeah, that's right. I was at the Starbucks. I remember because
we sweet. I can't remember if we if. I know, yeah,
I saw it on my Facebook because I think Paul, our friend Paul,
had had posted something on Facebook about like, oh man, rest of peace,
Rob Williams. I was like, and I was with my friend Gabby
there at the Starbucks that you worked at. You weren't there. It was
like nighttime. We were getting a cake to throw at a friend of ours
house. Don't ask questions. Uh, it's really boring up where we lived,
so we had to make our own fun. And we were sitting there
and I read it out loud. It's like, oh my god, Robin
Williams died. And everyone in the Starbucks turned and they said what so I've
ruined that, like eascally, like I brought the mood and that Starbucks so
fascinated vibe, but I assassinated that vibe like like like no one's fucking business
man, you know what. I had a similar experience like that on the
way to do a podcast with you guys, when now this is I wouldn't
say this is my Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, it's not because
I feel like his death is significant, uh, but like yeah, that
was I was. I was in dunkin Donuts. I was in don Donuts
and then literally the workers and people that were in there were all like what
the fuck? The motherfucker was like forty one, So you're like extra weird
that I don't know, like I was in I was in school. I
was in like summer classes, like you know, like just chilling. Was
it? Did you come in? No, Diday he died. You weren't
coming to my house. You weren't coming to our house? Were you?
No? He was absolutely no. We we used to record on No.
Afterwards, I went to Lily's house, you guys, remember what was you
guys? I went to Lily's house afterwards, and I was just like god,
damn, I was so sad. I was so wonder episode dude.
I wonder what number episode that is, because you could probably go back and
listen to that in real time at this point, because it's like that that
you genuinely was like you showed up and you were just so dejected. You
were like fucking Kobe Bryant's dead man. Bro. On the drive home,
I was like, really fucking like bombs. I was like, holy shit.
And then of course I'm on fucking Twitter and I'm seeing, uh,
some dude a boast. What was it? I think Modern Warfare one where
the guys like trapped in the helicopter and he's like Vernigan ship. I'm like,
come on, dude, bro, there's no respect anymore. There's there's
no sac On Twitter. If I posted my ground, my diet, somebody
will be like that's unfortunate, and they'll post a video of that kid begging.
That voice line was like his grandma, And it is the most terrible
thing. No, to be fair, to be fair, the way that
we treated the smash mouth singer, I feel like we're doing okay down I'm
the grave. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, right,
let's not let's not you're we're we can't repeat my body has gone cold.
I can't wait till live fucking decome. Oh say that's the same punchline.
My body is getting my body's getting cold is pretty good. It's like,
answer it should we do that? Is it too soon to do that?
It's way too soon. We need I think we need a little bit more
time. Stop that. We shouldn't be doing what we're doing right now.
Dude, we probably shouldn't do it ever. Actually, I mean, I'll
give a year. How about a year, we'll revisit in the okay,
okay, okay listeners, remind us in a year, and then remind us
in exactly one year from today. September twenty September twenty second, twenty twenty
three September twenty two, twenty twenty four, also known as the release state,
uh, the official release state of Halo three dst in two thousand and
nine. But let's uh, let's get into some Oh but I forgot to
mention this. There's this guy named Douchebag, the legendary who's been who's been
uploading some really dope clip compilations. Uh, you should definitely check that guy
out he's doing doing the lords, doing the Lord's work, doing looking saying
that because I kept forgetting, I kept forgetting too, but I wanted to
I wanted to make a note. I was just scrolling because I was looking
for the Kanye or not the Kanye of the Kobe Bryant episode, and it
showed it showed up, and I was like, yes, that's great,
dude, fantastic, because I would have forgot again. I would have forgot
again into totally sorry. Douchebago his name on YouTube, Douchebag the legendary specifically,
so over there's one hundred videos right and those motherfucker's hustling. He's hustling
for us man doing what we should have done. Bro, Guys, we
made a clip channel I think a year ago. Yeah, nothing on it
and there's zero videos zero. I was thinking of like I was thinking,
I was thinking, I was. I was talking to him about it.
Uhally, it's like when we when we have a better idea of like how
we'll settle, because we're still in this we're still in this picture on boom
right now with with getting used to this this new cycle of uploads, we're
doing two episodes a week, it's been a boon for us, it's been
great for everybody, but we we want to make sure we've got enough to
spread it because we don't I don't know, I'm I'm not. I don't
want to pay people badly, you know what I mean, Like that happens.
That happens too much in h in our sphere a lot. Like I
remember that famous leafy thing where he's twenty dollars okay, And I really I
feel really strongly about that, to the point where like I won't pay somebody
unless I can afford to pay them very well. Uh. And so we're
we're trying to get to that point. But he's he's doing a he's doing
a good job. I'd say, I'd say, like within the next few
months, we'll have some better idea of like how will we'll look at him
on board in some way. But because he's he's really he's hustling man,
and he's doing a great job, and we really appreciate it making us look
really good in these in these clip compilations. But the first one, the
first one I see the photos the Stark Tank highlights Walt Junior is a bigoted
and cell which I knew would be. That's a a clip. That's a
great that's a great one. So shout out to him. Yeah, moving
on, x Chino Diablo x X wrote in he says, hello four Eyes,
Mongolian throat singer and homunculous. I can't do that. I can't do
that ship. Oh those guys are like amazing, amazing audio experience. He
says, Please excuse the early two thousands asked, you just disturbed a Mongolian
throat sound? Please please excuse, Please excuse the early two thousands asked us
her name. I have had it since that time period and have been too
lazy to change it. Was just curious when we the people could expect the
full version of Down with the Dickness would be released, since we said I've
been excited about it since I heard the extram before it. Well, listen,
you got to build some hype, you know what I mean. You
can't just like put the episode out and then honestly, we've just keep I
keep forgetting. But so I have time now though, Thank fucking Christ,
so I could get this. I could probably get this vocal track done tonight.
Okay, tell you what, tell you what? Uh? So I
was going to just because I recorded the entire song already. Oh you did
it? Oh cool? I record the entire song fucking months ago. He's
been sitting in the chamber like a cyanide tablet. I I've followed up with
you guys a few times and have all known. Yeah yeah, I was
like, but I was like, fucking I'm gonna do it, But then
I it's on my laptop, and I keep forgetting to just go to my
laptop and transfer it. So that's the thing that has stopped me from doing
it. So okay, okay, I'm gonna ask you guys right now,
do you think you'll actually do it? Or should I just fucking release it
myself? Should yourself? Okay? I just want to realize yourself because I
was like, I'll wait, but then I'm like, I don't want to
fucking I was like, I'll do it. Yeah okay, I can't.
Yeah yeah, whatever. That's if if it's already done, like if every
guys, I'll happily do it. But if you guys, you guys,
everybody has to be involved. No, he won't, no, he won't
do if you if this no no no no no no no no no no
no, I don't do it. Hold no, no, no, it
wasn't done and I didn't do it. Hold on. If you guys are
like I'm gonna record it, I'm like, all right, I guess I
have something to say. I have something. I I have something to say.
Almost every fucking time that we we meet to record, it's always Kingston
in the morning being like you guys ready to go, and we're all like
all right, man, sure, and then Derek's Derek will have someone's like,
yeah, I'll be ready in fifteen. Fifteen will pass. I will
be in this fucking riverside, and then Derek will come. And then you
are always the last, yes, even though you're the first fucking person yes,
because I'm the one. I'm the one that shoots it up and I'm
waiting for somebody to give me a response, and I'm like, all right,
cool. And I show up last because I'm make because after everybody's there,
I'll make sure I get their last. That's it. No, Everyone's
like I'm I'm the final piece. I show up at the end and I'm
like, all right, cool, not that everyone is here. I gave
everybody ample time to not be here. I'm gonna I'm gonna put nair in
your toothpaste. That's gonna do nothing to me. That's gonna strengthen my tongue.
That's gonna give me a stiff tongue. That's anyway. So that's so,
I mean, down with the diickness is done? All right, I'll
get ready for that soon. I'll drop it. Uh. I promise it'll
be out tomorrow. If you're watching this in video format, no, because
I don't want to drop it too. Okay, Tuesday, it'll be out
to whatever date Tuesday is. It'll be out soon. Yes, I'm gonna
drop it on whatever Tuesday is. I don't know. I just because I
recorded the well, I recorded the entire thing. It just needs to be
slightly mixed. Like it's not even crazy. I just hope it actually sounds
good because I haven't listened to the raw audio, but I'm sure it's ample
for this fucking day. Yeah, I mean yeah, come on, Oh
man, Jesus Christ, thank you for thank you for the rideing U Chino
Blade Chino Blade Chronicles up, Papa, Let's see, let's see. Wait
what is this? What? Wait? Wait? Hold on the Snark Tank,
the stark Tank's favorite wrestler whose coach still hates you. Ganda knuckles Uh
wrote it, and he says heyo after heio guys. After ce Punk had
a colossal meltdown backstage at a e W. I wanted to know what is
the most intense public freak out any of you, any you three as we
have witnessed. In addition to that, if you have had any infamous if
you have had any infamous any and wait, what is this sentence is trying?
We've ever had meltdown? In addition to that, if you had to
have an infamous public freak out, what would you do somewhere? Yeah,
viagra, make sure you're like completely, I would have I would make my
famous Rhino pills and waffles breakfast, and I would and I would run through
the streets with a fucking you know, you know, a rod there going
on. My famous my famous because I'm known for this, my famous rhino
you my famous Rhino pills and waffles. I want to take a bunch of
those pills and then just lay down, just keep passing out because all the
blood leaves my mind. Just stay hard, like it's crazy. It's crazy
to me that they sell that at gas stations. Yeah, one time,
So me and my friend we have the same experience because one time, this
was in twenty twelve. I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna see,
like I just want to see. I just want to know if these
are if they do anything. So I was very scared because my eyesight there
was like this weird white after like if you moved too suddenly there was like
motion blur, but it was white or like a flashbang effect and like a
call duty or something. I guess, so yeah, and it was like,
what the fuck's wrong with my vision? So I was kind of scared,
too, scared to be like like fucking like my oh, like ready
to go because obviously I took some ship that who knows, God knows what's
in it. And my friend at one point he did that like years later
and he said at the same fucking effect. And then my thought was,
how are these still being sold like these? Is this just like a normal
light? Like shouldn't at least say it on the package that your eyesight's gonna
be fucked? And then but you're good to go, I guess. But
so I just recommend don't take uh. I guess it doesn't need to be
stated, but still don't don't do it him and immediately I guess. I
mean, have you guys fucking tried gas station boner bills? No? No,
Yeah, it's more of a like so like it to me, it's
always curiosity I have. There used to be a thing called it was before
extends. There was one called Insight. It was called Insight, and there
was that smiling Bob nigga that would he was like always smiling Bob as Wood
or some shit it was. It was stupid as fuck. And the sample
pack A need to do is paid shipping, so they would send you a
thirty day supply and I was I kind of bitched out. I like nibbled
on one and I was scared. And then so I just gave it to
my friends. I like, you like a fucking rabbit and got scared.
I was like, I was like, I don't know what you know.
These things are not obviously they're not FDA approved those anything. It's crazy.
Yeah, just look you can just do like you can just do uh the
like because now the chemicals to dollaphin and and whatever the other one the sialis
and and what's the other one called vagra those care. You can get them
over the counter now, or you can just get them on a like blue
Chow. Fucking hey sponsors blue Chow. I would fucking try blue Choo if
they, if they sponsored sponsored us, would I'm gonna take a bunch of
those pills and then I'm gonna get a pocket pussy and break it. I'm
going to take you want to, like, yeah, one of each,
because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that to my girlfriend. I don't
gonna do it to my wife. I don't want to kill my wife,
you know. I don't want my wife to be afraid to sleep with me
ever again, you know. But I'm gonna get a to those and blow
that boy out. I don't know, man, If you don't pay money,
I would pay money for the opposite, Honestly, I would pay I
would pay money for a reverse boner to make your pussy, to have a
pussy, to like, to make your boner go. Get this free me
of this fucking plague. Man. I got sick and I had like I
had real ed like actually not that long ago. It was crazy real.
It was like I got I got like just like something was I wasn't like
like like like oh flu sick or whatever. I just something just my body
just crashed in a way that it almost felt like, say, because I
felt good for like a week, I was like, Yo, I've I've
had the most energy I've ever had. Then for some reason, it just
like just crashed. I was like dead for it. And then I literally
was like it was a fucking noodle. It was fun. It was terrifying.
It's not a good feeling if you because you know where you're just like
I'm not into it, don't giveing fuck. But this was like I'm gonna
try, I'm gonna focus. I'm like they're like there's there's naked body parts
right in front of me, and my dick is the softest it could ever
be. And it was that's kind of kind of like like fetty. It's
kind of it's kind of scary, dude, because then in my mind was
just like, Yo, what if this is it? What if? Like
what if what if it does? Like like what if this? What if
this is the last boner I have? Like I'm what if I've done the
idea? The idea get ed is so terrible to some people and for me,
I'm just like, yo, whatever, man, I feel like if
you if if it's it sounds great when you it's kind of like the grasses
greener thing. I think it really comes down to that. It's like what
you have e D I feel like, what's I think? What's because I
think it's not you don't want ed, it's just you just don't want that
urge. I think you want to you want the curse gone. It's like
at bald people. It's it's like this anything with bald things, where people
are like, I don't I wouldn't mind being bald. And it's always the
people who have hair who say that right talking about me again directly, like
personally, I mean, it's that's It's just true. It's jack I say
the same thing. It's like I don't give a shit, Like whatever I
would say, I would say the whole thing, and like I would be
like if I go ball, like I don't give a shit, I'll just
shave my head and where I had fucking who cares, but like I actually
I wouldn't. You know, the only reason I don't shave my head anymore
is because my I think it's gay. I I've what is it I've I've
fluctuated and wait so much over the like the past decade that my skin,
it's my skin. I have my skin didn't it didn't it didn't retract enough
on my fucking head, so like I have like are you talking about man?
I got loose head again? Literally, So look at check this out.
You know when you see like a really fat person lose weight weight too
fast, the skin, say that of your head's like a dog his neck.
It's brother. Have you ever seen somebody in the back of her head
just have like fucking like wrinkles on it. Yeah, I've seen that before.
Like I didn't used to have that. I didn't used to have that.
But then I think I got like too big in like two thousand and
six or something that was just like graduated high school. I had a lot
of money and all I did was just eat shit every day, to the
point where my mom thought, I think I might have said this before.
She thought it was on drugs or something, because the way that I was
sleeping was like I sounded like I was like dying, I guess. So
she would hear pass by my and and she's like she's like, are you
good? And I'm like, no, I'm just I'm just eating way too
much. Cason, do you remember that? Do you remember it was a
Jalen's cousin who slept at dude, this dude, this dude he so I
think it was. I think it was Jalen's cousin if I remember your correct
or like a friend of Jalen's or something. But he came over to crash
with us when we were living in uh the apartment that we lived in when
we first started the podcast. It was it was the one on olive where
we record it in person, and this dude I woke up in the middle
of the night to go get like something to drink out of the kitchen,
and I thought sincerely that a fucking lion or something was like in our apartment.
It sounded so be still that like I couldn't. I couldn't. I
was like, that's not a if that's a person, they're dying, yeah,
And it was like, very well, maybe because people would like sleep
happy or appney or actually are killing themselves slowly. Fucking good man, get
the fuck out of here, man, it's too loud. Apparently I started
developed a sleep until the point I started I started exercise. Like literally,
I was like, oh, you have to exercise, you gotta sleep at
elevated point. I was like, I bet And I literally amused by doing
that and now I'm back to normal. Immediately, I was like, yeah,
i'ma do that. I think that's what I'm kind of heading towards exactly.
That's what you gotta I think that's kind of where where I was at.
But how do we get to this sleepy shit? What was the question?
There was something about fucking our public, public freak outs public the most
famous one dude. We'll say, like, well, how about like personally,
I think any anything that we've like so I remember specifically this very I
love this memory because it's such a it's such a core, it's a core
memory of how I think about the Bronx. I was at a Burger King
in on Mishula like by Gunhill Road in the Bronxes. Like I think my
aunt took me, uh and we were just getting food because but I don't
know, I don't know if I was just a kid in my taste buds
weren't good. But like I remember really liking Burger King when I was a
fucking kid, Like I don't know. There was something I fucking loved Burger
King, like like a lot, and so I would go there. And
then we were sitting and we were eating, and this dude comes up to
the fucking counter and he's like, Yo, my fries are dirty. I'm
like, yo, what's going on? And I think I remember looking over
and it was it was you know how like sometimes you get a fry with
like a black burn on it. Yeah, that's what he was talking about
it. He was like, what's this fucking dirt on my eyes? And
the woman was just like trying to explain, and the dude like open hand
fucking slapped like everyone like, and just crawled over the fucking thing and started
breaking shit, started to flip it. Sha. I was like, Yo,
we gotta get the funk out of here. Over a fucking black burn
mark on a French fry from Burger King. This is burking on my shula
and the bronx. I bet, I bet it's still there. I've been.
It's still home to the fucking craziest fucking people in the world. I
never went back there again. I ordered from there a lot, though,
Yeah, I am there's a there was a place that I feel like everybody
has a place that they went to after they partied or a kickback or whatever.
There was that one place. Usually it was twenty four hours, you
know. So ours was called a mulcha sausa. And there was a couple
of them in our surrounding areas and this one to Both of them were very
actually all of them, the all of them were notorious for people getting fucked
up this crazy fights, crazy fights, easy freakouts and everything. So there's
two things I want to mention. One thing was there was this entitled dumb
bitch that I wanted to just I wanted to stomp because she she came up
after we all ordered, and you know, we all to wait. It
was a shitload of people there, you know, and she's just like,
Yo, where the fuck's my food? Like where you can tell she's like
in high school or some shit, and she was going to the work is
like how hard is your job? How fucking hard is your job? And
I was like, I'm gonna fucking smash the funk out of this white bitch,
like she was so entitled, was crazy, and so she actually ended
up getting her food before us, which was like, I can't believe they
fucking gave in. I was so angry because she was like yelling straight up,
and I hope she's dead now. But that was probably That was probably
one of the ones that irritated me the most. I saw a bunch of
fights that irritated me. Less dude, there was there was a fucking guy
rolling up in a jeep playing racist country music, saying the Internet at the
top of his lungs and looking at me because he's just being antagonistic on purpose,
like oh, I'm so edgy and shit, and I'm just I'm laughing
because of how fucking fake the whole scenario looks, but it's happening right now.
I was like, this seems like some fake, Like I don't know
if he's seen American History X. It was like, there's the scene where
what's his name, Ethan Supply, he's like driving in his van. He's
like, my eyes are seeing the glory of the trampoline at the zoo.
We washed ourselves inwards blood, you know, like just super racist song.
And it was like that, and I'm like, this is happening right now,
Like this is this is this doesn't shouldn't be real. In southern California.
It's always food, man, it's food. That's very true. Crescendo,
And I just want to say that they that this wasn't a freak out.
And I might have mentioned this before, but I'm there's not very many
black people in my in my in my city, and so there was a
black I had braids, and there was a black eye. Guess that didn't
go to my school with Dredd showed up and beat the fuck out of somebody
at the l and then all of a sudden, I'm getting text messages.
I'm home at one pm, one am. Yo, dude, I heard
you just fuck somebody up. And I'm like, what are you talking about?
Like, yeah, you fuck somebody up on Milka sauce. So I'm
like, bro, I'm fucking home, what do you what do you want
about? I get a call two days later some guy, Hey, I
know what you did. It was like, I know what you did last
Summer's I know what you did. And I was like and I was like,
who the fuck is this? So I know what you did and I'm
like, what the fuck did I do? And it was to the point
where the guy it was like, I used fucking persuasion like I rolled because
he was like legitimately, like he understood that I had no fucking clue he
was talking about. And he's like, oh, all right, and he
hung up. And then I realized, oh, my motherfucker was probably talking
about that ship that I had no part of. And there was just people
at my school saying spreading the shit where I'm like, yeah, fucking Derek
shattered some guy's fucking orbit, and I'm like, what the fuck are you
talking about? You guys getting it for no reason. We're about to go
to jail and being prisoned for no damn reason. Yeah, Pattiwagon, like,
yo, I was sleeping, dude. I cleared that shit up fast,
bro, because of that very reason that there's gonna be some type of
retaliation. And I was like that. I was like, dude, that
was not I don't have fucking dreads were talking about. I know you guys
can't tell a fucking difference, but damn, I definitely fucked some guy when
I went that dunkin doughnuts one time. She was saying like that to me,
and I was like, you say you fucked some guy? Wait,
no, I said, funt I did say, Okay, just makes just
make it, said some raisings to me. I dunk, and I definitely
fucked him. Such an unromantics, such an unromantic place for that to happen.
That sucks armed with racism. And then like forty five minutes later,
you guys are in embrace in a bathroom because he just fucked. He fucked
this ship out of you, and now it is lying on his chest because
he just fucking showed you the world. How many interracial gay porn scenes are
like that? Though, you gotta imagine that's probably gotta be like a handful.
Well, I don't be watching gay porn like that, so I don't
know. I mean, I don't, I don't know, but I just
imagine out of sure odds because the whole thing, like because porn's like racist
fuck in the beginning, like the fact that there's even categories of like this
is ebony, this is interracial, Like what the fuck is this? You
don't say that for anything else. Backdoors four is a good video because they
may backdoor They made backdoor ed word Lovers one that's real, that's real,
three and four. So I had to watch all three of them. I'd
watched all my quadrilogy to the beginning. Wait did the novels? Wait?
Wait, so these are like white guys smashing black chicks. These are chicks
down the blade and then smash them down the blade. They anyways good videos.
Those guys get really humbled towards the end. It's really crazy. Okay,
all right, I'll take it. So he says, how do you
how do you hate? Jen's got a quick question for you all. Let's
pretend none of you made any content and decided that, well, I don't
have to pretend really that you wanted to start making some Now, would it
look any different than what is currently being created? Or would you get would
you give up before you even got started? M I think it would look
the same. I would try. I would try to make this. I
would probably be in less of a. I guess I would have less expectations
to follow a fairy specific formula, but I don't think what I would be
actually making would be that different. The persona would be slightly different. Mine
would be I would straight up. I would straight up And the problem is
not having enough of a budget to pay someone because I'm not going to do
all the reacher I've talked about this before doing the true crime uh content,
because there's no niggas in that space, they're not. It would be a
good idea, dude, it would be very it would be very good.
It's just I'm not. I know. I know a lot of people because
I watched some of the stuff, and I know a lot of people are
plagiarizing people's content. And in that space, they don't give a fuck.
They don't care. The people that are watching don't care about plagiarism. They
just want to hear the same stories over and over. And I'll watch some
people and I'm like, yo, I'm saying the same fucking thing, like
you're not even wow what Yeah, it's like, oh wow, this is
the ninth video I've seen about BTK. Yeah, exactly like it's and it's
the same exact it's the same exact information. So I understand that's something that
can be done, but I don't. Obviously, I don't want to do
that. I want and I don't have the patience to right. I've never
been a scriptwriter. I've always been bullets, bullets, bullet points. I
just don't have the patients personally, like people I admire people that have the
patients to write out of fucking script and then fucking nail it because it's just
not how I how I do it, and so I have I would have
to write a script for that ship otherwise it would work. And then so
it's just I'm like, fuck, I can't do it. I would have
to find a partner that would be willing, see, because the problem is,
it's like it would have to be one of those things where it's like
we're both coming into this where we're not making any fucking money yet, and
then we grow and then make the money because like, but then it just
feels wrong because I'm already in a position where I have somewhat of an audience,
so it's technically not completely organic. It's just one of those things where
it's kind of weird, you know, where I can't just ask somebody to
quote unquote intern I guess my problem is that, like I don't think I'm
interesting enough to make content. I think that when you're a content creator and
initially if you have to believe you have something that's enough to make content,
right, like, like I think it's because of Twitter. Why I don't
give a fuck is because on Twitter, no matter how much more I know
about whatever I'm talking about than anyone else. It doesn't matter because people don't
fucking absorb shit correctly at all anymore. So I can make like a twenty
five hour video about something where I'm explaining it detail by detail, every single
aspect of it is informed, and I feel like people still won't absorb what
I'm talking about here. So let's like, let's not let's not over let's
let's not let's not overestimate. You can't. You can't make it twenty five
hours. I can't make a twenty five hour don't have that kind of focus.
But like I'm referring to, it would be pointless. It would like
that would be just so, that would be like that would be like a
forty day movie where it's not like even if you did, for some reason
expend the energy to make that, it would be so not worth it and
not good enough to justify it. Well, even I did, like I'm
most sucky being on morbid and idea of me, it's my explanation no matter
how explaining things, I wouldn't because I did. I feel like that people
don't really want substance anymore. They want like, like it's not like,
well, they do, but they want conflict because like somebody like that.
It's just the YouTuber Like I could watch like some of the new videos like
with Kays, like amp videos. I watch some of them. Some of
them, I think you're funny. I think fanoms. I don't even know
what that is. They're like they're like them very popular, like like content
Creator House that live in they live in Atlanta now, And I watched some
of the content and I think, like they have moments, they're pretty funny.
I hate content houses so much. Some of them that's funny. I'm
all right, well there's some funny moments. And I because they're most of
them from the Bronx, I'm I can relate to you guys, I remember
you. I grew up in the same mary as them. But when I
watch their content, I'm like, this is not really something Like I watch
a clip and I'm my hot, I was kind of funny, and then
if I go on a video, I'm like, oh, this is just
I don't I don't really they know what they're talking about. It's like fucking
family guy, dude, It's like it's only good out of context, like
like like she's one of the most pop fuckers on the planet. I cannot
tell you. I cannot tell you how low my respect for him intellectually is.
I've never heard a dumber person in my life, to see, I'm
pretty sure, Like, yeah, I think that's what. Like ever bro,
and he of thousands of fuckers watching him, Bro, Yeah, he
was kind of like this right place right He was kind of like right place,
right time, you know, uh, because kind of like if you
think about think about how good Chris. I think it's just he's too stupid
to doubt the fact that he you know what, you know what I mean,
Like, he he's too dumb to even have the thought that's too dumb
to know he's dumb. I guess. I guess it's it's more like a
smart person would make the content that xuc makes, look at it, and
then they'd be like, this is bad. I can't put this out and
then and then they would either stop or they would like understand that they don't
deserve it or something, you know what I mean. They're like, but
he's too stupid to understand that he doesn't deserve it, and so like he
just continues and he's like, I don't know what called I can't even do
his fucking voice because it's impossible. He's like, che, what is condensation?
Chet? I doesn't understand what happens? What they what they what even
wather happening. I couldn't believe that he learned about condensation in his fucking late
twenties. That blew my fucking mind. That was like, this is embarrassed
kids like that shit man, Like yeah, because because they're also stupid.
Yeah, or maybe or no, no, maybe it's the opposite. Maybe
it's like they actually they know what condensation is at the age of fucking ten,
so they're able, and so they watch watching XUC makes them feel smart.
I just mean they like I think they just like smarter than this fucking
idiot. I don't think. I don't think those kids are really absorbing,
like because a lot of them they watch streams, like they stream they watch
a lot of streams. They're not absorbing what they're saying. They're on the
fucking background and they and they just they just tune in and out. I
think it's like that. It's it's like that that video of Sneko and when
those kids came up to him. Yeah, I mean talk about I will
say though that Snico is uh. I will say that he uh they Snico
is intelligible at least, like you can understand what he's saying. He's still
stupid. But the difference between him and I Show Speed and all that stuff
is that he's trying to come off as an intellectual and these kids are actually
absorbing the ship that he's saying versus I Show Speed and exquz and they're just
fucking just being loud and dumb. And then the people are just finding entertaining,
which I understand why a lot of people like this shit. They just
want to turn their fucking brains off. It's it's annoying to me, but
I get why, Like they're just people are doing shit, they're doing their
homework, they're fucking playing Fortnite of where the fuck they're playing, and then
that ship's on in the background too. It's great content for them that like,
oh it's I hate it. I don't fucking like it. But at
the same time, there's a part of me that's like I wish I would
I wish I had the drive to do it, because I could probably make
a lot of fucking money. I don't. I don't I don't have the
I don't have the heart. Yeah. Yeah, we've we've been over this
a million times. Yeah, yeah, we get it. Yeah yeah,
but uh sexcuse anyway, anyway, let's whatever, let's move on. Doesn't
think as a chatterbait sex. Qu See you think that's real sex? You
see that's a good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out and see
if that's real. Let's uh, she calls, she calls, what the
fuck is that is that? That looks like a reference? She calls me
massive road and he says, hello ladies, Hello lads, Howdy lads.
My question last month didn't get read, so here's a better one that hopefully
you guys can answer. I'm think about getting a tattoo I wanted for a
couple of years. Since this is my first I thought i'd ask you guys
if you have any tattoo horror stories so I can scare myself out of following
through with it. Also, any advice for the first time it would be
much appreciated. I mean that depends very, very highly on where you're getting
the tattoo. I can't really give you any advice about it if I don't
know where if it's I have experience with the shoulder and the wrist, but
everywhere else I don't know, But I will say I've had no bad experiences
at all. I always do it. Uh, it doesn't really matter anymore.
It's like everywhere I go, motherfucker's in the service industry have tattoos on
their exact Yeah, it's not, it's not. It's not like the nineties
or two thousands anymore where where people were like convinced that like, oh,
if you got a tattoo, it would you would you'd never get a job
again. There's obviously certain places where I still feel like you probably shouldn't.
Like face tattoos, I feel like are just like really lame looking. I'm
not into them, but I just like I've I've seen in the service industry
that they're acceptable now, so I'm even faces more than it much more now
than it was before. Now people can get it was never now, it
was never to now it's somewhat acceptable to me. Like I go out quite
a bit now, especially because I have to fucking driving jojo and shit,
so normally I would just be in my dormit it up in my house and
shit, not seeing that many because now I go to fucking stores a lot.
I'm also in Vegas, to be fair, Yeah, so I mean,
okay, if we're in the mid if we're talking Midwest, obviously,
like Midwest is like a different country, like the way that it is,
the way that the Midwest is literally though, oh dude, dude, States
states by themselves are country. Yeah, they literally are. Like yeah,
it's it's it's insane, like even just pensyl Pennsylvania and New Jersey and New
York, like they're similar somewhat, but like fuck man, like you can't
pump your own gas in New Jersey and like just other just other shit like
that where it's like you and they're so close to each other and it blows
your fucking mind how different they are. Dumbass state rules. Yeah yeah,
so yeah, so yeah, fair enough to that. So if you live
somewhere with I mean, use your fucking own discretion obviously when it comes to
that stuff, like you don't be I wouldn't say I would not recommend you
doing certain things, even when it comes to like don't get a slur,
don't get a slur on your face, don't get your face. I would
never tell someone not to get a tattooed on their face just because I don't
like it. Probably not your face. I would. I would never would.
I would never do that, just be like I don't like it,
so you shouldn't do it. I think that's retarded because it doesn't even even
like it. I think a face tattoo, I'm fucking I'm I'm fucking I'm
Caribbean, bro. So what reason would you have to tell someone not to
get So what reason would you have to tell someone not to get a face
tattoo? Look, here's the thing I wouldn't say. I wouldn't tell somebody
not to get a face tattoo, but I would, in my brain laugh
at the fact that they're doing it. No, no, I would.
I would maybe not the face, maybe not the face. Like I'd be
like if they were asking me for advice, if they were asking me for
advice, I would say, like, if it were me, I wouldn't
get a face tattoo, but like you do you And exactly that's exactly my
point where it's like, yeah, I'm like I wouldn't do it, but
like, fucking if that's what you want to do, I ain't gonna stop
you felt beautiful face tats, you know, like like actually really nice ones
like Tyson's really cool, you know, like obviously I'm sure, dude,
I don't even like having to say I don't even like that, right guys,
tattool is looking awful. It's some tribable bulls king on his face.
Dude. I don't even like having the same I don't even have, like
having the same facial hair for too long or the same like type of glasses
for too long. So, like, I mean, the idea of getting
a permanent fucking tattoo on my face, it's crazy. I personally, I
personally, yeah, I don't care about face tattoos. For me, I'm
like, I don't want that shit. But I'm assuming this guy his first
one's not gonna be on his face either, even though I have seen some
gen Z motherfuckers doing that shit because they're crazy. But there is no There
is no advice other than the only advice I would give you is, if
you're gonna go through with it, have some, Tyler and all. That's
the only advice I'll give me. Not not I'd be profin, that's just
gonna make you bleed more. But have some. Have some have some a
set of metafin. I would say, mitigate the pain a little bit.
It was the pain. I would say, be drunk when you get your
tattoo. I would say, no, be drunk, don't don't because because
it's in your blood. No, no, no, no, listen,
because what it does is it thins your blood. It makes you calm,
you know, like it, and you know it's it's really cool. Do
it if you smell like alcohol. The professional artists will not tattoo you.
That's not true at all. All they needed a little bit more money,
they'll do it. I would say, they're not professional, but they do
it for a living. But I wouldn't call them pro. Yeah for sure.
Yeah, don't get drunk. I did have one tattooed horror story because
of that, And this was me not getting it professionally done from this guy,
a friend of a friend, and I just wanted him to color in
my biomechanics, you know, like I got some terminator type shit, And
all he did was just use blue and he colored in like almost all of
it towards almost unintelligible. And I was drinking and so I was kind of
just not paying attention. Having fun with my friends, and I'm like,
I don't like this at all. I was like, holy shit, he
kind of he even colored in some of the parts that are just supposed to
be my skin, Like you know, there's the parts that are ripped open
and there's just my black ass skin, and then there's like blue on the
parts where it's supposed to be. I'm like, what the fuck. And
I'm like, Okay, this guy was probably learnt. Face and hands.
Hand tattoos for some reason, they always fade for some reason. I don't
know why. I don't know why they fade. I guess with your hand
sweats. Disagree, Well, they're the most they're the most exposed part.
Completely fine. I seen that one on your hand before, but I have,
I know a little my friends hand. Yeah, and that's bad.
Inc it might be bad. That's just bad because I have there's even like
those are some people's people's bodies just also processed, process the ink differently as
well. There's there's so much that goes into it. There's a lot of
pasture. Yeah, there's so many different things. Like my my BioShock wrisks
tattoo faded way quicker than my my rise against tattoo on my shoulder, even
though like because this is like just so thick and so like big, and
I assume it's like slightly different ink, it's obviously a different way of an
artist. So like there's there's a lot of different factors that I In an
example, my tally tattooed, it faded a lot on my neck because my
neck is so I it's always constantly moving and shit, so the more you
move your shit around, the more it's gonna fade. So tattoos at the
same time as well, have no tattoos I need to get I should have
got mine touched up forever ago. I just lazy. I'm just lazy,
you know what? You know what's crazy? One eventually when when you I
didn't know this, and I guess I should have known this in theory,
I just never really thought that much about it because I didn't. I it
never crossed my mind to even have it done in the first place. But
when they do that laser tattoo removal, it like you pissed the ink out?
Apparently, is that real? I don't know anything about that, actually,
because like I don't think it doesn't like actually, like there's no way
to just delete ink from your fucking body like that. When it doesn't,
it's lasering off the layer of skin, that's what it's doing. It's not
because there's a layer of skin, well, it's it's lasering off until it's
under that layer of skin. Because when you because you have seven layers of
skin on your between considering your dermist, your epidermists, so they layers.
I think, I think, I mean, that sounds sounds correct. That
sounds correct to me, but I've literally never looked it up. I've never
thought it was I thought it was a laser. I am a I just
look at man one life. I just have fun. I say, like
the U, if you're you, how you present yourself? If uh?
If like, if you're trying to be clean and cookie cutter for something specific
that you know, that's that's the only way, okay cool. Other than
that, I say, just fucking navigate through your life and just way what's
more important? Your freedom of expression or you know, like I just weigh
it and that be a pussy bit four to me. I was ever bro,
It's crazy to me how how much things have changed, because I remember
back in two thousand and nine, So this was a year after the recession,
right, and so I'm still trying to get a job. Jobs are
still kind of hard. I'm just doing like, you know, little agency
stuff. And I they called me for a phone interview for just to be
a custodian at Disneyland, and I was like, oh shit, this will
be easy, like just cleaning up shit like and then they're like, oh,
do you have any tattoos on your on your arms? So I'm like,
yeah, but you know, just wear long sleeves, Like oh no,
I'm sorry, we can't hire you. I'm like what I was like,
I didn't have any on my hands. I didn't have it was just
just my arms. And I'm like, oh, I can't just wear fucking
long sleep. She just lied. That's the whole thing. We're all like,
wait, wait, so if it's like cold, can I not wear
it? I don't understand the thing, Like, I just looked it up.
So I just I just looked it up. So the treated ink is
but so so okay, here it is. The laser light causes the targeted
skin to break up the ink. Your immune system metabolizes the ink and cause
it is to be absorbed through the bloodstream. To the kidneys where it's excreted
through urine sweat. Oh yeah, I didn't think. I didn't think about
I've never even thought about it. Really well, I knew that that wasn't
it, because it's I mean, I've had like scabs and like and like
cuts on tattoos and like layers, like some layers of skin remove and the
tattoo is fine. And I mean if you had a big chunk, like
when I had my fingernail ripped off and I had a crater in my fucking
h fingers, that's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it it depends
on the deepness. But like I knew, it's like it can't be like
because in order for it to delete, in order for it's a really burn
through like that many layers of skin, it has to burn pretty fucking deep
into skin. Agonizing. It's gotta be it's gotta be way more agonizing than
it's worth, honestly. So like I was, like, it's got to
be something else. And like I learned that somebody said, like, yeah,
you pee the ink out. I'm like, what did you see that
juggalo that's been getting facial treatments? Talk to me about juggalos? Don't bring
them up ever. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god,
Shaggy too Dope, what the skinny one? He uh no, no,
no, no, it would be hilarious, but he didn't he I
don't know the context. I'm assuming it's a cameo. That's the only reason
why I think this would make sense. There was a video of him for
like two minutes talking shit about Ethan Ralph like he's who it's Shaggy Twodope,
one of the insane clown posse guys. And he's talking yes. I was
like, how is this. I'm just assuming cameo. He didn't say,
like, oh, this is a cameo for this, so but maybe it's
just I'm just assuming because otherwise, how the fuck else would he know about
this guy? How would he getting on this radar? He's like talk calling
him up like he's calling him a PDF file and uh and like saying you're
going after fucking high school girls, you fucking leg it's And I'm like,
what is fucking happened? It's just grown at this probably fifties or something with
clown makeup. Shitty god, Like, there's this clown shitting on Ethan Ralph
and it's fucking I don't know if you'll be able to find it. I
just I saw the uh Andy Worski and that PPP guy. They they were
they they did a bunch of coverage on They caught me up on the Ethan
Routh, the ballat of Ethan Routh. He's been, he's been the ballot.
He's catching some serious els right now, and it's so great. He's
just bearing all the sins for us. Man, he really is. He's
man, I im so. I couldn't tell you how much of a dopamine
rush I got when I saw like that. They they're like, oh,
we have fucking like three hours of shit to cover, and I was like
yes, I was like, yes, I want to hear. It's I
just don't understand how one could catch so many ells and just it's like at
a certain point it's time to pack it up. He's not because he's not
like he's not mentally handicapped, like like Chris Chan. That's the thing that's
I understand why Chris Chan will never stop. Chris Chan is not self aware,
Like I don't get it, but I don't want him to get it
though. It makes me very happy. So I'll say that we got any
other question? I don't know, chan, this is the most depressing episode
ever. Somebody, would you gotta get to look at I don't like.
I don't. I don't. I'm not a fan of the same compossibly be
honest, but U so, I all right, that's hilarious. That's hilarious
though that all right, here's here's a good one. Cerebral cerebral, Halsey
wrote in he says, hey, y'all, given the recent passing of singer
of the singer of smash Mouth and Jimmy Buffett, Oh yeah, I forgot
about that. Yeah, he died in Margaritaville. Uh. If you could
bring five musicians back from the dead, who would they be? Oh?
Okay, so we got way Houston, we got Michael Jackson, we got
mac Miller, we got uh who else? Shake ahead of me like that?
Fucking I guess you're feeling all these legends and then mac Miller. Mac
Miller, Dude, mac Miller in the hip hop world is an extremely integral
part to modern hip hop. Do you think he's do you think he's really
do you think he's really? Almost crazy? I think about this sometimes.
I think about this sometimes that's crazy to say that. You say that,
why I don't agree. I think I think he I think everything he's been
doing has been done. I looked to the modern the whole modern wave to
like odd future. Without him, odd Future wouldn't be quite the same size
as it is right now. Hugely important, including Todder Craz has impact on
modern hip hop music. He's very influential and working with Vince Staples a lot
of the TDE group. I feel like, you just don't listen to Mac
so you're like, oh, he's made like some songs to be listen I
listened to him, Well, I don't. I'm not trying to sound like
like a hipster or whatever. I followed him before he blew up and into
and then I kind of like, I kind of fell off. I didn't
like kids, I got bigger, but my whole thing that I just didn't
like. I didn't when I when I when I was listening to him back
in the day, I didn't. I was like, Oh, this guy's
good, but I didn't. I didn't see anything special. That's just how
I listened to his modern ear like his like last four albums are way better,
like from watching movies swimming. I'm sure, I look sure, I'm
sure look to be fair, I'm sure there are I just I've I don't
know, man, I've I've heard like I've just heard so many different I'm
like, it sounds like shit like that has always just been around to me,
Who's fucking who was that group that Joey Badass used to be a part
of Pro Era pro Era like that, Like it just sounded like that ship
to me, Like it all sounds like this shit like this era. No,
I like, no, I like it. I just feel like that's
completely separate of like Mac Miller, but it just like sounds like the same
to me, like the same type of vibe. I wouldn't say I would
it's it's definitely like so early early Mac Miller and early most of that group,
probably people that came out on the twenty twelve ten era they were rapping
because a lot of people weren't really rapping at that time. People were like
fuck this corpse man, whatever, dude's okay, and last one obviously be
I'm like Marvin Gay No, Luther Vandros, even though he didn't write most
of his songs. So are you sticking with are you sticking with Wait?
Wait wait wait, so are you sticking with Michael Jackson, Uh, Whitney
Houston, Mac, Frank Sinatra, Luther Vandros and Frank Sinatra? Yeah?
Is that okay? I would leave I would leave Frank sin after dead easily
dead? Why why? But like he did it, Yeah, he's great,
but like he also did everything, like he had a full life.
He did everything that he had to do, Like you know what I mean,
like if he came back, if he came back, I feel like
he would be stressed. He'd be like, God, fucking damn it.
I just I just got out. I had such a good life and now
I'm like thrust into this world where there's fucking VR too, YouTubers and all
this shit. I didn't understand, you know. Uh Frank Sinatra, Remember,
I have no idea Frank Sinatra died in nineteen fifteen, that game,
oh, nineteen ninety eight. But my brain was always like I wasna,
I'm that would mean that would mean that, that would mean that he was
That would mean that he was like ancient music, the people that Famous York
that Nigga was singing about look nothing like the New York we know, horsing
marriages and ship he was York. He was he was singing. He was
singing when he's saying new York, New York. He was talking about fucking
red dead redemption tear. But oh my god, Yeah, I don't know.
I'd probably I would go. I think Amy Winehouse. Really, I
think Amy Winehouse. I think keep going, come Amy Winehouse. I think
Chester Bennington, Chris Cornell, Are you taking? These are the ones that
I'm the ones that I'm thinking. I think Amy. No, I mean
like I'm just picking back now. Uh Selena, Damn, I was just
fuck. I was just jamming out of Selena this morning, bro, And
honestly, on the fifth one, I don't really care. I'm gonna lose
my Hispanic card. I would not bring back Selena, Bro, you wouldn't
bring that. Come on, because she's so good. He had a bad
rest of her career. She's so important to something that's possible for all these
people, though I know it's true, but but possible. No, not
all of them, because not some of them, like you said, have
had careers. It's possible. It's possible literally for all of them. Well
how many comedy No, No, it's not Frank, I guess not give
me an example of an artist Jackson, not Whitney Houston, not just Jackson
easily could have a really bad career, comes back, has the most classic
music on the planet. He no, you can't, he can't have ba
bring him back? Yeah, yeah, all right, bring him back to
bring him back in twenty twenty three. Yeah, he's not. He's gonna
it's gonna be awkward. I'm actually, I'm being honest because of all the
actions, I'm kind of glad, so like Michael can stop me come back
to life and not make music anymore, Like I'm alive again. I'm gonna
gott or bringing them back the point, But wouldn't you feel worse about it?
Because then he's like if it's true, then now he's just quietly like
with with with no controversy. He's just quiet because he's not in the public
anymore's molesting kids behind the closure. So that's one thing, right, But
Selina, she died so young, she would come back as like like a
twenty six year old and she would make music again, right, and if
she didn't make good music, I'd be like, dang, bro, you
know how many how many based their lives on being as good as her.
But let's let's put it this way. How many I'm trying to think of
off the top of your head. If you can't think it, because I
can't think of any right now, but you could. Maybe I'm just totally
wrong. Some artists that completely overstayed their welcome. There's fucking trash, like
not like like because okay, that's a great example. That's a great example,
actually number one. So you think it would be better if he like
died in the fire or something like stoter after he would have been he would
have been a mortal. I didn't like released, but he would if he
would have stopped. I don't like it was lazy then because he Eminem died
in two thousand and five, Dude, he would be like he would be
a borderline religious. Wow, he'd be like Yeah, he'd be like tupaccin
Biggie for sure. It'd be crazy. Yeah, whites would have You have
real claimed hip hop for real, they have claimed Dude, that's crazy to
think that, Like, he probably should have died if he died, if
he died during the show, if he would have dropped Eminem show until like
collapse, would have been his last hit bro iconic. That would have been
crazy. It would be crazy way he still it's it's you know, I
just I gotta say, man in defense and in the small defense, I
gotta say, I just. I know I've brought this up many times,
but I really think Crack a Bottle is an excellent song. I think that.
I think it's a bottle sloppy model, you just hit the lotto.
Listen to listen to his fucking I love I love his his. I think
his flow is fucking excellent on that. I think his I think it's just
it is vintage fun and him like, I think it's perfect. I love
that song. I love the fucking the beat. It's a perfect classic dre
beat. Uh fucking doctor dre Ism great on it. It's have the bottle,
the money and the thing simple, let's get into smoking. That's on
the name Palm the Dawn the Bomb. I'm king Kong get rolled on,
repped up and rained up. I love that song, dude, I forgot
about dre personally like a lot. I've been listening to that a lot,
and I feel like, Okay, that's like that's a great because that's a
great a like where they're both on top of their game. I just,
I just, I just I just want to say in defense, I don't
want to say everything is trash. That he's released was a little he he
is he is no longer, he is no longer good at making an album,
right, That's that's that's just not inspired. I just feel like he's
old. You know, it's not only the only no, because here's the
but here's the thing. No, no, because here's the thing too,
because like you because what was did you see that dis track? That fucking
uh, oh my god, what's his name? Oh my god? It
was like the worst track I've ever heard in my fucking life. It was
like this really old rapper mell Melly mel something is that his name? As
track on who on Eminem? Because he dude you, I can't believe.
I will send this to you after the show. This dude recently in the
last couple of months, I cannot believe because he because I think Eminem like
because Eminem put up. Because Eminem put out a song with this younger new
kid. It's like to spotlight him. And he had a verse where he
was just like making fun like he was talking about like we lost Mellie mel
de Roids or something, uh and make it, make it fun of him
a little bit, and he, dude, you cannot fathom how bad this
track is. Oh no, it's and to the point where it's like,
so, I don't think it's just because he's old, because like even people,
because there are people who are old who like were at at one point
like really big figures in that genre, but like who have just fucked off.
Like I don't know. Emin Eminem is no doubt worse than he used
to be, but he is still so much better than most of the people
who have aged with him that it's kind of in serious It's really it's really
fucking embarrassing. There's only one start. There's only one artist. Maybe there's
two artists from old hip hop that can still make great albums. There's only
two of them. That's nas proved of. King of Diseases one, two,
and three. He made three hard topic albums. Arguably two is better
than Atomatic people. Arguably with that ken Is two is a better album Automatic
And people will fight me for that. If I said that, my would
be if they were in this room. But I and jay Z I think
the only two people that are capable of making albums still from era time.
I think people like Busta Rhymes still make good music, anyone from the still
make good songs. But when it comes to making albums, the only people
from that era time make albums as good as they used to be able to
is Nas and Jay. That's it. I agree. Remember I remember when
NAS came back. I think in twenty twelve with Life is Good blowing what
I was. I wouldn't say it was terrible. I thought his flow was
fucking immaculate. I still I just think that album it was Kanye's fault.
It was Kanye did not give him good things to rap on. I hate
to say that. Kanye. Kanye it was gonna make album NAS and everybody
was like, Yo, this is gonna be crazy. And then Kanye did
what Kanye did too many things on this play and fucked himself over Kings and
Kings and Kingsen. I need I really, I don't know if I can
wait. I can't wait. I need you to see I need you to
hear this Melly mel track. I don't I need you to I don't want
to think about this. Look this is I put in the chat. He's
one of my heroes. If you if you look up Melly mel dis Eminem,
it'll be like probably the first thing that comes up as soon as you
type in it. It's like autocomplete. Like and as soon as I saw
like a thumbnail of a reaction, I was like, I don't know if
I want to watch this. It is gonna be it's gonna be so bad.
I'm like scared to watch it. It is un Ironically and I say
this, I said, it is worse than fucking mg k's like by a
lot. It wasn't even that bad though. No, well, I mean
yeah, I actually look, I don't even that's what I named GK.
But that's what I mean, Yeah, what I would call a fair It's
fine. Yeah, it's fine. But like, dude, it's all right,
let's hear it. I'm gonna listen to it too. Are you haven't
heard it yet? No, man, look, this is not great.
This is this is this is not good, but this is you gotta admit.
This is the old style of hip hop. If you're listening to this
song, no, this is like slick Rick rapping era of music. Like
this is like Rick the Ruler, fucking a tribe called quest early music,
and it's that's how he raps. And it's not a great style for distant
people, but it's like how people with this people back in like the night,
like in the in the sixties, I'm not sixty the eighties. They're
all right, get up on here. We're gonna both of the dumb our
mc is gonna be able to give us a beat and we're gonna just insult
each other. But you don't do that to Eminem. First of all,
you don't make it this track to Eminem. That's like not what you do,
yea that it doesn't do that. Gun. It's fucking fire, though,
dude. It's so fucking loud and blowing out and it's like it's it's
it's a person. It's so funny to be bro. You're done. Yeah.
He said something like you're the auto tune in the Elevator of Rap or
something. I was like, what the fuck is this? Not? What
the are you talking about? That's what he said, like or something or
something like that. It was like, you're the oh you're you're you're your
p on the floor in the entertainment in the in the Elevator of Rap.
Or something, and I'm like, what the fuck kind of sentence? Is
this the elevator of rap? What is going on? It's so so bad.
I couldn't believe it when I heard it. It's I don't look like
this is this is like the only this is this is this is genuinely the
only part of of of hip hop culture that I keep track of is this
track. Because I love this. I love I love this stuff fun.
They're so fun. They're done by actual rappers exactly, but I haven't heard
a good track, and like ever, it's been a long time, because
where when's the last big beef? Though, like, like it was M
and M and mg K was the last one that I heard. It's not
even a real beef though not real obviously, but it's but it is.
It's the biggest was big though, I would say before that was probably Pusha
and fucking Drake, maybe even it was pushed in Drake. And then it
was the fact that Drake has got out of so many beefs unscathed. And
one is hilarious because it's funny because Drake is not a thug and he doesn't
play to be a thug. So when everybody tries to be thuggist. He's
like, Bro, I'm richer than you'll ever be. I get more pussy
than you. I make more money you ever be. Like, it's not
clearly fucking fucking strippers without condoms and ships. No, he did it.
That condom got popped. Bro, he got sneaked attacked. He guys,
how the fuck do you know? Rake? He talks about it because he
said that, I mean he can, he can. Why I mean that
he could be like everybody else, like people are stupid, ask fucking so
Okay. One of the biggest superstars in the NBA right now, Zion Williamson,
This dumb motherfucker knocks up a fucking an escort too. I'm like,
what is wrong with you? I know you're fucking he's sucking a porn star.
I mean, same fucking difference, bro. Yeah, but he didn'tock
up. She's not pregnant. Bro, No, he's not. He did.
He did. He's literally in a video being like, oh, I'm
excited to welcome in my new whatever baby because he doesn't have any kids that
Oh no, he knows he got one pregnant. This I'm talking about in
the past few months. And then there's another crazy broad that's claiming that he
I was his main I was just talking about yeah, like but like there
was another girl that he like. My point being getting people pregnant and running
away is really funny. He's superstars that know that all these type of women
just want is that very thing. So then they're set for life and then
they somehow are not actually like, bro, I'm vasecting meat out if I'm
sucking these guys, If these guys, can I be very real? One
thing before you move on, Ye, should a girl poking a hole in
a condom be punishable on cart? Absolutely? Yeah, I think I think
it is. I think the only issue is that I don't think I think
it happily fucking lutely is kin kinkson it is. Here's the thing, it's
difficult to prove. That's kind of the thing that you have to because you
have to you have to be able to prove that there was intent to do
that. You have to be able to prove that it wasn't just a defective
condom, that it wasn't just broken, that it was genuinely the intent or
the the the intentional will of the woman to do it, and that's really
hard to prove. So that is in some ways, you're you're not wrong
that it would be listening. It's it's ostensibly difficult to prove that, but
it is illegal objectively, like if you're on if you're on video saying like
I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom, and then it's like that's you're
you're you're done, dude, you lose that you're getting cooked, getting but
alive. I want but I want to ask, dude, So I brought
up all these these people. I didn't have a fifth one. I honestly
don't care like that. Those are the only people that I care to bring
back. Uh why Amy? Why the confusion about Amy Winehouse? Oh?
Okay, So I guess I'm personally I've always been confused about the uh how
much people like Amy Winehouse? I guess internationally because I know, like in
the UK people ride for their fucking artists, but like internationally, like I
always every time I even know somebody that I'm interested in working with, she
like idolizes Amy Winehouse and I'm like, what where's her catalog? Like what
did she do that that? Like? Well, where where her her chart?
Topping? Things? Other than that rehab song like I did, I
don't. I didn't really shed she had she had back to Black, she
had Valerie. You know, I'm no good. It's a great song.
She also did some I did she do stuff with I feel like she did
stuff with them like these really old uh like what lady what what the lady
got got did with Tony Bennett before he died, when they were doing all
those like those, I guess this is my this is my point, like
the way that I guess, the way that she's revered, even people were
saying, oh, she's a part of the twenty seven year old curse,
like Janis Job. Janis Joplin's ever been as weird to me. And and
the thing is, when when they're talking about these people, I'm like,
well, these people are fucking like like legendary and the amount of records that
they sold. And then when I when I hear amy Wina, so I'm
like, now I said, this is maybe just a complete me thing.
But I've just never felt I've felt that like people talk about her more than
her music has truly resonated with me. I didn't even hear a shit on
the radio ever, ever, Like literally I wasn't radio every morning now like
no, I was doing like radio stations like I'm just I would. I
literally was just listening to Selena on the radio. You know what I mean?
You Selena on the radio ones in in Nevada and near southern California.
So what I'm saying is, I'm listening to a pop station that plays new
hits and old hits, and I'm listening. I have two pop stations on
my on my presets because she didn't really, Yeah, I've been driving for
seven months. I'm listening to radio. I've never heard one time. I
can't argue because I, first of all, I listened to radio. The
fact that radio people people listen to the radio to meet in general's madness.
No, it's madness until you fucking commute to work. That's the thing.
I stopped listening to the radio until I started driving jodor work. Now like
I'm kind of cue it in, I don't. I'm stop lasing the radio
like other than it's just easier to not plug in my phone or have my
bluetooth. I don't give a fuck. It's just on and then press a
button. Right. But my point being, like im even in any setting.
I just don't see anything of her in that way, and I just
always found a bizarre I'm like, is it just me because I feel like
I'm like, I don't get it. Almost feel like I'm being gasolate into
being like she's like this superstar. But it's it's what happened is that she
got snuffed out really fucking early, and she was like she was doing a
lot of she was doing a lot of performing like live. A lot of
what she was doing wasn't really like she wasn't sitting and recording music a lot.
She was going out and and kind of performing, and it was getting
the attention of other like musicians and producing like this is fucking crazy. Yeah,
And that's what she's That's what she's known for more as being like kind
of like the musicians musician, you know what I mean, like almost almost
like it's fair, almost like you's almost like you know how like certain raps,
like there are certain rappers who are arguably like more famous two rappers than
they are too general artists. It's totally fair. Nas is that great example,
because he's not his numbers do not like compare, even though he's like
infinitely better than Drake or something like, you know, like it's I understand,
I get that. That actually makes a lot of sense in that context,
and it's clarifying. I'm not even knocking her talent. I'm just I'm
just talking about the star power, yeah, because obviously she's talented to shit.
Yeah, honestly, that rehab song is probably like my least favorite one
that she has body because I never I never really that's not my thing.
I was like, Oh, it's very it's very jazzy. It's almost like
Fallout Radio in some way where it feels like weirdly timeless, like it feels
like it's like a lot of it's like, you know, you know,
I'm no good. It's fucking awesome and and love love us A losing game
is a great one too, But uh yeah, I mean she she just
she doesn't have a lot of material. But I think it just it hit,
it hit really hard, and then she fucking died, which is super
fucking sad. But that's but that's why, that's my main reason why I
think I would bring her back. It is because she hit so hard and
then she left so quick. Yeah, she still has a lot of those
ones have a chance to ruin their careers. It makes me I think they
like so at least Selena put out these fucking like iconic songs that are undeniable,
so to that point where I feel like she can't ruin her career,
it's like like it's like Whitney Houston still performing that Christmas ship. She can't
hit those fucking high notes anymore, but she still has the legacy. I've
still been making me music for thirty years before she died. Selena became popular,
truly popular. Three years before she died, truly popular what she died,
and then she died and she became iconic. Trust me, bro I
live with, I live with the Mexican. I am Puerto Rican. My
sister loves Selena more like it's Lydia Estefan is the first one in my house,
and then Selena, then Celia Cruz. Those motherfuckers were played so much
in myle was growing up that it made me upset. Now Selena was the
goat because I live with you know, we're all young, we're all young
Hispanic step sisters. And the fucking movie came out after and sh I think,
I think is what's his name? Pinya what's something in the movie fun?
Who's that actor? He's the guy that was in Michael Mike Pinya There
we Go. I think he was in there. I think he was a
brother or something. He might have been one of the brothers. Fuck man,
I haven't seen that movie so long anyway. Whatever, No, I
feel like she had. Her catalog is good enough to where I feel like
after a certain point when your catalog is just so good that you can't fuck
it. But it's that makes it so good. She had one English album,
the one that's famous, that's it. But that's what I mean those
those songs. Has obviously all of the dude, she has fucking like huge
English ballads. She has like that literally just came on the radio. They
have they have a lot. Here's here's what I would say. I think
she but I think she has I think she would have a lot to give.
Still is that that's the point. I don't think she has, Like
you're more on the class half empty and I'm more on the glass full.
I think I think she has way more hits. Also, let's be fucking
real. Yeah, like Kurt Cobain, if he if he just continued,
he probably wouldn't be a legend. I'm actually glad he died not in the
same way, not in the same way, because there's a good chance,
you know, that's probably true. That's probably true for a lot of people.
That, dude, that's probably true for a lot of people. Think
about the people like I mean, we talked about it with Eminem earlier,
literally where it's like, dude, like, I mean, I don't know,
there's a there is a point where like sometimes you you just kind of
run out, but that's still like I don't know, man, if if
Eminem died before like the Eminem Show or something that would suck, that would
have sucked. It would be cool like a bunch of you know, like
when a bunch of LGBT people were angry at him because obviously, yeah,
Marshall Mothers LP has a lot of homophobiction, and like what what if he
if Eminem, if Eminem died before kill You came out, that would have
been such a loss. That would be later, bro, I know what
I'm saying. That's basically what happen to Amy Wine. Hass what I'm saying,
So like, yeah, I don't know, Marsha Mothers LP is fucking
is still that is one of the funnest albums, is one of the greatest.
The fact that that's the second album is insane. It's that it's the
second albums. I'm like, all right, and it's hard to be fair
man, that's a fucking that what a fucking album to follow up on Jesus
Like, that is hard. That is such a That's why, like,
like say, somebody like Metallica where they're you know, if you're a thrash
fan, it's all about master of public Puppets and then fucking like Ride the
Lightning or something. But then I would say fucking I would say objectively,
and I feel like most people have come around that their Black Album. They're
ninety one Black Album is the best thing they've done, which is insane.
We're fucking decades later. They already had some ship that was considered like godworthy,
and then they just changed up their sound a little bit, and I'm
like, this is brilliant songwriting, which is the hard thing to do.
And to that point, I wanted to say why I'm glad. It's stupid
to say why I'm glad, Kirk. I'm just I'm saying I'm content.
With him being gone because food Fighters and Food Fighters after Taylor Hopkins. Uh,
dude, this new album is fucking good. It's wait really really yeah,
it's really good. I was fucking did you listen to it? No?
I fell off them kind of hard so they released, So I fell
off of them after a while too, because I'm like just another food Fighters
album, but I feel like there's been a revamping of the newest one.
Yeah, so the look up the song that that they're single, I forgot
what it's called, but it's like Kings and Queens. And then then it's
a really it's a it's actually it's really good. I was actually really uh
the new album is but but here we Are. Yeah, that's it.
And this is post their drummer Taylor Hopkins. I might be saying the name
wrong. Yeah, I don't know. Like I watched I listen to some
of the stuff that they came out with somewhat recently, and I was like,
I'm not really feeling I can't remember the last time I really vibed with
Food Fighters. Really they were they were never like one of my favorite,
Like I like them, but it's it's more like this is like guitar hero.
You know what I mean. I think they have a lot of like
I've never i've never liked their album's front to back, but I think they
have a lot of great singles. Exactly right, exactly, yeah, Like
that's how I feel about it. Like the Pretenders. Fucking yeah, the
Pretender is so good, like it's unreal. But that's really the last song
that I remember vibing with, like really, like truly, this song is
called Rescued, the one that I would say specifically, so it just dropped
like a like maybe a few months ago the album, but like the song
Rescued, I really I'm like, oh, this is like a great vibe
and it's it's just interesting, like how old this band is. And usually
at this point in a person's in the band's career, in artist career,
I'm not expecting anything from them anymore, Like twenty two decades later, I'm
not expecting you to release great shit anymore. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
But it's the fact that like I was, like I was pleasantly surprised here
and hearing it on the radio, it is how I've heard it, and
I was like, this song's fucking good. I liked the song that's how
that's how I feel about about Rise, where it's like because their first several
albums were so good and the rest of them are still good too, but
it's like you're, I know, for you're not you're not topping this one.
Yeah, you're like, you're not. She's not at twenty four,
No chance in hell. She wasn'tna twenty four yet she was gonna be twenty
four and two weeks twenty three years old, were talking about Selena. We
talked about how beautiful she bro. She was gorgeous man, Selena. Selena
was stunningly I mean that was what I mean, that's really that's the package
of like Grady was just beautiful. She was she was, she was pretty.
I mean, that's that's what it all comes down to. Man,
cake bro, she was caked off. If you don't have it's fucked it's
fucked up. That like she's beautiful beauty really never thought about that. It
just sucks that beauty really it really, it will thrust you into the spotlight
faster than anything because there's a there's a million great singers. And then it's
like you think it's I think intelligence does. But you gotta move. You
gotta move smart, but beauty beaut gets you looked at. I think if
you move smart, you move exactly My point, there are gonna be a
thousand people singing the exact same one that people are gonna total even men,
even men. Just look at just just look at artists on average. Man,
there's artists on average, not kid. Them are great looking guys.
Many famine artists, A lot of them are beautiful. I'm talking about like
famous, I'm talking about famous, the guys fucking the guys look good,
dude, I don't think so, man. I think movie stars definitely.
I think he thinks he thinks he's thinking like, oh, Louise Guzman or
something comin name name name right now, for real, for real, for
real, name five gorgeous male artists right now. I can I can't say
gorgeous because I don't know. I don't like a really good looking guy.
And look, it's this is probably gonna be subjective to some people, but
I think, like I think Justin Bieber is objectively a good looking dude.
I think at the time it became famous, he was he was the girls.
I think I think it looks way better now. I think it looks
way better now like as an no no, no no. But at the
time when he became famous, he was all the little girls were looking.
He was that kind of guy, right, So I agree, yes,
just see, like I've seen him because YouTube was trying to shove this thing.
Now he looks like a drug addict. Now, I mean because I
saw this thing on YouTube. They were promoting their originals and he was like
getting married to some chick or something, and I was like, he just
looks he looks like a good looking grown ass man. And I think he
looks he looks like Cobain before they're they're all I love, disagree, but
all these people are like very conventionally conventionally good looking. Yeah, like I
think, like just would name like Timberlake, Timberlake. I mean, of
course he's he's attractive. Man, I'm trying to think. I don't know,
Charlie Pruth, Charlie Pruth, Zane, Jason Derulo, fucking all these
all these people, like I mean, I mean, you couldn't be ugly
in B an, R and B, Like you weren't gonna make it.
It was impossible. Yeah, but he was he was old school, bro
old school. But then once, once, once he entered the nineties,
like like, you can only get so far even like say, someone like
Joe, he was like not Joe was one of the greatest fucking singers of
all time, but he just couldn't He just couldn't really break through as far
as he had that one song I want to know, I want to know
what turns you on? Like, yeah, I wonder why Joe didn't break
into the Yeah this Joe, he was riding surfing bitches comic dude, like
like, oh like that introducing the latest pop sensation, Chris, I agree
with you, dude, I agree more. You got you gotta do something.
Man could not agree Like I could not agree more because every everybody else
in R and B had a smooth name, Brian McKnight, Man Casey,
and Joe, Joe fucking Drew Hill. Like there was like names that actually
sounded a little smooth in this nigga was just like me, Joe. Joe
is a fantastic singer though he has he has one of the best fucking voices
man, and but I just feel like number one, he wasn't the best
looking guy. I think he's still a good looking guy. But like I
also say the same thing about like Seal. Seal is fucking hideous. Seal
is but like so he couldn't stay on that long. His voice could only
do so much. It's Seal hideous. Yes, I don't remember what we'll
see. Okay, that's that's maybe rude of me to say. I don't
think he's hideous. I just think he's not what you would call Conal Steel
was good looking to women. I think men can't understand why he's good looking.
I think I feel enough pitch black, fucking vhantom black human, but
he he's must Seal looks like it's the scars. Seal looks like those are
acting scars, bro, those are triving scars. Were those fucking like trench
scars? Those are like scars. Still looks still looks like he's evolving into
Willem Dafoe at all times. I don't think. I don't think it's crazy
because Lily thinks he is good looking, and I don't like, how do
you think look fair enough to I honestly think he looks fine, like outside
of like the outside of the scars, and you gotta be real though,
at least to be fair to him. The scars are at least symmetrical,
which looks kind of it looks kind of cool. It looks like he looks
like a main character in like BATTLESTARKT or something where like if you're like,
this is dope just to see this person. He looks like he's like dude
models. He looks like Wayne Brady, and he looks like if Wayne Brady
and Lance Reddick fused into a scarred person, you know, like way Brady
Reddick somehow combined their level of black into one person. Do you know what
I mean? When he's a dangerous human man? You know what I mean?
I feel like that's a pretty I feel it's a pretty accurate power comparison
point. Honestly, it's not bad. Yeah, I don't get I don't
get it. Like my girlfriend Lily thinks, I don't think Chadwick Boseman was
that good looking, right. I think he was a fine looking guy.
I think Chad I think every woman I asked it's like he's one of the
most handsome men ever looking. I think it's very hands I think he's fine
looking. I didn't think he was like gorgeous because like Lily thinks, he's
looking at like Michael b. Jordan, like she thinks he's fucking gorgeous.
I think I would put them on the same level. I kind of think
he has I think I think real Michael B. Jordan has more of this
boyish charm to him. I think Chadwick Boseman has more of a mannished look.
I think it's kind of like what you're into. I'm just looking at
them, Chick Boseman. Chadwick Boseman to me looks more like unique, like
like I think Michael B. Jordan looks like a basketball like a million people
that I've met like sincerely look looks I know, but like it's sincere,
like it's it's like it's like I say, the same way I feel about
Megan Fox, where like I look at Megan Fox and it's like she's attractive,
I guess, but she's also like incredibly generic at point where to the
point where like it doesn't do anything for me, Like, Okay, that's
gon attractive. Now. Remember when she was unique looking? No, I
don't remember that. She wasn't like, she wasn't blonde. I thought she
wasn't. She wasn't like fair, fair skin. She always looked like everybody
I've seen on everybody I would see on a magazine looked like Megan Fox to
me, like, it did not. It did not break through to me.
And I liked her in The Transformers. I thought, you, I
thought she was very attractive in that, But I think it was also because
she didn't talk a lot, and and that kind of like, dude her
in Mortal Kombats crazy. I know we talked about it last time, but
like, yeah, did we talk about last time? Did we mentioned it
a little bit? It's not it's it's kind of embarrassing. Apparently she clapped
back, but doesn't mean we're bad people. She clapped back. I have
to see that. I haven't seen it. I've just seen that. They
said, Oh she clapped back at the trolls, And I'm like, I
need to watch this later. And I don't know what it was. I
have no idea what she said or Megan Fox perfectly responds to Mortal Kombat one
backlash. Let me see, God, why all these websites have these stupid
fucking pop ups? Yeah, uh, Mortal Kombat one Papa? What she
say? What she say? You I'm gonna kill you? Uh? Okay,
I guess is what the fuck at least I'm okay. On her Instagram,
the Transformers actress posted the message, I actually can't believe I'm voice acting
character in Mortal Kombat one. Now all you grumpy trolls in the comments can
can execute a fatality on me? What Oh, that's what she said.
I mean, I guess she's fine with it. I guess she's like,
all right, okay, you know what I would say that. I think
that almost further proves that like Ed Boone wants shitty voice acting. Yeah,
I think so too. Yeah, Like it's just it. It does create
does something. It does create, It does create buzz. Maybe there's like
he thinks there's like a B movie charm to it, which is probably accurate
from Mortal Kombat. Because fucking stupid that uh that you have to kind of
not take it super serious. Sting is absolutely stupid. But if you get
pat like let's let's in a universe word like they took all the gay as
the fatality is not that ship because I think that shit. It's eight year
old me thinks that shit is awesome. I as in a grown ass adult.
I really personally it still looks visually impressive, but I don't care about
it. That is my I actually do like the world that has been built,
Like in the PS two era when they started really fleshing out the worlds,
it's actually really compelling, it's really fun. It's just like a plane
spreading. A plane's like wide story of like worlds and cars and stuff.
Now if you get past that other the bloody bolt, because I mean as
as an old man, as a thirty five year old, I'm like when
I see the fatalities usually that come at the end of the trailers when they're
pulling the shit, I'm like, it's so stupid, it's so silly.
It's so silly because it's like this got stabbed in the head, slammed,
his back broken, he gets up and keep fighting. That's not possible.
I really did like when they put those things and the things because there's like
the there's like a so so cool as the X rays they had, like
so there was like a crushing blow and a fatal blow. This man's ribs
are gone, yeah, and he's still fighting. The crushing blows were stupid
or because it would be usually at a if you counter correctly or something,
so this could be at any time in the match and then the fatal blow
you would have to build up meter, which is the X ray and so,
and that's usually the X ray made somewhat sense because the way you build
the meter where it's either you know the person's at the end of their life,
so it makes sense to execute it and they're gonna be dead anyway,
or you've been getting your ass beats so much now you can have an advantage
to try to catch up. So I get it. It's like a super
combo. But yeah, it just looks its usually impressive stupid in theory of
course, Like like I don't think I don't know anybody that's like, what
do you I don't think anybody would agree with what we're saying right now.
It would be silly for people like you're fucking you're talking about it's just so
fucking awesome. Like he hit somebody in the balls with a gun, their
balls pop, then she shoots them in both their kneecaps there, and then
that person proceeds to get up and fight her and beat her in the sane
I don't know, I don't like guess I'm just old because I'm a street
fighter player. I'm mostly player, Like I got a Mortal Combat obviously,
because you know, and look, I stand by this, right. I've
been talking about this shit. People think I'm crazy. I've been saying this
since I was like eleven, and everybody thinks, so crazy. I would
fuck Molina. Everybody's like no, I'm like what who saying not? Who
say no? She may have a monstrous jaw, she would have a ma
but so what Hey, anyone anyone who says no, they're not They're not
real fans World Combat because they're not hated rabid fan base of people that every
time Malina is not in Mortal Kombat, immediately they are of set. If
you go in, where's Molina? She got a better body than fucking Katana.
In fact, I'll go as far to argue, so you know what
happened why people got too obsessed with Molina, It was because of MK nine,
the reboot. So MK nine this was pure misogyny. And I was
all, fo, they fucking all of the chicks had g tits or triple
d's or whatever. All of them there were massive titts and they all abs
and ship. It was the most ridiculous, Like I'm a fucking pervert when
I'm playing games, like my my Bather's Gate. All the women are nude
and then the guys have armor. You know what I'm saying, Like I'm
a fucking degenerate. But even I was playing Mortal Kombat nine and I'm like,
all right, come on, this is this is a little much.
Their their tits are so big. But Molina she has she has a costume
in the in the story mode where she's just wrapped in a little piece of
like cloth, like almost like she's a mummy, just covering the bits.
And that just did it. That that fucking that fucked everyone up. They're
like they became obsessed with Molina. And yeah, so she wrote anyway,
so we got two let's do two quick ones. Uh wait a minute,
I just had it, okay, zach zach Ron and he says, hey,
they're boys. I just wanted to know if you have a certain,
uh weirdly specific memory of playing a game and a song that makes no sense
together. For example, a friend of mine used to blare our chain hang
Low by Chingy every time we played Dead Rising, to the point where it's
become an unconscious connection. Every time I played the original ten Rising, So
I have the perfect one already. I love this because I have I actually
have an answer to it immediately. I thought of it as you do yours.
So for me, there's a song called she Will by a little Wayne
and Drake liked in the game. Maybe she Will if it's in the game
right now, and me and my best friend would hear that song and play
Resident Evil five songs playing, and it's the most I have memories of being
a shot of Western because we'd play the games so much. We got infinite
rocket launchers and we would shoot Western to the point he wouldn't get up anymore.
The longest we had him on the floor was like half an hour.
He was just fighting the neel for half an hour. We were just listening
to Drake. We skipped cut scenes in that game. I've done everything that
was game, I played them. I played that game the most filthily,
bro. I can't wait for the remake. I can't wait. Is gonna
be crazy, I can't razy. I can't wait to see the great graphics
on the black Skin. Dude, just chrishus. I gotta stream on.
I gotta stream that game on kick because I want to be saying the most
wild you would be there with you with open arms. You'd be welcome there.
That's awesome. Ye like yay. I have a lot of memories of
uh going over my friend's house I didn't have an Xbox at the time and
be playing they my neighbors would be sorry, my friends will be playing Halo,
and at that time, you could put your the music that you had
stored in your Xbox. You could just play right, so they'd be playing
Halo and fucking Korn's greatest hits was on that And so I have vivid memory
of us specifically talking about that fucking now weared up while they're fucking playing and
then to that. It's burned in my memory to this day. And somehow
it led to a conversation of and I think I might have even talked about
this on the podcast before. It just making a scenario like somehow you're you're
fucking a girl from behind and she's like loving it, but then she like
kind of goes silent and turns around and it turns into Jonathan Davis sang singing
that song, and that was like, that was like birth in that fucking
scenario. I'm just just dude. My Hug City humor has not changed one.
Iota, Ayota. It's the exact same is when I was fucking however
young I was when that ship came out. That's so funny. It's this
this I think of the same stuff. Yeah, dude, I don't know,
man I have, but so I associate. I mean, the specific
game is is ape Escape, but it extends to basically everything on the PlayStation
one. It extends to Crash Team Racing, expends to Crash Bandicoots, Spiro,
fucking all these random The entire PS one catalog reminds me of Mark Anthony,
like the all the fucking time, because like there was I had my
TV in the living room for a while, yeah, or like in the
way because I wasn't allowed to have it in my room at a certain point
they were they were okay with that. But so I would play video games
in the living room, and so I would play it on low. I
would have low volume or whatever, and I'd be playing my PS one.
I'd be playing like I don't know, crash, Crash Team Racing, or
fucking ape Escape, very specifically ap Escape. I remember this, and my
parents would just be blasting Mark Anthony while they cleaned, and so like neat
specifically need to Know by Mark Anthony Is reminds me of Ape Escape, and
Ape Escape reminds me of need to Know every time I see it, every
time I play. I even did it recently, just did try it out
blasting at the same time, and it was a wild time trip, you
know. So those another song have bad association with what's the name of the
song? Was like, oh maybe, oh yes, soy yes, So
it's the freaking Fast and the Furious song. I don't know that song and
super Smashing rules Melee, I have really bad association for me because I'm from
the Bronx and every fucking Latino played that song. It's it, dude,
It's It's crazy how music music music really is like a really good tool for
remembrance. Yeah, and they sent percent. But like I think, like
I have so many weird associations because of like certain certain pieces of iconography and
music paired together that I remember, Like I have a really bad memory,
but there's certain things I remember really really vividly, specifically because a certain song
is playing along with juxtaposed with a very specific thing that makes no sense.
Like I think I talked about this before, but last last Ketchup the Ketchup
song? Do you know that song? Yes? I said, I,
hey, hey, they have it through that that that that fucking song is
forever associated with Harry Potter. To me, I don't fucking I don't know
why the Proud Family is associated with Halloween. Don't know why. Interesting,
don't know why. Fucking Uh. Spider Man, the Original Spider Man two
thousand and one, deeply associated with fucking Story of a Girl by nine Days
because these were because these were the songs that were like playing on the radio
when like my parents would be driving me to school and so I would be
playing with I would be thinking about Spider Man. I would be playing with
like an action figure, like in the car waiting to get to school.
The song would show up and it would be like team memory unlocked immediately,
because like why, because these don't work together at all, they don't.
I've been I've been trying to get one out of my head. Uh.
Because the Batman Forever soundtrack, it's pretty good. It had it had some
bankers on, had a kiss from a rose. I mentally forgot it had
a This was my my introduction to to to the Offspring because they did a
cover by the Damned called Smash It Up, and it's like a way faster
version. Uh and that song, Oh my god, that was like my
awakening to like faster music. And uh so a lot of times when I'm
thinking of Batman, I'm just this fucking fast, oh, smash it up,
smash it and it like doesn't go to it's not there's no vibe top
exactly. And then I'm talking about, Yeah, it's the soundtracks fucked me
up a lot with that because uh, if I listen to Bone Thugs,
it immediately goes back to uh, look into my eyes and tell me because
then there's the Batman and Robin soundtrack, because that fucking song was on that
soundtrack. Dude, I fucking I was a soundtrack fiend when I was a
kid. That was the I've I became a soundtrack person in my like my
mid my, my mid tens because of like anime and stuff. But I
was never a soundtrack except forgot Disney ones like obviously Eison to fucking Aladdin soundtrack,
like front to back. At least like twelve times I was. I
was I was like twelve when I twelve or eleven when I was like starting
to get super into soundtracks because that was like some of the most available music
that you could get online specifically for editing. Like it was you could really
get away with a lot of stuff if you just had soundtrack music in videos.
I remember, so, I remember I got obsessed with like a Spider
Man theme with by Danny Elfman. I got obsessed with all these like like
even just John Williams stuff in general, like Superman and Friday thirteenth and or
not the Friday thirteenth, the Exorcist, like things like that where it's like,
Oh, these are really fucking cra I got super into that and then
oh what sorry, I just I just wanted to have you seen what Danny
Elfman looks like recently. Oh, he's he looks insane. It's it is
fucking really bad. It's something looks bad. He just looks like he's he
doesn't care, and he's like like insane is the perfect way to describe it.
Yeah, yeah, modern yeah, Danny Danny Elfman, twenty twenty three.
I hope I love that guy. Is that he looks he doesn't look
he just looks wild. He looks he looks like a final boss in something.
He's got all these tattoos, his hair's fucking long. Uh. I
don't know, man, Danny Elfan's nuts. He is. I mean,
he's like his music really reflects how he looks. Yeah, either really funny
or really sad. I don't know what's one to think. I mean,
it's it's taken as it is. He did this one song too that was
like, fucking oh my god, Danny. Danny Elpan's great, by the
way, I love Danny Elfman of course, but the fact that anybody who
could it's crazy to me that he wrote so many incredible scores and was in
like Oengo Boengo and stuff like that's like fucking soap bus. That would be
like, I don't even know that's that's like finding out like Stevie Wonder did,
like the Batman theme, and like it would be like if Han Zimmer
was Stevie Wonder, you know what I mean, it'd be like what fuck
is going on? Do you imagine if he was? What if he literally
was and he this elaborate shit, he's like he pretends he's a blind,
black fucking dude and then he fucking puts on all this white shit, And
that would be insane. That would my brain. But why are he doing
that? Everyone would accept him for being black. No one cares that much.
He retends he's this fucking British, fucking white guy. Or who is
it is? It is he originally Hans Zimmer is the originally Stevie Wonder.
He's really Stevie Wonder. But it's like he chooses, like it's like,
would accept you? Still, no one's gonna be like, no, I
will say love you. Han Zimmer does look his skins just loose enough to
it looks like it could be a mask. So I love that dude.
Hans Zimmer is literally my like he is so responsible for like me having so
much emotion. It's crazy. That is so fucking fascinating against a sentence.
It's weird. It's like it's like a thing, but it's like a true
thing. Where is just like wars Man, like the from All the Way
to the Gladiator, which has I love. I love the Gladiator fucking us.
The score is great, the Gata all the way to fucking I think
Time is one of the most beautiful pieces, the most simplistic and beautiful pieces
written. That was the inception theme. I think it's used in every motivational
fucking video now that you ever see. It's annoying, but it's such a
simplistic that was like that was like that was like Clinton Clint Mansele Clint Mansel
with the fucking Recman for a Dream soundtrack where that theme was everywhere. It
was on classic YouTube. Many of times. I've I've I've got I associate
that song with BioShock, Okay, because because I saw because I saw remix
trailers of like the rec Wan for a Dream theme with by with Bios and
it totally works, by the way, but like it's also just like I
don't know, it's it's it's fucking great. I would say the same thing
for what Danny Ulpan is. Definitely that for me where it's like just like
dude Beetle Juice and fucking dude Beetle Juice fucking Spider Man Nightmare before Christmas.
Yeah, absolutely crazy because of all because the Spider Man, like the evil
the evil theme for Spider Man is like a thing I think about, like
when I'm about to make a bad decision that actually that actually that actually wasn't
that actually wasn't Danny Elfan that that specific one yeah, because he didn't do
three. That's whoever made that one is amazing, man, it is great,
and I think of doing something not good. I hear that theme in
my head like I did too. That is hilarious. But I'm like,
I don't give a fuck about anybody here. That's remember, dude, I
remember, I remember, dude. I remember I remember a very specific time
where I was in like a I was just straight up in a fuck boy
phase, right, and I was just not I didn't care about sucking anything.
And I remember specifically being like, I remember thinking, I'm not going
to call this person, and then that song started blasting in my fucking brain.
I'm not I'm not coming back here ever. So that's that's the fast
about it. I can't, like I want to almost not believe it.
But then I when I'm sneaking around or trying to be quiet, then the
fucking metal gear dun dun, dun, dun dunt. It's it's it's almost
when like when you get caught. What was that noise? And and then
a du du du dude. When I when I when I when I get
when I get when I get startled or caught, I hear that it's not
so first, it's it's not the it's not the MGS alert for me because
I played so much splinter Cell growing. I played a metal gear later actually,
but so I played so much splinter Cell, and like splinter Cell has
like this basse, this this one bassline that plays when you get fucking caught
and it's so anxiety inducing and I hear it every time I get caught doing
something that's interesting. I don't know it, Yeah, let me let me
find that. Man. I love that Middle Gears, like specifically when you
do boss Battles because it changes every just slightly the music because there's just the
regular you need to escape music, you need to gape the guards or whatever.
Then when the Boss Battles comes in, because it just it has this
one little part that changes because it's like dunt dunt dun dunt dunt, and
then the boss battle goes du dun dun dunt dunt dun dunna dunt and then
it cycles over again dunn and it's just like that little subtle difference was always
so fucking I'm like, this is so goddamn brilliant that like just just kind
of it just heightens it just a little bit more. That's when we're admitting
it is that we all have a little pizzle little yeah, because I was
gonna be like, no, I think, I think, I actually I
just do think this is normal. I feel like it's not, but I
guess. I mean, so here it is here, here's here's the splinter
cell. Here's the splinter cell. Caught sound okay, and it's you probably
do if you play splinter cell. It's just it's so fucking okay. So
that such a pungent sound, like I'm not a robust sound, dude,
It's like getting shot. It's it feels it's such a loud sime. But
so the last question that will and that will wrap wrap it up. It's
it's super quick. Nikki ziy Ron, He says, I absolutely absolutely do
still listen to the podcast, just maybe not on time. Fuck you guys.
Not a question, not a question. Hey, Kinson, tell everyone
what my contact name is on your phone. I actually don't know this.
I bet I know what it is. I have I have an idea what
it is. I oh wait, no, obviously I know what it is
is. I call her the Niggler all the time, and she's like,
do you stop calling me that, And I'm like, why, it's fun.
She's super not terrible at all. That's what makes it so obviously because
she's Jordan's a fucking maniac, but she's not so putting her predicaments where she's
like, hey, Zick, you just say it's like what are you thinking?
You were thinking about? What sany N word? Hu? But he's
like, guys, I want her. I want her to say it.
I want I want, I want like, fucking yeah, you poker so
much that he actually says it, all right, you fucking you know.
I'm like, like, whoa, all right, that's it. Let's flowers
flowers immediately, Yeah, there you go. We're going over time. I
need to eat its cards wherever you villain, the new Batman, Villain,
the Niggler. See, it's not it's real. It's not the real words.
So you could say that the joke is like what's three fifths but also
fifth thirteen percent? Now, what's thirteen percent? But also fifty percent at
the same time, I had shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up.
It's just like, come on, dude, I had a dream that
I had superpowers. Dude, I had a dream last night that I had
superpowers. I've had to take Miltonia lately to get myself back on like a
normal same schedule. But and it's been fucking with my dreams because like I
had a dream last night that I had superpowers, but my superpower was to
run into people at perpendicular angles and only that and that's like it was and
it or something, because no, I don't know, I don't know what's
the fun that's it's just dumb. It's just fucking stupid. X Men has
some powers that are that dumb. And I remember, and I remember specifically,
like I was in the dream and they were like, Chris, can
you can you catch this guy? And I said it was one of those
third person dreams, you know, when you're where you're kind of like watching
yourself do things. It was like it was like can you catch this guy?
And it was like which direction is he going? He's like north,
and I'm like no, And that was it. That was the entirely And
it was so where is he going? You're just standing there all heroically.
No, I have to I have to run into him from the side,
otherwise it doesn't wait somewhere perpendicular perpendiculoid. I don't know so stupid where you're
going perpendicular. But it's actually way funnier than it's super funny. But that
is such a stupid Mike armand Trott as wolverine. Wouldn't that be fucking amazing.
I'm gonna fucking put my skeleton in your fucking body, Walter. I'm
gonna score myself inside you, Walter. I'm gonna make my little bones come
out of my little knuckles over here, and I'm gonna com you up some
little tiny knuckles. Something happening. Looks something's happened in my knuckles. Want
to watch? Is my potate little nails come out into your fucking body.
They're little tiny dun up nails. We had a good thing going. Bub
fucking dude, I'm gonna I have to commission that. Like just look my
little puck the yellow wolverine fucking thing, but his fucking cow pulled down and
his mic armond Trout's amazing, it's trout. We had a good thing going.
I had an invincible skeleton and you had to go Greek all up.
Yeah, agreed, and yeah, arrogance. That is such a scolding,
fucking the way he scolds the shit out of him, because Walter's is like
looking around like, oh what did I do? And he's just like,
you fucking idiot. We were almost home free, we almost did it.
We had and you magnet fuck you. But he had the levitate things.
Yeah, I am the one who stuff. I am the one he was.
Probably he would, honestly, like honestly, Bryan Paston would make a
killer Magneto. Yes, I really, I really can't have someone be Magneto
other than what's his name? Not fast But he did such a good job.
Now that's silly, like he's not he didn't do that, like it's
a great job. Shut up, Yes he did, he did. He
did the fasting. Ever, I think it's yes, there are so different
wavelengths, it's insane crazy. What are you saying. He's saying he's seeing
him. It's that's gonna say. Ray william Johnson, Raim Johnson is fucking
damn nig No, not as not as that is really as Magneto, as
fucking as Robert Teddy Junior, as Ray Williams Johnson. I think it's I
am I am, I am iron Man. Where is he at now?
Where dude, I saw this recently. He's doing fucking that that your favorite
Martians ship is back. Yeah, I know, I know he came back.
They've been and I've seen this videos pop up on my TikTok a lot.
Actually he's he does eat. I don't know. He just does the
same thing he always did. I don't care, man. Everybody actually looks
exactly the same, which is crazy. It's been almost twenty years. It's
not crazy. He's been crack literally twenty years. No, it hasn't.
No, it hasn't. It's been It's it's been twenty eight. No,
yo was like twenty ten. No, he wasn't. He doesn't. When
to god, I can pull up let me check if it's channel still around
whatever. It is definitely still whatever. Walter the old boy is that Michael
Bestbender was fine casting, but it was Robert Downy Junior. That's fucking insane.
I'm sorry. Michael Bestbender has not come close to like Will and Dafoe's
The Green Goblin or Robert down I think he's up. I think he's up
like fucking Gandolf's version of Magneto Better. That's crazy. Those movies were worse
crazy at all the movement, but his performance was amazing. Bro, I
think you guys, I think you guys in are like people that don't like
the comics enough to say that. I think that's why I think an amazing
job. Like, I'm not saying that he didn't feel like. It's not
about him doing it and a bad job. It's about like Robert Downey Junior
in cases that character and Hireley fucking William Dafoe in cases that character entirely.
Michael Fashmander does not encase that character entirely, really does he doesn't just a
great job, but to his moments, Bro, Yeah, I just look,
you know what, you know what it is for me, I just
don't give. I really don't care about the origins of my favorite characters in
that way. It's kind of what it really comes down to, where these
younger versions of like pre fucking uh uh pre whoa Okay, yeah, I
think he's died. Oh. By the way, by the way, quick
empire, quick quick check, by the way, quick fact check. Rolean
Johnson's channel did begin in two thousand and nine, but his first episode of
Equals three, his first real episodes of Equal see is in May of two
thousand and nine, which didn't he didn't pop off at the beginning, because
I remember, I remember his setup. It was early twenty ten. Muppet
sex was in twenty ten. That's when I first first first found out about
him. But I remember, it's dude, it's but so, it's so,
it hasn't been has been twenty years, sneering fifteen years. Man,
it's almost fifteen years. It's almost fifteen years. Crazy anyway, let's read.
Let's read the names. Please, let's read the way names. Bubb
three, michaelman Trout. I'm a fucking little midget with a fucking cool skeleton.
He really is fast, girl, It's crazy, that nuts. What
is he really? You tall is Wolverine? I think it's five three bro,
Yeah, Wolverine height five for three. I'm taller than Wolverine. That's
crazy. How stocky he is though, says like a little person. That
wine is ridiculous. Jimmy Kim, go ahead, give me the part swipe
you. You're not brave, not brave enough. It's like two Hollywood.
Hollywood's afraid Chris, if you were Wolverine, the idea of you breaking out
of the animatum pool. But it's that be so sick and you when you're
even thinner than usual, you're a little thinner than usually are a little bit.
It's it's it's like Captain America in the First Avenger when he's like he's
all skinning. But that's the like in CGI bullshit Man, they're trying,
you're trying to people, but you're still just your build. You're like talking.
I love it. Why do you think you're going bub with the with
the with the Halloween costume on, like you know, like that thin one
that you can get from like fucking Walmart or whatever. It would be sick.
I'm like, bro, this movie's fan fucking task. I wasn't I
was in a war. Yeah, that'd be me. That'd be my Wolverine
anyway, Cawn three, you expect Walter Okay Obama, Lord of Drone strikes.
Uh listening that's your first name. But listening to Sweeney makes me consider.
It makes me con hitter racism. I like that at least you're on
the fence. You know. That's the important thing. That's the important thing.
I've totally been there. I get it. Uh, fuck face unstoppable.
There goes my homo. Watch as he blows Keith David, but British
Mike rid Him is Mike Walt rid Him is me Walter. Everybody's name is
Mike Walton. Now that that we're in Mike's world, Now, now we're
in my world. Down you took down Gus Fring. But in secret,
I was making everybody into Mike. Look around you, he's a family.
He's like turning people like like how they turned everyone in the mind flares,
dude. Absolutely, everybody's just Micot Like Walt Junior has Mike's face, Skyler
has Mike's face. Everyone around you, everyone around that can't stand up straight?
Bro, could you imagine that this is the beginning, This is only
the beginning. Will to the Verman troutening will begin. We gotta write that
one ten, Yeah, we gotta write. We're gonna write his because there's
better call saw Now there's a the whatever. We'll think of that later.
That's gonna be one though. Yeah, better Spike Mike or something that Spike
Mike, because he's such a menace that he was like, yeah, we
gotta kill him. We gonna kill Mike, guys, we have to kill
Mike. Arm that. The better Spike Mike is fucking please write that down,
Write that down in the Uh yeah, that is free that. I'm
gonna write it on my notepads. I don't forget it. The idea of
every day everyone bed together, Gust comes back from the dead. We gotta
kill dude zombie Gus zombie Gaus. We gotta read it. Ye, that
our ex that'll be our extra Emma better Spike. I can't wait for that
one man or shouldn't be got a spike, Mike or whatever. We'll figure
it out. But it's like, yeah, it's it's a smooth it's good.
Yeah, alright, let's go. I'm now only twenty nine episodes behind.
Doom Approaches getting pegged by han jury so hard my prostate pops jolly old
dipshit back from Birmingham, yaunty. I've seen things in this house. I've
never spoken of. The cock that pierced your father came in his ass,
so aggressive, so aggressive. I love that you have the I love that
the picture that this guy has is of the fucking the butler. That's so
great of the butler. It's the it's the spider man. It's like the
cock that pierced your father came in his ass. The picture is the pictures.
That's good. I appreciate the dedication to the bad is very good.
NDC thirteen ciphergraph professional sink pisser. I'm gonna say something, and it's really
important that the context is sinking to can here. I'm not a Starfield guy
at all. Uh many men wish sex upon me. Come in my eyes,
darling. I can't see trying to breed who I'm destined to be to
breed. And that's it. I don't know what it is. I don't
know what that is. He had something, though, he has that's many
men for fifty cent got cool. Yeah, I don't know. They're trying
to make me fucking gay. I was like a dick to like kid fucking
breathe calm now, both justifiably and verifiably shot and killed not just one but
two people. Exit Puss, enter bus, take my ass. We're off
to Yummy cummy gummy land. Enter ass man. Nice, that's so fucking
okay, enter ass, Okay, I've I've had I've had lyrics on the
tip of my tongue. Mummy Land, Yummy. I'm going to keep that
because I've always been thinking what should I put for that part. I think
I just like, I just use that as a nut. Interesting that I
understand. Man, Yeah, sleep with your grass open, gripping your penis
tight, eggs it pus the idea and busy. We're off to young walking
on somebody where they have their hand, their hand tightly grabbing their penis.
They're a sleet. I love the visuals. Great gripping your penis tight?
What are you doing? When they wake up and they're like, what's going
on? How do I describe? I can't describe my job to people.
The Twink a duff on, the Twink, Lord of common, Master of
man ass Sweeney like my Weenie, probably the only and likely last San Carlos
Apache that listens to the snark Tank. Oh oh man, my throat is
actually hurting from how much I've fucking screamed this episode. Bleef blavied the men
who wrote f words in Paris, And I don't know. I can't even
say that. What do I? What do I do with? Figure it
out? Man? Benjamin Aaron Shapiro, come in my ass. You're drilling
me, drilling me. All I want is your ooze The kill, the
kill by thirty seconds to mars uh say that say the leaders ago, well
part of that. Okay, come in my ass, Okay, you're drill
drily. What is your okay? Want your dude, I haven't thought I
haven't thought about thirty seconds tomrs in like fucking fifteen years. So it's probably
I can like to tell Lily that she loves that fucking stupid ass band.
I don't know why they're terrible. I've definitely thought about come like rape me
down or something clipped that example. I definitely thought about. I definitely thought
about come. We're in the fucking credits this episode. This episode is fucked.
This episode is so fuck you see that. There you go, there
it is. There's there's another laugh. This is another laugh. So yo,
this is this is This is a laugh I've never heard before. I
definitely thought about this is. This is not a laugh I've heard before.
This is a new one. He equipped fucking like that was like a fucking
who a hag mixed with SpongeBob. Like I was like, I was like
if SpongeBob was a molested pig. Let's move on, Caucasian Caucasian container the
crackobil for gays. Keith David tinfoil tyrant because I'm a hex girl and I'm
gonna put my cum on you, putting putting black face on my light bulbs.
Keith David raped my dragon consensually. Max Silhouette, Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney,
swallow up my Penye Ben might come into match sings and the straits. I
tried to sway come to the gay side and we'll play. Uh. She
picked it on my Pipopastam, Yes that's my real name. Sucks on my
member, Suck on my member. That oh, suck on my member.
The twenty first guy sucked on my member. He was gagging real loud on
my member. It's just member constantly. Which what's nice? That's september my
member? Wait what my any first guy sucked on my member? Oh so
it's like starting from there, I guess, yeah, yeah, it's okay,
okay, okay. The syllables are, the sables are a little okay
okay. Sween learning to clean a chicken with the meth andphetamine call it,
call that cooking bad domination, average clin energy. Gag me or gag me
or release me parasite, but do not waste my time with cock. Nice
nice and get some good, get some good gay Halo two lines in here
now Gaylo two. Yeah, I thought about I thought about doing like I
thought about doing like an entire like not necessarily a gay dub, but that
would be funny too. I'm just like an entire redub of Halo two.
It would be great, just for no reason other than I because I've been
seeing I've been seeing this Sonic fan dub or like this, like this fandom
of like Sonic Adventure or like clips from it. They go viral every now,
against like this is funny as fucks. There's a bunch of people like
improvising over Sonic. I mean I would love to do that. Do you
remember my Way Entertainment with the Juggernaut bitch? Oh yeah yeah, Like I
said that, those guys kind of just faded into obscurity because I really liked
what they did back in the day. Yeah, there's something I would I
It's I've always wanted to do like mystery science theater style stuff like not exactly
that, but like something something like that where like but I've just down I've
never had the time to figure out how to make that ship work. Yeah,
anyway, they should make pedos weark GoPros in prisons. You can see
what happens to then. I think they would be eat Star coffee quef Gavid
Gallum and Sniegel arguing over whether to say the N word, Transform Gremlin exposing
people with lactose intolerance and ninety million rodgers of ionizing radiation. You should not
vin Penn the angelic dm uh two trailer park guys fucking my ass, fucking
my ass, fucking my that's good Eminem, right there, trailer park guys
fucking my yass, fucking my yess, fucking my ass brown. There's something
there. There has to be like an eminem thing that we can do empty
without seed. I don't know, we keeps doing empty. I must breathe.
This looks like this looks like this comes back to me. This looks
like that. Everybody dick a little. I need some penis. I cannot
breathe. No, I feel so empty. When I figure it out,
we'll figure it out. There's there's definitely room to do like because we've only
done songs. It would be like like like like sing song. It would
be cool to do like a rap, like like a at each one.
That's simple doing a rap one would fucking pretty cool. I should we should
do. I can sort of rap kind a little bit. You can do
what I mean? Yeah, totally, it's a good idea. No that
that's fucking that's no. There's too many syllables, dude, at this one.
Eminem's part is hard. That part is really what are you talking about
when you talking about this? Way too many syllables? Man, what are
you talking about? Collapse? What if we did forgot about dre but forgot
thought about gay? Forgot we should do still gay? Somebody? What do
you say to something about you? Gate? I forgot about Gate? Now
gays everybody want to fuck. I don't know any but but seema comes out
when you move your lips. I don't know. Listen, there's something there.
Remember it's pretty good. It'll be spelled. It'll be it'll be spelled
like, yeah, forgot there there it is, forgot about there. Forgot
about that is so heard, that's so stupid. It's good though, forgot
about get because that's a pretty that's like a hard that's like a nice one.
That's that's kind of an easy song to do. I think like it's
it's it's not too crazy like the flow is not insane. Yeah, there's
well, I mean it is, Well, it's a lot. It's a
lot of syllables especially, there's actually quite a lot. It's it's easy to
do because it's a whole thing. We could do like two verses maybe you
know what I mean. We'll see, we'll see how it goes. Because
because it could be like that's something I feel like we would have to do.
I feel like we can't even do that for an extra AMO though,
because that's gonna take a while. That that's gonna take a long ass time.
It's an hour to just do a normal song with repeating because of the
all the all the syllables make it like hard to It would be one of
those things where we'd probably have to like, uh, what we do,
Like me and my friend what we should do because we have a lot of
terrible songs like this. We would write our own lyrics and then we would
compare and contrast. We come we we meet up in the studio and then
we would all do that so we could meet up for the extra AMMO,
compare our lyrics, maybe even help each other. You know. Yeah,
yeah, we'll do it on our we'll do it on our own and then
come back and convene and for the extra ammal will we'll flesh it out.
That's not a bad idea, yeah, because that's a fun that's a fun
that's a fun song. And I feel like it's simple enough that we could
like it's not wrap God or something, you know what I mean? Yeah,
where like that's not where my God there is. This is a part
of me that wants to do that one part where I remember already started off
by saying, like seemen on a humane human seem Human's pretty funny, but
like I can't. I can't talk that fast and straight out. I can't
do it. I've never attempted to do that. You gotta you gotta,
you gotta say it, and then you gotta have somebody to speed it up
and then make it match. But that's hard because that means you have to
but that means you have to like that means you have to like Haden slow
but ian you have to. That means you have to slow the beat down
and wrap to the slow down cadence. It's like a whole, it's like
a whole of it. I think, well it is, but it's whatever.
We'll figure it out. Yeah, Uh Jesus, such a long episode.
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sleeping on Jury Longenthal, he's the goat. All right, let's relax.
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we know he's great. Well, I wouldn't say we know him like I've
met him, our friends know him. Yeah, you're you are right,
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uh, Keith David, Uh yeah, longal Jury Longhal's great. Keith
David's I mean, did you see that that video him that's been going viral
lately of him, like welcome to hell mother or whatever the fuck? Yeah?
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the spawn skin and modern warfare too. Is that what he's been promoting?
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he's so fucking weird. He's just been promoting it. You can play as
NICKI Minaji called duty. Now it's so it's so over like it's that wait,
there's a spawn skin. Well I might play this. I might play
this for that they got they got gentleman, they got him. Ladies and
gentlemen, they got him. I mean it intrigued me, but I'm not
giving those niggas any money. I just I just it's funny too, because
I don't even really hate called dud. You're like I used to hate called
you a lot more than that. You now like but like, I don't
know, man, I just don't like I So to be fair, I
bought Modern Warfare reboot from PS four, but I still haven't played it.
I get around to it, and I was like, I played it.
I played for a few hours. Yeah that's that's fine. Yeah uh anyway,
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to the UK. We do this one. They're gonna kill us. They're
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event, it is like the thing that's seeing like any intermission. Fuck,
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that's this episode is literally telling that's what going too long. Yeah, yeah,
it's not let me do it so we're Yeah, the rest of itsious
audio. Who gets all right? Sorry guys whatever, Yeah, the sweet
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so many people talking about like, man, Chris is fucking so wrong.
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very very how that's how we know, That's how we know who, that's
how we know the real listeners. If you check out during the credits,
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