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Walter Walter, Oh here we got
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look he get me. Oh well, well well if it isn't everybody listening,

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Welcome, Welcome to the Welcome to
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cool. What's going on over there?

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Uh and uh, I don't know, man, not a lot this week,

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unless the Mexican aliens become real,
they re get reanimated or something like.

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I don't. I don't foresee much. So I think we're gonna focus

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on questions, focus on your questions
this week. You know, some people

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actually they're like, they're like,
fucking tartargrades be cool, that'd be cool

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as shit. That'd be scary as
fuck. I don't like that at all.

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Yeah, yeah, I guess some
people thought the aliens were actually cake

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and when they saw that video,
they thought they were like they thought like

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they thought that that person that made
it a cake, they thought it was

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the same people who actually that's a
good dude. That cake is convincingly like

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it is very like he did a
really good job making that cake look like

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exactly that alien. So like I
kind of get it to seven degree.

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It's like, you know, stake
cake maker, remember cake to the Congress

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or whatever? Can you imagine?
You know, like it was like me,

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that reminds me of that video.
You ever see that video the guy

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who feels his he fills his computer
with beans and he and he gets so

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long, Chris, I have not
mentioned this video in ages no, but

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you for when you first saw it, you would not like you came into

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my room like, dude, have
you seen this? And you were like,

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dude, I was just enamored by
It's like, this is food,

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this is beans. You were like, you've never That was the peak of

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I think that was the first moment
you realize what funny really is and you

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were like, I just I appreciated
the patience that was being displayed for this

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man who this man was convinced didn't
understand what beans were. I think that

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was like a very It's like an
eye opening moment for me. But uh,

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that's that's what that as me.
I was like, this is cake,

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this is food, this this is
an aliens, this is cake.

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But uh anyway, yeah, we'll
fucking before we hit a question, I

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want you guys to view something in
a chat. I'm about to put it

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in. I don't think I know
Chris, you haven't seen this. I

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asked you before we start recording.
Uh, this has to do with golf,

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and this is one of the it's
the this is real, Okay,

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I want to seen this. We're
gonna put this in the episode. I

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have course, it's gonna probably context. Yeah, of course. So it's

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Scooter McGavin. Why you always tried
carefully when you interact with solo golfers on

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the on the course. Yeah,
and I just thought it was just gonna

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be some dickhead whatever. But uh, I was pleasantly surprised. I will

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say, just you just you have
no idea where this is gonna turn into

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grizz You have no idea. He
he looks, he looks a little upset.

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So yeah, he's he's a little
bit bad. He's a wee bit

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tossed. I'm just waiting, I
just waiting waiting before is it is?

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Again? Is it? He's reaching
the crescendo? I think, yo,

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Yo, he's been heaven twice.
Bro Yo, what the fuck? He

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looks so not threatening? That's he
took a shirt off. I was expecting

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like like I was expecting like a
like a like a jacked gorilla of a

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person. And it's just it's it's
a regular guy. It's just some normal

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It's a normal guy. It's some
fella. Yo. Why that's such like

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that's been heaven zero to one hundred. He's been having twice to us,

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you gotta watch out. He's been
here two times, dude, How many

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times you've been to heaven zero to
one hundred? How many times have I

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been to heaven? Is that he
just has heaven twice? He said,

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Bro, Yeah, this dude,
this dude has fought God essentially. I

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think. I think that's what he's
going to say, and fought God and

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he won both times. That's a
I don't know, man, I don't

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know. I don't God, you
knocked him out like like, oh,

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I've got to feel pretty empowering,
punk ass bitch, punk ass black bitch.

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I just I don't understand golf at
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a premise. I don't get the
point. I don't get what's fun about

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it. You don't get God in
it, all of it. Yeah,

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I don't. I don't get golf
at all. Oh, I don't get

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I don't get golf at all.
It's just a chill experience. It's just

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it's just really common, you know
what it really it's it's an ex escape

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from reality. That's what I've that's
what i've I've I've realized because it's not

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for me, because you know,
escape from reality for me is really just

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a nice podcast and a good like
RPG or something yeah, exactly. But

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yeah, golf, I see for
people that probably aren't into gaming or whatever,

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that's what they It's people that just
go off and they pretend they're on

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an adventure. They're just hitting a
ball and they're driving, they're drinking,

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they're fucking with all of their you
know, boys that hate their wives or

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significant others and shit, it's like
a it's a it's it's yeah, you

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know what you're you know the type
of people that good six minutes of pus

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six minutes. I don't know why, but that sounds like a It sounds

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like an album, like A that
sounds like that sounds like something significant.

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Six minutes of pussy like it like
like the Matchbox twenty would have had that

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as a fucking record back in the
Night twenty would not have had that as

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a record, would have about they
would Rob Thomas fought for that. I

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can't imagine Rob Thomas saying the word
pussy at all. That doesn't, that

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doesn't nothing. I could. I
don't know why. I was watching Always

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Sunny recently and I totally forgot there
was an episode where him and fucking Sinbad

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are just in a mental asylum.
Someone almost raped down people. The cameos

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that they have on there are so
fucking like bizarre, like this, oh

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they're they're oh, they were selling
the fight milk and then fucking h the

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actual UFC fighters and Dana White the
present were on the fucking show, and

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I'm like, this is so bizarre. They were literally shitting their pants to

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cut weight and drinking the fight milk
so good, drinking fight milk, fight

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milk, and then have like a
bird with fucking arms on. Yeah,

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yeah, dude, you know,
fight milk, fight milk is might be

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one of the funniest words that I've
ever heard in my life. Always always

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sunny Philadelphia is so good that even
that the most recent season is actually pretty

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good too. I'm not caught up. Actually, I you know, I

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have a season, the season,
but the previous season before this one was

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like it was like I didn't really
care that much for it, but you

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like the CG Monkey. What the
fuck? I don't even remember that.

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I am so not caught up that
last season, the season that's airing right

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now before that was a CG monkey. It was a random CG monkey in

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it. Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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wait wait wait wait, wait,
wait wait, wait into it. Okay,

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Yeah, I'll I guess I'll catch
up. I was saying it was

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the season before this one, not
the Ireland one. The Ireland one is

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two seasons ago. Now, oh, I'm really fucking far behind then.

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I don't know whatever, I just
hear things. But you know, the

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last season I saw was probably in
like twenty eighteen or two nineteen, very

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behind. Yeah, it was just
more because I was watching on I would

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usually watch on Hulu after it would
come out, and I haven't had Hulu

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for a very long time except for
recently. I signed back up for it

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because it was like Disney Plus and
Hulu for like five bucks or some shit.

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It was crazy like deal like that. I'm like, yeah, I

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got rid of a lot of shit. Dude, bro, did you notice?

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Okay, So everybody real quick and
getting the questions, so like so

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student loans and uh, and you're
gonna be allowed to be evicted and shit,

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like basically next month essentially everything's gonna
be lifted and if your poor yers

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essentially fucked, you know, and
on top of that, it's like insulted

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injury. All of these fucking streaming
platforms just raised all their prices to two

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to three dollars or the same fucking
time. And I'm like, how fucking

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evil is that when people need to
break the most, when a bunch of

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people are probably gonna get evicted,
a bunch of people gonna start going into

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debt because then start paying the student
loans again that I you know, let's

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tack on some extra shit that's spotify, So sad bro counts a lot of

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shitube, what's this way? What's
the student loan thing? And actually it's

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like student loans run pause, like
there's so now they're gonna like they're gonna

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start like having to pay again.
So a bunch of people now are gonna

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have this fat fucking bill that's like
a car payment or whatever. It's gonna

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start being on their on their plate
again and hopefully they made room for it.

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But you know, humans, they
usually don't. Yeah, people aren't

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responsible. It's like you adjust on
the fly, like to what you're used

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to, and now it's like even
ample amount of prep, it's like,

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fuck you many even even even with
even with the predatory nature of all right

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you sorry, Yeah, I was
just saying, like, even with the

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predatory nature of like what the student
loans are you know, Like it's just

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like people aren't people also aren't responsible, you know what I mean. It's

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like every everyone is not. This
is not set up for human beings.

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It's it's just not a good system
at all. But I'm glad I don't

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have any student loans. Jesus Christo, me too. Man. I don't

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know why you, Sweeney, you
got something. You fucked a bit,

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bro. I was gonna when I
was into my final year, I would

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have to loans, and I was
like, I'm just to take a break,

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take a break, and I haven't
went back yet. Yeah. So

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when I become a nurse, hey
man, we're gonna we're gonna start making

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we'renna start making a fucking like ten
twenty km and become a nurse. I'll

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go become a nurse immediately. And
I'm like, perfect, did you look

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into sorry, sorry, did you
look into that company that like fucked over

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a bunch of podcasts? I forgot
what their name is, but uh,

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Philip the Frankel mentioned they had,
Uh, who's that guy from Louisiana with

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the rat King? I can't remember
his name? The rat from me?

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What the fuck are you talking?
Oh? Okay, So that's like a

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it's like this, he looks like
a fucking rag. Somebody calls him the

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rat king. I forgot and so
he's like from Louisiana's like, this is

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that fucking guy anyway, him Brendan
Shob and all these other people like this

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guy, Jim Cornette, this wrestling
dude. They were all under this one

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organization, this podcast network, and
that podcast network was shelling out six fucking

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figures easily per month kind of a
thing. And they got to the point

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where the guy that owned it started
making way too big of promises, and

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then when they had to adjust for
things, they started paying new and people

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that were coming in and stopped paying
other people. So other people were being

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owed hundreds of thousands or seven figures, and motherfucker was taking all these rich

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lavist vacations and shit. So it
was like, it's a huge controversy.

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But my main point was what the
fuck, Like, how the fuck do

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we get on these guypa networks?
And I don't mean to get that much,

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but at least even fucking twenty five
percent of that or yeah, fraction,

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I'm like, what the that's crazy
money. Those motherfuckers will make you

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way too much money. Well,
you know, be good for them.

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But but I'm just I started doing
dumb shit immediately. Bro, my dude,

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bullshit alarm, We'll go off instantly, and I'm I'm gonna start using

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drugs. Do I feel like we
just have to like pretend if we just

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pretend, like say, say we
had conversations right about uh me returning in

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the area and then us doing some
some type of live thing, right,

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uh not live, you know what
I mean, in person. Yeah,

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And the one thing that I was
thinking of was, all right, we

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have to let's just pretend. I
don't know, just like we're fucking not.

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It's just it's implied that we're veteran
LA comics. It's just it's just

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it's just implied. Yeah, we
should absolutely, That's that is such a

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fucking funny idea, Like we'll just
meet in person. Well, we'll do

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the show in person, Like uh, well, I was gonna say,

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like we did initially, but like
we did, but that didn't matter to

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you guys watching because we didn't have
video at that time. But like,

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we'll do it in person and we'll
set it up exactly the same and we'll

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talk about we'll talk about sets that
we did that never happened, that never

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like dude, and then like it
would be like the like this this post

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has left the target audience type deal
where it's like our our audience would like

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the in on it. It's like
these guys are pretending to be like gods.

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And then it would like exit at
some point and then they'd be like,

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who are these comedians so fucking I've
never seen Rogan and all of them

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like that with like at their fucking
show like that, like they thinking for

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years, man, they've been going
through the church. They really there's a

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possibility that motherfucker would do that.
Because that he was like, oh,

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I know two different times he was
like, I know somebody that knows somebody

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that has seen the cat litter boxes
in the schools. I know someone that

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they're shoving the tampons up their ass
with alcohol and stuff like these like urban

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legend kind of things. These urban
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is real. I've seen a very
small number of people actually talking about that

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online. But as far as is
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up as like a new thing,
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So this was like maybe four years
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He was like, oh, this
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brought it up as if it's like
a phenomenon. Were sure, I'll say,

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here's the thing. There's probably a
handful of just complete dummies that did

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that. But most people, if
they have access to alcohol, they just

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put in a sprite bottle, right, and then they just so the idea

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of it being an epidemic is heard
of, it's just and then so then

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like long story short, my point
being, he's a couple of times and

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he at least he admitted to the
the cat litter thing that that didn't happen.

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And it's hilarious that he said that
he knows someone that did it.

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So he is a minute that he
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but he did. So I think
we could guess light him into thinking we've

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opened up for him at some point. Oh my god, can you imagine

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I open Yeah, I opened up
for you in Chicago, and he's surely

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been to Chicago, so like it
would just be I can't remember that.

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I think I remember that we're on
we are on a path to being blacklisted

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from every industry. No, but
we're break though. We're really good,

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like we lie our in but we're
fucking good. We're you know, No,

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no, oh my god, you
don't be so good. You don't

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be so good. If if,
oh my god, if we got like

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if we filmed like a fake special
right where we had where we would we

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would go up on stage and we
filled we filled the room with just like

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our audience member, it's just our
fans due we just and we would just

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tell them, listen, this is
not going to be funny at all.

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We're going to be saying nothing.
We're going to be saying genuinely nothing,

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no jokes at all. There's gonna
be a lot of silence. We need

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you to laugh as if it's the
funniest thing you've ever heard, dude.

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And then just like we have stayed
well we like on stage, you'll be

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like so Mexican aliens are Southern Mexican. I think this laughter, fucking bashing,

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fucking the ground, slapping their knees. People literally left the bloody and

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the floor and just could and then
like convincing because you know there's going to

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be some people in the audience some
people outside of the audience who see that

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video who are susceptible enough to that
where it's like they see other people laughing,

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so they're gonna be like, dude, this is hilarious, We're gonna

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do that. The really should've ever
seen people people following just because everybody else

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are doing it. One man,
I've always I've always wanted a gaslight millions

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you you have no idea, how
fucking you have no idea? How much

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we need to do this like we
do this little happens? Is this right?

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This is funny, this is fun
right, this will make us money

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at first we'll get to those places
that's funny. No no, no,

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no, no no the day no
no. This to me is about like

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I would, I just love the
idea of this happening, and like us

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doing a special that is objectively unfunny, being filled with laughter, like top

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to bottom, front to back,
fucking killing, murdering it, going online

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with no context, comedians seeing it, and then just having to like having

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to deal with that, having to
come to terms of that. It's like,

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what what is this talentless bullshit?
And why is it so? Why

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don't even have to have a laughing
so hard, like they're laughing saying anything

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because they because they wouldn't watch this, you know what I mean, Like

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they wouldn't watch this episode to find
this plan being hatched. Yeah yeah,

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yeah, like research. I'm want
to start off, so I say we

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should do it like uh, like
we each have five ten minutes whatever we

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we're just doing, like yeah,
we just then and then so we just

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go on. We have somebody,
we gotta find somebody to introduce or we

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either introduce ourselves or we just have
somebody there as a guest to introduce us

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on the stage, so it looks
like a legit like special and I just

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I'm gonna start off. I'm gonna
just do a couple of I want to

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do just a little few references here
there, like uh, like what's his

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name Brendan Shob where he's like dicey
dicey, like that's this thing that's his

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catchphrase. And I want to have
people lose their minds like crying. I

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want to be like, hey,
guys, guys, when I get on

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stage, get your fucking vizzline or
whatever you're ship ready and put that shit

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in your eyes because I'm gonna say
a joke and then I want the camera

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to pan to the armies. I
want to see them crying like it's so

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funny, and people are gonna be
like what I'm gonna I can't. I'm

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gonna go up there and I'm gonna
say fucking deepity and then they're gonna lose

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their shit. I just want to
say slurs on I want to say slurs

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in front of thousands of people on
the left. Your whole, your whole

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set, your whole ten minutes is
just you saying slurs with no punchlines,

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no setups, no nothing, and
people laughing and me just is basking it,

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dude. Just so women saw a
woman. I saw a woman on

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the street the other they dumb cunt, fucking stupid bitch. I saw a

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dog by a car. I want
to fucking fucking losing their ship. What's

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laugh it? Bro? People people
are fucking people are literally they're gonna be

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joker laughing. Yeah, yeah,
they're gonna be laughing. It's crazy.

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I love, yeah, just missing
things like that when we're on the fly.

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But yeah, like look if holding
you laugh like a fucking maniac,

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dude, who you look like a
regular dude? Man, that's crazy.

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No, no, no, no, no, that's bullshit. He has

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not had to say he's never laughed
the same twice. It is upsetting.

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You have a lot of different laughs. Yeah, I'm going for how many

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years now, like seven years or
something. Seven years I have experienced he's

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experienced. Cristal obviously has experienced way
more. So I completely believe him.

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But I have experienced some very unique
laughters from you. Even you get into

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a mode where you get giggly and
it's like it's like setting. It's I'm

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like, why are you like like
it's it's like it's like it's like you

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have a load and you like you
have like different It's it's like you're swapping

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like Borderland skill trees to like a
quick different laughs. It's like this today,

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well today we're gonna go with So
when I'm so when there's something's ridiculous,

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when something is like really really really
funny, I have a very loud

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panic laugh, like when something's true
hilarious, like Derek when we were talking

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about the guy drinking piss in the
canister in the movie. That laugh.

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That laugh, it's my truest laugh. That's when I'm genuinely laughing. My

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heartest, Listen, The point is. The point is we've got to figure

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out we've got to figure out a
way to get this going. We gotta

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gotta do it. A good idea, but I'm down for it. I

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think it's I think I not only
do I think it's the opposite of a

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bad idea. I think it's the
best idea any of us have ever had.

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I think it's such a good idea
it's unreal. But yeah, well

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we'll figure out a way to do
it once once Derek is out here.

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We got we have to absolutely do
that because that's too good on board.

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Also, quick thing before we get
into questions, Uh did that we got

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some So I don't know if this
is our fault or if it's YouTube's fault.

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The last episode was in like three
forty p I don't know what the

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fuck up with that. Honestly,
it's I feel like it's just YouTube sucking

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up. It was three about that. It was because we didn't do anything

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differently did we know? So it
was definitely YouTube. So YouTube, and

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I noticed that in the in the
beginning. I saw I was like,

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oh, it's weird because usually as
soon as it's as soon as it's processed,

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I'll just publish it. But I
saw that it was saying HD's taking

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longer than usual. I'm like,
oh, it's bizarre. It said it

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was gonna take thirty three minutes,
and so I was like, oh,

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fuck it, I'll just schedule it
for the next hour. And then the

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next hour came and did no.
People were saying they're having trouble opening it.

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One of our one of our listeners
or viewers, thought that it might

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have been the because of the thumbnail, because it's the it's the thumbnail,

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and I want to be clear,
I did not make this. I want

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to be clear. So the thumbnail
is you've seen this before. It's it's

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Biden putting the gun in that old
woman's mouth. Perfect like you've seen that

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before, like where it's it's just
the because it's the photo. It's the

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the original photo is okay, Yeah, Biden looking like really angry. He's

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pointing at this old lady like angrily, and somebody photoshopped a gun and put

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it and it's in her mouth and
it looks fucking real. That looks so

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real, dude, real, and
so I use that. Yeah, So

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yeah, somebody thought maybe that was
fucking things up or whatever. But no,

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I was like, the the episode
was everything was okay as usual.

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So as of right now, it's
it's fine. Yeah, it's h d

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everything's good. Yeah, everything everything
should be good. We don't know what

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the Android thing the issues and honestly, dude, like we make the podcast,

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we were at the whims of of
the platform holders. Unfortunately. Uh,

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Patroon's not having any problems though,
so that's good, yeah, or

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the or the RSS feed, So
if you want to, you know,

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just get that in right. You
always have like a backup. Somebody I

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did see somebody say I had to
watch I had to listen on on Spotify,

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and I'm like, that's a great
fucking option. Yeah, it's good

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anyway, if you want to your
ugly ast faces, you know, let's

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move on to uh, move on
to some some of our audience questions.

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Nothing none. Uh cop shoots Pomradian
out of fear that it's Dick is bigger

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than his road, and he says, bonjour, Fester Gomez and cousin it.

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What's a cultural moment that seemed life
changing when you were a kid,

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even though it seems stupid now?
I cried when Zane left one direction.

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In my defense, I was twelve. It's so funny. What was that?

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Like? Are you a boy or
a girl? WHOA? I want

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to know that for sure, because
it's funnier if it's a boy, it's

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funny er. Yeah, it's funny. For me. It was a moment

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that I really thought was like,
oh, it is unbelievable. Uh,

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he's really made a song with some
country music star one time, and I

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was like, damn, we finally
lost old old time road or old time

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maybe or along it. Maybe you
want to roll my windows down and cruise.

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And I was like, yeah,
what the fuck is that? It

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finally got us? I mean,
in his defense, he is from fucking

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Missouri at least swis. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just to be fair,

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he's from the fucking South, where
I'm sure every white person he passed by

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in a truck was blaring that music. So some of it had to rubuff

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on him. You know, Oh
my exes are stringing up, you know,

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the top of babel. I don't
know if I can think of anything

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like this, honestly, Like,
I don't know. I think I remember

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cultural huh yeah, like a big
deal, but not really I guess,

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yeah, yeah, I can.
I can't think. I guess. There

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are some things that are certain that
that were a big deal that weren't really,

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but not in like a stupid way, like Zane leaving one direction.

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Like I remember, like when Robin
Williams died, that was like a huge

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deal to me. You have my
job. I wasn't there that day.

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That's right. I was at your
I was at this. I was like,

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yeah, that's right. I was
at the Starbucks. I remember because

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we sweet. I can't remember if
we if. I know, yeah,

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I saw it on my Facebook because
I think Paul, our friend Paul,

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had had posted something on Facebook about
like, oh man, rest of peace,

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Rob Williams. I was like,
and I was with my friend Gabby

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there at the Starbucks that you worked
at. You weren't there. It was

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like nighttime. We were getting a
cake to throw at a friend of ours

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house. Don't ask questions. Uh, it's really boring up where we lived,

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so we had to make our own
fun. And we were sitting there

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and I read it out loud.
It's like, oh my god, Robin

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Williams died. And everyone in the
Starbucks turned and they said what so I've

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ruined that, like eascally, like
I brought the mood and that Starbucks so

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fascinated vibe, but I assassinated that
vibe like like like no one's fucking business

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man, you know what. I
had a similar experience like that on the

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way to do a podcast with you
guys, when now this is I wouldn't

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say this is my Yeah, I
remember this. Yeah, it's not because

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I feel like his death is significant, uh, but like yeah, that

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was I was. I was in
dunkin Donuts. I was in don Donuts

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and then literally the workers and people
that were in there were all like what

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the fuck? The motherfucker was like
forty one, So you're like extra weird

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that I don't know, like I
was in I was in school. I

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was in like summer classes, like
you know, like just chilling. Was

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it? Did you come in?
No, Diday he died. You weren't

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coming to my house. You weren't
coming to our house? Were you?

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No? He was absolutely no.
We we used to record on No.

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Afterwards, I went to Lily's house, you guys, remember what was you

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guys? I went to Lily's house
afterwards, and I was just like god,

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damn, I was so sad.
I was so wonder episode dude.

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I wonder what number episode that is, because you could probably go back and

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listen to that in real time at
this point, because it's like that that

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you genuinely was like you showed up
and you were just so dejected. You

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were like fucking Kobe Bryant's dead man. Bro. On the drive home,

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I was like, really fucking like
bombs. I was like, holy shit.

405
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:41.319
And then of course I'm on fucking
Twitter and I'm seeing, uh,

406
00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:45.200
some dude a boast. What was
it? I think Modern Warfare one where

407
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:48.680
the guys like trapped in the helicopter
and he's like Vernigan ship. I'm like,

408
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:56.400
come on, dude, bro,
there's no respect anymore. There's there's

409
00:29:56.480 --> 00:30:00.799
no sac On Twitter. If I
posted my ground, my diet, somebody

410
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:03.200
will be like that's unfortunate, and
they'll post a video of that kid begging.

411
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.599
That voice line was like his grandma, And it is the most terrible

412
00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:11.039
thing. No, to be fair, to be fair, the way that

413
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:15.839
we treated the smash mouth singer,
I feel like we're doing okay down I'm

414
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:19.759
the grave. Alright, alright,
alright, alright, alright, right,

415
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:26.160
let's not let's not you're we're we
can't repeat my body has gone cold.

416
00:30:27.559 --> 00:30:37.039
I can't wait till live fucking decome. Oh say that's the same punchline.

417
00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:42.200
My body is getting my body's getting
cold is pretty good. It's like,

418
00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:45.880
answer it should we do that?
Is it too soon to do that?

419
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:48.759
It's way too soon. We need
I think we need a little bit more

420
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:52.480
time. Stop that. We shouldn't
be doing what we're doing right now.

421
00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:59.279
Dude, we probably shouldn't do it
ever. Actually, I mean, I'll

422
00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:02.359
give a year. How about a
year, we'll revisit in the okay,

423
00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:07.079
okay, okay listeners, remind us
in a year, and then remind us

424
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:11.799
in exactly one year from today.
September twenty September twenty second, twenty twenty

425
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.039
three September twenty two, twenty twenty
four, also known as the release state,

426
00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:19.480
uh, the official release state of
Halo three dst in two thousand and

427
00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:25.319
nine. But let's uh, let's
get into some Oh but I forgot to

428
00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:29.319
mention this. There's this guy named
Douchebag, the legendary who's been who's been

429
00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:33.880
uploading some really dope clip compilations.
Uh, you should definitely check that guy

430
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.839
out he's doing doing the lords,
doing the Lord's work, doing looking saying

431
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:41.160
that because I kept forgetting, I
kept forgetting too, but I wanted to

432
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:44.200
I wanted to make a note.
I was just scrolling because I was looking

433
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:47.680
for the Kanye or not the Kanye
of the Kobe Bryant episode, and it

434
00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:48.680
showed it showed up, and I
was like, yes, that's great,

435
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:52.640
dude, fantastic, because I would
have forgot again. I would have forgot

436
00:31:52.640 --> 00:32:00.000
again into totally sorry. Douchebago his
name on YouTube, Douchebag the legendary specifically,

437
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:05.920
so over there's one hundred videos right
and those motherfucker's hustling. He's hustling

438
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:07.960
for us man doing what we should
have done. Bro, Guys, we

439
00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:13.640
made a clip channel I think a
year ago. Yeah, nothing on it

440
00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:21.599
and there's zero videos zero. I
was thinking of like I was thinking,

441
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:22.599
I was thinking, I was.
I was talking to him about it.

442
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:25.640
Uhally, it's like when we when
we have a better idea of like how

443
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:30.119
we'll settle, because we're still in
this we're still in this picture on boom

444
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:32.440
right now with with getting used to
this this new cycle of uploads, we're

445
00:32:32.440 --> 00:32:35.559
doing two episodes a week, it's
been a boon for us, it's been

446
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:39.279
great for everybody, but we we
want to make sure we've got enough to

447
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:43.279
spread it because we don't I don't
know, I'm I'm not. I don't

448
00:32:43.319 --> 00:32:45.440
want to pay people badly, you
know what I mean, Like that happens.

449
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:50.240
That happens too much in h in
our sphere a lot. Like I

450
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:55.039
remember that famous leafy thing where he's
twenty dollars okay, And I really I

451
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:58.599
feel really strongly about that, to
the point where like I won't pay somebody

452
00:32:58.680 --> 00:33:01.960
unless I can afford to pay them
very well. Uh. And so we're

453
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:05.559
we're trying to get to that point. But he's he's doing a he's doing

454
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:08.039
a good job. I'd say,
I'd say, like within the next few

455
00:33:08.039 --> 00:33:13.079
months, we'll have some better idea
of like how will we'll look at him

456
00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:15.480
on board in some way. But
because he's he's really he's hustling man,

457
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:19.000
and he's doing a great job,
and we really appreciate it making us look

458
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:23.079
really good in these in these clip
compilations. But the first one, the

459
00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:27.119
first one I see the photos the
Stark Tank highlights Walt Junior is a bigoted

460
00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:31.359
and cell which I knew would be. That's a a clip. That's a

461
00:33:31.400 --> 00:33:37.079
great that's a great one. So
shout out to him. Yeah, moving

462
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:42.240
on, x Chino Diablo x X
wrote in he says, hello four Eyes,

463
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:51.720
Mongolian throat singer and homunculous. I
can't do that. I can't do

464
00:33:51.799 --> 00:34:00.880
that ship. Oh those guys are
like amazing, amazing audio experience. He

465
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:07.640
says, Please excuse the early two
thousands asked, you just disturbed a Mongolian

466
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:12.880
throat sound? Please please excuse,
Please excuse the early two thousands asked us

467
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.440
her name. I have had it
since that time period and have been too

468
00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:20.119
lazy to change it. Was just
curious when we the people could expect the

469
00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:22.880
full version of Down with the Dickness
would be released, since we said I've

470
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:25.920
been excited about it since I heard
the extram before it. Well, listen,

471
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:28.920
you got to build some hype,
you know what I mean. You

472
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:31.480
can't just like put the episode out
and then honestly, we've just keep I

473
00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:37.079
keep forgetting. But so I have
time now though, Thank fucking Christ,

474
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:40.360
so I could get this. I
could probably get this vocal track done tonight.

475
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:45.119
Okay, tell you what, tell
you what? Uh? So I

476
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:49.079
was going to just because I recorded
the entire song already. Oh you did

477
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.199
it? Oh cool? I record
the entire song fucking months ago. He's

478
00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:57.119
been sitting in the chamber like a
cyanide tablet. I I've followed up with

479
00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:59.719
you guys a few times and have
all known. Yeah yeah, I was

480
00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:00.320
like, but I was like,
fucking I'm gonna do it, But then

481
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:05.440
I it's on my laptop, and
I keep forgetting to just go to my

482
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:07.639
laptop and transfer it. So that's
the thing that has stopped me from doing

483
00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:13.599
it. So okay, okay,
I'm gonna ask you guys right now,

484
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:17.360
do you think you'll actually do it? Or should I just fucking release it

485
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:22.000
myself? Should yourself? Okay?
I just want to realize yourself because I

486
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:23.920
was like, I'll wait, but
then I'm like, I don't want to

487
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:28.280
fucking I was like, I'll do
it. Yeah okay, I can't.

488
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:30.960
Yeah yeah, whatever. That's if
if it's already done, like if every

489
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:36.159
guys, I'll happily do it.
But if you guys, you guys,

490
00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:38.519
everybody has to be involved. No, he won't, no, he won't

491
00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:40.679
do if you if this no no
no no no no no no no no

492
00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:45.440
no, I don't do it.
Hold no, no, no, it

493
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:47.440
wasn't done and I didn't do it. Hold on. If you guys are

494
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:50.960
like I'm gonna record it, I'm
like, all right, I guess I

495
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:53.719
have something to say. I have
something. I I have something to say.

496
00:35:54.360 --> 00:36:01.639
Almost every fucking time that we we
meet to record, it's always Kingston

497
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:06.000
in the morning being like you guys
ready to go, and we're all like

498
00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:08.960
all right, man, sure,
and then Derek's Derek will have someone's like,

499
00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:13.400
yeah, I'll be ready in fifteen. Fifteen will pass. I will

500
00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:16.800
be in this fucking riverside, and
then Derek will come. And then you

501
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:21.719
are always the last, yes,
even though you're the first fucking person yes,

502
00:36:21.760 --> 00:36:23.000
because I'm the one. I'm the
one that shoots it up and I'm

503
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:24.920
waiting for somebody to give me a
response, and I'm like, all right,

504
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:29.760
cool. And I show up last
because I'm make because after everybody's there,

505
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:31.719
I'll make sure I get their last. That's it. No, Everyone's

506
00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:36.199
like I'm I'm the final piece.
I show up at the end and I'm

507
00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:37.840
like, all right, cool,
not that everyone is here. I gave

508
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:42.400
everybody ample time to not be here. I'm gonna I'm gonna put nair in

509
00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:46.199
your toothpaste. That's gonna do nothing
to me. That's gonna strengthen my tongue.

510
00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:52.880
That's gonna give me a stiff tongue. That's anyway. So that's so,

511
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:55.280
I mean, down with the diickness
is done? All right, I'll

512
00:36:55.519 --> 00:37:00.960
get ready for that soon. I'll
drop it. Uh. I promise it'll

513
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:07.960
be out tomorrow. If you're watching
this in video format, no, because

514
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:09.320
I don't want to drop it too. Okay, Tuesday, it'll be out

515
00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:14.800
to whatever date Tuesday is. It'll
be out soon. Yes, I'm gonna

516
00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:17.960
drop it on whatever Tuesday is.
I don't know. I just because I

517
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:22.159
recorded the well, I recorded the
entire thing. It just needs to be

518
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:25.599
slightly mixed. Like it's not even
crazy. I just hope it actually sounds

519
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:30.119
good because I haven't listened to the
raw audio, but I'm sure it's ample

520
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:35.840
for this fucking day. Yeah,
I mean yeah, come on, Oh

521
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:38.639
man, Jesus Christ, thank you
for thank you for the rideing U Chino

522
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:47.280
Blade Chino Blade Chronicles up, Papa, Let's see, let's see. Wait

523
00:37:47.320 --> 00:37:52.119
what is this? What? Wait? Wait? Hold on the Snark Tank,

524
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.559
the stark Tank's favorite wrestler whose coach
still hates you. Ganda knuckles Uh

525
00:37:55.679 --> 00:38:00.679
wrote it, and he says heyo
after heio guys. After ce Punk had

526
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:04.960
a colossal meltdown backstage at a e
W. I wanted to know what is

527
00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:07.119
the most intense public freak out any
of you, any you three as we

528
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:12.199
have witnessed. In addition to that, if you have had any infamous if

529
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:16.800
you have had any infamous any and
wait, what is this sentence is trying?

530
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:22.000
We've ever had meltdown? In addition
to that, if you had to

531
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:28.360
have an infamous public freak out,
what would you do somewhere? Yeah,

532
00:38:28.519 --> 00:38:32.400
viagra, make sure you're like completely, I would have I would make my

533
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:37.159
famous Rhino pills and waffles breakfast,
and I would and I would run through

534
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:44.599
the streets with a fucking you know, you know, a rod there going

535
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:51.639
on. My famous my famous because
I'm known for this, my famous rhino

536
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:54.599
you my famous Rhino pills and waffles. I want to take a bunch of

537
00:38:54.639 --> 00:39:00.960
those pills and then just lay down, just keep passing out because all the

538
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:09.440
blood leaves my mind. Just stay
hard, like it's crazy. It's crazy

539
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:13.440
to me that they sell that at
gas stations. Yeah, one time,

540
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:17.559
So me and my friend we have
the same experience because one time, this

541
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:22.119
was in twenty twelve. I was
like, fuck it, I'm gonna see,

542
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:23.599
like I just want to see.
I just want to know if these

543
00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:31.119
are if they do anything. So
I was very scared because my eyesight there

544
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:37.599
was like this weird white after like
if you moved too suddenly there was like

545
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:42.159
motion blur, but it was white
or like a flashbang effect and like a

546
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:44.360
call duty or something. I guess, so yeah, and it was like,

547
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:46.079
what the fuck's wrong with my vision? So I was kind of scared,

548
00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:50.760
too, scared to be like like
fucking like my oh, like ready

549
00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:53.880
to go because obviously I took some
ship that who knows, God knows what's

550
00:39:53.880 --> 00:39:59.320
in it. And my friend at
one point he did that like years later

551
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:01.039
and he said at the same fucking
effect. And then my thought was,

552
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:07.400
how are these still being sold like
these? Is this just like a normal

553
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:09.280
light? Like shouldn't at least say
it on the package that your eyesight's gonna

554
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:13.280
be fucked? And then but you're
good to go, I guess. But

555
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:15.840
so I just recommend don't take uh. I guess it doesn't need to be

556
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:22.440
stated, but still don't don't do
it him and immediately I guess. I

557
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:27.840
mean, have you guys fucking tried
gas station boner bills? No? No,

558
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:30.239
Yeah, it's more of a like
so like it to me, it's

559
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:34.519
always curiosity I have. There used
to be a thing called it was before

560
00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:37.480
extends. There was one called Insight. It was called Insight, and there

561
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:42.039
was that smiling Bob nigga that would
he was like always smiling Bob as Wood

562
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:45.079
or some shit it was. It
was stupid as fuck. And the sample

563
00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:47.239
pack A need to do is paid
shipping, so they would send you a

564
00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:52.519
thirty day supply and I was I
kind of bitched out. I like nibbled

565
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:54.239
on one and I was scared.
And then so I just gave it to

566
00:40:54.280 --> 00:41:00.280
my friends. I like, you
like a fucking rabbit and got scared.

567
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:04.559
I was like, I was like, I don't know what you know.

568
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:13.800
These things are not obviously they're not
FDA approved those anything. It's crazy.

569
00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:21.079
Yeah, just look you can just
do like you can just do uh the

570
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:28.159
like because now the chemicals to dollaphin
and and whatever the other one the sialis

571
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:30.440
and and what's the other one called
vagra those care. You can get them

572
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:35.639
over the counter now, or you
can just get them on a like blue

573
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:38.360
Chow. Fucking hey sponsors blue Chow. I would fucking try blue Choo if

574
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:42.599
they, if they sponsored sponsored us, would I'm gonna take a bunch of

575
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.599
those pills and then I'm gonna get
a pocket pussy and break it. I'm

576
00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:50.960
going to take you want to,
like, yeah, one of each,

577
00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:52.159
because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
do that to my girlfriend. I don't

578
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:54.119
gonna do it to my wife.
I don't want to kill my wife,

579
00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:57.599
you know. I don't want my
wife to be afraid to sleep with me

580
00:41:57.639 --> 00:42:01.679
ever again, you know. But
I'm gonna get a to those and blow

581
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:07.000
that boy out. I don't know, man, If you don't pay money,

582
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:09.760
I would pay money for the opposite, Honestly, I would pay I

583
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:14.119
would pay money for a reverse boner
to make your pussy, to have a

584
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:24.360
pussy, to like, to make
your boner go. Get this free me

585
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:28.840
of this fucking plague. Man.
I got sick and I had like I

586
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:31.800
had real ed like actually not that
long ago. It was crazy real.

587
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:37.599
It was like I got I got
like just like something was I wasn't like

588
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:42.800
like like like oh flu sick or
whatever. I just something just my body

589
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:45.920
just crashed in a way that it
almost felt like, say, because I

590
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:49.920
felt good for like a week,
I was like, Yo, I've I've

591
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:52.159
had the most energy I've ever had. Then for some reason, it just

592
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.639
like just crashed. I was like
dead for it. And then I literally

593
00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:00.320
was like it was a fucking noodle. It was fun. It was terrifying.

594
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:04.559
It's not a good feeling if you
because you know where you're just like

595
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.599
I'm not into it, don't giveing
fuck. But this was like I'm gonna

596
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:14.440
try, I'm gonna focus. I'm
like they're like there's there's naked body parts

597
00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:17.599
right in front of me, and
my dick is the softest it could ever

598
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:22.599
be. And it was that's kind
of kind of like like fetty. It's

599
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.480
kind of it's kind of scary,
dude, because then in my mind was

600
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:28.920
just like, Yo, what if
this is it? What if? Like

601
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:30.400
what if what if it does?
Like like what if this? What if

602
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:35.039
this is the last boner I have? Like I'm what if I've done the

603
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:37.440
idea? The idea get ed is
so terrible to some people and for me,

604
00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:40.880
I'm just like, yo, whatever, man, I feel like if

605
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:45.400
you if if it's it sounds great
when you it's kind of like the grasses

606
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:49.199
greener thing. I think it really
comes down to that. It's like what

607
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.519
you have e D I feel like, what's I think? What's because I

608
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:54.679
think it's not you don't want ed, it's just you just don't want that

609
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:58.239
urge. I think you want to
you want the curse gone. It's like

610
00:43:58.280 --> 00:44:00.119
at bald people. It's it's like
this anything with bald things, where people

611
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:01.920
are like, I don't I wouldn't
mind being bald. And it's always the

612
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:08.800
people who have hair who say that
right talking about me again directly, like

613
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:12.480
personally, I mean, it's that's
It's just true. It's jack I say

614
00:44:12.519 --> 00:44:14.760
the same thing. It's like I
don't give a shit, Like whatever I

615
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:15.840
would say, I would say the
whole thing, and like I would be

616
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:17.360
like if I go ball, like
I don't give a shit, I'll just

617
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:21.360
shave my head and where I had
fucking who cares, but like I actually

618
00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:23.639
I wouldn't. You know, the
only reason I don't shave my head anymore

619
00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:32.320
is because my I think it's gay. I I've what is it I've I've

620
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:37.599
fluctuated and wait so much over the
like the past decade that my skin,

621
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:45.480
it's my skin. I have my
skin didn't it didn't it didn't retract enough

622
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:49.840
on my fucking head, so like
I have like are you talking about man?

623
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:54.280
I got loose head again? Literally, So look at check this out.

624
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:58.159
You know when you see like a
really fat person lose weight weight too

625
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:00.440
fast, the skin, say that
of your head's like a dog his neck.

626
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:06.480
It's brother. Have you ever seen
somebody in the back of her head

627
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:08.559
just have like fucking like wrinkles on
it. Yeah, I've seen that before.

628
00:45:08.920 --> 00:45:12.239
Like I didn't used to have that. I didn't used to have that.

629
00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:15.639
But then I think I got like
too big in like two thousand and

630
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:20.039
six or something that was just like
graduated high school. I had a lot

631
00:45:20.119 --> 00:45:23.119
of money and all I did was
just eat shit every day, to the

632
00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:25.679
point where my mom thought, I
think I might have said this before.

633
00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:29.280
She thought it was on drugs or
something, because the way that I was

634
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:31.400
sleeping was like I sounded like I
was like dying, I guess. So

635
00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:35.840
she would hear pass by my and
and she's like she's like, are you

636
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:38.239
good? And I'm like, no, I'm just I'm just eating way too

637
00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:42.239
much. Cason, do you remember
that? Do you remember it was a

638
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:47.880
Jalen's cousin who slept at dude,
this dude, this dude he so I

639
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:51.320
think it was. I think it
was Jalen's cousin if I remember your correct

640
00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:53.280
or like a friend of Jalen's or
something. But he came over to crash

641
00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:57.679
with us when we were living in
uh the apartment that we lived in when

642
00:45:57.679 --> 00:46:00.440
we first started the podcast. It
was it was the one on olive where

643
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:05.719
we record it in person, and
this dude I woke up in the middle

644
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:07.840
of the night to go get like
something to drink out of the kitchen,

645
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:13.039
and I thought sincerely that a fucking
lion or something was like in our apartment.

646
00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:16.840
It sounded so be still that like
I couldn't. I couldn't. I

647
00:46:16.880 --> 00:46:21.719
was like, that's not a if
that's a person, they're dying, yeah,

648
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:24.559
And it was like, very well, maybe because people would like sleep

649
00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:29.760
happy or appney or actually are killing
themselves slowly. Fucking good man, get

650
00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:35.119
the fuck out of here, man, it's too loud. Apparently I started

651
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:37.440
developed a sleep until the point I
started I started exercise. Like literally,

652
00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:39.719
I was like, oh, you
have to exercise, you gotta sleep at

653
00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:43.480
elevated point. I was like,
I bet And I literally amused by doing

654
00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:45.480
that and now I'm back to normal. Immediately, I was like, yeah,

655
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:51.840
i'ma do that. I think that's
what I'm kind of heading towards exactly.

656
00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:53.119
That's what you gotta I think that's
kind of where where I was at.

657
00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:57.519
But how do we get to this
sleepy shit? What was the question?

658
00:46:57.800 --> 00:47:02.920
There was something about fucking our public, public freak outs public the most

659
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:07.480
famous one dude. We'll say,
like, well, how about like personally,

660
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:10.159
I think any anything that we've like
so I remember specifically this very I

661
00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:15.360
love this memory because it's such a
it's such a core, it's a core

662
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:17.480
memory of how I think about the
Bronx. I was at a Burger King

663
00:47:19.400 --> 00:47:23.760
in on Mishula like by Gunhill Road
in the Bronxes. Like I think my

664
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:29.880
aunt took me, uh and we
were just getting food because but I don't

665
00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:30.920
know, I don't know if I
was just a kid in my taste buds

666
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:35.320
weren't good. But like I remember
really liking Burger King when I was a

667
00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:37.920
fucking kid, Like I don't know. There was something I fucking loved Burger

668
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:39.480
King, like like a lot,
and so I would go there. And

669
00:47:39.559 --> 00:47:44.320
then we were sitting and we were
eating, and this dude comes up to

670
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:49.519
the fucking counter and he's like,
Yo, my fries are dirty. I'm

671
00:47:49.559 --> 00:47:52.519
like, yo, what's going on? And I think I remember looking over

672
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:53.800
and it was it was you know
how like sometimes you get a fry with

673
00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:58.239
like a black burn on it.
Yeah, that's what he was talking about

674
00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:00.480
it. He was like, what's
this fucking dirt on my eyes? And

675
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:07.360
the woman was just like trying to
explain, and the dude like open hand

676
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:13.800
fucking slapped like everyone like, and
just crawled over the fucking thing and started

677
00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:15.639
breaking shit, started to flip it. Sha. I was like, Yo,

678
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:20.960
we gotta get the funk out of
here. Over a fucking black burn

679
00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:24.000
mark on a French fry from Burger
King. This is burking on my shula

680
00:48:24.039 --> 00:48:25.960
and the bronx. I bet,
I bet it's still there. I've been.

681
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:29.599
It's still home to the fucking craziest
fucking people in the world. I

682
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:31.239
never went back there again. I
ordered from there a lot, though,

683
00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:36.000
Yeah, I am there's a there
was a place that I feel like everybody

684
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:39.360
has a place that they went to
after they partied or a kickback or whatever.

685
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:43.519
There was that one place. Usually
it was twenty four hours, you

686
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:45.679
know. So ours was called a
mulcha sausa. And there was a couple

687
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:52.159
of them in our surrounding areas and
this one to Both of them were very

688
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:55.639
actually all of them, the all
of them were notorious for people getting fucked

689
00:48:55.679 --> 00:49:00.840
up this crazy fights, crazy fights, easy freakouts and everything. So there's

690
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:07.400
two things I want to mention.
One thing was there was this entitled dumb

691
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:13.840
bitch that I wanted to just I
wanted to stomp because she she came up

692
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:15.639
after we all ordered, and you
know, we all to wait. It

693
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:17.880
was a shitload of people there,
you know, and she's just like,

694
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:21.920
Yo, where the fuck's my food? Like where you can tell she's like

695
00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:23.679
in high school or some shit,
and she was going to the work is

696
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:27.840
like how hard is your job?
How fucking hard is your job? And

697
00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:30.519
I was like, I'm gonna fucking
smash the funk out of this white bitch,

698
00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:34.440
like she was so entitled, was
crazy, and so she actually ended

699
00:49:34.480 --> 00:49:37.360
up getting her food before us,
which was like, I can't believe they

700
00:49:37.559 --> 00:49:40.519
fucking gave in. I was so
angry because she was like yelling straight up,

701
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:46.920
and I hope she's dead now.
But that was probably That was probably

702
00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:50.920
one of the ones that irritated me
the most. I saw a bunch of

703
00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:53.119
fights that irritated me. Less dude, there was there was a fucking guy

704
00:49:53.400 --> 00:49:59.400
rolling up in a jeep playing racist
country music, saying the Internet at the

705
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.679
top of his lungs and looking at
me because he's just being antagonistic on purpose,

706
00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:06.280
like oh, I'm so edgy and
shit, and I'm just I'm laughing

707
00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:08.960
because of how fucking fake the whole
scenario looks, but it's happening right now.

708
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:12.079
I was like, this seems like
some fake, Like I don't know

709
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.880
if he's seen American History X.
It was like, there's the scene where

710
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:21.039
what's his name, Ethan Supply,
he's like driving in his van. He's

711
00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:23.199
like, my eyes are seeing the
glory of the trampoline at the zoo.

712
00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:27.840
We washed ourselves inwards blood, you
know, like just super racist song.

713
00:50:28.320 --> 00:50:31.280
And it was like that, and
I'm like, this is happening right now,

714
00:50:31.360 --> 00:50:35.559
Like this is this is this doesn't
shouldn't be real. In southern California.

715
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:42.440
It's always food, man, it's
food. That's very true. Crescendo,

716
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:45.719
And I just want to say that
they that this wasn't a freak out.

717
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:49.880
And I might have mentioned this before, but I'm there's not very many

718
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:52.880
black people in my in my in
my city, and so there was a

719
00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:55.159
black I had braids, and there
was a black eye. Guess that didn't

720
00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:59.639
go to my school with Dredd showed
up and beat the fuck out of somebody

721
00:50:59.719 --> 00:51:02.519
at the l and then all of
a sudden, I'm getting text messages.

722
00:51:02.599 --> 00:51:07.440
I'm home at one pm, one
am. Yo, dude, I heard

723
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:08.599
you just fuck somebody up. And
I'm like, what are you talking about?

724
00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:10.639
Like, yeah, you fuck somebody
up on Milka sauce. So I'm

725
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:13.679
like, bro, I'm fucking home, what do you what do you want

726
00:51:13.719 --> 00:51:16.519
about? I get a call two
days later some guy, Hey, I

727
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:19.480
know what you did. It was
like, I know what you did last

728
00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:22.440
Summer's I know what you did.
And I was like and I was like,

729
00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:24.519
who the fuck is this? So
I know what you did and I'm

730
00:51:24.519 --> 00:51:27.960
like, what the fuck did I
do? And it was to the point

731
00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:34.079
where the guy it was like,
I used fucking persuasion like I rolled because

732
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:37.679
he was like legitimately, like he
understood that I had no fucking clue he

733
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:39.760
was talking about. And he's like, oh, all right, and he

734
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:44.639
hung up. And then I realized, oh, my motherfucker was probably talking

735
00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:47.599
about that ship that I had no
part of. And there was just people

736
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:52.880
at my school saying spreading the shit
where I'm like, yeah, fucking Derek

737
00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:55.639
shattered some guy's fucking orbit, and
I'm like, what the fuck are you

738
00:51:55.679 --> 00:52:00.679
talking about? You guys getting it
for no reason. We're about to go

739
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:07.039
to jail and being prisoned for no
damn reason. Yeah, Pattiwagon, like,

740
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:10.239
yo, I was sleeping, dude. I cleared that shit up fast,

741
00:52:10.320 --> 00:52:14.280
bro, because of that very reason
that there's gonna be some type of

742
00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:15.480
retaliation. And I was like that. I was like, dude, that

743
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:19.760
was not I don't have fucking dreads
were talking about. I know you guys

744
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:22.480
can't tell a fucking difference, but
damn, I definitely fucked some guy when

745
00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:24.960
I went that dunkin doughnuts one time. She was saying like that to me,

746
00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:29.320
and I was like, you say
you fucked some guy? Wait,

747
00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:31.519
no, I said, funt I
did say, Okay, just makes just

748
00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:37.760
make it, said some raisings to
me. I dunk, and I definitely

749
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:57.719
fucked him. Such an unromantics,
such an unromantic place for that to happen.

750
00:52:59.239 --> 00:53:05.880
That sucks armed with racism. And
then like forty five minutes later,

751
00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:09.000
you guys are in embrace in a
bathroom because he just fucked. He fucked

752
00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:13.239
this ship out of you, and
now it is lying on his chest because

753
00:53:13.239 --> 00:53:19.760
he just fucking showed you the world. How many interracial gay porn scenes are

754
00:53:19.800 --> 00:53:22.280
like that? Though, you gotta
imagine that's probably gotta be like a handful.

755
00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:24.639
Well, I don't be watching gay
porn like that, so I don't

756
00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:27.840
know. I mean, I don't, I don't know, but I just

757
00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:31.760
imagine out of sure odds because the
whole thing, like because porn's like racist

758
00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:37.280
fuck in the beginning, like the
fact that there's even categories of like this

759
00:53:37.559 --> 00:53:40.079
is ebony, this is interracial,
Like what the fuck is this? You

760
00:53:40.119 --> 00:53:45.800
don't say that for anything else.
Backdoors four is a good video because they

761
00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:51.440
may backdoor They made backdoor ed word
Lovers one that's real, that's real,

762
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.280
three and four. So I had
to watch all three of them. I'd

763
00:53:54.320 --> 00:54:00.679
watched all my quadrilogy to the beginning. Wait did the novels? Wait?

764
00:54:00.679 --> 00:54:07.679
Wait, so these are like white
guys smashing black chicks. These are chicks

765
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:20.679
down the blade and then smash them
down the blade. They anyways good videos.

766
00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:24.719
Those guys get really humbled towards the
end. It's really crazy. Okay,

767
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:30.280
all right, I'll take it.
So he says, how do you

768
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:32.880
how do you hate? Jen's got
a quick question for you all. Let's

769
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:36.519
pretend none of you made any content
and decided that, well, I don't

770
00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:40.239
have to pretend really that you wanted
to start making some Now, would it

771
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:44.440
look any different than what is currently
being created? Or would you get would

772
00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:49.280
you give up before you even got
started? M I think it would look

773
00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:51.039
the same. I would try.
I would try to make this. I

774
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:53.719
would probably be in less of a. I guess I would have less expectations

775
00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:57.440
to follow a fairy specific formula,
but I don't think what I would be

776
00:54:57.599 --> 00:55:01.039
actually making would be that different.
The persona would be slightly different. Mine

777
00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:06.400
would be I would straight up.
I would straight up And the problem is

778
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:08.760
not having enough of a budget to
pay someone because I'm not going to do

779
00:55:08.760 --> 00:55:15.920
all the reacher I've talked about this
before doing the true crime uh content,

780
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:21.159
because there's no niggas in that space, they're not. It would be a

781
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:22.679
good idea, dude, it would
be very it would be very good.

782
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:27.320
It's just I'm not. I know. I know a lot of people because

783
00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:29.239
I watched some of the stuff,
and I know a lot of people are

784
00:55:29.239 --> 00:55:31.079
plagiarizing people's content. And in that
space, they don't give a fuck.

785
00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:35.400
They don't care. The people that
are watching don't care about plagiarism. They

786
00:55:35.480 --> 00:55:38.199
just want to hear the same stories
over and over. And I'll watch some

787
00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:40.440
people and I'm like, yo,
I'm saying the same fucking thing, like

788
00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:45.239
you're not even wow what Yeah,
it's like, oh wow, this is

789
00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:50.400
the ninth video I've seen about BTK. Yeah, exactly like it's and it's

790
00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:53.760
the same exact it's the same exact
information. So I understand that's something that

791
00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:55.920
can be done, but I don't. Obviously, I don't want to do

792
00:55:57.000 --> 00:56:00.039
that. I want and I don't
have the patience to right. I've never

793
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:05.599
been a scriptwriter. I've always been
bullets, bullets, bullet points. I

794
00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:07.840
just don't have the patients personally,
like people I admire people that have the

795
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:13.079
patients to write out of fucking script
and then fucking nail it because it's just

796
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:15.440
not how I how I do it, and so I have I would have

797
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:20.800
to write a script for that ship
otherwise it would work. And then so

798
00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:22.559
it's just I'm like, fuck,
I can't do it. I would have

799
00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:27.079
to find a partner that would be
willing, see, because the problem is,

800
00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:29.639
it's like it would have to be
one of those things where it's like

801
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:32.159
we're both coming into this where we're
not making any fucking money yet, and

802
00:56:32.280 --> 00:56:36.800
then we grow and then make the
money because like, but then it just

803
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:43.039
feels wrong because I'm already in a
position where I have somewhat of an audience,

804
00:56:43.079 --> 00:56:45.400
so it's technically not completely organic.
It's just one of those things where

805
00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:47.960
it's kind of weird, you know, where I can't just ask somebody to

806
00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:54.320
quote unquote intern I guess my problem
is that, like I don't think I'm

807
00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:59.920
interesting enough to make content. I
think that when you're a content creator and

808
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:05.159
initially if you have to believe you
have something that's enough to make content,

809
00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:07.320
right, like, like I think
it's because of Twitter. Why I don't

810
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:13.000
give a fuck is because on Twitter, no matter how much more I know

811
00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:16.519
about whatever I'm talking about than anyone
else. It doesn't matter because people don't

812
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:22.039
fucking absorb shit correctly at all anymore. So I can make like a twenty

813
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:27.480
five hour video about something where I'm
explaining it detail by detail, every single

814
00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:30.880
aspect of it is informed, and
I feel like people still won't absorb what

815
00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:36.840
I'm talking about here. So let's
like, let's not let's not over let's

816
00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:39.280
let's not let's not overestimate. You
can't. You can't make it twenty five

817
00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:42.480
hours. I can't make a twenty
five hour don't have that kind of focus.

818
00:57:43.239 --> 00:57:45.360
But like I'm referring to, it
would be pointless. It would like

819
00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:47.800
that would be just so, that
would be like that would be like a

820
00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:52.880
forty day movie where it's not like
even if you did, for some reason

821
00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:57.639
expend the energy to make that,
it would be so not worth it and

822
00:57:57.960 --> 00:58:01.400
not good enough to justify it.
Well, even I did, like I'm

823
00:58:01.440 --> 00:58:06.719
most sucky being on morbid and idea
of me, it's my explanation no matter

824
00:58:06.800 --> 00:58:09.559
how explaining things, I wouldn't because
I did. I feel like that people

825
00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:14.440
don't really want substance anymore. They
want like, like it's not like,

826
00:58:14.920 --> 00:58:17.280
well, they do, but they
want conflict because like somebody like that.

827
00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:21.920
It's just the YouTuber Like I could
watch like some of the new videos like

828
00:58:21.960 --> 00:58:23.519
with Kays, like amp videos.
I watch some of them. Some of

829
00:58:23.559 --> 00:58:27.239
them, I think you're funny.
I think fanoms. I don't even know

830
00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:30.119
what that is. They're like they're
like them very popular, like like content

831
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:34.760
Creator House that live in they live
in Atlanta now, And I watched some

832
00:58:34.840 --> 00:58:37.440
of the content and I think,
like they have moments, they're pretty funny.

833
00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:39.559
I hate content houses so much.
Some of them that's funny. I'm

834
00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:43.280
all right, well there's some funny
moments. And I because they're most of

835
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:45.440
them from the Bronx, I'm I
can relate to you guys, I remember

836
00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:46.840
you. I grew up in the
same mary as them. But when I

837
00:58:46.920 --> 00:58:52.280
watch their content, I'm like,
this is not really something Like I watch

838
00:58:52.360 --> 00:58:53.400
a clip and I'm my hot,
I was kind of funny, and then

839
00:58:53.400 --> 00:58:54.840
if I go on a video,
I'm like, oh, this is just

840
00:58:55.320 --> 00:58:59.039
I don't I don't really they know
what they're talking about. It's like fucking

841
00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:00.440
family guy, dude, It's like
it's only good out of context, like

842
00:59:00.599 --> 00:59:05.639
like like she's one of the most
pop fuckers on the planet. I cannot

843
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:10.159
tell you. I cannot tell you
how low my respect for him intellectually is.

844
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:14.880
I've never heard a dumber person in
my life, to see, I'm

845
00:59:14.880 --> 00:59:17.679
pretty sure, Like, yeah,
I think that's what. Like ever bro,

846
00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:23.280
and he of thousands of fuckers watching
him, Bro, Yeah, he

847
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:27.199
was kind of like this right place
right He was kind of like right place,

848
00:59:27.320 --> 00:59:29.719
right time, you know, uh, because kind of like if you

849
00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:36.199
think about think about how good Chris. I think it's just he's too stupid

850
00:59:36.280 --> 00:59:38.760
to doubt the fact that he you
know what, you know what I mean,

851
00:59:39.400 --> 00:59:45.719
Like, he he's too dumb to
even have the thought that's too dumb

852
00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:51.199
to know he's dumb. I guess. I guess it's it's more like a

853
00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:53.679
smart person would make the content that
xuc makes, look at it, and

854
00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:57.679
then they'd be like, this is
bad. I can't put this out and

855
00:59:57.719 --> 01:00:01.239
then and then they would either stop
or they would like understand that they don't

856
01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:04.960
deserve it or something, you know
what I mean. They're like, but

857
01:00:05.119 --> 01:00:07.960
he's too stupid to understand that he
doesn't deserve it, and so like he

858
01:00:08.119 --> 01:00:12.000
just continues and he's like, I
don't know what called I can't even do

859
01:00:12.079 --> 01:00:17.519
his fucking voice because it's impossible.
He's like, che, what is condensation?

860
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:20.960
Chet? I doesn't understand what happens? What they what they what even

861
01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:23.559
wather happening. I couldn't believe that
he learned about condensation in his fucking late

862
01:00:23.639 --> 01:00:28.000
twenties. That blew my fucking mind. That was like, this is embarrassed

863
01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:31.800
kids like that shit man, Like
yeah, because because they're also stupid.

864
01:00:32.239 --> 01:00:36.000
Yeah, or maybe or no,
no, maybe it's the opposite. Maybe

865
01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:37.880
it's like they actually they know what
condensation is at the age of fucking ten,

866
01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:42.519
so they're able, and so they
watch watching XUC makes them feel smart.

867
01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:45.960
I just mean they like I think
they just like smarter than this fucking

868
01:00:45.000 --> 01:00:49.639
idiot. I don't think. I
don't think those kids are really absorbing,

869
01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:52.679
like because a lot of them they
watch streams, like they stream they watch

870
01:00:52.679 --> 01:00:54.320
a lot of streams. They're not
absorbing what they're saying. They're on the

871
01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:58.760
fucking background and they and they just
they just tune in and out. I

872
01:00:58.800 --> 01:01:00.920
think it's like that. It's it's
like that that video of Sneko and when

873
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:05.719
those kids came up to him.
Yeah, I mean talk about I will

874
01:01:05.760 --> 01:01:09.719
say though that Snico is uh.
I will say that he uh they Snico

875
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:14.119
is intelligible at least, like you
can understand what he's saying. He's still

876
01:01:14.119 --> 01:01:19.599
stupid. But the difference between him
and I Show Speed and all that stuff

877
01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:23.119
is that he's trying to come off
as an intellectual and these kids are actually

878
01:01:23.119 --> 01:01:29.519
absorbing the ship that he's saying versus
I Show Speed and exquz and they're just

879
01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:34.639
fucking just being loud and dumb.
And then the people are just finding entertaining,

880
01:01:35.239 --> 01:01:37.800
which I understand why a lot of
people like this shit. They just

881
01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:40.119
want to turn their fucking brains off. It's it's annoying to me, but

882
01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:45.119
I get why, Like they're just
people are doing shit, they're doing their

883
01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:49.599
homework, they're fucking playing Fortnite of
where the fuck they're playing, and then

884
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:52.559
that ship's on in the background too. It's great content for them that like,

885
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:57.840
oh it's I hate it. I
don't fucking like it. But at

886
01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:00.320
the same time, there's a part
of me that's like I wish I would

887
01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:04.639
I wish I had the drive to
do it, because I could probably make

888
01:02:04.679 --> 01:02:07.119
a lot of fucking money. I
don't. I don't I don't have the

889
01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:10.960
I don't have the heart. Yeah. Yeah, we've we've been over this

890
01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:14.159
a million times. Yeah, yeah, we get it. Yeah yeah,

891
01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:17.360
but uh sexcuse anyway, anyway,
let's whatever, let's move on. Doesn't

892
01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:21.360
think as a chatterbait sex. Qu
See you think that's real sex? You

893
01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:23.360
see that's a good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out and see

894
01:02:23.360 --> 01:02:28.800
if that's real. Let's uh,
she calls, she calls, what the

895
01:02:28.880 --> 01:02:31.119
fuck is that is that? That
looks like a reference? She calls me

896
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:36.800
massive road and he says, hello
ladies, Hello lads, Howdy lads.

897
01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:39.679
My question last month didn't get read, so here's a better one that hopefully

898
01:02:39.679 --> 01:02:42.880
you guys can answer. I'm think
about getting a tattoo I wanted for a

899
01:02:42.960 --> 01:02:45.360
couple of years. Since this is
my first I thought i'd ask you guys

900
01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:47.800
if you have any tattoo horror stories
so I can scare myself out of following

901
01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:50.719
through with it. Also, any
advice for the first time it would be

902
01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:53.920
much appreciated. I mean that depends
very, very highly on where you're getting

903
01:02:53.960 --> 01:02:59.239
the tattoo. I can't really give
you any advice about it if I don't

904
01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:02.440
know where if it's I have experience
with the shoulder and the wrist, but

905
01:03:02.519 --> 01:03:07.079
everywhere else I don't know, But
I will say I've had no bad experiences

906
01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:12.679
at all. I always do it. Uh, it doesn't really matter anymore.

907
01:03:12.920 --> 01:03:16.360
It's like everywhere I go, motherfucker's
in the service industry have tattoos on

908
01:03:16.360 --> 01:03:20.719
their exact Yeah, it's not,
it's not. It's not like the nineties

909
01:03:20.840 --> 01:03:22.719
or two thousands anymore where where people
were like convinced that like, oh,

910
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:25.840
if you got a tattoo, it
would you would you'd never get a job

911
01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:29.800
again. There's obviously certain places where
I still feel like you probably shouldn't.

912
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:31.480
Like face tattoos, I feel like
are just like really lame looking. I'm

913
01:03:31.519 --> 01:03:35.880
not into them, but I just
like I've I've seen in the service industry

914
01:03:35.920 --> 01:03:42.800
that they're acceptable now, so I'm
even faces more than it much more now

915
01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:45.599
than it was before. Now people
can get it was never now, it

916
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:52.400
was never to now it's somewhat acceptable
to me. Like I go out quite

917
01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:57.119
a bit now, especially because I
have to fucking driving jojo and shit,

918
01:03:57.559 --> 01:04:00.519
so normally I would just be in
my dormit it up in my house and

919
01:04:00.599 --> 01:04:03.639
shit, not seeing that many because
now I go to fucking stores a lot.

920
01:04:04.079 --> 01:04:08.079
I'm also in Vegas, to be
fair, Yeah, so I mean,

921
01:04:08.480 --> 01:04:10.519
okay, if we're in the mid
if we're talking Midwest, obviously,

922
01:04:11.000 --> 01:04:14.280
like Midwest is like a different country, like the way that it is,

923
01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:16.639
the way that the Midwest is literally
though, oh dude, dude, States

924
01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:19.559
states by themselves are country. Yeah, they literally are. Like yeah,

925
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:24.679
it's it's it's insane, like even
just pensyl Pennsylvania and New Jersey and New

926
01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:28.079
York, like they're similar somewhat,
but like fuck man, like you can't

927
01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:30.760
pump your own gas in New Jersey
and like just other just other shit like

928
01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:34.440
that where it's like you and they're
so close to each other and it blows

929
01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:38.440
your fucking mind how different they are. Dumbass state rules. Yeah yeah,

930
01:04:38.480 --> 01:04:40.559
so yeah, so yeah, fair
enough to that. So if you live

931
01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:44.639
somewhere with I mean, use your
fucking own discretion obviously when it comes to

932
01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:48.360
that stuff, like you don't be
I wouldn't say I would not recommend you

933
01:04:48.440 --> 01:04:53.000
doing certain things, even when it
comes to like don't get a slur,

934
01:04:53.119 --> 01:04:56.000
don't get a slur on your face, don't get your face. I would

935
01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:59.639
never tell someone not to get a
tattooed on their face just because I don't

936
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:01.159
like it. Probably not your face. I would. I would never would.

937
01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:03.159
I would never do that, just
be like I don't like it,

938
01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:08.519
so you shouldn't do it. I
think that's retarded because it doesn't even even

939
01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:12.320
like it. I think a face
tattoo, I'm fucking I'm I'm fucking I'm

940
01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:15.199
Caribbean, bro. So what reason
would you have to tell someone not to

941
01:05:15.280 --> 01:05:16.639
get So what reason would you have
to tell someone not to get a face

942
01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:20.639
tattoo? Look, here's the thing
I wouldn't say. I wouldn't tell somebody

943
01:05:20.679 --> 01:05:25.679
not to get a face tattoo,
but I would, in my brain laugh

944
01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:27.639
at the fact that they're doing it. No, no, I would.

945
01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:31.079
I would maybe not the face,
maybe not the face. Like I'd be

946
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:32.920
like if they were asking me for
advice, if they were asking me for

947
01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:34.920
advice, I would say, like, if it were me, I wouldn't

948
01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:39.360
get a face tattoo, but like
you do you And exactly that's exactly my

949
01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:41.800
point where it's like, yeah,
I'm like I wouldn't do it, but

950
01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:44.480
like, fucking if that's what you
want to do, I ain't gonna stop

951
01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:48.880
you felt beautiful face tats, you
know, like like actually really nice ones

952
01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:56.519
like Tyson's really cool, you know, like obviously I'm sure, dude,

953
01:05:56.519 --> 01:05:59.960
I don't even like having to say
I don't even like that, right guys,

954
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:02.239
tattool is looking awful. It's some
tribable bulls king on his face.

955
01:06:02.480 --> 01:06:05.239
Dude. I don't even like having
the same I don't even have, like

956
01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:09.000
having the same facial hair for too
long or the same like type of glasses

957
01:06:09.039 --> 01:06:11.159
for too long. So, like, I mean, the idea of getting

958
01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:15.039
a permanent fucking tattoo on my face, it's crazy. I personally, I

959
01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:17.239
personally, yeah, I don't care
about face tattoos. For me, I'm

960
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:20.280
like, I don't want that shit. But I'm assuming this guy his first

961
01:06:20.360 --> 01:06:24.840
one's not gonna be on his face
either, even though I have seen some

962
01:06:24.920 --> 01:06:29.440
gen Z motherfuckers doing that shit because
they're crazy. But there is no There

963
01:06:29.599 --> 01:06:32.960
is no advice other than the only
advice I would give you is, if

964
01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:36.440
you're gonna go through with it,
have some, Tyler and all. That's

965
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:40.400
the only advice I'll give me.
Not not I'd be profin, that's just

966
01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:43.760
gonna make you bleed more. But
have some. Have some have some a

967
01:06:43.800 --> 01:06:46.599
set of metafin. I would say, mitigate the pain a little bit.

968
01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:50.079
It was the pain. I would
say, be drunk when you get your

969
01:06:50.079 --> 01:06:55.599
tattoo. I would say, no, be drunk, don't don't because because

970
01:06:55.760 --> 01:06:57.320
it's in your blood. No,
no, no, no, listen,

971
01:06:57.400 --> 01:06:59.480
because what it does is it thins
your blood. It makes you calm,

972
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:02.519
you know, like it, and
you know it's it's really cool. Do

973
01:07:02.599 --> 01:07:06.360
it if you smell like alcohol.
The professional artists will not tattoo you.

974
01:07:06.639 --> 01:07:09.719
That's not true at all. All
they needed a little bit more money,

975
01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:14.480
they'll do it. I would say, they're not professional, but they do

976
01:07:14.599 --> 01:07:18.559
it for a living. But I
wouldn't call them pro. Yeah for sure.

977
01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:24.840
Yeah, don't get drunk. I
did have one tattooed horror story because

978
01:07:24.920 --> 01:07:28.960
of that, And this was me
not getting it professionally done from this guy,

979
01:07:29.239 --> 01:07:31.199
a friend of a friend, and
I just wanted him to color in

980
01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:35.000
my biomechanics, you know, like
I got some terminator type shit, And

981
01:07:35.119 --> 01:07:39.719
all he did was just use blue
and he colored in like almost all of

982
01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:44.800
it towards almost unintelligible. And I
was drinking and so I was kind of

983
01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:47.159
just not paying attention. Having fun
with my friends, and I'm like,

984
01:07:47.800 --> 01:07:51.000
I don't like this at all.
I was like, holy shit, he

985
01:07:51.159 --> 01:07:54.760
kind of he even colored in some
of the parts that are just supposed to

986
01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:56.880
be my skin, Like you know, there's the parts that are ripped open

987
01:07:57.280 --> 01:08:00.400
and there's just my black ass skin, and then there's like blue on the

988
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:02.039
parts where it's supposed to be.
I'm like, what the fuck. And

989
01:08:02.079 --> 01:08:08.559
I'm like, Okay, this guy
was probably learnt. Face and hands.

990
01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:12.880
Hand tattoos for some reason, they
always fade for some reason. I don't

991
01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:14.840
know why. I don't know why
they fade. I guess with your hand

992
01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:16.920
sweats. Disagree, Well, they're
the most they're the most exposed part.

993
01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:21.399
Completely fine. I seen that one
on your hand before, but I have,

994
01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:27.640
I know a little my friends hand. Yeah, and that's bad.

995
01:08:27.680 --> 01:08:31.279
Inc it might be bad. That's
just bad because I have there's even like

996
01:08:33.199 --> 01:08:39.239
those are some people's people's bodies just
also processed, process the ink differently as

997
01:08:39.239 --> 01:08:41.800
well. There's there's so much that
goes into it. There's a lot of

998
01:08:41.840 --> 01:08:45.880
pasture. Yeah, there's so many
different things. Like my my BioShock wrisks

999
01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:53.000
tattoo faded way quicker than my my
rise against tattoo on my shoulder, even

1000
01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:56.319
though like because this is like just
so thick and so like big, and

1001
01:08:56.920 --> 01:09:00.159
I assume it's like slightly different ink, it's obviously a different way of an

1002
01:09:00.239 --> 01:09:01.800
artist. So like there's there's a
lot of different factors that I In an

1003
01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:06.199
example, my tally tattooed, it
faded a lot on my neck because my

1004
01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:11.279
neck is so I it's always constantly
moving and shit, so the more you

1005
01:09:11.399 --> 01:09:15.159
move your shit around, the more
it's gonna fade. So tattoos at the

1006
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:19.520
same time as well, have no
tattoos I need to get I should have

1007
01:09:19.560 --> 01:09:23.119
got mine touched up forever ago.
I just lazy. I'm just lazy,

1008
01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:28.079
you know what? You know what's
crazy? One eventually when when you I

1009
01:09:28.159 --> 01:09:30.279
didn't know this, and I guess
I should have known this in theory,

1010
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:32.600
I just never really thought that much
about it because I didn't. I it

1011
01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:34.840
never crossed my mind to even have
it done in the first place. But

1012
01:09:34.840 --> 01:09:40.319
when they do that laser tattoo removal, it like you pissed the ink out?

1013
01:09:40.359 --> 01:09:44.079
Apparently, is that real? I
don't know anything about that, actually,

1014
01:09:44.199 --> 01:09:46.359
because like I don't think it doesn't
like actually, like there's no way

1015
01:09:46.399 --> 01:09:50.479
to just delete ink from your fucking
body like that. When it doesn't,

1016
01:09:50.880 --> 01:09:55.439
it's lasering off the layer of skin, that's what it's doing. It's not

1017
01:09:56.800 --> 01:10:01.760
because there's a layer of skin,
well, it's it's lasering off until it's

1018
01:10:01.920 --> 01:10:05.000
under that layer of skin. Because
when you because you have seven layers of

1019
01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:12.640
skin on your between considering your dermist, your epidermists, so they layers.

1020
01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:18.319
I think, I think, I
mean, that sounds sounds correct. That

1021
01:10:18.399 --> 01:10:20.880
sounds correct to me, but I've
literally never looked it up. I've never

1022
01:10:23.119 --> 01:10:28.439
thought it was I thought it was
a laser. I am a I just

1023
01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:31.880
look at man one life. I
just have fun. I say, like

1024
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:39.039
the U, if you're you,
how you present yourself? If uh?

1025
01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:43.239
If like, if you're trying to
be clean and cookie cutter for something specific

1026
01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:45.640
that you know, that's that's the
only way, okay cool. Other than

1027
01:10:45.760 --> 01:10:49.960
that, I say, just fucking
navigate through your life and just way what's

1028
01:10:50.000 --> 01:10:55.239
more important? Your freedom of expression
or you know, like I just weigh

1029
01:10:55.319 --> 01:11:01.000
it and that be a pussy bit
four to me. I was ever bro,

1030
01:11:01.159 --> 01:11:03.800
It's crazy to me how how much
things have changed, because I remember

1031
01:11:03.920 --> 01:11:09.520
back in two thousand and nine,
So this was a year after the recession,

1032
01:11:09.640 --> 01:11:12.840
right, and so I'm still trying
to get a job. Jobs are

1033
01:11:12.880 --> 01:11:15.319
still kind of hard. I'm just
doing like, you know, little agency

1034
01:11:15.399 --> 01:11:19.000
stuff. And I they called me
for a phone interview for just to be

1035
01:11:19.039 --> 01:11:21.920
a custodian at Disneyland, and I
was like, oh shit, this will

1036
01:11:21.920 --> 01:11:25.920
be easy, like just cleaning up
shit like and then they're like, oh,

1037
01:11:25.960 --> 01:11:28.199
do you have any tattoos on your
on your arms? So I'm like,

1038
01:11:28.319 --> 01:11:30.399
yeah, but you know, just
wear long sleeves, Like oh no,

1039
01:11:30.439 --> 01:11:31.840
I'm sorry, we can't hire you. I'm like what I was like,

1040
01:11:32.119 --> 01:11:34.119
I didn't have any on my hands. I didn't have it was just

1041
01:11:34.359 --> 01:11:36.319
just my arms. And I'm like, oh, I can't just wear fucking

1042
01:11:36.359 --> 01:11:41.319
long sleep. She just lied.
That's the whole thing. We're all like,

1043
01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:44.119
wait, wait, so if it's
like cold, can I not wear

1044
01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:47.359
it? I don't understand the thing, Like, I just looked it up.

1045
01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:51.359
So I just I just looked it
up. So the treated ink is

1046
01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:56.199
but so so okay, here it
is. The laser light causes the targeted

1047
01:11:56.279 --> 01:12:00.279
skin to break up the ink.
Your immune system metabolizes the ink and cause

1048
01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:02.319
it is to be absorbed through the
bloodstream. To the kidneys where it's excreted

1049
01:12:02.359 --> 01:12:08.159
through urine sweat. Oh yeah,
I didn't think. I didn't think about

1050
01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:13.479
I've never even thought about it.
Really well, I knew that that wasn't

1051
01:12:13.479 --> 01:12:15.800
it, because it's I mean,
I've had like scabs and like and like

1052
01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:19.000
cuts on tattoos and like layers,
like some layers of skin remove and the

1053
01:12:19.079 --> 01:12:23.319
tattoo is fine. And I mean
if you had a big chunk, like

1054
01:12:23.439 --> 01:12:26.079
when I had my fingernail ripped off
and I had a crater in my fucking

1055
01:12:26.600 --> 01:12:30.159
h fingers, that's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it it depends

1056
01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:31.479
on the deepness. But like I
knew, it's like it can't be like

1057
01:12:31.520 --> 01:12:34.279
because in order for it to delete, in order for it's a really burn

1058
01:12:34.479 --> 01:12:38.119
through like that many layers of skin, it has to burn pretty fucking deep

1059
01:12:38.159 --> 01:12:41.760
into skin. Agonizing. It's gotta
be it's gotta be way more agonizing than

1060
01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:43.840
it's worth, honestly. So like
I was, like, it's got to

1061
01:12:43.880 --> 01:12:45.520
be something else. And like I
learned that somebody said, like, yeah,

1062
01:12:45.520 --> 01:12:47.359
you pee the ink out. I'm
like, what did you see that

1063
01:12:47.439 --> 01:12:51.920
juggalo that's been getting facial treatments?
Talk to me about juggalos? Don't bring

1064
01:12:53.000 --> 01:12:56.840
them up ever. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god,

1065
01:12:56.920 --> 01:13:01.600
Shaggy too Dope, what the skinny
one? He uh no, no,

1066
01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:04.920
no, no, it would be
hilarious, but he didn't he I

1067
01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:09.520
don't know the context. I'm assuming
it's a cameo. That's the only reason

1068
01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:12.359
why I think this would make sense. There was a video of him for

1069
01:13:12.520 --> 01:13:17.880
like two minutes talking shit about Ethan
Ralph like he's who it's Shaggy Twodope,

1070
01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:24.119
one of the insane clown posse guys. And he's talking yes. I was

1071
01:13:24.239 --> 01:13:26.920
like, how is this. I'm
just assuming cameo. He didn't say,

1072
01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:30.560
like, oh, this is a
cameo for this, so but maybe it's

1073
01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:33.399
just I'm just assuming because otherwise,
how the fuck else would he know about

1074
01:13:33.439 --> 01:13:38.239
this guy? How would he getting
on this radar? He's like talk calling

1075
01:13:38.319 --> 01:13:43.760
him up like he's calling him a
PDF file and uh and like saying you're

1076
01:13:43.760 --> 01:13:45.840
going after fucking high school girls,
you fucking leg it's And I'm like,

1077
01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:51.560
what is fucking happened? It's just
grown at this probably fifties or something with

1078
01:13:53.079 --> 01:13:57.720
clown makeup. Shitty god, Like, there's this clown shitting on Ethan Ralph

1079
01:13:57.760 --> 01:14:02.399
and it's fucking I don't know if
you'll be able to find it. I

1080
01:14:02.560 --> 01:14:11.000
just I saw the uh Andy Worski
and that PPP guy. They they were

1081
01:14:11.680 --> 01:14:15.520
they they did a bunch of coverage
on They caught me up on the Ethan

1082
01:14:15.600 --> 01:14:19.760
Routh, the ballat of Ethan Routh. He's been, he's been the ballot.

1083
01:14:19.960 --> 01:14:27.720
He's catching some serious els right now, and it's so great. He's

1084
01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:30.680
just bearing all the sins for us. Man, he really is. He's

1085
01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:35.279
man, I im so. I
couldn't tell you how much of a dopamine

1086
01:14:35.359 --> 01:14:40.319
rush I got when I saw like
that. They they're like, oh,

1087
01:14:40.439 --> 01:14:43.920
we have fucking like three hours of
shit to cover, and I was like

1088
01:14:44.119 --> 01:14:51.119
yes, I was like, yes, I want to hear. It's I

1089
01:14:51.279 --> 01:14:58.079
just don't understand how one could catch
so many ells and just it's like at

1090
01:14:58.119 --> 01:15:02.079
a certain point it's time to pack
it up. He's not because he's not

1091
01:15:02.199 --> 01:15:06.279
like he's not mentally handicapped, like
like Chris Chan. That's the thing that's

1092
01:15:06.600 --> 01:15:11.319
I understand why Chris Chan will never
stop. Chris Chan is not self aware,

1093
01:15:12.960 --> 01:15:15.600
Like I don't get it, but
I don't want him to get it

1094
01:15:15.680 --> 01:15:18.640
though. It makes me very happy. So I'll say that we got any

1095
01:15:18.680 --> 01:15:26.800
other question? I don't know,
chan, this is the most depressing episode

1096
01:15:26.880 --> 01:15:30.319
ever. Somebody, would you gotta
get to look at I don't like.

1097
01:15:30.399 --> 01:15:31.720
I don't. I don't. I'm
not a fan of the same compossibly be

1098
01:15:31.760 --> 01:15:40.000
honest, but U so, I
all right, that's hilarious. That's hilarious

1099
01:15:40.039 --> 01:15:44.600
though that all right, here's here's
a good one. Cerebral cerebral, Halsey

1100
01:15:44.840 --> 01:15:47.319
wrote in he says, hey,
y'all, given the recent passing of singer

1101
01:15:47.399 --> 01:15:50.439
of the singer of smash Mouth and
Jimmy Buffett, Oh yeah, I forgot

1102
01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:56.119
about that. Yeah, he died
in Margaritaville. Uh. If you could

1103
01:15:56.239 --> 01:16:00.159
bring five musicians back from the dead, who would they be? Oh?

1104
01:16:00.600 --> 01:16:02.840
Okay, so we got way Houston, we got Michael Jackson, we got

1105
01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:13.760
mac Miller, we got uh who
else? Shake ahead of me like that?

1106
01:16:13.920 --> 01:16:23.239
Fucking I guess you're feeling all these
legends and then mac Miller. Mac

1107
01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:27.720
Miller, Dude, mac Miller in
the hip hop world is an extremely integral

1108
01:16:27.800 --> 01:16:32.199
part to modern hip hop. Do
you think he's do you think he's really

1109
01:16:32.239 --> 01:16:34.800
do you think he's really? Almost
crazy? I think about this sometimes.

1110
01:16:34.840 --> 01:16:39.279
I think about this sometimes that's crazy
to say that. You say that,

1111
01:16:39.479 --> 01:16:45.399
why I don't agree. I think
I think he I think everything he's been

1112
01:16:45.520 --> 01:16:50.560
doing has been done. I looked
to the modern the whole modern wave to

1113
01:16:50.680 --> 01:16:55.119
like odd future. Without him,
odd Future wouldn't be quite the same size

1114
01:16:55.159 --> 01:16:58.680
as it is right now. Hugely
important, including Todder Craz has impact on

1115
01:16:58.760 --> 01:17:02.800
modern hip hop music. He's very
influential and working with Vince Staples a lot

1116
01:17:02.880 --> 01:17:05.880
of the TDE group. I feel
like, you just don't listen to Mac

1117
01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:12.399
so you're like, oh, he's
made like some songs to be listen I

1118
01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:14.399
listened to him, Well, I
don't. I'm not trying to sound like

1119
01:17:14.600 --> 01:17:18.560
like a hipster or whatever. I
followed him before he blew up and into

1120
01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:23.920
and then I kind of like,
I kind of fell off. I didn't

1121
01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:27.880
like kids, I got bigger,
but my whole thing that I just didn't

1122
01:17:27.960 --> 01:17:30.039
like. I didn't when I when
I when I was listening to him back

1123
01:17:30.039 --> 01:17:32.319
in the day, I didn't.
I was like, Oh, this guy's

1124
01:17:32.319 --> 01:17:36.239
good, but I didn't. I
didn't see anything special. That's just how

1125
01:17:36.279 --> 01:17:40.840
I listened to his modern ear like
his like last four albums are way better,

1126
01:17:40.960 --> 01:17:45.560
like from watching movies swimming. I'm
sure, I look sure, I'm

1127
01:17:45.560 --> 01:17:48.840
sure look to be fair, I'm
sure there are I just I've I don't

1128
01:17:48.840 --> 01:17:54.279
know, man, I've I've heard
like I've just heard so many different I'm

1129
01:17:54.319 --> 01:17:57.880
like, it sounds like shit like
that has always just been around to me,

1130
01:17:58.479 --> 01:18:00.399
Who's fucking who was that group that
Joey Badass used to be a part

1131
01:18:00.439 --> 01:18:04.600
of Pro Era pro Era like that, Like it just sounded like that ship

1132
01:18:04.720 --> 01:18:08.760
to me, Like it all sounds
like this shit like this era. No,

1133
01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:11.279
I like, no, I like
it. I just feel like that's

1134
01:18:11.319 --> 01:18:14.479
completely separate of like Mac Miller,
but it just like sounds like the same

1135
01:18:14.560 --> 01:18:16.239
to me, like the same type
of vibe. I wouldn't say I would

1136
01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:23.720
it's it's definitely like so early early
Mac Miller and early most of that group,

1137
01:18:23.880 --> 01:18:28.720
probably people that came out on the
twenty twelve ten era they were rapping

1138
01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:30.600
because a lot of people weren't really
rapping at that time. People were like

1139
01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:35.000
fuck this corpse man, whatever,
dude's okay, and last one obviously be

1140
01:18:35.159 --> 01:18:39.680
I'm like Marvin Gay No, Luther
Vandros, even though he didn't write most

1141
01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:42.399
of his songs. So are you
sticking with are you sticking with Wait?

1142
01:18:42.399 --> 01:18:47.039
Wait wait wait, so are you
sticking with Michael Jackson, Uh, Whitney

1143
01:18:47.079 --> 01:18:55.000
Houston, Mac, Frank Sinatra,
Luther Vandros and Frank Sinatra? Yeah?

1144
01:18:56.039 --> 01:18:59.600
Is that okay? I would leave
I would leave Frank sin after dead easily

1145
01:18:59.800 --> 01:19:03.479
dead? Why why? But like
he did it, Yeah, he's great,

1146
01:19:03.520 --> 01:19:06.000
but like he also did everything,
like he had a full life.

1147
01:19:06.039 --> 01:19:08.920
He did everything that he had to
do, Like you know what I mean,

1148
01:19:09.239 --> 01:19:11.279
like if he came back, if
he came back, I feel like

1149
01:19:11.319 --> 01:19:14.039
he would be stressed. He'd be
like, God, fucking damn it.

1150
01:19:14.119 --> 01:19:15.399
I just I just got out.
I had such a good life and now

1151
01:19:15.439 --> 01:19:20.560
I'm like thrust into this world where
there's fucking VR too, YouTubers and all

1152
01:19:20.560 --> 01:19:27.520
this shit. I didn't understand,
you know. Uh Frank Sinatra, Remember,

1153
01:19:27.840 --> 01:19:33.439
I have no idea Frank Sinatra died
in nineteen fifteen, that game,

1154
01:19:33.479 --> 01:19:40.199
oh, nineteen ninety eight. But
my brain was always like I wasna,

1155
01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:47.159
I'm that would mean that would mean
that, that would mean that he was

1156
01:19:47.439 --> 01:19:53.439
That would mean that he was like
ancient music, the people that Famous York

1157
01:19:53.560 --> 01:19:59.720
that Nigga was singing about look nothing
like the New York we know, horsing

1158
01:20:00.039 --> 01:20:04.279
marriages and ship he was York.
He was he was singing. He was

1159
01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:08.760
singing when he's saying new York,
New York. He was talking about fucking

1160
01:20:08.840 --> 01:20:14.439
red dead redemption tear. But oh
my god, Yeah, I don't know.

1161
01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:20.600
I'd probably I would go. I
think Amy Winehouse. Really, I

1162
01:20:20.640 --> 01:20:27.479
think Amy Winehouse. I think keep
going, come Amy Winehouse. I think

1163
01:20:27.680 --> 01:20:32.560
Chester Bennington, Chris Cornell, Are
you taking? These are the ones that

1164
01:20:32.560 --> 01:20:34.880
I'm the ones that I'm thinking.
I think Amy. No, I mean

1165
01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:40.399
like I'm just picking back now.
Uh Selena, Damn, I was just

1166
01:20:40.760 --> 01:20:44.520
fuck. I was just jamming out
of Selena this morning, bro, And

1167
01:20:45.239 --> 01:20:47.840
honestly, on the fifth one,
I don't really care. I'm gonna lose

1168
01:20:47.880 --> 01:20:51.319
my Hispanic card. I would not
bring back Selena, Bro, you wouldn't

1169
01:20:51.319 --> 01:20:57.720
bring that. Come on, because
she's so good. He had a bad

1170
01:20:57.800 --> 01:21:01.079
rest of her career. She's so
important to something that's possible for all these

1171
01:21:01.119 --> 01:21:04.960
people, though I know it's true, but but possible. No, not

1172
01:21:05.039 --> 01:21:08.319
all of them, because not some
of them, like you said, have

1173
01:21:08.479 --> 01:21:11.319
had careers. It's possible. It's
possible literally for all of them. Well

1174
01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:14.720
how many comedy No, No,
it's not Frank, I guess not give

1175
01:21:14.720 --> 01:21:17.960
me an example of an artist Jackson, not Whitney Houston, not just Jackson

1176
01:21:18.039 --> 01:21:23.079
easily could have a really bad career, comes back, has the most classic

1177
01:21:23.199 --> 01:21:25.479
music on the planet. He no, you can't, he can't have ba

1178
01:21:26.079 --> 01:21:27.840
bring him back? Yeah, yeah, all right, bring him back to

1179
01:21:28.159 --> 01:21:30.279
bring him back in twenty twenty three. Yeah, he's not. He's gonna

1180
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:32.880
it's gonna be awkward. I'm actually, I'm being honest because of all the

1181
01:21:32.920 --> 01:21:36.359
actions, I'm kind of glad,
so like Michael can stop me come back

1182
01:21:36.359 --> 01:21:40.680
to life and not make music anymore, Like I'm alive again. I'm gonna

1183
01:21:40.720 --> 01:21:45.840
gott or bringing them back the point, But wouldn't you feel worse about it?

1184
01:21:45.840 --> 01:21:48.640
Because then he's like if it's true, then now he's just quietly like

1185
01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:51.960
with with with no controversy. He's
just quiet because he's not in the public

1186
01:21:53.000 --> 01:21:56.039
anymore's molesting kids behind the closure.
So that's one thing, right, But

1187
01:21:56.199 --> 01:21:59.680
Selina, she died so young,
she would come back as like like a

1188
01:21:59.720 --> 01:22:01.840
twenty six year old and she would
make music again, right, and if

1189
01:22:01.880 --> 01:22:04.159
she didn't make good music, I'd
be like, dang, bro, you

1190
01:22:04.239 --> 01:22:08.840
know how many how many based their
lives on being as good as her.

1191
01:22:10.159 --> 01:22:12.439
But let's let's put it this way. How many I'm trying to think of

1192
01:22:12.680 --> 01:22:14.159
off the top of your head.
If you can't think it, because I

1193
01:22:14.159 --> 01:22:16.119
can't think of any right now,
but you could. Maybe I'm just totally

1194
01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:23.159
wrong. Some artists that completely overstayed
their welcome. There's fucking trash, like

1195
01:22:23.680 --> 01:22:27.359
not like like because okay, that's
a great example. That's a great example,

1196
01:22:27.399 --> 01:22:30.119
actually number one. So you think
it would be better if he like

1197
01:22:30.239 --> 01:22:34.399
died in the fire or something like
stoter after he would have been he would

1198
01:22:34.399 --> 01:22:41.039
have been a mortal. I didn't
like released, but he would if he

1199
01:22:41.039 --> 01:22:45.920
would have stopped. I don't like
it was lazy then because he Eminem died

1200
01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:47.479
in two thousand and five, Dude, he would be like he would be

1201
01:22:47.520 --> 01:22:50.359
a borderline religious. Wow, he'd
be like Yeah, he'd be like tupaccin

1202
01:22:50.359 --> 01:22:55.760
Biggie for sure. It'd be crazy. Yeah, whites would have You have

1203
01:22:55.920 --> 01:23:00.439
real claimed hip hop for real,
they have claimed Dude, that's crazy to

1204
01:23:00.520 --> 01:23:04.119
think that, Like, he probably
should have died if he died, if

1205
01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:08.439
he died during the show, if
he would have dropped Eminem show until like

1206
01:23:08.479 --> 01:23:13.760
collapse, would have been his last
hit bro iconic. That would have been

1207
01:23:13.800 --> 01:23:24.640
crazy. It would be crazy way
he still it's it's you know, I

1208
01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:28.840
just I gotta say, man in
defense and in the small defense, I

1209
01:23:28.920 --> 01:23:31.239
gotta say, I just. I
know I've brought this up many times,

1210
01:23:31.680 --> 01:23:35.479
but I really think Crack a Bottle
is an excellent song. I think that.

1211
01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:43.840
I think it's a bottle sloppy model, you just hit the lotto.

1212
01:23:46.920 --> 01:23:53.239
Listen to listen to his fucking I
love I love his his. I think

1213
01:23:53.279 --> 01:23:57.119
his flow is fucking excellent on that. I think his I think it's just

1214
01:23:57.640 --> 01:24:00.960
it is vintage fun and him like, I think it's perfect. I love

1215
01:24:01.039 --> 01:24:04.720
that song. I love the fucking
the beat. It's a perfect classic dre

1216
01:24:04.880 --> 01:24:11.439
beat. Uh fucking doctor dre Ism
great on it. It's have the bottle,

1217
01:24:12.239 --> 01:24:21.840
the money and the thing simple,
let's get into smoking. That's on

1218
01:24:23.000 --> 01:24:25.960
the name Palm the Dawn the Bomb. I'm king Kong get rolled on,

1219
01:24:26.199 --> 01:24:28.520
repped up and rained up. I
love that song, dude, I forgot

1220
01:24:28.560 --> 01:24:30.720
about dre personally like a lot.
I've been listening to that a lot,

1221
01:24:30.479 --> 01:24:34.159
and I feel like, Okay,
that's like that's a great because that's a

1222
01:24:34.239 --> 01:24:38.520
great a like where they're both on
top of their game. I just,

1223
01:24:38.680 --> 01:24:41.600
I just, I just I just
want to say in defense, I don't

1224
01:24:41.640 --> 01:24:45.880
want to say everything is trash.
That he's released was a little he he

1225
01:24:46.039 --> 01:24:49.000
is he is no longer, he
is no longer good at making an album,

1226
01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:56.279
right, That's that's that's just not
inspired. I just feel like he's

1227
01:24:56.439 --> 01:25:00.439
old. You know, it's not
only the only no, because here's the

1228
01:25:00.560 --> 01:25:02.640
but here's the thing. No,
no, because here's the thing too,

1229
01:25:02.680 --> 01:25:06.640
because like you because what was did
you see that dis track? That fucking

1230
01:25:08.479 --> 01:25:12.319
uh, oh my god, what's
his name? Oh my god? It

1231
01:25:12.439 --> 01:25:15.359
was like the worst track I've ever
heard in my fucking life. It was

1232
01:25:15.399 --> 01:25:21.600
like this really old rapper mell Melly
mel something is that his name? As

1233
01:25:21.680 --> 01:25:28.520
track on who on Eminem? Because
he dude you, I can't believe.

1234
01:25:28.560 --> 01:25:31.079
I will send this to you after
the show. This dude recently in the

1235
01:25:31.119 --> 01:25:35.439
last couple of months, I cannot
believe because he because I think Eminem like

1236
01:25:35.920 --> 01:25:41.600
because Eminem put up. Because Eminem
put out a song with this younger new

1237
01:25:41.920 --> 01:25:45.520
kid. It's like to spotlight him. And he had a verse where he

1238
01:25:45.600 --> 01:25:47.199
was just like making fun like he
was talking about like we lost Mellie mel

1239
01:25:47.279 --> 01:25:50.520
de Roids or something, uh and
make it, make it fun of him

1240
01:25:50.520 --> 01:25:57.000
a little bit, and he,
dude, you cannot fathom how bad this

1241
01:25:57.279 --> 01:26:00.000
track is. Oh no, it's
and to the point where it's like,

1242
01:26:00.239 --> 01:26:03.640
so, I don't think it's just
because he's old, because like even people,

1243
01:26:03.800 --> 01:26:08.600
because there are people who are old
who like were at at one point

1244
01:26:08.680 --> 01:26:12.239
like really big figures in that genre, but like who have just fucked off.

1245
01:26:12.760 --> 01:26:16.439
Like I don't know. Emin Eminem
is no doubt worse than he used

1246
01:26:16.439 --> 01:26:20.560
to be, but he is still
so much better than most of the people

1247
01:26:20.640 --> 01:26:25.680
who have aged with him that it's
kind of in serious It's really it's really

1248
01:26:25.760 --> 01:26:30.479
fucking embarrassing. There's only one start. There's only one artist. Maybe there's

1249
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:34.399
two artists from old hip hop that
can still make great albums. There's only

1250
01:26:34.439 --> 01:26:40.439
two of them. That's nas proved
of. King of Diseases one, two,

1251
01:26:40.560 --> 01:26:46.520
and three. He made three hard
topic albums. Arguably two is better

1252
01:26:46.520 --> 01:26:50.560
than Atomatic people. Arguably with that
ken Is two is a better album Automatic

1253
01:26:50.640 --> 01:26:54.760
And people will fight me for that. If I said that, my would

1254
01:26:54.800 --> 01:27:03.600
be if they were in this room. But I and jay Z I think

1255
01:27:03.680 --> 01:27:08.439
the only two people that are capable
of making albums still from era time.

1256
01:27:08.479 --> 01:27:13.439
I think people like Busta Rhymes still
make good music, anyone from the still

1257
01:27:13.439 --> 01:27:17.479
make good songs. But when it
comes to making albums, the only people

1258
01:27:17.600 --> 01:27:20.640
from that era time make albums as
good as they used to be able to

1259
01:27:21.399 --> 01:27:28.479
is Nas and Jay. That's it. I agree. Remember I remember when

1260
01:27:28.560 --> 01:27:32.960
NAS came back. I think in
twenty twelve with Life is Good blowing what

1261
01:27:33.199 --> 01:27:38.560
I was. I wouldn't say it
was terrible. I thought his flow was

1262
01:27:38.600 --> 01:27:43.399
fucking immaculate. I still I just
think that album it was Kanye's fault.

1263
01:27:43.439 --> 01:27:47.720
It was Kanye did not give him
good things to rap on. I hate

1264
01:27:47.760 --> 01:27:51.439
to say that. Kanye. Kanye
it was gonna make album NAS and everybody

1265
01:27:51.479 --> 01:27:55.079
was like, Yo, this is
gonna be crazy. And then Kanye did

1266
01:27:55.199 --> 01:27:59.000
what Kanye did too many things on
this play and fucked himself over Kings and

1267
01:27:59.079 --> 01:28:01.880
Kings and Kingsen. I need I
really, I don't know if I can

1268
01:28:02.000 --> 01:28:06.039
wait. I can't wait. I
need you to see I need you to

1269
01:28:06.119 --> 01:28:12.079
hear this Melly mel track. I
don't I need you to I don't want

1270
01:28:12.119 --> 01:28:15.239
to think about this. Look this
is I put in the chat. He's

1271
01:28:15.279 --> 01:28:18.960
one of my heroes. If you
if you look up Melly mel dis Eminem,

1272
01:28:19.000 --> 01:28:21.439
it'll be like probably the first thing
that comes up as soon as you

1273
01:28:21.560 --> 01:28:28.279
type in it. It's like autocomplete. Like and as soon as I saw

1274
01:28:28.359 --> 01:28:30.680
like a thumbnail of a reaction,
I was like, I don't know if

1275
01:28:30.680 --> 01:28:33.000
I want to watch this. It
is gonna be it's gonna be so bad.

1276
01:28:33.079 --> 01:28:36.640
I'm like scared to watch it.
It is un Ironically and I say

1277
01:28:36.720 --> 01:28:42.439
this, I said, it is
worse than fucking mg k's like by a

1278
01:28:42.560 --> 01:28:46.600
lot. It wasn't even that bad
though. No, well, I mean

1279
01:28:47.680 --> 01:28:50.439
yeah, I actually look, I
don't even that's what I named GK.

1280
01:28:50.640 --> 01:28:56.960
But that's what I mean, Yeah, what I would call a fair It's

1281
01:28:57.000 --> 01:29:02.600
fine. Yeah, it's fine.
But like, dude, it's all right,

1282
01:29:02.720 --> 01:29:05.239
let's hear it. I'm gonna listen
to it too. Are you haven't

1283
01:29:05.279 --> 01:29:10.560
heard it yet? No, man, look, this is not great.

1284
01:29:12.479 --> 01:29:15.199
This is this is this is not
good, but this is you gotta admit.

1285
01:29:15.319 --> 01:29:17.359
This is the old style of hip
hop. If you're listening to this

1286
01:29:17.439 --> 01:29:21.640
song, no, this is like
slick Rick rapping era of music. Like

1287
01:29:21.720 --> 01:29:28.000
this is like Rick the Ruler,
fucking a tribe called quest early music,

1288
01:29:28.319 --> 01:29:31.640
and it's that's how he raps.
And it's not a great style for distant

1289
01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:34.199
people, but it's like how people
with this people back in like the night,

1290
01:29:34.319 --> 01:29:36.640
like in the in the sixties,
I'm not sixty the eighties. They're

1291
01:29:36.800 --> 01:29:40.600
all right, get up on here. We're gonna both of the dumb our

1292
01:29:40.760 --> 01:29:43.680
mc is gonna be able to give
us a beat and we're gonna just insult

1293
01:29:43.760 --> 01:29:46.840
each other. But you don't do
that to Eminem. First of all,

1294
01:29:46.840 --> 01:29:49.279
you don't make it this track to
Eminem. That's like not what you do,

1295
01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:53.800
yea that it doesn't do that.
Gun. It's fucking fire, though,

1296
01:29:53.960 --> 01:29:58.479
dude. It's so fucking loud and
blowing out and it's like it's it's

1297
01:29:59.079 --> 01:30:03.239
it's a person. It's so funny
to be bro. You're done. Yeah.

1298
01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:06.960
He said something like you're the auto
tune in the Elevator of Rap or

1299
01:30:08.000 --> 01:30:10.439
something. I was like, what
the fuck is this? Not? What

1300
01:30:10.560 --> 01:30:14.479
the are you talking about? That's
what he said, like or something or

1301
01:30:14.560 --> 01:30:17.159
something like that. It was like, you're the oh you're you're you're your

1302
01:30:17.279 --> 01:30:20.239
p on the floor in the entertainment
in the in the Elevator of Rap.

1303
01:30:20.399 --> 01:30:24.520
Or something, and I'm like,
what the fuck kind of sentence? Is

1304
01:30:24.600 --> 01:30:30.359
this the elevator of rap? What
is going on? It's so so bad.

1305
01:30:30.399 --> 01:30:33.159
I couldn't believe it when I heard
it. It's I don't look like

1306
01:30:33.359 --> 01:30:38.159
this is this is like the only
this is this is this is genuinely the

1307
01:30:38.239 --> 01:30:40.960
only part of of of hip hop
culture that I keep track of is this

1308
01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:44.439
track. Because I love this.
I love I love this stuff fun.

1309
01:30:44.680 --> 01:30:49.479
They're so fun. They're done by
actual rappers exactly, but I haven't heard

1310
01:30:49.520 --> 01:30:53.319
a good track, and like ever, it's been a long time, because

1311
01:30:53.560 --> 01:30:56.800
where when's the last big beef?
Though, like, like it was M

1312
01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:58.640
and M and mg K was the
last one that I heard. It's not

1313
01:30:58.760 --> 01:31:00.720
even a real beef though not real
obviously, but it's but it is.

1314
01:31:01.000 --> 01:31:04.039
It's the biggest was big though,
I would say before that was probably Pusha

1315
01:31:04.199 --> 01:31:09.920
and fucking Drake, maybe even it
was pushed in Drake. And then it

1316
01:31:10.039 --> 01:31:13.279
was the fact that Drake has got
out of so many beefs unscathed. And

1317
01:31:13.399 --> 01:31:16.439
one is hilarious because it's funny because
Drake is not a thug and he doesn't

1318
01:31:16.680 --> 01:31:19.840
play to be a thug. So
when everybody tries to be thuggist. He's

1319
01:31:19.840 --> 01:31:24.920
like, Bro, I'm richer than
you'll ever be. I get more pussy

1320
01:31:24.960 --> 01:31:27.439
than you. I make more money
you ever be. Like, it's not

1321
01:31:27.640 --> 01:31:30.760
clearly fucking fucking strippers without condoms and
ships. No, he did it.

1322
01:31:30.960 --> 01:31:34.680
That condom got popped. Bro,
he got sneaked attacked. He guys,

1323
01:31:34.800 --> 01:31:40.279
how the fuck do you know?
Rake? He talks about it because he

1324
01:31:40.399 --> 01:31:43.880
said that, I mean he can, he can. Why I mean that

1325
01:31:44.239 --> 01:31:47.920
he could be like everybody else,
like people are stupid, ask fucking so

1326
01:31:48.079 --> 01:31:51.399
Okay. One of the biggest superstars
in the NBA right now, Zion Williamson,

1327
01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:56.279
This dumb motherfucker knocks up a fucking
an escort too. I'm like,

1328
01:31:56.359 --> 01:32:00.119
what is wrong with you? I
know you're fucking he's sucking a porn star.

1329
01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:03.319
I mean, same fucking difference,
bro. Yeah, but he didn'tock

1330
01:32:03.439 --> 01:32:05.840
up. She's not pregnant. Bro, No, he's not. He did.

1331
01:32:06.199 --> 01:32:10.039
He did. He's literally in a
video being like, oh, I'm

1332
01:32:10.079 --> 01:32:14.600
excited to welcome in my new whatever
baby because he doesn't have any kids that

1333
01:32:14.800 --> 01:32:17.159
Oh no, he knows he got
one pregnant. This I'm talking about in

1334
01:32:17.199 --> 01:32:23.640
the past few months. And then
there's another crazy broad that's claiming that he

1335
01:32:23.920 --> 01:32:27.760
I was his main I was just
talking about yeah, like but like there

1336
01:32:27.880 --> 01:32:31.079
was another girl that he like.
My point being getting people pregnant and running

1337
01:32:31.079 --> 01:32:35.960
away is really funny. He's superstars
that know that all these type of women

1338
01:32:36.600 --> 01:32:42.000
just want is that very thing.
So then they're set for life and then

1339
01:32:42.079 --> 01:32:45.800
they somehow are not actually like,
bro, I'm vasecting meat out if I'm

1340
01:32:45.840 --> 01:32:49.640
sucking these guys, If these guys, can I be very real? One

1341
01:32:49.640 --> 01:32:54.680
thing before you move on, Ye, should a girl poking a hole in

1342
01:32:54.760 --> 01:33:00.720
a condom be punishable on cart?
Absolutely? Yeah, I think I think

1343
01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:03.640
it is. I think the only
issue is that I don't think I think

1344
01:33:03.640 --> 01:33:09.960
it happily fucking lutely is kin kinkson
it is. Here's the thing, it's

1345
01:33:10.039 --> 01:33:12.800
difficult to prove. That's kind of
the thing that you have to because you

1346
01:33:12.880 --> 01:33:14.880
have to you have to be able
to prove that there was intent to do

1347
01:33:15.000 --> 01:33:15.840
that. You have to be able
to prove that it wasn't just a defective

1348
01:33:15.840 --> 01:33:19.760
condom, that it wasn't just broken, that it was genuinely the intent or

1349
01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:25.560
the the the intentional will of the
woman to do it, and that's really

1350
01:33:25.600 --> 01:33:28.960
hard to prove. So that is
in some ways, you're you're not wrong

1351
01:33:29.079 --> 01:33:32.520
that it would be listening. It's
it's ostensibly difficult to prove that, but

1352
01:33:32.640 --> 01:33:36.159
it is illegal objectively, like if
you're on if you're on video saying like

1353
01:33:36.199 --> 01:33:39.319
I'm gonna poke a hole in the
condom, and then it's like that's you're

1354
01:33:40.039 --> 01:33:44.720
you're you're done, dude, you
lose that you're getting cooked, getting but

1355
01:33:45.079 --> 01:33:48.359
alive. I want but I want
to ask, dude, So I brought

1356
01:33:48.439 --> 01:33:50.520
up all these these people. I
didn't have a fifth one. I honestly

1357
01:33:50.560 --> 01:33:53.960
don't care like that. Those are
the only people that I care to bring

1358
01:33:54.079 --> 01:33:58.560
back. Uh why Amy? Why
the confusion about Amy Winehouse? Oh?

1359
01:33:59.159 --> 01:34:04.840
Okay, So I guess I'm personally
I've always been confused about the uh how

1360
01:34:05.000 --> 01:34:10.319
much people like Amy Winehouse? I
guess internationally because I know, like in

1361
01:34:10.680 --> 01:34:16.119
the UK people ride for their fucking
artists, but like internationally, like I

1362
01:34:16.840 --> 01:34:20.119
always every time I even know somebody
that I'm interested in working with, she

1363
01:34:20.279 --> 01:34:26.720
like idolizes Amy Winehouse and I'm like, what where's her catalog? Like what

1364
01:34:26.840 --> 01:34:30.960
did she do that that? Like? Well, where where her her chart?

1365
01:34:31.039 --> 01:34:34.680
Topping? Things? Other than that
rehab song like I did, I

1366
01:34:34.800 --> 01:34:40.119
don't. I didn't really shed she
had she had back to Black, she

1367
01:34:40.199 --> 01:34:43.439
had Valerie. You know, I'm
no good. It's a great song.

1368
01:34:45.399 --> 01:34:48.159
She also did some I did she
do stuff with I feel like she did

1369
01:34:48.199 --> 01:34:55.159
stuff with them like these really old
uh like what lady what what the lady

1370
01:34:55.199 --> 01:34:58.760
got got did with Tony Bennett before
he died, when they were doing all

1371
01:34:58.800 --> 01:35:01.600
those like those, I guess this
is my this is my point, like

1372
01:35:02.199 --> 01:35:04.840
the way that I guess, the
way that she's revered, even people were

1373
01:35:04.880 --> 01:35:08.640
saying, oh, she's a part
of the twenty seven year old curse,

1374
01:35:09.239 --> 01:35:15.239
like Janis Job. Janis Joplin's ever
been as weird to me. And and

1375
01:35:15.439 --> 01:35:16.560
the thing is, when when they're
talking about these people, I'm like,

1376
01:35:16.640 --> 01:35:21.840
well, these people are fucking like
like legendary and the amount of records that

1377
01:35:21.920 --> 01:35:25.520
they sold. And then when I
when I hear amy Wina, so I'm

1378
01:35:25.560 --> 01:35:28.279
like, now I said, this
is maybe just a complete me thing.

1379
01:35:28.920 --> 01:35:34.479
But I've just never felt I've felt
that like people talk about her more than

1380
01:35:34.680 --> 01:35:38.479
her music has truly resonated with me. I didn't even hear a shit on

1381
01:35:38.520 --> 01:35:44.479
the radio ever, ever, Like
literally I wasn't radio every morning now like

1382
01:35:44.720 --> 01:35:46.720
no, I was doing like radio
stations like I'm just I would. I

1383
01:35:46.880 --> 01:35:49.479
literally was just listening to Selena on
the radio. You know what I mean?

1384
01:35:49.640 --> 01:35:54.560
You Selena on the radio ones in
in Nevada and near southern California.

1385
01:35:56.199 --> 01:35:59.600
So what I'm saying is, I'm
listening to a pop station that plays new

1386
01:35:59.680 --> 01:36:01.920
hits and old hits, and I'm
listening. I have two pop stations on

1387
01:36:02.039 --> 01:36:08.079
my on my presets because she didn't
really, Yeah, I've been driving for

1388
01:36:08.279 --> 01:36:12.920
seven months. I'm listening to radio. I've never heard one time. I

1389
01:36:13.319 --> 01:36:15.840
can't argue because I, first of
all, I listened to radio. The

1390
01:36:15.920 --> 01:36:18.479
fact that radio people people listen to
the radio to meet in general's madness.

1391
01:36:18.560 --> 01:36:21.600
No, it's madness until you fucking
commute to work. That's the thing.

1392
01:36:21.760 --> 01:36:26.560
I stopped listening to the radio until
I started driving jodor work. Now like

1393
01:36:26.720 --> 01:36:30.680
I'm kind of cue it in,
I don't. I'm stop lasing the radio

1394
01:36:30.760 --> 01:36:34.880
like other than it's just easier to
not plug in my phone or have my

1395
01:36:34.920 --> 01:36:38.960
bluetooth. I don't give a fuck. It's just on and then press a

1396
01:36:39.039 --> 01:36:44.920
button. Right. But my point
being, like im even in any setting.

1397
01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:48.560
I just don't see anything of her
in that way, and I just

1398
01:36:48.680 --> 01:36:51.760
always found a bizarre I'm like,
is it just me because I feel like

1399
01:36:51.840 --> 01:36:57.000
I'm like, I don't get it. Almost feel like I'm being gasolate into

1400
01:36:57.079 --> 01:37:00.880
being like she's like this superstar.
But it's it's what happened is that she

1401
01:37:00.279 --> 01:37:04.039
got snuffed out really fucking early,
and she was like she was doing a

1402
01:37:04.119 --> 01:37:08.279
lot of she was doing a lot
of performing like live. A lot of

1403
01:37:08.359 --> 01:37:13.560
what she was doing wasn't really like
she wasn't sitting and recording music a lot.

1404
01:37:13.640 --> 01:37:15.800
She was going out and and kind
of performing, and it was getting

1405
01:37:15.840 --> 01:37:19.239
the attention of other like musicians and
producing like this is fucking crazy. Yeah,

1406
01:37:19.439 --> 01:37:23.439
And that's what she's That's what she's
known for more as being like kind

1407
01:37:23.479 --> 01:37:26.640
of like the musicians musician, you
know what I mean, like almost almost

1408
01:37:26.640 --> 01:37:28.760
like it's fair, almost like you's
almost like you know how like certain raps,

1409
01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:30.800
like there are certain rappers who are
arguably like more famous two rappers than

1410
01:37:30.800 --> 01:37:35.840
they are too general artists. It's
totally fair. Nas is that great example,

1411
01:37:36.920 --> 01:37:41.520
because he's not his numbers do not
like compare, even though he's like

1412
01:37:41.600 --> 01:37:45.600
infinitely better than Drake or something like, you know, like it's I understand,

1413
01:37:45.840 --> 01:37:47.800
I get that. That actually makes
a lot of sense in that context,

1414
01:37:48.159 --> 01:37:51.399
and it's clarifying. I'm not even
knocking her talent. I'm just I'm

1415
01:37:51.439 --> 01:37:55.520
just talking about the star power,
yeah, because obviously she's talented to shit.

1416
01:37:55.880 --> 01:37:58.399
Yeah, honestly, that rehab song
is probably like my least favorite one

1417
01:37:58.600 --> 01:38:02.279
that she has body because I never
I never really that's not my thing.

1418
01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:04.880
I was like, Oh, it's
very it's very jazzy. It's almost like

1419
01:38:04.920 --> 01:38:09.279
Fallout Radio in some way where it
feels like weirdly timeless, like it feels

1420
01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:11.520
like it's like a lot of it's
like, you know, you know,

1421
01:38:11.600 --> 01:38:14.840
I'm no good. It's fucking awesome
and and love love us A losing game

1422
01:38:14.920 --> 01:38:16.880
is a great one too, But
uh yeah, I mean she she just

1423
01:38:17.159 --> 01:38:20.199
she doesn't have a lot of material. But I think it just it hit,

1424
01:38:20.439 --> 01:38:25.359
it hit really hard, and then
she fucking died, which is super

1425
01:38:25.439 --> 01:38:29.640
fucking sad. But that's but that's
why, that's my main reason why I

1426
01:38:29.680 --> 01:38:30.520
think I would bring her back.
It is because she hit so hard and

1427
01:38:30.520 --> 01:38:35.960
then she left so quick. Yeah, she still has a lot of those

1428
01:38:36.079 --> 01:38:40.760
ones have a chance to ruin their
careers. It makes me I think they

1429
01:38:41.159 --> 01:38:46.800
like so at least Selena put out
these fucking like iconic songs that are undeniable,

1430
01:38:47.920 --> 01:38:50.640
so to that point where I feel
like she can't ruin her career,

1431
01:38:50.720 --> 01:38:55.560
it's like like it's like Whitney Houston
still performing that Christmas ship. She can't

1432
01:38:55.640 --> 01:38:59.239
hit those fucking high notes anymore,
but she still has the legacy. I've

1433
01:38:59.239 --> 01:39:04.319
still been making me music for thirty
years before she died. Selena became popular,

1434
01:39:05.880 --> 01:39:12.600
truly popular. Three years before she
died, truly popular what she died,

1435
01:39:12.920 --> 01:39:15.720
and then she died and she became
iconic. Trust me, bro I

1436
01:39:15.840 --> 01:39:18.760
live with, I live with the
Mexican. I am Puerto Rican. My

1437
01:39:19.039 --> 01:39:24.880
sister loves Selena more like it's Lydia
Estefan is the first one in my house,

1438
01:39:25.279 --> 01:39:29.640
and then Selena, then Celia Cruz. Those motherfuckers were played so much

1439
01:39:29.720 --> 01:39:31.359
in myle was growing up that it
made me upset. Now Selena was the

1440
01:39:31.439 --> 01:39:35.920
goat because I live with you know, we're all young, we're all young

1441
01:39:36.640 --> 01:39:42.960
Hispanic step sisters. And the fucking
movie came out after and sh I think,

1442
01:39:43.000 --> 01:39:48.039
I think is what's his name?
Pinya what's something in the movie fun?

1443
01:39:48.079 --> 01:39:53.720
Who's that actor? He's the guy
that was in Michael Mike Pinya There

1444
01:39:53.760 --> 01:39:55.359
we Go. I think he was
in there. I think he was a

1445
01:39:56.239 --> 01:39:58.520
brother or something. He might have
been one of the brothers. Fuck man,

1446
01:39:58.520 --> 01:40:00.600
I haven't seen that movie so long
anyway. Whatever, No, I

1447
01:40:00.720 --> 01:40:03.840
feel like she had. Her catalog
is good enough to where I feel like

1448
01:40:04.159 --> 01:40:09.720
after a certain point when your catalog
is just so good that you can't fuck

1449
01:40:09.760 --> 01:40:14.079
it. But it's that makes it
so good. She had one English album,

1450
01:40:14.199 --> 01:40:16.600
the one that's famous, that's it. But that's what I mean those

1451
01:40:16.720 --> 01:40:21.920
those songs. Has obviously all of
the dude, she has fucking like huge

1452
01:40:23.239 --> 01:40:27.720
English ballads. She has like that
literally just came on the radio. They

1453
01:40:27.760 --> 01:40:30.039
have they have a lot. Here's
here's what I would say. I think

1454
01:40:30.119 --> 01:40:33.159
she but I think she has I
think she would have a lot to give.

1455
01:40:33.239 --> 01:40:38.359
Still is that that's the point.
I don't think she has, Like

1456
01:40:38.840 --> 01:40:42.159
you're more on the class half empty
and I'm more on the glass full.

1457
01:40:42.319 --> 01:40:45.279
I think I think she has way
more hits. Also, let's be fucking

1458
01:40:45.359 --> 01:40:50.199
real. Yeah, like Kurt Cobain, if he if he just continued,

1459
01:40:53.359 --> 01:40:56.720
he probably wouldn't be a legend.
I'm actually glad he died not in the

1460
01:40:56.800 --> 01:40:59.000
same way, not in the same
way, because there's a good chance,

1461
01:40:59.640 --> 01:41:00.840
you know, that's probably true.
That's probably true for a lot of people.

1462
01:41:01.079 --> 01:41:02.600
That, dude, that's probably true
for a lot of people. Think

1463
01:41:02.600 --> 01:41:04.760
about the people like I mean,
we talked about it with Eminem earlier,

1464
01:41:04.840 --> 01:41:09.279
literally where it's like, dude,
like, I mean, I don't know,

1465
01:41:09.960 --> 01:41:12.960
there's a there is a point where
like sometimes you you just kind of

1466
01:41:13.000 --> 01:41:15.720
run out, but that's still like
I don't know, man, if if

1467
01:41:15.800 --> 01:41:20.199
Eminem died before like the Eminem Show
or something that would suck, that would

1468
01:41:20.199 --> 01:41:21.920
have sucked. It would be cool
like a bunch of you know, like

1469
01:41:23.000 --> 01:41:29.760
when a bunch of LGBT people were
angry at him because obviously, yeah,

1470
01:41:30.279 --> 01:41:34.560
Marshall Mothers LP has a lot of
homophobiction, and like what what if he

1471
01:41:34.720 --> 01:41:38.600
if Eminem, if Eminem died before
kill You came out, that would have

1472
01:41:38.680 --> 01:41:44.760
been such a loss. That would
be later, bro, I know what

1473
01:41:44.760 --> 01:41:46.279
I'm saying. That's basically what happen
to Amy Wine. Hass what I'm saying,

1474
01:41:46.880 --> 01:41:50.239
So like, yeah, I don't
know, Marsha Mothers LP is fucking

1475
01:41:50.520 --> 01:41:55.079
is still that is one of the
funnest albums, is one of the greatest.

1476
01:41:55.520 --> 01:41:59.119
The fact that that's the second album
is insane. It's that it's the

1477
01:41:59.319 --> 01:42:03.239
second albums. I'm like, all
right, and it's hard to be fair

1478
01:42:03.359 --> 01:42:09.239
man, that's a fucking that what
a fucking album to follow up on Jesus

1479
01:42:09.800 --> 01:42:11.840
Like, that is hard. That
is such a That's why, like,

1480
01:42:12.000 --> 01:42:15.880
like say, somebody like Metallica where
they're you know, if you're a thrash

1481
01:42:15.960 --> 01:42:18.119
fan, it's all about master of
public Puppets and then fucking like Ride the

1482
01:42:18.159 --> 01:42:24.399
Lightning or something. But then I
would say fucking I would say objectively,

1483
01:42:24.800 --> 01:42:28.119
and I feel like most people have
come around that their Black Album. They're

1484
01:42:28.159 --> 01:42:30.560
ninety one Black Album is the best
thing they've done, which is insane.

1485
01:42:30.640 --> 01:42:35.600
We're fucking decades later. They already
had some ship that was considered like godworthy,

1486
01:42:36.039 --> 01:42:39.199
and then they just changed up their
sound a little bit, and I'm

1487
01:42:39.239 --> 01:42:42.920
like, this is brilliant songwriting,
which is the hard thing to do.

1488
01:42:43.079 --> 01:42:46.600
And to that point, I wanted
to say why I'm glad. It's stupid

1489
01:42:46.640 --> 01:42:51.159
to say why I'm glad, Kirk. I'm just I'm saying I'm content.

1490
01:42:51.279 --> 01:42:59.239
With him being gone because food Fighters
and Food Fighters after Taylor Hopkins. Uh,

1491
01:42:59.600 --> 01:43:03.000
dude, this new album is fucking
good. It's wait really really yeah,

1492
01:43:03.159 --> 01:43:06.399
it's really good. I was fucking
did you listen to it? No?

1493
01:43:06.800 --> 01:43:11.399
I fell off them kind of hard
so they released, So I fell

1494
01:43:11.439 --> 01:43:14.000
off of them after a while too, because I'm like just another food Fighters

1495
01:43:14.039 --> 01:43:17.039
album, but I feel like there's
been a revamping of the newest one.

1496
01:43:17.319 --> 01:43:21.239
Yeah, so the look up the
song that that they're single, I forgot

1497
01:43:21.279 --> 01:43:26.079
what it's called, but it's like
Kings and Queens. And then then it's

1498
01:43:26.079 --> 01:43:30.399
a really it's a it's actually it's
really good. I was actually really uh

1499
01:43:30.640 --> 01:43:33.199
the new album is but but here
we Are. Yeah, that's it.

1500
01:43:33.479 --> 01:43:40.159
And this is post their drummer Taylor
Hopkins. I might be saying the name

1501
01:43:40.199 --> 01:43:44.720
wrong. Yeah, I don't know. Like I watched I listen to some

1502
01:43:44.840 --> 01:43:46.079
of the stuff that they came out
with somewhat recently, and I was like,

1503
01:43:46.239 --> 01:43:49.199
I'm not really feeling I can't remember
the last time I really vibed with

1504
01:43:49.760 --> 01:43:51.840
Food Fighters. Really they were they
were never like one of my favorite,

1505
01:43:51.840 --> 01:43:56.000
Like I like them, but it's
it's more like this is like guitar hero.

1506
01:43:57.039 --> 01:44:00.359
You know what I mean. I
think they have a lot of like

1507
01:44:00.640 --> 01:44:03.960
I've never i've never liked their album's
front to back, but I think they

1508
01:44:04.039 --> 01:44:08.560
have a lot of great singles.
Exactly right, exactly, yeah, Like

1509
01:44:08.760 --> 01:44:14.079
that's how I feel about it.
Like the Pretenders. Fucking yeah, the

1510
01:44:14.159 --> 01:44:18.119
Pretender is so good, like it's
unreal. But that's really the last song

1511
01:44:18.199 --> 01:44:23.840
that I remember vibing with, like
really, like truly, this song is

1512
01:44:23.880 --> 01:44:28.439
called Rescued, the one that I
would say specifically, so it just dropped

1513
01:44:28.479 --> 01:44:30.880
like a like maybe a few months
ago the album, but like the song

1514
01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:34.399
Rescued, I really I'm like,
oh, this is like a great vibe

1515
01:44:34.479 --> 01:44:38.720
and it's it's just interesting, like
how old this band is. And usually

1516
01:44:38.800 --> 01:44:41.840
at this point in a person's in
the band's career, in artist career,

1517
01:44:41.880 --> 01:44:45.880
I'm not expecting anything from them anymore, Like twenty two decades later, I'm

1518
01:44:45.880 --> 01:44:49.199
not expecting you to release great shit
anymore. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

1519
01:44:49.199 --> 01:44:53.399
But it's the fact that like I
was, like I was pleasantly surprised here

1520
01:44:53.640 --> 01:44:56.159
and hearing it on the radio,
it is how I've heard it, and

1521
01:44:56.239 --> 01:44:59.199
I was like, this song's fucking
good. I liked the song that's how

1522
01:44:59.359 --> 01:45:04.600
that's how I feel about about Rise, where it's like because their first several

1523
01:45:04.640 --> 01:45:08.600
albums were so good and the rest
of them are still good too, but

1524
01:45:08.680 --> 01:45:13.319
it's like you're, I know,
for you're not you're not topping this one.

1525
01:45:13.479 --> 01:45:15.279
Yeah, you're like, you're not. She's not at twenty four,

1526
01:45:15.439 --> 01:45:18.800
No chance in hell. She wasn'tna
twenty four yet she was gonna be twenty

1527
01:45:18.800 --> 01:45:21.239
four and two weeks twenty three years
old, were talking about Selena. We

1528
01:45:21.359 --> 01:45:27.479
talked about how beautiful she bro.
She was gorgeous man, Selena. Selena

1529
01:45:27.600 --> 01:45:30.159
was stunningly I mean that was what
I mean, that's really that's the package

1530
01:45:30.399 --> 01:45:36.560
of like Grady was just beautiful.
She was she was, she was pretty.

1531
01:45:36.960 --> 01:45:39.720
I mean, that's that's what it
all comes down to. Man,

1532
01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:44.279
cake bro, she was caked off. If you don't have it's fucked it's

1533
01:45:44.319 --> 01:45:49.039
fucked up. That like she's beautiful
beauty really never thought about that. It

1534
01:45:49.119 --> 01:45:54.520
just sucks that beauty really it really, it will thrust you into the spotlight

1535
01:45:54.600 --> 01:45:58.880
faster than anything because there's a there's
a million great singers. And then it's

1536
01:45:58.920 --> 01:46:01.920
like you think it's I think intelligence
does. But you gotta move. You

1537
01:46:02.039 --> 01:46:06.000
gotta move smart, but beauty beaut
gets you looked at. I think if

1538
01:46:06.039 --> 01:46:10.159
you move smart, you move exactly
My point, there are gonna be a

1539
01:46:10.279 --> 01:46:15.119
thousand people singing the exact same one
that people are gonna total even men,

1540
01:46:15.520 --> 01:46:18.439
even men. Just look at just
just look at artists on average. Man,

1541
01:46:19.239 --> 01:46:21.840
there's artists on average, not kid. Them are great looking guys.

1542
01:46:21.960 --> 01:46:27.479
Many famine artists, A lot of
them are beautiful. I'm talking about like

1543
01:46:27.560 --> 01:46:30.960
famous, I'm talking about famous,
the guys fucking the guys look good,

1544
01:46:31.039 --> 01:46:34.000
dude, I don't think so,
man. I think movie stars definitely.

1545
01:46:34.399 --> 01:46:38.960
I think he thinks he thinks he's
thinking like, oh, Louise Guzman or

1546
01:46:39.000 --> 01:46:44.159
something comin name name name right now, for real, for real, for

1547
01:46:44.199 --> 01:46:48.760
real, name five gorgeous male artists
right now. I can I can't say

1548
01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:53.520
gorgeous because I don't know. I
don't like a really good looking guy.

1549
01:46:53.680 --> 01:46:55.720
And look, it's this is probably
gonna be subjective to some people, but

1550
01:46:55.760 --> 01:46:58.560
I think, like I think Justin
Bieber is objectively a good looking dude.

1551
01:46:58.960 --> 01:47:00.680
I think at the time it became
famous, he was he was the girls.

1552
01:47:00.800 --> 01:47:03.159
I think I think it looks way
better now. I think it looks

1553
01:47:03.239 --> 01:47:06.159
way better now like as an no
no, no no. But at the

1554
01:47:06.239 --> 01:47:10.520
time when he became famous, he
was all the little girls were looking.

1555
01:47:10.720 --> 01:47:12.840
He was that kind of guy,
right, So I agree, yes,

1556
01:47:13.079 --> 01:47:15.680
just see, like I've seen him
because YouTube was trying to shove this thing.

1557
01:47:16.720 --> 01:47:19.479
Now he looks like a drug addict. Now, I mean because I

1558
01:47:19.520 --> 01:47:24.439
saw this thing on YouTube. They
were promoting their originals and he was like

1559
01:47:24.520 --> 01:47:26.760
getting married to some chick or something, and I was like, he just

1560
01:47:26.840 --> 01:47:29.840
looks he looks like a good looking
grown ass man. And I think he

1561
01:47:29.880 --> 01:47:33.960
looks he looks like Cobain before they're
they're all I love, disagree, but

1562
01:47:34.319 --> 01:47:39.439
all these people are like very conventionally
conventionally good looking. Yeah, like I

1563
01:47:39.479 --> 01:47:43.840
think, like just would name like
Timberlake, Timberlake. I mean, of

1564
01:47:43.920 --> 01:47:46.600
course he's he's attractive. Man,
I'm trying to think. I don't know,

1565
01:47:46.760 --> 01:47:50.520
Charlie Pruth, Charlie Pruth, Zane, Jason Derulo, fucking all these

1566
01:47:50.800 --> 01:47:54.720
all these people, like I mean, I mean, you couldn't be ugly

1567
01:47:54.800 --> 01:47:56.279
in B an, R and B, Like you weren't gonna make it.

1568
01:47:56.600 --> 01:48:04.640
It was impossible. Yeah, but
he was he was old school, bro

1569
01:48:04.760 --> 01:48:08.520
old school. But then once,
once, once he entered the nineties,

1570
01:48:09.039 --> 01:48:11.960
like like, you can only get
so far even like say, someone like

1571
01:48:12.119 --> 01:48:15.399
Joe, he was like not Joe
was one of the greatest fucking singers of

1572
01:48:15.439 --> 01:48:19.039
all time, but he just couldn't
He just couldn't really break through as far

1573
01:48:19.279 --> 01:48:24.159
as he had that one song I
want to know, I want to know

1574
01:48:24.399 --> 01:48:27.439
what turns you on? Like,
yeah, I wonder why Joe didn't break

1575
01:48:27.479 --> 01:48:34.000
into the Yeah this Joe, he
was riding surfing bitches comic dude, like

1576
01:48:34.359 --> 01:48:43.680
like, oh like that introducing the
latest pop sensation, Chris, I agree

1577
01:48:43.680 --> 01:48:45.720
with you, dude, I agree
more. You got you gotta do something.

1578
01:48:45.800 --> 01:48:49.319
Man could not agree Like I could
not agree more because every everybody else

1579
01:48:49.399 --> 01:48:54.199
in R and B had a smooth
name, Brian McKnight, Man Casey,

1580
01:48:54.319 --> 01:48:58.840
and Joe, Joe fucking Drew Hill. Like there was like names that actually

1581
01:48:58.920 --> 01:49:06.319
sounded a little smooth in this nigga
was just like me, Joe. Joe

1582
01:49:06.439 --> 01:49:12.319
is a fantastic singer though he has
he has one of the best fucking voices

1583
01:49:12.359 --> 01:49:15.840
man, and but I just feel
like number one, he wasn't the best

1584
01:49:15.920 --> 01:49:17.920
looking guy. I think he's still
a good looking guy. But like I

1585
01:49:17.960 --> 01:49:21.600
also say the same thing about like
Seal. Seal is fucking hideous. Seal

1586
01:49:21.760 --> 01:49:26.640
is but like so he couldn't stay
on that long. His voice could only

1587
01:49:26.720 --> 01:49:30.319
do so much. It's Seal hideous. Yes, I don't remember what we'll

1588
01:49:30.319 --> 01:49:31.880
see. Okay, that's that's maybe
rude of me to say. I don't

1589
01:49:31.880 --> 01:49:36.000
think he's hideous. I just think
he's not what you would call Conal Steel

1590
01:49:36.199 --> 01:49:43.479
was good looking to women. I
think men can't understand why he's good looking.

1591
01:49:43.840 --> 01:49:50.199
I think I feel enough pitch black, fucking vhantom black human, but

1592
01:49:50.399 --> 01:50:00.359
he he's must Seal looks like it's
the scars. Seal looks like those are

1593
01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:02.560
acting scars, bro, those are
triving scars. Were those fucking like trench

1594
01:50:02.640 --> 01:50:09.520
scars? Those are like scars.
Still looks still looks like he's evolving into

1595
01:50:09.600 --> 01:50:14.079
Willem Dafoe at all times. I
don't think. I don't think it's crazy

1596
01:50:15.000 --> 01:50:16.840
because Lily thinks he is good looking, and I don't like, how do

1597
01:50:16.920 --> 01:50:21.119
you think look fair enough to I
honestly think he looks fine, like outside

1598
01:50:21.119 --> 01:50:24.880
of like the outside of the scars, and you gotta be real though,

1599
01:50:24.920 --> 01:50:30.119
at least to be fair to him. The scars are at least symmetrical,

1600
01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:33.079
which looks kind of it looks kind
of cool. It looks like he looks

1601
01:50:33.119 --> 01:50:36.479
like a main character in like BATTLESTARKT
or something where like if you're like,

1602
01:50:36.520 --> 01:50:41.760
this is dope just to see this
person. He looks like he's like dude

1603
01:50:42.399 --> 01:50:45.159
models. He looks like Wayne Brady, and he looks like if Wayne Brady

1604
01:50:45.199 --> 01:50:49.800
and Lance Reddick fused into a scarred
person, you know, like way Brady

1605
01:50:50.159 --> 01:50:55.359
Reddick somehow combined their level of black
into one person. Do you know what

1606
01:50:55.399 --> 01:50:57.760
I mean? When he's a dangerous
human man? You know what I mean?

1607
01:50:57.920 --> 01:51:00.680
I feel like that's a pretty I
feel it's a pretty accurate power comparison

1608
01:51:00.760 --> 01:51:02.840
point. Honestly, it's not bad. Yeah, I don't get I don't

1609
01:51:02.920 --> 01:51:06.760
get it. Like my girlfriend Lily
thinks, I don't think Chadwick Boseman was

1610
01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:09.479
that good looking, right. I
think he was a fine looking guy.

1611
01:51:09.760 --> 01:51:13.439
I think Chad I think every woman
I asked it's like he's one of the

1612
01:51:13.520 --> 01:51:16.760
most handsome men ever looking. I
think it's very hands I think he's fine

1613
01:51:16.800 --> 01:51:19.840
looking. I didn't think he was
like gorgeous because like Lily thinks, he's

1614
01:51:20.000 --> 01:51:24.039
looking at like Michael b. Jordan, like she thinks he's fucking gorgeous.

1615
01:51:24.239 --> 01:51:26.640
I think I would put them on
the same level. I kind of think

1616
01:51:26.640 --> 01:51:29.279
he has I think I think real
Michael B. Jordan has more of this

1617
01:51:29.479 --> 01:51:33.359
boyish charm to him. I think
Chadwick Boseman has more of a mannished look.

1618
01:51:33.399 --> 01:51:35.960
I think it's kind of like what
you're into. I'm just looking at

1619
01:51:35.960 --> 01:51:40.359
them, Chick Boseman. Chadwick Boseman
to me looks more like unique, like

1620
01:51:40.520 --> 01:51:44.640
like I think Michael B. Jordan
looks like a basketball like a million people

1621
01:51:44.720 --> 01:51:48.079
that I've met like sincerely look looks
I know, but like it's sincere,

1622
01:51:48.560 --> 01:51:50.880
like it's it's like it's like I
say, the same way I feel about

1623
01:51:50.880 --> 01:51:54.560
Megan Fox, where like I look
at Megan Fox and it's like she's attractive,

1624
01:51:54.600 --> 01:51:58.439
I guess, but she's also like
incredibly generic at point where to the

1625
01:51:58.439 --> 01:52:00.479
point where like it doesn't do anything
for me, Like, Okay, that's

1626
01:52:00.479 --> 01:52:02.800
gon attractive. Now. Remember when
she was unique looking? No, I

1627
01:52:02.880 --> 01:52:05.960
don't remember that. She wasn't like, she wasn't blonde. I thought she

1628
01:52:06.079 --> 01:52:11.600
wasn't. She wasn't like fair,
fair skin. She always looked like everybody

1629
01:52:11.640 --> 01:52:14.680
I've seen on everybody I would see
on a magazine looked like Megan Fox to

1630
01:52:14.720 --> 01:52:16.279
me, like, it did not. It did not break through to me.

1631
01:52:16.520 --> 01:52:21.359
And I liked her in The Transformers. I thought, you, I

1632
01:52:21.399 --> 01:52:25.159
thought she was very attractive in that, But I think it was also because

1633
01:52:25.279 --> 01:52:29.000
she didn't talk a lot, and
and that kind of like, dude her

1634
01:52:29.079 --> 01:52:30.600
in Mortal Kombats crazy. I know
we talked about it last time, but

1635
01:52:30.720 --> 01:52:34.439
like, yeah, did we talk
about last time? Did we mentioned it

1636
01:52:34.439 --> 01:52:39.359
a little bit? It's not it's
it's kind of embarrassing. Apparently she clapped

1637
01:52:39.359 --> 01:52:43.439
back, but doesn't mean we're bad
people. She clapped back. I have

1638
01:52:43.520 --> 01:52:45.319
to see that. I haven't seen
it. I've just seen that. They

1639
01:52:45.359 --> 01:52:47.439
said, Oh she clapped back at
the trolls, And I'm like, I

1640
01:52:47.640 --> 01:52:49.760
need to watch this later. And
I don't know what it was. I

1641
01:52:49.800 --> 01:52:54.239
have no idea what she said or
Megan Fox perfectly responds to Mortal Kombat one

1642
01:52:54.279 --> 01:52:58.720
backlash. Let me see, God, why all these websites have these stupid

1643
01:52:58.760 --> 01:53:03.000
fucking pop ups? Yeah, uh, Mortal Kombat one Papa? What she

1644
01:53:03.079 --> 01:53:10.840
say? What she say? You
I'm gonna kill you? Uh? Okay,

1645
01:53:10.880 --> 01:53:15.119
I guess is what the fuck at
least I'm okay. On her Instagram,

1646
01:53:15.159 --> 01:53:18.039
the Transformers actress posted the message,
I actually can't believe I'm voice acting

1647
01:53:18.119 --> 01:53:20.920
character in Mortal Kombat one. Now
all you grumpy trolls in the comments can

1648
01:53:21.239 --> 01:53:25.800
can execute a fatality on me?
What Oh, that's what she said.

1649
01:53:26.319 --> 01:53:29.000
I mean, I guess she's fine
with it. I guess she's like,

1650
01:53:30.359 --> 01:53:31.439
all right, okay, you know
what I would say that. I think

1651
01:53:31.479 --> 01:53:35.920
that almost further proves that like Ed
Boone wants shitty voice acting. Yeah,

1652
01:53:35.960 --> 01:53:39.840
I think so too. Yeah,
Like it's just it. It does create

1653
01:53:39.920 --> 01:53:43.600
does something. It does create,
It does create buzz. Maybe there's like

1654
01:53:43.680 --> 01:53:45.640
he thinks there's like a B movie
charm to it, which is probably accurate

1655
01:53:45.680 --> 01:53:51.319
from Mortal Kombat. Because fucking stupid
that uh that you have to kind of

1656
01:53:51.359 --> 01:53:56.560
not take it super serious. Sting
is absolutely stupid. But if you get

1657
01:53:56.640 --> 01:54:00.119
pat like let's let's in a universe
word like they took all the gay as

1658
01:54:00.840 --> 01:54:03.960
the fatality is not that ship because
I think that shit. It's eight year

1659
01:54:03.960 --> 01:54:09.359
old me thinks that shit is awesome. I as in a grown ass adult.

1660
01:54:09.439 --> 01:54:13.359
I really personally it still looks visually
impressive, but I don't care about

1661
01:54:13.399 --> 01:54:16.399
it. That is my I actually
do like the world that has been built,

1662
01:54:17.079 --> 01:54:21.439
Like in the PS two era when
they started really fleshing out the worlds,

1663
01:54:23.000 --> 01:54:27.920
it's actually really compelling, it's really
fun. It's just like a plane

1664
01:54:28.000 --> 01:54:32.279
spreading. A plane's like wide story
of like worlds and cars and stuff.

1665
01:54:32.399 --> 01:54:35.720
Now if you get past that other
the bloody bolt, because I mean as

1666
01:54:35.800 --> 01:54:39.560
as an old man, as a
thirty five year old, I'm like when

1667
01:54:39.560 --> 01:54:42.640
I see the fatalities usually that come
at the end of the trailers when they're

1668
01:54:42.640 --> 01:54:45.279
pulling the shit, I'm like,
it's so stupid, it's so silly.

1669
01:54:45.359 --> 01:54:51.800
It's so silly because it's like this
got stabbed in the head, slammed,

1670
01:54:51.880 --> 01:54:58.680
his back broken, he gets up
and keep fighting. That's not possible.

1671
01:54:58.800 --> 01:55:01.720
I really did like when they put
those things and the things because there's like

1672
01:55:01.840 --> 01:55:09.159
the there's like a so so cool
as the X rays they had, like

1673
01:55:09.560 --> 01:55:14.319
so there was like a crushing blow
and a fatal blow. This man's ribs

1674
01:55:14.359 --> 01:55:17.840
are gone, yeah, and he's
still fighting. The crushing blows were stupid

1675
01:55:17.920 --> 01:55:23.039
or because it would be usually at
a if you counter correctly or something,

1676
01:55:23.159 --> 01:55:28.359
so this could be at any time
in the match and then the fatal blow

1677
01:55:28.399 --> 01:55:31.079
you would have to build up meter, which is the X ray and so,

1678
01:55:31.560 --> 01:55:36.600
and that's usually the X ray made
somewhat sense because the way you build

1679
01:55:36.720 --> 01:55:41.479
the meter where it's either you know
the person's at the end of their life,

1680
01:55:41.520 --> 01:55:44.319
so it makes sense to execute it
and they're gonna be dead anyway,

1681
01:55:44.920 --> 01:55:46.840
or you've been getting your ass beats
so much now you can have an advantage

1682
01:55:46.840 --> 01:55:48.920
to try to catch up. So
I get it. It's like a super

1683
01:55:49.000 --> 01:55:56.439
combo. But yeah, it just
looks its usually impressive stupid in theory of

1684
01:55:56.520 --> 01:55:59.199
course, Like like I don't think
I don't know anybody that's like, what

1685
01:55:59.279 --> 01:56:00.640
do you I don't think anybody would
agree with what we're saying right now.

1686
01:56:01.600 --> 01:56:06.119
It would be silly for people like
you're fucking you're talking about it's just so

1687
01:56:06.239 --> 01:56:12.439
fucking awesome. Like he hit somebody
in the balls with a gun, their

1688
01:56:12.479 --> 01:56:15.600
balls pop, then she shoots them
in both their kneecaps there, and then

1689
01:56:15.680 --> 01:56:23.439
that person proceeds to get up and
fight her and beat her in the sane

1690
01:56:24.359 --> 01:56:27.359
I don't know, I don't like
guess I'm just old because I'm a street

1691
01:56:27.399 --> 01:56:30.399
fighter player. I'm mostly player,
Like I got a Mortal Combat obviously,

1692
01:56:30.920 --> 01:56:32.840
because you know, and look,
I stand by this, right. I've

1693
01:56:32.840 --> 01:56:34.680
been talking about this shit. People
think I'm crazy. I've been saying this

1694
01:56:34.680 --> 01:56:38.760
since I was like eleven, and
everybody thinks, so crazy. I would

1695
01:56:38.800 --> 01:56:44.039
fuck Molina. Everybody's like no,
I'm like what who saying not? Who

1696
01:56:44.119 --> 01:56:47.359
say no? She may have a
monstrous jaw, she would have a ma

1697
01:56:48.399 --> 01:56:53.119
but so what Hey, anyone anyone
who says no, they're not They're not

1698
01:56:53.279 --> 01:57:00.520
real fans World Combat because they're not
hated rabid fan base of people that every

1699
01:57:00.560 --> 01:57:06.720
time Malina is not in Mortal Kombat, immediately they are of set. If

1700
01:57:06.760 --> 01:57:16.079
you go in, where's Molina?
She got a better body than fucking Katana.

1701
01:57:16.159 --> 01:57:18.359
In fact, I'll go as far
to argue, so you know what

1702
01:57:18.439 --> 01:57:21.800
happened why people got too obsessed with
Molina, It was because of MK nine,

1703
01:57:21.880 --> 01:57:27.039
the reboot. So MK nine this
was pure misogyny. And I was

1704
01:57:27.079 --> 01:57:30.880
all, fo, they fucking all
of the chicks had g tits or triple

1705
01:57:30.960 --> 01:57:34.800
d's or whatever. All of them
there were massive titts and they all abs

1706
01:57:34.880 --> 01:57:40.079
and ship. It was the most
ridiculous, Like I'm a fucking pervert when

1707
01:57:40.079 --> 01:57:43.680
I'm playing games, like my my
Bather's Gate. All the women are nude

1708
01:57:43.720 --> 01:57:45.720
and then the guys have armor.
You know what I'm saying, Like I'm

1709
01:57:45.760 --> 01:57:48.439
a fucking degenerate. But even I
was playing Mortal Kombat nine and I'm like,

1710
01:57:48.439 --> 01:57:50.960
all right, come on, this
is this is a little much.

1711
01:57:51.439 --> 01:57:57.079
Their their tits are so big.
But Molina she has she has a costume

1712
01:57:57.119 --> 01:58:00.399
in the in the story mode where
she's just wrapped in a little piece of

1713
01:58:00.760 --> 01:58:03.920
like cloth, like almost like she's
a mummy, just covering the bits.

1714
01:58:04.319 --> 01:58:08.000
And that just did it. That
that fucking that fucked everyone up. They're

1715
01:58:08.039 --> 01:58:14.399
like they became obsessed with Molina.
And yeah, so she wrote anyway,

1716
01:58:14.840 --> 01:58:20.119
so we got two let's do two
quick ones. Uh wait a minute,

1717
01:58:20.760 --> 01:58:25.399
I just had it, okay,
zach zach Ron and he says, hey,

1718
01:58:25.439 --> 01:58:28.279
they're boys. I just wanted to
know if you have a certain,

1719
01:58:28.720 --> 01:58:32.960
uh weirdly specific memory of playing a
game and a song that makes no sense

1720
01:58:33.000 --> 01:58:35.760
together. For example, a friend
of mine used to blare our chain hang

1721
01:58:35.920 --> 01:58:40.359
Low by Chingy every time we played
Dead Rising, to the point where it's

1722
01:58:40.359 --> 01:58:43.479
become an unconscious connection. Every time
I played the original ten Rising, So

1723
01:58:43.600 --> 01:58:45.600
I have the perfect one already.
I love this because I have I actually

1724
01:58:45.720 --> 01:58:50.560
have an answer to it immediately.
I thought of it as you do yours.

1725
01:58:50.920 --> 01:58:55.439
So for me, there's a song
called she Will by a little Wayne

1726
01:58:55.479 --> 01:59:00.840
and Drake liked in the game.
Maybe she Will if it's in the game

1727
01:59:00.960 --> 01:59:05.079
right now, and me and my
best friend would hear that song and play

1728
01:59:05.199 --> 01:59:12.680
Resident Evil five songs playing, and
it's the most I have memories of being

1729
01:59:12.720 --> 01:59:15.960
a shot of Western because we'd play
the games so much. We got infinite

1730
01:59:15.039 --> 01:59:18.600
rocket launchers and we would shoot Western
to the point he wouldn't get up anymore.

1731
01:59:18.880 --> 01:59:21.119
The longest we had him on the
floor was like half an hour.

1732
01:59:21.239 --> 01:59:27.880
He was just fighting the neel for
half an hour. We were just listening

1733
01:59:27.920 --> 01:59:31.439
to Drake. We skipped cut scenes
in that game. I've done everything that

1734
01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:35.079
was game, I played them.
I played that game the most filthily,

1735
01:59:35.800 --> 01:59:40.560
bro. I can't wait for the
remake. I can't wait. Is gonna

1736
01:59:40.560 --> 01:59:44.960
be crazy, I can't razy.
I can't wait to see the great graphics

1737
01:59:45.000 --> 01:59:49.359
on the black Skin. Dude,
just chrishus. I gotta stream on.

1738
01:59:49.479 --> 01:59:53.720
I gotta stream that game on kick
because I want to be saying the most

1739
01:59:54.119 --> 02:00:04.279
wild you would be there with you
with open arms. You'd be welcome there.

1740
02:00:06.880 --> 02:00:14.319
That's awesome. Ye like yay.
I have a lot of memories of

1741
02:00:14.520 --> 02:00:18.279
uh going over my friend's house I
didn't have an Xbox at the time and

1742
02:00:18.920 --> 02:00:23.520
be playing they my neighbors would be
sorry, my friends will be playing Halo,

1743
02:00:24.159 --> 02:00:27.800
and at that time, you could
put your the music that you had

1744
02:00:27.800 --> 02:00:30.680
stored in your Xbox. You could
just play right, so they'd be playing

1745
02:00:30.760 --> 02:00:39.119
Halo and fucking Korn's greatest hits was
on that And so I have vivid memory

1746
02:00:39.640 --> 02:00:45.359
of us specifically talking about that fucking
now weared up while they're fucking playing and

1747
02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:49.039
then to that. It's burned in
my memory to this day. And somehow

1748
02:00:49.079 --> 02:00:53.119
it led to a conversation of and
I think I might have even talked about

1749
02:00:53.159 --> 02:00:57.920
this on the podcast before. It
just making a scenario like somehow you're you're

1750
02:00:58.000 --> 02:01:01.159
fucking a girl from behind and she's
like loving it, but then she like

1751
02:01:01.279 --> 02:01:08.439
kind of goes silent and turns around
and it turns into Jonathan Davis sang singing

1752
02:01:08.560 --> 02:01:12.479
that song, and that was like, that was like birth in that fucking

1753
02:01:12.560 --> 02:01:15.880
scenario. I'm just just dude.
My Hug City humor has not changed one.

1754
02:01:16.119 --> 02:01:19.880
Iota, Ayota. It's the exact
same is when I was fucking however

1755
02:01:19.960 --> 02:01:23.560
young I was when that ship came
out. That's so funny. It's this

1756
02:01:23.720 --> 02:01:27.199
this I think of the same stuff. Yeah, dude, I don't know,

1757
02:01:27.319 --> 02:01:31.439
man I have, but so I
associate. I mean, the specific

1758
02:01:31.560 --> 02:01:38.960
game is is ape Escape, but
it extends to basically everything on the PlayStation

1759
02:01:39.039 --> 02:01:42.159
one. It extends to Crash Team
Racing, expends to Crash Bandicoots, Spiro,

1760
02:01:42.399 --> 02:01:47.920
fucking all these random The entire PS
one catalog reminds me of Mark Anthony,

1761
02:01:48.720 --> 02:01:53.279
like the all the fucking time,
because like there was I had my

1762
02:01:53.399 --> 02:01:56.159
TV in the living room for a
while, yeah, or like in the

1763
02:01:56.199 --> 02:01:58.439
way because I wasn't allowed to have
it in my room at a certain point

1764
02:01:58.439 --> 02:02:00.880
they were they were okay with that. But so I would play video games

1765
02:02:01.039 --> 02:02:03.600
in the living room, and so
I would play it on low. I

1766
02:02:03.640 --> 02:02:06.000
would have low volume or whatever,
and I'd be playing my PS one.

1767
02:02:06.000 --> 02:02:09.159
I'd be playing like I don't know, crash, Crash Team Racing, or

1768
02:02:09.159 --> 02:02:11.880
fucking ape Escape, very specifically ap
Escape. I remember this, and my

1769
02:02:12.000 --> 02:02:15.119
parents would just be blasting Mark Anthony
while they cleaned, and so like neat

1770
02:02:15.279 --> 02:02:20.800
specifically need to Know by Mark Anthony
Is reminds me of Ape Escape, and

1771
02:02:20.880 --> 02:02:25.119
Ape Escape reminds me of need to
Know every time I see it, every

1772
02:02:25.159 --> 02:02:27.600
time I play. I even did
it recently, just did try it out

1773
02:02:27.720 --> 02:02:30.960
blasting at the same time, and
it was a wild time trip, you

1774
02:02:30.039 --> 02:02:35.720
know. So those another song have
bad association with what's the name of the

1775
02:02:35.760 --> 02:02:40.800
song? Was like, oh maybe, oh yes, soy yes, So

1776
02:02:42.439 --> 02:02:47.880
it's the freaking Fast and the Furious
song. I don't know that song and

1777
02:02:48.000 --> 02:02:53.520
super Smashing rules Melee, I have
really bad association for me because I'm from

1778
02:02:53.560 --> 02:02:57.479
the Bronx and every fucking Latino played
that song. It's it, dude,

1779
02:02:57.520 --> 02:03:04.760
It's It's crazy how music music music
really is like a really good tool for

1780
02:03:04.880 --> 02:03:11.279
remembrance. Yeah, and they sent
percent. But like I think, like

1781
02:03:11.920 --> 02:03:16.000
I have so many weird associations because
of like certain certain pieces of iconography and

1782
02:03:16.119 --> 02:03:19.359
music paired together that I remember,
Like I have a really bad memory,

1783
02:03:19.359 --> 02:03:23.520
but there's certain things I remember really
really vividly, specifically because a certain song

1784
02:03:23.640 --> 02:03:27.920
is playing along with juxtaposed with a
very specific thing that makes no sense.

1785
02:03:28.279 --> 02:03:30.239
Like I think I talked about this
before, but last last Ketchup the Ketchup

1786
02:03:30.279 --> 02:03:34.119
song? Do you know that song? Yes? I said, I,

1787
02:03:34.199 --> 02:03:40.119
hey, hey, they have it
through that that that that fucking song is

1788
02:03:40.359 --> 02:03:45.039
forever associated with Harry Potter. To
me, I don't fucking I don't know

1789
02:03:45.199 --> 02:03:48.520
why the Proud Family is associated with
Halloween. Don't know why. Interesting,

1790
02:03:48.600 --> 02:03:54.840
don't know why. Fucking Uh.
Spider Man, the Original Spider Man two

1791
02:03:54.880 --> 02:03:59.479
thousand and one, deeply associated with
fucking Story of a Girl by nine Days

1792
02:04:01.560 --> 02:04:04.760
because these were because these were the
songs that were like playing on the radio

1793
02:04:04.840 --> 02:04:08.680
when like my parents would be driving
me to school and so I would be

1794
02:04:08.800 --> 02:04:11.319
playing with I would be thinking about
Spider Man. I would be playing with

1795
02:04:11.359 --> 02:04:13.640
like an action figure, like in
the car waiting to get to school.

1796
02:04:13.840 --> 02:04:17.199
The song would show up and it
would be like team memory unlocked immediately,

1797
02:04:17.199 --> 02:04:21.920
because like why, because these don't
work together at all, they don't.

1798
02:04:23.279 --> 02:04:25.800
I've been I've been trying to get
one out of my head. Uh.

1799
02:04:26.199 --> 02:04:30.279
Because the Batman Forever soundtrack, it's
pretty good. It had it had some

1800
02:04:30.439 --> 02:04:36.119
bankers on, had a kiss from
a rose. I mentally forgot it had

1801
02:04:36.239 --> 02:04:42.680
a This was my my introduction to
to to the Offspring because they did a

1802
02:04:42.760 --> 02:04:46.680
cover by the Damned called Smash It
Up, and it's like a way faster

1803
02:04:46.880 --> 02:04:53.199
version. Uh and that song,
Oh my god, that was like my

1804
02:04:53.319 --> 02:04:57.800
awakening to like faster music. And
uh so a lot of times when I'm

1805
02:04:57.920 --> 02:05:02.159
thinking of Batman, I'm just this
fucking fast, oh, smash it up,

1806
02:05:02.600 --> 02:05:06.960
smash it and it like doesn't go
to it's not there's no vibe top

1807
02:05:09.399 --> 02:05:12.399
exactly. And then I'm talking about, Yeah, it's the soundtracks fucked me

1808
02:05:12.520 --> 02:05:15.319
up a lot with that because uh, if I listen to Bone Thugs,

1809
02:05:15.760 --> 02:05:20.119
it immediately goes back to uh,
look into my eyes and tell me because

1810
02:05:20.159 --> 02:05:24.720
then there's the Batman and Robin soundtrack, because that fucking song was on that

1811
02:05:24.840 --> 02:05:29.319
soundtrack. Dude, I fucking I
was a soundtrack fiend when I was a

1812
02:05:29.399 --> 02:05:32.199
kid. That was the I've I
became a soundtrack person in my like my

1813
02:05:32.359 --> 02:05:38.399
mid my, my mid tens because
of like anime and stuff. But I

1814
02:05:38.560 --> 02:05:45.359
was never a soundtrack except forgot Disney
ones like obviously Eison to fucking Aladdin soundtrack,

1815
02:05:45.479 --> 02:05:47.760
like front to back. At least
like twelve times I was. I

1816
02:05:47.920 --> 02:05:51.680
was I was like twelve when I
twelve or eleven when I was like starting

1817
02:05:51.680 --> 02:05:56.239
to get super into soundtracks because that
was like some of the most available music

1818
02:05:56.359 --> 02:06:00.560
that you could get online specifically for
editing. Like it was you could really

1819
02:06:00.560 --> 02:06:03.159
get away with a lot of stuff
if you just had soundtrack music in videos.

1820
02:06:03.359 --> 02:06:05.920
I remember, so, I remember
I got obsessed with like a Spider

1821
02:06:05.920 --> 02:06:10.600
Man theme with by Danny Elfman.
I got obsessed with all these like like

1822
02:06:10.720 --> 02:06:14.319
even just John Williams stuff in general, like Superman and Friday thirteenth and or

1823
02:06:14.399 --> 02:06:16.479
not the Friday thirteenth, the Exorcist, like things like that where it's like,

1824
02:06:16.600 --> 02:06:19.800
Oh, these are really fucking cra
I got super into that and then

1825
02:06:20.319 --> 02:06:24.640
oh what sorry, I just I
just wanted to have you seen what Danny

1826
02:06:24.680 --> 02:06:28.840
Elfman looks like recently. Oh,
he's he looks insane. It's it is

1827
02:06:28.920 --> 02:06:31.319
fucking really bad. It's something looks
bad. He just looks like he's he

1828
02:06:31.439 --> 02:06:35.840
doesn't care, and he's like like
insane is the perfect way to describe it.

1829
02:06:36.239 --> 02:06:40.359
Yeah, yeah, modern yeah,
Danny Danny Elfman, twenty twenty three.

1830
02:06:41.600 --> 02:06:44.920
I hope I love that guy.
Is that he looks he doesn't look

1831
02:06:45.000 --> 02:06:50.119
he just looks wild. He looks
he looks like a final boss in something.

1832
02:06:53.359 --> 02:06:57.600
He's got all these tattoos, his
hair's fucking long. Uh. I

1833
02:06:57.640 --> 02:07:00.479
don't know, man, Danny Elfan's
nuts. He is. I mean,

1834
02:07:00.520 --> 02:07:05.640
he's like his music really reflects how
he looks. Yeah, either really funny

1835
02:07:05.720 --> 02:07:09.119
or really sad. I don't know
what's one to think. I mean,

1836
02:07:09.239 --> 02:07:15.960
it's it's taken as it is.
He did this one song too that was

1837
02:07:15.079 --> 02:07:18.239
like, fucking oh my god,
Danny. Danny Elpan's great, by the

1838
02:07:18.279 --> 02:07:23.439
way, I love Danny Elfman of
course, but the fact that anybody who

1839
02:07:23.479 --> 02:07:28.840
could it's crazy to me that he
wrote so many incredible scores and was in

1840
02:07:29.000 --> 02:07:31.359
like Oengo Boengo and stuff like that's
like fucking soap bus. That would be

1841
02:07:31.439 --> 02:07:35.159
like, I don't even know that's
that's like finding out like Stevie Wonder did,

1842
02:07:35.239 --> 02:07:39.640
like the Batman theme, and like
it would be like if Han Zimmer

1843
02:07:39.880 --> 02:07:44.039
was Stevie Wonder, you know what
I mean, it'd be like what fuck

1844
02:07:44.159 --> 02:07:46.680
is going on? Do you imagine
if he was? What if he literally

1845
02:07:46.880 --> 02:07:50.640
was and he this elaborate shit,
he's like he pretends he's a blind,

1846
02:07:50.760 --> 02:07:57.479
black fucking dude and then he fucking
puts on all this white shit, And

1847
02:07:57.960 --> 02:08:00.920
that would be insane. That would
my brain. But why are he doing

1848
02:08:01.039 --> 02:08:03.680
that? Everyone would accept him for
being black. No one cares that much.

1849
02:08:05.359 --> 02:08:09.039
He retends he's this fucking British,
fucking white guy. Or who is

1850
02:08:09.079 --> 02:08:13.039
it is? It is he originally
Hans Zimmer is the originally Stevie Wonder.

1851
02:08:13.279 --> 02:08:16.159
He's really Stevie Wonder. But it's
like he chooses, like it's like,

1852
02:08:16.399 --> 02:08:20.640
would accept you? Still, no
one's gonna be like, no, I

1853
02:08:20.720 --> 02:08:24.560
will say love you. Han Zimmer
does look his skins just loose enough to

1854
02:08:24.600 --> 02:08:31.079
it looks like it could be a
mask. So I love that dude.

1855
02:08:31.520 --> 02:08:39.000
Hans Zimmer is literally my like he
is so responsible for like me having so

1856
02:08:39.159 --> 02:08:43.079
much emotion. It's crazy. That
is so fucking fascinating against a sentence.

1857
02:08:43.199 --> 02:08:46.680
It's weird. It's like it's like
a thing, but it's like a true

1858
02:08:46.760 --> 02:08:50.159
thing. Where is just like wars
Man, like the from All the Way

1859
02:08:50.199 --> 02:08:56.840
to the Gladiator, which has I
love. I love the Gladiator fucking us.

1860
02:08:56.159 --> 02:09:01.319
The score is great, the Gata
all the way to fucking I think

1861
02:09:01.439 --> 02:09:05.079
Time is one of the most beautiful
pieces, the most simplistic and beautiful pieces

1862
02:09:05.119 --> 02:09:09.840
written. That was the inception theme. I think it's used in every motivational

1863
02:09:09.880 --> 02:09:13.199
fucking video now that you ever see. It's annoying, but it's such a

1864
02:09:13.560 --> 02:09:18.279
simplistic that was like that was like
that was like Clinton Clint Mansele Clint Mansel

1865
02:09:18.359 --> 02:09:22.079
with the fucking Recman for a Dream
soundtrack where that theme was everywhere. It

1866
02:09:22.319 --> 02:09:26.800
was on classic YouTube. Many of
times. I've I've I've got I associate

1867
02:09:26.880 --> 02:09:31.039
that song with BioShock, Okay,
because because I saw because I saw remix

1868
02:09:31.119 --> 02:09:35.119
trailers of like the rec Wan for
a Dream theme with by with Bios and

1869
02:09:35.159 --> 02:09:37.920
it totally works, by the way, but like it's also just like I

1870
02:09:37.960 --> 02:09:41.039
don't know, it's it's it's fucking
great. I would say the same thing

1871
02:09:41.159 --> 02:09:43.640
for what Danny Ulpan is. Definitely
that for me where it's like just like

1872
02:09:43.760 --> 02:09:50.119
dude Beetle Juice and fucking dude Beetle
Juice fucking Spider Man Nightmare before Christmas.

1873
02:09:50.119 --> 02:09:56.560
Yeah, absolutely crazy because of all
because the Spider Man, like the evil

1874
02:09:56.640 --> 02:10:01.199
the evil theme for Spider Man is
like a thing I think about, like

1875
02:10:01.239 --> 02:10:05.279
when I'm about to make a bad
decision that actually that actually that actually wasn't

1876
02:10:05.600 --> 02:10:09.800
that actually wasn't Danny Elfan that that
specific one yeah, because he didn't do

1877
02:10:09.920 --> 02:10:13.880
three. That's whoever made that one
is amazing, man, it is great,

1878
02:10:13.960 --> 02:10:16.680
and I think of doing something not
good. I hear that theme in

1879
02:10:16.800 --> 02:10:22.800
my head like I did too.
That is hilarious. But I'm like,

1880
02:10:24.000 --> 02:10:26.920
I don't give a fuck about anybody
here. That's remember, dude, I

1881
02:10:28.039 --> 02:10:31.600
remember, I remember, dude.
I remember I remember a very specific time

1882
02:10:33.600 --> 02:10:35.880
where I was in like a I
was just straight up in a fuck boy

1883
02:10:35.960 --> 02:10:39.239
phase, right, and I was
just not I didn't care about sucking anything.

1884
02:10:39.239 --> 02:10:43.840
And I remember specifically being like,
I remember thinking, I'm not going

1885
02:10:43.920 --> 02:10:48.319
to call this person, and then
that song started blasting in my fucking brain.

1886
02:10:50.000 --> 02:11:00.000
I'm not I'm not coming back here
ever. So that's that's the fast

1887
02:11:00.399 --> 02:11:03.840
about it. I can't, like
I want to almost not believe it.

1888
02:11:03.000 --> 02:11:09.319
But then I when I'm sneaking around
or trying to be quiet, then the

1889
02:11:09.920 --> 02:11:13.199
fucking metal gear dun dun, dun, dun dunt. It's it's it's almost

1890
02:11:13.239 --> 02:11:16.439
when like when you get caught.
What was that noise? And and then

1891
02:11:16.640 --> 02:11:20.359
a du du du dude. When
I when I when I when I get

1892
02:11:20.520 --> 02:11:24.560
when I get when I get startled
or caught, I hear that it's not

1893
02:11:24.720 --> 02:11:28.960
so first, it's it's not the
it's not the MGS alert for me because

1894
02:11:28.960 --> 02:11:31.880
I played so much splinter Cell growing. I played a metal gear later actually,

1895
02:11:33.359 --> 02:11:35.840
but so I played so much splinter
Cell, and like splinter Cell has

1896
02:11:35.880 --> 02:11:39.640
like this basse, this this one
bassline that plays when you get fucking caught

1897
02:11:39.720 --> 02:11:43.680
and it's so anxiety inducing and I
hear it every time I get caught doing

1898
02:11:43.760 --> 02:11:48.279
something that's interesting. I don't know
it, Yeah, let me let me

1899
02:11:48.319 --> 02:11:52.199
find that. Man. I love
that Middle Gears, like specifically when you

1900
02:11:52.279 --> 02:11:56.800
do boss Battles because it changes every
just slightly the music because there's just the

1901
02:11:56.920 --> 02:12:00.880
regular you need to escape music,
you need to gape the guards or whatever.

1902
02:12:01.199 --> 02:12:03.520
Then when the Boss Battles comes in, because it just it has this

1903
02:12:03.760 --> 02:12:07.439
one little part that changes because it's
like dunt dunt dun dunt dunt, and

1904
02:12:07.520 --> 02:12:13.520
then the boss battle goes du dun
dun dunt dunt dun dunna dunt and then

1905
02:12:13.560 --> 02:12:18.640
it cycles over again dunn and it's
just like that little subtle difference was always

1906
02:12:18.680 --> 02:12:22.119
so fucking I'm like, this is
so goddamn brilliant that like just just kind

1907
02:12:22.159 --> 02:12:26.920
of it just heightens it just a
little bit more. That's when we're admitting

1908
02:12:26.960 --> 02:12:30.319
it is that we all have a
little pizzle little yeah, because I was

1909
02:12:30.359 --> 02:12:33.640
gonna be like, no, I
think, I think, I actually I

1910
02:12:35.159 --> 02:12:37.439
just do think this is normal.
I feel like it's not, but I

1911
02:12:37.560 --> 02:12:41.680
guess. I mean, so here
it is here, here's here's the splinter

1912
02:12:41.800 --> 02:12:46.159
cell. Here's the splinter cell.
Caught sound okay, and it's you probably

1913
02:12:46.199 --> 02:12:50.640
do if you play splinter cell.
It's just it's so fucking okay. So

1914
02:12:54.439 --> 02:12:58.239
that such a pungent sound, like
I'm not a robust sound, dude,

1915
02:12:58.239 --> 02:13:01.960
It's like getting shot. It's it
feels it's such a loud sime. But

1916
02:13:03.039 --> 02:13:05.279
so the last question that will and
that will wrap wrap it up. It's

1917
02:13:05.319 --> 02:13:07.760
it's super quick. Nikki ziy Ron, He says, I absolutely absolutely do

1918
02:13:07.880 --> 02:13:11.479
still listen to the podcast, just
maybe not on time. Fuck you guys.

1919
02:13:11.880 --> 02:13:13.479
Not a question, not a question. Hey, Kinson, tell everyone

1920
02:13:13.560 --> 02:13:18.399
what my contact name is on your
phone. I actually don't know this.

1921
02:13:18.119 --> 02:13:22.840
I bet I know what it is. I have I have an idea what

1922
02:13:22.960 --> 02:13:24.800
it is. I oh wait,
no, obviously I know what it is

1923
02:13:28.359 --> 02:13:35.079
is. I call her the Niggler
all the time, and she's like,

1924
02:13:35.239 --> 02:13:37.840
do you stop calling me that,
And I'm like, why, it's fun.

1925
02:13:39.239 --> 02:13:43.319
She's super not terrible at all.
That's what makes it so obviously because

1926
02:13:43.359 --> 02:13:50.640
she's Jordan's a fucking maniac, but
she's not so putting her predicaments where she's

1927
02:13:50.680 --> 02:13:54.439
like, hey, Zick, you
just say it's like what are you thinking?

1928
02:13:54.520 --> 02:13:56.840
You were thinking about? What sany
N word? Hu? But he's

1929
02:13:56.840 --> 02:13:58.560
like, guys, I want her. I want her to say it.

1930
02:14:00.319 --> 02:14:05.720
I want I want, I want
like, fucking yeah, you poker so

1931
02:14:05.920 --> 02:14:09.600
much that he actually says it,
all right, you fucking you know.

1932
02:14:09.680 --> 02:14:13.640
I'm like, like, whoa,
all right, that's it. Let's flowers

1933
02:14:15.039 --> 02:14:18.800
flowers immediately, Yeah, there you
go. We're going over time. I

1934
02:14:18.880 --> 02:14:24.800
need to eat its cards wherever you
villain, the new Batman, Villain,

1935
02:14:24.880 --> 02:14:31.000
the Niggler. See, it's not
it's real. It's not the real words.

1936
02:14:31.039 --> 02:14:33.439
So you could say that the joke
is like what's three fifths but also

1937
02:14:33.760 --> 02:14:37.399
fifth thirteen percent? Now, what's
thirteen percent? But also fifty percent at

1938
02:14:37.399 --> 02:14:39.880
the same time, I had shut
the fuck up, Shut the fuck up.

1939
02:14:41.119 --> 02:14:43.800
It's just like, come on,
dude, I had a dream that

1940
02:14:43.840 --> 02:14:46.119
I had superpowers. Dude, I
had a dream last night that I had

1941
02:14:46.159 --> 02:14:48.199
superpowers. I've had to take Miltonia
lately to get myself back on like a

1942
02:14:48.279 --> 02:14:52.439
normal same schedule. But and it's
been fucking with my dreams because like I

1943
02:14:52.479 --> 02:14:56.560
had a dream last night that I
had superpowers, but my superpower was to

1944
02:14:56.760 --> 02:15:01.760
run into people at perpendicular angles and
only that and that's like it was and

1945
02:15:01.840 --> 02:15:05.840
it or something, because no,
I don't know, I don't know what's

1946
02:15:05.840 --> 02:15:09.439
the fun that's it's just dumb.
It's just fucking stupid. X Men has

1947
02:15:09.479 --> 02:15:11.319
some powers that are that dumb.
And I remember, and I remember specifically,

1948
02:15:11.399 --> 02:15:13.159
like I was in the dream and
they were like, Chris, can

1949
02:15:13.199 --> 02:15:18.199
you can you catch this guy?
And I said it was one of those

1950
02:15:18.880 --> 02:15:20.760
third person dreams, you know,
when you're where you're kind of like watching

1951
02:15:20.800 --> 02:15:24.880
yourself do things. It was like
it was like can you catch this guy?

1952
02:15:24.920 --> 02:15:26.520
And it was like which direction is
he going? He's like north,

1953
02:15:26.560 --> 02:15:31.840
and I'm like no, And that
was it. That was the entirely And

1954
02:15:31.880 --> 02:15:37.000
it was so where is he going? You're just standing there all heroically.

1955
02:15:37.199 --> 02:15:39.760
No, I have to I have
to run into him from the side,

1956
02:15:39.800 --> 02:15:48.960
otherwise it doesn't wait somewhere perpendicular perpendiculoid. I don't know so stupid where you're

1957
02:15:50.039 --> 02:15:54.199
going perpendicular. But it's actually way
funnier than it's super funny. But that

1958
02:15:54.319 --> 02:15:58.359
is such a stupid Mike armand Trott
as wolverine. Wouldn't that be fucking amazing.

1959
02:15:58.039 --> 02:16:09.039
I'm gonna fucking put my skeleton in
your fucking body, Walter. I'm

1960
02:16:09.079 --> 02:16:13.960
gonna score myself inside you, Walter. I'm gonna make my little bones come

1961
02:16:15.000 --> 02:16:18.279
out of my little knuckles over here, and I'm gonna com you up some

1962
02:16:18.359 --> 02:16:24.479
little tiny knuckles. Something happening.
Looks something's happened in my knuckles. Want

1963
02:16:24.520 --> 02:16:28.239
to watch? Is my potate little
nails come out into your fucking body.

1964
02:16:30.119 --> 02:16:33.639
They're little tiny dun up nails.
We had a good thing going. Bub

1965
02:16:35.719 --> 02:16:39.079
fucking dude, I'm gonna I have
to commission that. Like just look my

1966
02:16:39.239 --> 02:16:46.920
little puck the yellow wolverine fucking thing, but his fucking cow pulled down and

1967
02:16:46.000 --> 02:16:54.319
his mic armond Trout's amazing, it's
trout. We had a good thing going.

1968
02:16:54.600 --> 02:17:00.600
I had an invincible skeleton and you
had to go Greek all up.

1969
02:17:01.920 --> 02:17:07.159
Yeah, agreed, and yeah,
arrogance. That is such a scolding,

1970
02:17:07.319 --> 02:17:11.239
fucking the way he scolds the shit
out of him, because Walter's is like

1971
02:17:11.360 --> 02:17:13.520
looking around like, oh what did
I do? And he's just like,

1972
02:17:13.719 --> 02:17:18.239
you fucking idiot. We were almost
home free, we almost did it.

1973
02:17:20.079 --> 02:17:26.680
We had and you magnet fuck you. But he had the levitate things.

1974
02:17:28.159 --> 02:17:31.760
Yeah, I am the one who
stuff. I am the one he was.

1975
02:17:31.840 --> 02:17:35.000
Probably he would, honestly, like
honestly, Bryan Paston would make a

1976
02:17:35.079 --> 02:17:39.559
killer Magneto. Yes, I really, I really can't have someone be Magneto

1977
02:17:39.600 --> 02:17:41.760
other than what's his name? Not
fast But he did such a good job.

1978
02:17:43.319 --> 02:17:46.280
Now that's silly, like he's not
he didn't do that, like it's

1979
02:17:46.319 --> 02:17:48.239
a great job. Shut up,
Yes he did, he did. He

1980
02:17:48.360 --> 02:17:56.959
did the fasting. Ever, I
think it's yes, there are so different

1981
02:17:56.000 --> 02:18:01.399
wavelengths, it's insane crazy. What
are you saying. He's saying he's seeing

1982
02:18:01.440 --> 02:18:09.399
him. It's that's gonna say.
Ray william Johnson, Raim Johnson is fucking

1983
02:18:11.799 --> 02:18:16.360
damn nig No, not as not
as that is really as Magneto, as

1984
02:18:16.399 --> 02:18:22.799
fucking as Robert Teddy Junior, as
Ray Williams Johnson. I think it's I

1985
02:18:22.879 --> 02:18:31.559
am I am, I am iron
Man. Where is he at now?

1986
02:18:31.680 --> 02:18:35.479
Where dude, I saw this recently. He's doing fucking that that your favorite

1987
02:18:35.520 --> 02:18:39.319
Martians ship is back. Yeah,
I know, I know he came back.

1988
02:18:39.840 --> 02:18:43.799
They've been and I've seen this videos
pop up on my TikTok a lot.

1989
02:18:43.840 --> 02:18:45.959
Actually he's he does eat. I
don't know. He just does the

1990
02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:50.040
same thing he always did. I
don't care, man. Everybody actually looks

1991
02:18:50.159 --> 02:18:54.120
exactly the same, which is crazy. It's been almost twenty years. It's

1992
02:18:54.200 --> 02:18:58.920
not crazy. He's been crack literally
twenty years. No, it hasn't.

1993
02:18:58.959 --> 02:19:05.200
No, it hasn't. It's been
It's it's been twenty eight. No,

1994
02:19:05.440 --> 02:19:09.239
yo was like twenty ten. No, he wasn't. He doesn't. When

1995
02:19:09.000 --> 02:19:13.200
to god, I can pull up
let me check if it's channel still around

1996
02:19:13.840 --> 02:19:18.120
whatever. It is definitely still whatever. Walter the old boy is that Michael

1997
02:19:18.159 --> 02:19:22.639
Bestbender was fine casting, but it
was Robert Downy Junior. That's fucking insane.

1998
02:19:22.000 --> 02:19:24.360
I'm sorry. Michael Bestbender has not
come close to like Will and Dafoe's

1999
02:19:24.360 --> 02:19:28.440
The Green Goblin or Robert down I
think he's up. I think he's up

2000
02:19:28.920 --> 02:19:35.920
like fucking Gandolf's version of Magneto Better. That's crazy. Those movies were worse

2001
02:19:35.079 --> 02:19:39.920
crazy at all the movement, but
his performance was amazing. Bro, I

2002
02:19:41.040 --> 02:19:43.760
think you guys, I think you
guys in are like people that don't like

2003
02:19:43.879 --> 02:19:48.040
the comics enough to say that.
I think that's why I think an amazing

2004
02:19:48.200 --> 02:19:52.559
job. Like, I'm not saying
that he didn't feel like. It's not

2005
02:19:52.680 --> 02:19:58.440
about him doing it and a bad
job. It's about like Robert Downey Junior

2006
02:19:58.559 --> 02:20:03.200
in cases that character and Hireley fucking
William Dafoe in cases that character entirely.

2007
02:20:03.920 --> 02:20:09.879
Michael Fashmander does not encase that character
entirely, really does he doesn't just a

2008
02:20:09.959 --> 02:20:15.479
great job, but to his moments, Bro, Yeah, I just look,

2009
02:20:15.680 --> 02:20:16.200
you know what, you know what
it is for me, I just

2010
02:20:16.319 --> 02:20:22.040
don't give. I really don't care
about the origins of my favorite characters in

2011
02:20:22.120 --> 02:20:26.760
that way. It's kind of what
it really comes down to, where these

2012
02:20:26.040 --> 02:20:33.719
younger versions of like pre fucking uh
uh pre whoa Okay, yeah, I

2013
02:20:33.799 --> 02:20:35.600
think he's died. Oh. By
the way, by the way, quick

2014
02:20:35.639 --> 02:20:39.399
empire, quick quick check, by
the way, quick fact check. Rolean

2015
02:20:39.520 --> 02:20:43.680
Johnson's channel did begin in two thousand
and nine, but his first episode of

2016
02:20:43.719 --> 02:20:46.559
Equals three, his first real episodes
of Equal see is in May of two

2017
02:20:46.559 --> 02:20:50.639
thousand and nine, which didn't he
didn't pop off at the beginning, because

2018
02:20:50.639 --> 02:20:54.840
I remember, I remember his setup. It was early twenty ten. Muppet

2019
02:20:54.879 --> 02:20:58.520
sex was in twenty ten. That's
when I first first first found out about

2020
02:20:58.559 --> 02:21:01.719
him. But I remember, it's
dude, it's but so, it's so,

2021
02:21:01.799 --> 02:21:05.120
it hasn't been has been twenty years, sneering fifteen years. Man,

2022
02:21:05.680 --> 02:21:11.040
it's almost fifteen years. It's almost
fifteen years. Crazy anyway, let's read.

2023
02:21:11.120 --> 02:21:13.600
Let's read the names. Please,
let's read the way names. Bubb

2024
02:21:15.040 --> 02:21:20.799
three, michaelman Trout. I'm a
fucking little midget with a fucking cool skeleton.

2025
02:21:22.200 --> 02:21:28.159
He really is fast, girl,
It's crazy, that nuts. What

2026
02:21:28.399 --> 02:21:33.399
is he really? You tall is
Wolverine? I think it's five three bro,

2027
02:21:35.000 --> 02:21:39.319
Yeah, Wolverine height five for three. I'm taller than Wolverine. That's

2028
02:21:39.440 --> 02:21:43.840
crazy. How stocky he is though, says like a little person. That

2029
02:21:45.000 --> 02:21:48.319
wine is ridiculous. Jimmy Kim,
go ahead, give me the part swipe

2030
02:21:48.360 --> 02:21:52.200
you. You're not brave, not
brave enough. It's like two Hollywood.

2031
02:21:52.239 --> 02:21:58.239
Hollywood's afraid Chris, if you were
Wolverine, the idea of you breaking out

2032
02:21:58.280 --> 02:22:05.399
of the animatum pool. But it's
that be so sick and you when you're

2033
02:22:05.440 --> 02:22:09.319
even thinner than usual, you're a
little thinner than usually are a little bit.

2034
02:22:09.440 --> 02:22:13.559
It's it's it's like Captain America in
the First Avenger when he's like he's

2035
02:22:13.559 --> 02:22:18.840
all skinning. But that's the like
in CGI bullshit Man, they're trying,

2036
02:22:18.959 --> 02:22:22.959
you're trying to people, but you're
still just your build. You're like talking.

2037
02:22:24.479 --> 02:22:26.639
I love it. Why do you
think you're going bub with the with

2038
02:22:26.760 --> 02:22:31.040
the with the Halloween costume on,
like you know, like that thin one

2039
02:22:31.120 --> 02:22:33.319
that you can get from like fucking
Walmart or whatever. It would be sick.

2040
02:22:33.360 --> 02:22:37.559
I'm like, bro, this movie's
fan fucking task. I wasn't I

2041
02:22:37.719 --> 02:22:41.399
was in a war. Yeah,
that'd be me. That'd be my Wolverine

2042
02:22:41.280 --> 02:22:52.000
anyway, Cawn three, you expect
Walter Okay Obama, Lord of Drone strikes.

2043
02:22:52.000 --> 02:22:58.840
Uh listening that's your first name.
But listening to Sweeney makes me consider.

2044
02:22:58.920 --> 02:23:01.000
It makes me con hitter racism.
I like that at least you're on

2045
02:23:01.079 --> 02:23:05.239
the fence. You know. That's
the important thing. That's the important thing.

2046
02:23:05.399 --> 02:23:11.360
I've totally been there. I get
it. Uh, fuck face unstoppable.

2047
02:23:11.879 --> 02:23:16.680
There goes my homo. Watch as
he blows Keith David, but British

2048
02:23:16.799 --> 02:23:22.959
Mike rid Him is Mike Walt rid
Him is me Walter. Everybody's name is

2049
02:23:24.040 --> 02:23:28.000
Mike Walton. Now that that we're
in Mike's world, Now, now we're

2050
02:23:28.000 --> 02:23:33.639
in my world. Down you took
down Gus Fring. But in secret,

2051
02:23:33.719 --> 02:23:37.680
I was making everybody into Mike.
Look around you, he's a family.

2052
02:23:37.920 --> 02:23:41.520
He's like turning people like like how
they turned everyone in the mind flares,

2053
02:23:41.879 --> 02:23:46.479
dude. Absolutely, everybody's just Micot
Like Walt Junior has Mike's face, Skyler

2054
02:23:46.520 --> 02:23:50.360
has Mike's face. Everyone around you, everyone around that can't stand up straight?

2055
02:23:50.399 --> 02:23:56.719
Bro, could you imagine that this
is the beginning, This is only

2056
02:23:56.799 --> 02:24:01.799
the beginning. Will to the Verman
troutening will begin. We gotta write that

2057
02:24:01.879 --> 02:24:05.879
one ten, Yeah, we gotta
write. We're gonna write his because there's

2058
02:24:05.920 --> 02:24:11.360
better call saw Now there's a the
whatever. We'll think of that later.

2059
02:24:11.719 --> 02:24:16.159
That's gonna be one though. Yeah, better Spike Mike or something that Spike

2060
02:24:16.520 --> 02:24:20.200
Mike, because he's such a menace
that he was like, yeah, we

2061
02:24:20.239 --> 02:24:28.520
gotta kill him. We gonna kill
Mike, guys, we have to kill

2062
02:24:28.639 --> 02:24:33.399
Mike. Arm that. The better
Spike Mike is fucking please write that down,

2063
02:24:33.680 --> 02:24:46.799
Write that down in the Uh yeah, that is free that. I'm

2064
02:24:46.799 --> 02:24:50.959
gonna write it on my notepads.
I don't forget it. The idea of

2065
02:24:52.159 --> 02:24:56.040
every day everyone bed together, Gust
comes back from the dead. We gotta

2066
02:24:56.120 --> 02:25:03.319
kill dude zombie Gus zombie Gaus.
We gotta read it. Ye, that

2067
02:25:03.559 --> 02:25:09.360
our ex that'll be our extra Emma
better Spike. I can't wait for that

2068
02:25:09.440 --> 02:25:13.799
one man or shouldn't be got a
spike, Mike or whatever. We'll figure

2069
02:25:13.799 --> 02:25:16.959
it out. But it's like,
yeah, it's it's a smooth it's good.

2070
02:25:16.120 --> 02:25:20.799
Yeah, alright, let's go.
I'm now only twenty nine episodes behind.

2071
02:25:20.840 --> 02:25:26.159
Doom Approaches getting pegged by han jury
so hard my prostate pops jolly old

2072
02:25:26.200 --> 02:25:28.840
dipshit back from Birmingham, yaunty.
I've seen things in this house. I've

2073
02:25:28.879 --> 02:25:33.200
never spoken of. The cock that
pierced your father came in his ass,

2074
02:25:35.840 --> 02:25:43.040
so aggressive, so aggressive. I
love that you have the I love that

2075
02:25:43.120 --> 02:25:46.159
the picture that this guy has is
of the fucking the butler. That's so

2076
02:25:46.399 --> 02:25:50.360
great of the butler. It's the
it's the spider man. It's like the

2077
02:25:50.440 --> 02:25:56.520
cock that pierced your father came in
his ass. The picture is the pictures.

2078
02:25:58.120 --> 02:26:01.079
That's good. I appreciate the dedication
to the bad is very good.

2079
02:26:01.719 --> 02:26:05.840
NDC thirteen ciphergraph professional sink pisser.
I'm gonna say something, and it's really

2080
02:26:05.840 --> 02:26:09.200
important that the context is sinking to
can here. I'm not a Starfield guy

2081
02:26:09.239 --> 02:26:13.879
at all. Uh many men wish
sex upon me. Come in my eyes,

2082
02:26:15.000 --> 02:26:18.600
darling. I can't see trying to
breed who I'm destined to be to

2083
02:26:18.760 --> 02:26:22.440
breed. And that's it. I
don't know what it is. I don't

2084
02:26:22.479 --> 02:26:24.559
know what that is. He had
something, though, he has that's many

2085
02:26:24.600 --> 02:26:30.719
men for fifty cent got cool.
Yeah, I don't know. They're trying

2086
02:26:30.760 --> 02:26:33.200
to make me fucking gay. I
was like a dick to like kid fucking

2087
02:26:33.360 --> 02:26:39.520
breathe calm now, both justifiably and
verifiably shot and killed not just one but

2088
02:26:39.559 --> 02:26:41.879
two people. Exit Puss, enter
bus, take my ass. We're off

2089
02:26:41.959 --> 02:26:48.680
to Yummy cummy gummy land. Enter
ass man. Nice, that's so fucking

2090
02:26:48.760 --> 02:26:52.879
okay, enter ass, Okay,
I've I've had I've had lyrics on the

2091
02:26:52.959 --> 02:27:00.399
tip of my tongue. Mummy Land, Yummy. I'm going to keep that

2092
02:27:00.479 --> 02:27:03.639
because I've always been thinking what should
I put for that part. I think

2093
02:27:03.680 --> 02:27:07.879
I just like, I just use
that as a nut. Interesting that I

2094
02:27:07.040 --> 02:27:13.200
understand. Man, Yeah, sleep
with your grass open, gripping your penis

2095
02:27:13.399 --> 02:27:31.760
tight, eggs it pus the idea
and busy. We're off to young walking

2096
02:27:31.840 --> 02:27:35.520
on somebody where they have their hand, their hand tightly grabbing their penis.

2097
02:27:37.079 --> 02:27:43.799
They're a sleet. I love the
visuals. Great gripping your penis tight?

2098
02:27:46.360 --> 02:27:48.200
What are you doing? When they
wake up and they're like, what's going

2099
02:27:48.280 --> 02:27:52.920
on? How do I describe?
I can't describe my job to people.

2100
02:27:54.680 --> 02:27:56.360
The Twink a duff on, the
Twink, Lord of common, Master of

2101
02:27:56.440 --> 02:28:01.799
man ass Sweeney like my Weenie,
probably the only and likely last San Carlos

2102
02:28:01.840 --> 02:28:07.120
Apache that listens to the snark Tank. Oh oh man, my throat is

2103
02:28:07.239 --> 02:28:11.799
actually hurting from how much I've fucking
screamed this episode. Bleef blavied the men

2104
02:28:11.879 --> 02:28:18.680
who wrote f words in Paris,
And I don't know. I can't even

2105
02:28:18.760 --> 02:28:22.639
say that. What do I?
What do I do with? Figure it

2106
02:28:22.719 --> 02:28:26.639
out? Man? Benjamin Aaron Shapiro, come in my ass. You're drilling

2107
02:28:26.719 --> 02:28:31.799
me, drilling me. All I
want is your ooze The kill, the

2108
02:28:31.920 --> 02:28:37.719
kill by thirty seconds to mars uh
say that say the leaders ago, well

2109
02:28:37.760 --> 02:28:46.639
part of that. Okay, come
in my ass, Okay, you're drill

2110
02:28:46.239 --> 02:28:54.479
drily. What is your okay?
Want your dude, I haven't thought I

2111
02:28:54.479 --> 02:28:58.319
haven't thought about thirty seconds tomrs in
like fucking fifteen years. So it's probably

2112
02:29:00.040 --> 02:29:03.159
I can like to tell Lily that
she loves that fucking stupid ass band.

2113
02:29:03.479 --> 02:29:07.920
I don't know why they're terrible.
I've definitely thought about come like rape me

2114
02:29:09.040 --> 02:29:16.479
down or something clipped that example.
I definitely thought about. I definitely thought

2115
02:29:16.520 --> 02:29:28.479
about come. We're in the fucking
credits this episode. This episode is fucked.

2116
02:29:28.639 --> 02:29:31.920
This episode is so fuck you see
that. There you go, there

2117
02:29:33.000 --> 02:29:39.440
it is. There's there's another laugh. This is another laugh. So yo,

2118
02:29:39.000 --> 02:29:50.319
this is this is This is a
laugh I've never heard before. I

2119
02:29:50.520 --> 02:29:54.920
definitely thought about this is. This
is not a laugh I've heard before.

2120
02:29:54.959 --> 02:29:58.159
This is a new one. He
equipped fucking like that was like a fucking

2121
02:29:58.680 --> 02:30:07.040
who a hag mixed with SpongeBob.
Like I was like, I was like

2122
02:30:07.120 --> 02:30:16.280
if SpongeBob was a molested pig.
Let's move on, Caucasian Caucasian container the

2123
02:30:16.319 --> 02:30:20.239
crackobil for gays. Keith David tinfoil
tyrant because I'm a hex girl and I'm

2124
02:30:20.239 --> 02:30:22.520
gonna put my cum on you,
putting putting black face on my light bulbs.

2125
02:30:22.600 --> 02:30:26.760
Keith David raped my dragon consensually.
Max Silhouette, Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney,

2126
02:30:26.799 --> 02:30:31.799
swallow up my Penye Ben might come
into match sings and the straits. I

2127
02:30:31.920 --> 02:30:37.159
tried to sway come to the gay
side and we'll play. Uh. She

2128
02:30:37.239 --> 02:30:39.840
picked it on my Pipopastam, Yes
that's my real name. Sucks on my

2129
02:30:39.000 --> 02:30:43.040
member, Suck on my member.
That oh, suck on my member.

2130
02:30:43.120 --> 02:30:46.479
The twenty first guy sucked on my
member. He was gagging real loud on

2131
02:30:46.600 --> 02:30:52.360
my member. It's just member constantly. Which what's nice? That's september my

2132
02:30:52.520 --> 02:30:58.760
member? Wait what my any first
guy sucked on my member? Oh so

2133
02:31:00.000 --> 02:31:01.520
it's like starting from there, I
guess, yeah, yeah, it's okay,

2134
02:31:01.520 --> 02:31:03.879
okay, okay. The syllables are, the sables are a little okay

2135
02:31:03.959 --> 02:31:09.399
okay. Sween learning to clean a
chicken with the meth andphetamine call it,

2136
02:31:09.600 --> 02:31:16.760
call that cooking bad domination, average
clin energy. Gag me or gag me

2137
02:31:16.920 --> 02:31:22.479
or release me parasite, but do
not waste my time with cock. Nice

2138
02:31:24.799 --> 02:31:26.959
nice and get some good, get
some good gay Halo two lines in here

2139
02:31:28.040 --> 02:31:33.639
now Gaylo two. Yeah, I
thought about I thought about doing like I

2140
02:31:33.680 --> 02:31:39.159
thought about doing like an entire like
not necessarily a gay dub, but that

2141
02:31:39.159 --> 02:31:41.239
would be funny too. I'm just
like an entire redub of Halo two.

2142
02:31:43.479 --> 02:31:46.280
It would be great, just for
no reason other than I because I've been

2143
02:31:46.319 --> 02:31:52.120
seeing I've been seeing this Sonic fan
dub or like this, like this fandom

2144
02:31:52.159 --> 02:31:54.079
of like Sonic Adventure or like clips
from it. They go viral every now,

2145
02:31:54.120 --> 02:31:56.120
against like this is funny as fucks. There's a bunch of people like

2146
02:31:56.200 --> 02:32:00.239
improvising over Sonic. I mean I
would love to do that. Do you

2147
02:32:00.239 --> 02:32:03.959
remember my Way Entertainment with the Juggernaut
bitch? Oh yeah yeah, Like I

2148
02:32:05.360 --> 02:32:07.040
said that, those guys kind of
just faded into obscurity because I really liked

2149
02:32:07.079 --> 02:32:09.959
what they did back in the day. Yeah, there's something I would I

2150
02:32:11.799 --> 02:32:16.040
It's I've always wanted to do like
mystery science theater style stuff like not exactly

2151
02:32:16.159 --> 02:32:20.000
that, but like something something like
that where like but I've just down I've

2152
02:32:20.000 --> 02:32:22.200
never had the time to figure out
how to make that ship work. Yeah,

2153
02:32:24.280 --> 02:32:26.159
anyway, they should make pedos weark
GoPros in prisons. You can see

2154
02:32:26.159 --> 02:32:28.719
what happens to then. I think
they would be eat Star coffee quef Gavid

2155
02:32:30.920 --> 02:32:33.159
Gallum and Sniegel arguing over whether to
say the N word, Transform Gremlin exposing

2156
02:32:33.200 --> 02:32:37.719
people with lactose intolerance and ninety million
rodgers of ionizing radiation. You should not

2157
02:32:37.879 --> 02:32:43.120
vin Penn the angelic dm uh two
trailer park guys fucking my ass, fucking

2158
02:32:43.159 --> 02:32:52.360
my ass, fucking my that's good
Eminem, right there, trailer park guys

2159
02:32:52.479 --> 02:33:01.840
fucking my yass, fucking my yess, fucking my ass brown. There's something

2160
02:33:01.239 --> 02:33:05.040
there. There has to be like
an eminem thing that we can do empty

2161
02:33:05.120 --> 02:33:07.760
without seed. I don't know,
we keeps doing empty. I must breathe.

2162
02:33:09.040 --> 02:33:13.719
This looks like this looks like this
comes back to me. This looks

2163
02:33:13.760 --> 02:33:20.079
like that. Everybody dick a little. I need some penis. I cannot

2164
02:33:20.159 --> 02:33:22.840
breathe. No, I feel so
empty. When I figure it out,

2165
02:33:22.920 --> 02:33:26.040
we'll figure it out. There's there's
definitely room to do like because we've only

2166
02:33:26.120 --> 02:33:30.399
done songs. It would be like
like like like sing song. It would

2167
02:33:30.399 --> 02:33:33.600
be cool to do like a rap, like like a at each one.

2168
02:33:33.639 --> 02:33:37.559
That's simple doing a rap one would
fucking pretty cool. I should we should

2169
02:33:37.600 --> 02:33:41.319
do. I can sort of rap
kind a little bit. You can do

2170
02:33:41.399 --> 02:33:48.120
what I mean? Yeah, totally, it's a good idea. No that

2171
02:33:48.360 --> 02:33:52.559
that's fucking that's no. There's too
many syllables, dude, at this one.

2172
02:33:54.159 --> 02:33:58.000
Eminem's part is hard. That part
is really what are you talking about

2173
02:33:58.000 --> 02:34:00.639
when you talking about this? Way
too many syllables? Man, what are

2174
02:34:00.639 --> 02:34:05.840
you talking about? Collapse? What
if we did forgot about dre but forgot

2175
02:34:07.520 --> 02:34:18.600
thought about gay? Forgot we should
do still gay? Somebody? What do

2176
02:34:18.680 --> 02:34:22.959
you say to something about you?
Gate? I forgot about Gate? Now

2177
02:34:24.040 --> 02:34:31.159
gays everybody want to fuck. I
don't know any but but seema comes out

2178
02:34:31.200 --> 02:34:35.000
when you move your lips. I
don't know. Listen, there's something there.

2179
02:34:35.840 --> 02:34:43.239
Remember it's pretty good. It'll be
spelled. It'll be it'll be spelled

2180
02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:50.200
like, yeah, forgot there there
it is, forgot about there. Forgot

2181
02:34:50.319 --> 02:34:58.319
about that is so heard, that's
so stupid. It's good though, forgot

2182
02:34:58.399 --> 02:35:07.280
about get because that's a pretty that's
like a hard that's like a nice one.

2183
02:35:07.360 --> 02:35:09.639
That's that's kind of an easy song
to do. I think like it's

2184
02:35:09.760 --> 02:35:13.879
it's it's not too crazy like the
flow is not insane. Yeah, there's

2185
02:35:13.159 --> 02:35:16.040
well, I mean it is,
Well, it's a lot. It's a

2186
02:35:16.120 --> 02:35:22.319
lot of syllables especially, there's actually
quite a lot. It's it's easy to

2187
02:35:22.360 --> 02:35:24.079
do because it's a whole thing.
We could do like two verses maybe you

2188
02:35:24.159 --> 02:35:26.040
know what I mean. We'll see, we'll see how it goes. Because

2189
02:35:26.079 --> 02:35:31.639
because it could be like that's something
I feel like we would have to do.

2190
02:35:31.760 --> 02:35:33.319
I feel like we can't even do
that for an extra AMO though,

2191
02:35:33.319 --> 02:35:35.239
because that's gonna take a while.
That that's gonna take a long ass time.

2192
02:35:35.959 --> 02:35:39.879
It's an hour to just do a
normal song with repeating because of the

2193
02:35:39.360 --> 02:35:43.000
all the all the syllables make it
like hard to It would be one of

2194
02:35:43.040 --> 02:35:45.840
those things where we'd probably have to
like, uh, what we do,

2195
02:35:46.000 --> 02:35:48.639
Like me and my friend what we
should do because we have a lot of

2196
02:35:48.959 --> 02:35:52.559
terrible songs like this. We would
write our own lyrics and then we would

2197
02:35:54.000 --> 02:35:56.879
compare and contrast. We come we
we meet up in the studio and then

2198
02:35:56.920 --> 02:36:00.360
we would all do that so we
could meet up for the extra AMMO,

2199
02:36:01.639 --> 02:36:05.559
compare our lyrics, maybe even help
each other. You know. Yeah,

2200
02:36:05.000 --> 02:36:07.879
yeah, we'll do it on our
we'll do it on our own and then

2201
02:36:07.959 --> 02:36:11.200
come back and convene and for the
extra ammal will we'll flesh it out.

2202
02:36:11.239 --> 02:36:13.000
That's not a bad idea, yeah, because that's a fun that's a fun

2203
02:36:13.079 --> 02:36:16.399
that's a fun song. And I
feel like it's simple enough that we could

2204
02:36:16.520 --> 02:36:18.760
like it's not wrap God or something, you know what I mean? Yeah,

2205
02:36:18.760 --> 02:36:22.239
where like that's not where my God
there is. This is a part

2206
02:36:22.280 --> 02:36:26.600
of me that wants to do that
one part where I remember already started off

2207
02:36:26.639 --> 02:36:33.760
by saying, like seemen on a
humane human seem Human's pretty funny, but

2208
02:36:33.879 --> 02:36:35.559
like I can't. I can't talk
that fast and straight out. I can't

2209
02:36:35.559 --> 02:36:39.000
do it. I've never attempted to
do that. You gotta you gotta,

2210
02:36:39.079 --> 02:36:41.639
you gotta say it, and then
you gotta have somebody to speed it up

2211
02:36:41.840 --> 02:36:46.799
and then make it match. But
that's hard because that means you have to

2212
02:36:46.879 --> 02:36:48.719
but that means you have to like
that means you have to like Haden slow

2213
02:36:50.600 --> 02:36:52.760
but ian you have to. That
means you have to slow the beat down

2214
02:36:52.799 --> 02:36:56.799
and wrap to the slow down cadence. It's like a whole, it's like

2215
02:36:56.840 --> 02:37:01.600
a whole of it. I think, well it is, but it's whatever.

2216
02:37:01.680 --> 02:37:05.719
We'll figure it out. Yeah,
Uh Jesus, such a long episode.

2217
02:37:05.920 --> 02:37:09.559
Craig the Canadian. Richard Fisting declares
that Craig the Canadian is dead.

2218
02:37:09.639 --> 02:37:13.280
Maybe it's your boy, Shawny Dee. Uh fuck Keith David, y'all are

2219
02:37:13.280 --> 02:37:15.479
sleeping on Jury Longenthal, he's the
goat. All right, let's relax.

2220
02:37:15.520 --> 02:37:20.959
I like, Jury's great. I
think I met Jury once. Yeah,

2221
02:37:22.479 --> 02:37:26.000
we know he's great. Well,
I wouldn't say we know him like I've

2222
02:37:26.040 --> 02:37:30.879
met him, our friends know him. Yeah, you're you are right,

2223
02:37:30.959 --> 02:37:33.600
Yes, you're right. You know
I met recently the guy who does the

2224
02:37:33.760 --> 02:37:37.239
Yeah, he's on chainsaw man.
I don't know whatever, it doesn't matter,

2225
02:37:37.840 --> 02:37:41.920
uh, Keith David, Uh yeah, longal Jury Longhal's great. Keith

2226
02:37:41.959 --> 02:37:43.920
David's I mean, did you see
that that video him that's been going viral

2227
02:37:45.000 --> 02:37:48.239
lately of him, like welcome to
hell mother or whatever the fuck? Yeah?

2228
02:37:48.840 --> 02:37:54.239
Yeah, yeah, the head welcome
to hell motherfucker, welcome to see

2229
02:37:54.319 --> 02:37:58.600
the spawn skin and modern warfare too. Is that what he's been promoting?

2230
02:37:58.639 --> 02:38:03.040
The spawn Skin? Modern warfare?
Oh weird? Yeah, called dude,

2231
02:38:03.040 --> 02:38:09.440
he's so fucking weird. He's just
been promoting it. You can play as

2232
02:38:09.520 --> 02:38:13.840
NICKI Minaji called duty. Now it's
so it's so over like it's that wait,

2233
02:38:13.920 --> 02:38:16.280
there's a spawn skin. Well I
might play this. I might play

2234
02:38:16.319 --> 02:38:20.440
this for that they got they got
gentleman, they got him. Ladies and

2235
02:38:20.479 --> 02:38:24.639
gentlemen, they got him. I
mean it intrigued me, but I'm not

2236
02:38:24.680 --> 02:38:26.959
giving those niggas any money. I
just I just it's funny too, because

2237
02:38:26.959 --> 02:38:28.680
I don't even really hate called dud. You're like I used to hate called

2238
02:38:28.719 --> 02:38:31.719
you a lot more than that.
You now like but like, I don't

2239
02:38:31.719 --> 02:38:33.319
know, man, I just don't
like I So to be fair, I

2240
02:38:33.440 --> 02:38:37.600
bought Modern Warfare reboot from PS four, but I still haven't played it.

2241
02:38:39.120 --> 02:38:41.399
I get around to it, and
I was like, I played it.

2242
02:38:41.840 --> 02:38:46.680
I played for a few hours.
Yeah that's that's fine. Yeah uh anyway,

2243
02:38:46.719 --> 02:38:48.079
Okay, Matt wants the hero of
our time, sweet Babyank for Life,

2244
02:38:48.200 --> 02:38:52.920
Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey Indie butter
Knife on YouTube. Sandman's ass turning

2245
02:38:52.959 --> 02:38:58.200
to glass from friction burn after achieving
one too many bussy gasms. That's awesome.

2246
02:38:58.319 --> 02:39:01.159
That's fucking disgusting. I thought that
a rap for a second. San

2247
02:39:01.440 --> 02:39:07.479
Zazz turned into glass three xso buying
great concentration my name, I'm shocking my

2248
02:39:07.520 --> 02:39:09.520
ear and see some functions. Shortly
after the warrantinges spired surpent stroke and spoken

2249
02:39:09.600 --> 02:39:13.840
joking aboticons going like this morning Alec
Keith David Drip MH Return of Drip,

2250
02:39:13.879 --> 02:39:18.399
Keith David Voice Ramirez, Nice,
I love blowing people up with the I

2251
02:39:18.399 --> 02:39:22.319
would take the fucking grenades on its
counter and like throw those grenades out there.

2252
02:39:22.360 --> 02:39:31.000
I would just turn around and throw
them at everybody anyway, he says,

2253
02:39:31.239 --> 02:39:33.600
and he says, Keith David Voice
Ramirez, maybe have the dump start

2254
02:39:33.600 --> 02:39:39.040
behind Burger Town and play with my
nipples. Obi won't to blow me.

2255
02:39:39.200 --> 02:39:43.680
My love for Johnny Cage is a
measurable guy. Abby survived by Rise against.

2256
02:39:43.000 --> 02:39:48.239
Oh no, we've all been sucking, We've all drank come, but

2257
02:39:48.360 --> 02:39:52.399
now we fuck guys. That's what
makes us f slurs. I mean,

2258
02:39:52.840 --> 02:39:56.040
look, that's probably my one of
my favorite songs. By then, I

2259
02:39:56.719 --> 02:40:01.440
refuse, Yeah, yeah, killing
it, y'all killed it. I refuse.

2260
02:40:01.600 --> 02:40:05.760
I refuse to accept something funny and
topical. Sweet Caroline tune tie ass

2261
02:40:07.000 --> 02:40:15.479
of mine. Big dick never seems
so good. Let's go. I think

2262
02:40:15.520 --> 02:40:18.879
British people. I think Europeans would
kill deep inside. Yeah, honestly,

2263
02:40:22.280 --> 02:40:24.719
these are good you know what's a
good one. I'll write them down,

2264
02:40:24.879 --> 02:40:26.559
all right, But we tied ass
of mind at going. I ain't going

2265
02:40:26.559 --> 02:40:30.200
to the UK. We do this
one. They're gonna kill us. They're

2266
02:40:30.200 --> 02:40:35.440
fucking Look. Look, dude,
that's like their national anthem. Almost what

2267
02:40:35.719 --> 02:40:39.520
Sweet Caroline in the UK? Yeah, it's if you've ever watched any sports

2268
02:40:39.600 --> 02:40:45.280
event, it is like the thing
that's seeing like any intermission. Fuck,

2269
02:40:46.559 --> 02:40:52.399
Sweeney's browser is preventing recording. What's
the recording? It's that's what it says

2270
02:40:52.440 --> 02:40:58.159
to me. Yeah, I don't
know. Asked Sween to refresh the page?

2271
02:40:58.479 --> 02:41:03.159
Why something wrong? Just just refresh
it. See what happened? Just

2272
02:41:03.200 --> 02:41:05.680
refreshing. We have the audio anyway, I'm sure, I'm I'm sure most

2273
02:41:05.719 --> 02:41:09.000
of the video. If if look, if there is a disruption, whatever,

2274
02:41:09.360 --> 02:41:11.120
the video is gonna be black.
We're in the credits. Anyway,

2275
02:41:11.120 --> 02:41:15.120
We're gonna get out of here in
a second. The software we use is

2276
02:41:15.159 --> 02:41:18.959
kind of weird, Sweet, come
on, the whole should stop the recording

2277
02:41:20.000 --> 02:41:22.399
for all. I'll go to studio
settings and she's optimized. I didn't even

2278
02:41:22.440 --> 02:41:26.879
say whatever, fuck it we're we're
good, he's back. Whatever, God

2279
02:41:26.959 --> 02:41:30.479
damn it. Hold on, it
did stop recording? Ay, fucking serious,

2280
02:41:31.319 --> 02:41:33.719
well, I mean we have it
still right, Well no, it

2281
02:41:33.840 --> 02:41:37.600
literally just made me hold on.
Somebody else is already recording on this count.

2282
02:41:37.600 --> 02:41:41.000
What are you saying? How is
that even possible? Okay, we

2283
02:41:41.079 --> 02:41:45.280
have Okay, So what might happen
is the screen might go completely blank for

2284
02:41:45.360 --> 02:41:50.920
everybody at this point because vocal a
picture, put a picture of put a

2285
02:41:50.959 --> 02:41:58.120
picture of a private island. We're
going, we're going too long. That's

2286
02:41:58.399 --> 02:42:01.639
that's this episode is literally telling that's
what going too long. Yeah, yeah,

2287
02:42:01.639 --> 02:42:05.440
it's not let me do it so
we're Yeah, the rest of itsious

2288
02:42:05.440 --> 02:42:07.719
audio. Who gets all right?
Sorry guys whatever, Yeah, the sweet

2289
02:42:07.760 --> 02:42:11.239
car line, that's good. But
let me write this down, tight ass

2290
02:42:11.920 --> 02:42:18.239
of mine. This is almost a
double episode because my my notepad, my

2291
02:42:18.360 --> 02:42:22.920
notepad is so fucked. It's just
like the most insane unhanded ship which lay

2292
02:42:22.959 --> 02:42:24.920
five eighty three. I feel gay, fuck you. The Papini Brothers.

2293
02:42:24.120 --> 02:42:26.399
Importium tries to give a t to
say ice while come on stream. Donc

2294
02:42:26.440 --> 02:42:31.200
Docerson I once created a hardcore Gandolf
and Dumbledore fanfic to spite my middle school

2295
02:42:31.200 --> 02:42:35.440
friend group. You got to pay
the trolls toll to get inside the boys

2296
02:42:35.520 --> 02:42:41.559
hole. William Harrington, Women's Wrongs
activist tell him, Steve Dave not a

2297
02:42:41.680 --> 02:42:45.319
furry. I just want to fuck
a wombat. I mean lesbian Barry mccochner,

2298
02:42:46.200 --> 02:42:50.280
nice uh, John Strickland, Armored
hoole sex, fires of rubbing Cox.

2299
02:42:50.680 --> 02:42:54.319
God, that's another game, armored
sex, the game. I know

2300
02:42:56.360 --> 02:43:00.920
it's too much Mark eighteen eighty nine, smoking shit out of a glass bong,

2301
02:43:01.360 --> 02:43:05.079
blow in the Lord's bubbles, flex
seal hairline, the First Church I

2302
02:43:05.159 --> 02:43:09.840
Keith David Gay Michael Jackson be like, can you lick my can you fuck

2303
02:43:09.959 --> 02:43:18.479
my smooth booty hole? That's good, It's really good. Come can you

2304
02:43:18.600 --> 02:43:26.000
fu my smooth booty hole? But
these are really good guys, my asshole

2305
02:43:26.280 --> 02:43:31.520
guys, fucking you guys. Definitely
do that one and respect the fuck out

2306
02:43:31.520 --> 02:43:35.959
of it. I love it.
I love it. We're stealing Klansman,

2307
02:43:35.040 --> 02:43:39.719
Peter Stealing, Miles Adobo pre raz
Blake eight ninety six. Gay Joined game

2308
02:43:39.799 --> 02:43:43.600
is in Editar Chief of the gaily
Boogle cop shoots Pomerania. I feel this

2309
02:43:43.680 --> 02:43:45.879
thing is bigger than his last going
Field, trash, chicks is Tatter Salad,

2310
02:43:45.920 --> 02:43:48.159
peanut butter, and Cammy Sounds,
Sandwich Sue, Hulk, tickle my

2311
02:43:48.200 --> 02:43:52.120
ass hairs, Nicki Ziggy Sweeney's chicken
plt argument makes me want to slap him

2312
02:43:52.159 --> 02:43:58.040
with a l answer with dude's crazy. So so many people, there were

2313
02:43:58.040 --> 02:44:01.959
so many people talking about like,
man, Chris is fucking so wrong.

2314
02:44:01.920 --> 02:44:05.920
Chris didn't see the fucking onion.
And I love it because like at the

2315
02:44:05.399 --> 02:44:11.280
very very how that's how we know, That's how we know who, that's

2316
02:44:11.280 --> 02:44:13.760
how we know the real listeners.
If you check out during the credits,

2317
02:44:13.799 --> 02:44:16.319
you're doing yourself a real disservice,
by the way, especially one with this

2318
02:44:16.600 --> 02:44:20.760
one of the best parts, Like
sometimes they go hard. JFK's head was

2319
02:44:20.760 --> 02:44:24.719
an ied every time I come it
sounds like squidward walking. Jackson DuPont Badly

2320
02:44:24.760 --> 02:44:28.920
Brave Hugard, Derek Duck Hunt Bulk, the first disciple of the fitness Etherian

2321
02:44:28.920 --> 02:44:33.360
Pejerian Hunter Melphus won the angriest crowd
and as always running out of our list,

2322
02:44:33.719 --> 02:44:39.280
King of Haphazard, the boy Combo
King Combo. All right, let's

2323
02:44:39.280 --> 02:44:43.639
get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, this is fuck

