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the day the Rangers signed Nolan Ryan too as well? Wow? Also was
it Pearl Harbor yesterday? Yeah? Tember seventh. It's also the day that
Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte's Forty eight Hours arrived in theaters. You ever see
that, kem let you see some old stuff. That's a funny, good
movie. Also the day that Tim Tebow won the Heisman. So someone tried
to Prancice the other day with the fart sounder, and Soroy found it up
in the vents. We Detective Dick, Detective Dick Shale founded up in the
vents, and then we walked in this morning and someone had a cat prank
sounder, yeah, which we found because Detective Dick Shale pulled it off a
speaker head in the monitor. Incredible. That was incredible sleuth work there,
man, And as a first place I looked, kind of absolves us from
any wrongdoing. Finally, Jesus, don't even try nice, try speaking nice,
try Yeah. I just put a video up. It's on my Twitter
at Katie fun Tweets. If you want to see Soroy, I'm sure.
I'm sorry Detective Dick Shale coming through and doing that. You want to see
some of my process, his process. I also sent that video to the
group chain and said, anyone want to come clean? Yeah, nice,
but they're not awake. That's fair, that is true. Before you get
into sports at seven Celebrity relationship news, guys ready for this? Sure,
I don't know. I don't know if you're gonna be I don't think I'm
gonna like one of these one of these. You're not gonna like one of
them. You're gonna You're gonna be so I mean, I couldn't think you
could give a crap less big rumor out there. Kevin Cosner, who just
kicked his ex wife out of the house getting it on with the fang.
What Jewel whoa really yes after she had her eight seconds of ty Murray,
Kevin Costner and Jewel, that's the ruma. It's a ruma going around Aroma.
Uh So, look at these headlines. It's so stupid. That's a
little bit of a bummer because I like Jewel is holding her around the waist
Mike Headlines. I think we need to look at the picks. He's touching
her waist. He's also her belly as if she might be that picture Fanny
Preggie know I'm a fan of a fan. Yep, she's great. See
that picture. Kevio. Yeah, your fear with Jewels that she'll just bite
it because that one of those has a sharp. God, it's like thirty
years. I think she got fixed. She got her one tooth that's slightly
out of place, which I think is cute. I liked twos especially.
Have some suggestions you like the diastema when they have the gap, like the
Sandra Bernhard gap tiny you ever not pronounce, But I'm a big fan of
that. I like the cross eye. Whoa you like the Walleye vision?
Oh man? Like the dead eye? Well just kind of like the one
on the plane, one on the train you know, No you don't,
Yeah, I okay, the one, the floating eye. Yeah. Yeah.
My friend Austin. You guys know Austin Gutttery, right, I mean
I don't know. Probably he's the dude who came up with a name the
hang Zone. Oh yeah, because he him and his friends rented out of
place at one of these defunct malls and just put up a crappy signs of
the hang Zone. They would just hang out in what used to be a
storefront for like fifty bucks a month. Anyway, good idea, that's cool.
Yeah. He he used to work with us, and I slowly,
for like three months try to convince him that he just had a bit of
a one of those eyes that was off to where I think I got him
looking in the mirror and I'm like, it's really small. It's like only
because we worked together, I can tell it's a cruel thing to do,
but kind of funny. For a long time. A good friend of mine
that lives in New Orleans and if I need to get you guys together,
she's awesome. But she used to date another buddy of mine when she lived
in Dallas, and she was one of those gals that as the night went
on and the more drink she would have, the crazier the I would get.
I remember one night, is like two in the morning, and we're
all sitting together and she was so hammerhead and she looked over at me and
we were both tanked, and I go, Nicky, you've never looked more
beautiful to me than you do right now. Kind of thing is just dying
laughing. Yeah, yeah, because she knew, she knew. So we
celebrate the stray tooth of jewel absolutely, ok yeah, absolutely, Okay,
that's fine. What about the relationship that involves Selena Gomez. Danny is now
dating Benny Blanco. Now, a lot of people out there probably don't know
Benny Blanco is, but he's in the music world as a producer and he
was on the hit FX show Dave. Just do a little goog search,
guys, I see him now. Look I'm the guy in the boat.
Okay, of course, Okay, Selena Gomez years hotter than me, all
right, Fathoma. I'd never been a big fan though, Like, it's
never really done it for me, the Selena Gomez thing. While Danny likes
to watch her putting on makeup, no or Instagram thinks I like watching her
put on makeup. Most of Danny's Instagram is Selena Gomez or other Latin women
applying makeup. Yeah, and it's not changed. Now. You could say,
like, oh, it's a weird lit with Latina twisting the algorithm that
led to that, but it's been consistent, so you're hanging in there with
it with your searches. I'm with you. Kevio not a huge Selena Gomez
fan, saying like, I don't have her anywhere close to this list of
most gorgeous women in the world, which she seems to pop up on.
But you also famously said you'd never you've never been into women with lupus.
Indeed, JJ, can we get a take on Benny Blanco. He looks
like he doesn't shower, He looks like a very stinky man. He looks
dirty. He does look like he stinks, So in that regard we are
very similar probably nice. I feel somewhat flattered. Well, I wish them
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see. I think they'll stick. Well, we'll see moth don't Cowboys Eagles
in a minute, in a minute. It's fascinating story from Jacksonville. They
have an employee on their team, which the role that he has is not
clear yet because it's almost like they're trying to keep him a little bit secret,
although I think you can probably google his name. And find out he
is a Mit Patel and he has swindled twenty two million dollars away from the
Jacksonville Jaguars, been charged with wirefraud federal charges, and there's a lot going
on with him from a standpoint of NFL has been really looking into gambling.
Well know that I've been suspending players. Alvin Ridley famously got a year so
basically a Mit Patel. His attorney straight up said that, look, my
client suffers from a serious gambling addiction, and that's what this was. He
was using something called a VCC, which is a virtual credit card program.
I've never heard of that, but I'm like big finance guy. So the
Jaguars have this thing called a virtual credit card program. So he lost twenty
two million dollars. Rowse them twenty two million dollars that he had taken and
it was all ninety nine percent of it is from FanDuel and DraftKings gambling.
And they say in the last two months the losses have gotten worse because he
was trying to win back what he had lost. So he intended to win
and pay it back, but it got him and he was also though,
I mean, there's a story and his his attorney's denying it, of course,
that from twenty eighteen to twenty twenty two he was living a pretty good
life, taking some lavish trips about a ninety five thousand dollars watch, which
no one would need. That He's listed in their media guide as being a
coordinator for financial Planning and Analysis and then a manager of Financial Planning and Analysis
from twenty eighteen to twenty twenty two. So that's how you would probably have
access to their virtual credit card program, whatever that even means. So he
also would oversee the company's monthly financial statements and then budgets for each department of
an NFL team. The wolf was in charge of the hen house. I
mean, it is bad. I mean, so there were transactions involving catering,
airfare, and hotel charges. And actually this guy basically just lived a
four year span of kind of doing whatever the hell he wanted. And now
you got to come meet your maker. But you know, for some people
that might be an exciting life. Many of us might not ever have the
joy the four years of this guy had of doing whatever the hell he wanted,
whenever the hell he wont We had going to jail We have a Texter
who knows about this stuff, he said. I work. I work in
FP and a financial planning and assistance in accounting analysis. Financial planning and financial
personalis good, but accounting also good. I work at FPA and use a
VCC system. It's not outside the realm of possibility to do this. The
Jags are a billion dollar business, so no one would notice fifty k at
a time, but you would have to know. Auditors would find it eventually.
We hire an audit firm once per year, he said. Virtual credit
cards vcc's worked just like a company credit card, but all charges going a
central system that you can monitor and link into your accounting. A little confusing,
that's, you know, not our world. I just looked up FPA.
He clearly works for a travel agency called Floppy Penis Adventures. Okay,
so that's what he's talking. Billion dollars business as well, no doubt,
uh, Floppy Penis Adventures, the penis Floppy, I know, floppy.
You know it could be a good thing and a bad thing to shake that
tiny d dude skimming, Yeah, this guy, you just gotta take it
easy, straight, just a little bit draft kings and fan duel though,
like like, so the VCC he had connected directly to. Yeah, and
then he could go fudge the documents or whatever somehow. Yeah. But they
get so inebriated with that that taste. They want a bigger taste, and
they're using and look a couple of different things. Small half percentage of the
conspiracy part of my brain went, could this be an NFL created story to
talk about the dangers of gambling to try to get these players to stop gambling?
Okay, okay, use jack but no, that's not low happen.
But this is not Vegas bets. This is DraftKings and FanDuel, which we
can do here in Texas, in a state where gambling is not legal.
Boy, it is odd, isn't it. It is so strange. And
we have I mean price picks as we have on the station and I play
it. Okay, I love it. It's really fun and I lose.
Yeah, and same with DraftKings. I love it. I love it every
Sunday. It's fun. DraftKings used to be profitable for me and it's not
now, and I think it's because too many people are involved now. I
think long term, none of it, I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
what it is. It's playing a slot machine. Yeah, and if
it just all lines up that miraculous one time, I guess you can theoretically
win fifty one hundred a million dollars. I mean, I play it a
million dollar thing every twenty dollars. I put in twenty bucks a million dollar
thing every Sunday where the winner wins a million dollars. Someone and the tens
of thousands of people in that contest. I woke up that day and because
Christian Kirk scores a touchdown, and uh Sam Laporta scored two, and Remonde
Remandre Stevenson got hurt in the first quarter right thereby chopping off ten percent of
the teams and your defense scores a pick six. That means whatever they buy
seven PM, hit refresh, and they're a millionaire. I mean that's the
I mean, that's the draw it's on when you're in it, though you're
it's a football slot machine. And what sounds more fun than that. It's
amazing. It's a lot of fun. And I don't mind if I lose
one hundred dollars, if I lose two hundred dollars, whatever I lose on
DraftKings each year, maybe more, maybe less. I don't mind it because
I love watching it and tracking it and I love picking my teams every Sunday
morning, so I don't really care. It's a really good way to keep
you engaged in the sport too, for sure. So dude, maybe a
long discussion some other time is that, like what what makes your thing move?
And if I had no bets whatsoever? I mean, if we didn't
have this job, were we had to talk about it, you know,
much less sports I would watch. And I think that goes for a lot
of people. As you get older and is gambling, it becomes more and
more of a factor, like you need almost need it more and more a
factor in everyone's life just based on our dumb ass picks with Glenn's. It
keeps me engaged on wanting to know what y'all's picks did and how malk you
do this week. And I'll look at the scores and find out what the
spread is. And I can only imagine what it would be like if I
had, you know, a c note on some of these some of these
outcomes like imagine And the answer still is many, many, many thousand,
tens, hundreds of thousands, But how many people just do the football Sunday
and have nothing going. No fantasy team, no DraftKings, FanDuel prize picks,
no Vegas bet where it's legal in half the damn States, whatever it
is now. I'm sure some many, But why, like, why would
you do that all day? You just love football? I don't know,
Yeah, kind of, I don't know. I think it's slowly shifting toward
the dependence of the thrill of gambling. And don't think they don't know that
other sports need it more than football will ever need it though. Yeah,
true, for sure. He also he bought a Nissan pickup truck, a
Tesla, a membership at a country club, a two bedroom condo, and
other stuff. This guy not good. Cowboys Eagles Sunday night gonna be a
big and we'll have our predictions at eight, okay, to what's gonna happen.
I see the Cowboys winning of I said this earlier. A couple things
that really jump out to me. The Cowboys are first in the league in
scoring okay, in terms of points per game. They also don't are a
top five team, and points they give up the Eagles defense can be gotten
and we have proof of that last week. All though, the Seahawks prove
they can get the Cowboys defense a little bit too. But the Eagles defense
is where I think you can really score. Their secondary is kind of weak.
And the Cowboys also can affect their offensive line. Their offensive line as
much as everyone that talks about they can get you in a third and one
and do the butt push all right, Well, when they do the butt
push on third and one, that's great, okay, But here's where they
do struggle. They do give up a lot of pressures and a lot of
sacks, and the Cowboys get a lot of pressure and Jalen Hurts is not
one and I think you can get to it. I ain't thinking anything.
A little damage on Jalen Hurts. Still think you'll probably have as close to
three hundred yards and they'll probably or over three hundred yards total because he'll run
run for fifty. But a couple of sacks and the way the Cowboys play
makes them way more capable of being the forty nine ers, because the Cowboys
play like Baltimore plays sometimes if you watch them on defense or the forty nine
ers, they hit you, they hit you hard like the Cowboys play a
way more physical brand of football than a lot of teams you'll watch or just
kind of drag you down. The Cowboys are flying around on defense even when
they give up thirty five points to the Seahawks. So I do think there's
a little something to the Cowboys laying it on the Eagles. I don't know.
I mean, probably a close skame for a while. I think Cowboys
got this. Man, I feel really good about this. I don't necessarily
disagree, but I feel like there's too much of that. Oh, there's
too much confidence. Yeah. I thought there was too much confidence going to
that Seattle game too. Yeah. Maybe yeah, and that was not this.
I feel like everyone feels like this is when it turns and we the
Cowboys, you know, make our statement that we are highest echelon. I
guess that would still be behind the forty nine ers, which is okay.
But I feel like everyone's real sure that this statement is coming Sunday night.
And I hope so. I swear to God. I don't care about the
Eagles. I really hope so. But the Eagles are really really good still.
But there's this weird thing of the Cowboys with our record. Everyone's like,
ah, that's them there. Maybe better than that. Eagles are ten
and two, like, nah, it's not a great ten and two.
No, Like there's a weird feeling. I don't know what it is,
but everyone seems to think showtime. Let's let them know you said statement.
Okay, So what I see this is I think your statement would have to
come next week. Like I think beating the Eagles is really just getting right
from that first time and every year, don't we just go? If you
can go one to one against the Eagles, that's probably how it's gonna work
out. I think it's a big statement if you lose to the Eagles,
Okay, I think your statement would have to be going into Buffalo and the
cold next week and beating a desperate Bills team and proven that you might be
in it and might be trying to actually, you know, get this division.
I think that's what the statement comes. I think like this week,
it's like you gotta have it, and you felt like you might have deserved
to win the first one and you didn't, and I kind of feel like,
you know, it's just like a get right thing here is like yeah,
but you can't look at the damn ten and two Eagles like that that
that we're right. I mean, the Eagles could win this game by ten
points. Yeah, and then what then where we're at We're like, oh,
okay, well, I guess we do lose to every good team and
barely beat the team that's a game over five hundred, right, and and
smoke everybody else that's under five hundred. I mean that narrative is back in
full, all paper champs and pretenders all you're gonna talk about or hear about.
I guess you don't talk about that much here, but we And then
if that's the case, sorry, you're eight and four. I looked at
that because I was wondering, like, what if they lose? Where does
that put you in the playoff? They're fine in the playoff hunt, Yeah,
because I was concerned about that. Yeah, No one's really thinking about
what if because everyone's like, all right, they beat them, then the
Eagles still have to do this a little favor for the remainder of the year,
which all could happen. And I do believe in this Cowboys team and
something weird and different about this Cowboys team, I think, But that doesn't
guarantee a win over the damn Eagles. No, No, for sure,
for sure. I just I think the Eagles have more weaknesses than the Cowboys
do. Right now, I think I agree, well, these are terrible
linebackers. The Eagles have a terrible secondary. They have a good defensive line.
We well the Cowboys do. They throw it out, rub the ball
very well and they throw it so just kind of match up. I worry
about aj Brown just torching everyone and another big wide receiver getting drawn land a
little bit, you know who. Weirdly we talk about as a guy who
can be gotten, but also a guy who will get his another old miss
big dude like DK Metcalf did last week. I mean, those guys came
out at the same time the Ripped Brothers. Jeez, it gonna be fun
though. Man, that's we get Sunday night, whatever predictions. I love
it Sunday night too. This is an all eyes let's go yeah, because
you don't have to wake up at four in the morning on Monday. I
hope over time I gotta pull audio. Okay, the year in timeline review
those a lot of people said it couldn't be done. People are saying it
couldn't be done, but I will finish it. Next seven won the three