Made uh de Saint John a Pace, Sunny sunrd on I Hadsione nice so nat what's up everybody? Hey, Hey, hey, let's say hi to repeats. Let's do it, uh, Stephanie Stinger Rinker and Ahoi Magmalloy and Rachel old Timer and Ashley so chic and Kelly Laddie Dad Amy's a cunt and Katie's rolling on e. She just got back from stage coach. Yeah, still feeling the effects and not Anna Faris and Aaron who is Nikki? Call your girl? Leslie was accosting people outside of stage coach. Yes, she was nice of her. And Missy and Gabby were outside of stagecoach. Yes, they're still cleaning up. They're in the tumble weeds yep. And uh the other Leslie is coughing like a crazy person and she gave me her cold, which is rude. Jacob is Growley and Rita's rocking that bacinette with Elizabeth Williamson's babies which are now grown ups. Yeah, which makes it heavy, but you know athenigin sure we love your lipstick, and Polly, we love your pancakes. And Valerie hits it out of the park. Katerina, check that Moller for sure. Ishans pre but y'll cute. Kelly Brandt is not your aunt, but she'll take you to Plan Perido. Alicia esca, Sarah's the Fano, Aaron, don't be a dirty Sanchez. Jennifer, get up, Sandra. It's not easy being green and christ to get the strap. Yes, everybody, Yes, oooh something I want to tell you? Yeah about your children are about to be eighteen? Yes, LB has been eighteen since November. I mean she's been nineteen since November. Things change that you're not going to totally expect to change, right, Like you can't make sir in doctor's appointments for your kids. Like they have to make it for themselves, especially if they want like any kind of special medications or anything, right they have to do. It's really weird how you're just out of the They're like, yeah, don't you can't have a picture for her. It's like, but it's the pediatrician's office, Like yeah, but it's still you don't get to it. There are certain things that you don't even as the mom. So yesterday, so LB has to have a vaccination for college. It's the meningitis. It's a meningitis vaccine, so she had gotten it, but then you have to go back like it's yeah, you have to go back and get the booster to it before they can go to college. So we hadn't done it. Last year. She did the first shot, but then we never followed up because it's like she's not going to college, right, so it doesn't really matter. So I didn't a special doctor's appointment for her anyway, long story short, I made an up. I called the pediatrician's office and I was like, Hey, I want to bring her in for this vaccine or you know, I want to send her in. It was really cute because she was like, oh, well, so what time am I going. I go, okay, you're going to go at two o'clock. She's like, what, I haven't really been to Like well she has actually anyway, she was like, well can you come with me? Sure of course, you know, I'll take you. But then it was really funny because I brought her in and then like that mom part of you takes over, so I start saying like, Hi, I have LB. Here here's her date of birth and it's and then I had to keep going like I know that's a little awkward because she's like going to be twenty this year and she's standing right there like she can't say for herself. But I was being such a mom and then they were kind of laughing, and I was like, and by the way, can you she wanted her medication refilled she hasn't been taking for a long time. And then I was like, oh am, I allowed to ask for her to get a refill. And then they were like, do you want your mom to be privy to your medical information? She's like yeah, it's whatever because she's still a teenager. So she talks like that and they're like, okay, well you have to fill out this piece of paper, this hippa saying that your mom can have access to your and then they're trying to be all like talking code to her, like they're like okay, like almost like are you signing this under duress? I was like, Jesus, I don't care, Like if you want to talk to her privately, it's fine with me. And she's like, Mom, it's fine, it's fine. I don't mind signing it. They're like okay, well, god, you know, if you give blood and they ask you if you possibly have been exposed to HIV. Then everybody looks away while you check the box that says do not use my blood. I don't know if you ever. Well, it's like that. It's like they're like, well there's a box and no one's gonna be knowing what box you check. But if you don't want your mom to know your information, just check this box and like everybody's gonna avert their game. Well, you signed this box. Elbie told me afterwards. She was like, Mom, it was so awkward. She was like, because I don't care. She's like, my mom knows. That's so fun. I'm taking. She's like, I get it that they want kids to have privacy. But she's like, yeah, it's fine. Everybody nobody needs right, So everybody freeze and look the other way. And she's like okay, so yeah, and then they're like, okay, Elbe, you can come into this room to get your vaccination, and they're like, do you want your mom to be with you? And she's like if she wants, like it's fine, like yeah, come on, mom, come with me. It's all very well. She wouldn't have brought her mom if she didn't want her to come with her, Like you know, I know, like she if she was ready to be an adult and do what adulting things, then she had gone by herself. Right, yeah, exactly. But I guess they're like they get to be a certain age, like over eighteen, and they're just like in charge of their own bodies or whatever. Yes. Yeah, I'm like, well I still have control over Sadie and Xander, so that's yes, you still have to just be fully in control of your kids the next like month and a half. Right, all right, we'll do the exact birthday June June seventh. Oh, and they graduate high school June sixth Yeah, mm hmmm, all in one week. Yeah, but you know, it's a whole new era, new house to move into. Yeah, which is nice. I can't wait, Like you know, I mean, I have to get a little furniture like things here and there, but for the most part, you know it, but it's not furnished. It's not furnish. No, so you need like dining room table. Well, I have a dining room table that I I think I'll be able to bring there. Oh from your condo, No, from this house, from the house that we're moving out of. Okay, one of my condos like tiny, teeny tiny. Okay, so I'll have that, like it's a kitchenette and the only thing I don't have is a couch. I have the TVs. You're going to be living my life. I know's couch hunting, always couch hunting. Well it's okay, I got Gina Kimmel looking for me. Oh good, because she loves to find bargains of furniture and she loves to, like, you know, find the cheapest and blah blah blah, and so she's she's kind of helping me. So I'm just saying, living spaces, living spaces. That's where I got my couch from my condo. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, So I'll just have a little you know, but I'll have the kitchen stuff and I'll have to get a washer and dryer. I have to if I don't have to get afrigerator because I have one an extra one in our garage which I can take there. So just little things, you know, in your garage of the house. M okay, yeah it'll fit and then you know, just a little. But at least the bedrooms. All I need is their bedroom set up and their TVs and their WiFi and their computers set up. That'll be good. Once I get that, then then I can start working out in the living room thing. But once I get the kitchen set up and their bedroom set up, you know, then Mike can get the the living room set up right. Yeah, right, so not too much stuff and not too much and then Phil can live with you. Yeah, Phil can stay. Mm hmm. That's good. Yeah. I can't wait to see him. He'll have his backyard, nice backyard with grass. Yeah, and it'll be good. So I'm excited. That's exciting. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. I'm watching the bon Jovi documentary on Hulu. Oh have you seen this? I have not. It's really good. I really love it because I grew up in that era, you know, like so to see the behind the scenes of and it's John bon Jovi telling his story and now, you know, you look back on him and he was so cute, you know, with that hair and that he had that young baby face, and he was just such aesthetically pleasing like, oh, j Simpson, by the way, we can get back to this. I started watching Made in America. Isn't it good? It's really good. But the whole time I was just like, oh, my god. Lynnette was like, you know, he's amaze, Yeah, he's cute. Yeah. Yeah. It's so good though, isn't it. It's so weirdly like a puff piece. Though at least the first couple episodes are just all about how he is and all these coaches going like he was just like the greatest athlete. I'm like, yeah, are you going to get to the part where he murdered too? Yes, they do. They totally do. And by the way, they really show pictures of Nicole. Oh god, the like the real pictures and crime scene you mean crime scene pictures. Yeah. Yeah, it is crazy though, they get much. They're they're almost painting this picture of a guy because they're building it up. You've done this, They're building it up, and then they're going to show you the whole trial, and then they're going to show you the shit he did after his you know, like when he got went sent to jail in Vegas, when he went to get his like memorabilia back. You know, they're they're talking and then do you remember he did like a prank show. I was telling you that, La sweet, Yeah, because I listened to it on that pot on This American Life or whatever, Yeah, you got juiced. Yeah, you got juice. That's right, that's right. So you're gonna see that. Yeah, you're gonna see everything and then you got juice things. Sometimes he would just be so like he just didn't care after a while that he just not even say the part. The guy that they hired to be his sidekick would have to be like, you got juice. But since OJ wasn't there, nobody knew what they were talking about, right, He's just like out of context. Yes, yes, yes, it's just that that's what the show was, right, right right. They'd be like, oh, what so weird because OJ would just be like, I'm not even coming into work today. Yeah, yeah, crazy, it's good, it's good. Yeah, okay, So Jon bon Jovi, Yeah, just the bond jump because you And then so it's it's a documentary. It's like a four part series and it starts like how they started, but then it shows him like now, like with his gray hair, but he still has that fluffy gray hair, and he still has that cute face, and he still has a nice body. So the only thing that changed really was his hair. You know, he's still cute now. I was seeing some headlines I don't want to say headlines, but I was seeing some promotions for it talking about how he's been with his wife since they were like in they were like high school sweethearts maybe or I haven't gotten there yet, but yeah. Oh, But then it was talking about how I mean, it wasn't talking about anything, but it was saying basically, it sounds like he did his fair share of cheating on his wife, but they're still together. So was he with his wife before he was famous? I think, so, well, I have to get to it because some only watched like the first episode and a half. Okay, so but it's in, but it's it's And then it shows him in twenty twenty two getting ready to go on like a fortieth anniversary tour and the shit he has to do for his vocal cords, and like he's like he's like doing all these exercises where he's holding his tongue and massaging the inside of his mouth and he's got like lasers machines going over his like neck for his vocals and blah blah blah, and like the first night out on the tour was great, and you know he it was enjoying it. The second night was great. But then by the third night he read reviews and he's like, I don't usually do it, but I did. And I took some body shots because it was like it made my ego go down to the floor. And because they were they were like what happened to John bon Jovi's vocals? Like what happened to was vocals because his vocals were, you know, took a hit because I guess of COVID. He was saying, like his h his vocal cords took something happened like during COVID where they just never came back or something. Yeah, So anyway, it's really interesting. It's really interesting, and to go through it, like I just remember they would show like you know, they they came out to LA for the first time to play and they showed the marquee and it says Chuck Landis's country Club and Resita features bon Jovie, and I was like, oh my god. I used to go to the country club all the time. I saw like Guns N' Roses there when they were Nobody's. I saw Motley Crue and Bratt and bon Jill like when they were nobody at that country club. Like it was crazy. So just like brings back memories and stuff. But it's I love any kind of like documentary about you know, the story of their success and you know where they are, and he's he's you know, narrating it, you know, in his with his gray hair and so going back and forth. It's interesting. I like it. I'm enjoying it. Well, I watched I Have to Turn You Onto Something. Yeah, but I feel like I'm gonna sneeze, bless you. I think I'm okay, Oh my god, the Jinx oh Heart season two yell. Fortunately there's only two episodes out so far. Yeah, so you can't watch the shit out of it. It's so good, Kaylin. Are you aware of this? I'm aware of it. I did actually watch the first season, so this one might be one of those ones that I do dive into, but I haven't seen it yet. Okay, So season two. Cecily from Board a f was telling me about this. She's like, it's so so good. So but in my mind, I'm like, well, what could be so great about it? Because like season one, you know, there's that spoiler alert, there's that moment where he goes killed him. He's on the hot mic and he doesn't know, he's still being recorded, and he goes caught saying did I killed him? All? Yeah, of course I did, That's what he says. So you're like, well, what else, what do you bring into the table? Season two? Like, well, season two is insanely good because it's about what happened after he made that confession, basically, right, because I remember he was basically getting away with it. Yeah, yes, he was. The reason he went to jail is based on the fact that he that that they started reinvestigating because of that freaking documentary, right, So now you're going to get all the behind the scenes of like how that came about. So then you get it from the director's perspective, like what happened, And they show in episode one they show him screening the documentary for basically like Susan Berman, who was the friend whose dad was in the mob. And they're showing like the friends of and relatives of like his first wife and of Susan Berman. So then of course they show them seeing for the first time him, being that they're showing in real time when the first season aired. Do you realize that the first season aired in like two thousand and four, like ten years ago? Yeah, it was a long time ago. Yes, yeah, see I watched the first episode, but I kept falling asleep, and I gotta go back and watch. You gotta watch it again because so that is I did see a screening of everybody watching it or something like Jeanine Jeanine Piro. Yeah, it's like it's incredibly crazy lady. But yeah, like she was there where like the right and left apparently came together. Was in understanding that Robert Durst is a killer, right, right, so they so they watched so that it shows back then what was that in real time of them watching, of them seeing the documentary because he couldn't tell them apparently right, they hadn't ever seen it. It was rolling out in real time. So now season two captures what was happening while the documentary was airing ten years ago. Robert Durst went on the run when the documentary was airing. Oh he did, Yes, he went on the run and to California, right, isn't no? He was going to different places. Yeah, and then when did they catch him? I watched the documentary find out. Yeah, it's so good though, it's so good. So then yes, I had a cold, so I caught a cold. I've already had it for a week. I want to know if this has ever happened to you. This has never happened to me in my life. Albee had the cold before me. She had it for like a week. I caught it from her. Then I didn't really feel it, like I knew I had a cold, but I was completely in the mode of waiting for these colleges to come out. Yeah, so I think I got it like a full week ago. I was like, I know I have a cold, but it is not But like I was so I had so much adrenaline that I was like, oh, maybe I don't have a cold. Maybe I just have like like allergies a little bit. Because I was like not feeling it, I was able to do everything like normal. I wasn't tired, I was doing all the things. And then I kind of crashed, Like by Saturday, I was like, oh, yeah, I think I I actually do have a cold, right, And then by Monday yesterday, I was like, oh, okay, wait, no, no, no, I definitely have a cold. So now it's probably on its way out. Oh that's good. I just I've been feeling allergies because of this. I was validated on Facebook because they were showing a picture of the thin like green yellow soot that it's like a layer of this from the pollen season, which I've never I don't know if I've never noticed this before, but I think this year it's really bad. And I think I know why I noticed it now because the backyard in our because we were showing the house all the time, I had to go out there and like spray down the barbecue and spray down the table and make everything, you know, like get all the dust. So the next day for the thing, and then I'd spray down and then the next day I'd go out there and there'd be like a layer of a hardcore layer. I could write my name in the soot. Wow, that's how bad it was. So I was feeling that. I'm still feeling that. But also today, well today's Friday for you guys, but it's Tuesday for us. I'm I had, like I guess over the weekend, Like the first night, I didn't go to bed until four in the morning. The second night, I was like, I was, oh, yeah, tell us the rest of the story. Yeah, So the first night was a late night. You can listen to Patreon find out why. The second night, I they came home a little later, it was like more like twelve thirty one o'clock, went picked up. No, I was with Sorry. The second night, I was with Melissa and Gina went out with them, got home at like twelve thirty one o'clock. They took their ubers home. Then all day Sunday they weren't staying with you. Uh no, the girls were. The girls took their ubers home. Melissa stayed with me. Yeah, okay, yeah, should we take a break and then I'll tell you break and tell me the rest. Let's talk about neutral. Let's talk about neutraful. I love neutrafoil. I started using it too. You're the queen. You're the neutraphil queen, but I was inspired by you. 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And all the people in this community are renting their houses for Coachella and Airbnb because like you look across the lake, there's houses along the lake. Their backyard is facing you, guys, and they're out there partying and playing music, and the next door neighbors are playing music. Everybody is there on vacation and for this, for this concert. So the rules are no music after eleven until six am the next morning, which they have. Many people abided by those rules. We did. Neighbors were okay. The second the second night that I was there, Sunday morning, six point fifteen, in the mother fucking morning, the next door neighbor to us, with their speaker up against our house plays I ain't got no Santoria, I ain't got no crystal Ball, I mean loud, loud. Melissa and I wake up and were like what the fuck at six point fifteen, And also the room I was staying in the light just came in in the morning. It was just bright as fuck. So it's bright, it's now getting hot outside, and they're blasting like they're that song I like. Then it went to like some country music. They had a lot of range. Then it went to like heavy metal, and then it went to like back to like and then it was like house music. By nine point thirty was house music. I was like, what the fuck. I wanted to yell shut the fuck up, but I can't because it's after six am, and he's allowed to play his music. But why that loud? Like, come on, that's six am? What's he doing up at six That's what I want to know. What did they doing? I hear them talking and woo and screaming, jumping in the pool at like six thirty seven o'clock in the morning. I wonder if they hadn't gotten to bed yet. Maybe I don't know, But so it's all like hitting me. So then last night I got home, I sat in traffic, so check out was at eleven yesterday. The girls leave before me because I'm locking up the house, I'm cleaning out the house, and blah blah blah and I hit all stayed home from school to be able. Yesterday they did stage coach. Yes, hilarious, Yes, neural seniors. So they leave and they leave like a good forty minutes before me, and then I hit the road and this the okay. So I'm in the I'm in the rental car, and the navigation. I keep doing the navigation. It worked fine on the way out to Palm Springs, but now I'm trying to get home and it keeps I put it in, I go go to start navigation and it does it for a second and then it goes back to nothing, and I'm like, what the fuck. So then I get my phone out. Now I'm on ways, so I'm looking at ways, and then then I do it again on the fucking on the drive out, kept doing it over and over and it kept going away. But both navigations were telling me don't get on the ten. Don't get on the ten. Oh no, And I know, so like there's two freeways basically to get home, the ten and the two ten. Don't get on the ten. So then it tells me go left out of the complex, which is nowhere near a freeway, and then it goes go down this one road. So now I'm down like a two way highway. I go for about forty five miles what and it takes me to the ten. Oh okay, okay. But then it was like don't get on the ten now, now go this way and that way and this way. It was one of those ways things. It's like, and I go, do I listen stop for breakfast over here and then get back in your car slowly? Yeah? Okay? Yeah. So I'm like, do I listen to ways or do I just get on the ten? Because I see why it's telling me because there's the tent's not moving, it's packed. The freeway's packed and it ain't moving. It's going like five miles an hour. Okay. So I'm like, all right, let me let me do the short cut that Ways wants me to go. So then I'm going to shortcut away from the freeway. And now I'm losing the Wi Fi. And now I'm like, what if I lose the Wi Fi, I can't get the navigation to work in the car. My phone's not working. I'm gonna be fucked. Oh my god, this is giving me Tesla anxiety. Yes, So now I'm like, what do I and then I see a whole line of cars to get on this one road it wants me to get on in the desert, and I'm like, okay, I'm i went off the beaten path. What Ways wanted me to do? I only went like, I don't know, probably eight miles. I'm gonna turn around and go back to the ten, which is what I did. And then I just got on the freaking ten and just sat there for four hours to get home. Oh oh way. It was like it was I was surrounded by concert goers, like on the freeway. Everybody Monday morning. They didn't all leave Sunday night. No, apparently everybody stayed because they were hitting the rows like Stagecoach twenty twenty four. There's all these RVs and campers and just like kids and g and stuff. And I'm just sitting there on the freeway. It's going, it's crawling, and the good news is I had enough gas to get me two Palm Springs and home. Okay, okay. So then eventually like around glen Dora, where's that? Yeah, exactly where's Glendora? In middle of nowhere? So I look at where Natalia is. She's one mile away from me on the freeway, Oh my god. And I'm like, they left a long time ago and they got breakfast, I think, And I think they just probably just got on to ten. They didn't do the other route, I don't think. And they're only like one mile ahead of me. And I'm like, you guys, are I'm right behind you on the freeway and she's like yeah, so, and I'm like that's kind of cool. So the whole time like trying to catch up, trying to catch up, trying to get juph never would catch up. I'm watching her on the map. Every time my little like blue dot got close to her, she like bom on the map like because she kept going. You know, I'm like, okay, I'm never going to catch up with this bitch. So anyway, but that was fun. It was fun, you know. I was on the phone with friends and stuff and listening to music and just sat there the whole way back to Burbank Airport. Then I got home at like six, and then I was so tired, but I was so hungry, and I ordered food and I started watching the bon Jovie thing and then I fell asleep at like eight o'clock and I couldn't even get up this morning, I was so tired, Like it felt like, like you said, all that adrenaline and everything just kind of hit me, you know. Yeah, it's like today I'm exhausted, Like my eyes just want to close. Yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah. Well last uh when was it? Saturday night? I went to this benefit for a high school, Yes, the High School of the Performing Arts LOASA, it's called with So a listener of the podcast but also really good friend of Robin's, Robin, Amy Breynier, her daughter graduated from LOXA last year and she her a friend of hers, gave her tickets to like a table, like a VIP table at this benefit. She asked Robin if Robin or not if she had to ask me too, if we wanted to come, because Loxa is a school, it's a public school, but it's got like amazing really talented kids. Yes, that they do. I went to a gospel show that Amy's daughter was in. It was so good. So kids have to audition for the school. It's like this Fame school in New York. Suzanne's nephew, Sheldon, went to that school. Yeah, Okay was a musician. He's an actor actor. Yeah, so they have like amazing actors and singers and dancers and you know, sim music. It's there's anyway. So I got to go to this thing and they had you know, they pastor dervs and whatever and it was really fun. But so they did an auction and Tony Barbieri you know you're friends with him, right, Yes, I'm good friends with him. So he was his a kid either either he had a kid currently there or they graduated. So apparently like he has three kids. I think all three went there. Oh really, they must be super talented. Yeah they are. They are. One's in college now forgot where she's going, and the other two are on their way. Yeah, okay, Well he was MCing. So there's a host for the night, a guy named Finn Whitlock, who's an actor. I hadn't heard of him, but they were showing stuff that he'd been in. He's been in like a lot of stuff, right, he was an alumni of the of that school. He'd gone there but years before see anything, Kaylin, Yeah, I recognize him from American Horror Story. Yeah, yeah, he did. I think he was in The Big Short as well. Yeah, he's like a lot of stuff, Like if you see his face, You're like, okay, so he was hosting the main part of the evening. I will say this, then it was too long, like it was hours, you know, and but they had different performances from the kids that were really good. Like the kids' performances were amazing. But you know, you're also you're at another some high school's fundraiser, so you know, part of me is like, well, what do I care? My kids don't go here. My kids school needs money too. So it's not like you're at a benefit for you know, homeless youth where you're like, oh shit, I got to get out of my check book. You know, you're like, these people have money, they can't right. But when it came time for the auction and Tony came out to mc the auction, I didn't. I didn't. I don't know of him. I know of him as a Jimmy Kimmel writer, I don't know of him as a stand up So it caught me by surprise. How insanely funny this guy is hilarious. Okay, So now also you have to understand and I know this as a performer, but a lot of people wouldn't really know this. He's got a really hard gig because he's coming out to entertain, right, but it's really for you're really watching an auction, So most people don't understand that he's going to be Like, he doesn't come out and do a stand up set and then start the auction. It's all him being funny off the cuff, you know, about this auction, and he's kind of having to walk a line of making fun of a little bit, but also he's really trying to get people to give me, right, it's a freaking ye. Also, you're at a thing where everybody's sitting at banquet tables, so people are sitting, some people have their backs to him, you know. And it's always been it's just a known thing among comedians that some of the worst gigs are when people aren't sitting and facing you. Right. They also don't understand that now they're being entertained. Yeah, so they're like whenever they're still talking, they're deciding if they're going to bid on anything, but they're also talking. He was making me laugh so hard I was crying laughing. I was it was a bit of a spectacle, how hard I was laughing. Because sometimes when something just hits my funny bone. Yeah. His whole attitude, his whole attitude was so silly and funny, and he's being really edgy and very like political. At one point he made this joke. He goes and his whole thing is like, come on, this is for the kids. Yeah, get out your check, you know, and he goes, these kids could be shooting dogs in uh in South Carolina, but they're not. They're shooting movies, you guys. Come on, Like, I mean, he was making he made he was talking about a trip to New York and he goes New York. He goes New York, New York. The city is so nice. They indicted Trump twice. Like he was so many jokes like that, but you know, he knows his audience. It's like an arts artsy you know. I'm sure there are conservative people there, but he did not give a fuck. He was being so bold and funny. So I'm laughing really hard. I'm looking like I'm looking around because I'm like, who is anybody with me on this? He's not killing because it's not that kind of a gig. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so entertained right now. This is the hardest I've laughed. I mean, Robin was laughing really hard too, and so was Amy. But we're all get good comedy. Yeah, But I'm looking around and people are just talking and doing a waste. But there's another at one other table, there's a guy kind of looks like he's like could be in the mafia. He is as entertained as I am, but he's also getting extra entertained at how entertained I am, really, And I keep looking every time he every time Tony makes like an especially funny quip, I look over at this guy and he is laughing really hard too. It was such a hit that was almost like entertaining two levels. Yes, because some people were just like you know when somebody is making jokes about the thing that you're doing, and sometimes you're like, oh right. But I didn't care about the auction because I'm not I'm not bidding five thousand dollars. I'm a stupid New York trip. But he was, so I was just purely I had it was like the best half hour of him doing this auction, and so the whole time I'm like, Okay, this is the guy from Crank Anchors and The Man Show, and yes, it comes all the way from The Man Show, right, so you must have been friends with him in life. Yeah. We went on a lot of vacations together and trips together and dinners together, like the Barbieries. We met Jimmy and the Barbieries at the same time, and and Daniel Kellison and Daniel and Tony bartended in New York together. So there have been friends forever. Yes, And we met well, no, we met Jimmy. Of course, I met Jimmy first, but then we went to I remember we went to a Weenie roast back in you know, early nineties or early beginning of two thousands, and we met Daniel Kellison and Tony Barbieri. They were there, and then they introduced and then Don Barris and Tony and Don are friends, and they did the whole you know, Wendy City heat and you know, with Tony's characters more and they say, now, I hadn't even heard of that, you know know, Wendy City. He Okay, So Tony and Don back in the day, so they when they we met them, they were like, you gotta meet this guy, Perry Perry Callavello. He's an Italian, like crazy stand up dude. Who wants to make it and stand up, thinks he's funny, but he's not, and we just troll him really and we become friends with him, except for they became Don was a character. No, Don kind of played himself. Tony became this character called Mole who was just like a stoner and just like Stuid. Hey, hey Perry, like you know, so Perry had brain damage. But they became friends, and Tony never showed up as Tony. He was always Mole in front of Perry. So Don would do the ding Dong show at this at the laugh or wherever the comedy the comedy store, I think, yes, And so he would bring Mole on stage to fuck with this Perry guy and they would do long phone calls and like go, we got this investor that wants to invest in you and blah blah blah. Then they meet Jimmy and Adam and then they're like, we got to do a movie like where we're pranking Perry in real life where he really thinks he's never met Tony Barbieri. As Tony thinks he's Mole. Don Barris is Don Barris, He's like the ringleader. And then there's this guy Perry, who would his act would kind of like imitate Kennison, Like he'd be like, what lay me alone, Mo, lay me alone? Mo? Like he would get irritated by Mole, and Mo would fuck with him. But it was so funny to us, you know, because we knew what was We're in on a joke, but Perry's not in on this joke. This guy is not. So they were like, this would be a creative movie that we could do. We could bring in Carson Dale as himself, bring in Adam Carrolls himself, Jimmy as himself. We could say, like Jimmy's investing and this movie is Wendy City Heat. We're gonna call it Wendy City Heat. And Perry, we are gonna audition you as the main actor in the movie. And it starts out with Bob kat Goldthwaite as the director of the movie and he's auditioning and Carson Dale as himself comes up to the audition and Perry's pissed, like talking to Don and Mole like fuck, and Donna Muller like you got this, you got the part, You got the part, And then miraculously he gets the part, and then they film this like fake movie, and they in this whole thing when they pretended Carson Dally was going was up? Was up for the part? Yes, exactly, and it just it's it's crazy because this guy is not in on the joke. And this whole movie, Windy City Heat, which people say is like the funniest movie they've ever seen it. Oh my god. I went to the to the opening of it. Yeah, is it funny. It's hilarious. I have to watch it. You have to watch it immediately. It's fucking funny. And like Adam has a cameo, but it's like you'll see every like So before this movie was made, all I heard about was Perry phone call. So we would go to Jimmy's house and we would have karaoke and at the end of the night, Tony Barbieri would play these phone calls of them cranking Perry and and and like then Kathy Schneider got into it, and she would pretend that she was Suzanne Pluschette, you know, and he bought into that. And then Jimmy's cousin, Ivy got into it. And Ivy was like he thought that Ivy Arby was her real name. That because she was the heir of the rb air, you know, just weird shit, you know, and like, well, let's take a break and then I'll finish. Okay, I'm back. Like then Tony did over the phone, like you know Quincy Quincy b Adams. Is it Quincy b Adams? Quincy Quincy Adams, you know, was an agent looking into like higher like he like he like these historic names that Perry didn't know. Is this how crank Anchors got started? Well, then crank Anchor, No, because crank Acres came out of its own between Adam and Jimmy like we should do puppet maybe No, yes, actually yes, because they were kind of crank calling Perry and they would listen to these hours of crank calls. And then Jimmy was like, we should do crank calls with puppets. That's how crank anchors. Yes, so you should watch you should go watch Tony Barbieri because I was like, because John and I used to watch crank Anchors. We loved it, and we loved the character Niles Standish, Yes, Hello, it's Niles Niles Standish. And then he'd go and then he would always go something something double it what I want you to do double It right, Yes, yes, but I we we went and I rewatched a bunch of Crank anchors things that Tony was in, and I was just like, he's so, it's so funny, funny because he's good off the cuff. And he never did stand up because he just wanted to write on TV show. So he wrote on The Man Show, he wrote on Crank, Agers, writes on Jimmy Kimmel Alive. Yeah, and he still does. And he does do this character for Jimmy called Jake Bird where he goes to like famous trials like Free Brittany, you know, like free Michael Jackson. He never touched me, you know, like shit like that. I was telling you before we started that they I watched a bit of that character at the Roy Moore going this guy is a great guy. Does he look like a pedal? Look at that face? Does that look like the face of a pedophile. He's just really disruptive. Yeah, yeah, he went to the Flatter Earther's conference and shit, like you know he would ever do our podcast? Yes, I never thought of it, but of course, like he'll be honored. I think I think he'd be so flattered, really that you like went to the thing and you were laughing your ass. I don't see why not. Yeah, we have the same we have the same birthday. Yeah you guys you yeah, we had the same birthday August twenty sixth, Me and Ny so funny. Yeah, he was making I mean, so many of his jokes were just so kind of wrong for the fact that his own kids went to I don't know, he you know, he just didn't care. But it wasn't like problematic wrong, right, It's just like, well he's edgy. Yeah, but of course it was so funny to me. Right, But he was like right, just did not care. But then Robin was like, oh my gosh, Robin goes, don't you remember that I called you last year. She's like, I went to it last year and he did it last year. And she goes, and I was telling you how hilarious he was. Yeah, and I guess I had forgotten that one. Wow. So apparently he does it every year. But oh my god, it would be so funny to talk to him about it. Yeah, let's get him. Let's I'll reach out to him. And his wife is super sweet. I love Darryl his wife. They've been married for forever since they were kids, you know, and they have three great kids. And one of the funniest things Tony ever said, I don't know why it stuck with me, was Melissa was pregnant with her first child, which is a boy, and everybody wanted her to name her child something like well sal her husband wanted to name the kid Jack Tripper track Tripper icono, you know, or like Frankie Sinatra Icono and uh and she goes, she was talking to Tony Barbieri and he was like, come on, calls her now, scra He's like, come on, Nowscar, just do it, just do it. It'll be fun, it'll be funny, Like just come on, Oh, you pick a name, then how about like, you know, Suzanne Summer's Icona, Like you picked the first name, but let's it'll be so great. And she's like, I'm not doing that. She goes, imagine if your mom named you Tony Bennett Barbieri and he goes, oh my god, it'd be awesome. Like he's like, are you kidding me? It's just I just remember this whole like argument between the two of them for like it went on forever. It felt like he's like, come on just do it like him and sal like trying to talk Melissa into it. She's like, well, now a loon. And behold Melissa's second son, Jack is Jack Romo Icono. Jack Romo is a football player from the Cowboys. So she did, Yeah, Tony Romo, Yeah, but she named him Jack Romo. So she did. It ended up happening with her second child, not her first, but her second. So you know, now, was Tony Barbieri in the production company that did that was Daniel Kellison jack Hole you mean yeah, yeah, I mean he was a writer for them. That's it, like for ever that was. He wasn't as partner, no, no, but but yeah, they went Tony and Daniel like bartended and then they met and Daniel met James Dixon along the way when he was working at Letterman. He was working for Letterman. He was the the the runner, you know, and he was on the phone and he was talking to Dixon and he was like no. He was trying to book a client of Dixon's and Dixon was like, no way, my client, like it's not coming on Letterman, blah blah. I don't know. He's given Daniel a hard time and Dana just sat there and listened to him, and he goes, I want you to be my agent, and then he became their agent, and then he introduced them to Adam and Jimmy and like, yeah, that's how everybody came about. But you should watch Wendy City Heat. It's on YouTube. I think you can watch it on YouTube. And it's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. I feel like we've given people a lot of good things to watch. Yeah, I have one more, Yeah, but it's not that good. But have you ever watched something? And Okay, I was on Netflix and I was like, I need something to watch, and I think I just I just finished something and then unlocked this show about prisons. Oh uh huh about how they tried this experiment with this one prison where they were gonna unlock all the day. I started watching that. Howd it go? So I watched the entire season? You did? Yeah? While like playing games on my phone, I was like in a train. I wasn't. I was sick yesterday, so I was just like laying in bed and I kept thinking, Oh, I'm gonna get up and go do you know whatever? And then I kept just watching another episode and then it would roll in the thing with Netflix and also max is it rolls into the next episode. And so some of these seasons they don't even bother to really have sort of a beginning, middle, and end of each episode, because it's like watching one long, right, you know what I mean, Like, not that much happens. So you're watching it and you're like, oh, that's the end of that episode, and then you're ye kind of caught into it just starts. The next one starts, right. It doesn't even go click here if you want it to start in thirty seconds, It just starts. It just starts. It now ends, and then a little bit of credits and then the next one's happening, right right. It's not good. Yeah, I stopped watching it. Sadie. Originally, Sadie knows I love stuff about prisons. So Sadie was like, mom, there's a new prison show. But I was only half listening to her. So I start watching this and she comes in and she goes, oh, you found the prison show. And I go yeah, and she's like, yeah, I stopped. She goes it gets boring. Yeah, she goes, and this one guy gets really irritating. But I was like, well, I'll be the judge of that, you know, and boring to you maybe, but I like this kind of stuff. Yeah, I watched the whole season. Nothing really happens. I don't recommend it. I literally watched like eight or nine episodes, right because in the beginning it's interesting because he's like the warden is going like, well, I'm gonna do this new experiment where we're gonna just not have lockdowns. You're but then people are like getting fucked up and like getting beat up on. Well, that's the thing is, it's like you kind of need some locks, right, So they go from locking these guys down from twenty three hours a day they get like one hour out of their cells to just no lockdown at all, right, which yeah, because you can sleep with one eye open exactly. A lot of the prisoners were saying that they're like this isn't great right now these people that are beef with me, Like, now I gotta like always be awake because yeah, they're gonna come in the middle of the night and sucking the shit, which they do. Spoiler alert. Yes, people get fucked up, right, and it's not it's bad. It So it's like, how about you let them out like during the day and you lock their cells at night. So they're saying what happened. In my mind, what pisses me off is I'm like, half of this is because this sheriff wants a TV show. Yeah, it's like, oh, they're gonna do Netflix documentary. Okay, better make this work. So then when it's not working, and all the other people that work at the prison or at the jail are like, yeah, this isn't working so well, I think we should lock him back up. And he's like nope, but I think we should give him a second chance. Let's take a vote on it. Let's let the prisoners vote. It's like, dude, oh god, dude. And he's like he thinks he's really like inspirational to everybody. He's like, hey, guys, listen, so you know, there's gonna be some growing pains in here. You know, some people are gonna get concussions or just like leave on a gurney. But that's growing. Let's not let that stop us from the experiment. Like, you know, I think there's still a chance that this could work. Now, do you guys think you could get along? And of course the prisoners are like, yeah, Okay, at one point, this one guy like these people, some of them are in jail. One of the guys is like in jail for like a freaking mass shooting coming in and like murder. Like this is no joke. Yeah, these are not like a bunch of guys who are just there on some drug charges. These are like hardcore criminals, bad criminals that are basically in a jail facility because they're when they go to when they're some of them have are waiting to see where they're going to get transferred to to big federal penitentiaries, right right, So they're they're bad guys. But there's also older guys and then there's some younger guys. But some of the guys are just like pretty good at what they do. So one guy's really good at making hooch, yeah hooch, and of one of the guys like a really good like tattoo artist. But like the second they get freedom, they first of all, they do a big sweep of all the cells to make sure there's no contraband, which of course there's plenty of contraband that doesn't get found. So they're making shanks and like you know, they're like, oh, great, we got freedom. Well this guy's gonna get shanked because like that guy owes me money or what. Then this guy's like, you know, and gambling, and then they nobody gets a fuck about like, oh, we got to really play it cool so we can keep our rights to our freedom. Nobody cares. And so finally I was like, is anything gonna happen? Are there going to be any consequences? No? No? Wow, So nothing added it end? Is he going to keep it that way? So it ends where you get a little like almost like six feet under finale, where you get like where they are now, but it hasn't been that long, so nobody's I mean, one guy is like really wants to have a relationship with his son. Like there's no real big payoff, is what I'm telling you. So if you're expecting to like find out like have a big wrap up at the end, it's like no. These Netflix stocks, some of them are just kind of thrown together. Yeah. Oh I also watched really quick and then you can end the one that you told me about what Jennifer did. Oh yes, yes, I was on a roll. I watched a lot of stuff. Yeah, I love that. That was pretty good. It wasn't wasn't it. I told you? Yeah, Yes, what Jennifer did about this girl who had her parents crazy? What she did? Yeah? Yeah, she It's got everything that we like. Yes, it's got the interrogation, it's got them trying to wear her down. It's got a good like them doing police work to figure it out. It's like she's pretty much a sociopath, right, I mean, but it's also you do feel a little bit bad for her because her parents were pretty really hardcore. Yeah, and it really makes you think, like, you there are consequences to being that hard on your kids and test and but at the other hand, they didn't want her to date this guy, but he was a drug He was a drug dealer. Yeah, right, they wanted her so, Like, how much of it was them being like tiger parents and how much of it was them just not being cool with her boyfriend. I think it was a mixture of that. And also I think she did have some kind of chip missing. I mean, to be able to hire parents and then to witness it, to be okay, to be there when it happened, like walking right past her mom when she was getting pistol whipped or whatever, and also when you're talking the story with her hands behind her back, well, how did you make the nine one one call? And she's like just slip my hands and then and then he's like and you could hear the operator. She's like, yeah, I turned the volume off, like give me a break. Yes, yes, that was a good one. Yeah, that was a good documentary. Yeah. So yeah, so they're very interesting. You have a lot of stuff to watch. And before we go again, Adam, Yeah, Adam's got a car dot calm in case you forgot you need to buy a car, have a car broke, or do it for you. If you're in California, there's not even a charge. It's free. If you're in other places, there's a fee for the service. But he will find you the best price and you don't there's no commitment. 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