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So this is a little development on
the Minnesota Goodbye. We usually spend about

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fifteen minutes or so recording it,
and we have a computer rise little recorder,

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and we hit the button that lights
up and says record, and we

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recorded an entire fifteen minute Minnesota Goodbye, and the light was lit up,

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but the screen did not show the
waveform, so it did not record.

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This is one of the things about
like digital equipment is just like your computer.

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You'll have something, then it'll disappear, or you save something and then

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it's not there, and then you're
searching your computer for it. Anyway,

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we did an entire Minnesota Goodbye a
little while ago, and I looked at

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the waveform and it was not recorded. So, Jenny, yep, are

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you in for a little DejaVu?
Let's do a little take two baby?

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Oh my god. Okay, let's
get started. I'm going to go to

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the deleted folder because that is where
most of our emails went to. Okay,

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we're gonna start off with naughty Tuesday. Now, I'm gonna give you

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a little heads up. We said
a couple of days ago, let's do

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naughty Tuesday, so you will tell
us your naughty story and we'll see how

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it goes. I will give you
a heads up. This is not just

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naughty. This is downright dirty and
vulgar, and dirty and vulgar. But

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this is I mean, if this
is what you want to hear, if

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these are the stories you want to
share, we're all for it. Let's

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see how and tell me what you
think of Naughty Tuesday, because you might

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say, you know what, that
was too much, that is too much,

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or you might go like, I
fucking love naughty Tuesday. So let's

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get started. Just wanted to kick
off the new segment of the pod with

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this gem of a sexual experience from
my younger inexperienced days. And I'm gonna

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give you a heads up. If
you are in the car with a twelve

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year old or listening with your fifteen
year old son, this is not something

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for them to listen to. Here
we go. My boyfriend at the time

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told me he really wanted to try
a facial two finished the deed because he

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saw it in a porno. Now. I agreed to do it with him.

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So when the time came, no
pun intended, I closed my eyes

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and stuck my tongue out. He
started to panic and said no, you

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gotta have your eyes open. I
reluctantly opened my eyes, only to get

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many shots directly to the cornea.
As you can imagine, it did not

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feel good, But what I was
not prepared for was the burning and stinging

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that would come next. Long story
short, that shit hurt. My eyes

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were red and irritated for hours.
It was terrible. So did everybody out

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there learn from my mistake and don't
open your eyes or make sure your partner

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isn't an idiot who aims directly into
your eyes. I'm so excited to hear

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everyone else's emails, and I really
hope this segment takes off staff writer wide

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eyed and I will just call her
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that one. First of all,
I experienced that myself years ago with a

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girlfriend, and I don't know who
quested it, because some people like it

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receiving it, and some people obviously
don't. I've dated both. I've dated

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some who like. Yes, I
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this time it got in her eyes
and we didn't know that would burn and

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sting, because you wouldn't think you
would think it would be very benign and

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not irritant to your eye, but
it is an arantive of the eye,

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and her eyes were bright red and
burning for hours. It pretty much it

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feels like lemon juice was squirted in
your eye almost. And I was a

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victim to this one time. Not
a victim, that's the wrong word.

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It happened to me. It wasn't
a planned situation, and so I was

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not prepared for it a and then
I also was not prepared for the stinging

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afterwards, and so that was not
super fun for me, and I will

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never do it again. And if
this this emailer. The first time we

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read this, I didn't catch this, but the second time I didn't realize

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how aggressive. He was. Was
like, no, you got to keep

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your eyes open. I would have
been like, the fuck I do.

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Boy. That's like, you wouldn't
want to keep your eyes open for anything

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that's being squirted onto your face,
Like even if it's a squirt gun,

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you don't want that. I think
it's really interesting that you said you weren't

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expecting it, so he was.
He got the distance out of it,

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right, So he was down here
and he got the distance right. Okay,

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that's I applaud the distance. That's
admirable. One other things. I

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have a couple of gay friends and
we've discussed this. It's like, okay,

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somebody said, well, the discussion
came up and I can't remember how

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that they're demeaning and they're humiliating for
a guy to do that on a woman.

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And the gay friend of mine said, and I've heard at least two

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guys say this, No, I'm
a gay guy, and it's not about

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humiliation at all. It's because we
like it and we find it a turn

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on. And I'm like, oh, because I never really thought it was

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like a humiliation degradation thing at all. But you've heard that too, that

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when a guy wants to do that
is because he wants to degrade you.

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I mean, I think I've heard
it, but I do understand the opposite

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side of it being a very big
turn on for some people, because yeah,

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I would say in my particular situation, I know that he wasn't trying

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to get it in my eye,
but what he was doing was a turn

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on for him. And so that's
why I just was like, all right,

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all this forgiven. You know what, I think that's a great thing

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about, like in a great sexual
relationship, sometimes you're gonna do something that

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your partner really wants to try and
is really a turn on, and you

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might be going, uh, you
know, not really, but huh if

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you really want to okay, And
I think that's the best kind of relationship

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because that way, if you try
it, you might like it, but

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you've also done something giving for them, and if you don't like it,

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they should definitely respect, Like,
oh, I didn't like that, I

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don't really want to do that again. And then you've learned that they don't

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really like it. But isn't it
great to be with somebody who just fucking

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loves everything? Jenny? I mean, I mean just everything. It is

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great. I, on the other
hand, just like to lay there most

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of the time. You know that
is funny. There's a whole other story

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about that, but I will save
it for another time. So thank you.

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Your sticker is on its way.
Next one, Naughty Tuesday, Here

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we go. This is from Amy
in Dallas, Texas. Did she want

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her name? Said m Yes,
she doesn't say one way or the other,

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so she got a couple of stories, she says, Naughty Tuesday.

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Not sure if you were still doing
that, but yes we are. We'll

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see if it takes off. Here's
a quick one. We were doing it

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doggie style and all of a sudden, my shoulder dislocated. Ah. That

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led to a small scream and quickly
ending our session. Then I had to

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figure out how to pop it back
in again myself. He wouldn't help you.

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I mean what, Maybe he was
scared. I would be scared to

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do that for someone else, because
it's already a painful thing. Like you've

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seen probably videos of people getting their
shoulders put back into place. It is

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a painful crack of the bone,
and I wouldn't want to do that for

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someone. She had to do it
herself, and I guess that was a

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big interruption to the sacks. Okay, great story. If you got a

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story and you want to continue Naughty
Tuesday, then send it in to Ryan's

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show at katwbeat dot com. Maybe
it'll take off, Maybe it won't.

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She also goes on to say the
other day, I was posting about something

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on Instagram and a friend of mine
said that her niece was missing and for

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people to keep an eye out for
her. I went to hit the care

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status button, but it instead hit
the laugh reaction instead. Whoops, I

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didn't realize it until Lady tagged me
in the post and said, what the

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hell is so funny? I felt
so bad, and I said they should

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not put those two reactions by each
other or on Instagram. When you're looking

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through somebody's story and you go to
heart it and by the time you hit

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the heart, it's onto the next
story. Ug frustration. And finally she

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says, and I like this,
She says, why is it so bad

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when you tell somebody you don't want
to have a drink. I've been trying

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not to drink the last couple of
months because I don't like the way it

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makes me feel anymore, especially the
next day. But anytime I'm out with

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people and pass on a drink,
it's always why, come on, don't

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be lame. I just wish it
wasn't questioned. No means no, right.

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I think that's a good point because
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would do the same thing. It's
like if I went out with Ginny and

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Drake and I'm gonna get, like, I don't know, a vodka soda

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and Drake is gonna get a beer, and Jenny's like I'm gonna get a

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diet coke, we'd be like,
you're pussy. What's your probably pussy?

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I'd be like, fuck you guys, drink my diet coke. I've also

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been in the non drinking phase,
and you know, it's kind of funny

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because you'll go to a bar and
you'll be like, do you have anything

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non alcoholic? Like a Heineken zero
point zero or an o'duel's, and every

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beer, almost every major label of
beer, makes their own non alcoholic.

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Now. I don't like beer enough
to ever drink non alcoholic beer like I

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drink beer for probably the sake of
a little buzz, you know what I'm

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saying that, Like, I'm not
going to go to a place and get

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the non alcoholic beer. I'm getting
my sprite if I'm not drinking. There's

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some good alcoholic beer. They've gotten
better. They first came out when I

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was like a kid, and they're
much better now. They actually taste more

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like beers. But there is one
that is like a non alcoholic Old Fashioned,

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and we have that once in a
while, a little mocktail. Yeah

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it's a mocktail, and I wish
I had the brand, but it is

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so good. It's got a little
bit of something in it that tastes like

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alcohol. Yeah, And I've actually
gone back and looked at the can a

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couple of times and like, is
this really non alcoholic? Seriously? So

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I'll find the name for you because
it's really good. Next one, and

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first off, I want to tell
you how much I enjoy your show.

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You're always entertaining and keep me company
on days I work from home. Thank

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you. So my next door neighbor
who I get along with, will save

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our newspaper plastic bags and give me
the stash wadded up inside of another plastic

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bag to use for dog poop bags. Very thoughtful. Last week, I

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noticed that stash stunk a little bit, so I open it up and inside

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one of the bags was a a
bunch of cigarette butts. I'm gagging at

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the smell and upset at myself thought
I even looked at it. I'm not

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upset with her. It was absolutely
an accident that she had that bag,

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and she'd be really embarrassed if she
realized she did it. I'm just grossed

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out by the surprise and had to
share the grossness with someone. You are

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the lucky ones who get to hear
about it. Thank you, Autumn.

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I appreciate that one so or no, it says happy Autumn, not thanking.

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Her name is Anne, so happy
Autumn. So thank you very much,

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appreciate that. That's funny. I'm
struggling to get through the ones here

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that we haven't already read. Oh, this is kind of funny. This

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is random. But a few years
ago, maybe ten years ago, you

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had people call in and answer the
question what is something that you haven't done

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in Minnesota but you've lived here forever
with examples like I've never had a juicy

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Lucy, which, by the way, she spelled it the correct way,

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juc. Why that's the way they
spell it down at Matt's Bar. I

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did not know that there was an
eye at it noe when they first put

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it up like thirty forty fifty.
I don't know how many sixty years ago

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they spelled it wrong. They don't
know whether they did it on purpose,

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but they've left that up and now
it is the jucy Lucy. Or I've

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never been to Lake Minnetonka. It
was supposed to be something iconic to Minnesota

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that you've never done. Well,
one person texted in, I've lived in

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Minnesota my entire life and I've never
been to Burger King once. My husband

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and I quote this to this day. It hit us exactly the right spot

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to be enduringly funny. We laugh
endlessly at your show. But for some

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odd reason, this is what stuck
with us the longest one. Burger King

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is delicious, but not iconic to
Minnesota two. They had never been there

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once. Anyway, I thought you
might get a kick out of it.

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Also, new trend Online is using
AI to make a Pixar movie poster for

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your dog, and it's so cute. I'd recommend trying it. I'm gonna

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have to google it because I don't
know. She didn't send the link for

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the app, but what she did
is she made a Google Pixar movie poster

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for my dog Josie. And it
looks almost like Josie, a little bit

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more poodle ish, but is so
freaking cute and it's like Disney Pixar Josie.

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And it's got her sitting on a
paddle board with a paddleboard paddle and

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it is just adorable. And I'm
going to look and see if I can

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figure out. I'm going to google
it right now. Hold on, let's

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see what it is, because I
feel like there's a. There's so many

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AI filters that you can do on
like TikTok even that are like turn your

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animal into a Pixar thing. But
what she did specifically is a lot different.

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Uh you know what. I didn't
find anything particularly here, but it

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says the Pixar AI pet poster trend
is cutless, cuteness overload. So let

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me read a little bit here.
It says taking to social media. People

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go on Instagram, and I have
to admit some are very surprisingly realistic.

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Check our picks for best AI art
generators. Listen, if you google it,

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you're gonna find it. So just
google Pixar are AI pet poster and

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you'll find it somehow. Sorry,
I'm struggling because I'm trying to sort through

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emails that we did and did not
get to. Okay, sorry, here

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we go. Next one. Don't
say a name. I was wondering,

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what was something you believed in you
were little, but when you grew up

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you found it was all bogus.
For example, the adults in my life

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and the adults in my family told
me that eating the chicken wing tip would

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make me stupid. When I got
older, I found out they just told

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me that. So they can eat
the wing tip. Okay. Another time

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is when the adults lied to me
that the frog legs were chicken wings.

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Yep. The adults in my family
are big fat liars. Thanks and happy

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Halloween. PS Dave, since you're
loaded, I wouldn't mind a couple of

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benjamins along with the staff writer sticker. Okay, that is funny, business

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person, you taking a picture right
now. I believe that if you swallowed

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gum, it stayed in your body
for seven years. Yep. I believe

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that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, it would grow in your body.

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Okay, the watermelon see that I
did not have. But I was told

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that if you got all the way
down to the white part of the watermelon

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and you started eating that you would
have to peek constantly. Really, yes,

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which watermelon does make you pee more
than like most food items, because

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it is very filled with water.
It is a very water rich I'm sure

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there was like almost like some truth
through it, only because you were already

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eating watermelon. Possibly, I don't
think there was any that. I never

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never even heard of that one.
But I don't think I've heard this one

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that if you jump out of a
building, you'll die of a heart attack

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before you hit the ground. Now, I don't even want to find out.

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Have you ever heard that one before? I haven't, But oh,

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I don't know what's worse? Well, I yeah, let's not even think

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about it. So, yeah,
that's just one of the weird things that

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we believe. See, if there's
anything else, there's a couple of people

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who wrote in giving advice to Drake
on moving to Shakapee, and we'll cover

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that another time. Okay, here
is the last one, and this is

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from Dawn, who lives in Braidwood, Illinois. I just listened to the

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October twenty twenty third podcast where you
talked about how police don't clean up a

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home after a death. It reminded
me of a story. I'll keep the

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details more interesting than sad. But
when I was house hunting a few years

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ago, one home that I seriously
considered buying had a locked garage. It

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didn't have a great access to a
window to see inside. If I remember

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correctly, the window may have been
blocked or covered from the inside. We

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decided not to worry about seeing the
inside of the garage unless I put an

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offer in the house, and I
didn't. I ended up buying a different

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home next summer. Somebody on Facebook
was given away a plant when I arrived

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at the home and ended up being
the house that I almost bought. I

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mentioned to the current owner. Then
she said, I really lucked out by

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not buying it. Aside from a
flooding issue, apparently there were locks on

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the outside of the bedroom doors.
Outside of the bedroom doors. No idea

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how we missed this when looking at
the home. She said she didn't look

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in the garage until after they purchased
the home, and when they went inside,

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there was a noose hanging from the
center of the garage. I could

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not believe the police, family or
realtor wouldn't cut that down nor give the

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homeowner a home buyer a heads up. I'm so glad I didn't have access

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to that garage. Love you guy. Staff writer Dawn. That is very

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weird. You got to wonder what
went on in that house that they locked

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the bedroom door from the outside.
And also, if somebody did kill himself

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in the house, why wouldn't anybody
care enough to take the noose down?

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And finally, who would buy a
house without ever seeing the garage because the

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garage is like a big part of
the house. How big is it?

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Is it heated? Is it gross? Is it dirty? Is it roomy?

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Is it got a drain on the
floor? Does it have shelves?

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So the fact that the second owner
bought the house without seeing in the garage

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is just weird. Yeah, it
is very strange. And I'll look at

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the garage. I feel like,
uh, and that is it that I

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think? Actually did record on the
Minnesota Goodbye. Yes it did. Please,

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so I hope you enjoyed it.
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Maybe you didn't like it, maybe
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and you're like, that's not what
to come here for. Hey, listen,

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it's got to be about what you
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and naughty, but if you don't
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So send me your emails and let
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