WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.080 --> 00:00:15.640 Comity Central Podcast. Thank you? Thank you? Thank you? Thank you? 2 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:21.000 How well you are, yes, it doesn' t matter that I 3 00:00:21.079 --> 00:00:24.920 ' m not a faggot. Uh, no, I' m really not 4 00:00:24.920 --> 00:00:28.039 a faggot. So, I can' t use the word faggot. You 5 00:00:28.039 --> 00:00:30.879 know, society tells me I can' t use faggot is. No faggot, 6 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:34.840 then you can' t. What choices. I got another one is 7 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:37.640 gay, gay, but you faggot can' t. And I think this 8 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:42.280 metaphorically is like some kind of society dick that I' m like you know 9 00:00:42.679 --> 00:00:48.399 and so I' m a faggot. Okay in that sense. Yeah, 10 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:56.479 yeah, that' s right, I don' t know anymore I think 11 00:00:56.479 --> 00:00:58.799 homophobia is born out of insecurity. You know. That' s why heterosexuals 12 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:02.600 don' t have a very clear maybe and that' s why we were 13 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:03.000 kind of insecure. And when you talk to someone who' s gay, 14 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:06.959 you clearly know he' s gay. You have to make it clear you 15 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:07.599 ' re straight. Even if it doesn' t come stories, you know 16 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:10.879 maybe it tells you how it is and you say here waiting for my girlfriend, 17 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:12.280 who has tits, which is what I like, you know or I 18 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:15.959 don' t tell you you know I come to hear directly like what he 19 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:19.319 says here straight you know or you see out of insecurity. That' s 20 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:21.760 the same insecurity. When you' re watching pordo, you don' t 21 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:23.400 know it' s ever happened. Well to me I have a friend who 22 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:27.239 for no and he has a friend who also porn that I am not and 23 00:01:27.359 --> 00:01:32.680 you are seeing doors alone at home i e, you can see it with 24 00:01:32.719 --> 00:01:33.840 volume and you know that I have the bell. When I lived at my 25 00:01:33.879 --> 00:01:36.719 parents' house, I called him a silent movie and you' re there. 26 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:38.719 So calmly. No one' s gonna judge you and if suddenly a 27 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:42.079 window comes out, then it was a huge dick. That' s a 28 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:42.799 chicken, and you' re gonna get the plate I' m gonna support 29 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:46.760 it. You know, and you can' t find the x to close 30 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:49.120 the window. You' re just nervous and you say he' s gonna 31 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:49.840 eat that dick, he' s gonna attack you. You know, it 32 00:01:49.840 --> 00:01:53.799 ' s okay. You know if it fills me in a window with a 33 00:01:53.799 --> 00:01:57.159 coffee machine, you wouldn' t be nervous. You know, a coffee 34 00:01:57.159 --> 00:01:57.599 maker closes it. You know I' m not gonna fuck her. You 35 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:04.000 know in principle yes, yes no, because the last ones you have in 36 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:04.959 prison. You know, I don' t know. I don' t 37 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:08.120 know. You know, thank you, thank you. I don' t 38 00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:19.000 know. Now I think every straight guy has a crazy woman inside him. 39 00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:23.919 You know, everyone' s not me. You know, too, and 40 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:27.360 the light may not come out. You never know, but maybe if it 41 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:31.599 ' s when they tickle you, you can' t help it It can 42 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:36.080 be a fucking green beret. You know, maybe it' s like you 43 00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:39.599 know, and then you try to hide. But you know you start thinking 44 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:43.280 for yourself Clinnis Bull, Crisbook, Criensboo. But it' s too late. 45 00:02:43.479 --> 00:02:45.800 You know, you remember the dick to the coffee machine, that is. 46 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:54.319 I mean no, since you brought up the subject of Malak Obama Ja 47 00:02:54.400 --> 00:03:00.319 knew how to put it in. I don' t know, you know. 48 00:03:00.439 --> 00:03:04.719 If you recall the polemic of Bama' s speech at Mandela' s 49 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:07.280 funeral, which apparently there was a sign language translator who made up not a 50 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:13.599 bit of what he was saying. If you would listen to what Obama said, 51 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:16.280 you would also make up what you said about world peace, about respecting 52 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:21.360 the other songs and you' re saying you' re making it up, 53 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:23.680 you know, but the translator was also making up the gestures. No, 54 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:30.000 and I like to think of the thousands of deaf- mute people that day 55 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:34.840 freaked out like a bitch. I don' t understand anything you' re 56 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:38.319 saying. I' m deaf and dumb. I can' t share it 57 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:50.960 with anyone, you know so, but of course that' s what Mandela 58 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:53.080 ' s funeral is all about. They' re broadcasting it all over the 59 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:54.039 planet. You know what I mean. The last thing that goes through your 60 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:59.960 head is that guy' s an impostor. It happens before you think of 61 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:04.599 your own guilt, you know, you say I know this has to be 62 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:08.439 that they' ve updated the tongue for the deaf. I haven' t 63 00:04:08.479 --> 00:04:14.000 dropped the update. I don' t know, you know I don' 64 00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:15.639 t know that I left it with my girlfriend. This is what I wanted 65 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:21.639 to tell you and it' s not fucked up leaving you with an aunt 66 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:24.839 is fucked up especially if you don' t speak the language. No yes, 67 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:27.920 because I mean, to flirt. For example, I speak very bad 68 00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:30.560 English and then I find it easy to flirt with foreigners. You know, 69 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:34.000 because in Spanish, you understand me very well, you understand each other perfectly, 70 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:38.160 and then aunts realize that I' m an asshole, you know, 71 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:41.040 but in English there' s a doubt, you know, and I hold 72 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:44.480 on to that doubt. You know, yeah, but to make them worse, 73 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.720 you know, and we' ve quit. And she' s with 74 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:51.079 someone else, she' s with someone else, the typical guy that you 75 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:58.319 like all the chicks, short bald guy with money, you know, I, 76 00:04:58.519 --> 00:04:59.800 on the other hand, feel a little out of place. I feel 77 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:03.600 that lost, I mean, it' s unconvoked. You know, I 78 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:05.319 try to do things that stimulate me. You know they fill me with some 79 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:09.160 vitality. For example, this year I try to make the income declaration. 80 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:13.319 I just can' t, I couldn' t. I haven' t 81 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:15.879 taken it to the manager who' s keeping my accounts and she' s 82 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:19.240 an aunt who' s not particularly hot. But, as you know, 83 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:23.279 a lot of something that I have no idea about makes me very horny. 84 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:26.680 Then he' s already explaining to me. You don' t have to 85 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:29.279 make that bill, because such is that I' m thinking ra takes the 86 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:29.920 I want to fuck myself I want to fuck. I get fucked all the 87 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:31.959 time. And of course it' s funny, because just what she tells 88 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:45.920 me she' s going to do to me doing forgives me I' m 89 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:46.800 going to be feeling a little lost, I feel little out of place. 90 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:49.560 I' m trying to try new things, crazy things, for example, 91 00:05:49.680 --> 00:05:54.360 in sex. I want to try new things in sex, for example practice 92 00:05:54.480 --> 00:06:00.240 it and I' ve oh, I' m trying to hook up, 93 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:00.480 I' m trying legal. The other day I entered a friend of mine 94 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:04.959 that these models, this is true, among these models That' s why 95 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:12.199 she' s a friend of mine told me that she doesn' t say, 96 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:14.000 of course you didn' t already know a little or I didn' 97 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:16.120 t imagine it. It' s true you' re funny. You' 98 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:18.040 re above your odds, but you don' t get to the level. 99 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:20.560 You don' t get to the level, because this is like the law 100 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:25.480 of supply and demand. You know and I have a lot of offer and 101 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:29.839 while many then I demand some things that you didn' t understand, I 102 00:06:29.879 --> 00:06:30.759 understood, but I let be her friend, don' t leave her friend. 103 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.759 He tells me but I don' t understand why you don' t 104 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:39.360 sleep with me. He' s no longer my friend uncle, of course 105 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:41.600 this, but to see it' s not something for the law of supply 106 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:44.959 and demand, that is to say I' m funny or a funny guy. 107 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:46.759 Such a lot of people come in to me to be their friend. 108 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:50.800 You know, if I want to have a friend who' s as good 109 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:56.120 as you are, but she' s so dumb, I put in some 110 00:06:56.120 --> 00:07:06.920 conditions, you know, and my condition is that I eat my dick and 111 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:09.240 you really know, I don' t feel lost. I want to try 112 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:12.040 new things. I say, for example, drugs. I' ve never 113 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:14.079 drugged. I' m thirty- one. I' ve never drugged. 114 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.040 You know, my touchy friends pick on me, but thirty- one, 115 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:19.040 but you talk about where you' re going talking about you' re gonna 116 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:21.600 ask for half a line because you have to drive. You know how you 117 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:24.920 ' ll never be one of us. You know. It bothers me a 118 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:27.560 lot there. You know, I want to try strong drugs. You know 119 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:32.040 in the pharlopa, hallucinogens, Catholicism. You know things that really make me 120 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:36.439 see life from a subjective point of view, totally contrary to reason. You 121 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:42.519 know and the pharlopa and the hallucinogens. The truth is I' m a 122 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:44.839 little bit, I' m saying I don' t know what to do 123 00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:47.800 with my life. Besides, my brother, my older brother, is a 124 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:51.199 lawyer and my little brother is a doctor and I' m a comedian. 125 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:55.519 You know, nothing happens, but I know that if one day, my 126 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:59.360 three brothers, my two brothers and I are drowning and my mother is just 127 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:03.800 saving two more, I' m good at carrying fins, I know that? 128 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:13.560 I mean? I know? You know, finally, I can imagine 129 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:16.120 him on the shore at Plancía, how funny, it was uh. But 130 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:22.240 the truth is, he' s a doctor and he works in peace. 131 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:24.079 My little brother works in peace and with this movement of Ebola, the Ebola 132 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:28.000 crisis, they used peacekeepers to take him to Charles III because they had dismantled 133 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:33.480 him. No, and I remember you telling me that the whole thing that 134 00:08:33.519 --> 00:08:37.720 there was widespread psychosis with the spread of Ebola, that it was unjustified, 135 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:41.919 because it is very difficult to contagion, unless it is in a very advanced 136 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:43.279 state, it is very difficult to contagion. So there was a psychosis and 137 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:46.960 so this he told me by whatsapp. It took me three months to see 138 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:50.080 him, but I mean with my mother I mean quarantine, that is, 139 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:54.279 no, yes, because to me, that is Ebola to see I have 140 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:56.200 nothing against ebolating, that is, I don' t think it' s 141 00:08:56.279 --> 00:09:01.200 cool as a disease and whether the only thing about dying is that for whatever 142 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:05.559 it is, it' s not cool. You know yes, because they 143 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:09.120 say you spend your life on a slide if it' s something that weighs 144 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:11.960 me down a lot or because I say maybe they' re really cool moments 145 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:15.360 in your life that you actually want to remember at the last minute. You 146 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:16.720 know, and you say it' s cool, but the best part is 147 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:20.320 shitty moments, you know the moment you know all the chicks who gave you 148 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:22.919 pumpkins for the best you know 30 minutes of chicks saying no. No, 149 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:24.799 no, no, no, not the ass no, that' s what 150 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:33.960 I hate done, it' s not like that. I feel a little 151 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:37.279 lost. A colleague tells me why not? Why not? You start running 152 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:43.080 and I tell you, you know what to say, come on, now 153 00:09:43.159 --> 00:09:46.840 I' ll time you, so you don' t. I don' 154 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:50.320 t understand the Runner phenomenon. You know, and I have time, so 155 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:54.279 they say I do sports one day in my life, it' s me 156 00:09:54.279 --> 00:09:58.919 getting up without a schedule, no alarm, no nothing, one and a 157 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:01.440 half, and I' m already waiting a little while and saving me breakfast, 158 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:03.519 you know, I' m going straight. That' s just like, 159 00:10:03.799 --> 00:10:05.440 uh, and since I' ve slept a lot of sleep, I 160 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:07.720 sleep so it' s already pulled, you know. I play a little 161 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.039 play, watch a movie dinner, watch a couple of shows and then I 162 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:13.120 go to bed and then there are days that I don' t do anything, 163 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:16.720 that is to say that they' ve already hung up. He tells 164 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:20.240 me to run and I say I don' t understand the fermen the ranners 165 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:24.840 already I say I don' t understand the option of running there being the 166 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:28.480 option of not doing it. You know I' m being followed by a 167 00:10:28.480 --> 00:10:33.600 lion. I get it there, you know, but if not, you 168 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:33.639 know, no, I know, no, no, no. The other 169 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:46.159 day I stopped a ranner to ask fire for what. That' s what 170 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:50.799 he tells me. I don' t have me anymore, assholes do, 171 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:54.759 I mean, my friends proposed to run the San Silvestre Vallecana. It' 172 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:58.919 s a race that takes another place in Madrid. It is as spectacularly important 173 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:01.320 the San Silvestre Cana Valley. I told them no. Before I finish the 174 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:05.519 sentence, we even hear run and I don' t directly. You know 175 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:07.840 I don' t. This ends badly, sure, you know, I 176 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:09.000 ' ve never done porte. I' m very bad- mouthed, never 177 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:13.159 ever. Once in third and he says no. Third grade and says I 178 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:18.200 help I' m yellow white belt, you know no. In case of 179 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:22.879 a fight, I know how to go down and watch a sport. I 180 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:26.399 don' t understand the San Silvestres, I mean, and besides, how 181 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:28.000 could that race succeed. I mean? I imagine the meeting where they decided 182 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:33.799 on the race, a meeting where they decide crazy races, you know, 183 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:35.200 and they say that happens to you, and you' re going to go 184 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:39.559 into the sea like that. I have an idea, an idea I thought 185 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:41.759 that the Teinta and one of December, since it makes a fucking temperature, 186 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:46.279 you know, and that it' s so easy to move around Madrid, 187 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:48.919 why don' t we cut the main streets. People came upstairs, yes, 188 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:50.639 yes, and ended up in Cibeles. No, no, you didn 189 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:52.840 ' t, it wasn' t the main square and he told us no 190 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:56.799 no in Vallecas that there' s a slope, you know. I' 191 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:58.039 ve been like that. Of course, of course how we' re going 192 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:01.799 to do it, that is, we' re going to do it, 193 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:03.600 we' re going to do it, I mean, I' d think 194 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:03.919 of a career like that. It' s not going to win, it 195 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:07.679 ' s impossible, I mean, it' s all going against her, 196 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:09.720 or it' s impossible. Forty thousand runners had the last San Silves, 197 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:13.480 this valley. What people do so they won' t be with their family 198 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:30.360 in life. I mean, thank you, folks, thank you very much.