Comity Central Podcast. Thank you? Thank you? Thank you? Thank you?
How well you are, yes, it doesn' t matter that I
' m not a faggot. Uh, no, I' m really not
a faggot. So, I can' t use the word faggot. You
know, society tells me I can' t use faggot is. No faggot,
then you can' t. What choices. I got another one is
gay, gay, but you faggot can' t. And I think this
metaphorically is like some kind of society dick that I' m like you know
and so I' m a faggot. Okay in that sense. Yeah,
yeah, that' s right, I don' t know anymore I think
homophobia is born out of insecurity. You know. That' s why heterosexuals
don' t have a very clear maybe and that' s why we were
kind of insecure. And when you talk to someone who' s gay,
you clearly know he' s gay. You have to make it clear you
' re straight. Even if it doesn' t come stories, you know
maybe it tells you how it is and you say here waiting for my girlfriend,
who has tits, which is what I like, you know or I
don' t tell you you know I come to hear directly like what he
says here straight you know or you see out of insecurity. That' s
the same insecurity. When you' re watching pordo, you don' t
know it' s ever happened. Well to me I have a friend who
for no and he has a friend who also porn that I am not and
you are seeing doors alone at home i e, you can see it with
volume and you know that I have the bell. When I lived at my
parents' house, I called him a silent movie and you' re there.
So calmly. No one' s gonna judge you and if suddenly a
window comes out, then it was a huge dick. That' s a
chicken, and you' re gonna get the plate I' m gonna support
it. You know, and you can' t find the x to close
the window. You' re just nervous and you say he' s gonna
eat that dick, he' s gonna attack you. You know, it
' s okay. You know if it fills me in a window with a
coffee machine, you wouldn' t be nervous. You know, a coffee
maker closes it. You know I' m not gonna fuck her. You
know in principle yes, yes no, because the last ones you have in
prison. You know, I don' t know. I don' t
know. You know, thank you, thank you. I don' t
know. Now I think every straight guy has a crazy woman inside him.
You know, everyone' s not me. You know, too, and
the light may not come out. You never know, but maybe if it
' s when they tickle you, you can' t help it It can
be a fucking green beret. You know, maybe it' s like you
know, and then you try to hide. But you know you start thinking
for yourself Clinnis Bull, Crisbook, Criensboo. But it' s too late.
You know, you remember the dick to the coffee machine, that is.
I mean no, since you brought up the subject of Malak Obama Ja
knew how to put it in. I don' t know, you know.
If you recall the polemic of Bama' s speech at Mandela' s
funeral, which apparently there was a sign language translator who made up not a
bit of what he was saying. If you would listen to what Obama said,
you would also make up what you said about world peace, about respecting
the other songs and you' re saying you' re making it up,
you know, but the translator was also making up the gestures. No,
and I like to think of the thousands of deaf- mute people that day
freaked out like a bitch. I don' t understand anything you' re
saying. I' m deaf and dumb. I can' t share it
with anyone, you know so, but of course that' s what Mandela
' s funeral is all about. They' re broadcasting it all over the
planet. You know what I mean. The last thing that goes through your
head is that guy' s an impostor. It happens before you think of
your own guilt, you know, you say I know this has to be
that they' ve updated the tongue for the deaf. I haven' t
dropped the update. I don' t know, you know I don'
t know that I left it with my girlfriend. This is what I wanted
to tell you and it' s not fucked up leaving you with an aunt
is fucked up especially if you don' t speak the language. No yes,
because I mean, to flirt. For example, I speak very bad
English and then I find it easy to flirt with foreigners. You know,
because in Spanish, you understand me very well, you understand each other perfectly,
and then aunts realize that I' m an asshole, you know,
but in English there' s a doubt, you know, and I hold
on to that doubt. You know, yeah, but to make them worse,
you know, and we' ve quit. And she' s with
someone else, she' s with someone else, the typical guy that you
like all the chicks, short bald guy with money, you know, I,
on the other hand, feel a little out of place. I feel
that lost, I mean, it' s unconvoked. You know, I
try to do things that stimulate me. You know they fill me with some
vitality. For example, this year I try to make the income declaration.
I just can' t, I couldn' t. I haven' t
taken it to the manager who' s keeping my accounts and she' s
an aunt who' s not particularly hot. But, as you know,
a lot of something that I have no idea about makes me very horny.
Then he' s already explaining to me. You don' t have to
make that bill, because such is that I' m thinking ra takes the
I want to fuck myself I want to fuck. I get fucked all the
time. And of course it' s funny, because just what she tells
me she' s going to do to me doing forgives me I' m
going to be feeling a little lost, I feel little out of place.
I' m trying to try new things, crazy things, for example,
in sex. I want to try new things in sex, for example practice
it and I' ve oh, I' m trying to hook up,
I' m trying legal. The other day I entered a friend of mine
that these models, this is true, among these models That' s why
she' s a friend of mine told me that she doesn' t say,
of course you didn' t already know a little or I didn'
t imagine it. It' s true you' re funny. You'
re above your odds, but you don' t get to the level.
You don' t get to the level, because this is like the law
of supply and demand. You know and I have a lot of offer and
while many then I demand some things that you didn' t understand, I
understood, but I let be her friend, don' t leave her friend.
He tells me but I don' t understand why you don' t
sleep with me. He' s no longer my friend uncle, of course
this, but to see it' s not something for the law of supply
and demand, that is to say I' m funny or a funny guy.
Such a lot of people come in to me to be their friend.
You know, if I want to have a friend who' s as good
as you are, but she' s so dumb, I put in some
conditions, you know, and my condition is that I eat my dick and
you really know, I don' t feel lost. I want to try
new things. I say, for example, drugs. I' ve never
drugged. I' m thirty- one. I' ve never drugged.
You know, my touchy friends pick on me, but thirty- one,
but you talk about where you' re going talking about you' re gonna
ask for half a line because you have to drive. You know how you
' ll never be one of us. You know. It bothers me a
lot there. You know, I want to try strong drugs. You know
in the pharlopa, hallucinogens, Catholicism. You know things that really make me
see life from a subjective point of view, totally contrary to reason. You
know and the pharlopa and the hallucinogens. The truth is I' m a
little bit, I' m saying I don' t know what to do
with my life. Besides, my brother, my older brother, is a
lawyer and my little brother is a doctor and I' m a comedian.
You know, nothing happens, but I know that if one day, my
three brothers, my two brothers and I are drowning and my mother is just
saving two more, I' m good at carrying fins, I know that?
I mean? I know? You know, finally, I can imagine
him on the shore at Plancía, how funny, it was uh. But
the truth is, he' s a doctor and he works in peace.
My little brother works in peace and with this movement of Ebola, the Ebola
crisis, they used peacekeepers to take him to Charles III because they had dismantled
him. No, and I remember you telling me that the whole thing that
there was widespread psychosis with the spread of Ebola, that it was unjustified,
because it is very difficult to contagion, unless it is in a very advanced
state, it is very difficult to contagion. So there was a psychosis and
so this he told me by whatsapp. It took me three months to see
him, but I mean with my mother I mean quarantine, that is,
no, yes, because to me, that is Ebola to see I have
nothing against ebolating, that is, I don' t think it' s
cool as a disease and whether the only thing about dying is that for whatever
it is, it' s not cool. You know yes, because they
say you spend your life on a slide if it' s something that weighs
me down a lot or because I say maybe they' re really cool moments
in your life that you actually want to remember at the last minute. You
know, and you say it' s cool, but the best part is
shitty moments, you know the moment you know all the chicks who gave you
pumpkins for the best you know 30 minutes of chicks saying no. No,
no, no, no, not the ass no, that' s what
I hate done, it' s not like that. I feel a little
lost. A colleague tells me why not? Why not? You start running
and I tell you, you know what to say, come on, now
I' ll time you, so you don' t. I don'
t understand the Runner phenomenon. You know, and I have time, so
they say I do sports one day in my life, it' s me
getting up without a schedule, no alarm, no nothing, one and a
half, and I' m already waiting a little while and saving me breakfast,
you know, I' m going straight. That' s just like,
uh, and since I' ve slept a lot of sleep, I
sleep so it' s already pulled, you know. I play a little
play, watch a movie dinner, watch a couple of shows and then I
go to bed and then there are days that I don' t do anything,
that is to say that they' ve already hung up. He tells
me to run and I say I don' t understand the fermen the ranners
already I say I don' t understand the option of running there being the
option of not doing it. You know I' m being followed by a
lion. I get it there, you know, but if not, you
know, no, I know, no, no, no. The other
day I stopped a ranner to ask fire for what. That' s what
he tells me. I don' t have me anymore, assholes do,
I mean, my friends proposed to run the San Silvestre Vallecana. It'
s a race that takes another place in Madrid. It is as spectacularly important
the San Silvestre Cana Valley. I told them no. Before I finish the
sentence, we even hear run and I don' t directly. You know
I don' t. This ends badly, sure, you know, I
' ve never done porte. I' m very bad- mouthed, never
ever. Once in third and he says no. Third grade and says I
help I' m yellow white belt, you know no. In case of
a fight, I know how to go down and watch a sport. I
don' t understand the San Silvestres, I mean, and besides, how
could that race succeed. I mean? I imagine the meeting where they decided
on the race, a meeting where they decide crazy races, you know,
and they say that happens to you, and you' re going to go
into the sea like that. I have an idea, an idea I thought
that the Teinta and one of December, since it makes a fucking temperature,
you know, and that it' s so easy to move around Madrid,
why don' t we cut the main streets. People came upstairs, yes,
yes, and ended up in Cibeles. No, no, you didn
' t, it wasn' t the main square and he told us no
no in Vallecas that there' s a slope, you know. I'
ve been like that. Of course, of course how we' re going
to do it, that is, we' re going to do it,
we' re going to do it, I mean, I' d think
of a career like that. It' s not going to win, it
' s impossible, I mean, it' s all going against her,
or it' s impossible. Forty thousand runners had the last San Silves,
this valley. What people do so they won' t be with their family
in life. I mean, thank you, folks, thank you very much.