A few days ago, Tony Kahan put the announcement out that he would have
an important announcement on Dynamite tonight. Not the first time that Tony Khan has
promoted a big announcement for an episode of aw Dynamite, and we probably should
have learned our lesson, you know, in the past. You know,
sometimes he is prone to hyperbole when it comes to these announcements. But they
had the graphics up on social media, they mentioned it on television the other
night, and so tonight we're watching the show and they pitch it to the
back and there's Nigel McGinnis standing with Tony Khan, and I said to myself,
well, unless Nigel is about to announce his return to the ring,
this is probably not going to be the announcement that most people were hoping for.
I had no expectations coming into what this was going to be. I
had no idea what he was going to announce. So I just came into
this saying, Okay, well, we'll see, maybe he's got something big
to announce. They just announced a new pay per view right last week,
So they go to the back. I'm just skipping ahead to this part because
I don't feel like waiting. But Tony Kahn is in the back and he's
putting over their UK debut at Wembley Stadium back in August, the biggest audience
they've ever had, and you know, the biggest wrestling audience at Wembley,
and right, it was a big accomplishment for aw to go over to the
UK for the very first time and do what they did. Right. So
he's tooting his own horse and he's talking about this, and he's putting over
the fact that next year's show is going to be back at Wembley August twenty
fifth, two thousand and twenty four, which we already knew, right,
that's not the announcement. We already knew that over it. Then he starts
talking about the holidays and he says, you know, Christmas trees are going
up all over the place. And now I'm thinking, well, you know,
they just announced the pay per view for the end of December, so
maybe even though it's five days after Christmas, maybe it's some kind of big
announcement for a world's end. You know, he's going to talk about some
special main event or something tight in with that. It's talking about how Christmas
trees are going up all over the world. Here. My parents have had
their Christmas tree out since January. But the big announcement was for the announcement
that AW is putting tickets on sale for next Year's All In on Friday,
December first. That was the announcement next Year's All In tickets are going on
sale in one month's time, and if you want to get in early,
you can get in and sign up for pre sale registration. And they gave
the website here. Hey, if you want to go to the website,
I'll give it to you right now. You can go sign up right now
ticketmaster dot co dot UK slash Aw Wembley, twenty twenty four. And make
sure I got that right. Ticketmaster dot co dot UK, slash Aw,
Wembley, twenty twenty four. If the boy who cried Wolf was a real
life person and could take human form, it would be Tony kh This was
fucking lame. This was the very definition of this could have been an email
or in the case of Tony Khan, this could have been a tweet.
But instead, again they hyped it up, they put graphics together, they
announced it on television. You're not gonna want to miss it. And what
it ended up being. I mean, let's just call it what it is.
Let's call it what it always is. This was no different. It
was a rating stunt, that's all it was. It was a ratings ploy.
You want to get people talking, you want to get people to tune
into your show, and it was a rating stunt. Only it was very
embarrassing because it was so transparent. And look, if you're gonna do a
rating stunt, that's fine, Hey, go for it, but at least
make it worth while. This was just a rating stunt for the sake of
doing a rat stunt. It was fucking lame, and rightfully of course,
you know, people were posting all kinds of messages on my page. You
know, we're torching it and they couldn't believe it. But that's what it
was. And it's embarrassing because he does these things. And again, people
are gonna want to go to all in. That's great. You can easily
go ahead and announce that. You can announce that on social media and then
come on the air tonight and have your announcers. Hey, earlier today,
Tony Kahan made the announcement that tickets were all in twenty twenty four are going
on sale. Here's where you can go get in early, right, nothing
wrong with that, But I just don't understand the logic behind it, because
last week we're watching Dynamite and almost casually the announcers I think Tony Shavanis just
sort of stuck it in there that oh, by the way, we have
a new pay per view that we're adding to the lineup here in twenty twenty
three, and on December thirtieth we're coming to the Nassau Coliseum for Worlds In.
It was almost like an afterthought. You would think that that would be
worthy of being an announcement. They just kind of threw that out there.
But this, oh, this they built up for days. So of course,
rightfully people are going to torch them for it, and deservedly so,
because it's embarrassing. Yeah, you look at the other announcements that Tony Kahan
has made. It's to the point of parody. Now I ask what it
is. It's a parody. So he makes these announcements. He's announced the
acquisition the purchase of Ring of Honor, which, to be fair, sounded
like a pretty big deal at the time. Now you could argue whether or
not in hindsight, wasn't really that big of a deal. Well, you
know, it probably got people more jobs that wouldn't exist if Ring of Honor
didn't exist. So I'll give him that. You know, him buying Ring
of Honor, that's a big announcement. But he's also announced the TBS Championship,
and the conversion of the All Atlantic title to the International title, and
the All Access reality show, the first Forbidden doorm everyone. He came out
there with Adam Cole. That was a big deal, right, A partnership
between the two promotions very hit or miss when it comes to these major announcements.
So again, I look, I had no idea what it was gonna
be. It's not like I came into this thinking it's gonna be this or
it's gonna be that. But every single time you have one of these announcements,
what is the number one thing that you see people online talking about and
getting excited about a streaming deal with Max? Now I didn't think and I'm
not talking mjf okay now, I'm not saying that I thought that's what it
was gonna be at this point. I mean people have been talking about that
for a year, and I do think eventually it will happen. It probably
will happen at some point next year, but at this point, you know,
and I don't even think about it because every single time somebody says,
oh, it's gonna be streaming on Max, guess what, It's not streaming
on Max. So you're gonna have people who are very disappointed in that.
I wasn't even expecting it, to be perfectly honest with you, so that
didn't really bother me. But you know, people's expectations are going to be
sky high. Is it some kind of new acquisition. Is that a big
free agent signing? Is it another partnership, you know, like the one
they have a new Japan Now they have some sort of working relationship with CMLL.
Again, you already have this event you've announced for December thirtieth, This
is something tied into that, and then it's not. And so what do
you expect? What kind of reaction do you expect that you're going to get?
So good for the people who are upset and want to shit on Tony
Conn and aw four, go ahead because he deserves it. Fucking lame.
That was the big announcement tonight for those of you who were wondering was it
going to make you wait? As far as the show tonight is concerned,
they did have a show long storyline, so I'll give them credit for this.
They had a storyline that opened the show and it carried us all the
way to the end of the show. And that's never a bad thing.
When you have a story that threads throughout the entire show, those tend to
be some of their better show. I would not call this one of the
better episodes, but I do at least like the fact that they had a
story and they weaved it in throughout the entire show. And that story was
MJF looking for tag team partners to take on j White and Bullet Club Gold
in the main event of tonight's show. And the problem is, MJF is
a dick. He has no friends. Everybody hates him. He's alienated everybody.
So he was struggling to go around finding people to tag with, and
he would go from door to doors. Some doors he opened, other doors
he thought better of it. He didn't have anybody to tag with him.
But all night long, Max Caster and the Acclaimed were making their pitch to
be Mjf's tag team partners and he kept swearing them off under no circumstances,
No way, I'm not teaming with you. Fuck off, leave me alone.
So, of course, in the end what happened he teamed with the
Acclaimed and Billy Gun. Not only did he tag with the Acclaimed in Billy
Gun against Bullet Club Gold, but MJF took the pin. The AW World
Champion got pinned clean, or as clean as you could possibly expect, Cleaner
than I would have expected. I'm not saying there wasn't some shenanigans during the
match, but he pinned him in the middle of the ring. Now that
is something that a lot of people, I'm sure are going to have some
thoughts about and be upset about, and in a lot of circumstances, I
would be one of those people. But I'll tell you why that doesn't bother
me so much. It doesn't bother me so much. First of all,
we already know the match for full Gear is MJF against J White, and
so the match is made. J White is getting a shot at the AW
World Championship. Because my whole thing is if you're going to beat the champion
on TV, well, first of all, you shouldn't be beating the champion
on TV right, and I still feel that way, but I'm not going
to shit on them for that too much, because what it does is it
establishes j White as a threat. He pinned MJF in the middle of the
ring, and he did it with the Blade Runner, So now not only
does it establish him as a threat, it establishes the Blade Runner as a
threat where if he drops him with it in their mag of full gear,
it could be all over. We could have a new world champion. So
they're trying to take this challenger and they're trying to elevate him into a position
of credibility where you actually believe he may have a shot at beating this guy
and becoming the world champion. So to that end, I didn't mind it
so much. If it were up to me, I would never be as
a matter of course, beating the world champion in the middle of the ring
like that, but at least it is leading to something at full gear.
And also MJF was looking for partners all night long and couldn't find anybody,
so we had to settle right. So again, you can look at it
a few different ways. If you didn't like that outcome. I don't fault
you for that, but I know what they were trying to do, and
to me, it just didn't bother me that much. What bothered me is
the fact that when the show was over, it it felt like one of
the more uneventful episodes of Dynamite and just it just wasn't exciting. There just
wasn't really a real vibe or energy to the show to that it was missing
something. And you know, there were things that happened. They set three
new matches up for Full Gear. It wasn't as if there weren't you know,
wasn't news that was broken. We have Orange Cassidy is going to defend
the international title against John Moxley, Hangman Page is going to go one on
one in a rematch with Swerve Strickland, and we also know that Adam Copeland
is going to team with sting In, Darby Allen to take on Christian Cage,
Lucasaurus and Nick Wayne. So those matches are now official for Full Gear,
and we knew those matches were going to be official. There's no surprises
there, right. Those were all the matches that we expected to be made
for the pay per view. The other thing that happened tonight is Chris Jericho
and Kenny Omega after their were confronted in the aisleway by the don Kallis family.
We already got a tease on the show last week that Chris Jericho was
going to make a phone call to a big friend of his, and I
said last week when we were here on the review, I said, it's
either going to be Paul White and or Mark Henry because they're both big and
they're both under contract to AW. In the case of Mark Henry, they
were talking about world's Strongest Slam when Hobbs gave him the World's Strongest Slam.
That's what made me think of Mark Henry, But I was thinking Paul White.
Paul White has wanted to get back in the ring for a while.
The problem with The Big Show is that he's in a rough way right now
because he's had numerous hip surgeries. He walked out there tonight to be revealed
as Jeri co and o'mega. One of Jered Coon Omega's tag partners is also
going to be Cody Aboushie. What a combo that's gonna be Cody a Bushie
in The Big Show. Big Show walks out, He's got his legs braced
up, he stands on stage, he's in his singlet, he's in his
gear. Kyle Fletcher had to come to him, and it looked like if
you just gently tapped him, he would have tipped over. He did not
look very mobile at all. He didn't look like somebody who probably should be
in the ring. So I don't know exactly what his current condition is,
but it looks like he ain't gonna be doing much when they have this match.
That match, by the way, is not a pay per view match.
They're doing that on Dynamite a few days before Full Gear. But Paul
White, the predictable partner seeing him out there though he looked great, So
I don't know how that's gonna go. And when this show was over again,
it just felt like this is one of the more mid episodes of Dynamite
that I have seen all year long. That's really what it felt like to
me. And again, the Tony Kahn thing, I thought was just a
cheap rating stunt, that's all it was, and it was embarrassing. Quite
frankly. We'll talk about this entire show tonight aw Dynamite review. I'm the
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went live tonight, justin thank you very much. Dynamite opened with a rare
recap of the events of last week's main event. We had Brian Danielson and
Claudio against Okata and Orange Cassidy, and this was unusual because normally we don't
see this at the beginning of Dynamite. We get a cold open or we
get the usual video intro. So we actually got a recap of what happened
at the end of last week's show. And for those who don't know you
did not see the news Brian Danielson did actually get hurt that there's some debate
about exactly when he got hurt. He has a fractured orbital bone in his
face if he has not already had surgery. Tony Shravani did say that he
is going to be having surgery and he is going to be out for the
rest of the year. Now, the rest of the year leads directly into
the Tokyo Dome January fourth, and so if they had any plans on Danielson
wrestling Okata or anybody else at Wrestle Kingdom, I mean they're cutting it offully
close. If you've got a fractured orbital bone, I don't know. They
could always throw a mask on him, I guess. But there is some
debate about when the injury happened. There's talk that it may have actually happened
on collision, not this past weekend, but the weekend before in the singles
match that Danielson had with androte Aliloo, which if that's the case, I
don't know why Danielson would have been medically cleared to be in that tag team
match on dynam My last week. Again, it's not like he was wearing
some kind of face mask or anything like that. If it's serious enough that
he needs surgery and he's going to be out until the end of the year,
then why the fuck was he wrestling on last week's show. So obviously
it's a serious enough injury. And I didn't even notice coming into the match
last week he already had a black eye, so it looks like the injury
probably did happen the week before. But that is the update on Brian Danielson.
Otherwise, he was not mentioned at all on the show. Really,
he wasn't mentioned at all on the show tonight. I'm just giving you the
update because they showed the highlights from last week's main event. But as far
as the opening match here, we opened with Renee in the back, not
a match. She was in the back with MJF. Now, by the
way, the longest raining aw World champion of all time. MJF and Kenny
Omega had one of the best matches of the year on Collision. It's a
shame that more people didn't see it, but they had an incredible match.
I liked that match quite a bit. On Collision. On Saturday, Rene
asked MJF about still needing to find three partners for the main event on tonight's
show to take on Bullet Club Gold. Despite having made a lot of enemies.
MJF had a clipboard in his hand. He said that he made a
list of the AAW roster and he wants to find three people who are not
a holes. But first he pitches it to the screen, and on the
screen, I guess he was zooming. I guess it was zoom or skype
whatever. It was Adam Cole, who is growing out his beard. I
don't know if you would call that a heel beard, but he is growing
out his beard, a little bit of gray in there. He was skyping
in or zooming in from his home. He congratulated MJF on being the longest
reigning AAW champion ever says that he should entertain Samoa Joe's offer to be his
partner and help him out, and MJF wasn't sure about that, but then
he said, look, I gotta go find myself some partners, and he
left Adham Cole on the screen and he walked off, and then almost immediately
in walks Roderick Strong in the Kingdom. Well, Roddy was rolling in the
Kingdom, was walking in and Roddy said, hey, Adam, he goes
it was rude of Max to leave you hanging like that in the mid conversation,
and he asked if Cole really believed that MJF was not the one in
the devil mask, and Cole at that point disconnected his feed before he could
answer, and the screen then cut to the person wherever they are in the
devil mask, who stared into the camera, and then they quickly cut away,
and then we went into the typical video intro here for Dynamite. Very
good point, by the way. Uffman makes a very good point in the
chat. It is no shave November, which of course I didn't realize that
that's why I already shaved. So I guess I've already broken the code.
I forgot that it's no shave November. Is that the thing? I guess
it is? And maybe that's why Adam Cole is growing out the rats nest
on his face. So the opening match was Orange Cassidy defending his international championship,
as he has many many, many, many, many many many times
on this show this year in the opening match, this time it was against
Claudio cast Ignobi. Match spilled over to ringside, Claudio pressed him over his
head, dropped him on the barricade, right on his It looked like his
shoulder, his elbow. Cassidy came up selling his elbow. Wheeler Udo was
out there. He's standing over Cassidy. He's taunting him. So now Hook
walks out and referee Bryce Ramsburg ends up ejecting you to and Hook from ring
side back inside. Cassidy very briefly escaped a superplex attempt, but Claudio just
pulled him back up by his head and right back in position. He had
a stalling superplex that took us into the picture and picture. Claudio's freak strength
will never not be impressive to me. So it was all Claudio during the
commercial, and we see that in the back Hook and wheeler Ter are getting
into it and they have to be separated and Hook shoves Pat Buck, who
is one of the aw officials. An ex caliber said that this got Hook
ejected from the building and there could be other potential penalties for him, including
a possible suspension. Keep that in mind. I'm going to come back to
this in a minute. Cassidy managed to hit his diving DDT to the floor.
In doing so, though he sold his back because he's again he's all,
he's selling his back, he's selling his elbow. So it kind of
reminded me of that idiot Seth Rollins on Monday Night when he hit this giant
avalanche back souplex to j D McDonagh with a supposedly broken back, and then
he sells the ball. Oh my back, my back, brother, my
back. Wrestlers aren't too bright, I guess, so Cassidy now is selling
his back. In the ring, Cassidy hit the stun Dog Millionaire. But
when Cassidy went for his Tornado DDT, this was great. So he's doing
the whole tilted world thing. He's going for the Tornado DDT and Claudio had
this great smooth transition into a giant It was so seamless, right into a
giant swing. I love that spot. That was a great transition. I
even rewound it, washed it back again. Claudia then got a sharpshooter.
Cassidy, though shifted his weight to escape, so Claudio transitioned into a cross
face. Cassidy rolled into a pin attempt for two. Claudio, though clabbed
him with an uppercut, and Claudio wanted the neutralizer, but Cassidy just collapsed
to the mat. He pulled Brett Hart at Survivor Series against Diesel, where
he was just He went for the power bomb right, but Brett collapsed.
But he was only playing possum as orange Cassidy was doing. Here. He
tried for another stun dog this time though Claudio countered into a sleeper while he
was swinging him around. Cassidy faded, but then he put his hands in
his pockets. I guess this is some kind of superpower for him. Put
his hands in his pockets and he did the Brett Hart push off the top
turnbuckle with your feet spot and went backwards into a pin attempt. Claudio kicked
out, connected with the orange punch, connected with the beach break. Claudio,
though wisely after the beach break, he slowly rolls to the outside and
then he barely made it back into the ring before the nine count. Cassidy
missed an orange punch. Claudio missed a rain maker, which allowed Cassidy to
hit a Tornado DDT. Claudio almost hit a pop up uppercut, but Cassidy
basically kind of stood on his chest and then he turned it into a rana
and he hooked the legs and he pinned Claudia with his hands in his pocket.
He got the flash pin. So Cassidy rolls outside after the match,
nursing his injuries, doesn't get much time to celebrate. We hear John Moxley's
music and here comes Moxley. He's in his street clothes. He's coming out
through the crowd and he joins Claudio in the ring. And so what does
Cassidy do. He says, I'm gonna go after this fucker, and he
goes into the ring. He charges it Mosley and he ends up getting beaten
down, and security guards hit the ring, and the security guards are promptly
beaten up by the Blackpool Combat Club. Moxley puts his hands on the security
guards, Claudio puts his hands and just man handles the security guards, and
in the end Moxley ends up storming to the back. Is a very good
opener, and I love again, I love that transition into the giant swing.
That was just seamless. Cassidy had a whole string of very good matches
during that first run that he had as the International champion, so it's no
surprise, you know, he would have another one here on this show,
Claudio always has, you know, very good matches. That's not a surprise
either. But there's one logic gap. So I mentioned earlier in the back,
when Hook and Yuda were being separated, ex Caliber made the comment that
Hook put his hands on Pat Buck and that he might get suspended potentially for
Well, then here you have both members of the Blackpool Combat Club manhandling security
guards. So how do you explain that in the same segment. No,
less, I didn't hear ex Caliber talking about potential suspensions for either one of
them. It's because Pat Buck is an official aw employee, so that makes
it that makes it a different situation. I mean, it's just one of
those logic gaps, you know, in the grand scheme. It's a minor
thing, but it's really not, you know's It doesn't make any sense.
Why would they be threatening Hook with suspension and not these two for what they
did. So to the back we go. MJF is standing outside Kenny Omega's
dressing room and he knocks on the door and Chris Jericho answers, and I
was about to say, you know, boy, he looks like he aged
about ten years from what we saw on Saturday to what we saw here,
but it was Chris Jericho. It was not Omega, and MJF asked if
Kenny was there, and Jericho just smiled at him and slammed the door in
his face. So a pissed off MJF starts to walk off when Wardlow grabs
him. At least I think it was Wardlow. They never actually showed a
shot of his face. His back was turned the entire time, but it
was Wardlow and he grabs MJF and he throws him up against the wall and
he tells him you took everything from me. Now I'm gonna take everything from
you when you least expected, and then he stormed off. It sounds like
when the time comes that MJF loses that championship, Wardlow is gonna have something
to do with it. Now. Is that gonna be at full gear?
I don't think so. Could it be at World's End out on Long Island
at the Nassau Coliseum Very possible. I think it's very possible MJF could drop
the belt there. He may not make it into twenty twenty four as the
champion, but it sounds like, whenever it is, Wardlow's going to factor
into that in some way at least try to. Now, as far as
the Devil mass stuff, we know it's not Wardlow because the guy is way
too small. The devil that is so in angry MJF. Now he's really
angry and he storms off and he runs into the Acclaimed and Billy Gun.
They were hiding behind a wall. They were hiding behind a corner. You
see two fingers come out for the scissoring and it's Max Caster, and Castor
wanted to scissor him and he wanted to be his partner in the main event.
MJF just walked off and Anthony Bowens was pissed that Castor made them hide
behind a wall for no reason at all. We come back and John Moxley
is in the back and he's heated and he's cutting a promo ranting about Orange
Cassidy. He said Ray Phoenix sacrificed his body just to put him down for
three seconds. Moxley implied that he should have had the first shot at that
title, and he said that he's not doing good. Maybe Cassidy is just
the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time. But at full
gear he's going to win. His title back and he is going to beat
Cassidy within an inch of his life. So there you go. The match
is now confirmed. That was the first official announcement that we are getting Cassidy
Moxley Part two at full Gear for the title, Brian Cage and the Gates
of Agony against Hangman Page and the Young Bucks for the Ring of Honor six
man tag team titles. We just had a segment in the back with the
Acclaimed. The Acclaimed are the AW Trios Champions right now? The Acclaimed in
Billy Gunn. I just don't understand why we need two sets of Trios belts
on this show. I just don't understand their Ring of Honor titles. We
occasionally see Ring of Honor titles defended on AW television, but why do we
have two sets of six man tag team champions on the same show. Now,
what they did here in this match, they did a title change,
was an angle to set up for a breakdown within the elite, so it
led to something. But I don't need to see the Ring of Honor six
man tag team world titles on Dynamite when we have AW Trio's belt. Keep
that shit in Ring of Honor We don't need that on AEW television. I
just don't understand it. All it does is just it just it marginalizes the
set of belts you already have. We don't need two sets of trios titles
on the same show. So Hangman was relentless early on against the members of
the Mogul Embassy because he's obviously very pissed off after Swerve Strickland invaded his home
last week. His family was there, and he invaded the Man's home,
or at least I think the idea was his family was there, so obviously
he's a little bit upset. The Bucks made the save when members or numbers
rather became too much or Hangman, so they made the save. All three
of them hit a trifecta of slingshot dives to the floor, so the Embassy
controlled things during the commercial page made a comeback when things came back on TV.
Right when Hangman was looking for a buckshot. We hear over the PA
system, we can hear Swerve's voice going, Who's house Oo's house? And
there he is. He walks out on stage with Prince Nana and he says,
actually, last week he was at Hangman's house and Page tagged in Nick
Jackson, and then Hangman sprinted on after Swerve and prints Nana, which left
the Bucks all by themselves. Here in a handicap match, Brian Cage hit
a suit plets from the apron into the ring. Matt Jackson was overwhelmed and
he got flattened with a double spinebuster by the Gates of Agony. Nick Jackson
got dropped with an assisted triple power bomb and a double facebuster, and Cone
pinned Nick to regain the belts for the Gates of Agony and Brian Cage.
So we have new Ring of Honor World six man Tag Team Champions. I
personally don't care, and I'm happy though, because now hopefully they can keep
those belts on Ring of Honor where they belong. But backstage, we see
Page brawling with Swerve Strickland and they're having to be separated by security. Then
we go back to the ring and Matt Jackson had a melt down. He
started tearing apart the timekeeper's table and he slammed a chair against the ring post
like a man child, and that took us into the commercial break. Hey,
at least he was upset that he actually lost these belts right, he
showed some emotion, right, he was visibly pistol. The match was actually
shorter than I expected it to be, but it was more of an angle,
you know, with Hangman going after Swerve and you know, a little
interesting twist there at the end with Matt Jackson having his little hissy fit,
uh so, teasing a rift within the elite. Now, there would be
another segment later in the show to play off of this, but I'll be
honest with you. You know, of late, you know, the elite,
the elite stuff is just a fucking bore. So I'm happy that they're
shooting this angle. And I don't know if it's gonna lead to the Bucks
going heel again or exactly where this is gonna go, but I'm happy they're
doing something like this with the elite because as things were, it was just
fun. It was just fucking boring, and I didn't really give a shit.
I mean, I can't say that about Hangman. I am enjoying the
Hangman and Swerve Strickland stuff, but this hole, I go the elite and
the the hung Bucks or whatever they're calling themselves, like, who cares?
This at least makes it mildly interesting to me to see where they go.
Maybe they'll just split up again and all go their separate ways. I don't
know, but at least it's something right, it's something different kind of somewhat.
By the way, I should mention that it's a big House of Glory
match announced Sean Ross sat broke the news earlier. Got a big hog match
announced with Swerve, Strickland and Speedball Mike Bailey December one, New York City
Arena NYC Arena and Queen's going to be a big knight Whose House House of
Glory its Swerve's House on December first. Can't wait. Yeah. The other
good thing about it is if Omega ends up going off on his own,
we get more Kenny Omega singles matches. That's another positive here. So backstage,
MJF thought about knocking on Samoa Joe's door. His door is right there,
says Samoa Joe on the door. That's how we knew whose door was.
We never actually saw Samoa Joe on the show tonight though, I don't
even know if he was there. He thought about it and he's like,
eh nah, So he walks off and then a few feet down he sees
it to Darby Allen's dressing room. So he pulls the sign off the door,
he writes something on it, and then he slaps the sign back on
the door, and we saw that he spribbled Emo bitch on the sign and
he had a nice little laugh. He was proud of himself for that.
So I will say that's no way to find a tag team partner. I
will say that Turtlehead wants to know who's calling that match. I'm very much
looking forward to calling that match. It's gonna be a fun night. A
lot of big things planned that night for hog on December first, but that
is going to be a big main event up against the SmackDown that night at
the Barclay Center. One burrow over wrestling going on in New York that night.
But there's only one place you need to be. So as he's turning
to walk away from Darby's dressing room, who does he run into. He
runs into the Elite of the Elite. He runs into the Accly he was
just talking about the Elite. He runs into the Acclaimed and Billy Gunn yet
again. This time Max Caster is holding a sign that says MJF kick us
does that work so well for mankind back in the day when he was lobbying
to be Steve Boston's tag team part I guess eventually he was technically just not
his mankund Tony Schavani was in the ring to introduce the rated AR superstar Adam
Copeland. You know, he's only been here for about a month, right,
It's been about one month exactly. I think since Copeland debuted. It
just feels like just another guy. He just feels like just another guy in
the roster, so Addie Cubbs, though he got a nice reaction from the
crowd, and Chavanni asked him about the segment last week where Copeland was confronted
in the back by Sting and Darby about being their partners against Christian Cage,
Lucasaurus and Nick Wayne a full gear. Copeland talked about Sting and said that
he and Sting have shared similar injuries in the past, like nemeo neck injuries,
and over the years the two of them have been a sounding board for
each other and he has a ton of respect for the men. So if
that's true, that would explain stings we go way back comment from last week.
If so, I'm glad they explained it here. So then he put
over Darbial and he called him the future of the company. But he said
that everybody wants answers what is he going to do? Is he going to
team with them? Is he going to be their tag team partner at full
gear against Christian and his crew. Before he could answer this brought out Christian
Cage and he said that he's retiring sting at full gear no matter what.
And so we have not seen Darby around much lately because which is not true.
He's been on television every week, but we haven't seen much of Darby
in the ring would be a more appropriate way to put it, because he's
got a gimp arm after he dropped him on those stairs at Wrestle Dream.
You know, I think back to that spot, you know when he mentioned
that, and I just remember you could tell that Christian did not want to
do that spot. You know, we have the steel steps on the outside
there on the apron, and the idea was that Christian would pick up Darby
and basically just dump like a falcon arrow like sup plex him onto the steps.
And the first time Christian went to do it, he kind of stood
there with him for like it felt like ten seconds, and then he just
sort of dropped him on the floor. Now I don't think that was a
botch. I just think he was looking down, going, I can't drop
this fucking guy in these stairs, like, in good conscience, how can
I do this? But then Darby came and they redid the spot, and
Christian was like, Okay, if that's what you want. That's exactly how
I think it played out, because I think even Christian probably looked down and
said this is a terrible, terrible, stupid idea, and Darby insisted let's
do it. So they did, and the fucking guy got hurt. Play
stupid games, win stupid prizes. That's how it works. So anyway,
he talked about him in his gimpi arm. He says he doesn't think he
needs to remind Adam about this. This being his neck problems and he would
hate for this fairy tale of his to turn into a nightmare. So he
suggests that Copeland backed down from him right now, or else he's going to
snap his neck. He's going to leave him in a wheelchair to live the
rest of his life with his kids. Wiping the drool from his face,
saying, Daddy, you used to be somebody. So he sent Lucasaurus and
Nick Wayne to the into attack, and Copeland fought them off. Christian was
then in the ring and he was trapped in the corner. He was looking
up at Copeland and he was begging off Lucasaurus, though clabbered Copeland from behind.
Nick Wayne then caught him with a cutter from the middle rope, so
Wayne went outside. He slid two chairs into the ring and Christian was setting
up for a concerto when Sting's music hit and he came out in his uh,
his winter jacket. It's always snowy when Sting comes out, he walks
out. He takes out Nick Wayne in the aisle. When Wayne came charging
after him. Darby sprints right past thing into the ring, goes immediately after
Christian cage. Copeland took out the dinosaur, and then Copeland catches a glimpse
of Christian in the corner kneeling down, beating up on Darby Allen and he
gets the psychoides and Copeland is in position for a spear, and he's waiting
and he's waiting, and Christian taking his time turning around and I didn't think
they were actually gonna do it. I figured Christian would turn around and see
him and he would quickly duck out of the ring, or Christian would turn
around and Copeland would have second thoughts. But no, Christian turned around and
Copeland spared him, and then Christian rolled out to the floor and Copeland took
the mic. He was very upset about Christian wanting to snap his neck,
and then he told Sting and Darby, you want a partner for Full Gear,
you got one. So I actually thought they were going to play things
out a little bit longer with this whole angle about Copeland not wanting to fight
his friend and maybe he would team with them, but he wouldn't want to,
you know, put his hands on Christian or I don't know. I
just thought they would drag that aspect of the story out a little bit longer.
But him agreeing to be the partner was always the obvious choice. I
mean, what else would he be doing it full Gear if not being their
tag team partner? Right, he was always going to be their partner.
I don't think that was a surprise to anybody. The only question is does
Tony Khan want to keep Sting undefeated until his retirement, because in the twenty
matches that Sting has had in AIW all tag matches, he has never lost
a single match. Every single one of those matches was a win for Sting
and Darby, or Sting Darby and CM Punk or whoever their partner the various
partners have been over the years. Does he want Sting to retire undefeated in
AW. If so, Sting, Darby and Copeland, then they have to
go over obviously, Or does Tony Khan decide, you know, Darby can
be the weak link. He's got the GIMPI arm. He could take the
loss, but then it would be a loss for Sting. I think Tony
Khan probably wants Sting to retire undefeated in AW. I think in his mind
that's his way of paying respect to the man, unless Sting goes to him
and says, look, in his final match, he wants to do the
honors. We don't even know who's gonna be wrestling a full gear or a
revolution God, for fucking bid, it turns out to be Rick Flair,
who was not on the show tonight. Thankfully, we don't need him as
a weekly recurring character on the show. You want to trot him out there
every now and then. Sting wants him to be there, you know,
the day that he has his retirement match. I got no issue with that,
right. Flair has been a very big part of Sting's career. He
looks genuinely happy to see him on the show last week. I'm sure Rick
Flair will be there at Revolution. I was a little worried though, we
were gonna have him back on the show this week and the week after that
and the week after that, because you just know Flair is looking at this,
and Flair is dying to get involved. If they do some sort of
like six man taget Revolution, He's gonna want in on that. Keep him
as far away from in ring competition as humanly possible. After this, it
was to the back for Tony Kahn's major announcement, which I will quickly recap
for you here. For the people who maybe join at the very beginning,
you did not miss much. If you want to know what the big announcement
was, I'm sure they have it up on their Twitter. There there's a
big announcement. He was with Nigel McGinnis. He was talking about the success
of their all in show at Wembley Stadium back in August, eighty one thousand
people or eighty three thousand or eighty five thousand. I've seen so many different
fucking figures for this show. Will Osprey goes out and has eighty one thousand
I think it was three fifty five tattooed on his fucking arm. And then
the next day he finds out that, well, maybe there weren't eighty one
thousand people. Why would you do that? Why not wait until the final
numbers come out, right, and once you know what the actual attendance is,
then you can go ahead and tattoo that on your skin. He couldn't
wait. He was so proud of he was so happy. Seventy two all
right, seventy two tho, I don't know. Seventy two thousand is one
of the numbers that I saw. But then I heard that if you count
that, they person who runs the agency over there in the UK that was
putting out the numbers came back and said eighty five thousand. My guess would
be if if eighty five thousand is a number that's being used, it's kind
of like WWE when they count every single person in the building, whoever they
may be right. The concession stamp people, the security people, the police
officers, the legitimate number of people there was likely not eighty five thousand as
far as through the turnstiles, but anyway, we'll I'll call it eighty one
thousand, just to make will Osprey feel better, how about that. But
the big announcement was that tickets for next year's all in, which is almost
a year away August of next year, they go on sale on December first,
and if you want to get in on the pre sale, there's a
websit you can go to and you can sign up for pre sale registration.
So that was the big announcement. It was a ratings ploy. It will
not work. It never works, And this was one of the more embarrassing
ones that we have seen from Tony kh He has had some legitimately big announcements
in the past. This was not one of them. And I wish you
would stop with these. Tony Khan has a major announcement, what's it going
to be? Because every time he does, one of these people take it
less and less and less and less seriously. So please, for the love
of God. I know we talked sometimes about Tony Kahn and his tweets.
This would have been more appropriate in a tweet, and then on television you
can have Tony Shavani your ex caliber. Go hey, Tony Khan made a
big announcement earlier today on social media. You can get your tickets now for
all in twenty twenty four. All you gotta do is go to the website
on your screen right now. You could sign up. You could be in
line. You want to get your tickets. Do you want to get that
as a gift for somebody? Go to the website. You can buy your
ticket and then you put a little sound effect in there too, with the
thumbs up and like the like there you go. That's all it needed to
be. Cheesy as shit, but that's all it needed to be. But
no, that was the big announcement from Tony Thom. There you go.
Kenny Omega and Chris Jericho against Matt Minard and Angelo Parker. The don Callis
Family with their newest member Kyle Fletcher. Still knows Sammy Gavara although I think
ty Kanti is probably isn't she due any week now? I think she's been
pregnant for about nine months, right, I think so, so she might
be due any day. So yeah, that's right, Tony Kun should have
gotten mean to make the announcement. I could have done it for just like
that big thumbs up at the end and everything. So they joined commentaty this
match, Omega made a hot tag to Jericho after a break ran wild before
Angelo Parker got locked in the lion tamer. Matt Minard tried to cut it
off, but he ate a springboard dropkick. Omega connected on a snap dragon.
Jake Hager jumped up on the apron, He ate a V trigger and
Omega dived or those of you wondering, he hit a dive as well.
So with Aubrey Edwards distracted Minard clomber Jericho with the baseball bat, but he
kicked out. What is this baseball bat made of? By the way,
I believe we have seen Jericho take that baseball bat before and he's kicked out
from it, so he may need a new baseball bat. It doesn't seem
to be very effective. Menard then wanted Parker to use the bat. Jericho,
though ducked the shot. He hit the Judas effect and he got the
win. After the magic Callus and his family members, they walked out onto
the stage, and they were saying that he's got to give Jericho to Omega
credit for being cockroaches and very hard to get rid of. After Takeshta and
Will Hobbs destroyed both of them, he said, maybe this doesn't get finished
in the ring, Maybe they finish it in the streets. Callous challenged Jericho
to Omega to a street fight in two weeks on Dynamite that is the final
Dynamite before full gear, and Callus called both of them dummies. Omega accepted
the challenge, but he said, look, we're gonna make it a six
man fight. I'm gonna bring in you got your family, I'm going to
bring in one of mine. I'm gonna bring in Coda Ibushi. And Ibushi
got a nice reaction from the crowd because you know, now we've seen him
a few times and you never know what kind of reaction he'll get depending on
where they are. I think they were in Kentucky, right, they were
in Lexington, Kentucky tonight. But his name got a nice reaction from the
crowd. But then Callus said, well, you guys are still down a
man. So Jericho then brings up this friend that he alluded to on the
show last week that he said he was going to pick up the phone and
call and so he says that he's got a friend who's bigger than Powerhouse Hobbs.
And he said Hobbes may be big, but Hobbes is not a giant.
And with that we heard the theme music for one Haul White. I
almost disconnected myself there. I had to be careful. I hit the wrong
button. I muted myself. I muted my There were parts of this show
that I wish were muted, by the way. But anyway, he uh,
he introduces his giant friend and out comes all White, the big Show.
So the Big Show comes out, and I'm pretty sure I think the
person not correct me if I'm wrong, But the person who say his song
in AW I believe it is the same person who did his WWE music,
right. It sounds like the same guy. Yeah. The guy goes,
well, well, well it's the big slow and he comes out. So
not the same song obviously, but he comes out and he's already in his
gear. He's ready to go. He's in his singlet, his legs are
all braced up, he's got a brace on one leg, and he's got
a big sleeve on the other one, and he kind of motions for Kyle
Fletcher and Fletcher. Okay, it is the same guy. Yeah, I
mean you could tell just by the voice. It sounds exactly the same.
Well, Kyle Fletcher comes charging in and he hits him with the WMD,
remember that the world's most dangerous punch, weapon of mass destruction. He punches
Kyle Fletcher, but Fletcher had to come to him because Paul White was not
movie. He was in one pit. It was like his his boots were
glued to the floor. And I said earlier, if you blew in his
direction, if you tapped him with a feather, it looked like he might
tip over and fall off the stage. He did not look very steady on
his feet. He is a man who has had very bad hip issues in
recent years, and the reason we have not seen him in the ring up
to this point that he had one match I think, right against QT Marshall.
Did he have any other matches in aw I remember the singles match against
QT Marshall. I don't know if he's had any other matches, but he
has had some serious hip problems and hip surgeries, and he's been working hard
to come back and he did the Captain Insanos stuff. But he really wants
to get back in the ring. So I hope he's well enough where he
can get in the ring and do some stuff. Otherwise, I don't know,
you know why AW would be putting him in the ring. But it's
a tag match. This is going to end up being an eight man tag,
so he won't have to do much. You know, he'll be protected.
He can hit the punch. You know, it's not like he's gonna
it's not like he's going to leave his feet, so I think he'll be
okay. But now he did not look great here standing here like this.
He looked like his knees and his hips and his entire body has seen better
days. But again I see him come out. It's the big show on
AW television. You know, we went through that period of time in WWE
with the Authority era, where every fucking week it was Caine and Big Show,
Caine and Big Show. I'll never for the rest of my life,
I will never forget the twenty fifteen Royal Rumble, one of the worst fucking
rumbles that that company has ever produced, and that garbage ending with Cain and
Big Show, dumping every single fan favorite, every single person that the fans
actually gave a shit about, dumping them out like garbage, one by one.
Bray Wyatt, there you go, bra Dolf Ziggler, there you go,
all these different people out of the ring. Caine and Big Show,
and I said, I want Canaan Big Show to have a quicksand match that
they fall deep into the sand and we never see them ever again. And
then they got taken off television and we didn't have to worry about Caana Big
Show anymore. Now many years have gone by, it's not like we see
Paul White on television all the time. As a one off, it's fine.
Jericho and Show. They have history together, right, their former tag
team partners, So there is that history. Jericho wants a friend. I
get it, it makes sense. But as a one off it's fine.
But again, I don't know what kind of physical condition he's actually in to
do this match. But the Big Show and Coda Ibushi as tag team partners
is something I never thought I would live to see. But here we are
another man, by the way, who's talked about how he's still hurt and
not one hundred percent, but Abushi can still go the Boushi will be a
okay. So Renee was in the back to interview Kenny Omega and Chris Jericho
in their locker room. You saw the young Bucks milling around in the background,
and Jericho was about to talk about the upcoming match that we just learned
about when Matt Jackson cut him off. And Matt said that he didn't want
to get over dramatic or melo dramatic, I think, he said, because
there's been enough of that in this locker room. Wink wink. But what
was the point he said, of the elite getting back together if they're not
going to have each other's backs. And Matt said that his biggest problem though,
was who invited this prick into our locker room, and he was referring
to Jericho, and he told Jericho that he never forgot what Jericho did to
their father years ago, Pop a Buck, I have forgotten about that,
And he said that Jericho will screw Omega over just like Don Kallis did.
Jericho told the Bucks not to take out their frustration over losing the Ring of
Honor six man tag team belts on him. Omega said that Jericho was with
them in their fight against the Callus family, and he told Matt to look
at it like this, The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And
Matt told Omega that Jericho and Callous are cut from the same cloth. And
then the Bucks left. So again, at least it adds some intrigue to
the elite stuff, because the elite stuff has been ice cold recently. It's
just hard for me to really care about anything that those guys collectively are doing,
and the Ring of Honor six man tag team title stuff I don't give
a shit about like that. When they won the belts, I just kind
of shrugged my shoulders and said, who cares? Who cares? This at
least is mildly interesting to me. So we'll see where this leads, or
if it leads to a Bucks, he'll turn very interesting. Because even a
few weeks ago, it looked like we were headed for the Bucks and FTR
one more time right Bucks FTR four at full gear for the tag team titles,
and we had just seen Bucks in FTR three. I wasn't even sure
we really needed to see Bucks in FDR four, And now FTR are no
longer the tag team champion. Supposedly that was an FTR call, you know,
Dak's Harwood that they wanted to do the honors for Ricky Starks and Big
Bill just to kind of shake things up a little bit. They're not injured.
It wasn't a punishment of any kind. So now they're no longer the
tag team champions and the Bucks that correct me if I'm wrong. Did the
Young Bucks not win? It was a three way or a four way tag
team match some weeks ago, or maybe it was a wrestle dream to earn
the right to challenge for the aw World Tag Team titles, or am I
just completely imagining this? I could have sworn they did. But here we
are now heading into full gear and it's like they've just they've chosen to go
in a totally different direction now where the Bucks potentially could even be going heel.
You know, we'll see. I'm not exactly sure what they're going to
be doing a full gear, but as of right now, it doesn't look
like they're gonna be challenging for the Tag Belts, although I guess we have
a few weeks left they could announce a Tag Team Championship match. They are
okay, yeah, okay, People are saying they are the number one contenders.
Well that certainly. I don't think they've mentioned it, but okay,
I guess we'll find out. Speaking of championships though, up next, we
had Hikaru Shida defending her AW Women's World Championship against Willow Nightingale. Now,
I like will o' Nightingale. I think she's great. I enjoy her work.
But here we go again, another logic gap here on this show.
On Rampage on Friday, we had a women's four way to crown a number
one contender for Shida's AW Women's World Championship. That person was Abedant. Will
o' knight was one of the women in that fourway, and she lost.
Abdon won. So we had a special Halloween street fight basically between Abdon and
Sheidah on Collision Shidah one now here on Dynamite. Willo get the title shot
anyway, and Willow Nightingale's getting one on one with Hikarashida for the AW Women's
World Championship. So there you go. I don't know how you explain that,
but that's what we got here tonight. So Willow showed off her power
with a shoulder tackle and a low cross body for two. She'd have fought
back with a running knee in the corner, but she got caught by Nightingale,
who tried a standing switch but got sent to the floor, and she'da
met her with a diving crossbody that took us straight into the commercial break.
She'da got a two cat off of suplex coming back from the break. Nightingale
came back with an inziguri and a boot of her own, and Willow connected
on a spinebuster. Both women traded kicks off the middle rope. Sheida got
cut off in the corner. Nightingale wanted an Avalanche death valley driver, but
it was Shida who got her with an Avalanche falcon arrow and Nightingale kicked out
at one. Oh thank you, that's right. Nick Grosso mentioned she also
lost to Chris Statlander. That's right. I had forgotten about that. Well,
apparently that earns you a women's World championship match on this show. Well,
I guess you know what, I guess Sheida is a fighting champion,
right. They mentioned on commentary she's had I forgot three title defenses in the
last two weeks or something like that. At least we have people who actually
defend their championships here on this show. I guess that's a plus, but
the logic behind it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense. So Nightingale
wanted a doctor bomb, she'da turned it into a hurricane rana. They traded
pen attempts until she'da popped up hit, a niche strike, and then the
katana for the victory. I enjoyed the I think more than the crowd did.
The crowd really didn't seem to be responsive to what these women were doing
in the ring. They didn't seem all that excited about this. I don't
know why, but maybe it's the fact that they didn't really build this match
up and they just sort of threw it out there. Maybe that had something
to do with it, but I thought the work was solid. After the
match was over, Sheda and Willow they shook hands until Timeless Tony Storm came
out. One of my favorite parts of the show still is Timeless Tony Storm.
Even on a night where Dynamite frankly is not all that good, Timeless
Tony Storm always puts a smile on my face and screen goes black and white.
She has her new butler with her he's no longer Luther. Doctor Luther
is no more now he's Lutha Luha. That's how he's listed on their roster
page. He's Lutha. So Lutha comes out. He tried to present Chiitah
with a shoe and Sheida knocked it away. She smacked the shoe away,
and then she decked Tony, who was on stage. She was sitting down.
I don't know what she was doing. She was posing and she's sitting
on her ass, doesn't see Sheeta coming in with the niche strike and she
gets blasted by the way. I don't know if you saw collision on saturd
it was collision. He saw collision on Saturday. It had to be collision
because Tony Shravanni is the lead announcer now. On Collision, they basically told
Kevin Kelly, okay, you can fuck right off and slide over to your
left. So Shravanni now is back doing play by play, you know,
the main voice for the first time since the Nitro days. Tony Storm comes
out. It was actually after she dismatch, I believe, and she jumps
on the announced desk. She lays down on the announced desk and she's got
an orange in her hand, and she had an orange down her pants basically,
you know, by her ass, but it was like deep in there.
So she reaches into her and then this is from fancm video that you
could see this part on television because they were shooting it from her front.
But of course there's always somebody in the crowd with a fucking smartphone, and
you could see she basically like reaches into her uh whatever it was that she
was wearing, unless she's gonna scratch her ass or something. It's like a
giant ball though in her ass, and she pulls it out and it's an
orange, and she hands the orange to Tony Schavani and he took the orange.
Now, I guarantee you if that orange ended up going into the crowd,
that orange within twenty five minutes would have been on fucking eBay selling for
about seven thousand dollars. You put that on eBay, you write, you
don't think you put a caption up there? Hey, orange that was from
Tony Storm's ass. That thing is gonna sell. They're gonna put that in
the fucking museum. You're gonna have people paying top dollar for that, because
people are fucking weird mane people. Let me tell you something. Years ago
Britney Spears, a piece of chewed gum from Britney Spears was in a glass
case and somebody put it on eBay. Somebody go online and find me how
much did that gum sell for. I'm almost positive it's sold for like a
ridiculous amount of money, chewed gum from Britney Spears. So anyway, that's
what Tony Storm was doing on Saturday night. So there were no oranges coming
out of her ass here tonight she got blasted by a knee from Sheetah and
then she went off to the back. But we weren't done yet. This
was the segment that would not end, because then we came back to the
ring and we had Willow was in the ring. The lights went out.
Actually, when the lights came back on, Julia Hart was in the ring
standing behind Willow Nightingale. Because they have this other little side angle going on
where Julia Hard is corrupting sky Blue. Sky Blue looked like she was heading
for a heelter. Okay, it sold for fourth there you go. Okay,
fourteen thousand dollars a chewed piece of Britney Spears gum sold for fourteen thousand
dollars. You could buy a fucking car with that for chewed piece of Britney
spears gum. If I cheot a piece of gum right now and put it
up on eBay, how much do you think that would go for? You
don't think there's some freak out there who wouldn't be willing to spend forty eight
bucks on a piece of chewed gum from yours? Truly? Come on,
and a lot of freaks out there. So Julia puts her hand down.
She wants a handshake from Willow, and Willow looks like she's considering it.
Now here comes sky Blue. Sky Blue rolls into the ring and sky Blue
gets between Willow and Julia right gets in between them and gets up in Julia's
face. Juliet nods and sky Blue turns around to face Willow. So now
you're thinking, okay, here we come. Here it comes right, here
comes the heel turn. But then sky Blue turns back around and she spits
missed Blue missed into Julia's eyes, runs out of the ring. So it
was a swerve. Now, my question to you, does that make that
a swerve of a swerve? Because again it looked like she was gonna turn
heel, but then she didn't, and then she spat missed in her face
instead. I don't know, I don't know what's going on here, but
to me, this was this is a rampage angle that's playing itself out on
dynamite. I haven't been following all the intricacies. I know the basics of
this angle. I can't tell you that I am so interested in it that
I know all the ins and outs of it. But I know that Skyblue
looked like she was going heel, and now it looks like that's not going
to have. In the back, MJF was sitting on the ground. What
kind of gum sugar free xylotol gum? So MJF is sitting on the ground
in the back, he's staring at his clipboard and he looks very dejected.
The acclaim to Billy Gunn show up again. Castor had a garbage bag in
his hand. You could put this, You put parts of this fucking show
in that garbage bag. You could take that Tony con announcement and put that
in the garbage bag and then dump it in the incinerator. He's got a
garbage bag in his hand, and he said that they would be Max's partners
tonight, since he still hasn't found any They would be his partners on two
conditions. One, he would have to scissor them. What is the deal
with this show? You have people pulling oranges out of their ass. You
have people going around wanting to scissor each other? Is Russo writing this show?
What was going on here? The second condition, he would have to
wear what he had in the bag. MJF looked inside the garbage bag.
He absolutely refused. Nope, not doing it. Get lost. He said,
you know, I got one more group left to ask about being my
partner. And he went to turn around. The camera pans over and we
see Jeff Jarrett and I'm thinking to myself, you know we had sting earlier
on the show. We have Billy Gunn running around with the acclaimed in multiple
set. Today was Billy Gunn's sixtieth birthday. By the way, ok,
it looks great for sixty when he's sixty years old. We have Billy gun
on this show. We have Paul White come out looking like he can barely
fucking move. The camera pans over and now we have Jeff Jarrett, and
Jeff Jarrett is standing there and he's with Karen Jarrett and Jay Lethal and Sanjay
Dutt and Satin him sing and they all have smiles on their faces and they
are all they're ready, we're ready to help out Max, like they're ready
to be his partner. And MJF looks down at the garbage bag with a
resigned look on his face. So you knew what was coming. Elsewhere,
Renee was talking when Roderick Strong and the Kingdom rolled in. Where Roddy rolled
in, they called Adam Cole back on the phone. This is you know
this, this is you know what this is now, this is for me.
This is now getting to call Roman Reign's levels. That's what this is
getting to now, right, So again they call Adam Cole. Now they
get Adam call on the phone and Roddy he said, I can't believe that
MJF didn't pick us to be his partners tonight, and Cole told him to
shut the hell up and he hung up on him. You know, it
sucks that Adam Cole got hurt. It really sucks, and you know that
it fucked up all their plans that they had for whatever they were going to
do next with him in MJF and the Kingdom Roddy. So shit happens.
You have to adjust, you have to pivot to something else, and it's
just it's part of wrestling, right, People get hurt. But it's a
shame too, because I was enjoying the story and then he got hurt.
And now, honestly, with some of this stuff, it just feels like
it's jumped the sh I'm starting to feel now about this the way I felt
about the Bloodline after Summer Slipt. It's like, Okay, we were going
along all well, and then it's like you kind of hit that wall and
it's like, okay, this isn't really fun anymore. Now it just feels
now it just feels forced. Like before it was like pretty funny and entertaining,
and now it's like, what are we doing here? You know?
Come on? The main event was MJF and his partners, whoever they may
be again, Switchblade, j White, Juice Robinson and the Guns. It
was Bullet Club Gold. Bullet Club Gold came out first, then the acclaimed
part of Mac a good chunk of Max Caster's rap got censored. They muted
the sound for whatever reason, So I have no idea what he said,
nor did I care enough to go back and read his lips. MJF made
his entrance. He was decked out head to toe in pink. Nothing wrong
with that. Redhart made it work for an entire career, right down to
the matching pink scarf, and he had a shirt on that said scissor Me.
The crowd chanted happy birthday of Billy Gunn, who, as I mentioned,
turned sixty years old today. Robinson and Bowen's started things off, but
Billy and Austin got tagged into the match pretty quick, so we had father
and son squaring off here. Austin tripped up his dad hit a little shake,
rattle and roll until Billy decked both of his kids, and then he
told them to suck it. And that might be acceptable in some states.
I know they were in Kentucky tonight. I don't know how they do things
down there, but that is not appropriate in most states. So J White
made the tag. He tried to chop Billy Gunn tried to do a chop
battle with him, and he got chopped to the floor. Billet Club Gold
had to go regroup, he acclaimed and Billy. They wanted MJF to scissor
before the commercial, and he refused, so Bullet Club Gold isolated Anthony Bowen
during a picture and picture until Colton missed a corner splash. Bowens tagged in.
He scissored Billy Gunn before hitting the scissor me Timbers. MJF was about
to join in the scissoring when the acclaimed and Billy were pulled out of the
ring. Caster was getting picked apart until finally Bowen's and Billy they had enough,
and for whatever reason, Bryce Remsburg held back MJF and would not allow
him to join in. Finally, cast leapt up for the MJF hot tag.
MJF came in. He was a house of fire on Robinson and the
guns would not touch Jay White. He couldn't get his hands on him,
so they were keeping them apart. But then the chase was on. MJF
was going after j White and Austin and Colton tripped him up, tried for
the three ten to Yuma. MJF fought out of it with the DDT followed
by a kangaroo kick and j White snuck in from behind, hit the blade
runner and pinned MJF in the middle of the ring as clean as you could
possibly expect. I'm not saying there wasn't a lot of shenanigans going on here
in this match with the Guns, but hell of a lot cleaner than I
expected this finish to be. And I certainly didn't expect MJF to be the
one taking the loss. If their team was gonna lose, he wasn't the
one I was expecting to keep the pinfall here. After the match, the
Guns and Juice Robinson brawled with the acclaimed to Billy Gunn. They left j
White alone holding the big Birdbery belt. He was waiting for MJF to get
up. He was gonna hit him with it. J White charged at him
and Max Caster got in the way. He pushed MJF out of harm's way,
and he took the bullet in the form of the belt from MJF Championship.
It is still his belt, even though Jay White's been the one walking
around within that four weeks. So Castor eats a belt shot, MJF is
just staring them down After bullet Club bails and Billy gun and Bowen's are checking
on Max Castor and Castor puts his hand up slowly. He wants the scissor.
He wants MJF to scissor because that was part of the agreement, and
he thinks about it and he's like, nah, I'm not doing it.
So Billy Gunn gets up in Mjf's face and he's screaming at him after everything
that he's done for you, Max, you get in there and you scissor
this man. So MJF goes to one corner, Billy Gunn goes to the
other. You get castor and Bowen's in the other corners. They all come
together in the middle of the ring and they all scissor each other to close
out the show. It was a fine main event, nothing more. And
j White pinning the AW World Champion it doesn't bother me as much as I
know it bothers some other people. I would not have pinned MJF. I
would not have done that. But it doesn't bother me because this is the
title match that is your main event for your next pay per view. We
already know the JY is getting a shot at the AW World Champion. Now
what this does is it establishes him as a threat because you can have him
go out there and cut promos and he can steal the man's belt, all
right, But this is his first time challenging for the world Championship here in
this company. And I assume they're going on last. They should fucking go
on last. Right, It's gonna be his first pay per view main event
for this company, you know, one on one against against the champion.
It establishes him as a threat. Now. It makes it seem kind of
obvious that he's not gonna win the belt now, but it establishes him in
his finishing move as a threat because he hit blade Runner and MJF did not
kick out. Now, if MJF would have kicked out a blade Runner,
that would have been fucking dumb. And I have actually a lot of respect
for Baron Corbin. Now, why do I think of Baron Corbin all of
a sudden because I mentioned finishing moves. Baron Corbin did an interview with Chris
Van Vliet and he talked in there about his conversations with the Undertaker and when
the the Undertaker would come down to the PC. He remembers asking a question
of him about, you know, when do you know that it's time to
reinvent yourself. And Undertaker was kind of stumped by this and he said,
that's a great question and couldn't give him an answer right away, but you
know, he pulled him aside after and gave him all kinds of advice.
And one of the pieces of advice that the Undertaker gave him very early on
this is years ago, this is not recently. Years ago in his career
was protect your finish. Don't let other people. They'll come a time,
but don't let other people kick out of your finish. So if you're wondering
why the End of Days is one of the most protected finishing moves in all
of wrestling, right the bro kick and the End of Days, it goes
back to the advice that Undertaker gave him early in his career. He said,
even when he wrestled John Cena, I think they had a match at
SummerSlam, and he said, you know, Sena came up to him and
said, okay, what's the plan, and Corbin said, only have one
request. I don't kick out of your finish, but I ask that you
don't kick out of mine. And he said, seeing it told them done,
and he didn't want to have Drew McIntyre kick out of it at WrestleMania
last year. He fought against it, he fought hard against it, but
he was vetoed and I think Drew McIntyre was still the only person to kick
out of that move. So protecting finishers feels like a lost art in wrestling,
right because people hit their finishers and everybody kicks out of gazillion fucking times.
Sometimes it works. We saw Sean Michaels and the Undertaker kick out of
each other's finishes at WrestleMania. It's twenty five and it's the greatest WrestleMania match
of all time. It just depends on who's involved, It depends on the
event, it depends on the circumstances in the situation. Sometimes it works,
other times it's overkilled, And I just feel like in wrestling today it's just
complete and total overkill because everybody does it well. At what point does it
cease being a finishing maneuver if you can't finish off your opponent with it?
So I like the fact that he dropped him with the Blade Runner he did
not get up. It makes that move a threat to MJF now at full
gear. Every time he goes for that move. The crowd should be like,
oh shit, right, that should be their reaction if he drops them
with that move, that's going to be the story now in this match the
commentators will be talking about I mean, it would be commentary malpractice for them
not to right. The target will be the Blade Runner, and if he
hits it, we're going to have a new champion. That's the story they
were communicating tonight to the audience. I didn't mind that. It's not a
bad story to tell, and look, Jay White now has something to brag
about going into the paper. But at the end of the show, they
gave the people the happy moment, they gave them the scissoring, which is
what they wanted to see, and so that was fine. But when this
show was over, this felt like this felt to me, I can't even
call it the worst dynamite of the year. I feel like I've seen worse.
What was that chain saw that the Texas Chainsaw episode, Right, that's
one example. It was not the worst dynamite I saw all year, but
it will rank I think is one of the one of the lowest rated ones
of the entire year. For me, it's just I don't know it just
everything feels cold right now. I'm enjoying the Tony storm stuff, you know,
her gimmick overhaul. I know we're gonna get a lot of great matches
of full gear, including MJF and J White. We just had that great
match with MJF and Kenny Omega on Saturday. But it just feels very cold
right now, just how it feels. And I hope for you know,
for their sake. Now we're heading into the new year soon and they're adding
another pay per view and twenty twenty four, I'm positive we're going to be
getting a lot more new pay per views added to the calendar, and I
just hope that the stories that they create are compelling enough to keep things interesting
and get people paying for the pay per views because one of my concerns here
is that Tony Khan is still the end all be all in this company.
And I know he talks about having creative assistance and people helping him out and
offering ideas and stuff, but you know, he's still the guy and he's
doing everything, And at what point does the guy burn himself out because he
just insists on, you know, being the being the Vince Bitmann frankly,
you know, because Vince was always in the center of everything, and so
is Tony Khan. If they're going to add more shows, I hope they
can keep up with that pace. But as far as tonight, this was
not one of my favorite episodes of Dynamite. As far as Rampage, on
Friday, l e Hodel Vikingo is back and he is actually going to be
part of a three way match against Command and Penta, which sounds pretty wild.
The Guns take on Christopher Daniels and Matt Sidell, Marina Shaffir takes on
sky Blue, and trend Peretta takes on Daniel Garcia and on Collision. On
Saturday, we know Lance Archer is wrestling Garbi, Allen Swerve, Strickland wrestles
are Fox and the Acclaim will have their sixty nine days celebration to sixty nine
because I think it's is that there's sixty ninth day as Trios champions. I
believe that might be why it's sixty nine day. So if you've got nothing
better to do on a Saturday night, you can go ahead and have a
sixty nine day celebration. I will be streaming after Crown Jewel so that's where
my focus will be. My focus will be on Roman Reigns against La Knight
and Seth Rolins against Drew McIntyre, and Bianca bell Air against EO Sky,
all of which should be very very good matches. Take a look at the
poll for tonight. Yeah, there you go, that's what I expected.
We're below the equator line on tonight's show forty eight percent thumbs up, fifty
two percent thumbs down. How often does that happen? Not very often,
but with almost a thousand votes in, we are sub fifty percent on this
episode of Dynamite. People just did not like this show. Did not like
this show. People have spoken. Go ahead and speak, let your voice
be heard. Chime in on the Twitter machine and let me know what you
thought of this show. I'm sure people are very opinionated. In the comments
section, I can't see it right now. I can only see the score,
but I will read through your comments later when I sign off. Here,
let's take a look at your super chats again. The goal for tonight
on the likes was four hundred, so we are already at four thirty.
So we will do be the booker a little bit. But let's see if
we can get them up even higher. Lady Firepanda, thank you for the
twenty bucks firepen to always appreciate your help on these streams and your support with
some more tales from the ancient texts. Solo Monster once uploaded four hundred videos
in a year. He claims the time zone difference made it possible, as
people could get the videos at different times. That is true. That is
true, Lakers Pats. When La Knight wins, Vince pulls a January sixth
on WWE Headquarter, come on, come on now, the guy is the
CEO. He doesn't have to break in. You know, he's got a
key. Unfortunately, he's got a key. All he has to do is
key in a less ari Emanuel change the locks. Now, that would be
fucking funny. If ari Emanuel change the locks and Vince is trying to get
in, like damn it, we'll just can't work. I would laugh.
Brother Fluff Salisbury, I just want to wish my friend Brett Stewart the best
of luck with his new wrestling podcast, The Wrestling Horror Podcasts. Well that's
one way for a cheap plug, Brother Fluff, thank you, and go
check out the Wrestling Horror Podcast shout out to all of our channel members as
well. Appreciate you guys very much, including Max Justin with the gifted memberships
all you guys, Thank you, thank you very much. El Massey,
who is under mjf's Devil mass, what does your gut tell you? My
gut doesn't tell me anything. I mean, honestly, I thought it would.
I thought it would be Roddy, and I don't know if it's gonna
end up being Roddy or not. If I had to take a guess,
I would still say Roderick Strong, you know, and whenever he's on screen
and then we see the devil, it's some manipulation there, So Roddy would
have been my guess. I don't really have a better answer for you right
now. I don't know what direction he's going in with this, so I'm
gonna stick with Roddy. Justin g the Devil mask is totally jungle Jack Perry
am I right? Oh? You know what that would be? That would
be another possible answer. You haven't seen jungle Jack since do we have a
name? Last year it was brawl Out. I guess we'll call it brawl
in. Okay, so ever, since Brawl In, we have not seen
Jack Perry. Jack Perry is a smaller man. We know the person in
the devil mask is a small man, and him and MJF do have history.
It again, you know those scathing promos and those scathing insults that MJF
had about him heading into that killer's four way, a double or nothing,
So it could trace back to that. I'm hoping actually in a few weeks
Dynamite. I think it is a Thanksgiving week. I think Dynamite is in
Chicago. And I've been saying this now for weeks. I don't want to
see Jack Perry back on TV until Dynamite is in Chicago. When they get
to Chicago, that is the night that Jack Perry should make his return to
television, him being under the devil mask. It is possible. It is
possible. Kyle Parker with the twenty dollars super Chat says, here is a
random twenty bucks Kyle, thank you. I hope you're doing well after the
other night. I'm thinking about you. Thank you. Sir. Paul Carpenter
with the five dollars, I think it was corny as hell to make MJF
look like punk to Wardlow, I guess looked like punk or look like a
punk to Wardlow. Yeah he's a scary guy or whatever. But they made
him look really weak as a champion. Yeah, but they've done that at
various points during this run. I mean, he'll go from being serious to
being goofy from one segment to the next. So I mean you could say
that about a good chunk of his brain. To be perfectly honest with you,
I'm not disagreeing with you, but it's not like that's the first time
that's happened. Retro koh, if you think that's messed up. Did you
hear about how Amaranth is making beer with her own yeast and selling it?
What? Who's Amorand I don't even know who that is. Who's amaran making
beer with her own yeast and selling it? Is that how Jay Usso says
it? By the way, yeast, yeast yeast? Anyway, Dylan Hensley
with the five bucks. Today we had a Battle Royal class. Oh the
Battle Royale. I do love these updates too. It was really fun and
I learned that you were not supposed to bump until you're one of the last
guys in the match. See, I would not have known that, but
I do enjoy these updates from Dylan. Dylan, for those who don't know,
is training to be a wrestler, and so he's sharing his progress and
his knowledge with all of us. So when he hits a bit, we'll
get the first interview here on the sound though I'm sure Prince vegeta ninety five.
I like MJF and all, but I don't think he needed to be
the longest reigning AW champion. I think Kenny Omega should have kept that record.
I honestly think that the perfect guy to take it off of him now
is Swerve. I just asked the question the other night about who I thought
the first black AW world champion would be. I think somebody said in the
next year or two. I'm not sure we're going to have one in the
next year or two, but I think he said Swerve Starks, and he
may have named somebody else, and I said, I think it would be
Swerve. I think Swerve has the best chance of being that guy and being
a world champion, because you know the guy. The guy can go.
We know that, and I think he could absolutely carry that title at some
point. I just don't see I don't see his path in the next six
or nine months, but beyond that, you know, in the latter part
of twenty twenty four, could I see Swerve getting a run as the AW
World champion. I could see that short. Just imagine the dance that Nana
would do if he wins the AW World time. I can't wait for that,
though, man, I can't wait for that Swerve Mike Bailey House of
Glory. It's gonna be huge. It's gonna be huge. Salamasu does not
watch anime, so his pronunciations crack me up. What anime? Oh?
Is that an anime name? Let me go back here, Look a m
O. You are a n T h amaran? Is that not how it's
pronounced? I mean, come on, most people would look at that and
pronounce it that way. At least I call anime anime. The first time
I saw anime, I thought I called it a nime. And I remember
the first time I ever said that. Somebody looked at me and they thought
they thought. I thought I had a third eye in the middle of my
head the way they looked at me. I go, what is that?
What is this a nime? They go, It's not a nime, it's
anime. But the first time I heard Wala, I said on the podcast.
In fact, I said, Whale Man, I heard Wale's new music.
Until I eventually heard from Wala, I was like, okay, all
right, I got it. I got it. Magician Sapphire with the ten
bucks three things Tony Kahan needs to start doing. Number one, hire a
booking team for his shows. So now I'm being told that it's not amarand
that is anime. It's a vegetin. Well then what the hell is Amir?
I still don't know what amraan is? So okay, So they were
talking about Prince Prince vegeta. Vegeta is not veggie ta? So what is
it? How is it pronounced? School me, school me? I want
to make sure I'm pronouncing it correct. Okay, dg ta okay, all
right, so Prince bg tah ninety five, thank you for the super jaw.
You're happy now vg TA. Magician Sapphire continues things that Tony con needs
to be doing heat up Ring of Honor while keeping its content, keeping its
content. I assume he's saying off of aw and stop with the important announcements.
He needs a wake up. He looks like he just woke up.
Did you see that? He had BedHead, like he just rolled out of
bed when he may have been announced. Look a nap the Juliette three sixteen.
Congrats to World Series champions the Texas Rangers. Okay, well that spoils
the World Series for me. Thank you, congratulate. I'm just kidding,
but I did not know that, So congrats to the Texas Ranger. There
you go, the real CSO two. Shout out to night wand who just
subscribed the Real CSO two. Tony Kahan's big announcements are what raw legends is
to WW, nothing but a cheap way to get more people to tune in.
But honestly, it doesn't work anymore. The reason it doesn't work anymore
is because the announcements are shit. That's why it doesn't work. The next
time he announces a big announcement after tonight, you think people are gonna care,
You think people are gonna tune in for that. That's the problem.
When you hype something up and you have an announcement like that that goes over
like a fart in church, that's what happens. That's the reaction. You're
gonna get jazz Jack Rabbit. I'm buying into the edging Christian program. Thoughts
on this name for when Copeland and Christian reunite See and See Wrestling Factory.
I'm gonna make your mom sweat well, I'll give you points for creativity.
I don't know if I don't know if that's a good name for them.
That is a very creative, very clever name. And I fear that only
nineties babies or eighties babies will actually get that joke. Rojo bet jungle Boy
is a waste of TV time. Jungle Boy is but Jack Perry, that's
different though, Jack Perry, Man would Jack Perry? Come on, man,
I think of Hollywood, Jack Perry a chance? We have got abusika
with the dollar ninety nine MJF wrestling like a one swabo is beyond me?
L a e w Okay, somebody type that into Google. What is a
one swaboo? Abusika? Thank you for the dollar ninety nine. I just
learned a new word now, I'm curious what it means. Jeremy thunderstrikes.
Oh shit, I just realized they were all pause the tsunami splash. I
pause them. I forgot the unpause now They're going to be coming in hot
and heavy here. That tsunami was waiting in there for like thirty minutes probably,
I'm sorry. All right, well, they're coming in now. All
the super chats are gonna be coming in there. He is, ladies and
gentlemen, sad hockey talk man, no longer the longest reigning intercontinental champion of
all time. You gotta put now. He's the former longest reigning intercontinental champion
of all time. Can you imagine if I would have gone off the air
with all of the superchat's pause. I wonder if then when I came on
Friday night for the SmackDown Stream, if there would have been a deluge of
just fucking dynamite superchats coming in at the very beginning. Oh man, oh
man, All right, well again, let me know what one swabu means.
Jeremy thunderstrikes sick right now, but not as sick as I am of
these disappointing major announcements that could have been a tweet. Now I'm not gonna
believe him anymore. It's the boy who cried wolf. The boy who cried
Wolf is Tony Khan, Kyle Parker. There's your creepy Jeff Hardy super chat
there. So we're working our way through. We're working our way through here.
I'll let them catch up. I think where was the last Kyle Parker
is back here? Right? Oh my god? All right here, try
to sink. We'll try to sync them up with what's on screen. Oh
man, hey, Luise, thank you. Man. Max said it's a
Jamaican cactus from the Mario Brothers game. A Jamaican cactus. Oh shit,
it says raw review. That's right. How come you didn't tell me that
before? Man? I am all discombobulated here. What is going on?
People are gonna tune in thinking, Wait a minute, is this a replay
from Monday Night? What's going on here? I gotta change this now,
hold on, hold on, hold on, here we go, all right,
all right now it's officially the aw Dynamite Review. You're happy now?
Now it is the Dynamite Review. Look at Tony. I feel like I
need some of that snow on Tony Kahn's desk right there there he is,
there's a snow. Man, get my shit. I gotta get my shit
together here, man, I gotta get my shit together or I gotta send
myself packet. I mean, I am packed. I'm gonna have to send
myself back vg tah. You're still going on about this anime stuff. All
right, Let's see where we left off here, Steve, Steve, Yeah,
you and me, You and me both, we didn't notice. There's
CM punk girlfriend ego CM punk here yougo. Look at those lashes, look
at those hoops. I don't even know. I don't even know the last
super chat where we left off here, because they're still cycling through, all
right, where we leave off here, Jazz, we got Rojo Beart night
wand again Night one subscribed after what Night one just saw. I'm sure he
is now unsubscribed. That's okay, night one night Wan. Thank you,
Zi vostren tolem grend No no no no no no no no ah. Oh
man, he says. Vegeta is promounced, is pronounced begi Ta okay,
Veggie Ta. I feel like I'm doing uh Rosetta stone here. I'm doing
duo lingo here live on the street, Veggie Ta. Thank you very much
though, for the five bucks. Thank you, uh luis with the five
dollars super Chat. Tony condis to shut up when it comes to these big
anouns. Smith's Arcana Night Joker is not impressed. Yeah, Zeevoster and your
your first super chat was premode premoted by uh Well, who was who dropped?
It was that Jam? Might have been Jam? It was Jam.
I think it was Jam, Well Jam, he dropped the two hundred dollars
bomb, I can excuse it. I'm gonna I'm gonna cut him some slack.
You take it up with him, don't blame me, uh Luis Arcana
Night Joker? What the fuck? I mean? What are we talking about
here? You always have the obscure references. You never tell me who it
is you're talking about. Ed Swaggle. Veggie Tah equals fahi tah? What
am I fucking moron? Now? You gotta spell things out from me.
I got it, I got it, Veggie Tah, I got it,
veg. But don't pronounce the J like an h. Don't pronounce the J.
Yeah, I kind of got them. I know how to say Beahita
Moroa one two zero zero four aw Adding more pay per views have positively affected
the product, especially they're focused on storylines. You agree or disagree with that
statement? And what I honestly don't know if you could attribute that to there
being more pay per views or not. I think that we are getting more
stories on the show. Whether or not those stories are resonating with people as
a whole other conversation. But there is a point I think where you have
too many shows. I don't think they need one show every month. I
have no issue with them adding more shows, but I think six to eight
is the sweet spot. I don't think they need twelve, but that's probably
where they're going. Where they're going to be heady if they ever go on
max, people won't have to pay fifty bucks for every show. They can
have as many shows as they want to. But I think I think,
uh, well, I lost my train of thought. Thanks next jam JM
with the twenty five bucks pause, super Chats raw review slide. All that's
missing is pre mode and well I could always count on you. Thank you
JM. Retro Koh Prince Veggie Tah from dragon Ball. Also it's dragon Ball.
I thought it was a Pokemon. What there's this? There's too many
things going on here. We have we have dragon Ball, we have Pokemon,
we have anime. We have that woman's name that you still haven't told
me. Who that is that person I mentioned before? Okay, so this
person from Dragonball, all the people of his race are named after vegetable puns.
Aside from that, there is no relation to vegetables. Okay, so
they're not vegetarian. So then what are some of the other vegetable pun names?
Is there somebody named after a turnip, nato, cucumber? What are
some of the other names? J M says, did you call me J
White? Did I may have I don't know, another bream mode for you.
I'm much better, I may much better promo than him. Did I
call you J White? You should be honored if I call you Jawin and
Wapatappa Wardlow, like we give a batch wapatapa thank you for the dollar ninety
nine. Thank you, sir. I don't know what the fuck that was,
but that was a very interesting Superchat segment there. You know what,
I think I did call JMJ White? But that's okay because J White pinned
the aw World Champion tonight, so you should take that as a badge of
honor. Look at him, look at the artwork there. Doesn't that title
look good on him? Come on, that could be your next world champion,
right, there that could be your next world champion. Don't don't argue
if I call you J White. You should be proud of that. Nothing
to be ashamed of. All right, let's be the booker, Ladies and
gentlemen, it is now time to be the booker. I don't know how
this turned into an anime stream, but let's book some matches and then we'll
get back to your superchats and your questions here if there are anymore. This
stream is on par with tonight's Dynamite. That's bullshit. This stream is far
more entertaining than dynamite tonight. How dare you? How dare you? All
right? Be the booker. There's no way we can top what we did
the other night, but we can try. We begin with Cash Wheeler,
mister conceal and carry himself, everybody. Cash Wheeler, one of the true
members of the Bang Bang Gang, is up first here and be the book
and cash Wheeler, firing on all cylinders, will go one on one with
the Rock. Cash Wheeler and the Rock. I like that match. I
don't know, I just like that match. It's a very interesting combination there,
the Rock against cash Wheeler. How do I look at if the Rock
is on my show. It's an automatic bell. Right he goes into the
main event. I make a lot of money, I sell a lot of
tickets. How can I give that a buzzer? Come on, use your
head. Here's the former aw Women's World Champion Sorea, and Sorea is going
to be stepping into the ring. And who will Soreya be wrestling? It
will be Bailey, Bailey and Page. Did Bailey ever wrestle Page when Page
was still in WWE? I don't remember if they had a match, Bailey
and Sorea. Now we get to tag team be the booker. We get
Alec Shelley and Chris Saban, the Motor City machine Guns former I believe four
time. I believe Impact Wrestling tag team champions. This is already gonna be
a win. I could tell this is gonna be a bell right here.
MotorCity machine Guns taking on the New Day. That'd be a hell of a
match. Hell of a match there between the MotorCity machine Guns and the New
Day. And that, my friends, is what you call a clean sweep.
That is how be the booker should be every single week? Ding ding
ding? All right, who else we got here? We got some more
super chats here a few more. Ed Swaggle says Biirus is also from Dragonball?
Is that where based Bearus, god of Seduction got his name? Luis
says, what match would you like to see? More Roman reigns against La
Knight or Roman reigns against MJF. Roman reigns against MJF. It's a match
I would like to see and print. You're making me do this, aren't
you? Prince Veggie Tah, there we go with the dollar ninety nine,
says a Veggieta equals Prince of all Scions. Indeed, I agree. It's
like when they used to say Supersena would turn into super Scian super Scian Sena.
Oh that's right. You know the New Day did dress up as one
of those Dragon Ball characters of WrestleMania one year? Was it Vegita that they?
You know, every time I say his name now I have to like
slowly spell it out. But the New Days into all that stuff, you
know, they're into anime and and uh Nintendo and video games up up down
down, all that all that stuff. We have got another super Chet coming
in. Who is this? Oh it's our it's our new friend here,
Zavostrin with the five dollars super Chat. The next time you see Lord Friza
on stream, you are going to have to tell him this story about learning
to pronounce. Beg ta keep up the great work. You know. I
haven't heard from Lord Freeze in a while, and I hope he's doing okay.
I hope he's still tuning in. I have not heard from him though
in a while, so say hello, if you're listening to this, Lord
Freeze, let me know that you're okayoohooh, thank you, Jam with the
twelve dollars, thank you, and shoosh Superchat. I may go Jay White
and steal your winged Eagle belt and leave Moxley, who guards your belts,
bleeding on my way out. Moxley's already bleeding, so he's already beating you
to the punch. He is already wearing the Crimson mask wherever he may be.
And all you people making fun of me, Karma has a funny way
of coming back to bite you on the ass. Just remember that, Uh
what what base? What base? With the dollar ninety nine coming in first?
Super chest now no, no, not for super Chat twentieth twentieth Superchat,
not first from what base? Here on the stream. Dollar ninety nine
says sion equals say say yin. It's all right, you're learning. Oh
so it's not signing now, it's saying, you know this anime shit is
really pissing me off because every fucking word has some weird pronunciation to it.
It doesn't just like you can't just look at it on a on a screen
or on a sheet of paper and know how to say it. It's got
all these weird pronunciations to it. Every fucking word I get wrong, bullshit,
man, Yeah, you know what, retro You're right. So here's
the thing about Duo Lingo. If you never use it, it's a very
very good, very useful language learning app that you can download. You can
learn all kinds of languages. But the problem is if you miss a lesson,
or frankly, even if you don't miss a lesson, it has a
bird that's part of the logo. All right, So I think twitter right,
and that fucking bird will constantly just nag the shit out of you and
just constant reminder after remote you miss the lesson today, I want to take
that bird. I want to skin it alive. So after a while I
just said fuck this. I'm not using this anymore because this bird was really
pissing me off. But I gotta get back into it. But I got
to figure out a way to turn off the alert so the bird doesn't start
annoying me again. An owl. Oh it's an owl, all right,
Fuck me, it's an owl. JM with the four bucks fun stream,
take care of brother. Hey you too, my friend. Thank you for
all the love the two hundred bounds from jam everybody. Let's give him a
yes chance because the man deserves it. He deserves it. I have a
good night, my friend. I will hopefully be seeing you on Friday.
Skywalker. Can you congratulate my Texas Rangers and Mad Max. Congratulations to the
Texas Rangers on winning the twenty twenty three World Series. The Mighty Gundhar salutes
you, as does Zombie Solo Monster, who is currently out with his girlfriend
and his new favorite sexual position. And only those of you who listen to
the sound off on Sunday will know what I'm talking about. But if you
missed the Halloween episode, you need to go back and listen to what Zombie
Solo Monster said at the beginning of my podcast. It was obscene and he
has been banished until next year. Is there a SmackDown stream on Friday?
Yes? There is, yeah, so I shall let you know now.
So there is a SmackDown stream on Friday night. Well, actually wait,
it's a tape show, isn't it. It is a tape show all right.
Well, as of right now, it'll be a SmackDown stream on Friday.
I forgot that it's taped, so eh, yeah, as of right
now, there probably will be a SmackDown stream on Friday, Saturday afternoon,
late afternoon when Crown Jewel is over. I'll be live on YouTube then as
well. Then you get a podcast on Sunday, and then back for raw
on the YouTube channel on Monday. So a lot of content coming up.
I got you guys covered, so you don't have to worry about that.
Did I catch South Park's news special? I did not, No Skywalker,
thank you for that nineteen ninety nine. I should be thanking you. It's
very very kind to you. Juan says, I will go nuclear on you
if you play all I want for Christmas is you before Thanksgiving? Well,
why would I do that? Then I get demonetized for Mariah Carrey. It's
not worth it Hall and Oats. One day, maybe maybe I'll play Hall
and Oats and just say fuck it. We got enough super Chats it could
cover for the lost AD revenue on that particular video. Then we'll play Hal
and Oats. But no, I'm not playing right Samoa bro Hey Skywalker again,
thank you. Jace Beers says, I've got chicken in the kitchen.
Well, then you better go eat, not let that chicken go. Ben,
Now you're making me hungry. Don't worry. You're gonna be hearing all
I want for Christmas on the radio very soon. You won't have to wait
that much longer. Trust me, you're not gonna be able to escape it.
But does anybody listen to the radio anymore? Honestly? Just realize,
like, does anybody even bother listening to FM radio anymore? But you might
hear it in the store. Though you might go into like a CBS or
a Walgreens or something. You'll probably hear it in there over the PA system.
Yeah, the Christmas music guy. I can't I can't stand it.
I can't stand it. But you know what, it is almost Thanksgiving and
I always every Thanksgiving, I always make sure I watch Plaines Trains and Automobiles
because it is an annual Thanksgiving tradition. It is the it is the quintessential
Thanksgiving film. So I will have to make sure it's like I watch Halloween
every Halloween. I will have to watch Plaines Trains and Automobiles. John Candy,
John can didn't you just celebrate a birthday? I think I miss John
Candy. He was taken from the world way too soon. Hey, magician
sapphirere coming in laid here with a five dollars super chat says, watch the
Tiger Mask w anime. It has Kenny Omega, aj Styles, Tanahashi and
Okada. I just want to know what that anime is that Cody Rhodes is
in. I saw Cody tweeted or quote tweeted a clip a few weeks ago.
I guess he's in some kind of anime. They put his character in
there and his head exploded. There was a bomb inside of his head and
it exploded. I want to know what the name of that anime is.
Yeh, Tuesday. I think Tuesday would have been his birthday. You know.
John Candy was Canadian one of Canada's greatest exports, second only to Brett
Hart. And Wayne Gretzky. It was John Candy. The three greatest Canadians
of all time, right there, Brett Hart, Wayne Gretzky and John Candy.
And maybe put Martin Short on there, and then we'll put Steve Mellow
at number five. How about that? Chris Manson has been a channel member,
a sound up legend for thirty months thirty Do I think the World's End
paper view will be based on mjf's contract situation? Based on it? Maybe?
If you mean, if you're talking legitimately. Do I think his contract
status is up in the air. I don't. I think he's already resigned.
But could they play off of his contract status? I don't know why
they wouldn't. I mean, he hasn't shut up about the whole Bidding War
of twenty twenty fourth thing for the last couple of years, so they probably
will. That's right. Matthew Perry was Canadian. His wife forgot about that.
Matthew Perry was Canadian. Not in the top five though, but he
did just pass away and Magician Sapphire. That's called Captain Laser Hawk. It
is on Netflix. Okay, so that's the anime where Cody Rhodes head explodes,
Captain laser Hawk. Now you guys know where to go find it.
Hey, zebothern thank you, brother, have yourself a good night. Don't
be a stranger, come on back. Although I might have scared a few
people away tonight, hopefully not. Luis coming in with a five dollars supercher.
Hey, Luise, look at that Luis has the yellow He's got the
gold skull. I didn't realize that Luis is one of the OG's here on
the channel. He's got the gold skull next to his name, says FM
Radio. Here in Los Angeles Country or Los Angeles County, it's big enough.
Kat California is big enough to be its own country. Los Angeles County
is way more dead than Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift's combined career.
Taylor Swift, her career is dead. Luis, you need to get
out more, brother. Every fucking NFL game, they won't shut up about
her. I think, I think, Tyler Swift. I don't know what's
wrong with me tonight. I swear there's nothing in this mug that would make
me this way. Taylor Swift is doing just fine, all right, Well,
this has been a very interesting stream. I tell you what, I
was way more entertained talking to you guys and hanging out with you than I
was this fucking aw show. Tonight, Brett Breakfast broad is with us.
This is fun. I normally have work on Thursdays and can't stay up to
enjoy this. See what you're missing out on? See all the insanity you're
missing out on here? Well, well, so we'll try to replicate this
on Friday. Forgot the smack down as a tape show man. That kind
of takes the piss out of it. But probably be back here with you
on Friday. I'm not even sure what the card looks like. And then
again Crown Jewel, which reminds me I gotta talk to Steve about that.
But Crown Jewel coming up on Saturday. Thank you for all the super chats,
KGB. This stream is giving me the Jay and Cody press conference vibes.
You know what, that's actually a great analogy. I think I think
you're right. Who does that make me though? Cody or Jay? Probably
Cody, right, I think I'm more of a Cody guy. I'll see
you guys on Friday.