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what's up? Welcome everybody to a fun stream. Forget the have y'all
heard of this? I don't know, don't tell me its streams that don't
do good? Come on, now, come on, now, what's up?
So I was about the rat, But if I don't have a good
connection, this is Oh yeah, we got some nice super chats already.
Thank you to the cheap skate super chatters sending in those big one dollars much
appreciated. Is it good now? It looks like a streaming, looks like
it's nice now you know what I'm saying. We got a nice steady stream.
Okay, looking good? Y'all want to catch up with our witch friends
and our star seeds and our evangelical preachers. We gotta check up on them.
We gotta check in. We gotta see what the gurus are up to.
We gotta get enlightened. We gotta open up our third eye. Gotta
throw a can of beans out out the front door for good luck. All
those occult practices, throwing pental beans, throwing a canna wet fresh wet penthal
beans out the door for good luck. Y'all heard of that. That's a
Satanic practice. One O. One first thing you do when you join the
church Satan they make you throw pentalo beans out the front door for good luck.
Uh. But for real, though, a lot of stuff going on.
TikTok is converting a lot of these chicks, a lot of these Where's
all them? Where my male witch is at? It's all women on TikTok
because of the goddess. But I'm pretty sure there's male witches too. Where
they at? Like you know what I'm saying, Like a warlock with a
cape? Where's the warlocks at? Warlocks represented? It's all women. I
feel like this is a genderest operation and that men are not sufficiently represented in
warlock dumb right, So I got so this is a particularly gen Z problem,
you know what I'm saying. This is a gen Z problem. It's
not a problem for boomers. Very few, very few boomer witches. I
mean there's a couple out there. Rachel highlights them in her books, Jamie
covers them on her channel. You know what I'm saying. She's the old
school, the old guard of witches. Well, where the warlocks at?
Where my warlocks? Set warlocks on strike because they're not getting the same benefits
as the women. A lot of warlocks is on EBT cards right now.
Governments issue in ebt cards with a little bat on the side of it for
the warlocks. Warlocks are having to buy eye of newt, toe of bat
with EBT cards, and a lot of places don't even take a warlock ebt.
You go to Costco, it rings up empty, don't work. We
got to go down the dollar store, right, you know what I'm saying.
And so the problem is the reason that a lot of men's is gonna
be turning to to witchcraft is because all the chicks are gonna be witch is
they won't have any game to spit unless they become warlocks. Because, ay,
this is not about Jamie, by the way, this is this is
today's Today's song is about gen Z problems. You know what I'm saying.
Hey, oh hey, my girl, whiz though, Oh hey, oh
my girl, whiz though. Oh no, she got twenty five bells of
food ride daddied in the backyard. I'm a writ todd. Oh my girlove
whiz though, Oh my girl love. Huh. She started out as an
art whole, my whole. She got on tick tick she a witch.
Now my house, my girl, Oh whiz though, my girl, Oh
whiz though. I want to play cards with my homeboys, my hole.
I want a playgofish oh with my home boys. I ho, my girl,
bring terrort cards, I hope, I said, what's that terrort card
right there? She said, that's a death card. Oh uh, oh,
that's a death card. Twenty five barrels of your ride in the backyard.
It's a death card. Oh. It went from a tarot card to
my terror card. Oh, my girl, Oh whiz though, my parrol
she oh whizz though. Oh, she took my e B T H and
she bought back wings from aunt C. She emptied out my t E B
T card. My girl is my girl loves though horror, My girl,
old whiz though withh them tarrot cards. She took my e B T and
she pimp out up broomstick. She put simp juice in my pimp juice.
It's a witch's brew. And now I'm chipping our forties of a witch's brew
full of simp juice. It's a spell now anyway, I was all in
frov. What do y'all think of that? Which'all think of? That?
Was? I got three dollars super chest. Ever, when I start singing,
When I start singing, usually the super chests, the pay piggy start
flowing. That pay piggy bacon starts sizzling when I start saying anyway, maybe
y'all get inspired here in a minute, it's spoil. Maybe I'll getting a
sport. Maybe I'll get in a sport. Pretty good, not gonna lie,
of course. I mean, I'd say eight out of ten of our
freestyle songs pretty hype, pretty hype. You know what I'm saying. I
mean, every now and then there's a stink bomb, but even the stink
bombs are still kind of fun. So anyway, she oh with so again,
it's all improv too. If you do want to support the stream and
you're feeling generous, super chats are done very easily through stream labs. You
just follow this stream labs link right here, right yaw, and then you
fund my new record label EP coming out. My girl though wiz oh lo
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you can support me by a superchanzer. There time to check in and get
enlightened, to get our third eye opened, to get our Coundalini's tickled tickling.
Coond Aleeni, I'm a tickle up that cone alan at. What's that
mean? I don't know. I don't know, Sweeter Russell Stover chuckle Ah,
I'm trying to play some more music. Condaleni, coom Daleni, I'm
not coom Daleni. We gotta see what we're gonna see what the witches are
up to. Alight, Oh, coomdalenerra coomdal coomdle what you doing now?
Goom d Where are you at now? You a sicky snake, A little
sleeky snake going up my pert break. Hey, hey, you a little
y'all melessing me up in the channel about crying Cumberlani makes me crying now and
I'm tearing now and I'm tearing up. Give meet him, super channer to
the lean CUMBI whoa gumblean, Hey, goomba lean whoa whoa? You a
little snake crawling the mother of bray. Hey, you a little sleeky sleeky
snake itching the mother. I don't know about that. That was a little
weird. That was a little weird, but we did. We did get
a couple of super chats out of it. I'm still I'm still a little
sick. What are the witches up to? Three things you don't do as
a witch? Y'all? Does everybody know this? Or is this old hat?
Everybody warlocks over here? Everybody already knows this. Let's see what we
got. I never do as a witch. First, buying your boyfriend care
do not do it. He will walk right out of your life. Did
she say don't buy a boyfriend new shoes he'll walk. I'm pretty sure that
that's not going to make a man run. Yeah, she actually said,
don't buy new shoes because he'll run out of your life. Is this bad
puns? Having a welcome that and I'm talking about the ones that say welcome
or come in running across it written read it across. If you have a
welcome at and invites negative energy people believe in that, you know, like
a vampire. Can't cross your threshold because that's not real. Sorry, I
don't know if y'all know those not real? You don't want that, don't
do it. Lastly, Number three, do not do any love spells.
Everyone is entitled to have free will. I thought, that's why you become
a witch, is to do love spells. And by the way, you
notice how a lot of witches, a lot of witches don't do weight loss
spells. You know this this girl is an exception. But most of these
witches, I mean, they need a they need to ward off. They
need awarding off a Krispy Kream spell, right, But they don't ever cast
that one. They don't ever cast. They're casting spells to get more Krispy
Kremes. And but I don't get the one about not buying your man's shoes.
You can, you can. Jamie can always bind me some shoes.
In fact, she said, what do you want for Christmas? I said,
some new shoes. I need some new boomer loafers. So uh,
not true, factually not true. She's got green hair like her plants.
I think there's gonna be some wisdom about the drop. Wait, it doesn't
look like that. Witches are always I told you, what have I said?
What about said? This whole religion is basically finding creative crafty like crafts,
not which which craft is crafts, it's arts and crafts with dead bugs.
That's really what it is. And and old jugs that you're rying.
She got an old jug of Yo Ryan in the bat, y'all, I'm
a red right, that's what witchcraft are just finding creative craft uses for dead
bugs in trash? Why does it always do that? Which she said will
be super cute and fly said super cute and fun. That's a dead it's
all. It's just trash and bug. You told me that I would be
bubbling and fools. All right? Moving on, all the witchy things I
found in my very conservative Christian mother in law town she's about to own her
conservative mother in law, probably a neocon, right. What does she have?
A cauldron? It looks like a ah, that's just a thing of
potpourri, that's what every That's a classic mom core object. That is not
good grief. It keeps doing this. Okay, All the witchy things I
found in my very conservative Christian mother in law. A little cauldron, a
little cauldron complete with a handle as the pass it. That's just that's just
jump moonwater, holy water moon water. Right. So for those that don't
know, boomers collect jump right, I mean they're all about junked antiques,
antique store right, filling up a house with junk and then getting rid of
all the junk like a year later, giving it back to the same antique
stores, you know. I mean, that's just what boomers are. Basically,
It's like a giant black male racket of antiques and junk. So she's
over here thinking that random ass. So any antique store is just a giant
a cold powerhouse. If that's the case, Sus, sus, that's just
holy water or a bottle just sitting on the shove, ostrich Egg serious protection
vibes chime in the window. So she thinks her mom is a wish because
her mom has like the most typical wells as nome hyper Borea. Actually,
I'm pro boomer now, I like that one. Y'all know about nome hyper
Borea. Everybody's like, why are you known posting? Because I missed out
on no posting a year ago, and everybody finds it to be uh in
some way soothing. This is one of my favorite video see no nome posting
is based in Chad. So I think we're gonna we're gonna do our own
uh war counter, which spells when we come across uh some wich gross wish
nonsense, and we're gonna fight them. We're gonna reply in the ether with
Gnome Hyperborea songs. I don't know why every time I touch this thing,
it does that. What the heck? God? I never what the see?
This is? This is why I do whatever. Just say the words.
Give me to come on, give me to go ahead. I'm ready.
Dang she she's gonna recruit. I spoke. I spoke too soon.
We got Warlocks, Ziggy Marley. We got Warlock Ziggy Marley about to come
to the rescue right of this poor woman. So I'm starting to change my
mind. I'm starting to think, No, maybe maybe I was wrong.
Maybe I need to repent, because I definitely want to be on the side
in this equation of Warlock Ziggy Marley, me going to elp him by one
man, me gonna cost a lot going to him, Me going to elp
him by a wood man, Me going to cost him help me, gonna
put the war exper on. I don't know, reggae Warlock does that work?
What y'all think? Every time I pull up the Warlock songs though,
I mean the reggae songs, they always suck. So I'm not gonna risk
it pulling up a reggae song. But I do like the idea of reggae.
Ziggy Marley, he was a little light in his loafers too, wouldn't
he was a little But at least we do got one warlock helping out.
He's helping the batter women of journey. And all you need is trash.
You need some old trash and make a list of all of your favorite things
in following touch degrees. Make a list of your favorite things. That's all
it is, and a few as you can grow on these over time.
And then once she's gone this circle, all the ones stand back to the
most and with those circle bombs, I'm trying to do this music ding my
damn channel, That's what I'm trying to do. So as an example,
so basically, witch Crabs is just note taken according to this chip, right,
just take a lot of notes, write your ideas down list. I
mean, if we dang, she's filling up note. But she's just making
lists, just putting facts, writing down class notes, grocery list, laundry
list. So that makes it easy. Dude over there just said is wish
you know there's this nasty room of going around about how witches sell their soul
to the devil vicious lies Anyway, it's more like a subscription service, but
you know that's how they Oh really is this Woody Allen? Did you know
Woody Allen was into witchcraft? Ooh, I'm starting to get scared. I
get you. You get three three months of unlimited power from Satan, then
you forget to cancel the subscription, and all of a sudden, they charge
your card. It's highway robbery on this sounds like this sounds like Woody Allen,
but it's the hands of freaking Tesla Holiday. I mean, I'm confused,
that's what's going on my listen to Woody Allen? Or is this like
some uh five hundred pound lady wasn't going on? But there was nothing in
the terms and conditions about giving up my soul? Who needs a soul when
you got unlimited channels? Oh? You know somebody was asking me for another
witchy story. Well, this one time I got arrested for trying to smuggle
holy water into the underworld, So of course I did a love spell,
hoping my Prince Charming would come and rescue me. Next this sounds like the
setup of a joke that a dirty uncle tells. So I hope that's going
in this direction thing. You know, I'm waking up next to Sean Connery
with barbecue sauce all over my titties. And that's so. Now I'm really
confused because this sounded like Woody Allen and now it's talking about waking up naked
next to Sean Connery covered in barbecue sauce. So when I knew, I
don't know what's going on. Se Yeah, this is just a bunch of
failed recipes. Right, Never put molasses in a love spell unless you're looking
for a good time. Anyways, I forgot what I was talking about.
So this is a spell to open up your psychic powers. It's also a
spell to increase interest rates from four to fifteen percent. Hopefully this is going
to do very well in the coming markets of cue free. You know,
every once in a while, you got to give that pineal glands a good
scrub down. I do this every once in a while. I'm gonna raise
the interest rates on your pineal gland. Wow, when I'm practicing of a
nation right now, it's on neuromancy. That's the auto reading dream ramancy.
That was One of my pet peeves with witch Talk cult Yosy is there's this
expectation that if you post on here, you have to know everything about everything.
If you don't. Uh, every time I play these they got stupid
music. Witch Talk is freaking out because Cat Bondie is selling out her witchcraft
books and everyone's convinced that means witchcraft is going to be illegal now and oh
we already saw her last time. Remember, they're worried that they're worried that
Christianity is gonna make witchcraft illegal. Uh huh, definitely that's a real threat.
Though. Dang girl, what's you up too? What's she doing over
here? She's trying out it? Okay, gonna try out? What's up
trying out witchcraft? What's happening? Can you float? Okay? That was
nothing. I mean this is the most mindless stuff. Can you imagine you
spend This is what you spend your time on. Look, if you five
years into witchcraft and you still got got a ghetto ass apartment, you on
EBT stamps, you out back with a bunch of dry ribs and bones,
I mean I want to see you in a penthouse with bugattis and then I'll
believe that you have these powers. But you notice, every time people get
into this, it's like, remember how Crowley. How did Crowley in his
days as a god man, as a god being? No, as a
lonely, drug addicted, cockroach apartment infested uh dying alone, fat dude.
It doesn't sound like a god being to me. But then they'll say,
oh, but he he was powerful in the spirit realm. Okay, so
just like you are actually rich in the spirit realm, but you living in
a day and ghetto. Mm hmm. Let me you you You're sending you
you a bitcoin whale in the spirit realm, but you gotta buy you gotta
buy your brute, your your eye of newt with an eb T card on
Etsy. It is chat what lord lordy, Lordie says she's a witch.
I wonder that's true. Who knows what's true? Celebrity witch is lordy?
Uh? Azalea Banks? I thought that was a skanky white chick. Who
am I thinking of? Azalea Banks? I thought that was who's that white
chick that's singing all that turky songs torking targeted work. Now I really sound
like a mom who sings the Torque tork song. Uh Sarah Hyland, who's
that? Uh Lana del Ray, Oh she's a witch. See I didn't
even do that. It just it just jumped mm hmm. Forgot Stevie Nicks.
Yeah, so we gotta we got to convert these uh celebrities out of
witchcraft. Whoa dude, this is some indigenous powers going on right here?
Do you worship Indigenous peoples? The holy Indigenous peoples? Remember holiday moms,
ritz cracker, holiday bark. If your partner is being secretive with their phone,
you need to do this now. Most people are unaware. That simple
how the website exays. Right, you're worshiping indigenous Indigenous peoples, Holy Indigenous
peoples getting worshiped baby witch, baby witch, Humpty dumpty, got crap.
All right, this is party seen these indigenous practice. This is awful.
So it's put she's putting ice cubes to her head. Hold on your third
eye. Uh, she's going too fast. I can't I can't follow what
she's up to. I think the devil just gets off maybe on get people
to do dumb shit, you know what I mean. Like the Devil's just
like, let's see if I can get them to collect like fourteen flies in
a jar and then let's see if we can get them to bury it with
pe in it in the backyard for a year. Let's just see. Will
they be that dumb to do something that ridiculous? I think that's what the
devil is, like a duper's delight on a dude. You know what I
mean? This is I can't tell what's happening. It's activating my spurgatism.
I'm about to have a hold your camera. Still what the he look?
More bugs hanging kale? Who knows what's going on? Nothing? People?
So I think this app is literally just insanity, Like the app is the
this is what is. Look they got they got some stuff from Barnes and
Nobles, like a like a Barnes and Noble witchcraft set right there. All
right, your your husband is nervous, but you are a witch, and
so you're just filling up the about with a bunch of stuff that's gonna burn
his ding dong. Literally right, she's putting spells in his back. Honey,
let me know it's that it's that woody Allen woman which you bout me
to draw you up bed, honey, allow me to put a lot of
chemicals in salt in me gonna fry your weeness. That's the frying of the
weeness spell. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have to exact some usery on your
weenness. We're gonna to move on. This is getting too crazy, It's
too jittery. It's like Schitzo or something. The witches are just a bunch
of drunk chicks, right, just a bunch of box line ants. Uh,
nothing else to do but rearrange garbage in different formations. Tell us about
it into your crash. She just got back from the wren Fair, right,
and she's about the skinniest chick I've ever seen from a wren fair,
which is saying a lot. Okay, you ever looked at have you ever
been near a renaissance fair? I mean it's like piggy city, baby,
right, I mean, if the big bad Wolf needs to hit up the
ren Fair, he chasing three pigs. Tell that big bad wolf to hit
up the damn ren Fair and he's he won't have to be No, he
will be chasing anybody. I have a message for you. This message may
not apply to everyone, but this helped me get comfortable in my cross a
lot. Instead of imagining that you were performing witchcrafts, rather imagine that you
are making art. Oh shit, mind blow myself and I noticed some parallels,
so let me share it. Okay, So it's just like art craft.
What did I sing in my song? My girl the ho Now see
your wizz though? What did I sing? What did I sing? How
did I sing? I told you and I told you? Didn't I tell
you? Then? I know the psyche of these people. I know the
psyche. It's all Art strives to have some sort of impact. It's expression
through the human experience. Art can have traditions, it can break the norms.
It could be for oneself or for a multitude of people. That sounds
familiar. Let me break it down even more. If you're an occult practitioner,
if you're an artist, your ingredients list or how you perform your spell
is your choice of media, and your type of spell work is your subject
matter. Both witchcraft and art are done with your mind. Both witchcraft and
art shapes the universe with the product that is put out into the world.
I didn't change that, it just changed what the heck? This is my
marriage craft practice with the product that is put out into the world. So
how can this help your craft? Imagining your spells as a sort of art.
Now I'm starting to doubt that whole thing about her being one of the
few, one of the thinnest win Fair girls over because I think she's got
that that freaking girdle there. That girdle I think is for the TikTok videos.
So it's like squirshed in the middle, and then I think the it's
like probably all just spilling out of the bottom, which is conveniently cut out
of the clip. So I take back my comment about so her spell is
just basically a garter spell, right, you know what I'm saying yourself?
It will reflect on what steps do I need to get to my final product,
or even what in my life in human experience of shadow about how your
sell? Oh damn shadow work? Now I thought that was some Jordan Peterson
Carl Gadjong stuff shadow work. Shadow work. M hmm, no, no,
no, no, no, Look, maybe connecting with my inner child
is about to have a tantrum right now. That's what my inner child is
feeling. Thank you give me some of your hair. Dude's gonna do which
other here's my shout out telling my boylocks my warlock with them goldilocks. Right,
so we got a few warlocks represent all right, that's about enough I
can take of our updated which talk u e yikes, right, thank you
guys for those beautiful super chats. We got a handful here. Scientologist trinitarian
dude. Come on, I hope that's a joke, because that ain't a
thing, he says. Do you know of any books or videos or articles
that compile moments in church history where the Church Fathers were particularly mean, savage
and humorous. I don't know of a place that compiles them. But actually
there are quite humorous, quite savage, and do make fun of people like
heretics and dumb beliefs quite often. And if a person reads the Church Fathers
and gets pretty fluent in them, you won't notice that. That's why it's
pretty easy to tell somebody who's not very fluent in that domain when they start
saying that we should never say anything. Yeah good, who is meaning the
internet and TikTok. I would like to rebuke this behavior because it's not properly
orthodox, and I am so pious. By the way, next time somebody
gets all piety signally, just ask them why are you even commenting on the
internet. If you were truly pioused, you would not be on the internet.
You'd be praying in your corner. So by the very fact that you're
commenting on the internet when you could be praying, shows that you're not really
pious. Boom melted melted? Uh? Oh is this pastor Crazy Anderson or
whatever his name is. Oh, so, now that we've checked in on
our witches, we've had some fun. We brewed up some samp juice.
Instead of pimp juice, she puts simp juice all in my pen juice,
my girl, little whiz though. I hope that gets caught in those minds
because I thought I thought that was a pretty good song. I don't know.
If you want to support the show, you can't via stream lives.
Let's check in on. It's time to go to church. Listen, you
done got dirty from all that witchcraft. We're gonna clean you up, son.
We're gonna get you in a church, into church. We're gonna take
you to Randy Balls pastor Randy Balls Megachurch Wow, where they baptize you in
the waterslide, and then afterward is the Christian Manster truck Reny y'all remember Pastor
Randy Owels Mega Church. Look, I look on nog On nug Got Church,
this Sunday st Sunday. Well, guess what a lot of people for
many years have been asking for a return of Randy Balls. Maybe I will
do it. Let's let's I haven't watched this in years, so let's uh,
let's get a refresher here, because after all that dirty witchcraft, it's
time to take you folks to church. We're gonna get you cleaned up in
the water slide baptism. Let's see what Randy Ball is up to. Random
balls and not. It doesn't even come up when you put in Randy balls.
Let's see Megachurch Jay Dyer, I feel like this is one of my
favorite skits over the years. Yeah, here we go. Let's see this
one. Let's see if it still holds up. Hold up, Let's see
if it holds up. By the way, that one image is an actual
megachurch. I don't remember where on that, but let's see if this whole
church. Are you not spiritual fad where you are? Come on down the
circus of power Megabgature. This is petering. It's my eyes shut. I
really did call at that same Then I thought, why not just leave it
in there because Randy Balls would probably cough and fail to edit it out,
you know what I mean? For me, did y'all notice my boomer hul
Cogan style, uh shaven shaven job there? I felt like that's the kind
of goatee that I was. What I was actually going for was what if
Guy Fieri was a mega church pastor. That's what I was going because Guy
Fieri has total mega church pastor vibes, you know what I mean. So
that's what I was going for here a minute. I thought it was funny
too that the wind was blowing so hard you didn't even understand what I was
because I don't worry about what you flip that script with flip flocks. We
got jobs. We got our own in house version of pick Sar. We
got a version everything out there in the world for you. Look at these
get that's Pixar. That's pretty good. They're so cool. In my book,
what do you think not into that? Kids stuck? Don't worry.
We got a whole ministry juice for teens, especially teens dealing with addiction,
call a teen Steam sands. Biker short addictions. Don't why we got a
whole dance troop to help you out. So teen Steam helps you break your
addiction to biker shorts, and they got a dance team to tell you.
Not only that, our church is the only one the track Honey here with
a Blockbuster attached to the sanctuary. He has a lot like Guy Frey.
Actually I didn't. I didn't realize how Guy Fiary he was. I'm kind
of blown away now, baby, Not enough ministries for you. We've also
got a ministry to hoboes, not just hoboes, Louise mimes and dogs to
counseled gangs all together, gangs getting canceled with mimes and hoboes councils. Not
only do we teach families skills like access and dark whim, but all people
had to distinguish from between a thousand and a bus that actually does that does
seem like a pastor kind of joke, right. We're also the only church
to try count area with the theme park based down back of Jack Dude.
This is just like Righteous Gemstones. I feel like Righteous Gemstones watched my skit,
which is fine, but this was five years ago almost now, doctors
artistical service. Why to day the charges to the cold. We've got a
water slide that takes you directly from the sanctuary to the film fool ole back.
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only one is this down? Down? What do you what do you mean?
This is crazy Anderson, right, So he's trying to is this what
it's like at his church? He's screaming up people, what do you want?
Get out of here? A little bit out dragon. It reminds me
of when Paul Washer had me thrown out. Throw that man out. That
man's a disgrace. Oh him out, hey, help him out, get
him out. So some goober came in to pray with Anderson. In the
middle of his sermon, he said, throw him out. And oh God,
all right, congregation, here's another Baptist preacher wants the Holy Ghost up.
Are you ready? He's about some flopping melted, don't even I forget
that guy's name. Rememb when I first turned on TVN back in the day
and that dude was on there. I forget his name. Y'all know his
name? Come here? Oh my god, Oh my god, look at
what I got what I wanted runing on. I'll go back to watching.
I'm gonna tell him Baptist. They don't believe it, do but goddamn I
wanted. I think you again, go there and get his ouse. God,
I'm about I think that's a I don't think that's a preacher. I
think they found a hobo man out back. Listen to this dude talking.
He's got that hobo lisp right where hobos can't hardly talk. Listen, do
you think this dude's a preacher. They don't. He ain't got no teeth.
Dude ain't got teeth. He ain't a preacher without teeth. You go,
that's not a preacher, you He has no upper row of teeth.
That dude is not a preacher. I guarantee you he's not that. This
dude found this dude out back and said, hey, put this big over,
put this nineteen ninety three too big Paul washer suit on and get out
there and gibber jabber, and I'm gonna give you five hundred dollars. That's
what That's what happened right there, because that dude is not a preacher.
When you're on my spot, you're like, you're like, I'm a body
slap all right. This metal dude is getting annoying. I want the clip.
I don't want some redheaded, balding metal dude over my clip up out
of go ahead, shut Look, that's Matt Slick, right, there.
Look at that. That's Matt Slick. You're like, who's that dude?
Right, that's Matt Sleep before he lost his hair, A goblin, a
demon, a boomer tard. Whatever you do right now, don't you stop
tithy, don't you stop sewing offerings? Well, they won't let us go
to church. Well, email it in there, text me to give or
something. But you can get the tithe of that church. Text me offering.
That reminds me, y'all in the super chat, in the dang chat,
give your tithes right now, give your seed hair grow row super chat
grow. Put that dang super chat in the in the in the coffer,
text it in, email it in, mail me a super chat. Do
it like a hair grow, money grow. Let's see if it works.
I'm gonna try the Kenneth Copeland strategy of super chatting the hair grow and then
and then what does it work? He's ready to see the whole of those.
He looks like a Wall Street bro dude pulling up in with the straight
up Wall Street Okay, bullst his nose out. Who wants something? By
the way, this reaction, dude sucks. He ain't funny at all.
Nick Nick is not savage. Let's see, it's T D. Jake's on
the turntables up here, and the mic, well, that was a little
underwhelming. I thought I was gonna get more banged from my buck there.
But I feel like I feel like a lot of church people, they they
don't go to concerts, and so they feel like they don't get to have
any fun, and so church becomes a big, like crappy concert and they
feel like they can't listen to the secular music of the devil, so they
got to create the worst, crappier version of the secular music right. And
I haven't listened to Christian music or radio in probably ten fifteen years just I
mean even hearing it at all. So even ten fifteen years ago, I
wasn't listening to it. I might have heard it, but even back then,
it was like all that was on was the Christian version of You Two,
the Christian version of Coldplay, and it's all these bands that sound just
like Coldplay, but instead of the lyrics being about you know, some gay
song about a boyfriend or girlfriend, which is every song is oh I love
you so much, I don't love you. I was listening to my beloved
britpop and synthpop the other day from the eighty and I was thinking, man,
this is kind of soy. I mean, I love the sounds,
but it's like every song is, Oh, I can't love you, I
love you, I'm so alone? Now, Oh I am I so solly?
I'm going to cryut I'm gonna cry. I'm crying you now on the
microphone. You cry, I cry. I cry because I cross a hoo
March. I'm gonna cry a bett cry. That's all brit pop and synthpop.
And I'm like, these boys need some chock, don't they. They
need some chock. You need some chock because a lot of y'all in the
audiences, you know, you never had a date, you never had a
girlfriend, and you're over there trying to sing Morrissey to him. You call
it and you want to die. What's that Morrissey song? The Smith's You
know, that's like the ultimate example of what I'm talking about. I actually
like that song, but it is it's pretty soy song, right, how's
it go? The You know, we all need to be loved and we
try to find love at the club, you know I'm talking about, And
you go home and you cry and you want to die? That song is
so beta, dude, Actually it might not even be beta. By the
way, isn't Morrissey asexual? What's he singing about? I'm not a huge
Morrissey fan, by the way. I do like some of the smith songs.
I'm just saying, well, how's that song go? And what should
we do? What should we try to sing one of those? What if
we try to sing one of the Let's see what do we get? Copyright
free? Uh, britt pop? That won't work, copyright free britt pop.
Let's see what what do we get? Can we sing on more?
Sing? So morris soy song? Holiday? That was a lie? That's
not britt pop free britt pop. No, that's the it's not gonna work
indie alternative guitar. No, copyright free. Uh, sounds like Morrissey,
sounds like Smith's probably not gonna be able to find that man pretends to sing
like the Smiths. No, that's not it, all right, I don't
know if that's gonna work. Copyright free depeche Mode. That's how I found
y'all wondered, how'd you find that music for your funko pop song? I
typed in. I think copyright free sounding depeche Mode. All right, that's
not gonna work. Never mind. I want to sing a I was gonna
sing the Smith's how what's that song? Y'all help me out hauling oates?
That ain't it? Morrissey's song Wicked Games? That's not it? What a
wicked thing to do? Make me dream of you? I don't want to
fall in. You know Chris Isaac. I do like Chris Isaac, but
all of his songs are like super Beta. If you think about it.
What's that Smith songre you go home and you cry and you want to die?
That one? You know? This is old stuff we're not talking about.
There's nobody how soon is now? I don't know why I can't think
of that. I am the song and their I am the soy and the
air of the shinness that it's crubbing a live air. I'm the soying of
nothing in particular. Shut of your mouth. How can you say I come
about things the wrong way? I am human and I want to be loved
just like that's a dang crying song. That's the game song. Look,
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goes crazy, the one talks to me, I obey, Yes, that's
simple, there's nothing more to its God, that's a classic with Benny Hen
flapping his code around. I actually went to a Benny Hen thing like twenty
years ago. When I first started reading the Bible in like nineteen ninety eight,
there was a Benny Hen thing and I was like, this is what's
this crazy stuff? I'm gonna check this out. And what I think is
happening is that when you go if you go to one of these big crazy
rallies, the the sound is so loud when Bennie Hen screams into the microphone
that it's actually the sound that like jars you. So that was my experience.
I did not feel any spiritual machine guns knocking me down. I felt
my ears getting busted from Benny Hen's weird screaming. Isn't it true that you
want to fly commercial so that you can fly in luxury? How much money
did you pay for Tyler Perry's sulf Stream Jet for example? Well, for
example, that's really none of your business. But isn't it the business of
your donors? I paid now, thank you? Lord? Let me pretty
well, let me let me Tyler's one of Brits. He made it.
He made that airplane so cheap for me, I couldn't help it. Well
my question, okay, chance you're inside the vision. I love your eyes
again, getting back to the common He's spinning game. Am. Kenneth Copeland's
kind of a mag daddy over there. He's getting questioned the spinning game.
I love your eyes there, honey. I'm kind of I'm kind of thinking
that Kenneth Copeland's winning this this match. You said that you don't like to
fly commercial because you don't want to get into a tube with a bunch of
demons. Do you really believe that human beings are demons? No, I
do not, and don't you ever say I did. We wrestall mung the
flesh and blood, but the principal people. I love people. Jeez people.
I kind of feel like Kenneth Copeland won that that match. Shout up,
but props to Kenneth Copeland COVID nineteen. Oh oh gross, Come on,
that's supposed to be funny. That's not funny, Oh dude, like
what passes for funny? It kind of bulls me away like the TikTok,
So this dude doesn't even exist anymore. He's not worse he yet the ginger
beard, Oh queer they them comedian. Uh, let's see how funny.
They then made him blow him back from pretty funny, pretty funny queer?
They them comedian? Is he funny? What do you all think? So
judgmental? I understand why mom's judgmental. I think it's because she cares.
Partially. I think it's also partially because everyone else is looking at it,
like, hey, coach, is he supposed to be coach Z? He's
just a bump coke is he wearing? I don't get it. He's coach
Z. That's bizarre? All right? I want I want this dude.
Let's see what what's his funniest video. Let's see what's so funny about this?
He had this tendency inside of him whenever you remember the history of our
friend and that's a good man. Huh. Let's see is he funny here?
What a gorgeous saying? Okay, Teren, do you have a support
system? What's that? Do I have a support Oh? My god,
I don't even know who Tarren Manning is, but this dude is probably one
of the worst comedians I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, that's how
we do it. After Burno's headcages. Oh a fellow cyclist. Hello,
now, my good lad. So he's supposed to be an alien and the
funny part is that he's using a fish eye. He does all this stuff
in his underwear. So, you know what, I think that a lot
of the humor humor that we do around here is really kind of out there
and bizarre, and but it actually has like a high IQ reference, you
know what I mean. It's not like there's the there's the symbol in the
reference. Our comedy to a lot of boomers especially, and like there's the
symbol and they think there's no reference this is they don't know the reference.
But a lot of the so called comedy of this kind of stuff is like
there is no reference, and so what is passing for comedy is I get
like people think that they're Sam Hyde or something, but there's no reference at
all. Do you see what I'm saying? So if Darth Vader, if
Darth Vader lost his clothes, this guy just literally wants to be in his
underwear all the time. He is a day them comedian though, so he
identifies as they them even though he has a beard. And dude, this
dude has made a million tiktoks crande. Dude. Okay, uh can't.
I can't take any more of that, dude, So let's go back to
Kenneth Copeland. I'll take Kenneth Copeland over that comedian. But I think you
see what I'm saying that. I think when a lot of people come over
here, especially if they're boomers, that's what they see happening over here.
They're like that, They're like that guy is this guy no difference in the
mind of the boomer, right, which they just just you guys just don't
know the reference symbol and the reference that's all which you got to hook you
boomers up with what the reference is. But that's enough of Kenneth Copeland.
And I don't I don't want that dude's get out here? Am I?
Who's funnier that dude? Or me? Probably that dude. This audience is
going to say that dude. Let's see we talk. You'll ever been to
a black church, it's black church, even if it's a even if it's
like a liturgical black church, is still crazy. It's still it's still hype.
It's fun. Practice getting your stuff together. He said the word we're
talking about other folk practice get your stuff together, right, because God really
gets mad when you say the words shit, shit instead of the word poop.
Poop is an acceptable Bible word shit mm hmmm, pretty much immortal sin,
endangering your soul to say those that one syllable there. Basically, as
soon as you say it, you're excommunicated. It's the way it works.
So you gotta go past that video. What oh jeezh oh God, Oh,
that's what I'm talking about. And I see this is perfect. Stanky
witch. We got witches with stank leg doing the stanky leg up in the
church. We brought all y'all from witch talk over here to get churched,
get cleaned up, stop saying the s word, get cleaned up. Now.
We got a preacher that's gonna be giving us a word of wisdom,
a word of knowledge against all you dumb witches. We got first and last
names of six witches that are oh damn. He got the names, bank
accounts, all of it, bitcoin keys of the six witches in his congregation.
They got six damn Which is that Anderson? I can't tell, y'all.
Tell me he's talking about stanky witches up in the church. I gotta
hear this. I like this, three of you in this I'm going Protestant
now, y'all, And this is where I'm going to church? Right now?
Is that Anderson? Right now? Three of you stanky? Look at
my eyeballs. We'd afraid of you, you sinking witch Satan. This wish
we catch you out us. Why we break your sails, We break your
curse. We got your first say, we got your last say. We
even got a dress for one of you. You so much it's talk from
which is about to get damn docs here. We got your address. I'm
gonna link into the journalist, y'all, getting docxed. My wiz got a
stanky leg. Let's see that sounds like a dark R and B type of
beat, right, My witch got a stank leg. Were about to dock
some witches about to do I gotta find a song the docs. My name
is Southern Comfort. Witch is about to get dosed with that snanky leg.
About to dock some bitches on the entran net. They got stanking leg.
Operation Witchcraft, infiltrate the church. You're now listening to little which is with
that stank leg infiltrate the church? Too bad for more life. We got
addresses and phone numbers. Were about to dock some witches. Don't look hands
and me going up. Put some bitches in them grave six feet under you.
Yeah, gonna dox them witches. I don't know, I'm nothing.
I'm now listening to Catana. I gotta dock some witches awful. I need
a song for doctor. Here we go. I feel that I like those
witches. Maybe witches ah my girl and my sys ah you wi maybe with
him, baby with him? Move docs, all ves all again there in
Piltray my turf path. They put saith juice in the community. They put
seth juice in the grape fruit, juice in the ocean spring. All that
witches up bing my congre gay, Hey sun, it's a congregame chunk.
All that witches not to getting docks. I do. I like that beat,
though it's my favorite beat in the wall. We might have to put
something that was a fact beat with has got that snagger laught which is actually
do go stanky leg because you know they don't really bathe and they save their
bodily fluid. It's nasty, it's gross, right. Witch has got the
stack of the leg. He's got a stack of the lig You thought that
it was a dance, bought them. Witch has got that stagger legs of
pants and putting on the out of the woods in the back dock on the
ground. I'm not feeling it. I gotta move. Does that work?
This is a gold clip? Though? You will you cast some of you
a friend of that wish some elvis going on like that. Your sins have
to pop out somewhere. The little children have acne. I continue what your
sin's popping out. It's a natural process of the fallen creature. What he
does in the bedroom and night you say, his hands the Catholic ust to
tie their hands, tie the girl's hands. What a good time? All
you want? Because it's in their nature. It's a fallen nature what they
do in the bedroom at nights. Why does the amean? That's what these
young people you got acne you're a witch? That's an acne demon to pop
out acnean god? Is it demon? And I'm black here? I want
them to be converted for Christ Laurian. All right, So do you think
this dude? There was a dude that used to come to my university,
and I don't know if it's the same dude that's at every one of these
clips, but I mean this guy was nuts that we used to have this
preacher that would come on campus and he would set up just like this,
and it's always a crazy dude, right, Like the dude's actually nuts,
like super pre less like psycho dude, and he would just preach and yell
at everybody about how everybody's going to hell if they where pants, if they
listen to secular music. I mean, it was that dumb, right.
It was like the stupidest shit ever. And now that I think back on
it, I'm like, I bet that because people used to say, how
come the university doesn't throw this dude out. This dude's like the greatest case
for atheism. Why would they throw him out? Right? So now I
understand why they let these dudes. No, these dudes are nuts, man,
and it's always the same, exact, same kind of spirit behind this
kind of dude. You know what I mean. If you've ever been on
campus when these crazy preachers set up, did y'all have them at your university?
I mean I've seen them. I've been at different universities, and I've
seen them at both of the schools I went to. Like they'll just show
up and they'll put a microphone out there, or they got a Alex Jones,
you know, megaphone screaming and everybody loves it. It's all entertaining.
But it's like just an atheism generator is all it is. People out because
you why do you paper? I love? Oh my god, ug,
that's good. I'm preaching from a cast. It's not a bad idea,
preaching for my castle. It's a wisdom. Where's the wisdom? Att now
you can smell it. That's lame. By the way, the only good
fart jokes allowed fart jokes are domb except when I make them with Alex Jones.
That's the only time. By the way, how many of y'all can
say that this week you made fart jokes with Alex Jones. Not many of
you, maybe half of you at the most, and a lot of you
will ever get to say in your whole life you made fart jokes with Alex
Jones. Three ago this video came out. I did, and I'm like,
I'm not even gonna play it. It's not serious. We got World
War three, Biden zammerzy, so I'm like, I'm not gonna cover John
Kerry and Cop twenty eight letting off a giant fart and Matrex Media admits it
was the live feed. Everybody kind of looks setting. I like, how
he alexist. Mainstream media admits it, like we gotta we gotta fact check
this, We gotta fart check this because mainstream but mainstream media admits it.
By the way, this part was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
If you remember this clip, this is like the funniest ale Joe clip
of all time. It was a classic rember the illegal aliens from South of
Mexico that bust up on a train every day. To understand, folks,
you could wear this. I could wear this as a onesie. Okay,
I can wear this as a leotard. I mean, I mean, oh
my god, oh my god, we're being innovaded by South American waller assists
government. We're shipping here to forty two thousand people begg of the job of
the This country is so screwed up. Man. I'm sorry, I don't
mean allow, but it's reaching up proportion. Have you were ready unlessen you
can't see him? My god, oh I hold thing I've ever left this
heart old air. Oh my god, it's over there. Forty two thousand
pairs six x the illegal aliens from south of Mexico that I got to be
included, all right, So there's the fun. But they put the cows
on screen that was on a joke. They fit them with a huge up
their rear ends and then they knew they're saying that they're bad. Well,
John Kerrey, I demand John Kerry. He looked good. Actually with that
big pink bad It's back. They would be embarrassed up there. Jay di
Or Jayson Analysis author researcher Great American takes over j DR, thank you so
much, thank you. Wasn't there an a AOC clip? I don't know
if it was real or not? But AOC was doing some SBD well,
she was letting it rip. I don't know. I know Luke Rodowski shared
that clip, so I don't know if it was real or not, but
I can believe it. By the way, was that real? I gotta
find the clip of the AOC doing an sbd' did y'all see that? I
gotta find that because I think it's real. The Democrats got some irritable bowel
problems, buddy, well, but shouldn't they put the cow bags on them?
Absolutely? Sorry, I had to have some fun in this crazy world.
Start over on me watching go ahead the show. So we just had
the passing of Henry Kissinger again passing IP. I keep now farts are in
my head. That's boom jokes, fart jokes with Alex Jones. How many
of you can say this week he made fart Jones with us and then we
lost one hundred people. One hundred people left because I was making fart jos.
I was Jones. Well, that's the that's the stinkers that don't want
to have any fun. Jay is his own biggest fan. No, I
just had to play that clip because it was wild. Yeah, don't think
that was wild. And by the way, did you see the AOC Is
that real? Let's see if it was real? A Oh see, it's
hard to know when these are jokes are real. Luke Radowski shared it,
but now fartgate is all John Kerry. Now, now I won't be able
to find it. Was it real? Can y'all tell me? Y'all are
like a live Snopes to me? Right? I could just ask y'all,
let's see if we can find it over here. Google is going to hide
that, right, because Google wants you to think that Democrats don't ever too,
only Republicans do. Let's see AOC art clip. So here we go.
Is this it? Yeah? Here it is. Let's see if this
is real. Our responsibility is to the stability and the security of the region.
That means being able to support not support yes is reel and defensive capacities,
right, and it's ability in that context also means that the United States
has a responsibility to ensure accountability to human rights to prevent the ethnic cleansing of
Palestinians. And to ensure that horrors do not happen in the names of victims
who do not want their tragedy used to justify. I don't know. And
then they're supposed to be used to justify in the names of victims who do
not want their tragedy used to justify. I don't know. Is that real?
Is it? That's an AOC SBD, except that wasn't SBD. It
was just a BD. I don't know what do y'all think? All right,
we got already already had like one hundred and fifty people leave because it
was a funny event that happened this week. I'm sharing with you my week,
and y'alling mad? What's up? People? Just believe in mad?
Well, I'm not getting fit here. Well, sometimes it's fun to have
fun. Y'all believe in fun? Now. I don't know what you've been
told, but it ain't the bottom fly the TUSI rule. Now, I
don't know what that's all about. All right, let's move on. We
gotta look, we gotta check in on y'all want to do the Dinks or
the star seeds? Right, let's see, let's see what everybody's talking about.
Dinks drive me crazy. It's all I've heard about. So let's celebrate
ending our genetic lineage. Let's see what the dinks are saying. It's being
promoted. She married and I'm going to talk about it. She is out
of that dude's league, So I don't know what's going on here. My
projection, unfortunately, is that that will not last very long. But then
again, with the diet that gen Z eats, because they eat straight up
garbage, she might catch up to him pretty quick. That boy needs to
be on chalk, right, So why are you promoting chalk? Were you
pushing that stuff so we don't look like that dude? And chalk is there
to help you not be like that dude? Right? But then again,
I mean, if dude looks like that, can you blame her for not
wanting to have kids with that dude? And this is the same couple that
was uh bragging about doing how they can shop for everything at Costco? Costco?
Dude, that is garbage. That's just like ghetto Walmart. That's just
big Walmart. Right, Walmart's already big and nasty, but this is like
the worst worser version of Walmarts. Okay, why is nobody talking about being
dang so well, I'm fretuhally married and I'm going to talk about it.
Here's a life as Dan in early thirties. Here, folks today, we
went to Costco. We don't have Look at that nasty garbage they're eating Costco.
Could you make me another coffee? Thank you? We went to Costco
bragging about going to Costco as if having kids would keep you. I mean,
you could go to Costco where you have kids, it's to feed.
But we got lots of money to spend on goodies. Brian always chucks out,
Well, I get a box and then I sit here and look cute.
Here's the hall in her total wasn't two hundred and fifty two dollars a
junkifty two dollars? That's what If you just bought meat and not all of
that junk, you could still feed yourself with actually a nutrient dense diet.
Actually, for two hundred dollars worth of meat, you could feed yourself for
as long probably as that we're des of course we're going to go out to
eat every night afterward. Have you noticed that each of these couples there's a
mismatch here so far? Okay, so I mean that dude does not match
with this chick. We're deeps. We don't have to ask our family for
financial I mean, she's not the girl in the world, but she's out
of that fat dude's league, as was the other couple. So I'm noticing
a pattern here of chunky ass idiot dudes, and the girls don't want to
they don't want to have offspring with these chunk boys. Jose And We're got
classes on the weekends. We're we can that chick is m that's a little
more rough. Let's not be hobbies like skiing and golfing or dinks. We
can go to Florida on a whim. We're denks. We're already planning our
European vacation next year. Thinks we get a full eight hours of sleep and
sometimes more. WE'RENK. I like how they giggle after their replies, Like
the replies are really clever, and it's basically just restating ship that was in
that Chelsea Handler video, which is basically the same thing that they're When they're
like the same age of Chelsea Handler, they're gonna be saying the same stuff.
But after a while, you're going to realize that. Okay, so
now that I've traveled, and now that I've lived in a van for a
year, and now that I've gone to Europe, and now that I've done
all these things that were so awesome, now I'm gonna go live. Now
we're not gonna have offspring, and we don't have any connections to other family
members, so we're gonna be alone. I don't get thee at desserts and
appetizes at restaurants we can put with others. So I guess it's supposed to
be funny because kids and give them back. We're dinks. We still do
it three times a week. We spent our discussion your income on a dollar.
We're dinks. We maxed out our four to one k's wroth irays and
HSA's. That's some boomers shit, right, I don't even know what that's.
What's that even talking about maxing out wroth iras. That's why you just
cancel out all those stuff and get bitcoin. So I'm amazed that these gen
z dummies can't figure out bitcoin, but nobody talking about that's a dang disparity.
Dude, are they eating in Costco? They're eating tortillas and Costco.
I'm serious, she's about three leagues out of that dude's league. I'm mystified
by this being Danks. Well, I'm freshly married and I'm going to talk
about it. Here's the life freshly married count down to divorce. Dinks in
her early thirties. No shop for here, folks. Today we went to
Costco. We don't have kids to feed, but we got lots of money.
I don't know that voice, that voice bringing it down there, So
maybe this is the only dude in that town they could put up with that
voice. Let's move on here. Have you ever heard of dinks? It's
dual income, no kids, and we're in the thick of our Dink era.
And this is how we spend our evening afterwork, five pm juicing.
This is how they spend their evening after work. So they're going to work
forty hours a week, coming back to an apartment to do juicing freedom hits.
I'm exhausted, I need a liquid IV and said on the couch after
work. Needo Shan goes, oh, does all the hard work it gets
so he basically goes to Costco as well. Did The New World Order is
already here is this love you exactly, Jamie exactly. So this is the
life of the gen Z people. Three hours. I've been going three hours,
I've been going one hour fifty and we're just now on the danks the
groceries that we were missing. What a guy. It is hot today,
so we are gonna take a dip in our pool, A pool we share
with hundreds of others, but we are very a pool they share with everybody
else in their uh five g frying pan dystopian apartment complex. Thankful for this.
Every time I touch this thing, drive me crazy. We're danks.
We're gonna be asked constantly by family, friends and strangers. Let's see if
this pattern holds again, so I guarantee you. Let's see if it shows
her boyfriend. I bet you she's out of league of the boyfriend. He's
gonna be some chunky, triple chin dude. Let's see see if it shows
her dude. Is she the same chick with the chunky dude? Yep?
Okay, so she's the same one, and they're just this is their whole
stick is to talk about this, right, dang it? Now I lost
it. See TikTok is not made for uh have you ever heard of.
It's not made for doing it on your PC, so every time you barely
touch it, it flips back to the beginning for I'll have everything you need.
And then while we were making it, we realized we need read wine
to go with this off. So what are they eating? Vegan pizza?
Yes, so Sean right out, vegan pizza from Costco. How come there's
nothing on their walls? And now, if you've ever had a girlfriend,
or a woman or a wife, you know that the first thing a girl
does is figure out the stuff to put on the walls, right, because
dudes just live in blankness, or they got a movie poster up, that's
about it. And then a woman comes up and says, we need an
octopus and a flower and a dog on that wall. Right. Jamie's in
there laughing because and that's nice, because that's part of what women bring to
the relationship is beauty. They beautify things, which is good. But where
is this chick's beauty sense? She's over here at in her pajamas, dancing
around like an idiot. Not funny? And what do they have? A
zillion views? Probably, yes, fifty thousand supposedly people like this. Oh
the Vancouver, So the Canadian no wonder, right, idiots in Canada,
no wonder And he runs out the costco. His woman hadn't even beautified the
walls yet, not a single octopus on the wall. Some wine for us.
We don't usually have wine on weekday wine. I'm surprised it isn't box
wine. So this was a bit of a treat. But it tastes it
a little bit. You don't usually have wine on weekdays. This is a
treat so like because you couldn't have this if you had kids, right,
and there is a pizza. Trust me, it tastes so much better than
it looks. It was compy, cozy back tonight. We ate. I
don't understand how this is supposed to be better like this is this is the
ideal life. Eight pizza on the couchch We watched the New Dudgeons and a
Dragon's movie and just snuggled up. Oh cringe, dude, you're telling me
I'm supposed to so this is all promoted again. You see this as promoted
on purpose? Right? Well wait, if you would hit like and share.
Thank you guys so much. We're having a lot of fun catching up
on our friends in the different TikTok trends. Looking at the new dink apocalypse
dk apocalypse, there's no way, okay. So they basically went to the
world capitals and you couldn't do that, right, Danks and this the same
couples and all these clues. It's called dinks. Its rise of the Dinks
on TikTok. Now, DINK stands for dual income, no kids. So
essentially people that choose to be child free discussing how amazing their lives are because
they don't have children, and their lives are amazing for a variety of reasons
that they want you to know. Here's one young woman listing those reasons.
Take a listen, hey guys. So these are six things that I love
about being in a DINK couple. So if you don't know, dink is
dual income and no kids, okay, it's not enough. Strong. Number
one is the ability to travel. So since we have been together, we've
managed to travel the majority of Europe together and it would not have been possible
if we have kids. Well, I just went to Italy and it made
me appreciate America. So I was happy to see a lot of cool things,
but a lot of dummies think that, oh, when I leave America,
it's going to be so cool and sophisticated and exotic in the other countries.
And then you get over there and there's no air conditioning that totally didn't
work right, and you catch some weird kind of throat aids that makes your
nick your neck itch like me, and you're sick for a month. And
then you're like, oh, wait a minute, I guess America actually is
pretty cool. And I'm being serious right that you actually appreciate your home country
of America. America. That's what I'm talking about. Because I spent a
month in Italy, almost three weeks in Italy, and again, yes,
we had fun. It was a great ascetic quest. It was like a
role playing game quest where I got struck with the poison six spell for the
half of the time. Half the time, most of the time, but
otherwise. Right, y'all were asking me to sing. I couldn't sing until
I got back and got my voice back, and so you just now experience
the blessing of having my voice back. And by the way, I guess
we didn't hardly get any super chats, since yeah we did, we got
a couple here but I don't think that Kenneth Copeland model of commanding you to
give me super chats works. Y'all gave me more super chats when we tried
the witch method of planting your star seed, and you get a tenfold return.
Anyway, So this girl said, has said, Candice owing up,
and everybody else at business it wouldn't be possible for kid free. We love
a treat for ee babies. We always get it. What did I say,
look disparody. Okay, she's not the prettiest girl in the world,
but I mean, look at that dude. We this dude. That dude
looks like a I don't know, like a like a Howie Mandel doll.
Kid Free we always get a pull nice sleep and sometimes we're king free.
So obviously everyone's gonna So the secret to the dink thing is that the women
don't want to have offspring with these dudes. That's the secret of them.
So obviously everyone's going to ask us, what are you gonna have kids?
We're kid free. We love our again, not funny. It's all supposed
to be clever and funny. They've got thousands of likes kid free. We
love our family and friends' kids, even if we don't want our own.
We're here free. Karen's are constantly gonna tell us we're so stone right now.
It's like super funny or whatever. You never feel fully fulfilled or unconditional
love without them, Well, Karen, there's a lot of pressure to put
on your kids. You're acting like a Karen. She's over here talking about
Karen's trying to get them to have kids, when she's literally acting like a
Karen. Your needs, I think, will be okay. We're kid free
with only two miles to be. This whole generation is all poisoned with this
superiorities sassy irony, and it's not funny, you know what I mean.
I mean, you can be ironic and be funny, I think sure.
But the whole this whole generation, of this age of people like thirty and
under not everybody, nobody in this audience, only the people outside of my
beloved audience, So none of you guys, but all the other people,
the profane of this thirty and underage group, with their pissy irony. It's
really annoying. And it's because we all know if you're above thirty that until
you're above thirty, you don't know jack crap, dude, but especially in
your twenties, that's the time period late twenties, from twenty five to thirty
is the worst period for you giving life advice because you think that you have
literally figured everything out. Everybody else is completely stupid. You're the smartest mofo
in the world, and you tell everybody what to do. You give everybody
advice. You're totally pissy and annoying and full of yourself. And then when
you hit age thirty, for whatever reason, from thirty to thirty three,
you get humbolt. Somebody in your life dies and you realize that you're not
a god being. But these goobers here have not reached that point yet because
they're still full of that super arrogant age twenty eight know it all attitude and
they're about to get hit by life's truck in the face. We're gonna tell
as much as you want, whenever, wherever. Yeah, until your mom
suddenly dies of cancer or you got a stavvy and you pass out and you
got myo uh conditis you know I'm talking about. You got mao syphilis,
right, and then your your TikTok dink plans don't work out. We love
a treat for your babies, her babies, dude. Animals are not babies,
dummy, And I'm tired of everybody acting like animals or babies. I
saw this trend a long time ago, like ten years ago, when you
started seeing dog hospitals and dog cafes and dog hotel, dog resorts, sandals
for dogs, palls, it's the whole resort, no human beings as dogs
go for like a month, thirty thousand dollars. I saw this trend coming.
I said, this is a collapse of Western civilization trend. And now
here we are everybody this age and younger worships some stupid dog like it's an
animal, like it's a baby, a fur baby, retirement business pinchers and
babies to go out for date night at least once a week. Dude.
Eventually she's gonna go out for date night. You're gonna be stuck at home.
That's that's where this is going. What did I say? What did
I say? Something is mismatched here again, the pattern holds. We've been
together for seven years, no kids. Can you imagine wonder why she doesn't
want to have kids with that? Dude? Well, they worship sports.
Uh, and he vicariously lives the sports and certainly doesn't practice the sports.
Well, look, he's about a level three, she's about a what a
seven? Level seven? This is I've figured it out. Nobody else has
figured out the dink equation. I just figured it out. Okay, Yeah,
so we know what's going on there. So big boy there is paying
for all of this stuff. That's what's going on there. Nice, there's
nothing new about dinks. GenZ and MILLENNI was maybe embracing the word dink,
but they didn't invent the term nor the concept. Boomers has been using it
for decades. You can go way back to nineteen eighty seven when look at
this time article where they declared here comes the dinks. So why young people
embracing their dinkage? Why is being in dink now so popular? Because they've
been brainwashed into believing that humans are bad for the earth and that they're they're
gonna save the planet and fix their mental healths. By the way, amazing
how many boomers took Tristan seriously in our stream. It was kind of surprising.
We had, like by now, it's at least six or seven people
commenting that they couldn't believe that Tristan had mental health problems and that he should
be off of the stream and getting off of drugs. What all this stuff
Tristan said was so over the top that really should have been obvious. He
was joking, and I'm I'm I'm just mystified. I don't get it.
I get a lot, I still get tons of comments. People have no
idea what I'm what's going on over here? Even when I'm being serious,
It's like people have no clue what we're talking about. I mean, I
guess everybody's just gone nuts or there's some huge disconnect. I don't know,
I don't knowunderstand what's going on. I'm being halfway serious here, because like,
do people have no idea what we're talking about over here? I mean
we should have we should have at least a million followers over here. So
okay, I'll talk some of that up to algorithmic suppression. But is it
everybody is super low IQ? Is it that I talk about stuff that's too
cerebral. I'm being serious. I'm not trying to be arrogant, I'm not
being douchey. I'm really trying to figure out, like what how are we
not connecting with more people? Can y'all help me figure it out? What
do y'all think is the main reason that we're not reaching and connecting with more
people? Is it because we're not talking about like, are people still into
the neocon lib dialectic? Is that what people are talking about? Is it
because we don't talk about enough politics? Do people still think politics is this
You're gonna get in there and change the system and we're gonna vote the rascals
out? I mean, is that it? Do people still not know who
Henry Kissinger is? They don't think he is an important person. People still
don't know what the stuff is that we talk about. What is going on?
What's the disconnect? People in the audience? Tell me not clickbaity enough?
Have you seen the titles of my streams lately? I've gone full James
Lafleur. Dude, I'm literally ripping off James Lafleur stream titles to get the
most clickbaity stream titles. People find the concepts too hard? Good greed man,
we're talking about? Is it because we talk about books? Is that
it the format of the show? We do serious shows, small clips,
long clips. I use too many big words. People are too dumb.
They got stabbed? Is that what it is? So y'all are okay,
I'm listening to I'm hearing you out. I'm hearing you out. People are
into a spell. Okay. Younger people don't like religion and get any more
views than the live streams. And now we got the Internet cutting out.
People don't understand philosophy. We don't just talk about philosophy. Guests, Oh
out, sick burn dude, We have guests all the time. What are
you talking about? Personal attacks? Really? So we don't have a bigger
audience because of I do personal attacks. You know how many personal attacks We've
done literally like three videos directed as specific people. So that's not true low
attention spans. I got to are more drama, short, exciting videos.
I've tried that. We do that. But the thing is when I do
a really edited video that's like ten or fifteen minutes, it doesn't get any
more views than a live stream, where a livestream will get as many or
more of your views than a because it takes like two or three days to
edit and work on a video, And then I could sit down and just
gibber jabber, and sing for two hours and do the same thing a shitty
YouTube algorithm. Okay, yeah, yeah, Manisphere. I've done a bunch
of Manisphere podcasts. By the way, we got a couple of Manisphere interviews
coming up. Don't pick us out, pick don't pick us out on what
I need more stanky leg witch streams exactly. I don't dumb things down.
We've been trying to make things way more accessible. Are we using too many
big words? Is it scaring people off? I don't understand, like what,
I'm so tired of seeing parents gripe about their gen Z kids. Listen
up, I'm a gen Z. I didn't even touch this thing and it
flipped. I'm so tired of seeing parents gripe about their gen Z kids.
Listen up, I'm a gen Zer. I'm twenty two. But the thing
is, why would you expect them to work for anything when you've handed everything
to them their whole life. You shoved an iPad in our faces as a
kid. Okay, and you think we want to survive out there. Now
we're going in to watch Netflix? Okay, So why should you expect anything
else? I don't understand her reasoning. So because her parents got her an
iPad. They shoved it in her face, so she doesn't want to go
out there and survive. I don't. I don't get it. The thing
is, my parents made me work, unfortunately, so fortunately, yeah,
but why is work? I don't understand why working is about this? So
the debate seems to be that the gen Z is like, we don't want
to work for wage cut wages, which actually they have a point because you
get screwed over and wage cut jobs don't make any money and the dollar is
a Fiat scam, so actually they have a point. However, the boomers
also have a point, or the gen Z parent or gen X parents I
guess not boomers, which is that you do need to work to look,
let me tell you what the secret to working is. Why do you need
to work? Going to work at a bunch of dumb jobs is going to
teach you to start your own business. That's why. That's the secret to
working, because eventually you realize this sucks. You don't do that to go
watch Netflix. You do that to start your own business. That's the secret.
The secret to working is to show you how shitty working is, so
that you become the owner and not the wage cut employee or the manager.
So that's the lesson that she didn't learn. So she she's not thinking right
now. But unfortunately then don't thank you, La. Make your kids work.
Okay, I'm so tired of seeing so I actually I agree with her.
Right, she said they need to work. Okay, I agree with
that, Rede. This is the same couple from earlier. Look at that
disparity. Look at his breastless is hanging down. Breastless is hanging down.
Got a uh not even a cool pink shirt. We do allow neon pink
over here, but not this dude. Got a dang stupid ass. Go
tea from nineteen ninety six countdown to when this chick leaves? This dude not
funny? Well, they got a million likes. It's as how children.
Oh you're like, not funny. Hey, you're gonna make the kids up.
Wait a second, we don't have kids. Like Oh they think this
is an own right, they think this is some kind of win. By
the way, you don't have to have kids. That's not my point,
right, that's in God's providence. But you shouldn't intentionally try to not have
children. If you want to be married, you ought to want kids if
you're married, that's the purpose of it. And so if you happen to
be in a situation where your wife is not able to, that's again in
God's hands, nothing to do with We trust God's providence. But all these
people are promoting this, and they're sharing this as if this is like a
win, and it's and it's not. That's the point. And it's really
been pushed and promoted in the West by design, and that's what these people
can't figure out. That's the sad part. And they're all posting it like
it's some great wins. Ah, I beat all you. So she's an
all these places alone. So let's see if this So this dude looks like
he's acting, he doesn't look straight. Let's see if these dinks match up?
Does she? Does she match this dude? I'm gonna say no,
we haven't seen what she looks like yet. Let's see, Well, we
didn't get to see in that picture. So let's see if she's out of
his league. If the pattern holds. Indiana Knight, I'm gonna say yes,
I'm gonna say that she's out of that dude's league. So he acting
like a goober looking like, I don't know, looking like looking like jose
over here, and they're celebrating their dinkage. They're Peter he looking like Peter
Dinklage. Millennials without kids. This is where our parents are resorted to.
Your video doesn't work. This is what we ate for the end of this
week as a couple who has no kids and loves to make food at home,
but also so a bunch of bread, enjoys eating out. My husband
looks like this is the outlier so far. I'm thinking this, dude,
I'm following cooking with Daryl on TikTok and getting recipe ideas from him. So
I think this is the one case where the dude beats the chick. He
could have done better. Hang that on. Oh, so this is owning
the older generation because she says, what do you cook for your husband?
And she says he does the cooking. Oh, own dude, shout out
to progressive raising a young one. Is they actually think that they're winning.
That's the like they think they're owning the older generation by this. This is
so bizarre, like the thing that is the undoing of their genetic lineage.
They think, boom, take that, Grandpa, take that boomer. I'm
gonna die alone. Screw you guys. I win, No, you don't.
This is crazy madness. Their dog like she's our actual child. We
cheat, I die, I a child couple's comedy and she she misspelled comedy?
Why did you do? This? Is all we ate for them?
Of this. We had a bunch of kibbles and bread. We're gonna treat
our dog like she's our actual child, breaking yay here, I'm gonna golf
whenever I like. He doesn't seem straight. First of all, we're dinks.
We're going to be asked all the time when we're gonna have kids.
We're dinks. We get to have sex wherever we'd like, whenever, whenever.
Are they just stoned? This is pathetic dinks. We're going to go
out for date night or dancing whenever we want, and we don't have to
plan to have a sitter. I'm the same good ones, really clever.
This This is pathetic, dude, What do you I just learned the phrase
dink, which means double income no kids, and I was like, that
sounds pretty lit. And then I heard the phrase dink wad, which is
double income no kids with a dog. Bro sign me up. Hah yeah,
because the dogs are basically like people or putty in the hot tub.
Let's run in this back a little. My mom got my dad this towel
warmer for Christmas, and as you know, we'll make anything a date night.
Brian set it up and said, get out of my way, so
I went inside to look cute. This bad boy fits two large towels.
One of these is from Costwa actually, so it's a really big Also,
should we can brit Brian from contract to full time videography assistant? Because I'd
see so again another chunky dude out of shape. She's out of his league.
I would vote probably y'all would agree, I think so. To see
again, my theory is being born out here. This is a dumb ad
anyway, but it is part of the dink trend. So there they are
bragging about their dink datum to No, we don't want to go there.
So again, notice the pattern, guys, this is actually a problem of
big Dowie Pillsbury dough boy men. That's the problem here, or deciding not
to have kids. But I want to know, what are your top three
reason living in an apartment in the kid above us? Is literally so annoying.
Here we go again. So she wants everybody to see her in her
biker shorts. And then the dude shows up and he's exactly as we expected,
double chin soy man uh, and she's a dink. I guess they're
dinks and she's going to brag about it five for every morning. So basically,
it seems like the dink trend is chicks bragging about having Beta Bucks providers.
That's the secret code to this. What do you guys think? Stomping
running around? So we don't have kids, but we're dealing with that bullshit.
So that's annoying. But it's okay because I got a pumpkin spice latte
as soon as I woke up, and I work from home, so I
got to ease back into the week. After the Labor Day weekend, we
always go for a walk together, got man boobs again. The trend is
holding bro I love babies. The trend is holy, I want dank stuff.
So these are aerospace engineers who don't have kids, and they're making TikTok
videos. He looks like a dork. She is looks like out of his
league. Again, how are people? But they gotta understand. I really
think. Uh so here's another chick. She's flying first class. She wants
us to know about her. But they got to understand I don't have kids.
You're not trying to say I don't have to go with some hard But
they gotta understand. He was totally different. This is pathetic, dude.
Wow, But all the couples it is the same, isn't it. I
don't know about this one. I don't know. They're about the same.
What do you think how these people think this is funny too? It's all
the stuff they do is cringe, and they really think this is funny.
Hold on, here we go. Let's see if it holds. He's a
big old chunkster dough boy. And what she looked like, Yeah, Lamborghini.
They're both chunksters. So I don't know about that one. But you'll
notice there's not actually a lot of these, right, there's not actually a
lot of dink profiles. But then the algorithm is like blasting them up to
the right the strip away. Sure, yeah, is something wrong with it?
Oh no, nothing's wrong with it. It's my friends. She just
doesn't need any more to drink. You know, what can you actually dumb
that this is. Now it's now it's pulling up drinks. I want to
see dink couples because I want to compare my I want to see my my
theory compared dink life. No, not drinks. And then we're gonna we're
gonna go to some super chats. I know we got quite a few.
Thank you guys, so much dinks. Okay, we saw these people,
chunk dudes. Okay, we saw them, saw them. There we go,
cringe, cringe. Now it's pulling up drinks. So anyway, maybe
that's all we're gonna get on dink life. I don't know what if there's
what's the way I could look up dink couples and see the chunky dude versus
the chick. It's it's it's basically just the same two props here. So
here's uh, this dude's doing soy face, soy face dink couple. Al
Right, he looks kind of chad. So that's the first couple we've seen
where the dude was at least kind of chad looking. He didn't look like
a total triple chin. Soymn, let's see what they're saying. And while
the ad plays we got ac dropping ten bucks. He says, check out
the deconstruction zone on TikTok Okay, Well we'll check that out, yea for
customer servant, the deconstruction zone. What is the deconstruction zone about? All?
I'm getting pharmaceutical I want to see the video. Not a bunch of
pharmaceutical ads come on? So when are you having kids? And then they
show going to all these places. That's the same couple we saw a minute
ago. So this is all just being promoted. And yes, I know
it's an old term, but it's being promoted on purpose. And there's not
even that many profiles of people doing this. It's just like a couple.
But again the pattern holds. DC Woodworking sends three bucks and says they wasn't
ready, but you had to do it to them. Go back and clip
that fat beat that we had at beginning, hands the engine. Five dollars
is the weight lost? Spell not working for these witches exactly exactly. That's
why they got the snanky leg. Like that preacher said, which has got
the stanky leg? We bought the dock. Some witches on the internet.
TICKI tak five dollars. I'm a christ bowl member, have much love for
you. Thank you so much, Ticky Tack, appreciate that. Marco nineteen
ninety one. Ten dollars, Jay, What do you think about the Orthodox
Council of Crete. I'm not a big fan of it, and I'm glad
that it failed. How many people are condemning it. As a cumenist,
I would agree, Tyler, ten dollars tickets to the Christmas Christian Monster Truck
Rally. You don't even need tickets. You just need to go on any
given Sunday to Randy Boles's church. You need tickets, but you do need
to give to the Tithe bucket to ensure that you get a five hundred full
return. Paris B twenty dollars. I disagree with you a lot, oh
Bro, I'm ended. I'm ended. I gotta quit streaming, y'all.
Parish B disagrees with me. It's over now anyway, it's good streaming,
Y'all's time to quit sake. You challenge me on so many levels. It's
starting to sound like R and B lyrics. Girl, You challenge me also
any levels? Right? I slay you in debates in my mind? All
right now it's getting a little it's getting a little gay now, dude,
thank you for letting me have those moments. Well, that was one of
the weirdest super chats I've had in a while, Parish b. But I
guess thank you for that. I disagree with you a lot and I love
that. Now I'm let's see if we can make his super chat into R
and B song. It's done, disconnected battery connected to iPhone four. Girl,
I disagree with you a lot, and I love that you tell us
me on so many levels. It doesn't work. Keep coming back for more
more. I mean, it's such a weird super chat. I feel like
I need this thing, but I gotta find the right dude. You know.
There we go. Yeah, that's got some feels to it. I
disagree with you a lot, girl, No challenge so many levels, girls,
and I keep coming back the morning I say you in every debate in
my mind because you triggered me. Tell who is Thanks for letting you win
a debate in my mind? Who gets you? I love that. I
love that. I don't know it doesn't worry blue skin on five dollars.
What about the star seeds? Well, we do have some star seeds.
Are we done with the danks. I think there's no more Peter, no
more Dankleage, Peter Dankage. We got some star seeds, though, then
we need to check in on our stars seeds. The only star seed I
like is that one dude who talks about Joe. Your relatives is not your
relatives. Your real relatives have got throwed. That was the That was the
best dude of all. If we can find that dude, I'll be happy
to do some star seeds because that's that's some of the best Internet is the
star seeds. Do y'all remember that dude? He's the best? What's what's
his profile? See if we can find him? I forget what he's called.
Anybody remember him? Is that? That ain't him? Where's he at?
He's usually popping right up? Dream of Kai? Is that him?
That might be him? He's the best one. I just just stick to
his dream of Kai art. That's not him. He's the best one.
Where's he at? Man? He's always popping up? And now I can't
even find him? Do is if I remember his profile? He's really he's
the only one worth watching. He's buck wild, he's entertaining too. He
will let you know where your ant got throwed to in the hyperdimensions? Where's
he at? Thank you guys for the super chats, much appreciate it.
Now he's gone here he is organic like us? Is that him? Yo?
Yo? We found him. This is my boy right here, This
is him. This is the best tic, this is the best star city
right here. Let's see what he's up to. I think we did this
one. We already did that. What if I told you that ninety percent
chance that you could be a chosen person on this planet? What would be
No? I don't believe that. How could I get you chance ninety you
could be a chosen person on this planet? Did you get that peer reviewed?
It was a time when we had to go to the elders for answers
about life and anxious about the universe. Now now we are going to the
youth, because now we don't go to the elders because they old and wrinkled
and stinky, got dust on them and shit. Also they wear a lot
of diapers. Now we're going to the youth. Shout out, this is
our time. Like the goonies had said, dang it, man, what
if I told you it's a ninety percent chance that you could be a chosen
person on this planet. Would you believe it as you got chosen. It
was a time when we had to go to the elders for answert about life,
real answers about the universe. Now you used to have to ask the
elder. I asked my grandma or something. Now she ain't here. Now
we got to go to youth. Foods are now returning. There are so
many people that's actually waiting for the anuw Knaki to actually come back to save
them. I want to say this to the people. If you sit around
and wait for these aliens to come, as I just made a connection.
He was talking about your relative getting throwed, your aunt got throwed. Now
he's talking about the ant U Naki. Your aunt is enough of limb,
that's what he said for these aliens to come and save you. It's different
than religion people waiting for Christ to come back to see you one of them.
Religion people came here created some of us, not all of us.
There's a big difference. You A lot of y'all in my audience have not
got created by the ant new Naki. Uh No non naki, nona na
naki. I said, uh no no na Naki like mister master p and
some of us was me and laboratory. If you look at I was not
made in the laboratory by half of y'all was though, Natasha Scott in the
chat made in the laboratory, Felix in the chat made in a laboratory.
John mc got a laboratory written all over him. Maria and the chat made
in the laboratory, My aunt Sheila, an now Knaki, and some of
whatsa and laboratories. If you ate, could you make me one more coffee?
You was made in a laboratory, and some of us was me and
laboratories. If you look at that bucket that isn't KNOCKI is Carol Shia.
That's a bucket from Sizerrup. That's an Anna Knaki carrying a bucket of scissorup
to make your ass. There's a lot of people on this planet that don't
have spirits, and they don't have souls. They're just empty vessels to take
a space. But some of us come from higher dimensions. To make sure
this dimension what you want to bet he comes from a higher dimension and he's
not a hollow husk person. I bet you this brother right here sees himself
as important. Here's a book on this planet called the Vointage Manuscript. This
book is explaining life and explaining except that nobody have translated that book and nobody
knows what the heck it is. So how is that gonna help you out
in your argument. I'm starting to think this is not Pierre Refew. But
no one on this planet can read this book. They say this book was
actually written by angels. We came here and told everyone what was gonna happen,
and they explained that we actually came from plaints. We was from the
sword. Now a cabbage baby, you are Cabbin's past kid. Girl.
You made a cabbage patch, and you made a kill, and you made
a Spanish girl. You just a little bitty spinach girl. You made a
cabbage patch. You my cabbage kid, You a cabin gar, You my
cabine in a kale worm. You ain't reel girl, but you up cabbage
girl, the spinach color flower. Let us right, let us all the
greens. You a cabbage girl. I'm a kale man and you a cabbage
girl. I don't know, I don't know. I can't feel that the
beats are not working for him to night. I would suggest that you googled
this man ship, suggest that you googled it. Google this. I know
not get one from this plant plant in seas. This is what Earth is
called plants. It's really a big ass seeds. Even I don't even know
what's called a plant. Let's dude, Wow, this dude never lets you
down right, You my cabbage bitch, You my cabbage bitch. I can't
find a good song. Let's see, let's trust this one. We're gonna
have a good beat for a cabbage bitch. You ain't no kale girl,
you my cabbage bee. Would you rather be a stewed cabbage beuh or a
kale bish or a romaine bish? I need, I need a good song
for my cabbage girl. You stanky leg you a stanky log? Which cabbage
girl? Because cabbage stash didn't know? Okay, got exa cabbage cool?
Yeah we was cabine got a capt school ko, Phil, how you doing
chickens in the room? She get jump? I'm thinking about Catta's girls.
I met you in the god and I thought it was the god of heed.
Your name was Twanda, and you like some cabbage. I don't know.
I can't find the right beast tonight. Sometimes you find the it worked
at the beginning, right, we had a hit at the beginning. If
we can get if we can turn out one hit in a live stream,
it's all good. That's all good. Blue Skittle says, what about the
star Seeds? Nah, bro, I'm a chalk seed. That's what I'm
saying. Don't listen to this strange man over here. Get over to chalk
dot com. Get a hold of some of that TomKat Alie. We love
the tone cat. You know that that right there, proven to boost testosterone.
By the way, guys, remind you tonight, our good buddy Tristana,
second ratest rapper in the world, not greatest ratest, second ratest rapper
in the world, is doing his live stream tonight. Be sure and go
watch him. It's going to be a lot of fun. Chris ninety seven
says for three dollars Jay is Seraph and Rose accessible for a Catholic looking into
orthodoxy. Absolutely absolutely, that'd be one of the best things to read,
something like his book on Nihilism, God's Revelation to the Human Heart. Those
are all good. Seraph and Rose Introductions, Constantine Metal Trama that's a name
right there. Dude has a name for real. I have a question about
Orthodoxy. How do we know what tradition is and development in the faith,
and whether there's dogmatics for any outward aspect of it. Well, there isn't
development in the Roman Catholic There is explication of what was already laid down the
faith once for all delivered. There are dogmatics in the sense of the teachings
of the ecumenical councils and the things that are received in the Orthodox world,
so the Pallemite synods. So if you're looking for dogmatics, then I would
say you're going to experience that in the church, in the liturgy, in
catechesis, and in your own study of the scriptures and the ecumenical councils.
So those are the starting places of dogma. Cataclysm of five dollars. I
love your work, Thank you so much. Cataclisma the acumenoust Cookbook three dollars.
I've heard you talk about it, but can you refer to me places
where you've addressed the myth about Christian holidays being replaced by pagan practices. I
mean, this is a very kind of simple reputation if you think about it,
really the holidays are from the Jewish I mean, the Orthodox liturgy is
out of the Jewish temple and synagogue system. So the holidays that we have
aren't just arbitrary made up things. That's why it's not Easter, it's Pasca
Passover. So if you're asking specifically about Christmas or something like that, Good
Shepherd Orthodox has a classic essay. See if it comes up, this is
it. You can go read this essay here that I will put in the
chat, and that we actually get the dating of Christmas from the Book of
Luke, so you can go read that there. So there's your answer,
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chats. We had a lot of fun. Thank you, guys for a
nice fun stream. We got to check in on the Danks. We checked
in on the Witches and the Evangelical preachers, and then we got a little
bit of star set update from our boy. Uh, but we didn't We
didn't even really get into the Atheists. But we've been going for a while,
so we'll check up on the atheists next time. Guys, be sure
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