WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.519 --> 00:00:28.160 The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 2 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:52.920 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 3 00:00:54.359 --> 00:01:23.640 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 4 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:49.640 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 5 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:27.840 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 6 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:49.599 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 7 00:02:52.560 --> 00:03:23.319 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 8 00:03:37.199 --> 00:04:05.919 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 9 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:27.519 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 10 00:04:36.959 --> 00:05:35.920 the the the do then the the the the the, the, the, 11 00:05:36.959 --> 00:06:09.959 the, the, the the the, the, the, the, 12 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:41.480 the, the, the, the, the, the the, the the 13 00:06:42.920 --> 00:07:15.959 the the, the, the, the, the, the the the, 14 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:42.959 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 15 00:07:46.600 --> 00:08:26.839 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 16 00:08:39.559 --> 00:09:11.080 the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, 17 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:37.279 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 18 00:09:39.240 --> 00:10:20.240 the the the. 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Don't then the the, 22 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:45.639 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 23 00:12:46.879 --> 00:13:15.639 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 24 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:41.159 the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, 25 00:13:43.879 --> 00:14:16.600 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 26 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:46.840 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the 27 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:18.840 then, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, 28 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:45.320 the, the, the, the, the, the the the, 29 00:15:46.799 --> 00:16:41.279 the the the, the the the, the the, the, the, 30 00:16:44.240 --> 00:17:08.000 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 31 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:48.039 the the the the the the the the the the the the the the 32 00:18:03.920 --> 00:19:33.720 the the the the the the the the the the the the the All right, 33 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:41.240 what's up? Welcome everybody to a fun stream. Forget the have y'all 34 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:45.240 heard of this? I don't know, don't tell me its streams that don't 35 00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:48.319 do good? Come on, now, come on, now, what's up? 36 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:55.680 So I was about the rat, But if I don't have a good 37 00:19:55.720 --> 00:20:02.200 connection, this is Oh yeah, we got some nice super chats already. 38 00:20:02.359 --> 00:20:07.279 Thank you to the cheap skate super chatters sending in those big one dollars much 39 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:11.559 appreciated. Is it good now? It looks like a streaming, looks like 40 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:17.720 it's nice now you know what I'm saying. We got a nice steady stream. 41 00:20:17.920 --> 00:20:22.160 Okay, looking good? Y'all want to catch up with our witch friends 42 00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:29.319 and our star seeds and our evangelical preachers. We gotta check up on them. 43 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:32.400 We gotta check in. We gotta see what the gurus are up to. 44 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:37.039 We gotta get enlightened. We gotta open up our third eye. Gotta 45 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:41.880 throw a can of beans out out the front door for good luck. All 46 00:20:41.920 --> 00:20:48.559 those occult practices, throwing pental beans, throwing a canna wet fresh wet penthal 47 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:55.039 beans out the door for good luck. Y'all heard of that. That's a 48 00:20:56.480 --> 00:21:00.880 Satanic practice. One O. One first thing you do when you join the 49 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:03.880 church Satan they make you throw pentalo beans out the front door for good luck. 50 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:08.359 Uh. But for real, though, a lot of stuff going on. 51 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:15.359 TikTok is converting a lot of these chicks, a lot of these Where's 52 00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:18.359 all them? Where my male witch is at? It's all women on TikTok 53 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:23.440 because of the goddess. But I'm pretty sure there's male witches too. Where 54 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:29.799 they at? Like you know what I'm saying, Like a warlock with a 55 00:21:29.880 --> 00:21:37.000 cape? Where's the warlocks at? Warlocks represented? It's all women. I 56 00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:45.440 feel like this is a genderest operation and that men are not sufficiently represented in 57 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:53.039 warlock dumb right, So I got so this is a particularly gen Z problem, 58 00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:57.000 you know what I'm saying. This is a gen Z problem. It's 59 00:21:57.039 --> 00:22:06.640 not a problem for boomers. Very few, very few boomer witches. I 60 00:22:06.720 --> 00:22:10.599 mean there's a couple out there. Rachel highlights them in her books, Jamie 61 00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:12.160 covers them on her channel. You know what I'm saying. She's the old 62 00:22:12.200 --> 00:22:17.279 school, the old guard of witches. Well, where the warlocks at? 63 00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:23.319 Where my warlocks? Set warlocks on strike because they're not getting the same benefits 64 00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:29.960 as the women. A lot of warlocks is on EBT cards right now. 65 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:33.400 Governments issue in ebt cards with a little bat on the side of it for 66 00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:41.160 the warlocks. Warlocks are having to buy eye of newt, toe of bat 67 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:45.720 with EBT cards, and a lot of places don't even take a warlock ebt. 68 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:52.799 You go to Costco, it rings up empty, don't work. We 69 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:57.920 got to go down the dollar store, right, you know what I'm saying. 70 00:22:59.559 --> 00:23:03.240 And so the problem is the reason that a lot of men's is gonna 71 00:23:03.279 --> 00:23:07.920 be turning to to witchcraft is because all the chicks are gonna be witch is 72 00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:12.359 they won't have any game to spit unless they become warlocks. Because, ay, 73 00:23:12.799 --> 00:23:15.880 this is not about Jamie, by the way, this is this is 74 00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:21.240 today's Today's song is about gen Z problems. You know what I'm saying. 75 00:23:21.400 --> 00:23:30.759 Hey, oh hey, my girl, whiz though, Oh hey, oh 76 00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:40.039 my girl, whiz though. Oh no, she got twenty five bells of 77 00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:48.000 food ride daddied in the backyard. I'm a writ todd. Oh my girlove 78 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:56.039 whiz though, Oh my girl love. Huh. She started out as an 79 00:23:56.279 --> 00:24:04.359 art whole, my whole. She got on tick tick she a witch. 80 00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:12.039 Now my house, my girl, Oh whiz though, my girl, Oh 81 00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:22.079 whiz though. I want to play cards with my homeboys, my hole. 82 00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:32.680 I want a playgofish oh with my home boys. I ho, my girl, 83 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:37.319 bring terrort cards, I hope, I said, what's that terrort card 84 00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:45.960 right there? She said, that's a death card. Oh uh, oh, 85 00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:55.839 that's a death card. Twenty five barrels of your ride in the backyard. 86 00:24:56.599 --> 00:25:02.519 It's a death card. Oh. It went from a tarot card to 87 00:25:02.759 --> 00:25:11.160 my terror card. Oh, my girl, Oh whiz though, my parrol 88 00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:19.400 she oh whizz though. Oh, she took my e B T H and 89 00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:30.799 she bought back wings from aunt C. She emptied out my t E B 90 00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:48.799 T card. My girl is my girl loves though horror, My girl, 91 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:59.640 old whiz though withh them tarrot cards. She took my e B T and 92 00:25:59.799 --> 00:26:10.920 she pimp out up broomstick. She put simp juice in my pimp juice. 93 00:26:12.599 --> 00:26:18.680 It's a witch's brew. And now I'm chipping our forties of a witch's brew 94 00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:30.960 full of simp juice. It's a spell now anyway, I was all in 95 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:33.279 frov. What do y'all think of that? Which'all think of? That? 96 00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:36.480 Was? I got three dollars super chest. Ever, when I start singing, 97 00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:42.440 When I start singing, usually the super chests, the pay piggy start 98 00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:49.240 flowing. That pay piggy bacon starts sizzling when I start saying anyway, maybe 99 00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:53.200 y'all get inspired here in a minute, it's spoil. Maybe I'll getting a 100 00:26:53.279 --> 00:27:00.160 sport. Maybe I'll get in a sport. Pretty good, not gonna lie, 101 00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:06.480 of course. I mean, I'd say eight out of ten of our 102 00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:11.720 freestyle songs pretty hype, pretty hype. You know what I'm saying. I 103 00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:15.920 mean, every now and then there's a stink bomb, but even the stink 104 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:22.839 bombs are still kind of fun. So anyway, she oh with so again, 105 00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:27.400 it's all improv too. If you do want to support the stream and 106 00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:33.039 you're feeling generous, super chats are done very easily through stream labs. You 107 00:27:33.160 --> 00:27:37.920 just follow this stream labs link right here, right yaw, and then you 108 00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:45.119 fund my new record label EP coming out. My girl though wiz oh lo 109 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:52.960 ho. She puts simp juice in my pen, juice my home. So 110 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:59.319 you can support me by a superchanzer. There time to check in and get 111 00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:06.880 enlightened, to get our third eye opened, to get our Coundalini's tickled tickling. 112 00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:10.759 Coond Aleeni, I'm a tickle up that cone alan at. What's that 113 00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:18.279 mean? I don't know. I don't know, Sweeter Russell Stover chuckle Ah, 114 00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:30.480 I'm trying to play some more music. Condaleni, coom Daleni, I'm 115 00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:37.000 not coom Daleni. We gotta see what we're gonna see what the witches are 116 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:52.240 up to. Alight, Oh, coomdalenerra coomdal coomdle what you doing now? 117 00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:03.680 Goom d Where are you at now? You a sicky snake, A little 118 00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:11.079 sleeky snake going up my pert break. Hey, hey, you a little 119 00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:18.359 y'all melessing me up in the channel about crying Cumberlani makes me crying now and 120 00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:27.519 I'm tearing now and I'm tearing up. Give meet him, super channer to 121 00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:48.359 the lean CUMBI whoa gumblean, Hey, goomba lean whoa whoa? You a 122 00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:57.000 little snake crawling the mother of bray. Hey, you a little sleeky sleeky 123 00:29:57.119 --> 00:30:04.440 snake itching the mother. I don't know about that. That was a little 124 00:30:04.440 --> 00:30:08.119 weird. That was a little weird, but we did. We did get 125 00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:14.119 a couple of super chats out of it. I'm still I'm still a little 126 00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:17.440 sick. What are the witches up to? Three things you don't do as 127 00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:21.000 a witch? Y'all? Does everybody know this? Or is this old hat? 128 00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:26.119 Everybody warlocks over here? Everybody already knows this. Let's see what we 129 00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:30.920 got. I never do as a witch. First, buying your boyfriend care 130 00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:36.640 do not do it. He will walk right out of your life. Did 131 00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:40.759 she say don't buy a boyfriend new shoes he'll walk. I'm pretty sure that 132 00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:45.640 that's not going to make a man run. Yeah, she actually said, 133 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:51.720 don't buy new shoes because he'll run out of your life. Is this bad 134 00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:56.680 puns? Having a welcome that and I'm talking about the ones that say welcome 135 00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:03.720 or come in running across it written read it across. If you have a 136 00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:10.559 welcome at and invites negative energy people believe in that, you know, like 137 00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:15.279 a vampire. Can't cross your threshold because that's not real. Sorry, I 138 00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:18.000 don't know if y'all know those not real? You don't want that, don't 139 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.359 do it. Lastly, Number three, do not do any love spells. 140 00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:26.920 Everyone is entitled to have free will. I thought, that's why you become 141 00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:29.960 a witch, is to do love spells. And by the way, you 142 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:33.319 notice how a lot of witches, a lot of witches don't do weight loss 143 00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:36.720 spells. You know this this girl is an exception. But most of these 144 00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:40.880 witches, I mean, they need a they need to ward off. They 145 00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:44.839 need awarding off a Krispy Kream spell, right, But they don't ever cast 146 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:48.640 that one. They don't ever cast. They're casting spells to get more Krispy 147 00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:55.920 Kremes. And but I don't get the one about not buying your man's shoes. 148 00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.559 You can, you can. Jamie can always bind me some shoes. 149 00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:02.799 In fact, she said, what do you want for Christmas? I said, 150 00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:08.119 some new shoes. I need some new boomer loafers. So uh, 151 00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:14.799 not true, factually not true. She's got green hair like her plants. 152 00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:22.960 I think there's gonna be some wisdom about the drop. Wait, it doesn't 153 00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:29.359 look like that. Witches are always I told you, what have I said? 154 00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:37.200 What about said? This whole religion is basically finding creative crafty like crafts, 155 00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:42.599 not which which craft is crafts, it's arts and crafts with dead bugs. 156 00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:45.319 That's really what it is. And and old jugs that you're rying. 157 00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:52.039 She got an old jug of Yo Ryan in the bat, y'all, I'm 158 00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:59.519 a red right, that's what witchcraft are just finding creative craft uses for dead 159 00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:07.880 bugs in trash? Why does it always do that? Which she said will 160 00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:13.920 be super cute and fly said super cute and fun. That's a dead it's 161 00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:19.160 all. It's just trash and bug. You told me that I would be 162 00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:25.920 bubbling and fools. All right? Moving on, all the witchy things I 163 00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:32.799 found in my very conservative Christian mother in law town she's about to own her 164 00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:37.119 conservative mother in law, probably a neocon, right. What does she have? 165 00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:42.240 A cauldron? It looks like a ah, that's just a thing of 166 00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:45.200 potpourri, that's what every That's a classic mom core object. That is not 167 00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:50.440 good grief. It keeps doing this. Okay, All the witchy things I 168 00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:55.160 found in my very conservative Christian mother in law. A little cauldron, a 169 00:33:55.240 --> 00:34:04.240 little cauldron complete with a handle as the pass it. That's just that's just 170 00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:10.000 jump moonwater, holy water moon water. Right. So for those that don't 171 00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:15.800 know, boomers collect jump right, I mean they're all about junked antiques, 172 00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:22.000 antique store right, filling up a house with junk and then getting rid of 173 00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:25.360 all the junk like a year later, giving it back to the same antique 174 00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:28.639 stores, you know. I mean, that's just what boomers are. Basically, 175 00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:34.880 It's like a giant black male racket of antiques and junk. So she's 176 00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:39.320 over here thinking that random ass. So any antique store is just a giant 177 00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:45.400 a cold powerhouse. If that's the case, Sus, sus, that's just 178 00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:53.039 holy water or a bottle just sitting on the shove, ostrich Egg serious protection 179 00:34:53.320 --> 00:35:00.840 vibes chime in the window. So she thinks her mom is a wish because 180 00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:07.599 her mom has like the most typical wells as nome hyper Borea. Actually, 181 00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:13.639 I'm pro boomer now, I like that one. Y'all know about nome hyper 182 00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:20.320 Borea. Everybody's like, why are you known posting? Because I missed out 183 00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:24.440 on no posting a year ago, and everybody finds it to be uh in 184 00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:54.480 some way soothing. This is one of my favorite video see no nome posting 185 00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:58.960 is based in Chad. So I think we're gonna we're gonna do our own 186 00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:05.440 uh war counter, which spells when we come across uh some wich gross wish 187 00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:12.559 nonsense, and we're gonna fight them. We're gonna reply in the ether with 188 00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:15.880 Gnome Hyperborea songs. I don't know why every time I touch this thing, 189 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:29.360 it does that. What the heck? God? I never what the see? 190 00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:32.360 This is? This is why I do whatever. Just say the words. 191 00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:37.000 Give me to come on, give me to go ahead. I'm ready. 192 00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:42.519 Dang she she's gonna recruit. I spoke. I spoke too soon. 193 00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:51.639 We got Warlocks, Ziggy Marley. We got Warlock Ziggy Marley about to come 194 00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:57.719 to the rescue right of this poor woman. So I'm starting to change my 195 00:36:57.800 --> 00:37:01.119 mind. I'm starting to think, No, maybe maybe I was wrong. 196 00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:07.239 Maybe I need to repent, because I definitely want to be on the side 197 00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:15.199 in this equation of Warlock Ziggy Marley, me going to elp him by one 198 00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:21.639 man, me gonna cost a lot going to him, Me going to elp 199 00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:25.800 him by a wood man, Me going to cost him help me, gonna 200 00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:32.719 put the war exper on. I don't know, reggae Warlock does that work? 201 00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:37.920 What y'all think? Every time I pull up the Warlock songs though, 202 00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:43.199 I mean the reggae songs, they always suck. So I'm not gonna risk 203 00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:46.559 it pulling up a reggae song. But I do like the idea of reggae. 204 00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:51.159 Ziggy Marley, he was a little light in his loafers too, wouldn't 205 00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:55.920 he was a little But at least we do got one warlock helping out. 206 00:37:55.920 --> 00:38:01.599 He's helping the batter women of journey. And all you need is trash. 207 00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:07.599 You need some old trash and make a list of all of your favorite things 208 00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:12.719 in following touch degrees. Make a list of your favorite things. That's all 209 00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:15.599 it is, and a few as you can grow on these over time. 210 00:38:15.800 --> 00:38:19.360 And then once she's gone this circle, all the ones stand back to the 211 00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:24.440 most and with those circle bombs, I'm trying to do this music ding my 212 00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:30.079 damn channel, That's what I'm trying to do. So as an example, 213 00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:37.239 so basically, witch Crabs is just note taken according to this chip, right, 214 00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:42.159 just take a lot of notes, write your ideas down list. I 215 00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:45.400 mean, if we dang, she's filling up note. But she's just making 216 00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:54.559 lists, just putting facts, writing down class notes, grocery list, laundry 217 00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:59.920 list. So that makes it easy. Dude over there just said is wish 218 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.880 you know there's this nasty room of going around about how witches sell their soul 219 00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:08.599 to the devil vicious lies Anyway, it's more like a subscription service, but 220 00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:14.400 you know that's how they Oh really is this Woody Allen? Did you know 221 00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:21.440 Woody Allen was into witchcraft? Ooh, I'm starting to get scared. I 222 00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:24.599 get you. You get three three months of unlimited power from Satan, then 223 00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:28.840 you forget to cancel the subscription, and all of a sudden, they charge 224 00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:34.159 your card. It's highway robbery on this sounds like this sounds like Woody Allen, 225 00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:37.840 but it's the hands of freaking Tesla Holiday. I mean, I'm confused, 226 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:44.119 that's what's going on my listen to Woody Allen? Or is this like 227 00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:49.159 some uh five hundred pound lady wasn't going on? But there was nothing in 228 00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:52.920 the terms and conditions about giving up my soul? Who needs a soul when 229 00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:57.880 you got unlimited channels? Oh? You know somebody was asking me for another 230 00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:00.920 witchy story. Well, this one time I got arrested for trying to smuggle 231 00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.719 holy water into the underworld, So of course I did a love spell, 232 00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:08.960 hoping my Prince Charming would come and rescue me. Next this sounds like the 233 00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:14.079 setup of a joke that a dirty uncle tells. So I hope that's going 234 00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:16.519 in this direction thing. You know, I'm waking up next to Sean Connery 235 00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:22.880 with barbecue sauce all over my titties. And that's so. Now I'm really 236 00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:30.000 confused because this sounded like Woody Allen and now it's talking about waking up naked 237 00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:35.559 next to Sean Connery covered in barbecue sauce. So when I knew, I 238 00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:37.960 don't know what's going on. Se Yeah, this is just a bunch of 239 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:42.119 failed recipes. Right, Never put molasses in a love spell unless you're looking 240 00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:45.320 for a good time. Anyways, I forgot what I was talking about. 241 00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:49.559 So this is a spell to open up your psychic powers. It's also a 242 00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:57.239 spell to increase interest rates from four to fifteen percent. Hopefully this is going 243 00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:00.920 to do very well in the coming markets of cue free. You know, 244 00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:05.119 every once in a while, you got to give that pineal glands a good 245 00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:07.639 scrub down. I do this every once in a while. I'm gonna raise 246 00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:13.840 the interest rates on your pineal gland. Wow, when I'm practicing of a 247 00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:17.920 nation right now, it's on neuromancy. That's the auto reading dream ramancy. 248 00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:28.519 That was One of my pet peeves with witch Talk cult Yosy is there's this 249 00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:31.599 expectation that if you post on here, you have to know everything about everything. 250 00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:38.440 If you don't. Uh, every time I play these they got stupid 251 00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:43.400 music. Witch Talk is freaking out because Cat Bondie is selling out her witchcraft 252 00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:46.840 books and everyone's convinced that means witchcraft is going to be illegal now and oh 253 00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:52.239 we already saw her last time. Remember, they're worried that they're worried that 254 00:41:52.840 --> 00:42:01.840 Christianity is gonna make witchcraft illegal. Uh huh, definitely that's a real threat. 255 00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:08.280 Though. Dang girl, what's you up too? What's she doing over 256 00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:14.880 here? She's trying out it? Okay, gonna try out? What's up 257 00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:23.440 trying out witchcraft? What's happening? Can you float? Okay? That was 258 00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:30.199 nothing. I mean this is the most mindless stuff. Can you imagine you 259 00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:39.119 spend This is what you spend your time on. Look, if you five 260 00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:47.360 years into witchcraft and you still got got a ghetto ass apartment, you on 261 00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:54.000 EBT stamps, you out back with a bunch of dry ribs and bones, 262 00:42:54.199 --> 00:43:04.719 I mean I want to see you in a penthouse with bugattis and then I'll 263 00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:07.239 believe that you have these powers. But you notice, every time people get 264 00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:10.440 into this, it's like, remember how Crowley. How did Crowley in his 265 00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:15.760 days as a god man, as a god being? No, as a 266 00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:24.639 lonely, drug addicted, cockroach apartment infested uh dying alone, fat dude. 267 00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:29.760 It doesn't sound like a god being to me. But then they'll say, 268 00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:35.599 oh, but he he was powerful in the spirit realm. Okay, so 269 00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:39.760 just like you are actually rich in the spirit realm, but you living in 270 00:43:39.840 --> 00:43:45.880 a day and ghetto. Mm hmm. Let me you you You're sending you 271 00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:52.880 you a bitcoin whale in the spirit realm, but you gotta buy you gotta 272 00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:57.280 buy your brute, your your eye of newt with an eb T card on 273 00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:07.599 Etsy. It is chat what lord lordy, Lordie says she's a witch. 274 00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:15.239 I wonder that's true. Who knows what's true? Celebrity witch is lordy? 275 00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:22.559 Uh? Azalea Banks? I thought that was a skanky white chick. Who 276 00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:28.960 am I thinking of? Azalea Banks? I thought that was who's that white 277 00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:36.119 chick that's singing all that turky songs torking targeted work. Now I really sound 278 00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:43.880 like a mom who sings the Torque tork song. Uh Sarah Hyland, who's 279 00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:52.840 that? Uh Lana del Ray, Oh she's a witch. See I didn't 280 00:44:52.840 --> 00:45:02.800 even do that. It just it just jumped mm hmm. Forgot Stevie Nicks. 281 00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:07.199 Yeah, so we gotta we got to convert these uh celebrities out of 282 00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:14.519 witchcraft. Whoa dude, this is some indigenous powers going on right here? 283 00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:23.920 Do you worship Indigenous peoples? The holy Indigenous peoples? Remember holiday moms, 284 00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:31.639 ritz cracker, holiday bark. If your partner is being secretive with their phone, 285 00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:36.559 you need to do this now. Most people are unaware. That simple 286 00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:47.880 how the website exays. Right, you're worshiping indigenous Indigenous peoples, Holy Indigenous 287 00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:58.039 peoples getting worshiped baby witch, baby witch, Humpty dumpty, got crap. 288 00:45:58.599 --> 00:46:22.639 All right, this is party seen these indigenous practice. This is awful. 289 00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:28.079 So it's put she's putting ice cubes to her head. Hold on your third 290 00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:34.159 eye. Uh, she's going too fast. I can't I can't follow what 291 00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:40.639 she's up to. I think the devil just gets off maybe on get people 292 00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:44.400 to do dumb shit, you know what I mean. Like the Devil's just 293 00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:47.199 like, let's see if I can get them to collect like fourteen flies in 294 00:46:47.320 --> 00:46:51.480 a jar and then let's see if we can get them to bury it with 295 00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:54.079 pe in it in the backyard for a year. Let's just see. Will 296 00:46:54.079 --> 00:46:58.079 they be that dumb to do something that ridiculous? I think that's what the 297 00:46:58.320 --> 00:47:00.159 devil is, like a duper's delight on a dude. You know what I 298 00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:08.360 mean? This is I can't tell what's happening. It's activating my spurgatism. 299 00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:16.679 I'm about to have a hold your camera. Still what the he look? 300 00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:30.280 More bugs hanging kale? Who knows what's going on? Nothing? People? 301 00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:36.320 So I think this app is literally just insanity, Like the app is the 302 00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:40.960 this is what is. Look they got they got some stuff from Barnes and 303 00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:50.000 Nobles, like a like a Barnes and Noble witchcraft set right there. All 304 00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:58.719 right, your your husband is nervous, but you are a witch, and 305 00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:00.960 so you're just filling up the about with a bunch of stuff that's gonna burn 306 00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:07.199 his ding dong. Literally right, she's putting spells in his back. Honey, 307 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:12.760 let me know it's that it's that woody Allen woman which you bout me 308 00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:15.559 to draw you up bed, honey, allow me to put a lot of 309 00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:22.480 chemicals in salt in me gonna fry your weeness. That's the frying of the 310 00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:28.159 weeness spell. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have to exact some usery on your 311 00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:32.519 weenness. We're gonna to move on. This is getting too crazy, It's 312 00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:40.000 too jittery. It's like Schitzo or something. The witches are just a bunch 313 00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:44.920 of drunk chicks, right, just a bunch of box line ants. Uh, 314 00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:50.559 nothing else to do but rearrange garbage in different formations. Tell us about 315 00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:57.239 it into your crash. She just got back from the wren Fair, right, 316 00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.360 and she's about the skinniest chick I've ever seen from a wren fair, 317 00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:04.559 which is saying a lot. Okay, you ever looked at have you ever 318 00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:09.159 been near a renaissance fair? I mean it's like piggy city, baby, 319 00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:15.159 right, I mean, if the big bad Wolf needs to hit up the 320 00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:20.599 ren Fair, he chasing three pigs. Tell that big bad wolf to hit 321 00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:24.440 up the damn ren Fair and he's he won't have to be No, he 322 00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:28.639 will be chasing anybody. I have a message for you. This message may 323 00:49:28.679 --> 00:49:31.400 not apply to everyone, but this helped me get comfortable in my cross a 324 00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:37.400 lot. Instead of imagining that you were performing witchcrafts, rather imagine that you 325 00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:42.920 are making art. Oh shit, mind blow myself and I noticed some parallels, 326 00:49:42.960 --> 00:49:49.599 so let me share it. Okay, So it's just like art craft. 327 00:49:51.039 --> 00:49:54.280 What did I sing in my song? My girl the ho Now see 328 00:49:54.320 --> 00:50:00.079 your wizz though? What did I sing? What did I sing? How 329 00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:05.280 did I sing? I told you and I told you? Didn't I tell 330 00:50:05.320 --> 00:50:10.119 you? Then? I know the psyche of these people. I know the 331 00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:15.079 psyche. It's all Art strives to have some sort of impact. It's expression 332 00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:20.800 through the human experience. Art can have traditions, it can break the norms. 333 00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:23.880 It could be for oneself or for a multitude of people. That sounds 334 00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:28.480 familiar. Let me break it down even more. If you're an occult practitioner, 335 00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:31.119 if you're an artist, your ingredients list or how you perform your spell 336 00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:35.639 is your choice of media, and your type of spell work is your subject 337 00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:39.320 matter. Both witchcraft and art are done with your mind. Both witchcraft and 338 00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:44.159 art shapes the universe with the product that is put out into the world. 339 00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:49.360 I didn't change that, it just changed what the heck? This is my 340 00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:52.760 marriage craft practice with the product that is put out into the world. So 341 00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:57.599 how can this help your craft? Imagining your spells as a sort of art. 342 00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:00.880 Now I'm starting to doubt that whole thing about her being one of the 343 00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:06.000 few, one of the thinnest win Fair girls over because I think she's got 344 00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:13.400 that that freaking girdle there. That girdle I think is for the TikTok videos. 345 00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:15.440 So it's like squirshed in the middle, and then I think the it's 346 00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:20.960 like probably all just spilling out of the bottom, which is conveniently cut out 347 00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:25.679 of the clip. So I take back my comment about so her spell is 348 00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:30.400 just basically a garter spell, right, you know what I'm saying yourself? 349 00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:36.880 It will reflect on what steps do I need to get to my final product, 350 00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:45.199 or even what in my life in human experience of shadow about how your 351 00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:49.719 sell? Oh damn shadow work? Now I thought that was some Jordan Peterson 352 00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:57.559 Carl Gadjong stuff shadow work. Shadow work. M hmm, no, no, 353 00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:05.519 no, no, no, Look, maybe connecting with my inner child 354 00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:07.719 is about to have a tantrum right now. That's what my inner child is 355 00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:14.920 feeling. Thank you give me some of your hair. Dude's gonna do which 356 00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:21.760 other here's my shout out telling my boylocks my warlock with them goldilocks. Right, 357 00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:27.280 so we got a few warlocks represent all right, that's about enough I 358 00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:31.599 can take of our updated which talk u e yikes, right, thank you 359 00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:39.320 guys for those beautiful super chats. We got a handful here. Scientologist trinitarian 360 00:52:39.559 --> 00:52:43.199 dude. Come on, I hope that's a joke, because that ain't a 361 00:52:43.320 --> 00:52:47.119 thing, he says. Do you know of any books or videos or articles 362 00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:53.280 that compile moments in church history where the Church Fathers were particularly mean, savage 363 00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:58.639 and humorous. I don't know of a place that compiles them. But actually 364 00:52:58.679 --> 00:53:02.639 there are quite humorous, quite savage, and do make fun of people like 365 00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:07.960 heretics and dumb beliefs quite often. And if a person reads the Church Fathers 366 00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:14.199 and gets pretty fluent in them, you won't notice that. That's why it's 367 00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:17.840 pretty easy to tell somebody who's not very fluent in that domain when they start 368 00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:25.119 saying that we should never say anything. Yeah good, who is meaning the 369 00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:30.880 internet and TikTok. I would like to rebuke this behavior because it's not properly 370 00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:35.719 orthodox, and I am so pious. By the way, next time somebody 371 00:53:35.760 --> 00:53:39.440 gets all piety signally, just ask them why are you even commenting on the 372 00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:43.559 internet. If you were truly pioused, you would not be on the internet. 373 00:53:43.559 --> 00:53:45.800 You'd be praying in your corner. So by the very fact that you're 374 00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:51.239 commenting on the internet when you could be praying, shows that you're not really 375 00:53:51.280 --> 00:54:00.119 pious. Boom melted melted? Uh? Oh is this pastor Crazy Anderson or 376 00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:05.960 whatever his name is. Oh, so, now that we've checked in on 377 00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:08.440 our witches, we've had some fun. We brewed up some samp juice. 378 00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:15.480 Instead of pimp juice, she puts simp juice all in my pen juice, 379 00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:20.280 my girl, little whiz though. I hope that gets caught in those minds 380 00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:22.400 because I thought I thought that was a pretty good song. I don't know. 381 00:54:23.039 --> 00:54:25.679 If you want to support the show, you can't via stream lives. 382 00:54:27.559 --> 00:54:30.360 Let's check in on. It's time to go to church. Listen, you 383 00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:36.440 done got dirty from all that witchcraft. We're gonna clean you up, son. 384 00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:40.559 We're gonna get you in a church, into church. We're gonna take 385 00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:46.239 you to Randy Balls pastor Randy Balls Megachurch Wow, where they baptize you in 386 00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:54.639 the waterslide, and then afterward is the Christian Manster truck Reny y'all remember Pastor 387 00:54:54.760 --> 00:55:00.639 Randy Owels Mega Church. Look, I look on nog On nug Got Church, 388 00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:07.599 this Sunday st Sunday. Well, guess what a lot of people for 389 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:13.880 many years have been asking for a return of Randy Balls. Maybe I will 390 00:55:13.960 --> 00:55:16.760 do it. Let's let's I haven't watched this in years, so let's uh, 391 00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:22.199 let's get a refresher here, because after all that dirty witchcraft, it's 392 00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:27.920 time to take you folks to church. We're gonna get you cleaned up in 393 00:55:28.679 --> 00:55:35.400 the water slide baptism. Let's see what Randy Ball is up to. Random 394 00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:37.519 balls and not. It doesn't even come up when you put in Randy balls. 395 00:55:38.599 --> 00:55:45.039 Let's see Megachurch Jay Dyer, I feel like this is one of my 396 00:55:45.159 --> 00:55:50.920 favorite skits over the years. Yeah, here we go. Let's see this 397 00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:54.000 one. Let's see if it still holds up. Hold up, Let's see 398 00:55:54.039 --> 00:55:58.400 if it holds up. By the way, that one image is an actual 399 00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:00.960 megachurch. I don't remember where on that, but let's see if this whole 400 00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:08.159 church. Are you not spiritual fad where you are? Come on down the 401 00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:46.000 circus of power Megabgature. This is petering. It's my eyes shut. I 402 00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:50.920 really did call at that same Then I thought, why not just leave it 403 00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:54.960 in there because Randy Balls would probably cough and fail to edit it out, 404 00:56:54.960 --> 00:57:13.440 you know what I mean? For me, did y'all notice my boomer hul 405 00:57:13.519 --> 00:57:19.760 Cogan style, uh shaven shaven job there? I felt like that's the kind 406 00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:23.480 of goatee that I was. What I was actually going for was what if 407 00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:29.280 Guy Fieri was a mega church pastor. That's what I was going because Guy 408 00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:32.800 Fieri has total mega church pastor vibes, you know what I mean. So 409 00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:40.760 that's what I was going for here a minute. I thought it was funny 410 00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:44.239 too that the wind was blowing so hard you didn't even understand what I was 411 00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:55.280 because I don't worry about what you flip that script with flip flocks. We 412 00:57:55.400 --> 00:58:02.000 got jobs. We got our own in house version of pick Sar. We 413 00:58:02.119 --> 00:58:08.119 got a version everything out there in the world for you. Look at these 414 00:58:08.199 --> 00:58:14.920 get that's Pixar. That's pretty good. They're so cool. In my book, 415 00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:21.199 what do you think not into that? Kids stuck? Don't worry. 416 00:58:21.559 --> 00:58:25.440 We got a whole ministry juice for teens, especially teens dealing with addiction, 417 00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:31.960 call a teen Steam sands. Biker short addictions. Don't why we got a 418 00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:39.639 whole dance troop to help you out. So teen Steam helps you break your 419 00:58:39.639 --> 00:58:43.400 addiction to biker shorts, and they got a dance team to tell you. 420 00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:50.320 Not only that, our church is the only one the track Honey here with 421 00:58:50.519 --> 00:58:57.599 a Blockbuster attached to the sanctuary. He has a lot like Guy Frey. 422 00:58:57.719 --> 00:59:00.480 Actually I didn't. I didn't realize how Guy Fiary he was. I'm kind 423 00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:06.559 of blown away now, baby, Not enough ministries for you. We've also 424 00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:12.440 got a ministry to hoboes, not just hoboes, Louise mimes and dogs to 425 00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:22.880 counseled gangs all together, gangs getting canceled with mimes and hoboes councils. Not 426 00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:29.360 only do we teach families skills like access and dark whim, but all people 427 00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:36.280 had to distinguish from between a thousand and a bus that actually does that does 428 00:59:36.400 --> 00:59:40.559 seem like a pastor kind of joke, right. We're also the only church 429 00:59:40.639 --> 00:59:45.719 to try count area with the theme park based down back of Jack Dude. 430 00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:52.239 This is just like Righteous Gemstones. I feel like Righteous Gemstones watched my skit, 431 00:59:52.280 --> 01:00:00.880 which is fine, but this was five years ago almost now, doctors 432 01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:06.719 artistical service. Why to day the charges to the cold. We've got a 433 01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:10.079 water slide that takes you directly from the sanctuary to the film fool ole back. 434 01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:22.039 I'm not even done. We also have a puppet in industry that wraps 435 01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:25.880 you like them cool beets, I know I do. On top of that, 436 01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:30.480 we got a flying high in Manta Delle, as well as a hunch's 437 01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:38.440 good look at all, my good man? Ain't it crazy? Every sermon 438 01:00:38.920 --> 01:00:44.320 is a monster trub rene. And not only that, I preach every sermon 439 01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:53.199 inside of soul crusher. It's the old crusher. I like that, like 440 01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:59.920 the echo. We also have our own Christian movie productions coming with them. 441 01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:08.639 Ladies downing streaming right to you, come on down right down the circus of 442 01:01:08.719 --> 01:01:13.880 power Bega Church, and not only do you get on these bonuses, you 443 01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:21.400 can visit out of pizza and wearmouth but face drip. All right, that 444 01:01:21.519 --> 01:01:23.079 was pretty good. That held up. You gotta admit, all right? 445 01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:29.119 That was that was That was nice. But I'm not far off from reality, 446 01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:32.920 Emma. Right when we go check out the actual Mega Church scene, 447 01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:38.960 it's actually legit. That crazy, okay, Oh God not remurders. God's 448 01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:46.719 only one is this down? Down? What do you what do you mean? 449 01:01:46.960 --> 01:01:50.880 This is crazy Anderson, right, So he's trying to is this what 450 01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:55.599 it's like at his church? He's screaming up people, what do you want? 451 01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:08.320 Get out of here? A little bit out dragon. It reminds me 452 01:02:08.360 --> 01:02:14.960 of when Paul Washer had me thrown out. Throw that man out. That 453 01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:20.119 man's a disgrace. Oh him out, hey, help him out, get 454 01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:27.400 him out. So some goober came in to pray with Anderson. In the 455 01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:35.360 middle of his sermon, he said, throw him out. And oh God, 456 01:02:37.280 --> 01:02:44.119 all right, congregation, here's another Baptist preacher wants the Holy Ghost up. 457 01:02:44.880 --> 01:03:07.760 Are you ready? He's about some flopping melted, don't even I forget 458 01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:12.800 that guy's name. Rememb when I first turned on TVN back in the day 459 01:03:12.840 --> 01:03:15.519 and that dude was on there. I forget his name. Y'all know his 460 01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:23.400 name? Come here? Oh my god, Oh my god, look at 461 01:03:24.840 --> 01:03:30.920 what I got what I wanted runing on. I'll go back to watching. 462 01:03:32.239 --> 01:03:37.840 I'm gonna tell him Baptist. They don't believe it, do but goddamn I 463 01:03:37.079 --> 01:03:44.320 wanted. I think you again, go there and get his ouse. God, 464 01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:50.559 I'm about I think that's a I don't think that's a preacher. I 465 01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:53.079 think they found a hobo man out back. Listen to this dude talking. 466 01:03:53.280 --> 01:03:57.679 He's got that hobo lisp right where hobos can't hardly talk. Listen, do 467 01:03:57.760 --> 01:04:00.679 you think this dude's a preacher. They don't. He ain't got no teeth. 468 01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:05.800 Dude ain't got teeth. He ain't a preacher without teeth. You go, 469 01:04:08.719 --> 01:04:15.400 that's not a preacher, you He has no upper row of teeth. 470 01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:18.639 That dude is not a preacher. I guarantee you he's not that. This 471 01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:21.840 dude found this dude out back and said, hey, put this big over, 472 01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:27.599 put this nineteen ninety three too big Paul washer suit on and get out 473 01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:30.519 there and gibber jabber, and I'm gonna give you five hundred dollars. That's 474 01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:34.079 what That's what happened right there, because that dude is not a preacher. 475 01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:43.039 When you're on my spot, you're like, you're like, I'm a body 476 01:04:44.239 --> 01:04:47.519 slap all right. This metal dude is getting annoying. I want the clip. 477 01:04:47.559 --> 01:04:55.079 I don't want some redheaded, balding metal dude over my clip up out 478 01:04:55.079 --> 01:05:02.719 of go ahead, shut Look, that's Matt Slick, right, there. 479 01:05:03.079 --> 01:05:06.000 Look at that. That's Matt Slick. You're like, who's that dude? 480 01:05:06.079 --> 01:05:11.519 Right, that's Matt Sleep before he lost his hair, A goblin, a 481 01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:18.960 demon, a boomer tard. Whatever you do right now, don't you stop 482 01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:24.079 tithy, don't you stop sewing offerings? Well, they won't let us go 483 01:05:24.159 --> 01:05:27.199 to church. Well, email it in there, text me to give or 484 01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:30.800 something. But you can get the tithe of that church. Text me offering. 485 01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:33.719 That reminds me, y'all in the super chat, in the dang chat, 486 01:05:34.960 --> 01:05:43.679 give your tithes right now, give your seed hair grow row super chat 487 01:05:43.920 --> 01:05:48.599 grow. Put that dang super chat in the in the in the coffer, 488 01:05:49.639 --> 01:05:56.400 text it in, email it in, mail me a super chat. Do 489 01:05:56.559 --> 01:06:00.559 it like a hair grow, money grow. Let's see if it works. 490 01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:08.159 I'm gonna try the Kenneth Copeland strategy of super chatting the hair grow and then 491 01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:15.639 and then what does it work? He's ready to see the whole of those. 492 01:06:19.400 --> 01:06:23.559 He looks like a Wall Street bro dude pulling up in with the straight 493 01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:29.039 up Wall Street Okay, bullst his nose out. Who wants something? By 494 01:06:29.079 --> 01:06:30.960 the way, this reaction, dude sucks. He ain't funny at all. 495 01:06:32.159 --> 01:06:35.679 Nick Nick is not savage. Let's see, it's T D. Jake's on 496 01:06:35.800 --> 01:07:08.480 the turntables up here, and the mic, well, that was a little 497 01:07:08.559 --> 01:07:11.679 underwhelming. I thought I was gonna get more banged from my buck there. 498 01:07:11.719 --> 01:07:17.400 But I feel like I feel like a lot of church people, they they 499 01:07:17.440 --> 01:07:20.199 don't go to concerts, and so they feel like they don't get to have 500 01:07:20.320 --> 01:07:26.920 any fun, and so church becomes a big, like crappy concert and they 501 01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:31.360 feel like they can't listen to the secular music of the devil, so they 502 01:07:31.440 --> 01:07:38.039 got to create the worst, crappier version of the secular music right. And 503 01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:44.840 I haven't listened to Christian music or radio in probably ten fifteen years just I 504 01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:47.000 mean even hearing it at all. So even ten fifteen years ago, I 505 01:07:47.159 --> 01:07:54.079 wasn't listening to it. I might have heard it, but even back then, 506 01:07:54.199 --> 01:07:59.159 it was like all that was on was the Christian version of You Two, 507 01:07:59.360 --> 01:08:02.880 the Christian version of Coldplay, and it's all these bands that sound just 508 01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:09.559 like Coldplay, but instead of the lyrics being about you know, some gay 509 01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:13.599 song about a boyfriend or girlfriend, which is every song is oh I love 510 01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:17.399 you so much, I don't love you. I was listening to my beloved 511 01:08:17.479 --> 01:08:23.119 britpop and synthpop the other day from the eighty and I was thinking, man, 512 01:08:23.199 --> 01:08:25.439 this is kind of soy. I mean, I love the sounds, 513 01:08:25.520 --> 01:08:29.119 but it's like every song is, Oh, I can't love you, I 514 01:08:29.520 --> 01:08:32.600 love you, I'm so alone? Now, Oh I am I so solly? 515 01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:38.199 I'm going to cryut I'm gonna cry. I'm crying you now on the 516 01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:41.560 microphone. You cry, I cry. I cry because I cross a hoo 517 01:08:41.680 --> 01:08:45.000 March. I'm gonna cry a bett cry. That's all brit pop and synthpop. 518 01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:53.239 And I'm like, these boys need some chock, don't they. They 519 01:08:53.279 --> 01:08:55.960 need some chock. You need some chock because a lot of y'all in the 520 01:08:56.000 --> 01:08:59.319 audiences, you know, you never had a date, you never had a 521 01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:03.119 girlfriend, and you're over there trying to sing Morrissey to him. You call 522 01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:08.479 it and you want to die. What's that Morrissey song? The Smith's You 523 01:09:08.560 --> 01:09:12.399 know, that's like the ultimate example of what I'm talking about. I actually 524 01:09:12.520 --> 01:09:18.439 like that song, but it is it's pretty soy song, right, how's 525 01:09:18.479 --> 01:09:23.520 it go? The You know, we all need to be loved and we 526 01:09:23.640 --> 01:09:28.479 try to find love at the club, you know I'm talking about, And 527 01:09:28.600 --> 01:09:32.680 you go home and you cry and you want to die? That song is 528 01:09:32.800 --> 01:09:36.600 so beta, dude, Actually it might not even be beta. By the 529 01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:43.880 way, isn't Morrissey asexual? What's he singing about? I'm not a huge 530 01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:45.359 Morrissey fan, by the way. I do like some of the smith songs. 531 01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:56.680 I'm just saying, well, how's that song go? And what should 532 01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:59.279 we do? What should we try to sing one of those? What if 533 01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:01.880 we try to sing one of the Let's see what do we get? Copyright 534 01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:17.399 free? Uh, britt pop? That won't work, copyright free britt pop. 535 01:10:17.479 --> 01:10:19.319 Let's see what what do we get? Can we sing on more? 536 01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:33.199 Sing? So morris soy song? Holiday? That was a lie? That's 537 01:10:33.279 --> 01:10:44.359 not britt pop free britt pop. No, that's the it's not gonna work 538 01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:57.800 indie alternative guitar. No, copyright free. Uh, sounds like Morrissey, 539 01:10:58.600 --> 01:11:05.199 sounds like Smith's probably not gonna be able to find that man pretends to sing 540 01:11:05.319 --> 01:11:08.680 like the Smiths. No, that's not it, all right, I don't 541 01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:15.399 know if that's gonna work. Copyright free depeche Mode. That's how I found 542 01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:21.319 y'all wondered, how'd you find that music for your funko pop song? I 543 01:11:21.439 --> 01:11:30.199 typed in. I think copyright free sounding depeche Mode. All right, that's 544 01:11:30.239 --> 01:11:36.039 not gonna work. Never mind. I want to sing a I was gonna 545 01:11:36.079 --> 01:11:42.279 sing the Smith's how what's that song? Y'all help me out hauling oates? 546 01:11:42.359 --> 01:11:47.199 That ain't it? Morrissey's song Wicked Games? That's not it? What a 547 01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:55.119 wicked thing to do? Make me dream of you? I don't want to 548 01:11:55.239 --> 01:12:00.119 fall in. You know Chris Isaac. I do like Chris Isaac, but 549 01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:04.640 all of his songs are like super Beta. If you think about it. 550 01:12:05.359 --> 01:12:09.960 What's that Smith songre you go home and you cry and you want to die? 551 01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:16.239 That one? You know? This is old stuff we're not talking about. 552 01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:20.920 There's nobody how soon is now? I don't know why I can't think 553 01:12:20.960 --> 01:12:33.720 of that. I am the song and their I am the soy and the 554 01:12:33.960 --> 01:12:40.119 air of the shinness that it's crubbing a live air. I'm the soying of 555 01:12:40.279 --> 01:12:44.920 nothing in particular. Shut of your mouth. How can you say I come 556 01:12:44.960 --> 01:12:49.079 about things the wrong way? I am human and I want to be loved 557 01:12:49.840 --> 01:13:01.399 just like that's a dang crying song. That's the game song. Look, 558 01:13:02.359 --> 01:13:09.079 y'all need to put down your morrisseycds. Turn off your many desk players and 559 01:13:09.159 --> 01:13:13.640 getting over to chalk dot com right now, show sponsor and up those toxic 560 01:13:13.760 --> 01:13:16.880 masculinity points. I want to see your balls dropping because a lot of y'all 561 01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:21.800 singing Morrissey, your balls ain't dropping. But look, if you heading over 562 01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:26.680 to chalk dot com right now, use it from a go jay fifty that's 563 01:13:26.760 --> 01:13:30.920 jife zero fifty percent off. If you're new here, don't even try to 564 01:13:30.960 --> 01:13:33.239 figure it out. You're not going to people are. I'm new here. 565 01:13:33.399 --> 01:13:40.720 I'm mystified. What is going on? I can't take it. This is 566 01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:46.680 a one man variety show. I implement rap skills, British synthpop singing skills, 567 01:13:47.520 --> 01:13:55.119 R and B skills into improv songs as I talk about the latest on 568 01:13:55.680 --> 01:14:00.720 TikTok, Atheist Talk, which talk, star seed Talk, Guru Talk, 569 01:14:00.479 --> 01:14:08.039 and all of the other horrible TikTok things. Yes, gay crier exactly what 570 01:14:08.279 --> 01:14:11.119 was the what names did you got get called in high school? Being made 571 01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:16.039 from of jay diarrhea and gay crier? Those were the two classics. And 572 01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:19.640 if I almost sing a Morrissey song, I'm gonna start doing gay crying because 573 01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:28.239 I'm gay crying gay cryer. So let's get focused. 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Now we got a We're moving up out of Morrissey arm into 625 01:19:11.560 --> 01:19:17.600 maybe I don't know, like a I don't even know what to like in 626 01:19:17.680 --> 01:19:20.520 my arms too. Right, it's basically just beautiful right now. I mean 627 01:19:20.600 --> 01:19:30.039 it's not exactly fully on buff yet, but we known Buff. I'm known 628 01:19:30.119 --> 01:19:33.319 Buff, right, so like for amongst nomes, they're like that is a 629 01:19:33.359 --> 01:19:41.439 badass. Don't mess with him. I'm the buffst Nome basically, and so 630 01:19:41.760 --> 01:19:50.239 maybe by next year I'll be I don't know, buff amongst the Buffer's Warlock. 631 01:19:50.279 --> 01:19:53.159 I don't know. I don't know. But look, chalk works is 632 01:19:53.199 --> 01:19:55.039 the point, right, So Hunter order to talk dot com? Yes, 633 01:19:55.079 --> 01:19:59.119 the promo J fifty to get fifty percent off, and uh, let's get 634 01:19:59.159 --> 01:20:02.039 back to our crazy pret I'm way off course? Where am I at way 635 01:20:02.119 --> 01:20:10.079 off course? Might? I don't understand this? I don't either. Creature 636 01:20:10.199 --> 01:20:13.239 goes crazy, the one talks to me, I obey, Yes, that's 637 01:20:13.279 --> 01:20:26.199 simple, there's nothing more to its God, that's a classic with Benny Hen 638 01:20:26.800 --> 01:20:32.720 flapping his code around. I actually went to a Benny Hen thing like twenty 639 01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:36.760 years ago. When I first started reading the Bible in like nineteen ninety eight, 640 01:20:39.199 --> 01:20:41.560 there was a Benny Hen thing and I was like, this is what's 641 01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:45.800 this crazy stuff? I'm gonna check this out. And what I think is 642 01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.760 happening is that when you go if you go to one of these big crazy 643 01:20:48.880 --> 01:21:01.279 rallies, the the sound is so loud when Bennie Hen screams into the microphone 644 01:21:01.840 --> 01:21:06.960 that it's actually the sound that like jars you. So that was my experience. 645 01:21:08.119 --> 01:21:15.279 I did not feel any spiritual machine guns knocking me down. I felt 646 01:21:15.479 --> 01:21:20.680 my ears getting busted from Benny Hen's weird screaming. Isn't it true that you 647 01:21:20.760 --> 01:21:25.960 want to fly commercial so that you can fly in luxury? How much money 648 01:21:26.039 --> 01:21:29.720 did you pay for Tyler Perry's sulf Stream Jet for example? Well, for 649 01:21:29.840 --> 01:21:32.199 example, that's really none of your business. But isn't it the business of 650 01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:44.479 your donors? I paid now, thank you? Lord? Let me pretty 651 01:21:44.840 --> 01:21:47.199 well, let me let me Tyler's one of Brits. He made it. 652 01:21:47.880 --> 01:21:53.039 He made that airplane so cheap for me, I couldn't help it. Well 653 01:21:53.079 --> 01:21:58.359 my question, okay, chance you're inside the vision. I love your eyes 654 01:21:58.680 --> 01:22:02.279 again, getting back to the common He's spinning game. Am. Kenneth Copeland's 655 01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:05.039 kind of a mag daddy over there. He's getting questioned the spinning game. 656 01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:10.439 I love your eyes there, honey. I'm kind of I'm kind of thinking 657 01:22:10.520 --> 01:22:15.039 that Kenneth Copeland's winning this this match. You said that you don't like to 658 01:22:15.119 --> 01:22:17.359 fly commercial because you don't want to get into a tube with a bunch of 659 01:22:17.439 --> 01:22:21.119 demons. Do you really believe that human beings are demons? No, I 660 01:22:21.239 --> 01:22:29.479 do not, and don't you ever say I did. We wrestall mung the 661 01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:36.079 flesh and blood, but the principal people. I love people. Jeez people. 662 01:22:39.880 --> 01:22:44.279 I kind of feel like Kenneth Copeland won that that match. Shout up, 663 01:22:44.319 --> 01:22:59.239 but props to Kenneth Copeland COVID nineteen. Oh oh gross, Come on, 664 01:23:00.039 --> 01:23:04.000 that's supposed to be funny. That's not funny, Oh dude, like 665 01:23:04.119 --> 01:23:08.760 what passes for funny? It kind of bulls me away like the TikTok, 666 01:23:09.079 --> 01:23:14.399 So this dude doesn't even exist anymore. He's not worse he yet the ginger 667 01:23:14.520 --> 01:23:24.279 beard, Oh queer they them comedian. Uh, let's see how funny. 668 01:23:24.560 --> 01:23:40.600 They then made him blow him back from pretty funny, pretty funny queer? 669 01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:42.840 They them comedian? Is he funny? What do you all think? So 670 01:23:43.000 --> 01:23:45.840 judgmental? I understand why mom's judgmental. I think it's because she cares. 671 01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:49.439 Partially. I think it's also partially because everyone else is looking at it, 672 01:23:49.600 --> 01:23:53.840 like, hey, coach, is he supposed to be coach Z? He's 673 01:23:53.920 --> 01:23:56.960 just a bump coke is he wearing? I don't get it. He's coach 674 01:23:57.119 --> 01:24:02.119 Z. That's bizarre? All right? I want I want this dude. 675 01:24:02.199 --> 01:24:05.560 Let's see what what's his funniest video. Let's see what's so funny about this? 676 01:24:06.000 --> 01:24:11.720 He had this tendency inside of him whenever you remember the history of our 677 01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:21.319 friend and that's a good man. Huh. Let's see is he funny here? 678 01:24:25.640 --> 01:24:28.399 What a gorgeous saying? Okay, Teren, do you have a support 679 01:24:28.479 --> 01:24:34.760 system? What's that? Do I have a support Oh? My god, 680 01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:40.560 I don't even know who Tarren Manning is, but this dude is probably one 681 01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:47.239 of the worst comedians I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, that's how 682 01:24:47.319 --> 01:24:56.319 we do it. After Burno's headcages. Oh a fellow cyclist. Hello, 683 01:24:56.479 --> 01:25:01.920 now, my good lad. So he's supposed to be an alien and the 684 01:25:02.000 --> 01:25:08.760 funny part is that he's using a fish eye. He does all this stuff 685 01:25:08.760 --> 01:25:15.880 in his underwear. So, you know what, I think that a lot 686 01:25:15.960 --> 01:25:20.239 of the humor humor that we do around here is really kind of out there 687 01:25:20.279 --> 01:25:25.439 and bizarre, and but it actually has like a high IQ reference, you 688 01:25:25.520 --> 01:25:28.720 know what I mean. It's not like there's the there's the symbol in the 689 01:25:28.800 --> 01:25:34.880 reference. Our comedy to a lot of boomers especially, and like there's the 690 01:25:35.000 --> 01:25:39.000 symbol and they think there's no reference this is they don't know the reference. 691 01:25:39.399 --> 01:25:42.960 But a lot of the so called comedy of this kind of stuff is like 692 01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:53.560 there is no reference, and so what is passing for comedy is I get 693 01:25:53.680 --> 01:25:57.640 like people think that they're Sam Hyde or something, but there's no reference at 694 01:25:57.640 --> 01:26:05.319 all. Do you see what I'm saying? So if Darth Vader, if 695 01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:09.560 Darth Vader lost his clothes, this guy just literally wants to be in his 696 01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:13.880 underwear all the time. He is a day them comedian though, so he 697 01:26:14.000 --> 01:26:23.119 identifies as they them even though he has a beard. And dude, this 698 01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:35.199 dude has made a million tiktoks crande. Dude. Okay, uh can't. 699 01:26:35.279 --> 01:26:38.560 I can't take any more of that, dude, So let's go back to 700 01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:44.600 Kenneth Copeland. I'll take Kenneth Copeland over that comedian. But I think you 701 01:26:44.640 --> 01:26:46.079 see what I'm saying that. I think when a lot of people come over 702 01:26:46.119 --> 01:26:50.680 here, especially if they're boomers, that's what they see happening over here. 703 01:26:50.720 --> 01:26:55.680 They're like that, They're like that guy is this guy no difference in the 704 01:26:55.720 --> 01:26:58.600 mind of the boomer, right, which they just just you guys just don't 705 01:26:58.600 --> 01:27:02.359 know the reference symbol and the reference that's all which you got to hook you 706 01:27:02.399 --> 01:27:06.960 boomers up with what the reference is. But that's enough of Kenneth Copeland. 707 01:27:06.960 --> 01:27:15.840 And I don't I don't want that dude's get out here? Am I? 708 01:27:16.039 --> 01:27:19.800 Who's funnier that dude? Or me? Probably that dude. This audience is 709 01:27:19.840 --> 01:27:26.640 going to say that dude. Let's see we talk. You'll ever been to 710 01:27:26.680 --> 01:27:30.359 a black church, it's black church, even if it's a even if it's 711 01:27:30.399 --> 01:27:35.079 like a liturgical black church, is still crazy. It's still it's still hype. 712 01:27:35.159 --> 01:27:46.279 It's fun. Practice getting your stuff together. He said the word we're 713 01:27:46.359 --> 01:27:57.640 talking about other folk practice get your stuff together, right, because God really 714 01:27:57.760 --> 01:28:01.640 gets mad when you say the words shit, shit instead of the word poop. 715 01:28:02.399 --> 01:28:10.119 Poop is an acceptable Bible word shit mm hmmm, pretty much immortal sin, 716 01:28:10.439 --> 01:28:15.800 endangering your soul to say those that one syllable there. Basically, as 717 01:28:15.840 --> 01:28:18.079 soon as you say it, you're excommunicated. It's the way it works. 718 01:28:19.079 --> 01:28:42.560 So you gotta go past that video. What oh jeezh oh God, Oh, 719 01:28:42.800 --> 01:28:45.239 that's what I'm talking about. And I see this is perfect. Stanky 720 01:28:45.359 --> 01:28:50.560 witch. We got witches with stank leg doing the stanky leg up in the 721 01:28:50.680 --> 01:28:55.680 church. We brought all y'all from witch talk over here to get churched, 722 01:28:56.159 --> 01:29:00.279 get cleaned up, stop saying the s word, get cleaned up. Now. 723 01:29:01.199 --> 01:29:03.840 We got a preacher that's gonna be giving us a word of wisdom, 724 01:29:03.880 --> 01:29:13.520 a word of knowledge against all you dumb witches. We got first and last 725 01:29:13.640 --> 01:29:19.399 names of six witches that are oh damn. He got the names, bank 726 01:29:19.479 --> 01:29:26.680 accounts, all of it, bitcoin keys of the six witches in his congregation. 727 01:29:26.800 --> 01:29:30.680 They got six damn Which is that Anderson? I can't tell, y'all. 728 01:29:30.760 --> 01:29:32.920 Tell me he's talking about stanky witches up in the church. I gotta 729 01:29:32.960 --> 01:29:38.600 hear this. I like this, three of you in this I'm going Protestant 730 01:29:38.680 --> 01:29:42.479 now, y'all, And this is where I'm going to church? Right now? 731 01:29:45.079 --> 01:29:50.960 Is that Anderson? Right now? Three of you stanky? Look at 732 01:29:51.000 --> 01:29:57.079 my eyeballs. We'd afraid of you, you sinking witch Satan. This wish 733 01:29:57.520 --> 01:30:02.000 we catch you out us. Why we break your sails, We break your 734 01:30:02.159 --> 01:30:06.319 curse. We got your first say, we got your last say. We 735 01:30:06.520 --> 01:30:12.319 even got a dress for one of you. You so much it's talk from 736 01:30:13.199 --> 01:30:17.199 which is about to get damn docs here. We got your address. I'm 737 01:30:17.239 --> 01:30:24.600 gonna link into the journalist, y'all, getting docxed. My wiz got a 738 01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:28.520 stanky leg. Let's see that sounds like a dark R and B type of 739 01:30:28.600 --> 01:30:33.600 beat, right, My witch got a stank leg. Were about to dock 740 01:30:33.720 --> 01:30:49.000 some witches about to do I gotta find a song the docs. My name 741 01:30:49.079 --> 01:30:56.000 is Southern Comfort. Witch is about to get dosed with that snanky leg. 742 01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:08.079 About to dock some bitches on the entran net. They got stanking leg. 743 01:31:09.159 --> 01:31:40.760 Operation Witchcraft, infiltrate the church. You're now listening to little which is with 744 01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:55.199 that stank leg infiltrate the church? Too bad for more life. We got 745 01:31:55.479 --> 01:32:00.079 addresses and phone numbers. Were about to dock some witches. Don't look hands 746 01:32:00.159 --> 01:32:09.560 and me going up. Put some bitches in them grave six feet under you. 747 01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:15.680 Yeah, gonna dox them witches. I don't know, I'm nothing. 748 01:32:18.239 --> 01:32:28.520 I'm now listening to Catana. I gotta dock some witches awful. I need 749 01:32:28.600 --> 01:32:51.000 a song for doctor. Here we go. I feel that I like those 750 01:32:54.960 --> 01:33:01.680 witches. Maybe witches ah my girl and my sys ah you wi maybe with 751 01:33:01.960 --> 01:33:12.279 him, baby with him? Move docs, all ves all again there in 752 01:33:12.439 --> 01:33:20.760 Piltray my turf path. They put saith juice in the community. They put 753 01:33:20.840 --> 01:33:28.359 seth juice in the grape fruit, juice in the ocean spring. All that 754 01:33:28.520 --> 01:33:36.880 witches up bing my congre gay, Hey sun, it's a congregame chunk. 755 01:33:39.600 --> 01:33:46.000 All that witches not to getting docks. I do. I like that beat, 756 01:33:46.039 --> 01:33:48.680 though it's my favorite beat in the wall. We might have to put 757 01:33:48.720 --> 01:34:03.399 something that was a fact beat with has got that snagger laught which is actually 758 01:34:03.479 --> 01:34:08.800 do go stanky leg because you know they don't really bathe and they save their 759 01:34:08.880 --> 01:34:13.800 bodily fluid. It's nasty, it's gross, right. Witch has got the 760 01:34:13.880 --> 01:34:17.920 stack of the leg. He's got a stack of the lig You thought that 761 01:34:18.079 --> 01:34:23.479 it was a dance, bought them. Witch has got that stagger legs of 762 01:34:23.600 --> 01:34:29.720 pants and putting on the out of the woods in the back dock on the 763 01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:41.760 ground. I'm not feeling it. I gotta move. Does that work? 764 01:34:43.199 --> 01:34:49.479 This is a gold clip? Though? You will you cast some of you 765 01:34:50.720 --> 01:35:00.720 a friend of that wish some elvis going on like that. Your sins have 766 01:35:00.840 --> 01:35:05.560 to pop out somewhere. The little children have acne. I continue what your 767 01:35:05.640 --> 01:35:11.800 sin's popping out. It's a natural process of the fallen creature. What he 768 01:35:11.880 --> 01:35:14.800 does in the bedroom and night you say, his hands the Catholic ust to 769 01:35:14.880 --> 01:35:17.319 tie their hands, tie the girl's hands. What a good time? All 770 01:35:17.399 --> 01:35:20.920 you want? Because it's in their nature. It's a fallen nature what they 771 01:35:21.000 --> 01:35:25.720 do in the bedroom at nights. Why does the amean? That's what these 772 01:35:25.760 --> 01:35:30.359 young people you got acne you're a witch? That's an acne demon to pop 773 01:35:30.399 --> 01:35:36.640 out acnean god? Is it demon? And I'm black here? I want 774 01:35:36.720 --> 01:35:40.760 them to be converted for Christ Laurian. All right, So do you think 775 01:35:43.439 --> 01:35:45.800 this dude? There was a dude that used to come to my university, 776 01:35:46.359 --> 01:35:49.239 and I don't know if it's the same dude that's at every one of these 777 01:35:49.279 --> 01:35:54.039 clips, but I mean this guy was nuts that we used to have this 778 01:35:54.159 --> 01:35:58.239 preacher that would come on campus and he would set up just like this, 779 01:35:59.840 --> 01:36:02.439 and it's always a crazy dude, right, Like the dude's actually nuts, 780 01:36:02.560 --> 01:36:08.960 like super pre less like psycho dude, and he would just preach and yell 781 01:36:09.039 --> 01:36:17.640 at everybody about how everybody's going to hell if they where pants, if they 782 01:36:17.720 --> 01:36:20.279 listen to secular music. I mean, it was that dumb, right. 783 01:36:20.359 --> 01:36:25.520 It was like the stupidest shit ever. And now that I think back on 784 01:36:25.600 --> 01:36:28.760 it, I'm like, I bet that because people used to say, how 785 01:36:28.800 --> 01:36:32.399 come the university doesn't throw this dude out. This dude's like the greatest case 786 01:36:32.479 --> 01:36:38.680 for atheism. Why would they throw him out? Right? So now I 787 01:36:38.840 --> 01:36:43.079 understand why they let these dudes. No, these dudes are nuts, man, 788 01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:46.399 and it's always the same, exact, same kind of spirit behind this 789 01:36:46.560 --> 01:36:48.880 kind of dude. You know what I mean. If you've ever been on 790 01:36:49.039 --> 01:36:54.920 campus when these crazy preachers set up, did y'all have them at your university? 791 01:36:55.079 --> 01:36:58.159 I mean I've seen them. I've been at different universities, and I've 792 01:36:58.199 --> 01:37:00.760 seen them at both of the schools I went to. Like they'll just show 793 01:37:00.840 --> 01:37:03.920 up and they'll put a microphone out there, or they got a Alex Jones, 794 01:37:04.000 --> 01:37:09.560 you know, megaphone screaming and everybody loves it. It's all entertaining. 795 01:37:09.680 --> 01:37:14.279 But it's like just an atheism generator is all it is. People out because 796 01:37:14.439 --> 01:37:27.239 you why do you paper? I love? Oh my god, ug, 797 01:37:32.279 --> 01:37:40.960 that's good. I'm preaching from a cast. It's not a bad idea, 798 01:37:41.039 --> 01:37:47.880 preaching for my castle. It's a wisdom. Where's the wisdom? Att now 799 01:37:59.840 --> 01:38:04.600 you can smell it. That's lame. By the way, the only good 800 01:38:04.680 --> 01:38:09.560 fart jokes allowed fart jokes are domb except when I make them with Alex Jones. 801 01:38:09.720 --> 01:38:11.640 That's the only time. By the way, how many of y'all can 802 01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:15.279 say that this week you made fart jokes with Alex Jones. Not many of 803 01:38:15.399 --> 01:38:18.119 you, maybe half of you at the most, and a lot of you 804 01:38:18.239 --> 01:38:20.600 will ever get to say in your whole life you made fart jokes with Alex 805 01:38:20.680 --> 01:38:24.680 Jones. Three ago this video came out. I did, and I'm like, 806 01:38:24.840 --> 01:38:27.199 I'm not even gonna play it. It's not serious. We got World 807 01:38:27.239 --> 01:38:30.560 War three, Biden zammerzy, so I'm like, I'm not gonna cover John 808 01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:35.079 Kerry and Cop twenty eight letting off a giant fart and Matrex Media admits it 809 01:38:35.159 --> 01:38:38.760 was the live feed. Everybody kind of looks setting. I like, how 810 01:38:38.840 --> 01:38:45.039 he alexist. Mainstream media admits it, like we gotta we gotta fact check 811 01:38:45.159 --> 01:38:49.520 this, We gotta fart check this because mainstream but mainstream media admits it. 812 01:38:49.960 --> 01:38:53.239 By the way, this part was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 813 01:38:53.279 --> 01:38:55.479 If you remember this clip, this is like the funniest ale Joe clip 814 01:38:55.560 --> 01:38:59.399 of all time. It was a classic rember the illegal aliens from South of 815 01:38:59.479 --> 01:39:01.960 Mexico that bust up on a train every day. To understand, folks, 816 01:39:02.000 --> 01:39:04.880 you could wear this. I could wear this as a onesie. Okay, 817 01:39:05.560 --> 01:39:14.600 I can wear this as a leotard. I mean, I mean, oh 818 01:39:14.720 --> 01:39:19.399 my god, oh my god, we're being innovaded by South American waller assists 819 01:39:23.800 --> 01:39:30.119 government. We're shipping here to forty two thousand people begg of the job of 820 01:39:30.199 --> 01:39:38.680 the This country is so screwed up. Man. I'm sorry, I don't 821 01:39:38.720 --> 01:39:42.800 mean allow, but it's reaching up proportion. Have you were ready unlessen you 822 01:39:42.880 --> 01:39:56.319 can't see him? My god, oh I hold thing I've ever left this 823 01:39:56.399 --> 01:40:00.479 heart old air. Oh my god, it's over there. Forty two thousand 824 01:40:00.560 --> 01:40:06.159 pairs six x the illegal aliens from south of Mexico that I got to be 825 01:40:06.199 --> 01:40:10.960 included, all right, So there's the fun. But they put the cows 826 01:40:10.960 --> 01:40:14.079 on screen that was on a joke. They fit them with a huge up 827 01:40:14.079 --> 01:40:16.479 their rear ends and then they knew they're saying that they're bad. Well, 828 01:40:16.560 --> 01:40:19.880 John Kerrey, I demand John Kerry. He looked good. Actually with that 829 01:40:20.239 --> 01:40:25.279 big pink bad It's back. They would be embarrassed up there. Jay di 830 01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:30.359 Or Jayson Analysis author researcher Great American takes over j DR, thank you so 831 01:40:30.479 --> 01:40:32.840 much, thank you. Wasn't there an a AOC clip? I don't know 832 01:40:32.880 --> 01:40:38.159 if it was real or not? But AOC was doing some SBD well, 833 01:40:38.239 --> 01:40:43.840 she was letting it rip. I don't know. I know Luke Rodowski shared 834 01:40:43.880 --> 01:40:45.800 that clip, so I don't know if it was real or not, but 835 01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:47.199 I can believe it. By the way, was that real? I gotta 836 01:40:47.239 --> 01:40:53.560 find the clip of the AOC doing an sbd' did y'all see that? I 837 01:40:53.600 --> 01:40:57.600 gotta find that because I think it's real. The Democrats got some irritable bowel 838 01:40:57.720 --> 01:41:01.000 problems, buddy, well, but shouldn't they put the cow bags on them? 839 01:41:01.920 --> 01:41:06.680 Absolutely? Sorry, I had to have some fun in this crazy world. 840 01:41:08.279 --> 01:41:13.520 Start over on me watching go ahead the show. So we just had 841 01:41:13.560 --> 01:41:17.319 the passing of Henry Kissinger again passing IP. I keep now farts are in 842 01:41:17.359 --> 01:41:20.880 my head. That's boom jokes, fart jokes with Alex Jones. How many 843 01:41:20.920 --> 01:41:24.960 of you can say this week he made fart Jones with us and then we 844 01:41:25.079 --> 01:41:29.920 lost one hundred people. One hundred people left because I was making fart jos. 845 01:41:30.000 --> 01:41:33.520 I was Jones. Well, that's the that's the stinkers that don't want 846 01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:38.119 to have any fun. Jay is his own biggest fan. No, I 847 01:41:38.239 --> 01:41:44.079 just had to play that clip because it was wild. Yeah, don't think 848 01:41:44.119 --> 01:41:46.279 that was wild. And by the way, did you see the AOC Is 849 01:41:46.359 --> 01:41:51.079 that real? Let's see if it was real? A Oh see, it's 850 01:41:51.119 --> 01:41:59.000 hard to know when these are jokes are real. Luke Radowski shared it, 851 01:41:59.479 --> 01:42:09.560 but now fartgate is all John Kerry. Now, now I won't be able 852 01:42:09.600 --> 01:42:13.199 to find it. Was it real? Can y'all tell me? Y'all are 853 01:42:13.319 --> 01:42:16.560 like a live Snopes to me? Right? I could just ask y'all, 854 01:42:18.600 --> 01:42:24.119 let's see if we can find it over here. Google is going to hide 855 01:42:24.199 --> 01:42:27.640 that, right, because Google wants you to think that Democrats don't ever too, 856 01:42:29.239 --> 01:42:41.159 only Republicans do. Let's see AOC art clip. So here we go. 857 01:42:41.399 --> 01:42:45.760 Is this it? Yeah? Here it is. Let's see if this 858 01:42:45.920 --> 01:42:51.399 is real. Our responsibility is to the stability and the security of the region. 859 01:42:53.319 --> 01:43:00.600 That means being able to support not support yes is reel and defensive capacities, 860 01:43:00.720 --> 01:43:08.520 right, and it's ability in that context also means that the United States 861 01:43:08.640 --> 01:43:14.960 has a responsibility to ensure accountability to human rights to prevent the ethnic cleansing of 862 01:43:15.039 --> 01:43:20.680 Palestinians. And to ensure that horrors do not happen in the names of victims 863 01:43:20.720 --> 01:43:28.840 who do not want their tragedy used to justify. I don't know. And 864 01:43:28.840 --> 01:43:34.000 then they're supposed to be used to justify in the names of victims who do 865 01:43:34.239 --> 01:43:41.199 not want their tragedy used to justify. I don't know. Is that real? 866 01:43:41.439 --> 01:43:47.960 Is it? That's an AOC SBD, except that wasn't SBD. It 867 01:43:48.079 --> 01:43:53.079 was just a BD. I don't know what do y'all think? All right, 868 01:43:53.119 --> 01:43:58.159 we got already already had like one hundred and fifty people leave because it 869 01:43:58.239 --> 01:44:00.399 was a funny event that happened this week. I'm sharing with you my week, 870 01:44:01.359 --> 01:44:05.279 and y'alling mad? What's up? People? Just believe in mad? 871 01:44:05.560 --> 01:44:10.359 Well, I'm not getting fit here. Well, sometimes it's fun to have 872 01:44:10.479 --> 01:44:15.119 fun. Y'all believe in fun? Now. I don't know what you've been 873 01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:20.960 told, but it ain't the bottom fly the TUSI rule. Now, I 874 01:44:21.000 --> 01:44:24.239 don't know what that's all about. All right, let's move on. We 875 01:44:24.279 --> 01:44:27.520 gotta look, we gotta check in on y'all want to do the Dinks or 876 01:44:27.560 --> 01:44:30.720 the star seeds? Right, let's see, let's see what everybody's talking about. 877 01:44:30.760 --> 01:44:36.520 Dinks drive me crazy. It's all I've heard about. So let's celebrate 878 01:44:38.479 --> 01:44:41.560 ending our genetic lineage. Let's see what the dinks are saying. It's being 879 01:44:41.600 --> 01:44:48.399 promoted. She married and I'm going to talk about it. She is out 880 01:44:48.439 --> 01:44:55.239 of that dude's league, So I don't know what's going on here. My 881 01:44:55.359 --> 01:44:59.520 projection, unfortunately, is that that will not last very long. But then 882 01:44:59.560 --> 01:45:01.960 again, with the diet that gen Z eats, because they eat straight up 883 01:45:02.000 --> 01:45:08.840 garbage, she might catch up to him pretty quick. That boy needs to 884 01:45:08.920 --> 01:45:12.520 be on chalk, right, So why are you promoting chalk? Were you 885 01:45:12.640 --> 01:45:15.880 pushing that stuff so we don't look like that dude? And chalk is there 886 01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:23.239 to help you not be like that dude? Right? But then again, 887 01:45:25.279 --> 01:45:29.840 I mean, if dude looks like that, can you blame her for not 888 01:45:30.039 --> 01:45:33.800 wanting to have kids with that dude? And this is the same couple that 889 01:45:34.000 --> 01:45:41.560 was uh bragging about doing how they can shop for everything at Costco? Costco? 890 01:45:43.279 --> 01:45:47.159 Dude, that is garbage. That's just like ghetto Walmart. That's just 891 01:45:47.399 --> 01:45:50.560 big Walmart. Right, Walmart's already big and nasty, but this is like 892 01:45:50.680 --> 01:45:57.000 the worst worser version of Walmarts. Okay, why is nobody talking about being 893 01:45:57.079 --> 01:45:59.119 dang so well, I'm fretuhally married and I'm going to talk about it. 894 01:45:59.199 --> 01:46:01.079 Here's a life as Dan in early thirties. Here, folks today, we 895 01:46:01.119 --> 01:46:05.720 went to Costco. We don't have Look at that nasty garbage they're eating Costco. 896 01:46:06.039 --> 01:46:12.159 Could you make me another coffee? Thank you? We went to Costco 897 01:46:12.239 --> 01:46:15.840 bragging about going to Costco as if having kids would keep you. I mean, 898 01:46:15.840 --> 01:46:17.039 you could go to Costco where you have kids, it's to feed. 899 01:46:17.159 --> 01:46:19.920 But we got lots of money to spend on goodies. Brian always chucks out, 900 01:46:19.920 --> 01:46:21.800 Well, I get a box and then I sit here and look cute. 901 01:46:21.880 --> 01:46:26.239 Here's the hall in her total wasn't two hundred and fifty two dollars a 902 01:46:26.399 --> 01:46:30.840 junkifty two dollars? That's what If you just bought meat and not all of 903 01:46:30.880 --> 01:46:35.439 that junk, you could still feed yourself with actually a nutrient dense diet. 904 01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:42.359 Actually, for two hundred dollars worth of meat, you could feed yourself for 905 01:46:42.479 --> 01:46:46.199 as long probably as that we're des of course we're going to go out to 906 01:46:46.239 --> 01:46:49.520 eat every night afterward. Have you noticed that each of these couples there's a 907 01:46:49.600 --> 01:46:55.119 mismatch here so far? Okay, so I mean that dude does not match 908 01:46:55.199 --> 01:46:58.000 with this chick. We're deeps. We don't have to ask our family for 909 01:46:58.119 --> 01:47:01.720 financial I mean, she's not the girl in the world, but she's out 910 01:47:01.800 --> 01:47:05.159 of that fat dude's league, as was the other couple. So I'm noticing 911 01:47:05.239 --> 01:47:12.319 a pattern here of chunky ass idiot dudes, and the girls don't want to 912 01:47:13.479 --> 01:47:16.600 they don't want to have offspring with these chunk boys. Jose And We're got 913 01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:23.840 classes on the weekends. We're we can that chick is m that's a little 914 01:47:23.880 --> 01:47:27.479 more rough. Let's not be hobbies like skiing and golfing or dinks. We 915 01:47:27.520 --> 01:47:30.479 can go to Florida on a whim. We're denks. We're already planning our 916 01:47:30.479 --> 01:47:33.039 European vacation next year. Thinks we get a full eight hours of sleep and 917 01:47:33.159 --> 01:47:38.560 sometimes more. WE'RENK. I like how they giggle after their replies, Like 918 01:47:38.760 --> 01:47:43.760 the replies are really clever, and it's basically just restating ship that was in 919 01:47:43.880 --> 01:47:48.079 that Chelsea Handler video, which is basically the same thing that they're When they're 920 01:47:48.239 --> 01:47:51.119 like the same age of Chelsea Handler, they're gonna be saying the same stuff. 921 01:47:51.920 --> 01:47:56.159 But after a while, you're going to realize that. Okay, so 922 01:47:56.279 --> 01:47:59.199 now that I've traveled, and now that I've lived in a van for a 923 01:47:59.279 --> 01:48:03.720 year, and now that I've gone to Europe, and now that I've done 924 01:48:03.760 --> 01:48:11.520 all these things that were so awesome, now I'm gonna go live. Now 925 01:48:11.560 --> 01:48:15.680 we're not gonna have offspring, and we don't have any connections to other family 926 01:48:15.720 --> 01:48:20.439 members, so we're gonna be alone. I don't get thee at desserts and 927 01:48:20.520 --> 01:48:25.119 appetizes at restaurants we can put with others. So I guess it's supposed to 928 01:48:25.199 --> 01:48:30.039 be funny because kids and give them back. We're dinks. We still do 929 01:48:30.119 --> 01:48:34.239 it three times a week. We spent our discussion your income on a dollar. 930 01:48:35.159 --> 01:48:38.920 We're dinks. We maxed out our four to one k's wroth irays and 931 01:48:39.119 --> 01:48:43.680 HSA's. That's some boomers shit, right, I don't even know what that's. 932 01:48:43.760 --> 01:48:47.600 What's that even talking about maxing out wroth iras. That's why you just 933 01:48:48.239 --> 01:48:53.399 cancel out all those stuff and get bitcoin. So I'm amazed that these gen 934 01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:57.359 z dummies can't figure out bitcoin, but nobody talking about that's a dang disparity. 935 01:48:57.479 --> 01:49:01.000 Dude, are they eating in Costco? They're eating tortillas and Costco. 936 01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:12.359 I'm serious, she's about three leagues out of that dude's league. I'm mystified 937 01:49:12.439 --> 01:49:15.039 by this being Danks. Well, I'm freshly married and I'm going to talk 938 01:49:15.039 --> 01:49:23.039 about it. Here's the life freshly married count down to divorce. Dinks in 939 01:49:23.079 --> 01:49:25.319 her early thirties. No shop for here, folks. Today we went to 940 01:49:25.359 --> 01:49:27.840 Costco. We don't have kids to feed, but we got lots of money. 941 01:49:27.920 --> 01:49:30.760 I don't know that voice, that voice bringing it down there, So 942 01:49:30.880 --> 01:49:33.800 maybe this is the only dude in that town they could put up with that 943 01:49:33.920 --> 01:49:36.960 voice. Let's move on here. Have you ever heard of dinks? It's 944 01:49:38.039 --> 01:49:41.039 dual income, no kids, and we're in the thick of our Dink era. 945 01:49:41.119 --> 01:49:45.199 And this is how we spend our evening afterwork, five pm juicing. 946 01:49:45.079 --> 01:49:48.119 This is how they spend their evening after work. So they're going to work 947 01:49:48.279 --> 01:49:55.840 forty hours a week, coming back to an apartment to do juicing freedom hits. 948 01:49:55.880 --> 01:49:58.479 I'm exhausted, I need a liquid IV and said on the couch after 949 01:49:58.560 --> 01:50:00.600 work. Needo Shan goes, oh, does all the hard work it gets 950 01:50:00.680 --> 01:50:05.039 so he basically goes to Costco as well. Did The New World Order is 951 01:50:05.039 --> 01:50:14.479 already here is this love you exactly, Jamie exactly. So this is the 952 01:50:14.600 --> 01:50:18.600 life of the gen Z people. Three hours. I've been going three hours, 953 01:50:18.600 --> 01:50:21.520 I've been going one hour fifty and we're just now on the danks the 954 01:50:21.600 --> 01:50:25.079 groceries that we were missing. What a guy. It is hot today, 955 01:50:25.199 --> 01:50:27.760 so we are gonna take a dip in our pool, A pool we share 956 01:50:27.760 --> 01:50:30.359 with hundreds of others, but we are very a pool they share with everybody 957 01:50:30.439 --> 01:50:38.920 else in their uh five g frying pan dystopian apartment complex. Thankful for this. 958 01:50:40.760 --> 01:50:44.960 Every time I touch this thing, drive me crazy. We're danks. 959 01:50:45.079 --> 01:50:47.439 We're gonna be asked constantly by family, friends and strangers. Let's see if 960 01:50:47.439 --> 01:50:51.119 this pattern holds again, so I guarantee you. Let's see if it shows 961 01:50:51.159 --> 01:50:56.640 her boyfriend. I bet you she's out of league of the boyfriend. He's 962 01:50:56.680 --> 01:51:00.680 gonna be some chunky, triple chin dude. Let's see see if it shows 963 01:51:00.720 --> 01:51:06.399 her dude. Is she the same chick with the chunky dude? Yep? 964 01:51:06.520 --> 01:51:11.159 Okay, so she's the same one, and they're just this is their whole 965 01:51:11.199 --> 01:51:15.359 stick is to talk about this, right, dang it? Now I lost 966 01:51:15.399 --> 01:51:27.079 it. See TikTok is not made for uh have you ever heard of. 967 01:51:27.680 --> 01:51:30.600 It's not made for doing it on your PC, so every time you barely 968 01:51:30.720 --> 01:51:33.399 touch it, it flips back to the beginning for I'll have everything you need. 969 01:51:33.479 --> 01:51:35.760 And then while we were making it, we realized we need read wine 970 01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:39.800 to go with this off. So what are they eating? Vegan pizza? 971 01:51:40.600 --> 01:51:44.560 Yes, so Sean right out, vegan pizza from Costco. How come there's 972 01:51:44.600 --> 01:51:49.760 nothing on their walls? And now, if you've ever had a girlfriend, 973 01:51:50.000 --> 01:51:54.239 or a woman or a wife, you know that the first thing a girl 974 01:51:54.359 --> 01:51:58.600 does is figure out the stuff to put on the walls, right, because 975 01:51:58.720 --> 01:52:01.319 dudes just live in blankness, or they got a movie poster up, that's 976 01:52:01.319 --> 01:52:04.920 about it. And then a woman comes up and says, we need an 977 01:52:04.960 --> 01:52:11.199 octopus and a flower and a dog on that wall. Right. Jamie's in 978 01:52:11.239 --> 01:52:15.800 there laughing because and that's nice, because that's part of what women bring to 979 01:52:15.920 --> 01:52:20.359 the relationship is beauty. They beautify things, which is good. But where 980 01:52:20.439 --> 01:52:25.800 is this chick's beauty sense? She's over here at in her pajamas, dancing 981 01:52:25.840 --> 01:52:28.560 around like an idiot. Not funny? And what do they have? A 982 01:52:28.680 --> 01:52:33.000 zillion views? Probably, yes, fifty thousand supposedly people like this. Oh 983 01:52:33.600 --> 01:52:38.199 the Vancouver, So the Canadian no wonder, right, idiots in Canada, 984 01:52:38.399 --> 01:52:44.479 no wonder And he runs out the costco. His woman hadn't even beautified the 985 01:52:44.600 --> 01:52:47.680 walls yet, not a single octopus on the wall. Some wine for us. 986 01:52:47.840 --> 01:52:54.079 We don't usually have wine on weekday wine. I'm surprised it isn't box 987 01:52:54.159 --> 01:52:56.520 wine. So this was a bit of a treat. But it tastes it 988 01:52:56.520 --> 01:52:59.199 a little bit. You don't usually have wine on weekdays. This is a 989 01:52:59.319 --> 01:53:02.680 treat so like because you couldn't have this if you had kids, right, 990 01:53:04.279 --> 01:53:08.239 and there is a pizza. Trust me, it tastes so much better than 991 01:53:08.279 --> 01:53:10.840 it looks. It was compy, cozy back tonight. We ate. I 992 01:53:10.880 --> 01:53:15.199 don't understand how this is supposed to be better like this is this is the 993 01:53:15.279 --> 01:53:17.720 ideal life. Eight pizza on the couchch We watched the New Dudgeons and a 994 01:53:17.800 --> 01:53:24.399 Dragon's movie and just snuggled up. Oh cringe, dude, you're telling me 995 01:53:24.399 --> 01:53:30.880 I'm supposed to so this is all promoted again. You see this as promoted 996 01:53:30.920 --> 01:53:32.399 on purpose? Right? Well wait, if you would hit like and share. 997 01:53:32.479 --> 01:53:35.079 Thank you guys so much. We're having a lot of fun catching up 998 01:53:35.119 --> 01:53:43.000 on our friends in the different TikTok trends. Looking at the new dink apocalypse 999 01:53:44.279 --> 01:53:54.000 dk apocalypse, there's no way, okay. So they basically went to the 1000 01:53:54.079 --> 01:54:00.439 world capitals and you couldn't do that, right, Danks and this the same 1001 01:54:00.520 --> 01:54:04.880 couples and all these clues. It's called dinks. Its rise of the Dinks 1002 01:54:05.079 --> 01:54:10.920 on TikTok. Now, DINK stands for dual income, no kids. So 1003 01:54:11.039 --> 01:54:15.960 essentially people that choose to be child free discussing how amazing their lives are because 1004 01:54:15.000 --> 01:54:19.279 they don't have children, and their lives are amazing for a variety of reasons 1005 01:54:19.319 --> 01:54:24.359 that they want you to know. Here's one young woman listing those reasons. 1006 01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:27.720 Take a listen, hey guys. So these are six things that I love 1007 01:54:27.760 --> 01:54:30.000 about being in a DINK couple. So if you don't know, dink is 1008 01:54:30.119 --> 01:54:35.000 dual income and no kids, okay, it's not enough. Strong. Number 1009 01:54:35.039 --> 01:54:39.960 one is the ability to travel. So since we have been together, we've 1010 01:54:40.000 --> 01:54:44.760 managed to travel the majority of Europe together and it would not have been possible 1011 01:54:44.840 --> 01:54:50.119 if we have kids. Well, I just went to Italy and it made 1012 01:54:50.199 --> 01:54:54.800 me appreciate America. So I was happy to see a lot of cool things, 1013 01:54:55.319 --> 01:54:59.319 but a lot of dummies think that, oh, when I leave America, 1014 01:54:59.399 --> 01:55:03.279 it's going to be so cool and sophisticated and exotic in the other countries. 1015 01:55:04.439 --> 01:55:08.199 And then you get over there and there's no air conditioning that totally didn't 1016 01:55:08.199 --> 01:55:14.319 work right, and you catch some weird kind of throat aids that makes your 1017 01:55:14.479 --> 01:55:19.039 nick your neck itch like me, and you're sick for a month. And 1018 01:55:19.119 --> 01:55:21.920 then you're like, oh, wait a minute, I guess America actually is 1019 01:55:21.920 --> 01:55:30.680 pretty cool. And I'm being serious right that you actually appreciate your home country 1020 01:55:30.920 --> 01:55:38.199 of America. America. That's what I'm talking about. Because I spent a 1021 01:55:38.279 --> 01:55:42.439 month in Italy, almost three weeks in Italy, and again, yes, 1022 01:55:42.560 --> 01:55:45.760 we had fun. It was a great ascetic quest. It was like a 1023 01:55:46.600 --> 01:55:54.439 role playing game quest where I got struck with the poison six spell for the 1024 01:55:54.920 --> 01:55:57.600 half of the time. Half the time, most of the time, but 1025 01:55:57.720 --> 01:56:04.159 otherwise. Right, y'all were asking me to sing. I couldn't sing until 1026 01:56:04.199 --> 01:56:09.439 I got back and got my voice back, and so you just now experience 1027 01:56:09.560 --> 01:56:12.800 the blessing of having my voice back. And by the way, I guess 1028 01:56:13.520 --> 01:56:15.399 we didn't hardly get any super chats, since yeah we did, we got 1029 01:56:15.439 --> 01:56:21.520 a couple here but I don't think that Kenneth Copeland model of commanding you to 1030 01:56:21.560 --> 01:56:25.960 give me super chats works. Y'all gave me more super chats when we tried 1031 01:56:26.039 --> 01:56:32.279 the witch method of planting your star seed, and you get a tenfold return. 1032 01:56:33.199 --> 01:56:39.000 Anyway, So this girl said, has said, Candice owing up, 1033 01:56:39.039 --> 01:56:45.680 and everybody else at business it wouldn't be possible for kid free. We love 1034 01:56:45.720 --> 01:56:51.640 a treat for ee babies. We always get it. What did I say, 1035 01:56:54.039 --> 01:56:57.479 look disparody. Okay, she's not the prettiest girl in the world, 1036 01:56:58.159 --> 01:57:00.239 but I mean, look at that dude. We this dude. That dude 1037 01:57:00.279 --> 01:57:09.479 looks like a I don't know, like a like a Howie Mandel doll. 1038 01:57:09.680 --> 01:57:14.159 Kid Free we always get a pull nice sleep and sometimes we're king free. 1039 01:57:14.479 --> 01:57:18.760 So obviously everyone's gonna So the secret to the dink thing is that the women 1040 01:57:19.359 --> 01:57:23.439 don't want to have offspring with these dudes. That's the secret of them. 1041 01:57:24.319 --> 01:57:28.560 So obviously everyone's going to ask us, what are you gonna have kids? 1042 01:57:29.760 --> 01:57:33.039 We're kid free. We love our again, not funny. It's all supposed 1043 01:57:33.039 --> 01:57:38.119 to be clever and funny. They've got thousands of likes kid free. We 1044 01:57:38.199 --> 01:57:40.479 love our family and friends' kids, even if we don't want our own. 1045 01:57:44.880 --> 01:57:49.239 We're here free. Karen's are constantly gonna tell us we're so stone right now. 1046 01:57:49.359 --> 01:57:54.800 It's like super funny or whatever. You never feel fully fulfilled or unconditional 1047 01:57:54.920 --> 01:57:58.359 love without them, Well, Karen, there's a lot of pressure to put 1048 01:57:58.439 --> 01:58:01.479 on your kids. You're acting like a Karen. She's over here talking about 1049 01:58:01.560 --> 01:58:05.239 Karen's trying to get them to have kids, when she's literally acting like a 1050 01:58:05.319 --> 01:58:11.279 Karen. Your needs, I think, will be okay. We're kid free 1051 01:58:11.439 --> 01:58:16.960 with only two miles to be. This whole generation is all poisoned with this 1052 01:58:17.439 --> 01:58:24.039 superiorities sassy irony, and it's not funny, you know what I mean. 1053 01:58:25.239 --> 01:58:27.880 I mean, you can be ironic and be funny, I think sure. 1054 01:58:28.079 --> 01:58:31.319 But the whole this whole generation, of this age of people like thirty and 1055 01:58:31.479 --> 01:58:38.560 under not everybody, nobody in this audience, only the people outside of my 1056 01:58:39.079 --> 01:58:42.960 beloved audience, So none of you guys, but all the other people, 1057 01:58:44.039 --> 01:58:50.840 the profane of this thirty and underage group, with their pissy irony. It's 1058 01:58:50.920 --> 01:59:00.720 really annoying. And it's because we all know if you're above thirty that until 1059 01:59:00.760 --> 01:59:05.239 you're above thirty, you don't know jack crap, dude, but especially in 1060 01:59:05.319 --> 01:59:10.720 your twenties, that's the time period late twenties, from twenty five to thirty 1061 01:59:11.680 --> 01:59:18.479 is the worst period for you giving life advice because you think that you have 1062 01:59:18.680 --> 01:59:25.960 literally figured everything out. Everybody else is completely stupid. You're the smartest mofo 1063 01:59:26.079 --> 01:59:29.600 in the world, and you tell everybody what to do. You give everybody 1064 01:59:29.640 --> 01:59:33.199 advice. You're totally pissy and annoying and full of yourself. And then when 1065 01:59:33.239 --> 01:59:36.279 you hit age thirty, for whatever reason, from thirty to thirty three, 1066 01:59:38.119 --> 01:59:42.239 you get humbolt. Somebody in your life dies and you realize that you're not 1067 01:59:42.960 --> 01:59:47.119 a god being. But these goobers here have not reached that point yet because 1068 01:59:47.159 --> 01:59:53.680 they're still full of that super arrogant age twenty eight know it all attitude and 1069 01:59:53.720 --> 02:00:00.079 they're about to get hit by life's truck in the face. We're gonna tell 1070 02:00:00.119 --> 02:00:04.640 as much as you want, whenever, wherever. Yeah, until your mom 1071 02:00:04.760 --> 02:00:10.359 suddenly dies of cancer or you got a stavvy and you pass out and you 1072 02:00:10.479 --> 02:00:15.920 got myo uh conditis you know I'm talking about. You got mao syphilis, 1073 02:00:15.640 --> 02:00:28.319 right, and then your your TikTok dink plans don't work out. We love 1074 02:00:28.359 --> 02:00:33.319 a treat for your babies, her babies, dude. Animals are not babies, 1075 02:00:33.399 --> 02:00:36.399 dummy, And I'm tired of everybody acting like animals or babies. I 1076 02:00:36.479 --> 02:00:40.960 saw this trend a long time ago, like ten years ago, when you 1077 02:00:41.039 --> 02:00:51.079 started seeing dog hospitals and dog cafes and dog hotel, dog resorts, sandals 1078 02:00:51.159 --> 02:00:56.800 for dogs, palls, it's the whole resort, no human beings as dogs 1079 02:00:56.840 --> 02:01:02.039 go for like a month, thirty thousand dollars. I saw this trend coming. 1080 02:01:02.079 --> 02:01:08.159 I said, this is a collapse of Western civilization trend. And now 1081 02:01:08.239 --> 02:01:15.199 here we are everybody this age and younger worships some stupid dog like it's an 1082 02:01:15.199 --> 02:01:19.760 animal, like it's a baby, a fur baby, retirement business pinchers and 1083 02:01:19.960 --> 02:01:26.000 babies to go out for date night at least once a week. Dude. 1084 02:01:26.239 --> 02:01:30.359 Eventually she's gonna go out for date night. You're gonna be stuck at home. 1085 02:01:30.520 --> 02:01:39.000 That's that's where this is going. What did I say? What did 1086 02:01:39.079 --> 02:01:45.000 I say? Something is mismatched here again, the pattern holds. We've been 1087 02:01:45.079 --> 02:01:50.439 together for seven years, no kids. Can you imagine wonder why she doesn't 1088 02:01:50.439 --> 02:01:53.680 want to have kids with that? Dude? Well, they worship sports. 1089 02:01:54.880 --> 02:02:00.159 Uh, and he vicariously lives the sports and certainly doesn't practice the sports. 1090 02:02:03.520 --> 02:02:08.119 Well, look, he's about a level three, she's about a what a 1091 02:02:08.239 --> 02:02:14.439 seven? Level seven? This is I've figured it out. Nobody else has 1092 02:02:14.479 --> 02:02:23.600 figured out the dink equation. I just figured it out. Okay, Yeah, 1093 02:02:23.760 --> 02:02:29.479 so we know what's going on there. So big boy there is paying 1094 02:02:29.600 --> 02:02:32.319 for all of this stuff. That's what's going on there. Nice, there's 1095 02:02:32.479 --> 02:02:38.039 nothing new about dinks. GenZ and MILLENNI was maybe embracing the word dink, 1096 02:02:38.119 --> 02:02:41.439 but they didn't invent the term nor the concept. Boomers has been using it 1097 02:02:41.479 --> 02:02:44.760 for decades. You can go way back to nineteen eighty seven when look at 1098 02:02:44.800 --> 02:02:49.840 this time article where they declared here comes the dinks. So why young people 1099 02:02:50.000 --> 02:02:56.000 embracing their dinkage? Why is being in dink now so popular? Because they've 1100 02:02:56.000 --> 02:03:01.520 been brainwashed into believing that humans are bad for the earth and that they're they're 1101 02:03:01.560 --> 02:03:06.199 gonna save the planet and fix their mental healths. By the way, amazing 1102 02:03:06.279 --> 02:03:11.279 how many boomers took Tristan seriously in our stream. It was kind of surprising. 1103 02:03:11.359 --> 02:03:14.800 We had, like by now, it's at least six or seven people 1104 02:03:15.000 --> 02:03:21.000 commenting that they couldn't believe that Tristan had mental health problems and that he should 1105 02:03:21.000 --> 02:03:28.520 be off of the stream and getting off of drugs. What all this stuff 1106 02:03:28.560 --> 02:03:34.159 Tristan said was so over the top that really should have been obvious. He 1107 02:03:34.319 --> 02:03:41.720 was joking, and I'm I'm I'm just mystified. I don't get it. 1108 02:03:41.960 --> 02:03:44.239 I get a lot, I still get tons of comments. People have no 1109 02:03:44.359 --> 02:03:47.760 idea what I'm what's going on over here? Even when I'm being serious, 1110 02:03:47.960 --> 02:03:53.880 It's like people have no clue what we're talking about. I mean, I 1111 02:03:53.960 --> 02:03:59.479 guess everybody's just gone nuts or there's some huge disconnect. I don't know, 1112 02:03:59.560 --> 02:04:06.680 I don't knowunderstand what's going on. I'm being halfway serious here, because like, 1113 02:04:08.079 --> 02:04:12.880 do people have no idea what we're talking about over here? I mean 1114 02:04:12.920 --> 02:04:16.560 we should have we should have at least a million followers over here. So 1115 02:04:16.840 --> 02:04:27.520 okay, I'll talk some of that up to algorithmic suppression. But is it 1116 02:04:28.359 --> 02:04:34.000 everybody is super low IQ? Is it that I talk about stuff that's too 1117 02:04:34.039 --> 02:04:36.800 cerebral. I'm being serious. I'm not trying to be arrogant, I'm not 1118 02:04:36.880 --> 02:04:40.760 being douchey. I'm really trying to figure out, like what how are we 1119 02:04:40.960 --> 02:04:44.319 not connecting with more people? Can y'all help me figure it out? What 1120 02:04:44.520 --> 02:04:47.880 do y'all think is the main reason that we're not reaching and connecting with more 1121 02:04:47.960 --> 02:04:54.359 people? Is it because we're not talking about like, are people still into 1122 02:04:54.439 --> 02:05:00.159 the neocon lib dialectic? Is that what people are talking about? Is it 1123 02:05:00.159 --> 02:05:02.760 because we don't talk about enough politics? Do people still think politics is this 1124 02:05:03.640 --> 02:05:08.000 You're gonna get in there and change the system and we're gonna vote the rascals 1125 02:05:08.039 --> 02:05:13.920 out? I mean, is that it? Do people still not know who 1126 02:05:14.039 --> 02:05:17.640 Henry Kissinger is? They don't think he is an important person. People still 1127 02:05:17.640 --> 02:05:20.279 don't know what the stuff is that we talk about. What is going on? 1128 02:05:20.479 --> 02:05:26.760 What's the disconnect? People in the audience? Tell me not clickbaity enough? 1129 02:05:27.720 --> 02:05:31.079 Have you seen the titles of my streams lately? I've gone full James 1130 02:05:31.199 --> 02:05:40.159 Lafleur. Dude, I'm literally ripping off James Lafleur stream titles to get the 1131 02:05:40.279 --> 02:05:45.680 most clickbaity stream titles. People find the concepts too hard? Good greed man, 1132 02:05:45.720 --> 02:05:51.399 we're talking about? Is it because we talk about books? Is that 1133 02:05:51.560 --> 02:05:57.880 it the format of the show? We do serious shows, small clips, 1134 02:05:58.000 --> 02:06:02.880 long clips. I use too many big words. People are too dumb. 1135 02:06:03.199 --> 02:06:08.279 They got stabbed? Is that what it is? So y'all are okay, 1136 02:06:08.359 --> 02:06:12.279 I'm listening to I'm hearing you out. I'm hearing you out. People are 1137 02:06:12.319 --> 02:06:16.039 into a spell. Okay. Younger people don't like religion and get any more 1138 02:06:16.119 --> 02:06:20.359 views than the live streams. And now we got the Internet cutting out. 1139 02:06:28.760 --> 02:06:33.520 People don't understand philosophy. We don't just talk about philosophy. Guests, Oh 1140 02:06:33.960 --> 02:06:36.439 out, sick burn dude, We have guests all the time. What are 1141 02:06:36.439 --> 02:06:45.720 you talking about? Personal attacks? Really? So we don't have a bigger 1142 02:06:45.720 --> 02:06:50.239 audience because of I do personal attacks. You know how many personal attacks We've 1143 02:06:50.279 --> 02:06:57.720 done literally like three videos directed as specific people. So that's not true low 1144 02:06:57.800 --> 02:07:02.000 attention spans. I got to are more drama, short, exciting videos. 1145 02:07:02.239 --> 02:07:05.279 I've tried that. We do that. But the thing is when I do 1146 02:07:05.399 --> 02:07:10.479 a really edited video that's like ten or fifteen minutes, it doesn't get any 1147 02:07:10.560 --> 02:07:14.520 more views than a live stream, where a livestream will get as many or 1148 02:07:14.600 --> 02:07:16.720 more of your views than a because it takes like two or three days to 1149 02:07:16.840 --> 02:07:19.840 edit and work on a video, And then I could sit down and just 1150 02:07:20.199 --> 02:07:25.960 gibber jabber, and sing for two hours and do the same thing a shitty 1151 02:07:26.039 --> 02:07:30.000 YouTube algorithm. Okay, yeah, yeah, Manisphere. I've done a bunch 1152 02:07:30.000 --> 02:07:33.840 of Manisphere podcasts. By the way, we got a couple of Manisphere interviews 1153 02:07:33.920 --> 02:07:36.520 coming up. Don't pick us out, pick don't pick us out on what 1154 02:07:42.760 --> 02:07:48.920 I need more stanky leg witch streams exactly. I don't dumb things down. 1155 02:07:49.159 --> 02:07:54.880 We've been trying to make things way more accessible. Are we using too many 1156 02:07:54.920 --> 02:07:57.640 big words? Is it scaring people off? I don't understand, like what, 1157 02:08:01.399 --> 02:08:05.079 I'm so tired of seeing parents gripe about their gen Z kids. Listen 1158 02:08:05.159 --> 02:08:07.439 up, I'm a gen Z. I didn't even touch this thing and it 1159 02:08:07.479 --> 02:08:13.560 flipped. I'm so tired of seeing parents gripe about their gen Z kids. 1160 02:08:13.600 --> 02:08:16.960 Listen up, I'm a gen Zer. I'm twenty two. But the thing 1161 02:08:18.119 --> 02:08:20.800 is, why would you expect them to work for anything when you've handed everything 1162 02:08:20.840 --> 02:08:24.960 to them their whole life. You shoved an iPad in our faces as a 1163 02:08:24.039 --> 02:08:26.760 kid. Okay, and you think we want to survive out there. Now 1164 02:08:28.359 --> 02:08:31.479 we're going in to watch Netflix? Okay, So why should you expect anything 1165 02:08:31.520 --> 02:08:35.920 else? I don't understand her reasoning. So because her parents got her an 1166 02:08:35.960 --> 02:08:39.159 iPad. They shoved it in her face, so she doesn't want to go 1167 02:08:39.199 --> 02:08:45.119 out there and survive. I don't. I don't get it. The thing 1168 02:08:45.199 --> 02:08:50.239 is, my parents made me work, unfortunately, so fortunately, yeah, 1169 02:08:50.319 --> 02:08:52.800 but why is work? I don't understand why working is about this? So 1170 02:08:52.880 --> 02:08:56.159 the debate seems to be that the gen Z is like, we don't want 1171 02:08:56.159 --> 02:09:01.560 to work for wage cut wages, which actually they have a point because you 1172 02:09:01.359 --> 02:09:05.920 get screwed over and wage cut jobs don't make any money and the dollar is 1173 02:09:07.000 --> 02:09:09.159 a Fiat scam, so actually they have a point. However, the boomers 1174 02:09:09.199 --> 02:09:13.279 also have a point, or the gen Z parent or gen X parents I 1175 02:09:13.319 --> 02:09:18.840 guess not boomers, which is that you do need to work to look, 1176 02:09:18.920 --> 02:09:20.439 let me tell you what the secret to working is. Why do you need 1177 02:09:20.479 --> 02:09:26.079 to work? Going to work at a bunch of dumb jobs is going to 1178 02:09:26.159 --> 02:09:30.439 teach you to start your own business. That's why. That's the secret to 1179 02:09:30.560 --> 02:09:35.560 working, because eventually you realize this sucks. You don't do that to go 1180 02:09:35.680 --> 02:09:39.439 watch Netflix. You do that to start your own business. That's the secret. 1181 02:09:39.680 --> 02:09:45.840 The secret to working is to show you how shitty working is, so 1182 02:09:46.000 --> 02:09:50.039 that you become the owner and not the wage cut employee or the manager. 1183 02:09:50.279 --> 02:09:54.840 So that's the lesson that she didn't learn. So she she's not thinking right 1184 02:09:56.359 --> 02:10:00.760 now. But unfortunately then don't thank you, La. Make your kids work. 1185 02:10:00.960 --> 02:10:05.399 Okay, I'm so tired of seeing so I actually I agree with her. 1186 02:10:05.560 --> 02:10:07.479 Right, she said they need to work. Okay, I agree with 1187 02:10:07.560 --> 02:10:15.880 that, Rede. This is the same couple from earlier. Look at that 1188 02:10:15.960 --> 02:10:20.640 disparity. Look at his breastless is hanging down. Breastless is hanging down. 1189 02:10:22.159 --> 02:10:26.600 Got a uh not even a cool pink shirt. We do allow neon pink 1190 02:10:26.680 --> 02:10:31.560 over here, but not this dude. Got a dang stupid ass. Go 1191 02:10:31.760 --> 02:10:39.720 tea from nineteen ninety six countdown to when this chick leaves? This dude not 1192 02:10:39.880 --> 02:10:46.279 funny? Well, they got a million likes. It's as how children. 1193 02:10:46.880 --> 02:10:54.279 Oh you're like, not funny. Hey, you're gonna make the kids up. 1194 02:10:54.520 --> 02:11:00.760 Wait a second, we don't have kids. Like Oh they think this 1195 02:11:00.880 --> 02:11:05.279 is an own right, they think this is some kind of win. By 1196 02:11:05.359 --> 02:11:09.600 the way, you don't have to have kids. That's not my point, 1197 02:11:09.279 --> 02:11:13.600 right, that's in God's providence. But you shouldn't intentionally try to not have 1198 02:11:13.760 --> 02:11:20.079 children. If you want to be married, you ought to want kids if 1199 02:11:20.119 --> 02:11:24.359 you're married, that's the purpose of it. And so if you happen to 1200 02:11:24.399 --> 02:11:28.079 be in a situation where your wife is not able to, that's again in 1201 02:11:28.159 --> 02:11:33.239 God's hands, nothing to do with We trust God's providence. But all these 1202 02:11:33.279 --> 02:11:39.079 people are promoting this, and they're sharing this as if this is like a 1203 02:11:39.199 --> 02:11:41.760 win, and it's and it's not. That's the point. And it's really 1204 02:11:41.840 --> 02:11:45.720 been pushed and promoted in the West by design, and that's what these people 1205 02:11:45.760 --> 02:11:50.720 can't figure out. That's the sad part. And they're all posting it like 1206 02:11:50.800 --> 02:11:58.800 it's some great wins. Ah, I beat all you. So she's an 1207 02:11:58.800 --> 02:12:11.359 all these places alone. So let's see if this So this dude looks like 1208 02:12:11.439 --> 02:12:15.960 he's acting, he doesn't look straight. Let's see if these dinks match up? 1209 02:12:16.000 --> 02:12:18.079 Does she? Does she match this dude? I'm gonna say no, 1210 02:12:18.399 --> 02:12:24.760 we haven't seen what she looks like yet. Let's see, Well, we 1211 02:12:24.840 --> 02:12:28.119 didn't get to see in that picture. So let's see if she's out of 1212 02:12:28.159 --> 02:12:35.319 his league. If the pattern holds. Indiana Knight, I'm gonna say yes, 1213 02:12:35.479 --> 02:12:43.880 I'm gonna say that she's out of that dude's league. So he acting 1214 02:12:43.960 --> 02:12:48.920 like a goober looking like, I don't know, looking like looking like jose 1215 02:12:50.159 --> 02:12:56.479 over here, and they're celebrating their dinkage. They're Peter he looking like Peter 1216 02:12:56.560 --> 02:13:05.600 Dinklage. Millennials without kids. This is where our parents are resorted to. 1217 02:13:07.079 --> 02:13:09.000 Your video doesn't work. This is what we ate for the end of this 1218 02:13:09.039 --> 02:13:13.159 week as a couple who has no kids and loves to make food at home, 1219 02:13:13.199 --> 02:13:16.159 but also so a bunch of bread, enjoys eating out. My husband 1220 02:13:18.319 --> 02:13:22.319 looks like this is the outlier so far. I'm thinking this, dude, 1221 02:13:22.439 --> 02:13:26.920 I'm following cooking with Daryl on TikTok and getting recipe ideas from him. So 1222 02:13:26.840 --> 02:13:31.159 I think this is the one case where the dude beats the chick. He 1223 02:13:31.239 --> 02:13:37.880 could have done better. Hang that on. Oh, so this is owning 1224 02:13:39.239 --> 02:13:43.800 the older generation because she says, what do you cook for your husband? 1225 02:13:43.199 --> 02:13:54.479 And she says he does the cooking. Oh, own dude, shout out 1226 02:13:54.520 --> 02:14:05.239 to progressive raising a young one. Is they actually think that they're winning. 1227 02:14:05.399 --> 02:14:11.119 That's the like they think they're owning the older generation by this. This is 1228 02:14:11.199 --> 02:14:16.359 so bizarre, like the thing that is the undoing of their genetic lineage. 1229 02:14:16.640 --> 02:14:22.760 They think, boom, take that, Grandpa, take that boomer. I'm 1230 02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:28.039 gonna die alone. Screw you guys. I win, No, you don't. 1231 02:14:28.319 --> 02:14:37.319 This is crazy madness. Their dog like she's our actual child. We 1232 02:14:37.479 --> 02:14:43.239 cheat, I die, I a child couple's comedy and she she misspelled comedy? 1233 02:14:45.359 --> 02:14:48.640 Why did you do? This? Is all we ate for them? 1234 02:14:48.720 --> 02:14:54.159 Of this. We had a bunch of kibbles and bread. We're gonna treat 1235 02:14:54.199 --> 02:15:01.279 our dog like she's our actual child, breaking yay here, I'm gonna golf 1236 02:15:01.359 --> 02:15:07.640 whenever I like. He doesn't seem straight. First of all, we're dinks. 1237 02:15:07.680 --> 02:15:09.479 We're going to be asked all the time when we're gonna have kids. 1238 02:15:15.119 --> 02:15:22.319 We're dinks. We get to have sex wherever we'd like, whenever, whenever. 1239 02:15:22.159 --> 02:15:26.359 Are they just stoned? This is pathetic dinks. We're going to go 1240 02:15:26.439 --> 02:15:28.760 out for date night or dancing whenever we want, and we don't have to 1241 02:15:28.840 --> 02:15:33.159 plan to have a sitter. I'm the same good ones, really clever. 1242 02:15:33.479 --> 02:15:41.720 This This is pathetic, dude, What do you I just learned the phrase 1243 02:15:41.520 --> 02:15:46.880 dink, which means double income no kids, and I was like, that 1244 02:15:48.039 --> 02:15:52.359 sounds pretty lit. And then I heard the phrase dink wad, which is 1245 02:15:52.640 --> 02:15:58.880 double income no kids with a dog. Bro sign me up. Hah yeah, 1246 02:16:00.000 --> 02:16:01.600 because the dogs are basically like people or putty in the hot tub. 1247 02:16:01.760 --> 02:16:05.279 Let's run in this back a little. My mom got my dad this towel 1248 02:16:05.319 --> 02:16:07.039 warmer for Christmas, and as you know, we'll make anything a date night. 1249 02:16:07.359 --> 02:16:09.399 Brian set it up and said, get out of my way, so 1250 02:16:09.439 --> 02:16:13.680 I went inside to look cute. This bad boy fits two large towels. 1251 02:16:13.760 --> 02:16:16.119 One of these is from Costwa actually, so it's a really big Also, 1252 02:16:16.279 --> 02:16:18.640 should we can brit Brian from contract to full time videography assistant? Because I'd 1253 02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:24.239 see so again another chunky dude out of shape. She's out of his league. 1254 02:16:24.239 --> 02:16:28.560 I would vote probably y'all would agree, I think so. To see 1255 02:16:28.600 --> 02:16:33.040 again, my theory is being born out here. This is a dumb ad 1256 02:16:33.079 --> 02:16:35.159 anyway, but it is part of the dink trend. So there they are 1257 02:16:35.239 --> 02:16:39.719 bragging about their dink datum to No, we don't want to go there. 1258 02:16:39.920 --> 02:16:48.479 So again, notice the pattern, guys, this is actually a problem of 1259 02:16:48.600 --> 02:16:56.440 big Dowie Pillsbury dough boy men. That's the problem here, or deciding not 1260 02:16:56.559 --> 02:16:58.680 to have kids. But I want to know, what are your top three 1261 02:17:00.120 --> 02:17:05.479 reason living in an apartment in the kid above us? Is literally so annoying. 1262 02:17:05.760 --> 02:17:09.559 Here we go again. So she wants everybody to see her in her 1263 02:17:11.239 --> 02:17:18.760 biker shorts. And then the dude shows up and he's exactly as we expected, 1264 02:17:20.000 --> 02:17:24.680 double chin soy man uh, and she's a dink. I guess they're 1265 02:17:24.719 --> 02:17:28.120 dinks and she's going to brag about it five for every morning. So basically, 1266 02:17:28.840 --> 02:17:35.920 it seems like the dink trend is chicks bragging about having Beta Bucks providers. 1267 02:17:37.479 --> 02:17:39.440 That's the secret code to this. What do you guys think? Stomping 1268 02:17:39.520 --> 02:17:43.440 running around? So we don't have kids, but we're dealing with that bullshit. 1269 02:17:43.559 --> 02:17:46.440 So that's annoying. But it's okay because I got a pumpkin spice latte 1270 02:17:46.479 --> 02:17:48.840 as soon as I woke up, and I work from home, so I 1271 02:17:48.920 --> 02:17:50.719 got to ease back into the week. After the Labor Day weekend, we 1272 02:17:50.799 --> 02:17:56.040 always go for a walk together, got man boobs again. The trend is 1273 02:17:56.159 --> 02:18:09.079 holding bro I love babies. The trend is holy, I want dank stuff. 1274 02:18:18.239 --> 02:18:22.639 So these are aerospace engineers who don't have kids, and they're making TikTok 1275 02:18:22.760 --> 02:18:28.000 videos. He looks like a dork. She is looks like out of his 1276 02:18:28.159 --> 02:18:37.040 league. Again, how are people? But they gotta understand. I really 1277 02:18:37.120 --> 02:18:39.479 think. Uh so here's another chick. She's flying first class. She wants 1278 02:18:39.559 --> 02:18:43.879 us to know about her. But they got to understand I don't have kids. 1279 02:18:45.760 --> 02:18:46.639 You're not trying to say I don't have to go with some hard But 1280 02:18:46.719 --> 02:18:54.319 they gotta understand. He was totally different. This is pathetic, dude. 1281 02:18:58.440 --> 02:19:03.639 Wow, But all the couples it is the same, isn't it. I 1282 02:19:03.680 --> 02:19:09.159 don't know about this one. I don't know. They're about the same. 1283 02:19:11.680 --> 02:19:16.440 What do you think how these people think this is funny too? It's all 1284 02:19:16.479 --> 02:19:18.959 the stuff they do is cringe, and they really think this is funny. 1285 02:19:18.120 --> 02:19:24.319 Hold on, here we go. Let's see if it holds. He's a 1286 02:19:24.360 --> 02:19:31.840 big old chunkster dough boy. And what she looked like, Yeah, Lamborghini. 1287 02:19:37.319 --> 02:19:50.159 They're both chunksters. So I don't know about that one. But you'll 1288 02:19:50.239 --> 02:19:54.159 notice there's not actually a lot of these, right, there's not actually a 1289 02:19:54.280 --> 02:19:58.639 lot of dink profiles. But then the algorithm is like blasting them up to 1290 02:19:58.760 --> 02:20:05.479 the right the strip away. Sure, yeah, is something wrong with it? 1291 02:20:05.719 --> 02:20:07.879 Oh no, nothing's wrong with it. It's my friends. She just 1292 02:20:07.920 --> 02:20:09.000 doesn't need any more to drink. You know, what can you actually dumb 1293 02:20:09.079 --> 02:20:18.040 that this is. Now it's now it's pulling up drinks. I want to 1294 02:20:18.079 --> 02:20:22.200 see dink couples because I want to compare my I want to see my my 1295 02:20:22.520 --> 02:20:28.479 theory compared dink life. No, not drinks. And then we're gonna we're 1296 02:20:28.479 --> 02:20:31.159 gonna go to some super chats. I know we got quite a few. 1297 02:20:31.280 --> 02:20:46.680 Thank you guys, so much dinks. Okay, we saw these people, 1298 02:20:48.079 --> 02:20:58.520 chunk dudes. Okay, we saw them, saw them. There we go, 1299 02:21:01.440 --> 02:21:07.600 cringe, cringe. Now it's pulling up drinks. So anyway, maybe 1300 02:21:07.639 --> 02:21:15.440 that's all we're gonna get on dink life. I don't know what if there's 1301 02:21:15.639 --> 02:21:24.360 what's the way I could look up dink couples and see the chunky dude versus 1302 02:21:24.440 --> 02:21:31.399 the chick. It's it's it's basically just the same two props here. So 1303 02:21:31.520 --> 02:21:46.639 here's uh, this dude's doing soy face, soy face dink couple. Al 1304 02:21:46.719 --> 02:21:50.639 Right, he looks kind of chad. So that's the first couple we've seen 1305 02:21:50.840 --> 02:21:56.200 where the dude was at least kind of chad looking. He didn't look like 1306 02:21:56.280 --> 02:22:03.639 a total triple chin. Soymn, let's see what they're saying. And while 1307 02:22:03.680 --> 02:22:07.559 the ad plays we got ac dropping ten bucks. He says, check out 1308 02:22:07.600 --> 02:22:13.959 the deconstruction zone on TikTok Okay, Well we'll check that out, yea for 1309 02:22:15.120 --> 02:22:22.920 customer servant, the deconstruction zone. What is the deconstruction zone about? All? 1310 02:22:22.959 --> 02:22:24.600 I'm getting pharmaceutical I want to see the video. Not a bunch of 1311 02:22:24.680 --> 02:22:31.680 pharmaceutical ads come on? So when are you having kids? And then they 1312 02:22:31.760 --> 02:22:35.639 show going to all these places. That's the same couple we saw a minute 1313 02:22:35.680 --> 02:22:39.120 ago. So this is all just being promoted. And yes, I know 1314 02:22:39.200 --> 02:22:46.360 it's an old term, but it's being promoted on purpose. And there's not 1315 02:22:46.479 --> 02:22:50.159 even that many profiles of people doing this. It's just like a couple. 1316 02:22:52.040 --> 02:22:58.399 But again the pattern holds. DC Woodworking sends three bucks and says they wasn't 1317 02:22:58.479 --> 02:23:01.479 ready, but you had to do it to them. Go back and clip 1318 02:23:01.639 --> 02:23:07.719 that fat beat that we had at beginning, hands the engine. Five dollars 1319 02:23:07.879 --> 02:23:13.120 is the weight lost? Spell not working for these witches exactly exactly. That's 1320 02:23:13.159 --> 02:23:16.200 why they got the snanky leg. Like that preacher said, which has got 1321 02:23:16.239 --> 02:23:18.200 the stanky leg? We bought the dock. Some witches on the internet. 1322 02:23:18.280 --> 02:23:22.360 TICKI tak five dollars. I'm a christ bowl member, have much love for 1323 02:23:22.440 --> 02:23:28.159 you. Thank you so much, Ticky Tack, appreciate that. Marco nineteen 1324 02:23:28.280 --> 02:23:31.360 ninety one. Ten dollars, Jay, What do you think about the Orthodox 1325 02:23:31.520 --> 02:23:33.840 Council of Crete. I'm not a big fan of it, and I'm glad 1326 02:23:33.879 --> 02:23:41.559 that it failed. How many people are condemning it. As a cumenist, 1327 02:23:41.600 --> 02:23:48.920 I would agree, Tyler, ten dollars tickets to the Christmas Christian Monster Truck 1328 02:23:48.040 --> 02:23:50.479 Rally. You don't even need tickets. You just need to go on any 1329 02:23:50.559 --> 02:23:54.879 given Sunday to Randy Boles's church. You need tickets, but you do need 1330 02:23:54.959 --> 02:24:01.559 to give to the Tithe bucket to ensure that you get a five hundred full 1331 02:24:01.639 --> 02:24:05.280 return. Paris B twenty dollars. I disagree with you a lot, oh 1332 02:24:05.440 --> 02:24:11.799 Bro, I'm ended. I'm ended. I gotta quit streaming, y'all. 1333 02:24:11.360 --> 02:24:16.559 Parish B disagrees with me. It's over now anyway, it's good streaming, 1334 02:24:16.600 --> 02:24:24.600 Y'all's time to quit sake. You challenge me on so many levels. It's 1335 02:24:24.600 --> 02:24:28.719 starting to sound like R and B lyrics. Girl, You challenge me also 1336 02:24:28.959 --> 02:24:37.840 any levels? Right? I slay you in debates in my mind? All 1337 02:24:37.920 --> 02:24:39.159 right now it's getting a little it's getting a little gay now, dude, 1338 02:24:41.200 --> 02:24:46.120 thank you for letting me have those moments. Well, that was one of 1339 02:24:46.159 --> 02:24:48.920 the weirdest super chats I've had in a while, Parish b. But I 1340 02:24:50.000 --> 02:24:54.440 guess thank you for that. I disagree with you a lot and I love 1341 02:24:54.680 --> 02:25:01.319 that. Now I'm let's see if we can make his super chat into R 1342 02:25:01.399 --> 02:25:18.479 and B song. It's done, disconnected battery connected to iPhone four. Girl, 1343 02:25:18.280 --> 02:25:22.959 I disagree with you a lot, and I love that you tell us 1344 02:25:22.000 --> 02:25:30.680 me on so many levels. It doesn't work. Keep coming back for more 1345 02:25:30.879 --> 02:25:39.000 more. I mean, it's such a weird super chat. I feel like 1346 02:25:39.040 --> 02:25:41.479 I need this thing, but I gotta find the right dude. You know. 1347 02:25:50.760 --> 02:25:54.040 There we go. Yeah, that's got some feels to it. I 1348 02:25:58.360 --> 02:26:09.920 disagree with you a lot, girl, No challenge so many levels, girls, 1349 02:26:09.920 --> 02:26:15.319 and I keep coming back the morning I say you in every debate in 1350 02:26:15.440 --> 02:26:22.040 my mind because you triggered me. Tell who is Thanks for letting you win 1351 02:26:22.079 --> 02:26:26.799 a debate in my mind? Who gets you? I love that. I 1352 02:26:28.000 --> 02:26:31.639 love that. I don't know it doesn't worry blue skin on five dollars. 1353 02:26:31.959 --> 02:26:35.040 What about the star seeds? Well, we do have some star seeds. 1354 02:26:35.079 --> 02:26:39.120 Are we done with the danks. I think there's no more Peter, no 1355 02:26:39.239 --> 02:26:46.159 more Dankleage, Peter Dankage. We got some star seeds, though, then 1356 02:26:46.239 --> 02:26:48.799 we need to check in on our stars seeds. The only star seed I 1357 02:26:48.959 --> 02:26:54.920 like is that one dude who talks about Joe. Your relatives is not your 1358 02:26:56.000 --> 02:27:00.600 relatives. Your real relatives have got throwed. That was the That was the 1359 02:27:00.680 --> 02:27:05.959 best dude of all. If we can find that dude, I'll be happy 1360 02:27:07.040 --> 02:27:09.799 to do some star seeds because that's that's some of the best Internet is the 1361 02:27:09.879 --> 02:27:16.680 star seeds. Do y'all remember that dude? He's the best? What's what's 1362 02:27:16.760 --> 02:27:20.159 his profile? See if we can find him? I forget what he's called. 1363 02:27:22.479 --> 02:27:31.360 Anybody remember him? Is that? That ain't him? Where's he at? 1364 02:27:33.280 --> 02:27:35.680 He's usually popping right up? Dream of Kai? Is that him? 1365 02:27:37.000 --> 02:27:39.159 That might be him? He's the best one. I just just stick to 1366 02:27:39.239 --> 02:27:46.280 his dream of Kai art. That's not him. He's the best one. 1367 02:27:46.319 --> 02:27:50.360 Where's he at? Man? He's always popping up? And now I can't 1368 02:27:50.360 --> 02:28:00.159 even find him? Do is if I remember his profile? He's really he's 1369 02:28:00.159 --> 02:28:05.360 the only one worth watching. He's buck wild, he's entertaining too. He 1370 02:28:05.479 --> 02:28:11.600 will let you know where your ant got throwed to in the hyperdimensions? Where's 1371 02:28:11.639 --> 02:28:15.600 he at? Thank you guys for the super chats, much appreciate it. 1372 02:28:16.920 --> 02:28:26.079 Now he's gone here he is organic like us? Is that him? Yo? 1373 02:28:26.360 --> 02:28:31.079 Yo? We found him. This is my boy right here, This 1374 02:28:31.239 --> 02:28:35.280 is him. This is the best tic, this is the best star city 1375 02:28:35.399 --> 02:28:37.479 right here. Let's see what he's up to. I think we did this 1376 02:28:37.600 --> 02:28:46.360 one. We already did that. What if I told you that ninety percent 1377 02:28:46.559 --> 02:28:50.959 chance that you could be a chosen person on this planet? What would be 1378 02:28:52.440 --> 02:28:58.000 No? I don't believe that. How could I get you chance ninety you 1379 02:28:58.079 --> 02:29:01.520 could be a chosen person on this planet? Did you get that peer reviewed? 1380 02:29:03.079 --> 02:29:05.200 It was a time when we had to go to the elders for answers 1381 02:29:05.239 --> 02:29:09.920 about life and anxious about the universe. Now now we are going to the 1382 02:29:09.040 --> 02:29:13.159 youth, because now we don't go to the elders because they old and wrinkled 1383 02:29:13.319 --> 02:29:16.959 and stinky, got dust on them and shit. Also they wear a lot 1384 02:29:18.000 --> 02:29:20.360 of diapers. Now we're going to the youth. Shout out, this is 1385 02:29:20.559 --> 02:29:26.040 our time. Like the goonies had said, dang it, man, what 1386 02:29:26.200 --> 02:29:30.959 if I told you it's a ninety percent chance that you could be a chosen 1387 02:29:31.079 --> 02:29:37.159 person on this planet. Would you believe it as you got chosen. It 1388 02:29:37.319 --> 02:29:39.879 was a time when we had to go to the elders for answert about life, 1389 02:29:39.920 --> 02:29:43.159 real answers about the universe. Now you used to have to ask the 1390 02:29:43.239 --> 02:29:46.000 elder. I asked my grandma or something. Now she ain't here. Now 1391 02:29:46.040 --> 02:29:48.639 we got to go to youth. Foods are now returning. There are so 1392 02:29:48.760 --> 02:29:54.040 many people that's actually waiting for the anuw Knaki to actually come back to save 1393 02:29:54.159 --> 02:29:56.799 them. I want to say this to the people. If you sit around 1394 02:29:56.840 --> 02:30:00.959 and wait for these aliens to come, as I just made a connection. 1395 02:30:01.120 --> 02:30:05.920 He was talking about your relative getting throwed, your aunt got throwed. Now 1396 02:30:07.000 --> 02:30:11.479 he's talking about the ant U Naki. Your aunt is enough of limb, 1397 02:30:11.520 --> 02:30:15.280 that's what he said for these aliens to come and save you. It's different 1398 02:30:15.399 --> 02:30:18.520 than religion people waiting for Christ to come back to see you one of them. 1399 02:30:18.559 --> 02:30:24.280 Religion people came here created some of us, not all of us. 1400 02:30:24.479 --> 02:30:28.479 There's a big difference. You A lot of y'all in my audience have not 1401 02:30:28.639 --> 02:30:35.159 got created by the ant new Naki. Uh No non naki, nona na 1402 02:30:35.280 --> 02:30:41.000 naki. I said, uh no no na Naki like mister master p and 1403 02:30:41.120 --> 02:30:43.600 some of us was me and laboratory. If you look at I was not 1404 02:30:43.719 --> 02:30:48.719 made in the laboratory by half of y'all was though, Natasha Scott in the 1405 02:30:48.840 --> 02:30:56.239 chat made in the laboratory, Felix in the chat made in a laboratory. 1406 02:30:56.120 --> 02:31:03.479 John mc got a laboratory written all over him. Maria and the chat made 1407 02:31:03.520 --> 02:31:11.079 in the laboratory, My aunt Sheila, an now Knaki, and some of 1408 02:31:11.159 --> 02:31:15.280 whatsa and laboratories. If you ate, could you make me one more coffee? 1409 02:31:16.079 --> 02:31:20.079 You was made in a laboratory, and some of us was me and 1410 02:31:20.200 --> 02:31:24.239 laboratories. If you look at that bucket that isn't KNOCKI is Carol Shia. 1411 02:31:24.399 --> 02:31:28.040 That's a bucket from Sizerrup. That's an Anna Knaki carrying a bucket of scissorup 1412 02:31:28.120 --> 02:31:33.000 to make your ass. There's a lot of people on this planet that don't 1413 02:31:33.079 --> 02:31:37.440 have spirits, and they don't have souls. They're just empty vessels to take 1414 02:31:37.479 --> 02:31:41.000 a space. But some of us come from higher dimensions. To make sure 1415 02:31:41.159 --> 02:31:46.479 this dimension what you want to bet he comes from a higher dimension and he's 1416 02:31:46.559 --> 02:31:50.000 not a hollow husk person. I bet you this brother right here sees himself 1417 02:31:50.040 --> 02:31:56.200 as important. Here's a book on this planet called the Vointage Manuscript. This 1418 02:31:56.440 --> 02:32:01.719 book is explaining life and explaining except that nobody have translated that book and nobody 1419 02:32:01.799 --> 02:32:03.479 knows what the heck it is. So how is that gonna help you out 1420 02:32:03.520 --> 02:32:09.040 in your argument. I'm starting to think this is not Pierre Refew. But 1421 02:32:09.280 --> 02:32:11.440 no one on this planet can read this book. They say this book was 1422 02:32:11.520 --> 02:32:16.479 actually written by angels. We came here and told everyone what was gonna happen, 1423 02:32:16.760 --> 02:32:20.600 and they explained that we actually came from plaints. We was from the 1424 02:32:20.680 --> 02:32:26.639 sword. Now a cabbage baby, you are Cabbin's past kid. Girl. 1425 02:32:26.719 --> 02:32:33.959 You made a cabbage patch, and you made a kill, and you made 1426 02:32:33.000 --> 02:32:39.159 a Spanish girl. You just a little bitty spinach girl. You made a 1427 02:32:39.319 --> 02:32:52.239 cabbage patch. You my cabbage kid, You a cabin gar, You my 1428 02:32:52.440 --> 02:33:05.879 cabine in a kale worm. You ain't reel girl, but you up cabbage 1429 02:33:05.959 --> 02:33:16.719 girl, the spinach color flower. Let us right, let us all the 1430 02:33:16.879 --> 02:33:26.840 greens. You a cabbage girl. I'm a kale man and you a cabbage 1431 02:33:26.920 --> 02:33:30.840 girl. I don't know, I don't know. I can't feel that the 1432 02:33:31.159 --> 02:33:35.159 beats are not working for him to night. I would suggest that you googled 1433 02:33:35.239 --> 02:33:41.280 this man ship, suggest that you googled it. Google this. I know 1434 02:33:41.479 --> 02:33:46.520 not get one from this plant plant in seas. This is what Earth is 1435 02:33:46.600 --> 02:33:50.280 called plants. It's really a big ass seeds. Even I don't even know 1436 02:33:50.639 --> 02:33:54.719 what's called a plant. Let's dude, Wow, this dude never lets you 1437 02:33:54.840 --> 02:34:01.319 down right, You my cabbage bitch, You my cabbage bitch. I can't 1438 02:34:01.399 --> 02:34:07.040 find a good song. Let's see, let's trust this one. We're gonna 1439 02:34:07.079 --> 02:34:11.639 have a good beat for a cabbage bitch. You ain't no kale girl, 1440 02:34:11.239 --> 02:34:18.360 you my cabbage bee. Would you rather be a stewed cabbage beuh or a 1441 02:34:18.520 --> 02:34:31.639 kale bish or a romaine bish? I need, I need a good song 1442 02:34:31.719 --> 02:34:37.159 for my cabbage girl. You stanky leg you a stanky log? Which cabbage 1443 02:34:37.200 --> 02:34:48.079 girl? Because cabbage stash didn't know? Okay, got exa cabbage cool? 1444 02:34:50.360 --> 02:34:58.959 Yeah we was cabine got a capt school ko, Phil, how you doing 1445 02:35:00.239 --> 02:35:03.920 chickens in the room? She get jump? I'm thinking about Catta's girls. 1446 02:35:09.600 --> 02:35:16.559 I met you in the god and I thought it was the god of heed. 1447 02:35:20.520 --> 02:35:33.399 Your name was Twanda, and you like some cabbage. I don't know. 1448 02:35:35.200 --> 02:35:37.079 I can't find the right beast tonight. Sometimes you find the it worked 1449 02:35:37.079 --> 02:35:39.799 at the beginning, right, we had a hit at the beginning. If 1450 02:35:39.840 --> 02:35:43.399 we can get if we can turn out one hit in a live stream, 1451 02:35:43.440 --> 02:35:46.440 it's all good. That's all good. Blue Skittle says, what about the 1452 02:35:46.520 --> 02:35:50.959 star Seeds? Nah, bro, I'm a chalk seed. That's what I'm 1453 02:35:50.959 --> 02:35:54.360 saying. Don't listen to this strange man over here. Get over to chalk 1454 02:35:54.440 --> 02:36:00.559 dot com. Get a hold of some of that TomKat Alie. We love 1455 02:36:00.639 --> 02:36:05.920 the tone cat. You know that that right there, proven to boost testosterone. 1456 02:36:05.879 --> 02:36:09.879 By the way, guys, remind you tonight, our good buddy Tristana, 1457 02:36:09.200 --> 02:36:13.479 second ratest rapper in the world, not greatest ratest, second ratest rapper 1458 02:36:13.520 --> 02:36:16.479 in the world, is doing his live stream tonight. Be sure and go 1459 02:36:16.680 --> 02:36:20.000 watch him. It's going to be a lot of fun. Chris ninety seven 1460 02:36:20.040 --> 02:36:26.040 says for three dollars Jay is Seraph and Rose accessible for a Catholic looking into 1461 02:36:26.079 --> 02:36:30.280 orthodoxy. Absolutely absolutely, that'd be one of the best things to read, 1462 02:36:30.760 --> 02:36:37.239 something like his book on Nihilism, God's Revelation to the Human Heart. Those 1463 02:36:37.280 --> 02:36:43.559 are all good. Seraph and Rose Introductions, Constantine Metal Trama that's a name 1464 02:36:43.680 --> 02:36:48.079 right there. Dude has a name for real. I have a question about 1465 02:36:48.280 --> 02:36:52.440 Orthodoxy. How do we know what tradition is and development in the faith, 1466 02:36:54.159 --> 02:36:58.680 and whether there's dogmatics for any outward aspect of it. Well, there isn't 1467 02:36:58.760 --> 02:37:03.639 development in the Roman Catholic There is explication of what was already laid down the 1468 02:37:03.719 --> 02:37:07.520 faith once for all delivered. There are dogmatics in the sense of the teachings 1469 02:37:07.559 --> 02:37:11.920 of the ecumenical councils and the things that are received in the Orthodox world, 1470 02:37:13.000 --> 02:37:16.879 so the Pallemite synods. So if you're looking for dogmatics, then I would 1471 02:37:16.920 --> 02:37:20.719 say you're going to experience that in the church, in the liturgy, in 1472 02:37:20.840 --> 02:37:26.360 catechesis, and in your own study of the scriptures and the ecumenical councils. 1473 02:37:26.399 --> 02:37:31.319 So those are the starting places of dogma. Cataclysm of five dollars. I 1474 02:37:31.479 --> 02:37:35.920 love your work, Thank you so much. Cataclisma the acumenoust Cookbook three dollars. 1475 02:37:35.959 --> 02:37:39.319 I've heard you talk about it, but can you refer to me places 1476 02:37:39.360 --> 02:37:46.639 where you've addressed the myth about Christian holidays being replaced by pagan practices. I 1477 02:37:46.680 --> 02:37:56.280 mean, this is a very kind of simple reputation if you think about it, 1478 02:37:58.479 --> 02:38:05.239 really the holidays are from the Jewish I mean, the Orthodox liturgy is 1479 02:38:05.280 --> 02:38:09.559 out of the Jewish temple and synagogue system. So the holidays that we have 1480 02:38:09.719 --> 02:38:15.760 aren't just arbitrary made up things. That's why it's not Easter, it's Pasca 1481 02:38:16.600 --> 02:38:26.639 Passover. So if you're asking specifically about Christmas or something like that, Good 1482 02:38:26.719 --> 02:38:33.680 Shepherd Orthodox has a classic essay. See if it comes up, this is 1483 02:38:33.719 --> 02:38:39.040 it. You can go read this essay here that I will put in the 1484 02:38:39.159 --> 02:38:43.719 chat, and that we actually get the dating of Christmas from the Book of 1485 02:38:43.840 --> 02:38:46.360 Luke, so you can go read that there. So there's your answer, 1486 02:38:46.479 --> 02:38:56.600 hopefully to your super chat guys. Want to remind you too, our buddies 1487 02:38:58.520 --> 02:39:03.879 podcast wives are over here. If you head on over to rock fin. 1488 02:39:03.120 --> 02:39:09.479 You could subscribe to rock fin for free, but you get access to everybody 1489 02:39:09.520 --> 02:39:13.120 on rock fin if you subscribe with a paid account. So I am still 1490 02:39:13.159 --> 02:39:18.719 a little sick. I got whatever is like the worst possible Italian version of 1491 02:39:18.639 --> 02:39:24.559 whatever sickness I got a freaking month ago, so I'm probably gonna call it. 1492 02:39:26.120 --> 02:39:31.879 Subscribe over here on rockfin, we had a beautiful hit song at the 1493 02:39:31.959 --> 02:39:35.920 very beginning my Girl of which though, so I might clip that one because 1494 02:39:35.920 --> 02:39:37.680 I liked it, I felt it. 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I just got to find the right song that goes with it, 1513 02:40:54.079 --> 02:40:56.879 right, But I do like the idea of Cabbage Girl. I think I 1514 02:40:56.920 --> 02:41:01.959 think that does have potential. By the way, my Twitter is growing, 1515 02:41:01.000 --> 02:41:05.719 We're getting a lot of Twitter followers. That's good. It seems like that's 1516 02:41:05.760 --> 02:41:07.920 where we grow the fastest. So if you're not subscribed to me over on 1517 02:41:09.000 --> 02:41:15.120 Twitter, I still call it Twitter. I don't care what. There's my 1518 02:41:15.440 --> 02:41:20.799 profile. Subscribe there, Subscribe to Grand Theft World, Richard Grove over on 1519 02:41:20.639 --> 02:41:31.559 rock Fin as well, and is that it? Subscribe to Jamie Hanshaw on 1520 02:41:31.719 --> 02:41:37.079 YouTube and rock Finn. Jamie's on rock Fin. Do you know that she 1521 02:41:37.200 --> 02:41:43.399 got a channel over there? She's doing fun things. She's talking about occult 1522 02:41:43.600 --> 02:41:48.639 esoteric things, exposing. Here's her channel. I will put her rock Fin 1523 02:41:48.159 --> 02:41:52.319 in the show description as well. You can support Jamie right here, get 1524 02:41:52.360 --> 02:41:58.200 her books in my website shop as well. I don't see any more super 1525 02:41:58.280 --> 02:42:01.360 chats. We had a lot of fun. Thank you, guys for a 1526 02:42:01.479 --> 02:42:05.239 nice fun stream. We got to check in on the Danks. We checked 1527 02:42:05.280 --> 02:42:11.079 in on the Witches and the Evangelical preachers, and then we got a little 1528 02:42:11.079 --> 02:42:15.719 bit of star set update from our boy. Uh, but we didn't We 1529 02:42:15.799 --> 02:42:18.479 didn't even really get into the Atheists. But we've been going for a while, 1530 02:42:18.639 --> 02:42:22.319 so we'll check up on the atheists next time. Guys, be sure 1531 02:42:22.440 --> 02:42:26.719 head on over and watch Tristan. Tristan's got a stream tonight. I'm sure 1532 02:42:26.719 --> 02:42:26.479 it's gonna be Buckle