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We're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one the Freak. At first

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I was pitching, kept thinking I
didn't live without you, Obama. This

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is ken answer return cuts from hours
yesterday. No Kevin. Today is me

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and Danny and JJ are holding it
down today and tomorrow. We're both off

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Friday and Monday. I think Pugs
and Company are going to be in here

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Friday and Monday. They'll hold it
down day. We love them boys.

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I'd love to say that Kevin will
survive this flight, but I'm just not

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sure. Oh we got three hours
left. I mean, I'll say they're

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so far, so good on American
Airlines flight one. You ever a cross

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reference to flight number in your head
with like that sounds alright, yeah,

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but like you try to say in
your head, like will that be some

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that won't be That's not a good
number that everyone remembers forever. That's not

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a good Uh, it's not a
good headline number. Yeah exactly. Yeah,

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But doesn't the event make the number? It does? It's kind of

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like I know, but I still
try to check it, Yeah, cross

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check it in my head. Doesn't
the the actual output of a band make

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justify their name? Because at any
level, the Beatles is a terrible name

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for a band when you change the
spelling even but yeah, not as wonders.

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Two hours, thirty seven minutes till
he gets there, So six seven

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eight, that's right at nine o'clock
or so. So if you're a he's

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gonna make it. If you're a
European freak listener and just love the downbeat,

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yeah, we're giving you information that
you can show up at the Barcelona

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airport with maybe some welcoming signs for
Kevio and his like. If you've already

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made signs or made pictures of Roxanne
and uh and Kevin out of macaroni on

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a paper plate, and you're at
the airport, we'll have two hours and

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thirty six minutes before they get there. But if you haven't considered this,

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this could be a call to action. You've got plenty of time to get

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there. Yeah, if you're a
Barcelona fan fan of ninety seven won the

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Freak, it's time to get to
the airport. Sweet Kevin's gonna make it.

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I believe in him, but he's
gone till next Thursday. I'm going

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to Las Vegas on tomorrow afternoon.
We'll open that can of tu to tomorrow,

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right, Yes, yeah, because
I am working myself into a TIS.

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I'm very pumped up for my adventures. So you haven't even really disclosed

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much about the main reason you're going. People have the connotation when they think

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of you, and then you say
that you're going to Las Vegas that in

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their minds. Yeah, the only
reason is to just be a debaucherous sloth

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and pump money onto a green table. Yeah, with a mountain of cocaine

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and me sweating with my comb over, my flower shirt on buttoned half way

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and comb over and a chain,
a chain and orange tinted glasses, just

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screaming. I like that. I
wish I was that guy. I'm not

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that guy. The reality is something
completely different and I can't walk for sure

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about that. But that's not the
main reason. You've got bigger You got

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your sights on bigger events, and
I think it's really cool and I cannot

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wait for the report, dude,
next week, the report back from vacation

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tales between you and Kevo. It's
gonna be off the chaps. Yeah,

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yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Yeah, we'll talk about that tomorrow coming

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up in here. In just a
second, we'll have the most important thing

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in the world. But before that, you have a big day. The

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little boy of our station, young
Malcolm. Yeah, you told me this.

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You're like, Malcolm's got something scheduled
today. It's funny, It is

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kind of funny. So he's my
young toddler who just turned three in March.

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He possesses boundless energy and trying to
find ways to channel that energy.

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And last night his mom texted me
says, we can try this for free

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tomorrow and if he likes it and
it helps, it's only twenty five dollars

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a class for a month. We
need to do something to keep him calm.

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Yeah, and I look at the
screenshot and it says Tiny Champions Intro

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class ages three to four. Our
kids' martial arts programs help your child in

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many ways. They'll benefit from physical
activity, but martial arts offers so much

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more discipline, confidence, focus,
and leadership skills. So today, at

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three point thirty, I will be
taking my young child to his first toddler

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karate class. It's called Tiny Champions, Tiny Champions, and he will be

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well on his way within probably a
year or two to receiving his honorary Elvis

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Presley black belt, tell me a
black belt by by the time it hits

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one hundred degrees rip or ball sack. No, that I gave up the

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ghost on that a long time ago, because I've told you guys, at

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every elbow, knee or shoot a
foot has broad laser guided trajectories that are

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all aimed at my mid section at
all times. Dolly thinks about how to

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destroy this area. Yeah, because
that gets a reaction. Oh yeah,

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it does so three o'clock today,
yea a little GHI probably on day one,

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I don't will be a gee.
Right, that's a free one off

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class. But if you sign up
and you start getting the stuff, I

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think the best way to approach this
is we we look at the at Day

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one is more of a a recon
mission. It's it's we're doing surveillance because

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I know it's going to happen.
He's We're gonna walk in there and he's

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gonna No, I want to go
home. I don't. I don't want

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this, I think so. Yeah, because of the structure of it.

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No, because it's not his idea. Really, he's the most willful child

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that I've ever been around in my
life. And if he doesn't do it

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himself. If it's not his idea, then it sucks. Like if you

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play, he'll ask for juice,
and if you hand it to him,

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he doesn't want that. He wants
it sat down and he will come get

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it himself. No, no,
Malcolm, get it all right, dude?

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Here, not there here? Okay, how's that? He's like?

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The the the amount of independence that
this child is exhibiting at such an early

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age is mind blowing. I guess
that's good. But it is so he

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is, for he is forming who
the hell he is as a human right

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now with that. Oh and yeah, and you know what, I blame

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it on good You know what,
I blame it on modern parenting because when

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I was a kid, you just
get the back of a and and you

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do it the way you were told
to do it. And now you kind

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of give your kids the freedom to
be self realized, you know, develop

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their personalities, and you kind of
just shepherd them and not try to kill

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their spirit. Obviously there's consequences to
your actions, their cause and effect.

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You try to implore those you know, principles as best you can. But

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it's not like it was when we
were kids, you know, growing up

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in the seventies, you did what
your parents told you to do. You

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did what your parents wanted to do. You didn't have a voice, You

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weren't able to express emotion safely.
You know, you were if you had

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if you were if you were sad, you were told to stop crying.

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If you were angry, that wasn't
okay. And because I say so,

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yeah, that's the reason, the
entire reason, and it's kind of irrefutable.

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Yeah, because I told you to. And then what little kids do

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is they realize that there's no outlet
for this, so just to keep the

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peace with their folks, they stuff
that stuff down and then it manifests with

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I don't know, thirty five years
of therapy later in life. And it's

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true, I really do believe that. Yeah, it's amazing how formidable even

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now these years are. And yes, you're right, the threat of getting

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the size thirteen boat shoe on my
bottom with my primary reason for living,

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Yeah, to avoid this at all
costs. So sure, I'll do it,

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and I'll take the juice from there. Then thank you, right,

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instead of no, Mikey gets the
juice. What huh? It's not the

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way the world works, man,
does he like action movies he likes Panda

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or anything like seen Kung Fu Panda
Action. No, he doesn't like big

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loud explosions, or he doesn't like
bad karate might No, not yet,

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so he does even know what karate
is. He likes playing really rough okay,

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and wants to wrestle and all that
stuff, and he's pretty reckless.

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He can't be you could be a
karate champion. I kind of probably have

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to explain to him what karate is. First. He's gonna walk into this

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thing and see these Just show a
couple Elvis gifts, and I'll him understand

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what he could possibly grow into be. I'll have him watch the Elvis the

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Aloha from Hawaii via Satellite special and
you can see some really awful karate.

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Then just have him to do karate
for like three weeks. He'll get his

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black belt, and then we'll send
him to Kevin's house and he can just

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he can demo Kevin's cardboard home with
kicks, with his kicks and punches and

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just raise that thing to the ground. I will tell you this. I

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have seen little kids that are going
through the karate program and they've been through

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it for like several years and they're
handing out belts like their skittles. Right,

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I'm watching these kids. You're you're
a brown how Yeah? How are

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you? Dude? It's a business
and it's just like these phone games you

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play right where it's like you play
and it's like then they eventually ask you

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for a dollar and look at all
the coins you unlock. I mean it's

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essentially the same model as that.
Now. I'm not minimizing martial arts to

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that level. I really, Despite
what I say about Bruce Lee, I

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do respect martial arts and I think
they're great for development and self defense and

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all confidence and all this. God
forbid. Yeah, self defense for women.

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I love it. But the format
of it is, yeah, look,

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you're only three weeks away from the
yellow belt. Just stick around till

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then. Yeah, and it's dangling
carrots in front of you with timelines,

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and that's just a human nature thing
that gets you to want to stick around.

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And then, yes, it is
still a business where you are then

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there for another month. You're like, well, I got an orange belt.

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Now, who's scared of the orange
belt? No, I can get

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that next color. So it's a
good formula that works. Yeah, And

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I think it's mainly at the kid
level that that that dynamic is in place.

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Yeah, because I'm sure like once
you get to advanced adults and you

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will look, I want to legit
be a second degree black belt or whatever

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that's your objective. I'm sure the
criteria is incredibly dude. I'm a friend

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of mine who does a kto and
he is a multiple degree black belt and

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he would whoop my a so quickly
and he's way smaller than me. But

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it's all about manipulation, joint manipulation
and you know, sort of suppressing your

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opponent anticipation. Yes, and it's
not a movie kick high kicks and all

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this. There's none of that.
I don't think in ikedo it is.

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It is just sort of defense based
and it's fascinating. I've had him show

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me stuff. We're you're joining shoulder
and stuff, and yes, you can

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whoop me so bad. So yes, it is. I respect it.

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But for little kids, I think
it might just be a money ground.

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What if there's the serious level of
little kids it's martial arts, it's got

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to be that too, you know, when they're five, six seven,

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I don't know, really little badasses. I don't know what they're doing over

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a tiny champions. I have a
feeling it's get daddy to buy the key

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and buy this next belt. We'll
see what happened, and Daddy will happily

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write the check. Yeah. Yeah, If little Malkie is tired when he

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comes home, yes, that is
an investment in our future. You better

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have some sweaty, stinky feet when
you get home and be ready for a

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nap, little bit. I'm ready
for the most important thing in the world,

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all right? All right? Sponsored? I mean nope, nope,

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it's sponsored by Toddler Karate Champion,
Build build a Champion Today. I pulled

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where is it today? Okay,
I pulled this audio last night and I

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wanted to play it and we'll explain
what you're hearing on the other side.

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Uh uh uh uh uh Elephant down
the road, Oh my god, oh

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my god. Only in the circus
elephant got loose. Where are you going?

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Where are you going for? And
he's darn, where are you going?

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Friend? All right? I don't
support cigarettes smoking. Put the laughs

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that it is provided for us by
the very beginning of that just she says

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that funny, and then a great
sig laugh elephant down the road. Oh

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my god, I can hear it
in the Oh my god, only in

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but the circus elephant got loose.
That's so good and friend all right.

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So that is audio from a video
that a woman shot sitting in her car

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in Butte Montana. The streets,
the city streets of Butte Montana. She's

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saying, Perry appears to be a
traffic light. And on the video you

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see a giant elephant just going for
a leisurely stroll through an intersection. Yesterday,

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yesterday, And what had happened was
this was a circus elephant. There

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was a traveling circus in town,
and they were giving this elephant a bath

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outside of a big ass tent,
and it got spooked by the backfire of

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an automobile and briefly escaped. In
other words, he jumped here at the

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backfire and said, you know what
f this, I'm getting away from the

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circus. I'm going downtown. This
video is so funny because this elephant has

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real, no real sense of urgency
or purpose. He's just taken in the

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sights of beautiful downtown Butte Montana.
Viola is the elephant's name. Let's see

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the Peta the Animal Well Welfare Group
Yes, identified the elephant as Viola or

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is it wa La Yeah, said
that she's escaped her confines at least twice

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before in twenty ten, in twenty
fourteen, and they described this elephant as

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elderly, and as we well know, the elderly tend to wander off and

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maybe not exactly know why they're there, where they were originally going, or

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how to get back. Just on
the move. Just Oscar, Mike,

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there's a picture of Viola womping down
the road right toward a casino. Right,

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boy, that's gonna be me in
seventy two hours. Viola sroy giant

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giant beast lumbering toward a casino.
Yeah, Viola, I mean this is

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you're seeing the same picture I am. Then, right, Okay, So

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this wash the traveling circus is called
Jordan World Circus and they didn't respond to

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a request at the time, but
apparently the elephant was only on the streets

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for a short amount of time,
maybe a couple of blocks, maybe two

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or three blocks, and then circus
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video. I don't know if you've
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kind of like quickly walking by the
elephant trying to get hey, Viola back

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here. Yeah, he's got the
elephant stick with him, right, which

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who knows what that work. Yeah, so they ended up loading the elephant

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back onto a trailer and it took
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Yeah, no trampling, no no
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of the determined elephant, it's walking
towards two buildings. One of them says

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hardwood, window coverings, tile and
carpet. And so unless Viola is doing

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a little bit of a maybe doing
a kitchen remodel, I think the only

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the only destination for Viola is the
what is the name of this Montana Lee's

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Casino, Montana Lill's Montana Lill's Casino. They do have the Lusist slots in

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butte it appears, is that what
it says? Yeah, so I can

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see why one hand on black Jack
Biela, that's all you got time for

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before they load you back onto the
truck, which you can know. Look,

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I is Viola. Is Viola happy
where she is in the circus And

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it's a larger discussion. We probably
don't have time to get into that,

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but I kind of wanted to,
but I felt like, if we don't

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have enough time covering this, this
one story, that'd be a bigger discussion.

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Would Would the elephant be happier in
the wild? You know, No,

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our animal is happier in the zoo. Are they happy in the zoo?

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Brought to you in a bucket,
laid on a plate? And you

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know, isn't the basis of animal
existence? Food? Have you met my

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dog? That's all she cares about. Reproduction? I mean that's sort of

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the baseline stuff. So you got
all that covered, and that all you

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want, a roof over your head, a nice warm blanket, some snacks

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and and what another thing? Reproduction? Right, But then you see him

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in the zoo and you're like,
that's so sad. You know, poor

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poor fella trapped in these confines.
I don't know what the answer is rome

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free. It's like, well,
if you're off her room free, I

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might get killed in second. Now
you are animals. You're the largest land

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animal on Earth, I believe,
the African elephant yep, and the least

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susceptible. Yeah, they're they're biggest
predators man, without question, yea,

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even in the wild. Yeah,
they're still hunted. But I don't know.

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I had Viola not gotten spooked by
the car, maybe she would have

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just stayed where she was, But
I don't know. To me, she

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looks like she's having a nice time. Can you imagine, though, just

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sitting at a street light downtown Dallas, all right, and then you just

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kind of put it in reverse and
let off the break a little and start

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easing back. Okay, do you
always see the elephant like just slowly sitting

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down on the hood of a car, Like that's one of the tricks,

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the circus elephant. It sits on
that little pedestal. Yeah, your Volvo

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is totaled because of Viola's butt.
You ever an elephant? Yeah? I

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have, actually have you. I
don't even know where, but yes,

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I have, little kid, it
was some type of Safari zoo trip when

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I was little, and you climb
up a little stoop. Did your elephant

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have to evacuate its bladder? It
took fifteen minutes. It's just high pressure,

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oh god, and it was long
and loud and stunk all to be

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damned. It is traumatic. The
elephant take a deuce in front of you,

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Like, my god, is that
the size of a small human.

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Yeah the Deuce. Yes, well, we wish you the very best getting

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back to that circus, all the
peanuts you could ever imagine. We are

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safe. Viola has been captured and
returned to her family and friends. All

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Right, we got sports. We
do have sports, and we actually had

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a little breaker within the last ten
minutes or so. We have big news

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in the sexual assault lawsuit against cowboy
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