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Hey, perfect like that perfect we
did it when we perf you win,

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shaved Little World. I'm a member
of the Stars. I hated that Big

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three one freaking Jill Valentine's worst.
She just she just says, I'm a

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member of stars. Literally, that's
all she says. It's fucking terrible.

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That sucks. What of her hyper
combos that she's like a fireball or some

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ship she literally turned into a fireballs? Yeah, what is this? Why

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would they Jill Valentine? You know
how many you know how many times it's

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happened, Resident Evil, You know
how many times that would have been helpful

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residue Jill Valentine, speaking of speaking
of Jill Valentine, pop on over to

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patroon dot com slash a snark tank. There's nothing Jill Valentine really there at

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all, but uh and and get
add free access, early access to every

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episode. You know, I love
you as much as I love Jill Valentine.

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If you do that, that's the
that's the common link. So a

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little so there's a lot that we
should get into. But before we were

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talking, we were talking a little
bit before the show started about because Derek

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apparently canceled his Spotify because Spotify Premium
raised their price. Yeah, and now

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he's considering rejoining because it's because it's
apparently impossible impossible to use. I haven't

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used Spotify free since like twenty twelve
when I was working at Sears, so

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I can't even fathom how different it
was, but I remember it being fine,

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That's what I remember. I remember. The only thing that I couldn't

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do was like listen to songs in
like an exact order. Like you can

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still have like a but if you
have like five songs on a playlist,

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you could just play that playlist and
you basically be able to You basically had

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control of what you were listening to. I don't know what it is.

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I don't know what the hell it
is. And you can still do stuff

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like that to a certain extent,
right, the thing is okay. So

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the ads are I think way more
aggressive. The ads are way more aggressive,

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which is they beat you up.
You can only they will, I

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think you can only and every hour
you can only skip six songs. So

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if you were trying to skim through
things, like say like me, since

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I'm involved in music, I'm kind
of fucking round with a lot of stuff

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and listen to a lot of albums
sometimes I'm skimming through shit. You can't.

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Yeah, you absolutely can't do that
at all. You can't. Well,

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first of all, you can't even
select. You can't even just listen

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to an album, right, Like
if you go on an artist, it

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shuffles their entire catalog. So if
somebody drops a new album, you can't

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even listen to it. And I
was like, oh, this is completely

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unusable. This remember that that was
a thing. But apparently that's crazy.

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I don't. It feels it's it's
so shady, man, Like it's it's

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like a YouTube YouTube Premium one of
the options. It's like, okay,

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if you can now close the video
and just listen to the audio, that's

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an like why is that not just
a default fucking option, Like why is

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that not just a feature that is
always YouTube? But no, no,

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they will put that behind a paywall. It's it's so fucking dirty. They'll

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do it. But I'm specifically paying
for it to not have ads, you

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know what I'm saying, Like it's
specifically for that, not for that.

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It makes me mad that that's a
paywall. Yes, yeah, YouTube YouTube

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Premium and Spotify Premium are probably the
only the only subscription services that I never

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even remotely consider cutting because I'm just
like, I'm not I'm never gonna be

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able to use these things otherwise,
Like I can't sit through I can't sit

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through a million ads YouTube premium you
to premium to be fair, it's actually

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pretty solid, Like there's like a
lot of good shit about it, and

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the money does go to the people
that you're watching. That the money's pretty

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good. If you if you break
down the money you see the premium,

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You're like, wow, that is
a significant amount of money. Yeah,

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it works, I think, But
but Spotify, Like the thing is,

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like I've considered going over to Apple
Music because Apple Music does sound better.

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Like it Like you go over there
and you compare the two. If you

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can listen to a song on Apple
Music versus Spotify Premium or whatever, like

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it is, it does sound significantly
better on Apple, does it really?

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But I feel I feel like you
haven't. Oh no, but it's interesting.

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I've compared it. I've compared it
directly and I noticed it. I'm

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like, that does sound better,
but like, does it sound so much

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better than I'm willing to go through
eleven to twelve years of history on Spotify

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to recreate my playlist. Ah yeah, no, no, not yeah,

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I did consider that. I didn't
consider that all the playlists I have.

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Yeah, dude, I have so
many. I have so many songs on

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these playlists, some of them that
are just like just not even available elsewhere.

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And it's just like you know what, I know. I know Apple

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is full of exclusive songs, so
like full of exclusive songs. The title

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no, no Apple. Apple has
a bunch of title remember remember when what

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is it? But jay Z was
like, I'm gonna put on the title

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lonely title, put it on Spotify. Yeah, people, people, people

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were going to try to get his
music. It is that people came.

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He just was like, I can
just make I'm just not making money for

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no reason. On the side,
he was like, I can make money

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by doing this because it's it's dumb
put money in one plate, Like it's

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like, why would you do that. You make money over here doing that

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other thing. But my ego,
SAYSTEM exclusivity is crazy. Yeah, it's

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just it's pretty nuts. I hate
that and I can't it is. So

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you know, when you talk about
like the Screen Actors Guild and the and

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the Writers Actor League, or whatever
the fuck they call themselves or whatever.

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You know, those people, they're
represented and they're always they're fighting, and

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they're they're they're getting things done.
On the music side, nothing's happening at

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all or the the I would let
me tell you this, I haven't made

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a ton of streams, but let's
just say I don't know, I've definitely

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let's just say, like a forty
five fifty thousand streams on Spotify has landed

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me, like I don't know,
twenty dollars or something, you know what

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I mean? Like music, music
is dead man music. Music Making money

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from music like proper hasn't been a
thing in like fifty years. Dude.

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Yeah, it's it's one of those
money the balance of when you see like

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how much like just think about how
much money they have to throw around a

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Joe Rogan, like he got hundreds
of millions of dollars. A Bill Simmons,

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He's another person that got hundreds of
millions of dollars just podcasting, and

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they just refuse to just pay artists
both. It's because because of so many

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things, though, like it's not
it's not simply just them not paying art

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there's a lot of it's for a
multitude of reasons. It is because podcasts

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are long form and they keep people
on the platform longer. That is also

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part of it. But like,
then, what this scular artist does,

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it is crazy. It is crazy
when you consider the fact that, like

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they make so little money that I
really think about this for a moment.

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Some of the most famous acts in
the world are still like people who were

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like big in the seventies are still
touring. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I really can't imagine that they're touring
because they want to. Oh yeah yeah,

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just for like, oh man,
I love going from because at a

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certain point, dude, if you've
been touring since the seventies, you're not

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seeing anything new anymore. Like you've
seen the world. There's nothing left to

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see at that point. Every person
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you've met, every single you've seen, every single culture you've been to,

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every single venue, Like, what
is there left except maybe like maybe they're

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holding out hope that they can go
to like North Korea or China and tour,

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Like I don't know what the hell
they're doing, but like there's nothing

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left to see, So there's no
way they're doing it because they love it.

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It's because it makes the money.
It's because they have to because like

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they can't make money off streams and
merch and merch sales where you make money,

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yeah, yeah, that's because the
only way as an artist, and

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if you're small it is touring.
Sometimes you have to even think like,

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oh, I don't think it's worth
it because it's so fucking expensive to tour

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and so so trying to find that
balance. Man, it's it's so difficult.

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I'm gonna I've just logged into my
Uh I use distro Kid. I

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mean using district Kid like uh,
if I was just doing purely covers,

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I would use Jonathan Young turned me
on too sound Something's sound drop. Uh.

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But that's like they specialize in doing
covers and it's and it's free to

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upload to it. Dist Okay,
you just paid twenty bucks a year or

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whatever, but I just want to
show you total. So in total,

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like after they take the money from
me, they take their cut. I've

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been on distro kid for three years. I've made five hundred and ninety four

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dollars. Like that's just now.
My numbers aren't extravagant, right, but

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the let's say there's my numbers that
I do have, uh, and that

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the little amount of money that I
do have, It's still like the the

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ratio is is fucking insanity. Were
like, say, when you think about

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how many people have listened to these
things? How many like say when people

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used to buy records, for example, when you think about this many people

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listening to your records and how much
money that would generate and versus the streams,

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it's so fucking astronomically different. Now, yeah, the labels would still

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take most of the money, but
you would still get a little bit more

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well depending I guess, depending on
what type of contract you had. But

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it not three sixty deals is fucking
I they exist in general. It's crazy.

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Yeah, it's it's it's so predatory
man. But yeah, but what

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happened is this, right when when
somebody becomes famous as a musician, Right,

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what happens is that these are the
things that go on, right you

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become famous. What happened is a
record label gives you X amount of dollars

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to be They always give you less
than what your song is worth. So

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I would they give you like if
you have a like a bang up song

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like post Malone, He made White
Ivers White iverson Right label gave him a

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million dollars that was easily like a
five million dollar worth song. They gave

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him that. That's the money you
get to like make yourself look fly,

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move into a nice place, pay
for studio time. You have to pay

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them back that money. Yeah happens. You have to pay them back that

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money. You sign and they give
you an advance and you have to make

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you have to pay them money back, pay them back that money. If

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you don't pay them back that money, you'll make your music until they get

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that money back on from you.
Yeah, the right group from you.

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TLC. You know you guys know
TLC, obviously you know TLC. Yes,

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they're completely broke, Like they had
some of the biggest singles in R

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and B in the world and they
have absolutely no money. Just for an

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example. It's fucking crazy that that's
why it's so much better to go independent

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and hopefully you can just open your
patroon or something where the services work in

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the way that they take a small
percentage and not the other way around,

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like the record labels would take ninety
percent and then they would give you ten

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percent of like a sale, like
all right, for each dollar for each

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for each CD, you'll get like
a dollar and they'll they'll keep most of

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it, and it's like, shouldn't
it be the fucking opposite what happens.

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What happens is that people learned that
record labels hate that that happened. But

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people learned that and the conventional internet, like people like Joey Badass, one

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of my fair rappers. He was
independent until he signed a He signed a

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collaborative deal with Sony, So now
that him and Sony owned, pro Error

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is owned by him. But whenever
he makes an album what you call it,

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Sony will help fund the album.
You have to collab spider Man,

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right, huh? You have to
collab a spider Man. No. I

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wish you did. That'd be fucking
cool as shit. But the didn't tell

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us what I hate. I'm not
a big fan of tail Us with music

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at all. I think she's the
ultimate, She's the ultimate nepple Baby as

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an artist. But that girl is
a genius. She's an absolute genius.

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She she literally saw her Labey used
to own her music. What she did

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was she re recorded her whole entire
catalog, all of it independently. So

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now that she owns all of her
music. One Now, that's not genius.

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That's just she has resources to do
that. All those do that.

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It's it's still genius, still smart
to do that. But she and I

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wouldn't say genius. It's smart that
it's definitely the smartest. Which artists genius.

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I'll tell you what genius is.
Genius is Elton John writing all those

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amazing songs back then and then coming
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an audience that has never heard them, using like modern artists to do it.

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That's fucking smart as hell. I
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not one song. He made one
song right, and it's brilliant. They

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all work together and it's like it's
it's crazy. I was like, dank,

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that guy's like, especially considering that
guy's like that he's gay. He's

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like he's gay, especially he's gay. No, it's like he's like,

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how old is that guy? How
old is Elton John? He's got to

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be No, way, he's seventy
six. That's way over. It's about

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ten years older than you thought.
It's a dec But it's crazy that she's

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like, I'm recording my music and
I just like everybody listen to this version

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of our music. So now she
gets all her money back, though,

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because this isn't that doesn't that registered
as like a cover of as far as

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I'm concerned. So, my our
friends were briefly in the industry, right

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they they never dropped their album they
recorded with Metal Blade, ship fell apart

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and they couldn't release those recordings those
masters will they belonged to Metal Blade,

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but they could have, and which
I told them to record the entire album

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independently and drop fucking the guy,
My boy Brandon did not do it.

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And it has been This was back
in twenty ten, I think to this

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day, hasn't fucking done it.
And I'm like you you are, like

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I was, like, I love
the dude, but I'm like, that

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is the dumbest fucking thing, because
literally they were the biggest band in that

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genre at the time and created other
bands because of it, Like I was

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a part of it, and then
I left. They got much bigger,

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and he just didn't do like say
like what Taylor Swift did. It's just

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one album. It's just not like
say Taylor Swift for catalog would be millions

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of dollars to record, she has
the resources to do it. But it's

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like, all right, you can
get a loan of like say, thirty

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thousand dollars or whatever, Chipen or
whatever and record an album professionally, Because

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that's the problem if you want to
get done professionally, especially back then,

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the fucking mixing and mastering, mastering
alone, it's so fucking expensive. So

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now now that we have the tools
to do it ourselves and the quality is

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only only slightly off, regular people
don't notice the fucking difference. When I'm

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dropping music. People are like,
wow, the quality is really good,

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And I'm like, I noticed the
flaws, but not really people on average.

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And I'm like, that's fucking good
now. And then now, just

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just as much, give you so
much money in her pocket all the time

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whenever. That means whenever she tours, whenever she records, and if it's

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on the like, all of that
money is straight in her pocket. That's

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insane. Yeah, she can go
and she can a lot of money.

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Now, she can go and spend
a lot of money on ruining the rest

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of her relationships for content. Yeah, because literally I don't like her either,

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but Chill, I don't even not
like her. I don't even not

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like her. I just I just
it's it's it's just such a predictable pattern

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that it's like annoying. It's it's
like it's like the musical. It's like

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the music version of Leonardo DiCaprio dating
people under twenty five. It's like,

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Okay, we get it. This
is what you do. I'm not even

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upset. I'm just like, do
we have to do I have to hear

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about it? Do I have to
hear about it constantly? I care?

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Yeah, other people need to catch
up, they need to catch they need

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to catch onto it, and she
needs to go in a different route.

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But people aren't going to catch on
doing They just think. They probably think

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that it's never her fault, like
she's not she's not even her demographic is

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those dumbest demographic of of of of
of consumers. It's they're the dumbest,

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they're the they're stupid. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hey man, my

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dog was eaten by a pack of
Swifties and I don't want to I don't

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want to trifle with those. I'm
sorry to be mean, but they're just

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they're stupid. They don't they don't
understand that they grow up because my girlfriend

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was a Swifty and now she's like, oh my god, her music is

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so unbelievably stupid. And I'm like, yeah, I know, I know.

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I'm glad you evolved to the point
you understand that here's here's fire.

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Do you think people are going to
grow out of it? Yes? People

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everything like that. Everything. She
seems like an deniable force right now.

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I think, well, she's always
been on She's been on on top for

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such a long time. I mean, remember the whole Kanye thing that was

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two thousand and nine. She wasn't
on top then, Really it's way more

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popular. Did her music win the
best thing? That's the reason why he

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was mad in the first place.
That's when she had best song, right

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video, But she wasn't on top. That video was on top. But

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say the fact. But you're right, she has been popular for a long

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time. The Kanye it's grown shot
her into the stratosphere. I think you're

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right about it in your world,
but not in any white world. She's

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always been on top for them.
Like I I accept Taylor Swift. I

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accept Taylor Swift. Whatever, that's
fine, it's it's in. If you

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compare Taylor Swift to a lot of
other things that are that are going on

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in music right now. Like honestly, like whatever i'm I'm I'm fine with

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it because I see, I don't
know, I don't mean. So this

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is obviously something that we shouldn't pick
on, right because we're clearly not the

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demographic for it, and it's clearly
just a person. It's clearly just a

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young person writing very first draft songs. And that's fine. But like Olivia

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Rodrigo's songs are fucking horrible, like
they're I she sounds horrible. It's fact,

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it's horrible. Her instrument, she's
no. Let me let me just

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say this, let me just say
let me just say this. I'm not

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talking about like musically, I think
musically as far as like like like melodically

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and instrument like whatever, that's fine, but like the second like the words

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come in, it's like, oh
my god, yeah, this is so

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garbage. But it's obviously like a
nineteen year old fucking it's obviously like a

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nineteen year old with the first draft
who like is surrounded by you who aren't

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going to be like hey, maybe
that, maybe that's not good. But

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what is being turned out right now? Like no revisions, put it out.

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It's like that song that we were
talking about like a couple of episodes

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ago, the fucking I'm good and
I'm feeling alright. No way, that's

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the best, Like, come on, dude, like that's a great melody.

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Surely you can come up with something
else. Surely there is. There's

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an infinite amount of ways to iterate
on that melody in an interesting way.

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I'm good and I'm feeling alright is
the best you had? No way,

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no way that was that was a
first draft, and you know it.

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I don't know I would know if
it was a first draft. Even I

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don't know if they wrote it down. They probably just like improvised it in

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the booth and we're like, that's
pretty good. I actually I have a

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memory. I have a memory of
that. Oh. I was in this

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metal band and the the singer did
not write lyrics. All he did was

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while we were recording, because I
was doing some backups. There was a

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little Caesar's pizza box and he wrote
like three words or something, and then

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everything else. It was. It
was the most disorganized piece of shit ever.

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But nope, nope. If you're
just not really paying attention, it

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worked. It worked, But me
as an artist, I'm thinking, this

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is so fucking stupid, this is
so unprofessional, this is so shitty,

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and that blue song or whatever,
I'm good. It's one of those things

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where you're like, I can't think
of anything good right now. I'm gonna

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put it to the side. But
these dickheads just force their way through.

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They're like, no, we need
to get it done so we can get

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paid. And it's not gonna sound
good at all. It's not gonna even

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gonna be It's only catchy because this
is so recognizable, such an iconic melody.

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It's it's so it's so much bullshit. But I want to go to

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that Olivia Rodrigo like, okay,
I will it's an indoor defense chess.

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Good voice, not great singing live. I think studio obviously it's cleaned up

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quite a bit. But like there's
that was that driver's License song. She

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don't sound like that song. It's
like it was, like I think it's

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it's less about how she sounds and
more about just the words. Literally,

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she totally sounds like someone said she's
like the news Williams and I called them

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the N word on Twitter. She's
not Haley Williams. You know why they

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said that. You know why they
said that because they had to give uh,

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Olivia Rodrigo had to give uh because
that song good for You, that

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sound good for You was one billion
percent just to rip off of misery business

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and so to the point where it's
like, oh, yeah, you got

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you caught us, which is these
fucking slimy pieces of ship that do this

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all that they steal ship and hoping
that like, oh, we're gonna get

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away with this, Like who's that
bitch du duel it? But I just

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found out that she's she's British.
I had no idea she's very British.

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Her music doesn't sound British or like
that happening. There's actually worked with Elton

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John a lot of people working.
Why she worked that? She she's no,

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no, no, she's she's Underwait
time already tiu look guys, look

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again. I get it. I
get it, I get it. Okay,

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she's his understudy. She's understudy.
That's like, that's like why she

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became famous. She started to the
music I can't never let it go.

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You collaborate, what are you saying? Yeah, that's why they collabed together.

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So often often she's an understudy.
I need boobs, Like yeah,

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she something. So whoever wrote that
song, they completely ripped that song off

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and some raz some other random person. You know what's crazy? I heard

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I heard about that when I was
in San Francisco, and I think I

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met the guy that met made that
original song incident Francisco likenest some guy's uber,

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some guys about like sweat swear in
my life. We were in some

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guys uber and he was talking about
how like he he either was a putt

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of the person that helped write that
song or knew the person that he write

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that song. He's just I was
just like, oh, I was like

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really, I was like, this
is bullshit. He's not serious, right.

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Come to find out she got sued
for it and lots because literally somebody

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song And I was like, there's
a lot of than there's a lot of

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there's a lot of inn of that
happening where it's like I don't know because

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because on some level, like dude, there's only so many chorus, there's

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only so many notes that go together
in a certain order that sound right,

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Like I could believe certain things happened
just completely just out of sheer coincidence,

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right, But then you have stuff
like the one that was most most egregious

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to me was I can't remember what
the band was called. I think it

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was like Saxon or something. I
don't remember what the hell was called.

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But they had a song, uh
that ripped off Rob Thomas's Lonely No More

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in like a way that was like
like in the in a way that was

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like jarring, like like jarringly brazen. I can't remember what the fuck the

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song was, but if you look
at Lonely No More rip off, it'll

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it'll show up because it was so
so it was so insane. Uh,

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but that was that was thest time
I was like, how simple the lyrics.

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No, don't do that. Don't
think fucking weasels are just trying to

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get away with not paying any royalties, even sample lyrics, but like,

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don't sample pay for it. That
is the difference. They're just trying to

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get away with pain because you like
say it and pop in an R and

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B, they sampled all. I
mean that was there would be no fucking

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puff daddy, you know, because
you know Kanye Man exactly there They're just

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there sample dre there'd be no,
they gotta clear it. And then so

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instead of these fucking pieces of ship
will try to be like, oh it's

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changed just enough, and a lot
of times it's not like freaking. The

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worst one is vanilla ice with under
pressure from oh yeah, stupid. That

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one is crazy. That is.
That was when I saw that whole thing,

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because obviously we were the weird too. You might have been able to

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just barely see it, Derek,
but me and Chris were clearly too young

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to understand when I was going on. But like when that when I watched

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the whole video about him, like
it's dundun doune and it does the same

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thing. Be for there's one it's
one step behind what you call it under

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pressure, And I'm like, dog, that's the same thing, except for

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one. No, it is one
not crazy copying it. It's comical.

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It sounds like it was the sound
it was. This is clearly like a

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spinal tap spoof thing. Right you
guys, are you're pulling you're pulling my

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dick. There's no way you think
you think you're actually saying something clever right

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now. But I was also one
of the worst people put in music in

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all He's he's like the That's why
people didn't like m at first because of

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people like vanl Ice, because they
thought he was another one of them,

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which he he Ice was one of
them who was the industry? Plant is

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absolutely like an industry like this like
a Roth was just like fucking macalam Moore

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was planting absolutely, I like,
I really like that wasn't he was an

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industry. He was absolutely plane.
Did he fucking my Space like Kid Cutty,

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like like like Lady Gaga, like
he was fucking absolutely my Space one

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one billion person? This guy's pretty
decent and they grab and drop and then

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he was trying to sucking build his
audience on my No, and it's not

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an interesting plant, You're completely wrong
about it. And then he was the

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They were trying to make him make
longer than he wanted to make. He

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didn't want to do it because I
still doesn't music still makes music, and

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you're groomed, you are nothing,
and then you were, all of a

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sudden you explode onto the scene.
They're like, who the fuck is this

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person? Like he was his growth
was organic and then he made the fucking

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the Sleep of the Bread Aisle,
which was you know it was it was

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like whatever first album. People liked
it it was it was white boy.

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It was white boy frap music,
and he was like, was very it

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was very diverse, and I think
that was actually the problem album. It

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was it was what they wanted him. He had made his first album dance

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Song with Celo Green, which is
not fucking frat boy music. As like,

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it's very diverse. He had a
song that where he's trying to be

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more grounded, like where he's trying
to be like trying to get out of

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eminem shadow called as I Am.
He had, of course the Isle of

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College. You're just thinking of that
college song, and that's it was a

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very because lark on My Go Kart, which is one of his most popular

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songs, which is a nice space
song, like Bro, I know where

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I know Rob Bro, like like
you're fucking because I remember his I remember

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his first album coming out, at
least the first album after he got popular.

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It might have been after he got
popular. Let me let me paraphrase

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that, because he came out he
had short hair first, and then we

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made his next album when he had
his long hair, he had his long

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brown hair, and he was like, I do not like what I'm making

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this is not good music. I
think that was his album that is not

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good music. It was like twenty
fourteen, dude. I think he didn't

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put out a second out. I
don't think he put out a He didn't

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do any follow ups until he was
independent and he had long hair where he

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was. I only came back and
made another song that was popular too,

404
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but it wasn't popular. Maybe you're
right about that, But I think the

405
00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:04.240
song you're I think the album you're
thinking about where had that song like fast

406
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:07.799
life on it? It might have
been fast Was that the was that the

407
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:11.559
popular song let Me See? No, the one that we're talking doesn't matter.

408
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:14.880
It doesn't matter. We're talking about
after He's game, but we're talking

409
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:18.079
about suspected. But that's how people
didn't like certain arts. They was like,

410
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:21.519
oh, these artists show up out
of nowhere and then all of a

411
00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:23.920
sudden extremely popular and everybody Eminem was
going to be one of them, but

412
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:33.240
was actually sometimes nowhere. Well sometimes
people show better nowhere, like like uh

413
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:41.759
like like showing up out of nowhere
outside of people's houses. Uh. That

414
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:45.960
was were those two spoons. I
was, I was, I was waiting,

415
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:51.599
I was, I was waiting to
bring this up way too, We're

416
00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:52.920
not going to bring it up.
We had so we had, dude,

417
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:56.759
Look, we had Jack's films going
the entire internet. Yeah, yeah,

418
00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:00.920
we had Jack's films on the podcast, not even like what like a week

419
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:04.720
and a half ago, probably like
what two weeks max, uh, And

420
00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:08.480
it was it was before all this
shit went down. We brought up Sniperwolf

421
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:12.480
a little bit, obviously because it
was like a meme that was going on,

422
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:15.640
so we brought up Sniperwolf. We
didn't spend more than like, I

423
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:21.519
think two minutes of that two hours
talking about Sniperwolf at all. Uh.

424
00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:25.160
But I think the day after we
posted that video, the day after we

425
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:33.119
posted the episode live for everybody,
this crazy shit went down where Sniperwolf just

426
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:40.119
showed up outside of Jack's fucking house
and literally like tweet like it. I

427
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:45.079
think she instagram like she she posted
a photo of his house on her Instagram,

428
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:52.160
which is crazy. And I don't
even know how to fucking respond.

429
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:57.079
I don't even have to. I
have no idea how to even talk about

430
00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:00.759
this because it's so crazy and so
pocket. Apparently this isn't even her first

431
00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:06.079
time doing ship that's this outrageous.
Apparently, apparently she has like a criminal

432
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:08.240
record, which is awesome. I
know there's a much shop, but I

433
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:10.880
don't know for what. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know what

434
00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:16.799
for it's so funny just this she
I mean, it's it's not funny.

435
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:21.440
It's obviously really fucking scary, but
it's also like it's it's to me,

436
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:25.640
it's like you really just showed up
outside of some dude's house and claimed that

437
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:37.400
they were obsessed with you. What's
going on? That's what's what? What?

438
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:40.920
What's made me so flabbergasted? This
that very I just I don't,

439
00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:44.440
Okay, I know, I know, I don't I'm not. I don't

440
00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:49.279
know that much about Sniperwolf. I
just know that she was the back in

441
00:32:49.319 --> 00:32:52.960
the day people were shitting at her
because she was pretending to do Let's plays

442
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:58.440
or whatever, and then she clearly
wasn't playing obviously the free booting stuff.

443
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.599
Just I don't know that much.
I honestly had no idea how popular she

444
00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:06.039
was, Like when I saw her
numbers, her numbers on YouTube and then

445
00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:09.039
knowing how much you was followed on
Instagram, I didn't know because she's never

446
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:14.960
in my radar other than you know, people talking about this freebooting shit the

447
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:21.319
right of the Originals, I guess
may have been popular. I guess,

448
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:28.839
dude, I I don't understand how
you could have that large of an audience.

449
00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:30.680
And I mean this, and I
mean this, I don't I'm really

450
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:37.319
mean and not understand the type of
power you wield that this is so astronomically

451
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:43.359
stupid to do. I don't understand. And the fact that she doesn't care

452
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:49.519
even slightly is so it's actually it
really is on that because we like to

453
00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:52.319
throw out psychotic and you know,
and sociopathic and shit like that, we

454
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:57.559
kind of just label people, but
like legitimately, I was perplexed, thinking,

455
00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:00.319
oh, maybe she's at least gonna
try to apologie, to be like,

456
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:01.720
oh yeah, I fucked up,
like that was too far, but

457
00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:07.960
saying no, I'm the victim,
and also making light of it by walking

458
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.000
with her sister. I found out
there was her sister in that picture where

459
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:13.440
she was saying like whose house we
going, Oh, oh, we show

460
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:15.480
up to your house? What you
do? And like just making live of

461
00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:19.639
the whole fucking situation. And I'm
just thinking of my brother, like do

462
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:23.639
you not understand how many fucking simps
follow you like, this guy's your enemy,

463
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:29.039
right, so now you showed this
house? I mean, do I

464
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:32.039
need to say anything else? Like
the implication of everything else is like every

465
00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:36.199
they don't understand. I don't think
they get it, and like, and

466
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:40.159
I understand that's negligence because for me, I thought I genuinely, genuinely generally

467
00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:44.280
at first, I was like,
Oh, she'sus being stupid. She's stupid,

468
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:46.159
and you don't understand what she did, because I think that's what it

469
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:52.559
always is. I think people in
this field just don't understand. We don't

470
00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:54.679
get how much power we have,
and then we do something dumb and instead

471
00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:57.679
of her being a turn out to
be like, Yo, that was dumb,

472
00:34:57.760 --> 00:35:00.119
that was stupid, my bad,
Like I didn't I that was it's

473
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:04.639
a really fucking idiotic. She's being
too prideful to say that as long as

474
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:06.880
ANNA say it. She's like,
I made a really dumb mistake. I

475
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:09.639
did not five. I was too
busy. And the bullshit of understanding that,

476
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:13.800
like I was annoyed by you making
fun of my content that I did

477
00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:17.440
this. That's it because that's what
she That's clearly what looks like happened.

478
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:21.239
I don't think she wanted this,
and I don't think she was trying to

479
00:35:21.320 --> 00:35:24.800
be truly insidious. Then have one
of her fucking her loose egg people come

480
00:35:24.800 --> 00:35:29.159
there and hurt Jack. I think
she just did something that's really stupid,

481
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.840
and instead of being matured about that, these of that I I because that

482
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:37.400
my initial was my initial, the
latter that my initial or the former.

483
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:40.320
I guess that's my initial thought,
right, that she's just a colossal idiot,

484
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:44.199
which I think is still true.
She obviously stupid, But what I

485
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:51.679
mean is there's a part of me
that it's just even her like it just

486
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:55.480
you, God, you have to
be this the level of stupidity to even

487
00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:59.840
be like and to allow to let
everybody know, like, oh, all

488
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:02.719
you have to do is Google and
you can easily find his address, even

489
00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:07.119
saying things like that. I said
this on the podcast one time where Joe

490
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:10.519
Rogan had on this dude that was
trying to talk about child sex trafficking and

491
00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:15.960
all that shit, and then he
put out some information that I thought was

492
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:19.920
two. You know, millions and
millions of people and let's say you,

493
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:22.480
Joe Rogan, listen, there's there's
so many listeners. There's gonna be a

494
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:25.920
small percentage of like fucked up people
listening, and so it's like things to

495
00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:30.679
take into consideration where the dude like
let people know how cheap it was to

496
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:37.719
buy a kid in Thailand, and
putting that information out there is kind of

497
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:40.599
fucked up to do because you and
now just unearthed shit that a lot of

498
00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:45.199
people something that they don't They didn't
think about it until that very moment they're

499
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:47.880
like, oh, wow, that
is cheap. I'm a fucking pervert.

500
00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:51.320
All I gotta do is save for
a few months and now I'm gonna go

501
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:54.039
to fucking Thailand. And in a
way that say, when you say something

502
00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:57.880
like this, so it's like even
if it is completely ignorant, yeah,

503
00:36:57.880 --> 00:37:02.159
it's it's fucking nuts, Like you
should have that where you should know that

504
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:06.519
I have thirty million people following me
on YouTube. It's gonna be a few

505
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:12.679
crazy motherfuckers that will do my videos. I think it's I think it's a

506
00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:17.840
situation where she just she just because
she was. I think she's one of

507
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.320
She was recently shouted out by YouTube
themselves like specific as she was, and

508
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:25.280
I really a big hubbub about that. So she has she had a panel

509
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:28.599
I think at Viccon or something,
or she has one coming. I don't

510
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:30.639
know. I don't know exactly the
specifics, but she is in there,

511
00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:37.559
you know, to the point where
there's no way that YouTube can argue that

512
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:43.119
they haven't seen this, right,
they know this is happening. Uh,

513
00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:49.800
and yet there's nothing's been done.
And I think nothing's been done because she

514
00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:54.719
knows nothing will be done because she
has like I don't know if it's necessarily

515
00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:58.159
an amount of power. I don't
think she has power over anybody, but

516
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:06.760
she has enough influence to not worry
about suffering the the the consequences of acting

517
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.320
this irresponsibly with her platform, because
it's fucking insane. I would never in

518
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:16.639
a million years go to somebody's house
who is criticizing me and then tweet or

519
00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:21.440
instagram their house out to my followers. And I'm not even remotely as big

520
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:25.199
as this person. That's like that
is such an obvious like line that you

521
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:30.880
do not cross to the point where
I don't know if it's just ignorance,

522
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:36.039
because it's she's too old. How
old is Sniperwolf dude? Like she's she

523
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:38.960
can't be and she's also and the
thing, the thing, the thing to

524
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:44.320
understand about it too, is that
she's also like huge and famous and a

525
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:47.519
woman, so you would imagine that
she, of all people, would kind

526
00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:55.840
of understand like the just basic desire
to not have your private whereabouts just tweet

527
00:38:55.880 --> 00:39:00.559
it out by a fucking enemy,
Right, That's I don't I don't buy.

528
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:05.920
I don't buy that it's just ignorance. Man, It's that's that's so

529
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:09.119
out of pocket. I feel like
it happens genuinely. I feel like it's

530
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:13.760
she's thirty, But how could like
say, I feel like it has to

531
00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:19.280
be ignorance and that she would feel
like if this happened to her, Like

532
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:21.599
let's say, let's say, oh
no, no no no no, no,

533
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:24.599
no no no. That's what I
think if it happened to her.

534
00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:30.760
What happens is just aware enough it
is for this to happen. I get

535
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:31.800
it, I get it, I
get it. But I think it's just

536
00:39:34.440 --> 00:39:38.519
I just I really, really,
really really don't think that creators in general

537
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:43.320
and in in a general sense have
understanding of the amount of people they have

538
00:39:43.400 --> 00:39:46.400
following them, period. You're right
about that, and I think that what

539
00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:51.000
happened, but like it's like,
how often do you see this happen.

540
00:39:53.360 --> 00:40:00.079
We're talking about this specifically, this
specifically specific one thing. This is like

541
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:06.559
the Jake Paul's, the logans the
whomever don't typically oh fuck uh. Jake

542
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:12.159
Paul was beefing with a Phase Banks. He did some really fucked up shit

543
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.039
to where he got his assistant to
be like, oh, he beat me

544
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:16.679
up or some shit. That's some
illegal shit, right, that's some crazy

545
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:21.559
shit. But at the very least, motherfuckers weren't showing up to their house

546
00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:23.320
and being like, this is where
this piece of shit lives or whatever.

547
00:40:23.400 --> 00:40:25.360
Oh, oh, I just want
to talk to this dude. I just

548
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:29.480
I just want to have some words, like even her fucking language. And

549
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:34.039
then her sister, Her sister was
just making jokes saying things like, oh

550
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:37.599
this this dude not know how to
fight or whatever, like just they're just

551
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.719
fucking trifling. It was obviously that
that was, you know, we called

552
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:49.039
we can all agree that her saying
I just wanted to talk. It was

553
00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:52.199
on the same level of on to
catch a predator. There was a dude

554
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:57.679
that got caught twice within twenty four
hours, Like the second time that Conna

555
00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:01.519
was in front of the McDonald's and
the dudes excuse was just saying I was

556
00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:06.559
just getting something to eat. That
was his excuse, And it's just as

557
00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:09.840
poor as her saying I wanted to
talk. Who the fuck? Like,

558
00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:15.360
look, I would even give her
the benefit of the doubt if she didn't

559
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:21.800
stream or take pictures, If she
just showed up to Jack's house and like,

560
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:22.960
that would be weird enough. But
I can at least give her the

561
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:27.159
benefit of doubt, like, oh, she's crazy, but maybe she literally

562
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:30.079
did want to She's one of those
in person people, even though that would

563
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:34.199
be hard to believe, but I
would at least give her a window a

564
00:41:34.239 --> 00:41:37.039
little. Maybe she was actually trying
to squash the beef. But no,

565
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:40.079
no, she's like, oh,
I'm gonna pull up all with my five

566
00:41:40.119 --> 00:41:49.199
milk five milion. Niggas don't understand
how much five fucking people twenty k I

567
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:52.880
have twenty k on Instagram. To
me, twenty k is like, wait,

568
00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:55.239
let's imagine twenty k. Like you
go to an arena. Arena holds

569
00:41:55.320 --> 00:42:00.440
like fourteen to eighteen thousand people.
It's a lot of fucking people. When

570
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:05.199
you just look around, can't imagine
being surrounded by five million fucking people.

571
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:07.360
So then now all of them see
that at once. They all see this

572
00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:09.760
guy. Oh, this is a
guy that's been running his mouth. And

573
00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:15.440
to your point, Chris, the
reason why Jack started criticizing criticizing her was

574
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:20.679
because YouTube was showing her off as
the goal, as the golden calf or

575
00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:23.199
the golden goose or whatever. Right, Like when when when they recognized when

576
00:42:23.239 --> 00:42:25.000
they found that out, people like, what the fuck is this shit?

577
00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:29.119
And then he started kind of going
hard in the paint and people and I

578
00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:31.159
want to say this, people were
trying to say that, oh, what

579
00:42:31.239 --> 00:42:37.280
he's doing is creepy. I disagree
because of the actual If he was just

580
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:40.400
making a thousand videos like the quartering, I would agree. I'd be like,

581
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.760
all right, dude's kind of going
and he's being at least doing bre

582
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:45.960
Larsen. But there was a point
to what he was doing. He was

583
00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:51.920
crediting people, he was there was
a point to these videos. Yeah,

584
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:55.679
he was literally helping people who like
got their content stolen from this person to

585
00:42:55.840 --> 00:43:00.599
like be able to file file claims
or whatever to get there to get their

586
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:05.480
stuff removed from that video, or
just to get money from it in the

587
00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:10.000
YouTube bad space system. So like
there's actually like a reason to be doing

588
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:15.119
this beyond just being a troll.
It is like a meme for sure,

589
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:22.599
Like the fact, dude Jackson is
such an awesome first of all, he's

590
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:25.360
been doing this forever, Like Jack's
been doing satire on YouTube for the longest

591
00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:30.920
time, and it's real, Like
he's so clearly not an ill will person,

592
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:34.519
Like he's not doing this just to
like harass a person and to make

593
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:40.719
them feel unsafe. You are stealing
constantly, and so yeah, that's going

594
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:45.679
to draw criticism. And when somebody
who's big enough to actually criticize you with

595
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:51.599
and actually affect you, when that
happens, that's probably gonna bother you.

596
00:43:51.719 --> 00:43:54.480
But that's not harassment. You are
not the victim here. You've stolen,

597
00:43:55.079 --> 00:44:00.840
you've stolen people's intellectual property, profited
off of it, and you've doxed the

598
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:06.519
person. In what reality are you
a victim of any kind? It's insane,

599
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:14.159
It's maddening, how how off base
that assessment of reality is. It's

600
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:20.519
crazy, right, But she also
she also said she also said that she

601
00:44:21.199 --> 00:44:24.679
doesn't know how to dock somebody,
So essentially, how could she dock someone

602
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:28.360
if she doesn't know how to do
it? And this is just like to

603
00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:35.360
me further, I'm like, this
just sounds like like you remember that.

604
00:44:35.400 --> 00:44:38.119
I want to bring up the Logan
Paul thing again with the forest, where

605
00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:44.440
when you plead ignorance and people are
less likely to want to shit on you.

606
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:46.679
Then if you're like, I intentionally
did this, and I feel like

607
00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:52.199
with her offering those stupid ass she's
completely self aware of what she did and

608
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:55.599
she's offering shit like how could I
dox? I don't know how to dox.

609
00:44:55.719 --> 00:44:59.719
You know, an innocent person that
accidentally docks somebody would be like,

610
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:02.360
holy shit, I didn't realize.
I'm sorry, like I didn't know that

611
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:07.480
that was considered doxing. Instead she's
like, oh, I don't know how

612
00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:09.360
to do it, And I'm like, nigga, you don't have to know

613
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:13.039
how to kill someone. To kill
someone, you just it just happened.

614
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.039
Sometimes you run someone over the car
and accident you killed them. You know.

615
00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:17.159
There's mean like I didn't know how
to do it? What the fuck

616
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:21.519
me? You did it? It
already happened, Like what the are you

617
00:45:21.639 --> 00:45:30.679
talking about it? It's so maddening
that like Logan Paul got absolutely destroyed right

618
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.920
for the forest thing and there's evidence. Actually now there's more evidence support that

619
00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:38.119
it was actually a dummy. This
some autistic guy made a crazy in depth

620
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:44.199
video examining all the stuff and what
was inside the after we talked the day

621
00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:45.639
The day after we talked about it
with Jacksonville too. That was so funny

622
00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:50.639
the day. I think, dude, the fucking mystic ship, Dude,

623
00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:52.679
that keeps happening, and I'm like, dude missing, That's what I was

624
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:54.800
saying. I was I'm on the
fence. I'm like, I'm not sure.

625
00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:58.480
I can't just say it's not.
But anyway, my point being,

626
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.480
he got absolutely a blitter rated.
I think YouTube even took away his YouTube

627
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:05.920
red show. He had like a
show or something, and they took it

628
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:08.679
away. They destroyed him for a
while, they demonetized him for a while.

629
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:12.599
Then of course they they they they
he got back on after like a

630
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:15.679
year. I can't remember how long
it was. That's not the point.

631
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:19.159
The point is it looks like they're
not gonna do fucking anything to her,

632
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:22.760
Like it's like nothing, like not
even like a slap on the fucking wriskwork.

633
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:27.960
Who is it the act man made
a fucking joke about I think,

634
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:30.960
what did he because because he because
I can't remember what I think it was.

635
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:34.400
I don't know if it was like
TV or somebody else. I think

636
00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:36.960
it wasn't Quantity. It was Quantum
TV. It was Quantum TV. It

637
00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:45.599
stops up there. There's a video
that act Man did where he made like

638
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:46.920
a joke. It was like a
sketch in the middle of the video where

639
00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:52.280
he's like, here's my new YouTube
series, Doxing Adventures. And he was

640
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:57.760
just going around like pretending to dox
people because apparently like that's that was okay

641
00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:02.480
because this other person that he was
criticizing was doing it actually, and and

642
00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:09.280
he got in trouble and he got
in trouble for that joke sketch and Sniper

643
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:14.480
Wolf is fine. I thought he
was where he had the fake the the

644
00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:20.679
fake idea he insinuated a penis in
what do you call it? That is

645
00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:29.400
also that's crazy. He didn't eated
something he got that is also that is

646
00:47:29.519 --> 00:47:34.119
also true. But this is also
something though was was exclusively on Twitter,

647
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:37.440
though, wasn't it? And that
was I don't remember, so I think

648
00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:38.280
that, yeah, I think so
that was what I was like, this

649
00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:43.400
happened on Twitter. Happened that he
got penalized on YouTube. Yes, yes,

650
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.320
and so it's like here's something that
happened outside of YouTube, and so

651
00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:52.039
they absolutely do punish people for doing
fucked up stuff and nothing. I mean,

652
00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:55.960
this is way worse than Twitch.
Like Twitch is now like they're probably

653
00:47:57.079 --> 00:48:00.119
fuck yeah, dude, like like
let them let them, let them sho

654
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:05.760
you to but yeah, like oh
we let the people break to you.

655
00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:07.480
We let hot women break to you
us all the time. But now like

656
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:12.079
this is, this is way worse. She could have potentially got this,

657
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:15.679
dude hard, this this rules to
be fair to Twitch, to be to

658
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:19.320
be fair to Twitch. I showed
his penis and he's still on. He's

659
00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:28.440
still on. There didn't get banned
at all, like any what is actually

660
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:30.599
no no, no, no,
no no, actually he just got invited

661
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:36.239
back onto Twitter. Sorry Twitch.
He was actually banned from Twitch and I

662
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.480
just uh because he Okay, So
I just found this out like maybe a

663
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:44.440
week or so ago he was banned
and I only I didn't know he was

664
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:47.960
banned because he made a rape joke
and when he was like sixteen or something,

665
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.920
he said something like he was asking
a girl about like would you sleep

666
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:54.559
with me if I was the last
guy on the planet type of thing or

667
00:48:54.559 --> 00:48:57.920
something like that. Yeah, and
then she I think she was saying no,

668
00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:00.599
But then he was like, who
don't stop me? Like who's gonna

669
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:02.280
like who you know, like nobody's
who's gonna stop me? And I was

670
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:07.079
like, oh, Ship, that's
not a joke you make. That's not

671
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:09.320
a joke you make in front of
a camera. That is not a joke

672
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:13.679
from like, that's such not a
joke you make in fun of a camera.

673
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:15.960
That is a joke you can only
say in front of close friends because

674
00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:21.880
they'll get it the joke, did
it? I don't I if I if

675
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:24.880
I heard that, I'd like,
all right, it's it's like, okay,

676
00:49:25.159 --> 00:49:30.199
it's a funny joke. That's a
funny joke in the in the context

677
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:31.519
of your friends. If you're like
if you said that's one of your dude

678
00:49:31.519 --> 00:49:37.119
friends, that is funny, I
don't even think it's just kind of like

679
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:42.079
like to me, it's like it
could be funny. It's like it's like

680
00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:44.360
like comedy. Yeah, but like
that's like well written, you know what

681
00:49:44.360 --> 00:49:47.800
I mean. Like Gamer, it's
like commed shorts Gamer intro where he like

682
00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:57.320
chloroforms it's real still I can't believe
that was just real. Do you understand

683
00:49:57.760 --> 00:50:01.440
that he had to pitch his channel
to be people to advertisers and that was

684
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:07.760
like the first thing they saw.
And it's just like this animated like puppetears

685
00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:21.360
two d fucking freak. Oh man, that's fine, rape guys. Dude.

686
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:25.119
It's just such a weird. It
was such a different time. But

687
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:31.119
the point is, I don't know, man, sniper Wolf uh seems like

688
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:38.000
a complete jackass and something, hopefully
something, Yeah, it seems like a

689
00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:43.159
real jerk this guy. So hopefully
hopefully something it's done about it, But

690
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.000
I really, I really doubt it. I don't think I think she's YouTube

691
00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:50.039
royalty for some reason. I don't
know why, Like she's not if anything.

692
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:52.719
You know, what's weird about this
whole thing to me is that Jack's

693
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:59.320
films, to me, seems more
like YouTube royalty than like, you know

694
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:01.920
what I mean, because he was
like around for so long and like popping

695
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:06.159
for so like like he had like
a viral video at least a handful of

696
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:09.800
viral videos every year for the last
like the entire time, you know what

697
00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:15.199
I mean. It's so yeah,
he's like the perfect representation of YouTube especially

698
00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:20.000
the you in YouTube, right,
it's supposed to be like, yeah,

699
00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:25.199
he seems you're the last remaining.
He seems like the last remaining. I'm

700
00:51:25.199 --> 00:51:30.400
sure there's probably others that aren't coming
to mind, but like in the immediate

701
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:35.639
sense, like he seems like the
last remaining person. That actually is emblematic

702
00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:43.159
of the type of content that YouTube
used to reward, where it was just

703
00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:45.559
like, hey, here's a guy, here's here's just this one person and

704
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:51.000
they're making a bunch of shit.
Obviously he did his like uh was it

705
00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:54.599
live show and all that stuff.
It was cool, but I don't know,

706
00:51:54.639 --> 00:52:00.760
it's not like it's not like what's
what's popping now? Which is very

707
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:04.840
different anyway, Yeah, the the
websites is not what it used to be

708
00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:07.800
anymore. I I realized that all
of the old credits I used to watch

709
00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:14.719
are gone, none of my old
uh subscriptions even getting over me like JF

710
00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:23.440
he's gone. Uh. Richard Spencer, who my conservative, was like,

711
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:28.440
I don't know the hotg Twins,
but they not popping like they used to

712
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:30.480
be no more. Yeah, you
watch the heart, dude. I used

713
00:52:30.480 --> 00:52:35.440
to watch Dodge Twins. That's my
heart. I used to watch them twenty

714
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:37.760
ten. There are just bros that
would go around trying food and go to

715
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:43.239
the gym ands like that were really
cool gym stuff, life advice and then

716
00:52:43.320 --> 00:52:45.199
uh. And then they started doing
the car food thing. But it was

717
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:50.519
actually they were the only car food
review people I watched because they were so

718
00:52:50.599 --> 00:52:52.719
stupid, like the way that they
would like fuck with each other, like

719
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:57.360
they would just say they like two
brothers would fuck with each other. That's

720
00:52:57.360 --> 00:52:59.559
basically what I watched. I didn't
really give a shit about the food they're

721
00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:02.440
eating. It was actually just hanging
out talking ship and uh. And then

722
00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:07.679
they started doing a political comedy which
I caught one of their shows in Brea

723
00:53:07.159 --> 00:53:09.159
and I was like, oh,
yeah, there's cool. Took pictures with

724
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:14.320
them and ship. I was talking
to their uh, their producer, and

725
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:15.920
I was like, man, these
guys are cool, Like I want to

726
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:19.119
do some content with these guys.
And then like aund and said and then

727
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:21.079
he turned around and said, get
away from me, black person. Get

728
00:53:21.079 --> 00:53:27.119
away. Yeah, that's that's that's
you guys. That's to each other.

729
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:31.400
You guys. Everybody in that rooms
to each others were all black. It

730
00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:36.639
wasn't a quarter room stayway for me. Black, everybody blocking each other.

731
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:37.880
Don't get it for me. Get
out of here, Get out of here.

732
00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:40.840
You you don't get away from me. This is when, uh,

733
00:53:40.840 --> 00:53:45.679
this is the moment when I knew
that like something was happening with them because

734
00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:49.199
I stopped paying attention to them,
and then uh I did it. So

735
00:53:49.280 --> 00:53:52.320
this was like six or seven years
ago or something, probably six years ago.

736
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:57.639
Uh, I did an interview with
Crowder before I knew he was insane,

737
00:53:57.719 --> 00:54:00.559
right, this was like well before
I was like, oh, this

738
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:04.000
guy's like an insane piece of shit. I just thought he was some fucking

739
00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:07.039
chutty comedian guy. That's the way
that he passed himself off as. And

740
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:13.440
later one of his uh one of
his producers or somebody emailed me, They're

741
00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:15.960
like, hey, can I like
fly you down to Texas? All want

742
00:54:15.960 --> 00:54:17.079
to do something. I was aware
of who the fuck he was at this

743
00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:21.239
point. He emailed me saying he
wanted to fly me down to Texas with

744
00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:22.239
the Hodge Twins and do some skit. And I was like, I,

745
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:25.800
no, I don't know what the
fuck's going on with that shit. I'm

746
00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:30.599
good. But the Hodge Twins,
they they went hard in the paint in

747
00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:34.960
that direction. Now they're just like
they sell seventeen seventy six shirts and shit,

748
00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:37.639
you know they're they're they're oh oh, they're called the Conservative Twins now,

749
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:39.599
just to you know, if it
if it needed to be, if

750
00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:44.800
it didn't, if it wasn't any
more, they wait, do they rebrand

751
00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:49.920
themselves to the Conservative Twins. They
made a channel called the Conservative Twins,

752
00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:53.119
which I think in under a year
got like over a million subs, And

753
00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:58.760
I'm just like, this is,
so do you consistence believe in Twins?

754
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:07.079
Like is that not like an upfront
to is that like that? I feel

755
00:55:07.079 --> 00:55:13.079
like that is so disrespectful but also
gemographic. They're like the Hauntrens are such

756
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:16.840
a threat to them. They're these
giant, good looking black dudes that they're

757
00:55:16.880 --> 00:55:21.199
just like, oh, there's I
don't know about you. I don't know

758
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:24.400
about these people. Like it's just
it's you know, like, oh oh

759
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:28.039
oh oh the blacks are you know, they're got to go in their place

760
00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:31.440
and they're you know, those types
of far right motherfuckers, right because they

761
00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:36.920
see these people and they're like a
bastion of like you know, six'

762
00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:42.159
four, muscular, attractive, and
it's like everything that they say, and

763
00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:45.559
black people for some reason can't achieve
because they're racist. Is ship And I'm

764
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:49.719
like, but it's like at cognitive
dissonance. It's that dance. It's like

765
00:55:49.760 --> 00:55:52.800
when I realized there was a handful
of this is the thing that blew my

766
00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:55.239
mind. And like, so a
lot of the bread Tube people were onto

767
00:55:55.320 --> 00:56:00.559
something that there was some fucking,
really seethingly racist people that are watching me

768
00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:04.800
just because there were some things that
I was saying that. They're like,

769
00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:08.079
I'll I'll like that, You're I
like that, you don't like Anita Sarkesan

770
00:56:08.199 --> 00:56:14.559
also Hitler's dope, And it's kind
of like watching my contents, sir,

771
00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:21.159
please go away. It's a funny
leave man, please go. But yeah,

772
00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:22.760
they're they're gone. Now they're gone. They're gone. Thank God.

773
00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:27.119
I used to love I'm watching them. I used to love them. They're

774
00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:30.960
still kind of funny in the same
way they were funny. They talk about

775
00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:34.880
it's like should I can't get behind
it anymore. It makes me really sad.

776
00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:37.519
Man. It sucks because I know
they're grifting. I know. I

777
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:39.800
just I know that they saw how
much money there was to be made.

778
00:56:39.800 --> 00:56:44.320
And I'm gonna say this and I
probably said this before. I feel partly

779
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:52.039
responsible. There were people that saw
me blow up and they saw that like,

780
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:58.199
hey, if I just go actually
completely in this one direction because I

781
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:00.079
was the you know I I I
came off as the I even made Church

782
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:06.519
the radical centrist right like cute.
But then the Candice Owens, the the

783
00:57:06.519 --> 00:57:09.199
Hodge Twins and other black folks,
they all they did was just like,

784
00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:14.360
oh, I'm just gonna just say
really fucked up ship and I'm gonna explode,

785
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:15.920
and that's exactly and I was like, fuck. I feel like people

786
00:57:16.039 --> 00:57:21.599
saw like the fault. Yeah,
I feel like it is your fault.

787
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:24.440
I would never say autistically it's completely
my fault, because that just sounds like

788
00:57:24.639 --> 00:57:29.840
it's on the these people. It's
yeah, it is you did this without

789
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:37.280
you. Without you, Kanye would
not be a Nazi without you. If

790
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:43.119
that was somehow true, that was
somehow true. But look at I will

791
00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:46.800
say this, I will say this, there's maybe a per it's maybe it.

792
00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:51.599
Maybe here's the fun up thinking.
Maybe partially true in a sense that

793
00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:57.639
I feel like Candice Owens was one
of those people that like she probably saw

794
00:57:57.679 --> 00:58:00.440
me in this space and was like, I can do this. But I'm

795
00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:05.920
just going to go completely far right
and just and just steal people's talking points.

796
00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:08.880
I'm thinking like there's a possibility that
say she, you know, like

797
00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:13.679
piggybacking off of I'll never say like
I say, you can even watch my

798
00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:16.719
old content. I was never some
There's nothing I would It's it sucks that

799
00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:22.360
I have to say this. There
is nothing conservative about me. So even

800
00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:25.719
when people thought I was conservative.
I said to the people that saw me

801
00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:30.599
on talk to some two conservative people, I understand that maybe just just not

802
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:34.079
even doing any effort, maybe you
thought I was conservative. Oh I'm talking

803
00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:37.159
to crowd or I talked to Jordan
Peterson, so maybe they just thought immediately.

804
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:39.880
I understand that. I'll never shit
in you for that. But if

805
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:44.199
you watch any of my content or
just look at me, just look at

806
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:49.239
my fucking tattoos and the ears and
the holes in my ears, the odds

807
00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:53.119
of you being a conservative and being
looking like this is so fucking like slim

808
00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:59.800
to nothing. Yeah, yeah,
likely story whatever you say, Uh yeah,

809
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:07.079
I mean yeah, there's nothing else
like it says live free on my

810
00:59:07.199 --> 00:59:12.280
fucking knuckle whatever. Black whatever you
say, black hitler or blitler for short,

811
00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:21.199
but deal Hitler. Do you remember, Oh my god, Chris Tucker

812
00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:24.199
a little bit he had like what
was his name? What the hell was

813
00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:30.239
his name? To talk about godzo
something? Yeah, there you go,

814
00:59:32.599 --> 00:59:37.599
aller you guys exist. He kind
of looks like Chris Tucker, looks like

815
00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:43.920
a like a like a Chris Tucker
before he got money. God, he's

816
00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:45.559
gone, he's just he's just script
through the internet. I can't find anything.

817
00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:51.920
Oh he from him, something happened
to him recently. His name his

818
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:57.519
name was codso or something. But
yeah, that was that. That guys.

819
00:59:58.119 --> 01:00:04.559
It was a Z G A z
I. I don't know col CODs

820
01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:10.840
CODs. Oh man, I'm not
going ko ko d z Oh what it

821
01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:19.039
was? Yeah? Yeah, the
Rise and Fall of Ghazi Koza from Axios.

822
01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:22.920
Dude, that's so funny. That's
so funny. Yeah, there was.

823
01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:25.360
There was a black Hitler that was
It was such a wild time.

824
01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:30.159
Man, It's just like simpler time. So many crazy they were simpler.

825
01:00:30.519 --> 01:00:32.239
Isn't that insane? You look at
like some of you look at some of

826
01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:37.880
some of like the political controversies from
like Obama's time, yea, and like

827
01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:44.039
it's just like he wore a tan
suit and that was the controversy. It

828
01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:51.840
was like president shouldn't President shouldn't wear
ten suits. That's crazy. George Bush

829
01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:57.119
couldn't get through it. He he
he tried to go through a door and

830
01:00:57.719 --> 01:01:04.800
it was locked. Oh my god, that wouldn't even make the fucking front

831
01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:07.199
page. Now, dude, not
even that would That would be so forgotten.

832
01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:09.440
It's crazy. It's like now it's
like, oh, what did Biden

833
01:01:09.519 --> 01:01:15.920
say? Biden forgot his entire family
today and started talking about the Internet,

834
01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:21.320
started talking about wave dashing and fucking
fighting games in the middle of the speech.

835
01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:27.599
His Internet's fault. Oh yeah,
I think. I think it's still

836
01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:29.719
a huge point of pride for me
that I was like one of the first

837
01:01:29.760 --> 01:01:34.760
people to bully Candice Owens. I
really I feel so happy about that.

838
01:01:34.920 --> 01:01:37.800
Absolute bragging rights, absolute bragging.
You know. Funny, it was the

839
01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:38.559
first one. I was like one
of the first, like two or three

840
01:01:38.599 --> 01:01:43.840
people. I would say. It
was crazy, the first with prominence as

841
01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:46.599
far as I'm concerned, because if
you when I I remember, however many

842
01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:52.800
years ago this was, I did
not remember that I watched your video on

843
01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:57.679
it. But when I went in, I saw that your ship popped up

844
01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:00.280
in the search Engine. It'said.
I had a like on it. I

845
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:00.719
like the wad. I was like, what the fuck? I was like,

846
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:05.199
I watched this you and I don't. I forgot she existed, so

847
01:02:05.320 --> 01:02:07.159
I was like, oh, fuck
this bitch, and then I just forgot

848
01:02:07.199 --> 01:02:13.440
about her. But yeah, like
you fucking Trailblazer and Trailazer, I actually

849
01:02:13.559 --> 01:02:15.199
thought about it. I'm not gonna
do it, but I thought about watching

850
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:20.480
some of the streams that we had. I just wanted to see because yeah,

851
01:02:20.480 --> 01:02:24.400
there was there. I don't know
why some people push back against this,

852
01:02:24.519 --> 01:02:29.800
but there was a community of whatever
you wanted to call them, anti

853
01:02:29.960 --> 01:02:32.159
SJ what, it doesn't matter to
me. But there was a community because

854
01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:38.480
there was diversity in opinions that were
come together and ship on these people because

855
01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:43.559
there would be fucking like like Hunter
when he was a complete chud back in

856
01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:47.079
the day Hunter avalone. They would
be out, they would be fucking right,

857
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:51.719
There would be Jeff Holiday, there
would be all these people in like

858
01:02:51.880 --> 01:02:55.000
one stream or something shitting. We
would come together to all be like this

859
01:02:55.159 --> 01:03:01.000
is stupid, and there was something
fun about that. And then when that

860
01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:05.480
shit died down, people went to
their respective corners and stuff and then things

861
01:03:05.559 --> 01:03:08.199
kind of got all really shitty,
to the point where I don't really talk

862
01:03:08.239 --> 01:03:12.119
to any of those people anymore,
especially the people that were, you know,

863
01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:14.639
unfortunately the people that are on the
right, because they just went so

864
01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:19.760
far to the right where there were
people that say, you've probably ran into

865
01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:23.039
fucking relatives that are older, like
your grandparents and stuff. Some of them

866
01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:28.360
just just by default growing up in
a certain era, are kind of you

867
01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:30.880
know, they're kind of conservative,
especially if you, uh, if you

868
01:03:31.079 --> 01:03:37.440
grew up in like uh in the
black communities. They don't like gay people,

869
01:03:37.559 --> 01:03:39.920
They go to church all the time. There's there's a very like now

870
01:03:40.159 --> 01:03:44.199
there there's I know, there's a
misconception about a lot of that stuff.

871
01:03:44.239 --> 01:03:45.840
But I would say, like socially, there was a lot of conservatism within

872
01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:51.760
those communities, especially the older you
get. So I would tolerate that stuff.

873
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:53.519
You would tolerate them whatever. We
would try to coexist and stuff.

874
01:03:53.519 --> 01:03:58.119
If anything got too far, obviously
we would break apart. My point being,

875
01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:02.880
there was some of that happening around
twenty fourteen, twenty sixteen, and

876
01:04:03.000 --> 01:04:08.519
then I think when Trump got liked, everything just everything just kind of like

877
01:04:08.599 --> 01:04:13.280
fell apart after that, man like
everybody kind of just like there's some people.

878
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:15.320
I ain't gonna call nobody out,
but man, but there are some

879
01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:18.199
motherfuckers. I mean that. I
mean there's some motherfuckers that are getting Nazi

880
01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:24.440
sponsors. You know, they're getting
like they have a Nazi publishing, They're

881
01:04:24.719 --> 01:04:29.400
fucking promoting Nazi Like literally, it's
it's it's the fault. It's the faults

882
01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:31.480
of the world, how it was
at that time, how people's perception was

883
01:04:31.519 --> 01:04:36.320
stupid. People didn't people weren't reading
in between the lines, people weren't exactly

884
01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:41.519
doing doing the work they should.
I think it's I think it's fault.

885
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:45.119
Yeah, I don't. I don't
like some people taking YouTubers that era I

886
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:46.800
don't like, and I'm like,
I don't really blame them, dude.

887
01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:49.639
I had people tell me that they
seriously thought, like they're like, there

888
01:04:49.679 --> 01:04:53.760
are people like Chris Because of Chris
Trump was elected. I'm like, you're

889
01:04:54.320 --> 01:05:01.320
wildin I wouldn't say that I flattered, but it's yond I didn't the crazy

890
01:05:01.599 --> 01:05:05.679
flatter idea that like, without me, I would like I altered history.

891
01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:13.440
Like that's also like people people that
are objectively untrue, people saying you and

892
01:05:13.639 --> 01:05:16.519
Derek and June are The reason why
is like, that's crazy, did it?

893
01:05:16.840 --> 01:05:24.239
They didn't, They didn't do that. That's America's fault. The liars

894
01:05:24.280 --> 01:05:29.119
have been politicians forever and this one
guy, unfortunately, unfortunately and stupidenough to

895
01:05:29.119 --> 01:05:31.000
pick it up. But he was
telling the truth in lots. He was

896
01:05:31.039 --> 01:05:33.760
He had more truthful lies than everybody
else, and people like, yeah,

897
01:05:34.079 --> 01:05:38.840
I believe this. That's why there
are some people that weren't conservative before him

898
01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:42.679
that that became conservative after him.
Is because the way he would speak it

899
01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:46.840
resonated to people. Unfortunately unfortunately charismatic. But he's charismatic in a stupid way,

900
01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:50.039
like say, look at there's a
big difference. There's a big difference

901
01:05:50.079 --> 01:05:55.079
between Obama and Trump, but they
got elected essentially the same way, being

902
01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:58.880
extremely charismatic and telling a lot of
fucking lies, telling people what they wanted

903
01:05:58.880 --> 01:06:00.599
to hear, hope and change what
we need we don't need the same old

904
01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:03.480
thing, and then hope it changes. It seemed great. Obama's charismatic as

905
01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:05.880
fuck, very good looking, and
then it turns out, you know,

906
01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:10.360
he didn't really do much of most
of what he said, Like it's kind

907
01:06:10.400 --> 01:06:14.480
of fucked up that Biden's doing a
better job than Obama did, which is

908
01:06:14.559 --> 01:06:16.599
insane to me, Which is literally
insane to me. It makes no sense

909
01:06:16.599 --> 01:06:20.920
to me. But that is the
reality we're living in. But the absurdity

910
01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:26.119
about like say, certain people YouTubers
got Trump elected there for multi First of

911
01:06:26.159 --> 01:06:29.239
all, I lost a lot of
subscribers, not a ton, but I

912
01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:31.000
lost hundreds of subscribers when I said, like, I'm not voting for Trump?

913
01:06:31.039 --> 01:06:33.920
Are you fucking stupid? Are you
people like I'm not voting for these

914
01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:39.239
fucking ghouls? Uh? And and
you're And then other people were saying,

915
01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:42.719
you're gonna get Hillary elected? What
are you doing? Uh? So,

916
01:06:43.320 --> 01:06:46.960
But the reason why Trump got elected
not just not this wave of fucking YouTube

917
01:06:47.039 --> 01:06:50.519
memes and shit that made him seem
cool or whatever the fuck. Uh.

918
01:06:50.920 --> 01:06:56.000
Number one, most of those people
in our generation don't vote, So even

919
01:06:56.000 --> 01:06:58.840
though they were saying they supported Trump, they didn't go anywhere and fucking vote.

920
01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:01.320
Uh just look at the numbers of
who the people have, the demographics

921
01:07:01.360 --> 01:07:06.519
and people vote. Number Two,
the media really fucking helped him out by

922
01:07:06.559 --> 01:07:12.039
saying Hillary is gonna win by a
absolute fucking landslide, which created so much

923
01:07:12.079 --> 01:07:15.599
apathy, which created so much apathy
on the fucking left that were just like,

924
01:07:15.719 --> 01:07:18.400
I don't need to do shit because
there's no way he's gonna win.

925
01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:23.960
That is such a funk. That
is people don't understand how to do it.

926
01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:28.480
It's so stupid. Look when we
talk about mixed martials, that might

927
01:07:28.519 --> 01:07:30.800
happen again, I feel like I
feel like, by the way that might

928
01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.960
happen again, Uh, the opposite
way, because I feel like the whole

929
01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:36.519
thing with last time was that they
think the election was stolen. So I

930
01:07:36.559 --> 01:07:39.440
feel like a lot of people are
gonna be like, why bother voting?

931
01:07:40.320 --> 01:07:43.239
I think so too. I think
there's a lot of people that be like,

932
01:07:43.280 --> 01:07:45.039
what is the use? They're just
gonna steal it again, and it's

933
01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:47.119
probably gonna bite them in the ass, probably gonna lose like a lot of

934
01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:53.360
support, if not like say hundreds
of thousands or something really important. Now,

935
01:07:54.599 --> 01:07:58.320
the people that have grown to vote
now actually like the people that like

936
01:07:58.519 --> 01:08:01.719
eight years ago, ten year olds
eight years ago actually kind of care more

937
01:08:01.760 --> 01:08:06.800
than we do now. They're fired
up. They pay attention, like and

938
01:08:06.880 --> 01:08:11.360
then a way, we didn't pay
attention. We were apathetic, We were

939
01:08:11.440 --> 01:08:13.039
we were part of that, We
were part of it. Like I said,

940
01:08:13.400 --> 01:08:15.079
our our generation, we didn't if
you look at the numbers, we

941
01:08:15.159 --> 01:08:20.600
did not get out there and fucking
vote. So crying about ourselves. We

942
01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:27.000
got Trump. I don't know what
Trump to win either, Like I really

943
01:08:27.199 --> 01:08:31.000
mean, girlfriend, it is real, but yeah, my girlfriend to put

944
01:08:31.000 --> 01:08:34.640
me on shit like that because I'm
I'm I vote in the in the primary,

945
01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:36.479
I was like, I'm voting for
Bernie. And then they screwed Bernie

946
01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:39.359
out of the prime and they screwed
Bernie out and then I was like,

947
01:08:39.399 --> 01:08:42.119
you know what, fine, you
deserve this. I was not surprised at

948
01:08:42.119 --> 01:08:45.439
all, Like people were like stunned
that he won the election, and I

949
01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:47.600
was like, I wasn't like expecting
necessarily, but the second it happened,

950
01:08:47.600 --> 01:08:51.439
I was like, of course,
this fucking happened. Like I was cackling

951
01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:58.399
up a fucking storm because I surprised. You to yourself, you had the

952
01:08:58.520 --> 01:09:02.680
most unlikable fucking person going up against
a layup, and because you couldn't fucking

953
01:09:02.800 --> 01:09:11.199
admit that nobody wanted her, you
sacrificed everyone. Fuck you. That's exactly

954
01:09:11.239 --> 01:09:13.239
how I thought. It's still how
I feel, quite frankly, like I

955
01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:18.000
really understand we we totally fucking deserved
that we deserve to understand. I understand,

956
01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:21.720
like if if there was a real
if there was if meritocracy and and

957
01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:28.359
the democracy was was as pure and
as honest as it should be, obviously

958
01:09:28.439 --> 01:09:31.319
Bernie Sanders would be president. No, no contest, he was. He

959
01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:34.800
would have at least he would have
at least been in the election contest.

960
01:09:34.840 --> 01:09:36.880
You know what I mean, no
contest, I am. I think you

961
01:09:36.880 --> 01:09:41.039
would have confident he would have.
He would have. He would have absolutely,

962
01:09:41.600 --> 01:09:45.640
just absolutely so easy for him to
be. He's so much more likely

963
01:09:45.680 --> 01:09:47.840
what Donald Trump is as a being, Like, as a being, he's

964
01:09:47.880 --> 01:09:50.920
someone Michael like Trump would say a
bunch of shame and Bernie would be like,

965
01:09:51.199 --> 01:09:57.000
you're a line piece of ship.
Oh dude, I know. I

966
01:09:57.119 --> 01:10:00.079
just know anecdotally. I just know
anecdotally from like and I'm sure like that

967
01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:03.840
anec tootally doesn't necessarily translate necessarily,
But like, I know a lot of

968
01:10:03.880 --> 01:10:06.920
people who like voted for Trump out
a protest because they didn't like Hillary,

969
01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:14.359
right, and they would have voted
for Bernie, Which is crazy to see

970
01:10:14.720 --> 01:10:17.239
that that is the that is the
proper way to do it. If you

971
01:10:17.319 --> 01:10:21.199
really, if you want to protest. I'm protesting the fucking system by not

972
01:10:21.319 --> 01:10:25.359
participating in it. Now I don't
do that anymore, Like I said,

973
01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:28.800
just like you you we talked about
this before, but that because I think

974
01:10:28.840 --> 01:10:30.760
the perfect example now and one of
the reasons why gen Zizel fired up is

975
01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:39.439
is a real view Wade being overturned. That is a perfect example of cause

976
01:10:39.520 --> 01:10:43.399
ship like that, and so now
it's like it's too irresponsible. Unfortunately,

977
01:10:43.800 --> 01:10:46.279
I have to contribute to the lesser
of two evils. I have to because

978
01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:51.239
the lesser of two evils is better
than the more evil person. Unfortunately,

979
01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:56.840
like unfucking fortunately, that's just the
world we're living in where I wish we

980
01:10:56.880 --> 01:11:00.039
would collectively come together, you know, three hundred million plus people and be

981
01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:03.479
like, we're not fucking doing this. We're not gonna just we're not gonna

982
01:11:03.560 --> 01:11:08.960
just let the d n C or
whoever the fuck the GOP put in who

983
01:11:09.079 --> 01:11:12.000
they want, who the fucking lobbyists
want. We're like, okay, here's

984
01:11:12.000 --> 01:11:15.039
the nominee. No, we're rejected. That is not what the people want.

985
01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:17.119
It's not we're not going forward,
kind of like a strike, We're

986
01:11:17.199 --> 01:11:20.880
not going forward with this ship.
Instead, we we just do and in

987
01:11:21.000 --> 01:11:26.800
a perfect world that's what we would
do, but it's not so now I'm

988
01:11:26.880 --> 01:11:28.840
I'm at the point where it's like, well, look at all these women

989
01:11:28.880 --> 01:11:35.800
are suffering now because this ship got
overturned. They try to like do that

990
01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:39.960
and like someone's just like no,
and they used to fling shit at him.

991
01:11:41.319 --> 01:11:44.640
It's like this is the president.
No, and they just people start

992
01:11:44.760 --> 01:11:49.119
throwing ship during the fucking inauguration.
The inauguration halls covered and ship. The

993
01:11:49.199 --> 01:11:54.640
people that are gonna play like Selo
Green was gonna sing, he gets cake

994
01:11:54.760 --> 01:12:03.199
and ship somehow like something horrible that
people all over see people just start like

995
01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:08.199
slapping them to death, you know, like no, that's slapping and slapping

996
01:12:08.279 --> 01:12:11.239
them. Everyone grabs him, Everyone
grabs him. They put him up like

997
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:17.439
he's wanted to be crucified. Was
it was it Shane Shane Gillis who said,

998
01:12:17.520 --> 01:12:20.920
like Biden looks like the first president
that you could punch, assassinate.

999
01:12:26.920 --> 01:12:30.880
He's definitely not. He's definitely not. He's definitely not the first one that's

1000
01:12:30.119 --> 01:12:34.399
crazy. Well he is, Carter, I would kill that one hit.

1001
01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:42.000
He's not he's not president though he's
not president. Was he was? He

1002
01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:46.000
was like, I don't think small, but you're probably thinking Jimmy Carter.

1003
01:12:46.159 --> 01:12:49.119
Now you're probably thinking of Jimmy car
About Jimmy Carter. Then, Jimmy Carter

1004
01:12:49.239 --> 01:12:54.039
was a small dude. Man's small, but I don't know if the man

1005
01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:57.880
he's a guy. Yeah, it's
small. It's not the same thing as

1006
01:12:57.960 --> 01:13:02.920
like fragile Jimmy Carter. Now you
can slap him. You can literally slap

1007
01:13:04.239 --> 01:13:09.880
Jimmy Carter. Back in the day, you could cry at him and he'd

1008
01:13:09.880 --> 01:13:12.479
probably like, anyway, we got
to move on to question. You're spending

1009
01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:15.119
a lot of time the world.
He'll be like, oh, man,

1010
01:13:15.159 --> 01:13:21.039
I tried so hardy disappear, and
so yeah, let's get into questions.

1011
01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:30.119
Battery Moisturizer wrote in curious if any
of you guys remember particularly potent insults from

1012
01:13:30.119 --> 01:13:33.840
when you were a kid. Someone
who I later became friends with brought attention

1013
01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:39.239
to my hideously asymmetrical ears through the
front. The friendship has lost of the

1014
01:13:39.239 --> 01:13:42.119
time, his observation still lingers in
my mind. I'm curious what he said,

1015
01:13:42.159 --> 01:13:46.319
though. I want to know what
he said, but I think I

1016
01:13:46.640 --> 01:13:50.000
will never forget this as long as
I live, because it was so verbose

1017
01:13:50.800 --> 01:13:59.800
and so offensive. But he so
this is like I think fourth grade or

1018
01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:01.840
something thing. And I went to
a school with like a lot of different

1019
01:14:01.840 --> 01:14:03.880
people, like a lot of different
backgrounds. There was this there was I

1020
01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:08.119
was friends with this this kid I
can't remember. I can't remember his name.

1021
01:14:08.119 --> 01:14:10.800
I only knew him for like a
little bit. But he had this

1022
01:14:11.000 --> 01:14:15.079
littler kid from like two grades below
him. He would go, he would

1023
01:14:15.119 --> 01:14:17.399
like kind of bully him to get
things for him. And it wasn't like

1024
01:14:18.279 --> 01:14:21.159
bully. He wouldn't like beat him
up or anything. He would just like

1025
01:14:21.560 --> 01:14:26.560
he just for some reason, this
little kid did whatever he wanted. And

1026
01:14:28.119 --> 01:14:32.960
it was it was this black dude
bullying this littleer black kid, fourth grade,

1027
01:14:33.079 --> 01:14:39.560
second grade dynamic. And he brought
him his ice cream one day from

1028
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:42.960
in like the cafeteria, and he
said, I'm not going to say it

1029
01:14:43.039 --> 01:14:45.399
because I can't say it, but
I remember being just staggered that it was

1030
01:14:45.439 --> 01:14:51.600
said. He said, my mind, what an obsequious little nd word you

1031
01:14:51.720 --> 01:15:01.000
are, which is what crazy because
that was you have to understand, right,

1032
01:15:01.279 --> 01:15:06.560
you have to understand obsequious is not
Obsequious is not a fourth grade word.

1033
01:15:08.520 --> 01:15:14.680
That's like, that's like That's that's
what I was, like, what

1034
01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:16.119
the fuck is? I didn't know
what that meant? And I learned it.

1035
01:15:16.319 --> 01:15:19.239
I learned it later in high school, and then it like flash I

1036
01:15:19.319 --> 01:15:26.880
had that flashback of like, oh
my god, that is crazy that he

1037
01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:35.279
said that to that kid, and
the kid was like, what d No,

1038
01:15:35.439 --> 01:15:39.359
the bigger kid said it to the
littler kid because like, so obsequious

1039
01:15:39.479 --> 01:15:46.680
means. Obsequious means like attentive or
obedient. Why did he know that word?

1040
01:15:47.279 --> 01:15:51.439
That's what I was. I was. I was. I was thrown

1041
01:15:51.520 --> 01:16:00.720
off by a the advanced language and
be the slur which I that time I

1042
01:16:00.840 --> 01:16:03.640
had never heard, Like I straight
up had never heard that word for you.

1043
01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:10.359
That was not like you, not
like not outside of like music,

1044
01:16:10.439 --> 01:16:15.920
like the soft a in music,
I mean a demon. And the book

1045
01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:18.720
opens up and then the demon's face
gets put in the book that was you

1046
01:16:18.800 --> 01:16:21.319
with the end word it got added
to the dictionary. You're like, oh,

1047
01:16:21.720 --> 01:16:27.680
dude, I was not. I
was not really I never really said

1048
01:16:27.680 --> 01:16:31.640
it ever, even in like uh, I like, especially as a kid,

1049
01:16:31.720 --> 01:16:36.079
like once we once Kings and I
got together, was insane but fair

1050
01:16:36.159 --> 01:16:40.600
enough. But there was a period
of time we were saying that word so

1051
01:16:40.840 --> 01:16:44.279
often in the house that had stopped
bothering me. And then I said it

1052
01:16:44.319 --> 01:16:46.119
around Lily and she was like,
yo, chill and I was like,

1053
01:16:46.640 --> 01:16:50.319
oh no, that's I remember.
I remember telling you because we would joke

1054
01:16:50.319 --> 01:16:53.680
about it, because we would make
jokes out of it. But then you

1055
01:16:53.720 --> 01:16:56.640
would like but then the issue is
like I would I would hear him get

1056
01:16:56.680 --> 01:16:59.800
angry at video games in the next
room and then scream it with anger,

1057
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:04.479
and that made me feel not good, like I didn't like that's the problem.

1058
01:17:04.880 --> 01:17:08.880
I don't like being an environment where
that word is said with with with

1059
01:17:09.199 --> 01:17:14.000
vitriol, like it's it's a comfortable
that's what it's bad. Like when you

1060
01:17:14.319 --> 01:17:16.159
say with mallins, it's like if
you get hurt, Like if I'm arguing

1061
01:17:16.159 --> 01:17:18.840
with somebody right and they argue with
me and they say that to my mother

1062
01:17:19.000 --> 01:17:23.720
arguing I'm punching you, that's the
only time it's crazy. Break character.

1063
01:17:24.199 --> 01:17:26.840
I love that video of the kid
of the kid being put where he's like,

1064
01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:31.319
don't call me that. Joe friend, he was still his friend.

1065
01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:33.079
He was like, yo, dude, like don't call me that. Like

1066
01:17:33.159 --> 01:17:40.520
this chill out that the whole thing, like that's like a friend wouldn't call

1067
01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:44.920
you that, So, yeah,
that's crazy. Before I think he just

1068
01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:46.439
learned. I think he grew up
learning how to deal being called that word.

1069
01:17:46.640 --> 01:17:48.119
And he had his moment where he
hit him and he was like,

1070
01:17:48.159 --> 01:17:51.760
don't call me that, Derek,
and he left. Yeah, he's like,

1071
01:17:51.840 --> 01:17:56.920
don't call me that. I don't
know my friend. That's the insult

1072
01:17:56.920 --> 01:18:00.640
that comes to mind because it was
just so advanced one. It's very good.

1073
01:18:00.680 --> 01:18:02.760
Obsequious is an awesome word, and
I'm definitely like, now that I

1074
01:18:02.880 --> 01:18:05.560
remember it, because of this question, I'm going to be using the word

1075
01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:10.720
obsequious a lot because it's a fun
word. It's like for me and there's

1076
01:18:10.760 --> 01:18:14.720
a Q, it's cool for me. The worst thing ever, it didn't

1077
01:18:14.720 --> 01:18:17.520
happen to me, but I witnessed
it happen, was it was during SAT

1078
01:18:17.720 --> 01:18:20.199
practice, right, and some kid
was really nervous, like he was doing

1079
01:18:20.239 --> 01:18:23.920
the test and he's nervous, and
he got up and he went to handle

1080
01:18:23.920 --> 01:18:27.600
the test and he fell down in
front of a bunch of kids and then

1081
01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:30.159
one kid got up it was like
ha, and called him the F word

1082
01:18:30.199 --> 01:18:34.840
in the whole room in stead of
laughing at him. Crazy I was laughing

1083
01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:38.760
so hard I was. I was
like stomp laughing. I was like laughing

1084
01:18:38.840 --> 01:18:43.279
and stomping up and down because it
was man, got up and left that

1085
01:18:43.880 --> 01:18:48.279
that word at that time meant so
little, like that really didn't mean anything.

1086
01:18:48.479 --> 01:18:53.600
You fell down, and therefore that's
what you are now. Yep,

1087
01:18:54.319 --> 01:18:59.000
probably technically means less. Now you're
a ragged Is this that more people?

1088
01:18:59.199 --> 01:19:00.079
Some people make more? How of
a doe to it? But it means

1089
01:19:00.199 --> 01:19:04.079
less than it did? Then?
I think you're a ragged Reggan. It's

1090
01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:09.279
so crazy, man, I don't
know. That's a wild one. That's

1091
01:19:09.399 --> 01:19:13.520
what. Just to be insulted for
falling down like well, to be fair,

1092
01:19:14.159 --> 01:19:16.000
falling down handing in a test is
the lamest way to fall down,

1093
01:19:16.119 --> 01:19:21.720
like that's like a really because it's
flat anything, but falling down like I

1094
01:19:21.720 --> 01:19:26.000
don't know, at least like falling
down a mountain is crazy, you know

1095
01:19:26.000 --> 01:19:29.720
what I mean? Or like falling
down like a staircase when there's like soap

1096
01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:30.640
all over it, it's like,
oh, well, you know, there's

1097
01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:34.640
only so much you could or like
on ice, but like on a flat

1098
01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:39.880
gym floor, because he probably did
sat practice in the gym, right he

1099
01:19:40.039 --> 01:19:47.399
fell. Yeah, almost scorpion.
He almost he broke his back. Almost

1100
01:19:47.399 --> 01:19:51.039
scorpion. See, people, scorpion
is a crazy thing. It's like,

1101
01:19:51.119 --> 01:19:56.039
how did you fall like that?
How did you fall so hard? Your

1102
01:19:56.119 --> 01:20:00.560
body bent over and your fucking feet
were dangling by your and the wrong way?

1103
01:20:01.039 --> 01:20:08.359
Like how did you get yourself to
that point? I hope? So

1104
01:20:08.439 --> 01:20:11.680
here's here's a good little question,
gray Ghost. Gray Ghost wrote in and

1105
01:20:11.760 --> 01:20:16.880
he goes stup snark a snarkaholics anonymous. Nice not a spooky question really,

1106
01:20:17.279 --> 01:20:20.680
But with the increase in podcasts and
more guests coming next year, what are

1107
01:20:20.680 --> 01:20:24.800
the chances of us getting guests like
Shoe on Head or Elvis the Alien on

1108
01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:28.119
a second time? Also, I
think it'd be cool since Derek wants to

1109
01:20:28.239 --> 01:20:32.600
do like Manisphere stuff, to do
question threads on specific topics, example,

1110
01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:35.479
dating advice questions, job advice questions. You know, honestly, that might

1111
01:20:35.520 --> 01:20:43.680
not be a bad idea, specifically
like having having more like directed question threads.

1112
01:20:44.079 --> 01:20:47.079
The issue is that there are so
many questions that we have to get

1113
01:20:47.119 --> 01:20:50.079
through. We have to get through
them as they are, but we might

1114
01:20:50.159 --> 01:20:54.399
have like a month or like a
portion of the month that's like dedicated to

1115
01:20:54.520 --> 01:20:59.920
like a specific questions because we're gonna
be doing a lot of episodes. Amtosphere

1116
01:21:00.399 --> 01:21:04.760
great? I would say, as
far as but as far as like returning

1117
01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:08.560
guests, I mean, that's always
possible, like if if, if we

1118
01:21:08.720 --> 01:21:12.279
have if there's a reason for us
to ask them to be ho, if

1119
01:21:12.359 --> 01:21:15.960
if something happens, or if they
want to jump on, if they just

1120
01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:19.600
messaged us and said like, hey, we'd be I'd be down to go

1121
01:21:19.760 --> 01:21:25.479
again. That's fine by us,
Like, no problem with that at all.

1122
01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:30.159
So yeah, I mean, will
there be repeat I can't promise those

1123
01:21:30.239 --> 01:21:33.399
guests specifically, but I'm sure I'm
sure there will be. I'm sure they

1124
01:21:33.399 --> 01:21:38.079
will be repeating. Yeah, yeah, I would like I would I personally

1125
01:21:38.079 --> 01:21:40.119
I would. I would like to
get Zach on again since he was our

1126
01:21:40.159 --> 01:21:46.119
inaugural episode, right and it's been
so so many Yeah, maybe two hundred

1127
01:21:46.159 --> 01:21:49.239
maybe, yeah, but we gotta
Yeah, we'll figure it out. Maybe.

1128
01:21:49.279 --> 01:21:53.399
I don't want to promise anything because
he's a he's a busy he's probably

1129
01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:57.600
he's of the people that I know
that has been on the show, he's

1130
01:21:57.960 --> 01:22:02.159
definitely the most busy. Yeah,
so we'll see if that's possible. But

1131
01:22:03.279 --> 01:22:14.479
oh yeah, so uh, let's
see uh rage black black Moss legendary Netcoomer

1132
01:22:15.239 --> 01:22:20.720
wrote in sub Gay Songwriters, that
is what we are. Uh. What

1133
01:22:20.880 --> 01:22:30.760
are your guys' top three queen song? That's a very specific one. Uh.

1134
01:22:30.640 --> 01:22:34.079
I'll tell you this. It's not
fucking Bohemian Rhapsody. I'll tell you

1135
01:22:34.199 --> 01:22:39.439
that fucking much. Definitely not.
I hate Bohemia rapstity quite frankly, like

1136
01:22:39.479 --> 01:22:45.399
I really, I I don't.
I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sure

1137
01:22:45.439 --> 01:22:47.680
it's because it's overplayed and no other
reason beyond that. But like, I

1138
01:22:47.840 --> 01:22:51.439
really can't stand that song anymore.
Like it's it's completely fun to stand the

1139
01:22:51.520 --> 01:22:56.479
part that everybody talks about, the
fucking bridge. I don't give a ship

1140
01:22:56.479 --> 01:23:03.800
about that stuff plays and watch operas
and it oh figure figure o. Yeah,

1141
01:23:03.920 --> 01:23:09.560
Like that is unlike any other part
of that fucking song. That's just

1142
01:23:09.640 --> 01:23:12.439
like most of that song, unlike
the rest of the song. But like

1143
01:23:12.640 --> 01:23:15.439
that song, this song, the
intro is the fucking it is a ballad

1144
01:23:15.640 --> 01:23:21.239
of of of instruments with piano with
fucking there is a solo and then it

1145
01:23:21.319 --> 01:23:26.199
does that dumb bullshit and then it
goes in just the good electric guitars turn

1146
01:23:26.239 --> 01:23:31.439
on it. I think it's a
great song. I would just take off

1147
01:23:31.439 --> 01:23:33.439
that bridge. I'm be honest,
A lot of people probably mad at that

1148
01:23:33.439 --> 01:23:35.319
ship, but I would take that
ship out and that's that would be my

1149
01:23:35.359 --> 01:23:39.520
favorite song. Okay, want to
take that away from people. I would

1150
01:23:39.560 --> 01:23:42.479
simply I would simply say this is
not mine, this is not for me,

1151
01:23:42.560 --> 01:23:45.079
because I like parts of that song, but not enough to ever listen

1152
01:23:45.119 --> 01:23:47.279
to it. This is my three. It's easy mine. Obviously, under

1153
01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:56.720
Pressure is one of them. I
love, Yeah, somebody to Love and

1154
01:23:56.920 --> 01:24:00.119
for me persons between Flash Gordon's theme
song or or what you call it,

1155
01:24:00.399 --> 01:24:05.840
or give me the prize between those
two for my last one, hmmm,

1156
01:24:06.159 --> 01:24:15.399
that's me. Mmmm. I think
the Meland is so good as far as

1157
01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:23.079
songs that like make me feel like
nothing nothing, nothing beats We are the

1158
01:24:23.159 --> 01:24:29.439
Champions to me. For number one, it's just fucking excellent song and it

1159
01:24:29.520 --> 01:24:32.520
always brings me back to the Mighty
Ducks. Those movies. I don't know

1160
01:24:32.520 --> 01:24:35.279
if you guys ever watched those movies. I've seen the first two, but

1161
01:24:35.359 --> 01:24:41.039
yeah, so they were three.
I've seen a fairly strong Duck, but

1162
01:24:41.119 --> 01:24:44.119
I've not seen the movies being not
seen the mighty. You know what's crazy,

1163
01:24:44.520 --> 01:24:46.600
We are the Champions has the same
effect on me that it probably has

1164
01:24:46.640 --> 01:24:50.199
on Chris where I've seen that.
I heard that song so many times because

1165
01:24:50.239 --> 01:24:54.960
of watching Mighty Ducks so much when
I was little on like when it would

1166
01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:58.439
come on Channel eleven or when it
would come on Channel seven, that I

1167
01:24:58.560 --> 01:25:00.720
don't even hear that song anymore.
Like it comes on, it's like we

1168
01:25:01.239 --> 01:25:04.279
brain, my brain mutes, and
I'm like, all right, cool,

1169
01:25:05.720 --> 01:25:20.560
Mighty Ducks, Mighty Ducks. Quack
clack quack quack quack. I fucking love

1170
01:25:20.640 --> 01:25:26.239
that song so much, And like
I love the nostalgia, like because they're

1171
01:25:26.359 --> 01:25:30.159
they're sitting by the campfire, they're
singing the song. They're champions and ship

1172
01:25:30.199 --> 01:25:32.079
it's it's fun. It brings me
back to a good old time. So

1173
01:25:32.520 --> 01:25:38.840
we are the champions. I actually
petty too. There's a bit of petty

1174
01:25:39.239 --> 01:25:46.119
is we are the champions because you
are no time for I was about to

1175
01:25:46.119 --> 01:25:49.760
say something bad, no time for
bitch ass niggas, because we are That's

1176
01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:54.600
basically what they're saying. They don't
fuck with losers. So yeah, they're

1177
01:25:54.640 --> 01:25:57.079
rubbing salt, they' putting salt in
the womb. But that's how gloating is

1178
01:25:57.159 --> 01:26:00.319
all the time, you know,
because people some people don't realize that there

1179
01:26:00.439 --> 01:26:05.960
is no there is no graceful way
to gloat, to celebrate, because you're

1180
01:26:06.000 --> 01:26:14.199
celebrating at the expense of somebody losing. Give no, no, see,

1181
01:26:14.239 --> 01:26:17.039
we give people. We give people
a pass. There is no like,

1182
01:26:17.239 --> 01:26:20.560
there is no actual because there is
no respect in being like, ha ha,

1183
01:26:20.880 --> 01:26:24.640
I won, or not even saying
ha ha, just but I one,

1184
01:26:24.760 --> 01:26:29.199
we won, yes at the expense
of people losing. So no matter

1185
01:26:29.319 --> 01:26:31.479
what, just by default you're doing
that, you're rubbing salt in the wound.

1186
01:26:32.840 --> 01:26:39.079
Even if it's not you, it's
not respect You're not hearing gloat,

1187
01:26:39.399 --> 01:26:42.640
You're you're not listening to the words
that I'm saying. I think default it

1188
01:26:42.760 --> 01:26:45.880
is not respectful. What we do
is we give people a pass. That

1189
01:26:46.079 --> 01:26:49.760
is, we would deem it respectable, but there's nothing respectable about it.

1190
01:26:50.319 --> 01:26:55.840
It is it just by its nature
is arrogant just to do like there's a

1191
01:26:55.920 --> 01:26:58.159
thing like say, if you win
something, you win a game, you

1192
01:26:58.239 --> 01:27:00.760
get bragging rights. We allow it
to have happened. But I'm saying it's

1193
01:27:00.880 --> 01:27:05.239
at the expense of somebody losing so
by that default, so you are you're

1194
01:27:05.319 --> 01:27:15.399
basically celebrating somebody's a mistortun I don't
think so success it doesn't have to be

1195
01:27:15.479 --> 01:27:17.560
the same thing. You don't have
to be the same thing. It is

1196
01:27:17.600 --> 01:27:21.640
the same thing what you do,
it is the same thing. That's the

1197
01:27:21.680 --> 01:27:27.560
part that you're missing. They are
they your success compounds and their failure.

1198
01:27:27.680 --> 01:27:31.039
Right, But you can celebrate success
without celebrating their losing. You're impossible.

1199
01:27:31.279 --> 01:27:33.840
See But no, you see that's
the thing I was saying. You are

1200
01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:41.479
just focusing on yourself, but you
celebrating the win is also the people that

1201
01:27:41.720 --> 01:27:45.359
lost, making them feel worse,
even if that's not your intention. That's

1202
01:27:45.399 --> 01:27:50.640
what I'm saying. Well, like
this thing I got, I talked,

1203
01:27:50.640 --> 01:27:57.960
I took the different conversation, right, that's all there. So we're in

1204
01:27:58.000 --> 01:28:01.239
the championship. We are champions.
I'm I'm not even saying people can't gloat

1205
01:28:01.319 --> 01:28:06.239
like I'm just saying. I'm just
saying it's it's an interesting dichotomy. Uh,

1206
01:28:06.319 --> 01:28:09.960
we are the champions. I gotta
put it because I really do like

1207
01:28:10.159 --> 01:28:13.439
most of Bohemian rhaps I think that
song is fantastic. I love I love

1208
01:28:13.439 --> 01:28:16.079
the riffs, I love everything about
other than the Bridge and another one,

1209
01:28:16.439 --> 01:28:21.840
the Dust really does something. Damn. There's something just that fucking baseline is

1210
01:28:21.880 --> 01:28:29.239
so goddamn good that I got.
Every time I hear that, I just

1211
01:28:29.319 --> 01:28:39.039
feel like I'm ready to do something. Man, I'm ready to like another

1212
01:28:39.079 --> 01:28:45.560
one. I don't know. The
issue with me is like it's hard.

1213
01:28:46.239 --> 01:28:51.640
It's really hard for me to choose
between these. I like too many.

1214
01:28:53.399 --> 01:28:57.279
I'm as far as like I'm getting
as far as like the stereotypical ones.

1215
01:28:57.439 --> 01:29:03.079
I think there there is something about
just the infectiousness of We Will Rock You

1216
01:29:03.520 --> 01:29:06.199
that is just like I don't like
that song, Like I don't listen to

1217
01:29:06.279 --> 01:29:11.039
that song really cool, but it's
like it isn't iconic songs. I would

1218
01:29:11.039 --> 01:29:15.159
give that as like a shout out
like that the lap Ship. It's just

1219
01:29:15.800 --> 01:29:23.000
it's good. But I just I
just just as an asterisk. You do

1220
01:29:23.159 --> 01:29:26.079
you agree with me? I hope
you do. It doesn't matter if you

1221
01:29:26.119 --> 01:29:30.680
do. The solo at the very
end of that song is fucking dog shit

1222
01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:38.760
and it just sounds like probably why
I don't remember the song. He just

1223
01:29:38.880 --> 01:29:43.199
starts jamming on the guitar essentially,
and it just sounds so out of place

1224
01:29:43.319 --> 01:29:47.720
because there is no melody to that
song other than just what there's uh Freddy

1225
01:29:47.760 --> 01:29:53.319
Mercury. There's no instruments, and
then all of a sudden, this guitar

1226
01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:57.359
comes in and it's just jarring.
Listen back to it and then maybe,

1227
01:29:58.800 --> 01:30:01.800
yeah, it's great, so we
were rock us. It is it is,

1228
01:30:01.840 --> 01:30:04.399
it is. It is a shout
out. It's not I would say

1229
01:30:04.399 --> 01:30:09.880
it's the top three, okay,
but I like I'm I'm I'm, I'm

1230
01:30:10.000 --> 01:30:13.520
big on scandal. I like scandal
a lot. Okay, it's like a

1231
01:30:13.640 --> 01:30:18.079
very it's not like a hugely popular
one scandal Innuendo. I think it's fucking

1232
01:30:18.119 --> 01:30:23.479
awesome because Innuendo has this Spanish guitar
breakdown in the middle of it that I

1233
01:30:23.560 --> 01:30:27.960
fucking love to know. End like
it's it sounds fucking awesome, and I

1234
01:30:28.039 --> 01:30:30.800
think, don't stop me now,
it's just really fun. That's a great

1235
01:30:30.840 --> 01:30:33.520
song. I think, don't stop
me now. It's just ones that's it's

1236
01:30:33.560 --> 01:30:36.199
so fun. It's like in fact, it's fast, it's like it's it's

1237
01:30:36.319 --> 01:30:39.000
like, I don't know, there's
something about it. It's really good.

1238
01:30:39.000 --> 01:30:41.720
There's like, oh, there's so
many though, Like I like Headlong and

1239
01:30:42.439 --> 01:30:46.920
headlong. Really Little Queens discoga.
I feel like they have the most Like

1240
01:30:47.279 --> 01:30:50.520
it's like them and Michael Jackson,
for I like, have the best discography

1241
01:30:50.560 --> 01:30:54.760
of songs basically like this is a
great song, this is a great song,

1242
01:30:54.840 --> 01:30:56.479
this is a great song. That's
a great song, this great song.

1243
01:30:57.119 --> 01:31:00.000
So I just I it's hard for
me to pick because like I this

1244
01:31:00.279 --> 01:31:03.279
is a living with Gabby. I
loved a Kind of Magic. That is

1245
01:31:03.319 --> 01:31:10.199
a very special album to me because
it's very d and d like fantasy rock,

1246
01:31:10.239 --> 01:31:12.840
which is SI I really really appreciate. I love that album. But

1247
01:31:12.960 --> 01:31:16.159
then the Crazy Little Thing called Love
is objectively a fantastic song. Somebody to

1248
01:31:16.239 --> 01:31:21.680
Love is I think one of the
best sung songs ever because by humans,

1249
01:31:23.680 --> 01:31:28.319
there's so many like great songs,
and there's so many great songs of theirs.

1250
01:31:28.479 --> 01:31:31.720
I'm like, I can't there's a
lot. Killer Queens is amazing.

1251
01:31:32.279 --> 01:31:41.479
Yeah, fucking like the Miracles,
Like there's there's an insurmountable number of the

1252
01:31:41.680 --> 01:31:44.000
reason why they're one of the most. A lot of them are really on

1253
01:31:44.079 --> 01:31:46.159
the planet. Yeah, a lot
of them are understated, like Ride the

1254
01:31:46.199 --> 01:31:50.279
Wild one is really good. There's
there's one that's I really like called it's

1255
01:31:50.399 --> 01:31:56.159
just called Apostrophe thirty nine on a
Night at the Opera or whatever, and

1256
01:31:56.239 --> 01:31:59.039
it's like an acoustic kind of song, but it's it's it's with like a

1257
01:31:59.079 --> 01:32:01.159
twelve string so it's got like that
resonance in it. And it's literally a

1258
01:32:01.279 --> 01:32:06.520
song about time dilation, like it's
like the plot of Interstellar, but like

1259
01:32:06.680 --> 01:32:10.800
in a Queen song from like the
seventies, and it's it's kind of crazy

1260
01:32:11.199 --> 01:32:14.319
if you like, if you listen
to it, it's it's about it's about

1261
01:32:14.319 --> 01:32:17.119
like a ship leaving and then like
coming back before they left and ship or

1262
01:32:17.359 --> 01:32:20.479
some weird ship like that. It's
it's fucking dope. And that's I didn't

1263
01:32:20.520 --> 01:32:24.600
realize it until later, but that's
because the guitarist wrote it. And the

1264
01:32:24.680 --> 01:32:31.479
guitarist is apparently like actually an astrophysicist
like Brian May is like like an actual

1265
01:32:31.680 --> 01:32:36.680
like genius. So that's that's kind
of sick. But yeah, Queen is

1266
01:32:36.760 --> 01:32:45.880
Queen's great. More questions like that, do more? Do more things?

1267
01:32:45.399 --> 01:32:48.000
Who's on that? Who's on that? Look that the guy that died,

1268
01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:59.520
who's the guy that died on that
song? Can't believe died? Queen?

1269
01:33:00.039 --> 01:33:01.600
This is embarrassing. Not in Queen, not in Queen. This is so

1270
01:33:01.680 --> 01:33:09.920
embarrassing. Uh Bowie, David fucking
Bowie. Yeah they did under pressure.

1271
01:33:10.000 --> 01:33:12.119
Yeah yeah, yeah, I was. I couldn't. I couldn't. I

1272
01:33:12.199 --> 01:33:13.840
was like the guy that died.
I was, and I was like,

1273
01:33:13.880 --> 01:33:16.279
this is so embarrassing be such a
famous person. Guy, the guy got

1274
01:33:16.359 --> 01:33:21.800
his fame. The most famous thing
he did was die. I guess that

1275
01:33:21.960 --> 01:33:26.920
is kind of what Jesus did.
Yeah, that is true. Jesus is

1276
01:33:28.319 --> 01:33:31.279
of the people who are famous for
dying. It's gotta be Jesus at number

1277
01:33:31.319 --> 01:33:38.640
one, right, yes, yes, but Adm Williams William Wallace from a

1278
01:33:39.079 --> 01:33:44.279
from a was that movie called a
Brave Heart. It was like or something,

1279
01:33:44.319 --> 01:33:45.279
and he's like free. Yeah,
he got his head. He got

1280
01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:50.880
his head on a pike. After
the movie ended well well for William Wallace,

1281
01:33:51.479 --> 01:33:59.720
Scottish Mill Gibson, freedom and he
dies. This torture seat is hilarious.

1282
01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:01.199
It was so funny to me.
I just think they're like just like

1283
01:34:01.479 --> 01:34:04.640
just poke at his balls and ship. You know, they don't show balls,

1284
01:34:04.680 --> 01:34:08.600
but it's a lot of people doing
it at once, and he's trying

1285
01:34:08.680 --> 01:34:14.520
not the bus. He's just like, so this is a great There's one

1286
01:34:15.479 --> 01:34:19.960
vein on his big fat vein trying
not the bus. I tell listen.

1287
01:34:21.399 --> 01:34:28.359
Eternal Sunshine of the Unspoken rays a
Christian documentary. Nice. He came up

1288
01:34:28.399 --> 01:34:31.920
with a new video recently and I
heard I heard. Oh man, dude,

1289
01:34:32.000 --> 01:34:34.399
I saw it. Can I tell
you something? I saw that video

1290
01:34:34.760 --> 01:34:40.640
and when I clicked on that video, it said uploaded thirteen minutes ago.

1291
01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:45.960
Oh. I was like there like
early man. I was like, I

1292
01:34:45.000 --> 01:34:47.840
gotta see you drop before it goes
a we No, I didn't drop a

1293
01:34:47.840 --> 01:34:54.079
comment. I should have. You
would have permanently. Dude, I don't

1294
01:34:54.079 --> 01:34:59.199
even think about leaving comments anymore.
Ever, I haven't had that thought in

1295
01:34:59.439 --> 01:35:04.359
years to leave a comment. I
leave comments. Go ahead, I know.

1296
01:35:04.439 --> 01:35:06.520
I'm just saying, like, it's
just completely gone out of my out

1297
01:35:06.560 --> 01:35:10.920
of my brain. The idea that
that's even possible, I don't know.

1298
01:35:11.039 --> 01:35:15.119
I see. I think it protects
me from engaging with people. But anyway,

1299
01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:17.720
so what is it? This guy
wrote it and he says, uh,

1300
01:35:18.239 --> 01:35:20.720
turn of Sunshine of the Nspoken Christian
back and it wrote and he says,

1301
01:35:20.880 --> 01:35:24.439
hey, guys, there's a movie
called Drunk Parents that is one of

1302
01:35:24.479 --> 01:35:29.640
the worst movies ever, but includes
Kid Cuddy, Dan Soder, Alec Baldwin,

1303
01:35:29.680 --> 01:35:32.119
Will Ferrell, Colin Quinn, Salmahayak, and Jim Gaffigan, who gives

1304
01:35:32.159 --> 01:35:38.039
the only good performance sadly he played
a pedophile. The script was atrocious and

1305
01:35:38.159 --> 01:35:42.279
the story was incomprehensible. I asked, I say this to ask, what

1306
01:35:42.439 --> 01:35:45.199
is another example of a horrible piece
of media with a ton of big names.

1307
01:35:46.000 --> 01:35:49.760
Obviously there's only one real answer to
this, And I'm curious if you

1308
01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:56.600
guys will remember this. Do you
guys remember? Huh mon, it's called

1309
01:35:57.119 --> 01:36:01.680
it was like movie movie. It
was movie forty three. Yeah, so

1310
01:36:01.760 --> 01:36:06.319
it's called movie forty three. It
has fucking Chloe Grace, Morts, Hugh

1311
01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:11.520
Jackman, Kate Winsle, Chris Pratt, Emma Stone, literally Anna Farris,

1312
01:36:12.359 --> 01:36:17.000
Yeah, fucking Elizabeth Banks, just
In Holly Berry, fucking Gerard Butler,

1313
01:36:17.479 --> 01:36:25.720
Kieran Culkins, Stephen Merchant, fucking
Leave Schreiber, Dennis Quaid, Naomi Watts,

1314
01:36:26.079 --> 01:36:30.680
Bob Odenkirk, Saul Goodman himself,
fucking Justin Long, Uma Thurman,

1315
01:36:30.880 --> 01:36:40.640
Jason Sudeikis, Tarren Howard, Johnny
Knoxville, Richard Gear, fucking Patrick Warburton,

1316
01:36:41.800 --> 01:36:45.720
Jared Dudley for some reason, uh, Seth McFarlane, fucking JB.

1317
01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:56.000
Smooth, Julianne Moore, will Sasso
Common and Tony Shaloob that is fucked.

1318
01:36:56.880 --> 01:37:02.119
And that's not even mentioning it,
like us and Juliet and Juliet More,

1319
01:37:02.880 --> 01:37:08.880
Sean Williams, Scott fucking it just
there's so there's so many people in this

1320
01:37:09.000 --> 01:37:13.119
movie. And I'm convinced it was
just like a tax thing. I'm convinced

1321
01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:15.279
it was just like, let's spend
a lot of money on this movie,

1322
01:37:15.960 --> 01:37:17.119
so like we can write it off
for something. I don't know. I

1323
01:37:17.119 --> 01:37:20.760
don't know what the pitch was for
this film, but it was so fucking

1324
01:37:20.960 --> 01:37:26.079
bad. I watched that movie and
it was just a bunch of skits,

1325
01:37:26.159 --> 01:37:30.520
wasn't it. Yeah, but they
were the end but they weren't even good

1326
01:37:30.600 --> 01:37:33.920
skits. Like that's the thing about
it. It was like I remember watching

1327
01:37:33.960 --> 01:37:36.319
I was like, this is fucking
crazy. I watched it on TV.

1328
01:37:36.439 --> 01:37:43.079
Thank god I ordered ordered that because
I thought it was gonna be hilarious,

1329
01:37:43.079 --> 01:37:45.319
so that it just is gonna be
funnyest it it was like twenty thirteen.

1330
01:37:45.680 --> 01:37:47.000
It was me and like whatever,
girlfriend, had at the time. We

1331
01:37:47.119 --> 01:37:49.239
were at my house because I was
like the one girls ever a lot of

1332
01:37:49.319 --> 01:37:51.920
my house. We ordered it and
then like it was like, this is

1333
01:37:53.119 --> 01:37:59.279
so bad, you want to just
do hand stuff. It was so boring

1334
01:37:59.359 --> 01:38:03.000
hand stuff to movie forty three.
Forty three is crazy, that's crazy.

1335
01:38:03.239 --> 01:38:05.840
This was the movie hor It was
so bad. But I got my first

1336
01:38:05.840 --> 01:38:10.000
blow drop to a Seinfeld episode and
I remember what episode it was too,

1337
01:38:10.039 --> 01:38:13.840
and I remember and I remember thinking
like, this is a weird association that

1338
01:38:13.880 --> 01:38:18.159
I'm probably not gonna be able to
break. Great, But now that I

1339
01:38:18.239 --> 01:38:23.319
can't watch, I can't watch.
I can't watch that episode now without just

1340
01:38:23.399 --> 01:38:27.279
sitting rock hard. You know it's
a problem. Go ahead, do it.

1341
01:38:28.000 --> 01:38:30.479
Finish bound but damn bound bound,
Bound, Bound, bound, pound

1342
01:38:32.960 --> 01:38:40.800
imagine cleaning yourself off to that music. Yeah, I hate Seinfold moment.

1343
01:38:40.880 --> 01:38:43.560
It is why I hate Seinfold.
Then I'm like, whatever a good show?

1344
01:38:44.720 --> 01:38:46.760
Do you guys see the video of
the racist white woman running out of

1345
01:38:46.800 --> 01:38:51.399
black cop get shot and gurgling with
their final final breath and that beheaded N

1346
01:38:51.479 --> 01:38:57.039
word. No, I did not
that. I'm like, yeah, I'm

1347
01:38:57.079 --> 01:38:59.319
like some like lady with a knife
hones out of cop. He's like miss

1348
01:38:59.560 --> 01:39:01.880
put them down, and she runs
out of him and then like she he

1349
01:39:01.960 --> 01:39:04.079
shoots her three times. She's like
nap. He had an in word and

1350
01:39:04.119 --> 01:39:09.000
it's like, look, that's crazy. That's your last words. Just racism

1351
01:39:09.159 --> 01:39:13.000
in twenty twenty in twenty twenty three, that's your last words. That's fucking

1352
01:39:13.079 --> 01:39:16.079
crazy. Even like you sign Uncle
Ruckus would say, you know, yeah,

1353
01:39:16.159 --> 01:39:20.319
that's so, that's so fuck sad
man, that's so crazy. I

1354
01:39:20.560 --> 01:39:24.479
do love watching people. I do
love watching people fight in the street,

1355
01:39:24.520 --> 01:39:27.439
though, like I do have to
admit, yeah, it's fun. It's

1356
01:39:27.600 --> 01:39:30.920
uh, there's something about it,
very fair, something about it. I

1357
01:39:30.039 --> 01:39:34.039
love. I love seeing disasters happen, But seeing people fight makes me sad.

1358
01:39:34.199 --> 01:39:38.680
Now it used to be funny before. But when something fun, like

1359
01:39:38.680 --> 01:39:40.520
when the guy put out the grenade, that was funny, you know,

1360
01:39:40.800 --> 01:39:43.119
that was like fucking shocking. Was
like, well, this is crazy.

1361
01:39:43.520 --> 01:39:45.800
But I see people fight each other, It's like it's not It makes me

1362
01:39:45.840 --> 01:39:48.680
feel sady. It's like I'm sure
words could have solved that problem. That's

1363
01:39:48.720 --> 01:39:51.119
always goes to my mind. I
was like, they could have just used

1364
01:39:51.159 --> 01:39:54.520
their words and wouldn't have got this
bad I don't think so, man.

1365
01:39:54.600 --> 01:39:57.479
I think I think there are certain
people who just like don't They're just not

1366
01:39:57.680 --> 01:40:00.520
going to respond to words, and
so you just have to like either beat

1367
01:40:00.600 --> 01:40:03.119
him up or leave. So like, really, the real, the real

1368
01:40:03.159 --> 01:40:08.920
response is leaving would have solved this
like going away, just walking away,

1369
01:40:09.079 --> 01:40:15.239
not even words, just being like
hmm, retreat flee. When somebody approaches

1370
01:40:15.279 --> 01:40:17.399
you aggressively like that, you kind
of have to beat him up. Well,

1371
01:40:17.880 --> 01:40:23.640
well, that guy there's that story
not too long ago. But that

1372
01:40:23.760 --> 01:40:26.079
guy who was like he was like
a in Brooklyn or whatever. He was

1373
01:40:26.119 --> 01:40:28.800
like, oh my god, I
don't know what he was. He was

1374
01:40:28.840 --> 01:40:30.159
like some political guy. He was
like some left leaning political guy. And

1375
01:40:30.159 --> 01:40:34.399
he got stabbed outside in Brooklyn at
like four m and his girlfriend was like,

1376
01:40:34.399 --> 01:40:38.880
we're not going to press charges because
uh, you know, he's he's

1377
01:40:38.920 --> 01:40:41.880
probably from a from a bad family
or whatever. And I remember, that

1378
01:40:43.359 --> 01:40:46.159
is crazy. Who needs enemies when
you have a girlfriend like that? God

1379
01:40:46.319 --> 01:40:50.840
damn well, thing is like nothing
is wild when I'm when I'm with when

1380
01:40:50.840 --> 01:40:54.760
I'm with my girlfriend. If I
get approchras like that, I'm gonna fight

1381
01:40:55.840 --> 01:40:59.159
somebody so she can get out of
the situation. Well then you're just gonna

1382
01:40:59.199 --> 01:41:02.640
die. Yeah, but like gonna
because like it's you just walk away.

1383
01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:12.640
You can't. It's like video it
Actually it's super not it's might have walked

1384
01:41:12.640 --> 01:41:16.560
away, walk away from every interaction
I've never had that has turned into something

1385
01:41:16.680 --> 01:41:19.800
bad for everybody else. You can
walk away, right, but if someone

1386
01:41:19.960 --> 01:41:24.600
if someone's dead set on assaulting you, sometimes you just have to deal with

1387
01:41:24.680 --> 01:41:28.239
the problem. But people aren't dead
set on assaulting you unless they know you

1388
01:41:28.359 --> 01:41:31.359
personally or if it's like sometimes it's
like that's true, that's very true.

1389
01:41:31.439 --> 01:41:35.279
You're right, but then moments they're
not. It's sometimes it's like it's just

1390
01:41:35.359 --> 01:41:41.279
a bad situation. Sometimes like cases, Yeah, you're right, I agree,

1391
01:41:41.760 --> 01:41:44.479
because I'd argue most of these cases
are completely like most of the like

1392
01:41:44.560 --> 01:41:45.800
and most of the things that we're
talking about, Like when we talk about

1393
01:41:45.840 --> 01:41:49.520
something like this, like a random
thing on a street, it's just completely

1394
01:41:49.600 --> 01:41:53.399
random. It's like a guy who
fucking hit what's his face? Rick moranis

1395
01:41:53.760 --> 01:41:57.039
Yeah, it's not like the guy
didn't hit him because he was Rick moranis.

1396
01:41:57.199 --> 01:41:58.960
He hit it because it was just
like, hey, that's a random

1397
01:41:59.000 --> 01:42:01.479
person. I feel like hitting this
guy just crazy but like that just happens.

1398
01:42:01.920 --> 01:42:06.000
I should just walk away, but
that should also doesn't happen such a

1399
01:42:06.319 --> 01:42:10.199
I remember watching I watched that,
that the the security footage of that,

1400
01:42:10.239 --> 01:42:14.159
and I'm like, dude, you
could just walk away. Man, there's

1401
01:42:14.279 --> 01:42:16.239
no reason for you to be there. Things out of hand and people get

1402
01:42:16.279 --> 01:42:24.920
really bad. People you don't have
people don't have enough hostility towards strangers or

1403
01:42:25.000 --> 01:42:29.159
not hostility, but like people don't
have enough bias towards strangers. You should

1404
01:42:29.239 --> 01:42:34.439
be as biased as possible towards strangers
as in any content. I don't give

1405
01:42:34.439 --> 01:42:38.039
a ship like what their race or
gender is. If they if you don't

1406
01:42:38.119 --> 01:42:47.119
know them, always assume the worst. I always, absolutely, it's crazy

1407
01:42:47.159 --> 01:42:50.359
because I was wrong at first and
you somehow became way wrong than I did.

1408
01:42:55.079 --> 01:42:57.399
Let me tell you something, if
this dude, if this dude assume

1409
01:42:57.439 --> 01:43:00.520
the worst of that guy, he'd
be fine. Fine. He would have

1410
01:43:00.560 --> 01:43:01.199
walked away. He would have walked
away. He would have been like,

1411
01:43:01.279 --> 01:43:03.640
I'm staying away from this guy who's
kicking car. That's the thing too,

1412
01:43:03.800 --> 01:43:08.479
is like he was kicking random cars
and ship clearly crazy and then he walks

1413
01:43:08.600 --> 01:43:12.439
up to him. I'm like that's
stupid. You are dumb. That you

1414
01:43:12.560 --> 01:43:15.039
are dumb, stupid, And that
guy is not from New York. That

1415
01:43:15.079 --> 01:43:20.720
guy lives in New York. That's
exactly That's exactly what I thought it was

1416
01:43:20.760 --> 01:43:23.479
like when I saw that guy,
was like, oh, in Brooklyn.

1417
01:43:23.520 --> 01:43:26.439
It's like, oh, where's he
from? Though, because in Brooklyn,

1418
01:43:26.720 --> 01:43:30.279
in Brooklyn, no one's approaching anybody
like that. Gonna rob that guy.

1419
01:43:30.319 --> 01:43:35.319
That's gonna rob that guy. But
different from for him, that's crazy,

1420
01:43:35.640 --> 01:43:46.039
even crazy. Even Brooklyn is so
different if anyone comes to not clearly not

1421
01:43:46.239 --> 01:43:49.840
Kingston. Because this dude got stabbed
in broad foregad, that was one of

1422
01:43:49.880 --> 01:43:53.159
the last vestiges of that. That's
why he's crazy. He's holding on the

1423
01:43:53.199 --> 01:43:57.800
last veges of what Brooklyn was.
That's why his brain is withering. But

1424
01:43:57.920 --> 01:44:00.520
dude, Brooklyn is crazy because I
remember, I remember growing up, my

1425
01:44:00.600 --> 01:44:03.840
grandma was like yo. I was
like, Hey, we're gonna ride our

1426
01:44:03.880 --> 01:44:06.840
bikes over to Brooklyn. We're gonna
take the chair to Brooklyn, gonna hang

1427
01:44:06.880 --> 01:44:11.079
out there. My grandma was like, be home before dark. And then

1428
01:44:11.239 --> 01:44:15.640
that night it was at least three
people died. People died in the city.

1429
01:44:15.840 --> 01:44:19.039
Now I was walking around Brooklyn at
two o'clock in the morning with Lilian

1430
01:44:20.159 --> 01:44:25.039
and nothing happened. We were getting
Jamaican food and fucking eating stuff on the

1431
01:44:25.600 --> 01:44:28.960
streets. And they have like places
to sit down proper. That is not

1432
01:44:29.199 --> 01:44:32.199
the Brooklyn I remember growing up in. Brooklyn is nice now because Brooklyn was

1433
01:44:32.199 --> 01:44:35.279
the worst borough growing up. It
had the highest crime rates of any place

1434
01:44:35.319 --> 01:44:40.159
in the country in the ninety four
and like the nineties. I still don't

1435
01:44:40.199 --> 01:44:41.840
believe that, man. I mean, you can look it up. It's

1436
01:44:41.840 --> 01:44:45.039
not even hard. Definitely had to
gentrify because the nets, like they absolutely

1437
01:44:45.119 --> 01:44:47.760
had to. You know, they're
going to the nets over there before the

1438
01:44:47.880 --> 01:44:54.079
nineties. No, the nets were
in New Jersey. Yeah, the nets.

1439
01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:56.279
No, No, I know,
what's no? So I thought you

1440
01:44:56.359 --> 01:45:00.039
that the Mets my apologies, yes, oh okay, yeah yeah, Brooklyn.

1441
01:45:00.119 --> 01:45:02.680
They they got the net so they
had to clean that ship up.

1442
01:45:02.880 --> 01:45:08.319
They had to like like speed it
had to clean crazy accelerate. So Brooklyn.

1443
01:45:08.359 --> 01:45:10.039
The thing, the reason why I
don't believe that is like, here's

1444
01:45:10.039 --> 01:45:12.159
the thing. I know, Brooklyn
is really bad, right, but I

1445
01:45:12.279 --> 01:45:15.000
think the Bronx was so bad that
people just weren't talking about it. I

1446
01:45:15.039 --> 01:45:16.359
think ship was going on in the
Bronx that people were just like, I

1447
01:45:16.359 --> 01:45:18.840
guess that happened, and they just
wouldn't report anything, and then people would

1448
01:45:18.840 --> 01:45:21.000
just deal with it. I think
it was way worse than the Bronx.

1449
01:45:21.239 --> 01:45:25.239
And then nobody paid attention to it
because even people, even even people,

1450
01:45:25.319 --> 01:45:28.640
the people who could have helped,
didn't even want to go there because it

1451
01:45:28.680 --> 01:45:30.159
was too far away. With the
Bronx. Is that the Bronx, the

1452
01:45:30.279 --> 01:45:33.640
greater portion of the Bronx wasn't bad
because it was the concourse where I grew

1453
01:45:33.720 --> 01:45:39.359
up. Do you remember do you
remember in the Bronx where that fucking where

1454
01:45:39.399 --> 01:45:44.880
that lion escaped the Bronx Zoo was
an island. I mean, no,

1455
01:45:45.079 --> 01:45:47.720
I swear about it was. It
was the Bronx. It was a lion,

1456
01:45:48.039 --> 01:45:51.880
no I swear. Looking up,
I think it was in nineteen ninety

1457
01:45:51.920 --> 01:45:56.399
five. In nineteen ninety five,
a lion escaped the Bronx who got on

1458
01:45:56.560 --> 01:46:01.359
the subway. That's crazy, and
it's just sat in the subway car until

1459
01:46:01.399 --> 01:46:08.000
it got to Madison Square, got
out and started massacring people as if to

1460
01:46:08.119 --> 01:46:14.920
target Madison Square is crazy. That
sounds so that sounds so fake that sounds

1461
01:46:14.960 --> 01:46:18.359
so goddamn it does it's real.
It must be really, No, that's

1462
01:46:18.399 --> 01:46:21.000
real. Everybody everybody listened to the
podcast looking up right now. Yeah,

1463
01:46:21.159 --> 01:46:26.520
I'm sure they're gonna remember the line
of people what we call instaten Island.

1464
01:46:27.479 --> 01:46:31.399
That island's fake. So can I
say this, I've been I started watching

1465
01:46:31.640 --> 01:46:34.439
What We Do in the Shadows recently, which I've seen the movie. Yeah,

1466
01:46:34.520 --> 01:46:38.760
like there's a there's a movie I
think the Jamaica. Yeah, I

1467
01:46:38.840 --> 01:46:41.119
love that movie. That means great. So I was talking about happening is

1468
01:46:41.159 --> 01:46:45.279
not It's not ninety five though,
but it happened in two thousand and one

1469
01:46:45.520 --> 01:46:50.359
in Central Park two. Like I
said, Central Park, I was completely

1470
01:46:50.399 --> 01:46:54.000
I was completely making something. I
was telling the truth. I was like,

1471
01:46:54.079 --> 01:46:56.600
oh, a lion did escape in
Central Park. I knew it.

1472
01:46:56.720 --> 01:47:00.720
I knew Wait, wait a lion. I was like, what the It

1473
01:47:00.760 --> 01:47:02.119
didn't hurt anybody, It didn't have
It doesn't really hurt anybody. I might

1474
01:47:02.199 --> 01:47:04.119
have got like one or two people, but like that, that's their fault.

1475
01:47:04.199 --> 01:47:08.279
I believe Chris for like five seconds
and then when he said it got

1476
01:47:08.680 --> 01:47:19.960
on the subway, it's pretty much
actually made it to it went to Madison

1477
01:47:20.000 --> 01:47:25.520
Square Garden went through the turnstiles.
It was really it was really like it

1478
01:47:25.640 --> 01:47:30.239
was upright all that time when it
got up, when it got up to

1479
01:47:30.359 --> 01:47:31.920
the surface, when it got up
to the service, it had like a

1480
01:47:32.479 --> 01:47:45.520
like a Yankee hat. It spreading
the news heading to be no no.

1481
01:47:48.239 --> 01:47:50.399
But so you brought up Staten Island, right, And so I wanted to

1482
01:47:50.399 --> 01:47:54.840
bring this up because, uh so
I saw the movie. I've seen the

1483
01:47:54.880 --> 01:47:57.319
movie What We Do in the Shadows, and I love that movie. The

1484
01:47:57.399 --> 01:48:00.800
movie is great. I knew there
was a show for a while, yeah,

1485
01:48:00.960 --> 01:48:01.920
but for some reason, I just
I don't know, I never got

1486
01:48:01.960 --> 01:48:05.520
around to watching it. I just
started this last week. Dude. It

1487
01:48:05.640 --> 01:48:11.319
is so fucking good. I can't
believe how good that show is. I'm

1488
01:48:11.359 --> 01:48:15.159
a huge fan of Matt Barry.
Matt Matt Berry is awesome in it.

1489
01:48:15.000 --> 01:48:19.399
He's great, dude, He's so
his The way his voice works is fucking

1490
01:48:19.439 --> 01:48:24.000
awesome. Like the way he says
everything. He's so amazing. You yuh

1491
01:48:24.399 --> 01:48:28.640
shit, I know're talking about it. You ever watched on the IT Crowd?

1492
01:48:29.840 --> 01:48:32.199
Uh yeah, he's in the crowd. It's pretty much the only sitcom

1493
01:48:32.359 --> 01:48:35.319
that I would actually with, like
the last track or whatever that I would

1494
01:48:35.319 --> 01:48:39.199
recommend. It's a very short because
it's British television, so it's very short.

1495
01:48:39.520 --> 01:48:42.039
Easily, it's like three seasons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's

1496
01:48:42.079 --> 01:48:45.399
so good. He's so fucking good
in that. He's so good in that

1497
01:48:45.520 --> 01:48:47.399
fucking show. He's great. There's
an episode, y know what's great.

1498
01:48:47.439 --> 01:48:53.279
There's an episode of Community where where
in the last season, in season six,

1499
01:48:53.399 --> 01:48:57.399
where it's him he's like a he's
like a grifting professor, which is

1500
01:48:57.479 --> 01:49:00.720
awesome for a number of reasons.
But like, it's what's so great about

1501
01:49:00.720 --> 01:49:02.600
that season. It's him and Keith
David in that season, so like Keith

1502
01:49:02.680 --> 01:49:08.640
David and Matt Barry interacting is fucking
wild. But Matt Verry's so fucking funny

1503
01:49:09.000 --> 01:49:12.279
in the show, and they're in
the whole. I can't remember what the

1504
01:49:12.319 --> 01:49:14.079
movie was, it's been so long
i've seen it, but like they're in

1505
01:49:14.319 --> 01:49:20.119
Staten Island. This is fucking so
perfect because I can't think of a better

1506
01:49:20.239 --> 01:49:25.399
place for something like that to take
place than Staten Island. This is this

1507
01:49:25.640 --> 01:49:32.119
sad forgotten burrow like that no one
pays Vampire does be a Staten Island for

1508
01:49:32.279 --> 01:49:35.079
like dangers on Brooklyn. I would
say Brooklynn be the best place for like

1509
01:49:35.920 --> 01:49:41.640
non silly, like actual dangers vampires
to be is Brooklyn. There's this joke

1510
01:49:41.680 --> 01:49:45.000
where perfectly it's Staten Island. Yeah, there's this joke. There's a joke

1511
01:49:45.039 --> 01:49:47.880
about Matt Barry like turning a baby
into a vampire, which is like totally

1512
01:49:47.960 --> 01:49:50.479
like not, this is like very
very against the rules. So there's like

1513
01:49:50.560 --> 01:49:58.479
this, there's this image of a
ninety year old baby wandering in the bronx,

1514
01:49:58.720 --> 01:50:03.159
and it fucking killed me. Highly
there's five seasons of the show now

1515
01:50:03.239 --> 01:50:05.880
I'm saw in season one. But
like, if if anybody has not seen

1516
01:50:06.159 --> 01:50:09.560
what we do in the Shadows the
show, if they're worried that it's not

1517
01:50:09.640 --> 01:50:14.039
as good as the it's funnier.
I highly recommend it's good. Watch the

1518
01:50:14.039 --> 01:50:15.199
movie again because I got to refresh
my memory. But like the movie is

1519
01:50:15.199 --> 01:50:17.760
great, the show is fucking off. There's one guy in the show that

1520
01:50:17.880 --> 01:50:23.159
he's an energy vampire. So what
he just walks around and make he's a

1521
01:50:23.319 --> 01:50:29.239
human, but his pal is that
he psychically makes you want to die,

1522
01:50:30.199 --> 01:50:34.000
like around you makes you not want
to be alive. It's a good show.

1523
01:50:34.239 --> 01:50:38.319
It's a good show. I really
recommend it. I just you brought

1524
01:50:38.359 --> 01:50:42.439
up Staten Island and it just kind
of just kind of reminded me of that.

1525
01:50:42.600 --> 01:50:47.119
But let's let's see, let's move
on, Let's get one more oh

1526
01:50:47.279 --> 01:50:54.880
Man, start spread dark killing,
let's go. I knew it. I

1527
01:50:54.960 --> 01:50:58.079
knew it. I thought that and
I didn't do it. I thought I

1528
01:50:58.159 --> 01:50:59.560
was going to say it, but
I was like, no, one's gond

1529
01:50:59.560 --> 01:51:01.560
I'm not gonna say that. That's
not funny as they're going to Kanye,

1530
01:51:01.840 --> 01:51:05.000
that's kany You know what The sad
thing about that is, it's like I

1531
01:51:05.079 --> 01:51:09.319
wish we could do something like that
satirically, but it will just be adopted

1532
01:51:09.399 --> 01:51:12.720
by awful you know what I mean. Like if we actually did like a

1533
01:51:12.840 --> 01:51:18.119
Kanye West start killing as like a
joke, that would be funny, but

1534
01:51:18.239 --> 01:51:21.359
then it would be it would be
like the offspring thing, not the offspring

1535
01:51:21.439 --> 01:51:25.840
thing, Oh my god, bad
religion, what the yeah? The bad

1536
01:51:25.880 --> 01:51:27.800
religion thing where they're like the kids
are all right, and then they're like

1537
01:51:27.920 --> 01:51:32.640
this is sick and I'm like based
based, dude, I swear god.

1538
01:51:32.840 --> 01:51:42.640
Political like like people making politics their
entire personality has ruined what people can do

1539
01:51:42.840 --> 01:51:46.640
for comedy like sincerely, like it's
there's so many jokes that just aren't worth

1540
01:51:46.680 --> 01:51:51.239
the trouble anymore because nobody knows how
to chill right, Like there was a

1541
01:51:51.319 --> 01:51:54.079
time where, dude, like,
I think, like ten years ago,

1542
01:51:54.119 --> 01:51:56.640
we could have done that and it
would have been hilarious and no one would

1543
01:51:56.640 --> 01:52:00.039
have even given us a problem about
it. Not ten years ago, a

1544
01:52:00.079 --> 01:52:02.199
little before that, twenty thirteen,
dude, are you kidding? That's that's

1545
01:52:02.520 --> 01:52:06.880
many years before comedy shorts gamer had
that fucking intro where he chloroformed a person,

1546
01:52:08.239 --> 01:52:12.359
Like it would have been totally fine. But that's the that's the line.

1547
01:52:12.720 --> 01:52:15.680
Comedy shorts games made a thing about
chloroform and a bitch and no one

1548
01:52:15.720 --> 01:52:16.960
got mad at him. So,
I mean, dude, it's crazy,

1549
01:52:17.079 --> 01:52:19.079
Like, dude looking at that.
Dude, I look at that, and

1550
01:52:19.159 --> 01:52:27.680
I'm like, whoa that funny?
Wow? Go, there's nothing funny about

1551
01:52:27.800 --> 01:52:33.039
this. It makes me so bad, makes me so agreeable that he should

1552
01:52:33.079 --> 01:52:36.399
remaster. He should remaster all of
his old videos or whatever, like repost

1553
01:52:36.439 --> 01:52:42.000
them and then like have like a
little like audio over over that over that

1554
01:52:42.199 --> 01:52:47.840
section of every videos. Funny.
Uh. This is an example of what

1555
01:52:48.199 --> 01:52:58.399
not to do stupid. Oh my
god, we find uh I haven't seen

1556
01:52:58.399 --> 01:53:00.920
it? Is he that I feel
like he is? He won, he

1557
01:53:00.039 --> 01:53:05.359
won his one fight. He fell
into a fad of acid and no one's

1558
01:53:05.359 --> 01:53:09.359
seen him since. What makes it
crazy? What made it crazy that he

1559
01:53:09.439 --> 01:53:11.600
had like he had like his three
fights, right, he had one fight

1560
01:53:12.079 --> 01:53:15.520
where he was in amazing shape,
Like he got into like insane shape,

1561
01:53:15.520 --> 01:53:19.720
and I was like, whoa,
that's impressive. And then the second fight

1562
01:53:19.840 --> 01:53:27.079
he looked so bad. He looked
so bad before the but the first time,

1563
01:53:27.159 --> 01:53:29.600
like he looked like he was in
better shape than his brother. And

1564
01:53:29.720 --> 01:53:32.159
I was like, this guy is
in. He really put the work in.

1565
01:53:33.079 --> 01:53:38.119
Did he fight Foozy Tube yea and
he beat him? I think,

1566
01:53:38.399 --> 01:53:43.279
yeah, he did? He beat
him. Before I forget this. Before

1567
01:53:43.279 --> 01:53:45.680
I forget this, we got to
bring up the fact that we predicted the

1568
01:53:45.760 --> 01:53:49.039
last of us two on this show
before, Like I predicted it, you

1569
01:53:50.079 --> 01:53:54.359
well, you did you do it
though we didn't lead you to it.

1570
01:53:54.640 --> 01:53:57.640
But but Kingson, Kingson did nail
it right on the head. It's crazy.

1571
01:53:58.079 --> 01:54:00.560
If you go back and listen to
episode eighteen, which is the Katarino

1572
01:54:00.640 --> 01:54:04.000
episode, it's a little awkward now
because I've met her and she's very nice.

1573
01:54:04.239 --> 01:54:11.479
But but yeah, you're a boyfriend
number eight, Chris. That's right,

1574
01:54:12.279 --> 01:54:18.840
you're boyfriend number eight or nine.
If you go back to that episode,

1575
01:54:19.439 --> 01:54:23.279
Uh, leave that, leave that
silence. And by the way,

1576
01:54:23.520 --> 01:54:27.359
if you keep that, if you
go back to that episode. So we

1577
01:54:27.560 --> 01:54:29.840
we retweeted it, so if you
go back on socials you can find it

1578
01:54:30.079 --> 01:54:31.239
talking about it if it's if you're
listening to this recently. If not go

1579
01:54:31.319 --> 01:54:33.800
back to that episode, you'll find
it, I'm sure. But we were

1580
01:54:33.840 --> 01:54:40.119
talking about the Last of Us and
like how effective it wasn't being sad despite

1581
01:54:40.199 --> 01:54:43.960
being a video game, and like
Kingston nailed it on, like literally down

1582
01:54:44.000 --> 01:54:46.880
to the detail of just like it. So you didn't guess a golf club,

1583
01:54:46.920 --> 01:54:50.159
you guess the baseball bat. But
you did say basically that like,

1584
01:54:50.239 --> 01:54:57.560
oh, wouldn't it be crazy if
Joel got Nagand what happened that made me

1585
01:54:58.079 --> 01:55:01.680
still watching still makes me laugh,
bro, Like he got his ship fucking

1586
01:55:02.000 --> 01:55:06.279
juiced. Bro, it sounded like
somebody was stepping on gushers by the time

1587
01:55:08.520 --> 01:55:13.560
commercial that you said that, because
your intention was that it's so absurd.

1588
01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:17.079
This is obviously a joke. This
clearly is not what's gonna happen. This

1589
01:55:17.239 --> 01:55:25.119
is not fucking it's so low and
behold you think eighteen many many episodes,

1590
01:55:26.079 --> 01:55:30.840
is Neil Druckman a fan of the
Snark Tank? I can't imagine that that's

1591
01:55:30.880 --> 01:55:34.920
true. Although although Neil Druckman does
know Colin like Colin and Neil know each

1592
01:55:34.960 --> 01:55:39.680
other like proper, so the degree
of separation is very small. Maybe there's

1593
01:55:39.680 --> 01:55:42.199
a chance maybe we can get him
on. Do you think Sony pr would

1594
01:55:42.239 --> 01:55:46.920
let that? Absolutely? Oh,
we probably have to unlist a few episodes

1595
01:55:46.920 --> 01:55:49.960
and then we could do it.
Yeah, we have to unlist ninety percent

1596
01:55:50.039 --> 01:55:54.960
of our catalog and then maybe maybe
we'll get a shot at getting Neil Druckman

1597
01:55:55.000 --> 01:55:58.680
on to ask you about why he
chose to gusher Joel in the opening act

1598
01:55:58.720 --> 01:56:03.520
of Last of Us to Love he
got why did you think that was a

1599
01:56:03.560 --> 01:56:11.880
good idea? You dumb bitch?
That's crazy? Well, the thing that's

1600
01:56:12.279 --> 01:56:15.680
what makes it crazy is how quick
Because like the part of the joke,

1601
01:56:15.720 --> 01:56:17.039
that problem, part of what we
joked about was like, wouldn't it be

1602
01:56:17.039 --> 01:56:21.159
funny from the beginning of the next
game that happens, because that's ridiculous.

1603
01:56:21.680 --> 01:56:24.840
It would be fine if it led
up to that, but it was just

1604
01:56:24.960 --> 01:56:27.279
so immediate and you're like, all
right, well there's the thing. Was

1605
01:56:27.319 --> 01:56:30.359
like, okay, you had one
game prior, and the reason why people

1606
01:56:30.479 --> 01:56:33.600
liked that game was him, not
not Ellie. People like people were like,

1607
01:56:33.680 --> 01:56:36.840
Ellie's fine, but it wasn't like, oh man, this game would

1608
01:56:36.880 --> 01:56:41.680
suck without her. No. Actually, actually, well, I think the

1609
01:56:41.760 --> 01:56:47.239
relationship what made it, the relationship
between and I think Ellie's ruleanged. I

1610
01:56:47.479 --> 01:56:56.119
liked the relationship between you can it
My favorite part. My favorite part of

1611
01:56:56.119 --> 01:57:00.479
the Last of Us was shooting a
person in the leg and watching fall and

1612
01:57:00.560 --> 01:57:02.880
bleed out. That was my favorite
part of My favorite part is when you

1613
01:57:02.920 --> 01:57:08.720
get to kill the dogs. I
like when he killed the brown surgeon in

1614
01:57:08.800 --> 01:57:11.760
the first game and then he turns
white in the second game to make it

1615
01:57:11.880 --> 01:57:16.079
to make it more sympathetic. That's
crazy, which is wild if you're if

1616
01:57:16.079 --> 01:57:18.279
you really think about that, if
you really think about that, for like

1617
01:57:18.319 --> 01:57:23.119
even a handful of seconds, show
the other directions, show the other direction.

1618
01:57:23.520 --> 01:57:27.520
It made at least black. They
made a daughter of black to Carabar

1619
01:57:27.720 --> 01:57:30.680
more. Yeah, he was so
killable at the first game when he was

1620
01:57:30.960 --> 01:57:34.079
flack. But now, uh,
now we need him to be a good

1621
01:57:34.239 --> 01:57:39.119
character, so we're gonna make We're
gonna make it. It really is wild

1622
01:57:39.199 --> 01:57:43.319
and I love that. What a
missed opportunity for diversity. Man, I

1623
01:57:43.359 --> 01:57:48.039
don't understand that it is weird.
Yeah it is. It is very bizarre.

1624
01:57:50.319 --> 01:57:53.920
But but whatever I did, I
did love. I did love killing

1625
01:57:53.960 --> 01:57:59.000
the dogs as well, killings.
Good thing about the thing about that break

1626
01:57:59.000 --> 01:58:02.640
their necks, It's so funny,
that's true. Have you guys have you

1627
01:58:02.680 --> 01:58:08.600
guys played Mercenaries and Resident before recently? No? Not recently. I tried

1628
01:58:08.600 --> 01:58:12.560
it out when it when Uh the
name of the guy is the guy with

1629
01:58:12.640 --> 01:58:15.920
the mask on the one that he
is his ultimates he has like infinite AMMO.

1630
01:58:16.039 --> 01:58:19.279
But if he shoot arm and they
do like the flanked arm thing,

1631
01:58:19.359 --> 01:58:24.720
he goes and he snaps someone's neck
and he stays in frame a little too.

1632
01:58:24.960 --> 01:58:27.079
Hank, Hank. You're talking about
Hank right, And I'm like,

1633
01:58:27.359 --> 01:58:36.439
it's I don't know, Honk Honk. Probably probably Resident Evil Hank because there's

1634
01:58:36.520 --> 01:58:41.640
Honk and tofu. Oh yeah it's
Honk. Yeah, yeah, I read

1635
01:58:41.640 --> 01:58:45.760
it as Hank for some reason.
Right, someone's neck and it's funny when

1636
01:58:45.760 --> 01:58:47.359
it's like one of the women.
So he goes, he grabs and he

1637
01:58:47.439 --> 01:58:50.039
snaps the neck and he just in
frame for a little too long, and

1638
01:58:50.119 --> 01:58:57.479
he puts his hands down and really
he's slowly. He's slowly. That's a

1639
01:58:57.520 --> 01:59:00.520
fun mode, to be honest,
like it's it's it's pretty amazing. I

1640
01:59:00.600 --> 01:59:06.039
played regularly. I can't wait and
Resident Evil five remake bro Cheva the Red

1641
01:59:06.279 --> 01:59:12.319
Red Riding Hood Cheva Bro. So
let's let's get this last question. By

1642
01:59:12.319 --> 01:59:19.279
the way, I can't wait for
five, bro, I'm so excited,

1643
01:59:20.520 --> 01:59:25.039
excited. Like Wester's voice that they
showed at the end of four, I'm

1644
01:59:25.079 --> 01:59:27.439
be honest, I didn't like it. I didn't like that. But other

1645
01:59:27.479 --> 01:59:29.479
than that, I'm still I'm on. Chris. You know what we gotta

1646
01:59:29.520 --> 01:59:30.920
do, Chris, me and you
have to stream all of five together.

1647
01:59:31.760 --> 01:59:33.880
You know what you know we have
to do. We all have to stream

1648
01:59:33.920 --> 01:59:38.159
that together. We have to play
that whole game for one day, so

1649
01:59:38.520 --> 01:59:41.319
when it comes out, the day
comes out, like the Friday, we

1650
01:59:41.479 --> 01:59:44.479
all come together. We have to
beat that game in one sitting. It

1651
01:59:44.640 --> 01:59:48.920
might be too racious of a let's
play yes and one sitting we will,

1652
01:59:48.960 --> 01:59:51.119
we will report it, we will
stream it, we will sit down,

1653
01:59:51.159 --> 01:59:56.039
we will play the whole game together. I will do that because I'm so

1654
01:59:56.359 --> 01:59:59.840
dirty at that game. Brow to
do it. Yeah, we can do

1655
01:59:59.880 --> 02:00:01.640
it like almost like the inside gaming
guys would do it where they would have

1656
02:00:01.760 --> 02:00:04.960
like two people would two people would
play and then the other person would like

1657
02:00:05.039 --> 02:00:09.000
kind of like improv and riff with
with the people. I always I always

1658
02:00:09.039 --> 02:00:12.119
love that formula. The way they
did this ship that that's gonna you know,

1659
02:00:12.239 --> 02:00:15.279
that's gonna be such a legendary.
Got to do something like that,

1660
02:00:15.359 --> 02:00:16.640
Like why not, Yeah, let's
go. It's gonna be legendary. But

1661
02:00:16.720 --> 02:00:19.840
it's gonna be like we're gonna have
to put on Patreon only. We're gonna

1662
02:00:19.880 --> 02:00:23.520
say we got the thing. It's
like, we gotta we gotta all be

1663
02:00:23.560 --> 02:00:26.319
in the same room for that,
right, it will be around. We

1664
02:00:26.640 --> 02:00:29.640
gotta be in the same room for
that. Talks about what I'm gonna do

1665
02:00:29.760 --> 02:00:33.399
with My place is big. It's
big enough for all the be here,

1666
02:00:34.399 --> 02:00:39.760
and it's small enough that it wouldn't
get out of hand having a speed at

1667
02:00:39.800 --> 02:00:44.159
the same time, if that makes
any sense. That's perfectly sized. I

1668
02:00:44.239 --> 02:00:46.960
guess like my penis. All right, let's go all right, yeah,

1669
02:00:47.039 --> 02:00:53.640
let's get this uh out of the
way. Uh. Dear Mitchell hron and

1670
02:00:53.720 --> 02:00:58.199
he says, dear sex spite and
unpredictable first time patron, welcome, Welcome

1671
02:00:58.239 --> 02:01:01.359
aboard. But then let's I think, since episode zero released, if you

1672
02:01:01.439 --> 02:01:10.359
could add any existing fictional character to
a TV show, what character would it

1673
02:01:10.439 --> 02:01:14.000
be and what show? I would
add shot Uncle Ben to Always Sunny in

1674
02:01:14.039 --> 02:01:17.560
Philadelphia and do an episode where Frank
shoots him, not the first time,

1675
02:01:18.720 --> 02:01:21.199
that the first time he answers the
show as a shot Uncle Ben, but

1676
02:01:21.359 --> 02:01:26.079
he leaves the show as shot Uncle
Ben. So I love this premise because

1677
02:01:26.720 --> 02:01:30.399
any of the Always Sunny characters in
any other show would would cause such a

1678
02:01:30.600 --> 02:01:35.199
would be so that's so drastic of
a chick, Like I would love to

1679
02:01:35.239 --> 02:01:41.760
see Frank Reynolds in like The Walking
Dead or something. But oh my god,

1680
02:01:41.880 --> 02:01:46.359
that'd be so fucking amazing. He
would kill everybody. He would really

1681
02:01:46.520 --> 02:01:49.960
kill everybody. He would like turn
on everybody, like in the drop of

1682
02:01:50.039 --> 02:01:53.560
a dime, the drop of a
nye. He'd be like, He's so

1683
02:01:53.760 --> 02:01:56.279
amazing, Like would be like,
Frank, help me out here, be

1684
02:01:56.319 --> 02:01:59.359
like as a matter of fact,
chocolate lady and he shoot her in the

1685
02:01:59.479 --> 02:02:01.439
back. I gotta get out of
here, and he'd let me hobble off.

1686
02:02:01.560 --> 02:02:09.680
He would never go anyways. I
started blasting. Damn. That's that's

1687
02:02:09.720 --> 02:02:14.039
a fantastic idea right there. That's
I would love to have John Snow inside

1688
02:02:14.079 --> 02:02:20.039
of uh, inside of Parks and
wreck. That is insane. It would

1689
02:02:20.279 --> 02:02:25.359
be such a use. But it'd
be John Snow after he woke up from

1690
02:02:25.399 --> 02:02:30.399
the dead, so he'd wake up
there and he'd be like Walter White and

1691
02:02:30.439 --> 02:02:38.840
Peev's playhouse. There you go,
Walter White on Barney, I want sucking

1692
02:02:39.039 --> 02:02:44.119
uh, Mike armand Trout as zord
On. That'd be fun. Dude,

1693
02:02:44.520 --> 02:02:48.760
Oh my god, dude, walt
Or in the Power Rangers, Oh my

1694
02:02:49.079 --> 02:02:59.840
god, how I love the idea
of I don't the idea of him and

1695
02:02:59.880 --> 02:03:03.640
a Ranger suit, like, but
he still has the crushes. No,

1696
02:03:03.800 --> 02:03:06.840
he's but he has his moment,
has moments where I'm not gonna do I'm

1697
02:03:06.840 --> 02:03:13.399
not gonna do it. He has
moments where his body reacts violently, so

1698
02:03:13.520 --> 02:03:15.600
he's like, he's good, and
then in a moments where he's just like

1699
02:03:15.920 --> 02:03:18.359
ah, he does whatever he does
I'm not going to reenact it, but

1700
02:03:18.960 --> 02:03:23.720
like that kind of stuff. Rangers. Yeah, I'm trying to think of

1701
02:03:25.039 --> 02:03:28.560
Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Ruckus and Subuma
Fu or something like. I don't know,

1702
02:03:28.640 --> 02:03:34.560
there's like so many, there's so
going ranges. We had a good

1703
02:03:34.680 --> 02:03:48.119
thing going, but agreed rages Uncle
Rugless, Riley Freeman on like the Tellytubbies

1704
02:03:51.479 --> 02:03:56.439
Anywhere Riley Anywhere, No, No, no, Riley Freeman and Codleko.

1705
02:03:57.680 --> 02:04:02.000
Dude that because now only would that
work like esthetically speaking, because it's cartoon

1706
02:04:02.039 --> 02:04:06.560
to cartoon, but he would tear
that place asunder man like. He's so

1707
02:04:08.039 --> 02:04:17.399
disrespectful, bro, it's crazy.
He's such a disrespectful kid. Free did

1708
02:04:17.479 --> 02:04:21.520
you say Freezer in the Boon Dogs? He has no powers. It's not

1709
02:04:21.600 --> 02:04:24.960
a TV show, But I think
Freeze on Joe Rogan would go hard.

1710
02:04:25.359 --> 02:04:30.520
I think Frieza on. I think
Freezer. Have you have you seen I

1711
02:04:30.560 --> 02:04:33.760
did see so, I did see
it after I tweeted Freezing So I tweeted

1712
02:04:33.800 --> 02:04:38.520
Freezer would make an excellent podcaster,
like he would be like a very popular

1713
02:04:38.560 --> 02:04:42.359
podcast and then I saw that somebody
tweeted that image of him on Joe Rogan.

1714
02:04:42.720 --> 02:04:44.840
I thought it was so fucking funny. It's like, dude, he

1715
02:04:44.880 --> 02:04:47.279
would he would make a killing,
he would make a killing, like everybody

1716
02:04:47.279 --> 02:04:49.600
would support you be like, man, this guy's really telling it how it

1717
02:04:49.720 --> 02:04:56.880
is. He's like monk monk,
Monk came to Earth. Fou Nward meant

1718
02:04:56.960 --> 02:05:00.399
he would use that word for sure
easily. Yes, that's what question,

1719
02:05:00.079 --> 02:05:03.840
no question. It reminds me of
no question about it. Do you see

1720
02:05:03.840 --> 02:05:08.520
people like complaining that Freezer was racist? Did you see that? Is that?

1721
02:05:09.600 --> 02:05:11.920
Is that? Like? People?
People? People were like upset that,

1722
02:05:12.039 --> 02:05:15.319
like man, people like or somebody
was like, Freeze is my favorite

1723
02:05:15.359 --> 02:05:17.159
film. I love Freeza and then
people were like, how could you love

1724
02:05:17.479 --> 02:05:24.199
a racist character? And it's like, he's a villain, I mean one

1725
02:05:24.239 --> 02:05:27.079
of my favorite characters that ship.
I think Jamie Landers is one of the

1726
02:05:27.119 --> 02:05:30.680
best ranging characters of all time.
And he sucks. I mean, dude,

1727
02:05:30.720 --> 02:05:34.399
villainous villainous characters are awesome because they're
bad. That's like, like,

1728
02:05:34.960 --> 02:05:40.720
Jamie is not exactly a villain,
no, he he he's he's a useful

1729
02:05:40.760 --> 02:05:45.119
idiot. I don't say idiot,
he's I mean, you didn't read the

1730
02:05:45.159 --> 02:05:46.119
books, so you don't know.
You don't know everything. But yeah,

1731
02:05:46.880 --> 02:05:54.960
you know, maful idiot, same
thing with every comic book conversation you have

1732
02:05:55.039 --> 02:05:57.199
read. He's a little different.
He's different in the books, but not

1733
02:05:57.680 --> 02:06:01.920
radically. Yeah, he still didn't
Jamie Landing. Tri's harder to be good

1734
02:06:01.960 --> 02:06:09.640
in the books, so he really
uh, he makes a solid but he

1735
02:06:09.680 --> 02:06:14.880
still sus up all the time.
We can we can keep adding people to

1736
02:06:15.079 --> 02:06:16.800
TV shows for hours, So we're
gonna we're gonna nip this in the butt

1737
02:06:19.760 --> 02:06:29.720
morph morph. Everybody's sucking upset and
dyeing and fucking no. They got they

1738
02:06:29.800 --> 02:06:32.640
got rott foot they what they called
their foots soaked, so green. They

1739
02:06:32.680 --> 02:06:41.279
got, they got, they got
long, they got He's like that was

1740
02:06:41.319 --> 02:06:43.960
the wind of the day. You
know. The things are coming out dancing

1741
02:06:45.239 --> 02:06:46.600
so annoyed, like, oh my
god, why is this guy in here?

1742
02:06:47.000 --> 02:06:49.680
My granddad's there. My granddad's like, I really want to die.

1743
02:06:50.319 --> 02:06:59.239
I don't want to be here no
more. Cheer up. Here's that's that's

1744
02:06:59.279 --> 02:07:15.640
that's that's Did you see that they
used fucking white phosphorus? Yes, remember

1745
02:07:15.840 --> 02:07:23.359
over it's over there. The Geneva
Convention is just a suggestion, Geneva suggestions.

1746
02:07:23.399 --> 02:07:27.600
That is what they're famously called dude, we we and we lost.

1747
02:07:27.640 --> 02:07:32.600
Still Isn't that crazy? Isn't that
crazy? We still lost? We tried

1748
02:07:32.640 --> 02:07:35.439
to do, they just still did. Anyway, we still lost. People

1749
02:07:35.560 --> 02:07:40.720
lost their sounds like revision is a
little history to me. You better read

1750
02:07:40.800 --> 02:07:46.199
up on your fucking material. Gay
lord, let's move on. Alright,

1751
02:07:46.279 --> 02:07:55.399
that's it. We're two hours,
okay, I guess they're screwed. The

1752
02:07:55.479 --> 02:08:01.079
lights to go off, and he
wheels it, he wheels, He wheels

1753
02:08:01.119 --> 02:08:03.760
in a couch made out of He
wheels in the couch made out of the

1754
02:08:03.840 --> 02:08:09.000
skin of Vietnamese children, and it
and it starts talking, and it still

1755
02:08:09.079 --> 02:08:13.399
has teeth. It has it has
it has like you know how in dragon

1756
02:08:13.439 --> 02:08:18.479
Ball when people fuse, it has
like two voices in the same It's got

1757
02:08:18.560 --> 02:08:26.680
like seventy It's got like seventy different
voices. Set me free. Only fire

1758
02:08:26.760 --> 02:08:37.720
can kill me. Pee wee.
We went fair and square. Let's let's

1759
02:08:39.720 --> 02:08:45.439
oh my god, now he's really
uh. Let's let's move on. Let's

1760
02:08:45.439 --> 02:08:48.880
move on, let's let's go let's
let's read read the names. Count me

1761
02:08:48.960 --> 02:08:58.680
down three two one. A lovingly
crafted animation of Arthur Morgan skinning a grape

1762
02:08:58.199 --> 02:09:03.880
with surgical tools as he violently weeps
and prays to allah. Wow, that

1763
02:09:05.039 --> 02:09:09.000
was a mouthful. Man. Why
do you have your bedroom say your prayers?

1764
02:09:09.239 --> 02:09:15.640
Little cumb don't forget my com to
include every com I tuck you in

1765
02:09:15.960 --> 02:09:22.800
warm seamen till the sandman he comes
sleep. Interer gay man. That's the

1766
02:09:22.880 --> 02:09:31.239
next one, intergay man. Because
because I'm eating eating healthier, he's pouring

1767
02:09:31.319 --> 02:09:37.760
salt all over his fucking there's no
pea because I don't need all that extra

1768
02:09:37.880 --> 02:09:43.439
protein. Sir? Are you eating
a bread sandwich, rice cake, a

1769
02:09:43.479 --> 02:09:46.880
peanut butter on that thing? But
it sounds wrong? Jesus Christ? All

1770
02:09:46.960 --> 02:09:52.840
right, let's uh where was I? I'm the Man with the Cock by

1771
02:09:52.000 --> 02:09:58.760
Alison Chains Oh, Alsie Gaze,
nice lyrics and bio. I'm sorry,

1772
02:09:58.800 --> 02:10:07.920
miss Jackson, I am so gay. I just like to suck some penis

1773
02:10:09.000 --> 02:10:13.199
down. He came directly into my
brown. I'm sorry, miss Jackson,

1774
02:10:13.920 --> 02:10:20.640
brain, I am so gay.
That's lyrics right there, John. I

1775
02:10:20.760 --> 02:10:22.560
listened to every episode of the snark
Tank podcast. At all I got was

1776
02:10:22.600 --> 02:10:30.720
this lousy dick transform and sad in
a chemistry PhD program? Would you read

1777
02:10:30.760 --> 02:10:33.840
it on the podcast if I left
the high speed lyrics from rap Gade in

1778
02:10:33.880 --> 02:10:41.039
the Patreon comments love cmenem no no, that would add like an entire three

1779
02:10:41.159 --> 02:10:46.159
minutes to the show, Like no
for one name, No, the only,

1780
02:10:46.640 --> 02:10:50.680
the only saving grace. The only
reason I'm even entertaining the idea to

1781
02:10:50.760 --> 02:10:54.960
read all your names out in the
first place is because Patreon limits your names

1782
02:10:54.000 --> 02:10:58.119
to only be so long. They're
still long, but god damn it.

1783
02:10:58.199 --> 02:11:03.479
At least it's like it if I
started taking comments into account and fuck no,

1784
02:11:03.920 --> 02:11:07.079
no way, we'd be here forever. That would be the whole show

1785
02:11:07.560 --> 02:11:11.039
at a certain point. Hello,
Chris, in front of you, there's

1786
02:11:11.079 --> 02:11:15.479
a vice grip. Considering you've seen
the hole cut in your pants, you

1787
02:11:15.640 --> 02:11:20.479
know what to do. Imagine a
single flaming hot cheeto stuck in your urethra.

1788
02:11:22.239 --> 02:11:37.319
Imagine imagine this wonder, Imagine the
hot che in your urethra. That

1789
02:11:37.000 --> 02:11:50.000
imagine all the don't this flamingo in
me, little pee ho ringo, suck

1790
02:11:50.079 --> 02:12:03.920
it out the taste of as out
of the eth I'm quite honest, that's

1791
02:12:03.600 --> 02:12:07.680
that accent man. That accent man
is crazy. He does not sound like

1792
02:12:07.720 --> 02:12:09.880
that. I think it would be
a lot funnier if he did, But

1793
02:12:11.560 --> 02:12:16.039
listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism
me too. Baller of the first sin,

1794
02:12:16.600 --> 02:12:20.800
there goes my homo. Watch him
as she blows gape with aid of

1795
02:12:20.920 --> 02:12:26.399
the machine. What I don't even
know that I don't know. Two episodes

1796
02:12:26.439 --> 02:12:37.800
remaining, be afraid. We're not
gonna touch is this We're not We're not

1797
02:12:37.920 --> 02:12:54.319
gonna touch his We're not gone.
No, we love balls. There are

1798
02:12:54.479 --> 02:13:07.319
gonna suck. Yes, yeah,
yeah something, We'll figure it, we'll

1799
02:13:07.359 --> 02:13:13.800
work shop it, jolly old dipshit
Johnny Silvercock, cypherograph, ball twister machine.

1800
02:13:13.760 --> 02:13:18.680
If you like God, my throat
is it's get dry here. If

1801
02:13:18.720 --> 02:13:22.079
you like penis a lot of getting
talk in the rain. If you're not

1802
02:13:22.119 --> 02:13:24.720
into yo girl and you love anal
pain, the only star Tank patient to

1803
02:13:24.760 --> 02:13:28.720
both justifiably and veribably shot and killed
not just one but two people. Uh

1804
02:13:28.000 --> 02:13:33.159
uh, I don't know. Is
this the real life? Is this?

1805
02:13:35.199 --> 02:13:41.199
Here we go? Is this the
real life? Is this just man pussy

1806
02:13:41.439 --> 02:13:50.079
caught in his ass tight no escape
from this side of It's not bad,

1807
02:13:50.159 --> 02:13:52.960
Honestly, it's really well written to
me, to be completely honest, well

1808
02:13:54.039 --> 02:13:56.319
done. Rhyme in there, fantasy
and man pussy is pretty fucking good.

1809
02:13:56.560 --> 02:14:03.159
That's a plus right there. Pretty
good. That's workable for sure. However,

1810
02:14:03.159 --> 02:14:05.399
it's Mahamian Rhapsody and I refuse to
touch it. I pay twenty five

1811
02:14:05.439 --> 02:14:09.520
dollars a month to say it with
the voice. Adrian gets a glass.

1812
02:14:09.720 --> 02:14:13.479
Adrian, get a glass. I
want to see it. I still know

1813
02:14:13.479 --> 02:14:16.439
what that means? What is that? Am I missing a reference with that?

1814
02:14:16.760 --> 02:14:20.960
Uh? Adrian? I don't know
if I have no idea, I

1815
02:14:20.000 --> 02:14:22.800
don't know, Like I just all
I know is that, get a glass

1816
02:14:22.840 --> 02:14:26.840
I want to see. Just sounds
like the you know that Japanese table thing

1817
02:14:26.880 --> 02:14:30.960
where they ship on the tables,
the you know I'm talking about the Japanese

1818
02:14:30.960 --> 02:14:33.479
business. Dudes would sit under lay
under a table and then like they would

1819
02:14:33.479 --> 02:14:37.600
have the escorts ship on the top
of the glass. Yeah. Yeah,

1820
02:14:37.600 --> 02:14:45.840
that's that's standard. Yeah, it's
definitely standard. I have any in fact

1821
02:14:45.920 --> 02:14:52.680
that is crazy like that has honestly
been like of all the fetishes in my

1822
02:14:54.199 --> 02:14:56.479
that I've ever seen, that has
been the one that has completely confused me

1823
02:14:56.680 --> 02:15:01.000
on every level where I'm like,
look, man, you need to be

1824
02:15:01.119 --> 02:15:03.239
Probably I'm not gonna say you need
to be killed, but I feel it

1825
02:15:03.800 --> 02:15:13.159
anyway. Let's let's move on.
Transport Transport Stars Chromosomes x Y Transport Stars

1826
02:15:13.279 --> 02:15:16.079
Penis and this what what? What
is this song? What is this?

1827
02:15:18.119 --> 02:15:31.359
Transporting Stars chroma so why Transport Transport
Stars Penis? This guy's that's that took

1828
02:15:31.399 --> 02:15:35.479
a second? Oh fuck, it
hit me. The second had hit me.

1829
02:15:35.399 --> 02:15:39.159
It got it goes pretty hard.
The half gay trot that is in

1830
02:15:39.279 --> 02:15:43.680
Chris's closet. Help come in my
ass. You're drilling, You're drilling me.

1831
02:15:43.720 --> 02:15:46.640
All I want is your ooze Caucasian
container, The crackle brow for gays,

1832
02:15:46.760 --> 02:15:50.319
tinfoil tyrant, learning voodoo with magic
to keep Diane Feinstein in office,

1833
02:15:50.399 --> 02:15:54.760
putting black face on my light bulbs. Guys, the Crazy Frog song has

1834
02:15:54.800 --> 02:16:00.279
four billion views. Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, swallow up my peeni uh b see

1835
02:16:00.720 --> 02:16:05.520
sings. Weren't you the one who
tried to fuck in my intestines? You

1836
02:16:05.640 --> 02:16:11.560
think you'd bend over, think you'd
spread my ass out wide? I don't

1837
02:16:11.600 --> 02:16:16.159
know. It's getting harder and harder
for me to read. Math is like

1838
02:16:16.199 --> 02:16:18.439
drying out. She piped it on
my pip up possums. Better at skating?

1839
02:16:20.119 --> 02:16:26.359
Uh, listening to you breathe but
gay, Oh come on, what

1840
02:16:26.760 --> 02:16:30.560
but when I fuck you, I
can cream so much better, harder than

1841
02:16:30.640 --> 02:16:35.440
before with my ass in the air
and ice great so I wrote a long

1842
02:16:35.520 --> 02:16:41.840
time ago. Thanks every time every
time you say j f G, I

1843
02:16:41.920 --> 02:16:43.319
think of the YouTuber j f J. I don't know who that is.

1844
02:16:45.639 --> 02:16:50.479
JFG. I think that's the only
thing that I could Yeah, that's the

1845
02:16:50.520 --> 02:16:56.559
only thing I can do. I
guess maybe I do not. That is,

1846
02:16:56.079 --> 02:17:00.719
as long as you have a subscribe
to the snark that thank Patreon.

1847
02:17:00.920 --> 02:17:03.879
Oh, thanks Jeff, thanks for
joining us today. No problem, Grease.

1848
02:17:03.440 --> 02:17:09.319
I love your show because it is
better than everything I've ever done.

1849
02:17:09.680 --> 02:17:13.239
And I am said, and I
killed my wife. I kill her.

1850
02:17:13.360 --> 02:17:16.760
I shoot her in hand in the
back of the woods. That's crazy.

1851
02:17:16.879 --> 02:17:18.920
Jf Wow, that's crazy that you
would come in here and join us in

1852
02:17:18.920 --> 02:17:22.760
the middle of our credits to admit
to that. Or is there anything else

1853
02:17:22.799 --> 02:17:26.040
you'd you'd like to say specifically to
the audio listeners because the video listeners know

1854
02:17:26.079 --> 02:17:31.280
you're not actually here. It's like, yes, I do. I also

1855
02:17:31.559 --> 02:17:37.639
fuck we do not have kids.
I make them up for text purposes and

1856
02:17:37.239 --> 02:17:43.000
to confuse the government. That's crazy. All right bye, Jeff, thanks

1857
02:17:43.040 --> 02:17:45.559
for joining us. That's good.
That was Jeff Garape. He just joined

1858
02:17:45.600 --> 02:17:50.520
it in the middle right when he
was brought up. It's crazy you don't

1859
02:17:50.520 --> 02:17:54.520
watch the video though, because there's
something something's weird about it, something like

1860
02:17:54.600 --> 02:17:58.280
he doesn't his video doesn't his video
doesn't show up in the video version,

1861
02:17:58.360 --> 02:18:03.440
and for whatever reason, when he
talks, there's like an audio glitch where

1862
02:18:03.159 --> 02:18:07.959
it's making my mouth. It sinks
my mouth to what he's saying. So,

1863
02:18:09.479 --> 02:18:11.000
uh, yes, it's best if
you listen to the audio and not

1864
02:18:11.200 --> 02:18:13.559
watch the video because the video is
gonna be confusing for you. Okay,

1865
02:18:15.120 --> 02:18:28.680
uh, just yet, spin facts. I hope Swen gets Oh yeah,

1866
02:18:28.760 --> 02:18:35.399
we're gonna get viola one day.
Yeah. Actually, did I say last

1867
02:18:35.399 --> 02:18:39.719
time you look like a Gateway computer? Yeah? They should. They should

1868
02:18:39.760 --> 02:18:41.520
make petos where GoPros and prisons.
You can see what happens, and I

1869
02:18:41.559 --> 02:18:46.000
think they would be neat Star Coffee
on twitch, bitch the core refreshing taste

1870
02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:48.719
of a forty five in my mouth. Been blowing loads of guys in a

1871
02:18:48.799 --> 02:18:54.719
game man's I've been blowing loads of
guys living in the gay man's Paradise.

1872
02:18:58.239 --> 02:19:03.280
Get dogs of every side. It's
living in the gay Man's Paradise. It's

1873
02:19:03.319 --> 02:19:11.680
pretty good. That's pretty bussy,
and some penis semen after semen, even

1874
02:19:11.799 --> 02:19:18.719
on the weekends, looking dude,
dude, honestly, that would be a

1875
02:19:18.760 --> 02:19:22.920
good one to do. Paradise.
Coolio's death was like crazy, but like

1876
02:19:24.000 --> 02:19:26.399
I'm from the East, so I
was like, dang, that's unfortunate.

1877
02:19:26.799 --> 02:19:31.120
But like now we're free to do
it because he's not gonna. He's not

1878
02:19:31.159 --> 02:19:35.319
gonna because he he seems so upset
at weird Al for doing that homage Paradise,

1879
02:19:37.120 --> 02:19:39.639
and now he's dead, so he
can't be upset at us. We'll

1880
02:19:39.719 --> 02:19:43.239
make it up. Is that Games's
Paradise is like a song about a serious

1881
02:19:43.239 --> 02:19:48.879
struggle, and then like we'd made
Paradise is a complete fucking mockery of that

1882
02:19:48.280 --> 02:19:52.239
song. That's the thing that was
the thing I mean, I mean,

1883
02:19:52.319 --> 02:19:54.879
there's a lot of songs that are
personal to the people who write them,

1884
02:19:56.079 --> 02:19:58.520
you know what I mean. It's
like it doesn't really, it doesn't mean

1885
02:19:58.559 --> 02:20:01.200
they can't be like I really made
this song about like my head like that,

1886
02:20:01.319 --> 02:20:03.520
and then like all of a sudden, right now makes like a very

1887
02:20:03.600 --> 02:20:07.600
silly version like it has, but
it was just like, oh man,

1888
02:20:11.920 --> 02:20:18.360
yeah, fuck you turning lots of
butter. I love that song. What

1889
02:20:18.479 --> 02:20:20.799
I love about that song too,
was like that video is really impressive to

1890
02:20:20.840 --> 02:20:24.680
me because he has that whole backward
sequence where he like lips. I think

1891
02:20:24.719 --> 02:20:31.360
that's that's genuinely like damn, that's
like fuck, that's like really that's really

1892
02:20:31.479 --> 02:20:33.879
hard to do. Yes, something's
really impressive when I can't figure out how

1893
02:20:33.920 --> 02:20:37.079
to do it right away. When
I'm like, yeah, oh I know,

1894
02:20:37.280 --> 02:20:39.200
I need I think about this.
Yeah, you have to like really

1895
02:20:39.239 --> 02:20:41.639
think. It's like, damn,
you have to memorize the song in reverse.

1896
02:20:43.239 --> 02:20:46.280
That's I don't know, man,
that's it's a lot. Shout out

1897
02:20:46.280 --> 02:20:52.639
to Weird Alt and Dead Coolio uh, transferm Gremlin Uh exclusing people with lactose

1898
02:20:52.639 --> 02:20:56.520
and tolerance to ninety million rodotens of
ivionizing radiation. USh not Vin Penn,

1899
02:20:58.280 --> 02:21:01.159
the Angelic DM my Anaconda, don't
none unless you got a nuts. Hun

1900
02:21:01.479 --> 02:21:03.520
Craig, the Canadian Richard Fisting.
Will never give the Snark Boys. Uh,

1901
02:21:03.760 --> 02:21:07.799
We'll never forgive the Snark Boys for
not asking Jack about the Top ten

1902
02:21:07.920 --> 02:21:09.639
farts video. I didn't I didn't
know, about that video. We'll ask

1903
02:21:09.680 --> 02:21:13.719
him next time. I remember it. It's your boy, Shawne. It's

1904
02:21:13.719 --> 02:21:16.520
your boy, Shawne. D I'm
sure I'll see him soon. Derek,

1905
02:21:16.959 --> 02:21:20.719
this is your last warning. Stop
coming in my pancake batter Uh school shootings,

1906
02:21:20.799 --> 02:21:24.680
bro prove white people are the best
at AoE damage. Ben and Jerry's

1907
02:21:24.680 --> 02:21:30.360
Funky Monkey Dracula Flow. Got that
Pinocchio Dick, Tell my bitch, I'm

1908
02:21:30.440 --> 02:21:35.520
faithful, then I fit fucker like
I meant it. That's awesome. I

1909
02:21:35.559 --> 02:21:39.879
don't know if that's actual Jacula Flow, but that sounds fucking pristine. Dude,

1910
02:21:39.959 --> 02:21:43.239
that's not that's that level. You
know, that's that level. Man,

1911
02:21:43.319 --> 02:21:46.280
You could write for a Dracula Flow. You should apply. Tell my

1912
02:21:46.440 --> 02:21:50.760
bitch I'm faithful, then fucker like
I mean. I got that Pinocchio Dick.

1913
02:21:52.360 --> 02:21:54.520
Tell my bitch I'm faithful, Then
I fuck her like I meant it.

1914
02:21:56.319 --> 02:22:01.159
Dress is this a crazy like?
That man needs to be fought,

1915
02:22:01.280 --> 02:22:05.319
but no one could beat him.
You know he's unbeatable. He's an unbeatable

1916
02:22:05.360 --> 02:22:11.000
feller for sure. I still haven't
gotten this call, which is concerning slurping,

1917
02:22:11.079 --> 02:22:13.200
stroke and smoking joking. Three XO
buying raycons in twenty twenty and them

1918
02:22:13.200 --> 02:22:16.440
shocking my ear and ceasing functions shortly
after the warranty expired. Emoticon's going like

1919
02:22:16.479 --> 02:22:20.639
this morning Outlet Keith David, Drip
mh Return of Drip, Keith David voice

1920
02:22:20.639 --> 02:22:24.319
Private Olan, hurry up and put
your balls in my ass. Obi wants

1921
02:22:24.360 --> 02:22:26.600
to blow me. Docks me,
stalk me, docks me, my friend,

1922
02:22:26.760 --> 02:22:30.799
stalk me, stalk me again,
rape mnd Obama sung by Jackson Bottom

1923
02:22:30.799 --> 02:22:41.239
War for three Jack Films. Uh
yeah, docs me stalk me so dumb.

1924
02:22:41.920 --> 02:22:45.319
I'm a dog. I'm biting at
the fart bubbles in the back gay

1925
02:22:45.399 --> 02:22:50.079
piece. Uh uh fucking police coming
hard as I thrust in pound avvy give

1926
02:22:50.120 --> 02:22:52.559
it all by rise against, I
suck them down. Now there's a reason

1927
02:22:52.600 --> 02:23:00.399
why I cream Uh gadio gadiohead creep
tune. Oh man, I'm I'm a

1928
02:23:00.600 --> 02:23:11.479
queer baby. That's oasis for god
damn it. What the I'm a queer?

1929
02:23:11.479 --> 02:23:13.559
I'm a weirdo. What the hell
of my bust in wagelea five eighty

1930
02:23:13.559 --> 02:23:16.120
three? I feel gay? Fuck
you The Penie Brothers in Porium of realistic

1931
02:23:16.159 --> 02:23:20.440
came and Chunley thigh shaped neck pillows, self tightening souls separately, donk doctors

1932
02:23:20.479 --> 02:23:22.159
and quiet pupil Uh, you've got
to pay the troll sold to get into

1933
02:23:22.159 --> 02:23:24.159
the boys whole Gay six. I'm
him, I've been him, I will

1934
02:23:24.200 --> 02:23:26.799
continue to be him. Let's all
go down on penis. I'm gay.

1935
02:23:26.920 --> 02:23:31.799
I'm gay. Let's all go down
on dicking balls and come inside our overalls.

1936
02:23:31.879 --> 02:23:33.760
I'm gay, I'm gay. I
don't know what that is. Tell

1937
02:23:33.799 --> 02:23:39.239
him, Steve Dave me, I
mean lesbian. I'm high on twelve.

1938
02:23:39.319 --> 02:23:41.559
Jason Bourns look going to beat the
come out of a thick fresh oak.

1939
02:23:43.000 --> 02:23:46.760
John Strickland Armored whole sex, Fires
of rubbing cocks Marks eighteen eighty nine.

1940
02:23:46.799 --> 02:23:50.920
I must be Osama the way I
tally these bands. That's good. That's

1941
02:23:50.959 --> 02:23:56.840
a good fucking. That's a good
bar man. I gotta say that's sick.

1942
02:23:56.799 --> 02:24:01.120
That's good fucking. I'm fire.
That sounds like stolen. Yeah,

1943
02:24:01.120 --> 02:24:03.120
I don't want to give you too
much credit because that could be stolen.

1944
02:24:03.159 --> 02:24:09.440
But like, if that's not soleen, then damn dude. Yeah, they

1945
02:24:09.440 --> 02:24:11.159
don't be biting, bro, we
don't be biting people. Ship. So

1946
02:24:11.280 --> 02:24:16.799
you got like if you've had very
good, very good, and I don't

1947
02:24:16.799 --> 02:24:22.879
believe any of our fans on that
special We'll find out. We'll find out.

1948
02:24:24.399 --> 02:24:26.399
First search of feed David, featuring
a sick beat created by the beeping

1949
02:24:26.479 --> 02:24:30.920
video of that horse falling off the
bridge. Women they can't speak If the

1950
02:24:31.000 --> 02:24:33.719
best heads and then mounds gotta be
good for something pre raz Blake eight nine

1951
02:24:33.799 --> 02:24:35.079
six, Hideo Kajamas screaming the N
word at the top of as lung,

1952
02:24:35.079 --> 02:24:39.280
as well promoting death stranding to getting
suspended from school from mispronouncing that one African

1953
02:24:39.360 --> 02:24:43.879
country, Trish from accounting Alaskan oil
field trash, Texas tater salad. I

1954
02:24:43.959 --> 02:24:46.399
drank pur pise out of another man's
balls, Sue Hulk, take all my

1955
02:24:46.440 --> 02:24:50.600
ass hair is Nikki Ziggy Chris,
it's me Marcus again. I know you

1956
02:24:50.639 --> 02:24:52.440
are still in a coma, but
I need you to get your eight foot

1957
02:24:52.440 --> 02:24:56.200
tall ass back in the fight.
Emoticons going like this, Ramirez last Condom,

1958
02:24:56.239 --> 02:25:00.399
make it count, Uh Jackson DuPont, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek Cunt,

1959
02:25:00.680 --> 02:25:05.200
cat cut Cutter Wreck, Final,
Gods of Uh, Final God of

1960
02:25:05.280 --> 02:25:09.639
gains Uh ethere in Pagerian Hunter Melpus
won the angriest Crown in his way to

1961
02:25:09.639 --> 02:25:11.360
Texas. I'm coming for you know
who you are, and it is always

1962
02:25:11.399 --> 02:25:16.799
running out of our list. King
of Haphazard Woo, it's gonna fink out

1963
02:25:16.840 --> 02:25:20.360
here. I'm hungry. Come fuck, I'm so hungry. Come fuck my,

1964
02:25:22.280 --> 02:25:24.399
I just woke I literally woke up
immediately to do this, So I'm

1965
02:25:24.399 --> 02:25:26.879
gonna eat punk ass