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little so there's a lot that we should get into. But before we were
talking, we were talking a little bit before the show started about because Derek
apparently canceled his Spotify because Spotify Premium raised their price. Yeah, and now
he's considering rejoining because it's because it's apparently impossible impossible to use. I haven't
used Spotify free since like twenty twelve when I was working at Sears, so
I can't even fathom how different it was, but I remember it being fine,
That's what I remember. I remember. The only thing that I couldn't
do was like listen to songs in like an exact order. Like you can
still have like a but if you have like five songs on a playlist,
you could just play that playlist and you basically be able to You basically had
control of what you were listening to. I don't know what it is.
I don't know what the hell it is. And you can still do stuff
like that to a certain extent, right, the thing is okay. So
the ads are I think way more aggressive. The ads are way more aggressive,
which is they beat you up. You can only they will, I
think you can only and every hour you can only skip six songs. So
if you were trying to skim through things, like say like me, since
I'm involved in music, I'm kind of fucking round with a lot of stuff
and listen to a lot of albums sometimes I'm skimming through shit. You can't.
Yeah, you absolutely can't do that at all. You can't. Well,
first of all, you can't even select. You can't even just listen
to an album, right, Like if you go on an artist, it
shuffles their entire catalog. So if somebody drops a new album, you can't
even listen to it. And I was like, oh, this is completely
unusable. This remember that that was a thing. But apparently that's crazy.
I don't. It feels it's it's so shady, man, Like it's it's
like a YouTube YouTube Premium one of the options. It's like, okay,
if you can now close the video and just listen to the audio, that's
an like why is that not just a default fucking option, Like why is
that not just a feature that is always YouTube? But no, no,
they will put that behind a paywall. It's it's so fucking dirty. They'll
do it. But I'm specifically paying for it to not have ads, you
know what I'm saying, Like it's specifically for that, not for that.
It makes me mad that that's a paywall. Yes, yeah, YouTube YouTube
Premium and Spotify Premium are probably the only the only subscription services that I never
even remotely consider cutting because I'm just like, I'm not I'm never gonna be
able to use these things otherwise, Like I can't sit through I can't sit
through a million ads YouTube premium you to premium to be fair, it's actually
pretty solid, Like there's like a lot of good shit about it, and
the money does go to the people that you're watching. That the money's pretty
good. If you if you break down the money you see the premium,
You're like, wow, that is a significant amount of money. Yeah,
it works, I think, But but Spotify, Like the thing is,
like I've considered going over to Apple Music because Apple Music does sound better.
Like it Like you go over there and you compare the two. If you
can listen to a song on Apple Music versus Spotify Premium or whatever, like
it is, it does sound significantly better on Apple, does it really?
But I feel I feel like you haven't. Oh no, but it's interesting.
I've compared it. I've compared it directly and I noticed it. I'm
like, that does sound better, but like, does it sound so much
better than I'm willing to go through eleven to twelve years of history on Spotify
to recreate my playlist. Ah yeah, no, no, not yeah,
I did consider that. I didn't consider that all the playlists I have.
Yeah, dude, I have so many. I have so many songs on
these playlists, some of them that are just like just not even available elsewhere.
And it's just like you know what, I know. I know Apple
is full of exclusive songs, so like full of exclusive songs. The title
no, no Apple. Apple has a bunch of title remember remember when what
is it? But jay Z was like, I'm gonna put on the title
lonely title, put it on Spotify. Yeah, people, people, people
were going to try to get his music. It is that people came.
He just was like, I can just make I'm just not making money for
no reason. On the side, he was like, I can make money
by doing this because it's it's dumb put money in one plate, Like it's
like, why would you do that. You make money over here doing that
other thing. But my ego, SAYSTEM exclusivity is crazy. Yeah, it's
just it's pretty nuts. I hate that and I can't it is. So
you know, when you talk about like the Screen Actors Guild and the and
the Writers Actor League, or whatever the fuck they call themselves or whatever.
You know, those people, they're represented and they're always they're fighting, and
they're they're they're getting things done. On the music side, nothing's happening at
all or the the I would let me tell you this, I haven't made
a ton of streams, but let's just say I don't know, I've definitely
let's just say, like a forty five fifty thousand streams on Spotify has landed
me, like I don't know, twenty dollars or something, you know what
I mean? Like music, music is dead man music. Music Making money
from music like proper hasn't been a thing in like fifty years. Dude.
Yeah, it's it's one of those money the balance of when you see like
how much like just think about how much money they have to throw around a
Joe Rogan, like he got hundreds of millions of dollars. A Bill Simmons,
He's another person that got hundreds of millions of dollars just podcasting, and
they just refuse to just pay artists both. It's because because of so many
things, though, like it's not it's not simply just them not paying art
there's a lot of it's for a multitude of reasons. It is because podcasts
are long form and they keep people on the platform longer. That is also
part of it. But like, then, what this scular artist does,
it is crazy. It is crazy when you consider the fact that, like
they make so little money that I really think about this for a moment.
Some of the most famous acts in the world are still like people who were
like big in the seventies are still touring. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I really can't imagine that they're touring because they want to. Oh yeah yeah,
just for like, oh man, I love going from because at a
certain point, dude, if you've been touring since the seventies, you're not
seeing anything new anymore. Like you've seen the world. There's nothing left to
see at that point. Every person you've met, every single kind of person
you've met, every single you've seen, every single culture you've been to,
every single venue, Like, what is there left except maybe like maybe they're
holding out hope that they can go to like North Korea or China and tour,
Like I don't know what the hell they're doing, but like there's nothing
left to see, So there's no way they're doing it because they love it.
It's because it makes the money. It's because they have to because like
they can't make money off streams and merch and merch sales where you make money,
yeah, yeah, that's because the only way as an artist, and
if you're small it is touring. Sometimes you have to even think like,
oh, I don't think it's worth it because it's so fucking expensive to tour
and so so trying to find that balance. Man, it's it's so difficult.
I'm gonna I've just logged into my Uh I use distro Kid. I
mean using district Kid like uh, if I was just doing purely covers,
I would use Jonathan Young turned me on too sound Something's sound drop. Uh.
But that's like they specialize in doing covers and it's and it's free to
upload to it. Dist Okay, you just paid twenty bucks a year or
whatever, but I just want to show you total. So in total,
like after they take the money from me, they take their cut. I've
been on distro kid for three years. I've made five hundred and ninety four
dollars. Like that's just now. My numbers aren't extravagant, right, but
the let's say there's my numbers that I do have, uh, and that
the little amount of money that I do have, It's still like the the
ratio is is fucking insanity. Were like, say, when you think about
how many people have listened to these things? How many like say when people
used to buy records, for example, when you think about this many people
listening to your records and how much money that would generate and versus the streams,
it's so fucking astronomically different. Now, yeah, the labels would still
take most of the money, but you would still get a little bit more
well depending I guess, depending on what type of contract you had. But
it not three sixty deals is fucking I they exist in general. It's crazy.
Yeah, it's it's it's so predatory man. But yeah, but what
happened is this, right when when somebody becomes famous as a musician, Right,
what happens is that these are the things that go on, right you
become famous. What happened is a record label gives you X amount of dollars
to be They always give you less than what your song is worth. So
I would they give you like if you have a like a bang up song
like post Malone, He made White Ivers White iverson Right label gave him a
million dollars that was easily like a five million dollar worth song. They gave
him that. That's the money you get to like make yourself look fly,
move into a nice place, pay for studio time. You have to pay
them back that money. Yeah happens. You have to pay them back that
money. You sign and they give you an advance and you have to make
you have to pay them money back, pay them back that money. If
you don't pay them back that money, you'll make your music until they get
that money back on from you. Yeah, the right group from you.
TLC. You know you guys know TLC, obviously you know TLC. Yes,
they're completely broke, Like they had some of the biggest singles in R
and B in the world and they have absolutely no money. Just for an
example. It's fucking crazy that that's why it's so much better to go independent
and hopefully you can just open your patroon or something where the services work in
the way that they take a small percentage and not the other way around,
like the record labels would take ninety percent and then they would give you ten
percent of like a sale, like all right, for each dollar for each
for each CD, you'll get like a dollar and they'll they'll keep most of
it, and it's like, shouldn't it be the fucking opposite what happens.
What happens is that people learned that record labels hate that that happened. But
people learned that and the conventional internet, like people like Joey Badass, one
of my fair rappers. He was independent until he signed a He signed a
collaborative deal with Sony, So now that him and Sony owned, pro Error
is owned by him. But whenever he makes an album what you call it,
Sony will help fund the album. You have to collab spider Man,
right, huh? You have to collab a spider Man. No. I
wish you did. That'd be fucking cool as shit. But the didn't tell
us what I hate. I'm not a big fan of tail Us with music
at all. I think she's the ultimate, She's the ultimate nepple Baby as
an artist. But that girl is a genius. She's an absolute genius.
She she literally saw her Labey used to own her music. What she did
was she re recorded her whole entire catalog, all of it independently. So
now that she owns all of her music. One Now, that's not genius.
That's just she has resources to do that. All those do that.
It's it's still genius, still smart to do that. But she and I
wouldn't say genius. It's smart that it's definitely the smartest. Which artists genius.
I'll tell you what genius is. Genius is Elton John writing all those
amazing songs back then and then coming back twenty years later to repackage them for
an audience that has never heard them, using like modern artists to do it.
That's fucking smart as hell. I mean, he didn't considering he probably
not one song. He made one song right, and it's brilliant. They
all work together and it's like it's it's crazy. I was like, dank,
that guy's like, especially considering that guy's like that he's gay. He's
like he's gay, especially he's gay. No, it's like he's like,
how old is that guy? How old is Elton John? He's got to
be No, way, he's seventy six. That's way over. It's about
ten years older than you thought. It's a dec But it's crazy that she's
like, I'm recording my music and I just like everybody listen to this version
of our music. So now she gets all her money back, though,
because this isn't that doesn't that registered as like a cover of as far as
I'm concerned. So, my our friends were briefly in the industry, right
they they never dropped their album they recorded with Metal Blade, ship fell apart
and they couldn't release those recordings those masters will they belonged to Metal Blade,
but they could have, and which I told them to record the entire album
independently and drop fucking the guy, My boy Brandon did not do it.
And it has been This was back in twenty ten, I think to this
day, hasn't fucking done it. And I'm like you you are, like
I was, like, I love the dude, but I'm like, that
is the dumbest fucking thing, because literally they were the biggest band in that
genre at the time and created other bands because of it, Like I was
a part of it, and then I left. They got much bigger,
and he just didn't do like say like what Taylor Swift did. It's just
one album. It's just not like say Taylor Swift for catalog would be millions
of dollars to record, she has the resources to do it. But it's
like, all right, you can get a loan of like say, thirty
thousand dollars or whatever, Chipen or whatever and record an album professionally, Because
that's the problem if you want to get done professionally, especially back then,
the fucking mixing and mastering, mastering alone, it's so fucking expensive. So
now now that we have the tools to do it ourselves and the quality is
only only slightly off, regular people don't notice the fucking difference. When I'm
dropping music. People are like, wow, the quality is really good,
And I'm like, I noticed the flaws, but not really people on average.
And I'm like, that's fucking good now. And then now, just
just as much, give you so much money in her pocket all the time
whenever. That means whenever she tours, whenever she records, and if it's
on the like, all of that money is straight in her pocket. That's
insane. Yeah, she can go and she can a lot of money.
Now, she can go and spend a lot of money on ruining the rest
of her relationships for content. Yeah, because literally I don't like her either,
but Chill, I don't even not like her. I don't even not
like her. I just I just it's it's it's just such a predictable pattern
that it's like annoying. It's it's like it's like the musical. It's like
the music version of Leonardo DiCaprio dating people under twenty five. It's like,
Okay, we get it. This is what you do. I'm not even
upset. I'm just like, do we have to do I have to hear
about it? Do I have to hear about it constantly? I care?
Yeah, other people need to catch up, they need to catch they need
to catch onto it, and she needs to go in a different route.
But people aren't going to catch on doing They just think. They probably think
that it's never her fault, like she's not she's not even her demographic is
those dumbest demographic of of of of of consumers. It's they're the dumbest,
they're the they're stupid. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hey man, my
dog was eaten by a pack of Swifties and I don't want to I don't
want to trifle with those. I'm sorry to be mean, but they're just
they're stupid. They don't they don't understand that they grow up because my girlfriend
was a Swifty and now she's like, oh my god, her music is
so unbelievably stupid. And I'm like, yeah, I know, I know.
I'm glad you evolved to the point you understand that here's here's fire.
Do you think people are going to grow out of it? Yes? People
everything like that. Everything. She seems like an deniable force right now.
I think, well, she's always been on She's been on on top for
such a long time. I mean, remember the whole Kanye thing that was
two thousand and nine. She wasn't on top then, Really it's way more
popular. Did her music win the best thing? That's the reason why he
was mad in the first place. That's when she had best song, right
video, But she wasn't on top. That video was on top. But
say the fact. But you're right, she has been popular for a long
time. The Kanye it's grown shot her into the stratosphere. I think you're
right about it in your world, but not in any white world. She's
always been on top for them. Like I I accept Taylor Swift. I
accept Taylor Swift. Whatever, that's fine, it's it's in. If you
compare Taylor Swift to a lot of other things that are that are going on
in music right now. Like honestly, like whatever i'm I'm I'm fine with
it because I see, I don't know, I don't mean. So this
is obviously something that we shouldn't pick on, right because we're clearly not the
demographic for it, and it's clearly just a person. It's clearly just a
young person writing very first draft songs. And that's fine. But like Olivia
Rodrigo's songs are fucking horrible, like they're I she sounds horrible. It's fact,
it's horrible. Her instrument, she's no. Let me let me just
say this, let me just say let me just say this. I'm not
talking about like musically, I think musically as far as like like like melodically
and instrument like whatever, that's fine, but like the second like the words
come in, it's like, oh my god, yeah, this is so
garbage. But it's obviously like a nineteen year old fucking it's obviously like a
nineteen year old with the first draft who like is surrounded by you who aren't
going to be like hey, maybe that, maybe that's not good. But
what is being turned out right now? Like no revisions, put it out.
It's like that song that we were talking about like a couple of episodes
ago, the fucking I'm good and I'm feeling alright. No way, that's
the best, Like, come on, dude, like that's a great melody.
Surely you can come up with something else. Surely there is. There's
an infinite amount of ways to iterate on that melody in an interesting way.
I'm good and I'm feeling alright is the best you had? No way,
no way that was that was a first draft, and you know it.
I don't know I would know if it was a first draft. Even I
don't know if they wrote it down. They probably just like improvised it in
the booth and we're like, that's pretty good. I actually I have a
memory. I have a memory of that. Oh. I was in this
metal band and the the singer did not write lyrics. All he did was
while we were recording, because I was doing some backups. There was a
little Caesar's pizza box and he wrote like three words or something, and then
everything else. It was. It was the most disorganized piece of shit ever.
But nope, nope. If you're just not really paying attention, it
worked. It worked, But me as an artist, I'm thinking, this
is so fucking stupid, this is so unprofessional, this is so shitty,
and that blue song or whatever, I'm good. It's one of those things
where you're like, I can't think of anything good right now. I'm gonna
put it to the side. But these dickheads just force their way through.
They're like, no, we need to get it done so we can get
paid. And it's not gonna sound good at all. It's not gonna even
gonna be It's only catchy because this is so recognizable, such an iconic melody.
It's it's so it's so much bullshit. But I want to go to
that Olivia Rodrigo like, okay, I will it's an indoor defense chess.
Good voice, not great singing live. I think studio obviously it's cleaned up
quite a bit. But like there's that was that driver's License song. She
don't sound like that song. It's like it was, like I think it's
it's less about how she sounds and more about just the words. Literally,
she totally sounds like someone said she's like the news Williams and I called them
the N word on Twitter. She's not Haley Williams. You know why they
said that. You know why they said that because they had to give uh,
Olivia Rodrigo had to give uh because that song good for You, that
sound good for You was one billion percent just to rip off of misery business
and so to the point where it's like, oh, yeah, you got
you caught us, which is these fucking slimy pieces of ship that do this
all that they steal ship and hoping that like, oh, we're gonna get
away with this, Like who's that bitch du duel it? But I just
found out that she's she's British. I had no idea she's very British.
Her music doesn't sound British or like that happening. There's actually worked with Elton
John a lot of people working. Why she worked that? She she's no,
no, no, she's she's Underwait time already tiu look guys, look
again. I get it. I get it, I get it. Okay,
she's his understudy. She's understudy. That's like, that's like why she
became famous. She started to the music I can't never let it go.
You collaborate, what are you saying? Yeah, that's why they collabed together.
So often often she's an understudy. I need boobs, Like yeah,
she something. So whoever wrote that song, they completely ripped that song off
and some raz some other random person. You know what's crazy? I heard
I heard about that when I was in San Francisco, and I think I
met the guy that met made that original song incident Francisco likenest some guy's uber,
some guys about like sweat swear in my life. We were in some
guys uber and he was talking about how like he he either was a putt
of the person that helped write that song or knew the person that he write
that song. He's just I was just like, oh, I was like
really, I was like, this is bullshit. He's not serious, right.
Come to find out she got sued for it and lots because literally somebody
song And I was like, there's a lot of than there's a lot of
there's a lot of inn of that happening where it's like I don't know because
because on some level, like dude, there's only so many chorus, there's
only so many notes that go together in a certain order that sound right,
Like I could believe certain things happened just completely just out of sheer coincidence,
right, But then you have stuff like the one that was most most egregious
to me was I can't remember what the band was called. I think it
was like Saxon or something. I don't remember what the hell was called.
But they had a song, uh that ripped off Rob Thomas's Lonely No More
in like a way that was like like in the in a way that was
like jarring, like like jarringly brazen. I can't remember what the fuck the
song was, but if you look at Lonely No More rip off, it'll
it'll show up because it was so so it was so insane. Uh,
but that was that was thest time I was like, how simple the lyrics.
No, don't do that. Don't think fucking weasels are just trying to
get away with not paying any royalties, even sample lyrics, but like,
don't sample pay for it. That is the difference. They're just trying to
get away with pain because you like say it and pop in an R and
B, they sampled all. I mean that was there would be no fucking
puff daddy, you know, because you know Kanye Man exactly there They're just
there sample dre there'd be no, they gotta clear it. And then so
instead of these fucking pieces of ship will try to be like, oh it's
changed just enough, and a lot of times it's not like freaking. The
worst one is vanilla ice with under pressure from oh yeah, stupid. That
one is crazy. That is. That was when I saw that whole thing,
because obviously we were the weird too. You might have been able to
just barely see it, Derek, but me and Chris were clearly too young
to understand when I was going on. But like when that when I watched
the whole video about him, like it's dundun doune and it does the same
thing. Be for there's one it's one step behind what you call it under
pressure, And I'm like, dog, that's the same thing, except for
one. No, it is one not crazy copying it. It's comical.
It sounds like it was the sound it was. This is clearly like a
spinal tap spoof thing. Right you guys, are you're pulling you're pulling my
dick. There's no way you think you think you're actually saying something clever right
now. But I was also one of the worst people put in music in
all He's he's like the That's why people didn't like m at first because of
people like vanl Ice, because they thought he was another one of them,
which he he Ice was one of them who was the industry? Plant is
absolutely like an industry like this like a Roth was just like fucking macalam Moore
was planting absolutely, I like, I really like that wasn't he was an
industry. He was absolutely plane. Did he fucking my Space like Kid Cutty,
like like like Lady Gaga, like he was fucking absolutely my Space one
one billion person? This guy's pretty decent and they grab and drop and then
he was trying to sucking build his audience on my No, and it's not
an interesting plant, You're completely wrong about it. And then he was the
They were trying to make him make longer than he wanted to make. He
didn't want to do it because I still doesn't music still makes music, and
you're groomed, you are nothing, and then you were, all of a
sudden you explode onto the scene. They're like, who the fuck is this
person? Like he was his growth was organic and then he made the fucking
the Sleep of the Bread Aisle, which was you know it was it was
like whatever first album. People liked it it was it was white boy.
It was white boy frap music, and he was like, was very it
was very diverse, and I think that was actually the problem album. It
was it was what they wanted him. He had made his first album dance
Song with Celo Green, which is not fucking frat boy music. As like,
it's very diverse. He had a song that where he's trying to be
more grounded, like where he's trying to be like trying to get out of
eminem shadow called as I Am. He had, of course the Isle of
College. You're just thinking of that college song, and that's it was a
very because lark on My Go Kart, which is one of his most popular
songs, which is a nice space song, like Bro, I know where
I know Rob Bro, like like you're fucking because I remember his I remember
his first album coming out, at least the first album after he got popular.
It might have been after he got popular. Let me let me paraphrase
that, because he came out he had short hair first, and then we
made his next album when he had his long hair, he had his long
brown hair, and he was like, I do not like what I'm making
this is not good music. I think that was his album that is not
good music. It was like twenty fourteen, dude. I think he didn't
put out a second out. I don't think he put out a He didn't
do any follow ups until he was independent and he had long hair where he
was. I only came back and made another song that was popular too,
but it wasn't popular. Maybe you're right about that, But I think the
song you're I think the album you're thinking about where had that song like fast
life on it? It might have been fast Was that the was that the
popular song let Me See? No, the one that we're talking doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. We're talking about after He's game, but we're talking
about suspected. But that's how people didn't like certain arts. They was like,
oh, these artists show up out of nowhere and then all of a
sudden extremely popular and everybody Eminem was going to be one of them, but
was actually sometimes nowhere. Well sometimes people show better nowhere, like like uh
like like showing up out of nowhere outside of people's houses. Uh. That
was were those two spoons. I was, I was, I was waiting,
I was, I was waiting to bring this up way too, We're
not going to bring it up. We had so we had, dude,
Look, we had Jack's films going the entire internet. Yeah, yeah,
we had Jack's films on the podcast, not even like what like a week
and a half ago, probably like what two weeks max, uh, And
it was it was before all this shit went down. We brought up Sniperwolf
a little bit, obviously because it was like a meme that was going on,
so we brought up Sniperwolf. We didn't spend more than like, I
think two minutes of that two hours talking about Sniperwolf at all. Uh.
But I think the day after we posted that video, the day after we
posted the episode live for everybody, this crazy shit went down where Sniperwolf just
showed up outside of Jack's fucking house and literally like tweet like it. I
think she instagram like she she posted a photo of his house on her Instagram,
which is crazy. And I don't even know how to fucking respond.
I don't even have to. I have no idea how to even talk about
this because it's so crazy and so pocket. Apparently this isn't even her first
time doing ship that's this outrageous. Apparently, apparently she has like a criminal
record, which is awesome. I know there's a much shop, but I
don't know for what. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what
for it's so funny just this she I mean, it's it's not funny.
It's obviously really fucking scary, but it's also like it's it's to me,
it's like you really just showed up outside of some dude's house and claimed that
they were obsessed with you. What's going on? That's what's what? What?
What's made me so flabbergasted? This that very I just I don't,
Okay, I know, I know, I don't I'm not. I don't
know that much about Sniperwolf. I just know that she was the back in
the day people were shitting at her because she was pretending to do Let's plays
or whatever, and then she clearly wasn't playing obviously the free booting stuff.
Just I don't know that much. I honestly had no idea how popular she
was, Like when I saw her numbers, her numbers on YouTube and then
knowing how much you was followed on Instagram, I didn't know because she's never
in my radar other than you know, people talking about this freebooting shit the
right of the Originals, I guess may have been popular. I guess,
dude, I I don't understand how you could have that large of an audience.
And I mean this, and I mean this, I don't I'm really
mean and not understand the type of power you wield that this is so astronomically
stupid to do. I don't understand. And the fact that she doesn't care
even slightly is so it's actually it really is on that because we like to
throw out psychotic and you know, and sociopathic and shit like that, we
kind of just label people, but like legitimately, I was perplexed, thinking,
oh, maybe she's at least gonna try to apologie, to be like,
oh yeah, I fucked up, like that was too far, but
saying no, I'm the victim, and also making light of it by walking
with her sister. I found out there was her sister in that picture where
she was saying like whose house we going, Oh, oh, we show
up to your house? What you do? And like just making live of
the whole fucking situation. And I'm just thinking of my brother, like do
you not understand how many fucking simps follow you like, this guy's your enemy,
right, so now you showed this house? I mean, do I
need to say anything else? Like the implication of everything else is like every
they don't understand. I don't think they get it, and like, and
I understand that's negligence because for me, I thought I genuinely, genuinely generally
at first, I was like, Oh, she'sus being stupid. She's stupid,
and you don't understand what she did, because I think that's what it
always is. I think people in this field just don't understand. We don't
get how much power we have, and then we do something dumb and instead
of her being a turn out to be like, Yo, that was dumb,
that was stupid, my bad, Like I didn't I that was it's
a really fucking idiotic. She's being too prideful to say that as long as
ANNA say it. She's like, I made a really dumb mistake. I
did not five. I was too busy. And the bullshit of understanding that,
like I was annoyed by you making fun of my content that I did
this. That's it because that's what she That's clearly what looks like happened.
I don't think she wanted this, and I don't think she was trying to
be truly insidious. Then have one of her fucking her loose egg people come
there and hurt Jack. I think she just did something that's really stupid,
and instead of being matured about that, these of that I I because that
my initial was my initial, the latter that my initial or the former.
I guess that's my initial thought, right, that she's just a colossal idiot,
which I think is still true. She obviously stupid, But what I
mean is there's a part of me that it's just even her like it just
you, God, you have to be this the level of stupidity to even
be like and to allow to let everybody know, like, oh, all
you have to do is Google and you can easily find his address, even
saying things like that. I said this on the podcast one time where Joe
Rogan had on this dude that was trying to talk about child sex trafficking and
all that shit, and then he put out some information that I thought was
two. You know, millions and millions of people and let's say you,
Joe Rogan, listen, there's there's so many listeners. There's gonna be a
small percentage of like fucked up people listening, and so it's like things to
take into consideration where the dude like let people know how cheap it was to
buy a kid in Thailand, and putting that information out there is kind of
fucked up to do because you and now just unearthed shit that a lot of
people something that they don't They didn't think about it until that very moment they're
like, oh, wow, that is cheap. I'm a fucking pervert.
All I gotta do is save for a few months and now I'm gonna go
to fucking Thailand. And in a way that say, when you say something
like this, so it's like even if it is completely ignorant, yeah,
it's it's fucking nuts, Like you should have that where you should know that
I have thirty million people following me on YouTube. It's gonna be a few
crazy motherfuckers that will do my videos. I think it's I think it's a
situation where she just she just because she was. I think she's one of
She was recently shouted out by YouTube themselves like specific as she was, and
I really a big hubbub about that. So she has she had a panel
I think at Viccon or something, or she has one coming. I don't
know. I don't know exactly the specifics, but she is in there,
you know, to the point where there's no way that YouTube can argue that
they haven't seen this, right, they know this is happening. Uh,
and yet there's nothing's been done. And I think nothing's been done because she
knows nothing will be done because she has like I don't know if it's necessarily
an amount of power. I don't think she has power over anybody, but
she has enough influence to not worry about suffering the the the consequences of acting
this irresponsibly with her platform, because it's fucking insane. I would never in
a million years go to somebody's house who is criticizing me and then tweet or
instagram their house out to my followers. And I'm not even remotely as big
as this person. That's like that is such an obvious like line that you
do not cross to the point where I don't know if it's just ignorance,
because it's she's too old. How old is Sniperwolf dude? Like she's she
can't be and she's also and the thing, the thing, the thing to
understand about it too, is that she's also like huge and famous and a
woman, so you would imagine that she, of all people, would kind
of understand like the just basic desire to not have your private whereabouts just tweet
it out by a fucking enemy, Right, That's I don't I don't buy.
I don't buy that it's just ignorance. Man, It's that's that's so
out of pocket. I feel like it happens genuinely. I feel like it's
she's thirty, But how could like say, I feel like it has to
be ignorance and that she would feel like if this happened to her, Like
let's say, let's say, oh no, no no no no, no,
no no no. That's what I think if it happened to her.
What happens is just aware enough it is for this to happen. I get
it, I get it, I get it. But I think it's just
I just I really, really, really really don't think that creators in general
and in in a general sense have understanding of the amount of people they have
following them, period. You're right about that, and I think that what
happened, but like it's like, how often do you see this happen.
We're talking about this specifically, this specifically specific one thing. This is like
the Jake Paul's, the logans the whomever don't typically oh fuck uh. Jake
Paul was beefing with a Phase Banks. He did some really fucked up shit
to where he got his assistant to be like, oh, he beat me
up or some shit. That's some illegal shit, right, that's some crazy
shit. But at the very least, motherfuckers weren't showing up to their house
and being like, this is where this piece of shit lives or whatever.
Oh, oh, I just want to talk to this dude. I just
I just want to have some words, like even her fucking language. And
then her sister, Her sister was just making jokes saying things like, oh
this this dude not know how to fight or whatever, like just they're just
fucking trifling. It was obviously that that was, you know, we called
we can all agree that her saying I just wanted to talk. It was
on the same level of on to catch a predator. There was a dude
that got caught twice within twenty four hours, Like the second time that Conna
was in front of the McDonald's and the dudes excuse was just saying I was
just getting something to eat. That was his excuse, And it's just as
poor as her saying I wanted to talk. Who the fuck? Like,
look, I would even give her the benefit of the doubt if she didn't
stream or take pictures, If she just showed up to Jack's house and like,
that would be weird enough. But I can at least give her the
benefit of doubt, like, oh, she's crazy, but maybe she literally
did want to She's one of those in person people, even though that would
be hard to believe, but I would at least give her a window a
little. Maybe she was actually trying to squash the beef. But no,
no, she's like, oh, I'm gonna pull up all with my five
milk five milion. Niggas don't understand how much five fucking people twenty k I
have twenty k on Instagram. To me, twenty k is like, wait,
let's imagine twenty k. Like you go to an arena. Arena holds
like fourteen to eighteen thousand people. It's a lot of fucking people. When
you just look around, can't imagine being surrounded by five million fucking people.
So then now all of them see that at once. They all see this
guy. Oh, this is a guy that's been running his mouth. And
to your point, Chris, the reason why Jack started criticizing criticizing her was
because YouTube was showing her off as the goal, as the golden calf or
the golden goose or whatever. Right, Like when when when they recognized when
they found that out, people like, what the fuck is this shit?
And then he started kind of going hard in the paint and people and I
want to say this, people were trying to say that, oh, what
he's doing is creepy. I disagree because of the actual If he was just
making a thousand videos like the quartering, I would agree. I'd be like,
all right, dude's kind of going and he's being at least doing bre
Larsen. But there was a point to what he was doing. He was
crediting people, he was there was a point to these videos. Yeah,
he was literally helping people who like got their content stolen from this person to
like be able to file file claims or whatever to get there to get their
stuff removed from that video, or just to get money from it in the
YouTube bad space system. So like there's actually like a reason to be doing
this beyond just being a troll. It is like a meme for sure,
Like the fact, dude Jackson is such an awesome first of all, he's
been doing this forever, Like Jack's been doing satire on YouTube for the longest
time, and it's real, Like he's so clearly not an ill will person,
Like he's not doing this just to like harass a person and to make
them feel unsafe. You are stealing constantly, and so yeah, that's going
to draw criticism. And when somebody who's big enough to actually criticize you with
and actually affect you, when that happens, that's probably gonna bother you.
But that's not harassment. You are not the victim here. You've stolen,
you've stolen people's intellectual property, profited off of it, and you've doxed the
person. In what reality are you a victim of any kind? It's insane,
It's maddening, how how off base that assessment of reality is. It's
crazy, right, But she also she also said she also said that she
doesn't know how to dock somebody, So essentially, how could she dock someone
if she doesn't know how to do it? And this is just like to
me further, I'm like, this just sounds like like you remember that.
I want to bring up the Logan Paul thing again with the forest, where
when you plead ignorance and people are less likely to want to shit on you.
Then if you're like, I intentionally did this, and I feel like
with her offering those stupid ass she's completely self aware of what she did and
she's offering shit like how could I dox? I don't know how to dox.
You know, an innocent person that accidentally docks somebody would be like,
holy shit, I didn't realize. I'm sorry, like I didn't know that
that was considered doxing. Instead she's like, oh, I don't know how
to do it, And I'm like, nigga, you don't have to know
how to kill someone. To kill someone, you just it just happened.
Sometimes you run someone over the car and accident you killed them. You know.
There's mean like I didn't know how to do it? What the fuck
me? You did it? It already happened, Like what the are you
talking about it? It's so maddening that like Logan Paul got absolutely destroyed right
for the forest thing and there's evidence. Actually now there's more evidence support that
it was actually a dummy. This some autistic guy made a crazy in depth
video examining all the stuff and what was inside the after we talked the day
The day after we talked about it with Jacksonville too. That was so funny
the day. I think, dude, the fucking mystic ship, Dude,
that keeps happening, and I'm like, dude missing, That's what I was
saying. I was I'm on the fence. I'm like, I'm not sure.
I can't just say it's not. But anyway, my point being,
he got absolutely a blitter rated. I think YouTube even took away his YouTube
red show. He had like a show or something, and they took it
away. They destroyed him for a while, they demonetized him for a while.
Then of course they they they they he got back on after like a
year. I can't remember how long it was. That's not the point.
The point is it looks like they're not gonna do fucking anything to her,
Like it's like nothing, like not even like a slap on the fucking wriskwork.
Who is it the act man made a fucking joke about I think,
what did he because because he because I can't remember what I think it was.
I don't know if it was like TV or somebody else. I think
it wasn't Quantity. It was Quantum TV. It was Quantum TV. It
stops up there. There's a video that act Man did where he made like
a joke. It was like a sketch in the middle of the video where
he's like, here's my new YouTube series, Doxing Adventures. And he was
just going around like pretending to dox people because apparently like that's that was okay
because this other person that he was criticizing was doing it actually, and and
he got in trouble and he got in trouble for that joke sketch and Sniper
Wolf is fine. I thought he was where he had the fake the the
fake idea he insinuated a penis in what do you call it? That is
also that's crazy. He didn't eated something he got that is also that is
also true. But this is also something though was was exclusively on Twitter,
though, wasn't it? And that was I don't remember, so I think
that, yeah, I think so that was what I was like, this
happened on Twitter. Happened that he got penalized on YouTube. Yes, yes,
and so it's like here's something that happened outside of YouTube, and so
they absolutely do punish people for doing fucked up stuff and nothing. I mean,
this is way worse than Twitch. Like Twitch is now like they're probably
fuck yeah, dude, like like let them let them, let them sho
you to but yeah, like oh we let the people break to you.
We let hot women break to you us all the time. But now like
this is, this is way worse. She could have potentially got this,
dude hard, this this rules to be fair to Twitch, to be to
be fair to Twitch. I showed his penis and he's still on. He's
still on. There didn't get banned at all, like any what is actually
no no, no, no, no no, actually he just got invited
back onto Twitter. Sorry Twitch. He was actually banned from Twitch and I
just uh because he Okay, So I just found this out like maybe a
week or so ago he was banned and I only I didn't know he was
banned because he made a rape joke and when he was like sixteen or something,
he said something like he was asking a girl about like would you sleep
with me if I was the last guy on the planet type of thing or
something like that. Yeah, and then she I think she was saying no,
But then he was like, who don't stop me? Like who's gonna
like who you know, like nobody's who's gonna stop me? And I was
like, oh, Ship, that's not a joke you make. That's not
a joke you make in front of a camera. That is not a joke
from like, that's such not a joke you make in fun of a camera.
That is a joke you can only say in front of close friends because
they'll get it the joke, did it? I don't I if I if
I heard that, I'd like, all right, it's it's like, okay,
it's a funny joke. That's a funny joke in the in the context
of your friends. If you're like if you said that's one of your dude
friends, that is funny, I don't even think it's just kind of like
like to me, it's like it could be funny. It's like it's like
like comedy. Yeah, but like that's like well written, you know what
I mean. Like Gamer, it's like commed shorts Gamer intro where he like
chloroforms it's real still I can't believe that was just real. Do you understand
that he had to pitch his channel to be people to advertisers and that was
like the first thing they saw. And it's just like this animated like puppetears
two d fucking freak. Oh man, that's fine, rape guys. Dude.
It's just such a weird. It was such a different time. But
the point is, I don't know, man, sniper Wolf uh seems like
a complete jackass and something, hopefully something, Yeah, it seems like a
real jerk this guy. So hopefully hopefully something it's done about it, But
I really, I really doubt it. I don't think I think she's YouTube
royalty for some reason. I don't know why, Like she's not if anything.
You know, what's weird about this whole thing to me is that Jack's
films, to me, seems more like YouTube royalty than like, you know
what I mean, because he was like around for so long and like popping
for so like like he had like a viral video at least a handful of
viral videos every year for the last like the entire time, you know what
I mean. It's so yeah, he's like the perfect representation of YouTube especially
the you in YouTube, right, it's supposed to be like, yeah,
he seems you're the last remaining. He seems like the last remaining. I'm
sure there's probably others that aren't coming to mind, but like in the immediate
sense, like he seems like the last remaining person. That actually is emblematic
of the type of content that YouTube used to reward, where it was just
like, hey, here's a guy, here's here's just this one person and
they're making a bunch of shit. Obviously he did his like uh was it
live show and all that stuff. It was cool, but I don't know,
it's not like it's not like what's what's popping now? Which is very
different anyway, Yeah, the the websites is not what it used to be
anymore. I I realized that all of the old credits I used to watch
are gone, none of my old uh subscriptions even getting over me like JF
he's gone. Uh. Richard Spencer, who my conservative, was like,
I don't know the hotg Twins, but they not popping like they used to
be no more. Yeah, you watch the heart, dude. I used
to watch Dodge Twins. That's my heart. I used to watch them twenty
ten. There are just bros that would go around trying food and go to
the gym ands like that were really cool gym stuff, life advice and then
uh. And then they started doing the car food thing. But it was
actually they were the only car food review people I watched because they were so
stupid, like the way that they would like fuck with each other, like
they would just say they like two brothers would fuck with each other. That's
basically what I watched. I didn't really give a shit about the food they're
eating. It was actually just hanging out talking ship and uh. And then
they started doing a political comedy which I caught one of their shows in Brea
and I was like, oh, yeah, there's cool. Took pictures with
them and ship. I was talking to their uh, their producer, and
I was like, man, these guys are cool, Like I want to
do some content with these guys. And then like aund and said and then
he turned around and said, get away from me, black person. Get
away. Yeah, that's that's that's you guys. That's to each other.
You guys. Everybody in that rooms to each others were all black. It
wasn't a quarter room stayway for me. Black, everybody blocking each other.
Don't get it for me. Get out of here, Get out of here.
You you don't get away from me. This is when, uh,
this is the moment when I knew that like something was happening with them because
I stopped paying attention to them, and then uh I did it. So
this was like six or seven years ago or something, probably six years ago.
Uh, I did an interview with Crowder before I knew he was insane,
right, this was like well before I was like, oh, this
guy's like an insane piece of shit. I just thought he was some fucking
chutty comedian guy. That's the way that he passed himself off as. And
later one of his uh one of his producers or somebody emailed me, They're
like, hey, can I like fly you down to Texas? All want
to do something. I was aware of who the fuck he was at this
point. He emailed me saying he wanted to fly me down to Texas with
the Hodge Twins and do some skit. And I was like, I,
no, I don't know what the fuck's going on with that shit. I'm
good. But the Hodge Twins, they they went hard in the paint in
that direction. Now they're just like they sell seventeen seventy six shirts and shit,
you know they're they're they're oh oh, they're called the Conservative Twins now,
just to you know, if it if it needed to be, if
it didn't, if it wasn't any more, they wait, do they rebrand
themselves to the Conservative Twins. They made a channel called the Conservative Twins,
which I think in under a year got like over a million subs, And
I'm just like, this is, so do you consistence believe in Twins?
Like is that not like an upfront to is that like that? I feel
like that is so disrespectful but also gemographic. They're like the Hauntrens are such
a threat to them. They're these giant, good looking black dudes that they're
just like, oh, there's I don't know about you. I don't know
about these people. Like it's just it's you know, like, oh oh
oh oh the blacks are you know, they're got to go in their place
and they're you know, those types of far right motherfuckers, right because they
see these people and they're like a bastion of like you know, six'
four, muscular, attractive, and it's like everything that they say, and
black people for some reason can't achieve because they're racist. Is ship And I'm
like, but it's like at cognitive dissonance. It's that dance. It's like
when I realized there was a handful of this is the thing that blew my
mind. And like, so a lot of the bread Tube people were onto
something that there was some fucking, really seethingly racist people that are watching me
just because there were some things that I was saying that. They're like,
I'll I'll like that, You're I like that, you don't like Anita Sarkesan
also Hitler's dope, And it's kind of like watching my contents, sir,
please go away. It's a funny leave man, please go. But yeah,
they're they're gone. Now they're gone. They're gone. Thank God.
I used to love I'm watching them. I used to love them. They're
still kind of funny in the same way they were funny. They talk about
it's like should I can't get behind it anymore. It makes me really sad.
Man. It sucks because I know they're grifting. I know. I
just I know that they saw how much money there was to be made.
And I'm gonna say this and I probably said this before. I feel partly
responsible. There were people that saw me blow up and they saw that like,
hey, if I just go actually completely in this one direction because I
was the you know I I I came off as the I even made Church
the radical centrist right like cute. But then the Candice Owens, the the
Hodge Twins and other black folks, they all they did was just like,
oh, I'm just gonna just say really fucked up ship and I'm gonna explode,
and that's exactly and I was like, fuck. I feel like people
saw like the fault. Yeah, I feel like it is your fault.
I would never say autistically it's completely my fault, because that just sounds like
it's on the these people. It's yeah, it is you did this without
you. Without you, Kanye would not be a Nazi without you. If
that was somehow true, that was somehow true. But look at I will
say this, I will say this, there's maybe a per it's maybe it.
Maybe here's the fun up thinking. Maybe partially true in a sense that
I feel like Candice Owens was one of those people that like she probably saw
me in this space and was like, I can do this. But I'm
just going to go completely far right and just and just steal people's talking points.
I'm thinking like there's a possibility that say she, you know, like
piggybacking off of I'll never say like I say, you can even watch my
old content. I was never some There's nothing I would It's it sucks that
I have to say this. There is nothing conservative about me. So even
when people thought I was conservative. I said to the people that saw me
on talk to some two conservative people, I understand that maybe just just not
even doing any effort, maybe you thought I was conservative. Oh I'm talking
to crowd or I talked to Jordan Peterson, so maybe they just thought immediately.
I understand that. I'll never shit in you for that. But if
you watch any of my content or just look at me, just look at
my fucking tattoos and the ears and the holes in my ears, the odds
of you being a conservative and being looking like this is so fucking like slim
to nothing. Yeah, yeah, likely story whatever you say, Uh yeah,
I mean yeah, there's nothing else like it says live free on my
fucking knuckle whatever. Black whatever you say, black hitler or blitler for short,
but deal Hitler. Do you remember, Oh my god, Chris Tucker
a little bit he had like what was his name? What the hell was
his name? To talk about godzo something? Yeah, there you go,
aller you guys exist. He kind of looks like Chris Tucker, looks like
a like a like a Chris Tucker before he got money. God, he's
gone, he's just he's just script through the internet. I can't find anything.
Oh he from him, something happened to him recently. His name his
name was codso or something. But yeah, that was that. That guys.
It was a Z G A z I. I don't know col CODs
CODs. Oh man, I'm not going ko ko d z Oh what it
was? Yeah? Yeah, the Rise and Fall of Ghazi Koza from Axios.
Dude, that's so funny. That's so funny. Yeah, there was.
There was a black Hitler that was It was such a wild time.
Man, It's just like simpler time. So many crazy they were simpler.
Isn't that insane? You look at like some of you look at some of
some of like the political controversies from like Obama's time, yea, and like
it's just like he wore a tan suit and that was the controversy. It
was like president shouldn't President shouldn't wear ten suits. That's crazy. George Bush
couldn't get through it. He he he tried to go through a door and
it was locked. Oh my god, that wouldn't even make the fucking front
page. Now, dude, not even that would That would be so forgotten.
It's crazy. It's like now it's like, oh, what did Biden
say? Biden forgot his entire family today and started talking about the Internet,
started talking about wave dashing and fucking fighting games in the middle of the speech.
His Internet's fault. Oh yeah, I think. I think it's still
a huge point of pride for me that I was like one of the first
people to bully Candice Owens. I really I feel so happy about that.
Absolute bragging rights, absolute bragging. You know. Funny, it was the
first one. I was like one of the first, like two or three
people. I would say. It was crazy, the first with prominence as
far as I'm concerned, because if you when I I remember, however many
years ago this was, I did not remember that I watched your video on
it. But when I went in, I saw that your ship popped up
in the search Engine. It'said. I had a like on it. I
like the wad. I was like, what the fuck? I was like,
I watched this you and I don't. I forgot she existed, so
I was like, oh, fuck this bitch, and then I just forgot
about her. But yeah, like you fucking Trailblazer and Trailazer, I actually
thought about it. I'm not gonna do it, but I thought about watching
some of the streams that we had. I just wanted to see because yeah,
there was there. I don't know why some people push back against this,
but there was a community of whatever you wanted to call them, anti
SJ what, it doesn't matter to me. But there was a community because
there was diversity in opinions that were come together and ship on these people because
there would be fucking like like Hunter when he was a complete chud back in
the day Hunter avalone. They would be out, they would be fucking right,
There would be Jeff Holiday, there would be all these people in like
one stream or something shitting. We would come together to all be like this
is stupid, and there was something fun about that. And then when that
shit died down, people went to their respective corners and stuff and then things
kind of got all really shitty, to the point where I don't really talk
to any of those people anymore, especially the people that were, you know,
unfortunately the people that are on the right, because they just went so
far to the right where there were people that say, you've probably ran into
fucking relatives that are older, like your grandparents and stuff. Some of them
just just by default growing up in a certain era, are kind of you
know, they're kind of conservative, especially if you, uh, if you
grew up in like uh in the black communities. They don't like gay people,
They go to church all the time. There's there's a very like now
there there's I know, there's a misconception about a lot of that stuff.
But I would say, like socially, there was a lot of conservatism within
those communities, especially the older you get. So I would tolerate that stuff.
You would tolerate them whatever. We would try to coexist and stuff.
If anything got too far, obviously we would break apart. My point being,
there was some of that happening around twenty fourteen, twenty sixteen, and
then I think when Trump got liked, everything just everything just kind of like
fell apart after that, man like everybody kind of just like there's some people.
I ain't gonna call nobody out, but man, but there are some
motherfuckers. I mean that. I mean there's some motherfuckers that are getting Nazi
sponsors. You know, they're getting like they have a Nazi publishing, They're
fucking promoting Nazi Like literally, it's it's it's the fault. It's the faults
of the world, how it was at that time, how people's perception was
stupid. People didn't people weren't reading in between the lines, people weren't exactly
doing doing the work they should. I think it's I think it's fault.
Yeah, I don't. I don't like some people taking YouTubers that era I
don't like, and I'm like, I don't really blame them, dude.
I had people tell me that they seriously thought, like they're like, there
are people like Chris Because of Chris Trump was elected. I'm like, you're
wildin I wouldn't say that I flattered, but it's yond I didn't the crazy
flatter idea that like, without me, I would like I altered history.
Like that's also like people people that are objectively untrue, people saying you and
Derek and June are The reason why is like, that's crazy, did it?
They didn't, They didn't do that. That's America's fault. The liars
have been politicians forever and this one guy, unfortunately, unfortunately and stupidenough to
pick it up. But he was telling the truth in lots. He was
He had more truthful lies than everybody else, and people like, yeah,
I believe this. That's why there are some people that weren't conservative before him
that that became conservative after him. Is because the way he would speak it
resonated to people. Unfortunately unfortunately charismatic. But he's charismatic in a stupid way,
like say, look at there's a big difference. There's a big difference
between Obama and Trump, but they got elected essentially the same way, being
extremely charismatic and telling a lot of fucking lies, telling people what they wanted
to hear, hope and change what we need we don't need the same old
thing, and then hope it changes. It seemed great. Obama's charismatic as
fuck, very good looking, and then it turns out, you know,
he didn't really do much of most of what he said, Like it's kind
of fucked up that Biden's doing a better job than Obama did, which is
insane to me, Which is literally insane to me. It makes no sense
to me. But that is the reality we're living in. But the absurdity
about like say, certain people YouTubers got Trump elected there for multi First of
all, I lost a lot of subscribers, not a ton, but I
lost hundreds of subscribers when I said, like, I'm not voting for Trump?
Are you fucking stupid? Are you people like I'm not voting for these
fucking ghouls? Uh? And and you're And then other people were saying,
you're gonna get Hillary elected? What are you doing? Uh? So,
But the reason why Trump got elected not just not this wave of fucking YouTube
memes and shit that made him seem cool or whatever the fuck. Uh.
Number one, most of those people in our generation don't vote, So even
though they were saying they supported Trump, they didn't go anywhere and fucking vote.
Uh just look at the numbers of who the people have, the demographics
and people vote. Number Two, the media really fucking helped him out by
saying Hillary is gonna win by a absolute fucking landslide, which created so much
apathy, which created so much apathy on the fucking left that were just like,
I don't need to do shit because there's no way he's gonna win.
That is such a funk. That is people don't understand how to do it.
It's so stupid. Look when we talk about mixed martials, that might
happen again, I feel like I feel like, by the way that might
happen again, Uh, the opposite way, because I feel like the whole
thing with last time was that they think the election was stolen. So I
feel like a lot of people are gonna be like, why bother voting?
I think so too. I think there's a lot of people that be like,
what is the use? They're just gonna steal it again, and it's
probably gonna bite them in the ass, probably gonna lose like a lot of
support, if not like say hundreds of thousands or something really important. Now,
the people that have grown to vote now actually like the people that like
eight years ago, ten year olds eight years ago actually kind of care more
than we do now. They're fired up. They pay attention, like and
then a way, we didn't pay attention. We were apathetic, We were
we were part of that, We were part of it. Like I said,
our our generation, we didn't if you look at the numbers, we
did not get out there and fucking vote. So crying about ourselves. We
got Trump. I don't know what Trump to win either, Like I really
mean, girlfriend, it is real, but yeah, my girlfriend to put
me on shit like that because I'm I'm I vote in the in the primary,
I was like, I'm voting for Bernie. And then they screwed Bernie
out of the prime and they screwed Bernie out and then I was like,
you know what, fine, you deserve this. I was not surprised at
all, Like people were like stunned that he won the election, and I
was like, I wasn't like expecting necessarily, but the second it happened,
I was like, of course, this fucking happened. Like I was cackling
up a fucking storm because I surprised. You to yourself, you had the
most unlikable fucking person going up against a layup, and because you couldn't fucking
admit that nobody wanted her, you sacrificed everyone. Fuck you. That's exactly
how I thought. It's still how I feel, quite frankly, like I
really understand we we totally fucking deserved that we deserve to understand. I understand,
like if if there was a real if there was if meritocracy and and
the democracy was was as pure and as honest as it should be, obviously
Bernie Sanders would be president. No, no contest, he was. He
would have at least he would have at least been in the election contest.
You know what I mean, no contest, I am. I think you
would have confident he would have. He would have. He would have absolutely,
just absolutely so easy for him to be. He's so much more likely
what Donald Trump is as a being, Like, as a being, he's
someone Michael like Trump would say a bunch of shame and Bernie would be like,
you're a line piece of ship. Oh dude, I know. I
just know anecdotally. I just know anecdotally from like and I'm sure like that
anec tootally doesn't necessarily translate necessarily, But like, I know a lot of
people who like voted for Trump out a protest because they didn't like Hillary,
right, and they would have voted for Bernie, Which is crazy to see
that that is the that is the proper way to do it. If you
really, if you want to protest. I'm protesting the fucking system by not
participating in it. Now I don't do that anymore, Like I said,
just like you you we talked about this before, but that because I think
the perfect example now and one of the reasons why gen Zizel fired up is
is a real view Wade being overturned. That is a perfect example of cause
ship like that, and so now it's like it's too irresponsible. Unfortunately,
I have to contribute to the lesser of two evils. I have to because
the lesser of two evils is better than the more evil person. Unfortunately,
like unfucking fortunately, that's just the world we're living in where I wish we
would collectively come together, you know, three hundred million plus people and be
like, we're not fucking doing this. We're not gonna just we're not gonna
just let the d n C or whoever the fuck the GOP put in who
they want, who the fucking lobbyists want. We're like, okay, here's
the nominee. No, we're rejected. That is not what the people want.
It's not we're not going forward, kind of like a strike, We're
not going forward with this ship. Instead, we we just do and in
a perfect world that's what we would do, but it's not so now I'm
I'm at the point where it's like, well, look at all these women
are suffering now because this ship got overturned. They try to like do that
and like someone's just like no, and they used to fling shit at him.
It's like this is the president. No, and they just people start
throwing ship during the fucking inauguration. The inauguration halls covered and ship. The
people that are gonna play like Selo Green was gonna sing, he gets cake
and ship somehow like something horrible that people all over see people just start like
slapping them to death, you know, like no, that's slapping and slapping
them. Everyone grabs him, Everyone grabs him. They put him up like
he's wanted to be crucified. Was it was it Shane Shane Gillis who said,
like Biden looks like the first president that you could punch, assassinate.
He's definitely not. He's definitely not. He's definitely not the first one that's
crazy. Well he is, Carter, I would kill that one hit.
He's not he's not president though he's not president. Was he was? He
was like, I don't think small, but you're probably thinking Jimmy Carter.
Now you're probably thinking of Jimmy car About Jimmy Carter. Then, Jimmy Carter
was a small dude. Man's small, but I don't know if the man
he's a guy. Yeah, it's small. It's not the same thing as
like fragile Jimmy Carter. Now you can slap him. You can literally slap
Jimmy Carter. Back in the day, you could cry at him and he'd
probably like, anyway, we got to move on to question. You're spending
a lot of time the world. He'll be like, oh, man,
I tried so hardy disappear, and so yeah, let's get into questions.
Battery Moisturizer wrote in curious if any of you guys remember particularly potent insults from
when you were a kid. Someone who I later became friends with brought attention
to my hideously asymmetrical ears through the front. The friendship has lost of the
time, his observation still lingers in my mind. I'm curious what he said,
though. I want to know what he said, but I think I
will never forget this as long as I live, because it was so verbose
and so offensive. But he so this is like I think fourth grade or
something thing. And I went to a school with like a lot of different
people, like a lot of different backgrounds. There was this there was I
was friends with this this kid I can't remember. I can't remember his name.
I only knew him for like a little bit. But he had this
littler kid from like two grades below him. He would go, he would
like kind of bully him to get things for him. And it wasn't like
bully. He wouldn't like beat him up or anything. He would just like
he just for some reason, this little kid did whatever he wanted. And
it was it was this black dude bullying this littleer black kid, fourth grade,
second grade dynamic. And he brought him his ice cream one day from
in like the cafeteria, and he said, I'm not going to say it
because I can't say it, but I remember being just staggered that it was
said. He said, my mind, what an obsequious little nd word you
are, which is what crazy because that was you have to understand, right,
you have to understand obsequious is not Obsequious is not a fourth grade word.
That's like, that's like That's that's what I was, like, what
the fuck is? I didn't know what that meant? And I learned it.
I learned it later in high school, and then it like flash I
had that flashback of like, oh my god, that is crazy that he
said that to that kid, and the kid was like, what d No,
the bigger kid said it to the littler kid because like, so obsequious
means. Obsequious means like attentive or obedient. Why did he know that word?
That's what I was. I was. I was. I was thrown
off by a the advanced language and be the slur which I that time I
had never heard, Like I straight up had never heard that word for you.
That was not like you, not like not outside of like music,
like the soft a in music, I mean a demon. And the book
opens up and then the demon's face gets put in the book that was you
with the end word it got added to the dictionary. You're like, oh,
dude, I was not. I was not really I never really said
it ever, even in like uh, I like, especially as a kid,
like once we once Kings and I got together, was insane but fair
enough. But there was a period of time we were saying that word so
often in the house that had stopped bothering me. And then I said it
around Lily and she was like, yo, chill and I was like,
oh no, that's I remember. I remember telling you because we would joke
about it, because we would make jokes out of it. But then you
would like but then the issue is like I would I would hear him get
angry at video games in the next room and then scream it with anger,
and that made me feel not good, like I didn't like that's the problem.
I don't like being an environment where that word is said with with with
vitriol, like it's it's a comfortable that's what it's bad. Like when you
say with mallins, it's like if you get hurt, Like if I'm arguing
with somebody right and they argue with me and they say that to my mother
arguing I'm punching you, that's the only time it's crazy. Break character.
I love that video of the kid of the kid being put where he's like,
don't call me that. Joe friend, he was still his friend.
He was like, yo, dude, like don't call me that. Like
this chill out that the whole thing, like that's like a friend wouldn't call
you that, So, yeah, that's crazy. Before I think he just
learned. I think he grew up learning how to deal being called that word.
And he had his moment where he hit him and he was like,
don't call me that, Derek, and he left. Yeah, he's like,
don't call me that. I don't know my friend. That's the insult
that comes to mind because it was just so advanced one. It's very good.
Obsequious is an awesome word, and I'm definitely like, now that I
remember it, because of this question, I'm going to be using the word
obsequious a lot because it's a fun word. It's like for me and there's
a Q, it's cool for me. The worst thing ever, it didn't
happen to me, but I witnessed it happen, was it was during SAT
practice, right, and some kid was really nervous, like he was doing
the test and he's nervous, and he got up and he went to handle
the test and he fell down in front of a bunch of kids and then
one kid got up it was like ha, and called him the F word
in the whole room in stead of laughing at him. Crazy I was laughing
so hard I was. I was like stomp laughing. I was like laughing
and stomping up and down because it was man, got up and left that
that word at that time meant so little, like that really didn't mean anything.
You fell down, and therefore that's what you are now. Yep,
probably technically means less. Now you're a ragged Is this that more people?
Some people make more? How of a doe to it? But it means
less than it did? Then? I think you're a ragged Reggan. It's
so crazy, man, I don't know. That's a wild one. That's
what. Just to be insulted for falling down like well, to be fair,
falling down handing in a test is the lamest way to fall down,
like that's like a really because it's flat anything, but falling down like I
don't know, at least like falling down a mountain is crazy, you know
what I mean? Or like falling down like a staircase when there's like soap
all over it, it's like, oh, well, you know, there's
only so much you could or like on ice, but like on a flat
gym floor, because he probably did sat practice in the gym, right he
fell. Yeah, almost scorpion. He almost he broke his back. Almost
scorpion. See, people, scorpion is a crazy thing. It's like,
how did you fall like that? How did you fall so hard? Your
body bent over and your fucking feet were dangling by your and the wrong way?
Like how did you get yourself to that point? I hope? So
here's here's a good little question, gray Ghost. Gray Ghost wrote in and
he goes stup snark a snarkaholics anonymous. Nice not a spooky question really,
But with the increase in podcasts and more guests coming next year, what are
the chances of us getting guests like Shoe on Head or Elvis the Alien on
a second time? Also, I think it'd be cool since Derek wants to
do like Manisphere stuff, to do question threads on specific topics, example,
dating advice questions, job advice questions. You know, honestly, that might
not be a bad idea, specifically like having having more like directed question threads.
The issue is that there are so many questions that we have to get
through. We have to get through them as they are, but we might
have like a month or like a portion of the month that's like dedicated to
like a specific questions because we're gonna be doing a lot of episodes. Amtosphere
great? I would say, as far as but as far as like returning
guests, I mean, that's always possible, like if if, if we
have if there's a reason for us to ask them to be ho, if
if something happens, or if they want to jump on, if they just
messaged us and said like, hey, we'd be I'd be down to go
again. That's fine by us, Like, no problem with that at all.
So yeah, I mean, will there be repeat I can't promise those
guests specifically, but I'm sure I'm sure there will be. I'm sure they
will be repeating. Yeah, yeah, I would like I would I personally
I would. I would like to get Zach on again since he was our
inaugural episode, right and it's been so so many Yeah, maybe two hundred
maybe, yeah, but we gotta Yeah, we'll figure it out. Maybe.
I don't want to promise anything because he's a he's a busy he's probably
he's of the people that I know that has been on the show, he's
definitely the most busy. Yeah, so we'll see if that's possible. But
oh yeah, so uh, let's see uh rage black black Moss legendary Netcoomer
wrote in sub Gay Songwriters, that is what we are. Uh. What
are your guys' top three queen song? That's a very specific one. Uh.
I'll tell you this. It's not fucking Bohemian Rhapsody. I'll tell you
that fucking much. Definitely not. I hate Bohemia rapstity quite frankly, like
I really, I I don't. I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sure
it's because it's overplayed and no other reason beyond that. But like, I
really can't stand that song anymore. Like it's it's completely fun to stand the
part that everybody talks about, the fucking bridge. I don't give a ship
about that stuff plays and watch operas and it oh figure figure o. Yeah,
Like that is unlike any other part of that fucking song. That's just
like most of that song, unlike the rest of the song. But like
that song, this song, the intro is the fucking it is a ballad
of of of instruments with piano with fucking there is a solo and then it
does that dumb bullshit and then it goes in just the good electric guitars turn
on it. I think it's a great song. I would just take off
that bridge. I'm be honest, A lot of people probably mad at that
ship, but I would take that ship out and that's that would be my
favorite song. Okay, want to take that away from people. I would
simply I would simply say this is not mine, this is not for me,
because I like parts of that song, but not enough to ever listen
to it. This is my three. It's easy mine. Obviously, under
Pressure is one of them. I love, Yeah, somebody to Love and
for me persons between Flash Gordon's theme song or or what you call it,
or give me the prize between those two for my last one, hmmm,
that's me. Mmmm. I think the Meland is so good as far as
songs that like make me feel like nothing nothing, nothing beats We are the
Champions to me. For number one, it's just fucking excellent song and it
always brings me back to the Mighty Ducks. Those movies. I don't know
if you guys ever watched those movies. I've seen the first two, but
yeah, so they were three. I've seen a fairly strong Duck, but
I've not seen the movies being not seen the mighty. You know what's crazy,
We are the Champions has the same effect on me that it probably has
on Chris where I've seen that. I heard that song so many times because
of watching Mighty Ducks so much when I was little on like when it would
come on Channel eleven or when it would come on Channel seven, that I
don't even hear that song anymore. Like it comes on, it's like we
brain, my brain mutes, and I'm like, all right, cool,
Mighty Ducks, Mighty Ducks. Quack clack quack quack quack. I fucking love
that song so much, And like I love the nostalgia, like because they're
they're sitting by the campfire, they're singing the song. They're champions and ship
it's it's fun. It brings me back to a good old time. So
we are the champions. I actually petty too. There's a bit of petty
is we are the champions because you are no time for I was about to
say something bad, no time for bitch ass niggas, because we are That's
basically what they're saying. They don't fuck with losers. So yeah, they're
rubbing salt, they' putting salt in the womb. But that's how gloating is
all the time, you know, because people some people don't realize that there
is no there is no graceful way to gloat, to celebrate, because you're
celebrating at the expense of somebody losing. Give no, no, see,
we give people. We give people a pass. There is no like,
there is no actual because there is no respect in being like, ha ha,
I won, or not even saying ha ha, just but I one,
we won, yes at the expense of people losing. So no matter
what, just by default you're doing that, you're rubbing salt in the wound.
Even if it's not you, it's not respect You're not hearing gloat,
You're you're not listening to the words that I'm saying. I think default it
is not respectful. What we do is we give people a pass. That
is, we would deem it respectable, but there's nothing respectable about it.
It is it just by its nature is arrogant just to do like there's a
thing like say, if you win something, you win a game, you
get bragging rights. We allow it to have happened. But I'm saying it's
at the expense of somebody losing so by that default, so you are you're
basically celebrating somebody's a mistortun I don't think so success it doesn't have to be
the same thing. You don't have to be the same thing. It is
the same thing what you do, it is the same thing. That's the
part that you're missing. They are they your success compounds and their failure.
Right, But you can celebrate success without celebrating their losing. You're impossible.
See But no, you see that's the thing I was saying. You are
just focusing on yourself, but you celebrating the win is also the people that
lost, making them feel worse, even if that's not your intention. That's
what I'm saying. Well, like this thing I got, I talked,
I took the different conversation, right, that's all there. So we're in
the championship. We are champions. I'm I'm not even saying people can't gloat
like I'm just saying. I'm just saying it's it's an interesting dichotomy. Uh,
we are the champions. I gotta put it because I really do like
most of Bohemian rhaps I think that song is fantastic. I love I love
the riffs, I love everything about other than the Bridge and another one,
the Dust really does something. Damn. There's something just that fucking baseline is
so goddamn good that I got. Every time I hear that, I just
feel like I'm ready to do something. Man, I'm ready to like another
one. I don't know. The issue with me is like it's hard.
It's really hard for me to choose between these. I like too many.
I'm as far as like I'm getting as far as like the stereotypical ones.
I think there there is something about just the infectiousness of We Will Rock You
that is just like I don't like that song, Like I don't listen to
that song really cool, but it's like it isn't iconic songs. I would
give that as like a shout out like that the lap Ship. It's just
it's good. But I just I just just as an asterisk. You do
you agree with me? I hope you do. It doesn't matter if you
do. The solo at the very end of that song is fucking dog shit
and it just sounds like probably why I don't remember the song. He just
starts jamming on the guitar essentially, and it just sounds so out of place
because there is no melody to that song other than just what there's uh Freddy
Mercury. There's no instruments, and then all of a sudden, this guitar
comes in and it's just jarring. Listen back to it and then maybe,
yeah, it's great, so we were rock us. It is it is,
it is. It is a shout out. It's not I would say
it's the top three, okay, but I like I'm I'm I'm, I'm
big on scandal. I like scandal a lot. Okay, it's like a
very it's not like a hugely popular one scandal Innuendo. I think it's fucking
awesome because Innuendo has this Spanish guitar breakdown in the middle of it that I
fucking love to know. End like it's it sounds fucking awesome, and I
think, don't stop me now, it's just really fun. That's a great
song. I think, don't stop me now. It's just ones that's it's
so fun. It's like in fact, it's fast, it's like it's it's
like, I don't know, there's something about it. It's really good.
There's like, oh, there's so many though, Like I like Headlong and
headlong. Really Little Queens discoga. I feel like they have the most Like
it's like them and Michael Jackson, for I like, have the best discography
of songs basically like this is a great song, this is a great song,
this is a great song. That's a great song, this great song.
So I just I it's hard for me to pick because like I this
is a living with Gabby. I loved a Kind of Magic. That is
a very special album to me because it's very d and d like fantasy rock,
which is SI I really really appreciate. I love that album. But
then the Crazy Little Thing called Love is objectively a fantastic song. Somebody to
Love is I think one of the best sung songs ever because by humans,
there's so many like great songs, and there's so many great songs of theirs.
I'm like, I can't there's a lot. Killer Queens is amazing.
Yeah, fucking like the Miracles, Like there's there's an insurmountable number of the
reason why they're one of the most. A lot of them are really on
the planet. Yeah, a lot of them are understated, like Ride the
Wild one is really good. There's there's one that's I really like called it's
just called Apostrophe thirty nine on a Night at the Opera or whatever, and
it's like an acoustic kind of song, but it's it's it's with like a
twelve string so it's got like that resonance in it. And it's literally a
song about time dilation, like it's like the plot of Interstellar, but like
in a Queen song from like the seventies, and it's it's kind of crazy
if you like, if you listen to it, it's it's about it's about
like a ship leaving and then like coming back before they left and ship or
some weird ship like that. It's it's fucking dope. And that's I didn't
realize it until later, but that's because the guitarist wrote it. And the
guitarist is apparently like actually an astrophysicist like Brian May is like like an actual
like genius. So that's that's kind of sick. But yeah, Queen is
Queen's great. More questions like that, do more? Do more things?
Who's on that? Who's on that? Look that the guy that died,
who's the guy that died on that song? Can't believe died? Queen?
This is embarrassing. Not in Queen, not in Queen. This is so
embarrassing. Uh Bowie, David fucking Bowie. Yeah they did under pressure.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I was. I couldn't. I couldn't. I
was like the guy that died. I was, and I was like,
this is so embarrassing be such a famous person. Guy, the guy got
his fame. The most famous thing he did was die. I guess that
is kind of what Jesus did. Yeah, that is true. Jesus is
of the people who are famous for dying. It's gotta be Jesus at number
one, right, yes, yes, but Adm Williams William Wallace from a
from a was that movie called a Brave Heart. It was like or something,
and he's like free. Yeah, he got his head. He got
his head on a pike. After the movie ended well well for William Wallace,
Scottish Mill Gibson, freedom and he dies. This torture seat is hilarious.
It was so funny to me. I just think they're like just like
just poke at his balls and ship. You know, they don't show balls,
but it's a lot of people doing it at once, and he's trying
not the bus. He's just like, so this is a great There's one
vein on his big fat vein trying not the bus. I tell listen.
Eternal Sunshine of the Unspoken rays a Christian documentary. Nice. He came up
with a new video recently and I heard I heard. Oh man, dude,
I saw it. Can I tell you something? I saw that video
and when I clicked on that video, it said uploaded thirteen minutes ago.
Oh. I was like there like early man. I was like, I
gotta see you drop before it goes a we No, I didn't drop a
comment. I should have. You would have permanently. Dude, I don't
even think about leaving comments anymore. Ever, I haven't had that thought in
years to leave a comment. I leave comments. Go ahead, I know.
I'm just saying, like, it's just completely gone out of my out
of my brain. The idea that that's even possible, I don't know.
I see. I think it protects me from engaging with people. But anyway,
so what is it? This guy wrote it and he says, uh,
turn of Sunshine of the Nspoken Christian back and it wrote and he says,
hey, guys, there's a movie called Drunk Parents that is one of
the worst movies ever, but includes Kid Cuddy, Dan Soder, Alec Baldwin,
Will Ferrell, Colin Quinn, Salmahayak, and Jim Gaffigan, who gives
the only good performance sadly he played a pedophile. The script was atrocious and
the story was incomprehensible. I asked, I say this to ask, what
is another example of a horrible piece of media with a ton of big names.
Obviously there's only one real answer to this, And I'm curious if you
guys will remember this. Do you guys remember? Huh mon, it's called
it was like movie movie. It was movie forty three. Yeah, so
it's called movie forty three. It has fucking Chloe Grace, Morts, Hugh
Jackman, Kate Winsle, Chris Pratt, Emma Stone, literally Anna Farris,
Yeah, fucking Elizabeth Banks, just In Holly Berry, fucking Gerard Butler,
Kieran Culkins, Stephen Merchant, fucking Leave Schreiber, Dennis Quaid, Naomi Watts,
Bob Odenkirk, Saul Goodman himself, fucking Justin Long, Uma Thurman,
Jason Sudeikis, Tarren Howard, Johnny Knoxville, Richard Gear, fucking Patrick Warburton,
Jared Dudley for some reason, uh, Seth McFarlane, fucking JB.
Smooth, Julianne Moore, will Sasso Common and Tony Shaloob that is fucked.
And that's not even mentioning it, like us and Juliet and Juliet More,
Sean Williams, Scott fucking it just there's so there's so many people in this
movie. And I'm convinced it was just like a tax thing. I'm convinced
it was just like, let's spend a lot of money on this movie,
so like we can write it off for something. I don't know. I
don't know what the pitch was for this film, but it was so fucking
bad. I watched that movie and it was just a bunch of skits,
wasn't it. Yeah, but they were the end but they weren't even good
skits. Like that's the thing about it. It was like I remember watching
I was like, this is fucking crazy. I watched it on TV.
Thank god I ordered ordered that because I thought it was gonna be hilarious,
so that it just is gonna be funnyest it it was like twenty thirteen.
It was me and like whatever, girlfriend, had at the time. We
were at my house because I was like the one girls ever a lot of
my house. We ordered it and then like it was like, this is
so bad, you want to just do hand stuff. It was so boring
hand stuff to movie forty three. Forty three is crazy, that's crazy.
This was the movie hor It was so bad. But I got my first
blow drop to a Seinfeld episode and I remember what episode it was too,
and I remember and I remember thinking like, this is a weird association that
I'm probably not gonna be able to break. Great, But now that I
can't watch, I can't watch. I can't watch that episode now without just
sitting rock hard. You know it's a problem. Go ahead, do it.
Finish bound but damn bound bound, Bound, Bound, bound, pound
imagine cleaning yourself off to that music. Yeah, I hate Seinfold moment.
It is why I hate Seinfold. Then I'm like, whatever a good show?
Do you guys see the video of the racist white woman running out of
black cop get shot and gurgling with their final final breath and that beheaded N
word. No, I did not that. I'm like, yeah, I'm
like some like lady with a knife hones out of cop. He's like miss
put them down, and she runs out of him and then like she he
shoots her three times. She's like nap. He had an in word and
it's like, look, that's crazy. That's your last words. Just racism
in twenty twenty in twenty twenty three, that's your last words. That's fucking
crazy. Even like you sign Uncle Ruckus would say, you know, yeah,
that's so, that's so fuck sad man, that's so crazy. I
do love watching people. I do love watching people fight in the street,
though, like I do have to admit, yeah, it's fun. It's
uh, there's something about it, very fair, something about it. I
love. I love seeing disasters happen, But seeing people fight makes me sad.
Now it used to be funny before. But when something fun, like
when the guy put out the grenade, that was funny, you know,
that was like fucking shocking. Was like, well, this is crazy.
But I see people fight each other, It's like it's not It makes me
feel sady. It's like I'm sure words could have solved that problem. That's
always goes to my mind. I was like, they could have just used
their words and wouldn't have got this bad I don't think so, man.
I think I think there are certain people who just like don't They're just not
going to respond to words, and so you just have to like either beat
him up or leave. So like, really, the real, the real
response is leaving would have solved this like going away, just walking away,
not even words, just being like hmm, retreat flee. When somebody approaches
you aggressively like that, you kind of have to beat him up. Well,
well, that guy there's that story not too long ago. But that
guy who was like he was like a in Brooklyn or whatever. He was
like, oh my god, I don't know what he was. He was
like some political guy. He was like some left leaning political guy. And
he got stabbed outside in Brooklyn at like four m and his girlfriend was like,
we're not going to press charges because uh, you know, he's he's
probably from a from a bad family or whatever. And I remember, that
is crazy. Who needs enemies when you have a girlfriend like that? God
damn well, thing is like nothing is wild when I'm when I'm with when
I'm with my girlfriend. If I get approchras like that, I'm gonna fight
somebody so she can get out of the situation. Well then you're just gonna
die. Yeah, but like gonna because like it's you just walk away.
You can't. It's like video it Actually it's super not it's might have walked
away, walk away from every interaction I've never had that has turned into something
bad for everybody else. You can walk away, right, but if someone
if someone's dead set on assaulting you, sometimes you just have to deal with
the problem. But people aren't dead set on assaulting you unless they know you
personally or if it's like sometimes it's like that's true, that's very true.
You're right, but then moments they're not. It's sometimes it's like it's just
a bad situation. Sometimes like cases, Yeah, you're right, I agree,
because I'd argue most of these cases are completely like most of the like
and most of the things that we're talking about, Like when we talk about
something like this, like a random thing on a street, it's just completely
random. It's like a guy who fucking hit what's his face? Rick moranis
Yeah, it's not like the guy didn't hit him because he was Rick moranis.
He hit it because it was just like, hey, that's a random
person. I feel like hitting this guy just crazy but like that just happens.
I should just walk away, but that should also doesn't happen such a
I remember watching I watched that, that the the security footage of that,
and I'm like, dude, you could just walk away. Man, there's
no reason for you to be there. Things out of hand and people get
really bad. People you don't have people don't have enough hostility towards strangers or
not hostility, but like people don't have enough bias towards strangers. You should
be as biased as possible towards strangers as in any content. I don't give
a ship like what their race or gender is. If they if you don't
know them, always assume the worst. I always, absolutely, it's crazy
because I was wrong at first and you somehow became way wrong than I did.
Let me tell you something, if this dude, if this dude assume
the worst of that guy, he'd be fine. Fine. He would have
walked away. He would have walked away. He would have been like,
I'm staying away from this guy who's kicking car. That's the thing too,
is like he was kicking random cars and ship clearly crazy and then he walks
up to him. I'm like that's stupid. You are dumb. That you
are dumb, stupid, And that guy is not from New York. That
guy lives in New York. That's exactly That's exactly what I thought it was
like when I saw that guy, was like, oh, in Brooklyn.
It's like, oh, where's he from? Though, because in Brooklyn,
in Brooklyn, no one's approaching anybody like that. Gonna rob that guy.
That's gonna rob that guy. But different from for him, that's crazy,
even crazy. Even Brooklyn is so different if anyone comes to not clearly not
Kingston. Because this dude got stabbed in broad foregad, that was one of
the last vestiges of that. That's why he's crazy. He's holding on the
last veges of what Brooklyn was. That's why his brain is withering. But
dude, Brooklyn is crazy because I remember, I remember growing up, my
grandma was like yo. I was like, Hey, we're gonna ride our
bikes over to Brooklyn. We're gonna take the chair to Brooklyn, gonna hang
out there. My grandma was like, be home before dark. And then
that night it was at least three people died. People died in the city.
Now I was walking around Brooklyn at two o'clock in the morning with Lilian
and nothing happened. We were getting Jamaican food and fucking eating stuff on the
streets. And they have like places to sit down proper. That is not
the Brooklyn I remember growing up in. Brooklyn is nice now because Brooklyn was
the worst borough growing up. It had the highest crime rates of any place
in the country in the ninety four and like the nineties. I still don't
believe that, man. I mean, you can look it up. It's
not even hard. Definitely had to gentrify because the nets, like they absolutely
had to. You know, they're going to the nets over there before the
nineties. No, the nets were in New Jersey. Yeah, the nets.
No, No, I know, what's no? So I thought you
that the Mets my apologies, yes, oh okay, yeah yeah, Brooklyn.
They they got the net so they had to clean that ship up.
They had to like like speed it had to clean crazy accelerate. So Brooklyn.
The thing, the reason why I don't believe that is like, here's
the thing. I know, Brooklyn is really bad, right, but I
think the Bronx was so bad that people just weren't talking about it. I
think ship was going on in the Bronx that people were just like, I
guess that happened, and they just wouldn't report anything, and then people would
just deal with it. I think it was way worse than the Bronx.
And then nobody paid attention to it because even people, even even people,
the people who could have helped, didn't even want to go there because it
was too far away. With the Bronx. Is that the Bronx, the
greater portion of the Bronx wasn't bad because it was the concourse where I grew
up. Do you remember do you remember in the Bronx where that fucking where
that lion escaped the Bronx Zoo was an island. I mean, no,
I swear about it was. It was the Bronx. It was a lion,
no I swear. Looking up, I think it was in nineteen ninety
five. In nineteen ninety five, a lion escaped the Bronx who got on
the subway. That's crazy, and it's just sat in the subway car until
it got to Madison Square, got out and started massacring people as if to
target Madison Square is crazy. That sounds so that sounds so fake that sounds
so goddamn it does it's real. It must be really, No, that's
real. Everybody everybody listened to the podcast looking up right now. Yeah,
I'm sure they're gonna remember the line of people what we call instaten Island.
That island's fake. So can I say this, I've been I started watching
What We Do in the Shadows recently, which I've seen the movie. Yeah,
like there's a there's a movie I think the Jamaica. Yeah, I
love that movie. That means great. So I was talking about happening is
not It's not ninety five though, but it happened in two thousand and one
in Central Park two. Like I said, Central Park, I was completely
I was completely making something. I was telling the truth. I was like,
oh, a lion did escape in Central Park. I knew it.
I knew Wait, wait a lion. I was like, what the It
didn't hurt anybody, It didn't have It doesn't really hurt anybody. I might
have got like one or two people, but like that, that's their fault.
I believe Chris for like five seconds and then when he said it got
on the subway, it's pretty much actually made it to it went to Madison
Square Garden went through the turnstiles. It was really it was really like it
was upright all that time when it got up, when it got up to
the surface, when it got up to the service, it had like a
like a Yankee hat. It spreading the news heading to be no no.
But so you brought up Staten Island, right, And so I wanted to
bring this up because, uh so I saw the movie. I've seen the
movie What We Do in the Shadows, and I love that movie. The
movie is great. I knew there was a show for a while, yeah,
but for some reason, I just I don't know, I never got
around to watching it. I just started this last week. Dude. It
is so fucking good. I can't believe how good that show is. I'm
a huge fan of Matt Barry. Matt Matt Berry is awesome in it.
He's great, dude, He's so his The way his voice works is fucking
awesome. Like the way he says everything. He's so amazing. You yuh
shit, I know're talking about it. You ever watched on the IT Crowd?
Uh yeah, he's in the crowd. It's pretty much the only sitcom
that I would actually with, like the last track or whatever that I would
recommend. It's a very short because it's British television, so it's very short.
Easily, it's like three seasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
so good. He's so fucking good in that. He's so good in that
fucking show. He's great. There's an episode, y know what's great.
There's an episode of Community where where in the last season, in season six,
where it's him he's like a he's like a grifting professor, which is
awesome for a number of reasons. But like, it's what's so great about
that season. It's him and Keith David in that season, so like Keith
David and Matt Barry interacting is fucking wild. But Matt Verry's so fucking funny
in the show, and they're in the whole. I can't remember what the
movie was, it's been so long i've seen it, but like they're in
Staten Island. This is fucking so perfect because I can't think of a better
place for something like that to take place than Staten Island. This is this
sad forgotten burrow like that no one pays Vampire does be a Staten Island for
like dangers on Brooklyn. I would say Brooklynn be the best place for like
non silly, like actual dangers vampires to be is Brooklyn. There's this joke
where perfectly it's Staten Island. Yeah, there's this joke. There's a joke
about Matt Barry like turning a baby into a vampire, which is like totally
like not, this is like very very against the rules. So there's like
this, there's this image of a ninety year old baby wandering in the bronx,
and it fucking killed me. Highly there's five seasons of the show now
I'm saw in season one. But like, if if anybody has not seen
what we do in the Shadows the show, if they're worried that it's not
as good as the it's funnier. I highly recommend it's good. Watch the
movie again because I got to refresh my memory. But like the movie is
great, the show is fucking off. There's one guy in the show that
he's an energy vampire. So what he just walks around and make he's a
human, but his pal is that he psychically makes you want to die,
like around you makes you not want to be alive. It's a good show.
It's a good show. I really recommend it. I just you brought
up Staten Island and it just kind of just kind of reminded me of that.
But let's let's see, let's move on, Let's get one more oh
Man, start spread dark killing, let's go. I knew it. I
knew it. I thought that and I didn't do it. I thought I
was going to say it, but I was like, no, one's gond
I'm not gonna say that. That's not funny as they're going to Kanye,
that's kany You know what The sad thing about that is, it's like I
wish we could do something like that satirically, but it will just be adopted
by awful you know what I mean. Like if we actually did like a
Kanye West start killing as like a joke, that would be funny, but
then it would be it would be like the offspring thing, not the offspring
thing, Oh my god, bad religion, what the yeah? The bad
religion thing where they're like the kids are all right, and then they're like
this is sick and I'm like based based, dude, I swear god.
Political like like people making politics their entire personality has ruined what people can do
for comedy like sincerely, like it's there's so many jokes that just aren't worth
the trouble anymore because nobody knows how to chill right, Like there was a
time where, dude, like, I think, like ten years ago,
we could have done that and it would have been hilarious and no one would
have even given us a problem about it. Not ten years ago, a
little before that, twenty thirteen, dude, are you kidding? That's that's
many years before comedy shorts gamer had that fucking intro where he chloroformed a person,
Like it would have been totally fine. But that's the that's the line.
Comedy shorts games made a thing about chloroform and a bitch and no one
got mad at him. So, I mean, dude, it's crazy,
Like, dude looking at that. Dude, I look at that, and
I'm like, whoa that funny? Wow? Go, there's nothing funny about
this. It makes me so bad, makes me so agreeable that he should
remaster. He should remaster all of his old videos or whatever, like repost
them and then like have like a little like audio over over that over that
section of every videos. Funny. Uh. This is an example of what
not to do stupid. Oh my god, we find uh I haven't seen
it? Is he that I feel like he is? He won, he
won his one fight. He fell into a fad of acid and no one's
seen him since. What makes it crazy? What made it crazy that he
had like he had like his three fights, right, he had one fight
where he was in amazing shape, Like he got into like insane shape,
and I was like, whoa, that's impressive. And then the second fight
he looked so bad. He looked so bad before the but the first time,
like he looked like he was in better shape than his brother. And
I was like, this guy is in. He really put the work in.
Did he fight Foozy Tube yea and he beat him? I think,
yeah, he did? He beat him. Before I forget this. Before
I forget this, we got to bring up the fact that we predicted the
last of us two on this show before, Like I predicted it, you
well, you did you do it though we didn't lead you to it.
But but Kingson, Kingson did nail it right on the head. It's crazy.
If you go back and listen to episode eighteen, which is the Katarino
episode, it's a little awkward now because I've met her and she's very nice.
But but yeah, you're a boyfriend number eight, Chris. That's right,
you're boyfriend number eight or nine. If you go back to that episode,
Uh, leave that, leave that silence. And by the way,
if you keep that, if you go back to that episode. So we
we retweeted it, so if you go back on socials you can find it
talking about it if it's if you're listening to this recently. If not go
back to that episode, you'll find it, I'm sure. But we were
talking about the Last of Us and like how effective it wasn't being sad despite
being a video game, and like Kingston nailed it on, like literally down
to the detail of just like it. So you didn't guess a golf club,
you guess the baseball bat. But you did say basically that like,
oh, wouldn't it be crazy if Joel got Nagand what happened that made me
still watching still makes me laugh, bro, Like he got his ship fucking
juiced. Bro, it sounded like somebody was stepping on gushers by the time
commercial that you said that, because your intention was that it's so absurd.
This is obviously a joke. This clearly is not what's gonna happen. This
is not fucking it's so low and behold you think eighteen many many episodes,
is Neil Druckman a fan of the Snark Tank? I can't imagine that that's
true. Although although Neil Druckman does know Colin like Colin and Neil know each
other like proper, so the degree of separation is very small. Maybe there's
a chance maybe we can get him on. Do you think Sony pr would
let that? Absolutely? Oh, we probably have to unlist a few episodes
and then we could do it. Yeah, we have to unlist ninety percent
of our catalog and then maybe maybe we'll get a shot at getting Neil Druckman
on to ask you about why he chose to gusher Joel in the opening act
of Last of Us to Love he got why did you think that was a
good idea? You dumb bitch? That's crazy? Well, the thing that's
what makes it crazy is how quick Because like the part of the joke,
that problem, part of what we joked about was like, wouldn't it be
funny from the beginning of the next game that happens, because that's ridiculous.
It would be fine if it led up to that, but it was just
so immediate and you're like, all right, well there's the thing. Was
like, okay, you had one game prior, and the reason why people
liked that game was him, not not Ellie. People like people were like,
Ellie's fine, but it wasn't like, oh man, this game would
suck without her. No. Actually, actually, well, I think the
relationship what made it, the relationship between and I think Ellie's ruleanged. I
liked the relationship between you can it My favorite part. My favorite part of
the Last of Us was shooting a person in the leg and watching fall and
bleed out. That was my favorite part of My favorite part is when you
get to kill the dogs. I like when he killed the brown surgeon in
the first game and then he turns white in the second game to make it
to make it more sympathetic. That's crazy, which is wild if you're if
you really think about that, if you really think about that, for like
even a handful of seconds, show the other directions, show the other direction.
It made at least black. They made a daughter of black to Carabar
more. Yeah, he was so killable at the first game when he was
flack. But now, uh, now we need him to be a good
character, so we're gonna make We're gonna make it. It really is wild
and I love that. What a missed opportunity for diversity. Man, I
don't understand that it is weird. Yeah it is. It is very bizarre.
But but whatever I did, I did love. I did love killing
the dogs as well, killings. Good thing about the thing about that break
their necks, It's so funny, that's true. Have you guys have you
guys played Mercenaries and Resident before recently? No? Not recently. I tried
it out when it when Uh the name of the guy is the guy with
the mask on the one that he is his ultimates he has like infinite AMMO.
But if he shoot arm and they do like the flanked arm thing,
he goes and he snaps someone's neck and he stays in frame a little too.
Hank, Hank. You're talking about Hank right, And I'm like,
it's I don't know, Honk Honk. Probably probably Resident Evil Hank because there's
Honk and tofu. Oh yeah it's Honk. Yeah, yeah, I read
it as Hank for some reason. Right, someone's neck and it's funny when
it's like one of the women. So he goes, he grabs and he
snaps the neck and he just in frame for a little too long, and
he puts his hands down and really he's slowly. He's slowly. That's a
fun mode, to be honest, like it's it's it's pretty amazing. I
played regularly. I can't wait and Resident Evil five remake bro Cheva the Red
Red Riding Hood Cheva Bro. So let's let's get this last question. By
the way, I can't wait for five, bro, I'm so excited,
excited. Like Wester's voice that they showed at the end of four, I'm
be honest, I didn't like it. I didn't like that. But other
than that, I'm still I'm on. Chris. You know what we gotta
do, Chris, me and you have to stream all of five together.
You know what you know we have to do. We all have to stream
that together. We have to play that whole game for one day, so
when it comes out, the day comes out, like the Friday, we
all come together. We have to beat that game in one sitting. It
might be too racious of a let's play yes and one sitting we will,
we will report it, we will stream it, we will sit down,
we will play the whole game together. I will do that because I'm so
dirty at that game. Brow to do it. Yeah, we can do
it like almost like the inside gaming guys would do it where they would have
like two people would two people would play and then the other person would like
kind of like improv and riff with with the people. I always I always
love that formula. The way they did this ship that that's gonna you know,
that's gonna be such a legendary. Got to do something like that,
Like why not, Yeah, let's go. It's gonna be legendary. But
it's gonna be like we're gonna have to put on Patreon only. We're gonna
say we got the thing. It's like, we gotta we gotta all be
in the same room for that, right, it will be around. We
gotta be in the same room for that. Talks about what I'm gonna do
with My place is big. It's big enough for all the be here,
and it's small enough that it wouldn't get out of hand having a speed at
the same time, if that makes any sense. That's perfectly sized. I
guess like my penis. All right, let's go all right, yeah,
let's get this uh out of the way. Uh. Dear Mitchell hron and
he says, dear sex spite and unpredictable first time patron, welcome, Welcome
aboard. But then let's I think, since episode zero released, if you
could add any existing fictional character to a TV show, what character would it
be and what show? I would add shot Uncle Ben to Always Sunny in
Philadelphia and do an episode where Frank shoots him, not the first time,
that the first time he answers the show as a shot Uncle Ben, but
he leaves the show as shot Uncle Ben. So I love this premise because
any of the Always Sunny characters in any other show would would cause such a
would be so that's so drastic of a chick, Like I would love to
see Frank Reynolds in like The Walking Dead or something. But oh my god,
that'd be so fucking amazing. He would kill everybody. He would really
kill everybody. He would like turn on everybody, like in the drop of
a dime, the drop of a nye. He'd be like, He's so
amazing, Like would be like, Frank, help me out here, be
like as a matter of fact, chocolate lady and he shoot her in the
back. I gotta get out of here, and he'd let me hobble off.
He would never go anyways. I started blasting. Damn. That's that's
a fantastic idea right there. That's I would love to have John Snow inside
of uh, inside of Parks and wreck. That is insane. It would
be such a use. But it'd be John Snow after he woke up from
the dead, so he'd wake up there and he'd be like Walter White and
Peev's playhouse. There you go, Walter White on Barney, I want sucking
uh, Mike armand Trout as zord On. That'd be fun. Dude,
Oh my god, dude, walt Or in the Power Rangers, Oh my
god, how I love the idea of I don't the idea of him and
a Ranger suit, like, but he still has the crushes. No,
he's but he has his moment, has moments where I'm not gonna do I'm
not gonna do it. He has moments where his body reacts violently, so
he's like, he's good, and then in a moments where he's just like
ah, he does whatever he does I'm not going to reenact it, but
like that kind of stuff. Rangers. Yeah, I'm trying to think of
Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Ruckus and Subuma Fu or something like. I don't know,
there's like so many, there's so going ranges. We had a good
thing going, but agreed rages Uncle Rugless, Riley Freeman on like the Tellytubbies
Anywhere Riley Anywhere, No, No, no, Riley Freeman and Codleko.
Dude that because now only would that work like esthetically speaking, because it's cartoon
to cartoon, but he would tear that place asunder man like. He's so
disrespectful, bro, it's crazy. He's such a disrespectful kid. Free did
you say Freezer in the Boon Dogs? He has no powers. It's not
a TV show, But I think Freeze on Joe Rogan would go hard.
I think Frieza on. I think Freezer. Have you have you seen I
did see so, I did see it after I tweeted Freezing So I tweeted
Freezer would make an excellent podcaster, like he would be like a very popular
podcast and then I saw that somebody tweeted that image of him on Joe Rogan.
I thought it was so fucking funny. It's like, dude, he
would he would make a killing, he would make a killing, like everybody
would support you be like, man, this guy's really telling it how it
is. He's like monk monk, Monk came to Earth. Fou Nward meant
he would use that word for sure easily. Yes, that's what question,
no question. It reminds me of no question about it. Do you see
people like complaining that Freezer was racist? Did you see that? Is that?
Is that? Like? People? People? People were like upset that,
like man, people like or somebody was like, Freeze is my favorite
film. I love Freeza and then people were like, how could you love
a racist character? And it's like, he's a villain, I mean one
of my favorite characters that ship. I think Jamie Landers is one of the
best ranging characters of all time. And he sucks. I mean, dude,
villainous villainous characters are awesome because they're bad. That's like, like,
Jamie is not exactly a villain, no, he he he's he's a useful
idiot. I don't say idiot, he's I mean, you didn't read the
books, so you don't know. You don't know everything. But yeah,
you know, maful idiot, same thing with every comic book conversation you have
read. He's a little different. He's different in the books, but not
radically. Yeah, he still didn't Jamie Landing. Tri's harder to be good
in the books, so he really uh, he makes a solid but he
still sus up all the time. We can we can keep adding people to
TV shows for hours, So we're gonna we're gonna nip this in the butt
morph morph. Everybody's sucking upset and dyeing and fucking no. They got they
got rott foot they what they called their foots soaked, so green. They
got, they got, they got long, they got He's like that was
the wind of the day. You know. The things are coming out dancing
so annoyed, like, oh my god, why is this guy in here?
My granddad's there. My granddad's like, I really want to die.
I don't want to be here no more. Cheer up. Here's that's that's
that's that's Did you see that they used fucking white phosphorus? Yes, remember
over it's over there. The Geneva Convention is just a suggestion, Geneva suggestions.
That is what they're famously called dude, we we and we lost.
Still Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy? We still lost? We tried
to do, they just still did. Anyway, we still lost. People
lost their sounds like revision is a little history to me. You better read
up on your fucking material. Gay lord, let's move on. Alright,
that's it. We're two hours, okay, I guess they're screwed. The
lights to go off, and he wheels it, he wheels, He wheels
in a couch made out of He wheels in the couch made out of the
skin of Vietnamese children, and it and it starts talking, and it still
has teeth. It has it has it has like you know how in dragon
Ball when people fuse, it has like two voices in the same It's got
like seventy It's got like seventy different voices. Set me free. Only fire
can kill me. Pee wee. We went fair and square. Let's let's
oh my god, now he's really uh. Let's let's move on. Let's
move on, let's let's go let's let's read read the names. Count me
down three two one. A lovingly crafted animation of Arthur Morgan skinning a grape
with surgical tools as he violently weeps and prays to allah. Wow, that
was a mouthful. Man. Why do you have your bedroom say your prayers?
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warm seamen till the sandman he comes sleep. Interer gay man. That's the
next one, intergay man. Because because I'm eating eating healthier, he's pouring
salt all over his fucking there's no pea because I don't need all that extra
protein. Sir? Are you eating a bread sandwich, rice cake, a
peanut butter on that thing? But it sounds wrong? Jesus Christ? All
right, let's uh where was I? I'm the Man with the Cock by
Alison Chains Oh, Alsie Gaze, nice lyrics and bio. I'm sorry,
miss Jackson, I am so gay. I just like to suck some penis
down. He came directly into my brown. I'm sorry, miss Jackson,
brain, I am so gay. That's lyrics right there, John. I
listened to every episode of the snark Tank podcast. At all I got was
this lousy dick transform and sad in a chemistry PhD program? Would you read
it on the podcast if I left the high speed lyrics from rap Gade in
the Patreon comments love cmenem no no, that would add like an entire three
minutes to the show, Like no for one name, No, the only,
the only saving grace. The only reason I'm even entertaining the idea to
read all your names out in the first place is because Patreon limits your names
to only be so long. They're still long, but god damn it.
At least it's like it if I started taking comments into account and fuck no,
no way, we'd be here forever. That would be the whole show
at a certain point. Hello, Chris, in front of you, there's
a vice grip. Considering you've seen the hole cut in your pants, you
know what to do. Imagine a single flaming hot cheeto stuck in your urethra.
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imagine all the don't this flamingo in me, little pee ho ringo, suck
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that accent man. That accent man is crazy. He does not sound like
that. I think it would be a lot funnier if he did, But
listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism me too. Baller of the first sin,
there goes my homo. Watch him as she blows gape with aid of
the machine. What I don't even know that I don't know. Two episodes
remaining, be afraid. We're not gonna touch is this We're not We're not
gonna touch his We're not gone. No, we love balls. There are
gonna suck. Yes, yeah, yeah something, We'll figure it, we'll
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caught in his ass tight no escape from this side of It's not bad,
Honestly, it's really well written to me, to be completely honest, well
done. Rhyme in there, fantasy and man pussy is pretty fucking good.
That's a plus right there. Pretty good. That's workable for sure. However,
it's Mahamian Rhapsody and I refuse to touch it. I pay twenty five
dollars a month to say it with the voice. Adrian gets a glass.
Adrian, get a glass. I want to see it. I still know
what that means? What is that? Am I missing a reference with that?
Uh? Adrian? I don't know if I have no idea, I
don't know, Like I just all I know is that, get a glass
I want to see. Just sounds like the you know that Japanese table thing
where they ship on the tables, the you know I'm talking about the Japanese
business. Dudes would sit under lay under a table and then like they would
have the escorts ship on the top of the glass. Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's standard. Yeah, it's definitely standard. I have any in fact
that is crazy like that has honestly been like of all the fetishes in my
that I've ever seen, that has been the one that has completely confused me
on every level where I'm like, look, man, you need to be
Probably I'm not gonna say you need to be killed, but I feel it
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four billion views. Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, swallow up my peeni uh b see
sings. Weren't you the one who tried to fuck in my intestines? You
think you'd bend over, think you'd spread my ass out wide? I don't
know. It's getting harder and harder for me to read. Math is like
drying out. She piped it on my pip up possums. Better at skating?
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but when I fuck you, I can cream so much better, harder than
before with my ass in the air and ice great so I wrote a long
time ago. Thanks every time every time you say j f G, I
think of the YouTuber j f J. I don't know who that is.
JFG. I think that's the only thing that I could Yeah, that's the
only thing I can do. I guess maybe I do not. That is,
as long as you have a subscribe to the snark that thank Patreon.
Oh, thanks Jeff, thanks for joining us today. No problem, Grease.
I love your show because it is better than everything I've ever done.
And I am said, and I killed my wife. I kill her.
I shoot her in hand in the back of the woods. That's crazy.
Jf Wow, that's crazy that you would come in here and join us in
the middle of our credits to admit to that. Or is there anything else
you'd you'd like to say specifically to the audio listeners because the video listeners know
you're not actually here. It's like, yes, I do. I also
fuck we do not have kids. I make them up for text purposes and
to confuse the government. That's crazy. All right bye, Jeff, thanks
for joining us. That's good. That was Jeff Garape. He just joined
it in the middle right when he was brought up. It's crazy you don't
watch the video though, because there's something something's weird about it, something like
he doesn't his video doesn't his video doesn't show up in the video version,
and for whatever reason, when he talks, there's like an audio glitch where
it's making my mouth. It sinks my mouth to what he's saying. So,
uh, yes, it's best if you listen to the audio and not
watch the video because the video is gonna be confusing for you. Okay,
uh, just yet, spin facts. I hope Swen gets Oh yeah,
we're gonna get viola one day. Yeah. Actually, did I say last
time you look like a Gateway computer? Yeah? They should. They should
make petos where GoPros and prisons. You can see what happens, and I
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I'm from the East, so I was like, dang, that's unfortunate.
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gonna because he he seems so upset at weird Al for doing that homage Paradise,
and now he's dead, so he can't be upset at us. We'll
make it up. Is that Games's Paradise is like a song about a serious
struggle, and then like we'd made Paradise is a complete fucking mockery of that
song. That's the thing that was the thing I mean, I mean,
there's a lot of songs that are personal to the people who write them,
you know what I mean. It's like it doesn't really, it doesn't mean
they can't be like I really made this song about like my head like that,
and then like all of a sudden, right now makes like a very
silly version like it has, but it was just like, oh man,
yeah, fuck you turning lots of butter. I love that song. What
I love about that song too, was like that video is really impressive to
me because he has that whole backward sequence where he like lips. I think
that's that's genuinely like damn, that's like fuck, that's like really that's really
hard to do. Yes, something's really impressive when I can't figure out how
to do it right away. When I'm like, yeah, oh I know,
I need I think about this. Yeah, you have to like really
think. It's like, damn, you have to memorize the song in reverse.
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you got like if you've had very good, very good, and I don't
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