Good damn morning, Good damn morning. Take a flock on the nose.
Wednesday, November twenty ninethe under ninety seven to one the freak. My name
is schl Sidawa, Michael Siroy and I am one half of the tandem getting
you through the morning till ten am today. Kevin Turner is the other.
JJ Jackson will be the one holding it all down. Kevin, and here
he is one of your comedy first responders. It's Kevin. Thank Kevin.
I wanted to be like Captain Caveman and announce my presence by yelling out my
name. Not a bad bit, right, sorry've been running around. I
had to go fill up my thorough flu are How are you feeling, little
buddy? I felt yeah, I feel good. Yeah. We were worried
for health last couple of days. We didn't talk much about it, but
you were under the weather a little bit. We can't have it. We're
fragile right now. Yeah. I want to be too open about it either,
because you don't want to do the thing where you talk about being sick
and then your coworkers are like he said, he was feeling bad and that's
why I'm sick. But if you say it now. They're not up,
You're none of them are up. None of them. Only the first responders
are up. And our favorite six am listeners are just out there crushing already
this morning. A couple of them usually hit us up on the text,
give us a good morning, let us know that we're going the damn thing.
Maybe one of those days where we give them some Trevor Noah tickets in
the six am segment. I think so, maybe are one of our ones.
S Jason says. It's a young lady who's a big supporter, and
she texts or tweets us every morning right at six o'clock. Let us know
she's up. We're doing this damn thing. Let me see if she run
anything bad today. No Happy hump day to your lovely buds. Huns with
all of us attached, rose to find our baby goat Luca went for forty
one with Papa in the house with smiley face heart emojis, kisses, very
sweet good morning. Yeah, we were very mad's intensive today on the home
of What the hell? What a day? What a lot of weird angles.
I don't if I could snap my finger and make all of social media
disappear, I think I would do it, you know, I think I
would do it. Yeah, But that said, it seems like two three,
four, I don't know, maybe ten, maybe one time per year
you do the same glance that you do at your phone, what two hundred
and fifty thousand times per year? Too many times a day? Probably,
Yeah, sure, where you just kind of do it and you're like,
all right and take a look see and whether it's Twitter or whatever your go
to is, and you kind of just refresh it. And then I do
the full arm extension, eyes wide open, and I saw Shams. That's
the first one I saw Sham Sharnie, Yeah, basically saying Mark Cuban's selling
the Mavericks. And then you go, what. Yes. I was in
the middle of season two or episode two of Squid Game the Challenge on Netflix
when this happened. Are the challenges getting better? Did they do the cookie?
They did the cookie in episode two? That shows good. I liked
it. I liked squid Games, so yeah. And I'll say this and
because only it applies to my mom when I watched it with her, even
if you didn't. And Christina, she never watched the actual Squid Game,
and I think she's in on this show, like, you don't have to
have watched it, although they did do the cookie one in this one and
this At the second they pull their cookies out of the tin, they all
start licking it, and she's like, what the hell? Why is everybody
spazzing out licking Michael? On the show, they realize if you make the
cookie wet, it's a little bit easier to cut the thing out and you
can't break it. Yeah, but very grateful. When you pull it up,
you can moisturize it a little bit. Oh so good. Let me
say something that is gross. The episode two featured this one dude, and
it's a long story. You should watch it. It's great. It's fun
show to watch. But he was freaking out, like handshaking. He started
crying before you walked in the room, like he was having kind of a
mental breakdown. Now he was responsible for a lot of other people in this
scenario, but he's freaking out and the other people are like, dude,
stop crying, you're okay, and some people making fun of him. There's
a big cross section of society in there, you know, people handle things
differently. But he's wigging out, and then he starts going and almost throwing
up. They're like, oh my god, dude, don't barf and you
almost sympathize with the guy, you know, a different cap. They didn't
show it, but in a world where you're trying to cut a little cookie
and a little bit of moisture would help the cookie, I'm pretty sure he
just barfed on the cookie. Oh, because it was disgusting. Gross.
They didn't show that, But then they showed him doing the thing, and
you could tell yeah, because before you did it, I'm like, maybe
you just barf on the cookie. You need moisture for four something million dollars,
why don't you take a leak on the cookie for four million? Right?
And I don't have to eat the thing. You got to get it
out of the tiny four million easy? Yeah, anyway to a hundred k
to do what I'll do it for five dollars right now? If it doesn't
matter five dollars? What are you asking me? What a what am I
being tasked with doing? It? Actually sounds fun? Yeah, I forget.
You don't have to eat the cookie. You don't. Yeah, you
don't need the cookie anyway. That show squid Game. The challenge is good.
It's on Netflix. It's fun, especially if you watch Squid Game the
OG but if not, all good. But I'm in the middle of this
and I try to glance at my phone and I see the damn Mavericks I
guess are being sold. And that is certainly going to be a big feature
throughout the morning as we are the home Oh the Mavericks. I think you'll
hear everything you need to know about it as of this moment at six point
thirty five, most important thing in the world, but just shocking, and
those shocking moments on social social media at least interesting when you double take what
and then you double check to make sure it's a verified account or a real
account, because you don't want to get ball sacked. Well, I was
going through my emails at the time and I get a breaking news email from
the sports business newsletter website Sportico I follow for good sports business stuff I don't
know, and I was like, oh my god, I'm about to text
Mikey And then I looked at my phone and you'd already sent me the link.
But yeah, no crazy and uh, as you said, we'll cover
that in depth throughout the show today. I think the other big thing looking
forward to today. Mike is the Adam Sandler giveaway we're doing. I am
at eight o'clock. Well, you just get airone fired up real quick with
just a little impression, because it's it's so great. Come on, it's
you know, it's just so spot on. It's a little okay, hold
on, listen, it's still a little early. My voice is a little
too rasty. He did the noises. Oh that's just funny, simply funny.
Why east the man who's walking down the street to eat, the man
who's juggling his meat. Three is the man who wants to go to store.
Four is the man who paid for our sad like, what is entertainment?
I don't know, you know, it was entertained by that. It
was the dumbest idea ever and rhyme suggest somehow, but just I'm entertained,
really good. I have pulled and I mean under two second clips. Maybe
he'll do his Harry carry later now Harry carry, Okay, people doing Harry
carry, people doing other people's impersonations of Harry Carey ruined Harry carry nobody.
But I've pulled seven and seven you resembled seven, because I think it's hard
and I only have five pairs of tickets to give away, so I pulled
seven in case we have two strikeouts. I think we have two strikeouts.
Yeah, I agree. In the eight o'clock segment, I pulled seven and
I'm I'm serious under two second sound clips from Adam Sandler movies and you have
to identify what movie this was from. Okay, I think it'll be Yeah,
I think it'll be harder than we that I that I was originally guessing.
And Adam Sailor, to me, is not the joke that a lot
of people, I think, tried to turn him into in the last ten
or fifteen years. Because he does do a lot of mail in movies.
I think we can all agree, but he never stops working. So well,
whatever you think of Hub Halloween, you know what is that? Just
a movie he did on Netflix? Whatever you think Halloween, whatever you think
of The Cobbler, that's on Netflix too. Oh yeah, because he signed
the Big Netflie Do and I know what was the not Hateful Eight, but
what's the Magnificent Eight? The Magnet was him. I don't know what.
One of the first ones he did eight Crazy Nights, But then everyone immediately
was like all right, he's mailing in these Netflix things in this deal.
But I've never heard of the cobbler or oh, there's there's a bunch.
There's one where he's uh, I need to look up this name because you'll
laugh at the name of it, Adam Sandler Netflix Movies. Uh one he
is, Uh, Okay, Well there's the one he just did was You're
so Not Invited to My bod Mitzvah, which that starred his daughter's and wife.
Uh. People like that, the ridiculous six you were talking okay,
eight years ago. Hustle is a basketball movie that people liked. They only
because I loved Uh. Jewels, jewels, jewels, Jules Dunston Chiamon's diamonds,
jewels, Uh, uncut gems, uncut gems. Yes, that was
great. So I'm like, oh, he loves hoops and he'll treat hoops
with respect, not just mail in a comedy that he's prepaid to do.
Murder Mystery too, with a Murder Mystery and Murder Mystery two with Jennifer uh
Anniston heard they were terrible. They're so bad. I think I love Murder
Mysteries reviewed terribly, so you know, Hm, but there's another one where
he's like a just like a Jewish agent, and I'm like, that's a
weird one that he went ahead and decided to do. But oh, Sandy
Wexler is the name of it. I can't believe there's somebody that I've never
heard of that's it's there's a bunch of them. But he signed that deal,
which is genius because you can get that deal, you take it.
But I do appreciate that everyone says he is an awesome guy. There's first
of all, which okay, that's a comment you hear about a lot of
people. Oh he's such an awesome guy. But like when people are honoring
you at the f and Kennedy Center thing or whatever he got, No,
he got the Mark Twain Award something and they're all there and everything they end
up saying is, well, you're an effing great dude, And that's the
most important thing is you didn't let Hollywood ruin you. Is he sores sweatpants
everywhere. I mean, everyone says he is just straight up awesome, And
I I don't know, man, you can mail in all the movies you
want. You got enough hits to combat that. Yeah, but he's got
a winning percentage. I like him a lot. I do. Yeah,
and I think his show. We're giving tickets away to it at what eight
o'clock. Yeah, I think it'll be great. I can tell you that
it will be great and better than you could even expect going into it.
Yeah, because I went to the one that was here months ago and it
was amazing. But he signed a two hundred and fifty million dollar Netflix deal
for eight movies and they're all kind of tear like no one hub. Halloween
was at one point Netflix's highest stream movie QUB Halloween with Julie Bowen. You
know Julie Bowen, don't you might? I think so is a Claire from
Modern Family, Virginia Vinnett from Happy Gilmore. Oh yeah, I know,
Juliet Juli. Yeah. Yeah. They're saying that you are so not invited
to my bot. Mitzvah is seeing Sandler receive his some of the best critic
reviews of his career on Rotten Tomato. It was getting good reviews. I
couldn't have been less interested in it. But you know, I'm also not
Jewish. Yeah you're not. You know, I'm honorary Jewish, just being
from Miami. Yeah, and a lot of bar Mitzvah's. Yeah, got
tons of Jewish friends. I was at at bar Mitzvah the first time I
heard a joke that made me laugh so hard almost peede. And it's a
joke you've probably heard before, and maybe it's an old joke. I don't
know. This is the first time i'd heard it. It was my buddy
Josh Malkins bar Mitzvah and his brother Chris Malkin got up there and he said
Josh was a goofy looking kid. He had big ears, you know,
and freckles. Turned into a handsome devil. But he's like my brother.
Josh was so ugly when he was a kid. We had to hang a
pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him. Maybe that's
a common joke I've heard it since. I have not heard that before.
But I fell out of my chair laughing when I was thirteen. When did
you fall out? Were the only guy who fell out of his chair?
I was one of Josh's best friends. So, oh, it's true.
It's true. No, everyone laughed really hard, but oh it was amazing.
A porn job. I also went to one. It was a friend
of my brother's, Oh, Dave Ben's. No, not Dave Ben's,
David, David Spencer maybe. Anyway, his family was so rich, so
in it's sort of like the Miami verse version of the State Fair. We
had the Dade County Youth Fair, not the size of the Texas State Fair,
but it was a big thing back in the day, the Dade County
Youth Fair. So his theme for his bar Mitzvah was the Dave County Youth
Fair and it was essentially the same size. There was roller coasters, they
put up rats unbelievable on the same grounds as the Dade County Youth Fair.
Isn't that kind of like a thing though? For the bar Mitzvah, the
rich families go all out too. Yes, and it's a show off.
Yeah, it's a huge show off moment for I suppose your financial success,
but just to celebrate, you know, the kid or the daughter for the
bar mitzva the bot mitzvah and to blow it out. That's been a pop
culture staple in TV shows and movies forever. Though. It is the rich
family holding the big expensive Barmtsville. Oh, but it's real, Yeah,
it's real. If I mean yeah, sure, it's at levels you know
that you can actually do it. A roller coaster. Yeah, there was
a Ferris wheel roller. I mean there was multiple rides full midway at the
Dave County Youth Fair. They called it the Dave County. Yeah, the
Dave County Youth Fair. I couldn't believe it. And plus you get like
parting gifts that are nicer than anything you're gonna get it, like an Oscar's
gift back. Yeah, manscaping. I don't know why I need this.
I'm thirteen. I guess maybe it can be not me. At thirteen,
I was still waiting not me. You know, maybe it is in the
nine o'clock hour when Ben and Skin swinging here. Maybe at nine forty five
when they come in. It was one of the great bits that ever happened
when I worked on the Ben and Skin Show. Is Ben and Skin got
Travis to Travis Frederick at the Cowbich to prank Zach Martin. Now this is
back when Zach Martin was in his second year. You know, so he's
a little guarded. He wasn't well, he's always guarded, I guess,
but like he wasn't Hall of Fame Zach Martin. He was second year.
Ye still, So the idea is that Ben was calling him as a guy
who's throwing his son Noah a bar mitzvah. And they want to get two
Cowboys players there, and you know, and there is a line that this
thing went, and it went from can you wear a full uniform? And
Travis is on the phone kind of being the quarterback of them go negotiation.
Zach is on another line, just kind of going yeah, yeah, okay,
very quick. So it begins with show up in full uniform. Then
it is, hey, we're gonna need you guys to give Noah the birds
and the bees talk. Then it's because we're gonna need you to dumb gatorade
on Grandma Rose and all this is happening, and the part and I almost
don't want to tell you the ending because I almost want you to hear this.
I need to edit this and let you hear this, please do,
because I don't I don't know this at all. It's just funny because the
price and Noah is played by skin and you hear gonna is Zack Martin?
Who's Jack Martin? I went Tony Romo. He really is a little kid
yeah, hey's that Martin like that mag I haven't done it. And then
hey, the money for Travis is way higher than what it is for Zack,
and Zach goes trave them out. I'm not doing this really funny,
dude. It's probably ten minutes or more. And is it, Zach?
It goes on recording audio or I'm sorry, Travis recording audio like hitting audio.
No, No, we were in a studio, okay, Rick I
had him on the phone hit recording on Adobe audition because Travis is in on
it. You know, Travis's was in It was just a phone call.
Yeah, well to Zack it was Travis said an appearance and it would be
easy, but he thought it was just he was just on the phone call.
Yeah, so basically the calls. So Travis's laid the ground. Do
you I've got an appearance thing. Do you want to I don't want to
do it alone. Will you go with me? It'll be easy money,
just a couple hours, easy appearance fee and then you know, play details.
There's this guys just wants to go on a call real quick about the
details on the thing. So he's on and dude, I mean, it's
so wild there's an idea that Zach and Travis take Noah and get him into
the cake and that's where they deliver the Birds and the Beast speech. And
Zach was taking notes on all of it. I've been probably has this picture
on his phone. Zach took notes on all of it. Okay, so
he's got a piece of paper that's got all these questions and like just notes
of where it might go. That's my favorite. Bar Mitzvah, bar Mitzvah.
Moment bot Mitzvah, bar Mitzvah. What's the difference, boy, girl?
Is it really? Yeah? Bought Mitzvah's girls for a girl barasas for
a boy. You are honorary Jewish, think Jewish. I am, thank
you. Yeah, it's been bestowed upon me. What'd you do last night?
I went to movie phone? You went to movie fune. What did
I tell you? Yesterday? You went to an Alamo draft house cinema?
Where the hell else would I go to a movie? I went to the
Cedars, that's my Alamo draft house. Went to Cedars. Uh. I'd
eat in prior so I didn't need to eat anything delicious much less they're delicious
Mozrella sticks who. You should use the Buddy system when you're ordering Montrella sticks.
Otherwise you're gonna eat them all. You're not gonna feel great. Not
from Alamo. They're delicious. You might be fine Alamo, but anyway,
I always use the Buddy system with food. I went to Alamo Draft House
Sedars to watch The Hunger Games The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Wow,
you got it right now that I've seen it, I got it right.
Uh, I'm I'm on this weird Hunger Games kick. But it's easy to
get down that road because those movies were excellent. They were, well,
at least the first one. Again, I told you. On my plane
rush to Florida, I watched the original, and then last night watched The
Ballot of Songbirds and Snakes. There's four, yeah, there's four, okay
before this one or this there's four before this one? Okay. Same catching
Fire and Jenny. They split this sec the first the third book up in
two. I watched Jay and got terribly bored with it. So I do
think I didn't start to hear that because and do the fourth one. I
think the fourth one was just the ice it on the cake. Well,
I'm probably to go back and catch all those because I think I've said I
saw them all, but I don't remember them at all. But anyway,
just the concept of what the Hunger Games is is so smart and I kind
of want to read them all. Now. Battle Royale man pretty dark put
a Battle Royale and a futuristic society that the financial you know, crisis that
we may be in right now, and the class system collapses and you have
to create these districts and they're just inherently different levels of poor and they all
provide some thing, whether it be crops or coal, like you have your
job. Yeah, every district represents something, yes, and then those districts
eventually revolt against these rich people in the Capito who have everything. And then
their punishment for that is fine, We're gonna pick two of your boy and
a girl every year, and you guys are gonna fight to the death,
essentially for our entertainment, possibly to remind you of your place. It's just
fascinating, and honestly, give us another few thousand years. And who knows.
I've heard the books are great, what direct Yeah, Christina's read the
books and said she loved him and pointed out a few differences from there is
a movie. But anyway, this so the Hunger Games, as most of
us know it start in I don't know what year it is for them,
year thirty forty. I don't know what year it is for the for the
Hunger Games or this one, no, the original the well technically yeah,
it's actually it's eighty fourth, eighty four the first one. So fine,
yeah, okay, that sounds right, eighty fourth Hunger Games. This one.
The new movie that's out, The Ballad of Songbird and Snakes, is
the tenth Hunger Games. And JAJ did a great job reviewing it the other
week, and I listened, and you know, she nailed it. So
I'll say some of the same stuff where it's essentially they started the Hunger Games,
the interest is waning. They're not really getting it right. It's not
out in this big field or in a plot of land or a city why,
whatever the size of it is. It's in an arena and they just
don't have it down yet. I mean, everything's very rudimentary. How the
television system works, and how the the tributes are, you know, what
weapons they I mean, everything, it's all just very rudimentary. But I
thought it was awesome. And maybe it's because I'm a kick for this whole
story right now, but I thought it was good. Man. It was
long. It was longer than I thought. How long is It's two and
a half. But it's come on, it's it needed to be if the
book itself, because they told me the book itself, it's like seventy five
hours to read the book. So they left out some stuff obviously, you
know, the beginning introducing who he is Snow because he's a very he was
very poor, so they they're apparently in the book, there's this whole section
about that that they you know, they kind of introduced it in the movie,
but how to go by it fast? It's hard to put everything obviously
in the books in the movie. So Snow is Donald Southwy, Yeah,
that's he's President Snow in the Hunger Game, who we learned, you know,
comes to run essentially everything and this is the blonde boy and the yeah,
he's the blonde boy. This is when he was eighteen years old or
whatever, and he was poor and he's pretending to, you know, be
rich in the Land of the rich. And he was also good, kind
of good. It's really good. And then is he bad at the end.
There's a lot of nuance to it and a lot of reasons that would
explain why someone would go from you know, morally good too bad, and
decisions you have to face and actions you have to act act out. I
thought it was really cool, man, It was really good, well acted,
fun Villa Davis awesome as always. The two eye colors. What do
you think of that? Oh, yeah, you're right, I love some
chromia. Yeah, yeah, dude, question. I enjoyed it. So
if we aired the Hunger Games, Let's look, I want everyone to live
and have a fruitful life. But let's be really frank here. We're probably
a little overpopulated thanks to people like Philip Rivers, and there's a lot of
people out there who, let's just be honest, don't have anything to live
for. Okay, we that far, but I wouldn't either. Good,
let's agree not to. But if they offered a nice cash prize and they
were going to air the Hunger Games Wednesday nights on ABC every Wednesday, yes,
or on premium streaming service live Stream, I don't think that's out of
the realm. If you allowed people who are incredibly desolate to have a Battle
of twenty four. Let's say, and the winner gets one or ten or
however many million dollars. As pathetic as it is, you would not have
that hard of a time filling out a roster. Twenty three people would die
and all of America would watch. Yes, it would be a rare It
might be the thing that could take down the NFL. You say that,
but that's that's also what this movie kind of shows. It's like, it's
more to it than that. That's not keeping the people interested enough, Like
what is going to keep the people from watching it? Yeah, so you're
adding in different things, different creative things to make the show interesting, which
is, you know, kind of sick. But the first couple everyone,
Yes, dude, no one would miss that. In the real world,
you know, no one would miss that. There would be a little pushback
by some some state laws, some state laws you come across, the can't
air that here, not in our state. A lot, you can't air
live murder. We can't even gamble in our state. This this movie was
before they implemented gambling on the Hunger Games. Yeah, probably, and Snow
said it, And because Snow had ideas for how to make it better.
Yeah, and how to market it and everything. Did say that He's like,
maybe even someday we'll let people gamble on it, which turned it into
you know what, it was eighty seventy four years later or whatever. What
did you think of the set, like the setting in the city, the
capitol, because you know, obviously, in the Hunger Games, like I
told you, it was like grand and beautiful and colorful and people were so
look basically artistic and joyful and colorful, and that's not the case at all
in this one. And I think it's because of obviously the time, yeah,
the years and the year and the technology I guess that is very advanced
in the traditional Hunger Games and less so on this. I loved it.
I really loved it all. It was long, and only because I worked
this shift that started saying, oh god, I didn't know it was this
long. Yeah, cared, But it really for a movie that I thought
when it originally came out was sort of like a teen angst movie, which
maybe on some level it is. It was my ex wife, she used
to have all these movies and I would call them all hot teens in space,
you know, because there's about forty movies that fit that, and you
know what, most of them are pretty good and they have cool stories because
they're from books generally. But I thought that's all this was. And now
the more I think about it, I just find the whole concept of the
Hunger Games and this someone having the balls or the creativity to write this book
find it amazing and fascinating. So yeah, I think it's more young adult
than you would say, like teen Twilight is like teen. I think this
is more so young adult because it's a very dark situation and it's a lot
of like, yeah, lessons of life and how we see people, and
it's a lot. It's crazy that Peter Dinklage in this thing. Yeah,
great, the Dnker, the Dinkers in it. How weird that his name
is Dinklage and he was in Tiptoes. He's in Tiptoes and it all comes
back to Tiptoes. Gary Holdman's role of a lifetime Mike. I'm gonna say
there's no five, so I know, I know, Build Belichick Raves,
it's hilarious. I'm stuck between three and a half and four. Dumplingstart a
five, yeah, three point seveny five? Okay, why not cut this
dumpling up even further. Coming up next wait Mark Cubans selling the MAVs.
But why We'll tell you next time. Ninety seven one free