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Good damn morning, Good damn morning. Take a flock on the nose.

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Wednesday, November twenty ninethe under ninety
seven to one the freak. My name

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is schl Sidawa, Michael Siroy and
I am one half of the tandem getting

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you through the morning till ten am
today. Kevin Turner is the other.

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JJ Jackson will be the one holding
it all down. Kevin, and here

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he is one of your comedy first
responders. It's Kevin. Thank Kevin.

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I wanted to be like Captain Caveman
and announce my presence by yelling out my

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name. Not a bad bit,
right, sorry've been running around. I

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had to go fill up my thorough
flu are How are you feeling, little

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buddy? I felt yeah, I
feel good. Yeah. We were worried

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for health last couple of days.
We didn't talk much about it, but

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you were under the weather a little
bit. We can't have it. We're

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fragile right now. Yeah. I
want to be too open about it either,

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because you don't want to do the
thing where you talk about being sick

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and then your coworkers are like he
said, he was feeling bad and that's

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why I'm sick. But if you
say it now. They're not up,

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You're none of them are up.
None of them. Only the first responders

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are up. And our favorite six
am listeners are just out there crushing already

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this morning. A couple of them
usually hit us up on the text,

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give us a good morning, let
us know that we're going the damn thing.

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Maybe one of those days where we
give them some Trevor Noah tickets in

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the six am segment. I think
so, maybe are one of our ones.

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S Jason says. It's a young
lady who's a big supporter, and

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she texts or tweets us every morning
right at six o'clock. Let us know

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she's up. We're doing this damn
thing. Let me see if she run

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anything bad today. No Happy hump
day to your lovely buds. Huns with

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all of us attached, rose to
find our baby goat Luca went for forty

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one with Papa in the house with
smiley face heart emojis, kisses, very

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sweet good morning. Yeah, we
were very mad's intensive today on the home

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of What the hell? What a
day? What a lot of weird angles.

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I don't if I could snap my
finger and make all of social media

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disappear, I think I would do
it, you know, I think I

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would do it. Yeah, But
that said, it seems like two three,

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four, I don't know, maybe
ten, maybe one time per year

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you do the same glance that you
do at your phone, what two hundred

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and fifty thousand times per year?
Too many times a day? Probably,

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Yeah, sure, where you just
kind of do it and you're like,

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all right and take a look see
and whether it's Twitter or whatever your go

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to is, and you kind of
just refresh it. And then I do

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the full arm extension, eyes wide
open, and I saw Shams. That's

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the first one I saw Sham Sharnie, Yeah, basically saying Mark Cuban's selling

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the Mavericks. And then you go, what. Yes. I was in

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the middle of season two or episode
two of Squid Game the Challenge on Netflix

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when this happened. Are the challenges
getting better? Did they do the cookie?

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They did the cookie in episode two? That shows good. I liked

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it. I liked squid Games,
so yeah. And I'll say this and

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because only it applies to my mom
when I watched it with her, even

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if you didn't. And Christina,
she never watched the actual Squid Game,

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and I think she's in on this
show, like, you don't have to

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have watched it, although they did
do the cookie one in this one and

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this At the second they pull their
cookies out of the tin, they all

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start licking it, and she's like, what the hell? Why is everybody

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spazzing out licking Michael? On the
show, they realize if you make the

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cookie wet, it's a little bit
easier to cut the thing out and you

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can't break it. Yeah, but
very grateful. When you pull it up,

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you can moisturize it a little bit. Oh so good. Let me

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say something that is gross. The
episode two featured this one dude, and

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it's a long story. You should
watch it. It's great. It's fun

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show to watch. But he was
freaking out, like handshaking. He started

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crying before you walked in the room, like he was having kind of a

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mental breakdown. Now he was responsible
for a lot of other people in this

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scenario, but he's freaking out and
the other people are like, dude,

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stop crying, you're okay, and
some people making fun of him. There's

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a big cross section of society in
there, you know, people handle things

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differently. But he's wigging out,
and then he starts going and almost throwing

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up. They're like, oh my
god, dude, don't barf and you

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almost sympathize with the guy, you
know, a different cap. They didn't

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show it, but in a world
where you're trying to cut a little cookie

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and a little bit of moisture would
help the cookie, I'm pretty sure he

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just barfed on the cookie. Oh, because it was disgusting. Gross.

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They didn't show that, But then
they showed him doing the thing, and

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you could tell yeah, because before
you did it, I'm like, maybe

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you just barf on the cookie.
You need moisture for four something million dollars,

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why don't you take a leak on
the cookie for four million? Right?

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And I don't have to eat the
thing. You got to get it

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out of the tiny four million easy? Yeah, anyway to a hundred k

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to do what I'll do it for
five dollars right now? If it doesn't

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matter five dollars? What are you
asking me? What a what am I

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being tasked with doing? It?
Actually sounds fun? Yeah, I forget.

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You don't have to eat the cookie. You don't. Yeah, you

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don't need the cookie anyway. That
show squid Game. The challenge is good.

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It's on Netflix. It's fun,
especially if you watch Squid Game the

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OG but if not, all good. But I'm in the middle of this

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and I try to glance at my
phone and I see the damn Mavericks I

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guess are being sold. And that
is certainly going to be a big feature

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throughout the morning as we are the
home Oh the Mavericks. I think you'll

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hear everything you need to know about
it as of this moment at six point

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thirty five, most important thing in
the world, but just shocking, and

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those shocking moments on social social media
at least interesting when you double take what

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and then you double check to make
sure it's a verified account or a real

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account, because you don't want to
get ball sacked. Well, I was

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going through my emails at the time
and I get a breaking news email from

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the sports business newsletter website Sportico I
follow for good sports business stuff I don't

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know, and I was like,
oh my god, I'm about to text

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Mikey And then I looked at my
phone and you'd already sent me the link.

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But yeah, no crazy and uh, as you said, we'll cover

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that in depth throughout the show today. I think the other big thing looking

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forward to today. Mike is the
Adam Sandler giveaway we're doing. I am

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at eight o'clock. Well, you
just get airone fired up real quick with

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just a little impression, because it's
it's so great. Come on, it's

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you know, it's just so spot
on. It's a little okay, hold

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on, listen, it's still a
little early. My voice is a little

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too rasty. He did the noises. Oh that's just funny, simply funny.

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Why east the man who's walking down
the street to eat, the man

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who's juggling his meat. Three is
the man who wants to go to store.

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Four is the man who paid for
our sad like, what is entertainment?

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I don't know, you know,
it was entertained by that. It

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was the dumbest idea ever and rhyme
suggest somehow, but just I'm entertained,

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really good. I have pulled and
I mean under two second clips. Maybe

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he'll do his Harry carry later now
Harry carry, Okay, people doing Harry

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carry, people doing other people's impersonations
of Harry Carey ruined Harry carry nobody.

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But I've pulled seven and seven you
resembled seven, because I think it's hard

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and I only have five pairs of
tickets to give away, so I pulled

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seven in case we have two strikeouts. I think we have two strikeouts.

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Yeah, I agree. In the
eight o'clock segment, I pulled seven and

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I'm I'm serious under two second sound
clips from Adam Sandler movies and you have

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to identify what movie this was from. Okay, I think it'll be Yeah,

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I think it'll be harder than we
that I that I was originally guessing.

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And Adam Sailor, to me,
is not the joke that a lot

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of people, I think, tried
to turn him into in the last ten

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or fifteen years. Because he does
do a lot of mail in movies.

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I think we can all agree,
but he never stops working. So well,

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whatever you think of Hub Halloween,
you know what is that? Just

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a movie he did on Netflix?
Whatever you think Halloween, whatever you think

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of The Cobbler, that's on Netflix
too. Oh yeah, because he signed

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the Big Netflie Do and I know
what was the not Hateful Eight, but

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what's the Magnificent Eight? The Magnet
was him. I don't know what.

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One of the first ones he did
eight Crazy Nights, But then everyone immediately

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was like all right, he's mailing
in these Netflix things in this deal.

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But I've never heard of the cobbler
or oh, there's there's a bunch.

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There's one where he's uh, I
need to look up this name because you'll

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laugh at the name of it,
Adam Sandler Netflix Movies. Uh one he

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is, Uh, Okay, Well
there's the one he just did was You're

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so Not Invited to My bod Mitzvah, which that starred his daughter's and wife.

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Uh. People like that, the
ridiculous six you were talking okay,

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eight years ago. Hustle is a
basketball movie that people liked. They only

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because I loved Uh. Jewels,
jewels, jewels, Jules Dunston Chiamon's diamonds,

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jewels, Uh, uncut gems,
uncut gems. Yes, that was

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great. So I'm like, oh, he loves hoops and he'll treat hoops

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with respect, not just mail in
a comedy that he's prepaid to do.

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Murder Mystery too, with a Murder
Mystery and Murder Mystery two with Jennifer uh

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Anniston heard they were terrible. They're
so bad. I think I love Murder

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Mysteries reviewed terribly, so you know, Hm, but there's another one where

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he's like a just like a Jewish
agent, and I'm like, that's a

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weird one that he went ahead and
decided to do. But oh, Sandy

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Wexler is the name of it.
I can't believe there's somebody that I've never

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heard of that's it's there's a bunch
of them. But he signed that deal,

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which is genius because you can get
that deal, you take it.

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But I do appreciate that everyone says
he is an awesome guy. There's first

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of all, which okay, that's
a comment you hear about a lot of

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people. Oh he's such an awesome
guy. But like when people are honoring

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you at the f and Kennedy Center
thing or whatever he got, No,

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he got the Mark Twain Award something
and they're all there and everything they end

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up saying is, well, you're
an effing great dude, And that's the

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most important thing is you didn't let
Hollywood ruin you. Is he sores sweatpants

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everywhere. I mean, everyone says
he is just straight up awesome, And

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I I don't know, man,
you can mail in all the movies you

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want. You got enough hits to
combat that. Yeah, but he's got

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a winning percentage. I like him
a lot. I do. Yeah,

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and I think his show. We're
giving tickets away to it at what eight

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o'clock. Yeah, I think it'll
be great. I can tell you that

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it will be great and better than
you could even expect going into it.

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Yeah, because I went to the
one that was here months ago and it

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was amazing. But he signed a
two hundred and fifty million dollar Netflix deal

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for eight movies and they're all kind
of tear like no one hub. Halloween

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was at one point Netflix's highest stream
movie QUB Halloween with Julie Bowen. You

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know Julie Bowen, don't you might? I think so is a Claire from

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Modern Family, Virginia Vinnett from Happy
Gilmore. Oh yeah, I know,

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Juliet Juli. Yeah. Yeah.
They're saying that you are so not invited

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to my bot. Mitzvah is seeing
Sandler receive his some of the best critic

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reviews of his career on Rotten Tomato. It was getting good reviews. I

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couldn't have been less interested in it. But you know, I'm also not

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Jewish. Yeah you're not. You
know, I'm honorary Jewish, just being

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from Miami. Yeah, and a
lot of bar Mitzvah's. Yeah, got

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tons of Jewish friends. I was
at at bar Mitzvah the first time I

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heard a joke that made me laugh
so hard almost peede. And it's a

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joke you've probably heard before, and
maybe it's an old joke. I don't

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know. This is the first time
i'd heard it. It was my buddy

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Josh Malkins bar Mitzvah and his brother
Chris Malkin got up there and he said

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Josh was a goofy looking kid.
He had big ears, you know,

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and freckles. Turned into a handsome
devil. But he's like my brother.

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Josh was so ugly when he was
a kid. We had to hang a

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pork chop around his neck so the
dog would play with him. Maybe that's

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a common joke I've heard it since. I have not heard that before.

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But I fell out of my chair
laughing when I was thirteen. When did

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you fall out? Were the only
guy who fell out of his chair?

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I was one of Josh's best friends. So, oh, it's true.

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It's true. No, everyone laughed
really hard, but oh it was amazing.

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A porn job. I also went
to one. It was a friend

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of my brother's, Oh, Dave
Ben's. No, not Dave Ben's,

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David, David Spencer maybe. Anyway, his family was so rich, so

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in it's sort of like the Miami
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had the Dade County Youth Fair,
not the size of the Texas State Fair,

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but it was a big thing back
in the day, the Dade County

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Youth Fair. So his theme for
his bar Mitzvah was the Dave County Youth

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Fair and it was essentially the same
size. There was roller coasters, they

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put up rats unbelievable on the same
grounds as the Dade County Youth Fair.

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Isn't that kind of like a thing
though? For the bar Mitzvah, the

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rich families go all out too.
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Yeah, it's a huge show off
moment for I suppose your financial success,

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but just to celebrate, you know, the kid or the daughter for the

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bar mitzva the bot mitzvah and to
blow it out. That's been a pop

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culture staple in TV shows and movies
forever. Though. It is the rich

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family holding the big expensive Barmtsville.
Oh, but it's real, Yeah,

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it's real. If I mean yeah, sure, it's at levels you know

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that you can actually do it.
A roller coaster. Yeah, there was

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a Ferris wheel roller. I mean
there was multiple rides full midway at the

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Dave County Youth Fair. They called
it the Dave County. Yeah, the

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Dave County Youth Fair. I couldn't
believe it. And plus you get like

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parting gifts that are nicer than anything
you're gonna get it, like an Oscar's

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gift back. Yeah, manscaping.
I don't know why I need this.

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I'm thirteen. I guess maybe it
can be not me. At thirteen,

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I was still waiting not me.
You know, maybe it is in the

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nine o'clock hour when Ben and Skin
swinging here. Maybe at nine forty five

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when they come in. It was
one of the great bits that ever happened

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when I worked on the Ben and
Skin Show. Is Ben and Skin got

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Travis to Travis Frederick at the Cowbich
to prank Zach Martin. Now this is

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back when Zach Martin was in his
second year. You know, so he's

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a little guarded. He wasn't well, he's always guarded, I guess,

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but like he wasn't Hall of Fame
Zach Martin. He was second year.

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Ye still, So the idea is
that Ben was calling him as a guy

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who's throwing his son Noah a bar
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Cowboys players there, and you know, and there is a line that this

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thing went, and it went from
can you wear a full uniform? And

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Travis is on the phone kind of
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Zach is on another line, just
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very quick. So it begins with
show up in full uniform. Then

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it is, hey, we're gonna
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and the bees talk. Then it's
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on Grandma Rose and all this is
happening, and the part and I almost

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don't want to tell you the ending
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I need to edit this and let
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because I don't I don't know this
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price and Noah is played by skin
and you hear gonna is Zack Martin?

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Who's Jack Martin? I went Tony
Romo. He really is a little kid

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yeah, hey's that Martin like that
mag I haven't done it. And then

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hey, the money for Travis is
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and Zach goes trave them out.
I'm not doing this really funny,

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dude. It's probably ten minutes or
more. And is it, Zach?

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It goes on recording audio or I'm
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No, No, we were in
a studio, okay, Rick I

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had him on the phone hit recording
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it. You know, Travis's was
in It was just a phone call.

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Travis said an appearance and it would be

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easy, but he thought it was
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Yeah, so basically the calls.
So Travis's laid the ground. Do

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you I've got an appearance thing.
Do you want to I don't want to

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do it alone. Will you go
with me? It'll be easy money,

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just a couple hours, easy appearance
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There's this guys just wants to go
on a call real quick about the

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details on the thing. So he's
on and dude, I mean, it's

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so wild there's an idea that Zach
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the cake and that's where they deliver
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Zach was taking notes on all of
it. I've been probably has this picture

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on his phone. Zach took notes
on all of it. Okay, so

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he's got a piece of paper that's
got all these questions and like just notes

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of where it might go. That's
my favorite. Bar Mitzvah, bar Mitzvah.

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Moment bot Mitzvah, bar Mitzvah.
What's the difference, boy, girl?

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Is it really? Yeah? Bought
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a boy. You are honorary Jewish, think Jewish. I am, thank

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you. Yeah, it's been bestowed
upon me. What'd you do last night?

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I went to movie phone? You
went to movie fune. What did

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I tell you? Yesterday? You
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Where the hell else would I go
to a movie? I went to the

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Cedars, that's my Alamo draft house. Went to Cedars. Uh. I'd

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eat in prior so I didn't need
to eat anything delicious much less they're delicious

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Mozrella sticks who. You should use
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Otherwise you're gonna eat them all.
You're not gonna feel great. Not

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from Alamo. They're delicious. You
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I always use the Buddy system with
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Sedars to watch The Hunger Games The
Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Wow,

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you got it right now that I've
seen it, I got it right.

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Uh, I'm I'm on this weird
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get down that road because those movies
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at least the first one. Again, I told you. On my plane

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rush to Florida, I watched the
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Ballot of Songbirds and Snakes. There's
four, yeah, there's four, okay

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before this one or this there's four
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Fire and Jenny. They split this
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two. I watched Jay and got
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think I didn't start to hear that
because and do the fourth one. I

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think the fourth one was just the
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I'm probably to go back and catch
all those because I think I've said I

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saw them all, but I don't
remember them at all. But anyway,

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just the concept of what the Hunger
Games is is so smart and I kind

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of want to read them all.
Now. Battle Royale man pretty dark put

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a Battle Royale and a futuristic society
that the financial you know, crisis that

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we may be in right now,
and the class system collapses and you have

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to create these districts and they're just
inherently different levels of poor and they all

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provide some thing, whether it be
crops or coal, like you have your

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job. Yeah, every district represents
something, yes, and then those districts

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eventually revolt against these rich people in
the Capito who have everything. And then

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their punishment for that is fine,
We're gonna pick two of your boy and

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a girl every year, and you
guys are gonna fight to the death,

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essentially for our entertainment, possibly to
remind you of your place. It's just

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fascinating, and honestly, give us
another few thousand years. And who knows.

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I've heard the books are great,
what direct Yeah, Christina's read the

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books and said she loved him and
pointed out a few differences from there is

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a movie. But anyway, this
so the Hunger Games, as most of

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us know it start in I don't
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year thirty forty. I don't know
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Hunger Games or this one, no, the original the well technically yeah,

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it's actually it's eighty fourth, eighty
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yeah, okay, that sounds right, eighty fourth Hunger Games. This one.

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The new movie that's out, The
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the tenth Hunger Games. And JAJ
did a great job reviewing it the other

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week, and I listened, and
you know, she nailed it. So

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I'll say some of the same stuff
where it's essentially they started the Hunger Games,

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the interest is waning. They're not
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out in this big field or in
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whatever the size of it is.
It's in an arena and they just

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don't have it down yet. I
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television system works, and how the
the tributes are, you know, what

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weapons they I mean, everything,
it's all just very rudimentary. But I

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thought it was awesome. And maybe
it's because I'm a kick for this whole

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story right now, but I thought
it was good. Man. It was

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long. It was longer than I
thought. How long is It's two and

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a half. But it's come on, it's it needed to be if the

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book itself, because they told me
the book itself, it's like seventy five

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hours to read the book. So
they left out some stuff obviously, you

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know, the beginning introducing who he
is Snow because he's a very he was

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very poor, so they they're apparently
in the book, there's this whole section

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about that that they you know,
they kind of introduced it in the movie,

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but how to go by it fast? It's hard to put everything obviously

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in the books in the movie.
So Snow is Donald Southwy, Yeah,

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that's he's President Snow in the Hunger
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comes to run essentially everything and this
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he's the blonde boy. This is
when he was eighteen years old or

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whatever, and he was poor and
he's pretending to, you know, be

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rich in the Land of the rich. And he was also good, kind

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of good. It's really good.
And then is he bad at the end.

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There's a lot of nuance to it
and a lot of reasons that would

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explain why someone would go from you
know, morally good too bad, and

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decisions you have to face and actions
you have to act act out. I

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thought it was really cool, man, It was really good, well acted,

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fun Villa Davis awesome as always.
The two eye colors. What do

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you think of that? Oh,
yeah, you're right, I love some

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chromia. Yeah, yeah, dude, question. I enjoyed it. So

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if we aired the Hunger Games,
Let's look, I want everyone to live

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and have a fruitful life. But
let's be really frank here. We're probably

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a little overpopulated thanks to people like
Philip Rivers, and there's a lot of

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people out there who, let's just
be honest, don't have anything to live

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for. Okay, we that far, but I wouldn't either. Good,

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let's agree not to. But if
they offered a nice cash prize and they

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were going to air the Hunger Games
Wednesday nights on ABC every Wednesday, yes,

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or on premium streaming service live Stream, I don't think that's out of

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the realm. If you allowed people
who are incredibly desolate to have a Battle

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of twenty four. Let's say,
and the winner gets one or ten or

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however many million dollars. As pathetic
as it is, you would not have

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that hard of a time filling out
a roster. Twenty three people would die

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and all of America would watch.
Yes, it would be a rare It

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might be the thing that could take
down the NFL. You say that,

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but that's that's also what this movie
kind of shows. It's like, it's

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more to it than that. That's
not keeping the people interested enough, Like

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what is going to keep the people
from watching it? Yeah, so you're

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adding in different things, different creative
things to make the show interesting, which

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is, you know, kind of
sick. But the first couple everyone,

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Yes, dude, no one would
miss that. In the real world,

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you know, no one would miss
that. There would be a little pushback

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by some some state laws, some
state laws you come across, the can't

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air that here, not in our
state. A lot, you can't air

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live murder. We can't even gamble
in our state. This this movie was

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before they implemented gambling on the Hunger
Games. Yeah, probably, and Snow

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said it, And because Snow had
ideas for how to make it better.

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Yeah, and how to market it
and everything. Did say that He's like,

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maybe even someday we'll let people gamble
on it, which turned it into

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you know what, it was eighty
seventy four years later or whatever. What

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did you think of the set,
like the setting in the city, the

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capitol, because you know, obviously, in the Hunger Games, like I

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told you, it was like grand
and beautiful and colorful and people were so

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look basically artistic and joyful and colorful, and that's not the case at all

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in this one. And I think
it's because of obviously the time, yeah,

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the years and the year and the
technology I guess that is very advanced

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in the traditional Hunger Games and less
so on this. I loved it.

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I really loved it all. It
was long, and only because I worked

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this shift that started saying, oh
god, I didn't know it was this

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long. Yeah, cared, But
it really for a movie that I thought

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when it originally came out was sort
of like a teen angst movie, which

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maybe on some level it is.
It was my ex wife, she used

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to have all these movies and I
would call them all hot teens in space,

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you know, because there's about forty
movies that fit that, and you

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know what, most of them are
pretty good and they have cool stories because

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they're from books generally. But I
thought that's all this was. And now

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the more I think about it,
I just find the whole concept of the

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Hunger Games and this someone having the
balls or the creativity to write this book

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find it amazing and fascinating. So
yeah, I think it's more young adult

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than you would say, like teen
Twilight is like teen. I think this

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is more so young adult because it's
a very dark situation and it's a lot

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of like, yeah, lessons of
life and how we see people, and

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it's a lot. It's crazy that
Peter Dinklage in this thing. Yeah,

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great, the Dnker, the Dinkers
in it. How weird that his name

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is Dinklage and he was in Tiptoes. He's in Tiptoes and it all comes

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back to Tiptoes. Gary Holdman's role
of a lifetime Mike. I'm gonna say

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there's no five, so I know, I know, Build Belichick Raves,

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it's hilarious. I'm stuck between three
and a half and four. Dumplingstart a

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five, yeah, three point seveny
five? Okay, why not cut this

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dumpling up even further. Coming up
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