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Hey, listeners, It's E.
J. Miller. I'm the producer and

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writer here at Fast Food Horror.
Before we get any further, I just

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have a couple of quick announcements.
For one, this episode is our season

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one finale. Just saying that out
loud just gave me chills. I never

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imagined I'd get to twenty seven episodes
in season one. But don't worry.

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Fast Food Horror will be coming back
in January of twenty twenty four with all

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new creepy and suspenseful stories just for
you. And two, this episode will

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be voiced by none other than the
very talented Jonathan Inbody. Jonathan is a

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tremendous voice, talent, and writer. His stories have been featured on the

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No Sleep podcast and most notably and
most importantly, on his very own acid

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horror anthology called Gray Matter. Highly
highly recommend you go check it out.

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It is on every major podcasting platform
available, and don't worry, you don't

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need to start at episode one.
You can skip around. It's an anthology

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series of separate stories that are sure
to thrill, excite, and creep you

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out at times, and if you
listen very very carefully, you might just

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recognize a familiar voice over there at
gray Matter again highly recommend you check them

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out, but without further ado,
I'll hand the show off to Igor and

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take you to this week's creepy tale
I goor take it away. Welcome listeners

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to this final episode in season one
of our anthology entitled The Collector by E.

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J. Miller and narrated by Jonathan
Inbody of Gray Matter and Acid Horror

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Anthology podcast for which I am such
a big fan. Every business starts out

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as someone's passing fancy before it pivots
into a hobby, then takes flight into

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a passion before they figure out how
to make a and then the profit becomes

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the thing, the driving force.
I started out at garage sales finding things

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to resell online, you know,
collectibles, knick knacks, bobbleheads, nineteen

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eighties McDonald's glasses, beanie babies,
toys, and comics. That turned into

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visiting thrift stores, searching for that
diamond in the rough label and name brand

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clothing, vintage apparel and fashion.
I found out some items just needed to

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be washed and mended to fetch a
high ROI to some buyer on eBay.

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Other items were highly sought after concert
shirts, sneakers, vinyls, and jewelry.

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Things changed when I started coming across
gaming consoles and the cartridges that went

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with them, the cash they fetched. Then I went to the big time

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is state sales. The things you
could find there art, coin and stamp

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collections, antique this and that.
I once bought an old locked steamer trunk,

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not because I thought so no one
could use it for a function,

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but because I thought it would be
a better decoration for some hipster. I

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knew I could clean it up and
get a nice return on my money.

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Locke, to my surprise, was
easy to pick ah the things you can

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learn on YouTube. Thank you gen
Z. Inside was too perfectly preserved World

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War One officer uniforms with metals,
multiple sabers, and a vintage Colt revolver,

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photos and a diary. I made
my money back ten times over.

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I gave the diary and photos to
the family. I'm not a monster.

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Thanks to certain TV shows, the
competition for those things really started cutting into

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my profits. The closer you were
to a population center, the more people

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you had to outbid. Once you
found something poof, there were ten other

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people over your shoulder offering the owner
more or the owner got smart and what

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was once there junk was now a
lotto ticket. So I started traveling further

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out to more remote areas where there
wasn't much competition, to smaller and smaller

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towns, to areas so far off
the map that even my GPS was shrugging

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its virtual shoulders, rural areas,
locales where I could find older homes where

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the owners perhaps were shall we say, down on their luck, both financially

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and healthwise, or maybe just not
that bright. A few days ago,

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I brought home a hall. I
was passing through one of those small towns

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getting gas. It barely counted as
a town, it was so small.

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Actually, the gas station was one
of the only things in that town.

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It consisted of a post office,
a library which was closed, a schoolhouse

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also closed, a few shacks that
passed his homes, and the gas station.

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I made small talk with the attendant
while I stretched my legs, and

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I inquired about any estate sales or
collectors in town that he knew of.

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A twenty dollars bill got me the
address of an old man who had recently

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passed. His brother was cleaning out
his house and he might be interested in

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selling The address was remote, to
say the lead. It was up a

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dirt road that consisted of nothing more
than two tire tracks that meandered through the

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woods for a few miles to a
large clearing. That's where I found the

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two story wood construct that was clearly
made without a professional architect, paint peeling

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porch, leaning weeds and lawn trying
to take back the property that was once

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theirs. The recently deceased brother was
Odd, an elderly, gruff character that

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didn't talk much. He grunted,
mumbled, and nodded. As a matter

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of fact, I don't believe he
said one intelligible word the whole time I

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was there. I had offered my
condolences. Then I asked if he was

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selling any of his brother's collection I
had heard about in town. He grunted

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and then gestured for me to follow. He led me through the house.

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A winding path took us through the
dark and dusty rooms time had forgotten,

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over creaking floorboards and around furniture from
the last century. He guided me down

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the basement steps to three wooden armoires
and gestured for me to look within.

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I opened the first to find shoe
boxes stacked one atop another filling the space.

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I peeked into each and found leather
boots of various styles and colors,

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a hall in pristine condition. I
tried to hide my excitement so as not

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to drive up the price. I
removed one box and took a boot out,

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worked it around in my hands.
It was actual leather, not plastic

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or some synthetic, and the leather
was remarkable, no scuffs, no flaking,

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and the craftsmanship of the stitching.
Each box was easily worth three hundred

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dollars if they all displayed the same
quality and craftsmanship. I gently closed the

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box and replaced it into the armoire. I tried to keep my expression stony

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and shrugged at the old man.
He gestured to the second armoire, and

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he opened its door and let out
a grunt. There I found multiple black

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garment bags. I gently selected one, trying to hold back my excitement,

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and worked the zipper to find a
beautiful leather duster. Just like the boots.

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It was in perfect condition, and
it was actual leather, not one

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imperfection nowhere, no scuff marks,
and the stitching was remarkable. I returned

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the coat into the garment bag and
replaced it in the armoire. I peeked

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inside the other garment bags, seventeen
in all, all various styles, from

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dusters to biker jackets, all of
this beautiful, perfect leather. I gently

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closed the armoire and tried to keep
my face expressionless. I turned my host

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and again shrugged, and he grunted
and opened the third armoir. As the

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doors opened, the contents came tumbling
out like an apparel avalanche and a cloud

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of dust. Boots, sneakers and
shoes, dirty and worn pants and skirts,

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tattered and stained, hats of all
manner and style, crumpled and flatten,

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piled out onto the floor. The
smell that followed must have been from

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whatever small animals had made their home
within. I covered my face, not

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only to hide my displeasure, but
to stop the stench from entering my nostrils.

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I shook my head and made my
offer for the contents of the first

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two armoires five hundred dollars, without
going into detail. I walked away with

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both for about seven fifty I was
easily going to make more than ten times

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my investment, or so I thought. I got my haul back home and

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started unloading into my garage slash office. Then went about the process of trying

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to catalog and price everything, looking
for tags or a maker's mark to help

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establish a price point. Most items
of high quality have a maker's mark or

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a tag. I started with the
coats, and there it was easily seen.

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Stitched with elegant, careful precision,
into the inside collar of each jacket

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was a name. Seventeen different names, none I was familiar with. I

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marked them all in my sheet and
moved onto the boots. I admired each

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the precision and craftsmanship they were each
created, with the detail, and began

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the search for the mark. And
sure enough, on the inside of each

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right boot was the mark. High
up on the lip was a name,

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lovingly stitched, none of which I
was familiar. Spoiler, I'm not gonna

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make my money back, not because
the makers weren't famous or well known.

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I'm probably not gonna get any money. Actually, I started feeding the names

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into a Google search. None of
the names came back as known craftsmen or

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makers of leather goods, designers or
stores. They all shared one thing,

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though, one commonality. Name after
name, I received a hit for each.

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They were all the names of missing
persons since nineteen sixty four. Every

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name from various states and two countries. My mind already connected the dots I

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wasn't willing to say out loud.
I called the cops, the boots,

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the coats. They were leather,
but they were not made of traditional animal

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hives. They were human, at
least that's what the officer told me at

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their forensics lab, and after I
gave my statement, the detective speculated that

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the third arm wire I mentioned was
most likely the personal effects of the victims.

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I gave the detectives precise directions to
the address. God knows what else

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they'll find.
