You would. Balon and Colts one oh one point three kd WB were one
day away from KDWB. Yeah, we're gonna talk about it a lot,
obviously because we want to make sure you're all ready to go. And also
today is Winning Wednesday. We have Madison Beard tickets on the twenties all throughout
our show, So a lot coming up today, Colt, anything you want
to add I kind of want to talk about your knife and how you're slicing
and dicing yourself up at work. That's not the greatest thing to do.
You know what. Nothing is safe with your fluid all over the studio,
feel uncomfortable anything like that, So maybe we could talk about that next.
That's fine. So were you just trying to get blood all over the studio
or No? I'm not trying to like track vampires and bears. I'm just
simply no. I don't know what's wrong. I got the stupid kind of
navel oranges I got here. Let me tell you I got I don't the
orange. The orange is stupid. Let me tell you what happened. Let
me rewind. I'm at Tarja. I see the word heirloom on these oranges
on my time means they're good. That means they came from like seeds.
Back, is that true? I think I made that up. Don't they
all come from seeds? No, that's how I'm You're right. I didn't
finish my sentence like they're from like you know how, like you when you
buy a dog, if you're someone who buys it, I'm gonna this is
not making sense. What listen? You know how like if you're someone who
buys dog from a breeder, Yes, you look at the papers to see
like, oh, this dad won all those awards. Yeah, that's that's
who I want to be, the dad of my dog. So that's the
same thing. I think. I couldn't be wrong when it says heirloom,
like heirloom tomatoes, it's like, that's yeah, the best kind of that
fruit trees exactly, you're getting it. So when I saw heirloom navels,
like that's great. But the problem is now I'm so used to like tho
little clementines, you peel so easily. I get to work at these stupid
faked fake nails. Almost sud a bad word at these stupid fake nails.
I only did it for my birthday. I hate fake nails. So I
had to get a knife, a plastic knife. I can't feel it.
This is the worst story. And I'm sawing. I am sawing, and
I didn't know until three saws in. It was sawing through my actual thumb
with a plastic fork. How catalloused is your thumb that you didn't even feel
it didn't feel it, especially with her. I had gone on like you
focus on that orange. You're like, oh, this is gonna be the
best tasting orange ever. And it was an average orange at best. It
was an average orange. So I have a wound, a gay thing.
Some would call it wound, which that word's gross. And everything is awesome,
sticky and just orange over on your side. I did do all of
that on all my work paperwork, and then I saw a stack of plates
behind me I could have used. I screamed, and the hay Fan guys
were like, you good. I just cut my thumb with the plast knife
and they all go a one said welcome to being old, and the other
one said what possible? And I was like, okay, you're definitely not
from a thorough bread and I'm just telling you that I'm from Indiana. Nothing
about me was thorough bread. I never questioned that, but those oranges weren't
either. Is that really what heirloom means? Did I make that up?
I don't know. I thought an heirloom was like just something passed down from
like a generational family. Right heirloom so are But that could be. But
I don't know how to spell it. H E I R l O O
M. But you the seeds, they have been passed down from like the
greatest orange street ever, right, heirloom seeds It existed more than fifty Yeah,
this is like the seeds of all. I don't like how pompous your
orange is. I don't like that, But I don't think oranges your flex
on other fruits. I feel like you usually see heirloom for tomatoes, So
when I saw it for the oranges, I was like, we got to
get a back. Am I just poor? Why have I never seen like
this discounted fruit that's bruised? Nobody even I grew up on. Like,
my dad has a garden every year, so he's like very set on the
certain types if you have if you have a gardener, a farmer, and
your family, like there are only certain types of tomatoes, my dad will
plant. He's very loyal to like the types. And you and I were
out here, like I thought there was just one type of tomato and no
farmers. People who do gardens, they'll cut you for saying something like that
with their killing. Apparently that's rude. I'm out here, I'm trying to
survive, trying. Now, what else do you have something nice you'd like
to say to me? No, but we do have Madison Beer tickets,
which is cool. That is something nice to someone else. Yeah, she's
going to be at the Fillmore on the twenty fourth. We have tickets on
the twenties, so right when we come back, we'll have your first chance
to run around win around two twenty on Katie Doube. This is the fella
fallon and cults one to one point three KDWB. Madison Bee is going to
be of the Fillmore April twenty four. You might know this song. And
we have tickets every hour on the twenties, So we're gonna give those right
now to Collar ten at six, five, one, nine, eight nine
kg WB while we grab our winner. We're gonna come back in a second.
We're gonna like congratulate our winner, but also we're gonna do the pop
Culture Minute. This someone in Hollywood called out Sydney Sweeney for what for being
unattractive and a horrible actress, and she has clapped back. We'll cover that
when we come back on KDWB Fellon and Colt on one oh one point three
KDWB. Now, my husband always By the way, your pop Culture Minute
is brought to you by Ovo Lesigan Lenz finding at ovoi dot com and shout
out to Rena who just got our Addison beer tickets. Will have another pair
of those coming up at three twenty on Katie w B. My husband claims
he has never seen a photo of Sidney Sweeney. Some even know who she
is, which is a really funny. Every other video on his uh reels
or TikTok is her. Probably probably, But there's this famous Hollywood producer.
Her name is Carol Baum, and she's done bigger things. She's done like
a father of the Bride and vaum and she is. She made a comment
saying, yeah, is this the right Carol? She's born in nineteen sixty
three. Yeah, she's an older woman. I mean she was the pot.
Why is she hating on Sidney Sweeney? Then no one knows, but
she said that she's not pretty and she's not a good actress. She's eighty
one. Why is she saying these things? Probably honestly, because she's eighty
one, probably at that point, Like I don't know, Like I think
you start saying things that are on your mind and you shouldn't. I don't
know. So Sidney Sweeney's rap responded with this, and I was like,
yeah, yeah, yeah. How sad that a woman in the position,
in that position is using it to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to
attack another woman. If tearing down another woman is what Carol has learned during
her decades in the business and she feels it appropriate to pass that on to
her students, then that's truly shameful to unjustly disparage a fellow female producer speaks
volumes about Miss Baum's character, and then Miss Bomb immediately was like, yeah,
I made a mistake. I wish I would have never said anything.
She said that crapping on another actor like that in public isn't usually her style,
and she said she's been getting a lot of hate mail over Oh.
She also produced Buffy the Vampire Slayer of that movie Okay, yeah that one.
So she had like she did, she had actually like a good career
you have, if that makes sense. Okay. By the way, I
heard someone they I said that her the other day, I have riz and
you didn't really like comment on that, like if you believe that or not.
But I heard someone I call themselves the Rizzler and it made me,
oh, yeah, I've read that. People say yea, I'm that rizzly
Bear, and I'm like, oh, yeah you are. Do you think
I am the rizsly Bear? You got yeah, you got a little risly
in you. Thank you so much. Welcome. Sizza is gonna be getting
acknowledged for the Songwriters Hall of Fame gala, so she will receive the How
David Starlight Award at the annual Induction ceremony or Induction dinner this summer. And
previous winners of course, Taylor Swift, Post Malone, Lil Nasac, Alicia
Keys, Drake, Selena Gomez, his boyfriend Benny Blanco, which I think
people know who Benny Blanco is about saying Selena Gomez his boyfriend, but they
say phenomenal artists like Beyonce and Taylor are pushing the envelope, but the last
two years belonged to Sizza incredible, incredible songwriting and incredible performances. So I
thought that was really cool. And that is your pop culture minute. We
have anyone listening who when we come back, and these are I fall into
this category. Anyone listening who has been on jury duty, had jury duty,
I have. Anyone listening has lost a bunch of weight, I've lost
a decent amount and gained it back, or dealt with a terrible customer,
which is probably anyone who works in customer service. We'll do anyone listening who
when we come back on one on one point three KATIWB and ganged you listen,
it's beautiful things it eve Salin and cult on one O one point three
kd WB. Anybody listening who. We did this in the two o'clock hour
to warm everyone up. Okay, we're warming you up for the day,
and you're unhinged. I don't know what it is about the two o'clockers,
but there's something you got, some stories, some life you have lived.
So anyone listening who has been uh to jury duty, served, has lost
a bunch of weight, or has dealt with a terrible customer. You can
call now six five to one nine eight nine, KATIEWB. You can also
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to one on one point three KATIEWB. I just want to remind you really
quick we do have our keyword for your chance to want one thousand dollars coming
up. And just like as soon as we're I was taking a couple of
calls with anyone listening who, so just get ready for that keyword for your
chance to win. Anyone listening who has been to jury duty, has lost
a bunch of weight, or has dealt with a terrible customer? Which one
were you? I lost a ton of weight? Yees? Are we?
It's rude to ask? How much? Is that something you like? Want
to share? You gus? YESNS, Look did you go? How did
you do it? And how long did it take you? I had gastric
bypass of all six years ago. Yep. I had a friend I've had
my friend's mom had that, and I have a friend that had some version
of that and it was life changing for them. Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
What do you think is the biggest difference you do now compared to when
you were gaining all of the weight, Like what is the habit you changed?
Like what did you switch it out with anything? Or well? I
just have confidence. Yeah. Confidence is the huge, the huge thing.
I was so depressed and hated everything, and now I see life totally different.
I love that. Yeah, you sound uppy and happy. What do
you think about things like ozepic and the semaglue tide and things like that.
Now I worry about the regain because I heard somebody say that you you want
to you have to go on it for life, and then if you decide
to go off of it, you can gain it all back. I haven't
had any issues with any weight gain yet from oh okay surgery, but I
wouldn't want that. That would be even more depressing than it was before.
Is it crazy to think that? Like? Do you wander sometimes like how
did I get a how did I tie my shoes? Yeah? Yeah know?
And just walking up a flight of stairs without being winded now is crazy
on that? Yeah? That sounds nice. Yeah, thanks for the call,
Katie w BB. I lost a bunch of weight. I used to
do about three forty you know big guys. People would guess I'm like two
sixty. I held it well, you know sixty. Long story short is,
uh, I had some health issues, you know, and I have
two beautiful daughters now, so just trying to change it up. But I
had gastric bypass in August of twenty three, which was great, did a
job. I'm like one seventy now and dang, yeah, well, I
mean it doesn't help. I smoke a little crack on the weekend, not
just playing. I know that's extreme. Every dietician recommends I heard, yeah
for sure. No. But the one thing I like to tell people,
you know they have it. The P is for pipe. Okay, let
go, let go, and uh I just tell people that watch those porch
and you know, we don't have to eat at breakfast, lunch and dinner.
The caveman didn't eat breakfast, lunch and dinner. They ate when they
were hungry. Yeah, that's what I tell myself. I know it's easier
said than done, especially when you got emotions and depression. You know,
we just go right to the fridge or whatnot. But if help, reach
out, get some help. If gastric bypasses, you been well and if
you like smoking cracks, go for that. You're a wise man. Wise
man once said, thank you, BC, you have a good day.
Katie w B. Hello, Hi, which category do you fall into?
I would be a crazy customer story. Okay, let's hear it. I
used to work at a pestiflies store, local chain, and one time a
man reader believes that our food had gotten his puppies thick, and he brought
in a dead puppy. What Yeah, he had it wrapped up in a
blanket and he's like, I need to speak with the manager immediately, and
who you know. They went to go talk in the back, but he
just, like nonchilocly put it on the counter and was like, there's a
dead puppy in here. Is way too calm? Was he like yelling or
I mean he had to be like out of his mind to do that.
It was scarry. He was so calm. And we're like, we're none
of the other dogs got sick, so we don't know what actually positive I
mean, sadly, sometimes that just happens. Yeah, little yeah, that
was That was the new bar for bad customer stories. Absolutely, that's terrifying.
Yep, that'll do it. Wow. Well, thanks, thank you
for sharing. That is crazy one on one point three, Katy W.
B Alt Fallon and Colts one on one point three, Katy W. B.
Anyone listening who has it didn't get any jury duty today? That's okay
to share your Jerry Duty stories. I guess, I guess maybe did you
watch that show Jerry Duty? It was so good? Why it was like
the talk of the town, like less than a year ago. I have
no idea what you're talking about right now at all? All right, I
have not who James mar Okay, that's not the point of this whole thing.
Anyone listening who has lost a bunch of weight or dealt with a terrible
customer? Hello, katiewb. Witchers. Okay. My terrible customer experience was
I was working at a popular store in like Minneapolis area. They have a
bunch of them. I don't want to say the store, that's all.
But my coworker the next week I came in and she was like, hey,
I saw that you were working on this day and I'm like, yeah,
what happened? She was like, yeah, A customer called and apparently
closing time was playing. We were closing the store. They called and complaints
that we did that on purpose. I like try to like give everyone a
hand to get the hell out. Yes, and obviously, like you know,
I'm like seventeen, and I'm like, no, this is like a
playlist that's hilarious, and like who takes the time to call a store to
complain about something like that? And also what a great song you know doesn't
get does get the airplay anymore? I know? So yes, that is
my story. Well, thank you for sharing. We appreciate it. Hello,
Katie w b oh, this is real real. Which category did you
fall into? The crazy customer category? What happened? Well, I was
working at Subway and I had a customer who wanted handfuls and handfuls and handfuls
of pickles, and we had a rule at Subway we could only do stick
pickles for a foot or Yes, dude, I used to work a subway
and that's so true. He actually told me I suck at my job.
Asked for the manager. It was great. My daughter loved hearing hearing that
story over and over again. So how many pickles did she end up with?
Oh? Man, it was like three handfuls. And then I was
like, okay, I have to go with the manager because I know she's
gonna I'm going to get my butt shoot out later. For some reason.
The people who go to Subway too, they be so mean to you.
And I used to work there. They're just so demanding about They're like,
can you just do an extra scoop at me? And I'm like it's extra
and they're like, who, no one's watching, Just put it on right
man? Did you ever steal any subs when you work there? No,
we actually got a free six inch every day that we work. Nice.
I may have dropped a cookie on the floor every now and then, Hell
yeah, I drop something. Oh yeah, those cookies are dangerous. Oh
good they are. Hey, well, thank you for calling. I respect
all sandwich artists across the country. That's a good deal. I would take
it, artists. Don't forget that. I would take a six inch any
day of the week. Yeah you will, all right, Thank you,
love you, love you. Bye, nice you love me, Thank you.
So you can see talent and on one on one point three, katiewb.
It's interesting. We just did a topic where one of the questions was
who has lost a bunch of weight, which we didn't get to. One
guy and he said he lost like a crazy amount of weight. I think
I think he's seriously said like close to two hundred pounds in three months,
which sounds so much. And he said he literally just stopped drinking soda.
He was like, I was a heavy soda drinker, no dyeing sodas or
anything. I was like, that's crazy, but good for you. But
it's it's an interesting transition because Colt wants to lose weight and he he has
a plan of how he wants to accomplish that, and we need to lay
down some actual logistics because he pitched it to me the other day. I
don't think you're two into one aspect of it, but it's integral in this
process. We'll talk about it when we come back. That just ends it
really does it? Really does that. That was eminem on one on one
point three Katie w b with Fallon and Colt the other day. Colt,
I don't I think cold is perfect the way he is almost like, you've
been eating a lot lately, so you don't. I'm the one that eats
in the studio and you don't eat anything ever in here, other than you
went through a phase where you were eating a lot of popcorn. Well it
was a caramel corn, but you haven't but you ate it all. So
you haven't had any snacks in like two weeks. It's went limited. Like
I used to be so thin and fit. Okay, Well, I go
through these ups and downs with I'm like the male version of Oprah, where
it's just it's a lot of fluctuation, so you don't feel like you're at
your best right now. No, when I was here, last time you
saw me, you could say it what I was Jack. I'm looking for
compliments like Jack looking humble. I'm not saying the last one. You are
always a wonderful person. Yeah, and then I had two kids. I
moved away. You didn't have the kids. You Actually my body went through
this crazy process of having two children, and I was sadzas when I moved
way and I comeback and I just all I want to do to get back
to where I was is lose twenty five pounds. Okay, that's the goal.
Yeah, so I've been terrible before. I didn't have kids when I
was healthy, and I there's snacks all over the house, like goldfish and
cheeze it and so many snacks they want toast in the morning. I want
toast in the morning. I'll finish it and I do a dad tax by
okay. Anyways, so take just that to genius. Yeah, so to
keep me disciplined held accountable. You mean you're going to take a picture of
me and a speed up? No? I absolutely, Why am I being
punished? Your wife should take it together. I didn't sign up. I
said I'll support you. I need a photo of me and a speed up.
Okay. If I don't lose twenty five pounds by what date? Bye?
This is scary. This is gonna cut it close. June we have
suddenly coming up June twenty second. Correct, we do? We have that
one thing? Possibly? Yeah, we do? Yeah, by June twenty
second. Hey, I did the math. It's like nine weeks. That
is what I was doing over here. Not just ignore it. I count.
Okay, So June twenty second, twenty five pounds, so little,
one week over so two months. We'll do the weigh in at that thing.
Okay. Possibly, if I don't lose the weight, the photos go
live of me the before picture right now, that will be super embarrassing and
humbling. If you do lose the weight, what what do you you just
get the happiness of you had lost the way? Yes, and the south
Well, I mean, if you want to buy me something, I think
you're gonna say, you still have to take a pic of me. I
get big in the speedo after all. Right, So are you starting today?
Yeah? Well come on there, here we go. I have something
coming up tonight. But yeah, tomorrow, I'll start tomorrow or Monday.
Okay, you have to take you have to take a photo of you weighing
in on the scale then, because I don't have a scale here at work.
I get If you don't want to see me in a speedo right now,
whatever, I'll have my wife do it. That's you. What kind
of speedo do you have laying around? Is it like a zebra print?
Well? Oh yeah, I probably should say why I have a speedo?
There was a thing for a radio thing now years ago. But it is
a blue leopard print. Yes, oh god, it's so tiger king,
it really is. So yeah, that's what's happening. Twenty five pounds by
June twenty second. If it doesn't happen, the photos go live. Okay,
twenty five pounds, got it locked in? And other than that,
we have Madison Beer tickets next, so be around Balon and Colt Stalin and
cults on winning Wednesday on KATIEWB with Madison Beer tickets. She's going to be
at the Fillmore coming up April twenty fourth, and we have your tickets right
now if you are colored ten at six' five one nine eight nine ADWB.
Today's trending with Felon and Colt on one on. I just saw this
story and it's not surprising because Caitlin Clark has basically been the reason all records
are being broken. Her w NBA Draft broke records as the most viewed ever,
which isn't surprising. ESPN announced Tuesday that two point four or five million
people tuned in watch the Indiana Fever take her with the number one overall pick,
smashing the previous high of six hundred and one thousand viewers, and that
was in two thousand and four. So I feel like if the numbers keep
going up, the salary scale will eventually change, you would think. Speaking
of basketball players, though this is cool locally. Anthony Edwards has officially been
selected to represent USA at the twenty twenty four Olympics, So that's grace great
not grace, but absolutely. And they're talking about the prices of cigarettes being
what does that bother you? So one of my family members is gonna be
mad right now. Fifteen dollars a pack? What is it? Now?
I'll bee hundred percent honest. I have no idea what cigarettes cost right now.
Wait, that's what it's going to go up to, I guess.
So can you text us really quick? Five, three, nine to one?
What does it cost? Yeah? What's a pack of six? Which
or like my whole code in high school. Old co workers would call them
smoky treats, which grossed me out so much. I'm going out for a
smoky tree. But oh, I feel like when I was young, it
was like seven or eight dollars in like twenty twelve. Okay, I don't
know, I don't know. I remember my mom used to be heavy on
the misty lights and my dad would be like, shaved those camel But so
we got to earn us a jacket, one of the Joe camel jackets.
So bad. Oh, oh my god, I'm so sorry for your life.
Thank you so much. The anti smoking move would set the highest minimum
price for mokes in the country, and it would ban discounts. That's a
proposal headed towards a full council vote next week would also ban those discounts,
coupon, set those minimum prices for other tobacco products, and ban smoking inside
cigar and hookah lounges. It's so crazy that, like, I know a
lot of smokers, and I know a lot of smokers who are down on
their luck financially, but they still somehow, somehow find some money ten or
eleven they're saying basically summer twelve fifty, some are eleven seventy three, ten
ish eleven ish dollars, So that definitely would be a big difference. People
have smoking like two packs a day out there. I see you, Richard
Bonsett was wonderful, Like if you're smoking two packs, like the price might
not be your only worry, Like, listen down, there are issues going
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three KDWB, Balon and Colts on one oh one point three KDWB. Tuesdays,
we typically have Promotions director Ted in to play clip Quiz with us,
and as of late, well just last week, we forced him to come
in on Friday to play radios Categories with us, which was very fun.
And Ted always comes in and he's like, I had an idea for the
show and I love that energy. Yeah, and so he started kind of
ranting on something and we were like, actually, it's really good. Save
that and we'll do a new special feature. And so Colt who dubbed himself
production Daddy. He put this together, PD, he put this together to
kick things off. And then as soon as your your intro finishes up,
Ted, you can dive right in. Sure. All right, let's hear
it here we go. Ted Talks. I feel like I'm on a National
geographic show. Well, take your hoots out, then your hoots. Okay,
that was such a mystical Yeah, beautiful, Thank you for doing that,
Production Daddy. Okay. Well, you know, sometimes I just I
sit and I think about the complexities of life. And I was driving the
other day and I thought, why do they call it settling down? Yeah,
there's nothing settling about settling down. When you settle down in a relationship,
in a marriage, starting a family, you're doubling your schedules, doubling
your feelings, buying a house, having a kid, setting up joint bank
accounts, kid's birthday parties, trips to home depot, baby and bride showers,
all right, being accommodating to your new in laws. So true,
What says settling down about that? If anything, you're just ramping up.
There is nothing chill about settling down. That is so weird. My Ted
talk for today beautiful. You have such a valid point because you aren't settling,
Like I mean, you're you're done with the search for the partner,
right, so in that aspect of your search is so much easier compared to
everything Ted just said, that's a lot of argument about dishes whose family you're
going to visit over the holidays. You're right, I don't even think of
those toilet paper back on the roll, Like, why are you using so
much fuller? Cowl up off the ground when you're done with it. It's
been ten minutes. Have you heard of personal hygiene? Trim your push a
little bit? Why are there so many things in your purse? I can't
find the germ Ex. I mean, I feel like we've made our point.
Yeah, yeah, Ted, That's pretty much what I got. So,
I mean, but you're staying in your relationship though. This is what
I'm saying, is that settling down is essentially ramping up to the big leagues
of the relationship. Yes, Like, I don't know. When you're by
yourself, it's your own time. You can do anything you want, especially
you live a selfish lifestyle. But then when you settle down, you're not
selfish anymore. Some people are some people that are settled and the other ones
are ramping up, and those people settled to settle down with that person.
Ye, well, I think this went well. I would love to have
another Ted talk with you. I think next week you have a hot take
on Jennifer Lopez. So come back next week for our Ted talk, like
a little like you don't have to say the whole thing with a little.
It'll give it away. It'll give it away, Okay. I'm here for
whether it's you love or you hat, So that's kind of you'll find out
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katiewb with Fallon and Cults. I am. I could admit that I'm at
times I will do things. I'm I'm an emotional reactor. I have a
hard time when something triggers me to like take a take a beat, as
someone would say, and like pause and think it through before I react.
But I've been stewing on something for a solid like week and a half now,
and I'm about to do something that I think is petty, and I
need to know if it's too petty. Normally, you're not petty either because
you're so direct and blund so you just get it out of the way.
People know how you feel. That's accurate. But I'm gonna tell you what
I'm thinking about doing, and you let me know if I should pull back
to Betty or not. I'll tell you when we come back on KDWB fallon
and cold on one on one point three kd w B. Okay, I
have two sisters. One I'm not as close to and one I'm very close
to, like incredibly close to. She's like eight and a half years older
than me. She is like you know. She always says, I raised
you. That's what she always says. I have my mom's sister, No
mom, okay, So Kara hurt with her dads. Her dad passed away.
He wasn't ever in her life anyway. I don't know like birthdays.
I know my dad's never gonna send me anything. He just does and he'll
call. My other sister isn't going to My mama will always send us something.
And it's not about the gifts. I think it's just kind of like
there's only a couple of family members that seemingly care, you know what I
mean, like think about you on your birthday, and she is like one
of them. Well, it is true when you don't get stuff from family
members and you realize how out there alone you are. So it's nice to
have somebody in it with you, right, And my mom tries. My
mom just to have a ton of money, and that's fine, it's but
she always tries to make things special for me, and that I genuinely appreciate,
Like she like picked out little things that were special for me. But
she even dm me, yeah, telling me like cause we were going over
to your house for Easter, She's like, make sure you get like I
don't know if you want to get a car for fhlings. It's her birthday's
coming up. So she's like telling other people to write right. Well for
my sister, Like I said, eight and a half years older than me.
So when she turned like forty years old, I was like, Okay.
I lived in Minnesota at the time, and I was like, this
is gonna be hard, but I'm gonna throw her a surprise party. So
I rented a venue I catered it. I invited, you know, all
the friends and family. I got like little decorations where you blow up huge
photos of her when she was a baby. Oh you went, so you
went like all out but extra, even bought her a cl crazy expensive purse,
crazy expensive flew in surprise. She was like what and it was.
It was great. It was a great a great party, fun times.
So so there was a lot of thought behind that. I spent months planning
this. Yeah. So I just had my big birthday and I do not
care about the amount of money spent on me. But now that we're you
know, for the non special birthdays, she lives in Florida, I'll be
like, hey, send you a Venmo for money. Go get your nails
or hair done or whatever, get dinner, whatever, and she'll do it
for me. I never care. But she did it for this birthday.
She said. She literally called me super early in the morning, so I
didn't answer because I was with Olive, and she was like, happy birthday,
send you a Venmo. Then she texted later, did you get my
Venmo? And I was like, yeah, thank you. And it has
bothered me so much. I don't care about the amount of money it wasn't
even a birthday card, and it was like, it's a big birthday and
I just after the birthday you prepare for and spend a lot of time on
yeahs, Like does she not remember all the stuff I did? Is she
in her mind? Does she think her husband did all of that? Maybe
maybe it's like been too long, she doesn't remember. And I'm trying not
to be a baby about it, but it's I was like, I'm not
gonna say anything, but every night when you start having your reckless thoughts late
at night, that's what my crazy one. What do you think the disconnect
is? Where like you so you are mad that she didn't put enough thought
behind me, put any thought into it after you made sure she was covered.
I wanted to make sure she felt special for her big day. And
you guys have this pact because you're like the only ones in the family who
look out besides your mom. Right. So I was like, I'm not
gonna say anything to her. I'm gonna let it go. But then the
other day I was like, you know what, I was getting really annoyed
by it, and I was like my friends from high school each bought me
thoughtful like like personalized, thoughtful gifts. Some were like probably five, some
were ten dollars whatever, but a lot of thought went into them. And
so I had the idea, I'm going to take a picture of all of
them sitting there and then post the picture on Facebook and be like, I'm
so thankful for such considerate friends who took so much time to personally pick out
gifts to make me feel special on such a big birthday. That might be
the most petty because I know on Facebook, Yeah, and she's gonna be
like so annoyed by it? Is that too petty? You let me know.
You can text in five through nine two one Katie w B one,
or you call I can handle it six five, one, nine eight nine
Katie w B. So your vote is, uh, hello petty one on
one point three Katie w B with Fallon and Colts, So uh quick recap
love my sister. We're very close, We're kind of each other's people.
And so for her fortieth birthday, I threw her a huge party, big
surprise party, put a lot of thought into it, and got her a
really nice gift, all that stuff, and then my birthday just came out,
my big one, and she sent me a venmo. I do not
care about the amount of money. I just couldn't believe she just sent me
a venmo, like, not even a birthday card in the mail. And
I was like, I gotta get over it. I got to move on.
But it keeps bothering me every day, and I don't know why.
It's because it's her specifically. If it was someone else, I would I
don't think i'd care. Yeah, you expect something a little more like sentimental
from somebody who's that important in your life. Well, and for my big
birthdays. And I know you're not supposed to do things blah blah blah,
but so I have the idea of I take a photo of all the thoughtful
gifts my friends got me and make a post on Facebook because I know she'll
see it and be like, I just want to take a minute to think.
All of my friends are pending in so much time and thought into this
big birthday for me. Is it petty or not? You get Palin,
I can't believe you care about that. You know what I did? Like,
so I feel so betrayed by her. I would do, but nobody
in my birthday did anything good till my last word July birthday. I had
the best sixtieth birthday ever. I was so thankful. And I don't do
anything for anybody. I'm too lazy. But I did do a huge thing
for her and she did nothing for me. You get to feel good about
that. My dad always that's true. When you do something for somebody,
you can't expect nothing bad. That's such a good like a toddler life.
Lesson even worry about it. Well, thank you for the call. We
appreciate you. Hey, Katie w B. Do you think Balan's petty or
what? So? I did not think that she's petty, because if I
remember right, this is the sister that Ballan took her kids on to Europe.
Yeah I did. Actually, oh, I become your sister in May
and May I took her kids to Switzerland and parents. Dang dude, I'm
in the wrong family tree. Yeah, for her nephew's birthday. So sound's
not being petty. I would do the same thing. And this just shows
that founds the true Minnesota. Now, yeah, you reached the level you
are pinnacle Minnesota. I gotta get the tattoo now, thank you, Hi,
Katie w B. Okay, I think it is a little bit petty.
But you know, I just I think if I were you, I
would just do it. And yeah, just what she says. I'm kind
of like your sister though, where I would just tign the veno, especially
because I don't know what my younger sister likes. But you know, some
some people are like that, babe, They're just not thoughtful people, see.
But I feel like she's so thoughtful. She's very religious. She's like
it spends all of her time committed to the community, all these people and
doing these thoughtful things for them. Like she is incredibly fussful. So I'm
like, uh, what did she forget which birthday it was? Maybe?
Yeah. I mean you know, it's like I said, on a scale
of want two times for pettiness of what you're thinking about doing, I've given
maybe just a five. It'll take it. Oh that's so low. Thank
you. Hi KDWB Hi Fallin. I gotta just say it is kind of
petty of you that I'm not gonna lie like I'm I'm a big gift giver
myself, Like when it comes to like Christmas and birthdays and stuff like I'll
like waste a big chunk of my paycheck, especially for people I care about.
And when it comes to like Christmas and stuff for people getting gifts for
me, I tell everybody I don't want anything like it's just you don't take
a picture of the stuff you did get and then call everybody who didn't get
you stuff and then post it on Facebook. Never do that, honestly,
mate, getting gifts because I feel like I'm put on the Spottle moment.
Yeah yeah, well cool, Thank you for your opinion. They're massive amount
of text coming in if you ever want to text us five three, nine,
two to one. It's all nice stuff though, right, honestly,
it's actually shocking though so many people are on your side. Okay, all
right, there's a lot of fallon. I have a sister too, not
too petty, not too petty, passive, aggressive, you're efficiently a Minnesota
girl, Hella petty and I love it. Okay, extremely petty. Maybe
you should just tell her how you feel petties. However, I think your
sister might be the kind of person that doesn't realize that the post is directed
towards her. I don't know. Make sure it's always, but I don't
know, honestly, maybe not super duper petty. Ps love the Found and
Cult show. Oh what selfless shout out. I love Petty and this is
perfect. It's okay to let people know when they hurt your feelings. And
then somebody said, what if she's planning on doing something, but she just
Nope, not at all. At this point, I think we can agree
we passed that, but I think she's just saying it here in this safe
space. Has made me feel better about it until tonight when I have my
dark, intrusive thoughts late at night aka nine pm, and you post it
anyways. Yeah, yeah, you're so right though, Like if this was
a friend whatever, but like a sibling, you got to have that sibling
only class now and then I love my other sister. It's just that she's
we just don't have that same bond. She's just like able to send like
a Facebook post and that, and I that's what I expect. Sounds a
little petty. No, that's what she does is close. We've had issues
with her life decisions called we're gonna next, Yeah, what does silent sister
do? No, I'm gonna call the other one live on the radio and
say you hurt my feelings. Then she'll turn around and let me know how
I've hurt hers, and I'm like just kidding. Gotta go Winning Wednesday on
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of her, but that doesn't mean that she's not very successful. But this
movie producer who has done the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie and Father of the
Bride. Her name is Carol and she called Sydney Sweeney saying or she didn't
call her. I guess she spoke out loud telling people she's not pretty and
not a good actress, which is kind of crazy because she's eighty one,
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it girl right now for how she looks and also like her movies. So
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and I am getting a lot of hate, and I do apologize basically
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like, you will not believe what happened to be at work today with a
coworker call and what he said to her. She's like, can't get it
off her mind. We're going to talk to her when we come back.
And just a few minutes on one to one point three a KDWB. I'm
glad we could be that someone for you. Oh my god. I don't
know why, but I mean I listened to you every day and I'm like
on my lunch break and I was like, I feel like I just have
to share. And you were the first people that came to mind. So
we are honored. What happened, Oh my gosh. Okay, well this
literally just happened about two hours ago. And yes, so I worked for
an ad agency and I work from home, but we do have like a
little regional office and you know, sometimes I go there, but mostly it's
from home. Okay, and the main office is in Chicago or whatever.
But I was just on a call with basically a huge group of my you
know, colleagues or whatever. And I get up to the call and then
I get a call, like personal call from one of the people that was
on the team call. Okay, long story short, Uh, this guy,
this colleague I guess we don't call him, tells me that he's in
love with me. Oh okay, tell me, yeah, Like this is
crazy. So let's just in perspective here. This is someone I've never met.
It's someone that I Yeah, this is someone that I see because ninety
percent of my work is remote and it's on all these like zooms and calls
and you know, Slack channel huddles every day. Do you interact like one
on one on zoom though, or is this like out of the blue?
Hardly ever interact with this person because he also hardly ever has his camera on.
So okay, yes, So in terms of what I see, it's
a tiny little thumbnail on literally on Slack. Sorry Slack. I don't mean
to put you know, Slack fantastic, but it's literally like a thumbnail on
Slack. Yeah, here's what's weird, you guys. He literally starts talking
like I don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but I had to
tell someone. So he starts telling me that he's in love with me,
that he couldn't put it off any long. He had to call me and
literally confessed with love for me. And then this is where my jaw is
like still on the floor, like need to pick it up. He tells
me, you guys, that he is willing to leave his family shut up
poor me. Yes, and moved here to be with me because I guess
he's based in Chicago, which is where like most of the company is.
Yes, WHOAOA so you but you've never You've never had like drinks or other
interactions person never. He is a thumbnail in my world of work. Oh
what is he doing behind that thumbnail? And here's your voice. He told
me to talk about that. So this guy just he's on work meetings with
you and somehow has built up in his head he is in love with you.
I mean, you must have a great personality, very beautiful and miss
having all the great things about you, and I thank you, my girl.
Hive it up so much in his head, He's like, I'll throw
my entire family away. I don't know. I don't even know if that
means wife or wife kids. I don't know what that means. And just
to be with a woman he's never even had a coffee with. You're like
dying? Am I in meetings? What is happening? So what are you
gonna do now? Like? What is the next step? What do you
say to him? When he admits with you? True? I literally was
just like I appreciate the compliment. But I just said, and I don't
like I didn't know what to say, but I just said, so,
yeah, I don't exactly feel the same way, but I appreciate it,
but I think it's the best if we just pretty much act like this called
it and happened, And tomorrow he turns his camera on and he's like the
most dashing dude ever, so handsome, and she's just sitting there with a
six pack looking at you. I'm gonna guess she's still okay with him not
leaving his family. Oh yeah, that's that's true. That's true. Charlene
has been the highlight of my day. I am sure it'll be one you
get to tell people about for quite some time. And nobody tells me they
love me at work jesting this all. Thank you for letting me just because,
Please do anytime. One on one point three, Katie w b along
with me the new Sabrina Carpenter called Espress, so apparently her biggest debut she's
ever had. So congrats to Sabrina Carpenter. Thank you on her behalf.
Accept that that's different. Things are excess died and we still stayed with them.
We do it every week and Colt and I will look at each other
and we're like, was you know, has it run its courseet? And
then we get more calls and it's all things to you and your exes.
We'll do when we come back on Katie w B one on one point three
Katie w B with Fallon and Colt. Think about it. You probably have
an X or you have a friend you can text me. You better call
Katie w B right now, tell them about the things you're exited. And
yet you deal stayed with him even though I told you he was lying to
you the whole time. And is so annoying because and I don't know why
people do this, but they ask for advice from their friends, they get
the advice, they do the exact opposite. That's correct, That is correct.
That's because you're confused. Here's an example of things our excess did and
we stayed with them. On Valentine's Day. He made me order of the
kid's menu and I still paid. That's like, why did you make her
order? Everyone's even paying. I don't get it. It's so funny.
We had an awful We had one where it was this girl's anniversary of birthday
care. Remember but her man got her a necklace, only to kind of
find out that he broke into the neighbor's house and stole the necklace and then
found out when he got arrested. That's a good time, stayed with him
for six more months. Absolutely, So what's yours? Things your ex did
and you still stayed with them? Call us Now, we're not gonna make
fun of you. We're gonna laugh with you, because see you're out of
that relationship. Now we can laugh together about it. Right, the trauma
is now the comedy, okay, exactly six nine eight nine kd w B.
Also, don't forget coming up at five twenty, we have your winning
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with him sixty five one nine eight nine kd WB, uh ballon and Colts
one on one point three KDWB. Things our exes did and we still stayed
with them. What's yours? So, three weeks into datings, I veiled
him out of jail, only to find out that he had been flirting with
the jailer the whole time he was in there. Wait, the jailer,
Yeah, who was a woman. And that was the first of twelve times
that I veiled him out of jail. What wow? Okay, so did
you finally think twelve's the number I'm done? Or what happened that you finally
ended it? Well, so we're going to be celebrating our fifteen year wedding
anniversary this long. Oh my god, Okay, do I even want to
know why he was in jail so many times? Well, it was kind
of one of those little catch twenty two where if you don't pay your fines,
they'll keep putting you back in jail. So it wasn't his fault,
Is that what you're saying it was? I mean, I mean, I
mean did he Did you ever think that he was trying to get back into
jail just to see the jailer? I mean not until you said that don
ruin her? Happy? Yeah, time for my week with the jailer this
year. Or you know, maybe that's why he wanted to buy any dinner
tonight. We're going to unpack that. You're welcome, Thank you for that
and congratulations. Do all right now, you had something quite different happened,
right, So it was a little a case of identity theft. Whose identity
did your boyfriend Steele. So he sold my dad's identity is he was actually
doing it around me and I was too blinded to see it. And next
thing I know, he gave me a cardist for a credit card and he's
like here you go. I'm like, oh okay, and he's like here,
I'm gonna get you an iPhone six. You're like, you mean,
my dad's getting me an iPhone six? So how did you find out?
And then really quick like did your dad like your dad has to know now,
right, Yes, he knows now, and he actually said, hey,
can you go it down to your dad's room and get his Social Security
numbers? And how long did you stay with him after you found out about
him stealing your dad's identity? Oh? Roughly year and a half to two
years. Oh okay. Did he do any jail time for this? At
any point he went to jail? Yep. He pretty much blamed this whole
jail time on that I ruined his life. How dare you? Your dad's
like, yeah, I can say the same for you. You should have
a dad with more money so he could have escaped to like Mexico or something
chilling in Cabo, And well, thank you for sharing I'm sorry you don't
that. I'm glad you're out of it now. We'll do it again next
week, because, like I said, the calls never end. Things are
excess did and we still stayed with them. They seem to get crazier each
week. They do seem to get crazier. I don't know. We're gonna
come back. We're gonna do trending and I have a red Lobster update in
trendy. It's a big one perfect, Yeah, thank you, Salin and
Colts. One on one point three, Katie w B. It is winning
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by Nicolay Laud dot com. So apparently right after Caitlin Clark was drafted,
she goes in because you know, they did a press conference, and I
guess things seemed normal at first. A reporter politely introduced himself. Then he
paused and did like the hearthand gesture to her. Weird real quick, he
said, while curling his fingers into a heart shape. Let me do this.
She's been spotted doing that at games, I guess through the years.
Okay, and uh, he says, you like that, and she and
and he's like, I like that you're here. I like that you're here.
And she goes, yeah, I do that at my at my family
after every game, so it's pretty cool. Things then got weird if they
weren't already, and the reporter said, okay, well, let's start doing
it to me and we'll get along just fine. What I think what happened
here is he wasn't trying to be weird. He was probably super nervous and
he was trying to be funny and it just fell flat. I've been there.
I have two. I will give you an example. I was interviewing
the cast of Hunger Games. I asked a guy if he had a girlfriend.
I don't know why I asked it, Like, I've learned a lot
in my career. That was really early on, when I still was like
asking people about girlfriends and boyfriends. Who cares? I look at Jennifer Lawrence.
She famously does not talk about her relationships. And then I panicked and
I looked at the nine year old girl who plays rue, and I was
like, what about you? Like, why don't I care of this nine
year old girl. It's a boyfriend. I will never I will never forget
that for as long as I love yes, and it haunts me and will
haunt me my whole life. I think she was, oh yeah. I
was like, I don't have any questions. I don't think well, I
am blacklisted from Capitol Records because on Chain Smoker interviews I did ball We all
know everyone in radio knows about that. Where you asked him what it was
like to peak with their song Closer wasn't the verbiage. That's exactly how it
came across. Though. I blamed on you because you were supposed to interview
Kelsey Ballerini, but something happened, so they lumped them together. I was
unprepared. I got sweaty, and I got nervous interviewing all three of them
at the same time. So but you weren't. You didn't nervously ask Kelsea
Ballerini who you weren't going to interview about the question you you actually in till
other people you had been planning to interview the whole time. I think Kelsey's
just staying that's all weird. I can explain that she didn't want to do
interview solo. She wanted to do interviews with chainsmokers, so I had to
go to a stage introke. This is behind the scenes. No one cares.
Anthony Edwards is going to represent the US at the twenty twenty four Olympic,
so congratulations. And people are a little up in arms because they might
be up in the cigarette price fifteen dollars a pack. The anti smoking move
would set the highest minimum price for smokes in the country and ban discounts,
which, by the way, we asked earlier because we weren't sure. We're
like, what even is a pack of cigarettes anymore? Around eleven or twelve
dollars is what they said. So so going to fifteen dollars a pack,
that would be a significant race. That's a lot. That proposal is headed
toward a full council vault next week, so it's not like said and done
yet, but that is what they're I don't know throwing out there. I
know a lot of smokers. One thing about smokers, they'll always find that
money for that nice pack. So they'll be good. They'll be hey,
will be good. I think we have our collar ten. I think you're
hello, ktwb win. You did congract. Let's go all right, right,
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Me? What when you're outside and you look up to one on one point
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those trees. What is this? Is this your like? I'm just like
time updates. I spent four years in Texas, yeah, where summer was
like one hundred and five for three months straight. So this is my first
summer in like four and a half years, and I'm looking forward to it.
I don't blame you. We have lovely summers here, and it's been
such a weird winter. The past two days have been like finding myself being
extra mad, like and I have to remind myself we had the easiest winter
ever. But I'm like, oh, what happened that sun we had two
days ago? Oh you're showing your true colors, aren't you, Minnesota.
I'm like so mad about Oh that's it is like a toxic relationship, isn't
it. Weatherwise? Yeah, they've been gaslighting me, like, oh,
it gives you enough summary for like multiple days. I'm like, no,
it wasn't. It was like two days and you took it away again and
they give you just enough to you so you come back for more. Yeah,
you know what I mean. Yeah, I've been I was in a
relationship like that one. Yeah, that sounds like every relationship you were in.
What only one? Only one? I was the jerk and all the
others. It's like, fine, I don't know what happened where you like
came to your senses and you finally chose Jake. But you did good.
You actually did thank you great. Some would say too good, Yeah,
like do you deserve him? We all agree, I don't. No one
questions that we all agree. I don't. Oh, but what you deserved
is one thousand dollars Ballin and Colt one, KATIEWB. That felt so in
gent I'm so sorry statement Ballin and Colt. Listen. Tomorrow is a big
day, KADIWB. That's right. We're going to start calling names early in
the morning, but during our show, we're going to call a name at
two twenty three two. If you hear your name, call back in because
you have like ten minutes to do it. That's plenty of times to have
your friends and everyone ready for you. If you call back in, you
get a copy of the new album from Taylor Swift The Tortured Poet's Department.
I'm Phantom clear vinyl. Let's available only at Target, and it's before you
can even get it because come out on Friday. We have it before them.
That's your qualifying price. Then you're in this very small pool of people
to get a trip to see Taylor in Paris. The chances are, honestly,
it's not like there's a million people on this, not even like one
hundred, no, not even twenty. No. I don't think there are
funny yet. But to qualify your name has to be like in the verified
fan pool. So you have to go to TDWV dot com sign up to
become a verified fan, so we can pluck names from that area, and
that's where your name would be. What do you doing tonight, cult,
Well, my wife is going to a movie with you, right, so
that's cool. So I'm gonna do all the things I'm not allowed to do.
I'm gonna cook a massive steak, okay, probably drink some diet coke,
and then in between I do have you know, I know, I
have to work and edit some videos that you wanted me to do. Why
do you say it like that, it's our show when you edit videos,
it's our job. It's both of us. You're so like, I know
what it's like to be married to you. When you say stuff like that,
like I had to take care of our kids today, it's like,
Okay, I never say that I had a babysit like you always say that
at all. I do deserve that though, because I just you know,
yeah, yeah, okay, I have fun with my wife. I guess
I will thank you all right, not too much, okay, don't wink,
that's weird. I don't know when she'll be home. Okay, I
have her home by midnight, at least be at nine. By midnight,
the smell of steaks should be like out of my house. But