WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.720 All right, let's get started with the man is soa goodbye. I just 2 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:06.519 sent out a bunch of staff writer stickers the other day and I ran out 3 00:00:06.519 --> 00:00:11.240 of envelopes, so I ordered a bunch on Amazon. I ordered five hundred 4 00:00:11.560 --> 00:00:15.519 envelopes. Nice, so I think it was maybe twenty five bucks for five 5 00:00:15.599 --> 00:00:18.399 hundred envelopes something. Not a bad deal. That isn't too bad. Not 6 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:23.000 a bad deal. Postage is what kills me because when I send out letters 7 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:28.800 or stickers, it's a sixty six stamp on each one. So you send 8 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:32.520 out ten, you already you're out ten six dollars. You got to get 9 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:37.039 start being targeted by Instagram ads like my mom because she has been targeted about 10 00:00:37.079 --> 00:00:41.079 some stamps where she can get like a whole roll of them for a very 11 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:44.399 cheap price, like probably half a percentage, And it sounds like it would 12 00:00:44.439 --> 00:00:48.439 be illegal, but she's done it once before and the stamps worked fine. 13 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:51.880 So she like just got targeted ads again on Instagram like two months ago, 14 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:55.960 right before Christmas and bought a whole nother role and it was super cheap for 15 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.679 the stamps. Okay, that sounds the illegal, I know, That's what 16 00:00:58.719 --> 00:01:03.519 I'm saying. If they work, they work. Shout out to my friend 17 00:01:03.599 --> 00:01:10.319 Nate and also especially to a guy named Patrick Ohlsen who venmoed me a bunch 18 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:15.000 of money a couple of weeks ago to keep the podcast expenses to a minimum. 19 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:17.760 Yeah, and he didn't have to do that. I mean, there's 20 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:23.719 no budget for the podcast, So for the stickers and the letters and the 21 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:27.159 envelopes and the postage, that's all on me. But also thanks to Nate 22 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:30.719 and Patrick for jumping in, because you certainly didn't have to do that. 23 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:37.799 Let's jump into the emails and see what we got for today, guys, 24 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:41.400 was just thinking that I'm curious if you'll ask this question for me, if 25 00:01:41.400 --> 00:01:45.920 you're not from Minnesota like myself, or you've never been there, how and 26 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:49.200 when did you find the Dave Ryan Show? Well, that's really interesting now, 27 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:55.879 Andrews in Ohio. A lot of people have found the show by going 28 00:01:55.920 --> 00:02:00.200 on the iHeartRadio app and they were attracted by the tag line that said now 29 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:06.519 with nearly seven listeners. Yeah, and I'm really proud of that because the 30 00:02:06.599 --> 00:02:09.919 company, because the company, in a company like this, everybody wants to 31 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:15.240 be safe, safe, safe, and not take chances, but to get 32 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:19.680 anywhere in life, you gotta take a chance. You gotta go to school, 33 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:22.599 which is a big risk because you're gonna spend a lot of money and 34 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:24.439 you might not get a job in that field, or you might move out 35 00:02:24.479 --> 00:02:28.599 of your mom and dad's house. That's a risk. You got to take 36 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:31.840 the risk of failing because you know you can't. So anyway, I wrote 37 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:37.840 the tagline now with nearly seven listeners, which people liked because it said this 38 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:39.879 show's funny and they make fun of theirselves. So a lot of people found 39 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:43.159 us that way. Yeah, Andrew goes on to say, for me, 40 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:46.240 I was working as a janitorial maintenance associate in twenty six twenty twenty seventeen, 41 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:51.439 and I was looking for something just besides Dave and Jimmy my local morning zoo 42 00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:54.879 in Columbus to tune into. I found your show, Elvis Duran, and 43 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:59.639 a few others, and you guys top my list of entertainment Elvis Duran coming 44 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:02.039 in sec And I honestly never will fully understand why that show gets so much 45 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:07.000 hype from your company. But anyway, to this day, your show tops 46 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:10.639 my list. I actually listened to it more often than the local show and 47 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:15.719 anymore anymore, since honestly, they've gotten pretty uninteresting most of the time, 48 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:20.360 and you guys continue each day to find new and entertaining content and I love 49 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:23.840 it. Wow, that's very very flattering. Thanks you guys for keeping us 50 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:29.120 entertained and making a great show in multiple great podcasts. Dart Lick Andrew in 51 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:32.080 Ohio. Let me go back to Dave and Jimmy. I used to work 52 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:36.879 on that station. Oh really, Dave replaced me when I left. It's 53 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:42.280 WNCI. Dave Kaylin replaced me. And it's funny because we were Dave John 54 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:46.360 and Sean Dave John and Seawan on the Morning Zoo, and they laugh because 55 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:50.120 when I left, they didn't have to change the name. It was still 56 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:53.520 Dave John and Sean. Oh okay, because Dave Kaylen replaced me. And 57 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:57.560 Jimmy, who is a they're both such great people. They really are just 58 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:00.560 such great people, and Jimmy is everybody's friend. Everybody loves Jimmy. When 59 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:04.759 I was there, he was an intern and he went to Ohio State and 60 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:12.400 he was just funny and lovable and he is so talented. Elvis Duran, 61 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:15.560 I'm not going to knock Elvis Duran, but I will say that there are 62 00:04:15.600 --> 00:04:19.720 a lot of people who say our show is better than Elvis Durant's, and 63 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:24.319 I think it's because, you know, I think our show is really good. 64 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:28.680 And I don't know anything about Elvis duran show, but I know that 65 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:30.879 there are an ass load of people on his show. But I'm not going 66 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:33.759 to make him us they're like twelve people on the show. I'm not going 67 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:36.639 to knock Elvis Durant show because I don't know anything about it, but I 68 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:40.959 do believe our show is a really good show. So thank you. I 69 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:48.879 appreciate that Nexed we Dave, thanks so much for reading my words. I 70 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:54.199 know it was long as hell and probably uncomfortable for morning show podcast fodder. 71 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:58.399 I actually appreciate that you didn't read my email on the air because I didn't 72 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:00.720 want people to recognize her story. Basically, she wrote in and talked about 73 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:06.199 an abusive not abusive, but an awful husband yep, and how immature he 74 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:13.160 is, and she went on for I mean probably a full screen of text, 75 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:16.240 and it was and my question was, why do you stay with this 76 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:20.560 guy? I don't know why she stays with him. Your show truly helps 77 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:25.199 me feel better and brings me a sense of normalcy. When the emotional roller 78 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:29.800 coaster is dominating my mind, I realize my current situation is unsustainable, unhealthy, 79 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:33.800 codependent, fucking mental whiplash all up in her. I could give examples 80 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:36.439 of some of the dumb shit that I've gotten yelled at over the past month, 81 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:42.399 but it's probably best to trauma dump on a licensed professional instead. I'm 82 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:46.240 starting to think I might have to end the relationship. What she wrote in 83 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:49.720 absolutely says that, and again I didn't read it on the air, but 84 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:58.680 absolutely just a terrible, spoiled, awful, self centered human. Yeah, 85 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:01.240 and the she says with love and dart licks and I'm not going to say 86 00:06:01.279 --> 00:06:08.680 her name, going to skip that one because they're just asking for a sticker. 87 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:14.519 Here we go, Dave, what does Alison do for a job? 88 00:06:14.959 --> 00:06:16.519 I don't need to know where she works if you're not comfortable sharing that, 89 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:20.079 just curious since we know what Carson is doing. You probably mentioned it and 90 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:24.040 maybe I missed it. Also, Dave, did you and Susan want more 91 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.560 kids after Carson? My mom told me she always wanted to have a fourth 92 00:06:26.639 --> 00:06:29.199 kid, but they never did. I was very surprised when she told me 93 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:31.560 that Alison works at Target Corporation. She's a buyer, yep, and that 94 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:35.120 means that she will, you know, they'll reassign her, like one day 95 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:42.279 she was in like little girls accessories like hair bows and bracelets and things like 96 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:45.959 that. When she first started, she was in laundry baskets and coat hangers. 97 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:47.759 I was gonna say, how often does she switch? Because I've had 98 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:50.240 so many friends who have been buyers for a Target, and I feel like 99 00:06:50.279 --> 00:06:56.120 they stick somewhat to the same section of Target. I guess you'd say, 100 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:00.240 yeah, I don't know. She doesn't really talk about work that much much. 101 00:07:00.279 --> 00:07:02.560 I know she loves her job, but I also if she wants to 102 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:04.439 bring it up, she'll bring it up, and I'll bring I like, 103 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:10.720 how's work, She's like, oh, it's fine. But instead we actually 104 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:15.879 got to talking about politics yesterday, and I'm not going to get into it, 105 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:18.519 but it was really It's really interesting how Alison and I don't agree on 106 00:07:18.560 --> 00:07:25.079 everything politically, but we openly and respectfully discuss it, and it was really 107 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:30.759 interesting to It's so fun when your kids get older and they're no longer your 108 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:35.040 little kid, but there's somebody that you're so bonded with and you can talk 109 00:07:35.079 --> 00:07:39.240 to them on a whole different level. I mean, I hope you can 110 00:07:39.319 --> 00:07:42.279 with your parents. Yeah, I mean, I definitely think I can with 111 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:46.439 my parents, but we stay away from the politics topic because, yeah, 112 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:50.000 pretty opposite of what my mom believes. I know, Jenny, do you 113 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:54.000 think you and Andrew would still be together if you hadn't broken up? My 114 00:07:54.079 --> 00:07:56.759 now husband and I broke up for a while, and I know if we 115 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:00.120 hadn't broken up when we did and gotten married when we were engaged, it 116 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:03.120 probably would have ended in divorce. We were not ready for marriage, and 117 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:05.560 I think it would have ended badly. So do you think that you would 118 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:09.120 have been together if you hadn't broken up years ago? That's a really good 119 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:16.560 question. I would say probably we could have made it work. But I 120 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:22.199 think our relationship is so healthy and what it is today because we went and 121 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:24.360 lived separate lives for a while and we grew up, like we really grew 122 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:28.519 up in those years that we were apart. So I think that, Like, 123 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.920 I couldn't say for sure, but I think it's probably better that we 124 00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:33.320 did break up. I would not say that in the moment. I was 125 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:39.600 very heartbroken back then, but I am happy now because I lived like a 126 00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:43.559 good life of becoming super independent in those in between years. So yeah, 127 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:50.639 a heartbreak is so tough, it and sometimes it just seems like it's never 128 00:08:50.840 --> 00:08:56.000 going to go away. And I know several people right now going through heartbreak 129 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.320 and it is just it is just it's the worst. Yeah, it really 130 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:03.600 is. No until it happens, like I feel so bad because my sister 131 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:07.440 always had boyfriends, my older sister, and she would like when they would 132 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:09.759 break up, I'd just be like, get over it, like come on, 133 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:11.840 And I never understood it until it happened to me, and I was 134 00:09:11.840 --> 00:09:16.399 like, man, I was insensitive back then, but you don't know. 135 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:18.240 And it's like, go date somebody else, get over it. And I 136 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:24.200 will tell you that dating somebody else puts you back on that high for a 137 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:28.960 while, and that person likes you and you get to make out and make 138 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:33.200 pizza and go to dinner and hook up and all those wonderful things. But 139 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:39.320 I think that sometimes the whole rebound relationship doesn't always work because then once you 140 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:43.720 settle in and once the excitement wears off, you go back to I really 141 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:46.879 miss what I had with that other person, and that's when we talked about 142 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:54.159 last week, gravitating towards the safe relationship yep, instead of the one that 143 00:09:54.440 --> 00:10:00.600 really made you feel a loe. All right, last paragraph email, you 144 00:10:00.639 --> 00:10:03.000 guys were talking about songs reminded you have things? What about smells? Every 145 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:05.759 morning, when I walk down to the kitchen and smell my coffee, it 146 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:09.919 reminds me of all my trips to Las Vegas and I would walk to Starbucks 147 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.440 by the Flamingo Hotel and get my coffee. I've been in Starbucks in different 148 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:16.679 states, but for some reason, it always takes me back to that particular 149 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:22.399 Starbucks. You know what. I love that one. When there's a certain 150 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:26.000 coffee smell that I smell, that reminds me of my first radio station because 151 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:30.720 I'd walk in it would smell kind of like burnt coffee. It was a 152 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:35.919 small, small radio station, so the coffee pot drifted all over the building, 153 00:10:35.320 --> 00:10:39.440 and so when I smell burnt coffee, it takes me back to when 154 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:41.120 I was eighteen years old and worked at my first radio station. I can't 155 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:45.279 think of any right now except for sunscreen will always take me back to the 156 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:48.360 many years we spent in the Wisconsin Dolls because my Oh, my uncle always 157 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:52.159 he worked for a radio station. He got us free tickets to Noah's Ark, 158 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:54.559 so we went to the dolls a lot. And I was always lathered 159 00:10:54.600 --> 00:11:00.679 in sunscreen for that. So, yeah, smells are so like, I 160 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:03.919 don't know, powerful to take you back to a certain place. I know, 161 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:07.039 and I think that they said that smell is one of the strongest senses 162 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:11.240 to bring you back to your memory, Like it's not. You think it 163 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:13.879 would be sight, but I think smell is higher up than sight is for 164 00:11:13.919 --> 00:11:20.080 some reason. I think it's really true. A late addition to the emails 165 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:22.039 that deals with something we just talked about a moment ago on the radio show 166 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:26.360 Hello, longtime listener, love you guys so much. Listen to you guys 167 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:31.279 to Jenny's fun facts. Want to add another weird fact about kangaroos because Jenny 168 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:35.200 had a fun fact about kangaroos. Yeah, they can't jump backwards, but 169 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:39.200 also that their pouches are really gross inside. That's what I don't want to 170 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:43.399 look. You will not believe it, but female kangaroos have three vaginas and 171 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:50.639 two uteruses, and male kangaroos have a two pronged penis. So random but 172 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:54.000 I thought it'd be good fodder for the Minnesota Goodbye. Thanks you guys, 173 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:58.399 let me know this qualifies for a staff rider sticker. Yes, and her 174 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:01.279 name is Siri, but you did not your address series, So right back 175 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:05.759 and I will be happy to get you a Minnesota Goodbye sticker or yes, 176 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:11.840 a staff writer sticker. The next one. The entire time watching the Grammy 177 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:16.120 Awards, I couldn't stop thinking the background was a giant buttthole. Anyone else 178 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:18.759 that is from Stephanie, I know what you're talking about. It was like 179 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:22.879 a hole in the middle of the stage. I don't know what it's signified, 180 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:26.120 and I did not notice. But I did not think because I'm not 181 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.840 twelve years old, Stephanie, that looked like a giant butthole. But I 182 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:35.759 love the way your mind works. Next one, I listen all the time, 183 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:39.080 and you guys have really helped me become a better adult. I'm really 184 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:46.240 interested to hear what you all think about the saying agree to disagree. Okay, 185 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:50.360 so when you say something like, well I really like the cherry in 186 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:52.440 the spoon, I think the cherry in this poon is garbage, Well, 187 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:58.679 will agree to disagree. I think it's kind of annoying when you say we 188 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.360 agree to disagree. But at the same same time, I think it's a 189 00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:03.399 way of saying, you know what, let's not argue about it anymore, 190 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:07.679 you know, like, yeah, yeah, any thoughts. I don't think 191 00:13:07.720 --> 00:13:11.000 I ever really use that saying, and I don't think many people have said 192 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:13.960 it to me, So I don't think I have many thoughts because it's not 193 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:18.840 really in my life very often. But I've definitely probably used it before I 194 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:22.080 could. I just don't think I care. I will agree to disagree. 195 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:24.360 I'm a bit frustrated. I really want to stick her from my favorite radio 196 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:28.600 show. I talk about you guys all the time, but I've written in 197 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:31.519 twice recently for a sticker, and both have not been read. Am I 198 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:33.279 on a blacklist? If I am, no worries, No you're not, 199 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:37.360 I will still listen and just stop bothering you guys. No, we love 200 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:39.960 it. A lot of the time, we don't read them because it'll be 201 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:43.440 a repeat of something that we've talked about a whole lot, or it's a 202 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:48.240 little bit too long, or or honestly, sometimes it just is not great 203 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:50.679 content. So somebody, here's something that we get quite a bit. Somebody 204 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:54.879 will say, hey, listen to this audio or watch this video, and 205 00:13:54.919 --> 00:13:58.559 then I'd love to hear your thoughts, and we just don't because we're it's 206 00:13:58.559 --> 00:14:07.840 difficult in our primitive equipment to set up listening to audio that you mail in 207 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:13.320 and funneling it into the audio for the Minnesota Goodbye, So we don't often 208 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:16.399 do that, but we will send you a staff writer sticker, and that 209 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:18.559 is to Caitlin. Let me take a picture of that. Okay, we're 210 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:22.480 hitting the lead on that one. We still got more to go. In 211 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:26.360 regards to the lady who does not have health insurance, it says it because 212 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:31.320 she owns her own business, it would be eighteen hundred dollars. I own 213 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:33.399 my own business and I'm a single parent, so it's me and my five 214 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:39.039 year old son, and my insurance that I pay is under five hundred and 215 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:43.000 fifty a month. So I don't know why would be so expensive for her. 216 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:46.120 Is it because you're over fifty? And it probably is. Does it 217 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:50.159 go up that much? I would say that person definitely needs to do some 218 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:54.840 research and looking around at different companies. I have health partners just as a 219 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:58.440 reference. I hope you all have a great day, your non dart licking 220 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:05.799 staff writer, Christy. Christy, you're missing out number one. Number two. 221 00:15:05.919 --> 00:15:09.039 Good for you. I mean, I really think that health insurance is 222 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:13.759 important because you don't want to get stuck with a thirty thousand dollars bill for 223 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:18.799 a broken collarbone. No, you don't. I've had my fair share of 224 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:22.279 medical incidents, and you know, I'm just always dealing with the medical debt 225 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:26.480 usually right, Yeah, and it can be very expensive. Well. Next 226 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:30.879 one from Jody. She says, when you were mentioning the three things you 227 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:35.559 notice first about someone, we said it is teeth, grammar, and self 228 00:15:35.600 --> 00:15:41.480 confidence. They say grammar was totally on my list and surprised to hear it 229 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:45.440 from you. Grammar is a pet pee for me and something I find attractive. 230 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:48.120 I am a total travel buff and my husband and I even have scratch 231 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:54.480 off maps for where we have traveled together. Where are you each planning or 232 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:58.039 hoping to go next? Thanks for being you from Jody, Thank you, 233 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:00.960 Jody. I love the scratch off travel maps. Susan and I are not 234 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:07.519 big travel motivated people. A lot of people are like, oh, I 235 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:11.360 want to go to I don't know, I'm going to name something stupid Turks 236 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:14.279 and Cacos. Is that a real place. It's beautiful place in the Caribbean, 237 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:17.519 Okay, no desire to go there. Greece, no desire to go 238 00:16:17.559 --> 00:16:22.639 there. Maybe New Zealand, Yeah, just because it seems so remote. 239 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:27.039 I would like to take a cruise to the Antarctic, like a down like 240 00:16:27.159 --> 00:16:32.840 off the south tip of South America or after the Drake Passage something like that. 241 00:16:32.919 --> 00:16:33.960 Yeah, you got to go through the Drake passage usually what is the 242 00:16:34.039 --> 00:16:38.960 Drake Passage? It's basically where I mean, it's just this insane part of 243 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:42.200 the ocean that you risk, like, I mean, you don't risk anything. 244 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:45.279 They make it through safely. But I just follow some people that have 245 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:52.200 recently done Antarctica trips and they had to delay their ship going a couple of 246 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:56.080 days because the Drake Passage was too aggressive and really and aggressive weather wise. 247 00:16:56.159 --> 00:17:00.360 Yeah, like the waves were so aggressive, so like, and though you're 248 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:03.359 on a bigger a cruise ship kind of thing, it couldn't handle it. 249 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:07.319 So they had to delay it a couple of days. And that's the part 250 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:10.480 of going to Antarctica that I would not be I don't think i'd be able 251 00:17:10.519 --> 00:17:14.680 to handle I think I'm more of an adventure traveler. I don't really want 252 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:18.559 I mean, I like going, you know somewhere and go into the pool 253 00:17:18.759 --> 00:17:22.880 and you know, go a horseback riding or whatever. But I'm kind of 254 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:27.079 I think more of an adventure That's what would maybe motivate me. I do 255 00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:30.920 want to eventually go to a part of the country I've never really been to, 256 00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:34.359 and that's the Cascades in Oregon and Washington, because I've heard it's absolutely 257 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:37.920 beautiful. There's so much history out there, and it would be great to 258 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:45.400 ride the motorcycle. That's the only place that I really definitely want to go 259 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:48.640 to. You should. I haven't been to the Cascades, but I love 260 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:52.960 Washington and Oregon. Like, I also want to ride the motorcycle to Alaska. 261 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:56.200 That's going to take you know, a week or so to ride up 262 00:17:56.200 --> 00:18:00.039 there, like from the Twin Cities. From the Twin Cities ross Canada and 263 00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:03.960 ride the motorcycle to Alaska. I mean, that would be an absolutely beautiful 264 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:07.319 ride for the most part. Right, lots of mountain I think are like 265 00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:11.160 so landscapes at least, well, I think that Canada is a lot of 266 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:15.000 prairie yep. But I think they also have the Rockies in the western part 267 00:18:15.079 --> 00:18:21.359 like the US does. Next one, let me see whether hold on, 268 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:26.359 I'm checking it to see. Okay, I'm gonna skip that one. So 269 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:30.160 it's just not the perfect Minnesota Goodbye email. And here is another one. 270 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:36.680 Okay, this one's funny. I'm sitting in my car by myself, laughing 271 00:18:36.759 --> 00:18:41.279 about the time you had a contest for the band why Don't We and you 272 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:47.720 had to call in when you heard like two why Don't We songs or something 273 00:18:47.799 --> 00:18:51.599 like that, and you had to say, I love why Don't Weep? 274 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:53.519 And why don't We was a boy Why don't We was a boy band. 275 00:18:55.039 --> 00:19:00.039 Somebody called in and so excitedly yelled, I love Wyoming remember that? Of 276 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:03.200 course? Sorry, remember that, clearly having no idea what they were winning 277 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:07.759 tickets for. And this randomly pops into my head and makes me laugh because 278 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:10.640 the first time I heard it, I was in tears. I've tried finding 279 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:14.440 the clip on podcast, but I have no idea in the timeframe. Are 280 00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:17.519 you able to find that clip and play it on the Minnesota Goodbye or let 281 00:19:17.519 --> 00:19:21.160 me know what podcast episode it's from. I would love to listen to it 282 00:19:21.200 --> 00:19:23.519 again. Laugh emoji, love you all, Becky. Would there be a 283 00:19:23.519 --> 00:19:26.119 way to find that? I don't even know five years ago or so. 284 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:30.839 I could maybe find the isolated clip of it, but there's no chance I 285 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:33.920 could tell you where to find it on a podcast. That is too difficult. 286 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:37.559 I don't have the research capabilities to do that. I can try to 287 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:41.079 find the clip, though. We could play it tomorrow, Yeah, sure, 288 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:41.759 why not? Yeah, and we'll make an effort to play it. 289 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:47.079 So basically, we were doing a contest and you called in to win why 290 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:49.119 don't We tickets? But I think you had to hear the song and then 291 00:19:49.119 --> 00:19:53.400 you call in and you had to answer the phone. I love why don't 292 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:57.599 we? Well, we always kind of like it's kind of a running thing 293 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:03.319 in our business that people will call to win something even if they don't know 294 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:07.000 what it is. It's kind of like signing up for a raffle and you 295 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:11.240 don't know what the prize is. And I don't blame people. Here's an 296 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:15.960 example. Porch pirates. You're a porch pirate if you are stealing something off 297 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:18.119 my porch, and it could be a box of tampons, it could be 298 00:20:18.200 --> 00:20:22.440 a brand new iPhone, it could be a hairspray. It could be eye 299 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:26.319 drops, it could be anything. You don't know what it is, but 300 00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:29.960 you're a porch pirate and you want it. So you take it home, 301 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:33.599 you open it up and go, oh fuck, it's eye drops, and 302 00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:37.880 you throw it away. Wouldn't that be a good analogy? Or people who 303 00:20:37.920 --> 00:20:41.039 call in that don't know what they're winning to an extent, I mean, 304 00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:45.279 they're not stealing the tickets from oh yeah, good point, but like to 305 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:48.559 an extent. Yeah, So that's what we're going to call people who call 306 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:52.319 in and don't know what they're winning porch pirates. Okay, so, and 307 00:20:52.640 --> 00:20:56.200 and we think it's funny because people will often, not often, but sometimes 308 00:20:56.680 --> 00:21:00.640 say it will be like, hey, you want tickets or Gail and I'll 309 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:06.359 be like Gail who it's like Gail the artist. I've never heard of her 310 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:08.759 before. It's like, well, bitch, why did you call in? 311 00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:12.319 But people do it all the time, and it kind of sucks because that 312 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:15.000 takes tickets out of the hands of somebody who really wants to go see Gail 313 00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:21.440 or why don't we? And that I think is going to wrap it up 314 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:26.160 for the Minnesota Goodbye. I might have one more Oh yeah, Okay, 315 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:30.160 I don't think we've done this one. No we Okay, let me read 316 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:33.960 it and we'll see what happens. I was listening to the podcast yesterday I 317 00:21:33.000 --> 00:21:37.119 stopped dead in my tracks when I heard Jenny talk about canceling a date with 318 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:41.720 somebody from Bumble. About twelve years ago, it was my first time on 319 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:44.359 match dot Com and I linked up with some guy. We talked about going 320 00:21:44.359 --> 00:21:47.200 for a walk around the lakes for a first date, and I was nervous 321 00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:51.960 since it was my first potential meeting in person date from a dating site. 322 00:21:52.440 --> 00:22:00.200 He requested that I wear tight workout clothes weird, and I decided not to 323 00:22:00.200 --> 00:22:06.960 go and I canceled the A hole guy just responded saying how fat I looked 324 00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:11.039 and didn't even fit those workout closed nightly nicely or something like that. I 325 00:22:11.079 --> 00:22:12.759 too, was in the prime of my fitness and probably twenty five years old, 326 00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:15.839 so I know I looked damn good, and he was probably referring to 327 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:19.640 a picture on my profile of doing a fun mud run. And I was 328 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:23.160 like, okay, whatever, are we eight years old just calling people ugly? 329 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:26.880 I reported him and blocked him. Jenny, what if it was the 330 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:30.880 same person. I hope he is single and live is in mother's basement with 331 00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:34.599 a cat. Have a good weekend from Alissa. Uh, probably why he 332 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:37.039 was still single. It could have been the same person, because my story 333 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:41.720 was almost exactly the same. We're supposed to go for a walk around a 334 00:22:41.799 --> 00:22:45.319 lake. I canceled on them last minute and asked to reschedule the next day 335 00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:48.559 because I got busy at work that day And then he called me like a 336 00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:52.200 hip bearing see you next Tuesday, said that word I don't even like saying 337 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:57.160 it, and just made all kinds of references to my physical appearance. And 338 00:22:57.240 --> 00:23:00.480 I was like, she just said I was like the skinniest I ever was 339 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:04.279 at that time, So I'm like he but he was like almost calling me 340 00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:08.279 fat in the way that he was referencing me. And then he did block 341 00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:12.920 me after I hadn't responded to him, but I got to see those messages 342 00:23:12.960 --> 00:23:18.279 first. So that was that, you know, And it's a shame that 343 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:25.200 there are guys that act that way because then you just get jaded on dating 344 00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:27.319 and guys and things like that. And I will tell you you did the 345 00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:32.079 right thing if you said wear tight workout clothes for our first date. What 346 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:36.279 a fucking weirdo. Sorry, Okay, I think I have one more. 347 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:41.200 I've been listening to Dave Ryan Show since elementary, but definitely in middle school. 348 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:44.599 For context, I'm a twenty six year old male grew up in Burnsville, 349 00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:48.480 have very fond memories of listening to War the Roses sitting. I think 350 00:23:48.519 --> 00:23:51.359 we might have read this when sitting in my high school parking lot waiting for 351 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:55.200 Dave to announce the jingle ball lineup. So I either read it. I 352 00:23:55.240 --> 00:23:59.519 think we might have read it. Okay, anyway, so if we already 353 00:23:59.519 --> 00:24:00.240 read it, then I'll go ahead and skip that one. But I do 354 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:04.759 have a staff rider sticker on the way. Bailey, thank you very much, 355 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:07.920 and that's going to do it for the Minnesota goodbye. Go ahead and 356 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:15.240 send your emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com