WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:04.320 On top of my dryer right now at home is an item that Bailey and 2 00:00:04.360 --> 00:00:08.160 I often sing the jingle when it comes on the radio, Swift for power 3 00:00:08.240 --> 00:00:11.199 Mop, Swift for power Mop. And I saw it on top of my 4 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:13.880 dryer the other day and I'm like, Swift for power Mop, and I 5 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:16.199 thought of you, Bailey, did you For a second? I thought you 6 00:00:16.239 --> 00:00:20.960 were doing an ad and I wasn't gonna interrupt. This is Minnesota, good 7 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:25.519 vibe, Minnesota, Goodbye. Swift for power Mop, Swift for power Mob. 8 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:29.760 And I saw that Susan bought one. Now here's let me ask you 9 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:32.520 a question, Jenny, because you're a dog person. Love that man. 10 00:00:32.679 --> 00:00:36.960 Josie peas all the time now and it is so frustrating. She's old and 11 00:00:36.960 --> 00:00:40.640 she's losing her marbles, but we still love her. But she will go 12 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:45.399 outside to pee. She'll come back in immediately, scratch on the other door 13 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:48.359 to go outside, and we're like, you just came inside, you don't 14 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:52.280 need to pee, And then she will pee on the floor and it goes 15 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:55.000 and now she poops on the floor and she really is to the point where 16 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:59.600 it's like we bought her like disposable diapers and little plastic pants that you would 17 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:00.960 put on a baby. Yeah, because you put a dog diaper on the 18 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.760 dog, she'll fill it with pea and then walk around and slash it all 19 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:07.879 over the floor. So dog diapers don't work. But we're gonna we bought 20 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:11.319 plastic pants. They arrived on the doorstep last night, so it's a disposable 21 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:15.280 dog diaper. I guess they're all disposable. Yeah, no, no they're 22 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:17.719 no, they're not. Actually, no, they're not. And then plastic 23 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:21.159 pants so she doesn't leak all over the place. But let me ask you, 24 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:25.400 here's the question, Jenny Yep speaking of swiffer power mops. When the 25 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:29.079 dog pees, Susan will take a swiffer and mop it up, and I 26 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:34.439 said, no, you're just spreading it around. So I use a towel. 27 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:37.400 I don't like to use paper towels because I like to keep my you 28 00:01:37.439 --> 00:01:40.280 know, waste to a minimum, So I'll use a towel and wipe it 29 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:42.079 up. Then I'll use like two paper towels to like you know, wind 30 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:48.799 decks the pea stink off the floor. Would you agree with Susan just use 31 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:53.280 a swiffer mop and smear the pee around, which I don't do or would 32 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:57.239 you do it my way on a hardwood floor. I don't know. I 33 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:02.680 think I've done both, honestly. Usually we get like a full bucket bucket 34 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:06.879 and mop and stuff with soap in it, and then we clean the floors 35 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:09.520 if we have incidents like that in our house. But I usually clean it 36 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:13.840 up with the papertel verse and then I do something else over it, whether 37 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:15.879 it's a bucket with a mop or swiffering. Okay, I mean, not 38 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:20.159 the most fascinating conversation, but if you're a dog owner, this is something 39 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:22.120 you're gonna run into. How do you clean it up? And Josie, 40 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:24.560 seriously, I love her so much, she's my girl, but she can't 41 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:30.240 hear anything anymore. She wondered, if we don't chain her up outside, 42 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:32.439 we put her on a little lead, and if we don't, she'll wander 43 00:02:32.439 --> 00:02:36.919 off, she'll walk right into the street. And so how old is she? 44 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:40.240 Fifteen? Holy crap, you got those bonus years going with her. 45 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:45.479 That's what Andrew always said. Once Mickey hit like ten, it was bonus 46 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:47.879 years after that. Unfortunately she didn't live too much longer after that. But 47 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:53.840 yeah, let's get into the Minnesota goodbye. Let's start off with Melissa. 48 00:02:54.159 --> 00:02:57.680 Hello, morning show people. It's your girl, Melissa coming at you with 49 00:02:57.719 --> 00:03:00.919 a conversation starter for the Minnesota goodbye, which she abbreviates MMNGB. I like 50 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:05.039 that one. What is something about your partner that you accept but would be 51 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:07.919 an absolute deal breaker if you had to start a new relationship. I'll go 52 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:12.360 first. My partner is an incredibly picky eater, like meat, rice, 53 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:15.400 potatoes, no seasoning. I accepted this early on in a relationship, but 54 00:03:15.439 --> 00:03:19.879 in hindsight it should have been a deal breaker. I love to try and 55 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:23.319 eat at new restaurants. I love to cook. It's impossible for us to 56 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:27.159 share these experiences together. While I would never leave my partner over this, 57 00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:30.520 if for some reason I had to have a new partner, I would never 58 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:32.879 put up with this again. How about you? Love you all? Already 59 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:38.039 rocking my staff rider sticker on my apparently uncool Stanley cup because apparently they are 60 00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:46.039 no longer cool. What is it? Koala o wala YEA Susan has no 61 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:50.240 hobbies or interests, and this is it? Really is? It is? 62 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:55.520 It is very It's disappointing because I have so many hobbies and interest and she 63 00:03:55.639 --> 00:04:00.680 doesn't like to do things. And she did crochane for a sh short while. 64 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:03.240 She's never had a hobby. She took karate for a short while, 65 00:04:03.520 --> 00:04:06.840 but she's never had a hobby or interest. And I will tell you it's 66 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:11.759 good to be interesting to your partner. And I'm not saying she's boring, 67 00:04:11.919 --> 00:04:17.560 but I wish that she had something like pickleball or you know, karate again 68 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:23.519 or something. But there's too many times she's content to sit on the couch 69 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:27.879 and play on her phone. And that to me is not life. That 70 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:32.240 is a break from life. So but I would never put up with that. 71 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:38.279 And somebody new, but what can I do now? So does she 72 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:41.279 used to have hobbies? As never had a hobby in her life. But 73 00:04:41.319 --> 00:04:45.920 you liked her before, but I was young. She used to play piano, 74 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:48.160 and she plays piano beautifully, and we have a piano. She never 75 00:04:48.279 --> 00:04:50.560 plays it. And I said you should take lessons. She's like, I 76 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:55.279 don't need lessons, and I'm like, okay, staying out of this one. 77 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:58.199 Everybody could use a lesson, Jenny, what do you got? I 78 00:04:58.199 --> 00:05:00.439 would say that. Andrew interrupts me a lot in the middle of me telling 79 00:05:00.480 --> 00:05:04.160 a story, and it frustrated the hell out of me when we first started 80 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:08.439 dating. But now I just realized, like, it's just how his brain 81 00:05:08.519 --> 00:05:12.680 works. He's not trying to be rude. It's just that like he'll forget 82 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:15.319 what he wants to say if he doesn't like interrupt me in that moment. 83 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:18.199 And he's gotten so much better because I've taught him. I was like, 84 00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:23.759 Babe, you're interrupting a woman speaking. If you do this in your work 85 00:05:23.839 --> 00:05:27.519 environment, it's going to come off as very disrespectful. And so he's he's 86 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.480 learned a little bit, but he still gets like excited and wants to tell 87 00:05:30.519 --> 00:05:31.800 me. He's like, I'll forget what I want to say otherwise whatever, 88 00:05:31.879 --> 00:05:35.240 And that's the one thing that like frustrates the hell out of me. But 89 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:39.040 I'll call him on and I'll be like, stop talking, I want to 90 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:41.920 finish what I was saying first, and he will stop talking and let me 91 00:05:41.959 --> 00:05:46.160 finish. So that's mine, Bailey. What about you and your imaginary boyfriend? 92 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:48.079 Yeah? What do I hate about my imagining? I mean, I 93 00:05:48.079 --> 00:05:51.959 can list everything I hated about my ex boyfriend, but like I wouldn't stand 94 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:55.839 for it because I didn't stand for it in the first place, which is 95 00:05:55.839 --> 00:05:59.639 why I don't have anybody. So, uh yeah, I don't I don't 96 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:01.759 have any Okay, I guess I don't have anyone to guess. That's one 97 00:06:01.759 --> 00:06:05.319 thing that you wouldn't do in an next relationship that came from us. Oh 98 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:10.120 well, this one, similarly to Susan, is very content. Uh well, 99 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:15.000 he was very content with sitting around watching TV and playing video games all 100 00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:18.800 day, and he had like a part time job, but that was kind 101 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.399 of it. He just had a part time job because he was like an 102 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:27.439 artist. So anyway, I don't think I would ever date somebody who didn't 103 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:30.160 have us like a full time job. It doesn't have to be salaried, 104 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:34.800 but if you're not working enough to like live, I know, I'm not 105 00:06:34.839 --> 00:06:40.839 here for all that that is. I mean, that is so like step 106 00:06:40.920 --> 00:06:43.439 number one, you know what I mean you would think. I mean, 107 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:46.959 it's weird when you're in like an art community kind of thing because like you 108 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:49.879 never know when you're gonna get some kind of like a booked. It's a 109 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:53.720 gig economy kind of thing, so you never know when you're gonna get booked. 110 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:58.680 But you should have something to pay to live and not just sit and 111 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:01.879 watch YouTube all name you even though you are in the artistic community and you 112 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:04.839 would love to make a living with the chan Hassen Dinner Theater and you would 113 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:09.040 be loved to be cast in you know whatever. You also worked at the 114 00:07:09.079 --> 00:07:12.399 History Center, Yeah, because you needed a full time job. Yeah. 115 00:07:12.439 --> 00:07:15.240 I got salaried, so like I had a real job, and I had 116 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:18.560 multiple jobs. Literally, like I've spent my entire twenties working and saving money 117 00:07:18.839 --> 00:07:21.759 and this man did not. It's fine, it's whatever. He's not a 118 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:25.439 bad person. I just would not stand for that time. I totally get 119 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:28.079 that. That's a really good question, So thank you for that one. 120 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:32.399 Next one, Yello Morning Show crew, I have a question about kissing. 121 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:36.360 Oh, I realize the other day when I was making out with my day 122 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:41.160 that every man I have made out with prefers my bottom lip to kiss and 123 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:45.560 suck on. It dawned on me because I tried switching my lips around immediately 124 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:47.959 went back to my bottom lip. I think back now and all the guys 125 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:51.000 I day to do this? Is this a guy thing? This is so 126 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:56.319 random. I want to know your experiences in kissing and maybe a funny story 127 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:59.279 like one time in high school. I got to kiss my crush finally after 128 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:03.160 your years of ntiss patient. But he completely engulfed my whole mouth and his 129 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:05.240 when he kissed me, Like I swear he got some of my nose. 130 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:09.560 I'm not sure it was a blur of panic for not being able to breathe 131 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:13.439 and slobber. He wasn't my crash longer after that. Ha ha ha ha 132 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:18.720 love y'all. Wah from Alison. Okay, I think that the bottom lip 133 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:24.920 is juicier, it's plumper, it's more accessible because you have to reach out 134 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:28.319 to get to the top lip. But I guess I can see. But 135 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:31.759 a good kisser has got to mix it up a little bit. You know, 136 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:33.279 you don't just do one motion. And I will tell you this. 137 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:41.759 When melissamer TONI beautiful, beautiful girl in college, everybody wanted to like hook 138 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:46.399 up with melissamer Tony. And one time we kissed one time and one time 139 00:08:46.440 --> 00:08:50.279 only, she opened her mouth like a bass, like a h and she 140 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:56.159 engulfed my mouth and just went I don't like like open and closed. I'm 141 00:08:56.200 --> 00:09:01.879 like, how can such a hot woman not know how to kiss? And 142 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:07.039 I think that some people they just they've never they've never learned how to kiss, 143 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:09.639 and maybe they don't like it. So I don't know what about the 144 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:13.279 lip thing, Jenny. I mean, I think it's just different with every 145 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:16.720 person you might kiss. I don't really think I've ever kissed someone who like 146 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:20.960 goes aggressively on the bottom lip. I think there's a lot of motion and 147 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:24.120 like, you know, you're speaking a language with your lips and stuff, 148 00:09:24.200 --> 00:09:26.279 so you just you figure out what language works for the two of you eventually, 149 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:30.279 and it's good when you speak the same language, right, Like not 150 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:31.639 too much tongue. Yeah, I remember I was kissing cricket. I was 151 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:35.759 new at kissing, and she's like, well, you stop sticking your tongue 152 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:37.240 way down in the back of my throat. And I honestly thought that's what 153 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:39.799 you were supposed to do. Yeah, And so she taught me. And 154 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:43.879 then I realized women don't like and I'm gonna guess guys don't either. Don't 155 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:48.200 like you to try to gag them with your tongue. I think too much 156 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:52.840 tongue. It's I had to tell people before, like pull it back a 157 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:54.759 little bit, Okay, I don't need to know what you had for breakfast, 158 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:58.879 dinner, and lunch. Good God. My first boyfriend I had when 159 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:03.200 I as a senior in high school. He was the worst kisser ever. 160 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:05.840 And it would be like kissing your grandma. So it was just like a 161 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:09.720 peck but then held for longer. Yes, So he would just hold this 162 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:15.320 like peck kiss for forever. And I literally was like, could you like 163 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:20.399 put some more umph into this somehow? And so instead he just did this 164 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:22.480 peck kiss that he held in one place and then just moved his head from 165 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:26.960 side to side like he was judging it in like you would rub in chapstick. 166 00:10:28.159 --> 00:10:33.720 It was awful. I think that again, some people don't know and 167 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:35.759 so they're bad at it. It's kind of like if you don't know how 168 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:39.799 to play tennis, you're going to be bad at it. But if somebody 169 00:10:39.879 --> 00:10:41.480 tells you, like how to hold the racket and maybe like, you know, 170 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:45.279 put your feet here, yeah, then maybe you'll enjoy it more. 171 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:48.360 I don't know. Yeah, I'm a really good kisser because I practiced on 172 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:52.919 my Harry Potter poster growing up. I had plenty of bredas just your pillow. 173 00:10:54.039 --> 00:10:56.320 Oh yeah, And when I was very single in my twenties, i'd 174 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:58.399 like treat my pillow like it with my lover, but then it gets all 175 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:03.559 old the engross. Well, I mean I wasn't like deep throat is like 176 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:09.600 schies here and there I was saying the same thing, Yeah, how are 177 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:11.759 you gonna get that pillow from being wet? But you say you were not 178 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:18.600 deep throating your pillow? Good to know. Here comes Cassie. Cassie says 179 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:20.679 on the Morning Show, I heard Dave praise Billie Eilish because she seems so 180 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:24.799 down to earth, doesn't care, and how sometimes she looks like she just 181 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:26.679 got done cleaning out the garage. She doesn't care, et cetera. And 182 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:30.600 I am cracking the fuck up and I have tears in my eyes l O 183 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:33.120 l O L because it just came out so casually, and the convo kept 184 00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:37.320 flowing, and wow, where do you come up with this? Holy shit? 185 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:39.840 I'm gonna use that next time I'm telling my friends I'm looking grubby, 186 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.720 et cetera. Instead of I'm not all done up, I'm not ready and 187 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:46.080 no makeup, I'm gonna say I look like I just got done cleaning out 188 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:50.960 the garage. Thanks for the last is always live, laugh, Love your 189 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:54.399 Morning Show and the Minnesota Goodbye, Thanks so much for all you do. 190 00:11:54.679 --> 00:12:00.320 XO xo Cassie another email. Are you ready yep? Okay, Hello, 191 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:05.000 my favorite humans. I just wanted to comment on the conversation of proper etiquette 192 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:07.240 when a guy buys a drink at a bar. The only input I have 193 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:11.399 is, do not ever accept a drink directly from the person buying it. 194 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:15.480 Always always, always get it from the bartender. That is, if you're 195 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:18.480 willing to accept a drink. Just my PSA for the day, Stay safe 196 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:20.919 out there, Peace and love from Stacy. Yeah. I picked up on 197 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:24.399 that too, Like you'd never want to, like have a guy come over, 198 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.080 even at like a backyard party if you don't know him, and be 199 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:31.440 like, hey, got you a drink because you never know, Yeah, 200 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:33.960 you never know what could be in it. But could you imagine if you 201 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:37.519 were. I mean, first of all, if you are at a backyard 202 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:39.600 party and I come over and I buy, like, I've got you a 203 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:41.759 beer, Well, first of all, why am I getting you a beer 204 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:43.840 if I don't know you? And if I know you, then you know 205 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:48.279 me well enough to know that I didn't spike your drink right exactly? Okay, 206 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:50.360 but at a bar, Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, I 207 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:54.320 wouldn't take and take something from somebody, uh spitting it too, even if 208 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:58.200 it's just spit. I don't want to gross. I don't know, Patty 209 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:03.120 writes in Patty is a regular supporter of The Day Ryan Show, so let's 210 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:07.080 find out what she says. I was in Cooperstown this weekend for Joe Mauer's 211 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:11.240 induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame. It was option, it was awesome. 212 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:15.759 Wow, so many Twins fans were there. Adrian Beltray from the Texas 213 00:13:15.840 --> 00:13:18.200 Rangers. She names a bunch of players that I don't know because I don't 214 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.840 follow baseball. We're also inductive with Joe. Definitely got the loudest cheer from 215 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:26.960 all the Minnesotans who traveled. There was a parade of legend Saturday afternoon, 216 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:30.480 so we got to see about forty five additional Hall of Famers. The players 217 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:33.879 and their families attend a private reception at the Hall of Fame on Saturday, 218 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:37.679 so they need to get from the VIP hotel across town to the reception. 219 00:13:37.799 --> 00:13:41.120 So rather than just shuttle them there in private limos, they did a parade, 220 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:43.639 so fans line the streets. We get to see them up close. 221 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:48.639 I've attached a few pictures from the parade Joe and other former twins Bert Blylevin, 222 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:50.799 Dave Winfield, Rod Grew, and Tony Oliva. Wow, I made 223 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.440 a sign to hold up at the induction ceremony on Sunday when Joe was introduced, 224 00:13:54.759 --> 00:13:58.360 and I've included a picture of that too. It said, well played, 225 00:13:58.480 --> 00:14:05.200 maur I love, but she spelled it m A y e R maybe 226 00:14:05.320 --> 00:14:09.320 mayor maybe she Maybe it's a bit maybe I don't not sure, which is 227 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:13.879 an appropriate centiment. But also a great line from a very funny commercial for 228 00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:18.120 the MLB the show video which Joe was in. Google it if you're curious. 229 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:22.240 Maybe that explains the Joe so an amazing once in a lifetime experience. 230 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:26.080 I'm a big baseball fan, but even if you aren't, you can appreciate 231 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:28.000 the history of it all. Here's a question for the Minnesota Goodbye. What 232 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:31.519 is a once in a lifetime experience that you had? Thanks for all you 233 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:37.440 do every day, Patty or Patty. And there's a picture of Joe Mauer 234 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:45.240 and Bert Blylevin and Dave Winfield and Tony Oliva. Oh it's no, she 235 00:14:45.320 --> 00:14:48.159 did spell it right, says well played Maer m a U E R. 236 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:52.039 I always think he was in like a milk commercial once and his mom said, 237 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:56.399 nice catch Joe. And she has the biggest Minnesotan accent ever. So 238 00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:01.240 my mom are always like, nice catch Joe. We loved Joe Mauer. 239 00:15:01.279 --> 00:15:05.399 I was really into baseball when I was like fifteen. I met Joe like 240 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:09.519 at least three or four times. He was always nice. Yes. I 241 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:13.039 went to a couple of charity events and then you see Joe Mauer and you 242 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:16.759 can't miss him because he's tall, and he's you know, he's Joe Mauer. 243 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:20.080 There Joe Mauer, and you don't want to be like, you know, 244 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:24.320 there's usually not a crowd of people around Joe Mauer and an event like 245 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:28.879 this because everybody wants to be respectful and not be a groupie and go over 246 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:35.559 and go and can you call my kid and sing happy birthday? Because there 247 00:15:35.600 --> 00:15:39.919 are claude hoppers that will meet a celebrity and they cannot be graceful enough. 248 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:43.960 But at a charity event, you know when there's other like celebrities like Chasin 249 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:50.360 d Russia or I don't know, other celebrities, Jason Russia. Yeah, 250 00:15:50.519 --> 00:15:54.519 the biggest celebrity out there. You you just kind of like you you let 251 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:56.840 them have their space. But I will go up to Joe Mauer and I've 252 00:15:56.840 --> 00:16:00.240 done that maybe once or twice, and I'm like, hey, I just 253 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:02.679 want to say hi, you know, big fan. Can I get a 254 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:04.200 selfie? And he's very like, how are the kids, how is the 255 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:08.799 family? Whatever? And he's very charming, but a little bit shy, 256 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:12.000 you know, And I think it comes from you just kind of are on 257 00:16:12.080 --> 00:16:15.840 guard. Yeah, if you can't even stand in the grocery line at cub 258 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:19.320 without some idiot like me coming up and going, um, you're always on 259 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:22.039 guard a little bit. But he was very charming and friendly. I will 260 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:26.360 not say the same for Chris Humphries, who was a little bit stand offish. 261 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:29.360 Oh yeah, because you met him at that fancy like backyard party that 262 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:30.679 you went to. Yeah, but again, he didn't owe me anything. 263 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:37.720 He doesn't Chris Humphries doesn't owe me shit. I just because you know, 264 00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:41.320 I might be a Timberwolves fan or a Chris Humphreys fan, doesn't mean that 265 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:44.720 he owes me the time of day. He is at a party, he 266 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:48.240 is not at a charitable function. He is not at a Timberwolves convention. 267 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:52.960 He's at a friend's wedding party and he doesn't owe me shit, and and 268 00:16:53.080 --> 00:16:56.480 he didn't know you didn't lead with Hi, I'm Dave Ryan. No, 269 00:16:56.519 --> 00:17:00.879 I would never do that. He might know me Ryan in the morning. 270 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:03.440 That's me, Katie w B. I know you would never do that, 271 00:17:03.839 --> 00:17:10.200 but however, in certain situations, that does give you like a little bit 272 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:15.119 of an upper hand for people to be more interested in talk. You know. 273 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:18.599 Yeah, like those sounds conceited, but it is like it's kind of 274 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:22.240 just reality. Yeah, like, Hi, I have a reason to be 275 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:23.359 speaking to you right now. Yeah, I think that's kind of true. 276 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:27.039 But I always hate to use that. I would rather not use it and 277 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:32.799 be unknown and not welcomed in the conversation than to have anybody think what a 278 00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:36.839 pampas? Did you think she's a big deal because he's on the radio. 279 00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:41.319 So no, I just yeah, I just usually don't tell you a quick 280 00:17:41.319 --> 00:17:44.559 story about the one time I met Joe Mauer. I was probably like fifteen, 281 00:17:45.079 --> 00:17:45.920 and I didn't know what to say to him because I didn't know how 282 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:51.680 to speak to Joe Mauer. And I said, you look cute and glasses 283 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:53.319 because he was wearing glasses at the time, and he was signing something and 284 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:57.279 he said thanks you too, and I internalized that, and I was like, 285 00:17:57.359 --> 00:18:02.599 Joe Mauer is into me, yep, and wants to marry me because 286 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:07.039 he said I was cute. So did you just like decorate your room with 287 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:11.559 posters of him? Literally? I still have a poster of Joe Mauer and 288 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:14.880 Justin Mornau in my childhood betroom at my mom's house. I love that. 289 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:17.799 But I loved lou Ford lu Ford was my favorite baseball player when I was 290 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:21.559 fifteen. Lou Ford lou Ford did he play for the Twins? He did? 291 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:23.200 And this was like two thousand and five. Okay, I know that 292 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:26.799 name. A life size poster of lou Ford in my room. He like 293 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:30.599 advertised for milk. I'm surprised, honestly. You don't strike me as like 294 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:33.960 anything to do with baseball. Oh. I was huge baseball, right, 295 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:37.400 I'm surprised. I didn't know that about you till right now at fifteen sixteen, 296 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:40.319 like when they were really they were really good back in that day. 297 00:18:40.599 --> 00:18:41.960 Okay, but I still like baseball. If somebody said you want to go 298 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.799 see a baseball game, I would be like heck, yes, bring me 299 00:18:45.880 --> 00:18:49.240 along. You mentioned your room a minute ago, and I want to bring 300 00:18:49.319 --> 00:18:55.200 up something that happened with me and Carson yesterday and see where you fall on 301 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:59.839 this spectrum. So Carson needs a flashlight for his work. He's going to 302 00:18:59.880 --> 00:19:04.480 be the tour manager for David kush Kesh Kushner, Good God. And so 303 00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:10.400 you need a flashlight because you're walking around dark spaces backstage, and Carson needs 304 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:14.079 a flashlight. I said, your grandpa, my dad, gave you a 305 00:19:14.119 --> 00:19:18.119 flashlight for your birthday, a nice one when you were two years old, 306 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:22.559 which was an impractical gift for a two year old, but a very dad 307 00:19:22.680 --> 00:19:26.279 gift from my dad, because he gave very practical gifts. So he gave 308 00:19:26.400 --> 00:19:30.000 him this flashlight, a little pocket flashlight. And I said, if we 309 00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:34.319 find that flashlight, that will be the perfect thing for you to use because 310 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:40.799 it's from your grandfather. We tore his room apart and we could not find 311 00:19:40.799 --> 00:19:44.440 it anywhere, and I know it's in there somewhere. We would have never 312 00:19:44.599 --> 00:19:48.279 thrown it away. But this is what I discovered as we're going through Carson's 313 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:52.359 room. He doesn't know his room, he knows his bed, he knows 314 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:57.279 his shelf, and he doesn't. He's got a desk full of souvenirs and 315 00:19:57.599 --> 00:20:03.519 pictures and trophies, autograph hockey puck and and like this that I made for 316 00:20:03.599 --> 00:20:06.759 him, and that that I bought for him, and this that he bought, 317 00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:10.160 and all of this shit that he never touches. He never know. 318 00:20:10.519 --> 00:20:14.400 He didn't know what was in his desk drawers. What We found an autographed 319 00:20:14.559 --> 00:20:17.759 Ed Sheeran picture in his desk drawer, and he's like, WHOA, that's 320 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:21.119 cool. I didn't know I had that. I'm like, don't you know 321 00:20:21.240 --> 00:20:25.240 your own bedroom? Well no, and not really. I opened up his 322 00:20:25.240 --> 00:20:29.559 bottom dress or drawer. There were a couple of souvenir shirts and like concert 323 00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:32.559 shirts that he didn't know that he had. We looked in his closet. 324 00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:36.880 It was full of old things that he didn't remember, old toys, like 325 00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:40.000 a box of kindamas. You know what a kindama is? No? Is 326 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:42.160 that thing that looks like it's a ball on a string. Oh yeah, 327 00:20:42.160 --> 00:20:45.240 and you throw it in the air and try to catch it ball in a 328 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:48.759 stick. I don't like that. And he didn't know that he had those. 329 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:51.000 He didn't know that he had this. He didn't and I'm like, 330 00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:53.480 do you not know your own room? He's like, I guess not. 331 00:20:55.200 --> 00:21:00.119 And I was so intimately familiar with everything in my bedroom. And I think 332 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:03.359 it's because I spent so much time in my room, and it dawned on 333 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:07.200 me. He never other than sleeping, he doesn't go in his room. 334 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:11.480 He doesn't go in there for homework, video games, sure, hanging out 335 00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:15.720 with friends. When he had friends over, it was always downstairs. Yeah, 336 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:18.680 when he had sleepovers, it was always downstairs, never in his room. 337 00:21:18.720 --> 00:21:22.359 They could probably tell you where everything is downstairs, very likely. Yeah, 338 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:26.640 So my question is for you and you as you're listening to the podcast, 339 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:29.559 did you spend a lot of time in your room? I did. 340 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:33.119 I listened to the radio. I fantasized about being a radio DJ. I 341 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:37.519 did my homework, I lifted weights, I did everything in my bedroom. 342 00:21:37.559 --> 00:21:41.839 It was my room, it was MySpace. Did you hang out in your 343 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:45.839 room a lot, Bailey, No, because my room was really small, 344 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:51.359 so you couldn't. You could really just fit the bed and like a bookshelf, 345 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:52.640 and that's all so like, if you were going to sit in my 346 00:21:52.759 --> 00:21:56.000 room, you'd have to sit on the bed, and that's like, you 347 00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:59.119 don't sit on the bed to do your homework. I would go into the 348 00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:02.240 kitchen and do my home Okay, So no, I didn't really spend a 349 00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:06.480 lot of time in my bedroom, and like today, I don't really either 350 00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:11.039 unless I'm putting on makeup or sleeping or like scrolling and rotting on my phone. 351 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:12.960 But yeah, I guess I don't really spend a lot of time in 352 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:17.279 my bedroom when there's time to be spent in the living room. Okay, 353 00:22:17.319 --> 00:22:18.480 but when you were a kid, that was not your hideout, your hang 354 00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:22.519 out, your you know whatever. No, I mean my sister and I 355 00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:25.599 shared a room for a while, but then she hung out in her room 356 00:22:25.720 --> 00:22:27.759 all the time. She was always in her room. What about you, 357 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:32.880 Jenny. Yeah, no, for me too, because I shared a room 358 00:22:32.920 --> 00:22:36.079 with my sister un till I was about thirteen. So it was just easier 359 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:38.680 to go live my life somewhere else than in a bedroom that I shared. 360 00:22:38.720 --> 00:22:42.359 And then when my parents got divorced, we didn't really have bedrooms. My 361 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:45.680 dad only had one extra bedroom besides his, so we'd kind of like switch 362 00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:48.839 off where we were sleeping at my dad's house. So I was always just 363 00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:53.039 like outside when it was nice weather or doing something. Yeah, it's so 364 00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:56.519 interesting because I don't know, I just thought that was it was. It 365 00:22:56.599 --> 00:23:00.799 made me a little bit sad that here is this bedroom full of all of 366 00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:04.680 his past that he doesn't remember or appreciate. You know, you think that 367 00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:08.240 your childhood bedroom is like one of the most sentimental things that you will ever 368 00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:14.240 have in your entire life, and it's just really not to him. Yeah, 369 00:23:14.279 --> 00:23:15.880 but he spent all this time in the basement with like his friends, 370 00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:19.839 right, true, So all of his sentimental memories are with his friends in 371 00:23:19.880 --> 00:23:23.039 the basement. I think that's more valuable than spending any time like, oh, 372 00:23:23.079 --> 00:23:26.680 here, there are my trophies that I got in eighth grade that are 373 00:23:26.680 --> 00:23:30.559 sitting in my bedroom. Yeah, it's the memories with friends, Dave, 374 00:23:30.680 --> 00:23:32.640 I guess it is. Yeah. Well, that's going to do it for 375 00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:37.079 the Minnesota Goodbye. 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