For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is
the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive and kicking comun over here. I'll hit
but your ass a couple of times. You know what I'm saying. This
brother breaking on the fort yard, but this brother come on ship. Then
I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus, you call out a penalty?
Who's number one? That was number one? It's the La Clippers. Shut
up, you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant they
just called in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off?
Are you? Are you in the shower house? Totally in the shower
He's not a coat. Give me James Scuper you're a super idiot for getting
super up tight over literally to clearly, I will lie attention my life at
start ya you're coming the punch Drunk Sports. Where can you take your touch
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Sports where winners win special live in studio. Three years. It's been three
years. Jason Tebow and Jay Nice shiny what hart Hey, j couldn't make
it, couldn't make it even though we didn't invite him. Are he couldn't
make it? He struggles to Ari, he's in Austin sucking off Rogan.
I feel like Alri he doesn't struggle much. But yeah, it seemed like
you saw his post no what he wrote a novel about the mother Ship?
Yeah? Pretty much? Yeah, I saw that. How great it is?
Uh? It was an Ari take. I mean he said it was
as great as he said Kobe was great. He said that he can't give
it a final rating until he takes a shit in there first, but he
said was great. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I mean, what
a terrible show. Oh, I'm sure those guys are doing so bad.
Anyways, someday everyone will get up there. It'll be fun. That video
that Burt, I mean that that hing it, I got like emotional about
it. Yeah, I'm well because you were jerking off to it. Well,
I you know, it caught me in a fucking in and close right
right. Well, happy to be back to punch drunk. I so much
sports to get into. I don't know where you guys want to start.
Let's start with the fucking play in games, because we're right there. That's
happening, right, now, and I know you love the NBA. Let's
get to it. You. What is your thoughts on the controversy of fancy
basketball where Johnny's trying to convince everybody. There's no Johnny trying to convince it,
but it's just doesn't make it happens. Your thoughts? I won?
What is? What is judge? All legends are judged by winning the playoffs?
I respect when it comes to this, I will honestly say thank you
the ring. You know what, I could buy myself a later ring,
official ring. This is john the chick who marries herself and buys herself a
ring. That's Johnny right now. When when the women ever married themselves?
Yeah? You know that famous story where women marry themselves? Ye have?
Yeah? I have nine? Yeah, all of them have married themselves.
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Thank you Jason for weighing in points.
Jason, Hey, where'd you get that? Where'd you get Tripley's ring
at Pond Stars? Yeah, civilatedn't get a ring because he didn't win last
last year. We decided because of the way the playoffs, no award to
the regular season champions. The only way to prove though that you're good at
it is over the long haul. That's why we decided to move away from
the playoffs where one flukey wins. We did. We all voted two years
ago. You were there, Johnny. Yeah, because I didn't go to
fantasy fucking meeting. Okay, that's right, you don't go. I didn't
go to the let's make up new rules because we can't win anyways movie.
We can't win. I have four titles. At four titles, I had
two under the old playoffs system and two now where I won the regular season
and then we got it. That's real. That's that's four thoughts on the
playoffs. Uh well, I mean it's today and Easter. I think Sunday.
We're doing this two days before sun Easter Sunday, and that's going to
be the big game. Clippers are already in no matter what. No,
that's true. We need a lot, possibly lose. No, they're guaranteed
there, gonna get in. I think they get in. I mean I
read today that day that they are in. Because seven a million years,
could they seven above? I don't know that. I mean, the Clippers
aren't the kind of team that would buy themselves and own ring. I did
not buy that that was from the league funds. Yeah, what exactly?
Run by whom? What do you mean? So right now, if you
take a look at the standings of the West, the Clippers and the Golden
State Warriors have the exact same record forty as of as of this recording,
forty two and thirty eight. At this moment, Golden State is beating Sacramento,
which means they would jump to the five. Nobody wants the five.
Nobody wants. Yeah, but I'm saying we're talking about getting it. We're
not talking about the play in Say we want the six because we want the
easiest road to the Western Conference final is either two, three or six.
But what I was saying is they're not going to be in the like the
Clippers are waiting for the play in games to unfold. Yeah, but they're
not gonna worry about those. They have nothing to do with those unless they're
in them. Oh yeah, yeah, but they but they right, they
won't be in them, is my point. That's the final two. Now,
you know, I have a two sided sword because I'm a Bulls fan
too. I'm a Bulls fan, Clippers fan. Bulls are fighting for their
lives bulls gotta win one, get in and then win one. Bulls.
Every single move they made, everyone's like, that's great, and it just
blew up in their face. Yeah, because you know why, because those
Ball brothers are made of glass. And I said it to you at the
store when you let me do your show. By the way, thank you
for that comedy. Chaos is one of the best shows ever and that paid
from my idental surgery, well a third of it. But those Ball brothers
are They're like the Kardashians that never fund the Kardashian They're like the Kardashian curse
that never fucked them. They didn't get the Kardashian pussy and they have the
Kardashian curse. Did any of them bang them? I feel like that is
a match made, It really is. Yeah, I would put LaMelo went
with Lonzoo. Lamello's way better than Lonzo Ball. Yeah, but I mean
he's talking about durability. Yeah, but I'm saying even been in the league
long enough to say he's got but they have it in their jeans. So
the youngest one hasn't, you know, proved that he's glass Joe yet.
But they are fucking made he's currently the injured list. That's them tanking.
But do you know what I mean, because they were winning two many games,
you know, and the Bulls went all in and he's gonna be our
new point guard, and then they had to make moves. He's played maybe
and you can look it up, Johnny seventeen more games for the Bulls than
everyone in this room. Yeah, he's been there for two years. Bro,
he hasn't been there for like it is so crazy season. I don't
even think if he played, he would have made as much. I don't
think he's that good. I don't think he's way overrated. But still they
brought him into being very serviceable. Like he's a he's not a middle of
the ground, the middle of the road. He's just above that. Yeah,
I mean he played thirty five games for Chicago one twenty two. He's
a rotation point guard. Yeah, but you they got because he's good at
defense. But but man, but if he's not on the court, he's
not on the court. Yeah. And what about Kobe White, what's going
on with him? Is he just hot garbage? He's a shooting guard that
they tried to play, you know, in the wrong position. I think,
yeah, be cut because of why because a glass Joe and now he's
playing Beverly doing for you guys. Wow him. I love Pat Another good
example of you get a guy that's hurt and now you got to bring in
three or four role players that come in and try to, you know,
fill every spot. But that's not their position. That's not what they do.
Yeah, and that reeks turmoil on the overhaul of the season. They're
really they're trying to figure this out. I mean, I just think that
it's not I don't even care how much the an NBA player makes a year,
because they deserve all the money. It's invisible in the NFL, like
if you if you want to pay Lebron James or whoever one hundred million dollars
here. I don't really have a problem with that. But what I do
have a problem with is length of contract, because if somebody gets hurt,
its your team. It's not even it's not even like about the owners,
it's about the fans. Yeah, that's what I mean. How many times
has the Knicks signed somebody to a bunch of money and he just garbage and
nothing happens. So I'm fine with what I would rather than get a ship
ton more per season with less, with less guaranteed years. And that's a
problem with what's happening in the NFL with Lamar. Yeah, because like this
guy, he's played what seventeen games in two years, He's going to be
our leader, and now we have to spend a lot of money on a
competent backup for him because he plays so violently. He's he's the NFL version
of I would say Derek Rose or you know one of those guys that you
always said Derek Rose plays violently. You know who he is, Paul George,
because Paul George plays, but he gets injured a lot, and you're
like Kenny, he wasn't the franchise. He was a little bit an indie
yea or Kauai. He could be Kauais. So imagine quite as a good
example too. Kauhai is a good example of imagine Kauai now saying no,
I need two hundred and fifty million guaranteed no matter what happens, and with
a salary cap, you were holding that franchise. You're holding that franchise for
ransom, and it devoids you of being able to get free agents, and
it punishes the fans well. And also it's like and then the the NFL
will never do this, but the quarterback salary should be separate from the rest
of you know what they're pitching now. Instead of guaranteed contracts, your quarterback
gets a percentage of the salary cap. So whatever that is is what it
is. So you go, hey, man, you get seventeen percent of
our cap. So if our cap is to make numbers easy, two hundred
million, I mean it's more than that because no matter where the cap rises,
what if you're a shitty starter, like oh, a journeyman's starter.
No, no, no, I'm talking about in lieu of guaranteed contracts.
Instead of me going, hey, we'll give you three hundred million guaranteed no
matter what for the next five years. That's a lot of money. But
just for quarterbacks, you can do this. No, they're saying, for
guarante in lieu of gear. If the salary cap is three hundred million,
hey, your quarterback, a guaranteed contract would be x amount of that.
So for the next five years, when the salary cap goes up because the
NFL is making more money, you're seventeen percent is a raise because the cap
went up the teams though, because then the deals used to get to be
like a better as the as they go on, but now they're actually getting
worse. Well, it depends on the type of player you are, because
they're not offering that at every position whatever. But if you are the greatest
corner in the game or the greatest running back or whatever, you go hey,
Instead, if we give you two hundred and eight million dollars as a
running back, how about we give you eleven percent of salary cap because that
gives the team leverage. Because when that year, when you sign that,
sure you're getting fucking twenty percent of our soundur cap. Next year the cap
goes up, you still get that, but it frees up more money for
us to spend other money on other players instead of us just being butt fucked
for fucking five years. Sound better, I mean, the value of the
contract would increase every time they Yet it doesn't sound better to me to the
same. Listen, here's the problem is, like you have a position that
is so important that it actually makes it so the rest team can't function.
That's the probec Well, dude, the perfect evidence of it is they can't
get rid of Lamar Jackson for love nor money, I mean, and this
guy's one of the best quarterbacks in the game and they cannot get rid of
his fucking ass. Well, what do you mean by that? Because it
costs too much he's asking for two months? Yep. Well, you know
what they were talking about was because this is all the the sports talk radios
talking about, and they were actually talking that if if he did it right,
he should take that three year guaranteed money one fifty I think it was
something like that. And at the end of that three years, there's gonna
be the salary caps gonna be way higher. He can pick his fucking and
he could go even bigger. Deshaun Watson fucked everything. The Browns did it
literally. But the thing he caused, and I'm gonna say this in this
beautiful room, he caused a conspiracy because the entire NFL owners that you heard
all of them go Dalla from Dallas to Atlanta to all the big owners were
like, we're out route route route you think. And what a coincidence that
that was right after the NFL meetings where all the thirty two owners get together
and all those fucking rich white men sat in the room and go. We
can't have these guys, you know what I mean, make it about race.
We can't have after what DeShawn did. Yeah, we can't have all
these quarterbacks holding the team and the NFL for ransom and the NFL schedule.
They can't pick what the good games are when they don't know where the good
players are at. They want to put the Jets on four Monday night football
games. But Aaron Rodgers and the Packers are still in this fucking uh holding
fucking pattern like a plane. Come get it done. They're secretly doing it.
Get it fucking done. They say that Green Bay's being stupid by trying
to hold out for one, a number one guy who's almost forty. They
want to fuck him, and they had the same thing, don't don't don't
think they didn't have the exact same situation with fucking five. Yeah, I
mean they forced it and watch him go from the Jets like five did the
Vikings like five did. I mean, I think I think he's just gonna
play maybe one year, maybe two. And that's why you don't want to
give up that much. I agree too, You don't want to give up
that if you're if you're the Jets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
like, hey man, you guys are getting I mean, they're gonna have
to trade, right, It's it's gonna be about the players who they're getting,
right, That's gotta be the bigger issue. There's no way he could
play for Green Bay next year though, right, it's just not possible.
Won't and they end up with nothing if they don't do that. He retires,
just like Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan retired with the Colts, and nigga,
are you retired? He goes, nah, you know why because his
agent told him not to say that because if he retires, the Colts get
twelve million dollars saved, and if he doesn't retire, the Colts have to
pay him twelve million dollars. And I would totally do the exact same.
And you saw what happen with Matt Ryan and the Colts and the culture in
channel. His second year is guaranteed for Johnny. You can look up.
It might be eight, but it's a lot of money. I wants say
something also about this draft. So so everybody's talking about where the first and
second picks are gonna be. Who's gonna be one, who's gonna be two
and quarterback. I personally think I would take C. J. Strout,
that's my personal Uh, you listen to like I mean, I hate listen
to Colin Coward. I hate listen to him because he's when he's good,
he's great. But when he's bad, it's unbearable Rome. And you just
why he's battering Jim Rome. Jim Rome just did a thirty minute show over
and over and over again. Yeah, but twelve years ago, fifteen years
ago, Jim Rome reliable. No, why Jim Rome died because he wanted
to be the stern of sports. No, because he because everyone moved to
television, their TV, the radio shows became television show and Jim Rome didn't
want everyone to see that he wasn't riffing, he was reading from a script.
So so, so Colin Coward's on there and he's just like gaslighting every
buddy. All that's all he does all the time to his listeners. And
we'll get into some Lebron James stuff. But so he's like, I don't
even care man if I got if I get a young guy and he's only
got Like I'm drafting a quarterback and he's only got like five eight years.
I'm fine with that. Really with the number one pick, you're fine with
a quarterback. Quarterback would be because that's the only time that the contract is
good. That's that window of a rookie contract where you're not you're paying him
out of the nose anyway. Yeah, but when you make that ripping your
team, you want that guy to be your quarterback for the next fifteen years.
But the value is really those first five years when they're on that rookie
deal, you know, I mean, you don't have to pay him when
you don't have it to super pay him. I I mean, honestly,
it sounds down like the Panthers are leaning Bryce young man to your point,
and to your point, that's kind of what happened with the Ravens because in
his rookie contract he played pretty good for a few years. Denny was the
MVP. Then they had to franchise tag him, Danny got hurt, Then
they franchise tagged him again, Danny got hurt, and now they're in this
fucking stale wart. Yeah, because he's like, I'm an MVP, and
Niggle, we have nobody around you, and now you want all of our
money and you have proven to not be healthy. Yeah, there's one thing
I hate as a Stalewart. You know what I'm saying. So uh,
I mean I would take C. J. Strout. I think he's bigger.
I think he's he's accurate if they were the same height, though Bryce
Young would no question. Reminds me they're not. And I'm sorry I think
I personally I think that um Um, who is a young reminds me of
three Richardson No the quarterback for Um the quarterback for the Saints, Drew Brees.
I think he just is an outlier, this small guy that just was
able to compete. But he wasn't a scrambler. He was a pocket pen
He's a little guy that was any But this guy isn't even six foot.
He's five ten leven. I mean five eleven is still better than five.
I'm about five eleven. That's a pocket passer and that knows how to get
away with the ball and throw it versus like a RG three that's like I'm
not gonna throw it, I'll run and you're getting hit by linebackers that are
two fifty five. Back to Punch Trunk when they were thinking who they should
draft, and we were talking about his legs are too small to play quarterback
in the NFL, and sure shit, his legs fucking snapped. So I
would go. But the reason I bring this up is because nobody's talking about
Hooker out of Tennessee, and you now see people talking about hurt, right,
But people's also old. Dude, I would take, I would take.
I would take. He's a good guy to sit on your bench for
a year while the heels so what so what I mean, dude, he's
he's I think he's the highest floor maybe of these guy guys, but the
ceiling is not for a fourth You get him in the fourth round, good,
and you're sitting on let's say taste's third best quarterback. But I mean,
you know, coming out, that's a bad injury for a scrambling quarterback
to come off. But he's not a scrambling quarterback. You watch him in
college. He's a pocket passer. That's why he was so great. And
he's accurate with bombs. Bro, he's an accurate passer. But I'm just
saying, you come off that with a bat. The Raiders got him in
the second round. I wouldn't be upset Richardson. I wouldn't be upset if
the d doesn't happen. They really want him, though, I'd rather have
Richardson than fucking not me. Yeah, me too, because Richardson's twenty and
any fucking six to five and the ceiling he might have the highest ceiling he
might have also the fucking bottom down bottom. By the way, this is
a Raiders fan saying this, and we've seen you guys make a first round
pick on a quarterback. I have no faith in Josh McDaniels. No,
I know he will make the absolute worst to city. Remember or was it,
guy? What was the quarterback you guys had? Ja Marcus Russell?
JaMarcus Russell? Yeah, yeah, heny go he can sit on both of
his knees from the fifty and throw it through the same thing down on his
knees. They said that about Kyle Bowler too. He did we have punch
drunk when he was drafted. No, this is way before that. I
was saying, this kid's gonna flame out. He had one great bowl and
then L Davis wanted it was an LSU guy, Right, Yeah, he
had great He drafted an seven. So yeah, before punch shrunk five years
Ye, it's just unbelievable and so so I mean it's can you say real
quick about Bryce Young? Knowough they pulled up the heat maps on these guys,
and usually these short guys don't pass. They don't see the middle of
the field and they don't pass. And if you look at where he passes
the ball, it's all red. It's just he passes the ball everywhere in
the middle of the field to the side deep. So he is different.
They compared him to even Russell Wilson coming out of called guy that could possibly
take him as defending both people possibly take who do you want and say it
right now? And they say that the modern spread because they're spreading everybody out.
It doesn't matter as much because they're a lot lanes to see through,
you know, I get that. No, it's not even it's about those
hits, Johnny. Yeah, he's really good at missing hit. Who's that
you me? I'm six four in heels, but I'm six and a half.
I'm just on her short more than me getting hit by guys who are
six six two fifty. Bro, I've done jiu jitsu for a month and
a half. I've had big guys. Layam me prove it out right good.
I have I have heard the yeah, I bet you'd like to I've
heard that from that. I would like this Alabama beat writer that he's the
best quarterback I ever to play at Alabama. But that doesn't say much about
because they've had some they've had some guys. Nama Jones was good. Oh
yeah, he's trying to get traded right now. They're trying to trade him.
Name me another one. What do you mean they an Alabama quarterback where
you're like, what's his name? What's his name? In the seventies?
Okay, you know I'm talking about No, I don't nay Okay, and
Mac jo him bart Star five teams, j mccare crypt keeper. How about
somebody when they were black defensive players, Johnny he said he was better than
Ken Stabler. This guy, what's his name? Old man? Ri No,
I know, No, he was. He was an old guy.
He was an old guy. I'm not saying that he's not good. I'm
saying that guy his frame is small. He didn't take a lot of big
hits in college, Johnny. Think about it. He didn't take a lot
in the and those guys in the SEC are just as big as the guys
in the Johnny, but let's lock it in and Sam, let's get him
lock it in. Who would I rather him take? You have two picks.
We're already talking about him. I don't have a lock get in.
You got you got a gun. You got a gun, asking you you
got a gun to see? Who do you want? You got a gun
to your favorite family? I can't decide your favorite family's goat has a gun
to it? Whatever the fuck you and your dad fire. So let's get
into I let's get into some NBA and then I'll talk some baseball. NBA.
Dude, did you get somebody? Oh yeah, we'll get into that
too. So did you see the UFC uh? I mean, did you
see the NBA where they did They showed how many more free throws the the
the Lakers have taken than any of their opponents. But the Bulls had that
too, they really did. The Bulls had that the Bulls during the nineties.
Ye. Yeah, the Bulls at Michael Jordan and they were the one
or two seat this team is. If the Pistons had that before that,
I think they always favor that whatever NBC wants. But that's the conspiracy.
And if you talk. I don't think that's a conspiracy. I think it's
a fact. You the Laker fans, they'll deny the shit out who and
I have somebody to me? They draw contact. It's like, get the
fuck out. But Bulls fans said that I can't gone. I can't because
I could finally like the Lakers. Who's gonna play with his kid again?
You're not gonna like the Lakers. I do. Two of my favorite players
of all timer Lakers. Yeah, but I but you you're gonna come,
You're gonna circle back to Lakers be a Clipper fan, But I won't.
I won't, like just despise. Okay, I see what you're saying.
I see what we're saying. Like, I can't stand Lebron James, and
I want to like him because he is a great player. I got,
I got. It's just it's just listen to colin twenty five years later.
I don't hate the Pistons. You talk to me in ninety four, I
would have been like, I swear to God, if they died in a
plane crash, I'm all right with it. Yeah, now I'm going so
I see what we're saying. I see what you're saying on that well,
no, it's just like Kobe came in and he pushed out shack and I
was like a few, dude, and like, you know, you know,
it's sad about Kobe passing away, obviously, but man, people like
Rewid like the way they talk about Kobe, like he would he just pushed
the seat, like dude. People hated playing with Kobe, They hated it.
People hated playing with Jordan. Look at that goddamn fucking uh Bulls documentary,
Like you see all these old people being like, man, he fistfawed
me, he beat me up in practice. I mean, Kobe just modeled
what Jordan did. And Jordan's still to this day. You hear stories and
by the way, I mean, that's my Him and Dion are my fucking
goats of all sports. So I love Jordan. You hear all these nightmares.
Jordan is probably the number one athlete I wouldn't want to meet because I'm
like, I'm such a huge fan, go fuck yourself, and I'd be
like, god damn it. You know, I spent so much money on
your shoes. And Larry Bird is supposedly the biggest dick. This guy tells
the story tell me the story. Somebody told me sorry that they went to
this party and Larry Birds there made seat. The guy went up to him
and goes, Larry I'm dude, I'm the biggest fan, just wanting to
let you know. Larry Bird got up and goes, suck my dick and
just fucking walked away. Somebody told us that I can't remember who was and
so, and you listen to him like he made Pete Maravich pistol. Pete
retired because he came in one day and he's like, I'm not carrying any
of your bags. He was a rookie. I'm not carrying any of your
bags or are doing any of this rookie ship. And nobody went up there
and clocked him, because you know, Red Arbuck would have cut you right
fucking there. Yeah, right there, right there. But that town always
had historically the great White Savior. Well they had the perfect guy playing him,
and I mean he was. That was the perfect town for the perfect
person. Boston is the greatest sports town. I'll tell you why. Their
their tea, their city is okay with a fucking tank. There's the Boston
teams, in particular, Red Sox, Red Sox and Celtics. They're afraid
to tank it. Problem. It's well, it's nice that they're not afraid
to tank it because they get people are always gonna sell that place out.
You know, you're gonna sell enough tickets to float them through the because and
I don't know if it's the Celtics or Danny Age, it's also the stadium,
the town, the history. Your parents love that team, your grandparents
love that team. You're great great grandparents, so you have a history of
like they're gun they get good again. Yeah, And the Cubs had that,
and the Socks never did. So even when the White Sox were winning
World Series, they weren't selling out in the regular season, the White Wrigley
was still selling out. So they fucking hated them. But they say about
Wrigley Field, it's the world's biggest singles bar. Yeah, because you just
go there and hang out and part it's a perfect location in the perfect part
of the city. And Boston Garden and the fucking Green Monster Bolt and both
of those stadiums are right in the middle of the big little city. It's
not New York, it's not La it's not all spread out the whole city
is right there, and man, it's a part of being from that town
is supporting that team. That's why I think that team sucked forever because the
owner knew he never had to do anything. The same with the Cups.
That's why the Cubs didn't win for a hundred years. Not La for sure.
So I will get into another basketball conspiracy, and that is that the
NBA conspired to get the Lakers into the playoffs this year. And everybody in
the NBA, what you think that's true? Yeah? You do, really,
yeah, because that trade did so much for that Clippers team. I
mean that that Lakers team. It's unbelievable what Danny Age get. I've a
way it's this is a guy that rape traded Minnesota. Yeah, but he
also had one of the worst trades in history on deck with the Hornets,
where all those Brooklyn picks We're gonna go to Charlotte for he wants hold on.
I'll give you the I know, I know, I know, I
know that. Hell, I mean, he's not flawless, he's also but
never trade never happened. Yeah, but he Jordan rejected it. Not right,
but but but I mean he's been he dude, he's been on the
side of rape trades and dude, so think about but the Lakers six picks
to move up in twenty fifteen. Look who the Lakers in the NBA.
The difference between the NBA and the NFL is like a fourth round pick and
a third round pick next year in the NFL means a lot that's meaningless.
In the NBA, a fourth round pick, fourth first round picks. You
know what I'm saying. For Justice, I mean there are Tom Bradle.
I'll put it this, Tom Brady was a sixth round pick. Tom Brady
the greatest quarterback of all times. Yeah, because you know you have twenty
two positions, right, but look at what happened. So so they do
basically ring around the rosie where you know, Russell Westbrook goes to Utah,
Utah sends um Miles uh no, Mike Conley to Minnesota, Minnesota things.
D'Angelo Russell back. That's fine. D'Angel Russell's game is he in theory is
a lot more exciting than the actual results. He's a role player. He's
not He's at in Berkeley. He was an All star, sure, but
he has his flaws. But whenever you go to the Lake or suddenly everyone
forgets your your your mind a much bigger. Yeah. But but they celebrate
your your they celebrate you a lot more and they look they don't even pay
attention to your flaws. And that's fall, that's fine. But man,
the rest of the guys that Utah sent, yeah to the Lakers, it's
insanity, dude, Like like why And it's not even like Utah is not
trying to get in because they have played guys to get into the playing tournament
and they gave up so much offense to the Lakers. It's unbelievable. The
amount of offense they got three guys from They got three guys from Utah.
They are capable of They got they excuse me, they got one point guard
from from that trade with the Then they got two guys. They are capable
of going for twenty points a night. They can start on guys twenty two
teams. They are not only starters, but probably can You look at the
Russell Westbrook trade and see all the pickups that the Lakers got at the trade
deadline, and it's like a brand new team. All right, let's see
what we got here. La received D'Angelo, Russell, Malik Beasley and Jared
Beasley. Okay, those three guys all could go for twenty on a night.
Easy. You have just completely changed your team at that point. Yeah,
you now have a bench. I mean, if I let Russell Westbrook
wasn't garbage, no he won't. I mean, but look at what they
got. They they set out one guy scores maybe twenty points a game,
for three guys that score twenty points a game. Yeah. No, I
don't know what their contracts are though too that that has the figure into it.
What contracts? If you let me think of a team you go to
um Pacers. You you get to play six minutes a night, yeah,
even if it's garbage time. Yeah, what are your stats? Six minutes
a night? Eighty two games? Point eight points a game. I was
gonna, I was gonna guess how were you? That's one of the ice
bounces off your head And like that's just me too. Times run back and
cherry pickt every couple of games less than a point a game. Yeah,
I thought your point eight was gonna be rebounds, because I can give you
point eight rebounds. That's one rebound average every same as a w NBA player
during garbage time. Like that's what I would get right now, fifty you
think let's that made me want to rephrase it. You I think I'm garbage.
You're the six man for a w NBA team. What are your numbers?
You come You're the first montherfucker off the bench power for age right now?
Yes, powerful, probably wouldn't score shit. I'm being honest with you.
Just gave yourself a point a night and a rebound a night at a
point, because that's just me hoping to dreaming just what i'd be like.
Guys, let me shoot the ball. How many wa how many w fuck
all these chicks here, let me fuck what? How many w ANBA players
do you sleep with in that season? And the w NBA they're all lesbians.
They are already married to pro athlete. Yeah, Olympic run they always
marry Olympic like track stars. Yeah they're they're not married to like NFL guys.
They're not married to. But it's all marry Olympic athletes for some reason.
That's why. That's why I don't think you've ever seen a trans athlete
in the w NBA, like a male to female, because that that league
is primed for that. And you've never seen it because it's already gay.
They don't have to fucking infect it. It's already. I have a joke
about that where I go where where the nuts and bolts of it is,
like, you know, everybody's mad about these men transitioning into women and then
like being in Olympic sports or trying to get into basketment. I go,
nobody bitches about a woman going like I want to be a man, and
I'm like, welcome to the NBA if you want to get dunked on forty
seven times a night, do you know, welcome to the NBA, bitch.
Do you know? In the w there is a woman who's transitioned to
a man a woman. Yeah, and then how is that even? Like
because she is like that, lets you know, this whole thing is stupid.
But she's gonna be like, hey, wait a man into Oh a
woman who lives her life as a man but wants to plays in the W
or she was bouncing around Clarendon but wants to be like I want to stay
in the w NBA as a man. Or she wants to go to the
NBA but she's a man now, But how can she? Yeah, she's
a man because she wears by the way she has side Joe Bob hair.
Yeah, and she's a man because she wears there's a suit, that's what
it is. Hello, but right, it's so ridiculous. Last, I
just want to wrap my brain around this because she her intention is to be
like the first man in the w NBA because she was born a woman.
She just is the first trance in the w NBA. But it's it's woman
to man. But she started as a woman, drafted as a woman.
Now in the NBA, she's becoming a man. Yeah, I would Could
you imagine the thirty year old non binary player who uses myriad pronouns? That's
great, we should all use myriad pronouns. It's just like it's it's listen.
She hasn't done anything to me. I don't really care. You could
have your pronouns bothered me at all. But what if Lebron was becoming a
woman later in his career? Oh dude, he could play until he was
sixty fucking point, so would he stay in the NBA? He would even
make the lesbians suck his dick in the shower and there's nothing they could do
about it. Howard, can you imagine Dwight Howard, who we suspect has
some interest that you know, ranges ut fringes. Let's say, in your
defense he did wear a cape and a dug contest. He could really he
were a cape. He could destroy? Can you anybody who can catch an
alley oop? Would just destroy the w NBA? Yeah, it would change
the league and they would get so many they would get so many viewers if
they just let one good trans in point, it would just be train record
team. I would watch. Would Jawanna Man is now a buy? Is
now a documentary? Kwi Leonard? I would love that? Dude? Are
you tell me there's not like I've heard stories of who's gay in the NBA.
I'm not gonna say it is because none of my business. But you
can't tell me one of those guys doesn't want to transition and just light it
up and why it would add a decade to your career. You could retire
at forty, become a woman and that's the new new senior Tour of golf.
You could become a woman and go like forty to fifty. I'm gonna
rack up some Warren Moon numbers. Remember Warren Moon? If they included his
Canadian football numbers. He would be the greatest quarterback of all time. He
came to the NFL at thirty nine and still is in the top ten.
Those Oilers jerseys were beautiful too, They were beautiful. They're gonna rock him
again this year. Imagine if Lebron at forty four goes, I'm gonna be
in the NBA till I'm fifty five a w NBA, he would be sixty
dude. He could absolutely do it a sixty seventy five points to night and
that's in the first time Wilkins because he could still dunk. Dominique is a
good Dominique is my top five game dunkers. Dominique is sixty three. Does
that make you feel old? Yeah? I already feel that to make me
feel older, But that's decaying on camera. You can watch me decay,
dude. Just from my fucking lift ride here, I feel like it took
me. Fine, you're taking Lift. I like it. I don't like
Uber. I don't like Huber either. Is it because they banned you?
No, it's because they No, No, they never banned me, but
they just always I have both, but they just always seem more expensive.
Yeah they are, and lifts like, well, somebody, hello, no
lift our little prices. Lift would be like, hey, we could pick
you up right now for forty five bucks, or we could pick you up
at a random time in the next hour for twenty eight bucks. And I
got seriously, let's roll the dice. Yeah, yeah, crazy, you
know they have you noticed I Gobots? No? Sure? Remember, like
Lift is the Gobots of the Transformers that are uber Transformers, you know,
the Transformers. They need to make a Gobot movie. But it's like a
bunch of broke ass actors, Like that should be the black version of Transformers.
Yeah, black Farmers. They're called Black Farmers. This episode should be
called Black Farmers. I know we're gonna regret it, but let's call it
Black Farmers. Yeah. Yeah, because there was Gobot, I mean,
Transformers one thing, and then Gobots was like, if your family can't afford
a Transformer for Christmas, there's also this other box of cereal that rolls into
a car or whatever. They had the dumbest like thing to like a tractor
into a robot. Yeah. One was like a semi truck into a robot
with a sword. And then the Gobot was like I'm a Tesla and you
can transform me into Yeah yeah, what is this one? Just a button?
Just like a He's like a buzzer at Jeopardy and then he turns into
it. He turns into airplane or something that one guy turns into a tank.
Look the even Jet Decepticon logo. This was like a B fucking the
B team of all of it. This is like the insane colomn Posse and
Transformers. Yeah yeah yeah, Rage against Machine and an insane colomn Posse.
Yeah. Oh, that's so fun. That guy went as a Gobot for
a dad. That's fucked up, not even Halloween as a dad. I'm
gonna impress my kid and prove to him gobots sad. Look at when it
says gobots the saddest transforming I told you, bro go down, Go down.
Wait were they in there? Oh? They were in the Guardens of
Galaxy Holiday special go this past year. Yeah. Yeah, that was a
good That was a pretty good little Christmas thing they did with Guardiens of Galaxy.
I didn't watch about it was on Disney Plus see You Fight Us.
If they have a scene of Gobots and then and then they would like Guardiens.
They were liked. One would transform like, I'm a fucking semitruck and
a transform into this like the giant monster with a fucking sword. And then
the gobots would be like, I'm a fucking shitty, fucking Ford festive,
and I transform into a lawnmower. Mow your parents lawn. Kids. They
would like swindle you into doing chores and shit, I transform into a sponge.
How about the dishes for mommy? Motherfucker, I don't even have a
daddy. Why are you? Why? What what my dike? Moms?
Give me a gobot? That guy's getting beat up. He's beating up a
gobot. You wonder why you keep you can't find your toy. You have
to know that thing. That guy was a fucking uh Nissan Sentra and he
transforms into a butt plug. Look at him. That guy goes from your
dad's garage right into your mom's fucking turd pincher. Gobots, who go down?
What was this? I think this is just talking about the guardians connection.
Where is it do you have? I can't find out. I think
it probably was just in the back Sammy. That's a scene right there,
because that's one of the guardians beating up a gobot. Oh that's uh,
what's his face? Beating somebody up at the fucking Oh you know what this
is? I know what this is. They had a scene where they were
at the Chinese theater beating, getting in a fight with the characters there.
The people dress at it. It is so hilarious. Bring back to listen.
Listen, James Gunn I'll forget all the pedophile shit you did if you
bring back the gobots. If you turn one of those kids that you fingered
into a gobot, I'm fucking right back in. Bring back to gobots.
Bro Let's call him the note. Let's call him the nobots nobot. Okay,
so let's uh, let's so that's the end. Have you am?
I want to go one more? NBA Batia's high former uh sponsor of US.
I put fifty bucks. It was three thousand to one that the Clippers
win the championship. I put fifty bucks. Stuff? How long ago?
A while ago? No, just a couple of days ago, three thousand
and one? Did your money, Like, did anything catch on fire when
you did that or anything? Or dude? No chance? The author one
hundred on that, Johnny, let me brow two hundred thous have either of
you guys seen that, and I know I touched you guys about it the
other night. But that new uh Jared Smith documentary, No, no,
it's really good. Lebron sorry for saying a dirty word here, produced it
his production company, but it's all about him semi retiring and then going back
to HBCU and playing golf. No, my favorite thing is that it's Lebron
going listen, I'm sorry. I blamed you for me fucking calling that,
not calling that time out, not passing it to me getting that rebound.
But the funniest part about that whole thing is is like they blame they blame
j R. Smith for that that fuck up against Warriors, about how George
Hill missed two fall shots to seal the deal that year. You're one hundred,
say, right, he got that rebound, thought he did that,
Oh you gotta have you gotta have some clock management. He thought they were
up one and which is fine. With seven seconds left, you might not
fucking be He had to wherewithal to get offensive rebound, move it back and
went over time and loss. But still, you're right, nobody blames any
uh the fourteen free throws that game. Any one of those goes in and
this guy's a hero for the offensive rebound Lebron James. That's he get that.
This is when Lebron James openly gave up and stopped really playing, like
just started sat stuffing. Sorry, gave up. After he got that for
he's like, nah, I'm out, you know, and then like this
is why he'll never be Jordan, no matter how much Conkoward tries to get
in our lifetime. Okay, Jordan, I don't know about that. It's
possible, I mean, but right now, No, Kobe was our best
chance. No, Kobe was here already tired head, retired. Kobe was
never that guy. He was never that guy. I'm saying this is why
Kobe and Lebron are more comparable than than Jordan and Lebron. Kobe Jordan,
Okay, yeah, Jordan, Lebron Lebron are more of a debate than Lebron
and Jordan because yeah, well no one does. He's just not sexy from
nineteen eighty four on. But he took He took on everybody. He took
in the old NBA and the new NBA. So so he was a right
he and he dominated everywhere he was he's such a different era. Yeah,
but dude, Magic Johnson's in the discussion. Larry Bird is in the discuss.
Magic is a better discussion than me, than than Kobe or Magic never
won anything without Kareem, and Cream won a championship without without Magic. Actually
one woman Kream got he played center when Kaream got hurt in a Cream got
him too. There, I understand. I'm not arguing with you that Johnson
is my number three greatest player of all time. He's in my top five,
ok. J Redick, I'm sorry, dude, I would take I
would if you're going you could take everybody at their statistically greatest season, and
you can, and you're picking a team in heaven, who's your first pick?
Hand to God. Shaquille O'Neal Young Shack against Houston Rockets. Zero argument
other than Jordan. If we removed Jordan would take him over. I personally
would take him over because that that Shack could cover you on the fucking wing.
Well, then Garnett, Kevin Garnett becomes Garnett Sorr. I couldn't get
lunch. You caught me in a bad time, my apolo. Yeah,
he's another one that would you would have to throw in there because that was
a seven footer that could play. He didn't win to the and doesn't matter.
We're talking statistically best, not ring we're talking would be Lebron. So
you're talking about just one season. What you're talking about who's the best and
one season at at their prime, at their prime, who would dominate?
He's in there, But I would take I wouldn't think the greatest one season.
No, but you're likes to take I personally would take no. I
think you're say O'Neill if you go over Will Chamberlain, But I think Will
Chamberlain is a great choice. He's in my top ten debate, and I'm
sorry. I would guess what. I would take Tim Duncan over Kobe and
Lebron, James Young, Tim Duncan, I would totally take him over those
guys. Look, Tim Duncan did everything that Lebron did that Lebron gets credit
for, which is taking small market team to the finals. He did it
in a harder division or conference, which was at the time the Western Conference,
because everyone was floating up one shot to take on the Lakers. Yeah,
yeah, no, you're sorry. Sorry, And the only reason Kareem
and the only reason where do you put the admiral? He's not my top
ten, he's not even probably he's probably not even top twenty. What a
la Juan is in the discussion for the top ten. But I think he
just ekes out because I think Steph Curry's now in there where you put Scott
Skiles. Uh two, he's riding creams jocksw you're in the j Reddick nick
of the woods. What about a video you've been on YouTube about him trying
to like returning to the NBA or whatever, JJ Reddick. Yeah, no,
he's just being funny, easilly, but it was funny. He's actually
a very good commentator sports podcaster. Like I like Reddick in uh in a
sexual sense. But we don't have think yea, let's get this UFC done
real quick. You want to look at the UFC? Yeah, Um,
are you watching it? Are you gonna watch it later? I know you're
a busy companion with a callin and shop tomorrow. Oh fun, fun,
fun. I'm very excited. You should be fun to use your uf your
your new BJJ knowledge probably hey, knowledge is knowledge Johnny six six weeks of
getting choked out, I got frustrate yesterday and left. Really, I'm just
because I don't know anything. I'm trying to wait, what happened? You
got? You have to go into what happened? Okay, so you what
you got? Your getting chucked out or something getting submitted really quickly. I
get people in positions I don't know what to do blackmail, and then you
just walked out in the middle of far into the class that I did one
role, and I was like, I'm defeated. Wait wait so you just
were in there like ten minutes and then you just oh, we did the
class and then you roll Oh okay, and I did a role. This
is Johnny looking up his can see the fucking screen of the cards. Sammy,
how's your new place? Are you done moving? No, dude,
we lived in the play. Dana lived there for thirty years. I told
her. Was Texa with Dana, and I go, you ever want to
fucking watch your ship multiply move? I told her. Shotgun on every joint,
you guys find it. You didn't all have John our friend with the
big eyebrows. Oh yeah, I'm sure he's dead. Okay, so let's
get let's go down to the bottom five go down, Yeah, go down?
Okay with that weird motherfucker is okay, let's tell you With Kevin Gasler,
I'm going gasol m because I smoked a joint with him. I love
Kevin Gaslum. He's great. Used to bancake quickly. Yeah, that's when
I met him. But I don't know, man. Go to Curtis.
I think, uh I Curtis should win this fight. Gasolim's a little uh.
I think Curtis is only as one loss. I'm Mike and Curtis in
this He's young, he has nine losses, but at his division, at
his weight for a while, just so many injuries. Let's go to this
guy Rual Ross, who I think is seventeen years old. Isn't he deaf?
Raul Rojas? Isn't he death? I think he's deaf. He's not
deaf, Okay, he just looks. He just has He does look death
though he does look deaf. Look him up and tell me he's not deaf.
He would like he would talk like he's deaf. He does. Tell
me if he's definitely on the sidebar, look it up. But I really
honestly think that Robal Rojas is junior is de Rosas. I have, I
have Rojas because they're trying to build him. They're putting him on the main
I think it's the main car. I think he's minus two twenty five.
So he's deaf. You're getting used to all the attention and at this point
in your career. But wait till your life changed since your last victory.
It did, but not much. Okay, he's not deaf. He just
looks same, you know, like being more recognizable. But um, listen,
he has the way he has. Muppet knows he has the ears.
That says straight up a Muppets will take it back because he has the ears.
It says he can hear everything. Okay, so I'm gonna go Rojas.
I mean, I don't know the other guy. It just seems like
to send him out. But he's minus twenty five. Let's go to the
next one. Because Kevin Holland is wearing Kevin Holland. Kevin Holland every UFC
fight card gets in two fights. One is at the way ends and the
other one is at the actual fight. Yeah, okay, I love Kevin
Holland. I my money would be on Kevin Holland here. Now he is
minus two forty five, which is now I like this other guy, Santiago.
I'm not gonna try to say I think he does that Brazilian what's his
no? No, you gout is an io there ponza nibio. Okay,
Now he breaks my rule. I do not vote for anybody who's got that
kind of like tribal tattoo if you're not if he's in the tribe though,
But is he's that's the Argentina. Yeah, I think it isn't, but
I thought he was. He was like he had that like dance martial arts.
What's that called capparrero ye? Look up with his stylis. Let's see
if they say if he If they say dance karate, I'm gonna pick him
dance karate. He's the Argentinian dagger, the Argentine dagger. Do they have
a style. I'll goog whatever dude they have. If it's dance karate,
I'm in his style. Uh caperero or some kung striker. It's that dude.
Anybody, but kung fu is a dead man. For some reason,
Kevin Holland came up and it's a karate and kung fu are always dead man.
Other than I was gonna say on George Saint Pierre was karate. It's
just you can't. You gotta have everything. Yeah, the GSP was a
great wrestler and gradler. So yeah, so I'm anna go with Kevin Holland.
But this guy could be sneaky. I've seen his fights. If I
had put money on it, I go Kevin Holland here, okay, all
right, and I like Rob Font in the next one. If that's where
go up. I don't know my computers that war with me. Huh.
Just like your sexuality now, I don't The gears were really grinding, just
like I go Rob Font here, and I think that's easy money. Rob
Faught, I have I think even though he is an underdog, but I
think that's your underdog way to go is Rob Fonts say Andre Yes is going
to wrestle the fuck out of Rob Fast, and I think, yeah,
I'm gonna go on, what's it? Nah? Yes? What is it?
Janez? It looks like Yanz. I'm gonna go with him. Okay,
all right, So here's where we disagree, and I'll take Rob Font
just to get that fucking throw that money in your in your parlay. And
now we're getting into the two best fights because Maz the Doll is a pretty
big underdog, but he's got that BMF belt. So in Miami, and
he's a Miami guy. Think about that when you and so's in Gilbert Burns,
he's been in Miami for ten years, but he's not from Miami.
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Gilbert Burns, when you see him,
he seems like he is smaller than everyone he's fighting, But this time
he's the same height almost. He's just separated by a pound and an inch.
Yeah, so that's how I describe our dick huge Masidal fans. I
like both these guys. I'm a fan of both, but I think I
think that Gilbert Burns all around game is better. I think I like masveodol
striking. I like Gilbert Burns BJJ and wrestling. Yeah, but his striking
has gotten way better too. But if I think, if it stays on
their feet, you know, Masodal could and but if it doesn't, bro
if this is constantly like up against the cage and sweep a leg and a
takedown and then fucking elbow, it's an elbow party on your face. Okay,
you gotta put money on this. Who do you take? I'm going
Gilbert Burns, just to be a contrarian, Just to be a contrarian.
Old is do they say old? How old these guys are? H?
Is that an inches? He's forty inches years old and he's thirty nine inches
year old years old. I will just to be a contrarian because I think
this is gonna be a closer fight. This might be the closest fight on
the card in my opinion. If this goes to a fucking decision, don't
sleep on mask of it all getting a controversial win because he's in Miami.
He's from Miami. Gilbert burn has been training out of Miami for a decade,
but this is his town and that's the reason he's the co name Moss
thirty eight. I would say, I would say he's thirty six Burns if
you didn't, if you didn't already pick Burns, I would pick Burns.
But just to be a contrarian, I say that goes decision and Mazidal wins
a controversial decision. Respect all r Let's go to the final final fight.
This one breaks my heart well because I again we're talking about money. If
I got bet my money. We're not saying what's my heart want. I
think Pereira wins this fight again, and I think he has his number,
but everything about me is rooting for Izzie. Well here's I must say a
couple of things. One, I think Pereira is the most disrespected champion I've
ever seen, because it's because Izzie's dominance and everybody loves him. He's he's
the Tom Brady. They talk about his ground game, which I know isn't
his strength in any way, but it wasn't is he's either cleared up the
entire division and now they're tall like everybody that is. He lit up.
They're talking about it's gonna go be big ass, big foot looking fucking pere
two six one ninety nine. They do not walk in that ring at two
o six, one to nine. They walk in at two twenty five and
two oh one. But he's got to get down. He got down to
one eighty five. That's what he'll walk in is two o six. Bet
he's heavier net that is a But anyways, so you were talking money,
Yeah, everybody yea in this game makes more money if he wins. Yeah,
because then there's a third five. He's the laker. He's the lakers
of the UFC. True or false, he's the lakers of the UFC.
Well, it's not that, it's like it's like when the game is cute
towards him. I don't know, maybe, but if it's Nick, it's
like Nick Diaz versus Karna mcgard. I knew that they were going Nate yea.
Yeah, I knew that. I knew Connor was gonna win the second
one because it makes a grillogy makes more money. You're saying in this fight,
not in general, in this fight, no, but mostly in general
too. If if he is beat by him, and that's definitely possible,
what do you do with is he? Yes, what do you do with
him? And I'm not saying like there are things at work, but great
point. Everybody makes more money if he wins this one and then they have
a third, a third MMA fight, Johnny clip this. I've never said
this on this show in a decade. Good point, Sam, Thank you,
Great point, Sam, Great point. Sam. You're totally right.
No, you're totally right. So where's your money? I put money on
is because Easy has been in every fight you put He's put him on skates.
I'll say this, that is a goat type person. I'm not saying
he's the greatest of all time, but he's up there in the top ten
for sure of all time in that weight class, top three. But if
he wins this, it does a lot more for the sport then if he
doesn't, Yep, and if he loses it, if fucks everybody except for
elx pe Era. Yeah, and that that continues to wait for someone to
be that continues his disrespect. All he did was clean out of division and
beat what everybody said was the best. And everyone's like, man, they're
all talking about how Robert Whitaker is gonna gonna light him up, and no
disrespect Robert Wicker because he was a great champion and he's an insanely awesome fighter.
If he loses this fight he wants for a year and a half,
he's gonna do anything different that like I and everybody's different, like weird,
Like remember the weird triangle between Vandalley Silva, Chuck Ladell and Rampage Jackson,
where like it would go one everyone could beat this way. Here's your belt,
here's your belt, here's your belt, here's your belt, Like rampage
could beat Chuck Ladell and Chacoldell couldn't be rampage, and rampage could beat Vandalis
Silva, but Vandalis Silva couldn't be rampage, and then for a while Vandallei
Silva not till much later couldn't be ram could be rampage but couldn't, and
rampage couldn't be Vandalis civil for for sure. All Right, I know you
gotta go, you gotta go. You gotta spot in an hour. Yeah,
I gotta i gotta meet somebody fifteen minutes ago. Okay, Johnny,
Johnny, suck a cock for once in your life? Would you? Would
you please? Where are you gonna be that one? Well, I'll be
at the Comedy Store this Tuesday night, if you guys are here, that'll
be my last night in town. And then uh Wednesday, I'll be back
in Chicago. Then I have a couple of gigs in Chicago in at the
end of April. I'll be at Zaney's at the end of April, and
then I'm I'll go ahead announce it. I'm starting two new rooms in the
Midwest, just for the summer only, and trying to get Sammy out there.
But I'm doing two rooms, one in Valpo, one in Valpo and
new room in Valpo, and then I'm doing a new room in Elkhart,
Indiana. So if you guys are out there, I'm running two rooms this
summer. I'm doing a show a month in each room. Which side of
the glory hole are you gonna be on? In the room? I'm gonna
be on the one. Only hot chicks on the other end of that glory
hole, So please stop, no, no, no no. If you
want, if you want to brush someone's teeth with your boner, you know
where to put that fucking cop where right in the glory hall? And I'll
be on the other side brushing my breath like Dantine. Sammy, where are
you gonna be? You're gonna be at the ice House in forty five minutes.
I have Comedy Chaos two shows on Tuesday, April eleventh, then the
thirteen, fourteen fifteen, I'm in Toronto. Then just add I'm going to
Reno because I'm priming. If everything goes according to plan, I'm gonna shoot
a special the second week of June. Oh Sam, that's I'm just trying
to figure out where I want to do it cool, and it's gonna be
two shows, small audience, and I'm probably just gonna it's gonna be too
even too eggy for a fucking YouTube, So I'm probably just put on Sam
trubli dot com and then clip it up for the for the put it on
you porn for the sheeple on Rumbull. Yeah, Rumbull. Sure, some
guy from Rumbull has reached out to us. We should get back to him.
All right, are you guys, Let's go, Let's suck it.
Bye guys. Why what did they say? Every girl's my girlfriend, Every
girl's my girlfriend, every it has deserted me? How much Sam loved the
song the dance was like, yeah, special age, What am I saying?
Doby, stop this leather rock. He's our kids. We're supporting now.
If you are, if you're a drunk puncture by problem, if you
want to find this uh and buy it to keep with knee high, let's
get busy. As the name of the album, dust my girlfriend. If
you druss my girlfriend, I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this a vote.
Should this be the new punch drunk? Uh? The