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For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

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the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive
and kicking comun over here. I'll hit

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but your ass a couple of times. You know what I'm saying. This

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brother breaking on the fort yard,
but this brother come on ship. Then

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I hope I didn't kiss off.
Jesus, you call out a penalty?

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Who's number one? That was number
one? It's the La Clippers. Shut

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up, you're staying it for all
people. I would get a pregnant they

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just called in and hangs up.
Your mother fucker that can kiss me off?

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Are you? Are you in the
shower house? Totally in the shower

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He's not a coat. Give me
James Scuper you're a super idiot for getting

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super up tight over literally to clearly, I will lie attention my life at

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start ya you're coming the punch Drunk
Sports. Where can you take your touch

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the cap? Okay, I lost
your thing three to Welcome to Punch Drunk

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Sports where winners win special live in
studio. Three years. It's been three

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years. Jason Tebow and Jay Nice
shiny what hart Hey, j couldn't make

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it, couldn't make it even though
we didn't invite him. Are he couldn't

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make it? He struggles to Ari, he's in Austin sucking off Rogan.

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I feel like Alri he doesn't struggle
much. But yeah, it seemed like

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you saw his post no what he
wrote a novel about the mother Ship?

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Yeah? Pretty much? Yeah,
I saw that. How great it is?

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Uh? It was an Ari take. I mean he said it was

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as great as he said Kobe was
great. He said that he can't give

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it a final rating until he takes
a shit in there first, but he

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said was great. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I mean, what

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a terrible show. Oh, I'm
sure those guys are doing so bad.

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Anyways, someday everyone will get up
there. It'll be fun. That video

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that Burt, I mean that that
hing it, I got like emotional about

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it. Yeah, I'm well because
you were jerking off to it. Well,

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I you know, it caught me
in a fucking in and close right

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right. Well, happy to be
back to punch drunk. I so much

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sports to get into. I don't
know where you guys want to start.

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Let's start with the fucking play in
games, because we're right there. That's

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happening, right, now, and
I know you love the NBA. Let's

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get to it. You. What
is your thoughts on the controversy of fancy

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basketball where Johnny's trying to convince everybody. There's no Johnny trying to convince it,

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but it's just doesn't make it happens. Your thoughts? I won?

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What is? What is judge?
All legends are judged by winning the playoffs?

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I respect when it comes to this, I will honestly say thank you

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the ring. You know what,
I could buy myself a later ring,

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official ring. This is john the
chick who marries herself and buys herself a

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ring. That's Johnny right now.
When when the women ever married themselves?

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Yeah? You know that famous story
where women marry themselves? Ye have?

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Yeah? I have nine? Yeah, all of them have married themselves.

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Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Thank you Jason for weighing in points.

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Jason, Hey, where'd you get
that? Where'd you get Tripley's ring

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at Pond Stars? Yeah, civilatedn't
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last year. We decided because of
the way the playoffs, no award to

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the regular season champions. The only
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it is over the long haul.
That's why we decided to move away from

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the playoffs where one flukey wins.
We did. We all voted two years

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ago. You were there, Johnny. Yeah, because I didn't go to

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fantasy fucking meeting. Okay, that's
right, you don't go. I didn't

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go to the let's make up new
rules because we can't win anyways movie.

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We can't win. I have four
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two under the old playoffs system and
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and then we got it. That's
real. That's that's four thoughts on the

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playoffs. Uh well, I mean
it's today and Easter. I think Sunday.

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We're doing this two days before sun
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be the big game. Clippers are
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that's true. We need a lot, possibly lose. No, they're guaranteed

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there, gonna get in. I
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read today that day that they are
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could they seven above? I don't
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aren't the kind of team that would
buy themselves and own ring. I did

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not buy that that was from the
league funds. Yeah, what exactly?

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Run by whom? What do you
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take a look at the standings of
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State Warriors have the exact same record
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forty two and thirty eight. At
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which means they would jump to the
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Nobody wants. Yeah, but I'm
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not talking about the play in Say
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easiest road to the Western Conference final
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But what I was saying is they're
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Clippers are waiting for the play in
games to unfold. Yeah, but they're

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not gonna worry about those. They
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in them. Oh yeah, yeah, but they but they right, they

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won't be in them, is my
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you know, I have a two
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too. I'm a Bulls fan,
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lives bulls gotta win one, get
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Every single move they made, everyone's
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blew up in their face. Yeah, because you know why, because those

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Ball brothers are made of glass.
And I said it to you at the

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store when you let me do your
show. By the way, thank you

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for that comedy. Chaos is one
of the best shows ever and that paid

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from my idental surgery, well a
third of it. But those Ball brothers

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are They're like the Kardashians that never
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that never fucked them. They didn't
get the Kardashian pussy and they have the

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Kardashian curse. Did any of them
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a match made, It really is. Yeah, I would put LaMelo went

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with Lonzoo. Lamello's way better than
Lonzo Ball. Yeah, but I mean

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he's talking about durability. Yeah,
but I'm saying even been in the league

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long enough to say he's got but
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the youngest one hasn't, you know, proved that he's glass Joe yet.

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But they are fucking made he's currently
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you know, and the Bulls went
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new point guard, and then they
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and you can look it up,
Johnny seventeen more games for the Bulls than

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everyone in this room. Yeah,
he's been there for two years. Bro,

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he hasn't been there for like it
is so crazy season. I don't

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even think if he played, he
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think he's that good. I don't
think he's way overrated. But still they

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brought him into being very serviceable.
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the ground, the middle of the
road. He's just above that. Yeah,

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I mean he played thirty five games
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a rotation point guard. Yeah,
but you they got because he's good at

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defense. But but man, but
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not on the court. Yeah.
And what about Kobe White, what's going

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on with him? Is he just
hot garbage? He's a shooting guard that

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they tried to play, you know, in the wrong position. I think,

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yeah, be cut because of why
because a glass Joe and now he's

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playing Beverly doing for you guys.
Wow him. I love Pat Another good

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example of you get a guy that's
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three or four role players that come
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fill every spot. But that's not
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the overhaul of the season. They're

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really they're trying to figure this out. I mean, I just think that

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it's not I don't even care how
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because they deserve all the money.
It's invisible in the NFL, like

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if you if you want to pay
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here. I don't really have a
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have a problem with is length of
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its your team. It's not even
it's not even like about the owners,

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it's about the fans. Yeah,
that's what I mean. How many times

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has the Knicks signed somebody to a
bunch of money and he just garbage and

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nothing happens. So I'm fine with
what I would rather than get a ship

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ton more per season with less,
with less guaranteed years. And that's a

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problem with what's happening in the NFL
with Lamar. Yeah, because like this

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guy, he's played what seventeen games
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our leader, and now we have
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competent backup for him because he plays
so violently. He's he's the NFL version

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of I would say Derek Rose or
you know one of those guys that you

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always said Derek Rose plays violently.
You know who he is, Paul George,

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because Paul George plays, but he
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like Kenny, he wasn't the franchise. He was a little bit an indie

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yea or Kauai. He could be
Kauais. So imagine quite as a good

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example too. Kauhai is a good
example of imagine Kauai now saying no,

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I need two hundred and fifty million
guaranteed no matter what happens, and with

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a salary cap, you were holding
that franchise. You're holding that franchise for

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ransom, and it devoids you of
being able to get free agents, and

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it punishes the fans well. And
also it's like and then the the NFL

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will never do this, but the
quarterback salary should be separate from the rest

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of you know what they're pitching now. Instead of guaranteed contracts, your quarterback

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gets a percentage of the salary cap. So whatever that is is what it

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is. So you go, hey, man, you get seventeen percent of

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our cap. So if our cap
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million, I mean it's more than
that because no matter where the cap rises,

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what if you're a shitty starter,
like oh, a journeyman's starter.

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No, no, no, I'm
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Instead of me going, hey,
we'll give you three hundred million guaranteed no

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matter what for the next five years. That's a lot of money. But

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just for quarterbacks, you can do
this. No, they're saying, for

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guarante in lieu of gear. If
the salary cap is three hundred million,

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hey, your quarterback, a guaranteed
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So for the next five years,
when the salary cap goes up because the

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NFL is making more money, you're
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went up the teams though, because
then the deals used to get to be

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like a better as the as they
go on, but now they're actually getting

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worse. Well, it depends on
the type of player you are, because

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they're not offering that at every position
whatever. But if you are the greatest

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corner in the game or the greatest
running back or whatever, you go hey,

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Instead, if we give you two
hundred and eight million dollars as a

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running back, how about we give
you eleven percent of salary cap because that

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gives the team leverage. Because when
that year, when you sign that,

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sure you're getting fucking twenty percent of
our soundur cap. Next year the cap

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goes up, you still get that, but it frees up more money for

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us to spend other money on other
players instead of us just being butt fucked

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for fucking five years. Sound better, I mean, the value of the

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contract would increase every time they Yet
it doesn't sound better to me to the

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same. Listen, here's the problem
is, like you have a position that

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is so important that it actually makes
it so the rest team can't function.

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That's the probec Well, dude,
the perfect evidence of it is they can't

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get rid of Lamar Jackson for love
nor money, I mean, and this

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guy's one of the best quarterbacks in
the game and they cannot get rid of

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his fucking ass. Well, what
do you mean by that? Because it

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costs too much he's asking for two
months? Yep. Well, you know

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what they were talking about was because
this is all the the sports talk radios

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talking about, and they were actually
talking that if if he did it right,

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he should take that three year guaranteed
money one fifty I think it was

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something like that. And at the
end of that three years, there's gonna

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be the salary caps gonna be way
higher. He can pick his fucking and

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he could go even bigger. Deshaun
Watson fucked everything. The Browns did it

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literally. But the thing he caused, and I'm gonna say this in this

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beautiful room, he caused a conspiracy
because the entire NFL owners that you heard

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all of them go Dalla from Dallas
to Atlanta to all the big owners were

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like, we're out route route route
you think. And what a coincidence that

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that was right after the NFL meetings
where all the thirty two owners get together

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and all those fucking rich white men
sat in the room and go. We

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can't have these guys, you know
what I mean, make it about race.

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We can't have after what DeShawn did. Yeah, we can't have all

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these quarterbacks holding the team and the
NFL for ransom and the NFL schedule.

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They can't pick what the good games
are when they don't know where the good

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players are at. They want to
put the Jets on four Monday night football

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games. But Aaron Rodgers and the
Packers are still in this fucking uh holding

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fucking pattern like a plane. Come
get it done. They're secretly doing it.

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Get it fucking done. They say
that Green Bay's being stupid by trying

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to hold out for one, a
number one guy who's almost forty. They

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want to fuck him, and they
had the same thing, don't don't don't

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think they didn't have the exact same
situation with fucking five. Yeah, I

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mean they forced it and watch him
go from the Jets like five did the

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Vikings like five did. I mean, I think I think he's just gonna

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play maybe one year, maybe two. And that's why you don't want to

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give up that much. I agree
too, You don't want to give up

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that if you're if you're the Jets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

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like, hey man, you guys
are getting I mean, they're gonna have

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to trade, right, It's it's
gonna be about the players who they're getting,

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right, That's gotta be the bigger
issue. There's no way he could

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play for Green Bay next year though, right, it's just not possible.

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Won't and they end up with nothing
if they don't do that. He retires,

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just like Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan
retired with the Colts, and nigga,

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are you retired? He goes,
nah, you know why because his

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agent told him not to say that
because if he retires, the Colts get

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twelve million dollars saved, and if
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pay him twelve million dollars. And
I would totally do the exact same.

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And you saw what happen with Matt
Ryan and the Colts and the culture in

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channel. His second year is guaranteed
for Johnny. You can look up.

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It might be eight, but it's
a lot of money. I wants say

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something also about this draft. So
so everybody's talking about where the first and

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second picks are gonna be. Who's
gonna be one, who's gonna be two

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and quarterback. I personally think I
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that's my personal Uh, you listen
to like I mean, I hate listen

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to Colin Coward. I hate listen
to him because he's when he's good,

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he's great. But when he's bad, it's unbearable Rome. And you just

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why he's battering Jim Rome. Jim
Rome just did a thirty minute show over

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and over and over again. Yeah, but twelve years ago, fifteen years

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ago, Jim Rome reliable. No, why Jim Rome died because he wanted

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to be the stern of sports.
No, because he because everyone moved to

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television, their TV, the radio
shows became television show and Jim Rome didn't

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want everyone to see that he wasn't
riffing, he was reading from a script.

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So so, so Colin Coward's on
there and he's just like gaslighting every

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buddy. All that's all he does
all the time to his listeners. And

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we'll get into some Lebron James stuff. But so he's like, I don't

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even care man if I got if
I get a young guy and he's only

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got Like I'm drafting a quarterback and
he's only got like five eight years.

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I'm fine with that. Really with
the number one pick, you're fine with

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a quarterback. Quarterback would be because
that's the only time that the contract is

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good. That's that window of a
rookie contract where you're not you're paying him

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out of the nose anyway. Yeah, but when you make that ripping your

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team, you want that guy to
be your quarterback for the next fifteen years.

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But the value is really those first
five years when they're on that rookie

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deal, you know, I mean, you don't have to pay him when

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you don't have it to super pay
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it sounds down like the Panthers are
leaning Bryce young man to your point,

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and to your point, that's kind
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his rookie contract he played pretty good
for a few years. Denny was the

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MVP. Then they had to franchise
tag him, Danny got hurt, Then

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they franchise tagged him again, Danny
got hurt, and now they're in this

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fucking stale wart. Yeah, because
he's like, I'm an MVP, and

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Niggle, we have nobody around you, and now you want all of our

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money and you have proven to not
be healthy. Yeah, there's one thing

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I hate as a Stalewart. You
know what I'm saying. So uh,

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I mean I would take C.
J. Strout. I think he's bigger.

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I think he's he's accurate if they
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Young would no question. Reminds me
they're not. And I'm sorry I think

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I personally I think that um Um, who is a young reminds me of

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three Richardson No the quarterback for Um
the quarterback for the Saints, Drew Brees.

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I think he just is an outlier, this small guy that just was

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able to compete. But he wasn't
a scrambler. He was a pocket pen

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He's a little guy that was any
But this guy isn't even six foot.

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He's five ten leven. I mean
five eleven is still better than five.

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I'm about five eleven. That's a
pocket passer and that knows how to get

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away with the ball and throw it
versus like a RG three that's like I'm

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not gonna throw it, I'll run
and you're getting hit by linebackers that are

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two fifty five. Back to Punch
Trunk when they were thinking who they should

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draft, and we were talking about
his legs are too small to play quarterback

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in the NFL, and sure shit, his legs fucking snapped. So I

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would go. But the reason I
bring this up is because nobody's talking about

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Hooker out of Tennessee, and you
now see people talking about hurt, right,

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But people's also old. Dude,
I would take, I would take.

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I would take. He's a good
guy to sit on your bench for

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a year while the heels so what
so what I mean, dude, he's

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he's I think he's the highest floor
maybe of these guy guys, but the

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ceiling is not for a fourth You
get him in the fourth round, good,

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and you're sitting on let's say taste's
third best quarterback. But I mean,

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you know, coming out, that's
a bad injury for a scrambling quarterback

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to come off. But he's not
a scrambling quarterback. You watch him in

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college. He's a pocket passer.
That's why he was so great. And

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he's accurate with bombs. Bro,
he's an accurate passer. But I'm just

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saying, you come off that with
a bat. The Raiders got him in

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the second round. I wouldn't be
upset Richardson. I wouldn't be upset if

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the d doesn't happen. They really
want him, though, I'd rather have

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Richardson than fucking not me. Yeah, me too, because Richardson's twenty and

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any fucking six to five and the
ceiling he might have the highest ceiling he

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might have also the fucking bottom down
bottom. By the way, this is

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a Raiders fan saying this, and
we've seen you guys make a first round

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pick on a quarterback. I have
no faith in Josh McDaniels. No,

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I know he will make the absolute
worst to city. Remember or was it,

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guy? What was the quarterback you
guys had? Ja Marcus Russell?

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JaMarcus Russell? Yeah, yeah,
heny go he can sit on both of

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his knees from the fifty and throw
it through the same thing down on his

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knees. They said that about Kyle
Bowler too. He did we have punch

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drunk when he was drafted. No, this is way before that. I

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was saying, this kid's gonna flame
out. He had one great bowl and

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then L Davis wanted it was an
LSU guy, Right, Yeah, he

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had great He drafted an seven.
So yeah, before punch shrunk five years

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Ye, it's just unbelievable and so
so I mean it's can you say real

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quick about Bryce Young? Knowough they
pulled up the heat maps on these guys,

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and usually these short guys don't pass. They don't see the middle of

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the field and they don't pass.
And if you look at where he passes

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the ball, it's all red.
It's just he passes the ball everywhere in

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the middle of the field to the
side deep. So he is different.

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They compared him to even Russell Wilson
coming out of called guy that could possibly

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take him as defending both people possibly
take who do you want and say it

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right now? And they say that
the modern spread because they're spreading everybody out.

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It doesn't matter as much because they're
a lot lanes to see through,

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you know, I get that.
No, it's not even it's about those

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hits, Johnny. Yeah, he's
really good at missing hit. Who's that

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you me? I'm six four in
heels, but I'm six and a half.

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I'm just on her short more than
me getting hit by guys who are

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six six two fifty. Bro,
I've done jiu jitsu for a month and

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a half. I've had big guys. Layam me prove it out right good.

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I have I have heard the yeah, I bet you'd like to I've

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heard that from that. I would
like this Alabama beat writer that he's the

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best quarterback I ever to play at
Alabama. But that doesn't say much about

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because they've had some they've had some
guys. Nama Jones was good. Oh

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yeah, he's trying to get traded
right now. They're trying to trade him.

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Name me another one. What do
you mean they an Alabama quarterback where

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you're like, what's his name?
What's his name? In the seventies?

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Okay, you know I'm talking about
No, I don't nay Okay, and

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Mac jo him bart Star five teams, j mccare crypt keeper. How about

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somebody when they were black defensive players, Johnny he said he was better than

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Ken Stabler. This guy, what's
his name? Old man? Ri No,

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I know, No, he was. He was an old guy.

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He was an old guy. I'm
not saying that he's not good. I'm

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saying that guy his frame is small. He didn't take a lot of big

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hits in college, Johnny. Think
about it. He didn't take a lot

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in the and those guys in the
SEC are just as big as the guys

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in the Johnny, but let's lock
it in and Sam, let's get him

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lock it in. Who would I
rather him take? You have two picks.

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We're already talking about him. I
don't have a lock get in.

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You got you got a gun.
You got a gun, asking you you

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got a gun to see? Who
do you want? You got a gun

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to your favorite family? I can't
decide your favorite family's goat has a gun

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to it? Whatever the fuck you
and your dad fire. So let's get

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into I let's get into some NBA
and then I'll talk some baseball. NBA.

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Dude, did you get somebody?
Oh yeah, we'll get into that

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too. So did you see the
UFC uh? I mean, did you

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see the NBA where they did They
showed how many more free throws the the

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the Lakers have taken than any of
their opponents. But the Bulls had that

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too, they really did. The
Bulls had that the Bulls during the nineties.

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Ye. Yeah, the Bulls at
Michael Jordan and they were the one

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or two seat this team is.
If the Pistons had that before that,

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I think they always favor that whatever
NBC wants. But that's the conspiracy.

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And if you talk. I don't
think that's a conspiracy. I think it's

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a fact. You the Laker fans, they'll deny the shit out who and

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I have somebody to me? They
draw contact. It's like, get the

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fuck out. But Bulls fans said
that I can't gone. I can't because

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I could finally like the Lakers.
Who's gonna play with his kid again?

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You're not gonna like the Lakers.
I do. Two of my favorite players

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of all timer Lakers. Yeah,
but I but you you're gonna come,

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You're gonna circle back to Lakers be
a Clipper fan, But I won't.

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I won't, like just despise.
Okay, I see what you're saying.

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I see what we're saying. Like, I can't stand Lebron James, and

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I want to like him because he
is a great player. I got,

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I got. It's just it's just
listen to colin twenty five years later.

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I don't hate the Pistons. You
talk to me in ninety four, I

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would have been like, I swear
to God, if they died in a

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plane crash, I'm all right with
it. Yeah, now I'm going so

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I see what we're saying. I
see what you're saying on that well,

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no, it's just like Kobe came
in and he pushed out shack and I

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was like a few, dude,
and like, you know, you know,

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it's sad about Kobe passing away,
obviously, but man, people like

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Rewid like the way they talk about
Kobe, like he would he just pushed

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the seat, like dude. People
hated playing with Kobe, They hated it.

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People hated playing with Jordan. Look
at that goddamn fucking uh Bulls documentary,

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Like you see all these old people
being like, man, he fistfawed

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me, he beat me up in
practice. I mean, Kobe just modeled

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what Jordan did. And Jordan's still
to this day. You hear stories and

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by the way, I mean,
that's my Him and Dion are my fucking

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goats of all sports. So I
love Jordan. You hear all these nightmares.

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Jordan is probably the number one athlete
I wouldn't want to meet because I'm

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like, I'm such a huge fan, go fuck yourself, and I'd be

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like, god damn it. You
know, I spent so much money on

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your shoes. And Larry Bird is
supposedly the biggest dick. This guy tells

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the story tell me the story.
Somebody told me sorry that they went to

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this party and Larry Birds there made
seat. The guy went up to him

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and goes, Larry I'm dude,
I'm the biggest fan, just wanting to

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let you know. Larry Bird got
up and goes, suck my dick and

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just fucking walked away. Somebody told
us that I can't remember who was and

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so, and you listen to him
like he made Pete Maravich pistol. Pete

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retired because he came in one day
and he's like, I'm not carrying any

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of your bags. He was a
rookie. I'm not carrying any of your

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bags or are doing any of this
rookie ship. And nobody went up there

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and clocked him, because you know, Red Arbuck would have cut you right

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fucking there. Yeah, right there, right there. But that town always

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had historically the great White Savior.
Well they had the perfect guy playing him,

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and I mean he was. That
was the perfect town for the perfect

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person. Boston is the greatest sports
town. I'll tell you why. Their

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their tea, their city is okay
with a fucking tank. There's the Boston

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teams, in particular, Red Sox, Red Sox and Celtics. They're afraid

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to tank it. Problem. It's
well, it's nice that they're not afraid

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to tank it because they get people
are always gonna sell that place out.

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You know, you're gonna sell enough
tickets to float them through the because and

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I don't know if it's the Celtics
or Danny Age, it's also the stadium,

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the town, the history. Your
parents love that team, your grandparents

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love that team. You're great great
grandparents, so you have a history of

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like they're gun they get good again. Yeah, And the Cubs had that,

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and the Socks never did. So
even when the White Sox were winning

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World Series, they weren't selling out
in the regular season, the White Wrigley

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was still selling out. So they
fucking hated them. But they say about

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Wrigley Field, it's the world's biggest
singles bar. Yeah, because you just

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go there and hang out and part
it's a perfect location in the perfect part

405
00:28:56,559 --> 00:29:03,000
of the city. And Boston Garden
and the fucking Green Monster Bolt and both

406
00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:08,599
of those stadiums are right in the
middle of the big little city. It's

407
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,720
not New York, it's not La
it's not all spread out the whole city

408
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,039
is right there, and man,
it's a part of being from that town

409
00:29:18,279 --> 00:29:22,079
is supporting that team. That's why
I think that team sucked forever because the

410
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,920
owner knew he never had to do
anything. The same with the Cups.

411
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,720
That's why the Cubs didn't win for
a hundred years. Not La for sure.

412
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,160
So I will get into another basketball
conspiracy, and that is that the

413
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:41,839
NBA conspired to get the Lakers into
the playoffs this year. And everybody in

414
00:29:41,839 --> 00:29:47,640
the NBA, what you think that's
true? Yeah? You do, really,

415
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:53,279
yeah, because that trade did so
much for that Clippers team. I

416
00:29:53,359 --> 00:30:00,359
mean that that Lakers team. It's
unbelievable what Danny Age get. I've a

417
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:06,799
way it's this is a guy that
rape traded Minnesota. Yeah, but he

418
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,519
also had one of the worst trades
in history on deck with the Hornets,

419
00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:14,759
where all those Brooklyn picks We're gonna
go to Charlotte for he wants hold on.

420
00:30:14,799 --> 00:30:15,759
I'll give you the I know,
I know, I know, I

421
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,680
know that. Hell, I mean, he's not flawless, he's also but

422
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:26,000
never trade never happened. Yeah,
but he Jordan rejected it. Not right,

423
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,160
but but but I mean he's been
he dude, he's been on the

424
00:30:30,559 --> 00:30:36,440
side of rape trades and dude,
so think about but the Lakers six picks

425
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:41,119
to move up in twenty fifteen.
Look who the Lakers in the NBA.

426
00:30:42,519 --> 00:30:48,400
The difference between the NBA and the
NFL is like a fourth round pick and

427
00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:52,960
a third round pick next year in
the NFL means a lot that's meaningless.

428
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,440
In the NBA, a fourth round
pick, fourth first round picks. You

429
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,319
know what I'm saying. For Justice, I mean there are Tom Bradle.

430
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:04,039
I'll put it this, Tom Brady
was a sixth round pick. Tom Brady

431
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,200
the greatest quarterback of all times.
Yeah, because you know you have twenty

432
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,279
two positions, right, but look
at what happened. So so they do

433
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:18,640
basically ring around the rosie where you
know, Russell Westbrook goes to Utah,

434
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:27,960
Utah sends um Miles uh no,
Mike Conley to Minnesota, Minnesota things.

435
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:34,720
D'Angelo Russell back. That's fine.
D'Angel Russell's game is he in theory is

436
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,279
a lot more exciting than the actual
results. He's a role player. He's

437
00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:42,960
not He's at in Berkeley. He
was an All star, sure, but

438
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:48,279
he has his flaws. But whenever
you go to the Lake or suddenly everyone

439
00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:52,480
forgets your your your mind a much
bigger. Yeah. But but they celebrate

440
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:56,799
your your they celebrate you a lot
more and they look they don't even pay

441
00:31:56,799 --> 00:32:00,559
attention to your flaws. And that's
fall, that's fine. But man,

442
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:08,599
the rest of the guys that Utah
sent, yeah to the Lakers, it's

443
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:15,240
insanity, dude, Like like why
And it's not even like Utah is not

444
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:20,759
trying to get in because they have
played guys to get into the playing tournament

445
00:32:21,079 --> 00:32:27,480
and they gave up so much offense
to the Lakers. It's unbelievable. The

446
00:32:27,599 --> 00:32:34,400
amount of offense they got three guys
from They got three guys from Utah.

447
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,960
They are capable of They got they
excuse me, they got one point guard

448
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:44,319
from from that trade with the Then
they got two guys. They are capable

449
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,079
of going for twenty points a night. They can start on guys twenty two

450
00:32:49,119 --> 00:32:52,400
teams. They are not only starters, but probably can You look at the

451
00:32:52,519 --> 00:32:59,440
Russell Westbrook trade and see all the
pickups that the Lakers got at the trade

452
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:04,599
deadline, and it's like a brand
new team. All right, let's see

453
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,559
what we got here. La received
D'Angelo, Russell, Malik Beasley and Jared

454
00:33:07,599 --> 00:33:12,880
Beasley. Okay, those three guys
all could go for twenty on a night.

455
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,039
Easy. You have just completely changed
your team at that point. Yeah,

456
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:25,319
you now have a bench. I
mean, if I let Russell Westbrook

457
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,640
wasn't garbage, no he won't.
I mean, but look at what they

458
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:34,319
got. They they set out one
guy scores maybe twenty points a game,

459
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,000
for three guys that score twenty points
a game. Yeah. No, I

460
00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:43,160
don't know what their contracts are though
too that that has the figure into it.

461
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:47,480
What contracts? If you let me
think of a team you go to

462
00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:58,000
um Pacers. You you get to
play six minutes a night, yeah,

463
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:01,720
even if it's garbage time. Yeah, what are your stats? Six minutes

464
00:34:01,759 --> 00:34:07,759
a night? Eighty two games?
Point eight points a game. I was

465
00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:08,639
gonna, I was gonna guess how
were you? That's one of the ice

466
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:15,760
bounces off your head And like that's
just me too. Times run back and

467
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:20,239
cherry pickt every couple of games less
than a point a game. Yeah,

468
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,039
I thought your point eight was gonna
be rebounds, because I can give you

469
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:29,559
point eight rebounds. That's one rebound
average every same as a w NBA player

470
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:35,760
during garbage time. Like that's what
I would get right now, fifty you

471
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:42,360
think let's that made me want to
rephrase it. You I think I'm garbage.

472
00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:50,159
You're the six man for a w
NBA team. What are your numbers?

473
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,199
You come You're the first montherfucker off
the bench power for age right now?

474
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,639
Yes, powerful, probably wouldn't score
shit. I'm being honest with you.

475
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,280
Just gave yourself a point a night
and a rebound a night at a

476
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,480
point, because that's just me hoping
to dreaming just what i'd be like.

477
00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:08,920
Guys, let me shoot the ball. How many wa how many w fuck

478
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,719
all these chicks here, let me
fuck what? How many w ANBA players

479
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,159
do you sleep with in that season? And the w NBA they're all lesbians.

480
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:22,719
They are already married to pro athlete. Yeah, Olympic run they always

481
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,880
marry Olympic like track stars. Yeah
they're they're not married to like NFL guys.

482
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,559
They're not married to. But it's
all marry Olympic athletes for some reason.

483
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,440
That's why. That's why I don't
think you've ever seen a trans athlete

484
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,679
in the w NBA, like a
male to female, because that that league

485
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,440
is primed for that. And you've
never seen it because it's already gay.

486
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,400
They don't have to fucking infect it. It's already. I have a joke

487
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,920
about that where I go where where
the nuts and bolts of it is,

488
00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:57,039
like, you know, everybody's mad
about these men transitioning into women and then

489
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:00,239
like being in Olympic sports or trying
to get into basketment. I go,

490
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:05,199
nobody bitches about a woman going like
I want to be a man, and

491
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,800
I'm like, welcome to the NBA
if you want to get dunked on forty

492
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:13,039
seven times a night, do you
know, welcome to the NBA, bitch.

493
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,360
Do you know? In the w
there is a woman who's transitioned to

494
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:22,280
a man a woman. Yeah,
and then how is that even? Like

495
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,679
because she is like that, lets
you know, this whole thing is stupid.

496
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:30,800
But she's gonna be like, hey, wait a man into Oh a

497
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,639
woman who lives her life as a
man but wants to plays in the W

498
00:36:35,079 --> 00:36:39,280
or she was bouncing around Clarendon but
wants to be like I want to stay

499
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,840
in the w NBA as a man. Or she wants to go to the

500
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:49,440
NBA but she's a man now,
But how can she? Yeah, she's

501
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:54,400
a man because she wears by the
way she has side Joe Bob hair.

502
00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,280
Yeah, and she's a man because
she wears there's a suit, that's what

503
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:07,679
it is. Hello, but right, it's so ridiculous. Last, I

504
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:12,239
just want to wrap my brain around
this because she her intention is to be

505
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,719
like the first man in the w
NBA because she was born a woman.

506
00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:20,800
She just is the first trance in
the w NBA. But it's it's woman

507
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,079
to man. But she started as
a woman, drafted as a woman.

508
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:27,880
Now in the NBA, she's becoming
a man. Yeah, I would Could

509
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,400
you imagine the thirty year old non
binary player who uses myriad pronouns? That's

510
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:37,480
great, we should all use myriad
pronouns. It's just like it's it's listen.

511
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,559
She hasn't done anything to me.
I don't really care. You could

512
00:37:40,599 --> 00:37:45,800
have your pronouns bothered me at all. But what if Lebron was becoming a

513
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:50,960
woman later in his career? Oh
dude, he could play until he was

514
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:55,599
sixty fucking point, so would he
stay in the NBA? He would even

515
00:37:55,679 --> 00:38:00,800
make the lesbians suck his dick in
the shower and there's nothing they could do

516
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,719
about it. Howard, can you
imagine Dwight Howard, who we suspect has

517
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,639
some interest that you know, ranges
ut fringes. Let's say, in your

518
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:15,159
defense he did wear a cape and
a dug contest. He could really he

519
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,880
were a cape. He could destroy? Can you anybody who can catch an

520
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,119
alley oop? Would just destroy the
w NBA? Yeah, it would change

521
00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:28,920
the league and they would get so
many they would get so many viewers if

522
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:34,880
they just let one good trans in
point, it would just be train record

523
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:43,079
team. I would watch. Would
Jawanna Man is now a buy? Is

524
00:38:43,119 --> 00:38:47,280
now a documentary? Kwi Leonard?
I would love that? Dude? Are

525
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:52,639
you tell me there's not like I've
heard stories of who's gay in the NBA.

526
00:38:52,679 --> 00:38:54,519
I'm not gonna say it is because
none of my business. But you

527
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:59,360
can't tell me one of those guys
doesn't want to transition and just light it

528
00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:02,840
up and why it would add a
decade to your career. You could retire

529
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:08,360
at forty, become a woman and
that's the new new senior Tour of golf.

530
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:13,639
You could become a woman and go
like forty to fifty. I'm gonna

531
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,920
rack up some Warren Moon numbers.
Remember Warren Moon? If they included his

532
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:22,360
Canadian football numbers. He would be
the greatest quarterback of all time. He

533
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:25,800
came to the NFL at thirty nine
and still is in the top ten.

534
00:39:27,159 --> 00:39:30,440
Those Oilers jerseys were beautiful too,
They were beautiful. They're gonna rock him

535
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:35,119
again this year. Imagine if Lebron
at forty four goes, I'm gonna be

536
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:39,519
in the NBA till I'm fifty five
a w NBA, he would be sixty

537
00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:43,800
dude. He could absolutely do it
a sixty seventy five points to night and

538
00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:49,199
that's in the first time Wilkins because
he could still dunk. Dominique is a

539
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:55,639
good Dominique is my top five game
dunkers. Dominique is sixty three. Does

540
00:39:55,679 --> 00:40:00,039
that make you feel old? Yeah? I already feel that to make me

541
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:06,079
feel older, But that's decaying on
camera. You can watch me decay,

542
00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:08,840
dude. Just from my fucking lift
ride here, I feel like it took

543
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,159
me. Fine, you're taking Lift. I like it. I don't like

544
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,360
Uber. I don't like Huber either. Is it because they banned you?

545
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,639
No, it's because they No,
No, they never banned me, but

546
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,760
they just always I have both,
but they just always seem more expensive.

547
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:28,280
Yeah they are, and lifts like, well, somebody, hello, no

548
00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:31,159
lift our little prices. Lift would
be like, hey, we could pick

549
00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:34,840
you up right now for forty five
bucks, or we could pick you up

550
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,599
at a random time in the next
hour for twenty eight bucks. And I

551
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:39,800
got seriously, let's roll the dice. Yeah, yeah, crazy, you

552
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:45,880
know they have you noticed I Gobots? No? Sure? Remember, like

553
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:51,119
Lift is the Gobots of the Transformers
that are uber Transformers, you know,

554
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:54,119
the Transformers. They need to make
a Gobot movie. But it's like a

555
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:59,199
bunch of broke ass actors, Like
that should be the black version of Transformers.

556
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:06,119
Yeah, black Farmers. They're called
Black Farmers. This episode should be

557
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:08,360
called Black Farmers. I know we're
gonna regret it, but let's call it

558
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:13,159
Black Farmers. Yeah. Yeah,
because there was Gobot, I mean,

559
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,159
Transformers one thing, and then Gobots
was like, if your family can't afford

560
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:22,920
a Transformer for Christmas, there's also
this other box of cereal that rolls into

561
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,840
a car or whatever. They had
the dumbest like thing to like a tractor

562
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,400
into a robot. Yeah. One
was like a semi truck into a robot

563
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,239
with a sword. And then the
Gobot was like I'm a Tesla and you

564
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:43,480
can transform me into Yeah yeah,
what is this one? Just a button?

565
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,039
Just like a He's like a buzzer
at Jeopardy and then he turns into

566
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:52,360
it. He turns into airplane or
something that one guy turns into a tank.

567
00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:00,360
Look the even Jet Decepticon logo.
This was like a B fucking the

568
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:05,119
B team of all of it.
This is like the insane colomn Posse and

569
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,480
Transformers. Yeah yeah yeah, Rage
against Machine and an insane colomn Posse.

570
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:15,880
Yeah. Oh, that's so fun. That guy went as a Gobot for

571
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,039
a dad. That's fucked up,
not even Halloween as a dad. I'm

572
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,199
gonna impress my kid and prove to
him gobots sad. Look at when it

573
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:30,840
says gobots the saddest transforming I told
you, bro go down, Go down.

574
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:32,000
Wait were they in there? Oh? They were in the Guardens of

575
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:37,400
Galaxy Holiday special go this past year. Yeah. Yeah, that was a

576
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,000
good That was a pretty good little
Christmas thing they did with Guardiens of Galaxy.

577
00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:44,079
I didn't watch about it was on
Disney Plus see You Fight Us.

578
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,840
If they have a scene of Gobots
and then and then they would like Guardiens.

579
00:42:47,039 --> 00:42:51,519
They were liked. One would transform
like, I'm a fucking semitruck and

580
00:42:51,599 --> 00:42:54,400
a transform into this like the giant
monster with a fucking sword. And then

581
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:59,880
the gobots would be like, I'm
a fucking shitty, fucking Ford festive,

582
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:06,679
and I transform into a lawnmower.
Mow your parents lawn. Kids. They

583
00:43:06,679 --> 00:43:12,440
would like swindle you into doing chores
and shit, I transform into a sponge.

584
00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:15,679
How about the dishes for mommy?
Motherfucker, I don't even have a

585
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:20,480
daddy. Why are you? Why? What what my dike? Moms?

586
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:27,400
Give me a gobot? That guy's
getting beat up. He's beating up a

587
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,360
gobot. You wonder why you keep
you can't find your toy. You have

588
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:37,320
to know that thing. That guy
was a fucking uh Nissan Sentra and he

589
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,519
transforms into a butt plug. Look
at him. That guy goes from your

590
00:43:40,599 --> 00:43:47,800
dad's garage right into your mom's fucking
turd pincher. Gobots, who go down?

591
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:54,159
What was this? I think this
is just talking about the guardians connection.

592
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,920
Where is it do you have?
I can't find out. I think

593
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,679
it probably was just in the back
Sammy. That's a scene right there,

594
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,000
because that's one of the guardians beating
up a gobot. Oh that's uh,

595
00:44:05,039 --> 00:44:07,239
what's his face? Beating somebody up
at the fucking Oh you know what this

596
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:12,000
is? I know what this is. They had a scene where they were

597
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,760
at the Chinese theater beating, getting
in a fight with the characters there.

598
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:22,679
The people dress at it. It
is so hilarious. Bring back to listen.

599
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:27,159
Listen, James Gunn I'll forget all
the pedophile shit you did if you

600
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,159
bring back the gobots. If you
turn one of those kids that you fingered

601
00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:38,159
into a gobot, I'm fucking right
back in. Bring back to gobots.

602
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:43,360
Bro Let's call him the note.
Let's call him the nobots nobot. Okay,

603
00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:45,599
so let's uh, let's so that's
the end. Have you am?

604
00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:51,840
I want to go one more?
NBA Batia's high former uh sponsor of US.

605
00:44:52,519 --> 00:44:58,000
I put fifty bucks. It was
three thousand to one that the Clippers

606
00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:00,039
win the championship. I put fifty
bucks. Stuff? How long ago?

607
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,719
A while ago? No, just
a couple of days ago, three thousand

608
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,559
and one? Did your money,
Like, did anything catch on fire when

609
00:45:06,559 --> 00:45:09,440
you did that or anything? Or
dude? No chance? The author one

610
00:45:09,519 --> 00:45:15,679
hundred on that, Johnny, let
me brow two hundred thous have either of

611
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:16,920
you guys seen that, and I
know I touched you guys about it the

612
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:21,719
other night. But that new uh
Jared Smith documentary, No, no,

613
00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:25,920
it's really good. Lebron sorry for
saying a dirty word here, produced it

614
00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:30,840
his production company, but it's all
about him semi retiring and then going back

615
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:36,199
to HBCU and playing golf. No, my favorite thing is that it's Lebron

616
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,519
going listen, I'm sorry. I
blamed you for me fucking calling that,

617
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,559
not calling that time out, not
passing it to me getting that rebound.

618
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:47,800
But the funniest part about that whole
thing is is like they blame they blame

619
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:54,639
j R. Smith for that that
fuck up against Warriors, about how George

620
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:59,920
Hill missed two fall shots to seal
the deal that year. You're one hundred,

621
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:04,000
say, right, he got that
rebound, thought he did that,

622
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,360
Oh you gotta have you gotta have
some clock management. He thought they were

623
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,719
up one and which is fine.
With seven seconds left, you might not

624
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:16,119
fucking be He had to wherewithal to
get offensive rebound, move it back and

625
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:22,440
went over time and loss. But
still, you're right, nobody blames any

626
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,679
uh the fourteen free throws that game. Any one of those goes in and

627
00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:31,039
this guy's a hero for the offensive
rebound Lebron James. That's he get that.

628
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:37,960
This is when Lebron James openly gave
up and stopped really playing, like

629
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:42,440
just started sat stuffing. Sorry,
gave up. After he got that for

630
00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:45,440
he's like, nah, I'm out, you know, and then like this

631
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:49,320
is why he'll never be Jordan,
no matter how much Conkoward tries to get

632
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,519
in our lifetime. Okay, Jordan, I don't know about that. It's

633
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:57,960
possible, I mean, but right
now, No, Kobe was our best

634
00:46:58,039 --> 00:47:00,679
chance. No, Kobe was here
already tired head, retired. Kobe was

635
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:07,280
never that guy. He was never
that guy. I'm saying this is why

636
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:13,960
Kobe and Lebron are more comparable than
than Jordan and Lebron. Kobe Jordan,

637
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:19,159
Okay, yeah, Jordan, Lebron
Lebron are more of a debate than Lebron

638
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:29,039
and Jordan because yeah, well no
one does. He's just not sexy from

639
00:47:29,199 --> 00:47:32,320
nineteen eighty four on. But he
took He took on everybody. He took

640
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:37,639
in the old NBA and the new
NBA. So so he was a right

641
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:43,360
he and he dominated everywhere he was
he's such a different era. Yeah,

642
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,760
but dude, Magic Johnson's in the
discussion. Larry Bird is in the discuss.

643
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,960
Magic is a better discussion than me, than than Kobe or Magic never

644
00:47:52,199 --> 00:47:58,800
won anything without Kareem, and Cream
won a championship without without Magic. Actually

645
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,800
one woman Kream got he played center
when Kaream got hurt in a Cream got

646
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,760
him too. There, I understand. I'm not arguing with you that Johnson

647
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,719
is my number three greatest player of
all time. He's in my top five,

648
00:48:09,639 --> 00:48:14,559
ok. J Redick, I'm sorry, dude, I would take I

649
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:20,840
would if you're going you could take
everybody at their statistically greatest season, and

650
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,440
you can, and you're picking a
team in heaven, who's your first pick?

651
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:32,719
Hand to God. Shaquille O'Neal Young
Shack against Houston Rockets. Zero argument

652
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,119
other than Jordan. If we removed
Jordan would take him over. I personally

653
00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:40,079
would take him over because that that
Shack could cover you on the fucking wing.

654
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:47,159
Well, then Garnett, Kevin Garnett
becomes Garnett Sorr. I couldn't get

655
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:50,840
lunch. You caught me in a
bad time, my apolo. Yeah,

656
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,320
he's another one that would you would
have to throw in there because that was

657
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,519
a seven footer that could play.
He didn't win to the and doesn't matter.

658
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,000
We're talking statistically best, not ring
we're talking would be Lebron. So

659
00:49:01,079 --> 00:49:05,800
you're talking about just one season.
What you're talking about who's the best and

660
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:10,159
one season at at their prime,
at their prime, who would dominate?

661
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,480
He's in there, But I would
take I wouldn't think the greatest one season.

662
00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:19,880
No, but you're likes to take
I personally would take no. I

663
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,639
think you're say O'Neill if you go
over Will Chamberlain, But I think Will

664
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:30,360
Chamberlain is a great choice. He's
in my top ten debate, and I'm

665
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:35,400
sorry. I would guess what.
I would take Tim Duncan over Kobe and

666
00:49:35,679 --> 00:49:39,159
Lebron, James Young, Tim Duncan, I would totally take him over those

667
00:49:39,199 --> 00:49:46,639
guys. Look, Tim Duncan did
everything that Lebron did that Lebron gets credit

668
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:51,480
for, which is taking small market
team to the finals. He did it

669
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:57,320
in a harder division or conference,
which was at the time the Western Conference,

670
00:49:57,519 --> 00:50:00,559
because everyone was floating up one shot
to take on the Lakers. Yeah,

671
00:50:00,599 --> 00:50:06,039
yeah, no, you're sorry.
Sorry, And the only reason Kareem

672
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,519
and the only reason where do you
put the admiral? He's not my top

673
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:15,599
ten, he's not even probably he's
probably not even top twenty. What a

674
00:50:16,119 --> 00:50:20,880
la Juan is in the discussion for
the top ten. But I think he

675
00:50:21,039 --> 00:50:24,079
just ekes out because I think Steph
Curry's now in there where you put Scott

676
00:50:24,119 --> 00:50:31,360
Skiles. Uh two, he's riding
creams jocksw you're in the j Reddick nick

677
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:36,199
of the woods. What about a
video you've been on YouTube about him trying

678
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:40,639
to like returning to the NBA or
whatever, JJ Reddick. Yeah, no,

679
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:45,159
he's just being funny, easilly,
but it was funny. He's actually

680
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:51,119
a very good commentator sports podcaster.
Like I like Reddick in uh in a

681
00:50:51,199 --> 00:50:53,679
sexual sense. But we don't have
think yea, let's get this UFC done

682
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:58,239
real quick. You want to look
at the UFC? Yeah, Um,

683
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:00,960
are you watching it? Are you
gonna watch it later? I know you're

684
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,159
a busy companion with a callin and
shop tomorrow. Oh fun, fun,

685
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,880
fun. I'm very excited. You
should be fun to use your uf your

686
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:15,280
your new BJJ knowledge probably hey,
knowledge is knowledge Johnny six six weeks of

687
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,039
getting choked out, I got frustrate
yesterday and left. Really, I'm just

688
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,000
because I don't know anything. I'm
trying to wait, what happened? You

689
00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:25,400
got? You have to go into
what happened? Okay, so you what

690
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:29,719
you got? Your getting chucked out
or something getting submitted really quickly. I

691
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,559
get people in positions I don't know
what to do blackmail, and then you

692
00:51:32,679 --> 00:51:37,719
just walked out in the middle of
far into the class that I did one

693
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,400
role, and I was like,
I'm defeated. Wait wait so you just

694
00:51:40,679 --> 00:51:44,000
were in there like ten minutes and
then you just oh, we did the

695
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:47,199
class and then you roll Oh okay, and I did a role. This

696
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,719
is Johnny looking up his can see
the fucking screen of the cards. Sammy,

697
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,800
how's your new place? Are you
done moving? No, dude,

698
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,519
we lived in the play. Dana
lived there for thirty years. I told

699
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:04,239
her. Was Texa with Dana,
and I go, you ever want to

700
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:09,280
fucking watch your ship multiply move?
I told her. Shotgun on every joint,

701
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,679
you guys find it. You didn't
all have John our friend with the

702
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,119
big eyebrows. Oh yeah, I'm
sure he's dead. Okay, so let's

703
00:52:16,159 --> 00:52:20,199
get let's go down to the bottom
five go down, Yeah, go down?

704
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,519
Okay with that weird motherfucker is okay, let's tell you With Kevin Gasler,

705
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:27,480
I'm going gasol m because I smoked
a joint with him. I love

706
00:52:27,599 --> 00:52:31,639
Kevin Gaslum. He's great. Used
to bancake quickly. Yeah, that's when

707
00:52:31,639 --> 00:52:36,320
I met him. But I don't
know, man. Go to Curtis.

708
00:52:36,559 --> 00:52:39,360
I think, uh I Curtis should
win this fight. Gasolim's a little uh.

709
00:52:39,639 --> 00:52:43,800
I think Curtis is only as one
loss. I'm Mike and Curtis in

710
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:52,119
this He's young, he has nine
losses, but at his division, at

711
00:52:52,199 --> 00:52:55,280
his weight for a while, just
so many injuries. Let's go to this

712
00:52:55,440 --> 00:53:00,800
guy Rual Ross, who I think
is seventeen years old. Isn't he deaf?

713
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,840
Raul Rojas? Isn't he death?
I think he's deaf. He's not

714
00:53:05,039 --> 00:53:07,840
deaf, Okay, he just looks. He just has He does look death

715
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,679
though he does look deaf. Look
him up and tell me he's not deaf.

716
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,400
He would like he would talk like
he's deaf. He does. Tell

717
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,159
me if he's definitely on the sidebar, look it up. But I really

718
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:22,599
honestly think that Robal Rojas is junior
is de Rosas. I have, I

719
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:29,760
have Rojas because they're trying to build
him. They're putting him on the main

720
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,679
I think it's the main car.
I think he's minus two twenty five.

721
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,320
So he's deaf. You're getting used
to all the attention and at this point

722
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:42,480
in your career. But wait till
your life changed since your last victory.

723
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,360
It did, but not much.
Okay, he's not deaf. He just

724
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:52,960
looks same, you know, like
being more recognizable. But um, listen,

725
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,760
he has the way he has.
Muppet knows he has the ears.

726
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,639
That says straight up a Muppets will
take it back because he has the ears.

727
00:54:00,679 --> 00:54:05,360
It says he can hear everything.
Okay, so I'm gonna go Rojas.

728
00:54:05,559 --> 00:54:07,440
I mean, I don't know the
other guy. It just seems like

729
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,840
to send him out. But he's
minus twenty five. Let's go to the

730
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:15,039
next one. Because Kevin Holland is
wearing Kevin Holland. Kevin Holland every UFC

731
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:20,320
fight card gets in two fights.
One is at the way ends and the

732
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,840
other one is at the actual fight. Yeah, okay, I love Kevin

733
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:27,880
Holland. I my money would be
on Kevin Holland here. Now he is

734
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:32,199
minus two forty five, which is
now I like this other guy, Santiago.

735
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:38,280
I'm not gonna try to say I
think he does that Brazilian what's his

736
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:45,159
no? No, you gout is
an io there ponza nibio. Okay,

737
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,960
Now he breaks my rule. I
do not vote for anybody who's got that

738
00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:52,719
kind of like tribal tattoo if you're
not if he's in the tribe though,

739
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:59,119
But is he's that's the Argentina.
Yeah, I think it isn't, but

740
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,840
I thought he was. He was
like he had that like dance martial arts.

741
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:06,800
What's that called capparrero ye? Look
up with his stylis. Let's see

742
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,760
if they say if he If they
say dance karate, I'm gonna pick him

743
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:14,679
dance karate. He's the Argentinian dagger, the Argentine dagger. Do they have

744
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:20,400
a style. I'll goog whatever dude
they have. If it's dance karate,

745
00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:32,119
I'm in his style. Uh caperero
or some kung striker. It's that dude.

746
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,760
Anybody, but kung fu is a
dead man. For some reason,

747
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,039
Kevin Holland came up and it's a
karate and kung fu are always dead man.

748
00:55:39,199 --> 00:55:45,119
Other than I was gonna say on
George Saint Pierre was karate. It's

749
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:50,320
just you can't. You gotta have
everything. Yeah, the GSP was a

750
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:54,159
great wrestler and gradler. So yeah, so I'm anna go with Kevin Holland.

751
00:55:54,199 --> 00:55:59,119
But this guy could be sneaky.
I've seen his fights. If I

752
00:55:59,199 --> 00:56:00,920
had put money on it, I
go Kevin Holland here, okay, all

753
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,519
right, and I like Rob Font
in the next one. If that's where

754
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,440
go up. I don't know my
computers that war with me. Huh.

755
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:14,280
Just like your sexuality now, I
don't The gears were really grinding, just

756
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:20,159
like I go Rob Font here,
and I think that's easy money. Rob

757
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,039
Faught, I have I think even
though he is an underdog, but I

758
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:28,280
think that's your underdog way to go
is Rob Fonts say Andre Yes is going

759
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:32,639
to wrestle the fuck out of Rob
Fast, and I think, yeah,

760
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:38,840
I'm gonna go on, what's it? Nah? Yes? What is it?

761
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,920
Janez? It looks like Yanz.
I'm gonna go with him. Okay,

762
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,800
all right, So here's where we
disagree, and I'll take Rob Font

763
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,920
just to get that fucking throw that
money in your in your parlay. And

764
00:56:51,159 --> 00:56:54,239
now we're getting into the two best
fights because Maz the Doll is a pretty

765
00:56:54,280 --> 00:57:01,519
big underdog, but he's got that
BMF belt. So in Miami, and

766
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:07,119
he's a Miami guy. Think about
that when you and so's in Gilbert Burns,

767
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,199
he's been in Miami for ten years, but he's not from Miami.

768
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:15,119
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Gilbert Burns, when you see him,

769
00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:21,000
he seems like he is smaller than
everyone he's fighting, But this time

770
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,920
he's the same height almost. He's
just separated by a pound and an inch.

771
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:31,639
Yeah, so that's how I describe
our dick huge Masidal fans. I

772
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:37,119
like both these guys. I'm a
fan of both, but I think I

773
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:44,360
think that Gilbert Burns all around game
is better. I think I like masveodol

774
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:49,559
striking. I like Gilbert Burns BJJ
and wrestling. Yeah, but his striking

775
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:52,199
has gotten way better too. But
if I think, if it stays on

776
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,679
their feet, you know, Masodal
could and but if it doesn't, bro

777
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:00,519
if this is constantly like up against
the cage and sweep a leg and a

778
00:58:00,599 --> 00:58:06,599
takedown and then fucking elbow, it's
an elbow party on your face. Okay,

779
00:58:06,639 --> 00:58:08,400
you gotta put money on this.
Who do you take? I'm going

780
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:17,480
Gilbert Burns, just to be a
contrarian, Just to be a contrarian.

781
00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:22,559
Old is do they say old?
How old these guys are? H?

782
00:58:22,519 --> 00:58:27,800
Is that an inches? He's forty
inches years old and he's thirty nine inches

783
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,239
year old years old. I will
just to be a contrarian because I think

784
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,639
this is gonna be a closer fight. This might be the closest fight on

785
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:42,840
the card in my opinion. If
this goes to a fucking decision, don't

786
00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:49,000
sleep on mask of it all getting
a controversial win because he's in Miami.

787
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:52,880
He's from Miami. Gilbert burn has
been training out of Miami for a decade,

788
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:58,440
but this is his town and that's
the reason he's the co name Moss

789
00:58:58,559 --> 00:59:04,320
thirty eight. I would say,
I would say he's thirty six Burns if

790
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,280
you didn't, if you didn't already
pick Burns, I would pick Burns.

791
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:13,280
But just to be a contrarian,
I say that goes decision and Mazidal wins

792
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,280
a controversial decision. Respect all r
Let's go to the final final fight.

793
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:23,840
This one breaks my heart well because
I again we're talking about money. If

794
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:29,000
I got bet my money. We're
not saying what's my heart want. I

795
00:59:29,159 --> 00:59:31,760
think Pereira wins this fight again,
and I think he has his number,

796
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:37,199
but everything about me is rooting for
Izzie. Well here's I must say a

797
00:59:37,239 --> 00:59:45,199
couple of things. One, I
think Pereira is the most disrespected champion I've

798
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:51,000
ever seen, because it's because Izzie's
dominance and everybody loves him. He's he's

799
00:59:51,039 --> 00:59:53,679
the Tom Brady. They talk about
his ground game, which I know isn't

800
00:59:53,719 --> 01:00:00,119
his strength in any way, but
it wasn't is he's either cleared up the

801
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,840
entire division and now they're tall like
everybody that is. He lit up.

802
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,400
They're talking about it's gonna go be
big ass, big foot looking fucking pere

803
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:15,039
two six one ninety nine. They
do not walk in that ring at two

804
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,039
o six, one to nine.
They walk in at two twenty five and

805
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:21,519
two oh one. But he's got
to get down. He got down to

806
01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:23,960
one eighty five. That's what he'll
walk in is two o six. Bet

807
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:31,320
he's heavier net that is a But
anyways, so you were talking money,

808
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:43,039
Yeah, everybody yea in this game
makes more money if he wins. Yeah,

809
01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:45,840
because then there's a third five.
He's the laker. He's the lakers

810
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:50,400
of the UFC. True or false, he's the lakers of the UFC.

811
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,280
Well, it's not that, it's
like it's like when the game is cute

812
01:00:53,400 --> 01:01:00,440
towards him. I don't know,
maybe, but if it's Nick, it's

813
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:05,920
like Nick Diaz versus Karna mcgard.
I knew that they were going Nate yea.

814
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,920
Yeah, I knew that. I
knew Connor was gonna win the second

815
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,320
one because it makes a grillogy makes
more money. You're saying in this fight,

816
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,079
not in general, in this fight, no, but mostly in general

817
01:01:15,199 --> 01:01:21,599
too. If if he is beat
by him, and that's definitely possible,

818
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,960
what do you do with is he? Yes, what do you do with

819
01:01:25,079 --> 01:01:30,360
him? And I'm not saying like
there are things at work, but great

820
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:37,880
point. Everybody makes more money if
he wins this one and then they have

821
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:44,480
a third, a third MMA fight, Johnny clip this. I've never said

822
01:01:44,519 --> 01:01:47,000
this on this show in a decade. Good point, Sam, Thank you,

823
01:01:47,639 --> 01:01:50,920
Great point, Sam, Great point. Sam. You're totally right.

824
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
No, you're totally right. So
where's your money? I put money on

825
01:01:53,119 --> 01:02:00,840
is because Easy has been in every
fight you put He's put him on skates.

826
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:05,599
I'll say this, that is a
goat type person. I'm not saying

827
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:08,199
he's the greatest of all time,
but he's up there in the top ten

828
01:02:09,199 --> 01:02:16,800
for sure of all time in that
weight class, top three. But if

829
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:22,039
he wins this, it does a
lot more for the sport then if he

830
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:29,199
doesn't, Yep, and if he
loses it, if fucks everybody except for

831
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,960
elx pe Era. Yeah, and
that that continues to wait for someone to

832
01:02:35,079 --> 01:02:38,480
be that continues his disrespect. All
he did was clean out of division and

833
01:02:38,639 --> 01:02:43,880
beat what everybody said was the best. And everyone's like, man, they're

834
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:47,559
all talking about how Robert Whitaker is
gonna gonna light him up, and no

835
01:02:47,719 --> 01:02:52,719
disrespect Robert Wicker because he was a
great champion and he's an insanely awesome fighter.

836
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,719
If he loses this fight he wants
for a year and a half,

837
01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:01,159
he's gonna do anything different that like
I and everybody's different, like weird,

838
01:03:01,559 --> 01:03:07,480
Like remember the weird triangle between Vandalley
Silva, Chuck Ladell and Rampage Jackson,

839
01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:09,719
where like it would go one everyone
could beat this way. Here's your belt,

840
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,800
here's your belt, here's your belt, here's your belt, Like rampage

841
01:03:14,079 --> 01:03:19,639
could beat Chuck Ladell and Chacoldell couldn't
be rampage, and rampage could beat Vandalis

842
01:03:19,719 --> 01:03:22,559
Silva, but Vandalis Silva couldn't be
rampage, and then for a while Vandallei

843
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:29,960
Silva not till much later couldn't be
ram could be rampage but couldn't, and

844
01:03:30,119 --> 01:03:34,440
rampage couldn't be Vandalis civil for for
sure. All Right, I know you

845
01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:37,239
gotta go, you gotta go.
You gotta spot in an hour. Yeah,

846
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,360
I gotta i gotta meet somebody fifteen
minutes ago. Okay, Johnny,

847
01:03:39,599 --> 01:03:44,039
Johnny, suck a cock for once
in your life? Would you? Would

848
01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:47,599
you please? Where are you gonna
be that one? Well, I'll be

849
01:03:47,679 --> 01:03:51,440
at the Comedy Store this Tuesday night, if you guys are here, that'll

850
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,639
be my last night in town.
And then uh Wednesday, I'll be back

851
01:03:54,679 --> 01:03:59,280
in Chicago. Then I have a
couple of gigs in Chicago in at the

852
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,719
end of April. I'll be at
Zaney's at the end of April, and

853
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:08,320
then I'm I'll go ahead announce it. I'm starting two new rooms in the

854
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:12,480
Midwest, just for the summer only, and trying to get Sammy out there.

855
01:04:12,559 --> 01:04:15,000
But I'm doing two rooms, one
in Valpo, one in Valpo and

856
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:19,280
new room in Valpo, and then
I'm doing a new room in Elkhart,

857
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,719
Indiana. So if you guys are
out there, I'm running two rooms this

858
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:26,159
summer. I'm doing a show a
month in each room. Which side of

859
01:04:26,199 --> 01:04:28,719
the glory hole are you gonna be
on? In the room? I'm gonna

860
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,840
be on the one. Only hot
chicks on the other end of that glory

861
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,840
hole, So please stop, no, no, no no. If you

862
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:38,360
want, if you want to brush
someone's teeth with your boner, you know

863
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:42,159
where to put that fucking cop where
right in the glory hall? And I'll

864
01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:45,639
be on the other side brushing my
breath like Dantine. Sammy, where are

865
01:04:45,639 --> 01:04:48,199
you gonna be? You're gonna be
at the ice House in forty five minutes.

866
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:56,480
I have Comedy Chaos two shows on
Tuesday, April eleventh, then the

867
01:04:56,599 --> 01:05:04,119
thirteen, fourteen fifteen, I'm in
Toronto. Then just add I'm going to

868
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:09,559
Reno because I'm priming. If everything
goes according to plan, I'm gonna shoot

869
01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:13,960
a special the second week of June. Oh Sam, that's I'm just trying

870
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,079
to figure out where I want to
do it cool, and it's gonna be

871
01:05:16,159 --> 01:05:20,280
two shows, small audience, and
I'm probably just gonna it's gonna be too

872
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:24,880
even too eggy for a fucking YouTube, So I'm probably just put on Sam

873
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,480
trubli dot com and then clip it
up for the for the put it on

874
01:05:28,599 --> 01:05:33,079
you porn for the sheeple on Rumbull. Yeah, Rumbull. Sure, some

875
01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:35,880
guy from Rumbull has reached out to
us. We should get back to him.

876
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:41,800
All right, are you guys,
Let's go, Let's suck it.

877
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:53,360
Bye guys. Why what did they
say? Every girl's my girlfriend, Every

878
01:05:53,559 --> 01:06:00,440
girl's my girlfriend, every it has
deserted me? How much Sam loved the

879
01:06:00,519 --> 01:06:12,320
song the dance was like, yeah, special age, What am I saying?

880
01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:24,079
Doby, stop this leather rock.
He's our kids. We're supporting now.

881
01:06:25,559 --> 01:06:31,400
If you are, if you're a
drunk puncture by problem, if you

882
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:38,440
want to find this uh and buy
it to keep with knee high, let's

883
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:45,000
get busy. As the name of
the album, dust my girlfriend. If

884
01:06:45,079 --> 01:06:50,360
you druss my girlfriend, I'm gonna
make I'm gonna put this a vote.

885
01:06:50,559 --> 01:06:54,199
Should this be the new punch drunk? Uh? The