It's been a fun show today. The last couple of shows have been very
stressful, Yeah, and kind of overwhelming. Do you have a good time
on the show today? So I did? I did? I think we
just we started the week off a little hard because we had Fox nine and
which was great, but it takes away like they needed to do live shots
at a certain time, but we also needed to be live on the radio,
and so it was a lot of like moving parts that we weren't really
prepared for. Yeah, but you know, the cool thing about it was,
you know, it was so fun to meet Hannah and her photog which
I've been calling him Greg for years. I hope his name is Greg because
every time he comes in, I hope it's Greg. Shout out to Hannah.
She was so it was so cool because she's been listening to the show
since she was a little kid, yes, and she grew up here,
so that was really cool. But yeah, it's been it's been really hectic,
and we've had some technical issues and today just about everything we tried pulled
it, but we pulled it off. So who Yeah, take a breather.
Let me tell you this bitch over here with the blonde hair excuse me,
she comes screaming into the parking lot. I think you set your self
up. Some days. You need to get up ten minutes earlier. Yeah,
have some coffee at the counter, make your kale smoothie or whatever shit
you make in the morning, and then relax. I get up ten or
fifteen minutes early so I can play wordle, have coffee, play connections,
and play strands on my phone, look at a little bit of porn before
I come in. Wow. And then early right, then early in the
morning, never too early for porn, Never too early for porn. That
will be the title of this episode. Never too early for poor yep.
And then so I get here Jenny and I get here just about exactly the
same time. I got here thirty seconds earlier than Jenny today. So I'm
walking through the parking garage to the door. Here comes this blonde bitch in
a black suv screaming around the corner on two wheels. I waved at you.
You didn't even wave back back. I didn't see it. I was
going too fast, and I'm like, you get yourself out because you start
your day in a hurry. Yeah, why don't you slow down a little
bit? Because I don't like to. I like to leave till the very
last second I can. And this past week I've probably pushed it too far,
like with getting out the door because we're watching a dog, so I
like deal with stuff with the dog in the morning that I don't normally have
to. So I think that that's set me back a minute or two that
I like to be coming in. So this morning, though, did you
hear me blast in some Florida Georgia line As I was coming in, I
was I heard something. I couldn't tell what it was. I was like,
jabb it is some Florida Georgia line. There's a day I I've come
around the corner almost take him out. Seriously, it's like, Jenny,
slow down. Whatever. Anyway, I've been doing mornings for a really long
time, since I was twenty one years old, and that's a long time
ago, and I've never built in extra time in the morning until the last
year or so. And it's one of my favorite parts of the day.
Yeah, so I'll give you this, a little, quick, little story
that happens. So Josie here, come downstairs. She sleeps in a kennel.
She's my dog and She's my baby, so she's my favorite. So
Josie comes out of her kennel, I let her outside, she comes in,
and she knows that when she comes in, she always gets a treat.
So when I give her a treat, I also give Roger the cat
a treat. But Josie, because she's a dog, will eat her treat
and then go over and steal Roger's little pile of cat treats. Yeah,
spider dog, right, And I'm like, no, don't no. So
I have to keep them separated, with Roger in the living room and Josie
cornered in the kitchen as I give her little tiny milkbones so she won't run
into the living room and steal Roger's treats. Yeah, I feel like I'm
managing a couple of like fighting siblings that are still in each other's like skittles.
Email from Hannah, Hey, Dave, Hey, guys, Dave,
did you know the Kaiserhoff in New Alma's for sale? The guy that owns
it is the owner of that and another restaurant in town. They're both for
sale, so we think he's trying to go back up north where he's from
or something. It could be your next business venture. Beagles kaiser Hoff is
probably my favorite restaurant in Minnesota. It's been there since the twelve hundred's.
It's old school, it's authentic German. It's not newly decorated. It is
not posh or fancy. It's authentic with such good German food. And we
go there probably once a year and it's fattening and it's salty and fatty and
full of meat, and it's so good. I hope they and one of
the things we enjoy is because you can feel the history in there. It's
just old. I hope they don't close it down. So yeah, that
would make me sound. I think Gastovs in Northeast had closed down, and
I want to say it closed down after COVID time. I might be miss
speaking, but I remember that that was like a really sad time. But
now I just as I google it, it's had Gastov's reopening it, so
maybe not. I'm not sure. I went there once and we had a
good time. It was nice. I mean, Gastops is cool. We
haven't really gone back, but Vegles. If you get a chance, you
new Olm and you like German food, you know, the sausage and the
brought worst and the spatsl which is basically like noodles and gravy. And I
do not understand German fool food or how to say it. German food is
not the Germans are not known for their food. No France, Italy,
Mexico known for their food. Germans food is like nah, but I like
it. Okay, thank you, Hannah. I'm not going to buy a
restaurant, but I appreciate the offer. I always miss writing in for what's
on my radar, so I thought i'd send this in for the Minnesota Goodbye.
I am the furthest thing from an adventurous person. You can find me
at home when I'm not working. I stumbled across this podcast called Real Survival
Stories. I've attached the link to a couple that was stranded in twenty eleven
in the Superior National Forest in Minnesota. Each episode starts out with ever wonder,
what would you do if disaster strikes, if your life depended on your
next decision, would you make the right choice? And I always giggle that
I'd die in the wilderness anyway. I thought Dave would really enjoy this podcast.
The narrator has an enjoyable call meing accent while narrating life and death situation.
Sorry it's so long, It's not long at all. Ps. Can
I get a staff writer sticker? You guess absolutely. Brittany taking a picture
and I'm also taking a picture of the name of the podcast because I'm kind
of on the hunt for a new podcast. Yeah. Now, I don't
listen to many podcasts because the only time I listen to audio outside of the
morning show is when I go to workout, and I when I'm working out,
I don't want to have to think and focus on what's happening in a
conversation most of the time, so I usually listen to music at that point.
So I just don't find myself having time to listen to podcasts often.
I understand. Yeah, I like podcasts on a walk and music on a
run, so because I really need like a rhythm, yeah, when I'm
running. Shalen writes in I saw this question on Facebook. Thought it'd be
fun to ask you guys if you could be part of one of these ninety
sitcoms families, which one would you pick? All right, let's first of
all, I'm gonna check the wave form and make sure we're doing well with
the wave form, and yes we are. And so let's look at the
sitcoms and figure out which one you'd want to be in Full House, Family
Matters, step by step, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Home Improvement, Married
with Children. Do you have a choice, I would say, off the
top of my head, I'd want to be on Fresh Prince, because back
when Will was on Fresh Prince, that was my favorite version of Will Smith.
Yes, and he was just fun and silly and as smart as to
Uncle Phil and Carlton was a riot. I think they had a sister on
there that was super hot. Yeah, and what was the sister's name?
Was it? I'm veronic because it was coming to my mind, but I
feel like that's not right. I don't remember, So I would say.
I would say I'd want to be the next door neighbor that lived in bel
Air and would come over and hang out with the family. Yeah, I
would be really funny and quite sexy. You'd be funnier than Will Smith.
No, I'd be funny, though, what about you? What show are
you gonna be on? I was gonna say probably Fresh Prince myself, because
Full House was too family oriented for my liking, and I haven't seen some
of them. I definitely would not want to do Roseanne. That is,
like, even for my Wisconsin roots. It was a little too hillbilly ish.
Yeah, I got me Okay, So probably Fresh Prince. Okay,
good, good, good choice. I would pick Full House as Shay,
because my ten year old and I are watching it from the beginning right now
and it's fresh in my mind. But then again, it would have been
nice to live in that mansion in bel Air on Fresh Prince. That's all.
Have a nice day, Shay. I love the randomness of your email,
and that's one of the things I love about the Minnesota goodbye is we
never we never know what you're gonna come up with. Here comes Joe.
He is in Turlock, California. He is a regular staff writer. He
says, I'm Mexican. I love being on the show bringing some color to
the show. Not that I was offended before or anything, but I love
how he's able to joke about racial differences and stereotypes. I think it's funny
if done in the right way, especially because people take things too seriously.
The Black History Month video where everybody was doing things for Vaunt was genius,
funny and clever. Let's have some fun with our cultural differences. Respectfully,
of course, but funny. Yeah baby, that apparently is a vont catchphrase
that he noticed. Yeah baby, do you ever notice that? I don't
know if I've noticed that yet, have you I have? Yeah? Baby?
Okay? Like it was like, okay, von you want to do
you want to work on this commercial? Yeah baby, Vonn you want to
shoot this video? Yeah? Baby. Joe goes on to say, I
didn't hear what he say it, but I have a rule for it,
personnel. Before you call it, reboot your PC. Most problems can be
fixed by that simple action. Employees always tell me when something doesn't work,
oh, well, it's never done that before, And I respond with,
you know what the farmer said when his cow died. He said, well,
shoot, he's never done that before. Things change. I do it
with my phone sometimes. My phone sometimes will freeze up or it won't respond.
Just power it off. Your phone is like a computer. It needs
to be rebooted once every couple of weeks. Probably. Yeah, that's what
I do with mine because I have so many problems with mine. For some
reason, I got this new phone like less than six months ago. But
I have so many issues with things on Instagram with it, it's so frustrating.
It's like some kind of bug went from my old phone onto my new
one, and I just don't know what the deal is or if it's just
Instagram's fault. Yeah, and sometimes it's like it's time to get a new
phone because it can't handle the another power. Jenny's phone has always out of
storage. No, not anymore because I got the new one. Oh,
you get a new phone or new storage. No, a new phone,
like but like six months ago. Okay, but I was out of storage
and then I bought the extra storage. But it only works for like iCloud
storage. It doesn't have more storage on the actual phone. I see what
you mean. So there was no opportunity for that. You just had to
have a phone that had more storage. I gotcha. Okay, next one,
and Samantha says, hello, morning show crew. I just received a
thank you card from a recent wedding, and the thank you message was typed
out with a generic thank you for your generosity and coming to our wedding.
YadA YadA, love the newlyweds. This is not the first thank you card
I've received typed out like this, So is this the new normal? Call
me traditional, But doesn't it seem impersonal and ungrateful? Or is this just
what people do now? Love you guys from Sammy. I'm going to forward
this to you because this is good show content. Yeah, I'm gonna send
it over to you Jay and talk about this. I think that you and
I are going to have different opinions. Okay, you go first. Then.
I think that life, in my opinion, is really busy and nobody
has time to sit and to your wedding because I'm a three hundred wedding thank
you cards. That's insane. I'm about efficiency, I'm about working smarter,
not harder, And so I think that it's Yeah, it might not have
as much of a heartfelt meaning behind it because it was typed out, but
at least they sent you a bank you card because a lot of people just
don't. People are busy scrolling, Yes, they are busy. People are
busy binging, people are busy going to take pictures of their fucking coffee with
a maple leaf in it. You're not that busy. You're busy doing shit
other than what you should be doing. I think that if somebody's going to
come to your wedding. They're going to spend the day with you, celebrating
you and your idiot partner who they never liked in the first place, and
they're going to buy you a brand new blanket for your wedding gift. Send
them a thank you note, personalize it and say, hey, Carl and
Donna, thanks for the beautiful blanket. It looks great on our new bed,
So glad you could come spend an afternoon doing it and do the right
thing. If you don't want to do it, then don't invite Carl and
Donna to your wedding. I think that the generic text in that card also
might mean that they didn't have someone taking notes of who got what. You
know, that could be there'd be some other factors in it, But I've
only lost I'm on the side of like a thank you is good enough for
me. Whether it was typed out and generic or if they handwritten wrote it,
it doesn't matter to me. Okay, you know what I can go
with that. I think if they lost track of what your gift was,
if they forgot to have somebody keep track, or they know that Carl and
Donna got them something, but they don't remember what, but they remember everybody
else. Anyway, We're gonna put that on the show because I think there's
so many brides and newly wedds that listen to our show, and it's wedding
season coming up. So yeah, that's really really interesting. How are we
doing for time? Jennifert about four minutes? Thought a minute. It's okay,
good, next one. I'm gonna skip one down. That says Dave.
I'm a big fan, so let's see what they because usually they follow
that up with I'm a big fan, but I don't like this, so
let's find out. Bailey rides. I'm a big fan. Listening since elementary
through high school, took a break but picked up again in recent years as
I've started commuting more. I listened to your show in the morning and the
Minnesota Goodbye in the afternoon, and I love it. It brings back a
lot of nostalgia. But no, they say, actually there's no bud.
They say, I was thinking, with the solar eclipse Monday, you should
play Total Eclipse of the Heart for Boss Check in honor of that. It's
a great song, one of my favorites, very fitting me and my family
are taking a road trip down to Saint Louis and Memphis to get the best
view for context. I'm a twenty six year old male. Keep it up.
Love you Bailey, Thank you Bailey. Write that down, Jay,
I got it totally. Eclips of the Heart for a song, came out
in nineteen eighty three, and that's the second time I brought it up today
because my friend Curtis and I were talking about the best one hit wonders of
the eighties, and he was talking about like come On II Leen, and
he was talking about some other one hit wonders of the eighties like Take On
Me by Aha, walking on Sunshine. I think of any that I know
of, and one of them total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler,
who was not really a one hit wonder. She had another one called It's
Aache, Oh yeah, but a heartache. What's funny is back then I
looked at the album cover with Bonnie Tyler and she looked like an old lady.
And I look at it now and she's like thirty, and it's like
she looks like a kid now. Yeah, But back when I was a
kid myself, Bonnie Tyler looked like an old lady. But we're gonna do
that. That's a brilliant idea, Bailey, and we will do that.
Hey have fun at the eclipse. I rode the motorcycle to the eclipse when
it was here in I think we rode to Chillicothee, Missouri in twenty seventeen
and it was amazing. It was amazing. Was it twenty seventeen? I
thought it was closer to today's date than that. Maybe it could be right,
Yeah, I thought it was twenty seventeen. You could be right.
Okay, and we're gonna that's it. We're gonna wrap it up for the
Minnesota Goodbye. I want to give a shout out to Liz who wrote that
the podcast new length is too long. It doesn't work for her. But
I also want to hear how it's working for you. The new podcast length
today because we're pressed for time word at about sixteen minutes, but we're going
to try to shoot for a little bit longer. We got some leftover emails
we didn't get to. If you got one you want to send in,
please do send it into Ryan Show at KADWB dot com. Thanks