Whin your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice mix in some vodka.
He's calling a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven
by Victor Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram. It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,
hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling
her friend, thanks for spreading the word. Kevin's back from Quinnipiac. Yeah,
Quinnipiac and all of them. Did you do any polling? Now?
But if we saw the building, where do they do all the polling?
Yeah, it's down the street. Look at that. I ain't gonna be
Oh, you'd be able to go there and influence the polling. If your
kid goes there? Is he gonna go there? That sounds like it.
Yeah, what does that mean? He hasn't come out and said yes,
I'm on, So it sounds like he wants to go there. Is he
gonna have a press conference? Like here on Bill? If I like pull
three hats out and then well you know I decided Danny, good weekend,
Yeah, not bad, not bad. Stephanie uh is here and uh,
Stephanie had quite the weekend. Yeah, I had an uberhaul and then I
had a drive to get my card on my bicycle. Yeah, because I
saw your story, I thought it would be a good idea to bike to
my car today. How about that lane? Thought I was hurt you?
Okay, those Turk hill hills are huge. Yeah they are. They're like
straight up, they're all I mean, they're Yeah, they're a cardio.
You're on a lifter like that was intense. Yeah, oh my god,
dying. You still have new this big hill and I'm a hunger with a
headache. And apparently when your bike's down, he lay in the grass because
you're tired. Everybody keeps asking me waiting second, you went over to the
side of the road and you just like I had fell over. I had
a lad. I'm hung over with like a migraine. Any one that sucks.
Why don't you uber back to get your car? Because because why I
wanted the challenge. Apparently, wow, where was the car? Can you
say? And I live like Wayne co Holy cow? While yeah that's a
hike. Why I had some I needed the stress relief. I had some
ship go down. So some ship such as oh no, not on here?
Okay, so where were you the beer garden? Not the beer Garden.
What's that the project beer Project? You left it at the mall?
Yeah? Okay, what's in the mall that you can go? Just like
a place to leave your car if you're meeting up. Oh I got You
didn't go to champ Spark and ride. You met up with someone and they
didn't give you a ride home? Yeah? It was a night. Wow.
Yeah? Oh man, Well I guess I I'm sorry. I didn't
realize I left the place I was at in an uber. Yeah, at
of frustration. Yes. See. You know what really sucks is like if
you get mad at somebody and you need an uber, you can't leave with
emphasis because if you do, then you're outside the Yeah. Yeah it was.
It was intense. So I needed that stress relief. I wanted to
do the bike ride, and you got more stressed out. It's your goal.
How many how many miles it is? How many miles was it?
I don't know, Maybe like it's twelve a lot twelve miles. Yeah,
and I don't do cardio. But there's other ways than that Turkill road.
You realize it, Yes, there is there are you could could have gone.
I don't know. Jesus, never take the back rods on a bike,
tickle water taxi on the canal. Maybe yeah, no, I don't
think they do that. What happened and you didn't throw up or anything?
Did you you run into someone's yard start pukin? Well? Was it was
close. I had to lay down. I was like laying down. People
like, Okay, I'm like, go sit up. But I still put
my bike there on the side of the road. You're getting a ride.
I need a ride. I'm step in the eye. No, I had
my helmet, these glasses on. At least you were safe and wore a
helmet always. Yeah, but it wasn't those hills like professional bikers. I
feel like they're like got to do those that's hard. Yeah, that is.
I've often wanted a thought back in the today running those hills would be
something, but I never have. I was dying. No turk killed something.
Yeah, this this is something all those farms of like cheap and shredded
wheat and cannon dagwood. There's right right down to the like I think one
of the the toughest grades maybe in the United States. I had a guy
who lived across the street from me. He was a professional cyclist, had
trained an Aspen. He was part of the bud Light team. He would
bounce on his bike on a Sunday morning and crank out ninety five miles and
go down there and do these hills like two or three times and then come
back. And he said, it's it's one of the steepest grades. I
don't know where. I think it's down below Bristol. I heard about it.
Does he even great legs? Maybe I should just start doing this?
Yeah, he moved. The guy looked you know what, He looked like.
He was in shorts ones, and I was like, holy shit,
you look like my kids action. You know how well the action figures their
leg muss like. His upper body was more thin and wiring, but his
legs were like, man, I don't even like driving all the way out
here. Instead of he could have been like the guy at the Boston Marathon.
They would see this on money, crawling to the finish line. No,
the guy that went in somebody's yard and took a dump. Oh I
didn't see that, and they caught him on our door. Sometimes you can't
help it, you know what I mean, You just can't down. Did
he at least have the bag with them? I don't think so, or
something to wipe the arbell TP. Yeah that yeah, that's the thing you
do need. Like that's where you have to have a fanny pack. It
would never use a fanny pack, but if you can do a marathon,
I would recommend a fanny pack and shakes loose after twenty six point two miles.
I know what do you mean? Well, I feel batter. That's
a good stress relief exercise. Yeah, it did relieve the stress some of
that. You had a lot of stress then, huh I had a weekend
from hell? How how does it? It was aspect of life. I
was a kid fucking hammered with the kid, so kids, family, real
estate, alcohol man. Yeah, well that's the only what's what could happen
with the kids? They didn't listen, they didn't have I can't say a
horrible shit. I saw one Moana lawn or something in trouble. Oh that
was punishment creative. Let's say he found a way to get around rules.
Okay, that's smart. That's a smart smart sign of intelligence that Oh yeah,
well that's no. Like the problem is like you can't you You're never
gonna be able to control that shit. This is why I have this theory
that will never have a great guitarist again. It's done really because well,
because guitarist would just sit in the room and practice over and over. Right.
They were these introverted, weird, introverted, weird kids, and they
would just play guitar over and over and over. And now with the proliferation
of porn everywhere and you can get it on your phone and everything, what
guy's gonna lay in the room. They're definitely not playing guitar. Yeah,
they're doing solos, but not Yeah, well you should have made care too,
laying in the grass like that. Anybody see that there was six people
attacked by a fox in Brighton? No wait wait he got the six people?
Six people on holly Vale Drive. Well it must have had rabies.
It had to have. But they say that that in the middle of the
day. I usually if you see a fox during the day, it's a
rabbit fox. I remember I used to see him on Park Road. Yeah.
Sometimes maybe not, Maybe it's just trotting through. I remember seeing one
trot through a cut through the pool fence and then out the other end,
just trotting along. And you know, you never want to go near them
because you don't know. Does anybody remember that lady in Ithaca that made national
news where she got attacked by the fox? She's s outside. You didn't
see the video? Remember the video that was Ithaca? She was out talking
on the phone. All of a sudden this fox comes running out of the
woods and just attacks her. What does the fox say? Mama? I'm
glad I didn't get attacked by a fox? You know I probably should have
the way the weekend? What come so bad? What? What possibly you
know? You want to say anything of Hey, we're all friends. Here,
we're all friends. Here's the internet. It's only the three of us
in two thousand of your closest friends. Right. Foxes are not dangerous and
usually don't attack you. But in Brighton six people, little capable, little
kid, they all got Yeah, bit by the fox. If somebody was
out grilling and it came round another attacked what they were grilling on Friday night,
I'd be so mad I didn't get on film. Yeah, wouldn't you
get attacked? I want to document what now? What happens if somebody decides,
like all of a sudden they want to move. Do you have to
disclose that there was a Rabbi. No, because it's just wildness. That's
yeah, that's nothing to do with that. Right. Do you have to
disclose when someone gets murdered in the house? Are you supposed to? I
don't know what the rule. I don't. I feel like you would want
to do it, because you would. Yeah, I'll tell you what.
That drops the price I'm moving in, man, I don't care. I
ain't scared a ghost or nothing. No, but I'm that's what I'm saying.
Like most I mean, even if somebody died in the house. Yeah,
we had so back in high school, we had this librarian and mister
Free. Mister Free was found dead on his doorstep, like in his house,
like right right before he was going out to the school. He was
like for work. They couldn't find him. Well, I went to his
house, try to open the door. Door stuck white because he collapsed before
he left the house. Right, My buddy Nate decided he I got a
great rate of mister Reed's house, and I bought it. He died right
there. Yeah, he still holds the house to this day. Really,
Yeah, because I got a great rate. I feel like, if we're
going to find out if you're upfront with it. Yeah, if it's an
obvious thing, what you can control and manage it, well exactly, you
know, yeah, you don't want that. Well I never knew. I
thought. I always thought it was an ethical debate as to whether or not
you tell somebody if a house had a murder happened in it. So it's
not it's not by law, but it's considered like ethical to do it.
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I mean it's crazy out there though. The
ten house, it was in West around the two seventy nine. Guess how
much I got for it? It was listed two seventy nine. Yeah,
just happened last week three twenty five. Any other guesses two seventy nine three
four h wow, holy shit, Like it's unbelievable. Who was bidding black
Rock? Like, well, you know what It's funny it is people are
getting nervous that Black rockets buying up houses in the city and are wondering are
they knockdown neighborhoods and stuff? Yeah? Yeah, people still going. People
are still going out inspections too, because that was a big thing during COVID
drop inspections. Yeah, give them everything. People were giving gift cards,
like paying their attorney fees, what if you can sell them? Now was
the time to sell? Really? It's a ship show out there. Yeah,
I feel bad for the buyers. Yeah, why we see you would
want tory, you know, all these buyers. Not enough houses, so
people are just off like crazy. Is that house worth four hundred? In
your mind? It is all day at that point? Sure, okay,
you know, wow, okay, Danny, Yeah, I'm gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait to buy herself to buy so wait, so how could that
be a shitty weekend? Then if you did that, that was the high
That's that's a great thing, right, that's the highlight. So then that
we focus on the good stuff. Beating me over the head? Yeah,
well then what else happened? You want to know? So bad? Yea?
Why because you want to tell? I was gonna yeah, because you
do, because you keep bringing it up. But if we just play bingo
and guess what happened and eventually when we get a bengo, you gotta tell
us. So I can't tell a thing with my kid, a work thing
that happened too, and then and then I was dating the guy ended and
ended. Yeah, Friday was great. Saturday not so great, that's how
I used to work in my life. How do you how do you go
from I told my girlfriend I wasn't gonna talk. How do you do a
one eighty? They just flip a switch whoever they are switch women men too
to one eight. I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared of what is weird?
The quality of people out there and what's going on. Yeah, let's
go to our mister guest, Stephan. He's date from Saturday. I know
a guy that I know, a guy that might date you, and I
owe him because he introduced me my ex wife. So it's good that we
get marked back at him. I need to date by referral. I keep
saying, yeah, yeah, date by referral. Well, how are you
dating now? I mean? I met him on in the bar? Okay,
yeah, you thought about going to church and meeting a nice guy like
my dad. I'm trying to help. What bar did you meet him?
Problem? I never go there, but we were Oh yeah, of course
he never goes there. He's there all the time. You would know Bill
never goes to did he pull? Do you come here often? No?
I approached him. That's your first mistake. That's he look like Luke Perry,
nod he Louke like Perry? Why would you were from that nine two
O generation. Women love Luke Perry and Jason Priestley back. That's why I
still have long side birds. Oh right, you do, that's right.
It was that here tells the influence, just like Luke Perry. Yeah,
I might die like Luke Perry. It's a weird time to single out there.
Do what it is? It's just weird single. It's hard. What
do you mean? It's hard? So because a lot of the good guys
are still married because they're good men. And then when they get out of
the relationship. We talked about this before, there's a phase, you get
the HORFA, so you got a small population. You're trying to find the
window after horror phase and then like or they don't have kids, and yeah,
you have kids. It's what's the post or phase phase called um commitment.
I don't know, Well, why why do you have to date anybody?
Why don't you just enjoy being you free, unencomforted? You don't have
you don't have the shitty Friday relationship person. That's why I no, I
don't need you don't need like it? You like relationship. Yeah, I
do you like somebody to call and tell talk about your day? I don't
have sacks the whole nine. Yeah, no, I got it okay,
like it feels good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you're not supposed to
be I don't sport like I don't. I'm not like that. So for
me, I want to be in a relationship when I do those things.
That's all right. Well, maybe maybe you need to take off a new
sport. Have you tried swimming? How many times did you go out with
the guy? It was I met in my april first number one? That's
a bad open. It's a bad open right there. So here we so
what is today? The twenty four third? Him? So he went twenty
three days? Yeah, and he pulled the plug. We got we gotta
play the game a litle what what what she found? I'm saying she found
out he was married? No, I pulled the plug? Oh why because
he was married? Today was wonderful. I don't know. I just he
was moody or was he was moody him off on intentionally? I guess for
things. I wonder if he does have mood stuff going on? Yeah,
either that or maybe you're just a little crazy crazy. I know, I
have like too intense. He used those words, are you may love?
Were you love? Bombing him a little bit? Oh, I got it
right, man, for real, he's at those words. I was like,
you gotta be fucking kidding me. Yeah, I know I am intense
that I don't understand. What does it mean? I like, yeah,
I don't. Our second date, we went out and we were drinking and
then we came back on the couch and I fucking blare the music as loud
as it goes, and we like rocked out and we sung. I was
like, this is fun. Like, did I see this guy on your
ig recently with longer hair and look kind of like Eddie Vetter longer hair?
Okay, wow, this guy looks like Jesus. He's a good guy.
He does have a good hair. Yeah, and I'm talking about this.
I think he's young. This is phenominal. He was your age. He
looks he looks young. He's pretty awesome. But I think I scared him
away and he got a little angry. Oh my, he would be mortified.
So we we know you'd have to all of them and see if you'd
be okay, shit, we could do that what he did say it was
too intense, though he did, Yeah, what is he likes to chill
and relax. Sometimes I'm like hyper, I'm like go, I'm also very
positive. He's like, how are you happy all the time? How are
you so positive? And you were super positive a few minutes ago, landing
on the side of the road. Right, it probably wasn't a good that
probably wasn't a good fit. And it's good to know. Now. Oh
look your day will come. Oh yeah, yeah, what so we got
into it. I don't know what has got into it? All right,
all right, time out. We'll take a moment. We'll take a moment.
We will take him off and see if you'll come on. Oh my
god, We'll take a moment and then we'll come Well, maybe we can
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Celebrating fifteen years fifteen. That's right, mul Conri's Irish Pub. We're gonna
be there live. I got to talk to you guys about this because there's
I'm coming and logistic. Are you gonna come? Men? Get there?
Yeah, only one of us can go. Yeah, you want to be
on the uh? Want to be on with us? What does that mean?
We're gonna do the podcast from there on the show? Yes, yes,
maybe that Maybe you're mystery man. Maybe what we need to do?
Yeah, it's playlist dating game game for Stephanie. They get one minute each
speed dating. I think this is it. Yeah, it's mul Conrey's Irish
Pub, seventeen Liftbridge Lane, Eastern Fairport. You come over. It's the
fifteenth anniversary. We're doing it. Yeah. Oh yeah, Well we're doing
your Cannibal Cornie speed Dating with Stephanie. Speed Dating with Stephanie. Can we
do this tomorrow? Yeah? Still all right? You show up now.
I don't know if you say what I'm looking for or like, yeah,
yeah, show up. Yeah that's the point. Yeah, well you know
what, Well, let me finish this ad. Just remind everybody that they're
celebrating our buddy, Damian m'connerie. Get over, have a couple of pints.
Uh man, it's been amazing. It's been an amazing ride for him
over there, and he's done a great job. And I remember when he
bought the place and tore it down and rebuilt actually remember seeing it. I
didn't really know him then, and uh, he's been able to put up
a successful Irish pub on the same street that had an Irish pub I know,
right, But but everybody's doing well, yeah, you know, and
that's the thing, and that's uh what's very cool. So get over there.
It'll be live music and all kinds of giveaway's and specials and a lot
of fun all this Monday, the twenty fifth four. So if you're listening
right now on Monday tonight, yes tonight tonight, and you could come over
and uh hang with us and needs and meet Stephanie. Potential suitors. Could
you be? Could you be a Stephanie intense look on Recyrus Pub see you
there and online at mulconres dot com. Oh my god, the news today
I had to come and get it straight from you. That's all. I'm
almost broken up a second. Kelly breaking up with stuff, this guy breaking
up someone slept in three weeks. Man, You go all in when you
go, don't you. Well you were saying like he went to this guy's
sister's house and he invited me as you that. Yeah, but I mean
when you went, you were like, play with the kids bedtime stories?
Yeah? Is that? Are you trying to play for keeps? You have
to ride that frottle, man, don't you know anything about racing a fucking
car? You go into the curt right, going slow out, fast in,
slow out, fast in the turns. Damn it. I liked right
into the fucking wall every time. Right. But we learned something about Stephanie
during the break. Stephanie help this is this may be the funniest thing that
I had heard, because tomorrow we'll be at maul Conreys and she said we
can do speed dating because she's gonna go over there. But she wrote a
song for the guy. Do you mind if I say that I don't know.
I did write him a song I really like. If you want to
get to the it's a breakup song. Well, hang on I'm on,
I gotta get these cameras on life. I'm missing all this shit. It's
like a The Wedding Singer where Aba Sandler's character was playing that one song.
It was Oh, I was going to write him a song, like a
happy song, and then I end up writing like a breakup song. What
Danny sing a con please? I will sing it in any key or any
style. Make it less. I could do reggae, I could do hip
hop. I could James head fel deal, have one list. I need
a listing, a listing from one of the listeners. I will let you
play love song. Hang on. All right, So it's embarrassing this guy
said you were too intense. Yep, then you I shouldn't probably not have
written with the song. So then after he tells you you're too intense,
I wrote a song, You wrote a song. Did you have any disagreements
with this guy? And he spats prior to this weekend? Yes? Okay,
So is this maybe this is how he what what do they call it,
Danny love language or something like that. Yeah, yeah, that's what's
called love language, and maybe that's how he talks. Is that possible?
I don't know. He didn't think we were broken off. Well, that's
what I'm saying. He told me Friday night, he said, he said,
I like you. I like you too much. I like you too
much, which then for you, which like, now, we just went
fucking turbot in here a world, right, it just went turbot the fucking
flames you got nitro. I like tequila, right, yeah. He hates
tequila. The smell of it makes him want to vomit. And I'm like,
so the thing that makes me want to vomit is my mouth right now,
because well that usually tequila doesn't have much of an odor or anything.
He's he was like, oh, tequila from your breath. So I'm like,
should we just break up right now? Because I'm like a tequila girl?
And he's like, no, I like you way too much. Okay
Friday night, Okay, all right? So we said that, all right,
So but he didn't think you broke up after Saturday? Yeah, after
I left. So what's the problem then, I mean, I don't want
to be start think it's out about that, Like he kind of flipped out
at the debo card story. We're broken for good, just an out before
like we never ever You're a lot. You're a lot. We just no
because this whole thing, like I know, but maybe you need to just
relax a little bit, let the ship work itself self out. I want
to read your lyrics so hard. Give the lyrics to do because I want
to list. There's a line in the breakup, so they don't ride.
I'm black that anymore. I want to see if you do. I want
to see you do. You know you're not like you're like a rabid fox
in Brighton. You get can't shake off all of a sudden. There's it's
like it's like this story right, No, it's gonna take me that.
I thought it would be a good idea to bit to my car today.
God dying for the sun about half you're about to see something truly terrifying,
Stephanie Eyed on a date. That's a fox sneaking up on a woman in
her front yard. From this angle, you can see the attack. She
sneaks up on a guy unsuspecting in its front yard. She kicks the fox
over and over, but the animal keeps coming back. Stephinitely just keeps coming
back. I got edit that to being cougariting her legs and scratching her arms
if sighting him scratching. She loves tequila. The smell of tequila is making
him sick, and she tries to break free. The more I tried to
get him to leave me alone, the more voraciously he came after me.
Yes, he just wouldn't just reverse instead of he she yeah, and this
is a man speaking. I try to get her to leave horaciously, she
came at me. It's like a Natos stop. And my fear was that
he was going to trip me up and I would fall and he would attack
my face, attack your face. The fox won't give up. He slashed
into my the fatty part of your hand, right between your thumb and your
fore finger, and I tried to rip him off. I tried to swing
him off, but then her neighbor shows up with a stick. Yeah,
at last, it took two retreats stept he ran away. That's called intensity,
Like you know how people play the game, like the art of seduction.
If you will, okay, I'm just real, I'm like I'll hate
you. I'm just all right. I don't play the game. Is that
one of the lyrics. I almost spit my water up. So do you
write songs for every guy? After a breakup. No look without Without my
second breakup song. And I've written three love songs. Well look at this
tale, wow swift. You can make a lot of money. I know
some are pretty good, but then I've deleted them. Why why, oh
yeah? Can you reade a song about Greg? Why? Why? Why
not called the hair? Either gregor Bill? We don't care who the opening
line? Opening line? Is this a country song? Yeah, okay,
it is. There's cameras. I don't trust them. I gave it too
fast. I didn't hold back. I poured me real strong. Can poured
me real strong? That is definitely a country song. Yeah, well you
see? Okay? Can you could you read line? Please read the line.
I gave it too fast, I didn't hold back. I poured me
real strong. Do you want Hank Williams Senior or Hank Williams jo This is
so embarrased. I gave it too fast, didn't hold back. I didn't
hope. I heck. I poured me real strong. I pulled me real
strong because I know the world. I won't when I won't. It's so
bad. What's the next line? We went back? You're already this far
in. You gotta go the whole fucking way. Come on, but I
get to move after that, You're not. Oh, you don't have to
move, not at all. You don't think that. I liked hearing up
like embarrassment. Laughter, laughter is the best. And I said, now
I felt real deep. But that's the problem because it didn't last long.
Now I felt real deep, but you didn't go deep because it didn't last
long. Home, and now I'm smoking this ball home. Oh, no
songwriter though, Yeah, okay, so you write these lyrics? Yes?
And then right it's a release. Yeah, well it's supposed to be.
They tell you like to write a letter and never send it right. That
girlfriend said, why did you send it? So you sent this guy the
lyrics? Can I just tell you right now as a guy, as a
guy in a single. Yeah, that's fucking insane. If I got Danny,
you get song lyrics, I'd be like, gy, can I keep
these? Wait until she breaks up the show and write one about the show
you had me? I don't know that, terrified, No, no one
will name me. See. I guarantee you. I guarantee you. By
by summer you will have a full time boyfriend. Things will go well like
a normal person. Yes, yes, he guaranteed normal boyfriend. Well,
someone you could tolerate. That's not a ring. I think you see the
other way around. I think you someone I could tolerate her. Well,
yeah, like the intensity? Yes, yeah, why do you what is
that? If you know that? If you know that right? If you
know that is it? Are you trying to prove something? I don't know.
I just love real hard. I do that with my kids too.
Is that why they got in trouble this weekend? You love them too hard?
Yes? I had to lay the hammer down. Yeah, we don't
even know. Definitely the hammer ride. Yeah. I think you should call
this guy? Yeah, I think we should should all call. Didn't looked.
He hasn't even responded. No, I know. Nope, what if
we why we called from Kevin's phone, he won't suspect it, and then
we'll all have like an intervention for both of you. Right here, I'm
bilified. We really like the guy so much so you wrote a song for
him, and he didn't think you were broken up. I don't see the
problem. And then I made it clear, like he got so cranky,
was all right? It was just the first time he had gotten this cranky
with you. Third time. Oh there's a pattern, Stephanie. I don't
want to say thing bad about him. Well then yeah, done, move
on, you'll get over it in a week and a half. Yeah,
he told me he wasn't fully over his axe, so we had a discussion
about that. Yeah, so you're the rebound. Yeah, I guess.
Okay, all right. He's like, I didn't plan on meeting you,
but we put it off. So it's kind of like a weird yeah spot.
And by the way, it doesn't mean that it's ok. You could
wind up taking a like a two weeks sabbatical and then you come right back
to it. That's even more moody and crazy. Like he was like yelling
at me like that, do you feel like you couldn't I was like,
do you feel like because a lot of women do this, do you feel
like you could have changed him and that's why you miss him? Say that
makes me Because he's like, you don't respect my OCD. I's like,
I do. I haven't said anything in three weeks, but I I feel
like, if you're gonna be forty five minutes late for something to just go
check for a debit card, maybe you should just go to the party.
Okay, I mean, yeah, that seems like a normal, reasonable,
reasonable thing. Yeah, what do you mean by change? You thought you
were women like to like like take a guy. It's a I could mold
him into my own image. Yeah, yeah, I don't want that.
But if somebody has like a problem with something, Okay, okay, okay,
Yeah, I didn't try to change anything. Oh maybe one other thing
of him, but that was I can definitely not say this. Would you
check get it? Yeah? But I was like, I don't know you
should do that. Happen like to died you used to dip. I had
this. This is a pickup life is how you said date? This is
funny. So I would I would go up to guy, he's in the
bar, and I'd be like, hey, do you have a dip?
One or two things would happen. Will you marry me? Or get the
funk out of here? Just disgusting. So I like a weeded through all
these guys and I'd have a guy give me a dip. And that's that's
my line back in the Oh my god, way back, Oh my god.
Okay, checking in Doug Phelps and this sends up first wants to be
on the day over. Are you over sixty five? Sorry, Doug?
Yeah, that's his that's his willhouse. What are your yeah, what what
would be your standards? What are you looking for? The guy? If
we were gonna, if we were gonna do the day, want the right
guys to show to want I might have a list? You have a list
you wrote out? Yeah, you want us to sing the list? Oh
god, I could just read it. This is bad. Wait, you
have it on your phone? So our pictures on our pictures. How do
you not know it at the top of your head because it's pretty long?
Okay, all right, here we go. You want me? Yes,
Jesus, what are you looking for? This is the list? I know?
Not the list? You a guy? How do you not know the
list? Did you? I mean? I know it, but I figured
out might as well. Yeah. Well sometimes you know, you ever go
to Wagmans and you forgot something to go? God damn it. I had
the list in my head. In my head it might need a line someday
that rhymes with this, and it might be on the list. All right,
you ready, I'm ready. It's long. It's called what do I
want? It's long? Yeah, she said, Look in my head,
I was you know after the divorced, you should do this whoever he needs
to um, Okay, he's got a list and I want him to be
care about his health. I would love it if he was like a lifter
okay, attractive, strong, loves rock and roll, Understands why I need
to be very close at concerts because that's an issue I like, want to
be in the front. Loves guns of all kinds and shooting. Want him
to be loyal, honest, kind, smart, romantic, funny, motivated,
spontaneous, loves my boys and would play with them like they're their own.
Conservative, has a great family. This guy doesn't exists. Yeah he
does this. Toby Keith, what love sports? Would play with me if
I want to like anything from golf to tennis, to bike rides, hiking,
fishing, make love one necessary, fun when necessary, hold hand,
small sense of looks from across the room. Wants to travel the world.
Would gamble with me, would drink with me, has enough money to support
himself, take vacations, go to concerts and sported events, emotionally available.
I just added that one, and yeah, that's yeah, that's a that's
a big one. Though. My dream would be someone that's a musician,
and I would love a guy to like sing to me and play with my
hair. That's it. Geez, that's a lot. You might need a
committee. We might have different people in Really, I feel like that's got
to exist, right. That's a lot of boxes and the likes rock and
roll, fishing guns, that's a lot of boxing oil smart Come on,
what's so crazy? Are It's not crazy? But I'm saying, like,
you know, we may have to, you know, get a committee.
That's all because you know, well an age. I don't know if I
would want to go over fifty four, it might be my cut off the
demo? Yeah, do you date? You ever date younger men? Yeah?
I don't want to do that anymore. Why maybe like three years younger?
What's wrong with? What will happened with the younger guys? Did you
go? Did you dip into the twenties? No? I think nine years
younger was? Yeah? What's wrong? That probably went great? I don't
like the pressure because then I'm like eighty or seventy one, We're gonna look
really old like at that point it won't matter. Yeah, well, I
don't know if I want to go younger. Maybe three years younger or I
heard the rule. It's half your age plus eight. That's the cut off,
half your age plus plus eight plus eight. So I'm forty three,
so let's say forty four seventy twenty two to eight that if I were single,
thirty is as low as I could go. So would that be fair
for you? Because you and I are about the same age. I'm forty,
so that's twenty eight, Okay, all right, okay, okay,
So thirties are cut off like thirty maybe thirty six and up? All right?
How old was this guy? Forty? He was one month older than
me. Perfect. This was perfect. You like rock and roll? Absolutely
perfect. He's handy. Yeah, it didn't matter like you crank the music
and spun your hair around and did all that head bang together. That's fucking
you see. They like that's it. That's intense. That's intense. Yeah,
I'm kicking back. I got yat rock. I will believe me y'at
rock. I like Jimmy Buffett, I'll hang out THETT reggae. I'm good
that ship. You see. It's intense. I know. Yeah, I
definitely like blare the speakers in the house as loud as it go. And
I want someone who's like, how did when? How do the neighbors feel
about this? They ever say anything? Yeah? They have, like you
have quite the parties all the time Sunday night. Yeah, it's like two
in the morning. I'm like, rock two fucking morning. You crank the
music. Yeah, but we're supposed to have good insulation, right, I
didn't know they could hear there. It's not soundproof though, it's supposed to
keep the heated no noise. Do you realize, like, do you like
live on another planet? You do? Do you live on another planet?
Yes? You got. There's a lot of things going for you. You
don't need a boyfriend. You need a freaking reality show. Like when my
work's done, my party heart like it's like there was like a local producer.
Is your party by yourself? Yes? You do? I love to
clean and rock off, Stephanie. We should talk about doing a reality show.
I'm not joking real we should work on a reality show. Do you
want to do a reality show? Go on vacations alone? Yeah? I
know you think people would watch? Yeah? Yeah, they watch your instagrams?
Right, yeah, and you're in you're what are those other things?
The tik taks TikTok's tik taks. Listen to you? What were we calling
Stephanie's cougar corner. No, I have fun every day. I'm very positive
and happy life, all right, And I like the IDEs of March in
April and May and you and July and well that she'd have to decide that,
determine that. But that's like my ex husband his world. Yeah,
right, he would love me to get remarried again, ditch the name,
like he wants the separation. He does because we get along great, But
I can say what I was gonna see. You were too intense for him,
weren't you. No, we got a lot great, we still do.
Yeah, I'm sure. But yeah, all right, well I don't
I don't know. Okay, Yeah, he would like you to get a
different last name. He doesn't want you associated with your No. I just
think it's like because he gets he's sick of getting asked, where's your sister?
That's a reason, or hey what you know, where's your what?
Your wife's selling houses? You not making enough money selling cars? So I
think because the name, it's just a constant reminder of the divorce. Okay,
So that's what he means by the way, like people have to be
I know they're curious to stuff, but that's really kind of I don't want
to get asked all the time. But it's really forward. And I don't
think people knew that you had separated. I don't think people did. I
don't. I mean, you're going to have a decree, right, don't
You don't come out and say, hey, world, So I mean I
understand that. So it would just be easier if I'm selling houses on a
billboard it says Stephanie so and so got more like, well, why why
didn't you go back to your maiden? Is it what you're raiding? Because
i'd paratore and then remarry. It's four different names. Licensing seems like a
pain. And the ad I got you like Mac's wife went to the same
thing, and by the way, to my wife, she's a known name.
You're a known face from all the ads and stuff. My face it's
not the name though, Like when people see me out, they recognize my
face, not necessarily the name, so they know the name. I'd yes,
yeah, and that's what they associate you with. I know. And
then he's just saying, you're too intense for my business. He's gonna lek
staff wars wrong. Wow, speaking of intense, you know anybody wants to
fight. No, I was waiting for you to break it down. I
missed it. I'll tell you why. We'll get into an inmate. You
have problems this weekend? Two, I did not. I had a great
weekend. Oh just doing nothing awesome and you missed the fight. Yeah,
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got Fano cool name, yeah, the Edge cool name. Yeah, that's
like the coolest name. And then you go Larry, Yeah, Larry and
Adam. It's like, what the fuck not just Larry Larry Mullen. You
know, So you have now been corresponding with the guy yes, from the
date you want me to read it? What's up to you? Look,
here's the thing. It's like, I don't want to embarrass you. I
think you can kind of at this point. I think you like having fun
with this. I think you do. I think there's a part of you
that sees the humor in it and that you don't. You know, we're
therapeutic'll be doing at the end of the night. So I send him the
song and you responded yeah. Four hours later. Huh. I haven't felt
good in a while. This has only made me feel worse. I'm sorry
things didn't work out. I'm mostly it's mostly my fault, I know,
but I am who I am. You're a great person who deserves better than
me. I hope you find what you're looking for again. I'm sorry.
Then I said, oh lord, I'm on the podcast. I told them
they want you to call in. This is so sad. My heart is
broken. He goes, I'm definitely not calling in. Yeah wow, And
then I go, I feel like you just wanted to push me away.
Maybe I'm wrong, and he just says, take care of Stephanie. Can
you ask him one question? No? What can you ask him one have
you found book? Have you found your debit card? He did his pants?
See? Really? Yes? Where everything else? Where did his pants
go that he couldn't find? He changed earlier in the day, they left
them intell, glad we solve that riddle. All right? Well, well
that would have been a nice way to get back in. Yeah, you
know, that would have been a nice way to get pick in. I
liked what you're thinking. Yeah, see, yeah, I'm trying to help.
Yeah, yeah, what the hell take it from a guy who's been
in Yeah, trying to bring it back to him for a long time.
I got my boo. I'm all good. I'm feeling if you don't try
so hard you have somebody else. You gotta let the men come to you.
You gotta just put your feet up on the desk. Always come to
me usually. Yeah, just like this guy, except with him. I
talked to him at the bar and we just kept talking. Yeah. But
I'm just saying, like, but it just happened. Yeah, I don't
happen again. Just happened, dude. I don't have a problem meeting people
at all. Problem not that it's just when I do fall then I go
hard. That's the problem. Sounds like that happens like after like it's just
like no, I think, like, all right, when was the last
time it didn't happen for you? What do you mean, like where you
didn't fall hard? So I've done some dates and okay, okay, okay,
all right, all right, that definitely happened. Yeah, And how
do they feel? Did they get weird? Fall in love with me?
And then I'm like, no, I'm just sorry not that into you.
It happens if I don't feel it. Yeah, I know I neated this
ups driver and he had it bad. I'm sorry. What Brown can do
for you? Wow? Yeah, he said he got it, he had
it bad. I'm pictured that van hamlets for teacher. He pulls up in
his ups truck. I got it bad, so bad, I gotta pull,
I gotta hang. I got delivered. All right, Well there you
go. Yeah, it don't work. Be fine. I think that I
think you still got a shot with this dude. I think so, I
do. I think so. I think you give it Like a couple days,
I ended it because I don't want someone like explodes. Well then that's
what you got and then done done, moody, cranky, move on.
Yeah, I told I've been moody. I've been told people are tough for
me. I like positivity, yeah, like good energy, good looking Rochester,
just happy people. Yeah. Yeah, yesterday was the fight and I
was gonna Yeah. I didn't know anywhere that was showing it. I didn't
really feel like going out, so I look on pay per view eighty five
dollars for the fight ruined. They were only thirty I was considered expensive.
I go, I'm not I'm not paying eighty five bucks. Remember when you
do all that research on Reddit and you couldn't find a stream on Reddit somewhere.
Oh, yeah, that's true. I probably Yeah, you know what
though, you don't want to do that because you cant. I didn't feel
like I didn't feel like I almost I almost called to you to go to
you know where I can get it. And then my son knows all the
ways around, and I was like, hey, I just which one,
Jordan, So I watched it. I watched a documentary on on Reggie Jackson
or I almost watched that last all right. It was okay, Yeah,
it wasn't bad. I just remember as a kid Yankee Stadium, you know,
I was little, I was like seven eight years old going there,
and he was the biggest talk of the you know, oh yeah, he
was the straw that Wow, he said that, and then he explained what
he meant by that. Yeah, he was just more he didn't mean it
that way. And then you know, Budson, Hey, yeah, maybe
it was misquoted for three freaking pages, but the uh I watched, so
I did see the highlights of the fight. Like right away, I get
a call. It's about midnight. My phone rings. It's my thirteen year
old son. He goes, you thought Garcia was gonna want he just got
knocked out. I go what, He goes, yeah, he just got
knocked out. I said, how do you what are you watching fight?
He goes, no, I'm just watching social media. I told you that
Davis was a better fighter. Davis Davis is shorter, you know, and
and Ryan Garcia is a taller. He's like five to eleven. The other
guy's five to seven. If you watch the fight, that Davis is an
amazing fucking fighter, just in terms of the way. I mean, there
weren't a lot of punches landed in this fight by either guy, But you
watched the mistake. If I'm I watched the highlights on on YouTube, and
to me, the mistake was uh for Ryan was going going for that knockout.
He kept coming with hooks and he was missing, Like Javonte Davis would
come around and he would do like a roll a slip, but this he
couldn't connect. And then he was connecting. But in the second round he
got knocked down. And it was one of these ones where all of a
sudden, he came he and he left himself wide open and Javonte Davis slipped
a punch and came right up with a fucking hook to the face. I
mean, you'll see pictures everywhere. His whole face is smushed in and it
knocked him down. It's the only the second time this kid's ever been knocked
down the fight ever, Yeah, I wish I watched it. It's a
great it's a great fight. You go round. Did he get knocked out
the second No, so it's not really it's it's a technical knockout. Oh
so so what it was the seventh round? So in the second round he
got knocked down the sixth round. To me, from watching the highlights and
stuff, I really thought that was Ryan Garcia's best round. And he's here's
the thing, is you ever try to lose weight? Yes, I don't
mean I don't. I don't ask out like everybody, right, everybody that
what did you just say your problem? No? But these guys are I
mean, they're fighting at one hundred and thirty five and Garcia normally fights at
one hundred and forty. And he said, my legs, it's just that
you would think that that little bit of weight you ever lose, like five
pounds, it doesn't feel like enough if you're dying. Trust me, you
know what I'm saying. It just doesn't doesn't I appreciate the loss. It
feels like a lot to me with five pounds. Yeah, okay, okay
for these guys, you know they're going they're fighting at one hundred and thirty
five. He's one hundred and forty, you know where he normally fights.
That felt like a lot. It felt like, he said, I felt
a little weak not being at my weight, which is funny because you go,
it's only five pounds, but that's a lot in those guys. I
mean, these guys, what are the percentage of body fatist like next to
nothing sound muscle? Yeah, right, and it's probably water weight and so
you're lean and so all those things like you dehydrate your body to get down
to wait and all this. So I think they were saying, like the
maximum could have been they agreed on was one hundred and thirty six pounds,
and I think one was one guy was one hundred and thirty five, and
I think Garcia, who's five eleven, came in at like one thirty five
and a half. Okay, you know, so when you think about that,
to your point, that's a lot, Yeah, it is, and
so your dehydrates uff. So he in that sixth round, he wan,
he fucking landed some great punches, and then in the seventh and he I
couldn't you couldn't see from every angle. I finally found a one angle online
that you could really see what happened. But it was one of these where
again Davis kind of comes under and he's swinging over him, and then they
kind of tie up, and then all of a sudden, like they pushed
back and he catches him right here, like right under the rib. Yeah,
And it was one of those delayed stings and all of a sudden,
here comes Davis. He's keeping the jab out and he goes down to one
knee, and I think he knew that. Yeah, And here's what he
said after the fight in the ring. You said to him Gray, like
you almost hesitated, like you were going to get up, you were gonna
you were what stopped you from And how close did you get up? You
know, how close did you come to getting up? Uh? I was
close to getting up for sure. I mean, I ain't got no excuses.
I'm just gonna get up. I got no excuses. I think the
wind got one of the One of the worst things you can take is a
shot, a body shot. It's the worst you ever get to win.
Knocked out of you. Yeah, several times. Yeah, yeah, ever
not by people. It's a hard to recover. And then and it's one
of those that doesn't hit you right away. It's like all of us,
you're you're there, and all of a sudden it's like, oh okay,
it's an unbelievable Yeah, the worst. You're one of the three worst pains
you can feel. I gotta think, like this kid is Davis. He's
just got a better fighting IQ in my opinion, and he he hits hard.
So is he gonna Is he the number one contender now for the championship.
Well, so this this wasn't a championship fight. I know this wasn't.
Uh, and he's already won a championship. Problem with him is he
may go to jail. Oh, well that'll he might win a championship.
There, may go to jail. He's got legal troubles. He's set to
be setting on May fifth. That's like in two weeks in Baltimore where he
pleaded guilty to four charges in connection to a November twenty twenty hit and run.
Take so fucking long to get these things done, left four people injured,
including a pregnant woman. Well that'll do it, and the judge presiding
over the case already rejected a plea deal that would have avoided jail time for
Davis and Loew of house arrest. So I don't know what's gonna happen with
this guy. Maybe he'll come back better. You can do more train in
jail, yeah, potentially, Yeah, yeah. I mean you gotta be
really disciplined because you're not gonna have your coach and you're not gonna have the
freedom rhyme to well, no no protein and take him jail here is pretty
good I want to ask you a question though, because you you know boxing
pretty well. I mean you you you train it and everything else. Like
they tell NFL quarterbacks before the season, don't go in chiseled, put on
some fat, put on some weight, because because you're gonna be taking a
lot of hits. Yeah, and you want to protect your bones and muscles
and stuff. Where like Colin Kaepernick would go when chiseled, and then you
know, they said that that's not how a quarterback is supposed to look.
Now when it comes to fighting, I know you have to maintain a certain
weight, that's the problem. But I mean, if there if there's some
truth to that, like, hey, I could go up a weight class
if I put on some you know, well look at the heavyweights. Well
yeah, look at Larry Holmes. He didn't. The only one he looked
like he was sculpted out of like play. Yeah. The only fighter who
looked like he was chiseled was holy Field. Everybody else was kind of like,
yeah, he had a little bit of a weight. These guys were
like and this Ryan Garcia, he could be a model, Like he's that
good looking at the guy and Davis is just he's you know, he's short,
but man is he powerful. Man. That was some shot right to
the I mean, you got to see it. It's so funny to watch
these guys because you know, you're told you can see it everything. When
you're boxing, you want to keep it tight and on the you know,
on your ribs. A lot of guys will rest there because you want to
protect all that stuff. And even just a little bit outside. These pros
kids, they're so quick. Oh man, idiots fast, I mean fast
with that and powerful like boom, and you just watch so you didn't.
I didn't even know what had happened because all I could see was Davis's back,
which is a mural because he's got all these tattoos and stuff. And
then, man, he just watched. All of a sudden, Garcia went
down to a knee in the seventh round and that was it. Now in
the nineties, did you did you see all the fights that happened? Like
my father and my uncle would buy all the fights. So my favorite fighter
was a guy I got to meet. He's now dead at Buffalo Bill's training
camp because he came here to promote his son. I think his son was
fighting maybe at Seneca, Okay, years ago, Marvis Marvel and Marvin Hagler.
Okay, yeah, he died like two days after his COVID shot or
something like that. It was weird, yea, but he is Uh.
To me, he was technically the greatest fighter. And I still think,
uh, the fight that I remember was him and Sugar Ray and Sugar Ray
one. And I've always said that in the last thirty seconds, like when
I'm like, we're just doing bag work, right, and I'll go,
We'll do three minute rounds and bags and I'll start screaming in the last last
thirty seconds and press the judges and press the judge. That's where I believe
Sugar Ray one because he could do that footwork. Yeah, and he could,
you know, make all these moves, and in that last thirty seconds
they gave it to him, and to me, it was like a draw
if nothing. Harmos, Marlon and Haglert to me was like he was that
good. I remember, like my father and my uncle buy all these fights.
So we watched I watched Tyson, We watched Riddick bow and at Vander
Holyfield watched Tyson holy Field fan man and Tyson getting his Tyson biting off Holyfield's
ear. Like all the classic fights from the nineties, we watched all of
them. They were fantastic. I mean, my father one time went to
watch I think it was during a weeknight. They had Tyson against Spinx,
right, and he goes, all right, so I'll see you guys in
a few hours. Forty five minutes later he's back. Yeah, the fight's
over Tyson one in like ninety eight seconds. It was. That was the
super fight. That was like the super fight. Yeah, build the super
fight with Haggler. Haggler was great because he was long and skinny. He
wasn't that and it was all hips, it was all leg That power he
had was amazing. That was he was my favorite fighter. That's it.
Not to bore everybody, no that no, I yeah, sorry, but
that I love to talk box like no I I I'm a big fan and
I'm disappointed, but I just I go eighty five dollars for fucking you know
what I mean? Did you well? Did seem like ad for that?
Yeah? Have you ever seen the thirty for thirty where the No Moss fight
between Sugar Ray Leonard and um oh gosh yeah cha yeah right, and like
they go through all the and so they finally get the two of them together
at the end and Sugar Rays like, so what happened that night? And
Chavez just goes on for like twenty minutes for with excuses and they just shut
him down. They just they kind of have his voice playing in the background,
and Sugar Ray they have a voiceover because yeah, I already knew it
was just like I beat him and he just didn't want to admit it.
Never let him up. No, But I can't believe people in the press
conference were actually saying that he quit rather than like Sugar Ray like made him
quit. That blows my mind. Well, you know what, it is
interesting? You see this right, It made me think of something because I
saw something on I'm flipping around Saturday morning and I see Fox News and I
laughed at this story. And I should not have laughed at the story.
But apparently in Wisconsin, fourteen year old girls after swim class or in showering,
but they kept their bathing suits on when they showered, and they the
way Fox did it, it just made me laugh. And they said that
a transgender eighteen year old with male genitalia about this came in. But it
was the way they said it, a big eighteen year old and I started
laughing the way they said it. But apparently he went in and showered in
there. Yeah, Now, no one can determine if this was a real
chance gender or if it was somebody. They were even eluding that maybe this
kid was making it up to get in there. Who knows, and he
started, uh, oh, I didn't hear that. Yeah, I already
just showered, had his back to the girls, and then turned around and
they had full Maybe there was another situation where a dude was playing with himself.
But I will say, like I I don't care what anybody does,
and the life as a human being is tough enough. I mean, we
just watched Stephanie's writing songs for guys. But but I don't care if you
if somebody wants to transition. I just think that maybe we need to have
a place for just you. And I know people get very upset and angry
about this, but I go, you got fourteen year old girls, who
I mean, that doesn't seem no, that's not right to me that you
would go in there and sorry, well you're you're genitale hanging out. And
then the other thing is I think there was a bill that no Democrats supported
in the legislation to keep biological men out of women's sports, And I go,
well, you just watch two men in a ring, right fully developed
man. It's just it's braun over right. I don't think that's fair.
I don't care. You want to you want to transition. I don't have
a problem. I don't have any prob whatsoever. I know. I'm sure
there's many arguments as to God made it as perfect. I understand, but
I can't get in that person's head. And I don't care. But I
don't like the count I don't like it. I don't you want you want
an example of of like, okay, take the women's Take the women's soccer
team in the United States. The US women's soccer team right best in the
world. So before the last World Cup, they scrimmaged a private school of
boys from Dallas, Texas High School and the boys beat him like seventeen nothing.
Shut up, true story that at all. I don't shut out.
Well, look it up. I've never heard of look it up. I
never heard that. Yeah, just it just goes Yeah. I'm just saying,
like bigger, faster, strong, it just seems UN's point. That's
my point, right, that's my point. That's not don't you lift and
stuff? Yeah, okay, that's my point. It's just it's not fair,
right, And I'm she's the best women in the world and they got
killed by a high school team. Yeah, so I mean, you know,
like that's just just shows you the difference in body type. But everything
else, well that's all. Yeah, and again I don't care, but
like you know, the whole swimming contre eighteen. You want to do whatever
you want, but I mean the sports though, that's that's a little different.
Didn't people get pissed off at Chappelle in his last special because he opened
it up saying, if Lebron James went to the w NBA went to the
w NBA, it would be one thousand and one hundred and fifty than nothing.
Yeah, you know, right right. It just it just seems unfair.
It's not fair. It just seems unfair. And like, by the
way, ESPN only had two women's uh personalities stand up against it. Well,
they have all these freaking talk shows that they all want to squawk.
Sage Steel and Samantha Steel Ponder were the only ones who spoke out against it.
Everybody else, all the Sarah Spains and the meaning kinds of the world
just kept their mouth shut. Well, I think I think the problem is
this. I think that there it gets tough because it becomes very politicized,
right, and they have a mortgage? Well yeah, and I get it.
And there's also people who don't want to get into the contract. They
don't talk about everybody else's problems and like say this is wrong and that's wrong.
But you can't even stand up for yourself. Well that's bullshit. I
what do you mean stand up for yourself? In other words, Sarah Spain
was was was a corn Was that cornel? She was a decatholte? Yes,
So you think if anybody was right? Yeah, yeah, No,
I'm just gonna well, I think people are afraid of the Yeah, it
is push back you gotta have. I mean, look, the thing is
like like Sage Steal and Samantha Ponder, aren't I mean pun intended? You
gotta have balls to stand you know what I mean to say that stuff sometimes
and have an opinion because it's not unpolls no pun intended, yes, But
I mean, but if you think about it, social media people come flying
at you. I know, I know, and I'm scared about the comments
after this one online for you. No, I don't. I think you're
gonna be fine. I think you'll be fine. I might be surprised.
I'm yourself out there. You're gonna be wrong. You might get some creepies.
I think I would think for you talking about your case, right,
you put a lot out there. I would think there's there's a guy going
I can handle her. I think there's a guy I know watching this and
goes that I am. I check all the boxes on that list she keeps
on her phone. You who gives a shit? If it's therapeutic, that's
fantastic. Who cares? But the thing is, I think there's a guy
goes I check every box and I could handle her. I think I know
where you should go date farmers only dot com. I thought about that,
but I don't want to do any apps. It kind of weirds me out,
Like where is he a farmer in Oklahoma? No, it could be
in Wayne County? We live near there. How many hot farmers are there?
Tommy Burnett? Well tonight at Macon well out all right? You know
what, we'll we'll talk to rays and Randy not not next, but we'll
see if he knows anybody. Okay, But I do have a I have
questions for you because there's a new surgery that guys are having, okay,
and I'm just wondering, Yeah, is there a height requirement? Is there
a height requirement your kid? What if you got a guy who's had checked
every boy, I would be okay with the height and he's like five five?
Oh my god, I don't know if i'd want to go more than
two. So maybe five six and up, five six and up. It's
not like the number five. Does she everything's been thirty six, thirty one.
I don't know. Well, so five six, how's all are you?
Eight? Oh? Shorter guy? Yeah? Well you're like, if
it's mister perfect and he's five to seven, I'm not gonna say no,
okay, what if he's five four? That's probably too much of a height
difference. And then Reggie Jackson thing. I laughed so hard because they open
up and Pete roses on the phone with him asking if he's coming to Cooper's
town. I don't know why he's asking if he's going, but I guess
he goes and hits parties with everybody. You can't get in the hall.
Well, he's got a store on the strip, so he goes, hey,
we want to see and he goes yeah. He goes travel and he
goes, come on, man, you're would sound like you're that big anymore.
What were you six too back in the day? He goes, yeah,
what are you? Now goes I'm like five ten And he goes,
wow, you keep going, You're gonna turn into a jockey. Oh my
god, I know it's no funny. I'm giving it. I'm doing it
wrong, But you gotta watch that documentary. All right, we'll take a
moment. I'll ask you about this surgery that guys are having to try to
make themselves more attractive. And then think about this. Have you ever tried
to set up your ex with someone else so they would get over you?
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Got little hand, little sorry to walk around till big last, got there's
no time, little teeth, platform shoes. So some guy had uh sure
surgery to make him taller. Just got that. You just got this.
This, This just rolled in. Hot guy. Some guy just said he's
five to ten. Yeah, yeah, And he said a picture of himself
and his license, saying, just so you know I'm not some type of
you know, somebody you know from did he get your it's Instagram? Oh
so he's listening apparently, or it's really crazy. No, he's got to
be listening because somebody somebody did comment on That's funny one of the earlier segments.
They said, this is hilarious. You got to get Elvio to produce
the song, to produce it, Yeah, that's Shane. And then somebody
else can't wait to listen to tomorrow drops every time I get Lvio produce up
he wants a writing credit, though, I'm joking. That made so listen
to this. There's a guy he was five foot seven, he's twenty six
years old. He went and had leg lengthening surgery. I didn't know you
could do this, Okay, I didn't realize. I'm flipping through Facebook and
I see a guy that I know and I don't want to say, and
he's standing with another guy, and I notice it just jumps off the page
to me. He's on his tiptoes to make himself taller. On his tiptoes.
Now now they're selling things that I see in the shoes. Yes,
yes, yes, we're sneakers that make you taller. And I'm like,
now, I've never had that. I've never thought about it. But I'm
not well, I'm sixty one, but I mean there's people I always wanted
to be six four because it's like the perfect type. At seven years old,
I was obsessed with Superman. When Christopher Reeve was Superman, I was
obsessed, and I knew he was six four, so I'm like, fuck,
I gotta be like Superman. Right seven, I wanted to be six
four. Now I got a kid who's sixty eight. But that's amazing.
The guy with the surgery, he'll probably feel better about himself though, Right,
but it's it's costs about one hundred thousand dollars and it's kind of incredibly
painful. Well, it sounds like he had to go through. He goes.
My goal was never to be tall. It's he was five to seven,
so now he's five ten. They added three inches him worth it?
Some women don't. I don't comprehend how they can do well. I was
always a joke for me, Like I remember a chick saying that she wouldn't
date somebody a certain height, and I would always go, how tall do
you have to be to ride this ride? Like Disney? That's all you
gotta be to ride? But five ten? And so you're right, Danny
change his world an entire year of physical therapy, like five days a week
walking with a cane. The rods were in his legs, and I think
a year later they take the rods out. His insurance paid the first ten
thousand. The surgery itself is seventy five and the kid thinks that everything physical
therapy, all of it by one hundred thousand, and the docks going.
I got a lot of guys sixty to sixty five years old coming in on
the fucking downside, right, and they got turned down by hot tall chick.
So often they're like, fuck it, I don't want to fuck off,
And that's what they do. They get the surgery that's thirty three kN
inch. Is it worth it? I don't know if you get to bang
some hot chick. I guess he just laid it out. Just get those
got inside of the mind of a man. Just get those kiss shoes,
those moon boots that Gene Simmons wears. And I have dated some short guys.
How how short? I dated five six, five, seven, five
eight Wow jockeys. David Faustino, he's like five three up to six five
is as tall as I've gone. Were the guy were the kid from Mary
with children like that was the big thing. He never he like stopped growing
in like fifth grade they all had issues though, what are the issues?
What were they angry? Are you wearing heels because I like them? Right?
Like, aren't you manly enough to be able to fucking hand? They're
not. Yeah, they're not confident. Yeah. Or are they always pick
up the like the construction booze or put the lifts in, always tippy toes?
Yeah, they're really self conscious about it. Yeah. Yeah, So
Doug Phelpson saw this on the Sixteen Minutes a few years ago. It's cheaper
in Japan. They put a bolt in your shin and then the bone grows
around it and you click your leg when you want to grow more. No,
I see what he's saying. Six three today and you do five time
tomorrow. Right. Leg lengthening is an intense expensive process. Oh, but
one that has become more popular and accepted in the last five years. Yeah,
like accepted by who, I don't know. What. Have you run
into your college roommate, you know, Yeah, you hung out all through
your twenties and he goes off, he moved to another part of the country.
He comes back, he's three inches tall. The fuck happened? Nobody
grows surgery? You would say, yeah, I think you could not grow.
But I think you can lengthen your body length if you sitting like in
one of those reverse uh those tables that I have, those inversion tables and
you just lay there like for like maybe like an hour a day, and
you might get maybe a half an inch to an inch, But you're not
growing, you're just or. I don't think people care like botox everything with
their face lip injections. I don't like most guys don't care botox Macdonnald,
like Madonna, No, that that's a botox that's scared to do anything.
I feel like people look like a lion sometimes, did you Madonna? No,
no, no Boto I let them No. Botox is a braw baby.
But like guys, I don't think Carousel women, they don't care if
he's taller. They're probably like, thanks for getting the surgery done. Like
people are shallow, Yeah, yeah, I saw so. Then there's no
height requirement for people who wanted to date you. No, but like I
can't be too short where it's like you know you're getting looked. No you
don't, you don't want to date the I really I don't think. I
don't want to go more than two inches shorter because I just don't want it
to be like Stephanie. You know, I don't want to get made fun
of as a couple all the time or something. Why would you get I
don't know, you roll around mini would Yeah, I don't want to stop
wearing heels. I don't care if he's shorter than me. If you can
handle the fact that I'm still gonna wear heels sometimes. Yeah, and the
intensity and the intensity what if you were heels and wore him in one of
those baby carriers on you put her back? Yeah, Stephane's carrying around a
guy and up a poose. But like it helps if they're like tone,
like you know, like some muscles. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I got huffy and shortly. You don't need a short fact guy
that looks like a bowling balls getting stuck from Tomorrow Night. Thanks Stefan Violet
Bowreguard rolling in like the like the big ball in Indiana Jones. So have
you ever set up an AX with someone because they couldn't get over you?
I saw this on Reddit. I once worked with two people who were in
a relationship, and after they broke up, it took the guy much longer
to get over the relationship. So the woman is acts decided to try to
set them up with other women so he would just move on. She went
online, set up a profile for him, and injected get dating online.
No, I haven't done that. No, but have you looked about it
to other friends? Like, don't you know somebody who knows somebody for him?
You know you can process that recommendation, would you? Yeah, but
that's what I'm saying. Do you give him a good recommendation? I would
be honest, what would be okay? Go on with like any X?
I don't know, I would always be honest. Or if you're a bad
break, if you put him on grinder, No, I don't do anything.
No, you don't want to do that. But I mean, like
in terms of yeah, what if have you ever had a friend come to
you and say you're dating people something doesn't work out. Let's say this this
one, that one that's fresh, this fresh one. She took a shot
right to the ribs. Yeah she got she she got Davis, Davis,
she's Garcia took a He's on a knee right now, can't get up.
Just three weeks. But it's just sad because Friday was good and it was
bad. Yeah, but you've answered her anniversary, and that's that's the bad
part. You just don't like being alone. That's the thing. You think,
that's what it is. I think that's part of your thing. I
think you like being a couple. But nobody's supposed to be alone though,
that's the thing. No, I like having someone. Yeah, I don't
think it's bad, that's what he's saying. I don't think it's bad.
And I think you get to a certain age group where it's hard to actually
spoiling some I like having someone to love, okay, almost giver. Maybe
you should get a dog. That's another thing. I'm not an animal lover.
That's got a ninety percent of the guys eight shatty dogs. I'm like,
get I'm out of it. Okay. It was single. Once this
gorgeous guy messaged me. This was back in late October. He had two
German shepherds. Was like, I couldn't do it. Why I can't do
the shetty triving cats? Get two of them? I don't like, don't
I really? So many because the hunting and the fishing, so many guys
like dogs. So yeah, kind of screwed. I really don't like shatty
animals. Why don't you get like a lab? It's great, I don't
no the shed I had and I like to travel, and let's go to
the Lago tonight, like I would go, But you don't want the dogs?
Right right? What about the dog? Right? Hate that I liked
being spontaneous and taking trips all the time. You got to put that on
the fucking list. I should no dogs. Yeah, well, let's not
love dogs and get a fish. But it does the only dog it does
make means spontaneous difficult, Yes, it does. I could go to Delago
after this, right now, get a room and have a blast, right,
yeah, the guy with a dog, I can't come with you dog?
Right? I mean that would be tough. But that this is where
like I understand too, because a lot of times, if you're going to
go do something, people do things as couples. Yeah yeah, so it's
harder to even to go to Delago. It's weird to go, of course,
right, But but going by yourself is a little weird, right,
And going with a girlfriend isn't always easy because they probably got somebody else or
a family or whatever. Because you're at that age people don always invite you.
Yes, that's weird. Yes, people will not invite you because you
don't. Yeah, yeah, there's no plus one right right, I'll own
that shit. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, I told you guys,
I would do for lawn. You go by yourself? Yes, I
don't. I don't stop living. No. Well, I think that confidence
is an attractive thing for people. Yes, I mean knowing that male or
female right, being able to all that is very important. Right, But
when you join you're in Stephanie's world, fellas, No, I'm teasing.
Well, I think that's the case. I still think you got another shout
at that guy. I don't know what was the last text that he said.
I don't think she does, but I think she does in the moment.
Take care of Stephanie. Yeah, right, because I think I think
that it stings. You seem competitive. You don't want to a competitive right,
you want it? You you want to be the one I did,
And well then there you go. I did wrote a fucking song and said
it. We got to write this song. God, we need to to
see all the songs we do. We need to produce the songs I think
we could. Maybe you got hits on your hand. Maybe you know,
maybe I much text it. Hey that song? I said, you have
goack five songs I've written? Yeah, and you sent every guy the subject
of the song got the song? Yeah? Oh fuck. You gotta call
one of these guys back to your text messages to know what they would think.
Did you say I wrote a how do you couch this? Do you
wrote you a song? Did you say that tim I wrote you a song?
Ye? And I sent it. Its title is falling in Reverse.
That's actually a pretty good Uh, it's like rising but it's not. No,
but I like that. It's a great title. Yeah, it's a
great title. You probably think that something is about until But if you have
your text history, and if you texted them deleted, deleted, okay the
old Yeah, because you don't ever want a new guy to see. Why
would you be looking through your phone. That's another thing. I'm cleaning it
out. I don't have to worry, you don't want you don't want to
get drunk one night and tech somebody out of the blue. Either. My
wife has never looked at my phone conversation. I don't see what pictures when
I was married, I never even liked going in my wife's purse. She
would say, it's in my part. Yeah. It just felt like that's
your area, that's that's hers, right. Yeah. And besides that,
you stick your hand in there. You don't know what the fine you get
a fucking bit by something Jesus. Oh yeah, I'll take a bottommost pit.
Yeah. My wife's got like four like persons, like, what do
you which one that's a clutch? Okay, yeah, I'm smaller. Yeah.
And I even hated like the baby bags when the boys were a little.
Oh yeah, it's a reminder of having to change them. I would
be strapped up and I was twins coming around. You can't just use the
litter box today. Train. I like the I like the idea that you
write the songs and then you send it to them. I'm just very curious.
Have you gotten any response from any guy for the songs you wrote?
And yeah, and that was amazing. You're so talented. I loved it.
Really are you sending just the lyrics? Okay? Not you performing in
sing I had some guy say that one I sent it after we broke up.
I like, when I was with you, I roled this. I
sent it after the fact and a break up song? Are these with you
song the other guy loved it? Are these attempts to try to get the
broken up guy back. It's just like a therapeutic release. Okay, start.
Yeah, I'm struggling though to put like the rhythm and the beat.
That's the hard facts. You gotta give it to me. I'll figure that
out. I think we should. One guy was a musician. He's like,
oh, I like that. It was like, there you go,
yeah, love letter. It's I thought it's romantic. It's a love but
it's like an song because the chorus repeat. I got to be an honest
with you. I've never had a woman right a breakup. I would find
that weird. I mean, anybody do you have? You you had?
I know you dated, you dated a lot? Yeah, I do?
You dated a lot? I did? I wrote actually a song for one
of my exes. You did. Yeah, I'm saying she wrote one number
one. Nobody ever's your five? We're looking at over here. But if
you, no one ever wrote one for you? Right? No? No,
I'm different. Usually it's just a meddle finger and blocked. I get
all that. I've never had anyone do this for me. I've never had
anyone. I get that a lot when I date people. Yeah, I
know, I'm a unique being. Yeah, all right, I like spoiling
guys. Okay, I do massages the whole nine. High drive, Yes,
and high drive, high drive. Right man, get ready fellas fifth
fifth gears, that nav off. There's more. You're never gonna see it
again. No. I do do things that people will say that no one's
ever done this for me. Things you've done now, Yes, I did
something with this. I think that's the kiss of death. I think that
might be the kiss of death. Would you say to somebody? Wait,
I want to tell you this story. So he he was getting home from
work late and Friday and he's gone during the week so I won't see him
just on the weekend. And I'm like, okay, like, can you
come over when you're home. He's like, oh my god, I can't.
I like have no gas last and the gas stations around my house closed
after eleven, and I'm like they do. I was like, solution,
I put gas in his car. Oh not sweet? Yeah with that.
Yeah. I drove there with like and I didn't realize how heavy five gallons.
So wait, you went and put a five gallon thing in just come
over to your house. Yeah, I did that. I just thought it
was sweet. It is fellas, Yeah, it's sweet. How old are
you? It's like thing super sex. Maybe when was the last time you
ran out of gas? I've never out of gas? Okay. Ever,
He's like, damn it, you know what I'm saying. Yes, Like
that's a weird thing. That's a weird excuse. Shit, And I'm like,
it's a weird excuse. Yeah, Like we had an intern once,
a weird excuse, Stephan. We had an intern once who said, it
looks maybe it's not an excuse, That's what I'm saying. I'm just it
may it may not be an excuse, but that's weird that you let your
like all the way down. Everybody everybody's aware where they're Yeah, you know,
everybody's aware. We had an intern once who was a girl and she
had no idea that this guy was given her the brush off, And we
asked her, so what was the excuse. She goes, I can't date
you right now because I'm going to climb Mount Everest, and we all looked
at each other like she's so naive, Like she didn't know. It was
so adorable put like, honey, he really wasn't not a gaspot. No,
But so how much gas did you put in there? Eighteen dollars worth?
You put eighteen dollars It was a workout, no, because I know
I had like and it was sweating, profusing. I was like, yeah,
yeah, alright, I'm thinking it was exhausted and a trickle so slow
chick. Good thing I left. I'm like, oh, yeah, I
did do the air fallback. Okay, I know that, dummy, Yeah,
but it still took a while. What does he drive? What did
he What kind? What kind? You don't need to speak a jeep?
Yeah, like a wrangler. I'm not gonna say that's weird, Gladi because
she was talking about guys and trucks. A couple's calling me right now.
You gotta answer it, answers, Rich, you gotta answer it. We
won't say anything. Hello, I'm still at the podcast. We're live right
now, just so you know. They told me to answer it. No
one can hear him, No one can hear you. No one can hear
you. They just hear me talk. Yes, Oh there we go.
We can hear him. You need to step over there, Yeah, step
over there. That way. Well, we'll we'll take a break and then
that we'll talk to Racon. We'll talk to Race and Randy. I'm sorry,
that is a fucking y'all. What is going on? It's it's phenomenal
show. Yeah, I could produce. I'm a huge fan of that idea.
Yeah, huge fan of that idea. Wow. All right, Race
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about all these kind of donors and stuff like that, where you'd get him
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Yeah yeah, Rac and Randy good an evening, gentlemen, are you
doing doing well? And and and Stephanie's here? Are you doing? Do
you know what american is? Race? And Randy kind of a pickle?
I don't know? American? No, yeah, I thought it was a
pickle. No, yeah, M with an M Murican, No American.
No, it is a pubic hair wig. It could be used with a
pickle. Was back, Yeah, yep. Back in the fourteen hundred,
when they got lice, the women would have to shave and if they were
a yeah, and or crabs or whatever, and if they didn't want their
clients to know, they would get a pubiccare wag. And you can still
buy one today on Amazon. And then we had we would be talked all
about father. That's hilarious road. You'd be that for Halloween where a thong
get one? Okay, second where oh oh yeah, like peeking out around
picking out Oh my god. I remember as a kid taking light a life
saving cor and the woman it was like coming out around and I used to
always say, it looks like somebody hit a hit a spider with a fly
swatter and its legs were coming around the bathing suit. I was like fourteen,
That's all I could see in my head. Oh yeah, that was
a bush man. Who I guess, Sorry, Randy, Hey, yeah,
there's a there's a there's a picture. Can't out on my head right
now? Wow? You know. Um. I did see some of the
uh the racing over the weekend of Talladega, and I did see Blaine Perkins
flip six times. I watched. I watched that over and over and over.
How the like he walked out of there. Yeah, he walked out
of that. He was taking in the hospital over night. He's still there.
They're gonna keep him for one more day. I guess, you know,
he said he no broken bone like that, but I guess they're keeping
an eye on. I'm probably probably for a concussion sets that I would probably
guess right, But I've many times to see Overbeck and for assault. I
wonder if he even had a concussion. I mean, I don't know how
your brain doesn't get taught. You gotta see this, You gotta go online
and look it up. It was the ag Pro three hundred on Saturday,
and he flips six times his care his car bumps into somebody and it goes
airborne and then just I mean flip over and all. I was like,
Holy, is this the Busch Series or whatever they're calling it now, the
Finity Series? Ok? Yeah, yeah, you see the parts flying off
the car? Yeah it was. It was the forty ninth lap too.
I think NASA Randy has anybody's her name? Is anybody sayce Dale Junior or
sorry, Dale Senior died in a NASCAR race. Since Dale Senior now Uh,
nobody has since Senior. No, nobody, nobody there was, there
was, there was guys. There was a few drivers killed before him,
like Kenny Irwin died remember that in nineteen ninety nine, and there was um
Blaze, Alexander Gris killed to Charlotte and in a uh affinity race there back
before him, you know that he had Kyle Petty's son was killed and Hamper
dying, you know, so there was a few. But since since Dale,
Ernhard's death which really kicked up the hold of the Kyle Petty had a
sun name Adam don't remember that, but he that was before Dale. That
was before Dale. Yeah, that was before ye. Dale was the Dale
was the big Dale was a big deal. That started everybody, uh getting
more and more into the safety things with the with the Hans harnesses and you
know, the seats, the seats fitting better, and he's the closest your
head doesn't bounce back and forth in the high breast as much and stuff.
I mean, his death caused a lot the ton of him to change.
It's amazing to me because even in open wheel the safety is unbelievable. I
remember what was it a few years ago a guy was it at the Indianapolis
five hundred where he went airborne up and over the fence. And it's lucky
that he was just high enough because it's all open that it would have probably
decapitated him. That was the only like the car itself, everything was safety.
You can't predict that he's going to go up like up by the fence.
And I think it was Dan Well. We interviewed him and he died
two years later. Yeah, Yeah, he won the eighty five hundred was
killed a year later. Yeah, but I think that maybe that wasn't Weldon,
because whoever this was, they walked away from it. Okay, they've
survived it. And and that's my point. It's like it's gotten so safe.
The technology is unbelievable. You watch this thing, you go, I
don't know how the hell this kid walked away. And what happened to Daniel
Hemrick today that he happened yesterday too, happened to him yesterday. He got
that was coming to the checks, coming to the checker, he went tried
through a late block and he got hedges right and up and over he went
upside down. So what I mean that cased like a whole bunch of crap
for everybody, right, right, that was on the last lap yesterday.
That happen there yesterday, So yeah, right, And the sprint sprint car
drivers there, we've been some sprint car drivers that've been that have died in
the last few years. And I know that's what Daryl, you know,
Daryl Rhydlds drives, you know, because the sprint cars, it just happens,
you know, it just happens with those cars. They're built around you.
But you know they take a lot of when they go flipping, they
flip a ton. Well they're being being so wide open. Yeah they're not.
They're they're actually closed up more than they used to be. But still
it's just getting bounced around in the car. The biggest steals getting bounced around
in the cars. That's the biggest deals that I've seen. I mean,
I've I've seen him go through walls of over top of walls and stuff like
that. And how they know it's spending, how they land and stuff like
that. It's just it's just it's just gonna be just a freak accident that
makes it happen that happens and just hit just right and happens. Unfortunately,
hands racings. The game you were sport, doesn't matter whether you're riving a
go cart or you're driving a with the cup cart. You're gonna there.
You'll take that chance when you get strapped one Canada, you know Speedway,
you're watching that stuff. I'm surprised that there aren't more injuries than that because
they seem more open in those cars than they do in stock I'll tell you.
I'll tell you right now. You look at Justin's cart he drives.
Now, yeah, go back, go back to the eighties and look at
those modifieds, and you think then you'll be game scared, right, I
mean, but but back then they look like go carts. Yeah, I
mean they were, they were, they were, they were. They were
a lot smaller, and they were more way, more way open than air.
Now. Yeah, but now, i mean, like, seriously,
Randy, when you're looking at NASCAR, right, you got the frame and
it's all built out, and you've got the harness and all that, and
I'm sure they're way more much safer, but these are cars that they're practically
look like they're fabricated. You know, they're like glorified go carts is really
what they are. Yeah, I mean you got. The frames are much
stronger, the bodies are stronger, the mounting points are stronger. But yeah,
they're just that. You take that body off and you're telling about a
frame sitting there. It's nothing but a frame with I mean and really just
thin sheets of Yeah. I don't even know when to this. You keep
it lighter, you're well, no, I'll tell you. You want to
see something crazy, it might be I don't watch to watch the accident today
that happened with Kyle Larson and Ryan Priest. Yeah, and look at Kyle
Larson's roll bar on the passenger side. At roll top of the roll bar
usually is up against the body. The top it's bent down. It's down
about six eight inches. That's all hard they get him today. Invent that
frame, invent that cage. Yeah, you know how hard it is to
been to frame? Well, you've ever been in an accident. But these
your street cars I built like these NASCAR cars. I mean, that's the
greatest technology. And some crumple zones and stuff I would assume in there to
try to lessen that stuff. I've never heard of that though. The harness
or the neck race. Yeah, yeah, right, Well who won today?
Uh? He's like, I remember who else Kyle Busch from A from
A from A Bubba Wallace was Twitter is trying to block Ryan Blainey. Had
this race one, he would have won this race. Bubba put the block
on three times and that third time was the wrong term because Blaney spun him
and Blaney didn't mean to spend him. Maybe you really didn't mean to spend
him. Excuse me, but he hit him just right, Bubba. When
I got out of the way, Bubba got bobbed around. Blaney flowed down
enough that Kyle, who was running behind the pack, out ahead of him.
When the yellow came out, Kyle was in front of him and they
were coming to the flag and Kyle Busch when Kella they got Yeah, he
hasn't won nursince two thousand and nine. That's good when to see him win
that. So it's pretty cool. I mean, that was a good race.
There's a lot of different people eating today. Harvard had a good chance
of winning, but he had to come back for he had to come for
a fueld a couple of green white checkers, and he was gonna run also.
It took him out of the competition for it, but It's okay.
It was a good race. There's a few leaders and a couple, you
know, couple acts of two guys coming into coming into for the first pit
stops, run around right up, both of them spun aroun around a bunch
of front of cars and neither one of them got hit. How they didn't
do it, I don't know, but it was. That is amazing when
you see those drivers who just make that split seconds. It all is as
a centimeter right to the left or day right, and you just avoid these
guys and you can't even predict where they're going. It's cool. Remember the
dirt race or the guy a couple of weeks ago at Bristol when he spun
around right in the middle of the field and never got touched. Yeah,
he spun. He spun today in the middle of the field on that track
going one hundred and something miles an hour and nobody ever touched him. Man,
talk about somebody's got an angel on their shoulders. Yeah, somebody's got
that. Randy. So you predicted it, did you watch any Uh?
You predicted, but you didn't predict Kyle Bush to win? Right? No?
I did? I Kay knew Kyle would be up there, but I
thought McDonald, Yeah, McDonald was headed shot to win it, and he
got behind. But they come up and there was a line coming up to
the all side. He moved up and they just hit him in him and
wrong and wiped him out. So he took out some cars today too,
So he I mean, Joey had a chance of winning I think of it.
If he'd gotten to the place he wanted to be, got the right
push, I think he might have had a shot at winning it today.
So he was in there, he was headed that way, just you know,
like you, like I've told you before, anybody can win that plate
racing. Anybody can win there got to be the right place at the right
time and miss the accidents. Do you uh, do you know any farmers?
Do I know any a guy with a boy? They're a load of
question And I was coming out ideal, hang on, I would date a
guy with a dog. Now it's just it's not ideal. I understand.
I get it. If they can travel me flexible. Yeah what yeah,
you said, Do you know any hot farmers? Randy don't want to know.
Do I know any hot farmers? Yeah, good good looking farmers,
Randy, boy maybe but I'm not sure. But the problem is they're I
think they're amished, so you might be in I don't kill it. How
can they handle me? They didn't hand electricity nor funny Randy. Did you
watch any Homemark movies this weekend? We didn't watch any didn't Nope, didn't
watch any um nothing, nothing, not at all? This week we didn't
watch anything. Well, honey, you didn't watch Setting Up Stephanie. No,
no, I just thought of something. Somebody just reminded me that we
do no farmer my my, uh, my niece's husband as a farmer.
Oh, but it's your niece's husband. We're looking for a single farmer.
I don't know any single farmers. No, I don't know any single farmer.
I can ask him, no vio, I'm me jo, I ask
him. I mean, you look, how about single what she wants?
Hunting conservatives? How about single mechanics? You know? Yeah, I know
a few of those full teeth requirements, Yes, full teeth the list teeth
are very important. They are. Yeah, yeah, I know. I
know a couple. I know one who one he's kind of young though,
I mean, but he's right. He's a good kid, he said,
he's defined his own house and he's fixing it. He's probably twenty two,
twenty three. Oh yeah, you can break him in. That's fresh.
You can break him in room. He's really a he's really a good kid.
He's really is. He got his own house and that stuff, and
he's been fixing it up. He's a really good kid. I like him,
A good kid. Ain't know another one that works right next to me?
Another one works right next to me. He owns a race car.
He drives a race car. Candaba, Look you know you met him.
You met a bell last year. Remember you saw the car Kimmy Bourdon's car
would hit my name on him with dolphin down the thing. Yes, yes,
I don't remember him, but I remember the car, right yeah,
son, Oh yeah, there's and there's the other one there. I guess
I got about him, is u. There's a couple of guys I know.
Yeah. Can you put him in the sixth year and keep it there?
And then all right, Randy, where are they racing next week?
Buddy? That's where we're at Dover, Delaware. It's the one mile concrete
track. It was on pavement until nineteen ninety five. They believe it was
near. They went to concrete and Kyle Petty one first race on concrete there.
Um, Richard Petty had to has the most wins at Dover. It's
either him or Jimmy Johnson. I can't remember which. Now, great track
one mile used to babors sit all the way around that track. They hit
seats all the way on a racetrack and they took out a bunch of seats
years ago. I've sat all over that racetrack. It's not a bad seat
now. Um, it's fun to watch and it's really fast because and it's
not ce Meca. As a corner you actually go down and then put that
are you going to get down in the turn when you actually come back up,
I'll turn two. So it's a great, great race watching if there's
a lot of cars around, and it could take out a bunch of cars
as a bad accident. So the year I went, the first year I
ever went, there was an accident right down the front straight away and it
took out a whole bunch of cars. I think next year you got to
go to tell Dega buddy, yeah it's mine and Tracy Bucket listens, go
we want to go to that October races. When we want to go when
it's in the Chase Winston for the Chase, that's where we'd like to go
to that. I want to see. You go see the UH Alabama Texical
Motorsports Hall of Fame. It's down there too. That's a big deal of
question on Dabie Elison was our favorite. So you know he's in there,
and it's a big deal. I saw his father today on TV. His
father, and Bobby's not looking good. I'll pay you that he's I mean,
one of the great tim and his brother Donny Ellison and Red Farmer who
actually was in the helicopter with a crash with Gabie when he died. Yeah,
Red Farmer did. Yeah, Davey Daby died the next shape, but
he was but Davey was it. Daby was in a helica. Red Farmer
was in a helicopter when Davy crashed at Galladega. Was Davy flying the helicopter
himself? Yes, Davy was trying. Was his helicopter, yes, so,
but he had those three guys there, but bobbies. He walked around
on a walker and he last time I saw me was walk around fine.
So you know racing does. Back in them days, racing was tough.
It was not good as today, So no power steering hystid came out of
moonshine runners that so we got nask all right, Yeah, it's right.
More January were the best guys that the hooped up cars and better suspensions on
him and stuff like that, and grow into I'm talking right now. If
some of those guys that raced back when I first started in forty nine,
would they could race now? I would like to see the look on their
face. If I wouldn't believe Richard, I would love to sit down with
Richard Petty who started racing back in the fifty yeight I think he start racing.
I would love to sit and talk with him and just the changes he's
seen and all the stuff come from when he started to what it is now.
I've never met him. I've always wanted to meet that man. Why
don't we make that happen? If you can, please do all right,
I would love to meet him. All right, all right, Randy,
Well, enjoy the rest of your Sunday and look out for farmers if you
if you get any okay, farmers and mechanic you got okay, and Dad,
I can do buddy, all right, thanks buddy, see you guys.
There he goes racing. Don't just need a redneck. Even I like
them. I'm open to other times. They didn't you patch things up with
the guy he called? He called, yeah, and one hand, he's
like, we didn't discuss this you're talking about on the podcast. Did he
tune in because it's not um, yes, you didn't post that. Yeah,
well no, it's on Facebook live. He's not on Facebook. All
right. Well, well, I think everything's gonna be fine. I don't
even know what I said. I was like seeing Red. I'll have to
listen tomorrow seeing Red. What do you mean I was stressed? Oh?
Like you know? Yeah? Do you remember a lot when you're in like
a stressful situation, Like I don't remember. I've said so much fairest I
like, I can't believe I'm talking about this. I didn't record it.
A lot stuff goes away, all right. Well for Stephanie, who's um,
I don't know where. Maybe tomorrow, well conreys for them to be
there, be there, keep dating. No one's gonna show up for damn
BA forgiving me or on Bill Moran, we'll see tomorrow. I didn't know
what to do. I turn a TV start, not a dead