Minnesota. Goodbye, welcome, thanks for being here. It's Dave and Jenny
and I'm very flattered that you listen to this segment on the iHeartRadio app or
on the Apple podcast and let's jump in Dave and team. I hope you're
well. I just wanted to say, in the last few months, I
started listening to the radio again, I really enjoy your show. Maybe a
month ago, during the segment where you let people sore to say whatever they
want on the radio, which is probably no phone screen or Friday, somebody
called in to say they believe there are only two genders. You said you
don't touch on that topic and politics during the show. However, since then,
Drake has complimented a little girl for using them pronouns when talking about Santa
Claus, and another staff member discussed donating clothes to a trans closet in town.
Just want to say thank you for those small comments. They might not
seem like a lot, but as a non binary everyday listener, they make
me feel proud to listen to your show, and I've been I've told my
friends how cool it is that you how cool it is to be able to
support a show that shows our ship in that way. So yeah, I
mean, what can I say? Who know, we don't talk about divisive
political society things because we love everybody that listens to our show. And I'm
a firm believer and I don't agree with you, but you have a right
to have that opinion, just like your mom doesn't agree with you with a
lot of things. But I'm talking about you, Jenny. Yeah, but
you don't cancel her. You just kind of avoid it. So we just
kind of avoid it pretty much. Yeah. I mean, we try to
be very inclusive on this show, but we also try to remain neutral on
certain things, just because we don't want it to become a political show.
Yeah, because I know plenty of people who are on both sides of the
aisle. And if you it's kind of like why a lot of people don't
watch certain shows like The View or Fox News because it's just so divisive.
So we are not divisive. We are full of love and hugs and I'd
say some sparkles and a little bit of stink everyone away, a little bit
of stinko. Yeah. Ah, all right, here we go. We
were talking about drunk test test texts, and Andrew tells a story about that
one. I'm gonna get right to his Naughty Tuesday story even though it's Wednesday.
Naughty Tuesday. What did we fuck up against? Now? My wife
and I used to sneak off to the upstairs utility room and the truck stop
we worked at. There was no cameras outside or up there, and every
few shifts we take a lunch together and go have sex in the utility room.
We now talk about it when we were feeling frisky, like, hey,
I remember the time in the boiler room. A wink dart lick dart
lick. That's from our buddy Andrew in Ohio. So you don't talk about
the most unusual place that you ever banged up against. I'm all for it.
Yeah, send us an email Happy hump Day. Please don't say my
name is one of my questions about my personal finances. I need some advice.
I tried to keep it as short as I could. Okay, So
a lot of these are it is literally four long paragraphs of messaging, so
and I haven't read it in advance. And the funny thing is a lot
of the time when I start to read one without reading it in advance,
I get in and I realize it doesn't need to be that long to be
honest with you. So I'm I'm not gonna do that one here. I
will do it later, So thank you, and forgive me for not because
I really want to read it in advance. Next one, go ahead and
say my name it's Mary al because I love attention and I'm the funniest person
that I know. First thing, yesterday, I had a harder day than
usual, being that someone stole my nice ass bicycle from my apartment garage and
I had to confiscate fart spray from a student at school after he sprayed it
all over me. For context, I'm a dean, not important to the
story. I just like to brag. So there is dean and they had
to confiscate fart spray. That's funny. Hearing your best lyric, which I
said yesterday was and in the end, the love you take is equal to
the love you make instantly brought me to a piece that is long. That
as that instantly brought me to piece as that too, has been my favorite
lyric since high school. Automatic Daymaker, Thank you. I think there's so
much packed into those, like ten the little words, and I really love
that and it's from a Beatles song called The End. Second Thing. My
best friend in the whole world had a challenging journey with her current pregnancy.
It's not my story to tell, but she listens to the show and podcast
religiously, so I was hoping you could shout her out by answering this question.
What is your best and worst baby named suggestions at the moment for a
girl, Okay, Jenny, I haven't put any thought into it, so
best for a girl. Worst for a girl, I would say best would
be this is personal opinion. I love the name Cameron, I don't know
why. Yes for a girl actually, And then worst, I would say
Ruth. I worked with a Ruth when I was working out this kind of
like diner type of restaurant as a busgirl, and yeah, she was a
little bit older, but also she was not very nice, and that name
has always stuck in my head as an evil person's name, and so Ruth,
I would say, is worst. I would say Alice is a great
name. I just love it because it's old school, but it could come
back, but it's not so widespread that everybody's naming their kid Alice. And
Zelda I would say Zelda is probably not a good name, but as soon
as I say that, somebody is. Bertha is another one. I knew
a girl in Ohio. Her name was Bertha and she was probably twenty four
years old and she did not like it. But who knows, Bertha might
come back. Thank you so much for reading my long email. If you
feel inclined, send me a staff writer sticker and I will so thank you.
Mary Elle. Next one, Patrick, who donated one hundred dollars for
supplies, stickers, postage and envelopes via Venmo. He says, appreciate the
shout out Dave and all that you put into the show and podcast. You're
very welcome for the little help of the stickers. Haven't decided where to put
my sticker yet, but I did hide them from my kids so they don't
end up on a water bottle or a notebook. If our paths cross in
an event or appearance, I will be sure to say hi and introduce myself.
Have a great morning. That is from Patrick, Good morning, Dave,
Jenny Drake. First off, have to say you guys are amazing,
funny and such kind hearted people. You truly make my day every time I
listen to the podcast on my phone while feeding our nine month old little gem
of a girl, Bellamy Jade. I love that name. You definitely make
me feel like I'm having an adult interaction every morning, So thank you for
that. And I think that's true because during COVID and aftermath, everybody works
from home, so a lot of people don't have adult interactions. They don't
And nothing against the TV stations, but the TV stations don't get to talk
as much as we do. So if you watch a local TV news show,
that's great, but they don't talk as much as we do. And
they also don't talk about fairy porn. Jenny was watching fairy porn, reading
fairy porn, and you're not going to see Alex Kendall talking about reading fair
porn. But that's real. It is real. And let me just tell
you we're talking about a Qatar, a court of thorns and roses. If
you are interested in what I'm talking about. It's a full series. I'm
only on book one, but I'm almost done, and I love it.
I always thought it was funny when Fifty Shades of Gray was big. Twelve
years or so ago, I was on the airplane. I think I was
flying to Sturgis because we rode the motorcycle out I don't remember. So we
were flying back or two or whatever, and there's a woman next to me.
I'm on the aisle. She's on the aisle and she was reading Fifty
Shades of Grain and she was visibly panting like and I'm like, damn,
I need to go to the laboratory for a minute. One of the bits
you guys had me do as an intern was kind of what we did on
the show today, where I read a portion of like a sex scene from
this book, and you guys had me come in and read Fifty Shades of
Gray for like a contest, Like however far I could get with all of
it it being too sillacious, then like the person could win whatever concert tickets.
But I'll never forget my roommate Dakota at the time when that came out,
she would go sit out on our front deck at our shitty college house
and read that book like from the more the moment the sun was up till
the sun was gone and just tan. She would tan all day and read
the book and just loved it so much. And we're like, Dakota,
you need you need to take a break, and she's like, I can't
funny. You know, it's funny because I know some some adults that read
adult erotica, and it's never vulgar. It's more like he took his love
stick and he entered it into my deep inside my being, and the love
fluids were flowing, and it's never like dirty, It's more just veiled,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, is that kind of how
the fairy porn is. It's it's more closer to fifty Shades of Gray.
Okay, yeah, But once again, I'm only on the first book,
and I don't want to spoil anything for anyone, but I hear it gets
better throughout the series in terms of is there a happy ending? Jenny,
do you get it? Do you get I mean this is they're kind of
dark books, Like they're actually kind of dark books when it comes down to
it. There's lots of war between humans and fairies, and the fairies are
super evil and have all this like crazy power. But did you get my
happy ending? Joke? I did get your happy ending, Joe, you
got my happy nos? Wha? I did? I understand what you were
saying. I'm just like letting you know that outside of those happy endings,
I don't know that there's an actual happy ending to the story, like a
boring book. Well though there are those happy endings, though the once you
were talking about, oh tay good. Now towards why I'm writing in,
I got to delimit. With my immediate family, they're not all talking to
me. I could dive deeper into that, but that's not the point.
We haven't talked for about two years now, and before that didn't speak previously
for three years for a different reason. My sister is graduating this year.
I would love to be there for her, and I've heard from other fam
members that she misses me too. But I don't know if I should just
show up without being invited or not show my support in person at all.
I'm very torn with love your thoughts. Thank you again, Love you all
my BFFs. That's from Alex. Go. I'm gonna say, go,
but wait, she wasn't invited. She wasn't invited. Should I show up
without being invited? Yes, you should, because I'm gonna guess that the
people who are there are not being big enough people to say, okay,
we'll let our guard down first will make the first move, so they're expecting
you to make the first move. Only a POS family member would get mad
if you showed up. I don't know what you're fighting about, and maybe
that's legit. Maybe you stole something, or maybe you like cheated with somebody
in that I don't know, so I'm sure you didn't, Alex. But
what I'm saying is if they have a legit reason to be mad at you,
think twice. Yeah. But if they really it's just bickering or politics
or whatever stupid stuff, go ahead and go and they'll probably act like nothing
happen. Okay, next one, don't say my name. I got a
problem. I'm hoping to get your advice on. I'll try to keep it
short and sweet. Essentially my brother in law and his wife who's from the
Philippines. I'm gonna skip this one because I think it's a little bit it's
a little bit more detailed, and I hate to say that, but I'm
going to try to come back to it because I want to be respectful of
your email and I don't want to rush through it. And there's certain parts
that you know, when people write something in sometimes it's a little longer than
it needs to be. So sometimes i'll self edit a little bit. This
is somebody asking for a sticker, So let me take a picture of that
one, Kyrie, And okay, hold on, here we go. Boy.
I'm sorry, Jenny, you got any more emails about people banging up
against anything? No, I really, I really don't. And you know
what I'm gonna call it. I'm gonna put a lid on it, because
there is there's a mishmash of a bunch of different longer emails, and I
want to be respectful when we had a longer email because some of them we
absolutely can read, but some of them are really long. And like,
you know, you've got a friend who tells a really long winded story.
It's like, sometimes it doesn't need to be that long. But I appreciate
you writing in so much that I'll go back and I'll look through them.
So you know, if you can keep it short, that always helps.
And short a paragraph or two, no, no, it just helps.
But if you can't, then that's fine too. Send those in to Ryan's
show at KDWB dot com for the Minnesota Goodbye