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Minnesota. Goodbye, welcome, thanks
for being here. It's Dave and Jenny

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and I'm very flattered that you listen
to this segment on the iHeartRadio app or

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on the Apple podcast and let's jump
in Dave and team. I hope you're

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well. I just wanted to say, in the last few months, I

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started listening to the radio again,
I really enjoy your show. Maybe a

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month ago, during the segment where
you let people sore to say whatever they

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want on the radio, which is
probably no phone screen or Friday, somebody

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called in to say they believe there
are only two genders. You said you

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don't touch on that topic and politics
during the show. However, since then,

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Drake has complimented a little girl for
using them pronouns when talking about Santa

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Claus, and another staff member discussed
donating clothes to a trans closet in town.

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Just want to say thank you for
those small comments. They might not

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seem like a lot, but as
a non binary everyday listener, they make

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me feel proud to listen to your
show, and I've been I've told my

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friends how cool it is that you
how cool it is to be able to

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support a show that shows our ship
in that way. So yeah, I

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mean, what can I say?
Who know, we don't talk about divisive

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political society things because we love everybody
that listens to our show. And I'm

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a firm believer and I don't agree
with you, but you have a right

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to have that opinion, just like
your mom doesn't agree with you with a

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lot of things. But I'm talking
about you, Jenny. Yeah, but

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you don't cancel her. You just
kind of avoid it. So we just

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kind of avoid it pretty much.
Yeah. I mean, we try to

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be very inclusive on this show,
but we also try to remain neutral on

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certain things, just because we don't
want it to become a political show.

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Yeah, because I know plenty of
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aisle. And if you it's kind
of like why a lot of people don't

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watch certain shows like The View or
Fox News because it's just so divisive.

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So we are not divisive. We
are full of love and hugs and I'd

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say some sparkles and a little bit
of stink everyone away, a little bit

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of stinko. Yeah. Ah,
all right, here we go. We

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were talking about drunk test test texts, and Andrew tells a story about that

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one. I'm gonna get right to
his Naughty Tuesday story even though it's Wednesday.

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Naughty Tuesday. What did we fuck
up against? Now? My wife

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and I used to sneak off to
the upstairs utility room and the truck stop

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we worked at. There was no
cameras outside or up there, and every

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few shifts we take a lunch together
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We now talk about it when we
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I remember the time in the boiler
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lick. That's from our buddy Andrew
in Ohio. So you don't talk about

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the most unusual place that you ever
banged up against. I'm all for it.

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Yeah, send us an email Happy
hump Day. Please don't say my

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name is one of my questions about
my personal finances. I need some advice.

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I tried to keep it as short
as I could. Okay, So

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a lot of these are it is
literally four long paragraphs of messaging, so

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and I haven't read it in advance. And the funny thing is a lot

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of the time when I start to
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I get in and I realize it
doesn't need to be that long to be

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honest with you. So I'm I'm
not gonna do that one here. I

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will do it later, So thank
you, and forgive me for not because

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I really want to read it in
advance. Next one, go ahead and

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say my name it's Mary al because
I love attention and I'm the funniest person

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that I know. First thing,
yesterday, I had a harder day than

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usual, being that someone stole my
nice ass bicycle from my apartment garage and

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I had to confiscate fart spray from
a student at school after he sprayed it

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all over me. For context,
I'm a dean, not important to the

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story. I just like to brag. So there is dean and they had

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to confiscate fart spray. That's funny. Hearing your best lyric, which I

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said yesterday was and in the end, the love you take is equal to

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the love you make instantly brought me
to a piece that is long. That

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as that instantly brought me to piece
as that too, has been my favorite

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lyric since high school. Automatic Daymaker, Thank you. I think there's so

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much packed into those, like ten
the little words, and I really love

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that and it's from a Beatles song
called The End. Second Thing. My

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best friend in the whole world had
a challenging journey with her current pregnancy.

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It's not my story to tell,
but she listens to the show and podcast

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religiously, so I was hoping you
could shout her out by answering this question.

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What is your best and worst baby
named suggestions at the moment for a

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girl, Okay, Jenny, I
haven't put any thought into it, so

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best for a girl. Worst for
a girl, I would say best would

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be this is personal opinion. I
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why. Yes for a girl actually, And then worst, I would say

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Ruth. I worked with a Ruth
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like diner type of restaurant as a
busgirl, and yeah, she was a

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little bit older, but also she
was not very nice, and that name

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has always stuck in my head as
an evil person's name, and so Ruth,

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I would say, is worst.
I would say Alice is a great

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name. I just love it because
it's old school, but it could come

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back, but it's not so widespread
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Zelda I would say Zelda is probably
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as I say that, somebody is. Bertha is another one. I knew

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a girl in Ohio. Her name
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years old and she did not like
it. But who knows, Bertha might

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come back. Thank you so much
for reading my long email. If you

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feel inclined, send me a staff
writer sticker and I will so thank you.

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Mary Elle. Next one, Patrick, who donated one hundred dollars for

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supplies, stickers, postage and envelopes
via Venmo. He says, appreciate the

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shout out Dave and all that you
put into the show and podcast. You're

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very welcome for the little help of
the stickers. Haven't decided where to put

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my sticker yet, but I did
hide them from my kids so they don't

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end up on a water bottle or
a notebook. If our paths cross in

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an event or appearance, I will
be sure to say hi and introduce myself.

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Have a great morning. That is
from Patrick, Good morning, Dave,

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Jenny Drake. First off, have
to say you guys are amazing,

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funny and such kind hearted people.
You truly make my day every time I

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listen to the podcast on my phone
while feeding our nine month old little gem

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of a girl, Bellamy Jade.
I love that name. You definitely make

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me feel like I'm having an adult
interaction every morning, So thank you for

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that. And I think that's true
because during COVID and aftermath, everybody works

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from home, so a lot of
people don't have adult interactions. They don't

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And nothing against the TV stations,
but the TV stations don't get to talk

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as much as we do. So
if you watch a local TV news show,

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that's great, but they don't talk
as much as we do. And

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they also don't talk about fairy porn. Jenny was watching fairy porn, reading

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fairy porn, and you're not going
to see Alex Kendall talking about reading fair

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porn. But that's real. It
is real. And let me just tell

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you we're talking about a Qatar,
a court of thorns and roses. If

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you are interested in what I'm talking
about. It's a full series. I'm

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only on book one, but I'm
almost done, and I love it.

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I always thought it was funny when
Fifty Shades of Gray was big. Twelve

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years or so ago, I was
on the airplane. I think I was

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flying to Sturgis because we rode the
motorcycle out I don't remember. So we

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were flying back or two or whatever, and there's a woman next to me.

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I'm on the aisle. She's on
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Shades of Grain and she was visibly
panting like and I'm like, damn,

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I need to go to the laboratory
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you guys had me do as an
intern was kind of what we did on

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the show today, where I read
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this book, and you guys had
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Gray for like a contest, Like
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it it being too sillacious, then
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But I'll never forget my roommate Dakota
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she would go sit out on our
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and read that book like from the
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the sun was gone and just tan. She would tan all day and read

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the book and just loved it so
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you need you need to take a
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funny. You know, it's funny
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adult erotica, and it's never vulgar. It's more like he took his love

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stick and he entered it into my
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fluids were flowing, and it's never
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you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, is that kind of how

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the fairy porn is. It's it's
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Okay, yeah, But once again, I'm only on the first book,

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and I don't want to spoil anything
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better throughout the series in terms of
is there a happy ending? Jenny,

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do you get it? Do you
get I mean this is they're kind of

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dark books, Like they're actually kind
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it. There's lots of war between
humans and fairies, and the fairies are

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super evil and have all this like
crazy power. But did you get my

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happy ending? Joke? I did
get your happy ending, Joe, you

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got my happy nos? Wha?
I did? I understand what you were

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saying. I'm just like letting you
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I don't know that there's an actual
happy ending to the story, like a

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boring book. Well though there are
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were talking about, oh tay good. Now towards why I'm writing in,

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I got to delimit. With my
immediate family, they're not all talking to

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me. I could dive deeper into
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We haven't talked for about two years
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for three years for a different reason. My sister is graduating this year.

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I would love to be there for
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members that she misses me too.
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show up without being invited or not
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I'm very torn with love your thoughts. Thank you again, Love you all

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my BFFs. That's from Alex.
Go. I'm gonna say, go,

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but wait, she wasn't invited.
She wasn't invited. Should I show up

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without being invited? Yes, you
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people who are there are not being
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we'll let our guard down first will
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you to make the first move.
Only a POS family member would get mad

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if you showed up. I don't
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that's legit. Maybe you stole something, or maybe you like cheated with somebody

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in that I don't know, so
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what I'm saying is if they have
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think twice. Yeah. But if
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or whatever stupid stuff, go ahead
and go and they'll probably act like nothing

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happen. Okay, next one,
don't say my name. I got a

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problem. I'm hoping to get your
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short and sweet. Essentially my brother
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Philippines. I'm gonna skip this one
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a little bit more detailed, and
I hate to say that, but I'm

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going to try to come back to
it because I want to be respectful of

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your email and I don't want to
rush through it. And there's certain parts

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that you know, when people write
something in sometimes it's a little longer than

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it needs to be. So sometimes
i'll self edit a little bit. This

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is somebody asking for a sticker,
So let me take a picture of that

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one, Kyrie, And okay,
hold on, here we go. Boy.

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I'm sorry, Jenny, you got
any more emails about people banging up

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against anything? No, I really, I really don't. And you know

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what I'm gonna call it. I'm
gonna put a lid on it, because

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there is there's a mishmash of a
bunch of different longer emails, and I

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want to be respectful when we had
a longer email because some of them we

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absolutely can read, but some of
them are really long. And like,

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you know, you've got a friend
who tells a really long winded story.

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It's like, sometimes it doesn't need
to be that long. But I appreciate

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you writing in so much that I'll
go back and I'll look through them.

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So you know, if you can
keep it short, that always helps.

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And short a paragraph or two,
no, no, it just helps.

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But if you can't, then that's
fine too. Send those in to Ryan's

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