1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,600 I don't know. You were more of a ladies man back in the day, 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:07,160 so maybe Luke's behavior doesn't trigger you as much as it doesn't know, 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,119 I'm not gonna use the word trigger. Yeah, but I won't use it 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:15,160 either because it's like, way over, it's pretty gross. I mean, 5 00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:18,960 this didn't work in my day either. You can't just tell a woman you 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 know, uh, would you like suck my deck? Well? Yeah, 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:28,320 that was fucking unbelievably disgusting. But also he keeps doing this thing where he's 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:33,119 talking to Margot and he's like, Si, what she drank? She's like 9 00:00:33,399 --> 00:00:39,119 tequila, and he's like perfect, Everything's lining up, isn't it. It's 10 00:00:39,119 --> 00:00:59,960 like, oh god, dude, yeah, Hey, what's up? High 11 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:03,760 there? Welcome for another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast. 12 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,799 Danda, do you want to do that in concert? Moving forward? Or 13 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:15,920 I don't know what's wrong with you? Poopy pants? Not poopy pants, 14 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,680 nothing's wrong with me. I'm excited to get into the episode. Kaylen, 15 00:01:18,719 --> 00:01:21,879 how are you done? I'm good? How are you I'm fine? M 16 00:01:23,239 --> 00:01:26,640 um man. Did we just have a fun time? Oh? We had 17 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,640 a great time. Yeah? Can I tell him what we did? We 18 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:33,680 did a lot of listening. Yeah, we did. Yeah, And that's 19 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,920 what you do when you're having a conversation. You gotta be a good listener. 20 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:42,159 One mouth, two ears. All right, here's with Dylan and Kay 21 00:01:42,359 --> 00:01:46,480 have you heard that aff? You have two ears and one mouth, so 22 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:49,079 you should listen more. Oh, any talk makes sense too against one, 23 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:53,560 you know? Yeah, have you ever heard that? This is the first 24 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,280 time I'm hearing it makes sense? Isn't that beautiful? It makes sense? 25 00:01:57,319 --> 00:02:00,959 But I don't know how it enhances my life in any way. What do 26 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:05,200 you mean? It's a it's a message, it's a piece of wisdom understood. 27 00:02:06,439 --> 00:02:08,080 Are you saying you already know it so that it doesn't help you? 28 00:02:08,159 --> 00:02:10,680 No, I wasn't aware of it. But you know, there's better what 29 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,039 do you call euphanisms out there? You know? Yeah, you know, 30 00:02:14,599 --> 00:02:17,759 beyond treat others like you'd like to be treated, things like that. Let's 31 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:22,759 get into the episode, all right. First off, we just had an 32 00:02:22,759 --> 00:02:28,400 amazing interview with Carmen, the primary of this chatter, also known as Karma 33 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:35,759 also known as Crystal, and oh how dare you? Okay? It's an 34 00:02:35,759 --> 00:02:38,960 amazing interview. We're gonna drop it tomorrow. So if you're hearing this on 35 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,639 Tuesday, it drops Wednesday, and if you want to see on YouTube, 36 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,479 And the one way you can support us and really help us out is go 37 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,960 subscribe to bad TV podcast on YouTube. Is that how you say it, 38 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,599 Dylan, and you'll get to see our little interview in all the video. 39 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:54,960 Carmen looks pretty hot on the video she did. Yeah, it looked like 40 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,520 a snack. Huh Is that too gross? No? No, no, 41 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,439 I really how you're doing? Hey good? Should we get some plugs out 42 00:03:01,439 --> 00:03:04,240 of the way before we start the show down? Well, I think we 43 00:03:04,319 --> 00:03:06,479 got one out of the way. What's the next Let's get the next one. 44 00:03:06,599 --> 00:03:10,240 Okay. Our audience for below deck is enormous, and I would like 45 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,960 just a fraction of this audience to go listen to us recap other content on 46 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,639 our other podcast called bad TV. So right now, why don't you just 47 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,879 type in bad TV and subscribe to that? And here Dylan and I and 48 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:29,560 Ruby recap Flavor of Love and ninety day Fiance before the ninety day and a 49 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,919 whole bunch of control. Oh my daughter, Yeah, yeah, she's a 50 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,319 lunatic, dude. She's losing it in there. Well, you know, 51 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,199 what's going on. Well, the problem is it's one hundred degrees out, 52 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,159 so she's trapped inside a house all day. Yeah. Yeah, she run 53 00:03:42,199 --> 00:03:47,639 around like a lunatic. Yeah, I mean Lupete has completely lost the rain. 54 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:52,400 Wow, she's probably worn and lupetea down quite Yeah, my god. 55 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,039 So we got a great episode for you, and I'll look out for that 56 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,479 interview with Carmen. I'll just give you a little tease. Uh. Within 57 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,240 the first thirty seconds, she first Crystal as a demon. Oh can I 58 00:04:01,319 --> 00:04:05,280 give it to use? Sure? Within the last thirty seconds you call her 59 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:11,360 by her sworn enemies. Then Dylan, I said Crystal forty times during the 60 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:17,560 interview. Because of the interview, the content was two years one mouth. 61 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,759 You know what I mean? Kaylen, how you doing? I'm good? 62 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,439 Dan? How are you? I'm doing good? Um? All right, 63 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,399 so let's get into the episode. But well, yeah, let's go Oh, 64 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:31,319 thank you for doing plugs. Oyeah, it's a messy, messy job. 65 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:39,399 Yes, um, all right, let's let's get into the episode. 66 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,199 Let's get into thoughts and knots. Yeah, you think of the episode, 67 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,360 gonna say, hey, Micro, you ever done plugs at the top of 68 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,480 a podcast? Do you want to get into this crazy episode that happened. 69 00:04:50,639 --> 00:04:57,600 Um. I thought it was a great episode. I think the casting is 70 00:04:57,759 --> 00:05:05,079 magnificent. Um, you've got a beautiful bouquet of broken on this show. 71 00:05:05,399 --> 00:05:14,560 Um, Asia and Captain King and Queen of this live aquatic type vessel. 72 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:20,199 I'm still not convinced that they're brother and sister. I mean he's actively flirting 73 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:25,759 with the girl. Yeah, actively peeks in. Yeah. I want to 74 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:29,639 say this, how you doing? I want to say this to people on 75 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,879 our Facebook win and I want to say this, you are, of course 76 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:41,639 okay to talk about our Facebook page. In the fucking middle of my pots, 77 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:46,519 someone made a joke about the Captain hot pants and Asia banging. Someone 78 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:50,480 in the Facebook was a bald by that statement. You know what? Whoever 79 00:05:50,519 --> 00:05:56,879 said that get out of here. Yeah, it's a comedy podcast. We 80 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:03,160 joke around and there's always truth in comedy. Huh. They're definitely fucking all 81 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:10,800 right. I feel uncomfortable. Um, so we've got those two and there, 82 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:15,720 what did you say? Definitely fucking okay? Um, but we've got 83 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:19,560 a lovely you know, rest of the schmir with the sea rats. Uh 84 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:25,199 cannot stand Luke, I cannot stand Luke, it's great television. Um, 85 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,759 I cannot stand Adam. I think Adam needs to be goofy motherfucker. No, 86 00:06:29,759 --> 00:06:30,920 no, no, that's Harry. Oh sorry, yeah yeah yeah, 87 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:35,800 you're right. Yeah, oh yeah, totally. And he's not like black 88 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:41,360 behind the eyes violet like Adam, you know. Um, so maybe let's 89 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:46,240 think about putting him in some kind of psychiatric oversight and then he can get 90 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:49,720 back out onto the ocean. But um, the the women are fantastic. 91 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:55,240 Um. I can never remember her name unless I'm looking at the notes. 92 00:06:55,519 --> 00:07:01,000 Um. Treninia is a magnificent She's just that enough to be entertaining. And 93 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,560 Laura, I think is evil. Um, people from that part of the 94 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:10,759 world are cold, you know. Lapia m h um. And Margot what 95 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:13,879 a lovely edition, What a lovely edition. I'm not sure if she she 96 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,800 does she come on this episode? Yeah, well, well lovely to have 97 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,399 her quickly comes the front runner. Yeah, we we had a we had 98 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:25,120 a nasty guest. I mean, this episode had it all tits, balls 99 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:30,839 and claws. You know, I smell episode title, all right, deal, 100 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:35,319 so let me just uh, that's not the episode title, Okay, 101 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:39,639 I'm Mark, all right, So uh and I'm not going to spend too 102 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:46,319 much time on this, but just five minutes Bro decided to drop two episodes 103 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,560 a week on us. Now, I've already had my issues with that, 104 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,360 okay, but that's fine. Dylan and I make a lot of money talking 105 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,839 about this stupid show. Yeah, what I do take issue with I wouldn't 106 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:57,120 say a lot, but it's a good amount of love. Yeah, I 107 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,079 think a lot of people would take it's a lot. Yeah. Uh, 108 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:03,079 okay, So you subjects pores, no regular working jokes, you know, 109 00:08:03,639 --> 00:08:07,079 all right, two episodes back to back, once a week, and then 110 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:11,279 Bravo now adds if you noticed in this episode an additional eight minutes at the 111 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:15,399 tail end of this episode, why are you doing tom micas? I'm not 112 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:20,959 doing to because you call people bitch? Now, all right, So I 113 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,279 get that the Sea Rats had just wrapped up a charter, and of course 114 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:28,519 we can't just leave with a cliffhanger of Laura spending three hours doing our makeup. 115 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:31,039 We have to show some footage of them out. So Old Patty just 116 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:35,679 turns the TV off at our you know, minute fifty nine, and I 117 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,840 start, you know, watching the second episode, and they're deep into hanging 118 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,320 out being sea rats at the club, and I'm like, god, damn 119 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:45,120 it, Andy and I had to go back and rewatch the last shocking. 120 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:48,720 That's shocking because I'm a peacock boy. Oh, different at it sometimes, 121 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:56,440 Well, it's just the episode. You know, there's no um fcc NSA, 122 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:01,559 you know, firearms and whatever regulations on the you know, TV guide, 123 00:09:01,919 --> 00:09:03,159 They're on the interwebs. But anyways, what did you think of the 124 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:07,159 episode? Thought it was great. It was disappointing that it went down just 125 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,639 how how I thought it was. The first minute of the of the episode, 126 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:13,600 I was hoping that Crystal would be fall into the ocean be eaten by 127 00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:16,519 sharks um, but she wasn't. Yeah, they just went to went to 128 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:22,000 bed. Yeah, what's the movie where a little coal jist ups Mako shark 129 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:26,240 in the eye. I mean, she's mind right, Hi, Ali, 130 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,759 look at this. She's treating us like a Twilight Zone exhibit. She's like, 131 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,240 oh, look, it's like a fucking alien were exhibit at the zoo 132 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:39,399 podcasting Ellie get out of here. Hey, honey, daddy's working. Hey 133 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:46,039 Ellie, Hi, Hi, Okay, you know, cute kid, but 134 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,159 we're working, understand, you know, what I mean, Yes, Calen, 135 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:52,600 what'd you think of the episode? Pretty good? Forty pots? That 136 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:58,080 was good, better than mine. That was good, better than mine. 137 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,440 I was good. I give that eighty four. All right, all right, 138 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,879 let's get into it. Okay, of course we start out with below 139 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:07,960 deck horse shit, I'm the captain now and no, no, no, 140 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:15,120 no, no karma bitch pause fuck off. Yeah now our guest Carmen. 141 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:20,320 She alleges that there was some editing in her best friend Brandon wasn't in fact, 142 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:24,480 for uh, that wasn't towards Captain hot pants. Yeah, somehow they 143 00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:28,720 had edited he had said that to Christy he was yeah, or he was 144 00:10:28,759 --> 00:10:33,000 talking to and I don't know if she. I don't believe Carmen with that 145 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:35,399 one. She said, gave us a lot of good tea, but that 146 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:39,200 one, I think that's a conspiracy theory. Oh. I thought he was 147 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:43,879 taught was like condemning the gods, you know, the queer god. Who's 148 00:10:43,879 --> 00:10:48,159 the queerest god, Loki? Oh he's a god? Yeah, I think 149 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:54,120 so? Oh yeah, yeah. So anyways, they asked for another champagne, 150 00:10:54,600 --> 00:11:01,440 another glass of champagne. And if that is any indication of how not 151 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:11,240 threatening hot Captain racle lamb Jason was in this moment. I don't know how 152 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,399 to finish the sentence, but it wasn't a big deal. Obviously they asked 153 00:11:13,399 --> 00:11:16,440 for another fucking glass of champagne. They weren't intimidated. No, no, 154 00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:22,080 here's what I would done. Go to bed. Yes, cigarette buzzards. 155 00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:26,080 Oh wow, yes, sig buzzards. Go to bed. You almost killed 156 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:31,120 yourselves out there. Time for bed. I thought Captain Hotpants handed himself, 157 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:35,480 handled himself pretty well here, and look, I do want to I at 158 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,720 first I really despise Brandon for him thinking this, but then I kind of 159 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:43,080 thought out the you know, some of the characteristics of a sassy gay. 160 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,159 Yeah, I think if he was in fact talking to hot Captain Jason this 161 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,399 way, it's sassy gay always has to end no no no no no with 162 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,759 bitch because that's how you talk to your friends. It's a term of endearment, 163 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:58,360 right exactly. No no no no no is subsequently followed by bitch. 164 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:05,840 And also us as Americans. Um, if there is someone with that kind 165 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:11,360 of Lapian Eastern European tongue and they're like commanding you not to do something, 166 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:15,559 I think there's something in us. Maybe we're all like Manchurian candidates. We're 167 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,360 like no, no, no, no, no, I get it. 168 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,720 No no, no, no no, this was this ended in nineteen ninety. 169 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,960 Okay, you're not telling me what to do, all right? If 170 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:26,799 brand you get the fuck over there. If Brandon had known the only factory 171 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:30,840 in her country made dog bowls, yeah, he would have made a lot 172 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,159 of hay with that. Yeah yeah, yeah, and if only people knew 173 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:39,679 that. You know, people always ask what's the smallest country, and it's 174 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:43,440 the Vatican, but it's actually not. It's Lapia, which is a country 175 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:50,200 dedicated to exporting dog bowls. So um, we move on to a little 176 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:54,440 bit about adam origin story. Yeah, he's my favorite dumb ass on the 177 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:58,480 show. Now, I say he's a dumb ass, but he also does 178 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:03,720 kind of have this New York kind of moxie where I can see him making 179 00:13:03,919 --> 00:13:09,679 a couple million dollars and living in Jersey in like a really nice house or 180 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,240 something like that. Financial it's likely not because he's just a dumbass. But 181 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,840 you know these these you know that city breeds, some some go getters. 182 00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:20,919 Yeah, some interesting people there. I mean Adam a sea rat origin history 183 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,320 here. I had lived under a bridge in New York. Was a fan 184 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:28,960 of Kangaroo Jack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we find um as 185 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,919 we kind of grow up, you know, if you're lucky enough, you 186 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:37,279 find little portals to different places. Maybe it's David Attenborough, maybe it's um 187 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:46,080 kangaroo Jack. But Adam has learned a lot about Australia through that vehicle with 188 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:50,759 Anthony Anderson and a kangaroo. I mean he's just a dumbass. Yeah yeah, 189 00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:52,279 yeah, yeah. You want to know the dumb plot of the movie. 190 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,840 I think I saw it once. Doesn't it rob them? And then 191 00:13:54,879 --> 00:14:00,799 they have to chase it because it has yeah buddies work for the mob. 192 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,639 Yeah yeah, and then mob sends him in Australia with fifty k Yeah, 193 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:09,440 and the kangaroo like punches one on them and steals the money. 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It's just active flirtation. 239 00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:03,640 It is active flirtation. Then you have sexual chemistry. Then he goes 240 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:11,480 down to Luke, and Luke gets a little shit early on in the charter. 241 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:19,880 He is, I'm taking a beat right now because I did that thing 242 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:25,759 where my note ends without any coherence where yeah yeah, yeah, okay. 243 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,519 So Luke did, in fact screw up the night before. He thought it 244 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:32,359 might be better for his entire team to sleep while it's dark. Little did 245 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:34,000 he know two drunkies, We're gonna go out and almost kill himself and be 246 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,039 stung by jellyfish. Yeah. Of course it was this turn of events that 247 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:41,119 had Captain hot Stuff come out and say hey, never do that again. 248 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,119 And Luke now understands that he may be on a two or three strike level 249 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,680 right now, Yeah, hopefully three m So he tells his entire team, 250 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:53,119 we will now do the directive of hot hot captain. So the gand the 251 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:59,000 galley is handling chef, not the other way around. And she does not 252 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:03,920 wish to be to have a handle on the galley as much as she does 253 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:08,720 a handle on that rack of lamb that raca ribs, that hotass Captain Jason. 254 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,799 She is obsessed with that man. But we move on, We get 255 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:18,039 a little meanwhile here, Laura standards are high. I don't give a shit. 256 00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:27,839 Okay, Laura, you're on a converted fishing boat serving people on a 257 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:33,200 discount vacation for a fucking reality television show. Okay, we are not at 258 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,400 the four Seasons. We are not in the fucking Arab Emirates. Okay, 259 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,599 you need to chill out because you're coming off extremely unlikable. And I know 260 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,000 Lapia is a very difficult place to grow up. But my god, are 261 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,640 you awful right now? Oh man, you should have seen the scene she 262 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,200 had a like a horse driven carriage with all the dog bowls as she left 263 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,960 the country. That's how she made That's how she ate for like the first 264 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,559 six months. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she had a rock and 265 00:18:55,559 --> 00:19:00,200 they all fell out. Okay, well all right, I actually what do 266 00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:07,400 they speak there? Lapian? Is it a romantic language? Very romantic? 267 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,720 Yeah, okay, anyway, this is when we get back to Crystal. 268 00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:15,880 She lets the staff know when her glass is empty. That means it needs 269 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,720 to be refilled. Yeah. Hey, Crystal, we had your old buddy 270 00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:22,880 Carmen on. Why don't you come on, you coward and defend your horrible 271 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:26,279 I would love to speak to you, your little gremlin. I'm kidding. 272 00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:29,559 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We would love to have you on. But 273 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:34,519 also, I'm not certain how people ever get to the point where they think 274 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:37,480 it's okay to speak to people like this. Now, if you are at 275 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:44,480 a certain level where you think people are disgusting internally, that's okay, that's 276 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:47,599 completely understandable. You know, you're a billionaire. Of course we're gross to 277 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,480 you, right, But you don't treat people this way. It's bad. 278 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,640 I think it's if I well, I don't know. I'm not gonna get 279 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:57,000 inside Crystal's head. Perhaps they're you're gonna yell at me for defending her. 280 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,119 Perhaps there was some comedy in here and we're not picking it up, don't 281 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:07,559 think. So let's get to Margo from Wisconsin beautiful, not Wisconsin. Wisconsin 282 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:12,599 is disgusting. Margo is very pretty. Um. I know that we've had 283 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:18,599 plenty of Americans on this show before, but they've all been kind of caricatures, 284 00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:26,279 you know, like Culver's the CEO, which isn't that it's not it's 285 00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:30,680 a Chief Entertainment Officer. We've we've had, you know, dumbasses from Brooklyn. 286 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:36,160 We've had you know, like cowboys and cowgirls. But I feel like 287 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:41,880 Margo is just a normal American. I feel like she's she's a good uh 288 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,640 flag bearer, a good representative of this nation of ours. We'll see, 289 00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:51,759 it's true. It's far too early, far too early to ear. Rather 290 00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:55,680 than give us a little origin story of Margo as she arrives, we get 291 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,920 an origin story of Luke because he's triggered by her appearance, you know, 292 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,480 because she's hot and he wants to have sex with her. Sure, yea, 293 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:04,720 yeah, So a little sea rat history with Luke. He was in 294 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,319 a relationship for four years, but he quote unquote fucked up because he didn't 295 00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:12,279 want to change and I didn't want to push a lawnmower. Yeah, because 296 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:21,200 pushing a lawnmower isn't as fulfilling as providing service for an imbecile, Like what 297 00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:23,559 are you dress? What are you doing? Are you having a stroke? 298 00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:27,519 Na? I got caught in my thoughts. It's like I forgot what I 299 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,759 was gonna say me all the time, Biban, We're just gonna talk with 300 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,960 her so long. Um. But yeah, I know, Luke is uh 301 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,720 scum of the earth. I think maybe it's maybe I'll soften on him a 302 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:45,359 little bit. But I don't like the um. I don't like the full 303 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,160 court press. I think it's really really disgusting. I think that women are 304 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:59,920 most often very uncomfortable when it happens. Um Margot seems to be poorly commune 305 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,640 cating out of discomfort. Gary does it to people all the time. He's 306 00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:07,759 a higher ranked person on the boat. He comes up to her. There's 307 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:11,880 this off dynamic where he can push a little harder than one should normally be 308 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,720 allowed to do, and they make good use of that. She walks on 309 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:25,720 the bessel and he says, are you single? Let's let's have a different 310 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:30,319 follow up question after what's your name? Okay, calm down. It's an 311 00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:33,720 interesting experiment, and Baby Barnacle had pointed out, but it's right before our 312 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:37,759 eyes. The last three bow sins, they just proved themselves men in power 313 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,079 and then they just behave in a disgusting fashion. Yeah, they're like low 314 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:48,799 stakes version of versions of Bill Clinton, Arkansas's former governor, you know what 315 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:51,759 I mean, has a lot of them, you know. Yeah, So 316 00:22:51,799 --> 00:22:53,559 we get a back to back sea rat origin story. Margo, what do 317 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,839 you say tastes great? Something like that? Oh, it tastes great. 318 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:07,160 A feel your pain? Yeah? Does it have to be lit? I 319 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,960 feel like it doesn't need to be lit. Well, he probably took it 320 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,119 from the astray who pulls out a brand new cigar and start using it as 321 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:18,920 a sex I mean depraved. Next presidents failure pame and Hillary's like, I 322 00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:22,400 let you do anything to me. I'm the kinkiest person you've ever met in 323 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:26,000 your life. How dare you? We get back to back origin story. 324 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:30,359 So Margo apparently worked for the Amazon factory, you know yeah, and then 325 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,640 she's only been in yachting for six months, which triggered a thought of mine. 326 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,920 I think Bravo's running out of Sea Rats, and I think they should 327 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,079 probably start this application process for Sea Rats schools. Like you show up to 328 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,400 work in maritime or whatever, and there's as you're walking through that hallway to 329 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:49,000 I don't do your fire task or whatever, there is that big application. 330 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:55,119 Ever wanted to be on TV? I don't think you need anything associated with 331 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,680 maritime. I think that you need to go to Chili's and TGI Fridays and 332 00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:03,279 metropolitan areas and just fucking talk to people. You can cast the entire show 333 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,559 like that Captain's Chief stews all of it. Hey, Barnacles, check out 334 00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:11,440 how to get me in Sea Rat school. I want to see kangaroos, 335 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,839 like Adam. Yeah, well he wanted to see kangaroos. That's why I 336 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,000 wanted to be a sea rat. Oh really yeah, that's why you said 337 00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:22,039 Kangaroo and Jack. Yeah, it's his favorite movie. There are no kangaroos 338 00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:25,400 in the ocean. Yeah, but it's near Australia, you know. Oh, 339 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,160 okay, are there kangaroos in the ocean? No? No, no, 340 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,680 no, no, I've never seen one, so you know, all 341 00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,640 right, So Luke I was gonna say, lots of meanwhiles coming up. 342 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,400 Yeah, but we get to Luke being incompetent. This is the pattern of 343 00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:47,400 bosnry over the past three Bosons addicted to pussy rutting and distractedly so aka horrible 344 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,039 at their job. Yep, that you nailed it, so um. And 345 00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:57,119 one of the things that causes so much friction as a result of this sex 346 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:04,720 addiction is this thing with the underlings. I feel like, when you're a 347 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:12,960 boson or a chief stew you might want to have a little bit of um 348 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,240 professional integrity and let your underlings all fucking suck each other. You know, 349 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:25,440 maybe not night one you assault somebody with a kiss. Maybe you you know, 350 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,400 give it a couple of charters and then see what happens. But what 351 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:32,359 these boson do and Gary would have done at night one, were it not 352 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,319 for that pillow that constantly had COVID but that he was sleeping on, he 353 00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:38,720 would have stuck his tongue downe mads throw you know, the first night. 354 00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:42,160 So what it does is this, It causes this friction because Harry can't say 355 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,359 anything to Luke. I mean, he does a little bit, but it's 356 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,519 just a very very myopic, scumbag, chauvinistic move. I can't stand this 357 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:57,799 fucking guy. But anyway, so his blindness led to not that's small of 358 00:25:57,839 --> 00:26:03,240 an accident. Yeah, so fucking ladder ripped off the fucking boat. Let 359 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,000 me go through the meanwhiles here. Meanwhile, boat pulls up. Anchor Margot 360 00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:11,119 does the rounds, introducing herself quickly becoming the star of the boat. A'll 361 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:15,200 dot. Chrystal and Carmen continue to not get along because Crystal's an idiot. 362 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,200 We anchor. The tender is launched and the ladder strapped that was strapped on 363 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:23,200 got ripped the fuck off because Luke didn't pull the ladder out before the boat 364 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,680 started. Yea, and hot Pants isn't sure if Luke will work out. 365 00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:30,319 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Luke was too distracted the night 366 00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:33,839 before thinking about what the person that was coming on board looked like, and 367 00:26:33,839 --> 00:26:38,200 then he just completely figure out about the ladder. So Brandon apologizes to captain 368 00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:41,839 and that's when Captain heads down. He goes up to Asia. He goes, 369 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:45,440 if I had to apologize every time I did something when I was drunk, 370 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:51,880 I'd be fucked, and she's like huh and he's like, and then 371 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,880 you're like, are these two fucking each other? Like, what's going on? 372 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,559 That was flirtation right there, active flirtation. Yeah. So any of 373 00:26:57,559 --> 00:27:02,440 you guys question that's joking about. It's a little thing called speculation that really 374 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,640 got up under your wing. Well, just because I don't like people that 375 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,680 are in our group and they don't understand what we're throwing down here, It's 376 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:12,359 called speculation. And he actually didn't say every time he did that drunk. 377 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:18,440 He said every time he got drunk he'd be forced to bang a girl. 378 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,519 That sounds like a frog rib it. Hey cut it out, man, 379 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,359 And we don't spit speculation on this show. I think I like to call 380 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:36,720 it speculative facts. You know, they're speculative but unbelievably accurate. I mean, 381 00:27:36,759 --> 00:27:40,319 our batting average on the predictions of the show is pretty goddamn I think 382 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,640 so. All Right, So we move on to Mulan rouge Um. Obviously, 383 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:51,960 being from Latvia that part of the world, Lusca or whatever, Laura 384 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,079 sorry, is into nutcracker dances and shit, I don't know what they do. 385 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,640 They get in cold theaters and fucking suckdown vodka. See, people do 386 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:07,000 like I don't know name a classical musician, Sebastian bach Sea Bass Boch. 387 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,920 They just fucking dance around to that ship. Yeah, you know Mulan Rouge 388 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,920 the movie when Nicole Kidman first half of that's pretty good, and I know 389 00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:21,680 Mulan Rouge isn't like there was a lot of confusion over the dances. Is 390 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,400 the Mulan Rouge the can Can? I think? So? Is it the 391 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,759 can Can? Is that French? Also? Yeah, it's French. Okay. 392 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,160 I drove by the Mulan Ruge when I visited Paris. All right, 393 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,759 well may Kulpa, I went on that whole chorus dead end over there. 394 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:38,400 What is the Mulan Rouge. That's a thing. It's a thing? What 395 00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:42,160 in Paris? Yeah? What is it? You sit down for dinner and 396 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:47,119 you see him do the fucking can can? Cost a ton of money at 397 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,839 the Mulan Rouge. Is the Mulan Rouge a real place? Yeah? Around? 398 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,759 For like two hundred years, I thought it was just boz Lerman as 399 00:28:53,759 --> 00:28:56,400 a young gay man, thinking I wish there was a place like this. 400 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:03,400 No exists. I don't think he's gay either, all right, so text 401 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,880 comes through. I'm available, right, now take it easy. Whoever is 402 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,359 texting, and it makes so much sense that it was cold. I'll save 403 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:17,119 my thoughts for him. Culver. You're a nice guy. You're a nice 404 00:29:17,119 --> 00:29:21,039 guy, dude, Yeah, real nice guy. But I have I had 405 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,079 enough of you? Oh wow, I have. He just comes on and 406 00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:29,640 puts a show on. I don't care, very boring. It's like a 407 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,759 guy that, like at a party, you allow one dad joke to fly. 408 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,839 The next thing you know, he's five in and you're like Jesus fucking 409 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,440 Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to think of a good dad 410 00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:42,200 joke. I don't think this audience has heard you get his book a world 411 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:47,000 records joke? That was funny. Of course they get spoke of world records. 412 00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:48,119 Show. Go ahead, keep going. I'll think of a dad joke. 413 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:52,480 Okay, all right, So anyway, let's see Luke moves in on 414 00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:56,920 Margo pretty quickly. He's happy that she's differ between Jews and Canoes. Oh 415 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:07,079 no, canoe tip now, Dylan, dad joke, you must we also 416 00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:11,000 a little racist, but you get away with it because you are in fact 417 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:15,920 Jewish. Chet chang. Okay, the can Can dresses show up, which 418 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,039 they actually don't show up. They only show up with one outfit, which 419 00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:22,799 I think Asia Weares, and the other ones where like weird, ill fitting 420 00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:27,839 body suits. Yeah. Anyway, Margot and Harry guess each other's names or 421 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:32,680 ages rather, and she guesses he's eighty because there are certain corners of his 422 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,720 teeth are yellow. But that's okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, 423 00:30:34,839 --> 00:30:37,839 But he's actually twenty three. He's a baby. And he lies about 424 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,720 his height. He's actually six to five, but he says six four because 425 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,839 that's like the perfect, the golden height. You know, that sounded really 426 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,559 silly, but I actually kind of understand where he's coming from. Six to 427 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:52,440 five. You're an oddity. Might a woman might not want to breed with 428 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,920 you because you'll have a child too tall? Yeah, exactly, freaks um. 429 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,720 Hey, what do you call it? Angry carrot? Ah? An 430 00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:07,039 angry carrot. Let's see steamed veggie? A steamed veggie? Yeah? Yeah. 431 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,519 Is there any difference between a dad joke and a popsicle stick joke? 432 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,119 What's popsicle stick jokes? What do you mean? What is a popsicle stick 433 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,160 joke? Do you not know a popsicle stick? Joy? I do not 434 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,799 say, Kalen, do you know popsicle stick jokes. I have two young 435 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:27,759 children. Yeah, okay, man, you haven't lived all right, what 436 00:31:27,799 --> 00:31:33,279 happens next? Uh? Dinner? Well they set up the party. Uh 437 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,920 and oh, here's another one. How do you make an egg roll? 438 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:45,759 Egg roll? Yeah, you push it and it starts rolling. These are 439 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,640 fucking horrible? Oh my god? Are these not awful? Dad joke? 440 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,440 You're looking up those what do you call what do you call a pile, 441 00:31:52,480 --> 00:32:01,680 a cat, a mountain? Why do cows wear bells? Because they're horns 442 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:08,200 don't work? They don't have horns? All right? Sorry, all right, 443 00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:14,519 so dinner. It's remarked not by any guests, but rather the people 444 00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:19,160 that created the tablescape that the tablescape and decor are very quote unquote elegant. 445 00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:22,400 All right, hang on, I'm sorry. This roman looks like the downstairs 446 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:28,640 of Uncle Jerry's basement. Uncle Jerry doesn't have any friends, and Uncle Jerry 447 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:34,000 does not like Vietnamese people. No, he's also an alcoholic, a big 448 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:38,039 fan of wood paneling, though, and he does not like Vietnamese people hate 449 00:32:38,119 --> 00:32:43,359 him. I should I should say, I'm so, I'm not sure. 450 00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:45,880 I think cows might have horns, right, Some cows have horns. I 451 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:54,039 don't know about that. The big ears. Yeah yeah. I'm so happy 452 00:32:54,079 --> 00:32:59,599 that Carmen, the first guest of this charter season, or primary rather, 453 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,359 was able to be real with us and tell us her thoughts about what she 454 00:33:04,519 --> 00:33:07,720 thought as she was walking up to this vessel, because it was the first 455 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:13,920 time she set her eyes on a gigantic, painted blue Japanese fishing vessel. 456 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:17,839 Oh my gosh. Well, um, you'll have to listen to the episode. 457 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah you will. And and that is just a 458 00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:28,279 crazy episode. I'm sorry. I just got a text that, um, 459 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,799 two of the people I was hanging out with this weekend have COVID. Oh 460 00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:35,279 boy, So what do you guys want to do? You want you want 461 00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:39,039 me to just it's too late now do you think it's too late to apologize? 462 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,440 And now? I'm fine, I'm fine. Thanks for letting us know 463 00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:45,400 though, Yeah, of course, of course appreciate that. Kellen. You 464 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,039 want to get out of here? No, I'm okay, all right? 465 00:33:49,079 --> 00:33:51,640 Worried. I don't think I have it? Yeah, I don't think you 466 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,880 would do either. Do you know why I don't think I have it? 467 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,079 Why is that ash Canazzi? Oh? Yeah, yeah, URFK said they 468 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:02,799 targeted so we would live. Wow. Yeah, well I'm not I'm not 469 00:34:02,839 --> 00:34:07,319 saying I agree. I'm just saying if it is true, that's a boon 470 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,880 for me and the Chinese. I mean, we're not saying anything controversial here. 471 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,559 Cool it, man, where are we in this fucking all right? 472 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:21,639 So Brandon dinner hot, captain is invited to sit at the dinner and join. 473 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:23,239 This is gonna be a trope, I think now we were not going 474 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,519 to look back where we don't allow captains sitting at the table anymore. Brandon 475 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,400 immediately starts sucking up to Jason about his scuba diving history and knowledge. That's 476 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,840 fine, Yeah, you should never judge a person on their worst day, 477 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,400 and certainly that was the night before when you called the captain of this vessel 478 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,159 a bitch. Um. Okay, so a couple of different things. Apologies. 479 00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:49,320 I was in a bit of a panic and I was looking for dad 480 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,079 jokes and I shouldn't have Okay, Okay, So a couple of things that 481 00:34:52,199 --> 00:35:02,440 I um was too distracted to utter. Um. Laura is she's she's this 482 00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:06,639 very confusing one. Now what we already talked that she doesn't need to be 483 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:13,440 as high standard as she is. She is not Alfred Serving Batman, Yeah, 484 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:19,280 Prince Bruce Wayne or anything even remotely like five Star. But she's also 485 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,599 like I don't know if I buy it because she is she's kind of clueless, 486 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,000 you know what I mean, Like she has really shitty time management. 487 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,960 I'm not talking about her getting ready. I just think she asks like very 488 00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:37,000 bizarre questions like the can can dress isn't there, And she's like, well, 489 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,079 I can't do the can can if I don't have the dress. Now 490 00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:43,360 that I'm saying this, I think she was right. But it's also she 491 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,800 was talking about getting a fucking boat to get run the dress out in the 492 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,079 middle of the goddamn ocean. It's like, well, you're you have an 493 00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:52,559 odd brain. I think I can clear some things out, Okay. I 494 00:35:52,599 --> 00:36:00,239 think she has a very unrealistic goal or aspiration of becoming the chief still chief 495 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,199 stud. That's what I think she's she's going for. Yeah, yeah, 496 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,400 yeah, well she you know, that's that's what we need. Usually it's 497 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:10,800 it's second stud, third Stu Coo. This time we have second stud Chief 498 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:19,119 Stu Coo. Now what Laura doesn't know is that Asia and hot Captain racle 499 00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:23,599 lamb asked Captain are definitely fucking now, I'm kidding and this is alleged okay, 500 00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:29,519 and we're we're kidding about it, speculative fact. So we we get 501 00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:31,559 that Royalty free dream pop, then we go scuba diving, and then we 502 00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:37,320 get back to Luke speaking to Margo. I don't know, you were more 503 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,599 of a ladies man back in the day, so maybe Luke's behavior doesn't trigger 504 00:36:40,639 --> 00:36:44,960 you as much as it doesn't. I'm not gonna use the word trigger, 505 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:49,480 yeah, but I won't use it either because it's like, way, yeah, 506 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,840 it's pretty gross. I mean, this didn't work in my day either. 507 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,039 You can't just tell a woman, you know, uh, would you 508 00:36:55,039 --> 00:37:00,400 like suck my dick? Well? Yeah, that was fucking unbelievably discus gusting. 509 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,920 But also he keeps doing this thing where he's talking to Margo and he's 510 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:09,000 like, sy, what she drank? She's like tequila, and he's like 511 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:15,880 perfect, everything's lining up, isn't it. It's like, oh god, 512 00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:21,239 dude, yeah, very quid pro quel kind of conversation though, because she 513 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,800 seems to be evaluating him as well, she seems to be playing the game 514 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:30,000 a little bit and when she is asked how old she is by young Harry, 515 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,559 she says, I'm fifty three. Do we have a little Sea rat 516 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,840 j Law? Here? She has Jay Law? Humor? Do we have 517 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,639 Sea ratt j Law in Margo? I absolutely adore Margo. Let's get to 518 00:37:39,679 --> 00:37:44,480 dinner. The dresses arrive, we see a guest who hasn't been on the 519 00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:47,079 show yet, a woman named Rhoda. Love that name. I used to 520 00:37:47,079 --> 00:37:50,280 watch Rhoda when I was a kid. It was a spin off of the 521 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:57,480 Mary Tyler Moore Show. That's not Who's the drunk on Morning Television? Well 522 00:37:57,519 --> 00:38:00,280 I'm drunk on morning television? You know what I'm talking about? Coda Oh, 523 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:05,760 Coda Copy? Huh is that that last name? Coda Copy? Isn't 524 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,719 that a last name? I don't know if she drinks wine? Yeah, 525 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:13,000 yeah, no, that's not wrote. Is it from a seventy sitcom? 526 00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:15,840 Okay? Great? So um we Oh the reason you brought that up is 527 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:21,320 because Crystal pushes back, because Rhoda shushes her. Oh yeah, they're all 528 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,280 trying to get, you know, a little time with that, hie, 529 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:30,679 captain ask so um. The first course is a stuffed baked potato with caviar. 530 00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:34,159 Um. It looks like something that you would get from an Omaha steak 531 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,599 ship and you could microwave it if you want, just put caviar on top. 532 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:45,239 Um. Then we get dark for a minute with cheffy core memory a 533 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:50,079 teacher dismissing her is not a perfectionist as a young girl, and ever since 534 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:57,679 then it has fueled her to not become a perfectionist. Uh no, I 535 00:38:57,679 --> 00:39:02,280 mean these memories are sad. Then we get to dessert. Is that it 536 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,360 no protein? I didn't see any Oh no, no, no, of 537 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:15,480 course we got we got overcooked duck. Duval the duck was I mean it 538 00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:17,360 was wall to wall gray. I mean, you just can't serve this stuff, 539 00:39:19,199 --> 00:39:24,599 you have to. Her specialty is platters. She makes exquisite platter for 540 00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:30,719 breakfast and lunch. For breakfast lunch snack, it looks like something that Napoleon 541 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,880 eats, like some kind of cherub like um. I don't know, little 542 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,960 people walk that in for him because that's what he wants. But it is 543 00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:42,639 very very Versailles. The quality of these platters, the quality of the meals. 544 00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:46,960 I mean that dessert looked like if I was on mushrooms and I got 545 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:54,000 a hankering for something sweet and I couldn't really see. That's what I would 546 00:39:54,000 --> 00:40:00,880 make as long as you're doing kind of the out there. Yeah, imagine 547 00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:05,960 duck. That's body. She did that too, got to Yeah, okay, 548 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,840 I got slaughtered and yeah he did me dirt right, you know, 549 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:15,719 I want people enjoy me, okay, son, if the duck was going 550 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:21,440 to be okay. So it's tricky when you anthropomorphize animals like that, because 551 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:25,800 do they automatically have an understanding of our cultural customs and stuff like that? 552 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:32,199 Like does the duck immediately have a mastery of how he should be cooked or 553 00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:36,480 even that cooking is a thing or that fine dining is a thing. In 554 00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:40,840 this one, he does, and he's rip shit pissed. Yeah, And 555 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:45,639 she's like, I'm so sorry, and he's like, you know what, 556 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:52,440 apology not accepted. Apology not accepted. That's ridiculous. And then he um, 557 00:40:52,559 --> 00:40:54,559 is he a ghost? Yeah? Yeah, he's coming back? Man, 558 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,880 Okay, what are you looking for? Oh? No, I was. 559 00:40:58,119 --> 00:41:02,559 I'm pretty sure we heard him on that show. What was it? 560 00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:15,840 Oh? The videos over again? He really let her have it, though, 561 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,760 you know, sometimes brevity is the soul of wit. It's the soul 562 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:27,519 of quack. Hey, can I ask you something? Sure? Um? 563 00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:31,559 What was that? That was the audio that we didn't see during the episode 564 00:41:31,559 --> 00:41:36,519 where that duck coming back from death to let how do you say her fucking 565 00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:43,679 name? Yea Serena? All right, so Laura is boss saying Asia around. 566 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,360 Um. I don't like that. I love Asia. I think Asia 567 00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:51,360 is such a sweetheart. I don't think that she. Asia needs to be 568 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,840 in New Zealand or Australian news. She needs to be one of these people 569 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,960 who like throws to a fisherman and who makes like a dick pun and busts 570 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,320 the entire studio up. I get a kind of news person there where they 571 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,559 go out to all the like, Yeah, she's a remote news an. 572 00:42:10,639 --> 00:42:16,159 He's like, HOLDI there, I'm here on people going crazy over crayfish. 573 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,079 They're all like fucking you know, it's like a thing. They're all in 574 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,159 the puddles. Yeah, she's got like three fourteen year olds behind her given 575 00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:25,360 the camera vie. They're pretending to suck off a dick, you know. 576 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,039 Yeah. I don't do that. Yeah yeah yeah, And she like holds 577 00:42:30,079 --> 00:42:36,000 up her sorry, why do you say shut up? Kermit? All the 578 00:42:36,079 --> 00:42:38,519 fourteen year olds. Oh they call her kermit. Yeah, all right, 579 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:42,679 man, do you have an imagination? Hey, I feel like we're a 580 00:42:42,679 --> 00:42:45,679 little loopy this episode. Let's get grounded. Okay, let's get grounded. 581 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:51,159 Okay, not you? Did you say? Not me? You put a 582 00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:55,760 YouTube video of a quick twice? Hey, let's let's get let's keep this 583 00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:00,679 grounded though. Okay, okay. Um, So chef had down to talk 584 00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:06,920 to captain Captain of the food Serena. Oh you didn't mention that very very 585 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,760 wet, drippy dessert, by the way, Or did I miss that? 586 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,960 Maybe I was looking up the ducks out. Remember he was on mushrooms. 587 00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:20,599 Oh right, that's how it all started. I feel like I'm on mushrooms 588 00:43:20,679 --> 00:43:25,400 right now. So he goes down there. He says, um, hey, 589 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:34,639 listen, I know I'm hot, but also that dinner sucked. And 590 00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,039 she was like, listen, the duck was overcooked. I mean it looked 591 00:43:38,079 --> 00:43:40,039 like shit. I cut it. I was like, well, that's that 592 00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:45,599 looks like shit. And then I served it and the molten the bullet cake 593 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,360 looks like somebody on shrooms. Put that together. Fifth Graders at an ice 594 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,280 green party would push that ball away and Captain Jason Man is this guy in 595 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:59,320 Optimists. He's like, it was amazing that she knew exactly what she did 596 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,039 wrong, you know, because now we have some room for growth. Yes, 597 00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:07,440 and we also have a chef who specializes in platters and you can't have 598 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,559 that. But she does better next episode. So let's get to the next 599 00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:16,280 day, next morning. Captain and Asia are brother and sister. Um, 600 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,440 we've done enough on this, right, not buying it? Not buying it? 601 00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:27,199 Okay, So Crystal says, vuve is life, and I think you 602 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:32,159 and I can both agree that vouve is life. Good. She came off 603 00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:39,599 like Johnny Depp on a Thursday. She looked like an idiot. She looked 604 00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:43,239 like a drunk. I know you're on vacation, but yeah, it's not 605 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,880 a good look rolling around with the morning. She reminds me of this drunk 606 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,480 neighbor we used to have who saw me walking in short shorts one day and 607 00:44:51,519 --> 00:44:54,440 called me the F word and chased me down. Were these are the same 608 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,519 people that didn't like that you put a doorbell ring on your door. No, 609 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:04,760 those are completely different. Those were two um lesbians who are academics who 610 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,400 were also out of their minds. Yeah, yeah, they thought you were. 611 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,039 I guess I'll tell it quick. And because we got to get back 612 00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:17,639 to the show, but we installed a doorbell ring camera and it was pointing 613 00:45:17,679 --> 00:45:22,199 down the hallway and they walked out of their door into said hallway and they 614 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:27,199 were not okay with that. So we arrived home from vacation to a manifesto 615 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,000 tape to a door. I mean it was almost three pages and it was 616 00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:39,519 written in Lee Harvey Oswald type MK ultra panicked scribery um. And so we 617 00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:42,719 had a lovely conversation. They were like, we need you to take it 618 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,039 down, and I was like, guys, you are so sweet. I 619 00:45:45,039 --> 00:45:47,679 can't tell you how much we enjoy being your neighbors. Not taking the thing 620 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:53,519 down because we had already caught people trying to break into our heads. Oh 621 00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:57,719 yeah. I used to watch their cats, and they didn't tell me that 622 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,840 they had a little robot that spit treats out that you could watch the cat. 623 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,920 They saw me try to fuck the cat. Oh, I mean, 624 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:08,719 it's like they didn't tell me on someone's you know, personally, thank you. 625 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,400 If you're gonna ask me to take care of it, I'll take care 626 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,239 of it. My own way. I would like a little privacy please. 627 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,920 They didn't even mention that though, because they knew I would. I would 628 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,920 have them all right, we gonna get grounded. Yeah, let's bring this 629 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:29,719 back. Yeah. And also I gotta get out of here. So um, 630 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:34,039 we have a very sweet breakfast as squail legs. Crystal says that she 631 00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,719 is like Beyonce, and if she is like Beyonce, I am like Henry 632 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:45,000 cavill m. You're not likeon is one of the most beautiful, talented people 633 00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:52,119 on planet Earth. You are a drunk in a mean one. We'd love 634 00:46:52,199 --> 00:46:52,880 to talk to you. Yeah, you want to come on the show, 635 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:57,960 you coward? Okay, we'd love to talk to your sweet sea red story. 636 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,880 Adam his mom us that are humped to get him into Catholic school. 637 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:06,559 Um, who cares. Let's get to the docking while they are there. 638 00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:13,599 Ending the vacation, Brandon says, you know what, Chrissy, you kicked 639 00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:20,159 off the island. You're not on this vacation anymore. Brandon, the vacation's 640 00:47:20,199 --> 00:47:23,719 over. That's like allowing a drunk to fight people all the way through service 641 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,639 until closing time and then being like, you know, you gotta go Scar. 642 00:47:29,199 --> 00:47:32,400 Yeah, it's too late. Um, it's too late to apologize to 643 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:37,400 quote one republic. You know that I hate that band. Okay, So, 644 00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:40,599 um, Harry doesn't know what a labia is. And we get to 645 00:47:42,119 --> 00:47:47,920 the night out, but not before tip meeting, tip meeting. Yeah, 646 00:47:49,039 --> 00:47:52,519 oh big time, seventeen five Yeah, totally. Remember this is just two 647 00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:59,159 days people each Um, So they're gonna take that and they're gonna go straight 648 00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:01,360 to the club. They're gonna buy seventy five shots, try to make out 649 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,719 with each other and pour those shots on the ground. But first high before 650 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,480 Luke asked Laura she wants to be the first person to suck his dick while 651 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,760 he wears that absurd disco. I don't think he asked her that. I 652 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,440 just think that he pronounced in front of people, including Laura, who is 653 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,239 a cold woman, but a woman nonetheless, that he was going to get 654 00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:27,920 his cock sucked while wearing that helmet. Um, which would indicate or imply 655 00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:31,400 two things. That he's gonna get his cock sucked tonight, or if he 656 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:37,480 fails to do that, his incompetency aboard this vessel will give him another shot 657 00:48:37,559 --> 00:48:42,239 at getting his cock sucking. That I could also accelerate the incompetency because he's 658 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,880 focused all day long. Yeah. I can't stand this guy. So um, 659 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,880 we get a little Scott in Asia, fun face time together. They 660 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,360 love each other and he has no idea what's going on, but he's you 661 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:59,039 know, he's he's probably new wage kind of you. So Harry is trying 662 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:02,639 to play it cool. Um, he's gonna slow slow play this whole Margo 663 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,559 thing. And I think that's a good idea. I do think the necklace 664 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,679 is a little ridiculous. He's wearing one of those emblems that that house husband 665 00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:15,079 wore. Do you remember braun Wyn's husband. Yeah, yeah, one of 666 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:20,880 those, Like it's like the um the clasp on the front of Never Ending 667 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,800 Story, but on your necklace. Yeah, it's just like very big and 668 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,719 there's like an emerald in it. Yeah. He might have read the book 669 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,599 the game. Yeah yeah, yeah. The game is like there's a specific 670 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:36,960 dueling dragon amulet that you can get on Amazon adorn that and there's a ton 671 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:45,119 of pussy. So um, we go out and the Luke views Harry as 672 00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:52,519 um all over the place, someone he's not threatened by because Luke is subtle 673 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:59,800 now as dumb as that was to say, given his behavior, Margo does 674 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:02,960 ask if Harry is gay? So I think Luke is correct. Yeah yeah, 675 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,119 and I think I called her Laura, but I apologize. We've been 676 00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:08,400 going for a while. Yeah, that's okay. So let's see what do 677 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,119 we do? Oh yeah, so we just head out to the club and 678 00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:14,000 then we got like, what was the cliffhanger here? I guess Luke moves 679 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,599 on to create a second hr nightmare of the evening, of the first being 680 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,719 who'd like to suck my deck? Yeah? The second one is going in 681 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,119 for a kiss with Margo. Yeah before he kind of checked with her or 682 00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:30,480 she'd actually been on the boat from twelve hours. Good move, but a 683 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:37,440 move that inherently has baked within it a lack of consent from one. So 684 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:42,960 if you're going to do this, you need to be fucking story shit that 685 00:50:43,079 --> 00:50:49,280 this is okay. And you know what with Harvey Weinstein beating off in plants 686 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,679 and whatnot. I I don't think this is appropriate absolutely, But anyways, 687 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,360 jumping Kalen, how are you doing good? How are you? I'm doing 688 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,840 well? So jumping on it Tunes, ratings and reviews go to patreon dot 689 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,719 com. Slash another podcast at work, ad free fun episodes there pmc aps. 690 00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,880 Join us on bad tv for Flavor of Love? 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