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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with
Jack N. Carnaco and JP Sorrow.

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We continue with the twenty twenty three
Lapsed Fan Christmas Special. It's the Unwrapping

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Part two. It's the TLF Christmas
Show and we're going gift by gift,

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pod by pod bite sized on rappings
this year. Boss Man still working on

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some English candy from Derbyshire Drumstick Drumstick. I don't know if I'm gonna finish

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this or not. Actually not to
say it's not delicious, but we're about

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to crack open another UK sourced gift. If the side of the any McAllister

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from a mister g McAllister in Aberdeen, Scotland, the George McAllister. I

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love to get from European flavor from
Aberdeen, Illinois. See what our wonderful

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friend George is bestowed upon us this
holiday season. Can you a Scottish accent?

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I can never do it accent right, You can fucking take care of

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that ship. Goal fucking get out
of my fucking ass. Well, you

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wouldn't let me in it in the
first place, man, Just another look

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at the spoils, Boss, Look
at the floor covered and gifted. I

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can't look over there because Jeff Hardy
is still there and it's making me nervous.

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It all started with a life sized
Jeff Hardy cardboard cutout this season and

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we'll see, uh, in terms
of in person gifts this year, how

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it's going to end? What do
you mean one of these? Oh?

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One of these? From a wrapping
perspective, you can't unwrap the thing be

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stabbing it with a plastic ruler.
God, what the fuck is going on

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here? I guess you have to
triple tape it to make sure it makes

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it across the Atlanta Intact Gifts Inside
Gifts, Wow, outcomes a lovely red

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wrapped package Christmas Wishes wrapping paper.
Oh another package? Look at this box?

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Is is stuffed? That fucking un
wrapping? What? What oh fucking

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hell did did she make that?
Did did he make that? Holy ship?

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It's fucking so okay, it's it's
it's a Christmas card with fucking Dixie

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Carter on like a glamour shot,
laying stomach down in the grass in the

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meadow, looking like as not to
get fucking penetrated from the in the asshole,

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looking like a Lord and Taylor ad
do Jack and JP just want to

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thank you all for all your efforts
with the podcas has over the past year

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by sending a few small gifts along
with the very festive greeting card Dixie Mayna

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Dixie Mania is running wild. Y'all. Have a merry Christmas and a happy

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New Year from George McAllister. It
was the year of Terry on the cast

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it is it is definitely I'll make
sure, he said a few. I

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just want to make sure there's notinitely
similar. We've done that before to just

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the two lovely that's a that's a
cool card. It looks like original TNA

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stock. It doesn't look like something
he created. It looks like something,

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but it probably is. Yea,
hang king. We've got two packages here,

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George, go ahead, you go
first in Scotland. In Scotland,

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there your little fucking prick. Hang
hang hang hang hanging hang hang hang hang

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hanging. Wah wow, wow,
wah wow. I want wah wow want

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brother, what are you you see? Wow? This is a lovely piece.

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That is a it's a two hundred
piece puzzle. Holy shit and cards.

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This is the hull Co American flag
from the Wrestlmingia seven campaign WWF magazine

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cover. We's got the flag draped
over his shoulder, hulk cog and puzzle

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power bandana on. It's a Milton
Bradley Es addition, two hundred piece puzzle

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of the Hulkster himself and then two
cards to two trading cards made in Holland.

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Interestingly and yes to hul Coke and
trading cards. This is Classic Brand

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nineteen ninety one Classic Games hul Cogan
trading card and a gold series Merlin card

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from nineteen ninety two. It's all
in the sweet Spot says on this card.

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The Hulkster hasn't wrestled since WrestleMania eight. Whether or not he will return

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to the World Wrestling Federation is still
an unanswered question. Imagine the point in

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time is awes, dude, this
is that's ninety one. That's a vintage

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right there. That's yea Christmases,
the good years. Wow, this brother

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and the brother the bag that holds
the more from from our man George and

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Scotland. I'm gonna do that puzzle
this year. Fuck it, do it

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hard, do it live. We're
doing this play that. Actually I can

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play it. You can't hear it
because you don't have headphones. On,

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but I can fuck it, fuck
it, do it live. Oh,

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that's what we're doing. The twenty
twenty three Left Christmas Show the final in

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person gift of the year. This
is the unwrapping unfolds before your very ears.

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The boss Man has a bubble wrapped
package. What is that but a

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figurine that one of those dolls with
Yes, do you have his statue?

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Boss? Oh that's a nice one. What is that? Is that TNA

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Hogan? I think it? I
think it is is that the TNA Hull

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Cogan figure? Yeah, those are
the bodies that they had on the TNA

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action figures. I never even saw
that before. Look at this, How

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TNA appropriate And it's a fucking Dixie
Carter action figure. I simply voice screaming,

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Sobbies, even how my fucking perverted. My immediately goes to that,

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I can I can have Hogan fuck
her from behind? Oh God, I

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thought the little girls that their barbies
and that is it? Look at him

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bend her over over. The silence
said, it's deafening telling her what to

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do. It appears from this vantage
point that she's gonna risk it all even

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if she lose. The only way
for hul Cogan to hold his brother.

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Only one of his heads up high. He's penetrating from behind. It's a

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lapsed Christmas. It's his laps as
Christmas gets thanks to George and Scotland who

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has secured the bag, and the
bag is the TNA action figure of Hulk

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Hogan and Dixie Carter in the Year
of Terry. Here at TLH. It's

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only appropriate tl TLF a lot of
TNH inspired gifts this year, So now

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he's having Hulk Hogan land repeated right, hands dropping Dixie Carter, who's flat

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backing like a ten year pro bosses
manipulating the Hogan figurine, pulling his legs

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out. Oh oh, you're set
up the lag drop the whole time Hogan

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drops the leg on, Dixie hits
the rope though, Darling, it's not

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even a question. Oh huh,
I mean, how TNH is this.

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We've got the Hogan we remember in
the Milton Bradley puzzle for ninety one,

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all the way to the Hogan.
That kind of makes us realize, like,

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howpathetic that we idolized him in the
TNA one is right, the whole

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flipping of the narrative. He's huge
too, he's a lot bigger than some

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of the other TNA action figures I've
seen from that line. Well, almost

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same size as the Mattel Yours is
very orange. Think's ridiculous. Brother Hogan,

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of course has the bandana on in
the TNA version. How's that back

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looking it look Lazer's fine for approoved. He's got that hand that perfectly sells

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the small of the back. Brother, Oh brother, when we get out

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there, dude, you know,
just watch out for my back, brother.

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I when I could have zagged,
I could end up back under doctor

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You Rebay's knife. That's him selling
right there. So you sell out of

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a building, well hardy. Thanks
wow to our friend George and Scotland for

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a wonderful array of Hogan and t
t n H inspired packages and what a

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lovely way to cap our in person. Yes portion of the unwrapping two.

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It's the twenty twenty three t LEF
Christmas Show. Watch this space because we

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have it on good authority that big
gifts are still on the way for the

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big swinging dicks in the Solar system
said, so, thank you very much.

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Pour us a glass of eggnog and
keep it locked to the feed as

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TLF runs Christmas in the podcast space. I think there is a succeeding preceding.

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