Hey, everybody, welcome to Rose Pricks. Oh my god, it's a
special the Specialist day. We and Cecily and I already love the word special,
So this is a specialist. But we have well my old co host
of this very podcast and my new co host and his co host. It's
all happening. It's it's Ronnie Caraum and Ben Mandelker from Watch What Crappens,
which a podcast that I love, Cecily loves. We're all here. It's
a love fest. Hi guys, Hi, good to see you. So
good to see you. My little Steph and Cecily. It's a black box
because she refuses her nudity. I'm naked. I'm naked because I feel freer
to hawk, especially when I'm talking vander Pump. I just need everything free
and flying. You know, I'm not naked, but I'm raw. That's
where I'm at right now. You're naked on the inside, yeah, under
these clothes. So this this worked out because, um, you guys don't
watch The Bachelor, But now that we're covering vander Pump, it's right up
your alleys. Really is this is our this is our main a. This
is like one of the this is one of the oldest alleys we've ever had.
This is like when you go to like on a tour of like um
old London and they show an alley where they used to like have all the
horrors. That's our alley's and that's your alley too. It's like Diagon Alley.
There's there's a few alleys there, guys. Okay, And now The
Bachelor I don't watch anymore, just because covering it on Rose Pricks almost put
me into a hospital. You know what. You know what finally did it
for me was Stephanie's now just kidding. It was that season stuff during COVID
where they showed all the seasons in one season and we had, yes,
the greatest of all time, and I realized I had been fooled. I
was like, these are all they say the same lines every season. I've
been completely hoodwinked. I got mad and I divorced. The show gets terrible,
and you were already I was already on borrowed time with you because you
were already trying to quit, and I was like, um, wait,
just one more season. And so then we did that horrible Listen to Your
Heart, which horrible. The best things that ever happened to me? That
show? You Like, I texted me all the time how much you loved
it? Not even for I did, but just in general, like nobody
was really watching it. I felt like I was the only person. And
Ronnie was just like, what is this shit? This is terrible? But
it was amazing. We remember when they when they went to sam what was
it Sam Goody or sam Ash Music? What are they so to sam Ash
Music? And that guy played like that Elvis song on the piano. Yes,
I can't help falling in love with you, And I was like,
I cried, Eric, what are you crying? I can't Like you get
to be in the sam Ash all alone, and I think your three chords
on the That's why you cried, not because of the song. It's like
you get to go to sam Ash on Sunset Boulevard. I like that you
said it, like you accidentally said Sam Goody because and we all were like,
yeah, it could have been that too, Like they could have gone
to an old, closed down sam goodeo that haunted they went anywhere they could
that season. That boreshow, literally, that poor poor show. Oh my
god, yeah, crying you got this is not this is gonna be just
in my cackle. I shouldn't mute myself. I should make it so you
can't see me and mute because you dare. I apologize. I apologize.
I'm not fluent in Bachelor Nation. I have seen some seasons, I mean,
my romance, Reality of Choices, Love Island, so I understand that's
a whole different beast. So I thank your audience for letting me visit here
for today. Oh this is Vanderpump. This is all Vanderpump. And I
feel that our Vanderpump audience is in addition to but also its own separate thing.
That's the beauty of vander Pump. Cecily talked me into it, and
I have to say I talked her into Love is Blind because we cover Love
is Blind on our regular episode, and she talked me into watching Vanderpump and
I'm in, yeah, yeah, it's a spectrum. So when you,
Cecily, why don't you tell them what your your theory, your new theory.
Well, I have a theory, And don't get mad at me because
I know the fun of it is, like, oh my god, this
is no Graza. I can't believe I'm crazy but I have a little bit
of a theory that it's all completely made up by by Lisa, like she
has let us down. It's going to be like a hill the Hills,
Like at the end they're going to open up a sound stage and it's just
gonna be like it was all a dream or something like. I'm starting to
not believe any of this. Am I alone here. It'll just end with
a big wink from Lisa vander Pump like at it. Well, the show's
had the same executive producer, right, like the peoples who did The People
the People's I'm already getting dumber just by talking about Vanderpont Rules. The people
who did The Hills also do Vanderpuon Rules, right. No, I don't
know if that's true. I maybe I think there's some DNA there. No,
Bi Langworthy, executive producer of Vanderpon Rules, worked on The Hills.
I know that for a fact. Okay, that's that is some information that
is helping this is my mind is blowing. Wow. I just feel like
and Lisa, if anyone would orchestrate some bullshit, it would be Lisa.
Well listen, I mean it's she's doing a good job. How well,
have things been orchestrated on Beverly Hills since she left? Not well, I
would say, not not well, bitch, that's true a bit. Yeah,
Lisa, Lisa Renna tried it. It didn't work. Actually, you
know, look, we can give Bill Lingworthy. You know, I'm sorry
Ben I didn't. We'll check you because I don't trust you. I just
didn't believe you, you know what I mean. Fully boxed some Bravo gossip
yesterday. By the way, I just want to say, we're recapping real
households in New Jersey and I was like, I heard that Lexie is dating
the Points guy, and everyone today is like, then the Points guy's gay.
Never mind, so you should double check my gossip. He has produced
Southern Hospitality, which, by the way, it is brilliant if you guys
haven't seen it. Vanderpump Rules, Vanderpump's Dogs Overserved with Lisa Vanderpump basically Stasi
unanchored, Vanderpump Rules, Jackson Brittany, okay, Bill, Bill, and
Bill Langworthy is how to rough a rough few years of it, So I'm
going to give him this one. I was Orange County Okay, oh,
okay, well I was going to say a lot of those shows I haven't
even heard of, so maybe he's spreading itself to listen, He's no Southern
Southern Hospitality is a comeback show. It is like the second coming of Vanderpump
Rules, but now Vanderpump Rules has become a second coming of itself. No
pun intended on any fronts, But the point is that Banderpump Rules does have
some Hills, DNA and it. So you never know what could be,
what could be scripted or not. But you know, I even though The
Hills was very scripted, I think, you know, everything with Elsie and
Heidi was very real. So who knows, who knows where the reality lies
in this? But I kind of think it's real. I think, I
mean, I think some of it's real, but I think when what happened
for me? And we'll get to that. But at the very end,
when they're showing a preview for next week, when Ken comes out, when
Ken hobbles out, Ken Vanderpump out of nowhere, and he's just like,
hey, we Ken hot tea? How do we kind of have the hot
tea? We call him the flesh Room. But he's just like hello,
timing can you do it? Can you do it? Ken telling Lisa that
like, did you see Roco? Did you hear about Rocco? Us has
been staying in the assid tom Ariona has been out of town with the dead
grandmother, toning please don't just go to tea anyuzz off. I was shocked
that that team came from Ken himself, What the hell? But then how
did he know? I can't breathe already like he knew because Lisa Vanderputt told
him. And then you could tell she was annoyed because he's saying his lines
wrong. He's not saying it the way that they practiced it. Clearly She's
like okay, she like she swapped him off. Did you see that?
She's like, okay, boy, yes, please let the play out again.
God bless it. But the yeah, I believe that he that she
would do that because the past couple of seasons have been terrible of this show.
They have been painful, they've been hard to watch. Is my computer
noise coming through? Like dings and stuff like that. So they've been terrible
and this season needed something and I think without this scandal all thing, they
really wouldn't have had much. It would have been better than the other two,
but it still wouldn't have been much. And I think she was like,
fine, let's expose this shit. We all know Tom's bang and Raquel.
At this point watching the show, You're like, how does everybody not
know? It seems very obvious, right, right? Yes, it doesn't.
It seem like they all know. And Andy keeps saying, well,
I don't know if he keeps saying it, but he said on watch what
happens. I always want to call watch what happens? Watch Ricreppins now.
But Andy says, oh, we didn't re edit any of this, but
that has to be That seems impossible because this whole episode was about Raquel and
whether Roquel is trustworthy and whether Roquell is hitting on Tom. I mean,
they it seems obvious that they all kind of know at this point. That's
what I think too, you know, I think it looks like everybody knows
or they're already they're hinting at it. But they've hinted at it and been
wrong the whole time. And I think it's because the Tom's came up with
a good plan pretend that Tom Schwartz is after Raquel, or that they might
make out. Get Katie focused on that. If you get Katie focused on
hating a girl that's Katie's like best, that's her hobby, it's like shaming
one of the other girls. So you get Katie on that, and then
everyone will switch their focus. Get a Satchel. Let's bring Satchel in there.
Let's say we're poor, poor Satchel in so many ways. But we'll
get to little set. How did Satchel really facially folically? I mean,
the guy is just not winning on any level, the poor thing. I
don't you know. For as much as Katie hates Raquel, I don't think
she Katie realizes that she's basically just found the new boy Raquel, because he
looks a lot remember Raquel her first season. She looks so lost and overwhelmed
by everything that was happening around her. That's Satchel right now. He's just
like, it's like so many people, so many fights that are happening.
He just wants to listen to deathcap for Katie somewhere. You know, yes,
I and I feel that. I do feel that. I will say
we're Satchell maybe doesn't have the ruck, Like he doesn't quite have the Roquel
looks, so she got to sit there and just be like so pretty and
dumb. But Satchell's just like, what's going on here? What's happening?
All right? So goes to the beginning of the show Cecily, Oh you
oh, or you guys? Anybody eat us? Do you want me to
tell you how it opens? It opens with everybody is drunk, either still
drunk or hungover, and like James and Ali wake up and they've got like
a gallon jugga water that they're just swigging. What now, Now I'm newish
to the show. I've seen some old seasons and now I'm in the new
seasons. But like, is James the biggest train wreck of an alcoholic?
Like, I mean every episode he's going like I'm never going to drink again,
and then every and then two seconds later he's doing shots somewhere. Oh
yeah, he wasn't he? I mean he is an alcoholic. He was.
He's his past three years or so have been about not drinking. Yeah,
point, he was like on a sobriety journey. Like his first year
he tried to quit drinking by eating ice cream instead. That was a big
one. Would he would go to the ice cream shop, and then the
guy who owned the ice cream shop would give him advice and stuff, one
like how to stay strong? Yeah, feel evil, little laugh at But
that is such a vander pump Rule storyline. He's just like right, like
like the Yeasty Boys, I'm surprised when they get the Yeasty Boys, truck
guy doesn't come out and it's like, guys, I think you're doing all
this wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, James is his journey with sobriety.
Like, I have not been in those shoes. I'm very fortunate,
but I've I've seen the shoes at the store, and I feel like it's
not the most traditional. Maybe a way to go, but like I think
he's just like, you know what, I know, I have a problem,
but I'm just gonna deal with it after the show has ever canceled.
I think that's what he's committed to. Oh, Steph, you saw when
his dad was on there, right, and he's like, oh, you
haven't been drinking. Come on, boy, I mean, what kind of
DJ doesn't drink? It sounds like hideous, So what a hideous plan?
Yeah? What the hell? Hell? And the crazy mom too. The
mom's out of you know, that's it's sad. I know she's worked on
herself too, so I'll give her that, but she was unrecognizable and watch
what happens by the way, didn't Yeah, I didn't even I was totally
different? Was it from last night? Yeah? I haven't had a chance
to watch it yet. It does seem weird to me though, that every
episode he's like, ah, I'm really I'm really never gonna drink again now,
and then he's drinking. By the next scene, he's like mixing up
a drink and there's consequences to his drinking in every episode, and every episode,
Ali's like, you're a joke, like this is insane, But then
they're drinking together. So I don't know, well, that's addiction. I
mean, how many times have I broken up with Ben and Jerry both?
And then you know it's like the second the second my stomach clear is I'm
back in the three sem it's a complicated man, all right, So do
you want to go to the part where so they're all they're all drinking or
they're all hungover. Katie's drinking and saying she's having hair the dog, and
then Laala and Katie are talking about quell this whole episode, all they do
is talk about Raquel and whether or not they could be friends with her again,
And then they talk about how she's in the news, she's all over
the news for messing with married Oliver. And then they talk about how Roquell
was out dancing with Sandoval and Katie's like this is when Katie's like, well,
I've known him for years and I've never just been out alone dancing with
him, So this seems obvious that they write. But then again, Katy
has also not been out alone dancing with her husband, So I mean,
Katie doesn't go dancing. It is a smoking gun, but I don't think
that her evidence with the smoking guns the strongest smoking gun evidence. Yeah,
Also, Katie and Tom hate each other, so she wouldn't go with him.
Now, look, this is and we talk about this all the time.
It's so hard to recap it because we know that Raquel is guilty.
Shame dong, like we know so, but still watching these scenes, it's
like, you two are so may never friends with Raquel. First of all,
Laala is guilty as anybody as being a mistress, so she's being a
total hypocrite and you're kind of like Lea Rikel alone and why shouldn't two people
be able to go dance together at the abbey at one am? It's right
next to their work, plus other people. Tom made it sound like it
was a bunch of people after work going right after that, see you next
Tuesday, think going. So part of me is like, shut up,
you two, you're being assholes, you're creating. The other part of me
is like, you're right, and they are cheating and sound the alarm,
you know. So I know they're right, but I still get annoyed with
them in these scenes because they don't know they're right. They just happen to
They just happen to turn around and point their finger at something correct one time.
Yeah, a broken clock is correct twice a day as they say yeah,
they're like definitely, like whipping up a frenzy. It just so happens.
They're correct, They are correct, and you're right. It is hard
with Lalla because I've been very team Lalla this season. I never really thought
I kind of fell in love with her a little bit, but I realize
it's like a disconnect between my mind and my hard because I remember how awful
she was to all of them, including Katie, it's so weird, so
weird how they read that was what I liked. That's when I liked Lalla
the most was when she was being terrible to the rest of the cast,
when they were she was outside, her underdog, and they treated her so
pol because they were all mean girls to her, and she just like went
at them and she said the meanest things. They were not nice when she
said, I see you guys all haven't been working on your summer body.
It's so cruel but funny at legendary. But then the moment she was accepted
by them, she then sort of lost her magic to me and I I
she became their tool once she got it. So the mean girls were so
mean to Laala because she was the first one outside of their friend group.
She was the first person to be cast on the show as like as a
cast, she was cast. She wasn't just one of their friends, you
know, and so they resented her. They select shamed her. They were
so mean to her, and we were totally team Lalla, and I loved
watching her go against Katie and those mean girls because I hate those girls are
They're awful. So now to see her doing their dirty work and being up
their butts makes me crazy. And it's confusing because if you listen to Laala's
podcast or if you see La La on Jeff Lewis's show, I love that
La La. She's great, she's really cool, she's down to earth.
She's totally different on the show, and I guess she amps it up for
the show. But I mean, listen, I'm just recapping the show,
and you're being in a hole on the show. Right. Yeah. By
the way, just a little side note. When I did go to Shorts
and Sandies just to get a little recon little I'm like a little detective.
I don't get paid to do it. I just so. I'm just like
I was hungry. I wanted the lobster roll. Whatever they get paid to
do it. It snuck it. I wore like a little outfit head of
disguise that I put to that I sewed like in the end of Pretty Impink.
I put montage this terrible dress. They're like Cicely. Today's job is
spying on Wallburgers. It's like Miles Ego messily messily. Yeah, I like
sneak in whatever. So I but I did go and I talked to someone
who worked there. I will not reveal a source like deep. You know,
I'm like, let's just say deep throat. Let's just say this person
we're gonna call you. I could literally and what I heard after kind of
really digging around. First of all, we broke the news before. I
think that Roquel wasn't in the health facility. She said. She that basically
that she and sand of Aal were often Can I can I swear with you?
Guys? Can I say a bad word? That? Okay? Oh?
Does it make you uncomfortable? Also, I'll just say an F hole?
They're often an F hole? Yes, A fuck holes? I just
annoyed, It's okay. Ronnie was joking. So they were off doing Christians
Cecily. I thought you did some research and I listened and you mentioned Jesus
a lot. I do. I'm pramatized by early religion. I don't.
I still can't get it. I compare everything to the Bible. I'm like,
let's talk about how this relates to the Bible. Well, okay,
so really quick, they were saying to me, the nicest person of the
cast ever, like past president now is Kristen. They really Kristen's the nicest
to all that when she comes into tom Tom or wherever she goes towards to
Sandy, and they all still show up everywhere. They said she was the
kindest. They said even Katie was really the love Katie hate Sandoval, Raquel's
a sociopath. And the meanest of all is Shena. That's not surprising to
me that she is terrible, but Kristen it is to me. Really,
I can imagine because I've read that she's terrible, but I never believe it.
I just feel like it's always haters. I love she like. I
just think she has such a funny little muppet she does Hilaryris. But I
can also see Shena thinking that her star is brighter than it is. That's
right. Yeah. But by the way, I do have to say I
once went to Sir a few years ago and Sheina was my waitress, and
she was a very good waitress. Shea was on top of it what she
Now, That's why I went to Sir, because you know, this is
my job. And I went to Sara and had I had Christina the one
that yes, yes, kind of dynamic personality. Did she judge your order?
Was she like, oh really? Pasta oh peachey, Okay, yeah,
disgusting. I met Shena one time after season one at my neighborhood bar,
and I, well, i'd actually met Tom and Arianna there, like
I didn't know them, but I just saw them, but they were Shena
came in after and she was like, oh, hi, everybody, Yeah,
yeah, guess what. Guess what? It just herd guess what I
just heard. And then she like threw her head down like this like wrapped
all of her hair and started like pulling her hair. And during her hair,
she's like stays and two stays and two. That's right, guys,
we gotta. I was like, this girl's crazy, Like she's crazy.
She is crazy. The first time is not real, you know that,
right, hair is not real? Just so we're clear. The first time
I met Shena, I was at a cocktail hour of Canceled or Future Canceled
Bravos. I was having I was invited to cocktails with Stas Kristen and Katherine
Jennis. Oh no, I'm the curse. I'm the curse. And so
they invited me to the Grove. They're like, we're having happy hour at
the Growth and I was like oh my god. I was like, sure,
I'm gonna go, Like you know, like band Ben came out as
you know, so I was like, oh my god, Brod I started
inviting me to cocktails. So I went and we were sitting, you know,
like when you come out of the escalators at the grove, you go
through that sort of like narrow corridor where there's like two restaurants on each side,
and so they were eating. They were having cocktails outside in the area
right there by the little fence. So we're sitting there and was talking.
Was super fun actually, and then Shena showed up, but she was there
on an errand she had to go to the Apple store. And she had
this enormous iPad that was like the size of her body and she was holding
and she came up to the fence. She's like, oh, hi,
yeah, I gotta go to the Apple store because this wasn't working. I
just remember being like there was something about Shena with a giant iPad, like
grappling with her giant iPad, understanding how it works, Like it doesn't work.
I'm like, I'm like Roy up set right now, but I'll bring
any effects. And I'm like everything's gonna be okay, but like I'm just
like really like I'm sad about it right now to Marina del Rey. Yeah,
I'm going to I'm going to Marina. I wanted one of those giant
iPads ever since Ben has made fun of Shea with I won't go one because
I know Ben will make fun of it. No, no, no,
I don't know. I don't mind if anyone has a giant apaton. But
there was something about Shena with the giant one, because the giant ones had
just come out, so like, I've never seen one. S crazy.
I was like, how did Shena get this enormous iPad like this? Because
she can't talk because her mouth the way her the veneers that she can't so
she's like, oh god, it's oh she's got a retainer in her mind.
Yeah, it's got a really weird rap talker. Yeah. This reminds
me of years ago when I got this email saying that I was invited to
Bethany to have him to meet with Bethany, and I freaked out. I
sent it to somebody. I was like, is this for real? Oh
okay, So as she had just gotten her talk show. Remember when she
had a talk show for ABC, like Ellen's company. H and so she
got this talk show and they I got this personal email saying she wants me
to be there. She wants like I don't know if it felt like it
was like a focus group. Uh and but then as I wrote back and
forth with them, it turned out it was like to be in the audience
for her talk to show. It was like, yeah, two hundred of
my best friends. They're all right, yeah, okay, enjoyed me.
I'm gonna say, okay, hey, so, uh so, what's the
matter with you? You got a problem with you with your relationship? Okay,
great, all right, okay, great, okay, all right.
We talked about the East. Now we're at the Easty Boys. I jumped
ahead way earlier about the Easty Boys. But this is where we have the
fake conversation between Schwartz and sand of all, m M, this is our
fake. This is one of my my spidy senses. My mess lee side
came out. I don't know, I mean swarts pretending like I mean like
they're fifth great low crush on another boy. That's not a shorts impression that
was voice was doing. He's like, oh, I don't know about well
he for he immediately brings up that he he likes Roquel, but they just
don't have sexual chemistry. Yeah, I think she has a crush on another.
Yeah that sounds sounded so fake. That's what I wrote down, fake
fake, fake, But like it's weird because at this point he knows that
that she had sex with Tom sand of Ball. So you know, we're
like, what what was Shorts blowing up sand of Ball? Spot? Was
Shorts just being dumb? Like I can't figure out what I feel like,
I felt like he was setting up because the and he says, how are
you and Arianna doing, which opens the door for him to be like,
I don't know, you know, she doesn't want to come with me when
I want to get my nails done, Like she just doesn't want to do
like a couple stuff with me, Like she's just not very supportive. She's
kind of a bitch, Like, I don't know how well it's going.
He' isn't that supportive of Gail tips bro Like like Xandibal, he's playing himself
a victim. That's exactly right. Stuff. That's what I thought too.
Like there, I gets so riled up because I get so I don't even
know what teams exactly what he's doing. I mean, he's making it.
He's making her this monster, you know, which is what you do when
you start cheating on somebody. He started, I know, sewing the seeds
that they're horrible and emotionally abusive to you. Meanwhile, she's at home visiting
because her grandma just died. Yeah, two weeks after her cat died.
What else happened around? Like? Bad shit just keeps piling. And at
one point in this he's like, oh, yeah, she's out because her
grandma died, and like rolls his eye eyes. Yes, guy's terrible monster.
Did you guys, by the way, I know that I make these
things ten hours and I'm so sorry. But did you guys see the clip
of TMZ following him around this week? Yes, and they're kind of speed
walking, you know how they're walking backwards and Tom's like, oh yeah,
but he doesn't want to knock. He's acting like he doesn't want to talk,
but never telling them that Answery're like, bro, yeah, I just
don't really understand why everyone's so mad at you. Like people cheap, bro,
This's just how it happens. He's like yeah, yeah, and then
he goes and now look at you guys, you would like these huge celebrities
now and Tom just puts out this big smile like a see and then he's
yeah. And then he's like, because is this the same clip Ronnie where
they're like, oh, the guy's like so Raquel like she was at Mirraville
or something like that, and standibals like fild how many times I tell you
she's at a mental health Silby. She does not have access to a phone.
She's in a place to have four walls and a roof on it went
to a resort she is at like he gets you know how he gets too
mad at things. He's like, way too mad. He's like, not
cool, manni little resort. Also, what about when he's trying to say
the swarts, He's like, I work on things. I work on a
relationship. I give her a latte like that's his big things And he gives
Ariano alatte latte. Yeah. I even said that on the Howie Mandel is
a little too light. He's like, yeah, I mean I showed my
love and I tried to break up with her. But even though I was
trying to break down those walls. Bro. I gave her a latte every
morning and then, but he's like like, don't give Like, don't give
a gift if you're expecting a gift in return. Because then Schwartz like,
does she give one back? He's like, no, dude, this is
not a this is not a lot to exchange. This is a this is
a gesture on your on your behalf. Yeah. The Schwarts like the soft
kind of soft. He always just that soft voice, like just like,
does she give one back? I'm really trying. Was it reciprocated. She's
really dismissive of you, bro, Like, she's really dismissive if your latte
needs I think that she has patience. That's her. Her latte is in
the shape of patience for watching him gallivant around in a midlife crisis cover band
when he should be working out opening business that her money is tied up in.
You know, guys, we do have to I think as a group,
we do need to go see Sandoval in the most extras. I mean
I already did all the other We can do it with outfits. It doesn't
have to be us. We never have to talk about it. Outfits several
mutashes for us. I'm going let's talk about James h James and Ali discussing
how Roquel should have known that Oliver was married, because like, how could
she not know he was married? Like a simple google check? Well,
I'm not doing the boys. Google check. Yeah, simbo simbo google check.
I think she probably did. Later, But who googles somebody before they
make out? I mean before you bone or before you go out on a
date. I'm not gonna say before you bone. I've never googled anyone before
I had sex. I've googled them if they've gone to the bathroom before me.
Maybe, you know, if I've had time alone. But like,
when do you google someone? I don't think that's proof of anything. If
the relationship had continued, I would say, okay, sure, yeah,
I think making out a dance floor doesn't. You don't have to do a
background check. And on top of that, Lisa Vanderpump hads at at dinner
they are separated, So Lisa Vanderpump had stated it, and like on in
the world of vanderpup rules, she's basically CNN, I hope you believe me.
So let's well, we can talk about that part because so Katie and
Arianna go to see their sandwich shop, which, by the way, is
like the size of a handicap bathroom stall, right, it's small. Yes,
that's all you need, singer telling all the needs is a railing.
Let's listen, you just put up a little counter there. My whole joke.
The thing that I think is so funny. I totally support the sandwich
shop. I like sandwich shops in general, in like, I want more
sandwich shops in LA. But I just think it's funny that we never see
them ever making a sandwich. They've never made a sandwich on this show.
And I'm like, just like, just put together some simple like tuna salad
on white bread. I'm like, okay, now now I know you guys
can make a sandwich, but please start making sandwiches. Even James and Ali.
Even at one point he was making peanut butter sandwiches for them, remember
that part. Yeah, you have, James has more experience so far on
the show. Yeah. And also, let's not forget the Ali studying astrology.
Let's not take away that very important fact. My god her astrology sandwiches.
I support the sandwich shop too, but I think I don't have the
best feeling about it. A because of the sandwich shanks. They don't I've
never seen any interest in sandwiches, but also because the whole idea for your
business should be I really want to do this business, but there's was the
guys are doing something. Katie was mad because she kept trying to put her
two cents into Schwartz and Sandy's and getting into fights with Tom Sandoval, and
then Tom Sandoval was like, dude, this isn't your business. Stay the
funk out of our business. And then she's like, Tom, you never
said that for me, man, And so then she's like, well,
fine, he's cutting me out of the restaurant. We should do something.
And Arianna was like, we should do something. Why don't we do something?
What should we do? And they're like, how about a sandwich shop?
So that's not like a very inspired way to come up with the business,
like to get revenge on you on your friend's partner because they don't take
your advice, you know what I mean? Yeah, just I don't see
a biography being written about it. Well, that's how the cheesecake Factory came
about. I don't know if you know that they didn't even like cheesecake eat
cheesecake. Cheesecake Factories started by Joanne Applebee's after her husband started a popular franchise
with his friend Fritz, and everyone was like, Joanna, I don't even
I've never seen you eat cheesecake, like you're always on a diet. She's
like, well, I'll have sugar free cheesecake. Okay, Like what,
I don't tell me what the factory we're gonna turn them out? Do you
know the owner? I always heard the owner was a Sufi? Is it?
What's the It's the the religion that's all about excess. It's like,
let's join that, you know what I mean, Like, I know what
you're talking. Free. I mean I live, I think I live by
the tenants of it anyway. But the guy who it was always rumored,
the guy who owns the cheesecake factories has some big central place that he sits
with all the monitors of the cheesecake factories. And he's a really humongous guys,
like five hundred pounds, and he just sits there and watches all the
monitors. CH's caake taster, Ronnie, come on, be nice, Okay,
Okay, I have to say I did a search for the founder of
the cheesecake factory, and this guy, this very normal guy named David m
Overton. That says Evelyn Overton found a recipe in the local newspaper that would
inspire her original cheesecake. Everyone loved her recipe so much that she decided to
open a small cheesecake shop, but she eventually gave up her dream of owning
her business in order to raise her two small children, David and Renee.
So that maybe it's David. Maybe it's David who did it. I don't
know religion about access. I just love the Evelyn Overton religion. I just
friend requested David Overton. He said, yes, we're friends. I hope
you were wearing a wig when you did that. We're gonna She's gonna sneak
into a cheesecake factory as messily. I mean, if you think about it,
there is sort of a parallel here. Like Evelyn Overton, she she's
decided to open up a small cheesecake shop and then look where it is now.
So who knows what trajectory there could be for Arianna and Katie. Sandwich
factory going to become made the menu like bigger than a prayer for owen meany
It's like eight hundred page menu with like a you know, a hundred salads,
what like what went wrong? It's like I thought this was just going
to be a small cheesecake place in our sandwich inner sandwich shop. Ariana defending
Roquell again. I'm sure it gives us all just oh my god, every
time she defends her, like either she either knows already and they're just moving
the narrative along, or she really didn't know. I don't think she knows.
Not on that one, it didn't feel like she knew. Yeah,
And Louisa Vanderpump comes in to defend Roquell. Oh yes, they're all defending
Roquell and what made me mad? And this is serious, Cecily. This
is not Messily. This is Cecily. Arianna defending Roquell when she knows that
Roquell kissed Schwartz and that was upsetting to Katie, Like she never defends Kate
even though they're opening the sandwich shop together. Stuff. If you and I
opened a sandwich shop, I would hope you defend me against something, you
know what I mean. It's like, well, but Katie is going so
hard on Raquel like Katie is, which is funny because Raquel is doing the
things that Katie is accusing her off, but she does Katie doesn't know that.
Katie's basically like, you kissed Tom and you are a slut, you're
a whore, and like that's honestly, if we didn't know about what was
actually happening to Raquel, that is really so excessive. So I think that
Arianna is like not about like the slut shamming, and I think that's where
she's pushing back um, which I think is that's probably legit. But then
at the same time, what no one realizes is that Raquel is actually having
an affair. That's what's crazy, you know. Also this whole thing Riquel,
I don't think os Katie an apology for making out with shorts. That's
silly. She wasn't friends with Katie, she has nothing. Katie wasn't nice
to her, Like Katie is not a nice person, so she was never
welcoming to Riquel. She's she's has to shoot with her, and it's been
this long and now they're like making Raquel the lead or whatever are doing this
season. So Katie's like acting like she's going to make an effort, but
really they only brought her on that girl's trip to torture her and being made
to her Like, I don't think Raquel os Katie an apology. Schwartz does.
Schwartz is the one who made that agreement. Yeah, in that situation,
I think Schwartz should be the one getting to blame, and people are
on Raquel. I mean, I don't think it's fair to call her a
slut. Schwartz is the idiot, you know, totally is Yes, I
agree, I kind of agree that they both are in this case. But
maybe that's just because I know what we know what we know, and that's
why. Yeah, but it is a lot of situations to be to have
to defend Roquell. Right, It's like she's making out with Schwartz, She's
making out with Oliver, who then we find out is married. That's Oliver's
not like, that's not Riquel's fault. Okay, because if guess what if
Raquel hadn't made out with Oliver, if Raquel decided just to hang out that
table, it would have been Laala making out with Oliver, because Laala was
the one who was going after Oliver and Lalla's like, I give you the
green lights, okay as if and like it wasn't that Lah had done the
research and discovered that he was actually maybe with his wife. Still, Lalla
had the hots room and then decided, I don't feel like going down this
path of fighting the Raquel for him. So and we know that Lalla was
interested in him because afterwards, Lalla says to Raquel, I don't I would
never trust you with a man because the way you go after like other people's
men, implying like I had to hots for Oliver first, so like that
would have also them. It's also them being the older generation of the cast.
And that's one of the problems with the cast is that the cast has
aged out. They're not waiters at vander Pump They're not. They're just not
waiters anymore. When this show started, they were all cheating on each other,
sleeping with you. Ever, Katie got in trouble because she had her
head in Peter's lap or something like that, and Tom got all I mean,
they were all kind of hoeing around. That was the point of the
show. And so now you've got someone their age. When the show started,
who's Raquel, Who's finally single, and of course she's she's going to
go make out. Also, Stephan Cicily, did you guys catch Not that
I'm excusing Ben, but just because you guys are Bachelor hosts, did you
guys notice when Raquel said her bachelor line when she was she said something about
like putting her walls down and finally being vulnerable, or she did have like
a whole bachelor's speech, And I was like, Oh, she's looking at
this as the Bachelor where she's new on the scene. So she's going to
come try out all the guys and then let them fight over her, and
at the end, she's going to announce who she has chosen. Like,
to her, this is how, this is the normal, this is the
normal way of doing it. But they don't understand that she's on the Bachelor,
right right, So true. Let's talk about James how he's going to
be opening for Cascade, which, by the way, again, I will
sneak into a Cascade show if you'll have if you'll let me do that,
can I at least do that? Okay? Yea is actually a really big
deal. They are just yeah, yeah, how are they compared to Lincoln?
There? No, I don't. I don't know what it means James
is acting like he I don't know. When James says, oh, I'm
opening for Cascade, I don't know if that means he's playing He's like saying,
jetmen, Cascade Casade comes on the stage, or if James is like
playing at the hotel lobby as people check in for the festival. You know,
I think he said the pool party, right, didn't he say in
this he's playing at the pool party before Cascade at a match. Yeah,
but it's the most important thing of his life. Seriously, it's the most
important thing I've ever done ever in my whole want to say something on the
most important day in my life. I mean, that was your dream,
of all the dreams to open for Cascade, there was nobody else, Like,
I'm sure Cascade is a big deal. I guess if you guys tell
us it is. I've never had a bigger dream than that. I'm yeah,
I'm not dialed into EDM, but I have heard of Cascade. Okay,
so this is funny. So this is the scene where Tom and Tom
go to the fertility clinic and Jiz right and sandivals like, I'm here from
my jiz results. Now, nobody has a reaction to that at all.
It's it's almost like it's like a waitress joke, like they just heard it
all before. They're like, yeah, you're here for your jiz results.
Okay, follow me to the back, like no one's offended. It's you
know, it's like when the waiter comes back and tells you your dad,
Oh, hey, you must have really liked that. Uh no, I
didn't like it at all. On the plate's empty. Yeah, exactly for
the fertility clan, right right, And then they have to pretend to laugh
or kind of yeah. In this case, just nothing, yeah, no
response at all, So that we have to hear about his sperm, like
the size, the cow, the shape, the like how many. I
was like, that's too much information about People are so picky and judgmental about
sperm, like my god, like you have to worry about how your sperm
looks now, like we're really that judgmental where we're worrying about what our sperm
looks like I'm sorry, doesn't my sperm not have good enough hair for you?
Fuck you and you're fucking sperm judgment. I don't have to stand for
this. Also, the load. They were basically like, you have a
really heavy load of sperm, Like, now that's all I can think about
every all day, every day. Now. Unfortunately a local Unfortunately it's like
a local mall. It's a load of ugly. It's a lot, but
it's not pretty. Yeah, that's it. Okay. So so then shorts
with him. Why are Schwartz with Sandoval for these Arianna's h Grandma Sandoval needed
someone to shoot with no pun intended, and there was no one I guess
the doctor with it. They have a history of sperming together because remember last
season, Schwartz had to go get sperm for Katie because they were testing his
sperm to try and have babies, and so he was supposed to like not
be drinking and stuff, which he totally drank every day anyway, Just so
I'm sure Sandoval is. And remember Sandoval brought him over the basket of stuff.
He's like, here's a little then here's something cold, because I know
you like a cold handy, And then he went up to the stairs to
jerk off and Sandaval is just down there like, oh yeah, and they
haven't with them. I feel like they went to Lisa's or something. Lisa's
somehow was involved in that scene where she had to like They're like, what
is this and it's like, oh, it's just my sperm. Is this?
Oh definite? No? No, oh my god. Okay, so
then we had that whole sperm thing. Can we move over to alley?
The alley and sheina conversation for some reason. Now they're having a conversation where
she knows like, I'm definitely getting tacos. Order one taco, chicken taco.
It's like, oh, you want a beef taco, pork taco,
no chicken, Definitely one taco. So they're just gonna sit there for a
few hours. Definitely getting it. Yeah, they're definitely. When I go
into a former tire play that's been turned into a food hall with ski Ball,
I'm saying I'm definitely gonna get a single tacoco. Definitely. Yeah.
I gotten this episode. I'm sorry, Step. We also gotten this episode
where James went, Alie, this is where Ali showed me what a taco
saladies and my first taco salad. Yes. So okay, So Ali's finally
spilling spilling the tea. She finally to Shena, I guess whatever I'm asking
if there are they, because Katie staying there in an open relationship. This
is the part where she says, and she has really she's out they're my
boss fronds. They are my boss fronds and they're not in open She's so
mad. First, I'm hearing it and I don't bullly right? What so
am? And the fact that Katie said of Kennedy, I love this,
She's always ready to come back at Katie. So mad. She is so
mad at Katie, That's what I yes, why she's and of course dumbly
defended there Maybe that and maybe wasn't real because why would she? Why would
Sheina do that too? Now I'm now I'm back on the old theory that
it's not fake. I don't know because Katie's wait, why would she?
Oh you're saying I was to do this if it was fake? Right?
Right? I mean could she? I don't know. Could, But they're
the bus frinds or bus frinds fake. I don't think it's fake. I
do think that people probably knew before it came out and are not as surprised
as they're acting, because it really doesn't seem like Tom or Riquel we're trying
to hide it. There was some missing footage. Remember a couple of weeks
ago when they were parting in Mexico and there was footage in the pool.
Did you guys see the missing footage from the pool where it was Arianna and
Raquel and Tom Standival all kind of cuddling in the hot tub and looking through
Sime and someone was like, are you guys is getting awkward or something,
and then they just kind of slowly moved apart and Arianna makes like a throuble
joke or something. So yeah, I don't think that anyone was shot because
Raquel was hanging around them so much, and then when Arianna was gone,
she was still around Tom the whole time, so I don't know. Well,
Schwarts did say it was like an open secret. He said that on
Watcher Happens Live that was an open secret, But we never really knew know
what Schwartz is saying because he seemed like she was doing a lot of double
talk. But here people are way more suspicious than I was expecting to them
to be in this season. I thought they were gonna be completely blindside.
I thought it was not even going to be addressed, and the fact that
it is being verbalized is a little surprising to me, but she is absolutely
in denial about it if we believe it's not fake because Shena because that remember,
Ali's like, well, how would you feel about if Brock was sharing
a bed with Roquel, like at two am or whatever? Oh no,
if she was if she was out with him at two am? She was
like, I wouldn't care if they were sharing a bed. Really, he's
like a big brother. Yeah, And it's easy to say now, to
say when you're one taco deep. She was so adamant about it. She
was like, I would not even suspect anything, Like even if he like
was having sex with her, I would be like, yeah, because he's
like her big brother. Like that's that's fine, Like that's not a big
deal. Why are you overreacting? Well, yeah, I'm in that position
of going against the other girls because they're well, first of all, she's
always on the wrong side, you know this about Let's say her intuition is
really great. Yeah, seen, that's terrible intuition. But she's also those
those girls have bullied Sheena for seasons two and they're always coming for someone,
And I think she sees herself as sticking up for the person who's getting bullied
frankly, like she has. I think her and Arianna have kept ra Kella
part of this show because she could have just been gone with James, you
know, but they always include her. They always make sure she's invited to
girl things like the Lady events and stuff. And so I think she's kind
of like sticking up for her team here and saying, everybody needs to stop
slut shaming this girl who hasn't done anything, you know, like she hasn't
and at this point she hasn't done anything. They just keep trying to pin
her with stuff. Unfortunately that doesn't really work out for whoever has ever.
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. That's what's so frustrating is because like
we want to take certain sides based off of what we see on the show,
then what we know later on it underminds everything. So let's go to
the beach for some James craziness. Yeah, and Peter's hair got so long
again. I felt like he just cut it. It's Peter was there,
right, I thought for a second, I was like, how did you
threw it out? So fascinating a month It's like every Peter scene you just
right tape on that, I think we have confirmation of Peter. Yeah.
Yeah, this is a great beach scene, the Little Beach. I love
that, first of all. I love to sort of how to kind of
like a retro vibe to it is like beach blanket, bingo, whatever that
was called, you know, like Anna, what was his name, Anna,
beach beach Yeah, An, it was like, yeah, bingo.
We went through so many iterations of that. Yeah, and Frankie Avalon,
Yeah, thank you. Except except in this version they go can we make
sure to say by the trash can? What was that? Why? Why
did they want to be by the trash can? I don't know. Not
a single seagull around them, even the seagulls. No, Like, let's
just not go near them. Don't go to Hermosa. By the way,
when we talked about this on our show, who the fuck goes to Hermosa?
Have you guys ever once told your friend you know what should do to
do today, Let's go to Hermosa. Yeah, they're like, you don't
want to go to Zuma, you don't want to go to Malibu or something.
No, Hermosa. Let's definitely Domos. I want to be where I
can see oil rigs in the had a shark shark. Maybe maybe it's Satchel
because Katie brings satchel and they're like, no, sorry, oh my god,
look at all that help. No, it's steal satchel, guys.
So we've been trying to figure out. Tim Ben calls Satchel weird weird house
shaalom yeah, because he looks like didn't Shaloman weird out? And then people
online, people on mine have been calling him Josh Grobin because he looks a
little like Grobin. It hit. It's been killing me, like, who
has a powdered face and little nose and eyes kind of close together that he
looks just I haven't been able to figure that. Finally someone posted it to
yeah I've heard Kenny g But finally I saw the one that really got me,
and it was Stewart from in Living Color. Do you remember Stewart who
is the little kid? He was like, look what I could do?
I gotta look it up. Michael McDonald play played him, and he was
just this annoying little kid and she'd go, Stewart, come on out of
that pizza shop and he'd be like, no, it's like TV oh from
Mad TV. I'm sorry, Stewart, you'll behave your stuff. No,
hey mister, look what I could do. It's not quow amazing. Shallaban
too is So that's a perfect mix of that of Stuart and Shellaban. I
don't know what it is. I don't know how that didn't occur to me
and how I didn't read anything. But that's oh, that's so brilliant.
Kind of looks like Jason Schwartzman too, Like if he cuts his hair,
he'll look exactly like Jason Schwartzmann. But yeah, the problem is is that
Jason sche like. I like Jason. We know that he's funny. We
know Jason Schwartzman like, but we know Satchel isn't. So it's hard for
me to al together. Satchel skeeving me out with his constant rubbing of Katie.
It's so it's beyond just like New Love Pad. I don't care.
It's not like you, Pda, I'm not like that. It's just to
me it seems so um pissing on it, you know, it's like pissing
on it. Your take. It's gross to me. It's too sexual,
yeah, possessive, but central and it's like creepy, like seventies porn.
I'm kind of obsessed with seventies porn. But you know what I mean,
just like I just I want to make love too, yet I feel like
that's what like he's I bet he says that everything's like Kiti, let's make
love. I'm not misskissing, miskissing and like the seventies. So Shena right
away is like, She's like, I'm well, she said during a taco
dinner. During one taco dinner, I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell Tom Sandoval
as soon as I see him, I'm gonna tell him everything that's being said.
So she pulls him aside, and it's funny because you can hear the
mics. They didn't they couldn't. They didn't stop the track from the other
mics. You can kind of hear people talking, and she's did you guys
notice that? So she's talking to him and she's like, so this is
what people are saying about you. Yeah, and he's so angry. He
just walked right because they didn't even walk past the trash cab. She's like,
yeah, excuse me, everybody, I need to gotta get some sun
because I'm getting lacer to myrons, my mass chances. It's fun. By
the way, let me tell you what's like. You haven't moved down the
beach or anything. I think that camera foot camera people, they're total yeah,
but then didn't not feel fake. I mean, Sandival is the worst
actor. He's always been the worst actor I feel on the show, like
if even if they're even if something a situation is real and they have to
reshoot, you can just tell that he just doesn't He's not good at this.
He's so overacting. He's like, yea, what, that's crazy.
Why would I even do the Oh my god, Like, why would I
take somebody I'm cheating with. Why would I take a fair to a place
where my friends are That's crazy. I don't know. I think that Sandival
is a great actor because I remember his work in Peter sci fi movie that
was at the Burbank Film Festival. So I don't know what you guys are
talking about. They go to him, and they go to him in that
interview. Look the black like silky shirt with the gold flex in it,
with the bust ache and then his drink next to him, and he's like,
oh, these people are saying like that's crazy. It's so over the
top, legs crossed like like an old seventy like they're interviewing him for behind
the music from old seventies ss. I felt like he was like John Waters
with his like this, you know yeah, John Waters. Okay, let's
get to the James and Shwarts fight, because this is what we're all here
for. This is going to round us out. I mean, this fight
was out of control. I'm I have to say I'm team Shorts on this.
I know that's not right to say. I maybe I never to be
the corners because James is just always drunk and mad about and feeling victimized.
I could see how James got annoyed. I did not think that I did
personally didn't think the joke was that bad. I thought it was actually kind
of like a funny acknowledgment of like whoops, but it was. It was.
It was more in the realm of tasteless than it was not in the
realm of tasteless. But James. James's reaction to it was ridiculous because this
reaction was just a fancy and hysterical way to draw attention to the fact that
he was going to get some stupid music festival. We have to remember,
like why is Katie allowed to be so upset? But then every when Schwartz
shows any upset, nobody gets it, Like, no, not Schwartz.
James isn't get it. I mean, James watched someone who's supposed to be
his best friend trying to make the whole season about how he's going to hook
up with Raquel when it's clear no matter what James says, James is clearly
not over Raquel. So that's totally breaking bro code. So I think this
goes back for the whole season. Why he's so pissed at Schwartz. It's
not just that joke, and it's like Schwartz making a joke out of him
by flirting with Raquel, acting like a snow deal, then going in front
of the whole wedding party, like not only do you make out with her,
but you do it in front of the whole wedding party. Yeah,
that's true. I think he's just really mad. He's still obviously in love
with Raquel, or I don't know if he's in love. Maybe he's just
so stung by the fact that he got publicly dumped like that and having to
bring handed back at the reunion, and he just feels so I think if
Katie is allowed to still feel upset about the Raquel thing, I think James
is still allowed too too, And I think people need to get off James's
ass. Frank, you know what that's I like that, Ronnie. I'm
convinced. I'm convinced. I think that was a really good point. I
do agree James right now. No, James is totally. But that being
said, I don't think the joke was so terrible. But I can understand
the context of James how he hears that this is the guy who just who
just kissed the girl who dumped me. I know I'm not over, despite
saying I'm over, I can understand how even a joke that's like and like
a like a groner could just like trigger everything all at once. Well,
and they're also sitting next to that girl, Raquel yea, And the joke
was about the engagement to Raquel, so it's like it was bad. Um.
I think he deserved every bit of getting yelled at. Loved seeing him
get a drink drown in his face and he poured some of it out.
He says, I want to watch what happens. He poured a little bit
of the drink out, so that the whole drink. He was like,
I'll pulled some of it out. It was only a little bit of the
drink that man unreliable witness because every drug test in the CVS fell off the
shelf during that watch what happens? Okay, everyone heard the collective clatter of
drug test that was unhinged. And something we did not mention on our podcast,
but that does bear mentioning is that this is finally long overdue justice for
Schwartz pouring tequila on his girlfriend's head, that he finally got a drink thrown
in his face in turn. And then and then and then he has too
yeah, and then he has the balls to say do that again. It's
not gonna end. Well. I'm like, yeah, you've done it to
two different people, two girls, one of them was your girlfriend. I
love that his big like I'm a man like Schwartz is like, you can't
let just because I talked like this doesn't mean that I can't steal man up
every once in a while. So he's like, I'll put you in a
headlock. It's like, oh, scadlock, what are you gonna get a
MINIGGI shorts? You tell him? Well, it did sound like two second
graders arguing too, because he's like, Oh, you're gonna put me,
You're gonna put me in a headlock. I'll get out of it in two
seconds. Yeah, go ahead and try it, fat man. My father
was the manager for George Michael, you know. Yeah. Also, and
also you can see just how fake shorts is the way he bascilates between going
like, no, it was a bad joke. Who was a bad joke?
I stand by my joke. I can be callous. No, I'm
a nice guy. I'm like, okay, which one is it? For
any of those? But James was ridiculous through the rest of this episode.
He was so about crying and then like, I mean over a joke,
and then later when the when then when they go should we just skip to
when they're they're they go off to like the pier or whatever? Yeah?
Yeah, Katie, Katie and La La like, let's get away from these
amateur people. So they go to a restaurant and they're texting Christina Kelly,
come you to set the white building. It's like, hey, guys,
we should go meet them. It's like, why are you bringing them with
you? You dombassy to bring them. So they all go to that bar
and they're all sitting around there in such a strange formation too, Like it
looks like they're all like a corporate retreat about to share things about their lives
and um, and they're just like all sloppy. Of course, the highlight
of the episode for me, I think probably for everyone is James sitting there
drinking from the scorpion bowl and the straw. Somebody at the straw and it
flips out one like allegedly one fifty one gets into his eye and the scream
the guttall like primal scream of fear. How sexy. All I could think
of was like, I just want to have sex to day. I can
totally get it. Just coming up. It's the biggest day of my entire
life. I fancross guy Park, I mean prime for a madman. But
then it turned out to be water. The waitress came back and she's like,
yeah, that's just water, that's just for show. That's not one
to do it. Yeah, that's like the way the way he ran he
got up on the table and ran to the bathroom, and before he got
to the bathroom, he tripped over sea like tripped into the bathroom. It
was like literally one of the most amazing comic moments ever on Bravo. It
really was. Okay, so uh so it was next fighting with Schwartz.
So here comes Lala again. She's just gonna come for Schwartz no matter what,
you know. Lala knows the assignment. She shows up for work,
She's like, who am I going to yell out Today's So she goes and
she goes. She follows James over because she knows there's going to be shit
with Schwartz. They go to the bar and then James and Lala just start
going in on Schwartz again, which yeah, that was fun. I enjoyed
fun because James face like, La, La my back and Lalla, Schwartz
talking to you is like talking to a farm animal. And yeah, and
then they just but Schwartz and Lala just start hitting so far below the belt
like each of them and like in some ways it was all all like very
wonderful because Schwartz was saying some things that I was like, well, that's
kind of funny, and then she was saying things. I was like,
she's got it right, you know, and oh yeah. He was just
like, oh, watch you give some more plastic surgery and your lips,
Like why don't you get more lip filler? Why don't you get more plastic
surgery. She's like, well, talk to me when I can order something
at your place of business. I mean, I was like, listen,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like co sign, you know, the shaming.
But then at the same time, when he said you're like a bootleg
housewife, I was like, Oh, that was pretty good to me.
That's pretty funny. He's so mean. I always forget that, though,
because he always comes off with the puppy dog, best friend, nice guy.
But he's meaner than Sandoval in some ways, because Sandoval yells at women
and it's awful, but he and he does terrible things, so you know,
not letting him slide. But he doesn't usually say things like oh you're
so ugly, Oh you're you're well maybe he does, though maybe he does.
I don't. I think I think Schwartz is actually meaner than Sandoval.
I think Sandoval's done shitty your things, But Schwartz I think has a super
mean side, which is why he cultivates such a nice image because it's really
the cover up for the mean side. That's true. That's right. Oh
my god, what an episode. All we end on the producers talking to
Sandoval and saying, so, has anything ever happened with Roquel? Have you
guys? Ever? Lie Na Na, I'm like his lip went like that
and his teeth were all showing that stupid mustache just like that. It's like,
Wow, that's really believable, Tom, super super believable, buddy,
Yeah, totally wow. I mean it's amazing that the producers asked them,
but that that that they got this on camera. Bago. No, I
mean, let's like me like like like that's like me, like me and
I'm Katie or like something. No. Yeah, that was that felt very
real. That was the first time the whole episode. I was like,
oh shit, oh my god, this is gold, this is the Emmy.
This is yeah. I mean, just him sweating. He's basically sweating,
Like you said, his eggs are crossed in that weird ways. Mustache
is like he's like twirling. It might as well just twirled the mustache a
big plan. I mean, it seems like His big plan here was to
wait until the season was over and then he was going to break up with
Arianna then and make it look like he was just dating Raquel after, like
he was going to start dating Raquel after he broke up with Arianna. But
didn't play those cards very well. And you know it pisses me off because
you're a reality star. That's not fair that you you You've had you guys
have had three shitty seasons in a row, and you're gonna take this away
from us? How dare you? How don't they don't bring him back?
Agreed? So, guys, what tell me all the shows that you're covering
right now? My goodness, what are we not covering? We're literally covering
every single show right now. We're doing a Top Chef, oh My,
just finished Real Housewives, Ultimate Girls Trip, Summer House, Summer House,
Jersey, Jersey, Vanderpump Rules. We have another podcast on Mondrey Plus called
Dwell Hello, that's about House Hunters episode and how is there enough time in
the There is no, there's not There is not enough time. I'll tell
you that much that you're actually just seeing um a holographic representation of the two
of us, because we died a long time ago. So when you end
this podcast, do you go off to go do you have content that you
need to watch? A note? Take note? There's always always and then
m yeah, but you know Ben has a better work at Ben has a
work ethic I admire, like he'll spread it out more so it's not all
piled on his head. I like to if I have five hours of things
I can do, I'll do them all at one time and just make myself
crazy and then go to bed for two days. But then when I do
do my work, I'm like, I wish I could be like Ronnie because
he has that thing where he just does it right as soon as possible.
And I'm like, now, I'm I could be doing something else this morning,
but now I'm working. So you know, the grass is always greener.
But it's just there's there's so much content, and now with Peacock,
there's more content and they're just like pushing out the shows. But the shows
are by and large, almost all the shows have been so so good.
Yeah, you've been good. What have you guys been watching on Bravo besides
vander pump stuff? I know you keep up with a lot of the Housewives.
Are you a Jersey girl? No, I'm a Jersey girl. I
mean, I'm not from Jersey. I'm from Texas, but I I have.
But we didn't. We tried. They tried Dallas. It didn't work.
What a terrible I love Dallas, which I will. I will always
end up for Dallas. I loved it, even the last season, which
people really didn't like. I thought, all this I loved. We loved
it. But we loved the character. You know, we liked doing the
characters from the shows, and Dallas had such good like Deandrew mother, what
about getting the maccup company, then Mamade and then camera Cameron Wescott. Do
you want to be accepted into the clubs? Or don't you want to be
accepted? And she made me eat dim sum. I could give you your
inheritance and all this money and help you, but I'm not gonna. Yeah.
Storyline was like, I mean, that was like a great story,
honestly, and Lee Unlockin in her prime before she totally spiraled off one nuts.
Lee Unlockin was honestly a top to your real housewife. That's true.
We could just stick her on another show, but too late, she said
too many terrible things too. Let's put her through some sensitivity training and you
know, make it too late. There was even they were trying to tell
her at the show. They're like, okay, Leans, you know when
you said that chirpy Mexican thing, that's kind of racist, right, you
can chirpy. She like doubles down. Yeah, she literally went, all
right, racist. Do you know how many Mexicans I funt isn't even Mexican.
It's like, girl, it was not. It was unfortunate. So
okay, so watchro Crappens on all the podcast networks. And then you're doing
something on Wondery Plus. Yes, that's exclusive to Wondery Plus. Okay,
so that's where we talk house hunders and house hunders International anywhere else you want
to plug you. Oh, we're on tour. We we finished our tour
in June, so we've got two shows in May. We'll be in New
York and DC. We're gonna be doing probably Jersey and m Vanderpump Rules for
those shows, and those are big ones. And man, when there's a
big audience ready to rip the cast of Vanderpump Rules of Partland by, Yeah,
there's nothing more fun than Matt, So those yeah, fun. And
then we finish in June with a bunch of cities in Chicago, Chicago,
We'll be actually at Foxwoods Casino, Boston, UM San Diego, Columbus,
Ohio. We're gonna be in the Saint Paul Minneapolis, Saint Paul area,
So June's gonna be wild, so cool. And then Ticketscrapps dot com.
And what do you say? I said, Cecily and I are opening for
you guys. So that's so but it's so cool you guys come out and
seeing listen to you, and Ronnie is right, there is something very special
if we can get like a thousand people together in one room all to do
like tom sound of All. So we really encourage people to come visit.
Hi. You guys have a lot of crossover fans, people that listen to
our show that love you guys, and um, so I I highly encourage
everybody to go out and see these guys alive. I hear. It's an
amazing time and I just want to thank you guys so so much for giving
us like over an hour of your time and being so hilarious and yay,
thank you, thank you. It was so fun talking to you. I
love you, Stephanie. It's so good to see you. And Cecily,
it's so good to see your black screen and also finally meet you. I
think you're so funny and you're doing such a great job on the show.
I'm so glad to see Rose Brick's doing so well. Hi to all the
Pricks so I miss you, guys and everybody from watchut Crappins who's listening to
this, obviously check this podcast out. These ladies are great. Thank you,
Thanks everybody, Thank you. Bye bye.