WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.359 --> 00:00:18.640 Hey, everybody, welcome to Rose Pricks. Oh my god, it's a 2 00:00:18.839 --> 00:00:24.079 special the Specialist day. We and Cecily and I already love the word special, 3 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:29.879 So this is a specialist. But we have well my old co host 4 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:35.880 of this very podcast and my new co host and his co host. It's 5 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:40.479 all happening. It's it's Ronnie Caraum and Ben Mandelker from Watch What Crappens, 6 00:00:40.799 --> 00:00:44.799 which a podcast that I love, Cecily loves. We're all here. It's 7 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:49.759 a love fest. Hi guys, Hi, good to see you. So 8 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:53.320 good to see you. My little Steph and Cecily. It's a black box 9 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:59.640 because she refuses her nudity. I'm naked. I'm naked because I feel freer 10 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:03.439 to hawk, especially when I'm talking vander Pump. I just need everything free 11 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:07.519 and flying. You know, I'm not naked, but I'm raw. That's 12 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:11.200 where I'm at right now. You're naked on the inside, yeah, under 13 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:15.200 these clothes. So this this worked out because, um, you guys don't 14 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:19.280 watch The Bachelor, But now that we're covering vander Pump, it's right up 15 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:25.359 your alleys. Really is this is our this is our main a. This 16 00:01:25.439 --> 00:01:27.959 is like one of the this is one of the oldest alleys we've ever had. 17 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:32.480 This is like when you go to like on a tour of like um 18 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:37.040 old London and they show an alley where they used to like have all the 19 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:45.200 horrors. That's our alley's and that's your alley too. It's like Diagon Alley. 20 00:01:45.239 --> 00:01:48.799 There's there's a few alleys there, guys. Okay, And now The 21 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:53.560 Bachelor I don't watch anymore, just because covering it on Rose Pricks almost put 22 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:57.359 me into a hospital. You know what. You know what finally did it 23 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:02.760 for me was Stephanie's now just kidding. It was that season stuff during COVID 24 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:07.960 where they showed all the seasons in one season and we had, yes, 25 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:13.680 the greatest of all time, and I realized I had been fooled. I 26 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:15.800 was like, these are all they say the same lines every season. I've 27 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:21.159 been completely hoodwinked. I got mad and I divorced. The show gets terrible, 28 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:23.800 and you were already I was already on borrowed time with you because you 29 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:27.800 were already trying to quit, and I was like, um, wait, 30 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:30.240 just one more season. And so then we did that horrible Listen to Your 31 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:37.400 Heart, which horrible. The best things that ever happened to me? That 32 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:39.639 show? You Like, I texted me all the time how much you loved 33 00:02:39.639 --> 00:02:45.039 it? Not even for I did, but just in general, like nobody 34 00:02:45.120 --> 00:02:46.840 was really watching it. I felt like I was the only person. And 35 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:53.520 Ronnie was just like, what is this shit? This is terrible? But 36 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:57.280 it was amazing. We remember when they when they went to sam what was 37 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:00.319 it Sam Goody or sam Ash Music? What are they so to sam Ash 38 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:05.879 Music? And that guy played like that Elvis song on the piano. Yes, 39 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:07.159 I can't help falling in love with you, And I was like, 40 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:12.319 I cried, Eric, what are you crying? I can't Like you get 41 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.639 to be in the sam Ash all alone, and I think your three chords 42 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:19.240 on the That's why you cried, not because of the song. It's like 43 00:03:19.280 --> 00:03:23.800 you get to go to sam Ash on Sunset Boulevard. I like that you 44 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:27.400 said it, like you accidentally said Sam Goody because and we all were like, 45 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:30.479 yeah, it could have been that too, Like they could have gone 46 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:35.159 to an old, closed down sam goodeo that haunted they went anywhere they could 47 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:38.319 that season. That boreshow, literally, that poor poor show. Oh my 48 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:43.080 god, yeah, crying you got this is not this is gonna be just 49 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.680 in my cackle. I shouldn't mute myself. I should make it so you 50 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:52.639 can't see me and mute because you dare. I apologize. I apologize. 51 00:03:52.639 --> 00:03:55.039 I'm not fluent in Bachelor Nation. I have seen some seasons, I mean, 52 00:03:55.120 --> 00:04:00.159 my romance, Reality of Choices, Love Island, so I understand that's 53 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:03.680 a whole different beast. So I thank your audience for letting me visit here 54 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:08.520 for today. Oh this is Vanderpump. This is all Vanderpump. And I 55 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:13.680 feel that our Vanderpump audience is in addition to but also its own separate thing. 56 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:16.279 That's the beauty of vander Pump. Cecily talked me into it, and 57 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:19.480 I have to say I talked her into Love is Blind because we cover Love 58 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:24.279 is Blind on our regular episode, and she talked me into watching Vanderpump and 59 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:28.040 I'm in, yeah, yeah, it's a spectrum. So when you, 60 00:04:28.439 --> 00:04:31.639 Cecily, why don't you tell them what your your theory, your new theory. 61 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:34.000 Well, I have a theory, And don't get mad at me because 62 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:36.160 I know the fun of it is, like, oh my god, this 63 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:40.000 is no Graza. I can't believe I'm crazy but I have a little bit 64 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:44.040 of a theory that it's all completely made up by by Lisa, like she 65 00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:46.600 has let us down. It's going to be like a hill the Hills, 66 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:48.839 Like at the end they're going to open up a sound stage and it's just 67 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:54.240 gonna be like it was all a dream or something like. I'm starting to 68 00:04:54.279 --> 00:04:57.519 not believe any of this. Am I alone here. It'll just end with 69 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:01.879 a big wink from Lisa vander Pump like at it. Well, the show's 70 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:05.000 had the same executive producer, right, like the peoples who did The People 71 00:05:05.079 --> 00:05:10.040 the People's I'm already getting dumber just by talking about Vanderpont Rules. The people 72 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:15.040 who did The Hills also do Vanderpuon Rules, right. No, I don't 73 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:19.720 know if that's true. I maybe I think there's some DNA there. No, 74 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:24.920 Bi Langworthy, executive producer of Vanderpon Rules, worked on The Hills. 75 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:28.199 I know that for a fact. Okay, that's that is some information that 76 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:33.600 is helping this is my mind is blowing. Wow. I just feel like 77 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:38.439 and Lisa, if anyone would orchestrate some bullshit, it would be Lisa. 78 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:43.199 Well listen, I mean it's she's doing a good job. How well, 79 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:46.000 have things been orchestrated on Beverly Hills since she left? Not well, I 80 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:50.399 would say, not not well, bitch, that's true a bit. Yeah, 81 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:56.000 Lisa, Lisa Renna tried it. It didn't work. Actually, you 82 00:05:56.079 --> 00:05:59.240 know, look, we can give Bill Lingworthy. You know, I'm sorry 83 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:00.560 Ben I didn't. We'll check you because I don't trust you. I just 84 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:04.439 didn't believe you, you know what I mean. Fully boxed some Bravo gossip 85 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:06.959 yesterday. By the way, I just want to say, we're recapping real 86 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:11.279 households in New Jersey and I was like, I heard that Lexie is dating 87 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:14.000 the Points guy, and everyone today is like, then the Points guy's gay. 88 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:18.079 Never mind, so you should double check my gossip. He has produced 89 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:21.000 Southern Hospitality, which, by the way, it is brilliant if you guys 90 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:29.279 haven't seen it. Vanderpump Rules, Vanderpump's Dogs Overserved with Lisa Vanderpump basically Stasi 91 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.959 unanchored, Vanderpump Rules, Jackson Brittany, okay, Bill, Bill, and 92 00:06:33.399 --> 00:06:38.199 Bill Langworthy is how to rough a rough few years of it, So I'm 93 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:42.199 going to give him this one. I was Orange County Okay, oh, 94 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:45.199 okay, well I was going to say a lot of those shows I haven't 95 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:50.639 even heard of, so maybe he's spreading itself to listen, He's no Southern 96 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:55.680 Southern Hospitality is a comeback show. It is like the second coming of Vanderpump 97 00:06:55.759 --> 00:07:00.040 Rules, but now Vanderpump Rules has become a second coming of itself. No 98 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:03.600 pun intended on any fronts, But the point is that Banderpump Rules does have 99 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:06.519 some Hills, DNA and it. So you never know what could be, 100 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:11.079 what could be scripted or not. But you know, I even though The 101 00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:13.560 Hills was very scripted, I think, you know, everything with Elsie and 102 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:16.839 Heidi was very real. So who knows, who knows where the reality lies 103 00:07:16.879 --> 00:07:18.759 in this? But I kind of think it's real. I think, I 104 00:07:18.839 --> 00:07:21.439 mean, I think some of it's real, but I think when what happened 105 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:24.120 for me? And we'll get to that. But at the very end, 106 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:26.759 when they're showing a preview for next week, when Ken comes out, when 107 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:30.560 Ken hobbles out, Ken Vanderpump out of nowhere, and he's just like, 108 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:34.439 hey, we Ken hot tea? How do we kind of have the hot 109 00:07:34.519 --> 00:07:39.879 tea? We call him the flesh Room. But he's just like hello, 110 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:44.439 timing can you do it? Can you do it? Ken telling Lisa that 111 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:47.879 like, did you see Roco? Did you hear about Rocco? Us has 112 00:07:47.959 --> 00:07:51.439 been staying in the assid tom Ariona has been out of town with the dead 113 00:07:51.519 --> 00:08:00.399 grandmother, toning please don't just go to tea anyuzz off. I was shocked 114 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:03.839 that that team came from Ken himself, What the hell? But then how 115 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:09.079 did he know? I can't breathe already like he knew because Lisa Vanderputt told 116 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:13.000 him. And then you could tell she was annoyed because he's saying his lines 117 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:16.199 wrong. He's not saying it the way that they practiced it. Clearly She's 118 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:20.600 like okay, she like she swapped him off. Did you see that? 119 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:24.759 She's like, okay, boy, yes, please let the play out again. 120 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:30.240 God bless it. But the yeah, I believe that he that she 121 00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:35.440 would do that because the past couple of seasons have been terrible of this show. 122 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:37.879 They have been painful, they've been hard to watch. Is my computer 123 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:45.960 noise coming through? Like dings and stuff like that. So they've been terrible 124 00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:48.799 and this season needed something and I think without this scandal all thing, they 125 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:52.720 really wouldn't have had much. It would have been better than the other two, 126 00:08:52.320 --> 00:08:56.480 but it still wouldn't have been much. And I think she was like, 127 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:58.399 fine, let's expose this shit. We all know Tom's bang and Raquel. 128 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:01.840 At this point watching the show, You're like, how does everybody not 129 00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:05.759 know? It seems very obvious, right, right? Yes, it doesn't. 130 00:09:05.759 --> 00:09:11.600 It seem like they all know. And Andy keeps saying, well, 131 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:13.679 I don't know if he keeps saying it, but he said on watch what 132 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:16.679 happens. I always want to call watch what happens? Watch Ricreppins now. 133 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:20.519 But Andy says, oh, we didn't re edit any of this, but 134 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:24.720 that has to be That seems impossible because this whole episode was about Raquel and 135 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:31.480 whether Roquel is trustworthy and whether Roquell is hitting on Tom. I mean, 136 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:35.000 they it seems obvious that they all kind of know at this point. That's 137 00:09:35.039 --> 00:09:39.039 what I think too, you know, I think it looks like everybody knows 138 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:41.600 or they're already they're hinting at it. But they've hinted at it and been 139 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:46.080 wrong the whole time. And I think it's because the Tom's came up with 140 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:52.559 a good plan pretend that Tom Schwartz is after Raquel, or that they might 141 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:56.000 make out. Get Katie focused on that. If you get Katie focused on 142 00:09:56.159 --> 00:10:00.320 hating a girl that's Katie's like best, that's her hobby, it's like shaming 143 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.639 one of the other girls. So you get Katie on that, and then 144 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:09.360 everyone will switch their focus. Get a Satchel. Let's bring Satchel in there. 145 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:13.879 Let's say we're poor, poor Satchel in so many ways. But we'll 146 00:10:13.919 --> 00:10:20.039 get to little set. How did Satchel really facially folically? I mean, 147 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.320 the guy is just not winning on any level, the poor thing. I 148 00:10:22.360 --> 00:10:26.120 don't you know. For as much as Katie hates Raquel, I don't think 149 00:10:26.399 --> 00:10:30.039 she Katie realizes that she's basically just found the new boy Raquel, because he 150 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:33.799 looks a lot remember Raquel her first season. She looks so lost and overwhelmed 151 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:37.080 by everything that was happening around her. That's Satchel right now. He's just 152 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:41.519 like, it's like so many people, so many fights that are happening. 153 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:45.960 He just wants to listen to deathcap for Katie somewhere. You know, yes, 154 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:48.000 I and I feel that. I do feel that. I will say 155 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:50.879 we're Satchell maybe doesn't have the ruck, Like he doesn't quite have the Roquel 156 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:54.639 looks, so she got to sit there and just be like so pretty and 157 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:58.080 dumb. But Satchell's just like, what's going on here? What's happening? 158 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:01.639 All right? So goes to the beginning of the show Cecily, Oh you 159 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:05.600 oh, or you guys? Anybody eat us? Do you want me to 160 00:11:05.639 --> 00:11:11.200 tell you how it opens? It opens with everybody is drunk, either still 161 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:16.039 drunk or hungover, and like James and Ali wake up and they've got like 162 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:22.039 a gallon jugga water that they're just swigging. What now, Now I'm newish 163 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:26.000 to the show. I've seen some old seasons and now I'm in the new 164 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:30.480 seasons. But like, is James the biggest train wreck of an alcoholic? 165 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:35.919 Like, I mean every episode he's going like I'm never going to drink again, 166 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:39.240 and then every and then two seconds later he's doing shots somewhere. Oh 167 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:41.759 yeah, he wasn't he? I mean he is an alcoholic. He was. 168 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:46.320 He's his past three years or so have been about not drinking. Yeah, 169 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:50.120 point, he was like on a sobriety journey. Like his first year 170 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:52.320 he tried to quit drinking by eating ice cream instead. That was a big 171 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:56.519 one. Would he would go to the ice cream shop, and then the 172 00:11:56.600 --> 00:12:00.159 guy who owned the ice cream shop would give him advice and stuff, one 173 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:05.799 like how to stay strong? Yeah, feel evil, little laugh at But 174 00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:09.399 that is such a vander pump Rule storyline. He's just like right, like 175 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:13.840 like the Yeasty Boys, I'm surprised when they get the Yeasty Boys, truck 176 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:16.320 guy doesn't come out and it's like, guys, I think you're doing all 177 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:20.919 this wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, James is his journey with sobriety. 178 00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:24.039 Like, I have not been in those shoes. I'm very fortunate, 179 00:12:24.519 --> 00:12:28.360 but I've I've seen the shoes at the store, and I feel like it's 180 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:31.559 not the most traditional. Maybe a way to go, but like I think 181 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:35.759 he's just like, you know what, I know, I have a problem, 182 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:39.360 but I'm just gonna deal with it after the show has ever canceled. 183 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:41.720 I think that's what he's committed to. Oh, Steph, you saw when 184 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:45.360 his dad was on there, right, and he's like, oh, you 185 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:48.639 haven't been drinking. Come on, boy, I mean, what kind of 186 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:50.960 DJ doesn't drink? It sounds like hideous, So what a hideous plan? 187 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:56.279 Yeah? What the hell? Hell? And the crazy mom too. The 188 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:00.039 mom's out of you know, that's it's sad. I know she's worked on 189 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:03.679 herself too, so I'll give her that, but she was unrecognizable and watch 190 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:07.480 what happens by the way, didn't Yeah, I didn't even I was totally 191 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:11.679 different? Was it from last night? Yeah? I haven't had a chance 192 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:15.559 to watch it yet. It does seem weird to me though, that every 193 00:13:15.679 --> 00:13:20.200 episode he's like, ah, I'm really I'm really never gonna drink again now, 194 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:24.919 and then he's drinking. By the next scene, he's like mixing up 195 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:30.159 a drink and there's consequences to his drinking in every episode, and every episode, 196 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:33.559 Ali's like, you're a joke, like this is insane, But then 197 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:37.440 they're drinking together. So I don't know, well, that's addiction. I 198 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:41.279 mean, how many times have I broken up with Ben and Jerry both? 199 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:43.679 And then you know it's like the second the second my stomach clear is I'm 200 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:48.879 back in the three sem it's a complicated man, all right, So do 201 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:52.120 you want to go to the part where so they're all they're all drinking or 202 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:56.720 they're all hungover. Katie's drinking and saying she's having hair the dog, and 203 00:13:56.840 --> 00:14:01.679 then Laala and Katie are talking about quell this whole episode, all they do 204 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:05.120 is talk about Raquel and whether or not they could be friends with her again, 205 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:09.840 And then they talk about how she's in the news, she's all over 206 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:16.000 the news for messing with married Oliver. And then they talk about how Roquell 207 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:22.320 was out dancing with Sandoval and Katie's like this is when Katie's like, well, 208 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:26.440 I've known him for years and I've never just been out alone dancing with 209 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:30.679 him, So this seems obvious that they write. But then again, Katy 210 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:33.240 has also not been out alone dancing with her husband, So I mean, 211 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:39.240 Katie doesn't go dancing. It is a smoking gun, but I don't think 212 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:41.799 that her evidence with the smoking guns the strongest smoking gun evidence. Yeah, 213 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:46.759 Also, Katie and Tom hate each other, so she wouldn't go with him. 214 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:48.440 Now, look, this is and we talk about this all the time. 215 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:52.600 It's so hard to recap it because we know that Raquel is guilty. 216 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:58.720 Shame dong, like we know so, but still watching these scenes, it's 217 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:01.919 like, you two are so may never friends with Raquel. First of all, 218 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:05.720 Laala is guilty as anybody as being a mistress, so she's being a 219 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:11.440 total hypocrite and you're kind of like Lea Rikel alone and why shouldn't two people 220 00:15:11.559 --> 00:15:13.399 be able to go dance together at the abbey at one am? It's right 221 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:16.840 next to their work, plus other people. Tom made it sound like it 222 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:20.120 was a bunch of people after work going right after that, see you next 223 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:24.000 Tuesday, think going. So part of me is like, shut up, 224 00:15:24.039 --> 00:15:26.919 you two, you're being assholes, you're creating. The other part of me 225 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:31.039 is like, you're right, and they are cheating and sound the alarm, 226 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:33.679 you know. So I know they're right, but I still get annoyed with 227 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:35.440 them in these scenes because they don't know they're right. They just happen to 228 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:39.360 They just happen to turn around and point their finger at something correct one time. 229 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:43.000 Yeah, a broken clock is correct twice a day as they say yeah, 230 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:46.120 they're like definitely, like whipping up a frenzy. It just so happens. 231 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:50.600 They're correct, They are correct, and you're right. It is hard 232 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:54.519 with Lalla because I've been very team Lalla this season. I never really thought 233 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:56.559 I kind of fell in love with her a little bit, but I realize 234 00:15:56.759 --> 00:16:02.039 it's like a disconnect between my mind and my hard because I remember how awful 235 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:04.039 she was to all of them, including Katie, it's so weird, so 236 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:07.559 weird how they read that was what I liked. That's when I liked Lalla 237 00:16:07.639 --> 00:16:08.799 the most was when she was being terrible to the rest of the cast, 238 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:12.559 when they were she was outside, her underdog, and they treated her so 239 00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:15.879 pol because they were all mean girls to her, and she just like went 240 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:19.240 at them and she said the meanest things. They were not nice when she 241 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:22.879 said, I see you guys all haven't been working on your summer body. 242 00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:26.000 It's so cruel but funny at legendary. But then the moment she was accepted 243 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:30.240 by them, she then sort of lost her magic to me and I I 244 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:36.159 she became their tool once she got it. So the mean girls were so 245 00:16:36.399 --> 00:16:38.519 mean to Laala because she was the first one outside of their friend group. 246 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:44.240 She was the first person to be cast on the show as like as a 247 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:47.120 cast, she was cast. She wasn't just one of their friends, you 248 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:49.120 know, and so they resented her. They select shamed her. They were 249 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:52.320 so mean to her, and we were totally team Lalla, and I loved 250 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:56.559 watching her go against Katie and those mean girls because I hate those girls are 251 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:02.120 They're awful. So now to see her doing their dirty work and being up 252 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:07.079 their butts makes me crazy. And it's confusing because if you listen to Laala's 253 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:11.519 podcast or if you see La La on Jeff Lewis's show, I love that 254 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:14.640 La La. She's great, she's really cool, she's down to earth. 255 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:18.279 She's totally different on the show, and I guess she amps it up for 256 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:22.200 the show. But I mean, listen, I'm just recapping the show, 257 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:25.200 and you're being in a hole on the show. Right. Yeah. By 258 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:26.359 the way, just a little side note. When I did go to Shorts 259 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:30.359 and Sandies just to get a little recon little I'm like a little detective. 260 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:33.359 I don't get paid to do it. I just so. I'm just like 261 00:17:33.440 --> 00:17:36.319 I was hungry. I wanted the lobster roll. Whatever they get paid to 262 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:41.119 do it. It snuck it. I wore like a little outfit head of 263 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:44.559 disguise that I put to that I sewed like in the end of Pretty Impink. 264 00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:48.240 I put montage this terrible dress. They're like Cicely. Today's job is 265 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:56.640 spying on Wallburgers. It's like Miles Ego messily messily. Yeah, I like 266 00:17:56.799 --> 00:18:00.039 sneak in whatever. So I but I did go and I talked to someone 267 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:03.039 who worked there. I will not reveal a source like deep. You know, 268 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:06.839 I'm like, let's just say deep throat. Let's just say this person 269 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:11.880 we're gonna call you. I could literally and what I heard after kind of 270 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:15.119 really digging around. First of all, we broke the news before. I 271 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:19.000 think that Roquel wasn't in the health facility. She said. She that basically 272 00:18:19.079 --> 00:18:22.720 that she and sand of Aal were often Can I can I swear with you? 273 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:26.200 Guys? Can I say a bad word? That? Okay? Oh? 274 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:29.759 Does it make you uncomfortable? Also, I'll just say an F hole? 275 00:18:30.400 --> 00:18:33.880 They're often an F hole? Yes, A fuck holes? I just 276 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:41.240 annoyed, It's okay. Ronnie was joking. So they were off doing Christians 277 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:47.119 Cecily. I thought you did some research and I listened and you mentioned Jesus 278 00:18:47.359 --> 00:18:52.519 a lot. I do. I'm pramatized by early religion. I don't. 279 00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:55.160 I still can't get it. I compare everything to the Bible. I'm like, 280 00:18:55.319 --> 00:18:59.720 let's talk about how this relates to the Bible. Well, okay, 281 00:18:59.759 --> 00:19:03.640 so really quick, they were saying to me, the nicest person of the 282 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:08.079 cast ever, like past president now is Kristen. They really Kristen's the nicest 283 00:19:08.119 --> 00:19:11.920 to all that when she comes into tom Tom or wherever she goes towards to 284 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:15.480 Sandy, and they all still show up everywhere. They said she was the 285 00:19:15.599 --> 00:19:21.559 kindest. They said even Katie was really the love Katie hate Sandoval, Raquel's 286 00:19:21.559 --> 00:19:25.039 a sociopath. And the meanest of all is Shena. That's not surprising to 287 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:27.839 me that she is terrible, but Kristen it is to me. Really, 288 00:19:29.039 --> 00:19:32.920 I can imagine because I've read that she's terrible, but I never believe it. 289 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:37.559 I just feel like it's always haters. I love she like. I 290 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:41.519 just think she has such a funny little muppet she does Hilaryris. But I 291 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:45.039 can also see Shena thinking that her star is brighter than it is. That's 292 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:47.559 right. Yeah. But by the way, I do have to say I 293 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:49.920 once went to Sir a few years ago and Sheina was my waitress, and 294 00:19:51.079 --> 00:19:55.440 she was a very good waitress. Shea was on top of it what she 295 00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:56.960 Now, That's why I went to Sir, because you know, this is 296 00:19:57.000 --> 00:20:02.200 my job. And I went to Sara and had I had Christina the one 297 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:08.079 that yes, yes, kind of dynamic personality. Did she judge your order? 298 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:14.599 Was she like, oh really? Pasta oh peachey, Okay, yeah, 299 00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:18.680 disgusting. I met Shena one time after season one at my neighborhood bar, 300 00:20:19.240 --> 00:20:22.559 and I, well, i'd actually met Tom and Arianna there, like 301 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:26.640 I didn't know them, but I just saw them, but they were Shena 302 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:29.759 came in after and she was like, oh, hi, everybody, Yeah, 303 00:20:29.920 --> 00:20:32.000 yeah, guess what. Guess what? It just herd guess what I 304 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:37.880 just heard. And then she like threw her head down like this like wrapped 305 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:40.440 all of her hair and started like pulling her hair. And during her hair, 306 00:20:40.519 --> 00:20:44.079 she's like stays and two stays and two. That's right, guys, 307 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:48.480 we gotta. I was like, this girl's crazy, Like she's crazy. 308 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:51.039 She is crazy. The first time is not real, you know that, 309 00:20:51.200 --> 00:20:53.359 right, hair is not real? Just so we're clear. The first time 310 00:20:53.400 --> 00:20:59.279 I met Shena, I was at a cocktail hour of Canceled or Future Canceled 311 00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:07.240 Bravos. I was having I was invited to cocktails with Stas Kristen and Katherine 312 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:11.680 Jennis. Oh no, I'm the curse. I'm the curse. And so 313 00:21:11.759 --> 00:21:15.559 they invited me to the Grove. They're like, we're having happy hour at 314 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:18.240 the Growth and I was like oh my god. I was like, sure, 315 00:21:18.279 --> 00:21:22.200 I'm gonna go, Like you know, like band Ben came out as 316 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:23.519 you know, so I was like, oh my god, Brod I started 317 00:21:23.559 --> 00:21:26.960 inviting me to cocktails. So I went and we were sitting, you know, 318 00:21:27.079 --> 00:21:30.000 like when you come out of the escalators at the grove, you go 319 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:33.440 through that sort of like narrow corridor where there's like two restaurants on each side, 320 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:37.839 and so they were eating. They were having cocktails outside in the area 321 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:41.599 right there by the little fence. So we're sitting there and was talking. 322 00:21:41.680 --> 00:21:45.119 Was super fun actually, and then Shena showed up, but she was there 323 00:21:45.200 --> 00:21:48.200 on an errand she had to go to the Apple store. And she had 324 00:21:48.279 --> 00:21:51.839 this enormous iPad that was like the size of her body and she was holding 325 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:52.720 and she came up to the fence. She's like, oh, hi, 326 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:56.480 yeah, I gotta go to the Apple store because this wasn't working. I 327 00:21:56.599 --> 00:22:02.400 just remember being like there was something about Shena with a giant iPad, like 328 00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:04.759 grappling with her giant iPad, understanding how it works, Like it doesn't work. 329 00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:07.799 I'm like, I'm like Roy up set right now, but I'll bring 330 00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:08.880 any effects. And I'm like everything's gonna be okay, but like I'm just 331 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:14.160 like really like I'm sad about it right now to Marina del Rey. Yeah, 332 00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:18.200 I'm going to I'm going to Marina. I wanted one of those giant 333 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:22.839 iPads ever since Ben has made fun of Shea with I won't go one because 334 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:23.680 I know Ben will make fun of it. No, no, no, 335 00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:26.000 I don't know. I don't mind if anyone has a giant apaton. But 336 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:29.640 there was something about Shena with the giant one, because the giant ones had 337 00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:32.559 just come out, so like, I've never seen one. S crazy. 338 00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:37.160 I was like, how did Shena get this enormous iPad like this? Because 339 00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:40.680 she can't talk because her mouth the way her the veneers that she can't so 340 00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:44.160 she's like, oh god, it's oh she's got a retainer in her mind. 341 00:22:44.319 --> 00:22:47.599 Yeah, it's got a really weird rap talker. Yeah. This reminds 342 00:22:47.680 --> 00:22:51.720 me of years ago when I got this email saying that I was invited to 343 00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:56.960 Bethany to have him to meet with Bethany, and I freaked out. I 344 00:22:57.160 --> 00:23:00.880 sent it to somebody. I was like, is this for real? Oh 345 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:04.480 okay, So as she had just gotten her talk show. Remember when she 346 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:08.960 had a talk show for ABC, like Ellen's company. H and so she 347 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:12.799 got this talk show and they I got this personal email saying she wants me 348 00:23:12.920 --> 00:23:15.319 to be there. She wants like I don't know if it felt like it 349 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:19.160 was like a focus group. Uh and but then as I wrote back and 350 00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:22.880 forth with them, it turned out it was like to be in the audience 351 00:23:23.480 --> 00:23:30.880 for her talk to show. It was like, yeah, two hundred of 352 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:33.640 my best friends. They're all right, yeah, okay, enjoyed me. 353 00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:34.960 I'm gonna say, okay, hey, so, uh so, what's the 354 00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:37.160 matter with you? You got a problem with you with your relationship? Okay, 355 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:44.519 great, all right, okay, great, okay, all right. 356 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:47.039 We talked about the East. Now we're at the Easty Boys. I jumped 357 00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:48.680 ahead way earlier about the Easty Boys. But this is where we have the 358 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:52.519 fake conversation between Schwartz and sand of all, m M, this is our 359 00:23:52.599 --> 00:23:56.400 fake. This is one of my my spidy senses. My mess lee side 360 00:23:56.480 --> 00:24:03.920 came out. I don't know, I mean swarts pretending like I mean like 361 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:10.960 they're fifth great low crush on another boy. That's not a shorts impression that 362 00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:25.359 was voice was doing. He's like, oh, I don't know about well 363 00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:30.799 he for he immediately brings up that he he likes Roquel, but they just 364 00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:34.559 don't have sexual chemistry. Yeah, I think she has a crush on another. 365 00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:38.200 Yeah that sounds sounded so fake. That's what I wrote down, fake 366 00:24:38.319 --> 00:24:42.440 fake, fake, But like it's weird because at this point he knows that 367 00:24:42.759 --> 00:24:48.119 that she had sex with Tom sand of Ball. So you know, we're 368 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:52.000 like, what what was Shorts blowing up sand of Ball? Spot? Was 369 00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:56.160 Shorts just being dumb? Like I can't figure out what I feel like, 370 00:24:56.480 --> 00:25:00.319 I felt like he was setting up because the and he says, how are 371 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:04.400 you and Arianna doing, which opens the door for him to be like, 372 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:08.359 I don't know, you know, she doesn't want to come with me when 373 00:25:08.359 --> 00:25:11.039 I want to get my nails done, Like she just doesn't want to do 374 00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:15.839 like a couple stuff with me, Like she's just not very supportive. She's 375 00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:18.119 kind of a bitch, Like, I don't know how well it's going. 376 00:25:18.759 --> 00:25:25.319 He' isn't that supportive of Gail tips bro Like like Xandibal, he's playing himself 377 00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:26.799 a victim. That's exactly right. Stuff. That's what I thought too. 378 00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:30.759 Like there, I gets so riled up because I get so I don't even 379 00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:34.359 know what teams exactly what he's doing. I mean, he's making it. 380 00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:37.759 He's making her this monster, you know, which is what you do when 381 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.440 you start cheating on somebody. He started, I know, sewing the seeds 382 00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:45.160 that they're horrible and emotionally abusive to you. Meanwhile, she's at home visiting 383 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:49.279 because her grandma just died. Yeah, two weeks after her cat died. 384 00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:55.359 What else happened around? Like? Bad shit just keeps piling. And at 385 00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:56.799 one point in this he's like, oh, yeah, she's out because her 386 00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:03.240 grandma died, and like rolls his eye eyes. Yes, guy's terrible monster. 387 00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:04.799 Did you guys, by the way, I know that I make these 388 00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:07.519 things ten hours and I'm so sorry. But did you guys see the clip 389 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:12.200 of TMZ following him around this week? Yes, and they're kind of speed 390 00:26:12.319 --> 00:26:15.039 walking, you know how they're walking backwards and Tom's like, oh yeah, 391 00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:18.319 but he doesn't want to knock. He's acting like he doesn't want to talk, 392 00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:22.359 but never telling them that Answery're like, bro, yeah, I just 393 00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:26.160 don't really understand why everyone's so mad at you. Like people cheap, bro, 394 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:29.920 This's just how it happens. He's like yeah, yeah, and then 395 00:26:29.960 --> 00:26:32.920 he goes and now look at you guys, you would like these huge celebrities 396 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:38.200 now and Tom just puts out this big smile like a see and then he's 397 00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:41.599 yeah. And then he's like, because is this the same clip Ronnie where 398 00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:45.480 they're like, oh, the guy's like so Raquel like she was at Mirraville 399 00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:49.319 or something like that, and standibals like fild how many times I tell you 400 00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:55.000 she's at a mental health Silby. She does not have access to a phone. 401 00:26:55.240 --> 00:27:00.160 She's in a place to have four walls and a roof on it went 402 00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:06.160 to a resort she is at like he gets you know how he gets too 403 00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:08.279 mad at things. He's like, way too mad. He's like, not 404 00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:15.839 cool, manni little resort. Also, what about when he's trying to say 405 00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:17.920 the swarts, He's like, I work on things. I work on a 406 00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:21.079 relationship. I give her a latte like that's his big things And he gives 407 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:25.720 Ariano alatte latte. Yeah. I even said that on the Howie Mandel is 408 00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:27.680 a little too light. He's like, yeah, I mean I showed my 409 00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:30.880 love and I tried to break up with her. But even though I was 410 00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:34.839 trying to break down those walls. Bro. I gave her a latte every 411 00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:40.519 morning and then, but he's like like, don't give Like, don't give 412 00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:42.119 a gift if you're expecting a gift in return. Because then Schwartz like, 413 00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:49.079 does she give one back? He's like, no, dude, this is 414 00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:52.839 not a this is not a lot to exchange. This is a this is 415 00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:56.480 a gesture on your on your behalf. Yeah. The Schwarts like the soft 416 00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:00.079 kind of soft. He always just that soft voice, like just like, 417 00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:07.079 does she give one back? I'm really trying. Was it reciprocated. She's 418 00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:10.640 really dismissive of you, bro, Like, she's really dismissive if your latte 419 00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:14.759 needs I think that she has patience. That's her. Her latte is in 420 00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:21.119 the shape of patience for watching him gallivant around in a midlife crisis cover band 421 00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:25.519 when he should be working out opening business that her money is tied up in. 422 00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:27.440 You know, guys, we do have to I think as a group, 423 00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:30.039 we do need to go see Sandoval in the most extras. I mean 424 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:33.400 I already did all the other We can do it with outfits. It doesn't 425 00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:40.480 have to be us. We never have to talk about it. Outfits several 426 00:28:40.559 --> 00:28:48.279 mutashes for us. I'm going let's talk about James h James and Ali discussing 427 00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:52.079 how Roquel should have known that Oliver was married, because like, how could 428 00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:56.640 she not know he was married? Like a simple google check? Well, 429 00:28:56.640 --> 00:29:03.839 I'm not doing the boys. Google check. Yeah, simbo simbo google check. 430 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.720 I think she probably did. Later, But who googles somebody before they 431 00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:11.160 make out? I mean before you bone or before you go out on a 432 00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:14.359 date. I'm not gonna say before you bone. I've never googled anyone before 433 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:18.559 I had sex. I've googled them if they've gone to the bathroom before me. 434 00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:21.880 Maybe, you know, if I've had time alone. But like, 435 00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:23.839 when do you google someone? I don't think that's proof of anything. If 436 00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:27.359 the relationship had continued, I would say, okay, sure, yeah, 437 00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:30.599 I think making out a dance floor doesn't. You don't have to do a 438 00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.640 background check. And on top of that, Lisa Vanderpump hads at at dinner 439 00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:38.160 they are separated, So Lisa Vanderpump had stated it, and like on in 440 00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:44.839 the world of vanderpup rules, she's basically CNN, I hope you believe me. 441 00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:49.799 So let's well, we can talk about that part because so Katie and 442 00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:55.240 Arianna go to see their sandwich shop, which, by the way, is 443 00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.559 like the size of a handicap bathroom stall, right, it's small. Yes, 444 00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:00.519 that's all you need, singer telling all the needs is a railing. 445 00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:04.799 Let's listen, you just put up a little counter there. My whole joke. 446 00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:07.680 The thing that I think is so funny. I totally support the sandwich 447 00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:11.759 shop. I like sandwich shops in general, in like, I want more 448 00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:15.200 sandwich shops in LA. But I just think it's funny that we never see 449 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:18.920 them ever making a sandwich. They've never made a sandwich on this show. 450 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:22.599 And I'm like, just like, just put together some simple like tuna salad 451 00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:26.519 on white bread. I'm like, okay, now now I know you guys 452 00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:30.119 can make a sandwich, but please start making sandwiches. Even James and Ali. 453 00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.519 Even at one point he was making peanut butter sandwiches for them, remember 454 00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:36.759 that part. Yeah, you have, James has more experience so far on 455 00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:41.759 the show. Yeah. And also, let's not forget the Ali studying astrology. 456 00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.640 Let's not take away that very important fact. My god her astrology sandwiches. 457 00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:51.759 I support the sandwich shop too, but I think I don't have the 458 00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:55.160 best feeling about it. A because of the sandwich shanks. They don't I've 459 00:30:55.200 --> 00:31:00.960 never seen any interest in sandwiches, but also because the whole idea for your 460 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:04.559 business should be I really want to do this business, but there's was the 461 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:08.640 guys are doing something. Katie was mad because she kept trying to put her 462 00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:14.319 two cents into Schwartz and Sandy's and getting into fights with Tom Sandoval, and 463 00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:17.480 then Tom Sandoval was like, dude, this isn't your business. Stay the 464 00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:19.079 funk out of our business. And then she's like, Tom, you never 465 00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:22.599 said that for me, man, And so then she's like, well, 466 00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:26.440 fine, he's cutting me out of the restaurant. We should do something. 467 00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:29.119 And Arianna was like, we should do something. Why don't we do something? 468 00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:30.519 What should we do? And they're like, how about a sandwich shop? 469 00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:33.920 So that's not like a very inspired way to come up with the business, 470 00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:40.079 like to get revenge on you on your friend's partner because they don't take 471 00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:41.960 your advice, you know what I mean? Yeah, just I don't see 472 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:45.119 a biography being written about it. Well, that's how the cheesecake Factory came 473 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:52.519 about. I don't know if you know that they didn't even like cheesecake eat 474 00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:57.480 cheesecake. Cheesecake Factories started by Joanne Applebee's after her husband started a popular franchise 475 00:31:57.680 --> 00:32:02.400 with his friend Fritz, and everyone was like, Joanna, I don't even 476 00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:06.680 I've never seen you eat cheesecake, like you're always on a diet. She's 477 00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:09.200 like, well, I'll have sugar free cheesecake. Okay, Like what, 478 00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:15.400 I don't tell me what the factory we're gonna turn them out? Do you 479 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:17.039 know the owner? I always heard the owner was a Sufi? Is it? 480 00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:22.920 What's the It's the the religion that's all about excess. It's like, 481 00:32:23.880 --> 00:32:27.880 let's join that, you know what I mean, Like, I know what 482 00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:30.680 you're talking. Free. I mean I live, I think I live by 483 00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:35.240 the tenants of it anyway. But the guy who it was always rumored, 484 00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:38.440 the guy who owns the cheesecake factories has some big central place that he sits 485 00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:44.240 with all the monitors of the cheesecake factories. And he's a really humongous guys, 486 00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:45.559 like five hundred pounds, and he just sits there and watches all the 487 00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:52.039 monitors. CH's caake taster, Ronnie, come on, be nice, Okay, 488 00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:57.640 Okay, I have to say I did a search for the founder of 489 00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:00.680 the cheesecake factory, and this guy, this very normal guy named David m 490 00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:08.000 Overton. That says Evelyn Overton found a recipe in the local newspaper that would 491 00:33:08.039 --> 00:33:12.640 inspire her original cheesecake. Everyone loved her recipe so much that she decided to 492 00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:15.440 open a small cheesecake shop, but she eventually gave up her dream of owning 493 00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:20.400 her business in order to raise her two small children, David and Renee. 494 00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:24.000 So that maybe it's David. Maybe it's David who did it. I don't 495 00:33:24.000 --> 00:33:30.839 know religion about access. I just love the Evelyn Overton religion. I just 496 00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:37.960 friend requested David Overton. He said, yes, we're friends. I hope 497 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.599 you were wearing a wig when you did that. We're gonna She's gonna sneak 498 00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:46.160 into a cheesecake factory as messily. I mean, if you think about it, 499 00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:51.839 there is sort of a parallel here. Like Evelyn Overton, she she's 500 00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:54.799 decided to open up a small cheesecake shop and then look where it is now. 501 00:33:55.039 --> 00:34:00.119 So who knows what trajectory there could be for Arianna and Katie. Sandwich 502 00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:05.920 factory going to become made the menu like bigger than a prayer for owen meany 503 00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:12.519 It's like eight hundred page menu with like a you know, a hundred salads, 504 00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:15.719 what like what went wrong? It's like I thought this was just going 505 00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:22.719 to be a small cheesecake place in our sandwich inner sandwich shop. Ariana defending 506 00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:25.280 Roquell again. I'm sure it gives us all just oh my god, every 507 00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:30.360 time she defends her, like either she either knows already and they're just moving 508 00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:32.280 the narrative along, or she really didn't know. I don't think she knows. 509 00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:35.519 Not on that one, it didn't feel like she knew. Yeah, 510 00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:42.599 And Louisa Vanderpump comes in to defend Roquell. Oh yes, they're all defending 511 00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:45.199 Roquell and what made me mad? And this is serious, Cecily. This 512 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:51.000 is not Messily. This is Cecily. Arianna defending Roquell when she knows that 513 00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:54.440 Roquell kissed Schwartz and that was upsetting to Katie, Like she never defends Kate 514 00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:58.320 even though they're opening the sandwich shop together. Stuff. If you and I 515 00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:01.400 opened a sandwich shop, I would hope you defend me against something, you 516 00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:05.559 know what I mean. It's like, well, but Katie is going so 517 00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.760 hard on Raquel like Katie is, which is funny because Raquel is doing the 518 00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:12.480 things that Katie is accusing her off, but she does Katie doesn't know that. 519 00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:15.440 Katie's basically like, you kissed Tom and you are a slut, you're 520 00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:21.639 a whore, and like that's honestly, if we didn't know about what was 521 00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:24.639 actually happening to Raquel, that is really so excessive. So I think that 522 00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:30.000 Arianna is like not about like the slut shamming, and I think that's where 523 00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:34.719 she's pushing back um, which I think is that's probably legit. But then 524 00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:39.199 at the same time, what no one realizes is that Raquel is actually having 525 00:35:39.199 --> 00:35:43.679 an affair. That's what's crazy, you know. Also this whole thing Riquel, 526 00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:45.679 I don't think os Katie an apology for making out with shorts. That's 527 00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:50.039 silly. She wasn't friends with Katie, she has nothing. Katie wasn't nice 528 00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:52.000 to her, Like Katie is not a nice person, so she was never 529 00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:57.280 welcoming to Riquel. She's she's has to shoot with her, and it's been 530 00:35:57.360 --> 00:36:00.440 this long and now they're like making Raquel the lead or whatever are doing this 531 00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:04.119 season. So Katie's like acting like she's going to make an effort, but 532 00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.519 really they only brought her on that girl's trip to torture her and being made 533 00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:10.360 to her Like, I don't think Raquel os Katie an apology. Schwartz does. 534 00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:14.960 Schwartz is the one who made that agreement. Yeah, in that situation, 535 00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:17.159 I think Schwartz should be the one getting to blame, and people are 536 00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:20.599 on Raquel. I mean, I don't think it's fair to call her a 537 00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:23.480 slut. Schwartz is the idiot, you know, totally is Yes, I 538 00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:27.000 agree, I kind of agree that they both are in this case. But 539 00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:30.119 maybe that's just because I know what we know what we know, and that's 540 00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:35.519 why. Yeah, but it is a lot of situations to be to have 541 00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:38.920 to defend Roquell. Right, It's like she's making out with Schwartz, She's 542 00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:43.599 making out with Oliver, who then we find out is married. That's Oliver's 543 00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.079 not like, that's not Riquel's fault. Okay, because if guess what if 544 00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:50.320 Raquel hadn't made out with Oliver, if Raquel decided just to hang out that 545 00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:52.039 table, it would have been Laala making out with Oliver, because Laala was 546 00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:55.880 the one who was going after Oliver and Lalla's like, I give you the 547 00:36:55.960 --> 00:37:00.840 green lights, okay as if and like it wasn't that Lah had done the 548 00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:05.639 research and discovered that he was actually maybe with his wife. Still, Lalla 549 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.360 had the hots room and then decided, I don't feel like going down this 550 00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:10.559 path of fighting the Raquel for him. So and we know that Lalla was 551 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:15.360 interested in him because afterwards, Lalla says to Raquel, I don't I would 552 00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:19.440 never trust you with a man because the way you go after like other people's 553 00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:22.639 men, implying like I had to hots for Oliver first, so like that 554 00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:28.199 would have also them. It's also them being the older generation of the cast. 555 00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:30.519 And that's one of the problems with the cast is that the cast has 556 00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:34.599 aged out. They're not waiters at vander Pump They're not. They're just not 557 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:38.199 waiters anymore. When this show started, they were all cheating on each other, 558 00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:42.400 sleeping with you. Ever, Katie got in trouble because she had her 559 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:45.719 head in Peter's lap or something like that, and Tom got all I mean, 560 00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:46.880 they were all kind of hoeing around. That was the point of the 561 00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:51.880 show. And so now you've got someone their age. When the show started, 562 00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:55.079 who's Raquel, Who's finally single, and of course she's she's going to 563 00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:59.760 go make out. Also, Stephan Cicily, did you guys catch Not that 564 00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:02.360 I'm excusing Ben, but just because you guys are Bachelor hosts, did you 565 00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:07.199 guys notice when Raquel said her bachelor line when she was she said something about 566 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:10.800 like putting her walls down and finally being vulnerable, or she did have like 567 00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:15.480 a whole bachelor's speech, And I was like, Oh, she's looking at 568 00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:19.760 this as the Bachelor where she's new on the scene. So she's going to 569 00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:22.159 come try out all the guys and then let them fight over her, and 570 00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:25.079 at the end, she's going to announce who she has chosen. Like, 571 00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:29.679 to her, this is how, this is the normal, this is the 572 00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:32.639 normal way of doing it. But they don't understand that she's on the Bachelor, 573 00:38:34.039 --> 00:38:38.239 right right, So true. Let's talk about James how he's going to 574 00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:43.079 be opening for Cascade, which, by the way, again, I will 575 00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.880 sneak into a Cascade show if you'll have if you'll let me do that, 576 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:51.039 can I at least do that? Okay? Yea is actually a really big 577 00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:55.360 deal. They are just yeah, yeah, how are they compared to Lincoln? 578 00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:02.519 There? No, I don't. I don't know what it means James 579 00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:07.159 is acting like he I don't know. When James says, oh, I'm 580 00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:10.400 opening for Cascade, I don't know if that means he's playing He's like saying, 581 00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:15.519 jetmen, Cascade Casade comes on the stage, or if James is like 582 00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:19.239 playing at the hotel lobby as people check in for the festival. You know, 583 00:39:19.440 --> 00:39:21.840 I think he said the pool party, right, didn't he say in 584 00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:24.559 this he's playing at the pool party before Cascade at a match. Yeah, 585 00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:30.719 but it's the most important thing of his life. Seriously, it's the most 586 00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:34.239 important thing I've ever done ever in my whole want to say something on the 587 00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:37.920 most important day in my life. I mean, that was your dream, 588 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.320 of all the dreams to open for Cascade, there was nobody else, Like, 589 00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:43.880 I'm sure Cascade is a big deal. I guess if you guys tell 590 00:39:43.960 --> 00:39:51.159 us it is. I've never had a bigger dream than that. I'm yeah, 591 00:39:51.159 --> 00:39:53.119 I'm not dialed into EDM, but I have heard of Cascade. Okay, 592 00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:57.519 so this is funny. So this is the scene where Tom and Tom 593 00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.599 go to the fertility clinic and Jiz right and sandivals like, I'm here from 594 00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:06.000 my jiz results. Now, nobody has a reaction to that at all. 595 00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:09.280 It's it's almost like it's like a waitress joke, like they just heard it 596 00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:12.679 all before. They're like, yeah, you're here for your jiz results. 597 00:40:12.719 --> 00:40:15.320 Okay, follow me to the back, like no one's offended. It's you 598 00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:19.239 know, it's like when the waiter comes back and tells you your dad, 599 00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:22.440 Oh, hey, you must have really liked that. Uh no, I 600 00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:24.719 didn't like it at all. On the plate's empty. Yeah, exactly for 601 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:30.679 the fertility clan, right right, And then they have to pretend to laugh 602 00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:32.360 or kind of yeah. In this case, just nothing, yeah, no 603 00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:36.719 response at all, So that we have to hear about his sperm, like 604 00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:39.519 the size, the cow, the shape, the like how many. I 605 00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:45.000 was like, that's too much information about People are so picky and judgmental about 606 00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:50.239 sperm, like my god, like you have to worry about how your sperm 607 00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:53.559 looks now, like we're really that judgmental where we're worrying about what our sperm 608 00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:58.360 looks like I'm sorry, doesn't my sperm not have good enough hair for you? 609 00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:00.320 Fuck you and you're fucking sperm judgment. I don't have to stand for 610 00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:04.519 this. Also, the load. They were basically like, you have a 611 00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:07.679 really heavy load of sperm, Like, now that's all I can think about 612 00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:12.480 every all day, every day. Now. Unfortunately a local Unfortunately it's like 613 00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:17.000 a local mall. It's a load of ugly. It's a lot, but 614 00:41:17.079 --> 00:41:22.239 it's not pretty. Yeah, that's it. Okay. So so then shorts 615 00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:30.400 with him. Why are Schwartz with Sandoval for these Arianna's h Grandma Sandoval needed 616 00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:36.519 someone to shoot with no pun intended, and there was no one I guess 617 00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:43.159 the doctor with it. They have a history of sperming together because remember last 618 00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:49.079 season, Schwartz had to go get sperm for Katie because they were testing his 619 00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:52.599 sperm to try and have babies, and so he was supposed to like not 620 00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:55.119 be drinking and stuff, which he totally drank every day anyway, Just so 621 00:41:55.199 --> 00:42:00.199 I'm sure Sandoval is. And remember Sandoval brought him over the basket of stuff. 622 00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:02.719 He's like, here's a little then here's something cold, because I know 623 00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:07.840 you like a cold handy, And then he went up to the stairs to 624 00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:16.119 jerk off and Sandaval is just down there like, oh yeah, and they 625 00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:20.199 haven't with them. I feel like they went to Lisa's or something. Lisa's 626 00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:22.880 somehow was involved in that scene where she had to like They're like, what 627 00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:25.320 is this and it's like, oh, it's just my sperm. Is this? 628 00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:30.920 Oh definite? No? No, oh my god. Okay, so 629 00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:32.880 then we had that whole sperm thing. Can we move over to alley? 630 00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:37.000 The alley and sheina conversation for some reason. Now they're having a conversation where 631 00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:46.639 she knows like, I'm definitely getting tacos. Order one taco, chicken taco. 632 00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:50.119 It's like, oh, you want a beef taco, pork taco, 633 00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:53.440 no chicken, Definitely one taco. So they're just gonna sit there for a 634 00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:57.840 few hours. Definitely getting it. Yeah, they're definitely. When I go 635 00:42:58.239 --> 00:43:01.320 into a former tire play that's been turned into a food hall with ski Ball, 636 00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:07.960 I'm saying I'm definitely gonna get a single tacoco. Definitely. Yeah. 637 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:12.079 I gotten this episode. I'm sorry, Step. We also gotten this episode 638 00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:16.199 where James went, Alie, this is where Ali showed me what a taco 639 00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:27.000 saladies and my first taco salad. Yes. So okay, So Ali's finally 640 00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:30.920 spilling spilling the tea. She finally to Shena, I guess whatever I'm asking 641 00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:34.000 if there are they, because Katie staying there in an open relationship. This 642 00:43:34.159 --> 00:43:36.960 is the part where she says, and she has really she's out they're my 643 00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.639 boss fronds. They are my boss fronds and they're not in open She's so 644 00:43:39.840 --> 00:43:45.760 mad. First, I'm hearing it and I don't bullly right? What so 645 00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:52.000 am? And the fact that Katie said of Kennedy, I love this, 646 00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:54.519 She's always ready to come back at Katie. So mad. She is so 647 00:43:54.679 --> 00:43:59.480 mad at Katie, That's what I yes, why she's and of course dumbly 648 00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:02.480 defended there Maybe that and maybe wasn't real because why would she? Why would 649 00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:06.719 Sheina do that too? Now I'm now I'm back on the old theory that 650 00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:08.880 it's not fake. I don't know because Katie's wait, why would she? 651 00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:13.280 Oh you're saying I was to do this if it was fake? Right? 652 00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:15.719 Right? I mean could she? I don't know. Could, But they're 653 00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:20.679 the bus frinds or bus frinds fake. I don't think it's fake. I 654 00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:25.880 do think that people probably knew before it came out and are not as surprised 655 00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:30.679 as they're acting, because it really doesn't seem like Tom or Riquel we're trying 656 00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:32.679 to hide it. There was some missing footage. Remember a couple of weeks 657 00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:37.519 ago when they were parting in Mexico and there was footage in the pool. 658 00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.760 Did you guys see the missing footage from the pool where it was Arianna and 659 00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:45.360 Raquel and Tom Standival all kind of cuddling in the hot tub and looking through 660 00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:51.559 Sime and someone was like, are you guys is getting awkward or something, 661 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:54.480 and then they just kind of slowly moved apart and Arianna makes like a throuble 662 00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:58.800 joke or something. So yeah, I don't think that anyone was shot because 663 00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:02.280 Raquel was hanging around them so much, and then when Arianna was gone, 664 00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:07.280 she was still around Tom the whole time, so I don't know. Well, 665 00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:08.960 Schwarts did say it was like an open secret. He said that on 666 00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:13.000 Watcher Happens Live that was an open secret, But we never really knew know 667 00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.679 what Schwartz is saying because he seemed like she was doing a lot of double 668 00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:21.559 talk. But here people are way more suspicious than I was expecting to them 669 00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:23.599 to be in this season. I thought they were gonna be completely blindside. 670 00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:27.039 I thought it was not even going to be addressed, and the fact that 671 00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:32.360 it is being verbalized is a little surprising to me, but she is absolutely 672 00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:37.320 in denial about it if we believe it's not fake because Shena because that remember, 673 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:43.400 Ali's like, well, how would you feel about if Brock was sharing 674 00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:46.280 a bed with Roquel, like at two am or whatever? Oh no, 675 00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:49.880 if she was if she was out with him at two am? She was 676 00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:53.960 like, I wouldn't care if they were sharing a bed. Really, he's 677 00:45:53.960 --> 00:46:00.039 like a big brother. Yeah, And it's easy to say now, to 678 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:05.760 say when you're one taco deep. She was so adamant about it. She 679 00:46:05.920 --> 00:46:08.480 was like, I would not even suspect anything, Like even if he like 680 00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:13.239 was having sex with her, I would be like, yeah, because he's 681 00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:16.880 like her big brother. Like that's that's fine, Like that's not a big 682 00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:21.920 deal. Why are you overreacting? Well, yeah, I'm in that position 683 00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:24.920 of going against the other girls because they're well, first of all, she's 684 00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:29.679 always on the wrong side, you know this about Let's say her intuition is 685 00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:35.239 really great. Yeah, seen, that's terrible intuition. But she's also those 686 00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:38.760 those girls have bullied Sheena for seasons two and they're always coming for someone, 687 00:46:38.840 --> 00:46:45.400 And I think she sees herself as sticking up for the person who's getting bullied 688 00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:50.400 frankly, like she has. I think her and Arianna have kept ra Kella 689 00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:52.679 part of this show because she could have just been gone with James, you 690 00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:57.280 know, but they always include her. They always make sure she's invited to 691 00:46:57.400 --> 00:47:00.719 girl things like the Lady events and stuff. And so I think she's kind 692 00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:04.800 of like sticking up for her team here and saying, everybody needs to stop 693 00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:07.360 slut shaming this girl who hasn't done anything, you know, like she hasn't 694 00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:10.760 and at this point she hasn't done anything. They just keep trying to pin 695 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:16.079 her with stuff. Unfortunately that doesn't really work out for whoever has ever. 696 00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:21.559 Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. That's what's so frustrating is because like 697 00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:23.480 we want to take certain sides based off of what we see on the show, 698 00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:29.559 then what we know later on it underminds everything. So let's go to 699 00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:34.920 the beach for some James craziness. Yeah, and Peter's hair got so long 700 00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:37.559 again. I felt like he just cut it. It's Peter was there, 701 00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:38.039 right, I thought for a second, I was like, how did you 702 00:47:38.199 --> 00:47:42.280 threw it out? So fascinating a month It's like every Peter scene you just 703 00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:51.000 right tape on that, I think we have confirmation of Peter. Yeah. 704 00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:53.599 Yeah, this is a great beach scene, the Little Beach. I love 705 00:47:53.639 --> 00:47:55.360 that, first of all. I love to sort of how to kind of 706 00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:00.039 like a retro vibe to it is like beach blanket, bingo, whatever that 707 00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:02.000 was called, you know, like Anna, what was his name, Anna, 708 00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:12.159 beach beach Yeah, An, it was like, yeah, bingo. 709 00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:19.880 We went through so many iterations of that. Yeah, and Frankie Avalon, 710 00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:24.639 Yeah, thank you. Except except in this version they go can we make 711 00:48:24.679 --> 00:48:30.480 sure to say by the trash can? What was that? Why? Why 712 00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:34.480 did they want to be by the trash can? I don't know. Not 713 00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:37.119 a single seagull around them, even the seagulls. No, Like, let's 714 00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:42.840 just not go near them. Don't go to Hermosa. By the way, 715 00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:45.639 when we talked about this on our show, who the fuck goes to Hermosa? 716 00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:47.679 Have you guys ever once told your friend you know what should do to 717 00:48:49.159 --> 00:48:51.440 do today, Let's go to Hermosa. Yeah, they're like, you don't 718 00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:52.840 want to go to Zuma, you don't want to go to Malibu or something. 719 00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:57.079 No, Hermosa. Let's definitely Domos. I want to be where I 720 00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:01.039 can see oil rigs in the had a shark shark. Maybe maybe it's Satchel 721 00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:07.519 because Katie brings satchel and they're like, no, sorry, oh my god, 722 00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:09.519 look at all that help. No, it's steal satchel, guys. 723 00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:16.800 So we've been trying to figure out. Tim Ben calls Satchel weird weird house 724 00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:22.199 shaalom yeah, because he looks like didn't Shaloman weird out? And then people 725 00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:27.320 online, people on mine have been calling him Josh Grobin because he looks a 726 00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:30.760 little like Grobin. It hit. It's been killing me, like, who 727 00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:35.440 has a powdered face and little nose and eyes kind of close together that he 728 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:38.039 looks just I haven't been able to figure that. Finally someone posted it to 729 00:49:38.199 --> 00:49:42.400 yeah I've heard Kenny g But finally I saw the one that really got me, 730 00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:45.559 and it was Stewart from in Living Color. Do you remember Stewart who 731 00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:47.960 is the little kid? He was like, look what I could do? 732 00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:53.960 I gotta look it up. Michael McDonald play played him, and he was 733 00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:58.679 just this annoying little kid and she'd go, Stewart, come on out of 734 00:49:58.760 --> 00:50:02.079 that pizza shop and he'd be like, no, it's like TV oh from 735 00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:06.320 Mad TV. I'm sorry, Stewart, you'll behave your stuff. No, 736 00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:12.199 hey mister, look what I could do. It's not quow amazing. Shallaban 737 00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:15.559 too is So that's a perfect mix of that of Stuart and Shellaban. I 738 00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:16.679 don't know what it is. I don't know how that didn't occur to me 739 00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:21.239 and how I didn't read anything. But that's oh, that's so brilliant. 740 00:50:21.719 --> 00:50:23.119 Kind of looks like Jason Schwartzman too, Like if he cuts his hair, 741 00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:29.000 he'll look exactly like Jason Schwartzmann. But yeah, the problem is is that 742 00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:30.639 Jason sche like. I like Jason. We know that he's funny. We 743 00:50:30.760 --> 00:50:35.480 know Jason Schwartzman like, but we know Satchel isn't. So it's hard for 744 00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:39.519 me to al together. Satchel skeeving me out with his constant rubbing of Katie. 745 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:45.719 It's so it's beyond just like New Love Pad. I don't care. 746 00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:49.639 It's not like you, Pda, I'm not like that. It's just to 747 00:50:49.800 --> 00:50:53.239 me it seems so um pissing on it, you know, it's like pissing 748 00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:57.320 on it. Your take. It's gross to me. It's too sexual, 749 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:01.400 yeah, possessive, but central and it's like creepy, like seventies porn. 750 00:51:01.960 --> 00:51:05.119 I'm kind of obsessed with seventies porn. But you know what I mean, 751 00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:08.760 just like I just I want to make love too, yet I feel like 752 00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:12.880 that's what like he's I bet he says that everything's like Kiti, let's make 753 00:51:12.960 --> 00:51:20.960 love. I'm not misskissing, miskissing and like the seventies. So Shena right 754 00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:24.920 away is like, She's like, I'm well, she said during a taco 755 00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:30.920 dinner. During one taco dinner, I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell Tom Sandoval 756 00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:34.000 as soon as I see him, I'm gonna tell him everything that's being said. 757 00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:37.039 So she pulls him aside, and it's funny because you can hear the 758 00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:39.119 mics. They didn't they couldn't. They didn't stop the track from the other 759 00:51:39.199 --> 00:51:43.719 mics. You can kind of hear people talking, and she's did you guys 760 00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:46.599 notice that? So she's talking to him and she's like, so this is 761 00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:52.440 what people are saying about you. Yeah, and he's so angry. He 762 00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:54.760 just walked right because they didn't even walk past the trash cab. She's like, 763 00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:57.880 yeah, excuse me, everybody, I need to gotta get some sun 764 00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:00.800 because I'm getting lacer to myrons, my mass chances. It's fun. By 765 00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:04.440 the way, let me tell you what's like. You haven't moved down the 766 00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:08.639 beach or anything. I think that camera foot camera people, they're total yeah, 767 00:52:09.159 --> 00:52:12.639 but then didn't not feel fake. I mean, Sandival is the worst 768 00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:15.039 actor. He's always been the worst actor I feel on the show, like 769 00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:17.400 if even if they're even if something a situation is real and they have to 770 00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:21.480 reshoot, you can just tell that he just doesn't He's not good at this. 771 00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:25.039 He's so overacting. He's like, yea, what, that's crazy. 772 00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:30.480 Why would I even do the Oh my god, Like, why would I 773 00:52:30.599 --> 00:52:35.000 take somebody I'm cheating with. Why would I take a fair to a place 774 00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:37.760 where my friends are That's crazy. I don't know. I think that Sandival 775 00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:40.920 is a great actor because I remember his work in Peter sci fi movie that 776 00:52:42.039 --> 00:52:45.000 was at the Burbank Film Festival. So I don't know what you guys are 777 00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:49.119 talking about. They go to him, and they go to him in that 778 00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:52.960 interview. Look the black like silky shirt with the gold flex in it, 779 00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:58.519 with the bust ache and then his drink next to him, and he's like, 780 00:52:58.920 --> 00:53:04.039 oh, these people are saying like that's crazy. It's so over the 781 00:53:04.159 --> 00:53:09.880 top, legs crossed like like an old seventy like they're interviewing him for behind 782 00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:15.119 the music from old seventies ss. I felt like he was like John Waters 783 00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:19.639 with his like this, you know yeah, John Waters. Okay, let's 784 00:53:19.639 --> 00:53:22.039 get to the James and Shwarts fight, because this is what we're all here 785 00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:22.920 for. This is going to round us out. I mean, this fight 786 00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:27.760 was out of control. I'm I have to say I'm team Shorts on this. 787 00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:30.639 I know that's not right to say. I maybe I never to be 788 00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:37.360 the corners because James is just always drunk and mad about and feeling victimized. 789 00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:42.039 I could see how James got annoyed. I did not think that I did 790 00:53:42.199 --> 00:53:44.920 personally didn't think the joke was that bad. I thought it was actually kind 791 00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:46.800 of like a funny acknowledgment of like whoops, but it was. It was. 792 00:53:46.920 --> 00:53:50.280 It was more in the realm of tasteless than it was not in the 793 00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:54.400 realm of tasteless. But James. James's reaction to it was ridiculous because this 794 00:53:54.559 --> 00:54:00.480 reaction was just a fancy and hysterical way to draw attention to the fact that 795 00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:05.000 he was going to get some stupid music festival. We have to remember, 796 00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:09.039 like why is Katie allowed to be so upset? But then every when Schwartz 797 00:54:09.519 --> 00:54:14.760 shows any upset, nobody gets it, Like, no, not Schwartz. 798 00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:19.239 James isn't get it. I mean, James watched someone who's supposed to be 799 00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:22.639 his best friend trying to make the whole season about how he's going to hook 800 00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:25.960 up with Raquel when it's clear no matter what James says, James is clearly 801 00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:30.960 not over Raquel. So that's totally breaking bro code. So I think this 802 00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:34.559 goes back for the whole season. Why he's so pissed at Schwartz. It's 803 00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:37.639 not just that joke, and it's like Schwartz making a joke out of him 804 00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:39.559 by flirting with Raquel, acting like a snow deal, then going in front 805 00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:43.559 of the whole wedding party, like not only do you make out with her, 806 00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:45.000 but you do it in front of the whole wedding party. Yeah, 807 00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:49.639 that's true. I think he's just really mad. He's still obviously in love 808 00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:52.639 with Raquel, or I don't know if he's in love. Maybe he's just 809 00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:57.280 so stung by the fact that he got publicly dumped like that and having to 810 00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:00.519 bring handed back at the reunion, and he just feels so I think if 811 00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:05.400 Katie is allowed to still feel upset about the Raquel thing, I think James 812 00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:07.599 is still allowed too too, And I think people need to get off James's 813 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.639 ass. Frank, you know what that's I like that, Ronnie. I'm 814 00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:15.320 convinced. I'm convinced. I think that was a really good point. I 815 00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:19.840 do agree James right now. No, James is totally. But that being 816 00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:22.760 said, I don't think the joke was so terrible. But I can understand 817 00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:27.840 the context of James how he hears that this is the guy who just who 818 00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:30.800 just kissed the girl who dumped me. I know I'm not over, despite 819 00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:36.000 saying I'm over, I can understand how even a joke that's like and like 820 00:55:36.119 --> 00:55:38.880 a like a groner could just like trigger everything all at once. Well, 821 00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:44.440 and they're also sitting next to that girl, Raquel yea, And the joke 822 00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:49.800 was about the engagement to Raquel, so it's like it was bad. Um. 823 00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:52.199 I think he deserved every bit of getting yelled at. Loved seeing him 824 00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:55.679 get a drink drown in his face and he poured some of it out. 825 00:55:55.800 --> 00:55:58.679 He says, I want to watch what happens. He poured a little bit 826 00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:00.519 of the drink out, so that the whole drink. He was like, 827 00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:01.599 I'll pulled some of it out. It was only a little bit of the 828 00:56:01.719 --> 00:56:07.079 drink that man unreliable witness because every drug test in the CVS fell off the 829 00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:12.719 shelf during that watch what happens? Okay, everyone heard the collective clatter of 830 00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:17.960 drug test that was unhinged. And something we did not mention on our podcast, 831 00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:24.760 but that does bear mentioning is that this is finally long overdue justice for 832 00:56:25.159 --> 00:56:30.000 Schwartz pouring tequila on his girlfriend's head, that he finally got a drink thrown 833 00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:35.960 in his face in turn. And then and then and then he has too 834 00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:38.360 yeah, and then he has the balls to say do that again. It's 835 00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:40.199 not gonna end. Well. I'm like, yeah, you've done it to 836 00:56:40.239 --> 00:56:44.480 two different people, two girls, one of them was your girlfriend. I 837 00:56:44.639 --> 00:56:47.599 love that his big like I'm a man like Schwartz is like, you can't 838 00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:52.440 let just because I talked like this doesn't mean that I can't steal man up 839 00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:54.960 every once in a while. So he's like, I'll put you in a 840 00:56:55.079 --> 00:57:00.079 headlock. It's like, oh, scadlock, what are you gonna get a 841 00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:02.639 MINIGGI shorts? You tell him? Well, it did sound like two second 842 00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:06.519 graders arguing too, because he's like, Oh, you're gonna put me, 843 00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:08.199 You're gonna put me in a headlock. I'll get out of it in two 844 00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:17.559 seconds. Yeah, go ahead and try it, fat man. My father 845 00:57:17.719 --> 00:57:22.559 was the manager for George Michael, you know. Yeah. Also, and 846 00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:27.239 also you can see just how fake shorts is the way he bascilates between going 847 00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:30.119 like, no, it was a bad joke. Who was a bad joke? 848 00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:32.199 I stand by my joke. I can be callous. No, I'm 849 00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:35.280 a nice guy. I'm like, okay, which one is it? For 850 00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:39.480 any of those? But James was ridiculous through the rest of this episode. 851 00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:44.480 He was so about crying and then like, I mean over a joke, 852 00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:47.079 and then later when the when then when they go should we just skip to 853 00:57:47.159 --> 00:57:51.760 when they're they're they go off to like the pier or whatever? Yeah? 854 00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:55.000 Yeah, Katie, Katie and La La like, let's get away from these 855 00:57:55.039 --> 00:58:00.840 amateur people. So they go to a restaurant and they're texting Christina Kelly, 856 00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:02.480 come you to set the white building. It's like, hey, guys, 857 00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:06.480 we should go meet them. It's like, why are you bringing them with 858 00:58:06.639 --> 00:58:10.159 you? You dombassy to bring them. So they all go to that bar 859 00:58:10.559 --> 00:58:15.039 and they're all sitting around there in such a strange formation too, Like it 860 00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:17.000 looks like they're all like a corporate retreat about to share things about their lives 861 00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:22.360 and um, and they're just like all sloppy. Of course, the highlight 862 00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:24.239 of the episode for me, I think probably for everyone is James sitting there 863 00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:30.280 drinking from the scorpion bowl and the straw. Somebody at the straw and it 864 00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:37.880 flips out one like allegedly one fifty one gets into his eye and the scream 865 00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:42.599 the guttall like primal scream of fear. How sexy. All I could think 866 00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:44.400 of was like, I just want to have sex to day. I can 867 00:58:44.519 --> 00:58:47.159 totally get it. Just coming up. It's the biggest day of my entire 868 00:58:47.239 --> 00:58:52.239 life. I fancross guy Park, I mean prime for a madman. But 869 00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.639 then it turned out to be water. The waitress came back and she's like, 870 00:58:54.760 --> 00:58:57.960 yeah, that's just water, that's just for show. That's not one 871 00:58:58.039 --> 00:59:00.559 to do it. Yeah, that's like the way the way he ran he 872 00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:04.320 got up on the table and ran to the bathroom, and before he got 873 00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:07.320 to the bathroom, he tripped over sea like tripped into the bathroom. It 874 00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:10.719 was like literally one of the most amazing comic moments ever on Bravo. It 875 00:59:10.840 --> 00:59:19.039 really was. Okay, so uh so it was next fighting with Schwartz. 876 00:59:20.920 --> 00:59:23.760 So here comes Lala again. She's just gonna come for Schwartz no matter what, 877 00:59:24.039 --> 00:59:27.400 you know. Lala knows the assignment. She shows up for work, 878 00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:30.119 She's like, who am I going to yell out Today's So she goes and 879 00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:34.880 she goes. She follows James over because she knows there's going to be shit 880 00:59:35.000 --> 00:59:37.760 with Schwartz. They go to the bar and then James and Lala just start 881 00:59:37.840 --> 00:59:42.599 going in on Schwartz again, which yeah, that was fun. I enjoyed 882 00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:46.199 fun because James face like, La, La my back and Lalla, Schwartz 883 00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:52.159 talking to you is like talking to a farm animal. And yeah, and 884 00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:57.280 then they just but Schwartz and Lala just start hitting so far below the belt 885 00:59:57.360 --> 01:00:00.639 like each of them and like in some ways it was all all like very 886 01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:04.320 wonderful because Schwartz was saying some things that I was like, well, that's 887 01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:06.360 kind of funny, and then she was saying things. I was like, 888 01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:08.280 she's got it right, you know, and oh yeah. He was just 889 01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:12.800 like, oh, watch you give some more plastic surgery and your lips, 890 01:00:13.199 --> 01:00:15.639 Like why don't you get more lip filler? Why don't you get more plastic 891 01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:17.760 surgery. She's like, well, talk to me when I can order something 892 01:00:17.800 --> 01:00:22.320 at your place of business. I mean, I was like, listen, 893 01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:25.960 I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like co sign, you know, the shaming. 894 01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:29.280 But then at the same time, when he said you're like a bootleg 895 01:00:29.400 --> 01:00:30.519 housewife, I was like, Oh, that was pretty good to me. 896 01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:35.599 That's pretty funny. He's so mean. I always forget that, though, 897 01:00:35.599 --> 01:00:37.199 because he always comes off with the puppy dog, best friend, nice guy. 898 01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:40.639 But he's meaner than Sandoval in some ways, because Sandoval yells at women 899 01:00:40.679 --> 01:00:44.880 and it's awful, but he and he does terrible things, so you know, 900 01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:47.400 not letting him slide. But he doesn't usually say things like oh you're 901 01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:52.000 so ugly, Oh you're you're well maybe he does, though maybe he does. 902 01:00:52.519 --> 01:00:54.079 I don't. I think I think Schwartz is actually meaner than Sandoval. 903 01:00:54.199 --> 01:00:58.800 I think Sandoval's done shitty your things, But Schwartz I think has a super 904 01:00:58.880 --> 01:01:01.360 mean side, which is why he cultivates such a nice image because it's really 905 01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:05.360 the cover up for the mean side. That's true. That's right. Oh 906 01:01:05.519 --> 01:01:09.039 my god, what an episode. All we end on the producers talking to 907 01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:15.599 Sandoval and saying, so, has anything ever happened with Roquel? Have you 908 01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:21.239 guys? Ever? Lie Na Na, I'm like his lip went like that 909 01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:25.519 and his teeth were all showing that stupid mustache just like that. It's like, 910 01:01:25.599 --> 01:01:30.000 Wow, that's really believable, Tom, super super believable, buddy, 911 01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:35.800 Yeah, totally wow. I mean it's amazing that the producers asked them, 912 01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:38.760 but that that that they got this on camera. Bago. No, I 913 01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:44.199 mean, let's like me like like like that's like me, like me and 914 01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:49.039 I'm Katie or like something. No. Yeah, that was that felt very 915 01:01:49.079 --> 01:01:51.079 real. That was the first time the whole episode. I was like, 916 01:01:51.199 --> 01:01:53.840 oh shit, oh my god, this is gold, this is the Emmy. 917 01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:58.440 This is yeah. I mean, just him sweating. He's basically sweating, 918 01:01:58.440 --> 01:02:01.079 Like you said, his eggs are crossed in that weird ways. Mustache 919 01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:06.719 is like he's like twirling. It might as well just twirled the mustache a 920 01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:08.920 big plan. I mean, it seems like His big plan here was to 921 01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:13.400 wait until the season was over and then he was going to break up with 922 01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:16.440 Arianna then and make it look like he was just dating Raquel after, like 923 01:02:16.519 --> 01:02:21.119 he was going to start dating Raquel after he broke up with Arianna. But 924 01:02:22.079 --> 01:02:24.599 didn't play those cards very well. And you know it pisses me off because 925 01:02:24.679 --> 01:02:29.760 you're a reality star. That's not fair that you you You've had you guys 926 01:02:29.800 --> 01:02:32.400 have had three shitty seasons in a row, and you're gonna take this away 927 01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:36.039 from us? How dare you? How don't they don't bring him back? 928 01:02:37.039 --> 01:02:40.480 Agreed? So, guys, what tell me all the shows that you're covering 929 01:02:40.599 --> 01:02:45.400 right now? My goodness, what are we not covering? We're literally covering 930 01:02:45.559 --> 01:02:50.199 every single show right now. We're doing a Top Chef, oh My, 931 01:02:50.440 --> 01:02:54.559 just finished Real Housewives, Ultimate Girls Trip, Summer House, Summer House, 932 01:02:55.400 --> 01:03:05.039 Jersey, Jersey, Vanderpump Rules. We have another podcast on Mondrey Plus called 933 01:03:05.440 --> 01:03:10.199 Dwell Hello, that's about House Hunters episode and how is there enough time in 934 01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:15.840 the There is no, there's not There is not enough time. I'll tell 935 01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:20.880 you that much that you're actually just seeing um a holographic representation of the two 936 01:03:20.920 --> 01:03:22.639 of us, because we died a long time ago. So when you end 937 01:03:22.719 --> 01:03:25.960 this podcast, do you go off to go do you have content that you 938 01:03:27.039 --> 01:03:30.719 need to watch? A note? Take note? There's always always and then 939 01:03:31.119 --> 01:03:35.679 m yeah, but you know Ben has a better work at Ben has a 940 01:03:36.280 --> 01:03:38.800 work ethic I admire, like he'll spread it out more so it's not all 941 01:03:38.960 --> 01:03:43.280 piled on his head. I like to if I have five hours of things 942 01:03:43.320 --> 01:03:45.880 I can do, I'll do them all at one time and just make myself 943 01:03:45.960 --> 01:03:47.280 crazy and then go to bed for two days. But then when I do 944 01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:51.840 do my work, I'm like, I wish I could be like Ronnie because 945 01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:53.719 he has that thing where he just does it right as soon as possible. 946 01:03:54.039 --> 01:03:58.039 And I'm like, now, I'm I could be doing something else this morning, 947 01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:00.360 but now I'm working. So you know, the grass is always greener. 948 01:04:00.480 --> 01:04:02.519 But it's just there's there's so much content, and now with Peacock, 949 01:04:02.679 --> 01:04:06.320 there's more content and they're just like pushing out the shows. But the shows 950 01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:10.159 are by and large, almost all the shows have been so so good. 951 01:04:10.599 --> 01:04:13.400 Yeah, you've been good. What have you guys been watching on Bravo besides 952 01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:15.719 vander pump stuff? I know you keep up with a lot of the Housewives. 953 01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:21.039 Are you a Jersey girl? No, I'm a Jersey girl. I 954 01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:24.480 mean, I'm not from Jersey. I'm from Texas, but I I have. 955 01:04:24.599 --> 01:04:27.800 But we didn't. We tried. They tried Dallas. It didn't work. 956 01:04:28.199 --> 01:04:30.599 What a terrible I love Dallas, which I will. I will always 957 01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:33.440 end up for Dallas. I loved it, even the last season, which 958 01:04:33.519 --> 01:04:36.840 people really didn't like. I thought, all this I loved. We loved 959 01:04:36.880 --> 01:04:39.920 it. But we loved the character. You know, we liked doing the 960 01:04:40.000 --> 01:04:44.519 characters from the shows, and Dallas had such good like Deandrew mother, what 961 01:04:44.639 --> 01:04:54.119 about getting the maccup company, then Mamade and then camera Cameron Wescott. Do 962 01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:57.039 you want to be accepted into the clubs? Or don't you want to be 963 01:04:57.199 --> 01:05:02.639 accepted? And she made me eat dim sum. I could give you your 964 01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:05.960 inheritance and all this money and help you, but I'm not gonna. Yeah. 965 01:05:08.159 --> 01:05:11.599 Storyline was like, I mean, that was like a great story, 966 01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:15.159 honestly, and Lee Unlockin in her prime before she totally spiraled off one nuts. 967 01:05:15.280 --> 01:05:19.079 Lee Unlockin was honestly a top to your real housewife. That's true. 968 01:05:19.159 --> 01:05:21.559 We could just stick her on another show, but too late, she said 969 01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:27.679 too many terrible things too. Let's put her through some sensitivity training and you 970 01:05:27.800 --> 01:05:30.639 know, make it too late. There was even they were trying to tell 971 01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:33.239 her at the show. They're like, okay, Leans, you know when 972 01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:36.639 you said that chirpy Mexican thing, that's kind of racist, right, you 973 01:05:36.679 --> 01:05:43.440 can chirpy. She like doubles down. Yeah, she literally went, all 974 01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:51.559 right, racist. Do you know how many Mexicans I funt isn't even Mexican. 975 01:05:51.719 --> 01:05:57.760 It's like, girl, it was not. It was unfortunate. So 976 01:05:58.039 --> 01:06:01.639 okay, so watchro Crappens on all the podcast networks. And then you're doing 977 01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:09.159 something on Wondery Plus. Yes, that's exclusive to Wondery Plus. Okay, 978 01:06:09.800 --> 01:06:13.760 so that's where we talk house hunders and house hunders International anywhere else you want 979 01:06:13.800 --> 01:06:15.960 to plug you. Oh, we're on tour. We we finished our tour 980 01:06:16.079 --> 01:06:19.039 in June, so we've got two shows in May. We'll be in New 981 01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:26.440 York and DC. We're gonna be doing probably Jersey and m Vanderpump Rules for 982 01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:30.000 those shows, and those are big ones. And man, when there's a 983 01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:32.840 big audience ready to rip the cast of Vanderpump Rules of Partland by, Yeah, 984 01:06:33.079 --> 01:06:35.760 there's nothing more fun than Matt, So those yeah, fun. And 985 01:06:35.840 --> 01:06:41.280 then we finish in June with a bunch of cities in Chicago, Chicago, 986 01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:46.119 We'll be actually at Foxwoods Casino, Boston, UM San Diego, Columbus, 987 01:06:46.199 --> 01:06:51.039 Ohio. We're gonna be in the Saint Paul Minneapolis, Saint Paul area, 988 01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:59.320 So June's gonna be wild, so cool. And then Ticketscrapps dot com. 989 01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:00.719 And what do you say? I said, Cecily and I are opening for 990 01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:08.119 you guys. So that's so but it's so cool you guys come out and 991 01:07:08.239 --> 01:07:13.920 seeing listen to you, and Ronnie is right, there is something very special 992 01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:16.320 if we can get like a thousand people together in one room all to do 993 01:07:16.480 --> 01:07:19.840 like tom sound of All. So we really encourage people to come visit. 994 01:07:20.639 --> 01:07:25.079 Hi. You guys have a lot of crossover fans, people that listen to 995 01:07:25.199 --> 01:07:30.199 our show that love you guys, and um, so I I highly encourage 996 01:07:30.280 --> 01:07:31.639 everybody to go out and see these guys alive. I hear. It's an 997 01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:36.119 amazing time and I just want to thank you guys so so much for giving 998 01:07:36.239 --> 01:07:42.199 us like over an hour of your time and being so hilarious and yay, 999 01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:45.159 thank you, thank you. It was so fun talking to you. I 1000 01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:47.119 love you, Stephanie. It's so good to see you. And Cecily, 1001 01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:51.119 it's so good to see your black screen and also finally meet you. I 1002 01:07:51.239 --> 01:07:55.920 think you're so funny and you're doing such a great job on the show. 1003 01:07:55.960 --> 01:07:59.519 I'm so glad to see Rose Brick's doing so well. Hi to all the 1004 01:07:59.599 --> 01:08:03.039 Pricks so I miss you, guys and everybody from watchut Crappins who's listening to 1005 01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:06.639 this, obviously check this podcast out. These ladies are great. Thank you, 1006 01:08:06.960 --> 01:08:12.000 Thanks everybody, Thank you. Bye bye.