In the year two thousand seven fourteen, a new squad of Opera Davis was
chosen by the College of Illusion. These fools promptly went on to frustrate their
DM at every opportunity. Today, still working together, because really, who
else would work with them? They survive as adventurers of fortune. If you
have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can
find them, maybe you can hire the Second Breakfast Club. Tony Kinney as
Eddie Falzoni, Jess Owen as a deer a Glow, Michael Cole as Urag
and Jesse Wicks as Bill Crilliance, Nico Rodriguez as your DM. Welcome back
to the continuing Tales of a Fool's Quest. Drop your symbol. I like
to my symbols. Drop them. These are symbols are They're golden gilded dinner
plates. Let's eat a person off them. Yeah, let's go inside.
Okay, come on. Yeah, but first there's a matter of you arresting
Delbert when the fault was yours. Well, let's go see Delbert and I'll
talk to it. Maybe he needs a lawyer. Yeah, yeah, let's
do that. In the meantime, you should probably be in there just till
we get this straightened out. Right, I'm not going in the cell.
How is that fair? Because I have the crossbow. Someone knock it out
of his hand with a mighty, mighty backhand holds. You're in there,
we'll get a straightened out. Your lawyer's here, that's true. The rugs
just sitting there going back and forth like what the and deer is about to
go into rage if we don't see Delbert and you're not even magically listen,
you're not even magically magic. I am worried. We're right now. George.
Can I call you? George? I need you to take me to
the personal. Yeah, it's Robert. George is my father's name. God.
He walks towards the prison. He's over here. I'm gonna follow.
I'm gonna follow too, all right, So you guys follow, and you
do see Valley. She's like she goes off to where the armory was last
time, and she's like stomping her little feet in that direction. She's going
to get a new crossbow for herself because her string was broken and she didn't
have any more strings. So she's like fuck this place. Because she's also
magically mad, so she goes over to do that. You guys go to
the prison and you see Delbert in there with his axe still, and he's
just chilling in there like furious. He's so mad, Delbert, how was
he in jail if he has his axe still? I don't care about his
acts. I thought you weren't in jail because you at a crossbow. I
do have a crossbow. So crossbows keep you out of jail. But axes
don't keep you out of jail. You should be in jail. You can
keep the crossbow. That's what he's saying. Until we get it straightened out,
I'm gonna shoot you. Why do you go, guys? So unreasonable
debt? What's happening? Why are you trying to eat people? I was
hungry talked. I don't think it was like that he talked. He talked
pretty nerdy because he was like Tilbert. Yeah, but he was beautiful.
But he was beautiful like it was. It was ironic because he was a
goliath. Yeah, he's a gliath and he talked like this. All right,
So who started hanging all these people in this town? I don't know,
not me why I hung one of them? Who did you ate the
fat one. Why they were trying to eat the smaller one. What happened
to the smaller one? They got eight? Robert, God damn it,
Robert, were you trying to eat the small one? No? I said,
don't eat the small one, and then I chopped the fat one with
the axe. But then you tried to eat somebody else? Who told you
that? Wait, Robert, he chopped the fat one, and you called
dibbs. Yeah, get in the cell. Make it make a role.
That's the eight, well plus plus chrisma, right, nine, nine.
He's all right, I'm gonna get in the cell, but I'm keeping my
crossbow. That's fine. So he gets in the cell and he hands you
his keys. He gets in a cell, hands you the keys, you
close it, and he shoots the crossbow at you for five points of damage.
But that was his only shot because I rolled a seven. So yeah,
I rolled a ten to discern realities. Okay, yeah, you here
locked in, so you can't ask three questions? All right? So am
I asking these to you or the characters? Are you making a role for
that? Jesus, I thought it'd be tony for a minute. Smash my
dice on the table. No, you asked the GM. Yeah, all
right, so what happened here recently? What happened here recently? Somebody put
a cursed item in the town and caused everybody to lose their fucking minds and
go mad. There's a cursed item somewhere causing everybody to go mad. So
I'm currently not mad, so I guess I'm immune to that. What else,
Blue Rags also not mad? What should I be on the lookout for
the cursed item that someone put in town to go mad? The cannibals,
Yeah, cannibals. Yeah, it's gonna be noise related because everybody's hearing a
ringing in their ears. What here is not what it appears to be?
Hmmm, well everybody hears not really cannibals, but not like intentionally. But
let me see, God, all right, let's see. Nope, that
was really bad. I was gonna see if Delbert noticed anything to tell you,
but he did not. Why here is not what it seems? Yeah?
I would say that there is a cursed item. It is disguised as
a normal item that makes noise, and it's coming somewhere near the tavern.
It's in the tavern somewhere either on the front porch, or inside or the
kitchen, or in one of the bedrooms. Something that makes noise on the
tiger. That's what I'll get. So everybody in our party except for me
an new rug or stark raving mad, I think you all should get in
cages. Hold on, I will split the party for a good reason.
I am justifiably angry. There is nothing wrong with my mind. If there
was, this will clear it. I'm in the serenity now, and clap
my things and use my arcane art to shake clear one enchantment from my mind.
Oh okay, do it? Good job, that sure, because I
want to put everybody else in cages. That's how you do it. Everyone
calms out. Uh that's a ten. Okay, yeah wow, yeah,
I'll so. I just feel better now, Yeah, you feel better now?
So you and the deer, yeah, the only two that are okay.
The deer was right, he shut up. Your face doesn't work like
that, ken, Wow? What the hell? And all of a sudden
an arrow goes whizzing by your head and hits Robert right in the chest and
he falls down in the h in his cell belly. She's like, son
up a bitch, She's loading another cross bowl into the crossbow. Valie so
running it out finely. Guys shot me woa okay, all right, yeah
wow, okay, orphan one more time bell for Delbert dal Bart. You're
a bitch. I don't care about. That's the wrong guy. That's not
a good start. Nine. No, okay, all right, so a
nine, but I draw attention or it reverberates on either way, it's fine.
So it reverberates to Robert and he's like, oh my god, you
shot me. He's so shorty. Why did you shoot me in the chest.
We haven't eaten in days, Robert, you shut me in the chest
first, shut you in the back back of my chest. I I'm sorry
about that. That was very odd of character for me. Scooch on over
here, Robert, you're not even hurt, dude. It's no eleven.
He's still got an arrow in his sternam. He's oh, I feel much
better. Nine hit points. He doesn't think he's got narrow. That's not
even an arrow. That's a fake arrow, just pulled out. I'm good,
all right, So you as I'll hear that slight ringing in your ears
now, but you're not taking any damage from any any uh negative ability.
Fucking Bill came in clutch. I just happened to read that like fifteen minutes
ago. I was like, Oh, I didn't know I could do that.
Bill'll come in handy something immediately. Yes, all right, well,
let we tracked down with the punch going on. Let's go figure the shit
out to the tavern. Yeah, to the tavern. All right, it's
kind of what we do. So you guys go to the tavern. I'm
gonna go. Yeah, Delbert okay, first yeah, Delbert was okay,
okay, we'll let him out of the cage. We'll go pick up my
black jack out of the road. All right. So Valley's okay, right,
she's not crazy anymore. Yep, that Valley's good. Everybody's good.
Yeah. So Delbert comes on, He's like, I killed a bunch of
people with my axe. That was not your faults. Totally awesome. Tell
me all about it later. But right now, we'll just you and me
and I assume everyone figure out what this is in a minute. We have
to go to the tavern for two things. You gotta put an end of
this noise and get a room. Yeah, okay, Yeah, let's go
to the tavern. Absolutely for the noise. Guys, spend the noise.
Let's go. It's headed off towards the tavern. You guys have been there
before. This is where you did your puppet show. They had the puppet
show. Yeah, Chippingdale, our Chippingdale hanging outside. Yeah they're dead.
Yes, the puppets are dead. I'm the only game in town. There's
nobody at the show. The puppet masters are gone. And yeah, you
guys get to the tavern and you're looking around for something that makes noise.
Where do you look? What the bell like right when you is there like
a triangle on the porch. It can ring when dinner's ready or when they're
satisfied with their service. There is a thank you for your service bell,
but that's always been there. That was there the first time. You guys,
you remember that because people did that after the show for a bunch.
There's no dinner bell, but there is I want service bell when you come
up to you know, get a room for the wait staff. They're on
the porch. Because you said you looked around the porch, there was also
some wind chimes that were on the porch that makes sound. Inside there are
some instruments, but none of them are really being played. I'm gonna go
inside and get one of the instruments that's fake. We guitar shaped. Okay,
I'm gonna go back outside and start with the wind chimes, and I'm
gonna smash them with the guitar. Okay, all right, So you go
to smash the wind chimes. Give me a constitution safe? Oh no,
four? All right, so you take two points of psychic damage as you
smash these wind chimes with this loot. They just smash it down on there
to break them, and they do not break, in fact, the ring
that they go around, because it's kind of like one of those circular wind
shimes, you know, or it's got the ring in the middle that keeps
them separate. And so when the wind blows, that doesn't even bend from
you smashing it. And it's just thin metal, so you'd think it would,
but it didn't. So their mechanism on leaves like they were on the
other two. I'm gonna discern realities, okay about the wind chimes, and
that's twelve. Okay, So what should I be on the lookout for.
So the wind chimes are different sizes all of them. You're looking for the
thing to deactivate it, right, Yes, so they are all different sizes,
with the exception of two two that are the same size, which is
the oddity in the windchimes. There's about twelve chimes on this on this circle.
I'm gonna what is not what it appears to be? One of those
two are the key to turning it off. All right, So I'm gonna
just yank on both of those. Okay, anything happened, go ahead and
make a strength check. Seven. Okay, so you go to yank on
it and you're not strong enough to do any damage, which is good because
you would need another constitution check. But no, nothing happens with it.
There's gotta be something else you gotta do to disarm this. Oh know,
these other questions are useless. I'll let you make a question up too if
you want to, or does it work? Well, what is really a
control? I guess would be yeah, what's really kicked out? Who?
Yeah? There we go? Where's the off switch? Know where? I
just don't know how I am going to Let's see, I grabbed them both
and pulled on them both. I'm going to smack the two chimes that look
alike together. Okay, so as you smack them together gently the hard enough
to make them ring a little. But the other chimes all clash together too
because you're they're on opposite ends. So you hit them and you hear a
clean, clean cling clinkling of all of them. You take no damage,
but it doesn't turn it off quite yet. Do you feel like you're on
the right track? Wind chimes? Tried blowing on it to blow on them,
I'm not helping. No, you blow on them, but that doesn't
help you look ridiculous forag I need you to turn into a goose. A
goose carry this as far out over the ocean as you can and still be
able to fly back, okay, and then drop it and then fly back.
You should die a jelly fish. He's split in the party. We're
a good way is away from the ocean. Oh well, I don't know.
We're not that far from a mountain. Drop on the top top of
the mountain. M M. I thought. If we're just like take it
off the hangar and stuffing a pillow, you have to get it out of
town. Yeah, or I'm smacking it with the guitar again. That's okay,
that's a five for the constitution, saying all right, so oh that's
maximum damage at five points of damage. Oh, I'm det for psychic damage.
Are you serious? Yeah? I only had five hit points left.
Wait you have armor that all right? Oh yeah, it's not for psychic
psychic right, I'll still leave the psychic in there to not kill you.
How much is the armor three? Three? Okay? Yeah, patches.
Yeah, it's major armor, right that you Yeah, yeah, so it's
magic armora. So yeah, you know what, I still think that you
should just carry this real far away and come back. I'm not fucking with
this thing anymore, so I'll go, uh yeah, drop it in the
river. It's a big river, yeah, or anything. I'm not a
race car. I know what scrolls were still hunting, all right, So
I'll try some sort of flighted bird. Okay, so it's a bigger bird,
because you got to be bigger anyway. But yeah, like convour or
something. I figure a goose because there for a long distance seven seven all
right, you get to hold one and you turn into a creature and you
can grab up the wind chimes and I take off, take off flying,
So you fly out over the river, always down and when I have it
in my clutches, I'm gonna clutch all of them together so they don't make
noise as I fly. Okay, you can see it in the forest.
You can see some spots in the forest of a nuke sea to drop it
off. Or you can drop it off into some parts of the river where
it seems like the current is pretty strong. Yeah, the forests where all
the themons are right around. Perfect sounds great? Okay, all right,
seeds to drive them mad? Are you mad shovers? And make all the
spiders aggressive? Sounds great? I don't know, they're like territorial. I
feel like this is gonna make them. Well, once they get away from
the thing, they'll probably be fine. They already have a collection of cursed
items. They'll probably just add this one to their collection. All right.
So you drop it off. They'll probably like in the top of the canopy
somewhere, so we'll have to find it, okay, all right, So
you drop it and it falls into the trees somewhere, and you turn around
and it's not your pig, not your farm, not your problem anymore,
not my monkeys. And as soon as it goes away, you guys hear
the ringing in your ears lesson quite a bit. I mean it's still a
little bit there, but it's like normal Tonight's at this point like you were
kind of near a explosion and it's kind of wearing off. But everybody around
you starts to come out of houses and come out of hiding walking right as
they weren't locked. Yeah, lots of cannibalism happened over the last week or
so. Auto cannibalism. Oh, I guess we have that dude's name again,
Delbert Albert. Yeah, Delbert Delbert Delbert, not Dilbert Gilbert. He
ate his own toes Delbert before before U before we started. Did anybody new
come into town? Anything happen? What? Well? I missed it.
I missed it. You'll catch it on the playback. That happens to me
more often than I can only listen to the time. So when I'm like
editing, oh here something, I'm like, oh my god, Like I
didn't laugh at in the game, but I should. It happens to be
all the time while I'm like listening to the episode, What the fuck?
I don't remember that? Yeah, yeah, we had. I mean there
were a handful of uh people that came through. There was We had some
traveling merchants that came through. They had some problems, so we sent out
our hour two illusionists to go check on them, and they've been gone since.
They they never came back. And then we had some travelers that came
through the Innuxi Forest that had stopped here for a couple of days. They
came with a group of druids. They were here for one night, you
know, two days, one night, and then they took off tours.
There were those wind chimes that were on the tavern porch came from No but
but they they are new, like they weren't there before. I know,
town talk to the porch. Did any of them? Did any of those
groups head out towards uh to the west? Yeah, the the druids with
their friends headed to the west. The druids with their friends. How many
were in this group, oh man, probably ten, maybe a dozen.
How did we know they were druids? Well, the druids came into the
town and talked to us. They've been here before. They don't have a
camp in town. They went out, they went hunting in the Anuxi forest,
just on the outskirts of it. So for smaller spiders. They went
hunting, but the other traveler stayed here at the tavern while the druids were
out. And then when the Druids got back the next day, they all
left for they headed west. What this other traveler looked like? There were
a few of them. There was I remember there was this woman that she
had a double edged sword, like a really big ass double edged sword.
She was obviously the muscly one of the group. And then there was a
guy with light armor. There was a big guy kind of looked like a
bruiser looking dude, and a smaller lady with some knives kind of roguish.
And then they had a bard with them, a musician that played some music,
but he didn't entertain that night. They just crashed, spent the night,
and left. And it was shortly thereafter that all this started happening.
Yeah, I would say, so, what kind of instrument did that bard
play? The liar that's a fake bard. It's in the name all right.
Well, and they headed out that way. I think this is more
reason we need to head straight back to Yeah, I think so. M
h. Listen, Delbert, we're starving a little beat up. Use medical
attention. But we got to get to the first sake in city quick.
So what can you do to help us out here? Oh? Man,
I think everybody in town here is going to need some medical attention. Most
of us have either been beaten or eaten. Sou sounds like a good time,
I can guess. Sure, we want to ask them for rations,
I can get the kitchen fired up, but I think you might be better
off heading back out to one of the bee farms and ask him, one
of the farmers for some food. All right, that's what we'll do as
far as medical attention. Maybe Bill and I can patch us up for the
near future. It might be a good idea to be a little careful about
who's in town and keeping an eye on it. It seems like there's a
seems like there's a warlock on the loose. Yeah, you think that's what
caused this? Yeah, seems likely. I didn't think they came this far
into the illusion nation. That's that's good. Ways that they've gotten past a
lot of guards. Yeah, it's uh, it's concerning, to say the
least, But something like this doesn't happen without some outside, some nefarious outside
sources. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, well, at least
my axe made it through, ol Bessie. I'm gonna step outside and I'm
gonna use that scroll that canmmunicates with beans, and I'm gonna say demon Portal
shut down packs scattered Warlock traveling to Forsaken City withdrewids. Okay, what about
the town new city? And we'll tell them about that when I get there.
Oh mw. I just want to give a heads up that the Warlocks
headed there, probably there for the ps. Okay, tell him I said
to have escargo ready, ps have fish sticks and waffles, all right?
And then I'm gonna go back in and I'm gonna cast care wounds again with
the wand okay on me? And who are you the worst off? Sorry?
Yeah, I'm pretty bad. Gurgle, gurgle another four piece? Jesus,
there's seven hit points? Who are sweet and two for me? Okay,
wants to five. You did such a great job healing yourself. You
look perfect. Are we not going to get it pressed? We're gonna keep
charging on. Looks like you healed seven more hit points than what you said.
You guys can definitely rest, you can stay, Yeah, we should
probably rest. I just feel like we should hurry because there's rest. I
need to rest and refresh. You don't mind in the wagon while Valley drives
it? Uh new VALI just Valley just killed that man in cold blood.
I'm worried. She's a war She didn't kill him, he's a lie.
I'm okay, I'm feeling fine. He didn't even get shot. Didn't you
hear me tell him that? But she barely missed. It looked like she
hit. We're still slightly covered in gum. I want a bath. Yeah
right, Let's let's rest here for the night, and then first thing in
the morning we get to the first acing city. Good news is the tavern
keep is still there. So just but tavern keep was Mead? So yeah,
so meat is still there. I believe that was Mead? Right,
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, okay, yeah, he serves mead.
Yeah, and in a meat. I could use a bucket. He
sets a bucket up. Yeah, I've been drinking a lot of this.
Yeah, I bet you could use a bucket. After that time you guys
have had here? What the how long? Okay? I have so many
questions for you. Where did you get those wind chimes? I don't know.
I didn't put them up there. I just found him there one day.
What day? How long ago? The first time I remember seeing them
was uh man, the illusionists had already left, maybe two or three days,
so maybe maybe ten days ago, ten days ago. I got a
little foggy. Since the chimes have been up, it's been kind of hard.
Yeah, they were cursed, but we got rid of them. We
took care of that permanently. They will never come back to bite us never
ever. Well, they got a ten day head start on us. They're
probably already in the city. Yeah, it's a good chance of it.
Do you know anything odd about the folks who came with the druids or about
the druids themselves? No, I mean the druids didn't really stay here,
but they never do. They like to stay outside. The people that were
here, they kept to themselves. They weren't as entertaining as when you were
here the last time. So, but they paid good gold for their visit
and then they took off. So there was a bard with them, but
they weren't entertaining. Yeah, yeah, we played old liar. What kind
of self respecting bar He's a liar, he's no symbolist. That's for sure,
obviously. Not but you guys wanting to stay here, Yeah, yeah,
we could use a bed for that if I'm four five of them.
But yeah, I'll let you stay here for free. I'm about to run
up to the beef farm and grab some food for dinner and whatnot. I've
got a little card. I'm gonna walk up there. If you want,
I can grab you some stuff. If you've got some gold to send with
me, yeah, we'd appreciate it. We've only got ten gold, so
get whatever you can with that. Okay, I'll take ten gold and get
some rations. Ok You guys just want the rooms you had last time.
Yeah, sounds great. There's nobody's staying here right now, obviously, because
the guests that we're here have all been eaten, not by me. I
didn't eat anybody, good enough. You're a good man, mead. Yeah.
I locked my doors for a while and just stayed in here and drank
just till stuff calm down. That's probably the right move. Yeah, be
careful when you head to that bee farm. But everything should be safe around
here for a moment, just you know, be careful. I'll just steer
clear of the forest for a while I don't care what you guys are doing.
I'm following Delbert. Delbert's gonna go up along the walls and cut down
the people that are all hanging up there first and dig some graves, and
then after that he's gonna come back to the tavern for a drink. Definitely
gonna give him a hand. You're gonna have more time together. They're out,
they're digging greens. It's so romantic. Music's little heart's popping around her
head the recording dirt and dragons, smelly corpses in the hole. She's standing
there from Romeo and Juliet in the background. She's got those big anime doe
eyes. Compare you to a cuss from the road. That's what he's singing.
Get back to Oh my God again, I even moved that time excited.
I think that's possible. Get back to the tavern of Deer. Is
just sharpening Galbert's axe, for it's actually got nothing to do with She just
takes off with the axe, happy to definitely enamored with that axe. Comes
back later. She's like, Eddie, I'm going to need you to make
two magic sticks, one for me and one also for me, both or
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ready? Follow me? And now let's get back to the fun, all
right? So yeah, so that that's it. Delbert comes back. He
brings you guys some travel Ratt comes back. Delbert Never Loved so Me comes
back. He gives you guys some trail rations. He also brought some stuff
to cook for the dinner. He makes nothing but vegetables. There's been enough
meat eating for the last few days that he's like, we're doing some squash
zucchini, got some asparagus, some honey biscuits. Searched up with a nice
salad. Yeah for dessert, lemon meringue, lots of whipped cream. Rag
brought the eggs for the marine egg it was on. Makes a lot of
just one big chick. Does I say you have a tiny antler in it?
Oh? That's what that was. That's a pretty good rock. It's
a pretty good rag. All right. So you guys calling a night,
you got some rest. Didn't somebody have something while you were arresting to help
with HPS? No? Okay, sorry, So I don't know. I
could sing us all to sleep. Wait, is everybody not? I'm at
fifteen so I need five hit points twelve, but I could do better.
I will all the rejuvenating conversation. How many of you guys? I'm fine,
You're fine, I dear how many you're missing? Five? And how
many I'm down eleven? I mean I'm down five, but I will be
fine. Elbert's about to give her five. Oh yeah, He's going to
tell her some gas light and go. I'm going to use that last charge
on that wand and cure wounds those two because I'm only down one hit point.
So that's the sign for the spell. And that's eight A. That's
four perfect, much closer to healthy, all right. And that wand how
does it recharge? Regains one D four minus one daily. Okay, so
when you wake up, you can roll the c if it cool. I
think that's right, yep. So I'll do my best to find the bottom
of two buckets of meat and call it a night. Yeah, this is
the first relaxing night you guys have had in a very long time, and
it's already have cannibals, yeah, well, not intentional cannibals. They're accidental
cannibals. Find young cannibals. It sounds like a terrible band they were.
Okay, okay, all right, So you guys, you guys wake up
the next morning the nineties, go ahead and make the roll for your wand
there and while you're doing that, yeah, you guys, are you have
travel rations. Your animal's good to go, Valley's good to go. My
wand does not regain charges. Your wand regains zero charges. Zz and you
who sat off for home at this point, it's kind of a journey.
I don't think it's a perilous journey at this point. No, it's not
a Parallels traveling Yeah yeah, so uh, it's just random travel and possible
wild magic. Yeah yeah, I think hold was going to be perilous.
And then they were fucking carnible. Yeah, okay, shot, he was
so mad at you. Valley shot somebody for the first time ever. Valley's
got your back though, that's true. All right, So we are going
to do a round of wild magic roles. So everybody rolled a D twenty
and tell me if you get eighteen nineteen or twenty three. Mike doesn't believe
in rolling higher than five. No, I'm good. It doesn't matter what
that he's rolling. No, nope, five night fourteen. All right,
So not only you guys. Things are calming down for you. All right,
life is getting good. You rested in Lisa's hold, you got some
food, You've got your magic items, you've got your chest, you've got
Siri. You are heading back up. You passed by Mary Shelley and her
farm, and you can swap out your horse for the mules to head up
the mountains to get up there. Cool, no problems there. If you
guys want to head on up. This is where you met with Valley the
last time. Valley starts getting a little bit nervous because she's like getting close.
I really hope you guys will vouch for me for the Dean. Valley.
We got your back. You've had ours this whole time. You haven't
been great at it, but you've tried. True, you didn't even tell
anybody I use a warlocks, so clearly not I shot a guy, you
did? You shot a few? You've got another one earlier. I think
maybe not a guy, but like a spider. Yeah, let's not mention
that to the Dean though. Yeah, we will mention the guy. The
spider though. That was her realic. Yeah for you, okay, all
right, Yeah, she auffle shot Martin. Yeah but he was already.
That's sounded like count It's like shooting a corpse. Come on, yeah,
crow up. It's weird, all right. So she takes you up to
Burp. She doesn't take you. Have you guys, swap out the horse,
You get the meals, you follow the meals, and you take the
wagon all the way up to brin Meyer. Damn where you find Franz brom
Royal. They are welcoming you back in the city. It's like, oh,
hello, welcome back. Ah, thank you, Franz. Listen,
what's going on? What's going on in the city? What's so? It's
the news, it's the word. Oh nothing, No trouble, not that
I'm aware of. No, have you heard about the trouble and Lisa's hold?
No I haven't. Oh yeah, we just got rid of a curse
there before we left. Fascinating. They've been eating each other. Gross.
No one's eating each other around here. No, no one's eating each other.
Let me see your teeth. No people in there, No people sparkly
white. I'm a vegan. Stay that way. Would you like to take
housing tonight and brimmer Hold? We have plenty of units. We're so close.
Yeah, I guess we need to. If you'd like, I can
get you a Faerry to go across to the city. We will make special
exceptions. Normally there's not another one for the rest of the evening, but
as sooner the better, The sooner the better. Okay, go ahead and
settle in. If you'd like to take baths real quick and get yourselves cleaned
up, I'll have a faery ready in the hour. Yes, i'll have
to. Could you bring a spare hat this one? Oh yes, actually
I'll let you even check out my own hat closet, a hat closet,
so I will him up with down firth. He's probably got some really nice
hats. Yeah. He shows you all where the baths are, and then
he takes Bill up to an apartment and an apartment just for his hats.
He has so many hats, and then you admire them so well that he
lets you use his gilded bathtub. He draws you a bubble bath. If
you were smaller, I'd so you could use the same tub my hat's use.
I live here now we're going to get the ClickHouse pretty soon. So
yeah, so I'm gonna bathe and try on so many hats in a in
front of a mirror while dancing can music in a montage. So many hats,
so many hats, Oh, so many hats. Okay, And while
you're bathing, people do come in and serve you food, so you could
eat in the tubs and they're like the big like Roman style like heated tubs,
you know, So you can have your own, or you can be
in a shared one or whatever. Everybody's just kind of chilling and relaxing.
It's on the side of a damn so you know, like you know,
they got water robin hood and menon tights Jacurzy where somebody's in there with a
two blown off. Yes. And he comes back a little bit later and
says, I hope you've all enjoyed yourselves, and it's just a bad man.
You bite your tongue. Bill enjoyed its Bill enjoyed the smell of lavender.
You smell good though, Yeah, that's what That's what I said.
What do you think the implication was, I like lavender? Your fairy is
ready? That's his name. Is it like one of the little ones that
lights up, or like one of the ones that's stuck to a oak tree
or what kind of fairy? Yes, it's it's a little one on an
oak tree that lights up, and it's in a jar on a boat.
Perfect. So he walks you and shows you to your ferry on a ferry
and says you can make yourselves comfortable and they will be again. Your voyage
now should take up about bob an hour to get over to the forsaken city.
I trust you had a safe trip, and I'm glad to see your
home. We're glad to be here. Mostly the little ferry druids come through.
There are some druids that we're here in town. Yes, how long
ago they're still here? I believe the people still that they can't. Did
they come through with some other people that weren't druids? I believe so would
make some adventurers. Maybe I didn't really take no, but there were some
armored people, maybe bodyguards. Yes, yeah, I have you see those
bodyguards around? Take no, detain them, deer cleared. I believe the
bodyguards in that that group already went to the forsaken City. Oh dear,
the druids are still here in town, but they are here for family matters.
Yeah, those bodyguards are trouble. How long ago they go to the
state city? Maybe a week? We gotta go and uh, you guys
head back to the forsaken City and after a long adventure, you are home.
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