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And here we go with the min
Minnesota Goodbye. I'll tell you this,

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we're a little light on emails,
so we got enough, but always encourage

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you. Basically emails or the heart
of the show, the Minnesota Goodbye,

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And it's always kind of that almost
makes it your show because you throw out

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a topic and then we talk about
whatever it is you want to talk about,

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whether it's a question or situation or
an observation or whatever it is.

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Let us know. We're always interested
in. I mean, that's what we

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that's honestly, That's what I like
most about The Minnesota Goodbye is because the

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ideas aren't always our ideas. They're
just really cool things that you bring up.

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Yea. So all right, David, Jenny, I'm trying to think

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of something creative by both my dad
and my best friend for their birthdays that

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are coming up. So dad will
be sixty, my best friend will be

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twenty eight. I am wondering what
are some of the memorable gifts you have

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given gifts? Okay, what are
some of the most memorable gifts you have

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received or experiences? Do you know
of any extent Vent's experiences in the Twin

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Cities coming up at the end of
October. I think it'd be fun to

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do something versus give each of the
physical gift, but I'm not sure what

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for my best friend. I was
thinking something along the lines of upstairs Circus,

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but she already has done that for
a bachelorette party. What's upstairs circus?

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It's I think it involves like wine
and some kind of art of sorts,

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but I forget. It's kind of
a wine and paint but I think

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it's a little bit more than that. I forget what it is. It's

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in the North Loop. Okay,
I'm gonna throw out you know you gave

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me the boy wasn't gonna say this, but you threw at the wine and

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paint idea. My wife has a
store. It's called Born and Brush,

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and I'm not here to plug it, but check into it because people do

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love their birthday parties there. You
bring out your girlfriends, and you bring

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out your friends and your mom and
your sister or whatever, and you basically

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make a barn furniture like an old
It looks like an old barn door,

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barn wall. They'll say welcome to
Jenny's cabin, or it's wine thirty or

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something like that. There's you know, and I'm not supposed to recommend this,

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but but it is. It is
something that's kind of cool for the

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dad. I would say, for
Father's Day many years ago, Susan got

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me a flight experience. In other
words, I got to go up in

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an airplane and it was an introductory
flight lesson. And you could give Dad

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an introductory flight lesson, or if
he has no interest in learning to fly,

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give dad a helicopter ride or an
airplane ride around the Twin Cities.

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People love it. You can get
him from Thunderbird Aviation. Just look online

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for Thunderbird Aviation and they can take
you up at night. They can take

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you up over your house, they
can fly you up to your cabin,

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they can fly do whatever you want. And you can get you know,

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like a anywhere from like a thirty
to a forty five minute ride for probably

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a one hundred bucks. Yeah,
so that's pretty cool too. I like

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that. I would say for dad, maybe do a Vikings game if he's

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or a wild get tickets for an
upcoming wild game or something like that.

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If he likes sports, or another
good thing is maybe getting a state park

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pass. Falin actually got all of
us on the Morning Show that one year,

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and I loved that because Andrew and
I like to hike, and so

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we used it at a bunch of
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that we had that. I'm not
great at picking out presents for Dad's because

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my dad is very hard to buy
for. He doesn't have hobbies. He

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really just sits at home and watches
TV and then works. Like it's very

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hard to buy things for him.
So experience wise, I don't know.

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One thing though my dad does like
is he does actually like to go see

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a musical every once in a while. So we got tickets to go see

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Anastasia with him, my sisters and
I a couple of years ago for Christmas.

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So maybe if he's in a theater, you could do something like that.

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And then I say it would say
for your friend. Another option is

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maybe take her to a winery.
Like I was pronounced wrong. Is it

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Tram Tram Vineyards out past Victoria.
That's a BEAUTIFU. I've never been to

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the Saint Kroi Vineyards. I think
there's like there's just a bunch of fun

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spots around there where it's more of
your experience. I don't know how expensive

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it is to like pay for you
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that might get a little bit pricey. Yeah, but that's another option.

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Or because it's end of Halloween,
if you guys are into scary things,

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go to a haunted house or an
applor shirt or something. These are great,

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really great ideas. I think that
you know, obviously you know your

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dad better than we do. Some
dads would be into a theater experience.

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Some dads would be or like some
women would be into a winery. What

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about skydiving. I mean, that's
crazy, but maybe dad has always wanted

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to skydive. Or you could do
the I Fly place that's over by Ridgedale

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where you just like go in a
big vacuum when you just get like sucked

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up and it's like you're skydiving but
you're just in a building. Yeah,

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that was pretty cool too. So
there's so many different ideas. Good luck.

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I thought that was that's probably helpful
for a lot of people because parents

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are hard to buy for. But
yes, experiences or something. We don't

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want any more stuff. Most parents
don't want any more stuff, but we

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do like experiences. So let's move
on to the next one. Regarding the

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lady on a treadmill. This goes
back a couple of weeks, so basically,

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she was on a treadmill. She
was looking out into the parking garage.

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She sees a woman pull up with
a baby with a car. She

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gets a baby out of the car. Some guy pulls up. They're alone

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in the parking lot. The guys
wearing scrubs, and they hug and they

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kiss, and the guy played with
the baby a little bit. So somebody

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wrote in and they were kind of
jokingly speculating Member Jenny about what the story

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is, like, Okay, they're
both married, or she's married, or

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he's married, she had his baby. They only get to meet very good

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covertly in the parking lot to say
hey, here's the baby, you know,

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blah blah blah, and then they
hug and kiss and whatever. This

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is a tamer version that Todd came
up with. He is a doctor,

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they have a nice newborn kid together. He works very hard for a living

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and the only time he can see
his babies on his lunch break. His

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wife has a special Tater Todd hot
dish pot luck event that is coming,

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so she put her ring in to
get clean. And this is why she

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doesn't have her ring. Oh,
I see, but they're picking up tomorrow.

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See, it might not be that
bad. But then again, they

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could be fucking hello. Well,
because I kept I think during that episode,

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I kept repeating they fucking yeah,
Yeah, I would say that they

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probably were, but maybe we go
with his idea. Toddy made me laugh.

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I appreciate that. This is why
we like your ideas on the Minnesota

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Goodbye, because they're not our ideas, so you are basically entertaining us.

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Jenny. I got a suggestion for
Jenny and her pooping or lack of issue.

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Go to Amazon. Look up Doctor
Tobias fourteen day. Colin Klynn's first

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read the reviews because it's hilarious.
You could probably have a fun bit just

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by reading tholes. But honestly,
it works like magic. I only take

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one because when I take it too
it gives me ramps. Try it.

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I'd love to hear if it helps
you. That is from Christy and she

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signs it with a poop emoji.
Jenny, we really should go on Amazon

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and look up Doctor to Bias fourteen
day. Colon cleans Yeah, and see

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are there any funny reviews on there? Yes? Colon cleans. Oh and

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literally the second Google search says reviews
like as if it's something that a lot

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of people will like to review.
Apparently, so let's see this product works

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a little too well. I'm a
thirty seven year old female, and the

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older we get, the more difficult
it is to lose weight. Now,

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I don't really get to get now. I didn't really get this to lose

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weight. I got this because my
doctor recommendative or a colon cleans. She

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said I could do it one or
two times a year for health benefits and

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to keep my gut healthy. I
have a very sensitive tummy as it is

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if I do not take a little
emodium. This seems like a legit,

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legit review. Yeah, yeah,
I don't want to put you on the

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spot, but I will read the
next email and maybe you can see if

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during that. Yeah, you can
see if you can find a funny review.

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Hello, says Jessica to my wonderful
kd WB family. Hello, Jessica,

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I've been if you's a huge fan
of the show as long as I

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can remember, Dave, You and
Steve, Oh, the Cactus brothers.

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Steve and I used to call ourselves
the Cactus Brothers for a hot minute.

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We both had matching glittery sequined cactus
jackets. Made you brought me up on

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stage at Girls' Night Out in twenty
twenty and rapped about my ex boyfriend who

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broke up with me the night before
Valentine's Day. I always say that is

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my claim to fame to you guys, to come full circle. I am

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engaged now to a very sweet,
handsome and wonderful man whom I'm beyond excited

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to spend the rest of my life
with. As we are in the midst

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of wedding planning, we are having
the worst time trying to find a DJ

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for our wedding, and then it
hit me, why not ask the people

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I'd listened to every morning and now
afternoon with Falan and Zach. It would

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be a dream come true and an
absolute honor of Dave, Drake or Jenny

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came to dj our wedding. I
understand you get this is something you guys

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normally don't do, but I would
be mad at myself I didn't ask,

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And if you can't or are not, I would greatly appreciate any recommendations.

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My fiance and I are getting married
at Madden's Resort, and BRAINERD on June

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fourteenth. If interested, we can
absolutely chat about further details and logistics.

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Thanks for being a part of my
morning routine every day, and I will

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still love y'all regardless From Jessica.
Jessica, I'm super flattered. I don't

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know the first thing about DJE a
wedding. There is such a difference between

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a radio DJ and a DJ at
a wedding, and I will tell you

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this one. I don't have much
wedding advice, but when I tell you

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wedding advice, I give it a
bond DJ's and that is get the DJ

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that's done hundreds of weddings. You
want to find the DJ who's like you,

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dealt with drunks, who deals with
people who want to hear the cha

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cha slide when the bride doesn't want
to hear the how to get the party

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going if people are not dancing,
you need to have a DJ that knows

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how to get people out there.
You need to have a DJ. Basically,

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they are the host and MC of
the event. They're the ones whould

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be like, Okay, now we're
gonna do the father of the Father of

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the groom, or we're gonna do
the speeches and everybody please take their seats.

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That's a DJ that's what the good
ones do. That is not in

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our skill set. I think Drake
does them dj J. He's done like

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hundreds of weddings. He used to
do that when he was like in high

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school. I think because he started
very young. Does he still do it?

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Do you know? He doesn't know? Does not? Well? I

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don't think so. He I know
he's he's ordained, so I think he's

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actually doing someone's wedding this weekend,
but he's not DJing it. Okay,

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gotcha. I'm gonna give you one. I'm gonna see if I can still

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find him on Yeah, here he
is. Okay, you can find Jordan,

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who used to be on our show. A very wonderful human being,

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just a positive, happy person.
He's done hundreds of weddings. You can

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find him on Twitter or x at
Tornado Jally Tornado, j A l Y

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and they give his website on there, so if you want to look him

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up, highly recommend him. I
really don't know anybody besides him that does

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weddings, So try to find Jordan
and have no luck there, then get

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Ahold of Maddens and say hey,
we need a DJ but I'm very flattered

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that you would ask us, and
I'm sorry we don't do DJ's because that

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is a whole different kind of skill
set. Next one, my brother and

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I. This is my brother and
my husband's differences with the Roman Empire thing.

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So earlier this morning on the show, we talked about why guys are

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now suddenly obsessed with the Roman Empire, and there was some debate on whether

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it's just a rumor that was started
on TikTok or guys really are obsessed with

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the Roman Empire. So my husband
got annoyed because he thought it was some

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Dave Ryan thing and quit replying.
Apparently my brother is very into it his

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conversation with his wife have a great
day, and so they screenshot it.

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Here we go. Do you ever
think about the Roman Empire? Why?

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I don't know, just wondering.
Do you? Response? Sometimes? Her

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response? How often? Every day? She says, tell me more.

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All the tactics that Caesar writes about
it in his accounts of the Gallic Wars

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directly relate to making proper and professional
decisions in work, home, in active

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life. Response, Honestly, I'm
interested in having an hour convo on this

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one, for example, and it
goes on for it cuts off. For

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example, in the opening chapter to
Caesar's Gallic Wars, he goes over the

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different types of galls. He explains
the Belgiums or the fiercest for three specific

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reasons. Blah blah blah. So
I guess there are people talking about the

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Roman Empire. Thank you, Hannah, and guess what that's going to wrap

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it for this week's or for today's
Minnesota Goodbye. A little short because we're

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