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With all that being said, seven has left the room. I feel
like we can now begin and have serious conversations. H Listen, y'all,
spring is hair and my seasonal depression is out of hair, by the fuckers.
All right, the sun started going down at like nine pm. All
right, the weather's getting nicer. I'm feeling myself, y'all. I'm feeling
myself, and I feel like we're family, We're friends. We're honest with
each other and be and being honest with each other. Have it. Y'all.
Know, I've been talking about wanting a partner for a very long time,
but if we're being completely honest, I have not been putting my best
foot forward and finding a partner. You know. I was complacent in my
routine. And I'm not gonna lie. It was looking like the gym was
my partner, Like the gym was my man. And we've been like together
for like a solid two years now. But I've decided that, you know,
I have to actively pour into and try to find my person. So
one of the first steps, unbeknownst to me, is in order to find
a husband, I gotta go on dates. Did y'all notice? Did y'all
know that? Did y'all fucking know that? Because nobody told me, Like,
I really was expecting old boy to kick down my bedroom door and be
like, hey, bitch, I heard you was looking for me, and
I'm like, yeah, I was think, oh my god, But alas,
it can't be that simple. So I've decided that, you know,
part of me actively trying to find my person is me actively going on dates.
So one of the things that I feel like really hinders me is I
don't know if y'all picked this up or not, but I played too much.
I played too much, and I feel like this past date that I
went on resulted in God saying, bitch, stop playing so much. Right,
So here's what happened. I have been talking to this guy off and
on, and when I say off and on, I mean like it wasn't
really going well. We met like around New Year's Eve. Then he was
on this Daniel fast, so he was like locked in with what he had
going on. I was trying to get some stuff off the ground. So
I was locked in with what I had going on, so we didn't really
get a chance to link. So we recently reconnected. We were texting,
you know, blah blah blah, and he's like, hey, you know,
I would like to see you. Let's set up a walk. Would
you like to go on a walk with me? Of course I would.
Y'all know, my first date, I want to do anything but fucking food.
So a walk was fine to me. It was fine to me.
This is starting off great right now. We link up for this walk,
and this is only the third time I've seen him. I seen him once
when we first met, and then second. This is the one who told
me my butt looked big. But he know I had a butt because I
be dressed like a dyke. So but that was I saw him at a
meeting. He was trying to plugged me in with a venue. So like,
okay, well it's a third time meeting, but it's officially at first
date, right. So we both drive SEB cars there and as we're getting
out the car and walking towards the path, we take like ten steps and
then this older African American gentleman with a kin te koofy On stops us right,
and he says, hey, excuse me, y'all, like's so beautiful?
Can I take your picture? I look at him, he looked at
me, and he's like, yeah, yeah, sure, okay, right
now, here's the thing y'all need to understand, and here's what really holds
me back in a lot of things. My ma may raise no, bitch.
Okay. So when you say, yeah, sure, we're gonna take
pictures, okay, yeah we can take pictures. We can. I gotta
grow up, y'all. I gotta grow up. I really gotta grow up,
because first of all, I should have said no, I'm not really
comfortable, but no, he said yes, So I'm gonna say yes.
My mam main raise no bitch. Right. So we are literally at the
spot to take engagement photos. Now, mind you, we both have on
like gym clothes because we're going on the walk. We're like, if you're
from Philly, we're like near the Art Museum, near the whole little uh
little waterworks system where it's like the dam and all the water is coming down.
Scenery is so beautiful, right, So we're taking pictures. We're doing
like you know, the prom poses hugged up, booed up, and so
then the photographer says, hey, excuse me, let's let let's do a
kiss. But what what y'all? What he did? He did? Now
here's the problem. My mom man raised no bitch. So he looks at
me. I look at him. He was like, yeah, sure,
we can do that. I don't used to be kissing on the first date
and shit like right, but I'm having a good time, and I knew
it was gonna be a funny story. So I'm like, fuck it,
we outside, right, So we kiss, We take these pictures, blah
blah blah. I like, jump on his back and take pictures like we're
giving super super We've been in a relationship for like three years, but it's
really our first date, right, okay cool. So he gets he gives
the guy his email, The guy gives me his social media Okay cool.
We never signed a model waiver form, we never did anything. You're just
pictures for us. Okay, great. So we leave him. We're going
on our walk and I asked him, like, yo, you think that
guy really thought we was together? And he was like, no, fuck
that, We're so awkward. I'm like, okay, great, cool,
cool, cool, cool cool, y'all. So Friday morning, right,
I wake up to the guy I want on a walk with. He sends
me one of the pictures, but it's just of me, and I'm like,
oh man, let me see the rest of them, right, okay,
cool, y'all. I open my fucking Instagram. The first picture I
see is me and this nigga kissing. Ah y'all, I said, the
hoses not gonna like this. I am dying inside. When I say,
I audibly yelled. I yelled, I don't. I don't even remember if
he tagged me the photographer. The photographer posted it. You gotta get on
the mic. I am screaming, y'all. Screaming. First of all,
y'all know, I'm a very private person, Like I don't post anybody ever
unless we're in a relationship. So I'm like, yo, that's the first
thing I actually I lied. So I called the guy who I wanted to
walk with. He don't answer the phone. But he texts me in like
three in the morning, so I know he was up all night, so
I know he's not gonna be up. I call him, he don't pick
up the phone. I'm like, fuck, I call my girlfriend, I
said, and her a post, right, and then I went to the
guy's page. There were actually three different fucking posts of me and this guy
on a walk, and the first one was like, give me a name
shot, Ryan. His name is Ryan, So you took too long,
Ryan. His name is Ryan. So it was like Ryan enjoys a day
with his fave. That was the first post, right, like four pictures,
next post Ryan's reason to smile, Like four more pictures, next post,
like, uh, the reason Ryan wakes up in the morning, and
like it was just the crazy and shit, I'm like, what the fuck
is happening, y'all? I am blown? I am fucking blown. Right,
So finally Ryan calls me back and like, Yo, what the fuck
is going on? And I'm like I don't know, Like did you tell
them the post that? He was like no. When we exchanged emails,
I told him don't post shit, and I'm like, yo, I DM
him and was like, hey, this is great, cause you help me
out with something. If you don't mind, he please take down the pictures
of me and Ryan. You keep up ones with me, I don't care,
but just take down the ones with me and Ryan. He deleted all
that shit, which is fine because in my mind I wanted to say,
donate all that shit. Right, So here's the real problem. Right,
It wasn't so much the pictures of me and right what really got me was
Ryan is a high yellow man, right, like very light skin. The
photographer edited me to also be very light skinned, like he edited to where
I look like a Nigerian woman who bleached her skin. And the reason I
say is because my lips were still like dark like the rest of my skin,
but he made all my skin really really light skin weird, right,
I don't know, I don't know. So yeah, I feel like that
was all of God saying, bitch, stop playing so much. And yeah,
that's at least you guys have something to talk about. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. It was actually a really nice time. We went
on a walk, we went to like a we went to grab some food.
It was good. I have fun. It was just the trauma that
came along afterwards that had me a little but goddamn. Yeah. So I
just want to say, if anybody sees any pictures of me with some light
skin, man, that's not my nigga. That's not my nigga. That's
not my nigga. I am still single, like a Pringle single, like
a dollar bill single, and willing to mingle like I'm still single. I
am still single. If you see me with a guy. And also,
I don't know why I look like a Nigerian woman who bleeds her skin.
I didn't do that, but I asked Ryan and I'm like, Yo,
did I look like that that day? And he was like no, I
don't know why the fuck he did that. So yeah, long story,
shirt, I'm gonna stop playing so much. And I am also really going
to try to find him in and I'm going on dates now, y'all.
So but said, mmmmmmmm, So if y'all see me outside, don't start
no shit. Don't start no shit, and don't don't don't just do what
y'all usually do in DM me and say, hey, I thought I saw
you some weird but I don't want to speak because you was with a nigga.
Yo, y'all run after Taylor on the episode, it's also very funny.
Fuck y'all, Okay, fuck y'all, fuck y'all. All. Right,
So when we're talking about, you know, getting your shit together and
uh me trying to actively date because like I said, y'all, I'm not
gonna lie. I wasn't. I was. I don't want to say I
was lying, but I wasn't trying. So now I'm trying, right.
So part of me trying is looking out for certain things, you know,
doing my research, trying to figure out not really how I can find a
man, but more so, how can I fully prepare myself to be a
wife, because That's what I'm trying to do, right. So a part
of this research, you do a few studies, You look into a few
experiments and things that other people have tapped into. And I landed on the
goal of mind ladies and gentlemen. I did. Don't know if you knew
this, but according to research, couples who fart together stay together. You
would? You would? You would be the one to find that amusing?
Yes, I would. I would. Okay, According to research, couples
who fart together stay together, it was not Google dot Com, thank you
very much. No. According to a study done by e Harmony, couples
wait in average of six months before they toot in front of their partner.
Now, I'm not gonna lie, y'all. When we get into the logistics
and the specifics of all these things, right, you gotta shot the rest
of the food is outside. I don't know the fuck. No, it's
just saying part of your order is outside. Okay. Well, I'm just
gonna keep going. I'm just gonna keep going, okay. So one of
the things that I was looking into was like, oh, you know,
how do the things I like playing to me finding my partner? What are
the things that I like? Food, whales, farting boom? Right?
So I found this study, you know, done by ecorny dot com.
So apparently they questioned one thousand people in Australia and they got a lot of
good results from these questions. And it wasn't just about the touting, okay.
Also, they found out that, on average, couples wait five months
before leaving a toothbrush at their partner house. Also, couples wait five months
before crying in front of their partner. Now here's what I took away from
that, y'all be leaving a toothbrush and crying in front of y'all nigga before
y'all fart? What the fuck is this? Every day I find another reason
why I'm still single. Baby, I done farted twice in the studio today
and seven so dumb, he just be he'd just be smelling it. Shot
thinks seven love me, but really seven just love smelling my farts. Okay,
I don't know. Oh I knew that. I'll just for shirts.
I don't know. So another Yo, I'm bad to cut you off,
shout out to Popeye. Skin just dropped off the rest of really, Oh
that's love? Did you no? I didn't look at that. Damn the
love that So. Another fact that they found out is that women will wait
two months before they go without makeup in front of their partner. What I'm
not gonna hold y'all every day, I find another reason why I'm still single
because I literally, on our second to third FaceTime call, I'm not having
one makeup. I don't do that. I don't wear makeup on our second
to third FaceTime call really the first Like if I'm in the house, baby,
I'm not. I'm not going n ins to the phone and throw some
shit on and they call you back. Baby. I'm gonna be in my
bonnet, one of my titties, going me hanging out my tank top.
Okay, I'm gonna be comfortable, and I'm like, damn, still am
I too comfortable? But my whole thing is like, yo, this is
what I really look like, from the note makeup to the titties out.
Okay, because women know, like when you sleep with tank tops on.
Just I don't know about y'all, but it's really my left one. It
just always come out, so trust us, you know all about that.
So I don't know. Maybe I do be too comfortable. I don't know,
but yeah, isn't that weird? I think it's just the fact that
it goes from bad to crackhead to boot jump. You gotta have moved out
that transition, like maybe bad not so crazy because you know, maybe you
know, you saw more time and you kind of like left super early in
the morning, you find are comfortable, and then the rest of them now
doesn't count. I know you say it's a big jump, like from badass
bitch to crackhead, right, but you see how you all look now you
go from that to breaks? But does it matterappy slickbacks? But doesn't matter
if I always have crackhead energy't I thought I did the fuck it? But
yeah, but yeah, I want to try to tap in. I want
to try to tap in. How does this timeline play out with you when
you're dating. We should research how to sick back make y'all look so different
the straight back braids under the wig, Like, why do y'all look so
different? That's because you're always looking at fucking edges and ship. We don't
have edges. Yeah, but your edges still be there. It just it
just be braids behind it. Well else, guys won't give a funk about
the braids that goes under the wig. They be looking like all my life,
I have the fight braids. Do they do you get the a little
breast cancer? Why? Okay, we are ignoring shot, but I do
want to I do want to ask. I want to ask how does this
play in with you when you're dating? Style in your relationships? Do y'all
follow these timelines? No? How soon do you fart? How soon do
you cry? How soon do you leave the toothbrush? I take it?
You say you take it as a compliment? Yeah, I mean you know.
Okay, according you ain't doing that with everybody. According to a study
done by e Harmony, couples waiting average of six months before they toot in
front of their partner. That's crazy. I'm not waiting six months I mean,
if it's like you should leave discretion, if you if I'm waiting six
months, I'm going to look six months pregnant because the gas is just going
to build up in my stomach. Or you can excuse yourself like a lady,
what the fuck now? Okay, ron So it sounds crazy, but
I know, just amongst me and my friends, a lot of my girlfriends
don't fart in front of their partners, especially when they're just dating, like
they're not locked in, like as far as like farting, you know,
doing the number two, like or if their period comes on, Like a
lot of women aren't comfortable with shit that's natural. And I don't know,
maybe that is one of my problems because I feel like there's a difference between
keeping having discretion and just having it all out. Like it'd be different if
it was like, oh, yeah, I do be throwing my farts.
I'll be throwing. I don't throw like you will be like, okay,
yeah, that's what I say. You know, you know Jesus, commercial
just do that right then and there. Yo, But like that's that's That's
what I'm talking about. Like that mister young too, you knew too,
says I expect to fart, uh, Cassie Jack One says, I tell
her it's smooth. It's a natural body function every day. Doctor three said,
that's why they be trying to be perfect, and that's weird. So
I do, like, like I've had friends that, like, you know,
will call me I gotta leave, and I'm like, well, why
you gotta leave because they'll be at a guy's house and I call me and
act like it's an emergency, and I'm like, well, what's the emergency.
She's like nothing, I just got ship. And I'm like, you,
this man has literally been inside. You go to the bathroom and ship
see okay, So okay, giving your t what time out because like,
there's been a time when one of my homies brung girl to my studio and
she went to the bathroom and it didn't flush. Okay, but everybody poops.
Yeah, but it didn't flush, and everybody poops like, okay,
it didn't go down if it didn't flushed, And she clogged a toilet like
it made a flood. So I felt like a ship wader in my studio.
It was a white herd eat more fibers. That's the first thing she
needs to more fires. I can understand her noting the ship because she ship
bricks because she did. No. I feel like if we're on a level
where I let you insert yourself into me, you could drop bricks. I
can drop bricks. She's up bread. Yeah, how that's probably I'm still
not really drop dog. Literally, Like last year first date, I was
hanging with some guy and we didn't have sex or anything, but I did
end up going to his house and I spent the night. In the morning,
my period came on and I was like, yo, bro, can
you go and get me some tampons, because like it comes once a month.
No, but I was like yo, Like but no, I was
like, yo, can you can you go to the store and give me
some tampons? Yeah, I don't care what you want me to do,
go to the store, bloody or but this is where this is where anxiety.
I think for me personally, I really had a whole bunch of anxiety
growing up over a natural body functions like I was a sweater, I had
a very hair heavy period. Like I used to be so self conscious about
every fucking thing, and then one day I just woke up like, yo,
everybody do this shit. Like women bleed once a month. That's what
they do. Like, I'm not gonna, you know, spread my blood
on the walls and yell shit, but it's what women do. I'm not
gonna be ashamed of something that women do, Like that's outlandish to me.
And I feel like niggas who be acting all crazy about women who take shits
or women with stretch marks, like, Bro, you gay? That's yeah,
it escalated that quickly. You're gay. You're gay. And I don't
do this often, but I don't believe in calling men sassy. So now
you just gotta be gay, that's it. And even gay nigga ain't really
phased by the shit. So I don't know what you are, my brother,
I don't know. I don't know. Kassky jack One says, I
used to keep them in the spot just in case my homegirls be neating them.
A king a king, a king, a king, a king,
and women be like getting self conscious when they go over men's house and they're
like, oh, he had tampons there, Oh he had makeup wipes there.
No make me comfortable, bay, Like if I go to a man's
house and he got makeup wipes under there, he got tampons, Like,
damn you you really want me to spend the night. Huh oh you wanted
to be comfortable. You don't want me to go home? Like you got
extra two persons too? Way, Okay? Like I like that ship.
I like. I like men who are thoughtful, men who are thoughtful about
the womanly experience, like, yeah, don't don't be in here telling me
I gotta hot my farts and shiitn't I can't poop at your house? Mind
you, ladies. This is a guy that you guys, you're comfortable in
talking to you for a minute. That's how y'all get fucked. Probably should
have edited that in you got champons? Yeah he did, that's cool.
I lost my cards. It's on the floor there. Where is it?
You look on one side of there you go. Jesus, asshole shots being
very means to me today, and I don't like it. I don't like
it because some women call it creepy. Nah you what let me? It's
about the presentation. Uh, Young Lion two six eight says, no,
go lie, not gonna lie you Okay, thank you, thank you,
sir. He said something like yeah, yeah, loyal. Miss Nini says
ain't no man that thoughtful. They are. I promise you think about it
like that every day. Doctor three says Cat Williams said it. He likes
women, so he likes women ship and just I can't understand the sad when
tampon and she left the box in my house. I'm not gonna throw it
away. I'll keep it under my sy that's different. I'm not going to
be at Walmart picking up some rubbing alcohol like, hey, let me get
some tampon. Just a gave some bitches. But you know where that comes
from. That comes from you being locked in with one woman. No,
no, no, it comes from you being locked in with one woman and
you want her to have certain things at your house. And I stop talking,
and now it's just there. I would just assume that. Yeah,
okay, that's one way thinking about it. Okay, God damn, y'all
shot to make fun of me for being a hopeless romantic. Okay, I
don't care. I'm a lover girl, and that shit makes sense to me
because I'm a lover girl. Thank you. On to the next topic.
Seven. Crying is shit. Okay. So, like I said, I've
been trying to actively date and trying to put, you know, energy and
time behind finding my person because I was not doing it before. So I
wanted to make sure that I remember a few things going into this new season
in my life. So three things to remember going into the new season.
First, a lot of y'all not gonna like this, but I'm gonna say
what I gotta say until your ball handed no edges having girlfriend, I said
what I said. Okay. In order for you to be successful in finding
person, you gotta stop listening to people who've never been in a healthy relationship
or haven't going to go talk to the lady because everything that they're gonna tell
you is gonna keep you single just like them. Okay, And I know,
I know, I know, I know. But Keisha's just had it
hard because she had a nigga who said such and such, but he didn't
really want to such and such. And Jamal he's really a good guy.
He just misses Granny so sometimes he can't tap in on women. I don't
give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. If you have
never seen this person in a healthy relationship, okay. If this person has
not going to talk to the lady, fuck them. They are not right
in the head. I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know. I know it's hard. I know it's hard. You
gotta stop telling these people your business. Okay, you gotta stop xing these
people for advice. Okay, listen to your guy friends, because we've all
had this conversation with Bruh bruh, and I don't I don't think it's a
sex thing. I think it goes both ways, male and female, because
we really be taking advice from people who don't know what the fuck they talking
about. Nigga bumm bye dog by nigga bum right. They can't help you.
They can't help you because they haven't even figured it out for themselves,
so they can't help you. Bruh, bruh. If you ask your male
friend for advice on your relationship that you have with your woman and he instructs
you on some dumb shit talking about I mean, well, you know bitches,
come and go bro bumm. Okay. If you ask your female friend
for advice on some shit that's going on in you and your relationship with your
partner and she turns around and tells you why. I'm just saying, you
gotta take that because you're a bad bitch, and I just know like any
nigga would be lucky to have you. Bump Okay. I'm saying, if
you ask your friend for advice and they give you anything that stares you towards
something that's harmful and not beneficial for your relationship, nigga bomb okay. We're
not doing this. Kaski jack One says, my bestie ain't never lied to
me. She don't play devil's advocate. She tell me the truth, right
or wrong. And that's the type of people you need to be listening to.
That is the type of people you need to be listening to. You
can't just look at it. Oh we've been friends in sixth grade. I
know he got my back. No, he don't. If you ain't never
seen him love a woman properly, know he don't if you ain't never seen
her being a successful relationship where she values reciprocity and understands that she's not just
the prize. He's not just the prize, the relationship is nigga bomb okay
done. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. We are not
taking relationship advice from our bitter ass, single ass, unhealed ass spreads.
We're not doing it, We're not doing it. I don't want us to
do it right. Kaska jack one says, if they don't care for your
progress, they ain't your friend. Bruh. Lord Grimothy says reciprocity. And
also we gotta like cut down on these podcasts like no shape, but like
we gotta we gotta, we gotta stop all this relationship ship. How many
more times we're gonna have the same argument? And where is the goal if
we're gonna heal from darget or is there is our end? Is there is
there a moment of time? What is the goal? What is the answer
to what do you break the table? Because it's been almost a year,
two year, three years and there's no there doesn't seem like there's gonna be
an end to this. So like you gotta watch what you consume on the
internet if you are still asking what someone brings to the table in the year
twenty twenty four of our Lord Nigga Bump okay done like it? We gotta
punkin yes, yes, yes. So the next thing that I want to
talk about, I said, I want to talk about three things to remember
going into this new season, this new part of my life, trying to
date. And I don't know about y'all, but these are just three things
that I need to keep tapping into. Next one, I don't know who
needs to hear this, but you're not asking for too much. You're just
asking the wrong person, Okay. And I want to say that again because
I feel like sometimes we be going through the same rigamarole with the same type
of people and rigamarole and be having us questioning ourselves, like having us thinking
we ain't that nigga, we ain't that bitch, we have no value,
we aren't a good partner. It's like, no, no, no,
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not asking for too
much, baby, You're asking the wrong person. Okay. Like it's just
so funny to me that, like we allow other people to become our intrusive
thoughts and it really be having us questioning ourselves. But it's like, I
guarantee you there is somebody out there who will dress up and go to comic
Con with you. There is somebody out there who will learn your favorite movie
and you don't have to keep telling them fifty million times. There is somebody
out here who want to taste new pickles with you. No, Diddy,
there's somebody out there for you. There's somebody out there for you. The
problem is maybe you're gonna have to stand on business till you find it.
And are you willing to do that? Are you willing to do that?
Like a lot of times will allow what people feedback is of us to question
our worth, question our value. Damn, maybe I am a little crazy.
Damn. Maybe I do play a little bit too much. Damn.
Maybe you know I do need to off the game a little bit. But
it's like, no, your person doesn't have a problem with any of that.
There's really somebody out there for you who will enjoy all that ship,
all that ship, all that ship. It's just a matter of standing on
business. So you find it like sometimes you really are the right package.
You're just at the wrong address. And that's the fucked up part. Come
on, come on, that's real though. You can really be the right
package, but just at the wrong address, and that little bit of information
will have you second guessing your whole and tiering. Baby, you ain't got
none of that. You that nigga, you, that bitch, Remember remember
that, remember that brow If you ever doubt that you are that girl that
got him her all of the above. What Sean said, Remember you beat
all the mother corny ass sperm and you made it. You made it.
Stop letting people play with you. Thousands thousands, rough sweat? Why not?
Oh so yeah, Brian shot shot shot. All I'm saying is there's
really somebody out there for you, but you keep going back and forth.
What's the face? Fuck them? Fuck them? What's the face that's exactly
who it is? What's the face? Fuck them? One says, mah,
didn't it? I am crying. You use your podcast. Okay,
we'll We're going across the pond. We're going to cross the pond. Yeah,
every day, doctor, he said. Sometimes you need self awareness too.
We be fucked too. Yeah. Yeah, you need somebody that loads
you enough to tell you about yourself. That's that's very true. And then
and then learn how to talk to you so you understand and versus just doing
it. M h m hmm. So we talked about, you know,
sometimes you can be the right package at the wrong address, and I felt
that, I felt that in my spirit. But sometimes you could be the
right package at the wrong address. But you also got to remember that sometimes
niggas be out here stealing mail. Okay, I just want some of y'all
ain't get y'all w twos because niggas was out here stealing mail. Okay,
some of y'all ain't never get y'all PPP information because niggas was out here stealing
mail. Okay, some of y'all got a phone line opened up in your
name because niggas out here steal a male. Right, So I do want
to say, sometimes you can be the right package at the wrong address,
but sometimes niggas be out here steal a male. Now what do I mean
by that? Exactly? Keep your head on a swivel, all right,
because there's people out here who will pretend to like all the things that you
like just to be with you. Oh oh oh, I know, I
know, I know. There are people out here who will pretend to be
the person that you want, and they will do extensive research to be the
person that you want, but they don't like none of that shit. And
it always comes out, It always comes out faithfully. And it's like,
yo, I can always tell when niggas don't really like the shit that I
like, because it comes out maybe about three months in and it's like,
yo, bro, you're a fraud. You are fraud yourself. Word point
nigga. I know when people are looking at my dog and were only playing
with them, trying to impress me, and they're like this yes, and
it's like, oh, I love sci fi girls. I love girls that
are into that type of thing, like really really. Every time you pull
something about like nerds or niggas who like stuff like that, and all these
people pull yes, it's like, oh, oh I love nerdy girls.
I love nerdy girls. God if your niggas ever come out and I see
you, try and talk to you and you say some corny ship and I
know you lying. I'm so awkward. Yes, And it's like, oh
I love nerdy real, why come on? And it's the first thing.
It's the same thing happens every time. Oh I love nerdy girls. I
love nerdy girls. Do you do you really not? Do you really love
nerdy? About Stargate? And that's exactly what I was going to say,
What you know about Stargate? Yeah, who's in his head? Do you
really love nerdy girls? Come on? Do you really shut up? Shot?
Do you like? Do you really love nerdy girls? Or are you
gonna say I need an exorcism? When I start speaking, hih Valarian,
come on, come on, no answer me. I need answers because this
is the ship that I'd be having to go through. And it's like,
oh, I have such a great sense of humor. I love girls who
can joke around. Do you really love girls who can joke around? Or
are you gonna tell me I play too fucking much when we get in an
argument, which one is it? Which one is it? Because I'm sick
and tired. I thought you'd like girls who like to play and have fun.
I thought you liked girls who like to tell jokes. Now what is
it? Motherfucker? I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Border
story. You should wait till you say something. You should wait to get
the nord before please please, please please. It's like a couple episodes of
the podcast you know exactly. It's like, oh, oh, all the
cute girls have big four heads, right, all the cute girls have big
four hands. And as soon as begin an argument, you call me mega
mind fuck you yo. That was good. That was good. I had
enough. I've had enough. So all this brought me to the point where
I have to continuously reminds, wow, wow. All this brought me to
the point where I have to be realistic with myself and say, yo,
sometimes you can be the right package at the wrong address. But I also
have to acknowledge that sometimes people still mall they be Froughnen they be froughn uh
dj Rennie says, nah, but I definitely see that four haird with the
keyboard open. Fuck you, fuck you just every day. Doctor three says,
it's sure for we nerd niggas being hunted. You let out on your
podcast. I hated that. Yeah, what do you do about Caroll?
Like? Niggas shut up that bit, shut up that word. That's crazy,
Okay. I I was just trying to make sure that people appreciated the
nerd niggas the way that I do. Okay, excuse me. All these
girls, y'all act like the niggas who be tight when people put a good
restaurant on TikTok sight. Now everybody trying to watch all the anime rolle see
know what you're talking about? Does you fine? Because niggas watch free shad.
We don't pay for nothing. Oh excuse me, My bougie side just
came back. I apologize every day. Doctor three says she spilled the beans.
Now everyone like anime cospack. But I will say, what do we
just talk about? What did we just talk about? Because these girls that
are saying that they like anime cosplay, what are they saying that they like?
Or are they waiting until you say something and then now they say something?
Yeah? But see, I wouldn't have to pay attention to that for
you. I'm not the only person who gave Nerves their credit. Well,
we don't. You don't only want to know. So I was like,
yo, dang, I don't care. I don't care, Thank you very
much. Okay, So now we are going to get into the edible portion
of our show. So the edible portion is when I read questions that you
guys saying in and on the day that I record, I usually put up
a prompt telling you guys to ask me anything and if you have something to
say and it's not on one of the d's that we record, or it's
too long to fit into the prompt, every time we get here, I
always have to her excuse me, like that, Yeah, you could have
went like, but that's not how I'm drinking beer man. So uh yeah.
If what you have to say is on a day that I'm not recording
or it's too long to fit into the prompt, you can always email me
at inquiries at stormype a dot com. Inquiries at stormype a dot com.
Okay, so, first question, what's a deal breaker when getting to know
someone for me for me, for me for me? A deal breaker when
getting to know somebody is I can't even get it out, Oh my god,
A deal breaker when getting to know somebody? Number one? Talking about
sex too soon? Bro? Who even said I was gonna let you hit
money full of ourselves? Aren't we? That's the first thing. Second talking
about money? Oh you want me to rob you? Okay? We conna
just started there, my nigga, Like, what what next? Talking about
any type of athletic ability or accolades that they achieved at a young age.
Are you still that nigga? Or no? Do you? What? What's
your time now, buddy? Okay, when the last time you scored something?
Okay, when the last time you achieved something athletic wise? What's your
pr When the last time you hit a new prir? Come on, please
please, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.
I don't Does that make me shallow? Who cares? Good point?
Good point? Good point, good point? I feel like it's it's now.
No, don't get me wrong. I understand putting your best foot forward,
But y'all be putting your best foot to get robbed. Y'all be putting
your best foot thinking you get in some kilchi. Y'all be putting yall best
foot and it was the foot that you had twenty years ago. I don't
care. I don't care. What are we doing now? What do you
have now? Okay? And who told you I was gonna let you hit?
Who said that? Because if it ain't broke, don't fix it?
Baby? And women, I want you all to stop giving these niggas play.
Who'll be doing that shit unless you're robbing or only fans? If not,
don't do that no more. That's will be giving them the confidence they'd
be like, oh it works when it don't. Okay, Because I know
so many women I know I take the back. I know so many men
who have talked themselves out of Kuci just by talking about Kuchie. Baby,
stop it, stop it. Women don't like that women don't like that golden
rule of thumb. Don't say anything sexual or just like overt or inappropriate until
you see her lean in and give you something to go off of, like
she starts, you know, playing around a little playful banter. Okay,
cool, But other than that, don't it so like sex jokes like not
between y'all, like niggas say something like that's what she said. That's fine.
Those are fine. Those are fine. But if you ask me what
I'm doing, Oh my god, if you ask me what I'm doing and
I say, oh, just got out the shower and you say, without
me, okay, oh my god, Oh my god, Oh I thought
you were talking about like like just just ship like I just get stuck to
my stomach just think about it. Oh my god, I hate it.
I hate it. So yeah, those are my deal breakers. One Love
USA says, why do women who don't want to have sex with men go
out on dates with them? Just jesus listen, it's the Lord's day long
story. Short, they hungry, I don't know. They hungry, or
they're looking for a new seat filler. Honestly, they are hungry or they
are looking for a new seat filler. A seat filler is somebody who's not
their man, but somebody who they just want to do all the man shit
until they find they man. Okay, hey, let's ask this question.
Why do men have sex with women they don't like? Okay, since we're
asking all the fucking questions here the same reason, thank you uptown Ace eleven
says, where my hug ass nigga exactly exactly that right there grinds my gears,
grinds my fucking gears so bad, so fucking bad. Oh. Scott
Lerox seven eight says, because she offered, get the fuck out, Get
the fuck out. Next question, if a person has been single for too
long? Is that a red flag to some Yeah? To me, no,
long story short To me, no, because I have additional questions.
First, I can't be biased. You know, I haven't been in a
relationship in five years, so the first thing, okay. But to me,
I don't find that a red flag because I have other questions like,
yo, were you building a business, were you finishing school? Were you
saving for a house? Did you buy a house, did you start a
new business, did you have a child? Like there are other questions like,
okay, did some type of traumatic event happen to you? Did you
go to therapy? Like? It's questions behind why people are single? And
I feel like when we're stuck in the whole, Oh but you still single
though? Oh but you still an unhealed, broke ass nigga though? Okay,
now I'm a bad person. I just feel like they're additional questions.
So to me, someone being single for a long time isn't a red flag,
but I can see why it would be to some women or some men,
because it's like, yo, why don't know money and want you?
Baby? I didn't even want myself. Okay. So I feel like once
you acknowledge those things and you ask the ask the deeper questions, it's fine.
It's not that deep, not that deep at all. I also want
to add, were you incarcerated? No, that's another thing, nigga.
Oh I've been single. I've been single for seven years? How many of
them? Were you locked up? Seven years? Okay? What? Hey?
Good for you? Good for you. I just feel like they are
additional questions, you know. Next, well, this is actually last question.
Oh I only got a minute left on my fucking life. Okay,
would you trade your best three years of podcasting and content creating to have another
baby, nigga, what let me tell you something. First of all,
you assuming I want to be a baby mama's crazy outlandish clutches pearls. Okay,
I'm somebody, fine fit, funny ass future wife. Okay, I
wouldn't get that shit up to have a baby. No, because the next
person I have a baby by will be my husband, unless like eight years
pass by, and then I might just dabble back and ask my baby dad
to shoot some of the cup for me and Turkey base myself and Turkey base
myself because you know, at least I know you take care of his kids.
Yeah. No, but ideally I want my next child to be by
my husband. So ah nah. But yeah, let's let's let's let's revisit
today's topics. Okay, First, Uh, staying together includes farting together.
Next, God told me to stop playing so much. Next. Uh,
sometimes you're the right package at the wrong addressed. Next, but sometimes niggas
be stealing. Next, stop listening to your bitter ass single friends, or
you're gonna end up bitter and single just like them. Also, don't forget
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