WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:08.800 Sure, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite 2 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:14.839 baby Mama, stormy pe And this is another if you're watching on YouTube seven. 3 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:18.440 I don't know what seven is doing, but this is another episode of 4 00:00:18.559 --> 00:00:22.920 Chocola, Chip and Zip and seven has just decided to do whatever he wants 5 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:27.800 to do. So yeah, okay, great, all right, so happy 6 00:00:28.079 --> 00:00:31.440 to be with you guys again. Uh let me get my laughs out and 7 00:00:31.440 --> 00:00:34.000 then we're good. We're gonna keep going. We're just gonna keep going. 8 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:39.479 Yeah, y'all. Listen. First off, like I said before, man, 9 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:43.439 do you have an amazing product that you feel not enough people get a 10 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:46.759 good chance to see. Don't even worry about that. I got you covered. 11 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:49.320 Come on over here and talk to me, baby, listen, Come 12 00:00:49.399 --> 00:00:53.039 on and you can talk about your product, your show, service, song, 13 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:56.679 movie, etc. Whatever. All right, do you want me to 14 00:00:56.719 --> 00:00:59.520 talk about your product? Do you want to come on a show and talk 15 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:03.280 about the We can get all that done for you, baby. All you 16 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:07.159 have to do is email inquiries at Stormypea dot com. I would tell you 17 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:10.920 the DM me not gonna lie. My dms look like the wild wild wet, 18 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:12.959 so probably not the best idea. But if you want to get your 19 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:18.480 product or your service showcased here on Chocolate Chip and Sip or on one of 20 00:01:18.519 --> 00:01:23.359 our platforms, all you have to do is email inquiries at stormypea dot com. 21 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:27.959 With all that being said, seven has left the room. I feel 22 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:34.599 like we can now begin and have serious conversations. H Listen, y'all, 23 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:40.560 spring is hair and my seasonal depression is out of hair, by the fuckers. 24 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:45.680 All right, the sun started going down at like nine pm. All 25 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:49.599 right, the weather's getting nicer. I'm feeling myself, y'all. I'm feeling 26 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:53.760 myself, and I feel like we're family, We're friends. We're honest with 27 00:01:53.799 --> 00:02:00.319 each other and be and being honest with each other. Have it. Y'all. 28 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:05.680 Know, I've been talking about wanting a partner for a very long time, 29 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:12.840 but if we're being completely honest, I have not been putting my best 30 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:17.199 foot forward and finding a partner. You know. I was complacent in my 31 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:22.680 routine. And I'm not gonna lie. It was looking like the gym was 32 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.199 my partner, Like the gym was my man. And we've been like together 33 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:29.400 for like a solid two years now. But I've decided that, you know, 34 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:35.080 I have to actively pour into and try to find my person. So 35 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:39.439 one of the first steps, unbeknownst to me, is in order to find 36 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:44.000 a husband, I gotta go on dates. Did y'all notice? Did y'all 37 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:47.199 know that? Did y'all fucking know that? Because nobody told me, Like, 38 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:51.240 I really was expecting old boy to kick down my bedroom door and be 39 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:53.199 like, hey, bitch, I heard you was looking for me, and 40 00:02:53.240 --> 00:03:00.080 I'm like, yeah, I was think, oh my god, But alas, 41 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:06.479 it can't be that simple. So I've decided that, you know, 42 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:10.879 part of me actively trying to find my person is me actively going on dates. 43 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:16.680 So one of the things that I feel like really hinders me is I 44 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:20.639 don't know if y'all picked this up or not, but I played too much. 45 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:24.439 I played too much, and I feel like this past date that I 46 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:30.360 went on resulted in God saying, bitch, stop playing so much. Right, 47 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:37.039 So here's what happened. I have been talking to this guy off and 48 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:38.479 on, and when I say off and on, I mean like it wasn't 49 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:43.240 really going well. We met like around New Year's Eve. Then he was 50 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:46.080 on this Daniel fast, so he was like locked in with what he had 51 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:47.439 going on. I was trying to get some stuff off the ground. So 52 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:51.199 I was locked in with what I had going on, so we didn't really 53 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:53.639 get a chance to link. So we recently reconnected. We were texting, 54 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:55.599 you know, blah blah blah, and he's like, hey, you know, 55 00:03:57.879 --> 00:04:00.000 I would like to see you. Let's set up a walk. Would 56 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:02.479 you like to go on a walk with me? Of course I would. 57 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:05.800 Y'all know, my first date, I want to do anything but fucking food. 58 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:10.199 So a walk was fine to me. It was fine to me. 59 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:15.159 This is starting off great right now. We link up for this walk, 60 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:18.079 and this is only the third time I've seen him. I seen him once 61 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:21.560 when we first met, and then second. This is the one who told 62 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:24.879 me my butt looked big. But he know I had a butt because I 63 00:04:24.959 --> 00:04:30.279 be dressed like a dyke. So but that was I saw him at a 64 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:32.160 meeting. He was trying to plugged me in with a venue. So like, 65 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:35.199 okay, well it's a third time meeting, but it's officially at first 66 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:40.920 date, right. So we both drive SEB cars there and as we're getting 67 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:45.600 out the car and walking towards the path, we take like ten steps and 68 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:51.600 then this older African American gentleman with a kin te koofy On stops us right, 69 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:54.720 and he says, hey, excuse me, y'all, like's so beautiful? 70 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:58.639 Can I take your picture? I look at him, he looked at 71 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:01.600 me, and he's like, yeah, yeah, sure, okay, right 72 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:05.360 now, here's the thing y'all need to understand, and here's what really holds 73 00:05:05.399 --> 00:05:10.240 me back in a lot of things. My ma may raise no, bitch. 74 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:13.560 Okay. So when you say, yeah, sure, we're gonna take 75 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.399 pictures, okay, yeah we can take pictures. We can. I gotta 76 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:18.360 grow up, y'all. I gotta grow up. I really gotta grow up, 77 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:21.240 because first of all, I should have said no, I'm not really 78 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:26.680 comfortable, but no, he said yes, So I'm gonna say yes. 79 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:32.839 My mam main raise no bitch. Right. So we are literally at the 80 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:36.720 spot to take engagement photos. Now, mind you, we both have on 81 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:42.480 like gym clothes because we're going on the walk. We're like, if you're 82 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:46.040 from Philly, we're like near the Art Museum, near the whole little uh 83 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.680 little waterworks system where it's like the dam and all the water is coming down. 84 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:54.839 Scenery is so beautiful, right, So we're taking pictures. We're doing 85 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:58.639 like you know, the prom poses hugged up, booed up, and so 86 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:01.279 then the photographer says, hey, excuse me, let's let let's do a 87 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:16.639 kiss. But what what y'all? What he did? He did? Now 88 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:23.160 here's the problem. My mom man raised no bitch. So he looks at 89 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:24.560 me. I look at him. He was like, yeah, sure, 90 00:06:24.600 --> 00:06:27.600 we can do that. I don't used to be kissing on the first date 91 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:35.000 and shit like right, but I'm having a good time, and I knew 92 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:36.519 it was gonna be a funny story. So I'm like, fuck it, 93 00:06:36.519 --> 00:06:41.519 we outside, right, So we kiss, We take these pictures, blah 94 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:44.319 blah blah. I like, jump on his back and take pictures like we're 95 00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:47.240 giving super super We've been in a relationship for like three years, but it's 96 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:51.319 really our first date, right, okay cool. So he gets he gives 97 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:56.279 the guy his email, The guy gives me his social media Okay cool. 98 00:06:56.439 --> 00:07:00.360 We never signed a model waiver form, we never did anything. You're just 99 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:03.399 pictures for us. Okay, great. So we leave him. We're going 100 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:05.240 on our walk and I asked him, like, yo, you think that 101 00:07:05.319 --> 00:07:09.480 guy really thought we was together? And he was like, no, fuck 102 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:11.759 that, We're so awkward. I'm like, okay, great, cool, 103 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:15.240 cool, cool, cool cool, y'all. So Friday morning, right, 104 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:18.759 I wake up to the guy I want on a walk with. He sends 105 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:21.680 me one of the pictures, but it's just of me, and I'm like, 106 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:25.360 oh man, let me see the rest of them, right, okay, 107 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:31.120 cool, y'all. I open my fucking Instagram. The first picture I 108 00:07:31.319 --> 00:07:43.040 see is me and this nigga kissing. Ah y'all, I said, the 109 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:47.319 hoses not gonna like this. I am dying inside. When I say, 110 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:53.560 I audibly yelled. I yelled, I don't. I don't even remember if 111 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:59.120 he tagged me the photographer. The photographer posted it. You gotta get on 112 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:05.040 the mic. I am screaming, y'all. Screaming. First of all, 113 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:09.920 y'all know, I'm a very private person, Like I don't post anybody ever 114 00:08:11.199 --> 00:08:20.800 unless we're in a relationship. So I'm like, yo, that's the first 115 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:24.360 thing I actually I lied. So I called the guy who I wanted to 116 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:28.279 walk with. He don't answer the phone. But he texts me in like 117 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:30.439 three in the morning, so I know he was up all night, so 118 00:08:30.439 --> 00:08:31.799 I know he's not gonna be up. I call him, he don't pick 119 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:35.440 up the phone. I'm like, fuck, I call my girlfriend, I 120 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.679 said, and her a post, right, and then I went to the 121 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:46.720 guy's page. There were actually three different fucking posts of me and this guy 122 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:48.320 on a walk, and the first one was like, give me a name 123 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:52.840 shot, Ryan. His name is Ryan, So you took too long, 124 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:56.559 Ryan. His name is Ryan. So it was like Ryan enjoys a day 125 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:01.360 with his fave. That was the first post, right, like four pictures, 126 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:07.600 next post Ryan's reason to smile, Like four more pictures, next post, 127 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:13.759 like, uh, the reason Ryan wakes up in the morning, and 128 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:16.919 like it was just the crazy and shit, I'm like, what the fuck 129 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:22.200 is happening, y'all? I am blown? I am fucking blown. Right, 130 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:26.600 So finally Ryan calls me back and like, Yo, what the fuck 131 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:30.320 is going on? And I'm like I don't know, Like did you tell 132 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:33.039 them the post that? He was like no. When we exchanged emails, 133 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:35.120 I told him don't post shit, and I'm like, yo, I DM 134 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:39.440 him and was like, hey, this is great, cause you help me 135 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:41.519 out with something. If you don't mind, he please take down the pictures 136 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:45.200 of me and Ryan. You keep up ones with me, I don't care, 137 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.519 but just take down the ones with me and Ryan. He deleted all 138 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:50.679 that shit, which is fine because in my mind I wanted to say, 139 00:09:50.759 --> 00:09:56.799 donate all that shit. Right, So here's the real problem. Right, 140 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:03.799 It wasn't so much the pictures of me and right what really got me was 141 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:13.440 Ryan is a high yellow man, right, like very light skin. The 142 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:18.320 photographer edited me to also be very light skinned, like he edited to where 143 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:22.200 I look like a Nigerian woman who bleached her skin. And the reason I 144 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:26.080 say is because my lips were still like dark like the rest of my skin, 145 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:30.159 but he made all my skin really really light skin weird, right, 146 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:33.519 I don't know, I don't know. So yeah, I feel like that 147 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:37.480 was all of God saying, bitch, stop playing so much. And yeah, 148 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:43.399 that's at least you guys have something to talk about. Yeah, yeah, 149 00:10:43.759 --> 00:10:48.919 yeah, yeah. It was actually a really nice time. We went 150 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:52.399 on a walk, we went to like a we went to grab some food. 151 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:54.360 It was good. I have fun. It was just the trauma that 152 00:10:54.399 --> 00:11:01.159 came along afterwards that had me a little but goddamn. Yeah. So I 153 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:03.879 just want to say, if anybody sees any pictures of me with some light 154 00:11:03.879 --> 00:11:07.480 skin, man, that's not my nigga. That's not my nigga. That's 155 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:11.480 not my nigga. I am still single, like a Pringle single, like 156 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:16.639 a dollar bill single, and willing to mingle like I'm still single. I 157 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:22.240 am still single. If you see me with a guy. And also, 158 00:11:22.679 --> 00:11:24.039 I don't know why I look like a Nigerian woman who bleeds her skin. 159 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:26.360 I didn't do that, but I asked Ryan and I'm like, Yo, 160 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:28.559 did I look like that that day? And he was like no, I 161 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:31.240 don't know why the fuck he did that. So yeah, long story, 162 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:35.720 shirt, I'm gonna stop playing so much. And I am also really going 163 00:11:35.759 --> 00:11:39.720 to try to find him in and I'm going on dates now, y'all. 164 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:43.440 So but said, mmmmmmmm, So if y'all see me outside, don't start 165 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:48.279 no shit. Don't start no shit, and don't don't don't just do what 166 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:50.279 y'all usually do in DM me and say, hey, I thought I saw 167 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.480 you some weird but I don't want to speak because you was with a nigga. 168 00:11:56.159 --> 00:12:01.759 Yo, y'all run after Taylor on the episode, it's also very funny. 169 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:05.799 Fuck y'all, Okay, fuck y'all, fuck y'all. All. Right, 170 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:13.159 So when we're talking about, you know, getting your shit together and 171 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:16.240 uh me trying to actively date because like I said, y'all, I'm not 172 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:18.960 gonna lie. I wasn't. I was. I don't want to say I 173 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:22.960 was lying, but I wasn't trying. So now I'm trying, right. 174 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:28.480 So part of me trying is looking out for certain things, you know, 175 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:33.480 doing my research, trying to figure out not really how I can find a 176 00:12:33.600 --> 00:12:37.000 man, but more so, how can I fully prepare myself to be a 177 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:39.720 wife, because That's what I'm trying to do, right. So a part 178 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:43.120 of this research, you do a few studies, You look into a few 179 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:48.679 experiments and things that other people have tapped into. And I landed on the 180 00:12:48.679 --> 00:12:52.200 goal of mind ladies and gentlemen. I did. Don't know if you knew 181 00:12:52.240 --> 00:13:03.240 this, but according to research, couples who fart together stay together. You 182 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:05.879 would? You would? You would be the one to find that amusing? 183 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:11.639 Yes, I would. I would. Okay, According to research, couples 184 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:16.879 who fart together stay together, it was not Google dot Com, thank you 185 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:22.399 very much. No. According to a study done by e Harmony, couples 186 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:26.360 wait in average of six months before they toot in front of their partner. 187 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:31.120 Now, I'm not gonna lie, y'all. When we get into the logistics 188 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:37.519 and the specifics of all these things, right, you gotta shot the rest 189 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:45.519 of the food is outside. I don't know the fuck. No, it's 190 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:50.320 just saying part of your order is outside. Okay. Well, I'm just 191 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:56.039 gonna keep going. I'm just gonna keep going, okay. So one of 192 00:13:56.039 --> 00:13:58.039 the things that I was looking into was like, oh, you know, 193 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:01.679 how do the things I like playing to me finding my partner? What are 194 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:07.759 the things that I like? Food, whales, farting boom? Right? 195 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:11.679 So I found this study, you know, done by ecorny dot com. 196 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:18.360 So apparently they questioned one thousand people in Australia and they got a lot of 197 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:24.799 good results from these questions. And it wasn't just about the touting, okay. 198 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:31.279 Also, they found out that, on average, couples wait five months 199 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:37.759 before leaving a toothbrush at their partner house. Also, couples wait five months 200 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:43.360 before crying in front of their partner. Now here's what I took away from 201 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:46.840 that, y'all be leaving a toothbrush and crying in front of y'all nigga before 202 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:54.320 y'all fart? What the fuck is this? Every day I find another reason 203 00:14:54.360 --> 00:15:01.000 why I'm still single. Baby, I done farted twice in the studio today 204 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:03.519 and seven so dumb, he just be he'd just be smelling it. Shot 205 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:07.000 thinks seven love me, but really seven just love smelling my farts. Okay, 206 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:11.720 I don't know. Oh I knew that. I'll just for shirts. 207 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:16.519 I don't know. So another Yo, I'm bad to cut you off, 208 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:20.360 shout out to Popeye. Skin just dropped off the rest of really, Oh 209 00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:24.759 that's love? Did you no? I didn't look at that. Damn the 210 00:15:24.799 --> 00:15:31.600 love that So. Another fact that they found out is that women will wait 211 00:15:31.799 --> 00:15:35.799 two months before they go without makeup in front of their partner. What I'm 212 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:39.240 not gonna hold y'all every day, I find another reason why I'm still single 213 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:43.519 because I literally, on our second to third FaceTime call, I'm not having 214 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:46.799 one makeup. I don't do that. I don't wear makeup on our second 215 00:15:46.840 --> 00:15:50.519 to third FaceTime call really the first Like if I'm in the house, baby, 216 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:54.120 I'm not. I'm not going n ins to the phone and throw some 217 00:15:54.279 --> 00:15:58.159 shit on and they call you back. Baby. I'm gonna be in my 218 00:15:58.279 --> 00:16:00.279 bonnet, one of my titties, going me hanging out my tank top. 219 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:07.879 Okay, I'm gonna be comfortable, and I'm like, damn, still am 220 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:10.840 I too comfortable? But my whole thing is like, yo, this is 221 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:14.679 what I really look like, from the note makeup to the titties out. 222 00:16:14.840 --> 00:16:17.480 Okay, because women know, like when you sleep with tank tops on. 223 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:19.440 Just I don't know about y'all, but it's really my left one. It 224 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:25.759 just always come out, so trust us, you know all about that. 225 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:27.919 So I don't know. Maybe I do be too comfortable. I don't know, 226 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:30.879 but yeah, isn't that weird? I think it's just the fact that 227 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:37.559 it goes from bad to crackhead to boot jump. You gotta have moved out 228 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:42.320 that transition, like maybe bad not so crazy because you know, maybe you 229 00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:45.600 know, you saw more time and you kind of like left super early in 230 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:48.960 the morning, you find are comfortable, and then the rest of them now 231 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:52.480 doesn't count. I know you say it's a big jump, like from badass 232 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:55.279 bitch to crackhead, right, but you see how you all look now you 233 00:16:55.320 --> 00:17:00.600 go from that to breaks? But does it matterappy slickbacks? But doesn't matter 234 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:07.759 if I always have crackhead energy't I thought I did the fuck it? But 235 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:12.039 yeah, but yeah, I want to try to tap in. I want 236 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:15.559 to try to tap in. How does this timeline play out with you when 237 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:18.960 you're dating. We should research how to sick back make y'all look so different 238 00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:22.799 the straight back braids under the wig, Like, why do y'all look so 239 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:26.799 different? That's because you're always looking at fucking edges and ship. We don't 240 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:29.079 have edges. Yeah, but your edges still be there. It just it 241 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:30.920 just be braids behind it. Well else, guys won't give a funk about 242 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:33.519 the braids that goes under the wig. They be looking like all my life, 243 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:37.839 I have the fight braids. Do they do you get the a little 244 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:45.200 breast cancer? Why? Okay, we are ignoring shot, but I do 245 00:17:45.279 --> 00:17:48.359 want to I do want to ask. I want to ask how does this 246 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:51.079 play in with you when you're dating? Style in your relationships? Do y'all 247 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:53.200 follow these timelines? No? How soon do you fart? How soon do 248 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:56.519 you cry? How soon do you leave the toothbrush? I take it? 249 00:17:57.200 --> 00:18:02.200 You say you take it as a compliment? Yeah, I mean you know. 250 00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:07.680 Okay, according you ain't doing that with everybody. According to a study 251 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:11.240 done by e Harmony, couples waiting average of six months before they toot in 252 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:15.759 front of their partner. That's crazy. I'm not waiting six months I mean, 253 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:19.440 if it's like you should leave discretion, if you if I'm waiting six 254 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:22.440 months, I'm going to look six months pregnant because the gas is just going 255 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:26.319 to build up in my stomach. Or you can excuse yourself like a lady, 256 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:32.920 what the fuck now? Okay, ron So it sounds crazy, but 257 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:36.359 I know, just amongst me and my friends, a lot of my girlfriends 258 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:38.559 don't fart in front of their partners, especially when they're just dating, like 259 00:18:38.599 --> 00:18:42.240 they're not locked in, like as far as like farting, you know, 260 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:47.960 doing the number two, like or if their period comes on, Like a 261 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:51.279 lot of women aren't comfortable with shit that's natural. And I don't know, 262 00:18:51.319 --> 00:18:53.519 maybe that is one of my problems because I feel like there's a difference between 263 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:59.039 keeping having discretion and just having it all out. Like it'd be different if 264 00:18:59.039 --> 00:19:02.519 it was like, oh, yeah, I do be throwing my farts. 265 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:08.480 I'll be throwing. I don't throw like you will be like, okay, 266 00:19:08.640 --> 00:19:14.079 yeah, that's what I say. You know, you know Jesus, commercial 267 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:18.839 just do that right then and there. Yo, But like that's that's That's 268 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:22.519 what I'm talking about. Like that mister young too, you knew too, 269 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:26.640 says I expect to fart, uh, Cassie Jack One says, I tell 270 00:19:26.680 --> 00:19:30.799 her it's smooth. It's a natural body function every day. Doctor three said, 271 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:33.880 that's why they be trying to be perfect, and that's weird. So 272 00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:37.759 I do, like, like I've had friends that, like, you know, 273 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:40.039 will call me I gotta leave, and I'm like, well, why 274 00:19:40.079 --> 00:19:41.720 you gotta leave because they'll be at a guy's house and I call me and 275 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:45.319 act like it's an emergency, and I'm like, well, what's the emergency. 276 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:48.720 She's like nothing, I just got ship. And I'm like, you, 277 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:52.200 this man has literally been inside. You go to the bathroom and ship 278 00:19:52.319 --> 00:20:02.119 see okay, So okay, giving your t what time out because like, 279 00:20:02.519 --> 00:20:06.000 there's been a time when one of my homies brung girl to my studio and 280 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:11.119 she went to the bathroom and it didn't flush. Okay, but everybody poops. 281 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:15.240 Yeah, but it didn't flush, and everybody poops like, okay, 282 00:20:15.920 --> 00:20:22.039 it didn't go down if it didn't flushed, And she clogged a toilet like 283 00:20:22.079 --> 00:20:25.400 it made a flood. So I felt like a ship wader in my studio. 284 00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:33.519 It was a white herd eat more fibers. That's the first thing she 285 00:20:33.559 --> 00:20:37.000 needs to more fires. I can understand her noting the ship because she ship 286 00:20:37.039 --> 00:20:42.000 bricks because she did. No. I feel like if we're on a level 287 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:48.240 where I let you insert yourself into me, you could drop bricks. I 288 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:52.599 can drop bricks. She's up bread. Yeah, how that's probably I'm still 289 00:20:55.799 --> 00:21:02.480 not really drop dog. Literally, Like last year first date, I was 290 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:04.240 hanging with some guy and we didn't have sex or anything, but I did 291 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:10.319 end up going to his house and I spent the night. In the morning, 292 00:21:10.519 --> 00:21:11.839 my period came on and I was like, yo, bro, can 293 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:26.519 you go and get me some tampons, because like it comes once a month. 294 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:33.759 No, but I was like yo, Like but no, I was 295 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:36.400 like, yo, can you can you go to the store and give me 296 00:21:36.440 --> 00:21:41.200 some tampons? Yeah, I don't care what you want me to do, 297 00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:45.559 go to the store, bloody or but this is where this is where anxiety. 298 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:48.599 I think for me personally, I really had a whole bunch of anxiety 299 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:53.920 growing up over a natural body functions like I was a sweater, I had 300 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:56.920 a very hair heavy period. Like I used to be so self conscious about 301 00:21:56.920 --> 00:21:59.920 every fucking thing, and then one day I just woke up like, yo, 302 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:03.480 everybody do this shit. Like women bleed once a month. That's what 303 00:22:03.519 --> 00:22:07.079 they do. Like, I'm not gonna, you know, spread my blood 304 00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:11.799 on the walls and yell shit, but it's what women do. I'm not 305 00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:15.319 gonna be ashamed of something that women do, Like that's outlandish to me. 306 00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:18.440 And I feel like niggas who be acting all crazy about women who take shits 307 00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:22.640 or women with stretch marks, like, Bro, you gay? That's yeah, 308 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:26.960 it escalated that quickly. You're gay. You're gay. And I don't 309 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:29.759 do this often, but I don't believe in calling men sassy. So now 310 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:32.799 you just gotta be gay, that's it. And even gay nigga ain't really 311 00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:34.160 phased by the shit. So I don't know what you are, my brother, 312 00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:38.000 I don't know. I don't know. Kassky jack One says, I 313 00:22:38.079 --> 00:22:41.799 used to keep them in the spot just in case my homegirls be neating them. 314 00:22:42.960 --> 00:22:47.160 A king a king, a king, a king, a king, 315 00:22:47.599 --> 00:22:49.839 and women be like getting self conscious when they go over men's house and they're 316 00:22:49.880 --> 00:22:52.799 like, oh, he had tampons there, Oh he had makeup wipes there. 317 00:22:53.160 --> 00:22:57.200 No make me comfortable, bay, Like if I go to a man's 318 00:22:57.240 --> 00:23:02.359 house and he got makeup wipes under there, he got tampons, Like, 319 00:23:02.480 --> 00:23:06.279 damn you you really want me to spend the night. Huh oh you wanted 320 00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:07.680 to be comfortable. You don't want me to go home? Like you got 321 00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:14.400 extra two persons too? Way, Okay? Like I like that ship. 322 00:23:14.599 --> 00:23:18.039 I like. I like men who are thoughtful, men who are thoughtful about 323 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:22.000 the womanly experience, like, yeah, don't don't be in here telling me 324 00:23:22.039 --> 00:23:26.519 I gotta hot my farts and shiitn't I can't poop at your house? Mind 325 00:23:26.559 --> 00:23:29.079 you, ladies. This is a guy that you guys, you're comfortable in 326 00:23:29.119 --> 00:23:33.880 talking to you for a minute. That's how y'all get fucked. Probably should 327 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:40.200 have edited that in you got champons? Yeah he did, that's cool. 328 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:44.519 I lost my cards. It's on the floor there. Where is it? 329 00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:56.279 You look on one side of there you go. Jesus, asshole shots being 330 00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:59.400 very means to me today, and I don't like it. I don't like 331 00:23:59.440 --> 00:24:04.599 it because some women call it creepy. Nah you what let me? It's 332 00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:10.039 about the presentation. Uh, Young Lion two six eight says, no, 333 00:24:10.599 --> 00:24:14.200 go lie, not gonna lie you Okay, thank you, thank you, 334 00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:18.400 sir. He said something like yeah, yeah, loyal. Miss Nini says 335 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:23.759 ain't no man that thoughtful. They are. I promise you think about it 336 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:27.799 like that every day. Doctor three says Cat Williams said it. He likes 337 00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:33.200 women, so he likes women ship and just I can't understand the sad when 338 00:24:34.759 --> 00:24:37.000 tampon and she left the box in my house. I'm not gonna throw it 339 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:41.400 away. I'll keep it under my sy that's different. I'm not going to 340 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:45.160 be at Walmart picking up some rubbing alcohol like, hey, let me get 341 00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:47.960 some tampon. Just a gave some bitches. But you know where that comes 342 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:51.160 from. That comes from you being locked in with one woman. No, 343 00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:52.640 no, no, it comes from you being locked in with one woman and 344 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:56.039 you want her to have certain things at your house. And I stop talking, 345 00:24:56.119 --> 00:24:59.400 and now it's just there. I would just assume that. Yeah, 346 00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:04.480 okay, that's one way thinking about it. Okay, God damn, y'all 347 00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:07.000 shot to make fun of me for being a hopeless romantic. Okay, I 348 00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:10.799 don't care. I'm a lover girl, and that shit makes sense to me 349 00:25:10.839 --> 00:25:15.319 because I'm a lover girl. Thank you. On to the next topic. 350 00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:23.799 Seven. Crying is shit. Okay. So, like I said, I've 351 00:25:23.799 --> 00:25:30.079 been trying to actively date and trying to put, you know, energy and 352 00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:37.119 time behind finding my person because I was not doing it before. So I 353 00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:40.319 wanted to make sure that I remember a few things going into this new season 354 00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:44.599 in my life. So three things to remember going into the new season. 355 00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:48.680 First, a lot of y'all not gonna like this, but I'm gonna say 356 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:53.519 what I gotta say until your ball handed no edges having girlfriend, I said 357 00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:59.880 what I said. Okay. In order for you to be successful in finding 358 00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:03.400 person, you gotta stop listening to people who've never been in a healthy relationship 359 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:07.880 or haven't going to go talk to the lady because everything that they're gonna tell 360 00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:11.559 you is gonna keep you single just like them. Okay, And I know, 361 00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:15.359 I know, I know, I know. But Keisha's just had it 362 00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:18.759 hard because she had a nigga who said such and such, but he didn't 363 00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:22.680 really want to such and such. And Jamal he's really a good guy. 364 00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:26.799 He just misses Granny so sometimes he can't tap in on women. I don't 365 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:30.759 give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. If you have 366 00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:37.759 never seen this person in a healthy relationship, okay. If this person has 367 00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:44.480 not going to talk to the lady, fuck them. They are not right 368 00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:48.440 in the head. I know, I know, I know, I know, 369 00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:51.799 I know. I know it's hard. I know it's hard. You 370 00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:55.559 gotta stop telling these people your business. Okay, you gotta stop xing these 371 00:26:55.559 --> 00:26:59.000 people for advice. Okay, listen to your guy friends, because we've all 372 00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:03.039 had this conversation with Bruh bruh, and I don't I don't think it's a 373 00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:06.680 sex thing. I think it goes both ways, male and female, because 374 00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:10.720 we really be taking advice from people who don't know what the fuck they talking 375 00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:21.000 about. Nigga bumm bye dog by nigga bum right. They can't help you. 376 00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:25.359 They can't help you because they haven't even figured it out for themselves, 377 00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:32.119 so they can't help you. Bruh, bruh. If you ask your male 378 00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:40.119 friend for advice on your relationship that you have with your woman and he instructs 379 00:27:40.119 --> 00:27:42.319 you on some dumb shit talking about I mean, well, you know bitches, 380 00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:48.200 come and go bro bumm. Okay. If you ask your female friend 381 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:52.640 for advice on some shit that's going on in you and your relationship with your 382 00:27:52.759 --> 00:27:56.960 partner and she turns around and tells you why. I'm just saying, you 383 00:27:57.119 --> 00:28:00.000 gotta take that because you're a bad bitch, and I just know like any 384 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:11.519 nigga would be lucky to have you. Bump Okay. I'm saying, if 385 00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:17.640 you ask your friend for advice and they give you anything that stares you towards 386 00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:23.279 something that's harmful and not beneficial for your relationship, nigga bomb okay. We're 387 00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:32.559 not doing this. Kaski jack One says, my bestie ain't never lied to 388 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:34.720 me. She don't play devil's advocate. She tell me the truth, right 389 00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:37.599 or wrong. And that's the type of people you need to be listening to. 390 00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:41.799 That is the type of people you need to be listening to. You 391 00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:44.400 can't just look at it. Oh we've been friends in sixth grade. I 392 00:28:44.440 --> 00:28:45.799 know he got my back. No, he don't. If you ain't never 393 00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:49.319 seen him love a woman properly, know he don't if you ain't never seen 394 00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:55.119 her being a successful relationship where she values reciprocity and understands that she's not just 395 00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:59.799 the prize. He's not just the prize, the relationship is nigga bomb okay 396 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.799 done. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. We are not 397 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:07.680 taking relationship advice from our bitter ass, single ass, unhealed ass spreads. 398 00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:11.160 We're not doing it, We're not doing it. I don't want us to 399 00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:15.440 do it right. Kaska jack one says, if they don't care for your 400 00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:22.079 progress, they ain't your friend. Bruh. Lord Grimothy says reciprocity. And 401 00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:26.319 also we gotta like cut down on these podcasts like no shape, but like 402 00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:29.799 we gotta we gotta, we gotta stop all this relationship ship. How many 403 00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:33.200 more times we're gonna have the same argument? And where is the goal if 404 00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.400 we're gonna heal from darget or is there is our end? Is there is 405 00:29:36.440 --> 00:29:38.240 there a moment of time? What is the goal? What is the answer 406 00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:41.799 to what do you break the table? Because it's been almost a year, 407 00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:45.559 two year, three years and there's no there doesn't seem like there's gonna be 408 00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:48.240 an end to this. So like you gotta watch what you consume on the 409 00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:52.480 internet if you are still asking what someone brings to the table in the year 410 00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:57.920 twenty twenty four of our Lord Nigga Bump okay done like it? We gotta 411 00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:06.079 punkin yes, yes, yes. So the next thing that I want to 412 00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:11.759 talk about, I said, I want to talk about three things to remember 413 00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:14.759 going into this new season, this new part of my life, trying to 414 00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:15.880 date. And I don't know about y'all, but these are just three things 415 00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:21.400 that I need to keep tapping into. Next one, I don't know who 416 00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:25.160 needs to hear this, but you're not asking for too much. You're just 417 00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:29.119 asking the wrong person, Okay. And I want to say that again because 418 00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:33.359 I feel like sometimes we be going through the same rigamarole with the same type 419 00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:40.640 of people and rigamarole and be having us questioning ourselves, like having us thinking 420 00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:44.440 we ain't that nigga, we ain't that bitch, we have no value, 421 00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:48.519 we aren't a good partner. It's like, no, no, no, 422 00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:52.240 I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not asking for too 423 00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:56.480 much, baby, You're asking the wrong person. Okay. Like it's just 424 00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:03.240 so funny to me that, like we allow other people to become our intrusive 425 00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:07.359 thoughts and it really be having us questioning ourselves. But it's like, I 426 00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:12.240 guarantee you there is somebody out there who will dress up and go to comic 427 00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:17.839 Con with you. There is somebody out there who will learn your favorite movie 428 00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:21.279 and you don't have to keep telling them fifty million times. There is somebody 429 00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:25.000 out here who want to taste new pickles with you. No, Diddy, 430 00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:34.799 there's somebody out there for you. There's somebody out there for you. The 431 00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:38.599 problem is maybe you're gonna have to stand on business till you find it. 432 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:41.519 And are you willing to do that? Are you willing to do that? 433 00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:49.839 Like a lot of times will allow what people feedback is of us to question 434 00:31:49.920 --> 00:31:53.279 our worth, question our value. Damn, maybe I am a little crazy. 435 00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:56.920 Damn. Maybe I do play a little bit too much. Damn. 436 00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:00.240 Maybe you know I do need to off the game a little bit. But 437 00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:04.559 it's like, no, your person doesn't have a problem with any of that. 438 00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:07.359 There's really somebody out there for you who will enjoy all that ship, 439 00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:12.200 all that ship, all that ship. It's just a matter of standing on 440 00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.000 business. So you find it like sometimes you really are the right package. 441 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:20.279 You're just at the wrong address. And that's the fucked up part. Come 442 00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:27.359 on, come on, that's real though. You can really be the right 443 00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:31.079 package, but just at the wrong address, and that little bit of information 444 00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:34.480 will have you second guessing your whole and tiering. Baby, you ain't got 445 00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:39.279 none of that. You that nigga, you, that bitch, Remember remember 446 00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:52.480 that, remember that brow If you ever doubt that you are that girl that 447 00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:59.839 got him her all of the above. What Sean said, Remember you beat 448 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:02.599 all the mother corny ass sperm and you made it. You made it. 449 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:14.960 Stop letting people play with you. Thousands thousands, rough sweat? Why not? 450 00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:30.359 Oh so yeah, Brian shot shot shot. All I'm saying is there's 451 00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:34.519 really somebody out there for you, but you keep going back and forth. 452 00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:39.319 What's the face? Fuck them? Fuck them? What's the face that's exactly 453 00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:44.599 who it is? What's the face? Fuck them? One says, mah, 454 00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:52.319 didn't it? I am crying. You use your podcast. Okay, 455 00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:58.720 we'll We're going across the pond. We're going to cross the pond. Yeah, 456 00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:01.319 every day, doctor, he said. Sometimes you need self awareness too. 457 00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:06.599 We be fucked too. Yeah. Yeah, you need somebody that loads 458 00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:08.199 you enough to tell you about yourself. That's that's very true. And then 459 00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:13.719 and then learn how to talk to you so you understand and versus just doing 460 00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:23.920 it. M h m hmm. So we talked about, you know, 461 00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:31.320 sometimes you can be the right package at the wrong address, and I felt 462 00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:36.480 that, I felt that in my spirit. But sometimes you could be the 463 00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:39.880 right package at the wrong address. But you also got to remember that sometimes 464 00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:46.840 niggas be out here stealing mail. Okay, I just want some of y'all 465 00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:50.960 ain't get y'all w twos because niggas was out here stealing mail. Okay, 466 00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:54.079 some of y'all ain't never get y'all PPP information because niggas was out here stealing 467 00:34:54.119 --> 00:35:00.000 mail. Okay, some of y'all got a phone line opened up in your 468 00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:02.000 name because niggas out here steal a male. Right, So I do want 469 00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:06.039 to say, sometimes you can be the right package at the wrong address, 470 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:08.400 but sometimes niggas be out here steal a male. Now what do I mean 471 00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:15.119 by that? Exactly? Keep your head on a swivel, all right, 472 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:17.960 because there's people out here who will pretend to like all the things that you 473 00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:28.559 like just to be with you. Oh oh oh, I know, I 474 00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:32.639 know, I know. There are people out here who will pretend to be 475 00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:37.760 the person that you want, and they will do extensive research to be the 476 00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:43.000 person that you want, but they don't like none of that shit. And 477 00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:45.519 it always comes out, It always comes out faithfully. And it's like, 478 00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:51.880 yo, I can always tell when niggas don't really like the shit that I 479 00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:54.880 like, because it comes out maybe about three months in and it's like, 480 00:35:54.960 --> 00:36:00.079 yo, bro, you're a fraud. You are fraud yourself. Word point 481 00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:05.199 nigga. I know when people are looking at my dog and were only playing 482 00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:12.239 with them, trying to impress me, and they're like this yes, and 483 00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:15.599 it's like, oh, I love sci fi girls. I love girls that 484 00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:19.880 are into that type of thing, like really really. Every time you pull 485 00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:22.679 something about like nerds or niggas who like stuff like that, and all these 486 00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:28.320 people pull yes, it's like, oh, oh I love nerdy girls. 487 00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:30.840 I love nerdy girls. God if your niggas ever come out and I see 488 00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:35.000 you, try and talk to you and you say some corny ship and I 489 00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:38.960 know you lying. I'm so awkward. Yes, And it's like, oh 490 00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:45.320 I love nerdy real, why come on? And it's the first thing. 491 00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:49.239 It's the same thing happens every time. Oh I love nerdy girls. I 492 00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:52.159 love nerdy girls. Do you do you really not? Do you really love 493 00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:55.440 nerdy? About Stargate? And that's exactly what I was going to say, 494 00:36:55.480 --> 00:37:00.079 What you know about Stargate? Yeah, who's in his head? Do you 495 00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:07.400 really love nerdy girls? Come on? Do you really shut up? Shot? 496 00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.119 Do you like? Do you really love nerdy girls? Or are you 497 00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:14.800 gonna say I need an exorcism? When I start speaking, hih Valarian, 498 00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:21.400 come on, come on, no answer me. I need answers because this 499 00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:22.400 is the ship that I'd be having to go through. And it's like, 500 00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:25.920 oh, I have such a great sense of humor. I love girls who 501 00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:30.239 can joke around. Do you really love girls who can joke around? Or 502 00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:31.320 are you gonna tell me I play too fucking much when we get in an 503 00:37:31.360 --> 00:37:35.880 argument, which one is it? Which one is it? Because I'm sick 504 00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.880 and tired. I thought you'd like girls who like to play and have fun. 505 00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:44.559 I thought you liked girls who like to tell jokes. Now what is 506 00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:49.360 it? Motherfucker? I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Border 507 00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:51.719 story. You should wait till you say something. You should wait to get 508 00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:58.880 the nord before please please, please please. It's like a couple episodes of 509 00:37:58.880 --> 00:38:02.079 the podcast you know exactly. It's like, oh, oh, all the 510 00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:06.800 cute girls have big four heads, right, all the cute girls have big 511 00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:08.320 four hands. And as soon as begin an argument, you call me mega 512 00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:19.239 mind fuck you yo. That was good. That was good. I had 513 00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:24.599 enough. I've had enough. So all this brought me to the point where 514 00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:37.199 I have to continuously reminds, wow, wow. All this brought me to 515 00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:40.519 the point where I have to be realistic with myself and say, yo, 516 00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:44.599 sometimes you can be the right package at the wrong address. But I also 517 00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:50.480 have to acknowledge that sometimes people still mall they be Froughnen they be froughn uh 518 00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:52.800 dj Rennie says, nah, but I definitely see that four haird with the 519 00:38:52.880 --> 00:39:05.840 keyboard open. Fuck you, fuck you just every day. Doctor three says, 520 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:09.320 it's sure for we nerd niggas being hunted. You let out on your 521 00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:15.079 podcast. I hated that. Yeah, what do you do about Caroll? 522 00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:20.199 Like? Niggas shut up that bit, shut up that word. That's crazy, 523 00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:24.000 Okay. I I was just trying to make sure that people appreciated the 524 00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:29.239 nerd niggas the way that I do. Okay, excuse me. All these 525 00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:36.039 girls, y'all act like the niggas who be tight when people put a good 526 00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:44.960 restaurant on TikTok sight. Now everybody trying to watch all the anime rolle see 527 00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:47.639 know what you're talking about? Does you fine? Because niggas watch free shad. 528 00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:52.880 We don't pay for nothing. Oh excuse me, My bougie side just 529 00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:59.719 came back. I apologize every day. Doctor three says she spilled the beans. 530 00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:05.440 Now everyone like anime cospack. But I will say, what do we 531 00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:08.480 just talk about? What did we just talk about? Because these girls that 532 00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:13.639 are saying that they like anime cosplay, what are they saying that they like? 533 00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:17.199 Or are they waiting until you say something and then now they say something? 534 00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:20.480 Yeah? But see, I wouldn't have to pay attention to that for 535 00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:23.960 you. I'm not the only person who gave Nerves their credit. Well, 536 00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:30.960 we don't. You don't only want to know. So I was like, 537 00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:37.760 yo, dang, I don't care. I don't care, Thank you very 538 00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:43.000 much. Okay, So now we are going to get into the edible portion 539 00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:46.000 of our show. So the edible portion is when I read questions that you 540 00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:50.480 guys saying in and on the day that I record, I usually put up 541 00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:53.079 a prompt telling you guys to ask me anything and if you have something to 542 00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:57.000 say and it's not on one of the d's that we record, or it's 543 00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:59.320 too long to fit into the prompt, every time we get here, I 544 00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:04.440 always have to her excuse me, like that, Yeah, you could have 545 00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:14.880 went like, but that's not how I'm drinking beer man. So uh yeah. 546 00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:16.960 If what you have to say is on a day that I'm not recording 547 00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:21.800 or it's too long to fit into the prompt, you can always email me 548 00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:27.719 at inquiries at stormype a dot com. Inquiries at stormype a dot com. 549 00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:31.320 Okay, so, first question, what's a deal breaker when getting to know 550 00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:38.519 someone for me for me, for me for me? A deal breaker when 551 00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:43.960 getting to know somebody is I can't even get it out, Oh my god, 552 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:50.000 A deal breaker when getting to know somebody? Number one? Talking about 553 00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:52.320 sex too soon? Bro? Who even said I was gonna let you hit 554 00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:59.719 money full of ourselves? Aren't we? That's the first thing. Second talking 555 00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:04.119 about money? Oh you want me to rob you? Okay? We conna 556 00:42:04.199 --> 00:42:08.119 just started there, my nigga, Like, what what next? Talking about 557 00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:15.039 any type of athletic ability or accolades that they achieved at a young age. 558 00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:21.719 Are you still that nigga? Or no? Do you? What? What's 559 00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:23.880 your time now, buddy? Okay, when the last time you scored something? 560 00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:28.400 Okay, when the last time you achieved something athletic wise? What's your 561 00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:31.760 pr When the last time you hit a new prir? Come on, please 562 00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:37.360 please, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. 563 00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:43.159 I don't Does that make me shallow? Who cares? Good point? 564 00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:47.239 Good point? Good point, good point? I feel like it's it's now. 565 00:42:47.360 --> 00:42:52.320 No, don't get me wrong. I understand putting your best foot forward, 566 00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:57.039 But y'all be putting your best foot to get robbed. Y'all be putting 567 00:42:57.079 --> 00:43:00.159 your best foot thinking you get in some kilchi. Y'all be putting yall best 568 00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:04.920 foot and it was the foot that you had twenty years ago. I don't 569 00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:08.519 care. I don't care. What are we doing now? What do you 570 00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:13.360 have now? Okay? And who told you I was gonna let you hit? 571 00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:16.199 Who said that? Because if it ain't broke, don't fix it? 572 00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:20.679 Baby? And women, I want you all to stop giving these niggas play. 573 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:25.760 Who'll be doing that shit unless you're robbing or only fans? If not, 574 00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:30.960 don't do that no more. That's will be giving them the confidence they'd 575 00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:34.639 be like, oh it works when it don't. Okay, Because I know 576 00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:37.599 so many women I know I take the back. I know so many men 577 00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:45.960 who have talked themselves out of Kuci just by talking about Kuchie. Baby, 578 00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:52.679 stop it, stop it. Women don't like that women don't like that golden 579 00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:59.159 rule of thumb. Don't say anything sexual or just like overt or inappropriate until 580 00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:01.920 you see her lean in and give you something to go off of, like 581 00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:05.599 she starts, you know, playing around a little playful banter. Okay, 582 00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:09.519 cool, But other than that, don't it so like sex jokes like not 583 00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:15.079 between y'all, like niggas say something like that's what she said. That's fine. 584 00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:20.119 Those are fine. Those are fine. But if you ask me what 585 00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:22.920 I'm doing, Oh my god, if you ask me what I'm doing and 586 00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:25.280 I say, oh, just got out the shower and you say, without 587 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:34.679 me, okay, oh my god, Oh my god, Oh I thought 588 00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:39.000 you were talking about like like just just ship like I just get stuck to 589 00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:44.679 my stomach just think about it. Oh my god, I hate it. 590 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:51.320 I hate it. So yeah, those are my deal breakers. One Love 591 00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:54.480 USA says, why do women who don't want to have sex with men go 592 00:44:54.559 --> 00:45:01.360 out on dates with them? Just jesus listen, it's the Lord's day long 593 00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:06.760 story. Short, they hungry, I don't know. They hungry, or 594 00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:09.159 they're looking for a new seat filler. Honestly, they are hungry or they 595 00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:13.320 are looking for a new seat filler. A seat filler is somebody who's not 596 00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:15.000 their man, but somebody who they just want to do all the man shit 597 00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:20.599 until they find they man. Okay, hey, let's ask this question. 598 00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:23.280 Why do men have sex with women they don't like? Okay, since we're 599 00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:30.000 asking all the fucking questions here the same reason, thank you uptown Ace eleven 600 00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:37.480 says, where my hug ass nigga exactly exactly that right there grinds my gears, 601 00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:44.360 grinds my fucking gears so bad, so fucking bad. Oh. Scott 602 00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:50.000 Lerox seven eight says, because she offered, get the fuck out, Get 603 00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:55.880 the fuck out. Next question, if a person has been single for too 604 00:45:55.960 --> 00:46:01.639 long? Is that a red flag to some Yeah? To me, no, 605 00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:07.840 long story short To me, no, because I have additional questions. 606 00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:10.360 First, I can't be biased. You know, I haven't been in a 607 00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:16.320 relationship in five years, so the first thing, okay. But to me, 608 00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:20.480 I don't find that a red flag because I have other questions like, 609 00:46:20.559 --> 00:46:23.360 yo, were you building a business, were you finishing school? Were you 610 00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:27.480 saving for a house? Did you buy a house, did you start a 611 00:46:27.480 --> 00:46:30.679 new business, did you have a child? Like there are other questions like, 612 00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:35.159 okay, did some type of traumatic event happen to you? Did you 613 00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:38.360 go to therapy? Like? It's questions behind why people are single? And 614 00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:42.440 I feel like when we're stuck in the whole, Oh but you still single 615 00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:45.880 though? Oh but you still an unhealed, broke ass nigga though? Okay, 616 00:46:45.920 --> 00:46:50.679 now I'm a bad person. I just feel like they're additional questions. 617 00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:53.320 So to me, someone being single for a long time isn't a red flag, 618 00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:57.159 but I can see why it would be to some women or some men, 619 00:46:57.400 --> 00:46:59.960 because it's like, yo, why don't know money and want you? 620 00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:02.840 Baby? I didn't even want myself. Okay. So I feel like once 621 00:47:02.840 --> 00:47:07.639 you acknowledge those things and you ask the ask the deeper questions, it's fine. 622 00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:12.159 It's not that deep, not that deep at all. I also want 623 00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:15.119 to add, were you incarcerated? No, that's another thing, nigga. 624 00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:19.440 Oh I've been single. I've been single for seven years? How many of 625 00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:22.440 them? Were you locked up? Seven years? Okay? What? Hey? 626 00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:24.440 Good for you? Good for you. I just feel like they are 627 00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:30.880 additional questions, you know. Next, well, this is actually last question. 628 00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:37.719 Oh I only got a minute left on my fucking life. Okay, 629 00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:43.320 would you trade your best three years of podcasting and content creating to have another 630 00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:49.840 baby, nigga, what let me tell you something. First of all, 631 00:47:49.920 --> 00:47:53.960 you assuming I want to be a baby mama's crazy outlandish clutches pearls. Okay, 632 00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:59.480 I'm somebody, fine fit, funny ass future wife. Okay, I 633 00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:01.679 wouldn't get that shit up to have a baby. No, because the next 634 00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:06.800 person I have a baby by will be my husband, unless like eight years 635 00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:08.360 pass by, and then I might just dabble back and ask my baby dad 636 00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:16.119 to shoot some of the cup for me and Turkey base myself and Turkey base 637 00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:20.159 myself because you know, at least I know you take care of his kids. 638 00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:25.280 Yeah. No, but ideally I want my next child to be by 639 00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:32.239 my husband. So ah nah. But yeah, let's let's let's let's revisit 640 00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:40.800 today's topics. Okay, First, Uh, staying together includes farting together. 641 00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:45.920 Next, God told me to stop playing so much. Next. Uh, 642 00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:50.679 sometimes you're the right package at the wrong addressed. Next, but sometimes niggas 643 00:48:50.719 --> 00:48:53.119 be stealing. Next, stop listening to your bitter ass single friends, or 644 00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:58.559 you're gonna end up bitter and single just like them. Also, don't forget 645 00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:01.199 if y'all want to promote, come on over here to death Row Records, 646 00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:04.920 And I'm joking. If y'all got something y'all want to promote, come over 647 00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:07.760 here to Stormy P. I have another bird, but I'm gonna save it 648 00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:13.320 because sha I said, I don't do it right. Yeah. Man, 649 00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:19.000 we got ads for the podcast, we got reels, we got you know, 650 00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.199 a post all at you know, we have a network of over three 651 00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:25.519 hundred thousand followers. So come on over here and get your shit promoted, 652 00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:30.159 all right? Send an email to increase at stormypea dot com. My message 653 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.079 is always going to be the same. Follow me on the Gram at Stormy 654 00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:37.639 p p e A at Chocolate Chip and Sip And if you don't remember anything 655 00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:40.280 else, please remember Nigga bum I Love you guys, and I see you 656 00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:42.079 next week. Peace,