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Eric almost killed a lady. He
almost really did. Wow, I'm just

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impred. I'm not mad. I
mean, I'm impressed. It happens.

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And we are ready got the sun
as it's about to get weird. You're

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preparing for it to get weird.
Things are gonna get weird. It's getting

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weird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's scare it weird.

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Let's get it. Where? Where? Get Where? Are you ready to

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get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm ready already because you listen to the

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one hundred and sixty first episode of
Let's Get Weird. My name's Hoodie,

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my name is Every week we come
together give you the weird stories from our

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lives, the streets, the seas, the skies, your butts around the

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corners, up and down streets,
and in the Internet. Don't forget the

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Internet and just give you a good
glimpse of you know, what's going on.

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You're not alone in this little weird
thing we call life. Life in

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the universe, they ship birth baby
baby birds aren't real. The birds work

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for the bourgeoisie. Now here's the
thing. When did that become a thing?

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Is it actually based on true things? Their work for the bourgeoisie.

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I know what the bourgeois work for
the that's the bourgeoisie. What is that

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work? There? We go?
Birds work for the bourgeoisie means a social

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class of people who own the means
of production. They're the rich upper class.

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I thought the birds worked for the
government, not the bourgeoisie and both.

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No. I thought birds were created
to be spies for everybody. Because

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who flies from Maryland to Florida?
You and I know, but I'm saying,

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as a bird. For the seasons, they fly Virginia Beach, Baby

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Strom, Virginia Beach, and then
they go further, you know where their

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Thanksgiving holiday stop. You know,
yeah, but then you're in Florida.

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You don't see a lot of birds. You know, South, you don't

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see a lot of birds. I
was just in Florida gatas. I saw

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two seagulls gatas and one crow.
The gate is okay, because the gates

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eat them. They know gata is
in Virginia Beach. Gators aren't eating Well

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maybe they are eating birds. But
why would birds land on the ground.

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They would land in a tree.
You know, there's some birds that never

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land on the ground. Their entire
lives. They're flying, and they're flying

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in the life. You know,
it must be great to be able to

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know they're not even on a tree, like they never landow. I don't

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know's that's not possible? Science science, science, who never? There's no

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thing as a bird that never lands, the common swift except when nesty.

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Okay, you got that. Bird. Swifts spend their lives in the air,

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living on the insects cotton flight.
They drink, feed and often mate

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and sleep on the wing, just
like Eric did this weekend. I slept,

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sleep mate and eat on the wing. No mate this week That's okay,

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But yeah, we have Let's let's
talk Do you want to talk about

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Florida or doctors? First, let's
talk about Florida because I don't know a

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lot. But quickly, because I
went to South Florida, you went to

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Trampa and Orlandos, I was able
to finally go back to South Beach and

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go to Miami, which is a
lot of fun. I haven't been in

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years, but it has changed.
Yeah, it has changed a lot.

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It's been like ten or fifteen years. No, we said everything is a

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hologram now or damn, we can
give you a yr oh, the South

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Beach itself has changed, where averyone
goes to Brickel or to Windwood or like

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downtown Miami rich neighborhoods or thought,
yes, okay, but the thing that

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happened was that on the flight down, so I flew Jet Blue to sign

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seating. But yet still you have
to sign seating. It still goes by

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groups. I was group D,
but my seat was six D. Yeah,

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something like that. So I was
for the front of the plane,

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but I was one of the last
group to get on. You know it's

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prior to a people, right,
and you know your overhead luggage. This

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person did it horizontally and it was
above my seat. So I go to

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sit down and I'm moving their luggage
to put it in properly, and she

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kept screaming, Oh, don't move
it, Oh, don't move it.

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It's gonna I don't want it to
be checked. Because the whole time while

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we were sitting to get on our
plane, she kept complaining about how she

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doesn't want to be have her bag
checked. And she did. And I'm

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like, this person had a very
annoying voice, annoying tone, annoying attitude.

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I don't know how her coworkers didn't
just slap her across my face and

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be like, shut off, say
it again now, and then I fit

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it in there perfectly, and yeah, oh I fitted in nice and smooth.

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She thought that I was. She's
liked, don't break the wheels off.

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I wanted to grab one of the
wheels and just muscle it right off

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and be like, here you go, Like, do I look like an

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idiot? Now? I might look
like an idiot, and I might look

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like a Neanderthal, but I know
what I So here's the thing. Was

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it actually a carry on bag size
or was she's trying to pass it off

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as a carry on? No,
it was it was a carry on bagsize.

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She was just being a lazy person
and just fitted in horizontally so that

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she wouldn't make sure that her bag
fit. I'm like, every bag that's

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built carry on will fit vertically the
correct way if you know what you're doing

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and you take a little bit of
time and is edging it. You also

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don't go ever go wheels in first? Yeah you do? Now you don't,

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Yeah, no, because if it
opens, it'll slide out. Never

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slide one of the assauces. You
can grab the top handle and pull it

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out. Yeah, wheels in first, I mean no, no, eit

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wheels go in. Yes, sorry, you don't go wheels out, my

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bad wheels out. Sorry, because
that's what But I had to fit it

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in and wheels out because where she
put it in the bulkhead popped out a

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little bit and the carry on,
so I just push it a little bit

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tighter and it fit perfectly fine.
I was very annoyed, I bet,

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and then I did. In Florida, yet no, because a dad didn't

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get three seats for him and his
three kids or two kids, so they're

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all scattered out. So me and
this person had apparently had an extra seat,

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an empty seat in between us,
so he switched seats with the dad.

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So I did a solid and I
sat in the middle. How was

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that? I had a really small
woman next to me and a guy next

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to my right, and I didn't
care for the guy because he seemed like

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a douchebag. So I was just
like, you know what, you're screwed

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with me, people, I moved
that this dad could have a seat kill

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basically that's what I did, and
then they like the flight, Attennis kept

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trying to give me free stuff I
was like, you know what, I

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don't need it. I'm good.
I just want to go home. I

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to Florida. Our flight because we're
talking about our Florida trips comparing how they

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went, is I flew down by
myself, went to Dallas. I know

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everyone he never flowed down by yourself. No. Usually I'm like, oh,

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John's on a plane or Sauces.
Never flown by yourself. I fly

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by myself all the time. It's
been a while. I used to all

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the time in Seattle. Okayah.
But it was lovely because out of Dallas

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I got to meet my fiance Laura, which is great. We were that

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couple and that literally hung out for
each other for twenty minutes. The pizza

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hut. That's right, there's a
pizza U there. It's like a pizza

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Hut express. You know. It
was good, nice, good, and

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uh we said goodbye to the kiss
goodbye, and this lovely old lady was

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like, oh did you too just
meeting? Like, no, we've been

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dating, blah blah blah bah blah. Mad y we're essentially married now,

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you know. That flew out And
then here's the thing united they're giving out

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treats the shoop waffle. I'm a
fan of that shoop waffle. That's good.

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It's a little caramel waffle thing that
like you sometimes can put over coffee

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and gets hot and melty and I've
never had that. It's good. If

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you get it, that's what you
want. Instead of doing that, they're

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giving it. They're like, do
you want fruit? I'm like fruit?

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Do you want pretzels? Or do
you want chocolate? I was like,

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naturally chocolate. It's chocolate quene wah
And it's like what yeah, that shit.

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You know. The flight was fine
regarding after that. This guy.

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Oh, the people are were sitting
next to the guy. There's a guy

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and a girl. The guy was
trying to mac on the girl. Was

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weird because I'm like, can you
get my ginger please? Oh you're the

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window. I'm always in, always
window because United windows board first. Now

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that's a new policy. It goes
through all its priority ish, then it

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goes windows middle, then aisle seats. That's weird. Supposed to help was

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so my bag got fine. It
carried on. It's fine. Way back,

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just a short gate. They literally
like group two. Then they said

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after group two everyone will need to
check their bag at the gate was like,

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what, we only have sixty spots
for carry on bag. There's one

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hundred and twenty people on this player, Like, that doesn't make sense.

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Was it a smaller plane? I
guess. I don't know. How do

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they only have six exactly? I'm
like, there's one hundred and twenty people.

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You should have at least have one
hundred spots. But whatever, you

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know, But Disney was great,
enjoyed that care about doesn't Hey you do

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I don't. I did great.
No, you'd be proud of me.

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I heard you. Whenever you go, I got you. Baby. I'm

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not going. You know I'm never
going. I'm going to go. I

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don't want to go. More was
proud of me. I didn't buy anything.

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I didn't eat. I'm you didn't
buy a lightsaber. I bought some

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coasters, which was great. It
was a little The Star Wars bar has

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like wooden coasters. Bought that.
Bought some stuff from my family for Christmas,

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So I'm good there. So why
did you buy a lightsaber? Because

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two hundred and fifty dollars you didn't
buy the Canaan lightsaber? I want?

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I saw how did it look?
It looked nice? It looks it's just

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the thing that the canaan. This
is a character from Star Wars Rebels,

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and then he's Ezra's master. If
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his lightsaber in real life just looks
kind of genericy, you know, because

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he was it was a cartoon lightsaber
he barely saw, whereas like all the

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other ones, you saw them in
detail in live action. So it makes

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sense. But it's like, okay, you know, and at the same

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price as I so, which does
make sense. Yeah. Then I went

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to a movie theater by myself and
in Trampa, which is fun. You

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saw as Marbles saw the Marvels.
You can see the Marvels. Did you

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guys talk about the Crisis or no? He did? You listen to the

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Crisis? And it podcasts seven and
a half out of ten. Mm hm,

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Marvel you know which is good.
Wait, but how was bre Larsen?

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Brie Larson was okay, Miss Marvel? I told you mon Voala is

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the star of the show. I
think Tianna Parris, who's Monica Rambo,

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was good too. And the end
credit was the one that we saw all

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over the place. Was on social
media. Yes, correct, it was

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true, and that was it just
the one? Yes, there was an

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audio that I hate when they do
audio Easter eggs at the end, like

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as an end credit thing. So
I'm like, that doesn't do anything.

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What was it? It was the
cats mewing. I was like, that's

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okay, cool. Then what was
the name of the alien? The Flarkins

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maling? Yeah. I was like, it was like, give me something

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if I'm going to stay at the
end, don't give me like, oh,

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now cool. Does this movie have
anything to do with the Secret Invasion?

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Hell knows, like honestly, And
I mean that's the thing we say,

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Man Jackson did a lot of it
or no, yeah, a lot,

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and but Secret Invasion was not like
mentioned involved at all. Obviously we

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don't know timeline wise it takes place
before or somesh like that. I don't

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think it does. But I think
it's gonna be good that Marvel's kind of

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getting a reset year next year with
only Deadpool coming up. But yeah,

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thot did both come Yeah twenty four
July. Damn July. Yeah, that's

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only Marvel movie. But we have
that Go coming out in January. I'm

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not gonna watch it. I'm assuming
we'll get that X Men show finally coming

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out, the animated one, the
continuation of Yeah, I'm gonna rewatch those.

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That's the thing though, I'm like, do I rewatch it? Because

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that's a lot of TV. I
don't remember a lot of I only remember

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when they had Apocalypse on. That's
it. Yeah. Well, the thing

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is I think also with that,
and the same thing with the Spider Man

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one, the Spider Man animated show
at least of the nineties and then the

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Batman one, is how they're listed
on streaming services. Isn't the actual,

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like correct order you're supposed to watch
them. Yeah, you'd only go one,

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two through four, five. Huh. It's they're listed in their production

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order, so it'll be like this
one was made first, so it's number

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one, so it'll be like Apocalypse, and then it'll be like this is

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a short story on Rogue. Then
five episodes later, but oh, here's

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more Apocalypse. Really, that's how
the Batman one was. I was like,

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this doesn't make sense. We're jumping
between Scarecrow than Catwoman. I'm looking

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right now on my Disney Plus app
that I have that you probably just recently

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had to re up your subscription for
because the subscription was due last week.

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Huh yep, I didn't reap anything. I got charged again for it.

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The New Year one hundred and forty
bucks. Yeah for a year, what

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I told you so. Night of
the Sentinel Part one, Part two,

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Yeah, which it doesn't like,
it doesn't feel like that's how you're supposed

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to watch it. The Cure Days
of Future pass one and two. Yeah,

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see that doesn't seem right. The
final Decision, Yeah, this just

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like jumps right into it. There's
five season, Yes, that too,

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there was five. Here's the thing. I feel like also that that theme

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song is so iconic, but once
you you watch it as an adult,

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like I skip sk Skip, I'm
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Yeah, I don't remember any of
the yet, so that it will be

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interesting how that show works. If
it's gonna like Horsemen recap or do anything.

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Because it's like you got a twenty
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do something to help me remember what's
going on. You know. Omega Red,

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I thought he was a great,
a great filling. Maybe one day

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we're good. You know. Well
they kind of got him in the X

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Men, in the in the Wolverine
movie. That true. But back to

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your Florida trip. Now you're you're
on deep dive of X. Any good

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times great Oldies? Oh yes,
I had a good time at Great Oldies.

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I got to go to a lot
of cool like touristy places in South

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Beach, which is fine. And
then I also finally get to go to

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a Twin Peaks, which is it's
just like another version of Hooters, because

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it was one by Mars place.
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night after he came back from South
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Watch the UFC fight. Uh huh, I have done that in a manute.

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What's their specialty yet? Twin Peaks
like they're beers in tap are twenty

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nine degrees cold? That's the specialties
beer that anywhere? Yeah, but it's

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really cold beer. Apparently it's so
cool that once they put in the cruise,

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the cold, the cold so cold
it'll make you freezes a little bit

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and then you get a little frosted
tip. I don't know top, I

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don't know peak Peak. There you
go. But yeah, it was fun.

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And then Sunday all day at the
beach man, I had a great

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time. I didn't get a lot
of sun. But I just sat.

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I got a chair in an umbrella
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I had a great time. Yeah, and I loved it. And I

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did miss you. I know,
not gonna lie. I missed you and

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I miss Shane, and I wish
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have been a lot more fun.
But I get it. I don't love

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me anymore. Shane and I guess
we can talk about this because we didn't

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talk about it on the main show
that this podcast. Yeah is Shane and

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I got in trouble with the group
while we were at dinner the last night.

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Because Shane and I we've connected a
lot that we both watched the Challenge,

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you know, we kind of catch
up with each other and how you

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mean Shane watches a lot more MTV
than I do, which is okay,

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but the Challenge, you know,
it's my trashy go to show, more

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than I saw new ones out right
now, apparently it's five episodes deeper already,

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Like wait, what the hell?
It just came out, didn't it.

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And it's only available to watch on
the MTV app, which is stupid.

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Whatever. That's the whole thing.
But so we're talking about like,

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oh yeah, more and I have
like two episodes left of the last season

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we just caught up on and our
waitress hears it and she goes, oh

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my gosh, are you guys talking
about the challenge? We have to talk

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about slaw Blue Blue Blue who won? So you guys literally talk to this

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waitress. For No, we didn't
talk to this waitress. She talked to

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us really entire table because she would
then shout out like oh my gosh,

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like hell, I don't know which
person she was talking about, but then

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she would just literally talk for ten
minutes like hey, you're here to present

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the stakes, yeah, you know, not to talk to us about that

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I get to connect with was the
last season? So I saw a TikTok

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pock up pop up. Recently,
did Johnny Bananas like take two hundred fifty

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thousand dollars and walk away from So
that's a that's the four years ago maybe

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Okay, it was on a podcast
talking about how no one talked to him

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after he did that. Yeah,
because it was like that's why everyone Looker's

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the dirtiest player in the game,
Like I mean not like that's the game.

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Yeah, giving an option, if
you're exactly if you're giving an option,

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if it's me and you and you
are gonna walk away, I'm getting

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paid no matter what. Right they
get paid no matter what you got yah

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Shore. So the fun fact is
Shane and I are talking about this.

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The you get paid regardless, that's
just extra money you get if you win

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it. If you're new, you
get like two thousand dollars an episode,

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and it goes up based on how
long you've been on Wow. So he's

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probably making like a good amount of
Money's eighty grand just to be on the

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show Wow this season, and he's
on like every almost almost every season.

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It's him and CT, right,
so cets Yeah, And so I think

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this new season is it's basically all
losers. So no one anybody who hasn't

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won, I think, made it
to a champion since anybody who hasn't made

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it to a final competing, So
like anyone who's won been to a final,

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they're not competing, but they're coming
back as like worthy eliminators will eliminate

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people, so they're getting paid still. Just so CT's doing that, he's

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still making bank just off of that. So no one of these guys keep

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doing it. Yeah, that's that's
smart because I didn't realize they were getting

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paid this last season. Bananas was
like, yeah, I'm like forty forty

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something, I don't know what he
was young, Yeah, and it's like

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he's still keeping up with these pretty
younger guns at least. And he's like,

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yeah, he's getting money. But
don't you think because I watch a

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lot some of those are physically challenging
and some of them that's very mentally challenging.

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Yeah, it just depends, but
it's also just a will to win.

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Yeah, you know what I mean. A lot of times like more

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and I have noticed the past couple
of seasons, like Final Final has been

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a ten mile. It's like one
day is the chat, like the puzzles,

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and the next day is a ten
mile run. But it's like,

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oh yeah, ten mile run,
that's not a lot. But then it's

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like it's up a mountain, so
it's a lot more intrinsic than anything.

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But anyway, Yeah, back to
the waitress. She would just talk about

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it, and Shane and I got
to a degree that we just shut up

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anytime she'd come back because she because
she would just like we tried to change

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subjects and talked about something else.
Then she heard it and then would latch

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onto it, like, no,
stop listening to us. Several times you

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get back. We just kept drinking
our drinks. That is funny that Shane

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and our besties. Now you've been
forgotten. So I've been kicked out of

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the group. I've lost Shane to
you and John. Everybody lost their friends

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to me this weekend. So Kevin
was my best friend this weekend, John's

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friend, and Maggie and I were
really funny together. So there you go.

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Who you are. You are great. I'm not gonna lie you.

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Definitely all over the dance moves.
That's what did it. And I acted

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drunk on Saturday on purpose, so
I drank and I was like, hey,

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I got to get up at like
seven o'clock to do all these things

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for all the Disney stuff. So
I stopped drinking or Friday and Saturday,

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and I just was like, well, just act how I normally act when

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I'm drunk. And people bought it, and that was fine. Some people

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got super drunk I to walk into
the car. I was like, you

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sleep here till five o'clock, then
you go. They did, Thank god,

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yep, all right. It was
wild Tampa's wa Tampa, baby Tampa.

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They get you. They gets you
every time, you know, also

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gets you. The doctor And I
went to the doctor yesterday finally God,

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and I hate my doctor why because
this is the most like he doesn't look

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at me, he doesn't acknowledge me. He doesn't really like talk or engage

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with me while our appointment. And
I get like, yeah, I'm here

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for a doctor's appointment, but like, at least look at me when you're

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talking. I think, I will
you have the power to do that.

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But is he gonna? Is not
his problem. But if you ever asked

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you like, yeah, buddy,
you weren't good. Got in there and

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the nurse practitioner whoever was taking me
and get on my I know what the

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nurse. The nurse was getting everything
before the doctors. She was like very

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like mono tone, very like uh
Aubrey plaza like monotone. I'm like,

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you're welcoming me into the doctor's office. It says like, hey, go

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sit down, take your shoes off. But also to remember, though nurses

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and doctors you have to understand the
kinds of people they deal with. But

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is a breath of fresh air when
I entered in the doctor's office. Bro.

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Yeah, but when I'm going Hi, how are you going? And

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I bet it was pajama's day at
the doctor's office, by the way,

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And I bet that's burned them before
and they've gotten psychopaths. I'm a good

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time. You just got to look. They don't know you like I know

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you. They know me more than
you know me. My vitals and at

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my blood. So when are you
gonna go over your heart checkout? It's

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in December and that they're gonna like
check your heart and being there for four

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hours, Baby Jesus, go to
sleep. I'm not excited to get plugs

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on me. It's just it's just
the lead. I lose my chest hairs.

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You don't even have chest hairsby really, yeah, I in your shirt.

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Listen a while, there's no chest
this right here, it's it's right

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on the cusp. It's right here. When you have this, it's right

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here. Look at this hone you
want go down because my neck Look at

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all that. Look at that right
there right there, see right there right

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there. I don't want that.
I use that yucky. Yeah. He

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was like to talk to me,
and they're like, get naked. I'm

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like, all right, you're such
a child. I love it. Get

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naked. I can't. And he
was like, what do you do?

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I was like, I work for
the radio. And he's like, oh,

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that's cool, pretty cool. He
talking about you get Joe Schmo's accounts

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over here, and I'm radio.
Yeah. I think I think he's probably

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like, I'm two weeks away from
retirement. And then he's like, I

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don't give a crap about you.
Pass But Eric, I think I think

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I hear something collinam stop because it's
for something. Yea, this is our

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theme song. And of miss Connections
is gottendam stuff stopped? Part where we

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read real misconnections from the actual d
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or actually the website is Washington d
C, dot Craigslist, dot org,

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slash whatever it is. We now
have sort of a running tally of is

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Virginia or Maryland? Freaky? It's
Virginia, buddy, I don't know.

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I think it's for lovers, but
what's Maryland? What's Maryland's like creating normal

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human beings? Crabs me to crab, their cakes and herpies. Well,

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all right, but we read them. We figure out what's going on and

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see what happens. Eric, you
get the first one. Seeking my female

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drawing model. Hmmm, Fairfax used
to have a woman who would model for

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my drawings and look and looking to
be looking to do this again? Reach

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out if interested? All right,
So someone needs a naked bod your noon

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model? Would I know? Not
this body. It's a lot of crean

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hey, I mean maybe that's what
people need. It's a lot of it's

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a lot of crevices right now.
So there's more curves than straight edges,

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you know, No, they gotta
get detailed under crevices. How about that

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shadow right? Oh? You know, and I watched it the day,

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but I thought I so much was
jackass four point five because of the shopping

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cart thing. No, but just
a jackass in general. And one of

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the things they had to put sushi
in one of the fat guys and he

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found sushi three days later that was
in one of his crevices. Why do

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you think of me about that?
They're just jackass? And I love you?

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All right, I guess you just
brought it back up, all right?

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Next next one, excuse me,
excuse me? Down the earth lady

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seeking other ladies this cuff and season. Want to know more? She shot,

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Let's have fun. Friendly reminder,
it is couffing season. This is

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technically d C d C, so
that's a metal one for that one doesn't

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count. Next one guy with oh
the really guy with storage unit? Missing?

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My friend storage unit? We'd meet
at what the A's in Oretonton,

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Virginia. Who what you're hooking up
at a storage unit? I mean if

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it's air conditioned, maybe you're all
the outside ones ain't. Oh right,

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yes, so it's baking. You
know you're gonna make it big the heat

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storage in it. Next one in
search of white female business travel Crystal City.

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Well, this doesn't count because they're
there. They're passer buyers. I'm

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a single, young professional male here
looking for no strings attached fun with a

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white female between the ages of forty
and fifty five. Wow, please be

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drug and disease free, a non
smoker and fit. Pick for pick.

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You can stay at one of the
many hotels near Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport

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held Yan, DCA. It's called
Reagan DA. It's called Reagan the other

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DC airport, not Dallas, the
other DC airport because now Dallas is more

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famous again because of the pandace.
It's the Panda Airport. Oh my god,

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go next one your year, Springfield. I came over and ate a

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great pie. Missing you, missing
you female thirty five forty five year olds.

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I'm the handsome male obviously. Let
me know asap. Thank you,

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no spam. He had some great
pie. I came over and ate a

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great pie. Literally, that's what
it. Another Virginia one hoody all right,

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well let's see this one. Damn
it Virginia. All right, anything

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good to eat falls Church? Just
wondering if there's anything good to eat in

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this town eat. I'm in my
thirties, tall, good looking, educated,

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only here for work. Now you're
wondering, okay, cool, Just

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go to yelp, you know,
go to Google. But there's where it

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gets interesting about what he's actually looking
for. If any ladies know of a

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spot that tastes good is landscaped a
bit. They watch out for the places

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and the food is always hot and
fresh. Let me know, I'd love

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to have a taste women only though, Why women only? That's what he

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said. Anything good to eat in
false church? And our last one,

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damn it, Virginia. Virginia's or
some freaks. Seasonal Nutcracker lost contact info

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explanation went exclamation point, exclamation point
period period period college age girl on the

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Metro that was interested in standing in
for seasonal holiday figure. As needed costume

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can and will be provided. It
will be a nut smasher Nut smasher are,

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Hey, you get a costume.
I wouldn't wear that costume. Who

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knows who else has worn it?
I mean it's season it's a seasonal gig.

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Should we apply to be Santa's No? Why not? Because I'm not?

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Is there a Santa Union? You
think? Yes, there's definitely one

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I'm doing. I'm down. I'm
down for the union. You know no,

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you're not. Uh huh are you? Left? Hand up? That's

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the commander. I know any attention
jacket that does it for us this week?

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If you see a misconnection, you
want us to share DM myself at

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Andrew Hoodie with y or Eric at
mister Eric V. That's m r r

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ic k V. We'll be back
next week. We'll Thanksgiving special. Yes,

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ooh baby, right before the holidays, you know, things don't get

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weird. But until then, I
always remember it's okay to be weird and

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sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,