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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with
Jack encron Seo and JP Sorrow Ladies and

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gentlemen, welcome back in It's the
twenty twenty three Christmas season. We have

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the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast, and
we thought we would extend our Christmas show

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season just by a couple of more
days. All of the gifts that were

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placed lovingly under the tree or in
our po box by members of the Solar

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System have been unwrapped, have been
treasured. We shared the experience with you

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day after day here on what's been
a magical December. As we approach TLFX

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ten years of the Lapsed Fan,
we thought we would return the favor to

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the nevie we could. It's a
little something we'd like to call Lapsed GPT,

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and so we open up chat GPT
and we go to work training it

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on the corpus of tlf caricatures that
have brought so much life and enjoyment to

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the Solar System over these ten years. And Boss, I think we're going

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to do something a little different after
yes, riffing on a prepared script where

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hul Cogan is teaching a college course
about postmodernism and a gentleman named the colleague

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attempts to intervene a slam through a
table two bites at that apple. Yeah,

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we're now going to do some live
DJing, some live art. Yes,

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you know, in the spirit of
a spirit of Emerson College. We're

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going to do public art. We're
going to live public art. Yes,

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this is dejaying here. We're going
to gpt it as we go. Nothing

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pre cooked here. So how do
you suggest we approach this? Well,

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we should do it with Uh,
we'll do it will be hull Cogan again.

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I think that's just just great.
So you're typing, Yeah, I'll

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type where a parent I'm going to
write, write a script where a paranoid

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hul Cogan. Does it make sense? Let me ask you, And we're

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obviously calling this on the fly,
as you just let the creativity flow,

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folks. For you, you're watching
the sausage being made this time, which

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is a little treat for you.
Does it make sense to share your screen?

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Uh? Oh yeah, totally.
That's a good idea along and or

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I was wondering we could do like
a little like a mad lib type thing

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too, sure, yeah, something
like that. This is kind of like

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a mad lib in that. Yeah, you sort of give it commands,

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prompts, words to focus on,
to build around. It's almost better than

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mad libs. It's almost like,
you know, you give it the adjective

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and then it writes the words around
it instead of the words around it already

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being there. Yeah, so let's
take a look here. All right,

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we're live pal and JP writes,
write a script. We're a paranoid hulk

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Hogan. I don't know. Let's
see what's a job. First job comes

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out your head, trash collector,
garbage man, whatever. Until I've been

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thinking of nineteen ninety fivef gimmicks lately, explain to you. We'll give me

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give me a give me a topic
or something. Let's alternate. So,

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Okay, you do the topic.
I did do the topic. I said,

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what give me a job? So
now give me some name, give

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me something else. Okay. Finds
a twenty four pack of fruit roll ups

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inside someone's trash twenty twenty four pack
of fruit roll ups in a neighbor.

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Yeah, he's a trash guy,
but he's going through his neighbor's garbage.

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I got it, trashcart he he
knocks ferociously. See, I have no

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idea where is going. That's that's
that's the part on the neighbor's door and

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asks now and demands to know what
the neighbor is trying to do. All

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I have two more, this is
the first one. Hulk Hogan thinks the

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fruit roll ups are a subliminal message
indicating the neighbor has designs on executing a

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pro wrestling roll up move on him, and you go h m m.

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You go one and then I then
I close it? Yeah, you can

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close it? The uh behind the
neighbor is it? Hold on? I

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gotta get a hello neighbor inspired a
whole Cogan shirt going kah is a statue

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of Andre the Giant. Yeah,
mhm, hure, I will when period,

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I know it's my turn. Mm
hmm. Runs past the neighbor.

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Oh yea, and Hulk Hogan runs
past the neighbor and starts rightning the statue.

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Okay, might try to end it. A nuclear bomb then drops destroying

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the city there. Yeah, if
they didn't say it again, a nuclear

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bomb then drops Hama destroying the city
they are and enter here we go.

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Man, it's generating, it's generating. What the fucker it's that laps GPT

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for that ass Christmas twenty twenty three. We're pumping, We're going, it's

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populating. Look at it worked.
What the fuck is this thing? All

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right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'd here here, are you here?

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Okay? Oh my god? I
love how we don't know what's coming.

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You don't even know. Interior hul
Cogan's apartment day. The apartment is

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cluttered with wrestling down what this thing
is? A mind of its own.

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Hulk Hogan, dressed in his iconic
bandana and tank top. We said nothing

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about this, by the way,
is pacing nervously. He glances out of

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the window, suspiciously eyeing his neighbors, whispering to himself, I can't trust

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anyone, brother, goddamn right.
The world's a dangerous place and Hull Cammania

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is always at risk. How did
we come up with that? The world's

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a dangerous place and Hulkamania is always
at risk? Always? External suburban street

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day, Hull Cogan, now in
his garbage being uniform. It's collecting bins

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in the neighborhood. He notices a
peculiar trash can with a twenty four pack

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of fruit roll up sticking out.
Looking around cautiously, what's his brother?

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He grabs the fruit roll ups and
inspects them intensely, grit gritting his teeth.

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This camp just a snack. This
is a message. Man become a

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man. Exclamation points chat GPT.
Hulk Hogan storms toward his neighbor's house,

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fruit roll ups in hand, and
knocks on the door with a hulk like

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ferocity. Neighbor, a regular guy, opens the door, surprised, Hey,

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helk, what's up? Pointing at
the fruit roll ups? What's the

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media this? Brother? Are you
playing a stick attack hot hultmania? Neighbor

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confused? What, No, those
are just snacks. I threw them out

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because I'm on a diet, squinting
Why did he buy him? Why the

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fruit flights O diet? Well,
he started the diet. I don't buy

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it, dude. This is a
subliminal. You're putting to hit me with

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a progress roll You're plotting to hit
me with a progressing roll up. Hulk

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Hogan storms past the neighbor, heading
straight for a backyard, where he spots

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a statue of Andre the Giant.
Hulk Hogan shouting at the statue, Andre,

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you think you could take up with
this guy and take down Hulk Hogan,

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not on my watch. I love
how the suspicious neighbor, the sauce

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neighbor who throw away his fruit roll
ups innocently has and andre the giant statue

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in his yard. Did we not
stop to consider that? Yes, neighbor

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confused? What? No, No, that's the I'm sorry, I ready

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at the top. Okay, the
neighbor tries to explain, but Hulk Hogan

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is too busy threatening the inanimate statue. Dude, calm down, It's just

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a statue. Suddenly, a deafening
alarm blairs, and a voice on a

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loud speaker announces, go ahead,
boss, evacuate the city immediately, nuclear

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strike imminent. Cogan. What did
we didn't tell him how Hulk should react

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to this, or that Hulk should
react I just figured once the nuclear bomb

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dropped that no one would say anything. But no, this is the brilliance.

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This is why lapse GPT is a
thing and has let eggs. Okay,

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you heard the prompt. You hurt
us live doing it. We had

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no forewarning, nothing, and we
you know, imagined a hard stop it.

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I don't know, nuclear annihilation,
but instead Lapsed GPT chooses to end

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it this way. Hulk Cogan looks
around in panic. What kind of sick

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game is this? Brother? The
sky lights up and a nuclear bomb drops,

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obliterating the city. What kind of
sick game is this? I think

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we're going to be asking that question
right up until Christmas Day here on the

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feed, as we continue giving back
to the Solar system in only ways we

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know how sick twisted. Strange prompts
It's elapsed GPT Christmas, We'll see you

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next time plays a production of the
Lapsed Entertainment Group. Its content is intended

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for brevity use only mac phillips.
So Mark say, mo, we want to us