1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:07,719 The shark deck. Good news they found the snake. I'm Johnny Mack with 2 00:00:07,839 --> 00:00:13,560 five good news stories. A sixteen foot pat python was stolen in July. 3 00:00:14,039 --> 00:00:19,719 A dog walker just founded who Patrick Fortune said, I'm not a snake person, 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,280 but I'm really glad she made it. Snow is a sixteen foot albino 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:30,239 reticulated python. Patrick was walking his dog through Austin and he spotted something long 6 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,920 and yellow down ravine thirty feet below him. Took him a few seconds, 7 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,560 but then I remembered a post from next door over the summer. Are you 8 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:42,280 on next door? Because usually it's either hey did anyone hear that bird last 9 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:44,280 night in the middle of the night, or hey, does anyone know a 10 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,320 plumber? But apparently there is python post on there as well, which is 11 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:50,759 fun. So I remembered he saw a post on next door about a sixteen 12 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,520 foot python. I guess you would remember such a thing. A sixteen foot 13 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:59,520 albino reticulated python had been reported missing in the neighborhood after it was stolen from 14 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,960 a van. Oh no, Patrick said to himself, this has to be 15 00:01:03,159 --> 00:01:07,519 that snake. I don't know, I've never been to Austin. Maybe they 16 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:11,879 have sixteen foot pythons all over. Who knows Daryl Fields is the human friend 17 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,359 of Snow the python and said she's a big, gentle giant. I'm sure 18 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:18,719 whoever broke in my vehicle freaked out realizing there was a snake in side, 19 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,280 please give me a coffee here or see anything. Fortune, who found the 20 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,200 snake, said the snake was big enough to take cats and pretty much anything 21 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,760 else it wanted, so people were a little worried, but then it disappeared 22 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:30,000 and everything calmed down. I figured it was gun. Fortune said he and 23 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,159 his girlfriend are animal lovers and we've helped rescue owls and rabbits before. Rescuing 24 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,959 the snake seemed like the right thing to do, and they know snakes like 25 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,000 to be warm, so they warmed up a heating pad in the microwave, 26 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:44,840 grabbed a few towels, and loaded their large dog carrier into the truck. 27 00:01:44,879 --> 00:01:47,159 They called the animal center, who were like, yeah, we're gonna need 28 00:01:47,159 --> 00:01:49,840 a couple of hours. So they figured out what to do. Fortune figured 29 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,799 he would firmly hold the snake behind its head while the others picked up the 30 00:01:53,799 --> 00:01:57,319 snake's body. Fortune said, we have lots of snakes in Texas, and 31 00:01:57,439 --> 00:02:00,040 it was common practice. If you grabbing behind ahead, you'll love power over 32 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:02,840 them because they can't strike you. The snake didn't seem like that. It 33 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,879 reared up and opened its mouth. It gave me a don't mess with me. 34 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,599 Look. The mouth was ten inches wide. It's hiss intimidating. They 35 00:02:09,599 --> 00:02:12,680 were able to get the snake. They took it inside. They got some 36 00:02:12,719 --> 00:02:15,800 wood, Patrick started a fire, The fire started roaring. They got a 37 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,879 space heater. About ninety minutes later, the animal center guys showed up. 38 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,719 Fortune said. The officer took one look and said, oh, that's a 39 00:02:23,719 --> 00:02:28,159 big snake. I loved this story so much. It's good news. The 40 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:32,240 snake is okay. An eighty two year old US veteran in Walmart cashier is 41 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:37,240 able to retire. Warren Marion and Maryland got a check for one hundred and 42 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,800 eight thousand dollars in change thanks to the generosity of online donors. A go 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,879 fund me had been set up for mister Marion by Rory McCarty, who's a 44 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:50,000 small business owner with a big following on TikTok. McCarty wanted to help Marion, 45 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:53,080 who's a US Navy vent and a widower to do the things he would 46 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:57,840 love to do. McCarty owns Bug Boys. It's an extermination business and he 47 00:02:57,879 --> 00:03:01,919 has three hundred thousand followers on tick talk repose videos of crawling critters. He 48 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,879 said, as a business owner, I was astounded seeing this little older man 49 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,639 still grinding, working eights and nine hours shifts. So they raised one hundred 50 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:13,319 and eight grand Marion gave us two weeks notice. Mister Marion said, all 51 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,599 I can tell you is the Good Lord has blessed me for what I did 52 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:19,759 in my younger years. From the Guardian the hole in the Earth's ozone layer, 53 00:03:19,879 --> 00:03:23,120 remember that from the eighties, kids, It's healing itself. It's set 54 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:27,319 to be completely healed over most of the world within two decades. Nice job, 55 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,560 people of Earth. It should be completely recovered by twenty forty across the 56 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:34,360 world, aside from the polar regions. Those will take a little longer, 57 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,439 but it's expected the ozone layer will be back baby by twenty forty five over 58 00:03:38,439 --> 00:03:42,520 the Arctic and twenty sixty six over the anti Arctic. Looks like we're heading 59 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:46,879 in the right direction. In the medical field, lab grown retinal ice cells 60 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:52,199 makes successful connections and open the door for clinical trials to treat blindness. Retinal 61 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,280 cells grown from stem cells can reach out and connect with neighbors. According to 62 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,280 new study, completing a handshake that may show that the cells are ready for 63 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,719 trials and humans with degenerative I dis orders and a Jim Carrey look alike is 64 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:08,199 leaving people disappointed when they realize, oh, that's not Jim Carrey. Heather 65 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:12,199 Shaw is a comedian. She's thirty four. She's been joking online that she's 66 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,000 Jim Carrey's long lost daughter. She has two point two million followers on social 67 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,959 media now for impersonating Jim Carrey, but she fears that her looks may hinder 68 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,519 her career. She worries people won't see her as an individual, but more 69 00:04:24,519 --> 00:04:27,720 of a celebrity doppelganger. Either said, it's just a freak accident. When 70 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,120 you mix my mom and dad's looks, you get a kid that looks like 71 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:32,319 Jim Carrey. I realized I look like Jim around the age of eight, 72 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:35,680 when Ace Ventura came out. I could do impressions of Ace really easily, 73 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:40,560 to the point that my babysitters would request I do reenactments of certain scenes to 74 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,319 make them laugh. Everybody assumes I'd be annoyed with it, but I've heard 75 00:04:43,319 --> 00:04:45,279 of my whole life, so I've become used to it. People tend to 76 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,360 recognize me now is the Jim Carrey girl. Heather shared a picture of her 77 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:54,279 parents to prove that neither her mom, nor her dad or Jim Carrey have 78 00:04:54,399 --> 00:04:59,319 a great day. I'm Johnny Man, Coast of Daily Comedy News. 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