The shark deck. Good news they found the snake. I'm Johnny Mack with
five good news stories. A sixteen foot pat python was stolen in July.
A dog walker just founded who Patrick Fortune said, I'm not a snake person,
but I'm really glad she made it. Snow is a sixteen foot albino
reticulated python. Patrick was walking his dog through Austin and he spotted something long
and yellow down ravine thirty feet below him. Took him a few seconds,
but then I remembered a post from next door over the summer. Are you
on next door? Because usually it's either hey did anyone hear that bird last
night in the middle of the night, or hey, does anyone know a
plumber? But apparently there is python post on there as well, which is
fun. So I remembered he saw a post on next door about a sixteen
foot python. I guess you would remember such a thing. A sixteen foot
albino reticulated python had been reported missing in the neighborhood after it was stolen from
a van. Oh no, Patrick said to himself, this has to be
that snake. I don't know, I've never been to Austin. Maybe they
have sixteen foot pythons all over. Who knows Daryl Fields is the human friend
of Snow the python and said she's a big, gentle giant. I'm sure
whoever broke in my vehicle freaked out realizing there was a snake in side,
please give me a coffee here or see anything. Fortune, who found the
snake, said the snake was big enough to take cats and pretty much anything
else it wanted, so people were a little worried, but then it disappeared
and everything calmed down. I figured it was gun. Fortune said he and
his girlfriend are animal lovers and we've helped rescue owls and rabbits before. Rescuing
the snake seemed like the right thing to do, and they know snakes like
to be warm, so they warmed up a heating pad in the microwave,
grabbed a few towels, and loaded their large dog carrier into the truck.
They called the animal center, who were like, yeah, we're gonna need
a couple of hours. So they figured out what to do. Fortune figured
he would firmly hold the snake behind its head while the others picked up the
snake's body. Fortune said, we have lots of snakes in Texas, and
it was common practice. If you grabbing behind ahead, you'll love power over
them because they can't strike you. The snake didn't seem like that. It
reared up and opened its mouth. It gave me a don't mess with me.
Look. The mouth was ten inches wide. It's hiss intimidating. They
were able to get the snake. They took it inside. They got some
wood, Patrick started a fire, The fire started roaring. They got a
space heater. About ninety minutes later, the animal center guys showed up.
Fortune said. The officer took one look and said, oh, that's a
big snake. I loved this story so much. It's good news. The
snake is okay. An eighty two year old US veteran in Walmart cashier is
able to retire. Warren Marion and Maryland got a check for one hundred and
eight thousand dollars in change thanks to the generosity of online donors. A go
fund me had been set up for mister Marion by Rory McCarty, who's a
small business owner with a big following on TikTok. McCarty wanted to help Marion,
who's a US Navy vent and a widower to do the things he would
love to do. McCarty owns Bug Boys. It's an extermination business and he
has three hundred thousand followers on tick talk repose videos of crawling critters. He
said, as a business owner, I was astounded seeing this little older man
still grinding, working eights and nine hours shifts. So they raised one hundred
and eight grand Marion gave us two weeks notice. Mister Marion said, all
I can tell you is the Good Lord has blessed me for what I did
in my younger years. From the Guardian the hole in the Earth's ozone layer,
remember that from the eighties, kids, It's healing itself. It's set
to be completely healed over most of the world within two decades. Nice job,
people of Earth. It should be completely recovered by twenty forty across the
world, aside from the polar regions. Those will take a little longer,
but it's expected the ozone layer will be back baby by twenty forty five over
the Arctic and twenty sixty six over the anti Arctic. Looks like we're heading
in the right direction. In the medical field, lab grown retinal ice cells
makes successful connections and open the door for clinical trials to treat blindness. Retinal
cells grown from stem cells can reach out and connect with neighbors. According to
new study, completing a handshake that may show that the cells are ready for
trials and humans with degenerative I dis orders and a Jim Carrey look alike is
leaving people disappointed when they realize, oh, that's not Jim Carrey. Heather
Shaw is a comedian. She's thirty four. She's been joking online that she's
Jim Carrey's long lost daughter. She has two point two million followers on social
media now for impersonating Jim Carrey, but she fears that her looks may hinder
her career. She worries people won't see her as an individual, but more
of a celebrity doppelganger. Either said, it's just a freak accident. When
you mix my mom and dad's looks, you get a kid that looks like
Jim Carrey. I realized I look like Jim around the age of eight,
when Ace Ventura came out. I could do impressions of Ace really easily,
to the point that my babysitters would request I do reenactments of certain scenes to
make them laugh. Everybody assumes I'd be annoyed with it, but I've heard
of my whole life, so I've become used to it. People tend to
recognize me now is the Jim Carrey girl. Heather shared a picture of her
parents to prove that neither her mom, nor her dad or Jim Carrey have
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