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You're listening to KFI AM six forty
the Bill Handles show on demand on the

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iHeartRadio app. Tomorrow is July fourth. Look at that three to four.

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I gotta tell you this is why
I get paid the big bucks for this

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deep analysis. So with that is
yes, Shannon Shannon Farren's birthdays today.

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Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, I did not know that. My

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mother's birthday is tomorrow. She was
born on July fourth, Not that it

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mattered, you know, in the
eastern Poland where she came from. But

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still, you know, July fourth. So that's kind of neat. And

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I'll tell you what you're going to
see a whole lot of Unfortunately, even

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though we celebrate our Independence Day and
it's all about barbecues, not enough people

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take pay attention to Independence Day.
Fireworks are all over the place now.

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Fireworks that are professionally done, I
mean those are licensed and they're inspected and

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all of that. I Professional fireworks
are just the neatest thing. But a

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lot of people have illegal fireworks at
home. If you're in La County,

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for you to have even a sparkler
is illegal. And what we used to

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do is go across county line to
Ventura County where you can sell fireworks,

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and they have the big pop up
booths and you can see on the sign

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it's safe and insane is how they
sell it. And so then you go

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home with all these fireworks and you
set them off, and you do homemade

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fireworks or home fireworks, and the
cities go nuts because there's a lot of

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damage. I mean people get hurt, I mean kids lose their hands.

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By the way, Cono, I
forgot to ask you to play the song

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Let's give the Boy a Hand,
which would have been absolutely appropriate for a

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promo for this particular segment. So
cities have a very hard time for a

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couple of reasons. First of all, when you put everybody on the street,

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for example, your's day, every
cop is on the street. Everybody

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same thing with Fourth of July.
Every cop, for example, the city

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of Hunting and Beach has every police
officer they have on the street. And

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here is the problem. Every time
there is a notification of fireworks, they

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send out three or four cops,
and it's very hard to catch people with

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illegal fireworks. The cop has to
actually see it in front of him.

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So you set off these fireworks and
then you go back home and the cop

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hasn't seen it, even though the
city is apprized of it. Because they

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have websites now and the phone calls. I mean, they know when fireworks

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are being set off, and not
only are they dangerous for fires. And

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I didn't think this through until I
picked up this article in the Orange County

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Register, and that is the illegal
fireworks cause the physical damage. You know,

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kids getting their hands blown off.
Okay, cono, let's give the

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boy a hand. No, couldn't
do it. Not enough time was my

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fault, by the way, But
also the risk of fire at the house

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and setting off brush fires, et
cetera, which happens all the time.

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But the it's post traumatic stress syndrome. A lot of veterans hearing this stuff

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go off have a very tough time
when they're hearing this massive explosion. Now,

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those of us who haven't been around
guns, I mean, I kind

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of like the I kind of like
the the sound of fireworks. By the

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way, that's one of the reasons
you were talking yesterday, Neil. Fireworks

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are coming back. Even though drone
shows are spectacular, and you saw one,

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and what they can do with a
drone show is incredible. But you

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can't have the explosion, you can't
have the sound, you don't have the

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smell of the cordite that just overcomes
everybody. It's just fireworks are absolutely great

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in my neighborhood. It's like downtown
Bay Route around this time a year,

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so I smell all that I hear. I could sit in my backyard and

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watch them pop over the fence.
I mean they're everywhere. Yeah, one

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of the best places to see fireworks, of course Disneyland. You guys are

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Disneyland, you know, complete freaks
on July fourth. Are the fireworks particularly

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impressive or it's just their normal fireworks
show, which are incredibly impressive. That's

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a good question. I don't know
if they do something special for the fourth

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of July, but they have such
an amazing show now because not only are

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you getting the fireworks at Disneyland,
you're getting the They have this projection mapping

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that goes over all the castle and
the building and buildings and main Street.

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It's pretty impressive. Yeah, you
know, I've been trying to reach Disneyland

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because they could combine the two and
that is real fireworks as well as a

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drone show. For example, you
have the big drone outline of Mickey,

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which is, of course drones can
do. And you set off fireworks and

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you blow Mickey up up so his
head actually explodes. That is a fireworks

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demonstration. Did your parents announce that
they weren't going to hug you or did

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they just not hug you? Did
they like go, hey, I'm not

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gonna hug you. You got admit
that's a visual. Best place. One

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of the best places to see fireworks
at Disneyland is at the Anaheim White House

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because you go upstairs to the bar
and they have that They have that outdoor

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area and you can actually it's the
deck they have and you right there,

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you're seeing the fireworks over Disneyland.
It's very impressive. It's kind of neat

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every night at nine o'clock, right
yeah, ok, thereabout unless the inclement

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weather or something like that. They
used to have tinker Bell that used to

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come down from the matterhorn right well
for the Pixar Fest. It's a little

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different, but it's pretty pretty cool. Yeah. And you know the woman

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who was tinker Bell that came down, I mean she did that for like

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fifty years or so. She ended
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down and she stopped doing it because
you know, one day if she came

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down and she was dead, and
then they realized that, sure, that's

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not it. I thought you were
going to do an incontinent joke. I'm

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sort of proud of you in one
way and then on the other not so

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much. Hey, okay, so
too, let's go to Anaheim White House

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together and we'll get well, we
are going to be at Anaheim White House.

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We're gonna be there on July fourteenth
for Bastiele Day, their celebration of

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the French surrendering during World War Two. They lasted six French lasted six weeks

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when the Nazis marched in. What
let's eat up top on the balcony and

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we'll do like that lady in the
tramp with the Spaghettian meatballs and watch the

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fireworks together. Oh you and me? Oh that's a visual. In any

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case, cities, if you're going
to use fireworks in the city Orange County,

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City of la I hope you get
nailed because of the potential danger.

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And right now most cities is one
thousand dollars. Fine, you have cities

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well, like I think Corona is
raising it to a five thousand dollars fine

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when you get nailed first time out. Oh and you're a kid, all

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right. Let's say you're seventeen,
eighteen years old. Ah, big deal.

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So you get tagged and you get
a fine. I'm not going to

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pay it. I can't afford it. That stays with you work forever,

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and by the time you're old enough
to realize that this is real money,

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it's like a billion dollars because the
fine adds onto a fine, adds to

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onto a fine when you don't pay
it. All right, So the important

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thing is bill. Even if you
don't get caught, it might cost you

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an arm or a leg. Oh
yeah, remember kids, fires bad and

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explosions kill Oh there you are.
No explosions don't kill people. People kill

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people. People with explosives kill people. They certainly do. Now, great

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story, and this is entitled the
Jiggle is Up. And what is jiggling?

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Well, you've probably done it.
You've certainly seen co workers do it.

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You see this in the movies all
the time. The boss comes around

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or someone comes around, and you're
on a website you shouldn't be, and

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all of a sudden you move them
mouth so boom, it goes back,

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or you're playing a game and it
goes back to whatever website you should be

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on to work. And that's called
jiggling. And there's all kinds of technology

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and really stupid stuff. They're for
twenty bucks. There's a company that sells

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a jiggling device and it's almost like
its own Wiji board. They just move

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randomly around so you look like you're
doing some work and you're not. And

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the companies know that, and they're
getting more and more into catching you do

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that. Now. The pandemic,
of course, caused everybody to or a

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lot of people to work at home. So how do you tell who's actually

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working and even at the computer because
people jiggle and peers that they are working

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when they are not. It's really
weird, Bill. So they we use

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teams. Other people use the team
zoom, whatever you're using. There's that

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little check mark by your name,
and they can even see if you go

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to send an email to somebody,
you can see that check mark, whether

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it's green or it's red, or
it's yellow, whether somebody's active or not.

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And to think that somebody went out
of their way to get a device

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that jiggles their mouth to make it
look like so if their boss looks they

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can see they got a green check. That means they're on their computer and

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they're working. That people would go
out of their way to do this instead

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of well, just working. And
not a small number of people either.

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They're finding out and major companies are
going to get and they're buying software they

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are. The algorithms can tell people
think. And I don't know why that.

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When you're on a company server,
you can jiggle all you want.

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They know what you're looking at.
I mean when you in management, for

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example, Neil and I remember you
calling me into the office and you said,

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Bill, you are spending a lot
of time on the website Barnyard Love

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dot com. And you said you
can't do that. And at least I

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got away with it because that was
for for purposes of figuring out what I

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was going to do on the show. It was I got away with it

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because it's research for the show a
lot. You're spending a lot of time

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on German porn and working yeah,
Glasstable dot com. Yeah. So anyway,

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the point is is that they know
everything that's happening, and I gotta

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tell you their companies are coming down
Wells Fargo, for example, just picked

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up a new website or picked up
a new software company, and it's called

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I think it's called terror Mind,
and they it really literally reads what people

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are doing in the world of jiggling. And so, now what is Wells

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Fargo saying if a lot of people
do the jiggling, does that mean they're

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firing a lot of people. They're
only looking for the most egregious acts.

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They're not going after everybody. But
if you are a jiggler and jiggle a

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lot, and you're working for a
major corporation, I've got news this is

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not particularly good for you, Although
some companies are saying it really doesn't have

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to do with finding out who's jiggling
and who's not jiggling. Specifically, is

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to figure out how workloads work.
Are we giving people too much work?

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And where are they going and what
is going on that people do jiggle and

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they want to pretend they're working.
If you get inundated with the amount of

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work and you're just done and the
company is fanatic about it, oh yeah,

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so you jiggle. So let them
think you're doing some work that you're

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going on websites that appear to be
work websites, and of course you're going

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on barnyard love dot com or incidentally, if one of the wonderful things about

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the Internet is you can put any
act of any kind and put a dot

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com on it and there is a
world back there. I just want to

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say, and they know it,
they know it, and people haven't be

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caught here that, Neil, Were
people fired for that going on websites because

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you were in management and I couldn't
talk about it if they did. No,

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I'm even general were people you can't
even say that. I couldn't and

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wouldn't. But because I think you
know what happens because people is too specific?

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How about species? Are species fired? What about species love dot com?

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Well, now we go back to
uh, barnyard love dot com.

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You know what I will tell you
though, and I have a theory and

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you can try this in your your
own time, maybe not on your work

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computer. But if you type anything
in the Internet, anything in the Internet,

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as innocent as it will be two
pages in on Google, there will

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be a naked person somewhere, doesn't
matter, sure it is. For example,

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just if you google the white House
dot com right, well, it's

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a cornosite. It is a porno
site. It's what dot gov, which

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is the actual governmental whites the governmental
website. And if you google bill handle

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billhandle dot com, barnyard love comes
up immediately. So it would appear that

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I have this thing for cows,
and in fact I don't because I'm a

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It's only for research purposes. Now, as much fun as I make fun

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of that, this is real issue
and people do lose their jobs. And

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companies are doing this more and more
and more because they're finding more and more

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people. And one of these major
companies tear a mind that actually goes through

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and is hired. They have five
thousand corporate clients and they look for what's

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going on in terms of the computer
use, and they are saying that they

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found seven percent of all employees are
in fact jiggling, except they went,

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okay, our algorithm wasn't that specific. It wasn't specific and not enough,

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let's go deeper into it, and
that became eight percent. Now it seems

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pretty low, except if you've got
an employment of one hundred thousand people,

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and a lot of companies do you
know Boeing, for example, has more

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than one hundred thousand people, most
of them unscrewing doors on fuselages. That

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they have a lot of people eight
percent. Now, of course Boeing has

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manufacturing, but there are companies that
I have one hundred thousand people working on

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computers. It's a lot of people, a lot of people. Let me

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ask you this, Neil, once
again, management was jiggling ever an issue

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here at iHeart. Can you share
that as far as I know, I

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really don't know that they what they
have at corporate for that, I don't

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but and I've never heard anything personally
about that. But I imagine any corporation

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is concerned about that. But you
know, and they have access to anything.

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If they pay your phone bill,
they have access to your phone,

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okay, they you know, if
you're using their computers, their servers,

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they're any of that, they have
access to all of that. As far

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as the campus protests that are going
around the country, now we're not hearing

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too much right now, but they
continue. And this of course has to

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do with the pro Palestinian protests around
the US, because students are looking at

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this as genocide. A lot of
Palestinians are being killed, no question about

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it. They really don't want to
hear the other side the initial terrorist acts

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sort of disappeared. And the fact
that Hamas is embedding itself in civilians,

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that's not particularly important. It's the
number of civilians that are killed. And

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by the way, that is absolutely
true. Boy, you've got and Israel

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is not letting humanitarian aid in.
So what you have is this group of

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students all over the country and they're
showing up on websites. What does that

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mean the students, the Palestinian or
the pro Palestinian students. The demonstrators are

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showing up, particularly on one website
it's the Canary Mission. And what is

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the Canary Mission. Well, it
effectively says that if you are a protester

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on the Palestinian side, you are
anti Semitic. There it is direct connection.

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You go, wait a minute,
do you think people can just be

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having nothing to do with being against
Jews just being against Israel. Believe me,

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Israel is a political state, it
is a sovereign country. It happens

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to be a Jewish state. But
that's really almost incidental to the point where

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these demonstrators are not screaming about Jews, They're screaming about what's happening to the

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Palestinians now. Are there some you
bet, there are some, you bet

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you And there are all kinds of
anti Semitic moves on the campus, but

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you know, they're pretty few and
far between, nothing like what happens at

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these demonstrations, the number of students
and professors that are out there. And

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so they show up on this website, the Canary Mission, and as you

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can imagine, guess what happens.
Then everybody who argues that these protesters are

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anti Semitic, we now have their
names and we can go after them.

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And they're showing up and they're being
accused of anti Semitism. Now that doesn't

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just go away, because let's say
they're out working looking for work. The

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first thing that pops up when their
name is googled is the fact that they're

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on the Canary Mission or it's one
of the four or five things, and

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they're anti Semitic. That doesn't help
trying to get a job. No employer

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wants that accusation out there among new
employees, particularly, And so they're saying,

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wait a minute, we're not anti
Semitic. Why can't we be against

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the state of Israel and still be
okay with Jews? And they're conflating it.

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They are conflating it when I see
a protester out there who has assigned

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free Palestine and then some crap,
you know, palate free Palestine from the

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what the river to the sea,
Palestine will be free. I mean,

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I don't even know if they know
what they're talking about. Because if you're

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talking about a Palestine between the river
Jordan River and the Sea Mediterranean, right

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in the middle of that is Israel. That's the problem. If you're arguing

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that Palestine is the Jordan River all
the way to the Mediterranean, yeah that's

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a problem. But a lot don't
even know what the hell they're talking about.

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But that doesn't matter. They're not
necessarily anti Semitic. And there is

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a broad brush that is being used
here. And no one knows who's backing

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the Canary Project, the Canary Mission, it is very anonymous. No one

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knows who's running it, no one
knows who's banking out. Now, there

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are tons of organizations that are out
there and fight anti Semitism. Who would

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be there Anti Defamation League, for
example, But we know exactly who they

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are, We know exactly who runs
them, we know exactly what their donors

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are and who their donors are a
lot of transparency, not with the Canary

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Mission. So those people who I'm
angry because they're wearing that Palestinian scarf and

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cover up their face. By the
way, how many Italian restaurants are there

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where you can steal those tablecloths that
they're making into the kaffiats, I don't

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get I know there were that many
Italian restaurants out there, But the bad

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news is here. And you know
where I sit on this. I am

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completely pro Israel except for the lack
of humanitarian aid that Israel is stopping and

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the starvation that's going on. I
think Israel is handling it very very badly

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and losing and legitimately losing world support
for what they're doing. But at the

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same time, you can't conflate it. You cannot conflate it are I would

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say the fast majority of those protesters
are not particularly anti Semitic, and the

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ones that are don't understand what's going
on. They have absolutely no idea of

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what is actually happening. All they
know is there's a protest. Palestinians are

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dying, true, Palestinian children are
dying. True. They're talking about thirty

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eight thousand Palestinians who have been killed
men, women, and children, completely

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ignoring that a third of those are
Hamas militants. Is this really allowed to

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go after them? Now? Swimming
out there? Shark attacks, shark attacks,

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and they're on the rise. I
mean, it's going crazy, more

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and more of them out there.
Hey, I got news for you.

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They're not on the rise. They're
actually decreasing. The point is if anybody

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is even nibbled by a shark,
that becomes a national story. Oh another

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shark attack. Well, here's an
interesting little footnote. The vast majority of

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shark attacks, if you will,
and that's in quotes, and there's very

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few of them in twenty twenty three
sixty nine unprovoked shark attacks in the world.

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The vast majority are test bites,
where the shark gives a test byte.

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Ah, okay, that's not what
I wanted. I made a mistake

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here. And that's not the prey
I like. It's not a it's not,

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for examplely a seal that they like
a lot, and they swim in.

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The sharks swim away. The problem
with these fatal attacks is even one

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of the big sharks, you get
hit by a great white one, little

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bite from a great white could be
a very big bite and you die.

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The issue is it just makes big, big news. And what state is

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the number one state in the country
for shark attacks? Here is something you

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probably don't know. It's Nebraska has
more shark attacks than any other state,

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which is really interesting because it's land
locked. By the way, I just

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made that up. That's ludicrous.
It's Florida. Why because Florida has the

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longest has the biggest area of coastline
than any other state, and it's all

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warm and sharks don't like cold water. You go in the northern part of

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California and the Pacific Ocean, it's
okay, they get a little cold.

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They like warm water. Also,
they like close to shore, which doesn't

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help people because shark will swim up
to you in three feet of water and

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munch away. So there are some
rules about keeping sharks away, and a

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lot of them just make sense.
For example, don't wear shiny jewelry.

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Sharks like swag. Well, I
mean, they don't like swag. Per

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se like a lure, a fishing
lure. It is. I have a

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swimming buddy in the water, so
both of you get eaten. Don't swim

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at dawn or at dusk because you
have mosquitoes, the light is low.

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And I guess what shark's mistake.
Mistake you for prey. You know they're

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not the brightest things out there.
Don't enter water where there is fishing nearby.

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Why well, because that's kind of
obvious. And by the way,

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the shiny jewelry catches the sunlight and
glints and it could look like fish,

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as Neil said, allure. And
try to avoid splashing because it generates a

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sound similar to that of struggling fish
or whatever prey, because they struggle like

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crazy when there be when they are
attacked. And so here's the bottom line.

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If a shark is eating you,
just stay calm, don't splash around.

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What do you mean, don't splash
around? Who the hell was not

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going to splash around if a shark
starts eating you. No, they're saying,

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don't splash around to begin with,
because that can attract the attention of

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a shark. And I'll tell you
the number one rule, and I always

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follow because I'm very rarely gonna get
bitten by a shark. I stay out

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of the water. You want water, go swimming in a swimming pool,

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Also, the sand at the ocean, you know, goes up your rear

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end, and you know the reality
is, you know, you might as

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well just take some sandpaper and just
you know, up and down your rear

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end, and then and pour water
on your ass. And therefore you can

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simulate the ocean and you don't go
and you don't get eaten by a shark.

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I tell you, those are the
rules. I hope they helped.

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Coming up doctor Jim Keeney with some
medical news and some news just broke by

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the way, so we'll talk to
Jim. Oh no that we do that

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at eight thirty. I'm sorry.
I called the how about this? Let's

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do this? And I always talk
about how much money people need. For

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some reason, I am enthralled with
money, how it works, how we

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spend it, what we need to
save. And you know what, that's

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me. The fact is I'm enthralled
with money, having nothing to do with

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my cultural background. Yeah, way
to break the stereotype. By the way,

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