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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one, The Freak. Yeah.

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Fresh off another successful edition of the
food Court, which we tried out,

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the new restaurant Cosmics, which is
I said restaurant, the new food spot

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and drink spots, drive through takeout
so far no dine in too in America.

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Yeah right, and we have one
right down the street from us,

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which is kind of awesome and I
gotta be honest, better than I expected.

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I think. The question is is
it better than McDonald's yes breakfast,

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Yes, I thought it was.
I haven't had McDonald's breakfast in twenty years,

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but I have seen it. Yeah. See, I do McDonald's breakfast

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every couple of months. And did
you think it was better? And like

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better quality? I thought it was
very similar the little sandwich thing. I

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got sausage and cheese. But we
had those mcpops which are sort of like

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little mini donuts donut holes, like
filled doughnut holes. I mean, now,

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if you're gonna have a nice soft
doughnut hole filled with chocolate, hazel

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nut and apple, yeah, like, how are you not gonna like it?

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They were good, They were fresh
tasting and damn delicious, those savory

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hash bites there. They were better
than most breakfast hash yes options, I

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think I've had the Coffee's fine,
Let's get a okay, do you have

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the bag that it came in?
It had the receipt on, And I

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was curious what the price points were
on these things, because I'm looking at

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the menu last night when you were, excuse me, taking our order for

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a lovely, lovely delivery person,
Christina went and picked this stuff up for

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us. My guess is that probably
was about one hundred bucks. I honestly,

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I'd say, if someone gets it
within two dollars, you don't have

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to pay anything for breakfast, Okay, I would say, honestly, we

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got JJ stuff too, remember Christina
got stuffed was I'd say it's probably around

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eighty four eighty four fifty This is
my guess. I'll say sixty four dollars,

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j Jay, fifty seven. Okay, I'll take sixty dollars exactly.

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Oh wait, somebody's in. You
said fifty seven, you're right out,

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you have to pay for breakfast.
What did you say? Sixty four?

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What did you say? Eighty four
to fifty you're right out? I guess

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sixty I'm right out Kevin. That
was a free breakfast, my man,

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because it was sixty four to ninety
one? Did you guess sixty four wows

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nice work. I would have been
the next contestant on the price is right.

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Absolutely. I would have been going
up and awaiting a new car.

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But it would turn out it would
just be a new dining set, I

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know, and the next person that
I would get the new car. If

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this was the Showcase Showdown, you
would have won both Showcase. Yeah,

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bring them both. A trip and
a boat and a crappy boat you have

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to take care of and get in
shirt in a hot tub or just give

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it away hot tub. But you
get to hang out close up with Holly.

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It's never a bad thing ever.
Do you guys want to keep the

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souvenir bag from Cosmics? No,
no, we're good. You don't think

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Malcolm would like to play with that? No, No, I don't thank

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you though. Just two in America, Daddy actually limited. I think about

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be more creative, harder. Want
to give your kid this paper bag?

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just because it'll it'll give you context
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But that's uh. We talk back
in a minute. Cowboys for a

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second, Okay, And if you're
out there going on, what me say

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real quick. This happened with our
friend to mister Dak last night. An

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article dropped or a post dropped,
and it was basically a breaking news report

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when it probably shouldn't have been a
breaking news report, and it was saying

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basically that the Cowboys have a mutual
understanding that there will be no adjustment to

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the contract with Dak entering this season. Dak is on the books at fifty

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five million against the cap. That's
the second highest number in the NFL.

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They could do an extension which would
lower that number. They could do a

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restructuring which would lower that number,
but the cow was denied. They've given

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up trying to get a new deal
done before the season. Now, basically

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all that means is that you could
read into it is that the Cowboys might

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be considering moving on from Dak after
this season. It's confusing with money,

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as in the contract that he signed
last time, which has void years in

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it. It's all confusing. But
the the best I could put that is

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you could infer if you wanted to, that Dak has basically been told by

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the Cowboys, We're not gonna do
it the contract. Let's go win some

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games this year. Why is that
not breaking news? Like the way I

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read it is he'll play this year, he will be a free agent next

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year, and if he goes to
another team, the Cowboys are gonna owe

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him or owe forty million bucks on
the cap. Okay, So is that

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if the Cowboys don't decide to re
sign him at the end of this season,

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Yeah, and that money get thrown
out. Like I think Schefter wrote

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that the Cowboys at ow ninety five
million dollars and that's not true. It

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wouldn't be that much. Like here's
what I think will happen. This is

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the reason I think it's not breaking
news is not fair because it's breaking news

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for a reason for everyone out there. I just am desensitized to DAK contract

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talk because it felt like it was
the only thing I was allowed to talk

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about five years ago. And I
will just say this directly that I think

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this is all bs and that the
Cowboys and Dak are gonna do a deal

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before the season starts. I don't
think it'll happen before the draft where it

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gives you more money to work with. I don't think it will happen in

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a way that helps the team get
more players. But I think they will

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sign Dack to an extension because that
will then allow them to get Ceedee Lamb

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done, and Ceedee Lamb getting done
would allow them to get other have cap

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space. Because I think what the
Cowboys, I think they're drunk off the

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idea of trading fifth rounders for Stefan
Gilmour and Brandon Cooks. I ain't going

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to try to do that, which
roll, Oh, they haven't done anything,

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But then you get to the season, Well, they look at the

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things they did last year, and
I think that's what's on their mind.

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So I could be wrong, and
if you wanted to go deeper, and

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this is the deeper part of it. There's conspiracy web if you want to

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go down there, that is that
the Cowboys know something about the sexual assault

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allegation that we don't know. I
don't believe that personally, but who knows.

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All Right, if there's any team
organization in sports that's comfortable with having

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sexual assault allegations on their plate,
it's them, Okay. Jerry Jones said

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as much yesterday. He's out of
his words and this is a very uh

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no, no, I wouldn't even
say loose paraphrase. We know the details

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and we're comfortable with it. Yeah. And when he was asked about you

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know, how much he was involved
or knew about uh DA's pending whatever civil

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case for one hundred million dollars,
Jerry said, yeah, we know the

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details and we're comfortable with that.
So what what if the Joneses are unsure

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about you know, Dak's performance in
the playoffs and they're like, look,

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he's good, he's not great.
We want to do better. And what

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if they do I want him to
play this year and say go Option one

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would be you see what Trey Lance
has. He will be developed as your

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number two quarterback, right, here, he'll get every opportunity to win the

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backup job. Okay there. From
there you go, Okay, we'll find

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out if he has what we think
are the tools, the you know,

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the the internal clocked, the just
the headspace to be the quarterback of the

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Cowboys. We think we can determine
that in a year, and then we

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will also look for either a free
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on a quarterback in next year's draft. But you are to walk on from

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Dak you would still owe him not
forty million, but a lot next year.

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Yeah, I don't know that it's
forty uh And that's where it gets

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a little confusing with contract stuff.
I don't really knowing that. But Lance

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is also trade Nance is also a
free agent after this year, and if

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you wanted to keep him, you
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They're not going to pick up his
fifth year option pay him twenty million

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dollars. They're not doing that.
So I guess if they see something in

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practice, they're like, all right, we we believe. And he is

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was a first round, early first
round talent a couple of years ago that

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you got for the price of what
a third, fourth a fourth, and

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you get to teach him for a
couple of years the packer way kind and

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then unleash Trey Lance on the world
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paying Dak. Or you can give
Dak right now four years at one hundred

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and eighty million. So no,
it'd be too four years at two hundred

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million. Okay, I look,
I like Dak, but and you sign

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him to that deal, and then
you sit there and watch regular season success

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and regular season wins, and you
just sit there and wait until January starts

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and he plays one game that decides
if this was a good idea or not,

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because it'll just all be weigh on
can you do it in the playoffs?

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Because we know you can do it
in the regular season. And that's

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the root of the doubts of Dak. And I think the team might be

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like, you know what, he's
good, but he ain't it. There's

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a couple of things that people ask, why wouldn't because it's usually and this

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is what the Cowboys want in negotiations. They want, weirdly, a little

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bit of the public to turn on
Dak a little bit, and the question

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will come up, why won't Dak
just take a team friendly deal? Why

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won't he just do that? Hey, we don't know that, because the

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way this contract is structured could work
out in a way to where it is

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friendly for the team. B You
cannot in the NFL, especially at quarterback,

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take a team friendly deal. You
will be absolutely crucified by the players

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Association. Idiot, We're supposed to
all be making more money. You don't

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do that, and that will that
rides over taking team friendly deals, and

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it always will because it's a job, right, and it's it's it's if

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one of us, like took way
undervalue, I'm to any job took way

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undervalue to help out the company,
the rest of your teammates to be going,

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tell, what are you doing?
Now? We have to do like,

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yeah, I get it. But
the cowboys try to sell that there

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are intangible benefits and his factor in
your sleep number money and all this money,

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and they try to sell that,
and that even be true. You

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know, if I took a if
you take a lower salaried position at your

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job. But hey, we're gonna
throw a car in and these endorsements of

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this, this and this, it's
all gonna equal more in the end because

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you play here. I mean,
that's what the team trees this out,

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and there may be some truth to
that, but you're right, that's not

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really Dak's responsibility. So yeah,
I'll take all that stuff too, and

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an equitable market deal. I think
this song, this quote from Jerry could

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be a new Danny song. And
I'm not asking you to go record a

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song, Danny, trust me,
but I wrote this was a song free

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week. We almost made it.
That's Wednesday and we're panicking. You're right,

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Mike, a restructure. If they
restructure his contract now, that would

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push more dead money ahead. Right
now, as it sits, he counts

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forty million against the cap in twenty
twenty five, even if he plays for

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someone else because of the way their
contracts were, I don't really know.

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But if he signed with the Bears, I'm the Bears are gonna draft the

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number one draftick. If he signed
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he would still count forty million against
the cap in twenty twenty five, So

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not having him doesn't make a lot
of sense in my opinion at that,

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Monny, But that's me, and
I also think I'm not a fan of

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We'll see what's out there. I
mean, I think the Vikings rolling with

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Sam Darnold is going to blow up
in their face and they're gonna win four

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games this year. That's what I
think will happen. I could be wrong.

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The Cowboys over under right now with
Vegas as ten. I take the

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over on that right now. I
still think this team is a twelve and

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five type of team. But if
one of them doesn't believe that he is

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the guy, for whatever reason,
you're just extending it. If you do

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re sign him for another two hundred
million dollars in four years, it's all

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about what they believe. I guess, yes, it makes financial sense.

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I guess to ink that deal.
But also if you're like, dude,

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he's not the dude he freaks out
in the playoffs, you're not seeing what

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happened behind the scenes. You can
tell it. You can see in his

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eyes all week, and you can
see it in his helmet on Sunday.

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Yeah, it's not there when it
needs to be there. Then yeah,

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eat the forty million dollars as much
as it sucks. Yeah. Now here's

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the Jerry's quote that could be a
song. This is from three weeks ago

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to the combine, but asked about
the idea that Dak could leave after this

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year, is it I don't fear
that. No, I do not,

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because I have my mind on being
better than we were last year, and

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that's where the focus would be.
Ever, every player you got has some

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time when his contract is up.
You would walk around with the shakes if

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you feared it. You can't because
they all come up, they all can

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get hurt, they all can lose
some talent. So all of that is

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not fear. All we need to
do is see if we're going to try

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to do anything. If we're not, then we'll go another way. It's

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all confusing. Take it. You
could get the shakes fear in it.

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If you copy and paste that,
that's not even as good. Though I

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don't care. He's got better ones. But it's all all in interesting,

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all always there. The other the
note from the Cowboys world is if you

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read David Moore writes something Dallas Morning
News, he's been you know, he

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talks to Cowboys people all the time. So John ma showed at the Athletic

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that he wrote the big Dak piece. But David Moore mentioned even though McCarthy

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or the Jones has never mentioned them
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situation both brought up Dalvin Cook,
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Zimmer, who's the defensive coordinator in
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on the radar for bringing a veteran
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will draft a running back in the
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I say, this is a bad
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running back draft. Can we get
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Jonathan Brooks? Maybe hurt though so
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take human bones heel Kevin, Likely
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guy. Geez, I'm like horsebone
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But when a horse is healthy,
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What when the horse is healthy,
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the song that's horse is healthy when
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Okay, dude, my god,
who wrote this crap? Cavo cavy?

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Hey man, all right, do
something fun. I was looking at the

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talkbacks when I said those words.
Here we go. Advanced hair restoration brings

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us the talkbacks for today. So
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just saying their favorite funny movie.
We get a lot of that. Here's

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our first one today. Hey,
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and plant. I know you mentioned
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get back into my hobbies. Staying
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six on the computer was great.
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I got my faculties back so I
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I stayed up all night doing telekinetic
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But he is gonna pop a new
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says will actually give me the ability
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don't listen to all the time then
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guy that's insane? You met that
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say hey, guys, we're gonna
be like what autograph. It was a

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late start for the Stars last night
and San Jose as they beat the Shark

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six to three, White Johns have
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enough to sleep, he'd go and
score another two goals from Jason Robertson last

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night. Jamie Bence days hot and
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Stars are now in sole possession of
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games left. Let's go starss all
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first in the Central. Jim,
Jim, well done, So down be

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what's happening. I'm gonna need you
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your next movie. So if you
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be great. Okay, thanks,
Okay, Country Country Lomberg. Maybe we'll

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see I'm blown away, blown away
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greatest comedies for however long, and
no one there was no mention of any

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Jim Carrey movies. Jim Carrey whole
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or whatever he said. Yeah,
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that's got top or a Okay,
I rank ace above dumb and dumber.

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What you're a banana? They're all
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Give me the mask, Ask the
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spectacular mask. Yeah, I turned
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have the best hearing movie is the
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not down down down Red Knight's going
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ma'am, mhm. I like the
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once and I enjoyed. Fre Liar. Yeah, ohire Liar's right. Yeah.

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Kristen got big jugs. Then she
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of the best Stepbrothers scenes with no
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he can sing, and John c
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he's got the face of a baby. Wilver's gonna hear him something O love

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Lou Lou. He's almost misty eyed
listening. He's raising up face of a

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baby. It's so funny. Look
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Totally gentlemen. The time six forty
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Tim Horton's for the secret breakfast that's
coming in at food court. What do

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I win? Do I get to
come up and last? Kevin with asparagus

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tomorrow morning? Oh you lost?
Somebody? Bring in a sparagus tomorrow,

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Kevin, bring your back? You
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I did have a trivia question about
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in Canada. Tim Hortons is,
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most. But we couldn't get Tim
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to Manitoba, which I'm fine with. Yeah, why if she gets here

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by nine? But Nuggets, I
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the Kings last night and let him
know I'm about to beat his son,

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Devin Booker tonight gold map school,
Yeah, scoreboard watch tonight, Nugs and

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sons. The sons keep losing,
that'd be cool. Uh here you great

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point about the first pitch thrown out. I think it would have been awesome

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to see Dirk then Madonna are actually
maybe Aikman then Dirk, then Madonna will

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know Aikman, Dirk then Madonna is
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and then Corey seeher throws out the
last pitch. That would have been

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awesome. Okay, I gotta say
some of these, some of these are

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reading a transcription of that was awesome. Because I've got the neural link.

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I can see that what they're going
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Madonna. Oh that's why I downloaded
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the first pitch, she was just
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the first pitch. Just moody.
Uh, that's all for today. Good

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job, dude. I do want
to promote tomorrow's show because we have legends

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he own if he's in the Hall
of Fame, Tom, do your research

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research for the interview tonight, you
know, Tom, Tom Glavin at eight

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o'clock were you're having Rangers VP of
Marketing Marshall Moscado on. And I know

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that sounds that might sound boring,
but the Rangers have a wild list of

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promotional items this year. I saw
a couple of these. Yeah, shocking

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the theme nights that the Rangers are
going to have out at the ballpark this

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year. Can't believe crazy if you
thought some of the rejected food items,

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Yeah, we're crazy. Marshall Mescado
is gonna tell us and maybe they're trying

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to make it up. He sounds
familiar the Bally money. Maybe they're trying

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to make it up. And they
just lost Jordan Montgomery, but we will

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have him on to discuss first handler
what they were thinking on some of these

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nights, I might be buying some
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because of some of these promotional lives. We'll have him on at eight tomorrow

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he'll be calling in and then it's
seven tomorrow at Ultimate Rangers season preview.

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Who don't you guys on the Wyatt
train now, not the White train,

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Okay, the Wyatt train. And
we need to probably come up with some

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type of a nickname for this guy
or something. Because Rangers Opening days tomorrow

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night, Ben s Kinchun speaks.
He will be out there at the ballpark.

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But we will get you geared up
for that at seven tomorrow for JJ

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Jackson, for mike' Siroy for Kevin. Here's Danny and Mike with both of

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their signature catchphrases to send us out
two fur today, We're special. Are

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you going to quote former President George
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that one, but I'm gonna start
with this one. Okay, guys,

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you don't face your fears, you
ride them. From the trailer to the

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movie twisters that hole over there and
in the movie were reminded the George W.

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Bush told us, families are where
our nation finds hope where wings take dream

