WEBVTT 1 00:00:32.159 --> 00:00:37.320 Hey everybody. Hello, Hello, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. We 2 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:40.479 are our podcast. It's been around for over four years now. We can 3 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:43.799 say old as dirt. You know what we have. We are just shy 4 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:48.000 of four hundred episodes. Can you believe it? It is? We've put 5 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:51.479 out a lot of content and you really are a delight. We are a 6 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:57.159 delight? Are you certainly are a delight? Sometimes I'm a delight. Yeah. 7 00:00:57.200 --> 00:01:00.240 We have a lot of stuff on the show too night. First of 8 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:06.359 all, we have a guest. His name is Darren Stitton and he does 9 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:12.400 traffic with me at iHeart. But I wanted to have him in because he 10 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:19.040 has an extensive music collection. It is so huge. You're gonna be like 11 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:23.599 what. And he has a theory you know, I'm totally into aliens and 12 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.760 stuff. Just wait till you hear what he has to say. Oh, 13 00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:30.359 oh, I'm told that's why I wanted him on in the first place. 14 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:34.519 Another, Oh, I was like, Darren stopped, You're coming on our 15 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:37.719 podcast to talk about this? I can't. So he's coming. He's like 16 00:01:37.719 --> 00:01:41.879 on his way right now. He just finishes his PM traffic shift and so 17 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:45.000 after we do our host chat, we'll just have him sit in the chair 18 00:01:45.079 --> 00:01:49.519 right here and and talk to him. We have producer Brian's wild card at 19 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:53.920 the end of the show, something different every single week, and I love 20 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:59.519 it. Eric's doubled news boys are a lot of it. Oh, I 21 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:05.159 saw anything pop up on Instagram right before you walked in about the Real Housewives 22 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:10.520 all the dirty Okay, yes, okay, we have our host chats and 23 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:15.199 just so you know, we would love it if you would subscribe on YouTube 24 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:17.199 and Instagram. And you know what, we would love it if you would 25 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:23.319 just like it and share it or comment. We respond, or I should 26 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:29.159 say, I respond to every single comment that comes into Laury Kane after Dark. 27 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:30.719 We love hearing from you. Wait a minute, are you saying that 28 00:02:30.759 --> 00:02:37.599 I don't No, you just don't check our I don't social media. You're 29 00:02:37.719 --> 00:02:42.759 very diligent on that. I'm very busy traveling. And oh, yes, 30 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:46.080 darling, yes, both of us have been used traveling. We'll get to 31 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:49.319 that in just a minute, because oh my gosh, let me tell you, 32 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:53.520 oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Also, if you uh, 33 00:02:54.719 --> 00:03:00.520 you want to listen to this uh and not watch it on YouTube or Instagram. 34 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:02.199 If you want to listen to it later. You can listen on spreakers, 35 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:07.599 Spotify, Apple, Google. We're on everything iHeart. I think I 36 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:12.199 just said that. What else? What else do we need to talk about? 37 00:03:12.199 --> 00:03:14.319 Oh my god, there's so much going on there, really is. 38 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:21.080 I probably had I don't know, six hours asleep last night, which isn't 39 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:23.879 bad. I had to work tonight. I got back from somewhere last night 40 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:29.680 late, so I'm a little bit wackado. Get did you get home late? 41 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:32.879 Yes? Okay, so you're a little bit wack ado. I'll just 42 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:38.000 a little You had to work today too, I did. Anyway, we're 43 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:40.319 excited to be here. We have so much to talk about. Okay, 44 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:46.960 first let's get Let's talk about Milestone Properties and Megan Root. Let's do it. 45 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:52.319 Okay, she sent me some really interesting information. First, let's tell 46 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:57.400 her. Tell everybody who Megan Root from Milestone Properties is I would be you 47 00:03:57.439 --> 00:03:59.680 know, I would be happy to do. Would you do that for I 48 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:03.080 would absolutely would be my pleasure. Okay, I was hoping you'd say that. 49 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:08.400 Megan has been in the real estate mortgage field since nineteen ninety six. 50 00:04:08.759 --> 00:04:12.719 She is a California real estate broker, not an agent. This is a 51 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:15.319 higher license than a standard real estate agent. She is also the owner and 52 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:21.360 founder of Milestone Properties since two thousand and four. That means the buck stops 53 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:25.079 with her. It also means she has a team of agents that work with 54 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:29.639 her and can jump in anytime if needed. Since her start in nineteen ninety 55 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:31.519 six, Megan has been on all sides of the real estate market and the 56 00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:35.360 financial ups and downs. She knows how to help in all markets in all 57 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:40.399 situations. Megan, as the wife of a veteran, is as the wife 58 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:44.079 of a veteran, knows the importance of understanding military life. She is an 59 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:47.959 MRP, which is a Military Relocation Professional, an FTBS, which is a 60 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:53.279 first Time Buyer Specialist, in a CMA, which is a certified mortgage advisor. 61 00:04:53.399 --> 00:04:56.680 Now, this is some fun facts. She just told me last week. 62 00:04:56.879 --> 00:05:02.560 The lowest sale in San Diego was a hondo any guesses in Claremont six 63 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:09.439 hundred in Claremont. Uh huh is studio condo in one eight hundred thousand, 64 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:14.000 two hundred and seventy five thousand dollars studio in clare I know, right, 65 00:05:14.279 --> 00:05:17.399 was studio in Claremont for a studio? Well but still yeah, I mean 66 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:23.959 that's lower than I thought it would be the highest last week. What do 67 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:30.600 you think in San Diego County? In San Diego County, fifteen million, 68 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:34.759 four point five million. Eric wins That one eleven point five million on the 69 00:05:34.759 --> 00:05:41.399 beach in Incinnitas makes sense. The highest sale ever in San Diego was back 70 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:46.319 in two thousand and seven, twenty two million. No, it was in 71 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:50.720 Delmar. It was on the market for two years. Forty million, No, 72 00:05:54.279 --> 00:06:00.360 forty no, almost forty eight thousand, I mean forty eight million dollars. 73 00:06:00.439 --> 00:06:03.800 Sorry, forty eight million dollars. Now, this one was in del 74 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:09.519 Mar. Yes. Currently in Rancho Santa Fe, there is a home for 75 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:16.399 sale for ninety eight million dollars. That one comes with an h OA of 76 00:06:16.439 --> 00:06:20.360 one hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars a year. Boil Boil boy. So 77 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:26.519 she deals with all spectrums, the whole spectrum, low to high. So 78 00:06:26.639 --> 00:06:30.759 Megan, what is her phone number? Her phone number is six one nine 79 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:36.839 six five four six nine eight zero and you can email her at Megan m 80 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:44.120 eg A n at Milestone Properties CA dot com. Milestone Properties helping California plant 81 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:48.439 roots for almost thirty years. I love saying I love Megan root and I 82 00:06:48.519 --> 00:06:56.240 also love Loroya Cosmetic you really do. I'm really I love all the people 83 00:06:56.279 --> 00:07:00.000 that are there. I love the integrity of the people that work there, 84 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:03.279 the surgeons, the people even at the front desk is the people who inject 85 00:07:03.279 --> 00:07:09.360 the boatox like everybody, the Medspa, the whole surgery center. And here's 86 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:18.959 more about La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center. Hie. 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Okay, thank you Lajoia Cosmetic Surgery Center and Medspaugh and 95 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:07.439 Megan Rout with Milestone properties, Okay, it's time for my host chat. 96 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:11.680 I did something that I didn't tell I don't even know if I told you. 97 00:08:13.519 --> 00:08:18.040 I don't know if I told producer Brian. But why would you tell 98 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:20.439 me if you hadn't told him. Well, I don't know if I told 99 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:24.800 you, guys or not. But at the last minute, I was invited 100 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:31.840 somewhere that I've never been, and I was I got to go Wednesday, 101 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:37.279 and I got back last night late, and it was with a group of 102 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:48.720 five people. The trip was paid for. Laura Kane went to Cabo San 103 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:54.240 Lucas. Thank you very much. That's vacation. Well, you know what, 104 00:08:56.039 --> 00:09:01.039 Cabbo is very cool, very beautiful. We stayed in the downtown area 105 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:07.840 and it's near the marinas, so everything is kind of when you stay in 106 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:13.240 those all inclusive resorts, those are like fifteen minutes away from downtown, thirty 107 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:16.919 minutes away from downtown, so you are in a very safe space right on 108 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:22.679 the private beach or whatever. I'm not kidding walking down the street downtown near 109 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:28.840 squid Row or Senior Frogs. If I was asked twenty times if I wanted 110 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:33.720 cocaine, that was probably the least amount of times I can tell you that 111 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:37.360 not once on my trip was I asked if I wanted cocaine. You did 112 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:41.840 not have a good trip. Clearly I had a question, did you see 113 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:43.879 what do you want? I can get you anything. Oh my god, 114 00:09:45.000 --> 00:09:48.799 I'm not kidding. It's gotten really bad down It's only downtown and that's of 115 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:54.799 course where we were, where we were staying. But how did I come 116 00:09:54.799 --> 00:10:01.200 back from Cabo more pale? I went to Babo, probably because I had 117 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:05.639 a spray tan and it washed off. And then of course I used sunscreen, 118 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:09.879 so I got no color whatsoever. Good girl there. My work wife 119 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:11.639 is, see you use sunscreen. That's good? So did I a true 120 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:15.679 because you know what, at this age, all I do is get spots. 121 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:18.720 We don't want. We don't want to look like Dalmatians on the show 122 00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:20.840 in like four more years. No, no, no, And the people 123 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.960 at Looie Cosmetic would have a fit if they knew or wasn't wearing sunse It 124 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:28.480 would be so mad. But it was a lot of fun. Like I 125 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:31.759 said, it was all paid for. The hotel was, it was nice, 126 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:37.919 it was downtown. I got to just sit in warm clear water and 127 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:41.480 just float around, and that's all I wanted to do. I just wanted 128 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:46.039 to sit in warm ocean water, and I did. And did you know 129 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:50.840 that at the very end of the Baja Peninsula, the Sea of Cortez meets 130 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:54.840 the Pacific Ocean right there at the point. So we took a boat. 131 00:10:56.679 --> 00:10:58.399 We were on the Sea of Cortez, which is warm and kind of more 132 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:03.399 calm, and then we went around the corner of these rocks and then the 133 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:07.799 waves were huge and it was a lot colder. It's where the two oceans. 134 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.360 Meat. Isn't that meat? Really cool? Oh? So that's where 135 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:13.240 like the arches. Have you ever seen the arch? Cabo arch? Yeah? 136 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:20.039 Whatever, Anyway, it was super fun and we recorded some shows last 137 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:24.759 week, so you didn't miss anything. You had two new shows you did. 138 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:30.320 But Eric was also on vacation. I was you were gone quite a 139 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:33.440 while. I was gone two weeks. And where did you go? I 140 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:39.039 went to Washington and the highlight of my trip so after I talk about the 141 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:41.919 Adams Prague House, which was if you get to Port Towns in Washington, 142 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:48.960 it's a it's a Victorian house and there's so much history to it. It 143 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:54.279 was amazing. And our hosts Zenia and Joseph were incredible. We had the 144 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:58.080 best time with them, Like we were planning on getting up early. It's 145 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:05.120 they have the most amazing breakfast. Okay okay okay, And the breakfast were 146 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:11.000 so good and they make them theirselves. It's like nothing I've ever had before. 147 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:15.159 It was delicious. We had the whole place to ourselves because they have 148 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:18.120 like it's i think it's called the Wooden Boat Festival, and it was just 149 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:24.679 ending when we got there, so there was only three rooms at this bed 150 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:31.000 and breakfast, and we had the whole floor to ourselves because we were the 151 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:35.960 only everybody else and checked out and we were checking in. So they gave 152 00:12:37.039 --> 00:12:41.960 us all this history of the house and it was just amazing and they were 153 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:46.240 the best hosts. They gave us great recommendations for food and places to go 154 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:52.360 and history and everything. So they were amazing. If you get a chance, 155 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:58.759 I'll post the link to their website on my social media. So if 156 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:03.360 you're ever up in Port Towns and it's the cutest little city, is this 157 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:07.480 worth visiting that? Oh town? Yes, just to go to this place 158 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:11.600 like a little getaway. Oh yeah, it is so beautiful. Is there 159 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:16.440 a chance of coming back with Montezuma's revenge, like I did, and somebody 160 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:18.039 else did, and somebody else did. Do you know what that is? 161 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:24.279 Yes, you drink the water down there. It doesn't matter if it's like 162 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:26.519 it's just in the air. It's in the ice that you have in your 163 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:33.720 Coke's. Uh, it's the beans that flies the accidentally landed on. It's 164 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:37.840 a you know it just it's just eating different food that you're used to. 165 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:41.399 I had no Montezuma's revenge. Oh I got somebody that was on the trip 166 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:48.519 head at the entire gross time, so keeps stopping and when you're on a 167 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:54.279 boat, oh not so like the plane from like New York to Brussels where 168 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:58.159 somebody had explosive diarrhea all the way down to see that, Oh so bad? 169 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:01.679 Can you imagine being that guy? So I don't eat before a flight. 170 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:05.360 That's what when we got on the plane. That's the person that had 171 00:14:05.399 --> 00:14:09.159 it the worst. Was worried about this. Oh yeah, because I said, 172 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:13.320 should have taken a video. I had my camera ready, but I 173 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:18.480 can you imagine it leaking out of your bields onto the floor and have the 174 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:22.919 plane have to turn around because of something you came out of you. I 175 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:26.840 would never fly again. I would never leave my house. Oh my god, 176 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:28.879 let's be honest. You probably shoot yourself. Oh my god, Oh 177 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:33.399 my gosh. I mean it was, and it was. They had to 178 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:37.559 completely going with hazmad suits and clean that plane and oh what a pain in 179 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:41.919 the butt. But anyway, so that's cool. So anyway, thank you 180 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:45.799 Zenia and Joseph. You guys were amazing. They were so much fun and 181 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:48.200 so nice. I would totally go back. It's called the Adams Prague House. 182 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:52.000 I loved it. I highly recommend it. It's a great little getaway. 183 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:56.480 It was so charming. They recommended a restaurant down there called the Fountain 184 00:14:56.519 --> 00:15:01.960 Cafe and U in poor Townsend. It's right down the hill from the bed 185 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:07.120 and Breakfast. Is there water near. This town is surrounded by water. 186 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:13.080 Good beautiful and there's parks, little theaters, so much to do. And 187 00:15:13.039 --> 00:15:20.080 I met with Lindsay and Janana. I think her name was God I haven't 188 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:22.720 written down and I left it at home, but I remember Lindsay and they 189 00:15:22.759 --> 00:15:28.519 were two of the best women. They were. All these women that we 190 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:35.799 met our tip were amazing. They were so cool and we just had so 191 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:39.360 much fun. Just talking to them. Did you watch anything, by the 192 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:43.039 way while you were on vacation on TV? No? I didn't have time, 193 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:46.120 But I do have something to talk to you about. Can I just 194 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:50.919 say two shows real quick? Yes, before we get to your Double D's, 195 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:54.039 because we have to hurry things along because we haven't. I know. 196 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:56.840 I'm gonna do my Double D's after he comes off. Oh okay, well 197 00:15:56.879 --> 00:16:03.559 after dark, that's right, that's right. What two words? Okay? 198 00:16:03.559 --> 00:16:10.200 Oh? Okay? First of all, dear child, Oh is that good? 199 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:17.639 I saw The Holy Mother of Good. It's six episodes. There are 200 00:16:17.720 --> 00:16:22.279 about an hour each. Okay, it's not an easy watch, but it 201 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:27.480 is so good. It is very suspenseful, and it takes twists and turns, 202 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:33.080 and it's dubbed over in English. I think it's German. Maybe I 203 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:36.799 don't really know the language. And it's not that bad because you know, 204 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:41.919 sometimes it's you can obviously tell, like the voice, and it's unwatchable. 205 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:47.320 This is watchable, okay. And then Red Rose also on Netflix? Oh 206 00:16:47.360 --> 00:16:49.440 Red Rose? Okay? Can't you have to watch the movie called The Tutor? 207 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:53.200 Okay? I just watched it the other night when I got home. 208 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:57.679 It was on Netflix. Yes, okay, Red Rose, okay. So 209 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:03.840 oh, and then I went to visit Lake Crescent. So here's where my 210 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:07.920 story gets dicey. So we went from port Townsend up to Lake Crescent. 211 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:17.319 And Lake Crescent looks like the the lake in Italy, Lake Como. It's 212 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:21.319 so beautiful. It used to be a glacier. It's like seven hundred feet 213 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:26.319 deep. You can see the water for it's so clear and it's so blue. 214 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:27.880 I think I sent you a picture of it. Yes, you did. 215 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:30.799 It's amazing. So they had this place that you can hike and dive 216 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:33.480 off of and stuff called the Devil's Punty. Were you camping? No, 217 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:37.319 I don't camp. It looked like a camping photo. No, I was 218 00:17:37.359 --> 00:17:41.319 outside, but no. So we liked it so much that we decided after 219 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:45.839 we left the Adams brog House that we were going to go stay and night 220 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:52.759 there. So the main lodge, which is a historical landmark, was full 221 00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:55.400 till the end of the season because they closed down at the end of December 222 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:59.480 and then they reopened in April. But they said our sister property, which 223 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:03.880 was right around the corner, that was still on the lake, I still 224 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:06.920 had a couple of rooms, so I looked. I was like, oh, 225 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:08.920 they have one that was an A frame. It is very rustic, 226 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:15.640 but it had a kitchen, had you know, broom, had had back 227 00:18:15.759 --> 00:18:19.400 patio with chairs and the table and everything right on the lake. So I 228 00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:22.640 was like, great, So I book it. Next day, we get 229 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:26.359 there at four o'clock, pull up. We have a parking spot right next 230 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:29.039 to the A frame. I go to put the key in the door and 231 00:18:29.079 --> 00:18:33.079 the door just opens and I'm like before I even put the key in it 232 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:37.440 and I'm like okay. So I walk in and I'm like hello, Nobody 233 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:42.200 answers. So I go to the back and look out the window and it's 234 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:47.160 all windows, and I see the table with a bunch of crap on it, 235 00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:49.559 and I'm like, what is this. So I'm already at this point 236 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:53.759 wishing I was back at the Adams prock Outs where everything was super clean. 237 00:18:53.799 --> 00:18:57.039 I look in the kitchen. There was the trash can from the bathroom in 238 00:18:57.039 --> 00:19:00.279 the trash can, the kitchen overflowing with trash. There were stains on the 239 00:19:00.279 --> 00:19:03.359 floor. I was like, okay, this is not what I signed up 240 00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:11.160 for. So then I see all this confetti on the floor and like somebody 241 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:15.400 had a confetti gun and they shot it and I look up and the ceilings 242 00:19:15.400 --> 00:19:22.440 are like eighteen feet high or something. There's all this confetti in cobwebs. 243 00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:26.880 Oh, And I'm all, oh, no, no, no, no, 244 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:30.359 no, no, no, no, this is not so. I 245 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:37.920 have all my stuff stacked on a table by the door, ready to go. 246 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:41.799 So I start looking at that. Now I start to get nitpicky. 247 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:45.960 So I start looking at the linens and they're filthy, like the pillow looked 248 00:19:45.960 --> 00:19:51.200 like somebody had drooled on it, like the pillow case. And I'm all, 249 00:19:51.599 --> 00:19:55.599 so we go look in the bathroom. The towels are filthy and they're 250 00:19:55.599 --> 00:20:00.440 super and I'm like, uh so I called down and everybody at that works 251 00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:03.759 at this resort is like ten years old, Like it's just a bunch of 252 00:20:03.839 --> 00:20:07.000 kids working there for you know. So the girl comes over and I'm all, 253 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:11.839 hey, this is really really gross. Can we get new towels and 254 00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:14.839 linens and stuff like that? And she's like yeah. And I was like, 255 00:20:14.839 --> 00:20:21.319 can somebody dump the trash? Like, can somebody get the freaking cobwebs 256 00:20:21.359 --> 00:20:23.359 out of here? Like I was like, I didn't have this problem at 257 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:30.119 the Adams Prog House. It was clean and tidy. So I was like, 258 00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:34.039 so the girl brings all this stuff. We go on a hike, 259 00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:40.160 and in the middle of the as we're kind of ending the hike, I 260 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:44.720 realized that I have to poop like a race horse. I'm all, oh, 261 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:48.880 my god, was an unexpected to a surprise. So of course it 262 00:20:48.920 --> 00:20:52.039 always comes back to poop. Yes, So we get back, I go 263 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.000 into the bathroom, sit down, and I'm face to face with a huge 264 00:20:56.079 --> 00:21:02.640 black widow in a way, and I'm all, oh, no, do 265 00:21:02.680 --> 00:21:07.480 you want to hear something scarier than that? Real quick. I didn't poop 266 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:11.559 the entire time I was on vacation, not one time, what from Wednesday 267 00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:17.160 to Sunday. That's all I'm saying. I don't poop on vacation. Continue. 268 00:21:17.240 --> 00:21:19.680 I saw a trashler this week, though, Oh so did I. 269 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:22.759 Outside my door, you saw tarantula. He saw a black widow. Oh 270 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:27.160 no, I didn't just see a black widow. As I was like, 271 00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:32.559 oh my gosh, and I brought my handback, I hit a web and 272 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:37.440 there is a web under the sink containing a daddy long legs. Those guys 273 00:21:37.440 --> 00:21:40.319 are nice, No, they're not. They're they're a spider. I don't 274 00:21:40.359 --> 00:21:44.519 care. It will bite me and I'm actually a spider. They're awful. 275 00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:51.000 I immediately start to sweat and panic, and I am trying to find the 276 00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:56.119 toilet paper and I look back and sitting behind the toilet is another huge, 277 00:21:56.680 --> 00:22:00.559 hairy spider. I'm not kidding. It's probably that thing. So what did 278 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:03.039 you do? Did you stay? I screamed my head off, and as 279 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:08.359 I jumped up, I looked in the shower and in the corner was a 280 00:22:08.400 --> 00:22:14.519 tarantula, and I was like, I am getting the f out of here. 281 00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:19.160 So at this point, the office is closed, so I can't. 282 00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:22.119 There's nowhere to go. So it's like, do you want to sleep in 283 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:26.440 the car? And I'm all no, I come. I change and I'm 284 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:32.119 in full I never sleep with clothes on, right, I'm in full sweats 285 00:22:32.119 --> 00:22:37.759 full sweatshirt with the like the hood, big socks over my sweatpants. And 286 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.119 I slept like that the whole night. And I was like, as soon 287 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:45.880 as the sun comes up, we are out of here. But oh God, 288 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:51.400 when I turned the keys in, oh someone got a refund. Someone 289 00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:56.079 the entire stay was comped. I how long did it take? How many 290 00:22:56.119 --> 00:22:59.480 words do you use? Strong words? Nice words. All I had to 291 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:03.160 do was some pictures. Oh wow, and they refunded the entire Was it 292 00:23:03.279 --> 00:23:07.000 worth all the trouble? Yes, it was so beautiful and I had such 293 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:10.920 a good time. But the best part was when I was when I called 294 00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:14.160 back because I noticed it hadn't been refunded in my card. This woman answers 295 00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:15.799 and she's like, yeah, the manager is doing it. She's like, 296 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:18.519 I'm the other manager. Is there a reason that we refunded your stay? 297 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:22.480 An I'm all yeah, the room was filthy and it was full of spiders 298 00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:26.279 and she goes, Fyidar, you're in the middle of a forest, they'll 299 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:29.160 be spiders And I said, yes, I know that, darling, but 300 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:36.200 the spiders should be outside, not dangling in Webb's inside. Oh my god, 301 00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:38.880 So just give me my f and money real quick. We have to 302 00:23:38.920 --> 00:23:45.079 have a hard stop at seven seven? Oh no, why the computer? 303 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:53.839 Yeah? Oh no? Really? Yeah? Okay, what time is it? 304 00:23:53.880 --> 00:24:00.119 So is there a way to stop it? Really? And okay, 305 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:04.240 all right, okay, I'm done, but we have our guest on, 306 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:07.559 Darren and it's going to be longer than that. So what I want to 307 00:24:07.599 --> 00:24:11.440 do? Okay? So what we so? Well, how long is it 308 00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:14.079 going to take for the reboot. I don't know, Probably only a couple 309 00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:19.640 of minutes. Okay, Well, let's save Darren Stinton until Thursday's episode because 310 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:23.599 I want to speak to him longer than than almost less. Okay, so 311 00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:27.000 this is what I'll do. I'll do the double D Double D and then 312 00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:30.079 we'll be done with tonight's episode. Okay, and then all right, So 313 00:24:30.480 --> 00:24:37.920 thank you Zenian, Joseph, Thank you, Lindsay and Jananya. I know 314 00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:40.440 I'm screening that up. You know who you are at the Found Cafe. 315 00:24:40.559 --> 00:24:41.799 Thank you. I had such a good time. Oh and then I gotta 316 00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:45.720 tell you about my TSA thing. You're shit? Oh my god, it 317 00:24:45.759 --> 00:24:49.160 was. It was so scary. Wait, maybe we should do that the 318 00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:52.680 next episode. We gotta get to the double D. Yeah, I'm gonna 319 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:57.599 do the double d's now music I computer stuff is so frustrating, lame, 320 00:24:57.720 --> 00:25:03.240 it's so lame. A my god, I saw something as I was scrolling 321 00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:07.519 through Instagram just before you got here. Oh my god, I'm sure you 322 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:11.119 have it. Oh all right, well let's just start there. Then. 323 00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:17.759 Are we talking about missed Shannon Badour? Storms say? Oh boy, she 324 00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:22.200 is in a lot of hot. Now this is not hilarious, but how 325 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:26.680 she went about it is ridiculous. So Shannon storms Badour from Real Housewives of 326 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:32.039 the OC was arrested for a d Y and a hit and run. She 327 00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:37.799 drove her car into a new porch beach home and clipped the property. So 328 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:41.119 had she drove into the house, she probably would have killed somebody because people 329 00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:45.200 were home. Okay. She then drove off and parked on a side street, 330 00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:48.079 got out of her car with her dog, where she acted like she 331 00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:52.519 was taking a walk. Now the owner had called the or somebody had called 332 00:25:52.559 --> 00:26:00.640 the police, so they found her and she was the The police allegedly said 333 00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:11.359 she acted appeared wasted, and she was booked on two misdemeanors only yes, 334 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:17.880 she's so apparently a hit and run as a misdemeanor and driving while intoxicated as 335 00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:22.680 a misdemeanor two and those both don't make me. She was released. But 336 00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:30.000 here's the kicker. So they've already finished shooting and they finished the reunion, 337 00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:34.480 so you know she's locked in for next season because she's gonna have a total 338 00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:41.680 storyline. So is the Gina who remember had a dui and Shannon was always 339 00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:44.799 saying, oh, I rescued her and blah blah blah blah blah, and 340 00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:48.279 I prevented her kids from being taken away. So you know, those two 341 00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:52.000 are locked in for next season. He's Vicky locked in? Is Tamra locked 342 00:26:52.039 --> 00:26:59.160 in? I'm sure task the chick that was Mary is married to the plastic 343 00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:02.599 search other. Yeah, I'm so over hurt. I'm over right, I 344 00:27:02.599 --> 00:27:06.440 don't care. Yeah. So, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunas resigned from the 345 00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:11.640 anti sex abuse organization they co founded because they defended Danny Masterson, who was 346 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:15.680 just sentenced to thirty years for free FOD. That was major. That was 347 00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:21.559 a bad move, very bad, very bad. And you know about Russell 348 00:27:22.119 --> 00:27:26.240 Yes, Russell Brand. So yeah, Russell Brand. Four women have accused 349 00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:30.640 him of sexual assault between twenty six and twenty thirteen. He said everything he 350 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:36.200 did was consensual and he has evidence to refute their claim. I'm actually really 351 00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:37.839 curious to see how that comes out because he's always been very open that he 352 00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:41.720 was a sex addict. Back. Yeah, so went the therapy, but 353 00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:45.160 he should just come out and say, hey, that was me then, 354 00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.319 oh this is what I did. Well, that's no. He has been 355 00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:52.359 very open about that for a while. Now he's claiming this is a targeted 356 00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:56.000 attack on him. Oh oh really, I don't very anti establishment now, 357 00:27:56.039 --> 00:28:00.440 so yeah, I don't, especially media. We'll see what about this Ash 358 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:03.720 and Cusher and Mila Kunas thing? Is this is this that all? Is 359 00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:08.039 this not all fishy? Well, it's just weird because they sent like the 360 00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:17.039 dude like drugged and raped several women and I'm allegedly, but he was convicted 361 00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:21.079 for thirty years and now they're like writing st of the judge to be like, 362 00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:22.680 oh he's when we worked with him, he was a decent guy. 363 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:29.200 I mean, it's pretty really, it's incredibly common for they that those scientologists 364 00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:32.799 are doing like backflots. They're probably like, holy crap, what are we 365 00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:37.720 gonna do. Hugh Jackman and his wife Debra Lee Furnace are divorcing after twenty 366 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:42.000 seven years in marriage. If they said in a quote, our journey now 367 00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:47.680 is shifting. We have decided to separate to pursue our individual growth. I 368 00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:51.519 would bet that we will see Hugh Jackman on a gay pride float in New 369 00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:53.720 York City? Do you think? So? Oh? Really? Come on? 370 00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:57.440 Well? And then his people were being really mean to his wife because 371 00:28:57.480 --> 00:29:02.359 she gained weight over the years and people were being kind, they were kind 372 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:06.720 of vicious toward her about Yeah, her journeys, her upcoming journey is a 373 00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:10.440 fitness journey. Yeah, she's gonna watch she's gonna get super skinny and hot, 374 00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:15.480 and he's gonna go gay. Oh for allegedly allegedly Yeah, I mean, 375 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:18.960 I would not be shocked at all. Drake used a picture of halle 376 00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:21.839 Berry to promote his new single, even though she asked him not to. 377 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:25.160 She says, quote, why asked me if you attended to what you want 378 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.559 to do? That was aft up. Not too many people like Drake right 379 00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:30.759 now. I kind of respect him for that, though he shouldn't have done 380 00:29:30.799 --> 00:29:33.480 it, But it's funny. My daughter says, Drake is not cool an 381 00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:37.559 He's not, but that was funny. Marion Morris, who's a country singer, 382 00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:40.880 says she's walking away from country music, or at least apart. She 383 00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:45.920 sees us toxic. She thinks there's a hypermasculine branch of country now that's attracted 384 00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:49.319 a lot of sexist and race racists, and says songs like Try That in 385 00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:52.640 a small town have pushed her away. I have never heard of that song. 386 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:56.440 I just want to point out that's always what country has been though, 387 00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.599 Like that's literally what country is for. Yeah, she be mad with it, 388 00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:02.680 but like, yeah, I can't pretend like you weren't part of that 389 00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:07.319 for yours exactly. Princess Diana's sheep sweater? Do you remember that the red 390 00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:11.319 sweater with the white sheep on it sold for a record breaking one point one 391 00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:15.240 million dollars? I can I get it? I get it. It would 392 00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:21.599 be cool to own something from her to die. Kim Zulziak and Kroy Bierman, 393 00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:26.759 another housewife of Atlanta. Their home is in pre foreclosure again. They 394 00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:33.119 are both selling personal items online, like she's selling all of her shoes, 395 00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:37.799 Like she's doing what I did on posh Mark exactly. So you were a 396 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:41.759 pioneer, by the way, who is Yeah, Drew Barrymore will not be 397 00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.480 returning to work amid the writers strike. She came out and said, I 398 00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:51.160 made a huge air like I respect everybody, blah blah blah. Okay, 399 00:30:52.680 --> 00:31:00.799 did you? Oh God? Kanye West and Bianca Sensory are they mayor allegedly 400 00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:06.440 Okay, but somebody needs to go in and get this girl out of this 401 00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:11.359 Kanye West cult like this is crazy. So on a visit to Berlin for 402 00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:15.960 an art exhibit, she wore a completely see through outfit with the boobs. 403 00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:19.680 The part over the boobs cut out, so the boobs were just nipples hanging 404 00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:26.640 out, nipples to the wind. Soon nipples will be fine. I could 405 00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:32.680 not go anywhere with my crotch hanging out. Look at where fashion has come 406 00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:36.440 from. Like we couldn't even show ankles back in the day to nail. 407 00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:41.119 We can show just about everything. I think the social stigma will change. 408 00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:45.000 I don't think the laws regarding it will change, though, because there was 409 00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:47.680 never a law against showing ankle. That was just the social thing. So 410 00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:52.079 I don't think the laws will change. Maybe I should go to Balbo Park 411 00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:56.440 and go to one of the art art museums and just not wear pants and 412 00:31:56.559 --> 00:32:00.279 see what happens. I don't think one single thing will happen. I don't 413 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:04.480 think anybody would even bat at all. I think so they are Also Kanye 414 00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:08.960 and Bianca are band for Life from Venice uh from the water Taxis because she 415 00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:12.880 went down on him in one of the taxis. It was caught on video. 416 00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:16.960 Yeah, it's caught on video shero super classic, well but kinda. 417 00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:23.319 It was on the invented what okay? Uh Britney Spears X. Jason Alexander 418 00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:28.480 was booted from a gym where he allegedly stocked a woman. Are we shocked? 419 00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:32.319 No, Pamela Anderson is done wearing makeup. Quote, it's better for 420 00:32:32.359 --> 00:32:37.640 me when you look like her. Who cares? She looks sweet and and 421 00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:40.319 pretty with she is so pretty. Now I've met her, and she's got 422 00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:43.720 a lot of freckles. When she doesn't wear makeup, that's cute. So 423 00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:46.400 yeah, her, she's got a lot of freckles, but she's so beautiful. 424 00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:54.319 Joe Mangina Elo is dating actress Kitlin O'Connor amid the Sophia. Nothing like 425 00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:59.000 waiting for the ink to dry. So maybe he was cheating on her. 426 00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:07.359 I mean as fast. That's a last but not least. This is just 427 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:09.839 the gift that keeps on giving. I can't. I normally don't talk about 428 00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:15.640 politics, but this. Have you seen the Lauren Bobert thing? No, 429 00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:19.160 I don't know what she's that's hilarious. Oh my god. So if you 430 00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:23.440 don't know who she is, she's saying she's a Republican she's on the in 431 00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:30.359 the Senate. In the Yeah, she's in the House represent the House of 432 00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:36.559 Representatives. She's crazy. So she wanted drag shows band so that kids, 433 00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:39.599 especially military kids, wouldn't be subjected to him. She didn't want she didn't 434 00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:44.119 want kids to be aloud in drag shows. Yes, exactly. So she 435 00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:50.559 was kicked out of the Beetlejuice performance in Colorado over vaping taking selfies with a 436 00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:54.359 flash during the performance, this same woman, yes, dancing and waving her 437 00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:59.519 arms and singing. They the woman behind her was pregnant, so she kept 438 00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:01.119 saying, hey, you can't vap in here, like I'm pregnant, and 439 00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:06.079 she just kept doing it. So then twice security came. The second time 440 00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:09.960 they came, they escorted them out, where she proceeded. Lauren Bobert proceeded 441 00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:13.440 to flip everybody off and say, I'm going to have you all fired. 442 00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:17.679 So then she tried to double down and say, well, I wasn't vaping, 443 00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:22.480 it was the it was the fog from the performance, and they're like, 444 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:27.000 well, there's cameras, but this is the best part. The guy 445 00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:36.719 she was with is a bar owner in Colorado and he hosts drag shows and 446 00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:39.679 best part they were groping. They were groping each other. He was grabbing 447 00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:44.280 her knockers and she was giving them an over the pants like handy Jake. 448 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:49.639 So this is this is just like the gift that keeps on get. I 449 00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:54.639 mean, it is absolutely hilarious. So there's mine. Okay, politics, 450 00:34:54.639 --> 00:35:00.320 it's just hilarious. Okay, coming up on our next show because apparently my 451 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:04.960 computer is gonna reboot, but we have Darren Edwards or Sinton. What do 452 00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:07.679 you I don't know what you'll go by? Okay, We're gonna go by 453 00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:14.920 Darren Edwards. He works with me at t tw and network and also iHeart 454 00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:20.000 he does all that. You hear his voice all on all the radio stations 455 00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:23.000 in San Diego, especially Cogo in the morning in the afternoon. But he 456 00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:31.360 also has a very very very extensive music collection and his knowledge about music is 457 00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:37.119 crazy awesome. And he has a theory about something that you guys are going 458 00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:39.519 to freak out about. That's gonna be on Thursday's episode. Darren's going to 459 00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:44.239 be our special guest and we have to go because my computer is gonna reboot. 460 00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:47.199 Bye, we love you so much. Sorry this was touched so short. 461 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:52.800 Dang it. Computers. On that note, love your podcast, your 462 00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:54.280 podcast, Love you buy sweet babies, ye.