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Ecoday radio program. I'll tell you
what I don't enjoy, and I am

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so glad the weekend is upon us. I don't enjoy literally every morning this

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week, the following the initial morning
where I'm like, I'm sorry you murdered

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Batman, I have woken up to
stories about some other element of this game.

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Ross are you are you? Are
you clicking when you see stuff or

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you at least scanning stuff on Twitter
when you see the various things in this

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game. Obviously Batman being killed was
a spoiler. I've seen a bunch.

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Did you see the Lex Luthor one? I've not. Oh, okay,

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all right, everybody, Just so
everybody knows who Lex Luthor is, right,

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it's Mark Zuckerberg or Jesse Eisenberg or
whatever in the modern but you know,

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Lex Luthor has been the arch nemesis
of Superman, going back to I

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want to say, within the first
like five Superman comics or something. He

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is the OG. And you know, back in the day, he was

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portrayed as a like a military junta
kind of militia dude, and he only

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gradually years later they kind of reinvented
him into this corporate thing. That's it.

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That's the short story, and then
he is you know, he's portrayed

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as the smartest human out there but
also the meanest and most ruthless and okay,

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all right, so apparently there's a
scene where Lex Luthor talks about things

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that are important to him, and
in the in the video game, his

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character is actually, even though he
tried to kill her for a very long

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time, Lex Luthor, in his
uh is going on a diatribe because he's

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decided that he's going to use his
powers to solve toxic masculinity. I'm sorry,

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what do you laughing? Dude?
This guy's evil man like, he

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wants to take over the world,
rightly, he wants to destroy Superman,

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not just the world everything. Remember, so he's remember Lex Luthor essentially partnered

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with the Multiverse lady, who's portrayed
as kind of the person who built the

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multiverse on the DC side, and
basically he wanted to partner to take over

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everything, not just the world.
Everything is Superman supposed to be symbolic here

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of toxic masculinity, because I don't
see that or just in general, just

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in general he wants to and in
fact he actually it's it's it's less that

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he's going to he's gonna put the
finishing touches on it. But he is.

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He is praising wonder Woman and the
Amazons for having solved toxic masculinity.

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He's like Mark Cuban or something.
I don't know what the hell's going on

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in here. Yeah. In the
Suicide Squad killed the Justice League game.

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The in game, if you go
the in game profile for wonder Woman,

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you'll find a that Lex Luthor,
as it's describing her and her journey,

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is a great admirer of Wonder Woman
and the Amazonians over the fact that the

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toxic masculinity doesn't exist within the Amazon
side society of I can ever pronounce it

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them scarier or whatever it is,
which is a passion of his. Is

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a corporate leader. He wants to
make sure there's no toxic masculinity. Admittedly,

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I don't read the comic books,
but I shouldn't say that I've read

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Superman comic books before. I'm not
like every week, but I off the

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top of my head and somebody can
correct me. Didn't dude basically kidnap all

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the female relatives of Superman at some
point and torture them, including his mother

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or Lex Luthor do that? I
mean that was that was one he made

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a Lois Lane sex stall or sexpot. I don't know. I feel like

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that would be seen as a rather
aggressive move. But it does have guns

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for hands, which raises a lot
of questions. Like we've talked over the

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years when they've introduced some some interesting
little versions of robot companions, right like,

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hey, what if we what if
it quotes philosophy? I think Ross

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that was your favorite, right,
you wanted to know that he was the

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one that would quote Niche Yeah,
yeah, yeah. So you're like getting

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it, You're getting it on and
it's like did you know God is dead?

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Like wait what? Oh? Man's
like why are you stopping? You're

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like, you don't understand human physiology? Psycho? Yeah? And then what

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was it? Then they had one
that said no, right, that was

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someone that would get a headache.
Yeah, I have a headache. Oh.

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They decided they wanted to give one
a menstrual cycle. I remember that.

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Well the other way, this sounds
like, like you said, it's

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much more of a Jesse Eisenberg Lex
Luthor as opposed to who else has played

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him? Gene Hackman? Right,
gee, absolutely legend. And then what's

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his face? What can I think
of him? No, but he was

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originally found not guilty of all those
sex crimes. Kevin Kevin, Kevin Spacey,

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he played him. Oh, that's
right, and he had like a

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major drop off with Jesse Eisenberg.
Actually, wow, look at all the

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people who've played him. You know
who else? Geez? Wait, hold

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on, I think Vince McMahon should
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count the movies and or video games, there have been so many. So

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if you count all media, so
voiceover actors and movies, actors and TV

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series and actors and specials. Jesse
Eisenberg, Gene Hackman, John Cryer,

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that's right, John Cryer, the
dude from Two and a half Men,

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Kevin Spacey, James Woods g and
Carlo Esposito. You know him right,

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you know that actor? Did he
really play him? Yeah? In the

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Harley Quinn series, he plays Lex
Luthor. That's badass. He probably was

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a good lectu. Yeah, he's
a great villain. And you're ready Dwight,

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that's fantastic. What do you mean
that's fantastic? Did Dwight play him

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in the DC Universe animated series?
He was talking about Dwight from the office,

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right, I'm talking about Rain Wilson. Yeah, I'm fine with that.

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That's great. I mean he already
exudes some of his uh probably some

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of his proclivities. Man. But
yeah, so this this Lex Luthor big

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He's very concerned about toxic masculinity with
somebody who wants to control everything and murder

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everybody. Not everybody, but everybody
who he sees is not falling in line,

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which sounds a little toxic. By
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go. Since I called this thing
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was the twenty third edition of Action
Comics in nineteen forty, so a couple

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of years in there, but holy
carried a couple I don't know if that's

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a couple of years. I don't
know the rate at which they printed in

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nineteen forty. But wow, well
that's good. I'm glad that they're you

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know, they're dealing with the big
issues issues there. Well and if you

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think about it, man, now
it makes sense why they killed Batman.

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Remember that time he's took the entire
Russian ballet on his yacht so he could

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have his way with him. Just
a super predator man or forced those women

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to swim in the pool at that
restaurant. I think we all remember that

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Batman was out of control. Dude. He didn't even show up when the

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chickil like got killed. It's all
the Christopher stuff. The game is absolute

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garbage. I can't play it.
I'm not going to bring myself to stream

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it. How is selfish? He
is a villain. If anything, you

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should want him to be rot with
toxic masculinity. But the problem is,

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and we talked about this yesterday when
we were chatting with Stephen Kent from Bounding

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into Comics, which is, by
the way, where I saw his story

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this morning, the villain in many
people's minds is not the villains. It's

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it's the hero, right, Bruce
Wayne is just an evil, rich dude,

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which ironically so is Lex Luthor.
Wasn't he president too? Didn't they

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make in the comics? Did they
make Lex Luthor president or something? Whatever?

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But when you've decided that the hero
is the villain and you still have

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to have conflict, you have no
other choice but to make the villain the

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hero. It's just in a you
know this ridiculous make belief side, absolutely

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incredible man, So you ain't gonna
be streaming the game. Huh, well

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that's unfortunate. Oh dude, we
got some We got some serious puns going

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on, name puns today. Kyle
just sent me his second story. All

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right, well, well we'll get
to all those. Let me give you

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a rundown of a few other things. Like I said, it's Friday,

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So Rossie, you got the text
from Pete? So that I did,

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and I'm so confused by it.
I have no idea. All right,

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okay, I'm the same way.
So I thought, let's not check,

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and either he is on at eight
h five or he's not. I think

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he was so medicated out of his
mind that he had no idea. Who

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was texting us? No, it's
Pete goes to the dentist. Oh was

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it the yeah right, yeah,
famous video but I can't remember the kid's

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name. And they're like, ah, I'm gonna film you on your old

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Yeah. So I think he had
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text on you know whatever the whatever
pain killers they give you there. I've

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been saying for years he has a
morphine problem. Did you you know what

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that's I'll back that up. Sure, why not? I like conflict and

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he's a proponent of toxic masculinity,
and I feel like that's something we really

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need to address on the show today. So, by the way, do

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you like my new polar bear statue? You all you have all the toys

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in there, so I thought maybe
spruce my studio up with the five hundred

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pound giant polar bear standing on its
heels ready to eat somebody statue. Isn't

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that nice? I saw that this
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to scare the crap out of me, Like, what is this doing?

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He intended effect you babe, I
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So yeah, now, anyway,
it is a crazy story, man,

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I this is one of those where
it's like, you know, somebody

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stole the giant mascot out in front
of the school and the damn thing's thirty

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feet tall, and you're like,
oh, we got a polar bear story

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to plug in, plug in there. We got more court insanity doing what

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they do. And I don't even
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science story. I feel like I
wouldn't want to know if I was if

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I if I lived in the Tampa
area and I was one of the residents

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of this neighborhood, and we were
trying to get to the bottom of whatever

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this thing was. I don't want
to I don't want to give any away

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because I want to do this story
straight man. And and it was determined

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that that's what it was. I
feel like I wouldn't want to know.

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I'd rather just be a mystery because
it's both super creepy and uh anticlimactic all

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at the same time. But I
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can happen with this particular species,
but not to the extent that scientists are

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pushing this. I don't even know
if I believe it, but we will,

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uh we will get to that coming
up here. Let's see and uh

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Roy Cooper on the executive order front. The irony, of course, well

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I'll explain. The irony is he'd
he decided to do this executive order,

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and he very likely had he simply
participated in the budget process, during which

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remember he got Medicaid expansion. He
probably he probably could have got Republicans to

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put to actually put this stuff into
law man. They may have quibbled over

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some of the cash side, but
so to go out and do it as

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an executive order. When you're in
a position where you could have probably accomplished

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this in a legislative manner, it
speaks to you not being serious about wanting

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to accomplish this, because an executive
order will never have the teeth of law,

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although some judges would, I guess, pretend that it does. In

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fact, here is here's what I'm
talking about. North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper

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signs executive order to support freed prisoners
through education and assistance. He is he

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is one of several Democratic governors that
have either done this or in some cases

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it you know, was put into
law via the legislative branch. Cooper sign

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an executive order Monday that seeks to
reduce recidivism through formal training and workforce tools

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for incarcerated people so more can succeed
once they're freed. Now here's the thing.

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I don't fundamentally object to this.
I think, and without without ignoring

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you know, the reason for the
season, the reason we're having to sit

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here and determine in most instances,
because somebody is strong man, Well,

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this person was innocent, right,
Well, from what I've seen, that

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person's going to get paid if it's
a high profile case. But it doesn't

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make it right, but no,
the reason that we're having to contemplate how

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somebody's going to function once they've been
to prison is predicated on their inability to

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follow the law. So as long
as we understand why we're there, and

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there's certain consequences that come from that. But I do believe that it is

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a very very tough row. I
don't have any experience. I've never done

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a stretch in prison, but you
know, it's very difficult. And I

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think that when people come out and
they're not getting the results that they want

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and they have some criminal knowledge,
that yeah, you get recidivism for a

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variety of reasons. But this isn't
the only one. So I'm going to

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dive in into what the order is. But it's quite the virtue signal,

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and we'll get into all that coming
up here on the CaCO Day Radio program.

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Bud Light has they brought on some
some new spokespeople, some new the

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new celebrities and at reinvigorated relationships they
had with others, Like I see there's

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a whole new slate of Manning Brothers
bud Light commercials, although Peyton Manning has

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done but I don't know about Eli. But I know Peyton's been uh with

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bud Light for years and if you
watch the either of the Championship games,

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they ran a whole craps under those. But it is the newest person who

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I have to assume based on the
timing, he is probably gonna be in

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a Super Bowl ad that I think, when you really process it really speaks

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to the desperation over there. I'll
share that with you here in just a

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moment. Let me grab a phone
call, Janet, what's going on?

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I just had to call to you
know, PSA with everybody there, Lex

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Luthor's man card is officially and permanently
revoked. He shall only be referred to

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as Lexi Luthor from this point forward. I mean, he's uh, he's

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he's fighting for women, even the
ones he tortures or makes sex robotside of,

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or disappears as he did to a
former CEO of his company. So

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all right, I'm with you,
Janet. They really definitely fighting women,

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will right about that? They're trying
again, once you make the actual hero,

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thanks for the call there the villain
then, because you have to have

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a protagonist and an antagonist, what
are you gonna do? I guess the

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lazy thing would be like to put
Trump in there or something. But uh,

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if no, it wouldn't be because
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right straight because they did do that. I'm trying to remember the video or

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the comic they did do that.
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them. I just didn't hear about
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me flip back to this. So, bud Light's new spokesman, and I'm

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sure he identifies as a man and
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is Shane Gillis. If you don't
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about Shane Gillis on the show here
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and we were talking, Oh,
we were talking about the really edgy bit

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that he does now where he's talking
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would be the funniest, and there's
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to watch it before you get outraged. Would be the funniest because it would

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happen when he's on stage talking crap, and he probably would be talking crap

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to whoever it is before, during
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and says with Biden, he's the
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obviously he delivers it a lot better. I'm not a professional comedian, but

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what you have to remember about Shane
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of years ago. Has it been
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members on Saturday Night Live? And
the Internet did what the Internet did,

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They waged a bot campaign to shame
Saturday Night Live because of Shane Gillis.

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Shane Gillis does a bit. I
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of f bombs in and I'm not
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can explain it to you. So
the bit goes, think of any army

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in history is a lot more,
is a lot scarier if they're gay,

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right, So he or and he
goes through. He's talking about you know,

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gay mongols, gay Nazis, you
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is could they look any sharper?
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I don't remember what predicates the bit, but he's talking and this is the

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joke. This is what got him
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one of two, I think,
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posted. He says, Imagine you're
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you look out over the ocean and
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like, oh no, oh,
this is horrible. They're gonna burn our

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village and rape our women and daughters. And then all of a sudden,

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as it draws closer, you see
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flag, and now the villager goes, oh my god, it's worse than

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I thought. That's the joke again. He's a professional comedian. He tells

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it better than I do. But
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mulvaney to Shane gillis a once canceled
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it wasn't so obvious that bud Light
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all that goodwill, they took,
you know, thirty percent or whatever their

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market share was, and just squandered
it from the number one beer sold in

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the world to losing that and by
quite a bit. And so they go

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out and get somebody who ten minutes
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Couldn't even a comedian who couldn't even
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told jokes about gay vikings, which
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and more about the perception of obviously
the male villagers. It's it's that is

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staggering to me. Man, you're
all Dylan mulvaney out to Shane Gillis,

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who was too toxic to be on
Saturday Night Live. Eddie Iszer back in

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the day. I think it was
from his special dress to kill. He

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had a joke similar to that.
I wonder if he, LIKEX, you

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know, took bits and pieces of
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might have set it up with that, you know, sometimes they'll set it

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and set it up or with the
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a very similar premise. Yeah,
I can't, honestly, I can't remember

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the totality of it, but I
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vikings thing because people were making memes
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gay vikings memes and not just and
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vikings. But then a few of
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they were like they were meming Vikings
NFL Vikings players, and I did not

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appreciate that. So that's why it
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oh, man, who made these
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all right eight eight eight eight nine
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our gov So you know I told
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session, you'll see similar bills,
like parents Bill of Rights. That's the

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thing that's the thing going on,
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and there's and it has different versions, but it's kind of predicated on

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the same thing. And you know
Democrats will do it as well. They

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find some cause or some pet cause, and and then a bill emerges,

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and if they have legislative control,
then they're gonna go ahead and get it

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put in there. And it will
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with the Parents' Bill of Rights,
you have the most water I don't say

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water down, but the most simple
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two things. And then in Oklahoma, I swear they had like one of

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the Republicans there is trying to outlaw
the any pornography, anything that would be

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defined as pornography that is not quote
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gotta find it because I was going
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I spaced on it. But it's
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also like feasibly that would make illegal
a photo that one would produce for their

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partner, which isn't for science or
anything, but rather to uh you know,

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some would argue in furtherance of their
marriage, right, you know,

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keep them, keep them, keep
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you have when you have these things
and and you have all of these different

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iterations, they'll go about it in
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to be part of I think it's
twenty states now that have taken up some

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sort of criminal justice reform. It
aligns with what is known over arching as

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the re Entry twenty thirty. This
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know many of you are big fans
of the Council of state stuff, which

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is kind of like our version of
the EU if you don't know what it

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is. Basically, it's a bunch
of moon bats who and they love doing

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this because if you hold power half
of the time, but during your time

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when you hold power, are able
to offload some of the decision making to

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another body, an unelected body,
I might add, that aligns with your

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views seventy five percent of the time. That's a lot of people will be

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like, that's a good deal,
man. That's what you're seeing with EU

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now, And that's what Council of
State is man, and they want to

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work on integration. But because he
doesn't, he didn't go to the legislative

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route, and again he was in
quite a position to do it. He

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probably could have got this stuff in
there. I think people across I think

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there's some things in here that are
relatively cost neutral and UH are are probably

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a good thing, right, Expanding
expanding UH employers willing to hire people coming

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out of prison and basing that on
a certain set of goals that are available

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in many instances to prisoners within the
North Carolina prison system. But this is

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it's it's like a it's like an
agreement kind of right, So there's some

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there's training, right that you can
get in prison. You can try to

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achieve ged, you can try to
go for some college credit and some some

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formal training in a more hands on
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what this would do is it would
bring to the table more employers, and

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those employers would say, Okay,
well, if the prisoner meets these requirements

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and then checks these boxes and does
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a program to get get them in
there. And if you're an employer who's

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having trouble filling certain positions, this
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Again, all of this stuff probably
could ended up in the budget because there

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is a cost to this. There
are some tools for incarcerated people that North

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Carolina currently doesn't offer. And so
you have all this stuff and then you

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give these directions and it's it's a
bit of shuffling chairs on the Titanic in

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the sense that while he can't allocate
spending, he can change what it's intended

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for. This is what you see
at the presidential level, right. Trump

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did a little bit of it with
the wall stuff on his first ag.

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Joe Biden took that money back and
decided, hey, six billion for a

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wall, why not spend twenty billion
in just housing. That's a good deal.

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So yeah, here we go.
North Carolina has set challenging numerical goals

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while joining re Entry twenty thirty,
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and post secondary degrees or skill credentials. See all this has a cost.

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Now, doesn't mean doesn't mean that
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because I do believe that the criminal
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and you can almost apply Christian tenets
to this right if you want to

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look at it from that perspective,
and you know the criminals are the sinners,

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and then what you want is you
want people to come correct. Okay,

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all right, that's fine, because
inevitably people are going to get out.

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And anytime I read an article about
a guy who's on his one hundred

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and sixty seventh, the rest steam
blows out my ears. But you didn't.

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There's no teeth here in the in
the same sense you're you're robbing,

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you're robbing where you robbing money from. I'm told that our justice system is

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broke, financially broke at the state
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it's virtue signal, and it's just
it's so irritating because again, he he

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could have involved himself in the budget
process and probably gotten this put in there.

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The governor said, there's already funding
in place to cover the efforts.

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Well, sure, yeah, I
mean there is money allocated for our state

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prisons, but where's it coming from? Just so hollow, dude, The

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governor said, uh. Also,
he will be going to the Republican controlled

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General Assembly for assistance to accelerate the
initiatives. Meaning I promised stuff. I

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realized that even though I said the
money's there, it's kind of not there

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because it's you know, this is
like, this is money for you know,

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this thing, but we're the money
they have right now is for their

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food budget. So inevitably, even
though I put this down on paper and

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I'm going to try to force their
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and I'll probably bring a racial component
into it too, Like this is

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the thought process I believe behind the
Governor's people here with this strategy. He

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could have just started with trying to
go to the General Assembly and done some

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horse trading, but he doesn't want
to he doesn't want to do any horse

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trading. He wants this, he
wants what he wants. He wants his

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Medicaid stuff, and he doesn't want
to give up an inch and Republicans will

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probably give it to him now they'll
like they gave him the Medicaid stuff.

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Is everything's so dumb. I'm sorry. It's early on a Friday morning,

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and frankly, is the last thing
I want to talk about. But it's

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just bizarre. It's not bizarre,
it's just so strategic. And it's like

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you're a lame duck. I understand
that. And it's I feel like it's

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the idle hands thing with this guy. He's just not getting the lovey one,

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so he's just coming up with all
sorts of weird stuff and it just

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it throws out the process. And
I know that the part of the process

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here that he's that he's undertaking will
require him to throw around the insults.

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Anyone who objects to this hates hates
minorities. Why well, why is that?

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Because if you look at our prison
system, it's disproportionate, Yetta,

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And then we have to get into
that stupid stuff again. I think people

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want folks who go to prison and
come out of prison to be functional members

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of society while recognizing that, you
know, consequences, actions have consequences.

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But now it's just setting up to
be another thing where we all have to

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scream at each other. All right, six fifty one to hang on,

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Let me sneak a call in here, Raoul, go right ahead, sir,

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Good morning, CAZy. I enjoy
the show very much. I agree

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with you ninety nine percent or you've
used on opinions. But I have to

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draw the line some point, man, Okay, I'm thinking tire of you.

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He's pronunciating our governor's last name.
Uh you know, let me say,

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you know, yeah, you know
what. A lot of a lot

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of people in my position would just
hang up on you and ignore your your

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criticism. But you're absolutely right.
It is pronounced Cooper Cooper. He made

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a whole press conference to that point
to make sure everybody knows his rast name.

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Yeah. Well, I mean,
like I said, he's bored hour

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number two here on your Friday.
I would normally I tease our conversation with

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Pete Calener coming up eight oh five, but I don't know whether that is

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or isn't happening. Uh uh Pete
had a guy in a dentist or diary.

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He went anyway, he went somewhere
and they shot him up with the

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good stuff. You know that,
you know the good stuff, right,

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which think of David goes to the
dentist. I don't want to get too

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into it because you know it is
he texted us. I guess he didn't

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put it out there, but still
he did. He did mention something on

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his Twitter, so I feel fine. But the way that he wrote it,

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it sounds it's written ninety percent of
it as a setup to I'm not

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gonna be there, like you know, explaining what's up, and then the

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last line is like I will be
there for for the hit. So I

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don't know, but I arrived the
same conclusion rosted because he texted to both

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of us. Dude as high as
a kite when he's writing that tweet or

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he's writing that text, man,
and understandably so right, you know he's

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he's not you know, he's not
out doing heroin and the thing the doctor

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gave it to him. But still, yeah, those are the times we

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just got to you got to put
the phone down, I mean, or

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you know, just keep texting.
It's also an alternative there just keeps it

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going. Does that end well though? Or possibly what's your web hits?

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it's because then we're like, oh my

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gosh, a druggy druggy Pete texted, now you got a massive open wound

405
00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:15.480
on your back or whatever it is, and you're high on morphine or it's

406
00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:19.280
not even the morphine, it's this
stuff on top of like the the stuff

407
00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.480
that's better than morphine. I don't
remember it's called. When Marky had Lincoln,

408
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.760
it was an emergency C section and
like everything that could possibly go wrong

409
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:30.039
went wrong. It was like really
scary and really tense. But afterwards she

410
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:31.360
was hooked up in the bed and
she didn't have the morphine stuff. She

411
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:35.400
had like the stuff that's above,
like better than morphine, and there was

412
00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:37.320
I don't remember what it was called, but all she had to do was

413
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:39.719
push a button and it would,
like, you know, help her out

414
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:44.440
and ease the pain. And she
just kept pushing that button, going,

415
00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:47.280
it's not doing nothing, it's not
doing nothing, and oh my god,

416
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:51.079
did it do something. She was
on like a different planet. It's amazing.

417
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:52.239
So I'm saying, if you,
if you are going through something horrible.

418
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:55.480
Yeah, big massive opening. You
were shot in the back by a

419
00:34:55.559 --> 00:35:00.639
cannon The doctor removed the cannon ball, but you were now on this super

420
00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:05.320
morphine. Send us all the texts. Yeah, yeah, well pine on

421
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:08.119
whatever you call us repeatedly. Well, we'll make a whole segment out if

422
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:13.119
we get a bunch of them.
Yeah, I'd be a little nervous on

423
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:15.719
the call, just because you know, we've got to make sure we have

424
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:19.000
plenty of delay built in. But
yeah, now I'm down with that.

425
00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:22.639
Look I I try to make a
point. I try to make a point.

426
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:24.920
If I, if I, if
I have a buzz on, like

427
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:28.320
I'll physically be like, nah,
you don't. You don't need to be

428
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:31.360
you don't need to be texting,
emailing, posting on social media. Just

429
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:36.960
don't. Nothing good comes from it. But that's because I did that to

430
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:38.639
myself, So I would have no
one to blame but myself. If I

431
00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:43.280
went on there and did something horrible, you get a free pass. If

432
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:46.320
the doctor shots you up, you
got the whole Look at all the stuff

433
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:51.400
over the years that people have been
like, uh, where they've they've justified

434
00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:53.880
it through. I had an adverse
reaction to medication. It's like you killed

435
00:35:53.960 --> 00:36:00.159
thirty six people, right, or
uh, you rammed your Remember the chick

436
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:05.519
who like hit like ten cars?
Try was that Charlotte Orr name was down

437
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:09.800
in South Carolina. She but she
said that she hit ten cars because she

438
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:15.599
had just been to the dentist and
they had given her not just the numbing

439
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:19.199
stuff, but they also gave her
some sort of something else. And she's

440
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:22.360
like it was the doctor's fault.
And it's like, I don't know.

441
00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:25.719
I think we've all known or gone
to the doctor or gone to the dentist

442
00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:29.960
and got you know, we're not
probably can't drive, so we do uber

443
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:35.800
a family member or something. So
but you can try to use the excuse.

444
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:43.159
See how that goes? All right, check this out. Slip back

445
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:46.760
over to this. I don't know
why. There's a bunch of stories about

446
00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:52.639
STDs like yesterday and then today.
So yesterday and I didn't get to it,

447
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:54.519
so I'm gonna pair it right now
with this. They had this that

448
00:36:54.920 --> 00:37:00.519
the ten states with the highest STD
rate in the US. If you had

449
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:04.000
to guess, which state do you
think has the highest rate of STDs?

450
00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:08.639
So file that away, and then
where do you think North Carolina lands,

451
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:12.039
so file that away. We'll get
to that here in just a moment.

452
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:20.000
And then yesterday I saw a new
graphic, a new map, and they're

453
00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:25.639
talking about a sexual health crisis in
London. They say that London has the

454
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:30.880
fastest growing and now one of the
highest rates of STDs in all of Europe

455
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:39.280
and it's crazy. And then somebody
thought it'd be a good idea to construct

456
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:43.679
a map of London. And it's
burrows because that's what they call it,

457
00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:45.599
call them burroughs over there, So
all the little suburbs, if you will,

458
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:51.480
but not really suburbs because they're part
of the city. And color code

459
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:59.360
it based on STDs per one hundred
thousand, and so it ranges from dark

460
00:37:59.400 --> 00:38:05.000
purple to very very light light yellow. Uh. Ross, you saw this

461
00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:07.320
map right because you had to put
in the prep. I see it's in

462
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:10.599
the actually physically in the prep.
You saw the London STD map, right,

463
00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:15.000
I yeah, yeah. Anything about
that map stand out to you?

464
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:20.000
Not a thing, nothing, nothing. I just see a map full of

465
00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:23.440
colors. Why what do you see
a PERV I see, I see with

466
00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:31.239
the city of London with its burrows, and it gets very very pink in

467
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:36.480
this Uh, this gash right in
the middle, and then it's surrounded by

468
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:39.000
more of a I would say,
like a skin tone. I'm just following

469
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:42.920
you here. Yeah, so it's
like a like a we'll call it a

470
00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:46.039
European skin tone color on the outside, and then this this slice through the

471
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:52.719
middle there that is very pink.
And then that's the graphic they included with

472
00:38:52.840 --> 00:39:00.840
the story. So probably want to
stay away from I mean, it's just

473
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:04.719
confusing. I'n't well, I don't
know where you're going with this. Oh

474
00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:07.360
really, what's going on? You
know? You know what, Maybe I'm

475
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:14.199
crazy. Let's let's get that on
the twitters and perhaps people I don't know,

476
00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:17.400
maybe if you just just give it
a give it a glance. Now

477
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:24.559
back to this, all right.
So the ten states here, all right?

478
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:30.599
So, oh what I had done, I called it up on a

479
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:31.920
different one. In this one,
of course, is photo gallery. Oh

480
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:37.239
I hate you, all right?
So number ten Arizona, nine, Arkansas,

481
00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:44.880
and North Carolina has the eighth highest
rate. Let's see here, what's

482
00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:50.840
the most popular. Chlamydia is the
most popular, and then gonerhe and then

483
00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:55.480
syphilis. So I guess if you're
putting a collection together and you average those

484
00:39:55.519 --> 00:40:00.360
out, you'd have to hook up
with nine hundred and fourteen people if you

485
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:02.039
want to get the set. You
know, you collect to collect the whole

486
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:07.079
set. Alabama seven, South Carolina
six, Georgia five, Alaska number four,

487
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:13.639
South Dakota three, Louisiana two,
and Mississippi number one. And looking

488
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:15.599
at these numbers compared to everyone,
you should probably not hook up with anyone

489
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:23.960
from Mississippi. It's it's bad,
man. But I was surprised to see

490
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:28.119
North Carolina on that list, uh, you know, on the top ten

491
00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:32.679
list there, and uh what I'm
I'm also surprised that California is not on

492
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:37.440
there. To be quite on California
and Florida, yeah, oh and Florida.

493
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:39.079
Yeah no, no, it's very
good point. Yeah, or at

494
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:44.719
least think like like Nevada or something
like that. I think that in Florida,

495
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.880
Uh you know, think of all
the Florida stories that involve some sexual

496
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:54.559
component and then but they also involved
such horribleness and vileness and you know other

497
00:40:54.679 --> 00:41:00.679
elements that like maybe the other stuff
they're doing with it is little killing the

498
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:05.880
STDs. It's not transferable, like
like the people who were hooking up in

499
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:10.559
the in the uh like the little
sewer creek thing, that story from Tampa

500
00:41:10.599 --> 00:41:15.440
the other day. Man, if
you if, if you're chlamydia and you're

501
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:20.159
you're like, wait, they were
hooking up in the sewer it was they

502
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:23.079
thought it was a creek, but
it was actually part of an exposed sewer

503
00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:29.519
runoff pipe. You didn't we did? We did this story. I think

504
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:31.960
I don't recall us doing that story. Maybe I was busy on the phone

505
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:37.639
or doing something else. Yeah,
yeah, well look, if you don't

506
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:40.840
have a pool, right, and
it's and everybody else has a pool,

507
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:46.559
weird ninja turtle role play or something? Hey, man, wait, do

508
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:52.960
you think there's ninja turtle porn guaranteed? Okay, all right, well not

509
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:57.719
if now with that and and with
that fall under the Oklahoma exception for educational

510
00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:02.440
or scientific or whatever, that thing's
going to be wrought with lawsuits. I'm

511
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:07.199
telling you what. Yeah, I
know Florida or California that that is weird.

512
00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:09.559
And they did. Look, they
put in the work over at the

513
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:13.119
villages man, and they still couldn't
get him on the list. What's even

514
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:15.800
going on? Kind of sad?
Actually? All right? Eight eight eight

515
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:22.800
nine three four seven eight seven four
Speaking of sad. Let's hear from Governor

516
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:31.360
heay up in Massey shoots its and
a really really tough decision that she had

517
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:36.760
to make in a situation she's dealing
with that she didn't you know, this

518
00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:40.360
is she's not to blame, as
I'm told explained by her spokeshole in this

519
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:45.800
other article. She's just making the
best of the hand that was dealt to

520
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:51.199
her, and it's taken an emotional
toll. Here is the governor explaining why

521
00:42:51.920 --> 00:43:00.280
she's decided to take a rec center
that serves a predominantly minority community and call

522
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:06.480
the kids out to house migrants,
motional guys. Okay, because I'm committed

523
00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:10.519
to this. Little kids need to
be able to breathe clean air. They

524
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:15.360
need to be able to access swimming
pools. They need to have lifeguards there

525
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:16.719
who are going to teach them how
to swim, and they need to have

526
00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:21.440
activities. I don't know what we're
going to do for a couple three months.

527
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:28.519
I'll call universities, I'll call other
places. So that is the governor

528
00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:34.719
of Massachusetts who scanned over the entirety
of her state and determined, I guess

529
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:40.920
the only place that they have to
house the flow of now, what do

530
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:45.599
they have up there. It's like
fifty thousand or something into the state of

531
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:51.559
Massachusetts is to kick the kids out
of the rec center that they use for

532
00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:58.320
all of their after school programs and
sports programs and all sorts of stuff who

533
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.320
maybe don't have another option, which
is the reason that you put the rec

534
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:06.760
center there, because that's what and
that's the only building I guess in the

535
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:10.320
state of Massachusetts. And as she
goes on too, she's like, you

536
00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:13.599
know, how did we get here? I mean, it's not like she

537
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:22.000
and others told them to come there
right right that that didn't happen. It's

538
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:24.280
not like they, oh, oh
dear god. There's an executive order right

539
00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:29.360
there that she passed, yes,
telling them that if they do want to

540
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:32.760
come there, they'd be welcome with
open arms. Well that backfired. But

541
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:37.039
also, why is this And I'm
going to get the same pushback I did

542
00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:39.039
on the school thing up in New
York right where they moved the tent city

543
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:40.880
over to that school, and they're
like, no school for you, and

544
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:46.280
also no teacher access unless you prereserve
it. And they're like, you know,

545
00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:49.199
just trying to get people out of
the storm. They're trying to do

546
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:51.880
something man, and so I will
give you the same argument that I gave

547
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:53.960
with the City of New York.
I've been to New York City. I

548
00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:58.559
was there not long ago, to
be fair, I was in JFK waiting

549
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:02.760
to transfer flights. But it looks
like there's a lot of buildings there.

550
00:45:04.119 --> 00:45:08.400
Uh. And I've been to Massachusetts. I believe they have other other buildings

551
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:15.960
uh there in the uh in the
state. So you you weren't forced to

552
00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:20.199
close the rec center, which,
by the way, you are also dangerously

553
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:25.519
close to being the antagonist from the
Breaking movies. You realize that, right,

554
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:30.559
what happens if a bunch of the
kids from the rec center that you

555
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:35.559
just closed to house migrants show up
and beat your dance crew, you have

556
00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:38.320
to reopen it. Right. This
is I mean, this is this is

557
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:43.800
case law dating back to the to
the eighties. I believe process we're talking

558
00:45:43.880 --> 00:45:45.599
about that was the pune you're talking
about, like rec center stuff. Well,

559
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:50.639
remember the Massachusets governor said, apparently
there's no other buildings in Massachusetts,

560
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:52.000
so they got to kick all the
kids out of this rec center, which

561
00:45:52.039 --> 00:46:00.480
is uh specifically serves a a predominantly
minority community, and UH is the focus

562
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:05.000
of a lot of programs in also
dealing with some crime issues in the area.

563
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:08.639
So this is and and by all
descriptions, it has a lot of

564
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:12.840
buy in from people, a lot
of people. And that's the only building

565
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:15.920
apparently in Massachusetts that the governor could
find. And I just I said,

566
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:21.519
you are dangerously close, Governor to
being the antagonist from the Breaking movies,

567
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:24.199
which, if I understand correctly,
some of the kids you just kicked out

568
00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:28.960
of the rec center, if they
show up in dance battle your people and

569
00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:31.199
win, you have to reopen the
rec center for him. You have to

570
00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:35.599
the wall, right correct? Okay, all right, I told you this

571
00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:37.840
is stifle a lot of careers.
Though, remember, like me, what

572
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:42.960
if b Rabbit can finally take on
Papa Doc. Well, are we doing

573
00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:45.880
a dance battle or a rap battle? No, he'll go on. He

574
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:49.320
doesn't need a clock. He'll go
a cappella. Oh well, dude,

575
00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:52.599
that's intimidating. Yell man, I'm
still gonna mock him, even though even

576
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:55.239
though I've watched him, you know, throw a couple of verses and I

577
00:46:55.360 --> 00:47:00.320
realize he's superior to me, I'm
still gonna mock him. Is that a

578
00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:02.639
good plan. I think that's a
good plan. So, oh yeah,

579
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:07.000
but her crying, I why are
you forcing me to do this? You

580
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:13.039
have no other buildings, you have
no other buildings. You got you got,

581
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:16.199
I know, I know. Well
the governor's mansions right now, it's

582
00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:20.800
very nice. What about the Boston
Garden, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

583
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:23.159
yeah, yeah, they're not really
using that right now. Quincy Market,

584
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:28.239
it's pretty nice. Uh huh uh
huh uh. What about Harvard Yard.

585
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:32.440
There's no cars in there. You
have the right, all right,

586
00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:35.480
there's no cars, I believe,
I don't know. I'm not sure.

587
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:42.079
How about Boston Paul's relatives, right, yeah, I mean we come on

588
00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:45.000
these people of standards. What do
you mean? What do you mean?

589
00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:47.599
Like I'm out, I'm leaving the
state. Ah, it's a look,

590
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:51.960
they're not red coats, you're not
forcibly, you're not quartering troops. So

591
00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:55.920
I think it's a loophole. I'm
pretty sure. Yeah. No, So

592
00:47:57.880 --> 00:48:00.000
she had no choice, just like
uh the mayor up in New York.

593
00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:02.599
I have no choice. I gotta
do this. And look, somebody's always

594
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:08.159
going to be mad. But it's
like that's the one you pick in all

595
00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:14.159
of Massachusetts. That's the one you
pick. You should have let you invited

596
00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:17.360
everybody there. You should have left
them all on Martha's vineyard considering the number

597
00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:25.960
of bedrooms those houses have a right
and uh, that'll never not be funny.

598
00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:29.079
By the way, Russ and I
were just talking about that off the

599
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:31.360
air, and uh, you know
what, Uh maybe they get jobs as

600
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:38.000
lifeguards over by that pond next to
Obama's house. So I'm look at me,

601
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.800
I'm I'm I'm not even the governor, and I'm coming up with ideas.

602
00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:45.599
So yeah, there you go.
All right, seven twenty three KCODA

603
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:50.800
radio program. We get some calls
and uh, we got some wait to

604
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:52.639
hear this fish story next hang on
phone number you want to be on the

605
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:57.519
show. Eight eight eight nine three
four seven eight seven four. So we

606
00:48:57.639 --> 00:49:01.000
got the the governor of Massachusetts.
She's very sad, she was forced,

607
00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:05.440
she had no other choice. Is
you know, it's a small state,

608
00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:08.519
it's not a very big state,
and apparently the only building in the state

609
00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:15.679
where they could house the overflow of
migrants is she just doesn't understand how they

610
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:21.000
got there, even though she literally
wrote will you welcome with open arms on

611
00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:30.679
an executive order is the rec center
that is heavily utilized and ironically is utilized

612
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:35.840
in a predominantly minority community. But
she's the Democrat, so they're not going

613
00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:38.199
to call that out, although it
sounds like some of the people near the

614
00:49:38.239 --> 00:49:45.880
rec center, some of the parents
are very upset, and I guess I

615
00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:52.519
get it. So we got that
going for us, and this real quick

616
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:58.880
from Florida, and then we'll get
into calls Tampa residents say that they've had

617
00:49:59.000 --> 00:50:05.159
trouble falling this sleep and there has
been this really this vibration right this VI

618
00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:12.079
and this is and this has been
going on in in uh in certain at

619
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:17.039
certain levels pretty much non stop for
the last I don't know see how long

620
00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:22.719
has it been going on for a
while, and they were trying to figure

621
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:27.039
it out. It's like the coastal
the coastal booms in North Carolina. That's

622
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:29.360
always that's an interesting little rabbit hole
if you want to go down that.

623
00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:34.440
But because everyone, you know,
everyone assumed that they were just you know,

624
00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:38.800
like fighters or aircraft out of the
military basis. But it doesn't it

625
00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:43.440
doesn't align. However, in this
case, it's not a mystery anymore.

626
00:50:43.480 --> 00:50:51.079
According to researchers and scientists in the
Tampa area. They vibrations which permeate homes

627
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:59.199
to the point of causing some residents
not to be able to sleep is from

628
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:04.800
drums or drum, I should say, and I don't mean like drum,

629
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:12.559
like the drummer in a band,
black drums because they're getting busy. Yes,

630
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:16.480
that's right. According to the folks
who looked into this down in Tampa,

631
00:51:16.559 --> 00:51:21.519
the reason that folks in this area
of Tampa, which is near the

632
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:28.920
Bay are unable to sleep and their
homes are vibrating is because the black drums

633
00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:34.800
are having quote rough mating, which
is shaking their homes. Man, I

634
00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:37.039
thought, you know, one of
the things they tell you if you're going

635
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:39.119
to buy a home or just a
slice of property, is you want to

636
00:51:39.199 --> 00:51:44.079
go there, and you want to
go to the property at different times of

637
00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:45.920
the day, different times of the
week to get a sense of what's going

638
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:50.920
on, because if you don't,
right, you think it's perfect because you

639
00:51:50.960 --> 00:51:52.800
went every time you went it was
on a Saturday, and then you find

640
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:57.840
out like I did that. Oh, by the way, a car line

641
00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:04.599
will obstruct your driveway five days a
week, twice a day, and then

642
00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:07.639
people literally look at you like you're
the problem. That's the thing you got

643
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:12.880
to know. So I'm sorry to
these residents, but it sounds like this

644
00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:15.360
is where the fish like to you
know, this is kind of their their

645
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:19.239
hookup bar. So, but that's
crazy. You're shaking a whole neighborhood.

646
00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:22.599
What what are they into? That's
what I want to know. What kind

647
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:27.880
of kind of weird David Carrodine,
Uh, that dude from CNN with the

648
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:30.400
octopus stuff. I mean, what
kind of the hell are these fish into?

649
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:35.400
Other? Being into octopus for your
fish in the ocean is probably not

650
00:52:35.480 --> 00:52:37.559
weird. So just a thought.
All right, to the phones, here

651
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:40.199
we go. Oh, Boston,
Paul, What what's going on? Boston,

652
00:52:40.239 --> 00:52:46.360
Paul? Why do you work?
Today's a holiday? What is it

653
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:52.199
some weird mass Massachusetts holiday or something
I don't want to know about. Man,

654
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:55.039
come on, he saw a shadow. They did not see. So

655
00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:00.280
they said six more weeks of I
mean, you don't even know you call

656
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:04.199
it, don't even know how it
goes, You don't know how it works,

657
00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.079
he said, in early spring.
But I think it's going to be

658
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:09.159
revised like the jobs report, you
know, next month they'll probably say six

659
00:53:09.239 --> 00:53:15.159
more weeks a winter. But hey, Mara Healy, right, there's so

660
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:19.679
many places that they could put these
people, but no, they can't go

661
00:53:20.039 --> 00:53:27.400
into the beautiful communities of of Cambridge, you know, well Islington where she

662
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:32.599
lives with their girlfriend, uh Tent
City and Harvard Yard right. Well Habid

663
00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:37.360
Habrid Stadium is empty. I mean
they only use it ten times a year.

664
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:42.239
I mean, put him in there, a big beautiful stadium. You

665
00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:45.400
know, wow, it's like two
hundred years old. It's just it's just

666
00:53:45.519 --> 00:53:49.079
like the optics of it. I'm
like, come on, man, yeah,

667
00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:53.519
we know there's other facilities right there
is and and she's before, like

668
00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:57.840
you said, she was open arms, you know, come to Massachettes and

669
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.559
then see they the bluff was called. They think they're so far removed from

670
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:04.880
the border it wouldn't happen. I
mean, because they did. They do

671
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:08.320
have uh illegals coming in, you
know, from government most of the one

672
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:12.679
time there's a big Somali rush that
went in. Well, look you're gonna

673
00:54:12.679 --> 00:54:14.719
get you're gonna get a lot of
people that are going to go there,

674
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:19.079
especially you know, people people who
don't have legal status to work necessarily are

675
00:54:19.199 --> 00:54:22.679
going to in some cases they're gonna
they're going to gravitate to where they can

676
00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:27.079
find work, which is understandable.
And uh, you know, if if

677
00:54:27.239 --> 00:54:30.199
you're if the work that you're that
you're willing to do is of manual labor,

678
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:36.400
then yeah, going where people have
nice homes with uh and you know

679
00:54:36.840 --> 00:54:40.320
certain needs is not dumb. I
get it. This was just accelerated through

680
00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:45.400
uh them getting saying this and the
other governors on the border going all right,

681
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:49.320
all right, well I got a
plane, so get ready for it.

682
00:54:49.480 --> 00:54:52.760
So well, these these communities that
get loaded up like when and little

683
00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:57.119
they in all these hotels. You
know, they took over a bunch of

684
00:54:57.199 --> 00:55:00.599
hotels. The hotels are like,
you're gonna give me how much? Come

685
00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:04.440
on in and they're you know,
you're getting three meals a day delivered to

686
00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:07.920
them, cash, brand new clothing. I mean, these people you see

687
00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:09.920
them coming across the boarder all money
and stuff. But when they come off

688
00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:15.280
the buses wearing a brand new sneak
is, brand new coats and just beautiful

689
00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:19.880
clothes. And these people in Roxbury, a lot of them fought a long

690
00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:23.440
time to get that building and they
finally got it. And and now to

691
00:55:23.559 --> 00:55:29.679
have a sign on it that says, not one close to the public.

692
00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:34.079
I mean, come on, a
public building close to the public, it

693
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:37.199
said, But you've seen it all
over in fact Boston, Paul, thank

694
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:38.920
you very much for the call there. Why don't you figure out what the

695
00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:43.599
groundhog stuff means? I don't care. I just have another cock deal.

696
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:47.559
All right. Well, that is
a that is a man who's honest right

697
00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:52.199
there. He does have a good
point. Can't believe they're forcing us to

698
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:53.559
work on a holiday, all of
us and not just you and I.

699
00:55:54.639 --> 00:56:00.760
Everybody should be outreached. Yeah,
because its imagine you know. Here's the

700
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:05.400
thing too, because if you ever
then get stuck in Oh that's not good.

701
00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:07.519
See Ray calling in on. Oh
that's right, never mind, I

702
00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:10.599
know why. Yeah, if we
get stuck in an infinite time loop,

703
00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:14.519
would you rather be stuck in an
infinite time loop on a day you're working

704
00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:17.280
or on a day off? And
I think the answer obviously is day that

705
00:56:17.320 --> 00:56:22.280
you're working, right or no,
it's obviously day off? Come on,

706
00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:28.000
man, all right? Uh,
well here is I'm sorry. I'm sorry

707
00:56:28.039 --> 00:56:30.480
to Race Agic from the Weather Channel. Let's get him in here. Our

708
00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:36.320
caller stole your thunder. Although he
doesn't understand the groundhog stuff works, so

709
00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:38.639
I couldn't make out what he was
saying. So if you want to tell

710
00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:46.599
us, go ahead, but don't
dwell all right or always sprank liar.

711
00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:52.519
There should be penalties, don't you
think? Look like like if you if

712
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:58.519
if you get a certain if you
if your percentage drops below fifty percent,

713
00:56:59.079 --> 00:57:01.440
Yeah, we'll figure out the time
period. I think you know, you

714
00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:04.519
go to the farm up state,
we get a new ground. Hug.

715
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:08.599
I don't agree. Now. Somebody
told me this morning that the accuracy is

716
00:57:08.760 --> 00:57:12.639
usually at about thirty percent, and
I said, oh good, at least

717
00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:15.199
I don't have much competition then,
because that's what I average. I think

718
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:19.880
about thirty percent Accressy, well,
I'm just teasing, but yes, the

719
00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:25.360
official, the official. We're going
Fox to TONI Phil no shadow early spring,

720
00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:32.519
as they say, most of the
East Coast actually shrouded in cloud Coverer,

721
00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:37.760
and the cloud even locally is honestly
hanging on a little bit longer than

722
00:57:37.760 --> 00:57:42.440
I had thought. So yesterday I
was thinking that maybe we did clear out,

723
00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:45.280
but now a lot of that clearing
is still west, just getting into

724
00:57:46.079 --> 00:57:52.039
the northwestern parts of the state of
North Carolina. So we're still shrouding in

725
00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:53.639
clouds. There is some sun at
times, but we'll go through the day

726
00:57:53.960 --> 00:57:55.719
and see more and more of the
way of sunshine. And you know,

727
00:57:55.840 --> 00:58:00.119
y case, that is going to
be the theme as we go through the

728
00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:02.400
next five to maybe seven days.
Low pressure that's come out of the west

729
00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:06.639
is going to pass south of us, believe it or not, so in

730
00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:09.519
through parts of South Carolina and Georgia. There med be some rain, but

731
00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:14.159
other than that today, how about
the mid sixties. That sounds like a

732
00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:17.480
golf day to me in Sebruary.
Yeah, a little bit of a breeze

733
00:58:17.480 --> 00:58:21.840
around, which should see more sunshine
later. We'll get some clouds tonight,

734
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:23.880
load of mid thirties Sunday weekend,
but the front comes through and we are

735
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:29.480
cooler but where we should be or
even slightly above. Load of mid fifties

736
00:58:29.519 --> 00:58:32.480
overnight lows upper twenties to low thirties. Early next week looks sunny, fifty

737
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:36.360
to fifty five, probably load of
mid fifties once again with lows in the

738
00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:39.320
upper twenties to low thirties. It's
kind of like lather Ridge repeat Monday,

739
00:58:39.400 --> 00:58:45.679
Tuesday, Wednesday, all similar sunshine
with those temperatures and then even Thursday is

740
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:50.000
going to be sunny and warmer,
near sixty. Well, I had to

741
00:58:50.039 --> 00:58:52.559
cancel my trip next week, so
i'll actually be here. My snowmobile trip

742
00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:55.719
has been put off to March fourth. We're hoping for a late winter in

743
00:58:55.840 --> 00:59:00.360
northern New York State where right now
they're riding on snirt. If you don't

744
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:04.840
know what that is, yeah,
combination of snow and dirt and rocks and

745
00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:07.719
crossing streams. And so we put
it off. We're going to wait.

746
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:12.400
Hopefully the polar vortex will return and
mid month maybe is I've shown some signs

747
00:59:12.440 --> 00:59:15.760
and some colder I may try it
works out from Canada once again. So

748
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:17.679
when are you doing that? In
March? March fourth? Now, so

749
00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:21.800
the week of March fourth, Yeah, Russ and I have a week off

750
00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:24.119
in March, so oh wow,
the same week. No, no,

751
00:59:24.199 --> 00:59:27.679
no, no, it's later in
March. So it's the eight week of

752
00:59:27.719 --> 00:59:30.280
the eighteenth, so gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, So if you do move

753
00:59:30.320 --> 00:59:34.320
it again, try to move it
there and then boom. So yeah,

754
00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:37.239
then we'll light that up. Thank
you, sir, appreciate it. Okay,

755
00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:39.639
yep, all right, there you
go. Ray staging from the Weather

756
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:43.639
Channel. Appreciate that. All right, more calls hang loose. We'll get

757
00:59:43.679 --> 00:59:49.199
to that and much more here on
the CaCO Day radio program. It's wonderful.

758
00:59:50.719 --> 00:59:53.480
So yes, really over the last
couple of days, but again yesterday

759
00:59:53.559 --> 01:00:00.519
watching the Biden administration and their positions
and their's thoughts on what going on over

760
01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:04.840
in Israel as bonkers. They yesterday
they announced that they were going to sanction

761
01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:10.880
people who were going after civilians.
And the example that they used were Israeli's

762
01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:15.920
building inside of what is perceived although
some say it's part of the b Zone

763
01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:22.280
which is in dispute territory, so
homesteaders if you will. And I'm like,

764
01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:28.119
what about the cats that are still
holding one hundred citizens hostage? Right,

765
01:00:28.320 --> 01:00:30.559
so you get to sanction, all
right, whatever? But that wasn't

766
01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:34.280
that was that was, That's not
why we're here. Here's why we're here.

767
01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:42.199
So, as you know, following
the the killing of three US soldiers,

768
01:00:42.840 --> 01:00:47.760
three National Guard soldiers with that suicide
drone, the Bide administration said they

769
01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:53.719
were going to do something. They'll
get back to us. And what generally

770
01:00:53.800 --> 01:00:58.320
when you hear that, they don't
tell you the something, they show you

771
01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:00.960
the something. You know what I
mean. And obviously, if you're going

772
01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:06.440
to do something and you tell everybody, that could make it more difficult to

773
01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:09.199
do the thing that you want to
do. So in the case of you

774
01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:14.320
know, some good example like Barack
Obama didn't come on and hold a pressure

775
01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:19.840
before they went in after Bin Laden, he did it after Donald Trump.

776
01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:22.280
Same deal, in fact, same
exact position in the White House. I

777
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:27.119
kind of think he was wanting to
go for that. He's like, set

778
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:30.280
it up where that red hallway is, yeah, yeah, yeah, cames

779
01:01:30.320 --> 01:01:34.920
out and it comes out and then
we have to hear how we just turned

780
01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:37.360
a dude to miss and then he
did it again and it's like, ah,

781
01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:42.599
we chased him with dogs. All
of this was after because well this

782
01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:50.519
apparently NBC News and various others have
been privy to information from sources within the

783
01:01:50.559 --> 01:01:54.280
White House, and of course they
were prettying it. And the picture that

784
01:01:54.480 --> 01:02:00.360
developed was that the White House had
put together a strategy that quote they'll call

785
01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:04.760
it a campaign, and that's because
it would last weeks and they would be

786
01:02:04.880 --> 01:02:14.119
targeting quote Iranian targets outside of Iran, including various military groups receiving aid from

787
01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:21.440
Iran. That's pretty specific. Right, like we're would we we're talking about

788
01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:25.000
I think it's like thirty some groups
throughout the totality of the Middle East and

789
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:30.400
and other parts of the world that
I ran backs, but really three big

790
01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:37.119
ones, right, so you got
you got Hamas, although to some extent

791
01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:40.199
I don't believe Hamas is where they're
going. Initially they're letting Israel do that.

792
01:02:40.320 --> 01:02:45.800
But but you have you know,
just over in Libya you got the

793
01:02:45.880 --> 01:02:51.679
hoot these and uh you know,
uh it's the one. I'm well whatever,

794
01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:53.800
But these groups, right, they're
they're on a list and it's a

795
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:58.800
public list. So you report all
this. So what they're going to do

796
01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:04.039
for weeks is they're going to any
of these groups and or Iran Iran targets

797
01:03:04.119 --> 01:03:08.719
not in Iran. What do you
think happened? What? What do you

798
01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:14.159
what do you think happened? Well, you're gonna be shocked to learn that,

799
01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:21.239
uh, the Iranian backed terrorists responsible
for murdering three US soldiers and is

800
01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:28.440
en gingering dozens others uh in an
attack over the weekend have evacuated their bases.

801
01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:35.960
Man, I wonder if Ross do
you think there might be a connection

802
01:03:36.079 --> 01:03:39.920
there where the President of the United
States is like, yeah, here's here's

803
01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:44.960
who we're going to grease, and
and then the people are going to grease,

804
01:03:45.119 --> 01:03:47.800
like moved. This reminds me of
when he gave putin that do not

805
01:03:49.000 --> 01:03:52.760
hack these these things. List said
whatever you do, don't hack these these

806
01:03:52.800 --> 01:03:57.519
are the brilliant and then it was
like shortly thereafter some of those things got

807
01:03:57.559 --> 01:04:00.239
hacked, and he's like, how
could this have happened? Coincident? Yeah,

808
01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:05.320
strange coincidence. Yeah, so the
sou I don't I can't believe I

809
01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:09.320
have to sit here and explain this
to people. If you're gonna do that,

810
01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:14.039
right, and you are gonna do
it, we just do it.

811
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:16.840
You're already gonna do it. Just
do it. And then after you do

812
01:04:16.920 --> 01:04:19.199
it, I'm sure people can argue, hey, you should have done that,

813
01:04:19.280 --> 01:04:21.480
he should have done whatever. But
if you're gonna do it, do

814
01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:26.360
it. Take a stand. The
one the one thing I've never been critical

815
01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:31.840
because you know it is is the
bin Laden rate. Right when you when

816
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:35.239
you read about that and not I
don't mean just why zero dark thirty,

817
01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:41.079
because there are elements in there that
are part of this and you realize that

818
01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:46.519
you had you're gonna be violating another
country's airspace. So you make the decision

819
01:04:46.599 --> 01:04:50.000
that you don't care because if they're
you know, if they're housing this dude,

820
01:04:50.039 --> 01:04:56.119
then screw them. And you're going
on not one hundred percent sure,

821
01:04:57.239 --> 01:05:00.360
Uh you know the uh, the
intelligence had not the there's nothing definitive saying

822
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:09.239
that that was bin Laden. So
you know he had to make that decision,

823
01:05:09.519 --> 01:05:12.519
and he did, and I got
I got no beef with that.

824
01:05:13.760 --> 01:05:17.199
That's how you do that. So
like it's it's it's just dysfunction within this

825
01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:23.079
and it's it's the and it shows
you the relationship, just how cozy relationship

826
01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:27.679
is with because you know, they're
not telling this stuff to Fox, they're

827
01:05:27.719 --> 01:05:30.519
not telling this to lend Back.
They're telling to their buddies over at NBC

828
01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:32.960
run Out and they're like, Hey, we're gonna we're gonna do this thing.

829
01:05:34.079 --> 01:05:36.960
Can you imagine World War two?
How screwed we would have been.

830
01:05:39.079 --> 01:05:41.920
Yeah, that's a NBC news reporter. They're like, oh, that Calai

831
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:46.400
thing, that's that's not true,
that's a that's a psych And meanwhile Hitler's

832
01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:49.480
sitting there and oh okay, all
right, well let me let me move

833
01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:54.679
my tanks again. I mean in
actuality, Hitler was a n apple because

834
01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:57.840
he was coming down from his meth
high. But yeah, I got your

835
01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:01.119
point. I love the he was
napping during all that, like during the

836
01:06:01.320 --> 01:06:05.679
during d day and because he's so
stories went to the doctor that Pete was

837
01:06:05.719 --> 01:06:09.880
at right, he was napping and
that you have all his appears that are

838
01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:12.519
like should we wake him up?
I don't know, he's kind of grumpy

839
01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:15.000
in general. Ah, this is
the part we're ready to talk to Pete

840
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:16.920
and I like that segment. Well, we're not doing it today because we're

841
01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:21.400
here to destroy everything you love.
Or Pete had a doctor thing and wrote

842
01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:29.760
us a hilariously drugged up text yesterday
where Ross and I still didn't know whether

843
01:06:29.760 --> 01:06:31.000
he was going to be in or
not, but it was like David goes

844
01:06:31.039 --> 01:06:34.000
to the dentist, but with Pete. So we'll mock him next week over

845
01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:40.039
that. But yeah, he's uh, he was given the good stuff.

846
01:06:40.119 --> 01:06:45.559
Man, not making a lot of
sense, but that's okay. We'll truck

847
01:06:45.639 --> 01:06:46.880
on. By the way, thank
you many of you have sent me the

848
01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:50.880
the hoodie story. Ross, did
you hear about hoodie? I don't care

849
01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:54.159
about the hoo thies anymore, mate, just but just bomb yem it.

850
01:06:54.239 --> 01:06:57.760
I don't care well, I just
don't care. Well what no, who

851
01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:09.119
tea? Who tea? Yeah hooies
No this bomblem. Well, I was

852
01:07:09.159 --> 01:07:12.079
looking at a I was looking at
like a missile chart where they were firing

853
01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:15.840
their munitions at ships, and it's
like it's like he played battleship but you

854
01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:23.079
didn't understand how to play it,
and you didn't and you were also using

855
01:07:23.199 --> 01:07:30.480
numbers way outside the grid. They're
really bad at it, so so that

856
01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:32.079
you know, if you're gonna if
you're doing a pun, then you could

857
01:07:32.079 --> 01:07:36.840
say that they're blowing fish up.
So that's all I got. So Darius

858
01:07:36.920 --> 01:07:42.880
Rucker arrested and tried it, says
arrested. It sounds like he was pulled

859
01:07:42.920 --> 01:07:47.400
over his tags were expired, and
they hit him with the possession of the

860
01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:50.559
most minor drug possession trip. I
assume he probably had pot in the car,

861
01:07:50.719 --> 01:07:56.079
he had a vape or something.
I think what I think is funny

862
01:07:56.199 --> 01:07:59.320
is people are like, oh my
gosh, I can't believe this, and

863
01:07:59.400 --> 01:08:05.119
I'm like, did did you ever
hear him back? Like if listen listen

864
01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:09.199
to I mean, obviously things have
changed now, but like back in the

865
01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:12.840
day. He was talking about how
they would do a thing where they would

866
01:08:12.920 --> 01:08:15.520
party and then the any in the
band they would just party while they're on

867
01:08:15.640 --> 01:08:19.560
tour, and there was a contest
to see who could stay up for the

868
01:08:19.640 --> 01:08:26.439
most days, and like somebody was
awake for four days or something. But

869
01:08:26.760 --> 01:08:31.159
do you think that was with coffee? So yeah, it's rockstar lifestyle.

870
01:08:31.239 --> 01:08:33.520
What I think that might surprise a
lot of people though, because it is

871
01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:36.520
Hoody and the Blowfish, because they
do seem like a bit more wholesome than

872
01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:40.600
other bands of like the nineties,
like you compare them to with a Nirvana

873
01:08:40.680 --> 01:08:43.399
or somebody like that. Yeah,
no, no, no, you know,

874
01:08:43.479 --> 01:08:46.640
I get that. But it's like, come on, man, that's

875
01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:51.000
uh is right there? Just google
it now. He you know, he

876
01:08:51.039 --> 01:08:56.079
says, that's all in the past, and look, that's that's the rock

877
01:08:56.119 --> 01:08:59.439
star life, even if you're a
country artist or if you're a pop artist

878
01:08:59.560 --> 01:09:03.399
or whatever. It is. So
yeah, but thank you. I do

879
01:09:03.520 --> 01:09:08.279
have the story. Okay, all
right, very good. Uh let's see

880
01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:14.359
speaking of actually speaking of let me
do this. I was gonna pivot over

881
01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:15.520
to another story, but I want
to make sure I get this in.

882
01:09:15.640 --> 01:09:19.239
So I'm gonna kick off the hour
with this. Have you seen the insanity

883
01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:26.840
that that a lawmaker? And I
say a lawmaker, And I think it's

884
01:09:27.119 --> 01:09:31.520
very important to differentiate, right,
because the media loves to go out and

885
01:09:32.039 --> 01:09:38.439
like gim her when like Charlie Christ
said something and they and because he had

886
01:09:38.479 --> 01:09:43.520
an opinion on something that was the
state, that was the position of the

887
01:09:43.720 --> 01:09:46.319
entire Republican Party, and then they
decided to use I can't remember what it

888
01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:50.439
was. It was just something where
he was the only one wanting to do

889
01:09:50.600 --> 01:09:55.760
this thing, and because they felt
it would reflect badly, the media is

890
01:09:55.800 --> 01:09:58.319
like, oh, they all want
to do it, so you have to

891
01:09:58.359 --> 01:10:03.279
provide context. So I will provide
context. A Illinois state representative from Chicago

892
01:10:04.640 --> 01:10:10.520
introduced legislation. Now, to be
fair, he did have a few other

893
01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:16.560
legislators who tweeted out how they liked
what was introduced, but it was his

894
01:10:16.760 --> 01:10:21.039
name on the bill. However,
it's important to point out that he is

895
01:10:23.319 --> 01:10:30.880
chiefs chairman of the Judiciary Committee.
So this is not some rando who got

896
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:33.600
in at the last election. This
is this is somebody who served for a

897
01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:41.479
while. This is somebody who chairs
what is a very powerful committee in most

898
01:10:41.600 --> 01:10:45.960
legislative bodies, and obviously in the
state of Illinois with crime in Chicago and

899
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:54.399
everything, you bet, and he
proposed the following legislation under the under the

900
01:10:54.800 --> 01:10:58.079
terms, and now he is saying
now he's pulled back on this again.

901
01:10:58.279 --> 01:11:02.720
Context matters, But under the bill, cops would not be allowed to make

902
01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:06.960
many of the traffic stops or enforce
many of the traffic laws they currently do.

903
01:11:09.279 --> 01:11:13.840
This would include things like expired plates
so hood he would have been saved,

904
01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:20.479
tinted windows, improper lane usage,
and speeding unless there are more than

905
01:11:20.600 --> 01:11:28.159
twenty five miles an hour over the
posted limit. Think of that insanity,

906
01:11:28.880 --> 01:11:30.600
right, you know, when you're
on you know, you're on I forty

907
01:11:30.880 --> 01:11:35.359
and somebody's twenty five over, they
still stick out. You're on your kids

908
01:11:35.479 --> 01:11:42.920
schools street and somebody's twenty five over. The people are drag racing there.

909
01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:46.720
So to just do that across the
board was crazy to me, and it

910
01:11:46.880 --> 01:11:55.840
gets even crazier. The legislation also
stated that any evidence of criminal wrongdoing discovered

911
01:11:56.199 --> 01:12:01.600
during a traffic stop could not be
used any trial, hearing or other proceeding,

912
01:12:06.760 --> 01:12:11.119
and it also reads the evidence could
also not be used even if the

913
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:16.680
driver permitted police to search their vehicle. A Ross. I don't think your

914
01:12:16.760 --> 01:12:21.720
show could last if there wasn't the
stuff that happens once the stop is made

915
01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:25.520
and they're like, oh the cocaine
blue in here right right, the on

916
01:12:25.640 --> 01:12:28.560
patrol ivy at least no way,
dude, dude actually has an ARCI,

917
01:12:28.640 --> 01:12:30.760
So it's not going to happen.
It's like done, little math a little

918
01:12:30.760 --> 01:12:33.760
bit. I feel like they stole
my platform though, because they said once

919
01:12:33.800 --> 01:12:36.359
I become sheriff, there's not going
to be any more traffic. Violet.

920
01:12:36.399 --> 01:12:40.520
I'm not going to pursue that because
I'm just too busy, right, just

921
01:12:40.600 --> 01:12:44.680
too busy. So, but you
were so busy with what dude. It's

922
01:12:44.760 --> 01:12:47.600
technical, it's it's law legal in
the constant. It's the kind of above

923
01:12:47.680 --> 01:12:49.279
your head. I don't mean to
insult you, but I kind of did,

924
01:12:49.439 --> 01:12:53.840
right listen. I just I'm too
busy. I can't do it when

925
01:12:54.079 --> 01:12:56.159
what you do in your car that
you paid for in the roads, that

926
01:12:56.199 --> 01:12:59.880
you paid for none of my business. Vote hates for sheriff, right right.

927
01:13:00.479 --> 01:13:02.960
So in Chicago, if this bill
would pass, I could literally get

928
01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:08.840
pulled over. Look like a powdered
donut. Just covered in cocaine cake.

929
01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:12.359
No, I don't even have to
expeact it, like, yeah, that's

930
01:13:12.399 --> 01:13:17.560
cocaine. Oh you pulled me over, isn't you? Meh huh. You'd

931
01:13:17.560 --> 01:13:20.279
be dude, if you had that
much blow in your car, you just

932
01:13:20.319 --> 01:13:24.199
be like if you're hauling like you're
you're smuggling for the cartels, you got

933
01:13:24.279 --> 01:13:28.920
like fifty kilos in your trunk.
The first thing you should do is drive

934
01:13:29.079 --> 01:13:32.000
by police. They're like sitting there
doing paperwork or clocking people or whatever,

935
01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:35.439
and do whatever you can to get
them pulled over, to get you pulled

936
01:13:35.479 --> 01:13:40.439
over. You know what I'm saying, Because now all of that evidence is

937
01:13:40.520 --> 01:13:46.039
fruit of the poisonous tree. Well, here is uh, here is the

938
01:13:46.119 --> 01:13:53.079
best part. The name, the
name, which very often, right,

939
01:13:53.399 --> 01:14:00.279
very often is tacked a legislator's name
is tacked onto a bill, right,

940
01:14:00.520 --> 01:14:04.880
McCain, fine gold. You know
there's lots of examples. Obamacare, even

941
01:14:04.920 --> 01:14:09.680
though it's called the Affordable Care Act, we associate the names. And frankly,

942
01:14:10.079 --> 01:14:14.840
I'm sad and this dude doesn't call
this his name, and the word

943
01:14:14.960 --> 01:14:20.439
would act or whatever after or reform
because his name is justin slaughter. And

944
01:14:20.680 --> 01:14:27.439
I think calling this the Slaughter Act
would be absolutely on the nose man,

945
01:14:29.880 --> 01:14:34.520
just too perfect, dude, I
love that. Oh you pulled me over.

946
01:14:34.720 --> 01:14:36.880
Well, Jad now you can't.
Now it's all now, it's this

947
01:14:38.000 --> 01:14:44.960
cocaine's legal rights as the founders intended. That's what they said. Did you

948
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:46.520
read the Federalist paper? Well,
that's right, you're busy with your technical

949
01:14:46.600 --> 01:14:51.479
stuff, so busy, so busy. Yeah, but he has now withdrawn

950
01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:58.520
the bill. After he said quote, he received surprising pushback from someone within

951
01:14:58.600 --> 01:15:02.880
the party. Don't worry. They'll
get there for you. Eventually, they'll

952
01:15:03.159 --> 01:15:08.039
get I'm sure what the actually told
him is not right now. Little by

953
01:15:08.119 --> 01:15:12.000
little you can't go full force,
which is you know, which is really

954
01:15:12.079 --> 01:15:16.079
the strategy, and a lot of
this stuff, but terrifying that the at

955
01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:20.640
the same time, all right,
let me let me grab this. So

956
01:15:21.560 --> 01:15:30.079
PBS has a documentary out about January
sixth, and not necessarily the day,

957
01:15:30.439 --> 01:15:35.800
but the committee. So they were
filming. What was weird is do you

958
01:15:35.880 --> 01:15:41.319
remember they were filming and then Nancy
Pelosi's what daughter was filming on January six

959
01:15:41.399 --> 01:15:44.319
shooting a documentary. It's like there's
a lot of documentaries going on. This

960
01:15:44.439 --> 01:15:50.119
is about the committee and so the
what is it's it's it's the name of

961
01:15:50.199 --> 01:15:55.319
this thing, Well, the January
sixth Committee. This is a PBS documentary

962
01:15:56.880 --> 01:16:03.079
and and actually it was ABC News
dude who started to have this produce and

963
01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:05.800
then he went over to PBS,
so he brought the documentary with him.

964
01:16:06.119 --> 01:16:11.800
Okay, so they're talking to the
various committee members and discussing this, and

965
01:16:12.039 --> 01:16:18.640
there were some and I guess technically
I was one of them who realized,

966
01:16:19.600 --> 01:16:26.319
with like the coverage the times,
they were picking right where they wanted this

967
01:16:26.439 --> 01:16:31.840
write in prime time. They scheduled
it so it didn't conflict with high ratings

968
01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:35.920
events with networks knowing that that would
get them their best coverage, and then

969
01:16:36.560 --> 01:16:43.479
it underperformed in network broadcasting to the
point where the networks, after a couple

970
01:16:44.279 --> 01:16:46.399
bites, decided, now we're not
going to do this anymore because they were

971
01:16:46.399 --> 01:16:50.119
averaging four to five million less than
they would have in those time slots.

972
01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:57.279
But this gives you some perspective on
the thinking of the committee members, who

973
01:16:57.359 --> 01:17:00.000
if you remember all Democrats. Well, I was going to say, with

974
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:04.279
the exception of the two Republicans that
Pelosi put on there, but I'm going

975
01:17:04.319 --> 01:17:10.520
to go with all Democrats and all
really just just Trump. We're here to

976
01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:14.880
get Trump Man. But they would
never say that out loud. You know,

977
01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:17.439
that's the quiet part. You don't
say out loud, right right.

978
01:17:17.840 --> 01:17:24.960
Thompson's committee had gathered a trove of
information. The challenge what to do with

979
01:17:25.079 --> 01:17:30.760
it. The one thing that we
knew was the information that we have is

980
01:17:30.840 --> 01:17:33.760
compelling. The thing we needed to
do was tell that to the American people

981
01:17:33.800 --> 01:17:39.119
in a compelling way. So that's
why we brought in the former president of

982
01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:45.079
ABC News. Yeah, I got
a call pretty much out of the blue

983
01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:49.960
from the January sixth committee. They
wanted a storyteller. And while they were

984
01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:55.520
brilliant, they were brilliant lawyers,
storytelling for a mass audience is not what

985
01:17:55.680 --> 01:18:00.560
they do. To bring in a
guy like this who would fain think outside

986
01:18:00.600 --> 01:18:03.399
the box really did prove to be
fruitful, And it was Goldston who really

987
01:18:03.439 --> 01:18:08.039
began to envision this as in a
way, a kind of mini series that

988
01:18:08.119 --> 01:18:11.159
there would be, you know,
sort of nine episodes, and that these

989
01:18:11.199 --> 01:18:16.359
episodes would tackle particular themes. Do
you remember do you remember hearing when because

990
01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:21.640
they reported that they literally brought in
this former ABC News guy and it was

991
01:18:21.960 --> 01:18:26.079
what was the reasoning They said,
Well, they said basically they needed they

992
01:18:26.159 --> 01:18:30.039
needed to know how to structure it
so it was you could digest a lot

993
01:18:30.119 --> 01:18:34.439
of information. That's not the conversation
they're having as you listen to it.

994
01:18:34.479 --> 01:18:36.600
They're talking about, how do we
make a mini series out of this?

995
01:18:38.399 --> 01:18:43.600
I mean, if you didn't think
it was theater before watched this little just

996
01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:46.880
watch the little snippet. Man,
it's not just theater. It's theater where

997
01:18:46.880 --> 01:18:53.640
they brought in consultants so that it's
better theater. They're not they're not even

998
01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:57.119
bringing up the reasons they were lying
to people about it back then, Tackle

999
01:18:57.239 --> 01:19:02.319
the Capitol the investigation first hearing was
primetime television as the nation is about to

1000
01:19:02.359 --> 01:19:05.840
witness it a fighting moment, the
first hearing before the country the results of

1001
01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:12.600
the January sixth investigation. This is
an extraordinary moment in American history. When

1002
01:19:12.680 --> 01:19:15.039
it came to that first hearing,
we knew how high the stakes were.

1003
01:19:15.359 --> 01:19:19.760
It's about to hold its first prime
time hearing. We were either going to,

1004
01:19:20.399 --> 01:19:25.159
you know, make people realize that
this is important, you know,

1005
01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:29.680
or once once you've lost them,
you've lost them for good. I mean,

1006
01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:32.720
this is It is exactly the same
way that you would structure any TV

1007
01:19:32.880 --> 01:19:39.520
show or mini series or whatever.
At least I these are conversations I would

1008
01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:44.520
assume or had, But this is
this is literally the functionality of government.

1009
01:19:45.319 --> 01:19:50.720
So it gets more insane when you
start talking about mini series and everything seems

1010
01:19:50.760 --> 01:19:55.159
to be ratings driven. I mean, that's the mindset here, it's all

1011
01:19:55.279 --> 01:19:58.640
ratings driven. On the evening of
June ninth, eight oh one pm,

1012
01:19:59.119 --> 01:20:03.279
the doors opened. My heart was
beating pretty fast on June ninth, and

1013
01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:11.119
it was a real question of is
this gonna work or not? H right,

1014
01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:14.039
everybody, here we go five on
the line, please, I'm in

1015
01:20:14.159 --> 01:20:19.520
this tiny control room right on the
stairs from Canon Coolcus and we calmed down

1016
01:20:19.760 --> 01:20:26.239
to the start of the herring and
at that point, what can you do?

1017
01:20:28.399 --> 01:20:34.239
Here? We go in three two
one, the Select Committee to Investigate

1018
01:20:34.319 --> 01:20:42.319
the January sixth Attack on a United
States Capital will be in order without objects.

1019
01:20:42.439 --> 01:20:45.680
We wanted to make sure that this
was a presentation that would grab the

1020
01:20:45.720 --> 01:20:48.800
audience and hold on to him.
Chairman Thompson loved to say, it's got

1021
01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:53.359
to pop. No, you just
have to. If you're holding this and

1022
01:20:53.399 --> 01:20:57.399
you're doing this and then people know
what it's called. That's the extent of

1023
01:20:57.439 --> 01:21:00.840
the obligation there. This bringing in
of a crew, bringing in people that

1024
01:21:00.920 --> 01:21:04.880
have produced all these events, calling
it a miniseries, structuring a mini series

1025
01:21:04.960 --> 01:21:11.960
over this, and then putting a
documentary together to boot that was done by

1026
01:21:12.119 --> 01:21:19.479
his own people partially to create this
this like you know what, it feels

1027
01:21:19.479 --> 01:21:26.640
like a documentary that would be done
in retrospect of some big important TV thing,

1028
01:21:27.720 --> 01:21:30.680
right, some historical like Live AID. Right, this sounds like this

1029
01:21:30.800 --> 01:21:34.439
sounds like a behind the scenes thing
where they were talking about how to structure

1030
01:21:35.319 --> 01:21:41.600
Live AID right where because remember that
was what it was three cities in Philadelphia

1031
01:21:41.720 --> 01:21:44.000
was the one in the US.
It's been that's a long time ago.

1032
01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:48.039
But like this is the kind of
discussion and documentary put together. And they're

1033
01:21:48.079 --> 01:21:54.079
doing this for a function of government, for a committee that one side wasn't

1034
01:21:54.079 --> 01:21:59.239
even allowed to appoint their own members
to. And it became abundantly clear based

1035
01:21:59.279 --> 01:22:01.640
on those ratings, so that it
doesn't matter how much you polish said turd,

1036
01:22:01.720 --> 01:22:04.760
it's still a turd. I remember
the majority of Americans minds. I

1037
01:22:04.800 --> 01:22:08.560
remember when this was going down,
we said that the whole thing looked too

1038
01:22:08.640 --> 01:22:12.000
polished. Yeah, and so so
when you're seeing someone this, you're like,

1039
01:22:12.159 --> 01:22:15.199
there's sort of like a feeling of
fakery behind it. One hundred percent

1040
01:22:15.359 --> 01:22:19.880
loose people automatically. Yeah, if
you watched a congressional hearing, that's just

1041
01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:24.760
congressional. Here. There's bloviating,
lots of bloviating, and a lot of

1042
01:22:24.800 --> 01:22:28.960
times there's questions that are just the
dumbest thing you've ever heard, because you're

1043
01:22:28.960 --> 01:22:33.439
dealing with people who have no knowledge
of the subject matter or or or don't

1044
01:22:33.479 --> 01:22:36.479
do any research and are asking things
they're at you know, they're asking my

1045
01:22:36.840 --> 01:22:43.399
Mark Zuckerberg in that hearing, wait
you can Facebook's free? Don't you want

1046
01:22:43.439 --> 01:22:45.520
to make any money? And he's
like, yeah, we sell ads,

1047
01:22:45.680 --> 01:22:50.279
like like the tech stuff was embarrassing, although him getting cowed in that meeting

1048
01:22:50.319 --> 01:22:54.560
the other day was kind of funny. But yeah, you're right, too

1049
01:22:54.640 --> 01:22:59.159
polished and and and like that's the
hallmark of a hearing. I want to

1050
01:22:59.199 --> 01:23:04.399
hear some INFI a little complaining,
the chair being smug, dumb questions,

1051
01:23:04.479 --> 01:23:09.039
dumber answers. Let me look,
is guam gonna tip over or not?

1052
01:23:09.479 --> 01:23:15.239
The public wants to know, give
me the guam hearing man. You can't

1053
01:23:15.319 --> 01:23:19.479
fake that. You have to be
a seventy seven year old lawmaker with syphilis

1054
01:23:19.640 --> 01:23:24.720
or some of sort of STD I
think is the final excuse for that behavior,

1055
01:23:25.039 --> 01:23:29.000
as the founders intended. Yes,
yeah, that's on the fly,

1056
01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:31.479
that's live, that's real, and
people know the difference. We'll be back,

1057
01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:36.720
get this Friday over and get the
weekend thing going on. Although no,

1058
01:23:36.960 --> 01:23:41.560
I shouldn't say no football, depending
on what you think of the Pro

1059
01:23:41.640 --> 01:23:46.159
Bowl, I guess, but uh, we'll see, we'll see. So

1060
01:23:46.199 --> 01:23:50.119
I was just mentioning to Ross off
the air because we'd brought up on Patrol

1061
01:23:50.279 --> 01:23:57.560
that this goes for the on patrol
cops or really any video showing law enforcement

1062
01:23:57.680 --> 01:24:02.600
interacting with the public. Some of
my favorite right moments are when somebody is

1063
01:24:02.840 --> 01:24:06.880
like, they got to come up
with a lie, and they forgot the

1064
01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:13.199
kiss recommendation, not the band,
but the keep it simple, stupid recommendation,

1065
01:24:13.399 --> 01:24:17.399
which really will serve you in a
lot of lot of instances. Uh,

1066
01:24:17.680 --> 01:24:21.680
And so they come up with the
with the craziest, most convoluted thing

1067
01:24:21.760 --> 01:24:26.680
you ever heard, and then there's
a few out of that selection every now

1068
01:24:26.720 --> 01:24:31.119
and then where it is true like
they're like, oh, we found out

1069
01:24:31.159 --> 01:24:33.760
he's got a long lost twin.
It really wasn't him, but most of

1070
01:24:33.800 --> 01:24:36.840
them are just immediately you're just like, oh, dude, you're so screwed.

1071
01:24:36.960 --> 01:24:41.840
I think they make it over complicated, assuming somebody wouldn't think they would

1072
01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:45.439
make it over complicated. Yeah,
but now there's twin. Instead of one

1073
01:24:45.560 --> 01:24:47.439
data point to check the veracity,
there's fifty. Right, Well, the

1074
01:24:47.479 --> 01:24:50.319
difference is you're not messing around with, like, you know, your boyfriend

1075
01:24:50.359 --> 01:24:54.079
or girlfriend trying to get away with
something. You're dealing with a cop that's

1076
01:24:54.079 --> 01:24:58.119
probably really good at this. Yeah, it very at least has access to

1077
01:24:58.239 --> 01:25:02.239
resources, immediate resources. But you
know, like, oh, the cocaine

1078
01:25:02.279 --> 01:25:05.079
in my purse, it was he
It blew in through the window and landed

1079
01:25:05.159 --> 01:25:08.479
in there. It's the Gulf Stream. Happens all the time, is it.

1080
01:25:08.720 --> 01:25:12.880
Yeah, it's the Gulf. It's
when the Gulf Stream hits El Nino

1081
01:25:13.119 --> 01:25:15.640
and then there's just cocaine everywhere.
Gotta be fair, Like, if you

1082
01:25:15.840 --> 01:25:19.000
had a beachfront home and there was
palace cocaine, you could literally go that

1083
01:25:19.159 --> 01:25:21.840
just washed up there, and you
probably might be right. If you're in

1084
01:25:21.880 --> 01:25:27.640
the Florida keys. Okay, So
I point this out because this uh,

1085
01:25:28.359 --> 01:25:38.439
Philip Morton is this guy's name.
He was arrested outside of a what is

1086
01:25:38.520 --> 01:25:43.800
the name of this lockup facility?
Oh, it's in Portsmouth, whatever,

1087
01:25:44.359 --> 01:25:46.600
I doesn't matter. He's outside of
a jail and he's doing a thing that

1088
01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:51.159
unfortunately others do and is a thing
and as a result, jail officials are

1089
01:25:51.239 --> 01:25:57.119
keeping an eye out for, and
that's using a drone to literally drop contraband

1090
01:25:57.319 --> 01:26:00.520
into the jail. Right, so, it can be bag of drugs,

1091
01:26:00.640 --> 01:26:04.399
it can be cell phone. In
this case, it was a cell phone.

1092
01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:10.680
And so they they've seen this,
they've seen this show before. And

1093
01:26:10.880 --> 01:26:14.439
so the reaction and I guess,
if you're an idiot like this guy,

1094
01:26:15.479 --> 01:26:19.680
you didn't cont you didn't contemplate what
the reaction is. The reaction is exactly

1095
01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:24.279
what I thought it would be.
If I know people are using drones to

1096
01:26:24.399 --> 01:26:29.640
drop stuff in and I know the
range requirements for most drones, most consumer

1097
01:26:29.760 --> 01:26:34.600
drones. I'm gonna have one.
I'm gonna have some officers, some deputies

1098
01:26:34.680 --> 01:26:39.760
whatever deal with whatever was dropped and
if there were prisoners there, get a

1099
01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:44.039
lockdown it, get it handled.
But I also from the moment I see

1100
01:26:44.119 --> 01:26:48.680
that drone, I'm having I'm having
deputies outside the walls finding whoever's flying the

1101
01:26:48.760 --> 01:26:53.439
drone. Who's gonna stick out.
He can't be too far or she can't

1102
01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:57.720
be too far, and she's gonna
have a drone controller or a bewildered look

1103
01:26:57.840 --> 01:27:04.119
on their face. Well that's exactly
what they did within moments. Sheriff pino

1104
01:27:06.079 --> 01:27:12.199
A Medio pino A Media is the
dude's name. Okay, that's the sheriff,

1105
01:27:12.800 --> 01:27:18.600
he said. The deputies moments later
were outside of the prison and came

1106
01:27:18.760 --> 01:27:23.880
upon this Philip Morton dude in a
shrub. So he said, he's down

1107
01:27:23.920 --> 01:27:26.520
in the bushes, thinking they can't
and of course they find him because they

1108
01:27:26.560 --> 01:27:30.319
got dogs and stuff. Here's where
it gets good. All are you ready?

1109
01:27:32.520 --> 01:27:39.960
Deputies armed with dogs. So they
heard rustling in the undergrowth near the

1110
01:27:40.039 --> 01:27:45.920
prison and when they happened upon Morton, they asked what are you doing?

1111
01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:50.199
Because they like threw the remote or
the controller right and they're like, what

1112
01:27:50.279 --> 01:27:56.479
are you doing? And this is
what Morton told the deputies. Morton told

1113
01:27:57.119 --> 01:28:01.840
the prison officials he was searching for
his at chihuahuah that had been dog napped

1114
01:28:01.960 --> 01:28:13.680
by a Romanian gypsy circus troop.
What the gypsy stole his chihuahua? Man?

1115
01:28:16.239 --> 01:28:20.000
What do you laughing? Can you
a bad dude? Can you imagine

1116
01:28:20.239 --> 01:28:25.560
the stress when you had when you're
cha if somebody coming to your home dressed

1117
01:28:25.600 --> 01:28:29.119
as you know, the bearded lady
with a you know, but a gypsy

1118
01:28:29.600 --> 01:28:31.640
and stole your chihuahua. Oh my
god. Yeah, you're like Liam Neeson

1119
01:28:31.640 --> 01:28:40.199
had taken the Albanian gypsies come in
to take her. Believe it or not.

1120
01:28:40.399 --> 01:28:42.439
Did they buy it? They did
not, They did not buy it,

1121
01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:45.680
and then they located the controller and
then he confessed. But yeah,

1122
01:28:46.079 --> 01:28:48.680
no word on whether the he's getting
chihuahua back. I don't even know.

1123
01:28:50.279 --> 01:28:54.199
Well they say the tug on people's
heartstrings where I bring up your children to

1124
01:28:54.239 --> 01:29:00.359
your pets. Yeah, but but
here's here's the vergin. Here's the version

1125
01:29:00.439 --> 01:29:03.119
of it. I'm looking for a
lost dog. Done put a period after

1126
01:29:03.239 --> 01:29:06.239
it. But you better have also
some evidence that you had a dog.

1127
01:29:06.960 --> 01:29:11.720
So if you had a dog and
like, then you can go out because

1128
01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:15.359
it's tougher to test the veracity of
it. But you just made up.

1129
01:29:15.520 --> 01:29:21.359
You just made up a television show
pilot right me, Like like on the

1130
01:29:21.439 --> 01:29:28.640
Animal Animal Network or whatever what is
the Animal network called whatever? Animal planet?

1131
01:29:28.720 --> 01:29:30.680
There we go like that's like if
you want to all right, that's

1132
01:29:30.760 --> 01:29:33.159
like you're in a pitch meaning an
animal planet. They're like, all right,

1133
01:29:34.239 --> 01:29:40.000
we I want to do a spin
on taken all right? Like it

1134
01:29:40.039 --> 01:29:42.880
what else do you got for me? All right? But you know this

1135
01:29:43.039 --> 01:29:45.920
is animal planet, right, So
it's not gonna be wife and kids.

1136
01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:47.560
It's it's gonna have to be pets. Oh, people love pets. What

1137
01:29:47.600 --> 01:29:51.680
candappen they do? This is animal
Planet, we know, and uh yeah,

1138
01:29:51.880 --> 01:29:58.880
so we're gonna we'll have a little
adorable get the taco bell dog people.

1139
01:29:59.159 --> 01:30:00.600
Yeah. People love time ducks.
Yeah yeah, yeah, what else

1140
01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:08.920
you got the tiny duck? You're
not gonna believe this. A traveling roving

1141
01:30:09.319 --> 01:30:15.000
gypsy circus troop is in the area
and they got a hanker in for chihuahua.

1142
01:30:15.079 --> 01:30:17.840
Oh my god. Yeah yeah yeah
yeah, so that will that'll set

1143
01:30:17.880 --> 01:30:23.319
it off and then boom. Our
protagonists will go and try to try to

1144
01:30:23.760 --> 01:30:29.800
find his chihuahua, and as extra
added stress, he will be mistakenly apprehended

1145
01:30:29.840 --> 01:30:34.479
by sheriff's deputies for flying phones into
prisons in this wacky miss you know,

1146
01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:39.399
it's one of these wacky mix ups
that happens from time to time on these

1147
01:30:39.439 --> 01:30:42.439
sitcom style shows. So what do
you think? And they're like, yeah,

1148
01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:47.560
green light that absolutely, So I
can't wait. Next time I get

1149
01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:50.159
pulled over and they go, why
are you speeding, I'm gonna tell him

1150
01:30:50.199 --> 01:30:58.279
I'm being chased by gypsy circus dog
knappers and then probably go straight to jail

1151
01:30:59.359 --> 01:31:02.640
a man. Right, sure you
win, and uh, because frankly,

1152
01:31:02.680 --> 01:31:08.840
I don't know if I've ever seen
anything that crazy as what somebody told deputies.

1153
01:31:09.680 --> 01:31:11.880
Hold on, let's get rased agic
in here, all right, ray?

1154
01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:15.000
Did you this is a crazy story. It's it starts as a normal

1155
01:31:15.079 --> 01:31:17.760
one that I probably would even do, where some guy was trying to fly

1156
01:31:17.920 --> 01:31:24.039
contramand using a small drone into a
prison, right, but he didn't realize

1157
01:31:24.079 --> 01:31:27.560
like prison people know, the prison
officials know about this, and they've seen

1158
01:31:27.640 --> 01:31:30.399
this, they seen this show,
and so they literally when they see that,

1159
01:31:30.560 --> 01:31:33.720
they have a group that goes gets
the drone and whatever it had and

1160
01:31:33.760 --> 01:31:39.159
any prisoners. But and they immediately
send deputies outside of the walls because the

1161
01:31:39.279 --> 01:31:43.079
person can't be far for the drone, right, and they and what they

1162
01:31:43.119 --> 01:31:45.479
want to do is they want to
follow the drone back. They're not dumb.

1163
01:31:45.560 --> 01:31:48.920
And so they find this guy in
the bushes and he tells the officers

1164
01:31:49.920 --> 01:31:56.840
quote, I was looking for my
chihuahua, which had been dognapped by Romanian

1165
01:31:57.000 --> 01:32:08.359
circus gypsies. The greatest excuse I've
ever heard mostly was immediately disbelieved. And

1166
01:32:08.439 --> 01:32:13.439
then yeah, right, I would
hope they would be disbelieved, right,

1167
01:32:14.039 --> 01:32:17.399
But the need of some people to
go crazy detailed when you're telling a lie.

1168
01:32:17.520 --> 01:32:19.479
That's how you get caught. Bro. You got to go simple,

1169
01:32:20.039 --> 01:32:23.840
gotta go simple. Yeah, yeah, I mean you got to be more

1170
01:32:23.880 --> 01:32:26.640
creative than that. Right, Well, they're criminals. I mean, what

1171
01:32:26.720 --> 01:32:29.920
do we expect today today? You
would say you were looking for a groundhog,

1172
01:32:29.960 --> 01:32:31.520
so you knew what to wear.
Yeah, and you know what.

1173
01:32:31.760 --> 01:32:36.079
The groundhog was looking for something too. It did not find it and find

1174
01:32:36.079 --> 01:32:40.479
the shadow. Officially, what do
we do here? Locally? We've got

1175
01:32:40.560 --> 01:32:45.600
like a groundhog or in Georgia they
got lee and they didn't see his shadow.

1176
01:32:45.640 --> 01:32:47.520
I don't think it's a lot of
nay. One of the groundhogs here

1177
01:32:47.560 --> 01:32:53.399
in North Carolina I think they stopped
doing it or something because it was cruel

1178
01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:57.199
or something. I'm just like,
it is cruel to me having to hear

1179
01:32:57.239 --> 01:33:00.039
about it for a week. But
how do you think I feel? All

1180
01:33:00.039 --> 01:33:03.560
the shenanigans that we pulled this morning
on a cable network. I was just

1181
01:33:03.720 --> 01:33:08.439
like, yeah, we were kind
of sir, Sir Walter, Sir Walter

1182
01:33:08.720 --> 01:33:12.079
Valey. Yeah, the four thing, you had all the people, like,

1183
01:33:12.319 --> 01:33:15.600
you know, how many drunk people
can you get before six am to

1184
01:33:15.640 --> 01:33:19.479
gather? That must have been a
fun time. Anyway, Wait, but

1185
01:33:19.640 --> 01:33:25.439
you can drink at this thing at
six am allegedly allegedly rumor these are all

1186
01:33:25.520 --> 01:33:28.319
rumors. I'm not I'm not saying
anything that's uh, but I mean the

1187
01:33:28.359 --> 01:33:30.319
place is off jammed, and then
you know once they put once they made

1188
01:33:30.359 --> 01:33:33.279
the call, everybody just split.
I don't know if they were going home

1189
01:33:33.319 --> 01:33:35.600
to go to sleep or they were
going to work, but it was crazy

1190
01:33:35.920 --> 01:33:42.199
drink wild turkeys since you're in Gobbler's
knob or that's not a bad idea,

1191
01:33:43.479 --> 01:33:45.439
bad memories from that one. I'll
stay away, but you know, we're

1192
01:33:45.439 --> 01:33:48.439
in good shape. On whether it's
six more weeks of winter or not.

1193
01:33:49.279 --> 01:33:53.279
The numbers are going to be at
or above average in the next few days.

1194
01:33:53.279 --> 01:33:56.840
Should be around the low fifties.
Try a triangle this time of year.

1195
01:33:56.880 --> 01:33:59.119
Today, well into the sixties.
These clouds are going to go away

1196
01:33:59.479 --> 01:34:04.119
already start and see some breaks in
the clouds just east of Bringinsborough and Winston,

1197
01:34:04.199 --> 01:34:08.720
Sale and Thomasville. I'm here and
there down near Troy and Charlotte.

1198
01:34:08.720 --> 01:34:11.479
But there's still more clouds west.
So we'll see more and more sunshine later

1199
01:34:11.560 --> 01:34:14.760
today with the load of mid sixties
and a breeze. We'll go through tonight

1200
01:34:14.760 --> 01:34:17.319
a little cooler. Tomorrow morning loada
mid thirties. Great weekend sun load of

1201
01:34:17.359 --> 01:34:21.079
mid fifties early next week beautiful.
The rain's going to stay south. Load

1202
01:34:21.079 --> 01:34:26.239
of mid fifties through Wednesday, then
maybe sixty degree weather, mostly sunny most

1203
01:34:26.319 --> 01:34:30.119
of next week. But we're talking
Casey on Monday. We're talking Monday,

1204
01:34:30.199 --> 01:34:32.439
right, We got all that strained
out are here? Right? What do

1205
01:34:32.520 --> 01:34:35.399
you mean why would we not talk
Monday? Well, I don't know.

1206
01:34:35.479 --> 01:34:40.960
I mean you sometimes I'm off.
Occasionally you're off on Mondays, Monday,

1207
01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:44.039
Ross and I Ross and I will
be here till that date in March,

1208
01:34:44.439 --> 01:34:48.119
barring sixties or famine or whatever.
So well, let's make sure we remember.

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01:34:48.199 --> 01:34:50.560
Hey, remember you said Friday's going
to be sunny all week. Let's

1210
01:34:50.600 --> 01:34:55.119
make sure that that's still going to
be true on Monday, right, all

1211
01:34:55.199 --> 01:34:59.439
right, Well, thank you very
much, and uh, we'll chat then,

1212
01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:03.399
sir Shady and we'll come back.
We'll just cut them off. Dude.

1213
01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:05.920
I found another version of this story
because I was trying to find one

1214
01:35:06.000 --> 01:35:10.279
that would that we could tweet.
Well, and there's more details with Shiuawa

1215
01:35:10.359 --> 01:35:13.560
gypsy dude, and it's golden,
so we'll fit in on that. And

1216
01:35:13.880 --> 01:35:16.000
Chef Bellinger next, hang on,
Aleinger, hitting you late, Sorry,

1217
01:35:16.039 --> 01:35:19.279
buddy. What's going on today?
Well, it's really all about the jobs

1218
01:35:19.319 --> 01:35:25.159
report. To case the Labor Department
to release a much stronger than expected employment

1219
01:35:25.279 --> 01:35:29.600
report, The agency says three hundred
and fifty three thousand workers were added to

1220
01:35:29.680 --> 01:35:33.840
payrolls in January. Job growth for
November and December was revised upward by one

1221
01:35:33.920 --> 01:35:39.640
hundred twenty six thousand jobs. The
nation's unemployment rate held a three point seven

1222
01:35:39.720 --> 01:35:44.880
percent. Hourly earnings increase more than
expected. Stock market futures mixed right now.

1223
01:35:44.960 --> 01:35:47.159
The S and P futures are up
six and the NASDAC futures are up

1224
01:35:47.199 --> 01:35:53.479
seventy five. The NOW futures are
down one hundred five points on the worries

1225
01:35:53.680 --> 01:35:59.439
among the blue chip investors that a
March interest rate cut now is off the

1226
01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:02.880
table light of that strong report.
Okay, Jeff, have a good weekend,

1227
01:36:02.920 --> 01:36:06.399
sir, appreciate. All right,
there you go, Jeff Bellinger,

1228
01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:11.279
Bloomberg News. All right, dude, the long I'm at Ross tweets?

1229
01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:15.119
Did you tweet it? The dog? This is so great the law.

1230
01:36:15.119 --> 01:36:16.600
I don't know how you write a
short version of this story with all these

1231
01:36:16.680 --> 01:36:21.159
details. So when we last left
our hero Philip Morton, police say that

1232
01:36:21.239 --> 01:36:26.920
he had flown a drone with a
cell phone into a prison and immediately they

1233
01:36:27.000 --> 01:36:30.000
see this, they see what's up
because they have eyeballs and they look for

1234
01:36:30.079 --> 01:36:34.359
this stuff. And so then they
did. They did. They actually eyeballed

1235
01:36:34.439 --> 01:36:38.600
the drone to see what it went
back to, and they had deputies out

1236
01:36:38.640 --> 01:36:43.640
there, and initially, it says
Morton didn't realize that they were already upon

1237
01:36:43.840 --> 01:36:47.800
him, because one of the deputies
saw from a distance, uh, the

1238
01:36:47.960 --> 01:36:54.439
drone returned go down in below this
this little parking area. And then somebody

1239
01:36:54.560 --> 01:36:59.279
loading what appeared to be the drone
into the trunk of an oudie. So

1240
01:36:59.800 --> 01:37:02.600
they came around, and when they
say, when Morton realized the police were

1241
01:37:02.640 --> 01:37:06.039
coming, he jumped the six foot
fence, locked his car, jumped a

1242
01:37:06.039 --> 01:37:11.319
six foot fence, and then was
laying down in the bushes. And then

1243
01:37:11.359 --> 01:37:14.319
eventually, you know, they obviously
they found him, and you heard the

1244
01:37:14.439 --> 01:37:17.159
excuse that he gave. But there's
so much more to this. So not

1245
01:37:17.279 --> 01:37:21.720
only did Morton tell them that he
was in the hedges looking for his pet

1246
01:37:21.760 --> 01:37:30.520
shihuahua that had been dognapped by Romanian
circus gypsies, deputies in questioning him asked,

1247
01:37:30.560 --> 01:37:32.960
well, okay, but why are
you lying down in the middle of

1248
01:37:33.039 --> 01:37:40.439
a bush? So mister thinks fast
on his feet, decided to add to

1249
01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:45.920
it. He said that he is
so great. He had been lying in

1250
01:37:46.000 --> 01:37:51.279
the bush because once he learned that
his chihuahua had been dognapped by the gypsies,

1251
01:37:53.159 --> 01:37:57.920
he was distraught and he consumed a
leader of vodka makes sense that he's

1252
01:37:57.960 --> 01:38:01.239
traumatic. Yeah, absolutely, And
so when he then got in the he

1253
01:38:01.359 --> 01:38:03.880
was in the bushes, he drank
the whole leader of vode cun He passed

1254
01:38:03.880 --> 01:38:08.760
out because that's a lot of vodka. And then they're like, okay,

1255
01:38:08.960 --> 01:38:11.880
all right, why do you have
a drone in your car? And he

1256
01:38:11.920 --> 01:38:15.680
said, well, that drone is
I was using it to scan the river

1257
01:38:15.800 --> 01:38:20.119
bank for the chihuahuaka. And they're
like, how you're passed out from the

1258
01:38:20.199 --> 01:38:24.199
vodka, remember, and like,
oh, it's automated. But then it

1259
01:38:24.279 --> 01:38:27.760
got in the car somehow. And
then also, do you know what else

1260
01:38:27.880 --> 01:38:30.520
was in the car? Ross guest
guess guess guess guests a tribe of kickboxing

1261
01:38:30.600 --> 01:38:34.680
nuns. I have no idea chihuahua. Oh my god, d chiuahua or

1262
01:38:34.720 --> 01:38:39.600
a different showa. Well, uh
because it's a miracle, it's so great.

1263
01:38:40.560 --> 01:38:42.920
Well do you think God willed it
to him and stuffs it in the

1264
01:38:42.960 --> 01:38:45.439
out like mana from heaven. Here's
your chiuhaha. You've been through so much,

1265
01:38:45.479 --> 01:38:46.359
buddy, here's your dog.

