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What's going on? Everybody. I'm
gonna thank you for tuning in to this

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week's episode of Postally Awkward. If
this is your first time joining us,

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I would like to properly introduce myself. I am a hosting favorite motivational speaker,

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mem Mimi So one hundred or Comer
Walker. It's the last deep and

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most of y'all are. I am
joined by a majority of my co hosts.

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To the left, we have the
narcissist Pie God one a A,

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the new Mister Bitches, the man
behind the Magic, the classic man,

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mister Tom Death. He provides us
with all of our visuals when he is

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actually here at work. What you're
not going to do? I mean,

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bro, you don't even call it. You walk off the job. The

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job you don't call in, Bro, you just walk off. What ceo

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of a fortune five hundred company?
You know that tels his employees? I'm

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gone for that, oh ship.
That nigga say a fortune five fortune fifty,

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and of course a fortune fifty is
better than five undred, And of

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course this ain't even a fortune.
Mister Essential, who always steps it up

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when this nigga decides to just clock
the fuck out with zero notice, I

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mean, he owns half the company
that pulls weight. Somehow got to minds

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in the building. And the funniest
thing in the world this week that happened

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on my timeline is when Tommy posted
the video of his hair blowing in the

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wind ship was flowing, you know. And and the fact that the fact

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that that ship that you would expect
from wine. That's why it was funny

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to me. You know what the
time'll think time real sassy time sometime,

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bro yay, I rolled the window
down like blowing at even in the position

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to be but if you had it
in the position you would blow it in

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the windy. Hey, I did
it? She looked at Hey, would

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you put the slow mo the slow
moment? Just had like the little Superman

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crew put you out here with the
Clark kid. Put the slow put the

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slow mo. I have some I
have some sassy r B in the background

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on my video. I mean,
if you try to get chills, bro,

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just say that. I'll be a
baddie on TikTok. I'll tell you

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that, right, That's that's what
I'm doing. That's why I keep does

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winding a soft guy era TikTok.
I ain't no wrong with being in your

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soft guy. It just don't be
those soft guys. Those soft guys are

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horrible. Yeah, like them to
take me out the rotation type niggas.

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And again because I do, I
feel like I have to explain this again

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because the amount of men who have
proved that they are complete fucking idiots,

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they are like complete fucking idiots.
Because of that post that I made on

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on Facebook. Huh, Crispy is
ship, I'm feeling I'm feeling very crispy,

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like like I'm Crispy extra extra Crispy. The two piece got it with

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a Crispy with a Crispy pigot this
k k MC Crispy pop Crispy. This

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is that camera when you's when y'all
did that media blitz Timmy, this is

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that camera was still talking checking.
Oh that's the one. Yeah, Okay,

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that's one of those h that's whild
when you you up your upgrade.

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Uh when he when when your counterpart
has an upgrade that's better than the ship

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that he he let you get,
that's crazy. That's because he's not one

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of them niggas that like the beef. I'm just saying the fact that what

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what what is the next level up
to this ship, like that's crazy.

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You got some k ship some eight
K eight k m h. We're getting

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so yeah that that post that I
made, you know, letting people know

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that ship I have that the niggas
that didn't have nothing. That's just that's

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not where I'm at, you know, now, like that has that has

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surpassed twenty seven hundred shares? Hear
me, Yeah, so so that post

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has surpassed twenty seven hundred shares.
And when I tell you that niggas are

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up set and niggas are so stupid, and I guess the thing that I

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don't understand that even Tommy was trying
to figure this ship out, like he

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comment, and like, wait,
so they mad because you don't want to

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date the broken niggas like you have
a both we have we have to do

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a follow up. Unfortunately, here
they're still going. We are now at

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over twenty seven hundred shares. And
did you post your I did? Okay,

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and make sure we're marketing right now. Okay, says he loves the

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title of your show. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Even

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my therapist said that it's weird though, so huh, but no, they

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are we don't know what you do
off the clock, No, but they

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are upset. And it's so weird
to me because you have men who are

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upset that I don't want to date
a demographic of men who they claim that

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they claim that they don't belong to
that category mm while being offended and at

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the same time telling me that,
well, you shouldn't have dated that type

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of guy, but I'm mad that
you don't want to type date that type

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of guy anymore, even though I'm
not that type of guy. I think

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it was a song he made where
he realized, oh, just listen to

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my music and just continue to make
music for women only. What's even crazier

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is like your uncle actually possessed a
L L coolj VHS table all of his

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music videos on there, like he
bought it, he purchased it, and

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I stole it from it was my
video. That is That is very,

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very crazy. And what is even
more crazy is like they got me to

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a point where I felt like when
I create Facebook posts that I anticipate people

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to leave comments on and like,
actually, you know kind of thought provoking

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where I am going to have to
start inserting reading comprehension questions and if you

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do not get that multiple choice question
correct, I'm just not going gay Joe

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answer because there are so many people
who that just it went right over their

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head, like what I was saying, so one of them. The five

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Apples illustration was probably the most funniest
ship that was actually quite triggering. That

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was actually quite triggering because my mom
used to do that. Now, taking

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consideration, I wasn't doing basic mass
detail. I was doing like a high

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end algebra shit in the fifth grade, and she used to do that to

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me. That triggered me. Good
fuck you, because that's really if Johnny

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had five fucking apples. That's how
I was feeling reading the shares and the

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comments in the post, because the
post said, you know what, I'm

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just I'm gonna read it word for
word. And these are the same men

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who was sit up in bash women
all day long. It's true because they

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ain't got shit else to do.
Bro, Like, really, that's actually

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what the title of this episode should
be, Take me out to rotation,

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And it's crazy because these are the
niggas who would have never been in my

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rotation in the first place, talking
to me like they they wanted to be

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removed, Like yeah, so so
as a as a refresher, the post

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said, as a woman who was
dating niggas that didn't have shit, as

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a woman who was dating man for
their quote unquote potential, as a woman

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who was self sacrificed while trying to
motivate and encourage a grown ass man to

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get his shit together because I quote
unquote believed in him, as a woman

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who was dating someone who didn't want
for himself as much as I wanted for

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him. I can tell you I
am not the only one. I think.

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Y'all see us now in our thirties
and forties, after we have done

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these things that got us absolutely nowhere, and have the audacity to be upset

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because at our big ass age,
we don't want to deal with that shit

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now. So after years of pan
dues and probably paying for everything else too,

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we gotta be entitled gold diggers,
money hungry, et cetera. Motherfucker.

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I ain't shit but tired. So
keep in mind that a lot of

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the women y'all judging for not wanting
struggle love don't want that shit because they

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already dealt with it. Y'all will
not shame me into the poorhouse with a

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nigga, y'all will not shame me
into a struggle. Love. You want

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to know what I bring to the
table at this stage, I gotta watch

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you build that motherfucker first because and
then I went to editing and table as

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from my table, you can shot
the Sibius vibe dot com my nigga.

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Yeah, you know, just equivalent
to It's equivalent to a nigga meeting a

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woman who is a gold digger who
did go with him because he and beat

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him out the money and him saying
I ain't fucking them holes no more,

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and y'all be like, well,
why are not giving them holes a chance

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again? And the craziest thing,
the craziest thing about it is I said

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I have been there, I have
done that. As you know, I've

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gotten older, live learn like I'm
not doing that anymore. I didn't say

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anything about, well, these broke
ass niggas tricked me into dating them.

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I didn't blame anybody for me choosing
these things because I know why I dated

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them. And reading what you wrote, you wrote sounded like you gave your

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awe and those relationships in that things
would would manifest something better, right,

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And it just didn't. And you
did it a couple of times like I

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ain't doing that no more. Yeah, and the way like bruh, I

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got one of these means like I
just I told her, I said,

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bro, you can argue with yourself
because I'm not. I'm not gonna keep

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going back forth with you because you
you remediate was fucked and you really just

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showing me that you don't know how
to read nothing. So this particular person,

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and and a lot of the men
who were responding, this is how

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they were how they were thinking.
So one of them says, why would

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you choose a man like that?
Why didn't you leave when first noticed it?

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Why would you expect to hold a
different man accountable for your mistakes and

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lack of accountability? How the fuck
am I holding a different man accountable for

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something? Yeah trying, he said, why would you choose a man like

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that? I can answer that because
at a point when I was much younger,

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I tried to look past things,
things that I felt could come and

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go at any time, and I
didn't want to feel like I was passing

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up a potentially good person just because
of what he might not have right now,

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you know what I'm saying. Like
And then it's like, especially at

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a point where it's like, well, you know, well I still got

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a few more things that I can
you know, accomplish, so you know,

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we can kind of build and grow
as we move along, you know

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what I mean. So, but
then you have these men who will sit

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up here and complain because they feel
like we don't give niggas a chance.

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Oh well, the nigga who you
might, you might, who might be

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your soul make he might only make
you know, thirty K a year.

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But then you turn around and say, well, why you date this broke

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ass nigga? I was just gonna
say that. So it's like, hey,

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don't date the broke nigga, But
hey, why y're not giving niggas

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who down chance? Yeah? Be
good? That is literally how they do

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this. The fuck up, give
yourself ahead niggas. Niggas are weird?

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Women like that? Do we just
said? Like our friend in the Rain

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Report, Yes, so there was, but you're like, it used to

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be a podcast called the Rain Report
podcast, but it just turned into like

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a mess group step sex and mess. But so, so that was the

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answer the question number one. Then
it says, why didn't you leave when

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you first noticed it. Well,
I knew that going into it. But

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again go back to number one.
I didn't want to feel like I was

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turning down a potentially good person just
because of material things and you know,

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not being in a certain financial status, because that that literally comes and goes.

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That's just like if he would have
had it when I first started dating

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and then he lost it, y'all
would be looking at me crazy if I

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left him because he lost it.
Choose what side of you gotta pick?

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You gotta pick what solid fish you're
gonna when it comes to women, and

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what are your thoughts about it?
Like, look, do you want her

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to date bums? And did she
become a bomb? And now you like,

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I don't date bum bitches? And
now she's like, well you wanted

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me to day this bum nigga and
now I'm a bum bitch. Where's my

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opportunity? All of them? I
don't get it. It's like a bunch

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of niggas crying over the title shot, like shot the fuck up the niggas

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who all on JP, Like Dudell
came out he like he like fucking niggas.

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But then if he download like that
nigga download, Like what the you

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want? You want to be upfront
or and that is that's like, that's

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that's actually that's actually our next topic
too. Let me see. London said,

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niggas be so scared of women wanting
them only for money that they don't

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even have facts because I'm broke baby. So many made up I'm broke baby,

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I got nothing. I'm a ball
of baby, Kaylor. They were

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coming up with so much shit.
Because one of them said that his comment,

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I actually I made him delete his
comment. It wasn't even my post.

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He commented on one of the shares, and I commented under his comment

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because it didn't make sense. So
if I just told you in this post

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that I have done the thing where
I have dated men who didn't have,

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you know, a lot of money, they didn't have all of this,

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you know, expensive ship and all
of this, you go sit up here

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and say, well, she made
that choice, you know, oh,

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dating the hood niggas and the drug
dealers and the thugs and the gang bangers.

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I'm like, if that was the
case, I would have been dating

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the niggas with the money, If
I was dating drug dealers, they wouldn't

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have been broken talking about it.
He just said he was broke London.

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You wasting your time? Can I
have some money? I just told you,

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said, And then some of these
men lead with money, but then

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get mad when they attract women who
only want money. They then turn into

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he man woman haters. They tax
time pimping. They last they led with

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money that they couldn't sustain. They
use their tax money. They go out

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here and they act like they got
it. Hey, everybody said, that's

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just survive for the night. That's
all we do it for the rest of

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the night. Everything came through,
hey, Kayla said. But I also

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saw a post recently where men were
saying they didn't want a woman who wanted

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them at their lowest. A guy
said he was homeless and a woman asked

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what they had to do with them
being together. He stopped dating her because,

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in his opinion, she had no
standards. He said he wouldn't date

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someone homeless himself. So I'm actually
but but this the counter, this the

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counter. Wait a minute, wait, wait wait, So you gotta you

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gotta chick who who's willing to help
get you out your jam? And you

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like, because I won't date a
homeless bitch, This can't work. When

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I was at my lowest. I
chose not to want to date because I

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couldn't I couldn't present I couldn't present
her with the things that I wanted to

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present her with. So I was
like, you know what, I'm gonna

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wait until I built my shit up. But did she say that there was

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a problem though? They always say
that until they start asking for shit or

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going to gold places that actually require
you to do some shit, like you're

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a man, you trying to be
a man? Hey, you want to

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go to brunch? So they got
to go to brunch and they go to

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the most expensive run space in the
world. I actually found his his his

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real comment. He said, but
chose the same nigga every time, the

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same thug, the same gangster,
the same drug dealer, the same hood

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figure, the same type of dude. But mad at all of them because

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the motherfucker like them. Rough.
Every man isn't like that. Every man

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isn't Pooky and Ray Ray. There
are literally millions of men that exists who

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are not that same type of nigga. That will always be the problem women

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face until they learn the value men
who aren't that type of nigga. And

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it's crazy because I've actually been the
main one like out of like my cousin

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group of shit that didn't like Yeah, because you got a normal nigga that

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was just down on his look.
Yeah because And my thing was I didn't

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like the niggas who were like super
super flashy because I felt like one it

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attracted the wrong kind of attention.
And then I thought that it was just

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me basically being paid to get the
clap, like he was gonna buy me

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a bunch of shit, and then
it was just gonna be like cause you

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know, there was the niggas who
they was. They was out here,

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they was out here, they had
all the holes and I didn't want to

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be on it to take me out
the rotation brot the clamp is why.

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So those were never like my type
of dudes. Like even when I did

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somebody like from the neighborhood, and
she's like, he was a real low

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key type of dude, Like you
know what I'm saying, He wasn't on

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all of that super flashy and just
and wild ship. So it's like,

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it's crazy for you to automatically assume
that those are the type of dudes that

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I dated. Now everybody knows that
I dated Ken It's no secret that Ken

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was not always in the position,
but everybody knows like Ken wasn't in a

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position then that he's in now.
He and I even said that on the

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post, like me and that nigga
is still tight. We still homies,

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and I'm proud of him, Like
he's doing a hell of a lot better

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than he was during the point when
me and him first got together. He

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wasn't at that point yet he's grown
a lot since then. Huh. You

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know the one who was snoring like
the guy on the couch, But that

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ain't that ain't no hood ass nigga. People just assume that because he lives

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in the neighborhood, but that is
like the most proper life bro, an

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upstanding citizen. Why you're different.
Ken is really an upstanding Drake Hennessy.

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But he's a classic and and that's
what's funny. It's like people will they

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when you look at Ken, people
will probably think like, oh, this

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ghetto ass nigga. But dog is
so fucking proper and like it's hilarious,

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and we give him ship about that
all the time. Because his demeanor on

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how he talking everything, it doesn't
match his look. He just a big.

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He just looked big and ghetto,
but he's not at all. Ken

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is actually corporate America on the line. When the alcohol hit the intelligence ship

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and then he just won't shut the
funk up. That's a bad mix.

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Like he was like, he's Brett
Hart. He was like, so what

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why do you get high? I
was like, because I enjoyed smoking weed.

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Hey, Rabbi, nicee, you
to put the stripe down and join

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us. Tonight's gonna find the post
for us. Apparently, I think it's

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the one that Mimi have found already. I never dated those types. I

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did church boys, those worst kind
and the crazy party is like, I've

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actually dated like a wide range of
dudes, Like I've dated guys who were

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in the military. I've dated guys
who were in college. I've dated guys

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who you know what I'm saying,
they had regular nine to five, some

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work in the fucking family business,
like I have dated across the board.

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I didn't have a specific type of
dude that I dated. The only thing

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that niggas could probably tell me as
far as like the only thing that motherfuckers

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could say as far as like me
and you gotta type is it when they

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called me the light skin whisper.
That's probably I'm glad. I thought that's

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what Rita said. Kim was pretty
decent. He was my trainer, a

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concentric everybody's trainer. Ye, so
you be younger said, they are most

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definitely the worst. Kayla said,
I was very shocked when he was putting

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my furniture together. I did not
expect him to be like that. I

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expected the worst. And yes,
I'm looking now, you're just just gonna

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being negative about my boy. I
mean, you see him on Facebook.

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You should I've seen him in real
life. I'm just saying no, I'm

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just saying like she hadn't though,
like you don't wan't like that. Look.

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Those are the coolest niggas. Like
I had a friend in college,

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the niggas who was like you just
had to do it. You couldn't,

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you couldn't hold it. It's funny
when it's like it's like it's like bum

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B meets Tommy. That's ken,
It's like bomb b meets Tommy. Tommy.

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You don't hear, damn college professor. I'm just saying, like I'm

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talking about the look. No,
that's literally what they because like how it

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was beard and everything. Like that's
what they were called. So it is.

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It's like bum B, but it's
Tommy, Us, Love and bud

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B all in one dude. Pause. Yeah, and it's crazy that,

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but it's crazy that. Yeah,
y'all get on It's crazy that y'all get

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on us feeling like we we overlook
the good guys. That's all we get

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told. We overlooked the good guys. Oh well, he might not be

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six feet tall, he might not
make you know, one hundred thousand,

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he might this, he might not
have this and that, But at the

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same time, they basically are trying
to make you date the retarded niggas.

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No, they don't know what the
fuck they want us today because when they

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eliminate everything to find somebody who checks
all those boxes is usually the retarded nigga.

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They are the retarded niggas. That's
why they're trying to fight for themselves.

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But we all knowing as half the
battle. We have had a phase

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in our lives TV shirt from film
be Shopping on eighty t's dot com.

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There is a there was a there
was a phase they got all the same

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ship that they've been having. I
don't go to shop at codes when I

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found that majority of their teas are
also the same ones from Walmart at forty

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bucks. More who the fun pays
forty dollars for anything at Cole's period When

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you seriously, if you don't mean
you're like you gotta manipulate the system to

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do that, but you don't.
I do have to defend the good guy

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era because I was a good guy
to a point where I mean, that's

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the label I was given and I
was I was overlooked by that. Whoever

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that angry nigga was. That's say
we went to a historically black college.

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Man, he's a terrible human being, Bigga. The ratio it was nine

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to one ratio women and man,
okay in college that you should be terrible.

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It actually sounds like numbers. I
watched those. Out of those nine,

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it don't mean they are nine nine. If you fuck five twols,

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yes ten. This is greedy,
greedy and nasty man. Math did you

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did you? Did you feel like
that was? But that's you know what?

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But that's what I feel like.
I feel like this entire post has

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just been bringing out niggas with nigga
math like it's it's just been But no

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niggas can look at it, and
nigga who understood whatever he was saying,

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It wasn't understood. You're talking to
somebody who know nigga, ain't you ain't

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talking to dumb bitch. You talking
somety really know you can't really pull theo.

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It's like girl man, y'all Math
is horrible. Yeah, girl,

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the craziest ship ever, and women
to sit there and tell you it is

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logical. I mean, girl,
math is shipped, Like you know,

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we gonna spend that extra money just
to get free shipping. But it makes

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sense to us because if you want
me to pay twenty dollars for shipping,

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I'm not getting anything for that twenty
dollars, So I might as well spend

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that money on something that I can
be able to use in order to utilize

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the free shipping. That makes sense. That's not a girl, man,

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that's just that's mom Math. That's
other people. That girl Math is this

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ship. When you see motherfuckers on
there talking about if his dick was little,

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it's not a body. That's girl. Man. Yeah we slept,

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we slept eight years ago. It
don't count no more off. That's girl.

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That's girl man. You're talking about
bodies fall off seven years if I

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if I mean payment, and you
can't see that motherfucker in year eight.

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That's how that dick. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's terrible. That's

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horrible, crazy. The poor that's
girl. This girl man. That's like

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saying you got you got two kids, but you never fucked they baby daddy.

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That's that's not how it works.
It's proof said to us, they've

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had good women and dog them not
to mention. They may feel that they

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are good guys, but they are
also complete assholes. They fail to mentioned

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that. So so here's here's the
thing, right, I got it Calber,

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because me and he got like ten
videos in the cut. Right now

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I can't upload no more the twelve. The thing, the thing that really

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really really just irks me is because
they act like everybody is living life right

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living and in living life, what
do we do? We make decisions,

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we make choices, we make mistakes. Imagine, imagine everybody, everybody your

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first choice and anything you do is
always going to be with you were stuck

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with. No matter what, you
don't have a chance to do better at

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anything. Every first choice, that's
it. But no matter what it is,

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you never get a chance to improve. You never get a chance to

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grow, You never get a chance
to evolve, You never get a chance

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to learn because every single thing that
you picked, that very first thing,

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that's it. There is nothing else
after that. But that's but that's what

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these niggas expect us to do.
They don't. They don't expect us to

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learn and grow. They don't expect
us to be able to say, hey,

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you know what, I tried this, This wasn't for me. I

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need to go a different direction.
They don't. They don't do that.

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Sound like if Johnny five twos,
I don't understand if five twos, Yeah,

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but I have personality. But it's
crazy because I ended up like I

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asked the follow a question to that
because I said, Okay, whenever it's

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something with us, y'all always will
not y'all. Isn't y'all, but y'all

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when talking to them, who is
who is the spokesperson for niggas? The

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ball head nigga? You know what's
the ball head nigga was arguing with and

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of course he called himself king.
Whatever you thought I was lying, Taylor

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said, the worst kind of boys
are the ones who disguised themselves good man.

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Yeah, that's why I like cancers. Ship, that was an unnecessary

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dagger, dog, That's why I
don't like cancers. You don't gotta explain

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what that's a whole that is.
That is my beef for cancers, like

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cancer men. But you called it
unnecessary strike right, and we've grown well,

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you have had no reason to pretend
to be a good guy to me.

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This is like I'm talking about,
like sexual interest. Ship. I

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don't trust niggas far as I can
throw them if they have cancer. As

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soon as you say it cancer,
I'm like, cause you a fucking tumor

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in life, bitch, Ship,
gun shot that one one gunshot that one

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bro cancer on society. No,
but they they honestly, they act like

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women are the only ones who are
not able to learn and grow. We

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see this with the situation where you
see now we fucking you know, we

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late thirties, early forties and shit, and we look at men as fucking

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perverts for a lot of the shit
that they do when it comes to younger

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women because they are. And the
first thing you have people, oh well,

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y'all wasn't saying that, you know, when when y'all was in high

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school getting picked up by older niggas
and shit, and it's like, bro,

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they were fucking sixteen, seventeen years
old, not knowing the situations that

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they were in. How do you
get a fucking child into a vent you

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ate candy or a puppy? Right, So you got this older nigga who

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was saying, Hey, I can
buy you this, I can do this,

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I can do that. Ooh,
this must be a good guy.

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Ooh he think I'm more mature.
You know, he told me he chose

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me because I'm more mature than other
girls. No, he chose you because

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he's a fucking perverts. He's dangling
the candy. Get damn Snyder the fuck

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it out of here now. But
but even with that, so instead of

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looking at it like damn, you
know, in all of her years,

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she's grown to realize the situation that
she was in was not only unhealthy,

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illegal and traumatizing and all of this
shit that she is now processed as an

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adult. You look at it as
her being a hypocrite. It's not being

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a hypocrite because you've learned something and
changed your stance. I feel like y'all

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are I feel like a lot of
men are fucking idiots. When it comes

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to two words, being hypocritical and
accountability, y'all niggas thow the word accountability

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around like it's a bbl in the
strip club and don't know what the fuck

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that means. And I can tell
that you don't because y'all kept saying that

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I wasn't being accountable for my choices
in my post when I literally said that

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I've been there, done that,
I'm not doing it now. I didn't

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blame anybody. I've even explained in
the comments multiple times why I chose the

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men that I chose. Because I
chose those men, I didn't blame them

404
00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:01.559
for it to set them not fucking
doing it again. So yeah, y'all

405
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:05.079
just be wanting to hear y'allself talking. That's what it boils down to.

406
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:09.440
H Okay, this said dude trying
to show off his curls. We can

407
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:15.280
see them talk about Tommy. Yeah. But when it comes to uh,

408
00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:23.119
like with JP, right, you
see so many You see so many guys

409
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:31.199
that are like just heads spinning around, right, And it kills me when

410
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:38.320
you have niggas who go into this
full like preach your mode about what's bad

411
00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:43.440
for the kids in the community and
all this other kind of shit, and

412
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:46.280
now of a sudden they have this
this grand sense of being mentors and shit

413
00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:52.519
worried about what the kids. What's
the craziest part about it is you can

414
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:58.760
log on to social media at any
given time and see a nigga talking about

415
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:05.239
how homosexuality out in the open is
a bad influence for kids, and that

416
00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:08.079
niggas a dead beat not even her
own fucking influence to his own goddamn kids.

417
00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:16.239
Damn, sir, Relax, you
were not even parenting and being an

418
00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:21.599
influence in your own fucking kids life, and you have the audacity to fucking

419
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:24.920
talk about what the youth shouldn't be
exposed to. How about you expose yourself

420
00:35:24.920 --> 00:35:35.800
to your goddamn kids. Hey,
hit that fatality button on that one.

421
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:43.719
That sh it is wild because I
feel like, and I actually if you

422
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:47.639
were tagged in the Hootally Awkward post
my weekly post to let y'all know that

423
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:53.960
you know the show was starting tonight, I actually put that like, yeah,

424
00:35:55.760 --> 00:36:00.119
no, our fatality button is missing, and you have definitely put a

425
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:07.000
few finish youers on. Motherfucking So
far niggas want to involve themselves in conversations

426
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:12.400
that important, So mama didn't hug
him and I love you. My poster

427
00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:15.639
advertised the power tonight, says scrolling
Facebook, nothing turns hood. Niggas who

428
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:20.679
push drugs in their own communities,
create multiple broken homes with kids out the

429
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:23.599
wheel, and plant black men in
the ground like flowers, and to Bible

430
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:28.719
and morality experts like another man's sexuality
and what a woman does with her body,

431
00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:32.039
like you have a nigga with sixteen
fucking baby mamas and shit, this

432
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:36.280
nigga had been in jail one hundred
million motherfucking times. He got all this

433
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:42.199
shit going on, but all of
a sudden homosexual ad Homosexuality is where you

434
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:47.960
draw the line with the youth should
be exposed to the youth, while like

435
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:52.880
we are the fucking nigigga. There's
absolutely nothing you can stop your child being

436
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:58.320
exposed to now, there's absolutely nothing. No, you'd be better off actually

437
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:00.440
sitting there. Okay, reading didn't
know that you were a fellow of cancer.

438
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.320
I'm not a cancer, not you, Tommy, he said, Why

439
00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:08.519
Timmy turned around? Oh here a
cancer too, Look here, just cancer

440
00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:13.079
bushit. I need y'all to stop
judging niggas based on what they were born.

441
00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:19.119
It's not consistent me and well we
talked about this last like when Dia

442
00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:22.880
was here. Like, it's not
people when they hear horoscopes they think it's

443
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:28.280
just about your sign. No,
like there's a lot that goes into it,

444
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:31.199
like it's you know, your sun
signed moon sign rise and something most

445
00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:35.960
people don't I just hear it.
No, nigga, I want to know

446
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:40.079
the city and state you were born, the date and the time of day.

447
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:44.880
I want your full fucking birth chart. I don't want to just know

448
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:46.400
you know, oh, well,
what's your zodiacs? I know, I

449
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:51.800
want the full fucking birth chart because
that ship will run you down. Yeah,

450
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.480
the birth chart definitely going depth.
But just because I was born December

451
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:58.840
eighteenth, you cannot definitely no,
because I mean, you could be born

452
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:01.360
summer eighteenth, that fucking seven thirty
in the morning, and then the nigga

453
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:05.079
who was born at eight eighteen at
night like y'all night and day literally,

454
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:13.519
or or the the order of your
birth order. If you're cancer and you're

455
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:16.599
the first born or the only I'm
sure you're a poppy asshole to a certain

456
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:22.480
extent. You're definitely every only child
only child is an asshole only child,

457
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:25.960
I'm more so the more so the
only child. Show me an only child

458
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:40.400
as not an asshole, because same, I want to know your mercury being

459
00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:45.000
this. See, I don't understand
how that ship every plenty of effect shit

460
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:47.719
niggas who worried about the next man
sex well? Is your low key curious

461
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:53.239
because I can give two ships.
I don't care who if he's not throwing

462
00:38:53.320 --> 00:39:00.159
dickage. You thank you? Why
are you so invested? And again,

463
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:07.360
like I said, they tried to
hide behind the Bible and the kids for

464
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.760
why they care so much. Now, if you're out here dirty dick and

465
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:15.599
everybody and passing STDs off and acting
like you don't you don't go both ways.

466
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:20.039
You youse a dirty motherfucker. I
have a problem. I have a

467
00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:22.920
problem with you. I don't like
you for that reason, and it's because

468
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:24.639
you're gay. It's because you act
like you're not, and you're actually spreading

469
00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:29.119
ship all over the world like nigga
is. I just thought, yeah,

470
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:31.559
and that's not even just a homosexual
thing, it's just period, like,

471
00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:37.800
yeah, you're just doing that ship
you fil regardless. I just thought it

472
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:43.079
was entertaining and how you decided to
to tell us, I just feel like

473
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:45.559
you. I mean, you know, I was quite entertaining. What is

474
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:50.599
your what's b side? She's a
Gemini? Right? I think she's a

475
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:58.159
Gemini. Brittany Cole, you do
have your asshole moments, but your greatness

476
00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:01.599
supersedes it that we kind of o
overlook it. I mean everybody has ass

477
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:08.880
whole moments kissing first of all.
No, I'm not. I just know

478
00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:14.360
what what has happened to me is
that I have. That's not how empty

479
00:40:14.440 --> 00:40:17.320
nest. I'm I'm empty button and
I'm at the house. I'm at the

480
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:22.480
house bou myself quite a bit.
So the assholeness of me has increased quite

481
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:24.960
a bit because I'm with myself,
like I'm by myself most times, and

482
00:40:24.960 --> 00:40:29.360
I'm just like I can give zero
fox about a lot of ship bro fifty

483
00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:34.079
Now I don't give it. Yeah, you stop not giving that to it

484
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:37.480
because you know the girls come and
come and go at my house. You

485
00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:43.199
think hit grumpy old man territory.
Absolutely, I'm actually embracing it. I'm

486
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:45.840
actually brading come in here every week
with some he hate when he come in.

487
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:49.599
I didn't. I don't. I
don't even have nothing today. Well,

488
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:55.719
John said, I specialized on asshole
moments. Yeah, what's your sign,

489
00:40:55.840 --> 00:41:04.960
John? Yeah? Exactly, am
I exactly? A tumor on society's

490
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:07.920
ball? Is that men or men
and women? When you say that cancer

491
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:15.599
in general, because with virgos are
definitely technically technically we're throwing da under the

492
00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:22.440
bus with that comment as well to
me. But Jacqueline Roberts whole, so

493
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:28.400
are you are you directed towards cancer
men or those cancers that approached like in

494
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:35.320
I just I can't date a cancer
okay, cancer woman though probably since you're

495
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:40.679
asked, no fucking no. But
because the girl, the girls come and

496
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:43.679
go in the house, I don't
really have a lot of people around my

497
00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:45.360
house off when they come in,
you know, I don't have to actually

498
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.360
interact with them. I have to
care for them. They are independent,

499
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:51.880
so I don't really worry about them. So shoul I just got to worry

500
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:55.000
about myself at this point and ship
if it don't affect me, fuck you

501
00:41:55.079 --> 00:42:01.920
to a certain extent. Now that
assholes, you can't wait, you can't

502
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:07.159
wait to get there. It's actually
a glorious feeling, like what's for dinner?

503
00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:12.000
Like nigga, you tell me so
so, so let me take you

504
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:15.519
like because my mom tried to hit
me with that, right, but grown

505
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:21.719
because my mom my mom doesn't like
to cook ship. She don't like to

506
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:25.320
do like she just she's not a
kitchen motherfucker, and she would try to

507
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:30.480
guilt trip me and the cooking like, well, you're kids is hong around?

508
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:32.079
Like, first of all my kids
is damn they're grown. They can

509
00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:36.360
beat themself. You just want me
to cook something? No tofeat yourself.

510
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:42.400
Do not believe, do not do
it, man, do not do it.

511
00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:45.840
They will they make you taking your
dating advice from hostly awkward? I

512
00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:52.239
would, I would. I don't
trust you either, do it, can't

513
00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:58.159
care. They are very intelligent and
they can make it seem like they're very

514
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.800
caring and giving and know and all
of this ship. But then, but

515
00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:09.280
then, but then they will blind
side you with the ultimate fun boys.

516
00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:15.239
Okay, like like what why are
you like? What like sophisticated boys?

517
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:20.519
Wow? That Wow? So I
might as we just stay single for the

518
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:27.199
rest of my life. Listen with
the please don't ruin nobody else we would

519
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:32.039
go there if you take us there, Kayler talking about something she had ass

520
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:37.199
whole I say, everybody got ass
whole moments, you got yours. She's

521
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:42.440
incapable. Yes, you are a
master manipulator. Absolutely, gentlemen, are

522
00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:45.320
you calling me a mess? Yes? Does Cayler thinks she's incapable of being?

523
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:52.000
They are hell on wheels behind the
scenes, Yes, yes, Okay,

524
00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:57.599
y'all know that little Japanese mask and
ship like it's it's all smiling and

525
00:43:57.639 --> 00:43:59.880
sit in the front. Then you
turn around like and you know what I

526
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:04.480
in the backside of it. It's
a fucking demon and some ship that is

527
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:14.679
a cancer mal. What's what's bananas
is her making these accusations in between two

528
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:17.000
cancer mals, you know, like
you just that's how much I'm meaning.

529
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:23.480
I don't give a fuck that they're
sitting here next to me. I stand

530
00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:32.280
on that ship doctor Jacob with mister
Hyde. Listen, hey, but you

531
00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:37.599
know what I have. I know
my doctor Jackay finish him too, And

532
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:39.239
I might need to warn you before. Yeah, I'm not in that move

533
00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:44.360
right now, So don't fuck with
me, because don't get me wrong,

534
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:50.239
myself saying that a cancer male can't
make you feel good. But that's the

535
00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:52.920
most dangerous part about them because you
don't know that they are sucking. They

536
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:55.880
will suck the life force out of
you because they say it again with your

537
00:44:55.960 --> 00:45:04.159
chest, sit again with your I'll
make you feel good. I'll make you

538
00:45:04.199 --> 00:45:07.840
feel good. Man, That's what
I'm here for. Come here, you

539
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:12.840
know all the right ship to say
and all the ship they just get get

540
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:15.440
over here, terrible man, Get
over here, girl. We are not

541
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:29.760
the male version of a sucker.
Steph Curry the shot, I mean somebody

542
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:35.480
from walking out of score tonight.
No, but they're good with that mouth,

543
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:44.400
you know what. I'm disgusting now, So nasty businesasty work. Somebody.

544
00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:50.679
Somebody didn't know the truth. So
we have been seeing like an influx

545
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:58.719
of post like videos and everything like
women have not been We're not safe,

546
00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:07.559
right women? That and and the
craziest part about it is when we are

547
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:14.519
explaining why we don't feel safe for
situations that have made us feeling safe any

548
00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:19.239
of these, you have a bunch
of niggas in the comments who are proving

549
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:30.760
why we are not fucking safe in
dark Caesars. All right, bring it

550
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:35.960
back, Brett, bring it back, bring it back. Hey, you

551
00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:40.239
should bread, that's why she got
a gym. Hey, dropping, Jennifer

552
00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:45.960
Britt, you know what chef's kiss. You know a speak y'all speaking from

553
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:47.920
experience. One of the main cancers
in my life. I don't even remember

554
00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:51.880
what sex with him was. Like, Hey, if y'all go into it

555
00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:54.039
with knowing, if y'all go in
there and knowing the facts, enjoy the

556
00:46:54.159 --> 00:47:00.400
ride. Nigga ship no re read
Daddy is a cancer. Yeah, I

557
00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:02.599
don't see that's the reason why she
don't like you niggas. No, he's

558
00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:09.480
not the reason. He's just one
of them, don't you see. Even

559
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:13.079
John said, yeah, I don't
blame women for wanting to deal with the

560
00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:17.400
bear. So so that's one of
the things that we were the bear.

561
00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:21.480
Yeah, so I need that because
I got to be able to kind of

562
00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:24.159
see which one that's a freaky ass. It may not be up there because

563
00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:32.199
you got so many of them.
So ain't that the cold name they give

564
00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:43.199
a man who is like nobody at
the door? Thunder Chunks. Thunder Chunks

565
00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:54.400
is crazy called what do you call
her? Who's thunder trust? Thunder Trust?

566
00:47:57.320 --> 00:47:59.440
She said she was gonna be a
little late. She was coming from

567
00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:00.480
the mixers, but you know,
I'm going up there. She's sitting in

568
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:07.960
the car still somebody say, go
to the door. Now it's on hand

569
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:12.960
his way. So okay, So
the video, the video that I want

570
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:20.440
you to to play first, that
is going to be America, The one

571
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:24.199
with the two ladies side by side, side by side. Oh, the

572
00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:31.159
horrible decision one the two ladies side
by side. I don't see is it

573
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:37.480
up here? Let me see scroll
down again, because the top of the

574
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:40.400
caption of the video literally says,
I choose the bear. That's terrible.

575
00:48:40.679 --> 00:48:52.239
Hold on, let me see if
I could pull up the list. Oh,

576
00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:57.920
one of them got a white mug
on the side. Which one of

577
00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:06.000
these? And these look like him? I don't funk, woul Jews,

578
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:14.559
Oh my god? Why not?
Why? Why? So you see that

579
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:17.679
lady right there with the big forehead, that one, Yeah, it was

580
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:21.920
the video that was sent right above
her. Okay, let me go check

581
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:29.280
my sorry y'all, but yeah,
today was just a lot like John said.

582
00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:30.760
He said, Now there's a video
about women being asked if they would

583
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:37.639
rather be in the forest with the
man or a bear, and so many

584
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:45.800
women no, so, so many, so many women were choosing the bear.

585
00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:50.599
And there's a lot of men who
were getting offended because we would rather

586
00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:54.639
be in the fucking forest with the
bear over a man. But this this

587
00:49:54.760 --> 00:50:00.360
next video is some wild ship.
So the forehead is right that one.

588
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:07.280
Okay, now this ship goes blow
your back. I heard it, but

589
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:09.320
I had to go google it and
I got the fucking the Yahoo story to

590
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:13.559
a nigga and this is Yahoo.
This ain't no you know, daily mail

591
00:50:13.599 --> 00:50:20.599
and no ship like that. It's
the actual Yahoo story that means daily Mail

592
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:29.719
is wild. They just be making
up whatever the hell they want you and

593
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:35.519
the shout out to miss fashionably Late. We got Serita back and I love

594
00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:44.480
y'all up. Sorry, y'all,
we no longer have Tommy's fabulous curls in

595
00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:52.039
the line of sight. Shake them
dreads. What he calls you thunder thunder

596
00:50:52.119 --> 00:51:06.360
trunks dude. That is hilarious for
the masters. While yea, I see

597
00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:12.199
that she said, Hey, you
like you like and I'm wrong for calling

598
00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:14.760
her thunder chump. Okay, tell
the truth. You be at home like

599
00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:21.440
looking at your ass, like damn, she can't help, but you come

600
00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:25.039
in because I had titties my whole
life and I still like you'd be like,

601
00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:34.159
you're also gay. So it's like
she was like, you're at my

602
00:51:34.159 --> 00:51:37.679
own posterious niggas be looking at a
minute. Okay, you trying to buy

603
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:45.519
my phone and hitting a monitor lizards? Okay, we either let me damn

604
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:52.800
responsible purpose. So, like John
said, there was a video, you

605
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.360
know, asking women if they would
rather be alone in the forest with a

606
00:51:55.400 --> 00:52:01.800
man or a bear, and this
is basically like me. You know,

607
00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:07.719
y'all wouldn't. And then we have, you know, a woman explaining why

608
00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:12.599
we would, in fact rather be
alone with the bear. There's no way

609
00:52:12.679 --> 00:52:15.039
y'all would rather be trapped in the
woods with a bear over them. In

610
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:20.519
March of twenty twenty two, four
men were convicted of gang graping, murdering,

611
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:23.800
and then eating a monitor lizard.
They were caught because the trail cams

612
00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:31.559
in the wildlife preserve recorded it.
Somebody went back and saw those videos and

613
00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:40.079
saw this act. Tell me again
why it should be more afraid of bears.

614
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:45.880
So I actually went and I went, and the story was actually on

615
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:51.159
you, y'ahoo, like the whole
like, and that shit is why,

616
00:52:51.239 --> 00:52:55.000
Like, they raped a fucking lizard. This is a lizard. They raped

617
00:52:55.039 --> 00:53:00.039
it, killed it, and ate
it. But you don't think that a

618
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:02.599
woman I had a woman been alone
on the trail. They wouldn't have raped

619
00:53:02.599 --> 00:53:07.360
and killed a woman. The fact
this was not this was not on my

620
00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:14.679
Bingo card for the weekend to a
liver. This was not on my Bengo

621
00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:19.760
cards for the weekend. That's nasty
work. Literally, where can you find

622
00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:22.639
got No, that's not nature,
that's humanity. Where can you find four

623
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:28.480
sick niggas? All the same part
spots saying all right, I'm gonna do

624
00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:34.079
this next. I'm next, you
can deal with the lizard fan Oh that

625
00:53:34.159 --> 00:53:37.559
looked fun. I hate to say
this, what we're supposed to do with

626
00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:39.440
it now? After we didn't bust
nuts up in it, eat it?

627
00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:45.960
I hate to say this. I
feel like this happened in Florida. No,

628
00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:52.280
believe it or not, it wasn't
Florida. I can't remember Florida,

629
00:53:53.360 --> 00:53:57.000
John expert. I can't remember exactly
where it was. I'm gonna have to

630
00:53:57.039 --> 00:54:02.519
google it again. But just the
fact that humans humans are capable of some

631
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:07.480
ship like that is wild. And
then when you look at like the statistics

632
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:10.159
as far as like and they justify
it that that'd be the crazy word.

633
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:15.559
Yes, we stop touching stuff,
Tommy John said, they definitely didn't pull

634
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:22.039
out you how do you butt fucking
lizard? Apparently they know how, because

635
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:29.480
that's crazy and monitor lizards ain't small. I don't know what is. I

636
00:54:29.480 --> 00:54:30.840
can only pick your kimono dragon.
I was just gonna say, like,

637
00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:36.760
y'all butt the kimono draggon from that's
even crazy. That's nasty work, man.

638
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:40.679
I think they're like a smaller version
of they butt fucked the kimono dragon

639
00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:49.239
to completion. So these niggas walking
around with like four times, Oh,

640
00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:53.000
that's probably that's the one I eat
the damn deer. That's the one that

641
00:54:53.039 --> 00:55:01.519
they ate a deer like a background. So they're walking around it's for it's

642
00:55:01.519 --> 00:55:10.159
for motherfuckers walking around the earth with
like lizard gnea lizards and the lizard.

643
00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:15.960
They all went home to their wives. Lis, Hey, babe, that's

644
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:21.840
what we did today. I just
proudly told her. Oh it is very

645
00:55:21.920 --> 00:55:29.159
very John said. John said it
was India. Okay, India India pretty

646
00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:32.559
wild too. I don't justify it. It's still wrong, Kayla said.

647
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:38.320
You know what's crazy because because people
because people might look at it and say,

648
00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:44.559
oh, well that wasn't you know
in the US, and even not

649
00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:46.760
know, but even not in the
US. You look at it, women

650
00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:51.519
really ain't safe in them other countries
because they don't give a funk about women,

651
00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:57.039
Kayla said, I did the research
on statistics. They all said in

652
00:55:57.199 --> 00:56:00.239
human is a bigger threat to a
bear than the other way around. Up.

653
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:04.000
Yeah, because most times, like
if you're not working with it and

654
00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:08.679
you're not like the cubs and ship, Yeah, just don't go in the

655
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:27.280
home area. They're usually cool,
like time here just getting busy. That

656
00:56:27.400 --> 00:56:36.000
is that is not the teching street
fight across over. I'm like, Britt

657
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:38.719
says, someone who works in animal
control is still triggered to the day.

658
00:56:39.400 --> 00:56:47.719
Gotta be yep, yep. So
we confirmed the Saint India. Why are

659
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:55.559
you they ate the netfield lizard shouldn't
be two seasoned, thent field lizards,

660
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:09.320
that's all mingle together, that stuff
stuff. Statistics also show that the US

661
00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:15.119
has the highest number of crimes against
women out of all high income countries.

662
00:57:16.599 --> 00:57:22.320
Statistic idea was it to do it
first? Like who just said that lizard

663
00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:30.119
assd is too fat? I don't
even think it was that, you know,

664
00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:35.599
And and it's bad because it's like
you might lizard just walking mind in

665
00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:37.480
this business flick this little tongue out
and it was like, yeah, it

666
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:45.880
won't me. That's not that's not
what you mean when you Aladeen, because

667
00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:54.039
that's not what we mean when how
you say we should fuck it in India,

668
00:57:54.440 --> 00:58:08.599
Aladeen, just the next video we
have on that you the one that

669
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:14.199
have to say this sound loud,
but the world would probably be a much

670
00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:17.519
better place if men were the ones
that were oppressed for all these years instead

671
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:22.159
of women. Roller clip, are
women living in the state of delusion thinking

672
00:58:22.159 --> 00:58:27.280
that they just going to find the
most perfect man ever and if not and

673
00:58:27.360 --> 00:58:30.760
they can't find that, they'll just
be single as it that's supposed to do

674
00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:35.239
any type of advancement to our society. Ask yourself, what is your purpose

675
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:38.280
on the earth as a woman if
you're not seeking some type of family,

676
00:58:38.480 --> 00:58:42.679
and especially family of your own,
Like, what exactly are you trying to

677
00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:45.360
accomplish on this earth? The fact
that y'all look at yourselves in the mirror

678
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:52.679
every day every day and can't understand
why women would enrisk their lives to potentially

679
00:58:52.760 --> 00:58:58.480
have a human like you is beyond
me. Like, at this point,

680
00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:02.639
y'all are the birth control. Okay, young mama, was a sacrificial lamb

681
00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:07.920
she had you. We saw how
it turned out. Why would women risk

682
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:13.920
their lives during childbirth to potentially have
another you in the world be so goddamn

683
00:59:13.960 --> 00:59:17.159
for real. And then outside of
the whole risking it all to give birth

684
00:59:17.199 --> 00:59:22.639
to a kid, which is nuts. You think that they should end up

685
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:27.400
having a family with someone like you, be God, you about to get

686
00:59:27.400 --> 00:59:31.000
me mad talking about how were they
moving society forward? I mean, honestly,

687
00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:36.000
if men didn't have the right to
talk, society would probably be much

688
00:59:36.079 --> 00:59:42.599
further along than it was place.
You know, if you think about the

689
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:45.480
idea behind like and I'm not trying
to turn into like a political thing,

690
00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:54.320
but abortion. Them making abortion illegal
is definitely to make sure that women reproduce

691
00:59:54.880 --> 01:00:00.079
more children out of the fear of
the population diminishing and on top of that

692
01:00:00.920 --> 01:00:07.760
not having uh low skilled workers.
Like the nation is based off of that,

693
01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:09.079
because I think Korea is having that
problem right now. Like Korean women

694
01:00:09.079 --> 01:00:13.000
are like fun that we ain't having
no kids no more. They're like they're

695
01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:15.159
like banding together and like that,
fuck men, we ain't trying to have

696
01:00:15.239 --> 01:00:22.679
no kids. In the world is
one big, long, never ending scam.

697
01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:25.159
And they played along, and they
played a long game, like look

698
01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:30.159
at what time he just said,
Like they want us to make more kids

699
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:32.440
because you see what happened. It's
some years going on, and then all

700
01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:38.559
abortion is gonna be legal again.
And then basically many of them motherfuckers,

701
01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:44.280
like you just said, abortion becomes
legal, then they start making ship that's

702
01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:49.719
supposed to kill you. It's like, because we've got to control the population.

703
01:00:51.519 --> 01:00:54.559
We need to get what we need
Texas, we need. We need

704
01:00:54.599 --> 01:00:58.360
to get rid of these baby boomers
because they're taking too much solf security,

705
01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:05.880
so covid A and who do they
kill a lot of elderly people? Motherfucker,

706
01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:07.320
They're gone? All right, now, all right, cool, it's

707
01:01:07.360 --> 01:01:13.159
done black people and yeah, and
now all right repopulated because they knew niggas

708
01:01:13.159 --> 01:01:17.360
wasn't with that vaccine. Right,
we ain't seen this ship before the vaccine

709
01:01:17.360 --> 01:01:22.920
and the submarine. We ain't doing
trying to give us smaller. Yeah,

710
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:30.400
it's it is a scam. Life
is a scam. And that's all you

711
01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:36.719
can blame. Can you embarrass?
But I blame white people? Racial division,

712
01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:38.880
gender division, everything. Why can
you what can your bears do?

713
01:01:39.440 --> 01:01:43.119
You said you can call me here, Oh you call me Okay, I

714
01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:49.719
thought it's and I mean niggas gonna
regardless. But you know what's crazy when

715
01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:54.519
white people try to call out the
division, like when we speak on ship

716
01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:59.679
and they try to make it seem
like where the reason ship keeps going,

717
01:02:00.239 --> 01:02:04.039
and it's like, bruh, we
are the ones being treated fucking unfairly.

718
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:07.639
What do you mean? There was
actually a post and it's crazy because it

719
01:02:07.920 --> 01:02:13.679
was it was a wrestling post,
the post about the current how we got

720
01:02:13.679 --> 01:02:16.840
three current black champions and shit,
and he shouldn't. He was like,

721
01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:22.320
if we make it the norm,
we won't have to like, we won't

722
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:27.440
have to celebrate it in this manner
because it would be yeah, like we

723
01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:30.559
we wouldn't have to highlight it in
this manner because it would be fucking normal.

724
01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:35.199
Do everything in staged. Every single
thing is a stage. But like

725
01:02:35.239 --> 01:02:40.760
when people said about wrestling, I
don't really feel like that too. It's

726
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:45.920
a good example though, but it's
a it's one of those things where it's

727
01:02:45.960 --> 01:02:49.920
a white peru. It's a white
dominated sport, Like, yeah, we

728
01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:52.760
get our black people that come in
and make an impact, but if we

729
01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:59.119
get one to two dope black people
every ten years and then you make them

730
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:02.159
champion. Of course, gonna celebrate
it because it is a rare to you,

731
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:06.039
because not a lot of niggas want
to do this. But I mean,

732
01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:07.760
it's the same thing like when you
look at look at the Olympics and

733
01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:10.280
shit, and you get like someon
bows and shit. A lot of people

734
01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:15.840
hate the fact that she's celebrated as
a great black gymnast. They hate when

735
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:22.039
we have to put emphasis on whether
it's an athlete, a politician, anything.

736
01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:25.599
They hate the fact that we have
to put emphasis on it being black

737
01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:30.679
because it's not usually our shit.
So when we excelerate it, of course

738
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:35.199
we're going to fucking highlight it.
But then they blame us for the fucking

739
01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:37.679
division, Like, no, Nigga's
not normal for us to be in this

740
01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:44.599
position. Look, look what's happening
to the NBA. Like when we hit

741
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:49.519
a white dude that can ball,
we celebrate that nigga. We celebrate the

742
01:03:49.599 --> 01:03:54.079
white dude. But that's because the
football and basketball right now are very black

743
01:03:54.159 --> 01:03:58.719
dominant. So when you get a
white dude that breakthrough and he'd be nice,

744
01:03:59.320 --> 01:04:02.760
niggas and the whole entire blaying white
people for everything because who's in trouble.

745
01:04:02.960 --> 01:04:06.800
Of most the stages in the world, there's one white dude in the

746
01:04:06.840 --> 01:04:14.559
whole NFL draft that plays defensive back
from Iowa. Because and everybody like you

747
01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:20.840
gotta they call it a kool aid. I was hoping the Packers got position.

748
01:04:20.880 --> 01:04:24.400
Then you gotta be fast, and
you gotta be about that ship.

749
01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:28.719
He's gonna be celebrated about. It's
about the flip. Freddy says, But

750
01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:31.400
why is the worst options even a
thing? If you ask me, losers

751
01:04:31.480 --> 01:04:36.320
date losers and perpetuate the cyphle,
work on yourself, date quality for legacy,

752
01:04:36.360 --> 01:04:41.119
and hopefully marriage be intentional. You
do not have to be with losers.

753
01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:44.360
Yes, there are red flags.
We actually we kind of open the

754
01:04:44.400 --> 01:04:46.960
show. I am a red flag
with that. Yeah, because you're fucking

755
01:04:47.000 --> 01:04:54.280
cancer mal Sorry, it just bro
it. Just this. Next time I

756
01:04:54.320 --> 01:04:59.239
go to cops, I'm driving right
by. I'm gonna drive right past,

757
01:04:59.280 --> 01:05:01.199
take a picture to right, I'm
gonna take a picture. Actually, I'm

758
01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:04.239
gona take a picture of me eating
the sure And I'm gonna give you a

759
01:05:04.239 --> 01:05:09.960
whole, a whole half galloy,
No said, great White hopes, I'm

760
01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:15.079
gonna give you off. I'm gonna
give you a butter knife. So so

761
01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:21.360
that brings me. So there was
a Yeah, there was a real that

762
01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:27.960
I watched on Facebook today and it
was a black model and there were so

763
01:05:28.079 --> 01:05:30.800
many people like sometimes I'll just be
having a comment and tell people that they

764
01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:35.239
sound stupid, like because that we
sounding stupid and I can't like sometime I

765
01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:38.239
try to leave and then I go
back, like no, I gotta let

766
01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:45.559
you know. So there was a
black model and she was getting her makeup

767
01:05:45.639 --> 01:05:49.920
done for a shoot. You know
that they don't typically work out well from

768
01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:58.360
them because they are not They don't
expand their skill to be able to include

769
01:05:58.719 --> 01:06:05.039
black skin. One that you got
fucking black models so casket sharp, like

770
01:06:05.079 --> 01:06:08.639
because that shit was too late,
so she had to watch her so she

771
01:06:08.800 --> 01:06:12.719
has to go. Now in the
middle of a shoot, she is now

772
01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:16.840
driving to Saphora or wherever to go
spend her money, using her time to

773
01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:20.960
go get the shit that's needed for
her to do her own makeup. And

774
01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:27.840
you got so many people that are
in the fucking comments complaining basically on simple

775
01:06:28.119 --> 01:06:30.599
you know, boohoo, they got
a bunch of different shades. You know,

776
01:06:30.639 --> 01:06:33.360
you can't expect them to you know, just know everybody. No,

777
01:06:33.440 --> 01:06:38.920
but you were supposed to be prepared. If you are hired for this shoot

778
01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:42.760
and you know that you have a
black model, you know what this black

779
01:06:42.840 --> 01:06:46.079
model looks like. It is your
job to come prepared to do this model's

780
01:06:46.119 --> 01:06:49.840
makeup the same way how they be
playing in a fucking hair on them shoots.

781
01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:55.599
And that's another thing. They gotta
do THEWN here cause like you not

782
01:06:55.679 --> 01:07:00.760
equipped for it. So it's like, why are you and it's you vote

783
01:07:01.039 --> 01:07:05.079
whatever fucking magazine, Vanity Fair,
you got all of this shit? You

784
01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:10.239
mean to tell me that y'all couldn't
hire motherfucker that was versatile enough to be

785
01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:14.159
able to handle a black woman.
You invited her here to do this shoot.

786
01:07:14.360 --> 01:07:15.559
I highly doubt she was like,
hey bro, I'm free on Tuesday,

787
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:19.280
can I come do this photo shoot. You knew that this is what

788
01:07:19.320 --> 01:07:23.599
you wanted, but you didn't make
sure that y'all had the proper tubes in

789
01:07:23.639 --> 01:07:35.000
place to do them justice on this. Hey yeah, Cayles said, I

790
01:07:35.039 --> 01:07:39.559
saw this. I think she cried
to yeah because she was frustrated. She

791
01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:44.079
was frustrated. But to see so
many, you know, women that were

792
01:07:44.119 --> 01:07:46.519
like, well, you know,
I don't know it's getting my shade matched.

793
01:07:47.079 --> 01:07:49.800
So I commented, and I said, so you mean to tell me

794
01:07:51.000 --> 01:07:57.480
that, whether it is you or
your daughter, it's y'all wedding day,

795
01:07:58.440 --> 01:08:01.480
graduation, any of the mind stone. And you hire this person to come

796
01:08:01.519 --> 01:08:04.840
in here and do a job and
she fuck you up like that, y'all

797
01:08:04.840 --> 01:08:08.000
can be like, oh, well, it's okay. You can't match everybody.

798
01:08:08.119 --> 01:08:10.159
No, you gotta be fucking pissed
because you're like, bitch, I

799
01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:14.320
dare you come in here and not
know what the fuck that you were supposed

800
01:08:14.320 --> 01:08:15.960
to be doing and not have your
ship together. You're gonna be upset.

801
01:08:17.600 --> 01:08:23.399
So, yeah, I really hate
your niggas sometimes, and now niggas are

802
01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:29.039
special. I gotta be pissing me
off man, apparently as you hate cancers.

803
01:08:29.960 --> 01:08:33.479
No, you know, it's very
few scorpios is up there, though.

804
01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:39.680
I know, yeah, I gotta
get all of it. She just

805
01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:45.680
like I got both in the room. Is just freaky as fuck. I

806
01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:59.840
realized statement, Yeah, her hosts, you're gonna be David Mike. Granny

807
01:08:59.920 --> 01:09:02.079
was a Sagittarius, So I know
that motherfuckers is freaking nasty. I already

808
01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:05.520
know what it is. The whole
one make you not look at Spider Man

809
01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:24.399
the same. Yeah, I got
you don't have to be there. So

810
01:09:24.840 --> 01:09:30.359
what did you feel like it would
be like the ultimate like test or show

811
01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:35.079
of love that your spouse could do
for you. We can go around the

812
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:39.560
room on this. What would be
the say it again, what would be

813
01:09:39.640 --> 01:09:44.119
the biggest test of love? Which
would like one of the like the biggest

814
01:09:44.159 --> 01:09:46.239
thing be like damn, like this
motherfucker like really love, like they put

815
01:09:46.279 --> 01:09:54.840
everything on the line for me type
ship. Ship. I think about that

816
01:09:54.920 --> 01:10:00.840
kind of often. Actually the hell, no, I thought I thought.

817
01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:04.279
No, I thought about that as
I gotta be turning ship into all kinds

818
01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:09.680
of ship when I was married,
when I was when I was married,

819
01:10:09.760 --> 01:10:12.199
I thought about that. No,
I didn't think about that when I was

820
01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:15.159
married. I've been thinking about that
recently as I was when I was married.

821
01:10:15.159 --> 01:10:20.880
Like, damn, she had three
kids for me. That's crazy talk.

822
01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:25.840
I don't like, I mean,
I took me to this point.

823
01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:28.119
I'm like, I'm looking at my
grown children, like damn, she did

824
01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:30.640
this three times, actually four because
we lost one. Sorry to hear that,

825
01:10:31.479 --> 01:10:34.760
Like damn, that's some ultimate love. Like we was in love.

826
01:10:34.880 --> 01:10:38.640
Because I was talking to somebody else
about it, like damn, you love

827
01:10:38.680 --> 01:10:40.920
that nigga at one point because you
had some kids with that nigga. She

828
01:10:40.960 --> 01:10:43.119
was like, it's crazy, right, And we had it was like it

829
01:10:43.159 --> 01:10:45.840
was it was a funny conversation and
then kept it going and kept it going

830
01:10:45.920 --> 01:10:51.479
like let's let's run it back and
celebrated that ship. We did it again,

831
01:10:51.680 --> 01:11:00.840
yay, Because I mean, you
got somewhere it's like it's it's real

832
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:08.920
simple, and then you've got something
that's like you know what I'm saying.

833
01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:11.840
It was all waiting for me to
jump on me and my answer, but

834
01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:20.800
fuck y'all. Well, it's just
this guy. You know, his wife

835
01:11:20.840 --> 01:11:25.760
sacrificed a lot for him and now
he wants to know if he should consider

836
01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:31.880
her a hero or not. Dear
Leanna Zach. So, I can't get

837
01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:35.000
into detail because this case is still
open and pending. But to make a

838
01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:39.600
long story short, I got into
some legal trouble and was facing some real

839
01:11:39.680 --> 01:11:42.760
time. I can't get into the
details, but I was gonna have to

840
01:11:42.800 --> 01:11:45.680
sit down for a long time.
So I got a lawyer and he was

841
01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:48.760
preparing me to take a plea deal. Well, the way things turned out,

842
01:11:49.079 --> 01:11:53.119
my wife knew the judge. They
used to go to high school together,

843
01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:56.520
and she said she would call him
and see what she could do.

844
01:11:57.199 --> 01:12:00.800
I can't believe I'm telling y'all this, but my wife slept with the judge

845
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:03.359
and now I won't have to go
to jail, and he's just giving me

846
01:12:03.439 --> 01:12:08.319
probation. When I asked my wife
about it, she said she she did

847
01:12:08.319 --> 01:12:11.760
what she had to do to keep
me free and not to bring it up

848
01:12:11.800 --> 01:12:15.640
anymore, but it's really bothered me. I can't take it. Is she

849
01:12:15.720 --> 01:12:23.800
a hero or a hero to the
ultimate l in the name of love?

850
01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:30.079
Will sit your goddamn ass down.
You took the fuck up. You feel

851
01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:38.399
the way niggau in jail, Hey
listen, because he said he was gonna

852
01:12:38.399 --> 01:12:46.039
have to sit, so he's doing
at least ten upstate. And the way

853
01:12:46.079 --> 01:12:50.479
he looked at somebody would have wanted
to love him and he was just reading

854
01:12:50.520 --> 01:12:54.760
something. It but you know,
and and it's funny because it's like the

855
01:12:54.800 --> 01:12:58.479
comments, the comments were split,
so you had a lot of a lot

856
01:12:58.520 --> 01:13:00.479
of guys was like, Nigga,
what did you fucking complaining about? Nigga?

857
01:13:00.520 --> 01:13:08.680
Either she was getting sucked her.
You were exactly like that legal system

858
01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:12.279
is. But then you had one
and was like, you know, I'd

859
01:13:12.319 --> 01:13:15.760
appreciate her whatever, but like I
had to, like I would divorce her,

860
01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:17.880
like I couldn't be with her after
So you you out free to be

861
01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:25.039
able to go divorce somebody divorce in
jail or also, and all she gotta

862
01:13:25.039 --> 01:13:28.319
do is go back to jail.
Hey fuck that nigga. I'm like,

863
01:13:28.359 --> 01:13:34.800
hey, new evidence, new evidence, right, send them pictures. She

864
01:13:35.079 --> 01:13:43.560
sacrificed for him, and that's cool. Must appreciate it. Are we like,

865
01:13:43.720 --> 01:13:46.119
are we like invalidating how he might
feel? Like you know, at

866
01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:48.600
the end of the day, he
asked her to do what she could do.

867
01:13:50.039 --> 01:13:58.239
She did. And this nigga,
and let's not forget the fact that

868
01:13:58.279 --> 01:14:04.840
this nigga is into the position of
going to prison something to the point where

869
01:14:04.880 --> 01:14:09.079
you were going to do a lot
of anybody. She saved your ass,

870
01:14:09.119 --> 01:14:14.159
literally saved his ass. Relax,
my guy, because otherwise he was gonna

871
01:14:14.159 --> 01:14:15.920
have to relax and take a nice
little breath when you know, and some

872
01:14:15.960 --> 01:14:20.600
of them don't even want you to
relax. They guys that she should call

873
01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:24.399
the judge and get him back.
The big fact, the only thing I

874
01:14:24.399 --> 01:14:27.840
would have to say this, but
but what she says, she said,

875
01:14:28.079 --> 01:14:31.359
we talk about this again. We
don't have to, but I'm gonna talk

876
01:14:31.399 --> 01:14:34.039
to you all about it like it
happened to me and ship. How does

877
01:14:34.079 --> 01:14:39.039
she have such access to this motherfucker
so quick? They went to school together.

878
01:14:40.039 --> 01:14:45.479
That don't mean nothing. Can't come
home sucking dick. You sound you

879
01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:48.680
sound stupid, because if she didn't
suck dick, you couldn't come home anyway.

880
01:14:49.279 --> 01:14:57.439
That's the part I want you niggas
to understand. If he's a public

881
01:14:57.680 --> 01:15:03.880
was going to real buck pounding.
Hey, we might be kissing bitches exactly

882
01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:10.920
for free. Okay, there was
no consequence. He on the radio talking

883
01:15:10.960 --> 01:15:14.760
about it after she said, let's
not talk about it because because now the

884
01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:17.760
guy we saw he was reading like
whoever, it was like a red kind

885
01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:26.920
of ship. Yeah, but respect, then stop doing ship that can get

886
01:15:26.960 --> 01:15:31.560
you five to life. He must
say they want to ride or die until

887
01:15:31.560 --> 01:15:34.000
it's time for her to rise some
dick to keep you out of jail.

888
01:15:34.520 --> 01:15:38.720
Look, he might have wanted to
die after that. You know how easy

889
01:15:38.760 --> 01:15:42.119
it would be on the flip side
for me, I had to say it

890
01:15:42.159 --> 01:15:45.960
was either her second or him sucking
it because I'm telling because it sounds like

891
01:15:45.000 --> 01:15:48.960
he had to go down for a
minute. Like you know what, I

892
01:15:49.359 --> 01:15:55.119
like, I don't want to have
to live without him for this amount of

893
01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:58.399
time. But whether they had kids
or whatever the case, Like, I'm

894
01:15:58.439 --> 01:16:03.479
gonna do whatever I gotta do to
keep you at home. Why is she

895
01:16:03.520 --> 01:16:06.720
telling him? Can we can we
just like, okay, in the middle

896
01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:11.640
of the street, let's make a
real sharp left turn real quick. Why

897
01:16:11.720 --> 01:16:15.199
y'all just throw rape on this man. Like the conversation just went around the

898
01:16:15.239 --> 01:16:18.840
room for about five minutes, and
everybody threw the fact that because that's the

899
01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:26.800
number one reason I don't want to
go to prison. Okay, one,

900
01:16:26.920 --> 01:16:31.960
he was getting big down in the
sound. Okay, here's here's the reason.

901
01:16:32.319 --> 01:16:35.720
Here's the reason why we know he
gonna get dear one. She spared

902
01:16:35.720 --> 01:16:39.760
her food last husband from having to
do the sucond. He better find some

903
01:16:39.840 --> 01:16:46.600
chills, lovey. I'm as sided
anyway. My bitch got a boyfriend.

904
01:16:46.720 --> 01:16:49.319
Unfortunately I know where her lives be. Sometimes. Look, look, let

905
01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:51.319
me tell you someone, let me
tell you something. Let me tell you

906
01:16:51.800 --> 01:16:56.319
because I just made this post.
It might have been yesterday. I said,

907
01:16:56.399 --> 01:17:00.520
it's funny to me how niggas feel
like women can't go ninety days without

908
01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:02.319
sex, And we actually got a
bunch of toys, We got the rolls,

909
01:17:02.319 --> 01:17:04.399
we got the twice as nice,
we got all of this shit.

910
01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:11.479
We don't need to use this raggedy
ass nigga for his dick. We can

911
01:17:11.560 --> 01:17:16.039
get by without fucking, especially because, honestly, in a lot of cases,

912
01:17:16.079 --> 01:17:18.159
I'm not saying this all of them, but in a lot of cases,

913
01:17:18.520 --> 01:17:23.079
this nut's better anyway doing it by
myself. It's a true statement.

914
01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:29.239
So we can't go without ninety days
without fucking, even though we have toys.

915
01:17:29.479 --> 01:17:32.760
But your homeboys is going for five, ten, fifteen years, and

916
01:17:32.840 --> 01:17:35.600
y'all think that they ain't in there
getting some nuts off. Why did she

917
01:17:35.640 --> 01:17:39.319
tell them though? Why can't she
just be like, hey, I made

918
01:17:39.359 --> 01:17:42.359
it, I made it real.
Because he trying to figure out why the

919
01:17:42.479 --> 01:17:48.520
judge threw the whole case out that
or that or but that end, It's

920
01:17:48.560 --> 01:17:53.359
like, maybe she just wanted to
be transparent about it because I don't want

921
01:17:53.359 --> 01:17:57.199
to hold secrets from you. But
at the same time, this the only

922
01:17:57.239 --> 01:17:59.279
time we talking about this shit.
I don't even want to talk about it

923
01:17:59.319 --> 01:18:01.920
no more. Look, got caught
with five bricks and then it's like and

924
01:18:01.960 --> 01:18:05.199
then saying it like that, saying
like I don't want to talk about it

925
01:18:05.239 --> 01:18:10.199
no more. It don't even it
don't sound like it was somebody who was

926
01:18:10.359 --> 01:18:14.560
you know, like it was probably
the nigga who was like on her ass

927
01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:19.439
and like you know back when she
was running track and fit and ship for

928
01:18:19.560 --> 01:18:24.520
no reason. It's a fat nigga
that breathed hard with a fat tongue.

929
01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:33.159
Was it was you know that?
Or that? Or remember the scene from

930
01:18:33.279 --> 01:18:41.039
Waiting to Exhill when she was fucking
window big gass. It was one of

931
01:18:41.079 --> 01:18:46.279
them situations. This nigga definitely has
suspenders on the socks. I don't know

932
01:18:46.399 --> 01:19:00.079
or the other nigga. It was
a popular name for that age demographic two

933
01:19:04.479 --> 01:19:08.039
when he was he was the North. That's just, you know, that's

934
01:19:08.079 --> 01:19:11.000
just does it seem like it's common
the type of niggas you have to pick

935
01:19:11.079 --> 01:19:14.079
from back in the day. Yeah, that's the wow ship you got.

936
01:19:14.119 --> 01:19:18.920
You got these so called thugs and
so much, but they don't question why

937
01:19:18.920 --> 01:19:25.159
they niggas keep going back for long
stints of times. Niggas keep going back

938
01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:29.079
locked up. I wouldn't ask no
questions. I would just be like,

939
01:19:29.119 --> 01:19:34.399
hey, appreciate baby for real,
Like, don't whatever whatever you did,

940
01:19:35.159 --> 01:19:38.640
you saved my ass. I am
so glad. I'm out of sight,

941
01:19:38.680 --> 01:19:42.640
out of mind kind of a dude
because I just got caught with ten bricks.

942
01:19:42.960 --> 01:19:45.880
That's like asking a body count.
And I'm actually able to be home

943
01:19:45.000 --> 01:19:49.279
because she did a little strange thing
for some change for my ass. Not

944
01:19:49.319 --> 01:19:53.039
talking no more about this, baby, Just go to Red Lobster right now.

945
01:19:53.520 --> 01:19:55.640
But you may get them kill you
ship. I almost died in there,

946
01:19:55.680 --> 01:19:58.079
so we take that chance for you
and then for me to be like,

947
01:19:58.279 --> 01:20:00.119
bro, I don't never want to
talk about this it again. Like

948
01:20:00.520 --> 01:20:02.760
that means that I don't even want
to think about it. Bro, I'm

949
01:20:02.760 --> 01:20:04.880
not even gonna hold it over your
head. No, I don't want to

950
01:20:04.880 --> 01:20:08.279
talk about it. You want me
to pay for your therapy, just let

951
01:20:08.359 --> 01:20:13.119
me know when you're ready. Can
you load the dishwasher? I'm playing a

952
01:20:13.199 --> 01:20:15.119
game with the boys. Oh but
when I saved Joe ass from getting fun.

953
01:20:20.239 --> 01:20:31.720
But that's what I'm saying. She
said, you want to talk about

954
01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:34.960
some more, so she ain't gonna
pull that out until she really need to.

955
01:20:35.359 --> 01:20:38.439
So she ain't gonna. That's what
I'm saying. That's how much she

956
01:20:38.600 --> 01:20:41.680
like. She don't want to like. I don't want to talk about this

957
01:20:41.720 --> 01:20:45.359
some more like you got to stop
selling drugs. I had to do what

958
01:20:45.439 --> 01:20:50.000
I had to do. But whatever, that's the only think. Either killed

959
01:20:50.039 --> 01:20:54.840
a nigga or he wouldn't have got
off for killing the nigga. It was

960
01:20:54.920 --> 01:21:00.680
drugs, a long time drug yo
kidnapping. White woe man. Your wife

961
01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:03.600
turned her plussy into a get out
of jail free card, and you were

962
01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:08.720
being ungrateful, ungrateful talking about I
don't know, like a truck said,

963
01:21:08.760 --> 01:21:13.720
the fuck up? You probably just
cheated on her three weeks ago. Fuck

964
01:21:13.880 --> 01:21:18.640
is feelings? You free my man? You know he's on lifetime probation.

965
01:21:20.439 --> 01:21:30.039
That's actually can be worse you smoking
weed again forever forever ever? Whatever.

966
01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:34.079
Hey, you don't have to go
to real butt pound in jail. Shut

967
01:21:34.079 --> 01:21:39.279
the fuck up? Okay, what
is it? What are where in Chicago?

968
01:21:39.319 --> 01:21:43.159
Where you go? Everything in Chicago
is real butt pound in jail.

969
01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:48.399
I know the couple. I passed
a couple on fifty seven County jail within

970
01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:51.800
the prison. What's the prison?
I forgot the prison? I don't know

971
01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:57.840
I know Keanna who just did a
whole episode with her son. He was

972
01:21:57.840 --> 01:22:00.279
in one of them jails and Illinois. Yeah, they got one of his

973
01:22:00.319 --> 01:22:02.680
high high security. Yeah, he
was in the high They said they had

974
01:22:02.680 --> 01:22:08.119
that nigga out in the actual field, like he's literally out farming as part

975
01:22:08.159 --> 01:22:15.079
of the prison system. Talking about
oh, John said, I went to

976
01:22:15.119 --> 01:22:17.319
prison for twenty one months. When
I got home. Guess what I asked

977
01:22:17.319 --> 01:22:21.399
her about while I was gone.
Nothing ain't none of my business. You

978
01:22:21.439 --> 01:22:25.399
can't be asking her what she did
when you was free twenty one months,

979
01:22:25.399 --> 01:22:28.159
my nigga, twenty one months when
I get out. Hey, you know

980
01:22:28.239 --> 01:22:30.439
you know what was said on the
Slick Talk of Scale show. I would

981
01:22:30.439 --> 01:22:32.119
never forget this day. I was
in here and it was like, it

982
01:22:32.119 --> 01:22:38.199
ain't no time, like nigga.
You know what's crazy, ain't no time.

983
01:22:38.520 --> 01:22:40.880
You lose track of time after a
while, I ain't no time.

984
01:22:41.279 --> 01:22:45.079
They want one hour is long,
It's too long. Niggas be talking like

985
01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:48.960
jail time, ain't no time after
that time. I hate being there at

986
01:22:49.000 --> 01:22:55.279
work for eight hours and you're talking
about look at look what it looked like

987
01:22:55.399 --> 01:23:01.880
and writing twenty one months, he
said, when you in there. It's

988
01:23:01.920 --> 01:23:06.000
really not no, no, stop, no, no, here's my thing.

989
01:23:08.800 --> 01:23:13.199
Here's my thing. Like when you
are a person who you already don't

990
01:23:13.279 --> 01:23:18.119
like, motherfucker's breathing down your neck
and you really value your freedom, that's

991
01:23:18.439 --> 01:23:21.000
what it is you don't like.
Bro, I'm grown as fuck, and

992
01:23:21.039 --> 01:23:26.279
you're telling me when I gotta lay
down and go to bed, I gotta

993
01:23:26.319 --> 01:23:29.159
eat. I'm not hungry, but
you telling me it is breakfast time,

994
01:23:29.159 --> 01:23:30.840
bitch. I'm trying to be sleep
well. I just get done saying about

995
01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:39.279
my kids being in the house because
I I was so irritated because there was

996
01:23:39.319 --> 01:23:44.239
a point in time, like it's
six am. It's light song. You

997
01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:47.079
gotta get up and make your fucking
bed at six o'clock in the morning.

998
01:23:47.760 --> 01:23:50.920
They don't care if you lay back
in it. But you can't be under

999
01:23:50.960 --> 01:23:54.079
the covers and all of this ship. Like, Bro, it's cold in

1000
01:23:54.159 --> 01:24:00.439
here in bed right, Like who
the fuck cares like it? Just like

1001
01:24:00.439 --> 01:24:04.880
like like little ship like that.
Or it's like when I'm at home and

1002
01:24:04.920 --> 01:24:08.520
the BET Awards is on the ship, I can go in. I can

1003
01:24:08.600 --> 01:24:12.920
watch my fucking ship, but here
I gotta fucking trade twinkies and ship or

1004
01:24:13.039 --> 01:24:15.359
because it ain't my TV day,
So I gotta trade with the white bitch

1005
01:24:15.359 --> 01:24:19.319
who was gonna watch Lifetime all day
and trade my TV day because the BET

1006
01:24:19.479 --> 01:24:27.119
Awards is coming on and I want
to watch this ship and BT Awards up.

1007
01:24:27.279 --> 01:24:30.640
Yeah. So now so now you
automatically know because it's like, all

1008
01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:33.279
right, I know what's up because
now all of the black people is in

1009
01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:35.920
the TV room and shit, and
all the white bitches isn't there playing ping

1010
01:24:35.960 --> 01:24:40.279
pong like this is really how it
was going and shit. So it's like

1011
01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:44.960
not being able to do things how
I wanted to do them, like that

1012
01:24:44.960 --> 01:24:47.880
ship isn't. I don't like to
be dictated you have to hang out with

1013
01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:54.079
people based on color because it ain't
safe. It's wild. But it's really

1014
01:24:54.119 --> 01:24:57.720
funny because it's like, dude,
I don't like to get up early.

1015
01:24:57.960 --> 01:25:02.760
Everybody knows, and everybody knows I
do not like light. I like to

1016
01:25:02.840 --> 01:25:05.720
be in the fucking dark. So
when I tell you, like, cook

1017
01:25:05.760 --> 01:25:10.520
County was the best place ever for
me because you can go in your own

1018
01:25:10.560 --> 01:25:14.640
little pie and not be bothered.
I would have to go out for them

1019
01:25:14.640 --> 01:25:16.199
to do counting shit, and then
of course you got the little crackaby.

1020
01:25:16.199 --> 01:25:18.560
It's like, hey, you gonna
eat your sandwich, get it, bro,

1021
01:25:18.800 --> 01:25:20.600
Well they not gonna give it to
me. You go have to go

1022
01:25:20.640 --> 01:25:24.399
get it from the coo. So
then you gotta go over here get your

1023
01:25:24.439 --> 01:25:27.000
lunch and shit, just to pass
it off and then go back and your

1024
01:25:27.039 --> 01:25:30.319
little little corner and shit. Yeah, because now in there, they didn't

1025
01:25:30.319 --> 01:25:32.680
bother you. I had a little
booking there. I had a little toilet

1026
01:25:32.680 --> 01:25:36.720
next to my ship. There's is
more isolated. I could fuck with that.

1027
01:25:36.840 --> 01:25:42.039
But when you in like the Federal
shit, everybody is bunched up together

1028
01:25:42.079 --> 01:25:44.960
and shit like y'all got bunk beds, and it's like it's like a fucking

1029
01:25:45.119 --> 01:25:48.199
army. That's hall. I would, yeah, I would. And again

1030
01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:51.600
they make you get up at a
certain time to have you have to have

1031
01:25:51.800 --> 01:25:56.479
your bed made. So it's just
it's a lot, and like, no,

1032
01:25:56.720 --> 01:25:59.039
I don't like to be told what
the fuck to do. The concept

1033
01:25:59.079 --> 01:26:04.600
of jail is niggas be wanting to
go back and forth because they boyfriends are

1034
01:26:04.600 --> 01:26:09.560
in there. Bro, you gotta
share. You gotta share a fucking small

1035
01:26:09.720 --> 01:26:14.520
box with a niggas. You don't
know. He could be crazy, he

1036
01:26:14.640 --> 01:26:18.000
could be any fucking that he could
just have a chronic masturbation problem. And

1037
01:26:18.079 --> 01:26:21.319
you start getting here with this nigga, and you know what's crazy, it's

1038
01:26:21.399 --> 01:26:25.479
many of you niggas who have been
back and forth to jail and having to

1039
01:26:25.520 --> 01:26:28.399
write letters. I'm surprised you're stupid
and still don't know how to spell shit.

1040
01:26:28.640 --> 01:26:30.399
You had to write too much for
that and they still don't know how

1041
01:26:30.399 --> 01:26:36.880
to write sitting in jail, right, thank you, of course, said

1042
01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:41.880
niggas be having niggas in there.
But yes, we have bumps for niggas.

1043
01:26:41.880 --> 01:26:45.960
You writing a letter every day for
ten years? Wrong? Ain't nobody

1044
01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:48.279
correcting me? Hell ship you coming
out just as dumb as you did.

1045
01:26:48.720 --> 01:26:53.359
Kayla said, I don't even like
visiting people in jail because visitors gotta follow

1046
01:26:53.399 --> 01:26:56.119
rules to do what have people in
the camera and shit, never the fuck

1047
01:26:56.159 --> 01:27:00.880
again? Yeah? Like so now
it's like it's fucking eighty to greens outside

1048
01:27:00.920 --> 01:27:03.079
and I gotta come in with a
fucking twilled jogging suit on because I can't

1049
01:27:03.079 --> 01:27:16.199
have my titties out because niggas in
her orny twill bro like a potato.

1050
01:27:16.279 --> 01:27:24.560
A potato that's diabolic, I think, I said, nipple, I think

1051
01:27:24.600 --> 01:27:32.680
I see yeah, like that that's
wild ship. It's locked down. Then

1052
01:27:32.680 --> 01:27:35.640
it's like I'm hungry, but I
need an escort to go to the vending

1053
01:27:35.720 --> 01:27:40.399
machine to make sure that I don't
have contraband and ship bringing it back in

1054
01:27:40.439 --> 01:27:45.159
the eminem to the table like it's
just a lot brove machine working on slips.

1055
01:27:45.479 --> 01:27:48.479
Yeah, Sort said, no for
real, got to wear the usher

1056
01:27:48.520 --> 01:27:53.600
cover up to get past security.
Man. I was. We was in

1057
01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:56.680
jail for about five hours and I
was like, get me the funk out

1058
01:27:56.680 --> 01:28:01.720
of here. Likeas there, bofing
was very minimal. Bro It's wow,

1059
01:28:01.920 --> 01:28:08.720
I was anything boofed. Kayla said, I stayed in trouble for cleavers.

1060
01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:14.199
The men CEOs never cared. They
like a little cleaves too. Did you

1061
01:28:14.239 --> 01:28:17.239
imagine that time? Was that?
John said, damn, y'all have veno

1062
01:28:17.319 --> 01:28:24.720
machines. But oh hell now,
well, why do you know? I

1063
01:28:24.800 --> 01:28:30.039
watched TV and that don't be on
my TV. Somebody somebody told me to

1064
01:28:30.079 --> 01:28:33.399
watch Unlocked on Netflix, and I
watched it because it's like a it's an

1065
01:28:33.560 --> 01:28:41.159
experiment where the uh, the the
facilitator of the of the prison tried to

1066
01:28:41.279 --> 01:28:45.479
have them not have CEOs and then
have them kind of live amongst themselves.

1067
01:28:45.840 --> 01:28:48.680
So it was chaos. It was
chaos. I couldn't but I only watched

1068
01:28:48.680 --> 01:28:51.000
like two episodes, like I hate
the ship. This niggas does a fuck

1069
01:28:51.119 --> 01:28:57.600
like they just dumbing the motherfucker because
they know they they start fighting and bringing

1070
01:28:57.600 --> 01:28:59.720
in the hoots and ship. You
know, they just they didn't understand the

1071
01:28:59.720 --> 01:29:01.800
freedom was actually what they were getting
because he was trying to show them that

1072
01:29:01.840 --> 01:29:05.039
you don't have to have a bunch
of correctional officers showing you what's do like

1073
01:29:05.079 --> 01:29:09.720
what you're saying, and I guess
at the end they actually got it.

1074
01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:12.439
But I can't watch it. I
can't watch prison Ship like I watch it

1075
01:29:12.520 --> 01:29:16.800
like I don't want to ever live
this life. It's frustrated. We're getting

1076
01:29:16.840 --> 01:29:20.560
triggered. Well, no, this
is mad, like you even in here

1077
01:29:20.560 --> 01:29:25.239
for doing stupid ship and you're in
here doing stupid ship like it's like a

1078
01:29:25.319 --> 01:29:31.079
cycle that are actually stupid, not
guilty. I mean, that's a whole

1079
01:29:31.079 --> 01:29:35.199
another conversation. I ain't never been
there, taking me to the psyche world

1080
01:29:35.199 --> 01:29:39.760
because I'm playing crazy as being the
mag you don't have an anxiety attack.

1081
01:29:39.960 --> 01:29:43.479
Okay, as a person who's been
in this in the Psyche War. That

1082
01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:50.079
ship ain't no better, broke no
better because one because one you are surrounded

1083
01:29:50.079 --> 01:29:55.479
by people with mental health issues and
they don't understand boundaries. So there was

1084
01:29:55.520 --> 01:30:00.960
this bit shoes to follow me around
with you? You know how? Up

1085
01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:05.960
which one? Wait, butt head
was the blond right butt head? The

1086
01:30:06.000 --> 01:30:13.359
blind? Yeah? Okay, bea
shirt on the corner. Hold it's not.

1087
01:30:15.720 --> 01:30:18.960
And like so I so I have
a roommate in the crazy house.

1088
01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:23.039
This is when I'm out at Rogers. Now I have a roommate in the

1089
01:30:23.079 --> 01:30:26.439
crazy house. So I'm asleep,
and you know how, you can feel

1090
01:30:26.479 --> 01:30:30.760
a motherfucker just staring standing over you. So I cracked that one aisle open,

1091
01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:42.479
just sitting here this here like over
head, just like you don't get

1092
01:30:43.119 --> 01:30:50.920
from like now now now crazy house, good lords us. I give him

1093
01:30:50.960 --> 01:30:55.960
that. Give him that. So
even in the background, I can see

1094
01:30:56.000 --> 01:31:02.720
that's her you. It wasn't even
looking. Are you sleeping? Bruh?

1095
01:31:03.640 --> 01:31:14.840
Get the fuck from over my pack? See yo yo, let me you

1096
01:31:14.920 --> 01:31:18.319
are absolutely correct. I'm like,
bro I'm in here on a seventy two

1097
01:31:18.359 --> 01:31:21.600
hour hold from pills, and you
got me in here with the motherfucker who

1098
01:31:21.680 --> 01:31:27.920
in here locking scissors and ship,
like I feel like they do that purpose

1099
01:31:28.079 --> 01:31:32.520
fucker's in here playing crazy and put
you in real life crazy. Bet your

1100
01:31:32.520 --> 01:31:35.720
hands don't want to come back.
Now you're gonna play right over there.

1101
01:31:35.800 --> 01:31:42.239
Put it r They got it.
They got a lot of rules in there

1102
01:31:42.279 --> 01:31:45.840
too. And the worst part is
like when they make you do group ship

1103
01:31:45.920 --> 01:31:51.720
with the psychos right guard guard.
So now so now you in here and

1104
01:31:51.800 --> 01:31:56.319
you're sitting in the circle and ship
and you got motherfuckers and the one bitch

1105
01:31:56.399 --> 01:32:00.479
that's facilitating the crazy meeting and ship. Gotta tell this one bitch quit biting

1106
01:32:00.520 --> 01:32:11.840
her toenails and ship the group like
in the so you just stop gonna take

1107
01:32:11.880 --> 01:32:15.720
your shoes off. We got a
special needs lady that work with me at

1108
01:32:15.760 --> 01:32:23.800
work. He who she don't she
don't respect the handphone bound Like even if

1109
01:32:23.840 --> 01:32:27.319
I'm not listening to nothing, I
put my handphones in because I feel like

1110
01:32:27.439 --> 01:32:30.239
it's an indicator that don't talk,
don't talk to me, don't talk to

1111
01:32:30.319 --> 01:32:33.800
me. And I'll be sitting there
and I'm looking at my phone before I

1112
01:32:33.920 --> 01:32:42.239
start, and she just hate to
walk and like you, I say hi,

1113
01:32:42.439 --> 01:32:45.960
hopefully just you know, going bautch
your business. Did she sit down?

1114
01:32:45.079 --> 01:32:50.119
And who can't believes the work.
It's so funny because I just watched

1115
01:32:50.159 --> 01:32:53.840
the video today, right, and
it was a lady speaking to her grandma.

1116
01:32:54.119 --> 01:32:58.000
She said good morning, and then
the grandma like she watching the tablet,

1117
01:32:58.039 --> 01:33:00.640
the grandma in the little you know, like the little so unfortunate shiit.

1118
01:33:00.760 --> 01:33:03.239
So she's on like the little couch
and shit outside and she tells her

1119
01:33:03.239 --> 01:33:05.479
grandma good morning. Her grandma says
good morning back, and she was like

1120
01:33:06.239 --> 01:33:09.560
man, the weather something, and
she said, look me saying good morning,

1121
01:33:09.600 --> 01:33:13.159
don't mean talk to me like man. And this is a white lady,

1122
01:33:13.560 --> 01:33:15.159
was cra I'm like, bro for
real, like you didn't say we

1123
01:33:15.319 --> 01:33:20.720
was gonna have no conversation, salgutations
and beat it. I was sitting here.

1124
01:33:20.800 --> 01:33:26.560
You walked in the room, good
morning or hello cool? Go the

1125
01:33:26.640 --> 01:33:30.399
fuck away, Like I don't care
about whatever your issues is this morning.

1126
01:33:31.000 --> 01:33:34.239
I don't care. I got my
awn life problems to worry about. I

1127
01:33:34.359 --> 01:33:39.119
forgot to charge my fucking air pods
last night, so now these shit's gonna

1128
01:33:39.159 --> 01:33:42.880
die. I don't have nothing to
listen to, no funck how you feel

1129
01:33:43.000 --> 01:33:47.560
right now? What about me?
Yeah? But I would take money for

1130
01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:53.199
lunch. What about me being in
a psych ward is is not any better?

1131
01:33:53.319 --> 01:33:58.039
Because if anything, the rules that
you think that you don't want to

1132
01:33:58.079 --> 01:34:00.800
deal with in prison, like they're
even more strict than a psych war because

1133
01:34:00.800 --> 01:34:11.760
they think we're gonna hurt ourselves.
Yeah, Gordon said, listen, I'd

1134
01:34:11.800 --> 01:34:15.880
be randomly yelling unhand me now,
keeping everybody head on the swivel because I'm

1135
01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:19.119
scared the field code three thousands go
crazy in there. I have to visit

1136
01:34:19.199 --> 01:34:24.960
a couple of folks in the mental
health conflict, yell, unhand me,

1137
01:34:25.359 --> 01:34:41.479
I'll leave her alone because who got
her? Nobody touched going to any facility

1138
01:34:41.520 --> 01:34:45.920
where they be like going to any
facility, whether it is prison or it

1139
01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:48.079
is a fucking psych war where they
were like, you know what, we

1140
01:34:48.199 --> 01:34:51.079
don't trust you to have shoelaces.
What kind of ship is this? We

1141
01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:54.359
don't trust y'all. Y'all try to
kill y'all. I don't know how this

1142
01:34:54.439 --> 01:34:57.680
conversation make me want to go back
to that damn which post you put up.

1143
01:35:00.760 --> 01:35:06.319
It's funny to me every single time. Yeah, but I yeah,

1144
01:35:06.560 --> 01:35:12.399
I just I can't do it because
I am a person who likes to do

1145
01:35:12.600 --> 01:35:16.479
things on my own time, especially
sleep. I don't like to be on

1146
01:35:16.600 --> 01:35:24.600
anybody else's schedule but my own,
so you can't. But how many motherfuckers

1147
01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:29.680
are around you disrupting it just because
you sleepy? Everybody else ain't sleepy.

1148
01:35:33.800 --> 01:35:38.399
It don't matter if they talking to
you, but if it's not quiet hours,

1149
01:35:38.439 --> 01:35:42.600
they can do what the fuck they
want to do. Leave me,

1150
01:35:43.279 --> 01:35:51.600
get out. Hey wan, you
a bad bitch, said, I'm gonna

1151
01:35:51.600 --> 01:35:55.439
figure out who the head bitch and
charge is, then I'm gonna be up

1152
01:35:55.520 --> 01:36:05.239
under her for safety. He's got
him got She looked, she trying to

1153
01:36:05.239 --> 01:36:13.359
survive. Just don't be in there
washing panting, said Calan didn't turn it

1154
01:36:13.439 --> 01:36:23.439
to her. Mini y'all going around
collecting commissary payments and ship tell about the

1155
01:36:23.520 --> 01:36:29.960
gunline. Bout see here a campaign. We won't got no fence. What

1156
01:36:30.199 --> 01:36:31.960
we have is the gun line.
I was at campaign. We ain't had

1157
01:36:32.000 --> 01:36:35.640
no fences. It was it was
like oranges to do black like the inmates

1158
01:36:35.680 --> 01:36:39.760
and ship drove us around the ship. So when my fucking cervix was gonna

1159
01:36:39.760 --> 01:36:42.479
fall out, they had to drive
me. I had to have surgery and

1160
01:36:42.479 --> 01:36:44.439
all that. I had to do
all that ship while I was in there,

1161
01:36:44.920 --> 01:36:47.680
so fucking inmate drove me back and
forth for ship. I can't do

1162
01:36:47.760 --> 01:36:53.560
it, but yeah I do.
That would look all that to say,

1163
01:36:54.600 --> 01:37:00.279
nigga need to be to be happy. He would all that ship hey bad.

1164
01:37:00.600 --> 01:37:02.239
And then I think the worst part
about going to jail is you gaining

1165
01:37:02.279 --> 01:37:05.520
weight off food you don't even like, Like, Bro, I'm getting fat

1166
01:37:05.600 --> 01:37:13.840
and this ship ain't even good being
a fat nigga. I don't know how

1167
01:37:13.920 --> 01:37:17.159
this dude popped up all night because
all social media apps started looking like so

1168
01:37:17.840 --> 01:37:23.760
YouTube got fucking reels, but they
call them shorts. So it's this dude,

1169
01:37:23.920 --> 01:37:28.920
who'll be like making these prison meals. It'd be making some exquisite how

1170
01:37:28.960 --> 01:37:32.560
would be like? This was this
what they served y'all in jail? The

1171
01:37:32.600 --> 01:37:38.399
shrimp like Bro took like a pack
of rhyme and some hot water, some

1172
01:37:38.640 --> 01:37:44.359
sauce and like, and the dos
and the hot water left that ship cooke

1173
01:37:44.399 --> 01:37:45.560
for like ten minutes. I'm like, yo, what the this' is a

1174
01:37:45.680 --> 01:37:49.680
microwave? Hey? Them nigga was
just frying chicken. I saw that with

1175
01:37:49.800 --> 01:37:59.880
a iron. I never looked fired. Didn't it crispy? In a bit.

1176
01:38:00.279 --> 01:38:03.000
There were things that I never thought
that I would see being cooked in

1177
01:38:03.079 --> 01:38:08.319
a microwave in fucking prison like there
was. There was this big bitch named

1178
01:38:08.359 --> 01:38:12.239
Della. She worked in and she
was light skinned, and she used to

1179
01:38:12.319 --> 01:38:16.319
sit her big wide ass. So
this is the table, right, light

1180
01:38:16.359 --> 01:38:20.319
skin chip, This is the table. It's a microwave here, and it's

1181
01:38:20.359 --> 01:38:24.439
a microwave here. They have two
microwaves, so you know you're not just

1182
01:38:24.520 --> 01:38:27.880
waiting on one person. She would
sit her big ass right smack in the

1183
01:38:27.960 --> 01:38:30.880
middle, and she might be cooking
meating this one and then boiling noodles in

1184
01:38:30.960 --> 01:38:33.239
this one. The ship make a
spaghetti and shit like she used to.

1185
01:38:33.479 --> 01:38:38.600
She used to actually cook shit because
she used to steal the ingredients from the

1186
01:38:38.680 --> 01:38:42.359
fucking kitchen like the and she used
the season and ship because she was had

1187
01:38:42.399 --> 01:38:45.479
the season and the ship. She
was monopolizing the whole all the shit.

1188
01:38:45.279 --> 01:38:48.920
H Courtney said, Uh, they
be making birthday cakes with honey buns and

1189
01:38:48.920 --> 01:38:51.399
all kinds of stuff. Yeah,
so they used they was in there making

1190
01:38:51.520 --> 01:38:55.720
which one is it? Is it
hoo your moonshine? Which the one of

1191
01:38:55.760 --> 01:38:59.239
you burping in the okay hoos?
So they so they had that ship on

1192
01:38:59.279 --> 01:39:02.880
the window sill and our little So
there were different areas, right, you

1193
01:39:03.319 --> 01:39:08.079
had basically it was like this biass
hallway that motherfucker's pretty much living in.

1194
01:39:08.520 --> 01:39:15.239
But then you had, like there
were actual rooms. So if you had

1195
01:39:15.279 --> 01:39:18.239
the room like y'all had like a
closing door and everything, and it was

1196
01:39:18.800 --> 01:39:21.439
like three bunk beds in there,
so it was six to a room.

1197
01:39:21.720 --> 01:39:26.600
There's three different bunk beds, or
you had the ones where you were actually

1198
01:39:26.720 --> 01:39:30.000
like y'all have seen like the military
shit right where it's like a big long

1199
01:39:30.199 --> 01:39:33.199
hallway with all the beds and shit, and then you had bunk beds that

1200
01:39:33.319 --> 01:39:40.159
way. Everybody's goal was like they
wanted to be able to get into like

1201
01:39:40.319 --> 01:39:45.720
an actual like into a room.
Well it was it wasn't sales in there

1202
01:39:47.079 --> 01:39:51.680
because they you have more privacy.
It's cooler being with five roommates versus you

1203
01:39:51.720 --> 01:39:57.800
got a whole hallway full of bitches
that you gotta deal with. So it

1204
01:39:58.000 --> 01:40:02.479
was cool because I'm a very lovable
person, you know, outside of the

1205
01:40:02.520 --> 01:40:06.359
first initial like bitch that thought she
was gonna punk me into buying her commissary.

1206
01:40:06.680 --> 01:40:12.279
Everybody else was cool. But there
was this older lady in there,

1207
01:40:12.359 --> 01:40:15.560
and I just I adored her so
much. She was in there because she

1208
01:40:15.720 --> 01:40:19.960
got hit with a conspiracy charge because
her her grandson was dealing drugs and shit

1209
01:40:20.159 --> 01:40:25.680
and he was making calls off of
her phone, and she was a she

1210
01:40:25.840 --> 01:40:29.199
was an older, older lady like, and so she's in here now for

1211
01:40:29.239 --> 01:40:32.199
a conspiracy charge because of her fucking
grandson. So he must have been making

1212
01:40:32.439 --> 01:40:39.920
big, big deals there, damn. But she actually she made me a

1213
01:40:40.039 --> 01:40:42.479
cheese because I was in there on
my birthday, so she made me a

1214
01:40:42.560 --> 01:40:45.479
cheeseca. I don't even like cheesecake. I fucked that cheesecake cup just because

1215
01:40:45.479 --> 01:40:48.479
it was a thought. They made
it in a mop bucket. They don't

1216
01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:51.800
like just you know, poorty ingredients
in the mop bucket, just bare ass.

1217
01:40:51.960 --> 01:40:56.159
But it's like they got this big, this big plastic you know what

1218
01:40:56.199 --> 01:41:04.279
I'm saying. The nigga made them
mcflurry. I saw that. I was

1219
01:41:04.479 --> 01:41:10.640
like that ship. Look it looked
better than McDonald ship. Like this looked

1220
01:41:10.680 --> 01:41:15.720
like how they wanted to look.
I'm just Kayla said, I've seen the

1221
01:41:15.800 --> 01:41:19.079
video where they were creating make up
out of items. Yep, they were

1222
01:41:19.119 --> 01:41:26.119
making the making lipstick and ship they
was they was actually they were melting down

1223
01:41:26.800 --> 01:41:30.039
jolly ranchers and forming them into like
dial those and then they cover them with

1224
01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:33.079
like loves and ship, so they
was making like glass dip of those.

1225
01:41:33.840 --> 01:41:40.279
Cher Prodigy prodigy from Mob Deep has
a cookbook, a prison cookbook. Ye,

1226
01:41:40.479 --> 01:41:42.920
this man called them dorms and sweets
had to do it. So the

1227
01:41:43.279 --> 01:41:46.199
dorms themselves were the buildings. So
we had like there was dorm A,

1228
01:41:46.479 --> 01:41:51.159
and there was dorm B. So
A they had their own little separate protocols

1229
01:41:51.199 --> 01:41:54.319
and all of their residents in there, and then I was in B.

1230
01:41:55.079 --> 01:42:05.159
But yeah, uh, she said
lipstick and eyes shadow using he'll be stayed

1231
01:42:05.159 --> 01:42:08.760
forever kool aid. Right, you
said, bit, you ate some mop

1232
01:42:08.800 --> 01:42:13.720
bucket cheesecake. I sure did.
They lined it with this, uh for

1233
01:42:13.840 --> 01:42:16.640
a clean plastic bag so that it's
not touching any of the you know,

1234
01:42:17.199 --> 01:42:21.159
the actual plastic and ship. They
mixed that ship up and however they get

1235
01:42:21.239 --> 01:42:26.000
it to form and mold and ship, and they sung me Happy Birthday.

1236
01:42:26.079 --> 01:42:30.000
They had bought me a little birthday
cards and ship off of commisary and stuff.

1237
01:42:32.760 --> 01:42:36.680
Accordney says, sending Granny to jail
is insane if you don't tell them

1238
01:42:36.720 --> 01:42:41.119
this your ship. I'm trying to
get back to mister Robert Dick. Damn

1239
01:42:41.159 --> 01:42:44.479
granny. Hope she out. I
hope she alive. You know what,

1240
01:42:45.079 --> 01:42:49.720
because this was no because this was
fucking we're in what twenty twenty four,

1241
01:42:49.960 --> 01:42:54.079
This was like eighteen years ago.
But she was. She was. She

1242
01:42:54.279 --> 01:43:02.079
was just the sweetest, sweetest person, sweetest person. Somebody else she was.

1243
01:43:02.319 --> 01:43:06.279
She was said she was sent to
ten years for conspiracy. Damn for

1244
01:43:06.439 --> 01:43:12.600
conspiracy. He was moving, moving
weight. I can't imagine she really knew

1245
01:43:12.600 --> 01:43:15.359
what dog was she She had to
have known to get ten years. They

1246
01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:20.159
must approved that she if she doing
fair times they know, because fans don't

1247
01:43:20.159 --> 01:43:25.199
come get you until they know she
was benefiting off something, and and the

1248
01:43:25.279 --> 01:43:29.640
house was something. It's gotta be
like, you ain't no, ain't no

1249
01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:33.359
way, you ain't no. Maybe
she didn't what I'm saying. You see

1250
01:43:33.399 --> 01:43:40.720
your grandson once every three fucking weeks, but when he coming, he's dropping

1251
01:43:40.800 --> 01:43:43.520
off money to pay a bill,
you don't know what the fuck your grandson

1252
01:43:43.640 --> 01:43:45.319
is. And she's white. You
just know he got some money. Okay,

1253
01:43:45.359 --> 01:43:50.600
that's why she's black and she was
white. No, I would have

1254
01:43:51.079 --> 01:43:55.560
they would have believed that she didn't
know. You know, it's very rare

1255
01:43:55.640 --> 01:43:59.800
that the white women in their head
teeth, what the fun It was very

1256
01:44:00.560 --> 01:44:01.760
one of them. Her name,
I'll never hear. Her name was Kathy

1257
01:44:01.800 --> 01:44:04.760
Cook, but it was spelled k
O c H. She was from here.

1258
01:44:06.399 --> 01:44:16.479
Yeah, no she did. Cotty
said ten grandson, I got dementia.

1259
01:44:18.520 --> 01:44:23.039
John said prison is much cleaner than
most people think. Actually, you

1260
01:44:23.680 --> 01:44:27.239
want to know what's funny. To
John's point, John said, prison is

1261
01:44:27.359 --> 01:44:30.600
much cleaner than most people think.
A lot of people in prison do not

1262
01:44:30.720 --> 01:44:34.119
play that ship. Like you don't
sit on their motherfucking dead before you walk

1263
01:44:34.159 --> 01:44:38.359
into the little area you take your
shoes off some ship. Like a lot

1264
01:44:38.439 --> 01:44:41.399
of people in prison, they are
clean as fun They do not play that

1265
01:44:41.439 --> 01:44:47.600
ship. Yeah, it was definitely
mess because a lot of the white women

1266
01:44:47.640 --> 01:44:58.920
that were in there were in there
for pretty bad. It was definitely hey,

1267
01:44:59.000 --> 01:45:01.199
but you know, it's crazy cheap
and affordable. The lover's quarrels were

1268
01:45:01.239 --> 01:45:05.840
what got me through because those used
to be so entertaining. Yeah, like

1269
01:45:05.960 --> 01:45:10.239
the jealousy and ship when you find
out that you're bitch fucking another bitch in

1270
01:45:10.279 --> 01:45:15.079
there. Oh man, that was
That was the That was the man I

1271
01:45:15.159 --> 01:45:21.600
used to want to suck the guard. That's the name of our new shutter

1272
01:45:21.680 --> 01:45:29.640
will be starting. It was one
of all the chicks used to throw that

1273
01:45:29.760 --> 01:45:36.720
dodge though. Mm hmm cheesecake.
Damn, just give me the cheer,

1274
01:45:40.560 --> 01:45:43.960
y'all. Looking at it from an
outside of prison perspective, that's why.

1275
01:45:44.479 --> 01:45:46.439
Yeah, because like I said,
like they they line it with the plastic

1276
01:45:46.680 --> 01:45:49.319
like and it ain't even just one
because you know one can tear. Like

1277
01:45:49.479 --> 01:45:53.520
they were like double and triple line
it to make sure that it was cool,

1278
01:45:53.600 --> 01:45:58.680
and then they would mix whatever.
And then that's where we format that's

1279
01:45:58.760 --> 01:46:03.319
what it was. So they would
put so they would line it with the

1280
01:46:03.439 --> 01:46:08.319
few bags of plastic or whatever,
and then they would put like a bunch

1281
01:46:08.359 --> 01:46:11.640
of ice in there, and then
it was like another plastic bag like over

1282
01:46:11.720 --> 01:46:13.680
the ice, and then they would
do whatever. Because I think that's how

1283
01:46:13.680 --> 01:46:23.560
they got into form. Yeah.
Yeah, I grit said sal Mace the

1284
01:46:23.600 --> 01:46:29.520
soul Mace. I would tune in
every week. Sounds like another John said.

1285
01:46:29.560 --> 01:46:31.760
We used to cook him in liner
bags too. Yeah, but it

1286
01:46:31.880 --> 01:46:33.880
was it was a lot of ship
that you was just like, wow,

1287
01:46:35.479 --> 01:46:40.840
he listen, you you do not
know resourceful until you get locked up.

1288
01:46:43.960 --> 01:46:51.239
Do you see the most cleverest ship
you've eaten in prison? Like the niggas

1289
01:46:51.239 --> 01:46:55.399
are, they are mad resourceful.
It's like you just you being locked up

1290
01:46:55.439 --> 01:47:00.319
with a bunch of motherfuckers that grew
up watching mcgyver. Right, I want

1291
01:47:00.359 --> 01:47:08.039
to know what was the most like
damn that ships fire and how about prison

1292
01:47:08.159 --> 01:47:16.800
lasagna? Yeah in a microwave?
Uh not like she actually no, it

1293
01:47:16.920 --> 01:47:20.479
was an actual ground because I told
you she was chasing it from the kitchen.

1294
01:47:20.560 --> 01:47:30.760
She worked it back in the kitchen. Oh no, no, certain

1295
01:47:30.800 --> 01:47:34.560
ship. She would like smuggle it. Like so, say we had something

1296
01:47:34.840 --> 01:47:40.000
in for lunch or dinner or whatever
and they used like ground beefore say they

1297
01:47:40.079 --> 01:47:44.600
made us like burgers or some ship
because not everything was pre made. Like

1298
01:47:44.720 --> 01:47:48.960
my very first day in there,
we had the most bomb fucking fried chicken

1299
01:47:49.039 --> 01:47:53.760
nigga And I was like, this
is how we're doing it in this pure

1300
01:47:57.600 --> 01:48:00.119
Now you see why niggas doing extra
time. No, they'd be going to

1301
01:48:00.279 --> 01:48:02.880
fucking city and county. Shit,
they wasn't eating like we was in I

1302
01:48:02.960 --> 01:48:09.600
was in the fits. We was
eating eating pretty good, Like we actually

1303
01:48:09.800 --> 01:48:15.720
had brunch on Sundays like we legit
had like that's what it was, actually

1304
01:48:15.880 --> 01:48:18.159
brunch, Like every Sunday was brunt. So we had like French toes and

1305
01:48:18.279 --> 01:48:28.039
eggs and like all of this kind
of Oh my goodness. Ac cortney said,

1306
01:48:28.039 --> 01:48:30.600
that's why folks love having jobs in
the joint Freedom. Yeah, because

1307
01:48:30.600 --> 01:48:32.239
I worked in the kitchen. I
was assigned to the kitchen. But I'm

1308
01:48:32.319 --> 01:48:35.600
like, I get paid regardless.
They only pay. They pay you like

1309
01:48:35.720 --> 01:48:39.439
seven cent if you do work in
twelve if you do so, I just

1310
01:48:39.920 --> 01:48:42.359
I would play cards. I would
sit there and play solitary. My entire

1311
01:48:42.439 --> 01:48:47.680
shift in the kitchen. I wouldn't
work because y'all not fennaslave me. John

1312
01:48:47.720 --> 01:48:50.600
said. A baked potato. It
was made with the crunched up pack of

1313
01:48:50.720 --> 01:48:56.760
chips and east potatoes smashed, smashed
the chips and add hot water, add

1314
01:48:56.840 --> 01:49:00.119
meat and cheese whatever you got.
They used to do that ship with like

1315
01:49:00.279 --> 01:49:05.119
uh, the so ramen noodles.
They would have like the beef the beef

1316
01:49:05.279 --> 01:49:09.079
sticks, you know, like the
slim gems and ship and like chop them

1317
01:49:09.159 --> 01:49:11.720
up and do like cheese and on
their ship. I tell you what that

1318
01:49:11.840 --> 01:49:14.319
bad kool aid was the best fucking
kool Aid ever, man, because it

1319
01:49:14.399 --> 01:49:17.239
was already had the sugar and shit
mixed in there and for it to be

1320
01:49:17.600 --> 01:49:23.399
like white people formulated kool Aid,
like white people amount of sugar. That

1321
01:49:23.600 --> 01:49:26.239
was the best fucking kool Aid ever. Man. I used to love the

1322
01:49:26.279 --> 01:49:28.600
ship out that kool Aid. It
come in the bag, it was already

1323
01:49:28.600 --> 01:49:30.199
mixed. It was kool Aid brand. All you had to do was scoop

1324
01:49:30.239 --> 01:49:33.000
out the mount that you needed and
add your water, and that ship was

1325
01:49:33.159 --> 01:49:41.279
fire. Yo. Right now,
to apologize to tipsy bartender if I saw

1326
01:49:41.359 --> 01:49:45.800
that, I saw that looking mashed
potatoes laid potato chips. Yeah, smashed

1327
01:49:45.800 --> 01:49:50.399
it up and made it. Is
a tipsy bar tender just be doing ship.

1328
01:49:50.560 --> 01:49:54.279
Sometimes. Sometimes he'd be making some
ships like yo, that's fine,

1329
01:49:54.359 --> 01:49:57.800
I would make that. But the
other times he'd just be doing wild straight

1330
01:49:57.920 --> 01:50:00.319
porn. John said, texts them
pay you shit because you get a good

1331
01:50:00.359 --> 01:50:05.039
time, Kayla said, my ex
cleaning offices. Dude would be on them

1332
01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:12.199
desk phones calling all damn night.
I hated he had that job. Yeah,

1333
01:50:12.199 --> 01:50:15.960
because even because even our commissary was
different, like we had we had

1334
01:50:16.000 --> 01:50:20.359
out these little sheets that we would
fill out right, and we had shopping

1335
01:50:20.479 --> 01:50:26.000
days. So like for us,
our shopping day was every Tuesday. So

1336
01:50:26.279 --> 01:50:30.800
we had these big agg you know
them netted like them laundry bags. We

1337
01:50:30.960 --> 01:50:34.840
basically we had those. So we
would go. We would fill out our

1338
01:50:34.880 --> 01:50:40.640
sheet, stand in line. Our
prison ID was basically like our little debit

1339
01:50:40.680 --> 01:50:44.680
card in there, so whatever money
that was on our commissary, we would

1340
01:50:44.720 --> 01:50:46.920
get them our list. You would
see them in the back like shopping and

1341
01:50:46.960 --> 01:50:50.439
grabbing the shit like in the little
warehouse thing or whatever. And then they

1342
01:50:50.479 --> 01:50:54.800
would come and they literally had a
registered shit and they're swiping it like you

1343
01:50:54.920 --> 01:50:59.520
and fucking Kroger or some shit.
So you hear the shit gonna beep beep,

1344
01:50:59.640 --> 01:51:01.279
bet and then when you get your
little total, you hit him your

1345
01:51:01.359 --> 01:51:04.079
ID. They swiped that ship.
And you used to at bagging your ship.

1346
01:51:05.319 --> 01:51:09.199
Like we had six packs of sodas
and shit. So I used to

1347
01:51:09.279 --> 01:51:12.399
have to have multiple bags because I
was killing sprites and shit, so I

1348
01:51:13.000 --> 01:51:15.359
got one bag. I used to
have somebody, like I used to pay

1349
01:51:15.399 --> 01:51:18.039
somebody to help me carry all my
shit back to the dorms because I used

1350
01:51:18.039 --> 01:51:20.000
to have so much shit. But
it got it got to a point where

1351
01:51:20.000 --> 01:51:24.600
like my mom was depositing so much
money for me. They started watching shit

1352
01:51:25.199 --> 01:51:28.039
and I had to tell her,
like, you got to slow up on

1353
01:51:28.279 --> 01:51:31.439
you know, because they're looking at
my account down. Shit. No,

1354
01:51:31.600 --> 01:51:35.920
I was in federal prison. You
know. We just completely threw like an

1355
01:51:36.039 --> 01:51:39.800
hour worth of the show because we
said we didn't want to go to jail.

1356
01:51:40.479 --> 01:51:45.720
Yeah, hey, don't drink that
kool aid. That's said Jim Jones.

1357
01:51:45.800 --> 01:51:51.119
Kool aid. Nah, whatever the
ship is to make your man ship

1358
01:51:51.159 --> 01:51:57.720
go down. And Kurt said,
I hate to chill buddy. He would

1359
01:51:57.760 --> 01:52:00.359
call. I was so tired of
asking what he did today because it was

1360
01:52:00.399 --> 01:52:08.079
the same ship and him complaining about
working he did today, and he's you

1361
01:52:08.239 --> 01:52:11.279
said, that's an innovative, fucking
dying bottle. What you do today?

1362
01:52:11.520 --> 01:52:15.000
What do you think this nigga did? But it depends because hey, some

1363
01:52:15.279 --> 01:52:21.199
jil something depending on where depending on
depending on where you are. Some some

1364
01:52:21.439 --> 01:52:26.239
fair facilities got swimming to you,
some got a skating rinking that motherfucker,

1365
01:52:26.319 --> 01:52:29.960
Like, it really depends on where
you at. It really depends on where

1366
01:52:29.960 --> 01:52:34.720
you at. But if you know
where I feel like conversation. If I've

1367
01:52:34.800 --> 01:52:41.359
called you every fucking day, pretty
sure what I did did not change.

1368
01:52:42.000 --> 01:52:45.279
Maybe I decided that I was gonna
take a swimming today because I was off.

1369
01:52:45.399 --> 01:52:48.199
Maybe to that was my day.
Maybe I had a good day.

1370
01:52:48.239 --> 01:52:53.479
Maybe I chased some butterflies I wouldn't
fucking up. Maybe I went to the

1371
01:52:53.520 --> 01:52:57.760
reck yard. Maybe I was in
the library read a book and it's funny,

1372
01:52:57.760 --> 01:52:59.920
though of course it ain't nothing else
to talk about. Like I'm sitting

1373
01:53:00.079 --> 01:53:04.680
brown sewing on the call, feeling
bad for endowing myself. Me taking a

1374
01:53:04.800 --> 01:53:12.560
call while you at the bar is
crazy. I remember, I was a

1375
01:53:12.640 --> 01:53:16.600
lemon drop. I ain't doing nothing, I remember I was. I remember

1376
01:53:17.000 --> 01:53:21.880
I was so heartbroken because I had
plans I was getting out on a Wednesday,

1377
01:53:21.920 --> 01:53:26.920
and I already knew that we was
partying on Thursday. Why because the

1378
01:53:27.079 --> 01:53:31.520
jungle used to crack on Thursdays,
only for me to get a letter from

1379
01:53:31.640 --> 01:53:38.279
Zendrea non spelling ass of all people
letting me know that the jungle was fucking

1380
01:53:38.720 --> 01:53:46.119
closed. So it closed down while
I was in there. I had my

1381
01:53:46.399 --> 01:53:50.960
whole little wocome home ship planned out. Oh I was so sad. I

1382
01:53:51.079 --> 01:53:53.880
was so I was, but ass
her, how long was you there?

1383
01:53:57.319 --> 01:54:01.000
How long was you there? I
thought the jump go by I'm talking about

1384
01:54:01.039 --> 01:54:06.800
and two months or two months.
Your story is extensive for two months,

1385
01:54:09.840 --> 01:54:15.159
so imagine twenty one month. Look
at her face. You believe in that

1386
01:54:16.840 --> 01:54:24.039
fuck that had that canceled slander not
been heavy. I let you rock because

1387
01:54:24.079 --> 01:54:26.760
you're sitting there believing that she did
was in jail for too. I don't

1388
01:54:26.760 --> 01:54:30.279
know how long she was in.
That's I'm asking she was, Hey,

1389
01:54:30.840 --> 01:54:32.760
did you think you think you could
do all these stories you tell you?

1390
01:54:32.840 --> 01:54:35.199
Then you can fill all that two
months. That's the hell of a jail

1391
01:54:35.319 --> 01:54:42.840
run. Two months? How long? How long was she? Nick?

1392
01:54:42.960 --> 01:54:45.600
Somebody tell me how long she was
there? Music loudest fun. I used

1393
01:54:45.640 --> 01:54:47.239
to run out to take his calls, and he could only call at certain

1394
01:54:47.279 --> 01:54:50.159
times due to having a job.
The table, ship was clutched. I

1395
01:54:50.279 --> 01:54:55.119
used to be like, they go
black me for saying freaking ship. Hey,

1396
01:54:55.439 --> 01:54:58.840
you know that that's the fucked up
ship. Like you can't you can't

1397
01:54:59.000 --> 01:55:02.479
talk like you know because you know
that motherfuckers is listening and ship. And

1398
01:55:02.560 --> 01:55:05.399
then it's like, what if the
motherfuckers that's listening to the jail cause it's

1399
01:55:05.439 --> 01:55:15.319
really just back there, Like she
says that again, and then it's like

1400
01:55:17.800 --> 01:55:20.600
and then and then it's like what
if what if you got beef with this

1401
01:55:20.720 --> 01:55:24.960
particular c O right and he come
out with you like, yeah, was

1402
01:55:25.000 --> 01:55:35.279
wearing that bread last night? Get
choice beef? You get choice? Ask

1403
01:55:35.399 --> 01:55:39.920
nikked, Hey, so when y'all
was holding y'all man down, Like how

1404
01:55:40.000 --> 01:55:44.800
long did it last? Like when
they got out with y'all ship like got

1405
01:55:44.840 --> 01:55:53.119
in there on the phone, it
was already over. She was moving on,

1406
01:55:55.560 --> 01:55:58.560
But how does that transition happen when
they get home? It's like,

1407
01:55:58.640 --> 01:56:01.960
hey, you know what it is? Miss? Miss was taking these causes

1408
01:56:02.079 --> 01:56:06.920
curts, you know, just being
nice because you got locked up. No,

1409
01:56:08.159 --> 01:56:10.760
So like and here's the thing,
like I put a block on the

1410
01:56:10.800 --> 01:56:15.640
phone, Evet, who two more
years? I haven't been. I haven't

1411
01:56:15.880 --> 01:56:19.600
dated anyone that was like like locked
up and yeah, like I haven't had

1412
01:56:19.640 --> 01:56:24.800
that issue. I've had like friends
who gone so you know, like I

1413
01:56:25.000 --> 01:56:27.840
was like talking to them or like
writing him letters and stuff. But I've

1414
01:56:27.920 --> 01:56:33.079
never dated a guy who got locked
up. Outside. Oh, my hose

1415
01:56:33.159 --> 01:56:36.560
was running wild. My hose was
running wild. Niggas was running up,

1416
01:56:39.920 --> 01:56:43.279
running fucking wild. And one of
the niggas was dumb, so he fucking

1417
01:56:43.359 --> 01:56:49.680
he wrote his address want so the
letters kept getting returned and then I called.

1418
01:56:50.279 --> 01:56:54.640
He was like, I said,
dude, why the He was like,

1419
01:56:54.800 --> 01:56:57.079
no, it's such as. I
said, that's not what you said.

1420
01:56:58.359 --> 01:57:00.079
He's I guess it is. That's
how the kids, that's how the

1421
01:57:00.159 --> 01:57:02.560
kids used the right. When I
was teaching the DT, they were right

1422
01:57:02.560 --> 01:57:06.800
there the address down like nineteen thirty
five North nineteenth and Berlin like niggas.

1423
01:57:06.800 --> 01:57:13.760
The nineteenth street was a Berlin.
Brita said, I'm not a holder downer.

1424
01:57:14.479 --> 01:57:19.239
I told my bdps won't take up
the Courtney said he was a fling

1425
01:57:19.479 --> 01:57:23.880
not My man just made sure his
books were straighted. Okay, now that

1426
01:57:24.000 --> 01:57:31.960
was one thing cool there hold fling
down. Okay, that's even nuts crazy

1427
01:57:32.039 --> 01:57:39.199
and just slapping one. That's one
thing on just you. Hey, I

1428
01:57:39.199 --> 01:57:42.159
don't need you. I just need
you to keep some you hold your sneaky

1429
01:57:42.239 --> 01:57:44.680
link down while you doing too.
I need some money on the books,

1430
01:57:44.680 --> 01:57:47.960
so I need niggas. It was
niggas that was literally going by mom's crib

1431
01:57:48.079 --> 01:57:51.760
dropping money off to put on my
books. So it was just they was

1432
01:57:51.800 --> 01:57:57.800
buying re pampers and ship making sure
she was good, So they don't do

1433
01:57:57.880 --> 01:58:00.239
it. I just said it was
crazy. I went on. I went

1434
01:58:00.279 --> 01:58:03.560
on tour before I turned myself in
though I definitely went on tour. He

1435
01:58:03.760 --> 01:58:09.319
hey, and it's funny because the
very like the main parton who I really

1436
01:58:09.439 --> 01:58:12.800
liked that at that time, like
we ended up like we was at the

1437
01:58:12.800 --> 01:58:17.520
cibers and ship before I went and
we had tried that fucking uh that that

1438
01:58:17.840 --> 01:58:20.119
you know, the little package of
like the little motion lotion and ship,

1439
01:58:20.159 --> 01:58:25.960
but the ship that heats up and
we didn't know that, like it gets

1440
01:58:26.079 --> 01:58:30.439
hot hot when I tell you it
was like a cartoon, you know how

1441
01:58:30.479 --> 01:58:35.039
when the cartoons be running and ship
and they the ass. That's how I

1442
01:58:35.079 --> 01:58:49.399
felt. Jumping in that motherfucker Jacuzzie
brother was hot. But to that ship

1443
01:58:49.479 --> 01:58:53.720
was funny. So so the insider
with me and Wine with that song is

1444
01:58:54.000 --> 01:58:58.039
one of my cousins. He used
to what the fuck happened to stream yard?

1445
01:58:59.199 --> 01:59:02.079
Right? What is that? What
did it do? It pounced out?

1446
01:59:04.039 --> 01:59:08.159
Oh, you just clicked the button
out. I didn't click anything,

1447
01:59:10.600 --> 01:59:15.840
you just flipped out. So our
cousin he had a dream that Coolio just

1448
01:59:15.920 --> 01:59:19.960
popped up in his bedroom singing that
song. And his his head was spinning

1449
01:59:20.000 --> 01:59:24.079
around as he was singing it.
So whenever we hear that, we always

1450
01:59:24.119 --> 01:59:30.520
think about Bro dream dreaming the coolio
Bro. Bro, Is he sure it

1451
01:59:30.600 --> 01:59:41.159
was coolio? Not ol d B? He was a big Oh no,

1452
01:59:41.319 --> 01:59:46.439
he probably like twice on one side
changed. Oh that's why it's not Okay,

1453
01:59:46.520 --> 01:59:51.520
that's on you, that's your bill. Okay, what's going on?

1454
01:59:51.760 --> 01:59:57.880
Like that must be there some frozen
frozen the activity because he was in my

1455
01:59:57.960 --> 02:00:00.920
way, Bro, and I was
trying to get to the bottom, so

1456
02:00:01.199 --> 02:00:05.039
uh didn't meet me? Roll down
the hill running from butterflies. Yeah,

1457
02:00:05.079 --> 02:00:09.159
that's what we're talking about. So
my cousin who is bigger than one.

1458
02:00:10.319 --> 02:00:12.760
We were at the top of a
hill. It was a grassy hill and

1459
02:00:12.880 --> 02:00:16.800
y'all know, I'm terrified the butterflies. Wooden butterflies love fucking grass and it

1460
02:00:16.920 --> 02:00:20.199
was like tall grass. So it
was like butterflies flying and shit. And

1461
02:00:20.920 --> 02:00:25.760
I'm grabbing the back of his shirt
and like putting my face into his shirt

1462
02:00:26.159 --> 02:00:28.079
and like trying to push him,
like go, I'm gonna go. But

1463
02:00:28.159 --> 02:00:33.720
it's a hill. It's a hill, and his momentum I built it up

1464
02:00:33.720 --> 02:00:38.039
a little bit too much. Because
I was behind him pushing, and all

1465
02:00:38.159 --> 02:00:43.399
of a sudden it was like,
well he did, I let it go.

1466
02:00:46.560 --> 02:00:50.000
And y'all remember grown ups, when
David Spade was in a tire.

1467
02:00:51.279 --> 02:00:56.079
It was like that, and he
rolled all the way down this hill and

1468
02:00:56.279 --> 02:01:00.000
then you have you have grass that's
spot as tall as this fucking tape.

1469
02:01:00.000 --> 02:01:10.560
But where he landed it looked like
it was like freshly mold. Oh he

1470
02:01:10.680 --> 02:01:15.880
was so mad at me. He
has sticks and stick uh. I didn't

1471
02:01:15.000 --> 02:01:17.920
try to bro, he just wasn't
moving fast enough. I was freaking out.

1472
02:01:19.279 --> 02:01:26.399
Hey, Courtney said, any flint
I deal. We better know his

1473
02:01:26.479 --> 02:01:28.960
teamwork. Take your other holes too, because I ain't got it. Boss,

1474
02:01:29.000 --> 02:01:30.479
We're homegirl. Make sure she got
your comments. Heary next week.

1475
02:01:32.279 --> 02:01:35.960
But so y'all know that the theme
of earlier was kind of like how we

1476
02:01:36.000 --> 02:01:41.000
were talking about how like, you
know, women don't feel safe, and

1477
02:01:41.159 --> 02:01:45.439
we talked about like the whole you
know, like the bear thing. There

1478
02:01:45.520 --> 02:01:50.239
are a lot of guys who are
not well with handling rejection. We've seen

1479
02:01:50.319 --> 02:01:54.359
this a lot of times. Tone
gonna have to pull this this next stuff

1480
02:01:54.479 --> 02:02:00.159
because it's it's photos. But so
there was one of my Facebook friend we

1481
02:02:00.239 --> 02:02:06.279
actually we actually know her, but
she posted in box from a guy on

1482
02:02:06.439 --> 02:02:13.520
Facebook, you know, shooting and
shot at her, and she basically,

1483
02:02:13.960 --> 02:02:15.039
you know, she declined or whatever, like you know, no, you're

1484
02:02:15.079 --> 02:02:17.239
like that. He's asking like,
do you smoke? What can I get

1485
02:02:17.279 --> 02:02:19.319
to know you whatever? She's like, no, you're kind of like you

1486
02:02:19.399 --> 02:02:24.000
already kind of get on my nerves
because you're not You're not hearing me at

1487
02:02:24.039 --> 02:02:30.239
this point. So he said,
you know, fuck it, you're lost,

1488
02:02:30.239 --> 02:02:36.960
not your lost, you're lost.
Don't go put the other pictures up

1489
02:02:36.960 --> 02:02:42.439
on the screen, that one first, and then we go to this one

1490
02:02:42.880 --> 02:02:45.920
and then this one yep, well
to make sure it was the daughter yep.

1491
02:02:46.600 --> 02:02:50.479
So so this is how it started. H Are you able to make

1492
02:02:50.520 --> 02:03:02.239
it bigger? No? She did
not. Now hey, John said,

1493
02:03:02.279 --> 02:03:09.279
I know him. He undiagnosed remedia, undiagnosed with media. That's the new

1494
02:03:09.880 --> 02:03:13.439
John, shout out to you because
that is the new episode name tonight,

1495
02:03:14.159 --> 02:03:20.920
Undiagnosed take over. What was the
dumb jump found it? Yes, Undiagnosed

1496
02:03:20.960 --> 02:03:26.199
Remedia is the new episode named Tonight. Shout out to John for that because

1497
02:03:26.319 --> 02:03:35.520
it really does just embody everything we
talked about, so perfect it's yeah.

1498
02:03:35.760 --> 02:03:41.279
So so he writes her and he's
like, you're cute as fuck. No

1499
02:03:41.439 --> 02:03:44.319
bullshit. She says, thanks.
He was like, let me take you

1500
02:03:44.399 --> 02:03:46.920
out. Sometimes you smoke. She's
like, hm, I don't know about

1501
02:03:46.960 --> 02:03:49.039
that. He like why, she
said, I don't know you? He

1502
02:03:49.159 --> 02:03:51.760
said, l O L. So
I'm trying to change that. She said,

1503
02:03:51.800 --> 02:03:55.840
slow down. You don't even know
if I'm interested. Can we talk

1504
02:03:55.920 --> 02:03:58.399
on the phone and see what happens? She said, no, you already

1505
02:03:58.479 --> 02:04:01.359
on my nerves. He says,
damn fuck it. You're lost as an

1506
02:04:01.560 --> 02:04:06.520
lost. So then he spends the
block and says you ready to try again?

1507
02:04:06.640 --> 02:04:11.199
So then she blocks them. Bro, that wasn't even like a couple

1508
02:04:11.239 --> 02:04:15.479
of hours later, Like you know
what's crazy? I know his name is

1509
02:04:15.520 --> 02:04:18.720
Turk because he used to be with
them Limberg niggas. Because I used to

1510
02:04:18.800 --> 02:04:21.840
deal with a guy named Treil and
it was a bunch of but it was

1511
02:04:21.880 --> 02:04:25.760
like me and my cousins and shit, and he was the one nobody wanted.

1512
02:04:26.359 --> 02:04:29.399
So this next shit is what's about
to blow me? When I posted

1513
02:04:30.640 --> 02:04:33.560
so then so like I commented on
her post, so you can put myne

1514
02:04:33.640 --> 02:04:45.640
up. What's going on? It's
not changing hold on, it didn't turn

1515
02:04:45.760 --> 02:04:56.800
over, that's the right one.
Yeah. And it's so funny because with

1516
02:04:56.840 --> 02:05:00.399
the number of us and the number
of them, instead of somebody at fucking

1517
02:05:00.439 --> 02:05:04.720
with him, one of the ones
who I used to fuck with, one

1518
02:05:04.800 --> 02:05:08.960
of my group members went behind me
to start fucking with him, like damn,

1519
02:05:09.039 --> 02:05:14.840
so you just whatever. But I
said, it's lost anyway that that

1520
02:05:14.880 --> 02:05:16.720
would have made me block them,
because it does that annoys me. It's

1521
02:05:16.880 --> 02:05:21.279
just like when niggas write me and
say I want you. Yeah. So

1522
02:05:23.439 --> 02:05:27.000
so Kiki comment and she was like, these niggas got too much confidence,

1523
02:05:27.159 --> 02:05:30.840
not enough education. Funny thing is
I didn't even comment anymore after that.

1524
02:05:31.079 --> 02:05:34.039
I just said what I said,
like, it's lost anyway. That would

1525
02:05:34.079 --> 02:05:38.960
have made me block them because it
literally would have. So one of his

1526
02:05:39.039 --> 02:05:42.399
homeboys comments like, actually, it's
lost. Why would he say fuck at

1527
02:05:42.439 --> 02:05:45.720
your loss? Because that's what it
is. That's the correct word that you

1528
02:05:45.760 --> 02:05:49.520
would use. So Terry comes in, She's like, you for real,

1529
02:05:49.640 --> 02:05:55.119
it's actually lost. It's your loss, not lost. So he responds again

1530
02:05:55.159 --> 02:05:57.760
and says it might be I'm slow
a little bit. She like, don't

1531
02:05:57.800 --> 02:06:05.279
tell nobody else that respect. So
then somebody else comes in and he likes

1532
02:06:05.279 --> 02:06:09.119
so you want to block him because
you don't know proper grammar. Grammar,

1533
02:06:09.319 --> 02:06:15.960
that's crack. Where's the Z?
You know? People used to say,

1534
02:06:15.000 --> 02:06:23.520
Craig, let's go to the part
where everybody still this word and trying to

1535
02:06:23.560 --> 02:06:28.600
correct me, like I'm the dummy, Like I'm the idiot and I don't

1536
02:06:28.640 --> 02:06:38.439
know what I'm talking about. You
got called back to the post business have

1537
02:06:38.640 --> 02:06:45.600
way too much on the rotation.
But is an example of how when when

1538
02:06:45.640 --> 02:06:48.640
you have any type of you know, relationship with people where they feel like

1539
02:06:48.880 --> 02:06:51.279
you might be popular, they feel
like you might have a couple of bucks

1540
02:06:51.359 --> 02:06:54.880
or whatever, they can don't bullsh
it because we all know that had this

1541
02:06:54.920 --> 02:06:58.600
has been just a random Facebook nigga
that nobody really knew of her. Remember

1542
02:06:58.600 --> 02:07:03.800
the nigga Charles, the one who
Jamal used always homebody wanted to face the

1543
02:07:03.840 --> 02:07:12.319
slow dude who used to work in
Walmart. We'll bring him up, but

1544
02:07:12.560 --> 02:07:16.439
uh oh, Cordion said, uh
them same people struggle with sell and sell.

1545
02:07:16.920 --> 02:07:21.079
Yeah. So but I'm I'm like, no, I don't want to

1546
02:07:21.119 --> 02:07:25.560
block him because I don't know proper
grammar. I want to block him because

1547
02:07:26.079 --> 02:07:30.800
that's not the right word lost is
a fucking nown That is the word that

1548
02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:34.199
you would use. That's just like
you wouldn't say I'm sorry for your lost.

1549
02:07:34.560 --> 02:07:38.920
But a lot of people seem to
struggle with that because whenever somebody fucking

1550
02:07:38.960 --> 02:07:41.880
died, that's what I see on
goddamn Facebook. I'm sorry for your loss?

1551
02:07:41.960 --> 02:07:45.840
What lost? Keys? What is
it? Loss of income? And

1552
02:07:45.920 --> 02:08:00.279
even that's so so then is in
the casket right there. So to day,

1553
02:08:00.439 --> 02:08:03.560
I end up. I had some
people that were writing me about toys,

1554
02:08:03.640 --> 02:08:05.760
and then I ended up saying,
you know, like the little message

1555
02:08:05.760 --> 02:08:09.800
request, so I ended up opening
you can put up the next one.

1556
02:08:09.800 --> 02:08:18.079
The next one is him. Now
this is his message to me. Oh

1557
02:08:18.520 --> 02:08:22.760
yeah, bitch, you don't know
me, so don't speaking like you do.

1558
02:08:22.159 --> 02:08:26.239
I got enough money to make you
in that bitch, Kiki Banks fucking

1559
02:08:26.359 --> 02:08:35.399
suck all night. Now you whole
share that broke assholest, What sir did

1560
02:08:35.479 --> 02:08:39.560
you share that? Did you?
He told you to share it because that

1561
02:08:39.880 --> 02:08:45.880
is what he wrote, and I'm
pretty sure that's how his remedial ass said

1562
02:08:45.920 --> 02:08:52.399
it. No, because he didn't
spell it like a normal person. He

1563
02:08:52.439 --> 02:08:56.920
didn't use any punctuations. In my
teaching, days that would use this as

1564
02:08:56.920 --> 02:08:58.119
a as a quick right in the
beginning of the class, like, all

1565
02:08:58.199 --> 02:09:09.760
right, edit this proper English stud
I can't do it. It's impossible.

1566
02:09:11.039 --> 02:09:16.319
This is what. This is what
prompted when this is what when I said,

1567
02:09:16.520 --> 02:09:20.239
like, I think ass and money
make people forget that they look like

1568
02:09:20.279 --> 02:09:24.000
a foot, because no matter how
much money you have, there is no

1569
02:09:24.159 --> 02:09:35.800
way in hell that I would ever
It's actually, you know what Kiki posts,

1570
02:09:35.920 --> 02:09:41.359
damn Near started a fucking member the
the MTV ship? Did he get

1571
02:09:41.439 --> 02:09:46.439
me to? No? What was
that ship? The true life or whatever?

1572
02:09:46.680 --> 02:09:48.640
The damn near started one of those
true life This niggas harassing me in

1573
02:09:48.680 --> 02:09:52.560
my inbox because everybody had a story
and ship and I didn't even know about

1574
02:09:52.600 --> 02:09:58.760
that yet. I didn't even know
about my inbox yet. But but it's

1575
02:09:58.840 --> 02:10:05.840
it. It's just funny because you
have enough money to where you feel like,

1576
02:10:05.920 --> 02:10:07.399
oh, well, I can make
y'all do this. Well, how

1577
02:10:07.399 --> 02:10:13.239
about you use it to buy a
book your medial bitch, niggas be having

1578
02:10:13.319 --> 02:10:16.920
so much money. But Key said
that when she when she made that comment

1579
02:10:16.960 --> 02:10:22.000
on her post, it was so
true. Niggas gotch got enough education,

1580
02:10:22.439 --> 02:10:24.199
So don't you got all this money, how about you use it for some

1581
02:10:24.319 --> 02:10:31.479
fucking college tuition. I got enough
money to make reckless in their inbox because

1582
02:10:31.600 --> 02:10:35.800
this can't be me. Maybe if
you said, I don't want this to

1583
02:10:35.000 --> 02:10:39.800
be wom if you speak it like
it's really supposed to be, your red

1584
02:10:39.119 --> 02:10:46.960
might sound better. Though I thought
it was twenty four bitch. You don't

1585
02:10:46.000 --> 02:10:50.640
you know me, so don't speaking
like you do most people in life.

1586
02:10:50.720 --> 02:10:58.279
I got enough money, and that
bitch keeping all this money, you like

1587
02:11:00.079 --> 02:11:05.399
trying to talk to it. Now
you know how many? But it was

1588
02:11:05.479 --> 02:11:13.880
how It wasn't that he was talking. It was because she just like that

1589
02:11:15.840 --> 02:11:18.079
cat said take his pig down.
He got dark ass energy you can see

1590
02:11:18.159 --> 02:11:20.880
and feel it. Laughing but very
serious. He actually kind of do what

1591
02:11:22.039 --> 02:11:26.640
is? What is? What's really
funny is a lot of people like if

1592
02:11:26.680 --> 02:11:28.880
they see it or share it or
tell them or whatever, they're gonna be.

1593
02:11:28.119 --> 02:11:31.039
Oh man, she laying for sharing
it. I don't give a fuck.

1594
02:11:31.079 --> 02:11:35.239
Your homeboy's laying for jumping in my
inbox talking up. I have ten's

1595
02:11:35.239 --> 02:11:37.319
in the vagina. Who does he
think he is scaring? It? Ain't

1596
02:11:37.319 --> 02:11:41.560
nobody over here, because like I
said, he you don't know me.

1597
02:11:41.640 --> 02:11:43.920
I actually I do, because back
when we used to kick it around your

1598
02:11:45.000 --> 02:11:48.239
crew, you were the one that
none of us wanted, so damn he

1599
02:11:48.399 --> 02:11:52.479
was. He was that one who
was like, hey, y'all got somebody

1600
02:11:52.520 --> 02:11:58.359
from my guy, and it's like, no, yo, it'd be five

1601
02:11:58.479 --> 02:12:01.680
extra bitches. Now we don't got
nobody every all, we don't. We

1602
02:12:01.720 --> 02:12:05.640
don't got anybody. You're telling me
my guy couldn't even get fine too,

1603
02:12:05.920 --> 02:12:11.800
like like like each of my girls
is fucking one of your guys. But

1604
02:12:11.880 --> 02:12:15.039
you're the one in the group not
getting pussy from any of us. You

1605
02:12:15.119 --> 02:12:18.000
were that guy. You having a
couple of dollars now doesn't change that that

1606
02:12:18.119 --> 02:12:28.079
guy. There's a whole and the
crazy part about it, and the craziest

1607
02:12:28.119 --> 02:12:33.319
part about it is like back then, like one of my cousins she owned

1608
02:12:33.359 --> 02:12:37.239
it, so it ain't but one
of my cousins she was the Oh yo,

1609
02:12:37.560 --> 02:12:41.439
we wasn't even fucking with you,
nigga when v HO of the group

1610
02:12:41.520 --> 02:12:46.359
don't funk because listen, I don't
know I've talked about it. I don't

1611
02:12:46.359 --> 02:12:48.680
know if we've talked about it here
on the pot, but it was one

1612
02:12:48.760 --> 02:12:52.000
day because we used to all like
one of my cousins she used to live

1613
02:12:52.039 --> 02:12:58.960
in West Line. All of us
were basically yeah, so and it wasn't

1614
02:12:58.960 --> 02:13:03.319
even her car. That's the crazy
part. So imagine Mimi is driving cousin

1615
02:13:03.479 --> 02:13:07.800
A's car, right, but the
city knows that Cousin B is always in

1616
02:13:07.960 --> 02:13:11.279
this car as well. So I'm
minding my business driving up find a lot.

1617
02:13:11.960 --> 02:13:16.359
I get to the lights at sixty
if A finding that, and niggas

1618
02:13:16.399 --> 02:13:18.079
is yelling at me. Can they
get their dick suck because they thought that

1619
02:13:18.159 --> 02:13:22.199
I was Cousin B. So when
the window comes, but I mean they

1620
02:13:22.279 --> 02:13:26.279
apologize once they realized I wasn't hert
but it was just because they saw the

1621
02:13:26.399 --> 02:13:31.000
car. But it was like,
this is the cousin that she didn't even

1622
02:13:31.039 --> 02:13:39.920
give you no pussy, nigga because
it worked, It worked with the world

1623
02:13:39.720 --> 02:13:46.760
because it was successful. Successful one
as the imagine telling your home, Oh

1624
02:13:46.840 --> 02:13:50.520
sh that's the white car, that's
girl, that's girl, let's pull up.

1625
02:13:52.920 --> 02:13:56.079
But let me tell you, Let
me tell you, let me tell

1626
02:13:56.000 --> 02:13:58.520
cauld. Y'all know we don't shameholds
around here, but let me tell you

1627
02:13:58.640 --> 02:14:03.000
something that she she she was a
hope, but she wasn't no selfish hope.

1628
02:14:03.039 --> 02:14:05.279
She wasn't just holding for herself like
she a hope for the crew and

1629
02:14:05.319 --> 02:14:07.760
ship, like she made sure all
of us was good with the money she

1630
02:14:07.760 --> 02:14:13.000
would get. So she was so
she yeah, like she she wasn't like

1631
02:14:13.079 --> 02:14:16.479
that, Like it wasn't just she
was giving back. Yeah, the community.

1632
02:14:16.520 --> 02:14:20.840
She was taking care of the fam. But no problem that was that

1633
02:14:20.960 --> 02:14:22.840
was the mother hen she was you
know, that's terrible. She was turning

1634
02:14:22.840 --> 02:14:26.880
this mask around, but she was
making sure he was good. She was

1635
02:14:26.960 --> 02:14:30.720
leaving with a wet ass and sharing
the money with Yeah. So to be

1636
02:14:30.840 --> 02:14:35.279
like you don't know me, it's
funny because I actually do. And then

1637
02:14:35.760 --> 02:14:39.520
to know you asked the guy who
wasn't getting played out of your group with

1638
02:14:39.720 --> 02:14:45.880
my group. So yeah, that
whole little sentence everything was spelled right,

1639
02:14:46.560 --> 02:14:52.319
but it was all it was all
correct. It was juxtaposing, like you

1640
02:14:52.359 --> 02:15:00.319
had to actually shuffle some ship around
and assume some other ship. But it's

1641
02:15:00.359 --> 02:15:01.920
like when people are like that and
they write that, it's like, Okay,

1642
02:15:03.000 --> 02:15:07.199
are you are you trying to like, do you know that there's another

1643
02:15:07.319 --> 02:15:09.920
version of no, like a N
O W or are you just trying to

1644
02:15:11.039 --> 02:15:16.039
Shorten did a whole spell check.
It came back clean. You niggas gotta

1645
02:15:16.039 --> 02:15:24.399
start doing grammar spell family even do
that. So that's the whole paragram.

1646
02:15:24.680 --> 02:15:39.520
I got a soul train board.
Want to make sense, not just all

1647
02:15:39.640 --> 02:15:48.880
right, I'm just gonna say hey. Then they just turn around and hey,

1648
02:15:48.439 --> 02:15:52.119
hey, then you see that the
whole twelve is version of that ship.

1649
02:15:52.199 --> 02:15:58.800
It was forever to finish what you
wrote like this. This is what

1650
02:15:58.960 --> 02:16:01.880
I got from that. Like,
bro, you have so much money,

1651
02:16:01.000 --> 02:16:05.079
but you don't have a phone that
is capable of throwing them little red lines

1652
02:16:05.159 --> 02:16:16.920
under everything. You can throw that
A I A I make maybe sounds smart,

1653
02:16:18.560 --> 02:16:22.560
what is it saying? But and
that that's actually that is one thing

1654
02:16:22.640 --> 02:16:28.680
that I can say that I hate
that I hate about niggas. They automatically

1655
02:16:28.840 --> 02:16:37.520
feel like if they have any amount
of money that they have a shot.

1656
02:16:41.559 --> 02:16:45.840
Kay said it's autocorrect, said,
you know what? Fuck it? You

1657
02:16:45.920 --> 02:16:52.760
on your correct can't get to the
point where it won't correct. Did you

1658
02:16:52.840 --> 02:17:01.399
mean no or no? Which one? A? I his disrespectful inboxes.

1659
02:17:05.040 --> 02:17:09.360
But this is the thing. There
are a lot of people that are mad

1660
02:17:09.520 --> 02:17:13.040
because they're like, man, you
know why you put bro out here like

1661
02:17:13.120 --> 02:17:18.440
that, and then he actually he
made a follow up post talking about Kiki

1662
02:17:18.600 --> 02:17:20.440
like, uh, she hauld come
up missing or some ship and it's like

1663
02:17:20.559 --> 02:17:24.200
it's but it's just it's niggas like
that. And there were people who were

1664
02:17:24.280 --> 02:17:28.399
actually like, keep doning it,
and she's like like, there's no reason

1665
02:17:28.479 --> 02:17:31.040
for you to be threatening and doing
all this ship over. No fucking you

1666
02:17:31.079 --> 02:17:35.079
can spend it. You know what
was the bitch ship was on? He

1667
02:17:35.200 --> 02:17:39.280
was on there like yeah, you
know, I'll be missing up sometimes giggle,

1668
02:17:39.319 --> 02:17:41.879
giggle, and then going the inbox
and be like, bitch, that

1669
02:17:41.000 --> 02:17:43.920
was ship, didn't he was he
on there talking about yea, I'll be

1670
02:17:43.920 --> 02:17:46.719
sucking up some time. I don't
know. I didn't. I didn't see

1671
02:17:46.760 --> 02:17:50.200
it. I didn't see the rest
of it. I thought it was on

1672
02:17:50.239 --> 02:17:52.719
there like I got annoyed and I
cut off and I got annoyed and cut

1673
02:17:52.760 --> 02:17:56.799
off their notifications because I kept I
got tired of them dummies kept trying to

1674
02:17:56.840 --> 02:17:58.879
tell me that I was wrong about
loss, and I'm like, I'm not

1675
02:17:58.959 --> 02:18:03.479
gonna keep entertaining. But one of
the guys in there, he was like,

1676
02:18:03.719 --> 02:18:07.840
man, some of you bitches,
we needed to get threatened because y'all,

1677
02:18:07.959 --> 02:18:11.360
I'm like, she didn't take anything
that would have warrant to get threatened.

1678
02:18:11.399 --> 02:18:13.719
What the fuck are you talking about? Fucking weird those man niggas is

1679
02:18:13.840 --> 02:18:18.040
weird. So that's yeah, So
that's kind of taking us like into our

1680
02:18:18.120 --> 02:18:22.120
next segment and shit as far as
like when guys can't take rejection and they

1681
02:18:22.200 --> 02:18:28.840
get violent and shit, and it's
like niggas act like they don't understand why

1682
02:18:28.959 --> 02:18:33.239
we handle certain things the way we
do. Ask me for my number in

1683
02:18:33.399 --> 02:18:37.639
public, I just give it to
him, honey, and then as soon

1684
02:18:37.719 --> 02:18:41.639
as he calls or he texts me, I block his number. A girl

1685
02:18:41.760 --> 02:18:46.879
literally just got stabbed for rejecting a
guy, like come on, now what

1686
02:18:48.360 --> 02:18:52.440
And y'all don't take hints at all. We be trying to make up excuses

1687
02:18:52.639 --> 02:18:54.639
like we're in a rush, or
I got a boyfriend. Hell, we

1688
02:18:54.719 --> 02:18:58.920
even use I got a baby,
and y'all still don't care. Y'all still

1689
02:18:58.959 --> 02:19:03.760
aggressively pushed up on us. It's
always we can't be friends, Like,

1690
02:19:05.000 --> 02:19:09.120
no, we can't. And then
I see some men get on this app

1691
02:19:09.159 --> 02:19:11.200
and ask why do women do that? Why do we give our number to

1692
02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:16.799
a man? And then block them
because baby, we are scared. Okay,

1693
02:19:16.200 --> 02:19:20.239
y'all cannot take rejection. Well,
when a woman tells, you know

1694
02:19:20.440 --> 02:19:24.559
the first time about giving you her
number, just take the hint and leave.

1695
02:19:26.200 --> 02:19:33.959
That's all you gotta do. It
was a it was I think last

1696
02:19:35.040 --> 02:19:37.680
year it was a chick who got
murdered by a dude who I was in

1697
02:19:37.760 --> 02:19:41.719
New York. But she was with
her twin, wasn't she. It's something

1698
02:19:41.799 --> 02:19:43.920
like that. She was the one
that got stabbed. But there was somebody

1699
02:19:43.959 --> 02:19:50.479
that got shot by a dude because
she said no to giving him her number

1700
02:19:50.920 --> 02:19:54.520
outside of a grocery store or something
along the lines of that. It was.

1701
02:19:54.040 --> 02:19:58.799
It was just wild. It was
during that time frame when unstable men

1702
02:20:00.680 --> 02:20:03.760
in the relationship we're doing wild things
to the women in their lives. Uh.

1703
02:20:05.040 --> 02:20:07.600
Court said, did you see the
clip mutilation posts he put before I

1704
02:20:07.719 --> 02:20:11.520
grew up with him? Mm hmm, Nope, I didn't see that.

1705
02:20:15.280 --> 02:20:22.360
Jesus Kayler said, yep. I
got a Google Voice number for this very

1706
02:20:22.479 --> 02:20:26.520
reason, And Court said, I
have a Google Voice number for these purposes

1707
02:20:26.559 --> 02:20:33.239
because they yep for the longest because
with Google Voice you have an opportunity to

1708
02:20:33.399 --> 02:20:37.440
you can either show the number that
they're calling from or the habit ring and

1709
02:20:37.520 --> 02:20:39.920
it's like it's showing your Google Voice
number on the screen. So I would

1710
02:20:39.959 --> 02:20:45.280
do that to where whenever I would
see the Google Voice number pop up on

1711
02:20:45.360 --> 02:20:48.559
my screen, I knew not to
answer it because that was somebody who I

1712
02:20:48.680 --> 02:20:54.319
was dodging. I remember one time, this is when Jens was still open.

1713
02:20:54.959 --> 02:20:58.920
Me and Petter's my babe, were
gonna meet at Jeans. So obviously,

1714
02:20:58.000 --> 02:21:01.000
you know, like I lived closer, so I got there before he

1715
02:21:01.159 --> 02:21:03.799
did, so I text him let
him know, you know, like I'm

1716
02:21:03.879 --> 02:21:07.399
here just waiting on you before you
know, I get out and go in

1717
02:21:07.559 --> 02:21:09.079
or whatever. He's like, all
right, no, I be there like

1718
02:21:09.159 --> 02:21:15.479
ten minutes. So I'm sitting there
and this guy pulls up right on the

1719
02:21:15.600 --> 02:21:18.280
side of me and he's asking for
my number on stuff. I'm like,

1720
02:21:18.600 --> 02:21:20.879
you know, I got a man, you know, he on his way.

1721
02:21:20.920 --> 02:21:22.639
That's you know who I'm waiting.
Man, I don't give a fuck

1722
02:21:22.639 --> 02:21:28.159
about none of that. Man,
give me your number for one four like

1723
02:21:28.360 --> 02:21:33.399
so here, I am like Google
Voice number, and sure, shit,

1724
02:21:35.200 --> 02:21:39.040
phone start ringing and I'm like,
now what if I didn't you know what

1725
02:21:39.040 --> 02:21:43.079
I'm saying like he's in his car
and he like like, I don't know

1726
02:21:43.120 --> 02:21:46.399
if you got a gun in your
hand, Like I don't know what's going

1727
02:21:46.479 --> 02:21:50.159
on. So I'm texting him like, dude, niggas is being weird like

1728
02:21:50.239 --> 02:21:52.399
and he like, I'm pulling up
where you at. But it's just like,

1729
02:21:52.600 --> 02:21:58.559
dude, you can't take no for
a fucking answer for that to literally

1730
02:21:58.639 --> 02:22:00.920
be your thing, Like you didn't
even go to friendly about to be like,

1731
02:22:01.000 --> 02:22:03.000
oh man, he don't let you
have friends or you know whatever,

1732
02:22:03.000 --> 02:22:05.280
little corny shit like that. You
flat out your exact words, and me

1733
02:22:05.440 --> 02:22:07.399
was like, man, I don't
get funk about none of that. Man,

1734
02:22:07.440 --> 02:22:13.559
give me a number, And where
in that did he think that made

1735
02:22:13.719 --> 02:22:20.440
anybody's vagint away? And wonder why
they choose the bear over us. I

1736
02:22:20.600 --> 02:22:26.559
just don't understand how niggas think strong
harm and pussing is attractive. It's not

1737
02:22:26.799 --> 02:22:33.079
cute, Brocause if I got to
make this a hostile situation for me to

1738
02:22:33.120 --> 02:22:35.920
get your phone number, I don't
need it. I don't want it because

1739
02:22:35.920 --> 02:22:39.920
you don't even like me. There
is no chance for you to even get

1740
02:22:39.000 --> 02:22:41.719
to like me, because what would
make you think that I would feel comfortable

1741
02:22:41.719 --> 02:22:46.159
and safe enough to actually go somewhere
and be man that shit, Wow,

1742
02:22:46.239 --> 02:22:50.520
I'm gonna take you on a day
and look at the circumstances of which I

1743
02:22:50.559 --> 02:22:54.280
had to get your phone number.
You never going on a day with Kayla

1744
02:22:54.319 --> 02:22:56.200
said, I never give me in
my real number up front, even if

1745
02:22:56.239 --> 02:23:00.200
I want to talk to him,
because once he gets acting crazy, block

1746
02:23:00.280 --> 02:23:01.680
him and he don't have my real
information. Yeah, I can't tell you,

1747
02:23:03.239 --> 02:23:05.959
and y'all have y'all have known if
BRIT's still in the comments, like

1748
02:23:05.040 --> 02:23:09.079
I sent her the voicemail, like
the recording of the voicemail that I got.

1749
02:23:09.680 --> 02:23:15.520
Some creepy motherfucker caused me every now
and then breathing in the phone saying

1750
02:23:15.600 --> 02:23:18.040
weird shit, masturbating, whatever the
fuck they're doing. I'm like, I

1751
02:23:18.079 --> 02:23:20.920
have no idea who this is because
I don't give out my real phone number.

1752
02:23:22.000 --> 02:23:24.959
I haven't given out my real phone
number and I don't know how long.

1753
02:23:26.040 --> 02:23:28.479
Now I could see if they was
calling me on the fucking Lascipius Vibes

1754
02:23:28.520 --> 02:23:31.120
line, because that is a public
phone number. I had that on my

1755
02:23:31.159 --> 02:23:33.520
business cards, I have that on
my pages, I got it on my

1756
02:23:33.559 --> 02:23:37.120
website. Like that's different. This
is my personal phone number, and I

1757
02:23:37.159 --> 02:23:41.120
don't give out my personal phone number
like anything that you was gonna text me.

1758
02:23:41.239 --> 02:23:43.920
You can write that shit on a
messenger in the DM somewhere. It's

1759
02:23:43.920 --> 02:23:48.600
the same fucking thing. So I
don't I don't give out my phone number.

1760
02:23:50.319 --> 02:23:52.799
I just I don't like that because
it's the same thing you said,

1761
02:23:52.920 --> 02:23:56.959
like if I block you, I
don't want to have to worry about you

1762
02:23:58.079 --> 02:24:01.879
getting in contact with me through another
phone number. So now I was like,

1763
02:24:01.959 --> 02:24:03.959
yeah, and I'm blocked your number. You got a new phone,

1764
02:24:03.000 --> 02:24:05.319
new phone number, and shit,
you texting me like what's good? What's

1765
02:24:05.399 --> 02:24:07.840
up? And I'm talking to you
just like who is this? Oh?

1766
02:24:07.920 --> 02:24:11.399
But it's such and such. They're
not block this bitch, like like you

1767
02:24:11.479 --> 02:24:13.239
know what I'm saying, Like I
don't want to have to deal with that.

1768
02:24:16.760 --> 02:24:20.360
Yeah, but I really don't understand
why would you want to have to

1769
02:24:20.600 --> 02:24:28.079
intimidate somebody into talking to you.
And then it's like you have men and

1770
02:24:28.239 --> 02:24:31.799
women, Like when women do what, it really piss me off cause it's

1771
02:24:31.840 --> 02:24:35.200
like you buckethead bitch. But it's
like Nigga's being you know, a little

1772
02:24:35.319 --> 02:24:39.200
dance cause they're not going through it. But it's like when women do that

1773
02:24:39.239 --> 02:24:43.280
shit, it's like now you comment
and shit, you're making them feel like

1774
02:24:43.319 --> 02:24:46.479
it's okay, Like, well,
if I don't want a nigga talking to

1775
02:24:46.520 --> 02:24:48.360
me, I just I just tell
him this, and I just tell him

1776
02:24:48.399 --> 02:24:48.920
that, and it's like, bitch, you play with your life. I'm

1777
02:24:48.959 --> 02:24:54.959
not playing with mine. That's you, or when it's motherfuckers who feel like

1778
02:24:54.000 --> 02:24:56.920
guns is the answer to everything,
but y'all need to carry. Everybody can't

1779
02:24:58.000 --> 02:25:01.239
have a gun, bro, everybody
can't legally care. I can't legally carried.

1780
02:25:01.680 --> 02:25:07.000
And it's like putting myself in a
situation where I have to be taken

1781
02:25:07.040 --> 02:25:11.920
away from my kids because they're not
gonna look at it like you know what,

1782
02:25:11.000 --> 02:25:15.360
miss Dinkins, you were absolutely right. Your life was in danger.

1783
02:25:15.639 --> 02:25:18.840
You were justified. Even if they
feel like that they could be like,

1784
02:25:18.200 --> 02:25:22.639
but you know you weren't supposed to
have this, and it's kind of facing

1785
02:25:22.719 --> 02:25:31.600
ten years automatic off the back.
Sorry, So that's some bullshit. You

1786
02:25:33.159 --> 02:25:39.239
one of the judges, a guy
by by any means he ain't gonna talk

1787
02:25:39.239 --> 02:25:45.959
about it to ask no questions.
You tell you Dan twin at this,

1788
02:25:46.040 --> 02:25:48.200
but yeah, I don't don't suck
around, man, I don't. I

1789
02:25:48.360 --> 02:25:52.840
just I don't like to give people
my personal number. Meanwhile, I'm just

1790
02:25:52.879 --> 02:25:56.200
trying to get a checked on one. Take me out all the date,

1791
02:25:56.079 --> 02:25:58.840
Dennis. Where is this? Oh, Tony, you're gonna have to do

1792
02:25:58.920 --> 02:26:07.680
that because these ain't up. It's
all good. So this one, now,

1793
02:26:09.319 --> 02:26:13.120
this comes to how we say we
don't like to give guys our phone

1794
02:26:13.200 --> 02:26:18.959
number. The game you have to
bust enough without getting oh, because you

1795
02:26:18.120 --> 02:26:24.079
was deleting something and it moved when
I was looking for my bed, calling

1796
02:26:24.200 --> 02:26:26.680
again the guy from the street.
I left you a message several days ago.

1797
02:26:28.280 --> 02:26:30.879
I don't like leaving second messages.
But I like you. You're a

1798
02:26:30.959 --> 02:26:33.239
very elegant woman. You're very attractive. But I don't play that game.

1799
02:26:33.520 --> 02:26:37.440
So here's how it's going to work. If I do not receive a phone

1800
02:26:37.520 --> 02:26:43.680
call back from you by three o'clock
Thursday afternoon, I'm no longer interested.

1801
02:26:45.440 --> 02:26:48.239
I'm very intelligent, I'm great in
bed, I make great money. Believe

1802
02:26:48.239 --> 02:26:52.680
it or not, I'm a complete
catch. A matter of fact, I'm

1803
02:26:52.719 --> 02:26:54.760
one of the few men in the
city that has nothing wrong with him.

1804
02:26:56.280 --> 02:26:58.760
Now, I understand if you've got
other issues. I don't know. Maybe

1805
02:26:58.760 --> 02:27:05.680
you were abused in childhood. Maybe
you're just the person who's extreme. Wow,

1806
02:27:11.360 --> 02:27:16.559
I'm a great catch like you.
I'm gonna catch me down. You

1807
02:27:16.719 --> 02:27:26.079
got to Thursday three o'clock or else
nik Thursday, that's American cycle Thursday at

1808
02:27:26.120 --> 02:27:28.559
three o'clock, nigga, And I'm
great, bad bitch. Right, wouldn't

1809
02:27:28.559 --> 02:27:33.479
you walk when they called him or
her or some ship? You you gonna

1810
02:27:33.520 --> 02:27:37.639
catch me out? Start telling John
like I want to hear the rest.

1811
02:27:39.680 --> 02:27:43.079
She was getting juicy because I wanted
to see what the brother was gonna do,

1812
02:27:43.120 --> 02:27:48.479
because you were like he was about
to go find dude smoke. I

1813
02:27:48.520 --> 02:27:52.719
don't know, man, that ship
is wild. And then it's like having

1814
02:27:52.760 --> 02:28:00.959
to go to drastic measures like this
and ship I'm out there to break up.

1815
02:28:03.399 --> 02:28:05.799
Say, bro, so you feel
like you can't walk, you gotta

1816
02:28:05.840 --> 02:28:09.239
put on the mustache. And then
you got a bunch of niggas in the

1817
02:28:09.319 --> 02:28:11.760
comments, like some men don't get
ribbed. Bro, You're not gonna try

1818
02:28:11.760 --> 02:28:16.559
to rape me. If you think
I'm fucking from a dude, I would

1819
02:28:16.639 --> 02:28:24.600
rather get ribbed than breaks got The
dominique mysterio mustache is hilarious. It really

1820
02:28:24.879 --> 02:28:26.920
you know. It really looked like
one of them cops and ship that lost

1821
02:28:26.959 --> 02:28:39.600
their partner, like ain't got his
touch no more Reno nine one one.

1822
02:28:41.319 --> 02:28:46.639
That's what he looked like. The
officer dangle them three on them, three

1823
02:28:46.680 --> 02:28:52.239
on the bottom. Can go wait, you gotta scroll now, Well you

1824
02:28:52.360 --> 02:28:56.319
just got them playing this one.
That one, Oh that's the so that

1825
02:28:56.440 --> 02:29:01.760
one you played that one, because
that was the bare one. I think

1826
02:29:01.799 --> 02:29:03.319
I just uploaded it. I think
I only got one left to upload.

1827
02:29:05.840 --> 02:29:09.840
Uh, the TikTok one. That's
the moment we just played with the voicemail.

1828
02:29:09.959 --> 02:29:13.399
Click on it and see I think
it is. Yeah, well that

1829
02:29:16.000 --> 02:29:20.280
is because we rewind it back.
Yeah, okay, yep, So you

1830
02:29:20.319 --> 02:29:24.239
can just leave that one now,
all right, Yeah, so that's why

1831
02:29:24.280 --> 02:29:30.159
I was left now now see now
this guy he I will never forget how

1832
02:29:30.239 --> 02:29:33.840
y'all kept telling the girl at least
to choose better and they chose to bear,

1833
02:29:33.920 --> 02:29:43.719
and you niggas got mad, I
guess true. Oh my god,

1834
02:29:43.840 --> 02:29:52.879
that's so funny, Like y'all are
so mad and upset because women don't feel

1835
02:29:52.000 --> 02:29:56.200
safe around men, instead of telling
men to do better so that we can

1836
02:29:56.280 --> 02:30:03.520
feel fucking safe every single time.
Well, really, blew me though,

1837
02:30:03.719 --> 02:30:05.760
so so it was just bitching comments. I say, bitch very like,

1838
02:30:07.200 --> 02:30:11.280
I mean it, where is it? Because I know I screenshoted it because

1839
02:30:11.280 --> 02:30:20.200
I had posted to Kayla m m. I can believe it. She threw

1840
02:30:20.239 --> 02:30:26.079
the whole women race under the bus. She said back ten years. But

1841
02:30:26.200 --> 02:30:30.959
it was basically it was like it
was basically saying like she can't believe like,

1842
02:30:31.200 --> 02:30:33.440
you know, women walking around like
in fear of me, and uh,

1843
02:30:33.600 --> 02:30:35.799
if that's the case, then they
just need to stay in the house.

1844
02:30:35.799 --> 02:30:43.760
Because she's six three, two hundred
plus whatever pounds. Niggas don't think

1845
02:30:43.840 --> 02:30:52.719
twice about trying her. But what
if I just walking up and trying to

1846
02:30:52.799 --> 02:31:00.559
fucking grab Shine Michaels off the street
and ship big bitch. Well served him

1847
02:31:00.639 --> 02:31:03.280
up. He deserved it, served
him right up. But it was nine

1848
02:31:03.319 --> 02:31:09.280
of them. He beat his little
life. It was like super kick nigga.

1849
02:31:11.360 --> 02:31:13.840
I found it. It said,
some of these women seem to be

1850
02:31:13.959 --> 02:31:16.600
terrified of men. Maybe y'all should
just stay in the house from now on.

1851
02:31:16.760 --> 02:31:20.879
I can't imagine living my life in
fear. I'm six three, two

1852
02:31:20.000 --> 02:31:22.920
hundred and twenty pounds. Ain't no
man crazy enough to try me. I

1853
02:31:24.000 --> 02:31:26.680
feel sorry for y'all women that live
in fear of men. Like what six

1854
02:31:26.840 --> 02:31:33.239
three she's sixty three two twenty oh
yeah, she show Michael's eyes. That's

1855
02:31:33.280 --> 02:31:39.200
not say that she's got a thick
like brother. That's fat now she who

1856
02:31:39.760 --> 02:31:46.159
Yeah, she's probably us. She
definitely kicked box bro. She's one,

1857
02:31:46.280 --> 02:31:50.120
probably the only nigga I know that
she ain't bigger than how tall is?

1858
02:31:50.680 --> 02:31:56.319
How tall is meg? Maybe?
I think she's five teen ten, one

1859
02:31:56.399 --> 02:32:01.879
hundred eighty she said, yeah,
so two twenty eight that's she might be

1860
02:32:01.000 --> 02:32:09.079
fine and six three safer being no, no, because it's tall enough.

1861
02:32:11.360 --> 02:32:15.799
But you got a bitch that's twering
over the average nigga, the average nigga.

1862
02:32:16.440 --> 02:32:22.360
Niggas average height as well, like
five eight or some ship five average

1863
02:32:22.959 --> 02:32:31.200
average average, great, that's six
that you know what that comes from?

1864
02:32:31.520 --> 02:32:35.920
That comes from the fun sized error
where niggas wanted all these chicks. They

1865
02:32:35.959 --> 02:32:41.440
were only like five four, five
three and then they got five seven kids.

1866
02:32:41.719 --> 02:32:46.760
But like I'm getting good all right, Courtney court the gas is six,

1867
02:32:48.559 --> 02:32:54.799
okay, Courtney. Courtney definitely be
man handling her men. That's crazy.

1868
02:32:56.639 --> 02:33:01.079
I know when when you're gonna be
a brown Stone again. Definitely,

1869
02:33:05.760 --> 02:33:09.719
I'm pretty sure the five eight nigga
is not just gonna come up and try

1870
02:33:09.799 --> 02:33:13.399
to like, you know, grab
you and throw you in the van when

1871
02:33:13.440 --> 02:33:18.680
you could just do this to him. Head Court definitely looked down on that.

1872
02:33:18.399 --> 02:33:24.319
Definitely. I don't like that look
down at niggas like that. Nicki

1873
02:33:24.399 --> 02:33:35.879
Minaj mean, man, So just
to switch gears because y'all know that do

1874
02:33:35.959 --> 02:33:41.040
we even have gears of this show? Yes, we like elaborate. We

1875
02:33:41.639 --> 02:33:48.040
can't. We can't, you know, we can't have a show and we

1876
02:33:48.239 --> 02:33:56.120
don't have the bullshit bullshit, he's
not We were talking about decent stuff today

1877
02:33:56.079 --> 02:34:03.159
in a bullshitty way whatever, but
this is this is absolutely wild. So

1878
02:34:03.239 --> 02:34:09.079
y'all know how y'all have people and
they go on the street and they're they're

1879
02:34:09.239 --> 02:34:18.079
asking people these questions, right you
know that's yeah, well that sounds like

1880
02:34:18.680 --> 02:34:24.600
that sounds like an episode of Blackened. First of all. So here,

1881
02:34:26.879 --> 02:34:31.079
so here we have an individual and
he is asking people to sign petitions.

1882
02:34:33.399 --> 02:34:37.600
Here, we just want to legalize
intest you ever watch porn, it's like

1883
02:34:37.639 --> 02:34:41.280
step bro stepsis and you're just like
jealous because you wish you could do that

1884
02:34:41.799 --> 02:34:43.239
no, I can say that one. No you sure? Yeah? Yeah

1885
02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:46.200
you got another one. I can't
say that one, all right. So

1886
02:34:46.399 --> 02:34:48.520
right here, we just want to
test weapons on homeless people. Oh yeah,

1887
02:34:50.120 --> 02:35:09.559
no explanation. Looking tall, brou
said, yeah, I signed out

1888
02:35:09.360 --> 02:35:15.120
word. The caption says Bro did
not hesitate, and they did not,

1889
02:35:15.920 --> 02:35:18.159
like look, how did he even
finish the fucking six? So basically,

1890
02:35:18.200 --> 02:35:20.959
right here, we just want to
legalize incest. You ever watch porn,

1891
02:35:22.000 --> 02:35:24.760
it's like step Bro stepsis and you're
just like jealous because you wish you could

1892
02:35:24.760 --> 02:35:28.399
do that. No, I can't
say that one. No you sure,

1893
02:35:28.479 --> 02:35:30.479
yeah? Yeah you got another one. I can't sign that one, all

1894
02:35:30.559 --> 02:35:33.760
right, So right here, we
just want to test weapons on homeless people.

1895
02:35:33.799 --> 02:35:41.760
Oh yeah, no explanation neither,
Okay, I gotcha. He's like

1896
02:35:41.639 --> 02:35:45.479
he don't know if it's a lead
through or non lethrough. We but he

1897
02:35:45.600 --> 02:35:48.760
just said, fucking get these niggas
out of here. He had a very

1898
02:35:48.920 --> 02:35:54.000
very bad experience about home. He's
in San Francisco. The question homeless out

1899
02:35:54.000 --> 02:35:58.959
to asking for a dollar. Hey, yeah, he got some residual bump.

1900
02:36:00.040 --> 02:36:05.399
He definitely that is crazy. Court
said. There was just a funny

1901
02:36:05.440 --> 02:36:09.520
one that said would you cheat on
your girl or tell your boys? And

1902
02:36:09.680 --> 02:36:16.280
everybody walked off cheat on your girl
or telling your boys? Yeah, were

1903
02:36:16.280 --> 02:36:22.319
walking away. He gave somebody some
money and they said they was hungry and

1904
02:36:22.399 --> 02:36:30.680
went guy, that's what it was. It was them all, or it

1905
02:36:30.799 --> 02:36:33.440
might be hey. Maybe that was
his girlfriend that we was talking about earlier

1906
02:36:33.479 --> 02:36:43.239
when she said she would get at
homeless God chance had boys. Or maybe

1907
02:36:43.280 --> 02:36:50.399
it was that dude from Scary movind
he said a dollar bitch, all right,

1908
02:36:52.200 --> 02:36:56.040
said what you need is a nice
warm sind. You see that thing

1909
02:36:56.239 --> 02:36:58.479
posted in the group with the dude
with the one hand. They asked him

1910
02:36:58.479 --> 02:37:01.879
if he ever had and fishing nobody. Oh yeah, So what do you

1911
02:37:01.920 --> 02:37:05.360
do? I just keep them up
fucking my pocket. Okay, speaking of

1912
02:37:05.479 --> 02:37:13.520
hands. Yeah, get Mimi?
You going to hell? Wait a minute,

1913
02:37:13.520 --> 02:37:20.719
hell so MEMI tag this? Okay, I am so glad I have

1914
02:37:20.959 --> 02:37:26.120
my post set to I have to
approve it to be posts because between one

1915
02:37:26.559 --> 02:37:33.079
and it's constant wrestling related ship and
Mimi and her fuckery, I definitely would

1916
02:37:33.079 --> 02:37:41.920
be kicked off of Facebook. Cody
Rose is not Blacky's funny, it's extra

1917
02:37:41.040 --> 02:37:50.079
funny hispanic, right, So,
Mimi sent it this photo where dude is

1918
02:37:50.120 --> 02:37:52.120
sitting here having a conversation, and
you know when we talk, we talk

1919
02:37:52.159 --> 02:37:56.399
about her hands. All you see
is a nub and a middle finger.

1920
02:37:56.520 --> 02:38:01.920
This is all he has? Is
this? This? So about that?

1921
02:38:03.280 --> 02:38:07.559
And she tagged somebody else in it, which is what made it extra funny

1922
02:38:07.079 --> 02:38:11.440
about that. I've actually discovered a
full Instagram paid for that. It's called

1923
02:38:11.479 --> 02:38:16.600
disturbing comments, so it's fucked up
videos and they're flashing like the disturbing comments

1924
02:38:16.680 --> 02:38:22.680
across the screen. Send me that
link one. We're adding that to the

1925
02:38:22.719 --> 02:38:28.120
self. You just asked us to
ask some other ship that's fucked up,

1926
02:38:28.239 --> 02:38:35.040
because I definitely followed them today because
the am either asshole supposed to be Like

1927
02:38:35.079 --> 02:38:39.239
when they be reading the stories,
you relate to every last one. You're

1928
02:38:39.360 --> 02:38:48.159
not wrong, but the people because
you're an asshole one, I mean,

1929
02:38:48.200 --> 02:38:58.760
you're Dennis Leary level song asshole.
They had they had a video today with

1930
02:38:58.920 --> 02:39:05.719
a bunch of monkeys with straws drinking
out of a watermelon and the comments.

1931
02:39:05.799 --> 02:39:09.600
Of course you know, so it's
a full page just dedicated to disturbing comments.

1932
02:39:11.200 --> 02:39:16.559
His family dinner. Where's After this, they went out and stole a

1933
02:39:16.639 --> 02:39:24.760
hell cat. Wow, I'm okay
with a little racist racism. M tastefu

1934
02:39:26.360 --> 02:39:35.040
like a room celebration, like sometimes
you let us slide. Here's what they

1935
02:39:35.079 --> 02:39:39.440
think about you. Here's what they
think about you. Where's the big one

1936
02:39:39.479 --> 02:39:48.959
that was dancing? Damn it?
Not a big one? Whoever robbed,

1937
02:39:50.360 --> 02:39:58.760
stole some money, gave m hm
hot. So there's a white lady and

1938
02:39:58.840 --> 02:40:03.479
she he has like very very yellow
teeth. And somebody come and say,

1939
02:40:03.520 --> 02:40:09.959
you've been smoking, pissed. At
least we know the racism is universal.

1940
02:40:11.040 --> 02:40:31.799
Somebody said, damn you British,
British God, he smoked fiss Oh my

1941
02:40:31.000 --> 02:40:37.760
god. Oh here go. Here's
the video you're talking about. Mm hmmm.

1942
02:40:41.440 --> 02:40:46.840
I'm sorry they got this bigger than
the comment was KFC final. This

1943
02:40:46.959 --> 02:40:50.040
man had a short finger and got
a gator tattooed on it, talking about

1944
02:40:50.040 --> 02:40:54.239
you'd be taking it to the swamp
finger and hose. I was quite disturbed

1945
02:40:54.520 --> 02:41:01.719
taking it to the swamp. This
is the third game every day life,

1946
02:41:01.879 --> 02:41:07.200
Like I'd be minding my business,
bro, I'd be chilling. No,

1947
02:41:07.360 --> 02:41:11.440
I'll be finding That's what I was
chilling. Would you like wear a glove

1948
02:41:11.520 --> 02:41:15.959
all the time? Yeah? Never
know, figure, I'm just saying this

1949
02:41:16.959 --> 02:41:22.159
dog from three Sifa you covered with
the tal and ship. That's a little

1950
02:41:22.200 --> 02:41:26.079
hand, I know, but I'm
saying it's still a fucking it's a you

1951
02:41:26.200 --> 02:41:33.719
know that nigga one finger though they
make like a prosthetic gloves I have.

1952
02:41:33.120 --> 02:41:39.520
I don't have sweatshirt. I'm like, oh boy, just have it all

1953
02:41:39.520 --> 02:41:41.520
in the pocket all the time.
Okay, So like in his pocket?

1954
02:41:43.239 --> 02:41:48.959
So is it like like a t
rex? Like a curve? You guys?

1955
02:41:48.559 --> 02:41:52.840
His hand look like yeah, like
has anybody ever seen I don't know,

1956
02:41:54.159 --> 02:41:56.280
paying attention because I'm like, is
it just like it's just just like

1957
02:41:56.360 --> 02:42:00.159
a t rex? Is it like
the scary movie? Here? Like?

1958
02:42:00.280 --> 02:42:03.680
Is it like Uncle James Like,
I'm not sure why I choose to spend

1959
02:42:03.760 --> 02:42:07.440
my son. I'm not sure why
I chose to spend my Sunday nights with

1960
02:42:07.559 --> 02:42:13.959
you. This direct our attention to
the cuff. You remember Bob Doe.

1961
02:42:15.280 --> 02:42:18.440
He used to walk around here.
He had no he had nothing. He

1962
02:42:18.520 --> 02:42:22.200
had a pen in his hand.
In his hands always looked like he had

1963
02:42:22.239 --> 02:42:26.920
something to right his hands in approp
but they always so he just had the

1964
02:42:26.959 --> 02:42:31.559
permanent death grip. Yes, hand
was it was just stuck in a certain

1965
02:42:31.600 --> 02:42:37.000
position. They put, we're gonna
make we almost let this man be president.

1966
02:42:39.879 --> 02:42:43.520
Of course, is it a chicken
wing like the Mike epskin Like I

1967
02:42:43.600 --> 02:42:48.520
need to know. I'm gonna look
it up. I think J Paul more

1968
02:42:48.559 --> 02:43:00.360
like from uh yeah, Hans,
Oh ship you seek that? Yeah,

1969
02:43:05.559 --> 02:43:18.280
look I got blew up. He
got this. I need this page in

1970
02:43:18.360 --> 02:43:24.040
my life. You know. The
racism is wild. I like you when

1971
02:43:24.040 --> 02:43:26.680
you find new places on the Internet. That's why I found all of them.

1972
02:43:26.719 --> 02:43:31.319
Now, I just like the NOD
because now my algorithm gonna send me

1973
02:43:31.520 --> 02:43:35.280
right to hell. The non context
dusty ship be crazy, that's my ship.

1974
02:43:35.799 --> 02:43:41.399
That's my ship. Clear brocast.
But okay, so while well,

1975
02:43:41.479 --> 02:43:45.360
while we're on the subject of a
handicap, this not this is not on

1976
02:43:45.440 --> 02:43:50.120
my conference. I have a video. Oh no, that's that's That's what

1977
02:43:50.280 --> 02:43:54.559
else saying. Brother is twenty three
and autistic. We'll call him John,

1978
02:43:54.639 --> 02:43:58.479
meaning he comprehends everything, but he
can't form sentences. Twenty nineteen, my

1979
02:43:58.520 --> 02:44:01.959
older brother and his friends into some
women they knew while they were out with

1980
02:44:01.079 --> 02:44:05.120
John. John was drawn to one
in particular, Chari. He did something

1981
02:44:05.200 --> 02:44:07.879
we never saw him do before,
walked up to her, looked her in

1982
02:44:07.920 --> 02:44:11.680
her eyes, kissed her, and
said Hi, I'm John. We explained

1983
02:44:11.719 --> 02:44:15.079
his autism to her. She had
no problem expressing interest in him. Also,

1984
02:44:15.239 --> 02:44:18.879
turns out she was a stripper and
his quote unquote dated other disabled men.

1985
02:44:18.159 --> 02:44:22.159
My older brother and I worked out
an agreement with her to casually date

1986
02:44:22.239 --> 02:44:24.719
him, but regularly get tested in
case that he expresses any kind of sexual

1987
02:44:24.760 --> 02:44:28.399
interest. John sees Shari monthly and
no, lie, the stripper says,

1988
02:44:28.440 --> 02:44:31.520
my brother be working her. As
I explained to my mom who she was,

1989
02:44:31.680 --> 02:44:37.000
she wanted me to end it immediately
since he cannot verbally consent. The

1990
02:44:37.120 --> 02:44:39.799
problem is I'm into DP. I
had Shari get two to three other girls

1991
02:44:39.879 --> 02:44:45.120
to start dating his other special needs
friends. Oh why wait, not a

1992
02:44:45.239 --> 02:44:48.319
disabled ring. How much would you
need to hell? And I'm not talking

1993
02:44:48.360 --> 02:44:58.000
about the NFL disabled dixling in his
crazy What is going on in the world,

1994
02:45:00.200 --> 02:45:09.079
be knocking the bottom of that retard
woolwork. It's the community. At

1995
02:45:09.120 --> 02:45:16.600
this point, spectrum pen is crazy. Like your friend's teasing you and she's

1996
02:45:16.719 --> 02:45:20.920
like taking this special ass girl that
dick smash? Does he be like?

1997
02:45:22.000 --> 02:45:28.360
How no? He just dropping your
clean off, of course, making the

1998
02:45:28.520 --> 02:45:35.200
wildest noises. Hey, you know, you know the head went because he's

1999
02:45:35.200 --> 02:45:43.200
sliding all that that ship the there's
a gaggle of strippers getting the bottom knocked

2000
02:45:43.200 --> 02:45:46.639
out of about the mental. Imagine
her first strippers hanging out at the mental

2001
02:45:48.879 --> 02:45:52.840
basically expressing the first time like this
niggas hitting the bottom of this. God,

2002
02:45:52.079 --> 02:45:56.239
hold that of corset. That's gonna
be a porn category. Clean,

2003
02:45:56.360 --> 02:46:11.600
don't special air porn spend spend if
so, I'm property. It's like autism

2004
02:46:11.680 --> 02:46:18.200
and orgasms, autistic orgasms, Oh
my god, bro, the only reason

2005
02:46:18.239 --> 02:46:24.200
why I'm laughing. Autism the only
reason why I'm dying. Because Kayles said,

2006
02:46:24.280 --> 02:46:28.639
y'all see love on the spectrum.
They are very freaky. Hey tell

2007
02:46:28.799 --> 02:46:35.000
for the love titty dying because Mikey
love t Bro, I'll find out crazy.

2008
02:46:35.239 --> 02:46:43.799
All I gotta do is go down
club, show him how Mikey likes

2009
02:46:43.840 --> 02:46:50.440
it. He likes it, he
really likes it. I bet you's something

2010
02:46:50.479 --> 02:46:54.840
too, because they have no like
mental capacity even actually care about how how

2011
02:46:54.920 --> 02:46:56.520
well they do. They's like,
hey, I'm just gonna just hit bottom

2012
02:46:58.280 --> 02:47:07.559
the first time autists he goes full
throng. Well, Robert Donna James saying

2013
02:47:07.559 --> 02:47:11.920
traffic, never go full retime,
never be down, freaking bean freaking be

2014
02:47:16.639 --> 02:47:20.840
freaking close the show. Now,
there's no way we can talk about anything

2015
02:47:20.920 --> 02:47:28.520
else. What was going on to
something about Mary? He said something about

2016
02:47:28.600 --> 02:47:37.719
this dick. That's the name of
the poor. It's just the whole,

2017
02:47:37.360 --> 02:47:41.360
the whole periody of the movie.
Something about this dick. Everybody in the

2018
02:47:41.440 --> 02:47:48.639
movie is autistic like that. Something
about this dick. You got a nickname

2019
02:47:48.719 --> 02:47:52.280
it. It's no longer on the
spectrum, it's on the sextry. You

2020
02:47:52.399 --> 02:47:56.680
have to redoub it. Now at
this point you have to Would you let

2021
02:47:56.719 --> 02:47:58.959
an autistic you can't hit that,
you want to let him climb by?

2022
02:48:01.079 --> 02:48:07.840
Apparently this autistic motherfucker got handled because
so Serena missed a video. So we

2023
02:48:07.959 --> 02:48:13.520
go replay it one more time.
Brother is twenty three and autistic. We'll

2024
02:48:13.559 --> 02:48:16.120
call him John, meaning he comprehends
everything, but he can't form sentences.

2025
02:48:16.280 --> 02:48:20.799
Twenty nineteen, my older brother and
his friends ran into some women they knew

2026
02:48:20.840 --> 02:48:24.239
while they were out with John.
John was drawn to one in particular,

2027
02:48:24.479 --> 02:48:26.879
Chari. He did something we never
saw him do before, walked up to

2028
02:48:26.959 --> 02:48:30.079
her looked her in her eyes,
kissed her and said, Hi, I'm

2029
02:48:30.159 --> 02:48:33.440
John. We explained his autism to
her. She had no problem expressing interest

2030
02:48:33.520 --> 02:48:37.159
in him. Also, turns out
she was a stripper and his quote unquote

2031
02:48:37.239 --> 02:48:39.879
dated other disabled men. My older
brother and I worked out an agreement with

2032
02:48:39.959 --> 02:48:43.559
her to casually date him, but
regularly get tested in case that he expresses

2033
02:48:43.600 --> 02:48:48.200
any kind of sexual interest. John
sees Shari monthly and no, lie,

2034
02:48:48.319 --> 02:48:50.360
the stripper says, my brother be
working her. As I explained to my

2035
02:48:50.440 --> 02:48:54.399
mom who she was, she wanted
me to end it immediately since he cannot

2036
02:48:54.600 --> 02:48:58.440
verbally consent. The problem is,
I'm into deep. I had Shari get

2037
02:48:58.479 --> 02:49:05.959
two to three other girls to start
dating his other special needs friends disabled rings.

2038
02:49:05.079 --> 02:49:11.159
How much would you need? And
I'm not talking about the NFL serious

2039
02:49:11.280 --> 02:49:16.639
question though, Like, so imagine
that his other friends are not autistic but

2040
02:49:16.920 --> 02:49:20.600
just like disabled. So like John
might be the nigga who like he autistic

2041
02:49:20.719 --> 02:49:24.479
and non verbal, but then Dave
might be the nigga who got like the

2042
02:49:24.559 --> 02:49:28.079
little foot, So now he got
the cleft boot on all his George.

2043
02:49:28.159 --> 02:49:35.239
Oh but they actually asked Tommy,
who ain't just acting like it? So

2044
02:49:35.520 --> 02:49:52.040
like drilling. Imagine, but imagine
that it's yes said, I probably wouldn't

2045
02:49:52.120 --> 02:49:56.040
let me hit want won't hit me
either, because what if he take the

2046
02:49:56.079 --> 02:50:03.040
safe word from me? Being excited
like a disabled click is crazy. I

2047
02:50:03.159 --> 02:50:07.920
mean, like, so you got
folks, little hand Brodie autistic and don't

2048
02:50:07.959 --> 02:50:13.440
speak, and then Dave got the
cleft boot on all his jack But it's

2049
02:50:13.520 --> 02:50:22.239
just funny. As with the chicken
wings bro mhmm, yeah, he's gonna

2050
02:50:22.280 --> 02:50:28.000
miss it'll fall over. What about
the niggas in the wheelchair? They just

2051
02:50:28.159 --> 02:50:31.719
lay on the bed and you just
go to town on them. I went

2052
02:50:31.760 --> 02:50:35.879
on a date with a guy in
the wheelchair once. I like to thank

2053
02:50:35.959 --> 02:50:39.520
everybody for coming out tonight. This
has been another great episode of hostally awkward.

2054
02:50:39.799 --> 02:50:43.719
But I'm not even gonna let you
get rolling on no wheelchair date because

2055
02:50:43.760 --> 02:50:56.559
there's definitely this gonna let me get
rolling? Can we get Can we really

2056
02:50:56.639 --> 02:51:01.200
go home now? To do it? Can we really go home now?

2057
02:51:01.079 --> 02:51:05.399
Well before we leave, we actually
we got two more videos that we can

2058
02:51:05.520 --> 02:51:07.680
just do quick. We don't even
have to discuss them. I just want

2059
02:51:07.719 --> 02:51:11.280
you to be as disturbed as I
was. Stop trying to bring your Twitter

2060
02:51:11.440 --> 02:51:13.600
on us we don't want to go
to hell. No, because because why

2061
02:51:13.680 --> 02:51:20.399
is this a video game? Good? You have to bust in that without

2062
02:51:20.440 --> 02:51:28.520
getting caught. Mom, Why you
look like that? Ah? Just looking

2063
02:51:28.559 --> 02:51:33.879
at uh the Google homepage. I'm
gonna a hand close this door, all

2064
02:51:33.959 --> 02:51:37.639
right, but that should be Oh
Mark, Oh my god, don't take

2065
02:51:37.680 --> 02:51:48.600
it personal. Mark, don't take
it personal. Bro. Why are you

2066
02:51:48.680 --> 02:51:58.639
trying to beat that chem star?
Oh ship? Why is it a video

2067
02:51:58.760 --> 02:52:03.520
gamecus? Because when you when you
go to when you go to game developing

2068
02:52:03.639 --> 02:52:09.440
school, you have to make a
game. So niggas just think niggas is

2069
02:52:09.479 --> 02:52:15.000
weird so out there, Yeah,
it's a budget. Why if you ever

2070
02:52:15.079 --> 02:52:18.479
go into the video game play story
and you go to the indie game section,

2071
02:52:18.799 --> 02:52:24.000
it's a wild ship in the indie
section. Of course, it's crazy.

2072
02:52:24.079 --> 02:52:26.959
My daughter practice was at the same
place as the Special Olympics and they

2073
02:52:28.079 --> 02:52:30.719
was all ages. The thoughts in
my hair right now, we're crazy.

2074
02:52:31.040 --> 02:52:33.000
They was they had to get one
off before they went out the run.

2075
02:52:33.799 --> 02:52:41.680
It's definitely this is why I can't
date white people. Fire all my guests

2076
02:52:41.719 --> 02:52:45.280
to use the bathroom outside. Hi. My name is Ivy Bloom and this

2077
02:52:45.479 --> 02:52:48.920
is my outdoor. Potty area.
I used to let my friends use the

2078
02:52:48.959 --> 02:52:52.840
bathroom in my house, but I've
since learned how unsanitary that is. Before

2079
02:52:52.079 --> 02:52:56.200
entering the potty area, I require
guests to put on these foot covers,

2080
02:52:56.399 --> 02:53:00.440
and first timers are required to read
the rules. The most important rule is

2081
02:53:00.520 --> 02:53:03.680
to dig at least six inches from
an existing stick, because that's where another

2082
02:53:03.760 --> 02:53:07.600
guest has dug a hole. It's
pretty simple. You just dig a hole,

2083
02:53:07.840 --> 02:53:09.200
do what you have to do,
and put your toilet paper on top.

2084
02:53:09.319 --> 02:53:13.639
I provide seats that must be placed
inside to keep my garden growing,

2085
02:53:13.799 --> 02:53:16.639
and once that's placed inside, you
cover it up with the dirt you dug

2086
02:53:16.719 --> 02:53:18.200
up, and then place some leaves
on top. The last thing you have

2087
02:53:18.319 --> 02:53:22.000
to do is mark the spot with
one of these sticks. I do live

2088
02:53:22.040 --> 02:53:24.479
in Arizona and it gets really hot, so I provide a bucket with refreshments

2089
02:53:24.479 --> 02:53:28.719
and snacks that visitors can snack on
while using the bathroom. And yes,

2090
02:53:28.200 --> 02:53:31.719
there is a privacy curtain. Once
that's done, they can take the covers

2091
02:53:31.760 --> 02:53:35.520
off their feet and wash them in
this bucket. Then they have to place

2092
02:53:35.600 --> 02:53:37.479
them in this jar so that the
next guest can use them. Once my

2093
02:53:37.600 --> 02:53:46.680
guest is done. Let's start with
eating while you shouldn't. Right now you're

2094
02:53:46.719 --> 02:53:52.520
waiting. You're waiting shit. While
I thought she was giving them snacks by

2095
02:53:52.559 --> 02:53:54.520
they were doing their business to occupy
shit, which is like, bro,

2096
02:53:54.920 --> 02:54:03.440
you okay, friendly of course around
the ship on yourself, trying to dig

2097
02:54:03.520 --> 02:54:09.399
the whole. She not one said
the cord because you have just been yes,

2098
02:54:09.600 --> 02:54:13.559
thank you. She ones had said
the tissue was for wiping your ass.

2099
02:54:13.879 --> 02:54:18.399
She just said to cover your ship
nothing and put the seeds on top

2100
02:54:18.440 --> 02:54:20.079
of it. And in a minute, ain't gonna be nowhere the ship,

2101
02:54:20.079 --> 02:54:24.120
because it's gonna be a bunch of
ship growing over the place. So Dad,

2102
02:54:24.520 --> 02:54:30.079
every every time, in my mind, white people will take two steps

2103
02:54:30.159 --> 02:54:35.600
food. What are they taking step
forwards for? When no, no,

2104
02:54:35.799 --> 02:54:39.719
no, Tommy was there? What
was that ship they made? Was the

2105
02:54:39.799 --> 02:54:48.840
strawberry pretzel suze? Strawberry Yeah here's
but no, no one, here's where

2106
02:54:48.840 --> 02:54:52.120
you made your mistake. You've seen
the final product. We don't know how

2107
02:54:52.200 --> 02:54:58.159
many cats walked across the counter while
she was making that strawberry shortcake pretzel.

2108
02:54:58.920 --> 02:55:03.319
Look, just because Susie might have
her cat on the counter, that don't

2109
02:55:03.360 --> 02:55:07.799
mean definitely on the counter, but
Sky Blue has a whole bathroom in the

2110
02:55:07.879 --> 02:55:09.760
house, but she wants you to
ship in her backyard in Arizona. Sky

2111
02:55:13.159 --> 02:55:20.840
The second step out buis that these
white people have taken. Now you see

2112
02:55:20.879 --> 02:55:24.760
why to day white women want I
don't like to be in the same And

2113
02:55:24.840 --> 02:55:28.479
when we say, garden, what
the is you growing over there? Bro?

2114
02:55:28.639 --> 02:55:33.959
You're not feed me carrots, human
humanity, car It's Arizona, so

2115
02:55:33.000 --> 02:55:37.479
it's probably we She's really grown.
When she said it's hot in Arizona,

2116
02:55:37.559 --> 02:55:39.360
so I get them stacks. I
was like, it's hot in Arizona,

2117
02:55:39.399 --> 02:55:45.920
so probably smell like ship because your
hot, your whole backyard strength steam and

2118
02:55:46.000 --> 02:55:50.680
tiled ship. That's because I just
take a ship on your front porch.

2119
02:55:52.399 --> 02:55:54.680
I was just like, good,
I'll take my chances at the local gas

2120
02:55:54.760 --> 02:56:03.000
station, the local McDonald that strawberry
pretzels, salad, and the snicker I

2121
02:56:03.079 --> 02:56:09.440
told you snicker apple salad. That
shit is fire. That sound diabetic as

2122
02:56:09.520 --> 02:56:16.200
hell's that diabolical Smith. This is
actually our final video, and then we

2123
02:56:16.319 --> 02:56:20.360
are going to go ahead and close
out and get out of here. Carried

2124
02:56:20.399 --> 02:56:24.120
privately in Pensacola, Florida, Sean
wanted me to meet my Texas in laws,

2125
02:56:24.399 --> 02:56:28.120
so we flew in for the weekend. His uncle started on me.

2126
02:56:28.559 --> 02:56:31.600
Of all the women Sean brought home, how did you get the ring?

2127
02:56:31.000 --> 02:56:35.799
And he's saying it must be your
pee because it ain't your face. My

2128
02:56:35.920 --> 02:56:39.120
mother in law laughed, My sister
in law told her brother to be nice.

2129
02:56:39.520 --> 02:56:41.360
My husband giggled. I said to
myself, gladys, you are a

2130
02:56:41.440 --> 02:56:46.040
child of God and you can handle
all things. I excused myself and went

2131
02:56:46.079 --> 02:56:48.520
to the backyard. The uncle followed
me and apologized. He blamed the alcohol,

2132
02:56:48.799 --> 02:56:52.600
and he put his hands in his
jogging pants and pulled his thing out.

2133
02:56:54.040 --> 02:56:56.680
Let's kiss and make up. It
was the most beautiful I had ever

2134
02:56:56.760 --> 02:56:58.680
seen. I bent down and put
my mouth on it. What he was

2135
02:56:58.719 --> 02:57:03.719
shut and put it away. He
avoided me ever since. Uncle. Good

2136
02:57:03.799 --> 02:57:05.959
meet met his match and I was
ready. But he doesn't want to play

2137
02:57:07.040 --> 02:57:09.239
with me. Well, I show
it if you don't want to share it,

2138
02:57:09.639 --> 02:57:11.399
We're going to Texas again soon.
I want to finish. When I

2139
02:57:11.440 --> 02:57:16.360
started with uncle, how do I
get them? You don't? This is

2140
02:57:16.520 --> 02:57:22.120
terrible. They just got married shots
out for keeping it in the family.

2141
02:57:22.319 --> 02:57:28.959
Bad humans all around. Let's say
it on three one two three Bad Humans.

2142
02:57:28.719 --> 02:57:37.639
It was him reading it for me. Uncle read like one of them

2143
02:57:37.680 --> 02:57:39.840
I writing novels. I didn't know
where it was going. That was the

2144
02:57:39.920 --> 02:57:45.760
way. Huh what yes? Uncle, good meat? Uncle, good meat

2145
02:57:45.879 --> 02:57:56.920
sounds reason. It must be why
whippers dick out the beginning with and then

2146
02:57:56.000 --> 02:58:01.159
put the way wait, wait a
minute, wait a minute, just why

2147
02:58:01.159 --> 02:58:03.440
you're gonna show it if youn't want
to share it? Hey, Uncle,

2148
02:58:03.520 --> 02:58:07.879
get meet. I'm sorry, So
I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning in

2149
02:58:09.559 --> 02:58:16.920
this week's episode Mpocially Awkward. If
you weren't able to tune into the full

2150
02:58:16.000 --> 02:58:20.120
live, you definitely missed a good
time to make sure you tune in every

2151
02:58:20.200 --> 02:58:22.760
Sunday at eight thirty. If you're
unable to, you can also catch our

2152
02:58:22.840 --> 02:58:28.399
audio only episodes on all of your
favorite streaming platforms on Tuesdays at ten am.

2153
02:58:28.639 --> 02:58:33.079
So until next time we got home.