What's going on? Everybody. I'm gonna thank you for tuning in to this
week's episode of Postally Awkward. If this is your first time joining us,
I would like to properly introduce myself. I am a hosting favorite motivational speaker,
mem Mimi So one hundred or Comer Walker. It's the last deep and
most of y'all are. I am joined by a majority of my co hosts.
To the left, we have the narcissist Pie God one a A,
the new Mister Bitches, the man behind the Magic, the classic man,
mister Tom Death. He provides us with all of our visuals when he is
actually here at work. What you're not going to do? I mean,
bro, you don't even call it. You walk off the job. The
job you don't call in, Bro, you just walk off. What ceo
of a fortune five hundred company? You know that tels his employees? I'm
gone for that, oh ship. That nigga say a fortune five fortune fifty,
and of course a fortune fifty is better than five undred, And of
course this ain't even a fortune. Mister Essential, who always steps it up
when this nigga decides to just clock the fuck out with zero notice, I
mean, he owns half the company that pulls weight. Somehow got to minds
in the building. And the funniest thing in the world this week that happened
on my timeline is when Tommy posted the video of his hair blowing in the
wind ship was flowing, you know. And and the fact that the fact
that that ship that you would expect from wine. That's why it was funny
to me. You know what the time'll think time real sassy time sometime,
bro yay, I rolled the window down like blowing at even in the position
to be but if you had it in the position you would blow it in
the windy. Hey, I did it? She looked at Hey, would
you put the slow mo the slow moment? Just had like the little Superman
crew put you out here with the Clark kid. Put the slow put the
slow mo. I have some I have some sassy r B in the background
on my video. I mean, if you try to get chills, bro,
just say that. I'll be a baddie on TikTok. I'll tell you
that, right, That's that's what I'm doing. That's why I keep does
winding a soft guy era TikTok. I ain't no wrong with being in your
soft guy. It just don't be those soft guys. Those soft guys are
horrible. Yeah, like them to take me out the rotation type niggas.
And again because I do, I feel like I have to explain this again
because the amount of men who have proved that they are complete fucking idiots,
they are like complete fucking idiots. Because of that post that I made on
on Facebook. Huh, Crispy is ship, I'm feeling I'm feeling very crispy,
like like I'm Crispy extra extra Crispy. The two piece got it with
a Crispy with a Crispy pigot this k k MC Crispy pop Crispy. This
is that camera when you's when y'all did that media blitz Timmy, this is
that camera was still talking checking. Oh that's the one. Yeah, Okay,
that's one of those h that's whild when you you up your upgrade.
Uh when he when when your counterpart has an upgrade that's better than the ship
that he he let you get, that's crazy. That's because he's not one
of them niggas that like the beef. I'm just saying the fact that what
what what is the next level up to this ship, like that's crazy.
You got some k ship some eight K eight k m h. We're getting
so yeah that that post that I made, you know, letting people know
that ship I have that the niggas that didn't have nothing. That's just that's
not where I'm at, you know, now, like that has that has
surpassed twenty seven hundred shares? Hear me, Yeah, so so that post
has surpassed twenty seven hundred shares. And when I tell you that niggas are
up set and niggas are so stupid, and I guess the thing that I
don't understand that even Tommy was trying to figure this ship out, like he
comment, and like, wait, so they mad because you don't want to
date the broken niggas like you have a both we have we have to do
a follow up. Unfortunately, here they're still going. We are now at
over twenty seven hundred shares. And did you post your I did? Okay,
and make sure we're marketing right now. Okay, says he loves the
title of your show. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Even
my therapist said that it's weird though, so huh, but no, they
are we don't know what you do off the clock, No, but they
are upset. And it's so weird to me because you have men who are
upset that I don't want to date a demographic of men who they claim that
they claim that they don't belong to that category mm while being offended and at
the same time telling me that, well, you shouldn't have dated that type
of guy, but I'm mad that you don't want to type date that type
of guy anymore, even though I'm not that type of guy. I think
it was a song he made where he realized, oh, just listen to
my music and just continue to make music for women only. What's even crazier
is like your uncle actually possessed a L L coolj VHS table all of his
music videos on there, like he bought it, he purchased it, and
I stole it from it was my video. That is That is very,
very crazy. And what is even more crazy is like they got me to
a point where I felt like when I create Facebook posts that I anticipate people
to leave comments on and like, actually, you know kind of thought provoking
where I am going to have to start inserting reading comprehension questions and if you
do not get that multiple choice question correct, I'm just not going gay Joe
answer because there are so many people who that just it went right over their
head, like what I was saying, so one of them. The five
Apples illustration was probably the most funniest ship that was actually quite triggering. That
was actually quite triggering because my mom used to do that. Now, taking
consideration, I wasn't doing basic mass detail. I was doing like a high
end algebra shit in the fifth grade, and she used to do that to
me. That triggered me. Good fuck you, because that's really if Johnny
had five fucking apples. That's how I was feeling reading the shares and the
comments in the post, because the post said, you know what, I'm
just I'm gonna read it word for word. And these are the same men
who was sit up in bash women all day long. It's true because they
ain't got shit else to do. Bro, Like, really, that's actually
what the title of this episode should be, Take me out to rotation,
And it's crazy because these are the niggas who would have never been in my
rotation in the first place, talking to me like they they wanted to be
removed, Like yeah, so so as a as a refresher, the post
said, as a woman who was dating niggas that didn't have shit, as
a woman who was dating man for their quote unquote potential, as a woman
who was self sacrificed while trying to motivate and encourage a grown ass man to
get his shit together because I quote unquote believed in him, as a woman
who was dating someone who didn't want for himself as much as I wanted for
him. I can tell you I am not the only one. I think.
Y'all see us now in our thirties and forties, after we have done
these things that got us absolutely nowhere, and have the audacity to be upset
because at our big ass age, we don't want to deal with that shit
now. So after years of pan dues and probably paying for everything else too,
we gotta be entitled gold diggers, money hungry, et cetera. Motherfucker.
I ain't shit but tired. So keep in mind that a lot of
the women y'all judging for not wanting struggle love don't want that shit because they
already dealt with it. Y'all will not shame me into the poorhouse with a
nigga, y'all will not shame me into a struggle. Love. You want
to know what I bring to the table at this stage, I gotta watch
you build that motherfucker first because and then I went to editing and table as
from my table, you can shot the Sibius vibe dot com my nigga.
Yeah, you know, just equivalent to It's equivalent to a nigga meeting a
woman who is a gold digger who did go with him because he and beat
him out the money and him saying I ain't fucking them holes no more,
and y'all be like, well, why are not giving them holes a chance
again? And the craziest thing, the craziest thing about it is I said
I have been there, I have done that. As you know, I've
gotten older, live learn like I'm not doing that anymore. I didn't say
anything about, well, these broke ass niggas tricked me into dating them.
I didn't blame anybody for me choosing these things because I know why I dated
them. And reading what you wrote, you wrote sounded like you gave your
awe and those relationships in that things would would manifest something better, right,
And it just didn't. And you did it a couple of times like I
ain't doing that no more. Yeah, and the way like bruh, I
got one of these means like I just I told her, I said,
bro, you can argue with yourself because I'm not. I'm not gonna keep
going back forth with you because you you remediate was fucked and you really just
showing me that you don't know how to read nothing. So this particular person,
and and a lot of the men who were responding, this is how
they were how they were thinking. So one of them says, why would
you choose a man like that? Why didn't you leave when first noticed it?
Why would you expect to hold a different man accountable for your mistakes and
lack of accountability? How the fuck am I holding a different man accountable for
something? Yeah trying, he said, why would you choose a man like
that? I can answer that because at a point when I was much younger,
I tried to look past things, things that I felt could come and
go at any time, and I didn't want to feel like I was passing
up a potentially good person just because of what he might not have right now,
you know what I'm saying. Like And then it's like, especially at
a point where it's like, well, you know, well I still got
a few more things that I can you know, accomplish, so you know,
we can kind of build and grow as we move along, you know
what I mean. So, but then you have these men who will sit
up here and complain because they feel like we don't give niggas a chance.
Oh well, the nigga who you might, you might, who might be
your soul make he might only make you know, thirty K a year.
But then you turn around and say, well, why you date this broke
ass nigga? I was just gonna say that. So it's like, hey,
don't date the broke nigga, But hey, why y're not giving niggas
who down chance? Yeah? Be good? That is literally how they do
this. The fuck up, give yourself ahead niggas. Niggas are weird?
Women like that? Do we just said? Like our friend in the Rain
Report, Yes, so there was, but you're like, it used to
be a podcast called the Rain Report podcast, but it just turned into like
a mess group step sex and mess. But so, so that was the
answer the question number one. Then it says, why didn't you leave when
you first noticed it. Well, I knew that going into it. But
again go back to number one. I didn't want to feel like I was
turning down a potentially good person just because of material things and you know,
not being in a certain financial status, because that that literally comes and goes.
That's just like if he would have had it when I first started dating
and then he lost it, y'all would be looking at me crazy if I
left him because he lost it. Choose what side of you gotta pick?
You gotta pick what solid fish you're gonna when it comes to women, and
what are your thoughts about it? Like, look, do you want her
to date bums? And did she become a bomb? And now you like,
I don't date bum bitches? And now she's like, well you wanted
me to day this bum nigga and now I'm a bum bitch. Where's my
opportunity? All of them? I don't get it. It's like a bunch
of niggas crying over the title shot, like shot the fuck up the niggas
who all on JP, Like Dudell came out he like he like fucking niggas.
But then if he download like that nigga download, Like what the you
want? You want to be upfront or and that is that's like, that's
that's actually that's actually our next topic too. Let me see. London said,
niggas be so scared of women wanting them only for money that they don't
even have facts because I'm broke baby. So many made up I'm broke baby,
I got nothing. I'm a ball of baby, Kaylor. They were
coming up with so much shit. Because one of them said that his comment,
I actually I made him delete his comment. It wasn't even my post.
He commented on one of the shares, and I commented under his comment
because it didn't make sense. So if I just told you in this post
that I have done the thing where I have dated men who didn't have,
you know, a lot of money, they didn't have all of this,
you know, expensive ship and all of this, you go sit up here
and say, well, she made that choice, you know, oh,
dating the hood niggas and the drug dealers and the thugs and the gang bangers.
I'm like, if that was the case, I would have been dating
the niggas with the money, If I was dating drug dealers, they wouldn't
have been broken talking about it. He just said he was broke London.
You wasting your time? Can I have some money? I just told you,
said, And then some of these men lead with money, but then
get mad when they attract women who only want money. They then turn into
he man woman haters. They tax time pimping. They last they led with
money that they couldn't sustain. They use their tax money. They go out
here and they act like they got it. Hey, everybody said, that's
just survive for the night. That's all we do it for the rest of
the night. Everything came through, hey, Kayla said. But I also
saw a post recently where men were saying they didn't want a woman who wanted
them at their lowest. A guy said he was homeless and a woman asked
what they had to do with them being together. He stopped dating her because,
in his opinion, she had no standards. He said he wouldn't date
someone homeless himself. So I'm actually but but this the counter, this the
counter. Wait a minute, wait, wait wait, So you gotta you
gotta chick who who's willing to help get you out your jam? And you
like, because I won't date a homeless bitch, This can't work. When
I was at my lowest. I chose not to want to date because I
couldn't I couldn't present I couldn't present her with the things that I wanted to
present her with. So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna
wait until I built my shit up. But did she say that there was
a problem though? They always say that until they start asking for shit or
going to gold places that actually require you to do some shit, like you're
a man, you trying to be a man? Hey, you want to
go to brunch? So they got to go to brunch and they go to
the most expensive run space in the world. I actually found his his his
real comment. He said, but chose the same nigga every time, the
same thug, the same gangster, the same drug dealer, the same hood
figure, the same type of dude. But mad at all of them because
the motherfucker like them. Rough. Every man isn't like that. Every man
isn't Pooky and Ray Ray. There are literally millions of men that exists who
are not that same type of nigga. That will always be the problem women
face until they learn the value men who aren't that type of nigga. And
it's crazy because I've actually been the main one like out of like my cousin
group of shit that didn't like Yeah, because you got a normal nigga that
was just down on his look. Yeah because And my thing was I didn't
like the niggas who were like super super flashy because I felt like one it
attracted the wrong kind of attention. And then I thought that it was just
me basically being paid to get the clap, like he was gonna buy me
a bunch of shit, and then it was just gonna be like cause you
know, there was the niggas who they was. They was out here,
they was out here, they had all the holes and I didn't want to
be on it to take me out the rotation brot the clamp is why.
So those were never like my type of dudes. Like even when I did
somebody like from the neighborhood, and she's like, he was a real low
key type of dude, Like you know what I'm saying, He wasn't on
all of that super flashy and just and wild ship. So it's like,
it's crazy for you to automatically assume that those are the type of dudes that
I dated. Now everybody knows that I dated Ken It's no secret that Ken
was not always in the position, but everybody knows like Ken wasn't in a
position then that he's in now. He and I even said that on the
post, like me and that nigga is still tight. We still homies,
and I'm proud of him, Like he's doing a hell of a lot better
than he was during the point when me and him first got together. He
wasn't at that point yet he's grown a lot since then. Huh. You
know the one who was snoring like the guy on the couch, But that
ain't that ain't no hood ass nigga. People just assume that because he lives
in the neighborhood, but that is like the most proper life bro, an
upstanding citizen. Why you're different. Ken is really an upstanding Drake Hennessy.
But he's a classic and and that's what's funny. It's like people will they
when you look at Ken, people will probably think like, oh, this
ghetto ass nigga. But dog is so fucking proper and like it's hilarious,
and we give him ship about that all the time. Because his demeanor on
how he talking everything, it doesn't match his look. He just a big.
He just looked big and ghetto, but he's not at all. Ken
is actually corporate America on the line. When the alcohol hit the intelligence ship
and then he just won't shut the funk up. That's a bad mix.
Like he was like, he's Brett Hart. He was like, so what
why do you get high? I was like, because I enjoyed smoking weed.
Hey, Rabbi, nicee, you to put the stripe down and join
us. Tonight's gonna find the post for us. Apparently, I think it's
the one that Mimi have found already. I never dated those types. I
did church boys, those worst kind and the crazy party is like, I've
actually dated like a wide range of dudes, Like I've dated guys who were
in the military. I've dated guys who were in college. I've dated guys
who you know what I'm saying, they had regular nine to five, some
work in the fucking family business, like I have dated across the board.
I didn't have a specific type of dude that I dated. The only thing
that niggas could probably tell me as far as like the only thing that motherfuckers
could say as far as like me and you gotta type is it when they
called me the light skin whisper. That's probably I'm glad. I thought that's
what Rita said. Kim was pretty decent. He was my trainer, a
concentric everybody's trainer. Ye, so you be younger said, they are most
definitely the worst. Kayla said, I was very shocked when he was putting
my furniture together. I did not expect him to be like that. I
expected the worst. And yes, I'm looking now, you're just just gonna
being negative about my boy. I mean, you see him on Facebook.
You should I've seen him in real life. I'm just saying no, I'm
just saying like she hadn't though, like you don't wan't like that. Look.
Those are the coolest niggas. Like I had a friend in college,
the niggas who was like you just had to do it. You couldn't,
you couldn't hold it. It's funny when it's like it's like it's like bum
B meets Tommy. That's ken, It's like bomb b meets Tommy. Tommy.
You don't hear, damn college professor. I'm just saying, like I'm
talking about the look. No, that's literally what they because like how it
was beard and everything. Like that's what they were called. So it is.
It's like bum B, but it's Tommy, Us, Love and bud
B all in one dude. Pause. Yeah, and it's crazy that,
but it's crazy that. Yeah, y'all get on It's crazy that y'all get
on us feeling like we we overlook the good guys. That's all we get
told. We overlooked the good guys. Oh well, he might not be
six feet tall, he might not make you know, one hundred thousand,
he might this, he might not have this and that, But at the
same time, they basically are trying to make you date the retarded niggas.
No, they don't know what the fuck they want us today because when they
eliminate everything to find somebody who checks all those boxes is usually the retarded nigga.
They are the retarded niggas. That's why they're trying to fight for themselves.
But we all knowing as half the battle. We have had a phase
in our lives TV shirt from film be Shopping on eighty t's dot com.
There is a there was a there was a phase they got all the same
ship that they've been having. I don't go to shop at codes when I
found that majority of their teas are also the same ones from Walmart at forty
bucks. More who the fun pays forty dollars for anything at Cole's period When
you seriously, if you don't mean you're like you gotta manipulate the system to
do that, but you don't. I do have to defend the good guy
era because I was a good guy to a point where I mean, that's
the label I was given and I was I was overlooked by that. Whoever
that angry nigga was. That's say we went to a historically black college.
Man, he's a terrible human being, Bigga. The ratio it was nine
to one ratio women and man, okay in college that you should be terrible.
It actually sounds like numbers. I watched those. Out of those nine,
it don't mean they are nine nine. If you fuck five twols,
yes ten. This is greedy, greedy and nasty man. Math did you
did you? Did you feel like that was? But that's you know what?
But that's what I feel like. I feel like this entire post has
just been bringing out niggas with nigga math like it's it's just been But no
niggas can look at it, and nigga who understood whatever he was saying,
It wasn't understood. You're talking to somebody who know nigga, ain't you ain't
talking to dumb bitch. You talking somety really know you can't really pull theo.
It's like girl man, y'all Math is horrible. Yeah, girl,
the craziest ship ever, and women to sit there and tell you it is
logical. I mean, girl, math is shipped, Like you know,
we gonna spend that extra money just to get free shipping. But it makes
sense to us because if you want me to pay twenty dollars for shipping,
I'm not getting anything for that twenty dollars, So I might as well spend
that money on something that I can be able to use in order to utilize
the free shipping. That makes sense. That's not a girl, man,
that's just that's mom Math. That's other people. That girl Math is this
ship. When you see motherfuckers on there talking about if his dick was little,
it's not a body. That's girl. Man. Yeah we slept,
we slept eight years ago. It don't count no more off. That's girl.
That's girl man. You're talking about bodies fall off seven years if I
if I mean payment, and you can't see that motherfucker in year eight.
That's how that dick. That's crazy. It's crazy. It's terrible. That's
horrible, crazy. The poor that's girl. This girl man. That's like
saying you got you got two kids, but you never fucked they baby daddy.
That's that's not how it works. It's proof said to us, they've
had good women and dog them not to mention. They may feel that they
are good guys, but they are also complete assholes. They fail to mentioned
that. So so here's here's the thing, right, I got it Calber,
because me and he got like ten videos in the cut. Right now
I can't upload no more the twelve. The thing, the thing that really
really really just irks me is because they act like everybody is living life right
living and in living life, what do we do? We make decisions,
we make choices, we make mistakes. Imagine, imagine everybody, everybody your
first choice and anything you do is always going to be with you were stuck
with. No matter what, you don't have a chance to do better at
anything. Every first choice, that's it. But no matter what it is,
you never get a chance to improve. You never get a chance to
grow, You never get a chance to evolve, You never get a chance
to learn because every single thing that you picked, that very first thing,
that's it. There is nothing else after that. But that's but that's what
these niggas expect us to do. They don't. They don't expect us to
learn and grow. They don't expect us to be able to say, hey,
you know what, I tried this, This wasn't for me. I
need to go a different direction. They don't. They don't do that.
Sound like if Johnny five twos, I don't understand if five twos, Yeah,
but I have personality. But it's crazy because I ended up like I
asked the follow a question to that because I said, Okay, whenever it's
something with us, y'all always will not y'all. Isn't y'all, but y'all
when talking to them, who is who is the spokesperson for niggas? The
ball head nigga? You know what's the ball head nigga was arguing with and
of course he called himself king. Whatever you thought I was lying, Taylor
said, the worst kind of boys are the ones who disguised themselves good man.
Yeah, that's why I like cancers. Ship, that was an unnecessary
dagger, dog, That's why I don't like cancers. You don't gotta explain
what that's a whole that is. That is my beef for cancers, like
cancer men. But you called it unnecessary strike right, and we've grown well,
you have had no reason to pretend to be a good guy to me.
This is like I'm talking about, like sexual interest. Ship. I
don't trust niggas far as I can throw them if they have cancer. As
soon as you say it cancer, I'm like, cause you a fucking tumor
in life, bitch, Ship, gun shot that one one gunshot that one
bro cancer on society. No, but they they honestly, they act like
women are the only ones who are not able to learn and grow. We
see this with the situation where you see now we fucking you know, we
late thirties, early forties and shit, and we look at men as fucking
perverts for a lot of the shit that they do when it comes to younger
women because they are. And the first thing you have people, oh well,
y'all wasn't saying that, you know, when when y'all was in high
school getting picked up by older niggas and shit, and it's like, bro,
they were fucking sixteen, seventeen years old, not knowing the situations that
they were in. How do you get a fucking child into a vent you
ate candy or a puppy? Right, So you got this older nigga who
was saying, Hey, I can buy you this, I can do this,
I can do that. Ooh, this must be a good guy.
Ooh he think I'm more mature. You know, he told me he chose
me because I'm more mature than other girls. No, he chose you because
he's a fucking perverts. He's dangling the candy. Get damn Snyder the fuck
it out of here now. But but even with that, so instead of
looking at it like damn, you know, in all of her years,
she's grown to realize the situation that she was in was not only unhealthy,
illegal and traumatizing and all of this shit that she is now processed as an
adult. You look at it as her being a hypocrite. It's not being
a hypocrite because you've learned something and changed your stance. I feel like y'all
are I feel like a lot of men are fucking idiots. When it comes
to two words, being hypocritical and accountability, y'all niggas thow the word accountability
around like it's a bbl in the strip club and don't know what the fuck
that means. And I can tell that you don't because y'all kept saying that
I wasn't being accountable for my choices in my post when I literally said that
I've been there, done that, I'm not doing it now. I didn't
blame anybody. I've even explained in the comments multiple times why I chose the
men that I chose. Because I chose those men, I didn't blame them
for it to set them not fucking doing it again. So yeah, y'all
just be wanting to hear y'allself talking. That's what it boils down to.
H Okay, this said dude trying to show off his curls. We can
see them talk about Tommy. Yeah. But when it comes to uh,
like with JP, right, you see so many You see so many guys
that are like just heads spinning around, right, And it kills me when
you have niggas who go into this full like preach your mode about what's bad
for the kids in the community and all this other kind of shit, and
now of a sudden they have this this grand sense of being mentors and shit
worried about what the kids. What's the craziest part about it is you can
log on to social media at any given time and see a nigga talking about
how homosexuality out in the open is a bad influence for kids, and that
niggas a dead beat not even her own fucking influence to his own goddamn kids.
Damn, sir, Relax, you were not even parenting and being an
influence in your own fucking kids life, and you have the audacity to fucking
talk about what the youth shouldn't be exposed to. How about you expose yourself
to your goddamn kids. Hey, hit that fatality button on that one.
That sh it is wild because I feel like, and I actually if you
were tagged in the Hootally Awkward post my weekly post to let y'all know that
you know the show was starting tonight, I actually put that like, yeah,
no, our fatality button is missing, and you have definitely put a
few finish youers on. Motherfucking So far niggas want to involve themselves in conversations
that important, So mama didn't hug him and I love you. My poster
advertised the power tonight, says scrolling Facebook, nothing turns hood. Niggas who
push drugs in their own communities, create multiple broken homes with kids out the
wheel, and plant black men in the ground like flowers, and to Bible
and morality experts like another man's sexuality and what a woman does with her body,
like you have a nigga with sixteen fucking baby mamas and shit, this
nigga had been in jail one hundred million motherfucking times. He got all this
shit going on, but all of a sudden homosexual ad Homosexuality is where you
draw the line with the youth should be exposed to the youth, while like
we are the fucking nigigga. There's absolutely nothing you can stop your child being
exposed to now, there's absolutely nothing. No, you'd be better off actually
sitting there. Okay, reading didn't know that you were a fellow of cancer.
I'm not a cancer, not you, Tommy, he said, Why
Timmy turned around? Oh here a cancer too, Look here, just cancer
bushit. I need y'all to stop judging niggas based on what they were born.
It's not consistent me and well we talked about this last like when Dia
was here. Like, it's not people when they hear horoscopes they think it's
just about your sign. No, like there's a lot that goes into it,
like it's you know, your sun signed moon sign rise and something most
people don't I just hear it. No, nigga, I want to know
the city and state you were born, the date and the time of day.
I want your full fucking birth chart. I don't want to just know
you know, oh, well, what's your zodiacs? I know, I
want the full fucking birth chart because that ship will run you down. Yeah,
the birth chart definitely going depth. But just because I was born December
eighteenth, you cannot definitely no, because I mean, you could be born
summer eighteenth, that fucking seven thirty in the morning, and then the nigga
who was born at eight eighteen at night like y'all night and day literally,
or or the the order of your birth order. If you're cancer and you're
the first born or the only I'm sure you're a poppy asshole to a certain
extent. You're definitely every only child only child is an asshole only child,
I'm more so the more so the only child. Show me an only child
as not an asshole, because same, I want to know your mercury being
this. See, I don't understand how that ship every plenty of effect shit
niggas who worried about the next man sex well? Is your low key curious
because I can give two ships. I don't care who if he's not throwing
dickage. You thank you? Why are you so invested? And again,
like I said, they tried to hide behind the Bible and the kids for
why they care so much. Now, if you're out here dirty dick and
everybody and passing STDs off and acting like you don't you don't go both ways.
You youse a dirty motherfucker. I have a problem. I have a
problem with you. I don't like you for that reason, and it's because
you're gay. It's because you act like you're not, and you're actually spreading
ship all over the world like nigga is. I just thought, yeah,
and that's not even just a homosexual thing, it's just period, like,
yeah, you're just doing that ship you fil regardless. I just thought it
was entertaining and how you decided to to tell us, I just feel like
you. I mean, you know, I was quite entertaining. What is
your what's b side? She's a Gemini? Right? I think she's a
Gemini. Brittany Cole, you do have your asshole moments, but your greatness
supersedes it that we kind of o overlook it. I mean everybody has ass
whole moments kissing first of all. No, I'm not. I just know
what what has happened to me is that I have. That's not how empty
nest. I'm I'm empty button and I'm at the house. I'm at the
house bou myself quite a bit. So the assholeness of me has increased quite
a bit because I'm with myself, like I'm by myself most times, and
I'm just like I can give zero fox about a lot of ship bro fifty
Now I don't give it. Yeah, you stop not giving that to it
because you know the girls come and come and go at my house. You
think hit grumpy old man territory. Absolutely, I'm actually embracing it. I'm
actually brading come in here every week with some he hate when he come in.
I didn't. I don't. I don't even have nothing today. Well,
John said, I specialized on asshole moments. Yeah, what's your sign,
John? Yeah? Exactly, am I exactly? A tumor on society's
ball? Is that men or men and women? When you say that cancer
in general, because with virgos are definitely technically technically we're throwing da under the
bus with that comment as well to me. But Jacqueline Roberts whole, so
are you are you directed towards cancer men or those cancers that approached like in
I just I can't date a cancer okay, cancer woman though probably since you're
asked, no fucking no. But because the girl, the girls come and
go in the house, I don't really have a lot of people around my
house off when they come in, you know, I don't have to actually
interact with them. I have to care for them. They are independent,
so I don't really worry about them. So shoul I just got to worry
about myself at this point and ship if it don't affect me, fuck you
to a certain extent. Now that assholes, you can't wait, you can't
wait to get there. It's actually a glorious feeling, like what's for dinner?
Like nigga, you tell me so so, so let me take you
like because my mom tried to hit me with that, right, but grown
because my mom my mom doesn't like to cook ship. She don't like to
do like she just she's not a kitchen motherfucker, and she would try to
guilt trip me and the cooking like, well, you're kids is hong around?
Like, first of all my kids is damn they're grown. They can
beat themself. You just want me to cook something? No tofeat yourself.
Do not believe, do not do it, man, do not do it.
They will they make you taking your dating advice from hostly awkward? I
would, I would. I don't trust you either, do it, can't
care. They are very intelligent and they can make it seem like they're very
caring and giving and know and all of this ship. But then, but
then, but then they will blind side you with the ultimate fun boys.
Okay, like like what why are you like? What like sophisticated boys?
Wow? That Wow? So I might as we just stay single for the
rest of my life. Listen with the please don't ruin nobody else we would
go there if you take us there, Kayler talking about something she had ass
whole I say, everybody got ass whole moments, you got yours. She's
incapable. Yes, you are a master manipulator. Absolutely, gentlemen, are
you calling me a mess? Yes? Does Cayler thinks she's incapable of being?
They are hell on wheels behind the scenes, Yes, yes, Okay,
y'all know that little Japanese mask and ship like it's it's all smiling and
sit in the front. Then you turn around like and you know what I
in the backside of it. It's a fucking demon and some ship that is
a cancer mal. What's what's bananas is her making these accusations in between two
cancer mals, you know, like you just that's how much I'm meaning.
I don't give a fuck that they're sitting here next to me. I stand
on that ship doctor Jacob with mister Hyde. Listen, hey, but you
know what I have. I know my doctor Jackay finish him too, And
I might need to warn you before. Yeah, I'm not in that move
right now, So don't fuck with me, because don't get me wrong,
myself saying that a cancer male can't make you feel good. But that's the
most dangerous part about them because you don't know that they are sucking. They
will suck the life force out of you because they say it again with your
chest, sit again with your I'll make you feel good. I'll make you
feel good. Man, That's what I'm here for. Come here, you
know all the right ship to say and all the ship they just get get
over here, terrible man, Get over here, girl. We are not
the male version of a sucker. Steph Curry the shot, I mean somebody
from walking out of score tonight. No, but they're good with that mouth,
you know what. I'm disgusting now, So nasty businesasty work. Somebody.
Somebody didn't know the truth. So we have been seeing like an influx
of post like videos and everything like women have not been We're not safe,
right women? That and and the craziest part about it is when we are
explaining why we don't feel safe for situations that have made us feeling safe any
of these, you have a bunch of niggas in the comments who are proving
why we are not fucking safe in dark Caesars. All right, bring it
back, Brett, bring it back, bring it back. Hey, you
should bread, that's why she got a gym. Hey, dropping, Jennifer
Britt, you know what chef's kiss. You know a speak y'all speaking from
experience. One of the main cancers in my life. I don't even remember
what sex with him was. Like, Hey, if y'all go into it
with knowing, if y'all go in there and knowing the facts, enjoy the
ride. Nigga ship no re read Daddy is a cancer. Yeah, I
don't see that's the reason why she don't like you niggas. No, he's
not the reason. He's just one of them, don't you see. Even
John said, yeah, I don't blame women for wanting to deal with the
bear. So so that's one of the things that we were the bear.
Yeah, so I need that because I got to be able to kind of
see which one that's a freaky ass. It may not be up there because
you got so many of them. So ain't that the cold name they give
a man who is like nobody at the door? Thunder Chunks. Thunder Chunks
is crazy called what do you call her? Who's thunder trust? Thunder Trust?
She said she was gonna be a little late. She was coming from
the mixers, but you know, I'm going up there. She's sitting in
the car still somebody say, go to the door. Now it's on hand
his way. So okay, So the video, the video that I want
you to to play first, that is going to be America, The one
with the two ladies side by side, side by side. Oh, the
horrible decision one the two ladies side by side. I don't see is it
up here? Let me see scroll down again, because the top of the
caption of the video literally says, I choose the bear. That's terrible.
Hold on, let me see if I could pull up the list. Oh,
one of them got a white mug on the side. Which one of
these? And these look like him? I don't funk, woul Jews,
Oh my god? Why not? Why? Why? So you see that
lady right there with the big forehead, that one, Yeah, it was
the video that was sent right above her. Okay, let me go check
my sorry y'all, but yeah, today was just a lot like John said.
He said, Now there's a video about women being asked if they would
rather be in the forest with the man or a bear, and so many
women no, so, so many, so many women were choosing the bear.
And there's a lot of men who were getting offended because we would rather
be in the fucking forest with the bear over a man. But this this
next video is some wild ship. So the forehead is right that one.
Okay, now this ship goes blow your back. I heard it, but
I had to go google it and I got the fucking the Yahoo story to
a nigga and this is Yahoo. This ain't no you know, daily mail
and no ship like that. It's the actual Yahoo story that means daily Mail
is wild. They just be making up whatever the hell they want you and
the shout out to miss fashionably Late. We got Serita back and I love
y'all up. Sorry, y'all, we no longer have Tommy's fabulous curls in
the line of sight. Shake them dreads. What he calls you thunder thunder
trunks dude. That is hilarious for the masters. While yea, I see
that she said, Hey, you like you like and I'm wrong for calling
her thunder chump. Okay, tell the truth. You be at home like
looking at your ass, like damn, she can't help, but you come
in because I had titties my whole life and I still like you'd be like,
you're also gay. So it's like she was like, you're at my
own posterious niggas be looking at a minute. Okay, you trying to buy
my phone and hitting a monitor lizards? Okay, we either let me damn
responsible purpose. So, like John said, there was a video, you
know, asking women if they would rather be alone in the forest with a
man or a bear, and this is basically like me. You know,
y'all wouldn't. And then we have, you know, a woman explaining why
we would, in fact rather be alone with the bear. There's no way
y'all would rather be trapped in the woods with a bear over them. In
March of twenty twenty two, four men were convicted of gang graping, murdering,
and then eating a monitor lizard. They were caught because the trail cams
in the wildlife preserve recorded it. Somebody went back and saw those videos and
saw this act. Tell me again why it should be more afraid of bears.
So I actually went and I went, and the story was actually on
you, y'ahoo, like the whole like, and that shit is why,
Like, they raped a fucking lizard. This is a lizard. They raped
it, killed it, and ate it. But you don't think that a
woman I had a woman been alone on the trail. They wouldn't have raped
and killed a woman. The fact this was not this was not on my
Bingo card for the weekend to a liver. This was not on my Bengo
cards for the weekend. That's nasty work. Literally, where can you find
got No, that's not nature, that's humanity. Where can you find four
sick niggas? All the same part spots saying all right, I'm gonna do
this next. I'm next, you can deal with the lizard fan Oh that
looked fun. I hate to say this, what we're supposed to do with
it now? After we didn't bust nuts up in it, eat it?
I hate to say this. I feel like this happened in Florida. No,
believe it or not, it wasn't Florida. I can't remember Florida,
John expert. I can't remember exactly where it was. I'm gonna have to
google it again. But just the fact that humans humans are capable of some
ship like that is wild. And then when you look at like the statistics
as far as like and they justify it that that'd be the crazy word.
Yes, we stop touching stuff, Tommy John said, they definitely didn't pull
out you how do you butt fucking lizard? Apparently they know how, because
that's crazy and monitor lizards ain't small. I don't know what is. I
can only pick your kimono dragon. I was just gonna say, like,
y'all butt the kimono draggon from that's even crazy. That's nasty work, man.
I think they're like a smaller version of they butt fucked the kimono dragon
to completion. So these niggas walking around with like four times, Oh,
that's probably that's the one I eat the damn deer. That's the one that
they ate a deer like a background. So they're walking around it's for it's
for motherfuckers walking around the earth with like lizard gnea lizards and the lizard.
They all went home to their wives. Lis, Hey, babe, that's
what we did today. I just proudly told her. Oh it is very
very John said. John said it was India. Okay, India India pretty
wild too. I don't justify it. It's still wrong, Kayla said.
You know what's crazy because because people because people might look at it and say,
oh, well that wasn't you know in the US, and even not
know, but even not in the US. You look at it, women
really ain't safe in them other countries because they don't give a funk about women,
Kayla said, I did the research on statistics. They all said in
human is a bigger threat to a bear than the other way around. Up.
Yeah, because most times, like if you're not working with it and
you're not like the cubs and ship, Yeah, just don't go in the
home area. They're usually cool, like time here just getting busy. That
is that is not the teching street fight across over. I'm like, Britt
says, someone who works in animal control is still triggered to the day.
Gotta be yep, yep. So we confirmed the Saint India. Why are
you they ate the netfield lizard shouldn't be two seasoned, thent field lizards,
that's all mingle together, that stuff stuff. Statistics also show that the US
has the highest number of crimes against women out of all high income countries.
Statistic idea was it to do it first? Like who just said that lizard
assd is too fat? I don't even think it was that, you know,
And and it's bad because it's like you might lizard just walking mind in
this business flick this little tongue out and it was like, yeah, it
won't me. That's not that's not what you mean when you Aladeen, because
that's not what we mean when how you say we should fuck it in India,
Aladeen, just the next video we have on that you the one that
have to say this sound loud, but the world would probably be a much
better place if men were the ones that were oppressed for all these years instead
of women. Roller clip, are women living in the state of delusion thinking
that they just going to find the most perfect man ever and if not and
they can't find that, they'll just be single as it that's supposed to do
any type of advancement to our society. Ask yourself, what is your purpose
on the earth as a woman if you're not seeking some type of family,
and especially family of your own, Like, what exactly are you trying to
accomplish on this earth? The fact that y'all look at yourselves in the mirror
every day every day and can't understand why women would enrisk their lives to potentially
have a human like you is beyond me. Like, at this point,
y'all are the birth control. Okay, young mama, was a sacrificial lamb
she had you. We saw how it turned out. Why would women risk
their lives during childbirth to potentially have another you in the world be so goddamn
for real. And then outside of the whole risking it all to give birth
to a kid, which is nuts. You think that they should end up
having a family with someone like you, be God, you about to get
me mad talking about how were they moving society forward? I mean, honestly,
if men didn't have the right to talk, society would probably be much
further along than it was place. You know, if you think about the
idea behind like and I'm not trying to turn into like a political thing,
but abortion. Them making abortion illegal is definitely to make sure that women reproduce
more children out of the fear of the population diminishing and on top of that
not having uh low skilled workers. Like the nation is based off of that,
because I think Korea is having that problem right now. Like Korean women
are like fun that we ain't having no kids no more. They're like they're
like banding together and like that, fuck men, we ain't trying to have
no kids. In the world is one big, long, never ending scam.
And they played along, and they played a long game, like look
at what time he just said, Like they want us to make more kids
because you see what happened. It's some years going on, and then all
abortion is gonna be legal again. And then basically many of them motherfuckers,
like you just said, abortion becomes legal, then they start making ship that's
supposed to kill you. It's like, because we've got to control the population.
We need to get what we need Texas, we need. We need
to get rid of these baby boomers because they're taking too much solf security,
so covid A and who do they kill a lot of elderly people? Motherfucker,
They're gone? All right, now, all right, cool, it's
done black people and yeah, and now all right repopulated because they knew niggas
wasn't with that vaccine. Right, we ain't seen this ship before the vaccine
and the submarine. We ain't doing trying to give us smaller. Yeah,
it's it is a scam. Life is a scam. And that's all you
can blame. Can you embarrass? But I blame white people? Racial division,
gender division, everything. Why can you what can your bears do?
You said you can call me here, Oh you call me Okay, I
thought it's and I mean niggas gonna regardless. But you know what's crazy when
white people try to call out the division, like when we speak on ship
and they try to make it seem like where the reason ship keeps going,
and it's like, bruh, we are the ones being treated fucking unfairly.
What do you mean? There was actually a post and it's crazy because it
was it was a wrestling post, the post about the current how we got
three current black champions and shit, and he shouldn't. He was like,
if we make it the norm, we won't have to like, we won't
have to celebrate it in this manner because it would be yeah, like we
we wouldn't have to highlight it in this manner because it would be fucking normal.
Do everything in staged. Every single thing is a stage. But like
when people said about wrestling, I don't really feel like that too. It's
a good example though, but it's a it's one of those things where it's
a white peru. It's a white dominated sport, Like, yeah, we
get our black people that come in and make an impact, but if we
get one to two dope black people every ten years and then you make them
champion. Of course, gonna celebrate it because it is a rare to you,
because not a lot of niggas want to do this. But I mean,
it's the same thing like when you look at look at the Olympics and
shit, and you get like someon bows and shit. A lot of people
hate the fact that she's celebrated as a great black gymnast. They hate when
we have to put emphasis on whether it's an athlete, a politician, anything.
They hate the fact that we have to put emphasis on it being black
because it's not usually our shit. So when we excelerate it, of course
we're going to fucking highlight it. But then they blame us for the fucking
division, Like, no, Nigga's not normal for us to be in this
position. Look, look what's happening to the NBA. Like when we hit
a white dude that can ball, we celebrate that nigga. We celebrate the
white dude. But that's because the football and basketball right now are very black
dominant. So when you get a white dude that breakthrough and he'd be nice,
niggas and the whole entire blaying white people for everything because who's in trouble.
Of most the stages in the world, there's one white dude in the
whole NFL draft that plays defensive back from Iowa. Because and everybody like you
gotta they call it a kool aid. I was hoping the Packers got position.
Then you gotta be fast, and you gotta be about that ship.
He's gonna be celebrated about. It's about the flip. Freddy says, But
why is the worst options even a thing? If you ask me, losers
date losers and perpetuate the cyphle, work on yourself, date quality for legacy,
and hopefully marriage be intentional. You do not have to be with losers.
Yes, there are red flags. We actually we kind of open the
show. I am a red flag with that. Yeah, because you're fucking
cancer mal Sorry, it just bro it. Just this. Next time I
go to cops, I'm driving right by. I'm gonna drive right past,
take a picture to right, I'm gonna take a picture. Actually, I'm
gona take a picture of me eating the sure And I'm gonna give you a
whole, a whole half galloy, No said, great White hopes, I'm
gonna give you off. I'm gonna give you a butter knife. So so
that brings me. So there was a Yeah, there was a real that
I watched on Facebook today and it was a black model and there were so
many people like sometimes I'll just be having a comment and tell people that they
sound stupid, like because that we sounding stupid and I can't like sometime I
try to leave and then I go back, like no, I gotta let
you know. So there was a black model and she was getting her makeup
done for a shoot. You know that they don't typically work out well from
them because they are not They don't expand their skill to be able to include
black skin. One that you got fucking black models so casket sharp, like
because that shit was too late, so she had to watch her so she
has to go. Now in the middle of a shoot, she is now
driving to Saphora or wherever to go spend her money, using her time to
go get the shit that's needed for her to do her own makeup. And
you got so many people that are in the fucking comments complaining basically on simple
you know, boohoo, they got a bunch of different shades. You know,
you can't expect them to you know, just know everybody. No,
but you were supposed to be prepared. If you are hired for this shoot
and you know that you have a black model, you know what this black
model looks like. It is your job to come prepared to do this model's
makeup the same way how they be playing in a fucking hair on them shoots.
And that's another thing. They gotta do THEWN here cause like you not
equipped for it. So it's like, why are you and it's you vote
whatever fucking magazine, Vanity Fair, you got all of this shit? You
mean to tell me that y'all couldn't hire motherfucker that was versatile enough to be
able to handle a black woman. You invited her here to do this shoot.
I highly doubt she was like, hey bro, I'm free on Tuesday,
can I come do this photo shoot. You knew that this is what
you wanted, but you didn't make sure that y'all had the proper tubes in
place to do them justice on this. Hey yeah, Cayles said, I
saw this. I think she cried to yeah because she was frustrated. She
was frustrated. But to see so many, you know, women that were
like, well, you know, I don't know it's getting my shade matched.
So I commented, and I said, so you mean to tell me
that, whether it is you or your daughter, it's y'all wedding day,
graduation, any of the mind stone. And you hire this person to come
in here and do a job and she fuck you up like that, y'all
can be like, oh, well, it's okay. You can't match everybody.
No, you gotta be fucking pissed because you're like, bitch, I
dare you come in here and not know what the fuck that you were supposed
to be doing and not have your ship together. You're gonna be upset.
So, yeah, I really hate your niggas sometimes, and now niggas are
special. I gotta be pissing me off man, apparently as you hate cancers.
No, you know, it's very few scorpios is up there, though.
I know, yeah, I gotta get all of it. She just
like I got both in the room. Is just freaky as fuck. I
realized statement, Yeah, her hosts, you're gonna be David Mike. Granny
was a Sagittarius, So I know that motherfuckers is freaking nasty. I already
know what it is. The whole one make you not look at Spider Man
the same. Yeah, I got you don't have to be there. So
what did you feel like it would be like the ultimate like test or show
of love that your spouse could do for you. We can go around the
room on this. What would be the say it again, what would be
the biggest test of love? Which would like one of the like the biggest
thing be like damn, like this motherfucker like really love, like they put
everything on the line for me type ship. Ship. I think about that
kind of often. Actually the hell, no, I thought I thought.
No, I thought about that as I gotta be turning ship into all kinds
of ship when I was married, when I was when I was married,
I thought about that. No, I didn't think about that when I was
married. I've been thinking about that recently as I was when I was married.
Like, damn, she had three kids for me. That's crazy talk.
I don't like, I mean, I took me to this point.
I'm like, I'm looking at my grown children, like damn, she did
this three times, actually four because we lost one. Sorry to hear that,
Like damn, that's some ultimate love. Like we was in love.
Because I was talking to somebody else about it, like damn, you love
that nigga at one point because you had some kids with that nigga. She
was like, it's crazy, right, And we had it was like it
was it was a funny conversation and then kept it going and kept it going
like let's let's run it back and celebrated that ship. We did it again,
yay, Because I mean, you got somewhere it's like it's it's real
simple, and then you've got something that's like you know what I'm saying.
It was all waiting for me to jump on me and my answer, but
fuck y'all. Well, it's just this guy. You know, his wife
sacrificed a lot for him and now he wants to know if he should consider
her a hero or not. Dear Leanna Zach. So, I can't get
into detail because this case is still open and pending. But to make a
long story short, I got into some legal trouble and was facing some real
time. I can't get into the details, but I was gonna have to
sit down for a long time. So I got a lawyer and he was
preparing me to take a plea deal. Well, the way things turned out,
my wife knew the judge. They used to go to high school together,
and she said she would call him and see what she could do.
I can't believe I'm telling y'all this, but my wife slept with the judge
and now I won't have to go to jail, and he's just giving me
probation. When I asked my wife about it, she said she she did
what she had to do to keep me free and not to bring it up
anymore, but it's really bothered me. I can't take it. Is she
a hero or a hero to the ultimate l in the name of love?
Will sit your goddamn ass down. You took the fuck up. You feel
the way niggau in jail, Hey listen, because he said he was gonna
have to sit, so he's doing at least ten upstate. And the way
he looked at somebody would have wanted to love him and he was just reading
something. It but you know, and and it's funny because it's like the
comments, the comments were split, so you had a lot of a lot
of guys was like, Nigga, what did you fucking complaining about? Nigga?
Either she was getting sucked her. You were exactly like that legal system
is. But then you had one and was like, you know, I'd
appreciate her whatever, but like I had to, like I would divorce her,
like I couldn't be with her after So you you out free to be
able to go divorce somebody divorce in jail or also, and all she gotta
do is go back to jail. Hey fuck that nigga. I'm like,
hey, new evidence, new evidence, right, send them pictures. She
sacrificed for him, and that's cool. Must appreciate it. Are we like,
are we like invalidating how he might feel? Like you know, at
the end of the day, he asked her to do what she could do.
She did. And this nigga, and let's not forget the fact that
this nigga is into the position of going to prison something to the point where
you were going to do a lot of anybody. She saved your ass,
literally saved his ass. Relax, my guy, because otherwise he was gonna
have to relax and take a nice little breath when you know, and some
of them don't even want you to relax. They guys that she should call
the judge and get him back. The big fact, the only thing I
would have to say this, but but what she says, she said,
we talk about this again. We don't have to, but I'm gonna talk
to you all about it like it happened to me and ship. How does
she have such access to this motherfucker so quick? They went to school together.
That don't mean nothing. Can't come home sucking dick. You sound you
sound stupid, because if she didn't suck dick, you couldn't come home anyway.
That's the part I want you niggas to understand. If he's a public
was going to real buck pounding. Hey, we might be kissing bitches exactly
for free. Okay, there was no consequence. He on the radio talking
about it after she said, let's not talk about it because because now the
guy we saw he was reading like whoever, it was like a red kind
of ship. Yeah, but respect, then stop doing ship that can get
you five to life. He must say they want to ride or die until
it's time for her to rise some dick to keep you out of jail.
Look, he might have wanted to die after that. You know how easy
it would be on the flip side for me, I had to say it
was either her second or him sucking it because I'm telling because it sounds like
he had to go down for a minute. Like you know what, I
like, I don't want to have to live without him for this amount of
time. But whether they had kids or whatever the case, Like, I'm
gonna do whatever I gotta do to keep you at home. Why is she
telling him? Can we can we just like, okay, in the middle
of the street, let's make a real sharp left turn real quick. Why
y'all just throw rape on this man. Like the conversation just went around the
room for about five minutes, and everybody threw the fact that because that's the
number one reason I don't want to go to prison. Okay, one,
he was getting big down in the sound. Okay, here's here's the reason.
Here's the reason why we know he gonna get dear one. She spared
her food last husband from having to do the sucond. He better find some
chills, lovey. I'm as sided anyway. My bitch got a boyfriend.
Unfortunately I know where her lives be. Sometimes. Look, look, let
me tell you someone, let me tell you something. Let me tell you
because I just made this post. It might have been yesterday. I said,
it's funny to me how niggas feel like women can't go ninety days without
sex, And we actually got a bunch of toys, We got the rolls,
we got the twice as nice, we got all of this shit.
We don't need to use this raggedy ass nigga for his dick. We can
get by without fucking, especially because, honestly, in a lot of cases,
I'm not saying this all of them, but in a lot of cases,
this nut's better anyway doing it by myself. It's a true statement.
So we can't go without ninety days without fucking, even though we have toys.
But your homeboys is going for five, ten, fifteen years, and
y'all think that they ain't in there getting some nuts off. Why did she
tell them though? Why can't she just be like, hey, I made
it, I made it real. Because he trying to figure out why the
judge threw the whole case out that or that or but that end, It's
like, maybe she just wanted to be transparent about it because I don't want
to hold secrets from you. But at the same time, this the only
time we talking about this shit. I don't even want to talk about it
no more. Look, got caught with five bricks and then it's like and
then saying it like that, saying like I don't want to talk about it
no more. It don't even it don't sound like it was somebody who was
you know, like it was probably the nigga who was like on her ass
and like you know back when she was running track and fit and ship for
no reason. It's a fat nigga that breathed hard with a fat tongue.
Was it was you know that? Or that? Or remember the scene from
Waiting to Exhill when she was fucking window big gass. It was one of
them situations. This nigga definitely has suspenders on the socks. I don't know
or the other nigga. It was a popular name for that age demographic two
when he was he was the North. That's just, you know, that's
just does it seem like it's common the type of niggas you have to pick
from back in the day. Yeah, that's the wow ship you got.
You got these so called thugs and so much, but they don't question why
they niggas keep going back for long stints of times. Niggas keep going back
locked up. I wouldn't ask no questions. I would just be like,
hey, appreciate baby for real, Like, don't whatever whatever you did,
you saved my ass. I am so glad. I'm out of sight,
out of mind kind of a dude because I just got caught with ten bricks.
That's like asking a body count. And I'm actually able to be home
because she did a little strange thing for some change for my ass. Not
talking no more about this, baby, Just go to Red Lobster right now.
But you may get them kill you ship. I almost died in there,
so we take that chance for you and then for me to be like,
bro, I don't never want to talk about this it again. Like
that means that I don't even want to think about it. Bro, I'm
not even gonna hold it over your head. No, I don't want to
talk about it. You want me to pay for your therapy, just let
me know when you're ready. Can you load the dishwasher? I'm playing a
game with the boys. Oh but when I saved Joe ass from getting fun.
But that's what I'm saying. She said, you want to talk about
some more, so she ain't gonna pull that out until she really need to.
So she ain't gonna. That's what I'm saying. That's how much she
like. She don't want to like. I don't want to talk about this
some more like you got to stop selling drugs. I had to do what
I had to do. But whatever, that's the only think. Either killed
a nigga or he wouldn't have got off for killing the nigga. It was
drugs, a long time drug yo kidnapping. White woe man. Your wife
turned her plussy into a get out of jail free card, and you were
being ungrateful, ungrateful talking about I don't know, like a truck said,
the fuck up? You probably just cheated on her three weeks ago. Fuck
is feelings? You free my man? You know he's on lifetime probation.
That's actually can be worse you smoking weed again forever forever ever? Whatever.
Hey, you don't have to go to real butt pound in jail. Shut
the fuck up? Okay, what is it? What are where in Chicago?
Where you go? Everything in Chicago is real butt pound in jail.
I know the couple. I passed a couple on fifty seven County jail within
the prison. What's the prison? I forgot the prison? I don't know
I know Keanna who just did a whole episode with her son. He was
in one of them jails and Illinois. Yeah, they got one of his
high high security. Yeah, he was in the high They said they had
that nigga out in the actual field, like he's literally out farming as part
of the prison system. Talking about oh, John said, I went to
prison for twenty one months. When I got home. Guess what I asked
her about while I was gone. Nothing ain't none of my business. You
can't be asking her what she did when you was free twenty one months,
my nigga, twenty one months when I get out. Hey, you know
you know what was said on the Slick Talk of Scale show. I would
never forget this day. I was in here and it was like, it
ain't no time, like nigga. You know what's crazy, ain't no time.
You lose track of time after a while, I ain't no time.
They want one hour is long, It's too long. Niggas be talking like
jail time, ain't no time after that time. I hate being there at
work for eight hours and you're talking about look at look what it looked like
and writing twenty one months, he said, when you in there. It's
really not no, no, stop, no, no, here's my thing.
Here's my thing. Like when you are a person who you already don't
like, motherfucker's breathing down your neck and you really value your freedom, that's
what it is you don't like. Bro, I'm grown as fuck, and
you're telling me when I gotta lay down and go to bed, I gotta
eat. I'm not hungry, but you telling me it is breakfast time,
bitch. I'm trying to be sleep well. I just get done saying about
my kids being in the house because I I was so irritated because there was
a point in time, like it's six am. It's light song. You
gotta get up and make your fucking bed at six o'clock in the morning.
They don't care if you lay back in it. But you can't be under
the covers and all of this ship. Like, Bro, it's cold in
here in bed right, Like who the fuck cares like it? Just like
like like little ship like that. Or it's like when I'm at home and
the BET Awards is on the ship, I can go in. I can
watch my fucking ship, but here I gotta fucking trade twinkies and ship or
because it ain't my TV day, So I gotta trade with the white bitch
who was gonna watch Lifetime all day and trade my TV day because the BET
Awards is coming on and I want to watch this ship and BT Awards up.
Yeah. So now so now you automatically know because it's like, all
right, I know what's up because now all of the black people is in
the TV room and shit, and all the white bitches isn't there playing ping
pong like this is really how it was going and shit. So it's like
not being able to do things how I wanted to do them, like that
ship isn't. I don't like to be dictated you have to hang out with
people based on color because it ain't safe. It's wild. But it's really
funny because it's like, dude, I don't like to get up early.
Everybody knows, and everybody knows I do not like light. I like to
be in the fucking dark. So when I tell you, like, cook
County was the best place ever for me because you can go in your own
little pie and not be bothered. I would have to go out for them
to do counting shit, and then of course you got the little crackaby.
It's like, hey, you gonna eat your sandwich, get it, bro,
Well they not gonna give it to me. You go have to go
get it from the coo. So then you gotta go over here get your
lunch and shit, just to pass it off and then go back and your
little little corner and shit. Yeah, because now in there, they didn't
bother you. I had a little booking there. I had a little toilet
next to my ship. There's is more isolated. I could fuck with that.
But when you in like the Federal shit, everybody is bunched up together
and shit like y'all got bunk beds, and it's like it's like a fucking
army. That's hall. I would, yeah, I would. And again
they make you get up at a certain time to have you have to have
your bed made. So it's just it's a lot, and like, no,
I don't like to be told what the fuck to do. The concept
of jail is niggas be wanting to go back and forth because they boyfriends are
in there. Bro, you gotta share. You gotta share a fucking small
box with a niggas. You don't know. He could be crazy, he
could be any fucking that he could just have a chronic masturbation problem. And
you start getting here with this nigga, and you know what's crazy, it's
many of you niggas who have been back and forth to jail and having to
write letters. I'm surprised you're stupid and still don't know how to spell shit.
You had to write too much for that and they still don't know how
to write sitting in jail, right, thank you, of course, said
niggas be having niggas in there. But yes, we have bumps for niggas.
You writing a letter every day for ten years? Wrong? Ain't nobody
correcting me? Hell ship you coming out just as dumb as you did.
Kayla said, I don't even like visiting people in jail because visitors gotta follow
rules to do what have people in the camera and shit, never the fuck
again? Yeah? Like so now it's like it's fucking eighty to greens outside
and I gotta come in with a fucking twilled jogging suit on because I can't
have my titties out because niggas in her orny twill bro like a potato.
A potato that's diabolic, I think, I said, nipple, I think
I see yeah, like that that's wild ship. It's locked down. Then
it's like I'm hungry, but I need an escort to go to the vending
machine to make sure that I don't have contraband and ship bringing it back in
the eminem to the table like it's just a lot brove machine working on slips.
Yeah, Sort said, no for real, got to wear the usher
cover up to get past security. Man. I was. We was in
jail for about five hours and I was like, get me the funk out
of here. Likeas there, bofing was very minimal. Bro It's wow,
I was anything boofed. Kayla said, I stayed in trouble for cleavers.
The men CEOs never cared. They like a little cleaves too. Did you
imagine that time? Was that? John said, damn, y'all have veno
machines. But oh hell now, well, why do you know? I
watched TV and that don't be on my TV. Somebody somebody told me to
watch Unlocked on Netflix, and I watched it because it's like a it's an
experiment where the uh, the the facilitator of the of the prison tried to
have them not have CEOs and then have them kind of live amongst themselves.
So it was chaos. It was chaos. I couldn't but I only watched
like two episodes, like I hate the ship. This niggas does a fuck
like they just dumbing the motherfucker because they know they they start fighting and bringing
in the hoots and ship. You know, they just they didn't understand the
freedom was actually what they were getting because he was trying to show them that
you don't have to have a bunch of correctional officers showing you what's do like
what you're saying, and I guess at the end they actually got it.
But I can't watch it. I can't watch prison Ship like I watch it
like I don't want to ever live this life. It's frustrated. We're getting
triggered. Well, no, this is mad, like you even in here
for doing stupid ship and you're in here doing stupid ship like it's like a
cycle that are actually stupid, not guilty. I mean, that's a whole
another conversation. I ain't never been there, taking me to the psyche world
because I'm playing crazy as being the mag you don't have an anxiety attack.
Okay, as a person who's been in this in the Psyche War. That
ship ain't no better, broke no better because one because one you are surrounded
by people with mental health issues and they don't understand boundaries. So there was
this bit shoes to follow me around with you? You know how? Up
which one? Wait, butt head was the blond right butt head? The
blind? Yeah? Okay, bea shirt on the corner. Hold it's not.
And like so I so I have a roommate in the crazy house.
This is when I'm out at Rogers. Now I have a roommate in the
crazy house. So I'm asleep, and you know how, you can feel
a motherfucker just staring standing over you. So I cracked that one aisle open,
just sitting here this here like over head, just like you don't get
from like now now now crazy house, good lords us. I give him
that. Give him that. So even in the background, I can see
that's her you. It wasn't even looking. Are you sleeping? Bruh?
Get the fuck from over my pack? See yo yo, let me you
are absolutely correct. I'm like, bro I'm in here on a seventy two
hour hold from pills, and you got me in here with the motherfucker who
in here locking scissors and ship, like I feel like they do that purpose
fucker's in here playing crazy and put you in real life crazy. Bet your
hands don't want to come back. Now you're gonna play right over there.
Put it r They got it. They got a lot of rules in there
too. And the worst part is like when they make you do group ship
with the psychos right guard guard. So now so now you in here and
you're sitting in the circle and ship and you got motherfuckers and the one bitch
that's facilitating the crazy meeting and ship. Gotta tell this one bitch quit biting
her toenails and ship the group like in the so you just stop gonna take
your shoes off. We got a special needs lady that work with me at
work. He who she don't she don't respect the handphone bound Like even if
I'm not listening to nothing, I put my handphones in because I feel like
it's an indicator that don't talk, don't talk to me, don't talk to
me. And I'll be sitting there and I'm looking at my phone before I
start, and she just hate to walk and like you, I say hi,
hopefully just you know, going bautch your business. Did she sit down?
And who can't believes the work. It's so funny because I just watched
the video today, right, and it was a lady speaking to her grandma.
She said good morning, and then the grandma like she watching the tablet,
the grandma in the little you know, like the little so unfortunate shiit.
So she's on like the little couch and shit outside and she tells her
grandma good morning. Her grandma says good morning back, and she was like
man, the weather something, and she said, look me saying good morning,
don't mean talk to me like man. And this is a white lady,
was cra I'm like, bro for real, like you didn't say we
was gonna have no conversation, salgutations and beat it. I was sitting here.
You walked in the room, good morning or hello cool? Go the
fuck away, Like I don't care about whatever your issues is this morning.
I don't care. I got my awn life problems to worry about. I
forgot to charge my fucking air pods last night, so now these shit's gonna
die. I don't have nothing to listen to, no funck how you feel
right now? What about me? Yeah? But I would take money for
lunch. What about me being in a psych ward is is not any better?
Because if anything, the rules that you think that you don't want to
deal with in prison, like they're even more strict than a psych war because
they think we're gonna hurt ourselves. Yeah, Gordon said, listen, I'd
be randomly yelling unhand me now, keeping everybody head on the swivel because I'm
scared the field code three thousands go crazy in there. I have to visit
a couple of folks in the mental health conflict, yell, unhand me,
I'll leave her alone because who got her? Nobody touched going to any facility
where they be like going to any facility, whether it is prison or it
is a fucking psych war where they were like, you know what, we
don't trust you to have shoelaces. What kind of ship is this? We
don't trust y'all. Y'all try to kill y'all. I don't know how this
conversation make me want to go back to that damn which post you put up.
It's funny to me every single time. Yeah, but I yeah,
I just I can't do it because I am a person who likes to do
things on my own time, especially sleep. I don't like to be on
anybody else's schedule but my own, so you can't. But how many motherfuckers
are around you disrupting it just because you sleepy? Everybody else ain't sleepy.
It don't matter if they talking to you, but if it's not quiet hours,
they can do what the fuck they want to do. Leave me,
get out. Hey wan, you a bad bitch, said, I'm gonna
figure out who the head bitch and charge is, then I'm gonna be up
under her for safety. He's got him got She looked, she trying to
survive. Just don't be in there washing panting, said Calan didn't turn it
to her. Mini y'all going around collecting commissary payments and ship tell about the
gunline. Bout see here a campaign. We won't got no fence. What
we have is the gun line. I was at campaign. We ain't had
no fences. It was it was like oranges to do black like the inmates
and ship drove us around the ship. So when my fucking cervix was gonna
fall out, they had to drive me. I had to have surgery and
all that. I had to do all that ship while I was in there,
so fucking inmate drove me back and forth for ship. I can't do
it, but yeah I do. That would look all that to say,
nigga need to be to be happy. He would all that ship hey bad.
And then I think the worst part about going to jail is you gaining
weight off food you don't even like, Like, Bro, I'm getting fat
and this ship ain't even good being a fat nigga. I don't know how
this dude popped up all night because all social media apps started looking like so
YouTube got fucking reels, but they call them shorts. So it's this dude,
who'll be like making these prison meals. It'd be making some exquisite how
would be like? This was this what they served y'all in jail? The
shrimp like Bro took like a pack of rhyme and some hot water, some
sauce and like, and the dos and the hot water left that ship cooke
for like ten minutes. I'm like, yo, what the this' is a
microwave? Hey? Them nigga was just frying chicken. I saw that with
a iron. I never looked fired. Didn't it crispy? In a bit.
There were things that I never thought that I would see being cooked in
a microwave in fucking prison like there was. There was this big bitch named
Della. She worked in and she was light skinned, and she used to
sit her big wide ass. So this is the table, right, light
skin chip, This is the table. It's a microwave here, and it's
a microwave here. They have two microwaves, so you know you're not just
waiting on one person. She would sit her big ass right smack in the
middle, and she might be cooking meating this one and then boiling noodles in
this one. The ship make a spaghetti and shit like she used to.
She used to actually cook shit because she used to steal the ingredients from the
fucking kitchen like the and she used the season and ship because she was had
the season and the ship. She was monopolizing the whole all the shit.
H Courtney said, Uh, they be making birthday cakes with honey buns and
all kinds of stuff. Yeah, so they used they was in there making
which one is it? Is it hoo your moonshine? Which the one of
you burping in the okay hoos? So they so they had that ship on
the window sill and our little So there were different areas, right, you
had basically it was like this biass hallway that motherfucker's pretty much living in.
But then you had, like there were actual rooms. So if you had
the room like y'all had like a closing door and everything, and it was
like three bunk beds in there, so it was six to a room.
There's three different bunk beds, or you had the ones where you were actually
like y'all have seen like the military shit right where it's like a big long
hallway with all the beds and shit, and then you had bunk beds that
way. Everybody's goal was like they wanted to be able to get into like
an actual like into a room. Well it was it wasn't sales in there
because they you have more privacy. It's cooler being with five roommates versus you
got a whole hallway full of bitches that you gotta deal with. So it
was cool because I'm a very lovable person, you know, outside of the
first initial like bitch that thought she was gonna punk me into buying her commissary.
Everybody else was cool. But there was this older lady in there,
and I just I adored her so much. She was in there because she
got hit with a conspiracy charge because her her grandson was dealing drugs and shit
and he was making calls off of her phone, and she was a she
was an older, older lady like, and so she's in here now for
a conspiracy charge because of her fucking grandson. So he must have been making
big, big deals there, damn. But she actually she made me a
cheese because I was in there on my birthday, so she made me a
cheeseca. I don't even like cheesecake. I fucked that cheesecake cup just because
it was a thought. They made it in a mop bucket. They don't
like just you know, poorty ingredients in the mop bucket, just bare ass.
But it's like they got this big, this big plastic you know what
I'm saying. The nigga made them mcflurry. I saw that. I was
like that ship. Look it looked better than McDonald ship. Like this looked
like how they wanted to look. I'm just Kayla said, I've seen the
video where they were creating make up out of items. Yep, they were
making the making lipstick and ship they was they was actually they were melting down
jolly ranchers and forming them into like dial those and then they cover them with
like loves and ship, so they was making like glass dip of those.
Cher Prodigy prodigy from Mob Deep has a cookbook, a prison cookbook. Ye,
this man called them dorms and sweets had to do it. So the
dorms themselves were the buildings. So we had like there was dorm A,
and there was dorm B. So A they had their own little separate protocols
and all of their residents in there, and then I was in B.
But yeah, uh, she said lipstick and eyes shadow using he'll be stayed
forever kool aid. Right, you said, bit, you ate some mop
bucket cheesecake. I sure did. They lined it with this, uh for
a clean plastic bag so that it's not touching any of the you know,
the actual plastic and ship. They mixed that ship up and however they get
it to form and mold and ship, and they sung me Happy Birthday.
They had bought me a little birthday cards and ship off of commisary and stuff.
Accordney says, sending Granny to jail is insane if you don't tell them
this your ship. I'm trying to get back to mister Robert Dick. Damn
granny. Hope she out. I hope she alive. You know what,
because this was no because this was fucking we're in what twenty twenty four,
This was like eighteen years ago. But she was. She was. She
was just the sweetest, sweetest person, sweetest person. Somebody else she was.
She was said she was sent to ten years for conspiracy. Damn for
conspiracy. He was moving, moving weight. I can't imagine she really knew
what dog was she She had to have known to get ten years. They
must approved that she if she doing fair times they know, because fans don't
come get you until they know she was benefiting off something, and and the
house was something. It's gotta be like, you ain't no, ain't no
way, you ain't no. Maybe she didn't what I'm saying. You see
your grandson once every three fucking weeks, but when he coming, he's dropping
off money to pay a bill, you don't know what the fuck your grandson
is. And she's white. You just know he got some money. Okay,
that's why she's black and she was white. No, I would have
they would have believed that she didn't know. You know, it's very rare
that the white women in their head teeth, what the fun It was very
one of them. Her name, I'll never hear. Her name was Kathy
Cook, but it was spelled k O c H. She was from here.
Yeah, no she did. Cotty said ten grandson, I got dementia.
John said prison is much cleaner than most people think. Actually, you
want to know what's funny. To John's point, John said, prison is
much cleaner than most people think. A lot of people in prison do not
play that ship. Like you don't sit on their motherfucking dead before you walk
into the little area you take your shoes off some ship. Like a lot
of people in prison, they are clean as fun They do not play that
ship. Yeah, it was definitely mess because a lot of the white women
that were in there were in there for pretty bad. It was definitely hey,
but you know, it's crazy cheap and affordable. The lover's quarrels were
what got me through because those used to be so entertaining. Yeah, like
the jealousy and ship when you find out that you're bitch fucking another bitch in
there. Oh man, that was That was the That was the man I
used to want to suck the guard. That's the name of our new shutter
will be starting. It was one of all the chicks used to throw that
dodge though. Mm hmm cheesecake. Damn, just give me the cheer,
y'all. Looking at it from an outside of prison perspective, that's why.
Yeah, because like I said, like they they line it with the plastic
like and it ain't even just one because you know one can tear. Like
they were like double and triple line it to make sure that it was cool,
and then they would mix whatever. And then that's where we format that's
what it was. So they would put so they would line it with the
few bags of plastic or whatever, and then they would put like a bunch
of ice in there, and then it was like another plastic bag like over
the ice, and then they would do whatever. Because I think that's how
they got into form. Yeah. Yeah, I grit said sal Mace the
soul Mace. I would tune in every week. Sounds like another John said.
We used to cook him in liner bags too. Yeah, but it
was it was a lot of ship that you was just like, wow,
he listen, you you do not know resourceful until you get locked up.
Do you see the most cleverest ship you've eaten in prison? Like the niggas
are, they are mad resourceful. It's like you just you being locked up
with a bunch of motherfuckers that grew up watching mcgyver. Right, I want
to know what was the most like damn that ships fire and how about prison
lasagna? Yeah in a microwave? Uh not like she actually no, it
was an actual ground because I told you she was chasing it from the kitchen.
She worked it back in the kitchen. Oh no, no, certain
ship. She would like smuggle it. Like so, say we had something
in for lunch or dinner or whatever and they used like ground beefore say they
made us like burgers or some ship because not everything was pre made. Like
my very first day in there, we had the most bomb fucking fried chicken
nigga And I was like, this is how we're doing it in this pure
Now you see why niggas doing extra time. No, they'd be going to
fucking city and county. Shit, they wasn't eating like we was in I
was in the fits. We was eating eating pretty good, Like we actually
had brunch on Sundays like we legit had like that's what it was, actually
brunch, Like every Sunday was brunt. So we had like French toes and
eggs and like all of this kind of Oh my goodness. Ac cortney said,
that's why folks love having jobs in the joint Freedom. Yeah, because
I worked in the kitchen. I was assigned to the kitchen. But I'm
like, I get paid regardless. They only pay. They pay you like
seven cent if you do work in twelve if you do so, I just
I would play cards. I would sit there and play solitary. My entire
shift in the kitchen. I wouldn't work because y'all not fennaslave me. John
said. A baked potato. It was made with the crunched up pack of
chips and east potatoes smashed, smashed the chips and add hot water, add
meat and cheese whatever you got. They used to do that ship with like
uh, the so ramen noodles. They would have like the beef the beef
sticks, you know, like the slim gems and ship and like chop them
up and do like cheese and on their ship. I tell you what that
bad kool aid was the best fucking kool Aid ever, man, because it
was already had the sugar and shit mixed in there and for it to be
like white people formulated kool Aid, like white people amount of sugar. That
was the best fucking kool Aid ever. Man. I used to love the
ship out that kool Aid. It come in the bag, it was already
mixed. It was kool Aid brand. All you had to do was scoop
out the mount that you needed and add your water, and that ship was
fire. Yo. Right now, to apologize to tipsy bartender if I saw
that, I saw that looking mashed potatoes laid potato chips. Yeah, smashed
it up and made it. Is a tipsy bar tender just be doing ship.
Sometimes. Sometimes he'd be making some ships like yo, that's fine,
I would make that. But the other times he'd just be doing wild straight
porn. John said, texts them pay you shit because you get a good
time, Kayla said, my ex cleaning offices. Dude would be on them
desk phones calling all damn night. I hated he had that job. Yeah,
because even because even our commissary was different, like we had we had
out these little sheets that we would fill out right, and we had shopping
days. So like for us, our shopping day was every Tuesday. So
we had these big agg you know them netted like them laundry bags. We
basically we had those. So we would go. We would fill out our
sheet, stand in line. Our prison ID was basically like our little debit
card in there, so whatever money that was on our commissary, we would
get them our list. You would see them in the back like shopping and
grabbing the shit like in the little warehouse thing or whatever. And then they
would come and they literally had a registered shit and they're swiping it like you
and fucking Kroger or some shit. So you hear the shit gonna beep beep,
bet and then when you get your little total, you hit him your
ID. They swiped that ship. And you used to at bagging your ship.
Like we had six packs of sodas and shit. So I used to
have to have multiple bags because I was killing sprites and shit, so I
got one bag. I used to have somebody, like I used to pay
somebody to help me carry all my shit back to the dorms because I used
to have so much shit. But it got it got to a point where
like my mom was depositing so much money for me. They started watching shit
and I had to tell her, like, you got to slow up on
you know, because they're looking at my account down. Shit. No,
I was in federal prison. You know. We just completely threw like an
hour worth of the show because we said we didn't want to go to jail.
Yeah, hey, don't drink that kool aid. That's said Jim Jones.
Kool aid. Nah, whatever the ship is to make your man ship
go down. And Kurt said, I hate to chill buddy. He would
call. I was so tired of asking what he did today because it was
the same ship and him complaining about working he did today, and he's you
said, that's an innovative, fucking dying bottle. What you do today?
What do you think this nigga did? But it depends because hey, some
jil something depending on where depending on depending on where you are. Some some
fair facilities got swimming to you, some got a skating rinking that motherfucker,
Like, it really depends on where you at. It really depends on where
you at. But if you know where I feel like conversation. If I've
called you every fucking day, pretty sure what I did did not change.
Maybe I decided that I was gonna take a swimming today because I was off.
Maybe to that was my day. Maybe I had a good day.
Maybe I chased some butterflies I wouldn't fucking up. Maybe I went to the
reck yard. Maybe I was in the library read a book and it's funny,
though of course it ain't nothing else to talk about. Like I'm sitting
brown sewing on the call, feeling bad for endowing myself. Me taking a
call while you at the bar is crazy. I remember, I was a
lemon drop. I ain't doing nothing, I remember I was. I remember
I was so heartbroken because I had plans I was getting out on a Wednesday,
and I already knew that we was partying on Thursday. Why because the
jungle used to crack on Thursdays, only for me to get a letter from
Zendrea non spelling ass of all people letting me know that the jungle was fucking
closed. So it closed down while I was in there. I had my
whole little wocome home ship planned out. Oh I was so sad. I
was so I was, but ass her, how long was you there?
How long was you there? I thought the jump go by I'm talking about
and two months or two months. Your story is extensive for two months,
so imagine twenty one month. Look at her face. You believe in that
fuck that had that canceled slander not been heavy. I let you rock because
you're sitting there believing that she did was in jail for too. I don't
know how long she was in. That's I'm asking she was, Hey,
did you think you think you could do all these stories you tell you?
Then you can fill all that two months. That's the hell of a jail
run. Two months? How long? How long was she? Nick?
Somebody tell me how long she was there? Music loudest fun. I used
to run out to take his calls, and he could only call at certain
times due to having a job. The table, ship was clutched. I
used to be like, they go black me for saying freaking ship. Hey,
you know that that's the fucked up ship. Like you can't you can't
talk like you know because you know that motherfuckers is listening and ship. And
then it's like, what if the motherfuckers that's listening to the jail cause it's
really just back there, Like she says that again, and then it's like
and then and then it's like what if what if you got beef with this
particular c O right and he come out with you like, yeah, was
wearing that bread last night? Get choice beef? You get choice? Ask
nikked, Hey, so when y'all was holding y'all man down, Like how
long did it last? Like when they got out with y'all ship like got
in there on the phone, it was already over. She was moving on,
But how does that transition happen when they get home? It's like,
hey, you know what it is? Miss? Miss was taking these causes
curts, you know, just being nice because you got locked up. No,
So like and here's the thing, like I put a block on the
phone, Evet, who two more years? I haven't been. I haven't
dated anyone that was like like locked up and yeah, like I haven't had
that issue. I've had like friends who gone so you know, like I
was like talking to them or like writing him letters and stuff. But I've
never dated a guy who got locked up. Outside. Oh, my hose
was running wild. My hose was running wild. Niggas was running up,
running fucking wild. And one of the niggas was dumb, so he fucking
he wrote his address want so the letters kept getting returned and then I called.
He was like, I said, dude, why the He was like,
no, it's such as. I said, that's not what you said.
He's I guess it is. That's how the kids, that's how the
kids used the right. When I was teaching the DT, they were right
there the address down like nineteen thirty five North nineteenth and Berlin like niggas.
The nineteenth street was a Berlin. Brita said, I'm not a holder downer.
I told my bdps won't take up the Courtney said he was a fling
not My man just made sure his books were straighted. Okay, now that
was one thing cool there hold fling down. Okay, that's even nuts crazy
and just slapping one. That's one thing on just you. Hey, I
don't need you. I just need you to keep some you hold your sneaky
link down while you doing too. I need some money on the books,
so I need niggas. It was niggas that was literally going by mom's crib
dropping money off to put on my books. So it was just they was
buying re pampers and ship making sure she was good, So they don't do
it. I just said it was crazy. I went on. I went
on tour before I turned myself in though I definitely went on tour. He
hey, and it's funny because the very like the main parton who I really
liked that at that time, like we ended up like we was at the
cibers and ship before I went and we had tried that fucking uh that that
you know, the little package of like the little motion lotion and ship,
but the ship that heats up and we didn't know that, like it gets
hot hot when I tell you it was like a cartoon, you know how
when the cartoons be running and ship and they the ass. That's how I
felt. Jumping in that motherfucker Jacuzzie brother was hot. But to that ship
was funny. So so the insider with me and Wine with that song is
one of my cousins. He used to what the fuck happened to stream yard?
Right? What is that? What did it do? It pounced out?
Oh, you just clicked the button out. I didn't click anything,
you just flipped out. So our cousin he had a dream that Coolio just
popped up in his bedroom singing that song. And his his head was spinning
around as he was singing it. So whenever we hear that, we always
think about Bro dream dreaming the coolio Bro. Bro, Is he sure it
was coolio? Not ol d B? He was a big Oh no,
he probably like twice on one side changed. Oh that's why it's not Okay,
that's on you, that's your bill. Okay, what's going on?
Like that must be there some frozen frozen the activity because he was in my
way, Bro, and I was trying to get to the bottom, so
uh didn't meet me? Roll down the hill running from butterflies. Yeah,
that's what we're talking about. So my cousin who is bigger than one.
We were at the top of a hill. It was a grassy hill and
y'all know, I'm terrified the butterflies. Wooden butterflies love fucking grass and it
was like tall grass. So it was like butterflies flying and shit. And
I'm grabbing the back of his shirt and like putting my face into his shirt
and like trying to push him, like go, I'm gonna go. But
it's a hill. It's a hill, and his momentum I built it up
a little bit too much. Because I was behind him pushing, and all
of a sudden it was like, well he did, I let it go.
And y'all remember grown ups, when David Spade was in a tire.
It was like that, and he rolled all the way down this hill and
then you have you have grass that's spot as tall as this fucking tape.
But where he landed it looked like it was like freshly mold. Oh he
was so mad at me. He has sticks and stick uh. I didn't
try to bro, he just wasn't moving fast enough. I was freaking out.
Hey, Courtney said, any flint I deal. We better know his
teamwork. Take your other holes too, because I ain't got it. Boss,
We're homegirl. Make sure she got your comments. Heary next week.
But so y'all know that the theme of earlier was kind of like how we
were talking about how like, you know, women don't feel safe, and
we talked about like the whole you know, like the bear thing. There
are a lot of guys who are not well with handling rejection. We've seen
this a lot of times. Tone gonna have to pull this this next stuff
because it's it's photos. But so there was one of my Facebook friend we
actually we actually know her, but she posted in box from a guy on
Facebook, you know, shooting and shot at her, and she basically,
you know, she declined or whatever, like you know, no, you're
like that. He's asking like, do you smoke? What can I get
to know you whatever? She's like, no, you're kind of like you
already kind of get on my nerves because you're not You're not hearing me at
this point. So he said, you know, fuck it, you're lost,
not your lost, you're lost. Don't go put the other pictures up
on the screen, that one first, and then we go to this one
and then this one yep, well to make sure it was the daughter yep.
So so this is how it started. H Are you able to make
it bigger? No? She did not. Now hey, John said,
I know him. He undiagnosed remedia, undiagnosed with media. That's the new
John, shout out to you because that is the new episode name tonight,
Undiagnosed take over. What was the dumb jump found it? Yes, Undiagnosed
Remedia is the new episode named Tonight. Shout out to John for that because
it really does just embody everything we talked about, so perfect it's yeah.
So so he writes her and he's like, you're cute as fuck. No
bullshit. She says, thanks. He was like, let me take you
out. Sometimes you smoke. She's like, hm, I don't know about
that. He like why, she said, I don't know you? He
said, l O L. So I'm trying to change that. She said,
slow down. You don't even know if I'm interested. Can we talk
on the phone and see what happens? She said, no, you already
on my nerves. He says, damn fuck it. You're lost as an
lost. So then he spends the block and says you ready to try again?
So then she blocks them. Bro, that wasn't even like a couple
of hours later, Like you know what's crazy? I know his name is
Turk because he used to be with them Limberg niggas. Because I used to
deal with a guy named Treil and it was a bunch of but it was
like me and my cousins and shit, and he was the one nobody wanted.
So this next shit is what's about to blow me? When I posted
so then so like I commented on her post, so you can put myne
up. What's going on? It's not changing hold on, it didn't turn
over, that's the right one. Yeah. And it's so funny because with
the number of us and the number of them, instead of somebody at fucking
with him, one of the ones who I used to fuck with, one
of my group members went behind me to start fucking with him, like damn,
so you just whatever. But I said, it's lost anyway that that
would have made me block them, because it does that annoys me. It's
just like when niggas write me and say I want you. Yeah. So
so Kiki comment and she was like, these niggas got too much confidence,
not enough education. Funny thing is I didn't even comment anymore after that.
I just said what I said, like, it's lost anyway. That would
have made me block them because it literally would have. So one of his
homeboys comments like, actually, it's lost. Why would he say fuck at
your loss? Because that's what it is. That's the correct word that you
would use. So Terry comes in, She's like, you for real,
it's actually lost. It's your loss, not lost. So he responds again
and says it might be I'm slow a little bit. She like, don't
tell nobody else that respect. So then somebody else comes in and he likes
so you want to block him because you don't know proper grammar. Grammar,
that's crack. Where's the Z? You know? People used to say,
Craig, let's go to the part where everybody still this word and trying to
correct me, like I'm the dummy, Like I'm the idiot and I don't
know what I'm talking about. You got called back to the post business have
way too much on the rotation. But is an example of how when when
you have any type of you know, relationship with people where they feel like
you might be popular, they feel like you might have a couple of bucks
or whatever, they can don't bullsh it because we all know that had this
has been just a random Facebook nigga that nobody really knew of her. Remember
the nigga Charles, the one who Jamal used always homebody wanted to face the
slow dude who used to work in Walmart. We'll bring him up, but
uh oh, Cordion said, uh them same people struggle with sell and sell.
Yeah. So but I'm I'm like, no, I don't want to
block him because I don't know proper grammar. I want to block him because
that's not the right word lost is a fucking nown That is the word that
you would use. That's just like you wouldn't say I'm sorry for your lost.
But a lot of people seem to struggle with that because whenever somebody fucking
died, that's what I see on goddamn Facebook. I'm sorry for your loss?
What lost? Keys? What is it? Loss of income? And
even that's so so then is in the casket right there. So to day,
I end up. I had some people that were writing me about toys,
and then I ended up saying, you know, like the little message
request, so I ended up opening you can put up the next one.
The next one is him. Now this is his message to me. Oh
yeah, bitch, you don't know me, so don't speaking like you do.
I got enough money to make you in that bitch, Kiki Banks fucking
suck all night. Now you whole share that broke assholest, What sir did
you share that? Did you? He told you to share it because that
is what he wrote, and I'm pretty sure that's how his remedial ass said
it. No, because he didn't spell it like a normal person. He
didn't use any punctuations. In my teaching, days that would use this as
a as a quick right in the beginning of the class, like, all
right, edit this proper English stud I can't do it. It's impossible.
This is what. This is what prompted when this is what when I said,
like, I think ass and money make people forget that they look like
a foot, because no matter how much money you have, there is no
way in hell that I would ever It's actually, you know what Kiki posts,
damn Near started a fucking member the the MTV ship? Did he get
me to? No? What was that ship? The true life or whatever?
The damn near started one of those true life This niggas harassing me in
my inbox because everybody had a story and ship and I didn't even know about
that yet. I didn't even know about my inbox yet. But but it's
it. It's just funny because you have enough money to where you feel like,
oh, well, I can make y'all do this. Well, how
about you use it to buy a book your medial bitch, niggas be having
so much money. But Key said that when she when she made that comment
on her post, it was so true. Niggas gotch got enough education,
So don't you got all this money, how about you use it for some
fucking college tuition. I got enough money to make reckless in their inbox because
this can't be me. Maybe if you said, I don't want this to
be wom if you speak it like it's really supposed to be, your red
might sound better. Though I thought it was twenty four bitch. You don't
you know me, so don't speaking like you do most people in life.
I got enough money, and that bitch keeping all this money, you like
trying to talk to it. Now you know how many? But it was
how It wasn't that he was talking. It was because she just like that
cat said take his pig down. He got dark ass energy you can see
and feel it. Laughing but very serious. He actually kind of do what
is? What is? What's really funny is a lot of people like if
they see it or share it or tell them or whatever, they're gonna be.
Oh man, she laying for sharing it. I don't give a fuck.
Your homeboy's laying for jumping in my inbox talking up. I have ten's
in the vagina. Who does he think he is scaring? It? Ain't
nobody over here, because like I said, he you don't know me.
I actually I do, because back when we used to kick it around your
crew, you were the one that none of us wanted, so damn he
was. He was that one who was like, hey, y'all got somebody
from my guy, and it's like, no, yo, it'd be five
extra bitches. Now we don't got nobody every all, we don't. We
don't got anybody. You're telling me my guy couldn't even get fine too,
like like like each of my girls is fucking one of your guys. But
you're the one in the group not getting pussy from any of us. You
were that guy. You having a couple of dollars now doesn't change that that
guy. There's a whole and the crazy part about it, and the craziest
part about it is like back then, like one of my cousins she owned
it, so it ain't but one of my cousins she was the Oh yo,
we wasn't even fucking with you, nigga when v HO of the group
don't funk because listen, I don't know I've talked about it. I don't
know if we've talked about it here on the pot, but it was one
day because we used to all like one of my cousins she used to live
in West Line. All of us were basically yeah, so and it wasn't
even her car. That's the crazy part. So imagine Mimi is driving cousin
A's car, right, but the city knows that Cousin B is always in
this car as well. So I'm minding my business driving up find a lot.
I get to the lights at sixty if A finding that, and niggas
is yelling at me. Can they get their dick suck because they thought that
I was Cousin B. So when the window comes, but I mean they
apologize once they realized I wasn't hert but it was just because they saw the
car. But it was like, this is the cousin that she didn't even
give you no pussy, nigga because it worked, It worked with the world
because it was successful. Successful one as the imagine telling your home, Oh
sh that's the white car, that's girl, that's girl, let's pull up.
But let me tell you, Let me tell you, let me tell
cauld. Y'all know we don't shameholds around here, but let me tell you
something that she she she was a hope, but she wasn't no selfish hope.
She wasn't just holding for herself like she a hope for the crew and
ship, like she made sure all of us was good with the money she
would get. So she was so she yeah, like she she wasn't like
that, Like it wasn't just she was giving back. Yeah, the community.
She was taking care of the fam. But no problem that was that
was the mother hen she was you know, that's terrible. She was turning
this mask around, but she was making sure he was good. She was
leaving with a wet ass and sharing the money with Yeah. So to be
like you don't know me, it's funny because I actually do. And then
to know you asked the guy who wasn't getting played out of your group with
my group. So yeah, that whole little sentence everything was spelled right,
but it was all it was all correct. It was juxtaposing, like you
had to actually shuffle some ship around and assume some other ship. But it's
like when people are like that and they write that, it's like, Okay,
are you are you trying to like, do you know that there's another
version of no, like a N O W or are you just trying to
Shorten did a whole spell check. It came back clean. You niggas gotta
start doing grammar spell family even do that. So that's the whole paragram.
I got a soul train board. Want to make sense, not just all
right, I'm just gonna say hey. Then they just turn around and hey,
hey, then you see that the whole twelve is version of that ship.
It was forever to finish what you wrote like this. This is what
I got from that. Like, bro, you have so much money,
but you don't have a phone that is capable of throwing them little red lines
under everything. You can throw that A I A I make maybe sounds smart,
what is it saying? But and that that's actually that is one thing
that I can say that I hate that I hate about niggas. They automatically
feel like if they have any amount of money that they have a shot.
Kay said it's autocorrect, said, you know what? Fuck it? You
on your correct can't get to the point where it won't correct. Did you
mean no or no? Which one? A? I his disrespectful inboxes.
But this is the thing. There are a lot of people that are mad
because they're like, man, you know why you put bro out here like
that, and then he actually he made a follow up post talking about Kiki
like, uh, she hauld come up missing or some ship and it's like
it's but it's just it's niggas like that. And there were people who were
actually like, keep doning it, and she's like like, there's no reason
for you to be threatening and doing all this ship over. No fucking you
can spend it. You know what was the bitch ship was on? He
was on there like yeah, you know, I'll be missing up sometimes giggle,
giggle, and then going the inbox and be like, bitch, that
was ship, didn't he was he on there talking about yea, I'll be
sucking up some time. I don't know. I didn't. I didn't see
it. I didn't see the rest of it. I thought it was on
there like I got annoyed and I cut off and I got annoyed and cut
off their notifications because I kept I got tired of them dummies kept trying to
tell me that I was wrong about loss, and I'm like, I'm not
gonna keep entertaining. But one of the guys in there, he was like,
man, some of you bitches, we needed to get threatened because y'all,
I'm like, she didn't take anything that would have warrant to get threatened.
What the fuck are you talking about? Fucking weird those man niggas is
weird. So that's yeah, So that's kind of taking us like into our
next segment and shit as far as like when guys can't take rejection and they
get violent and shit, and it's like niggas act like they don't understand why
we handle certain things the way we do. Ask me for my number in
public, I just give it to him, honey, and then as soon
as he calls or he texts me, I block his number. A girl
literally just got stabbed for rejecting a guy, like come on, now what
And y'all don't take hints at all. We be trying to make up excuses
like we're in a rush, or I got a boyfriend. Hell, we
even use I got a baby, and y'all still don't care. Y'all still
aggressively pushed up on us. It's always we can't be friends, Like,
no, we can't. And then I see some men get on this app
and ask why do women do that? Why do we give our number to
a man? And then block them because baby, we are scared. Okay,
y'all cannot take rejection. Well, when a woman tells, you know
the first time about giving you her number, just take the hint and leave.
That's all you gotta do. It was a it was I think last
year it was a chick who got murdered by a dude who I was in
New York. But she was with her twin, wasn't she. It's something
like that. She was the one that got stabbed. But there was somebody
that got shot by a dude because she said no to giving him her number
outside of a grocery store or something along the lines of that. It was.
It was just wild. It was during that time frame when unstable men
in the relationship we're doing wild things to the women in their lives. Uh.
Court said, did you see the clip mutilation posts he put before I
grew up with him? Mm hmm, Nope, I didn't see that.
Jesus Kayler said, yep. I got a Google Voice number for this very
reason, And Court said, I have a Google Voice number for these purposes
because they yep for the longest because with Google Voice you have an opportunity to
you can either show the number that they're calling from or the habit ring and
it's like it's showing your Google Voice number on the screen. So I would
do that to where whenever I would see the Google Voice number pop up on
my screen, I knew not to answer it because that was somebody who I
was dodging. I remember one time, this is when Jens was still open.
Me and Petter's my babe, were gonna meet at Jeans. So obviously,
you know, like I lived closer, so I got there before he
did, so I text him let him know, you know, like I'm
here just waiting on you before you know, I get out and go in
or whatever. He's like, all right, no, I be there like
ten minutes. So I'm sitting there and this guy pulls up right on the
side of me and he's asking for my number on stuff. I'm like,
you know, I got a man, you know, he on his way.
That's you know who I'm waiting. Man, I don't give a fuck
about none of that. Man, give me your number for one four like
so here, I am like Google Voice number, and sure, shit,
phone start ringing and I'm like, now what if I didn't you know what
I'm saying like he's in his car and he like like, I don't know
if you got a gun in your hand, Like I don't know what's going
on. So I'm texting him like, dude, niggas is being weird like
and he like, I'm pulling up where you at. But it's just like,
dude, you can't take no for a fucking answer for that to literally
be your thing, Like you didn't even go to friendly about to be like,
oh man, he don't let you have friends or you know whatever,
little corny shit like that. You flat out your exact words, and me
was like, man, I don't get funk about none of that. Man,
give me a number, And where in that did he think that made
anybody's vagint away? And wonder why they choose the bear over us. I
just don't understand how niggas think strong harm and pussing is attractive. It's not
cute, Brocause if I got to make this a hostile situation for me to
get your phone number, I don't need it. I don't want it because
you don't even like me. There is no chance for you to even get
to like me, because what would make you think that I would feel comfortable
and safe enough to actually go somewhere and be man that shit, Wow,
I'm gonna take you on a day and look at the circumstances of which I
had to get your phone number. You never going on a day with Kayla
said, I never give me in my real number up front, even if
I want to talk to him, because once he gets acting crazy, block
him and he don't have my real information. Yeah, I can't tell you,
and y'all have y'all have known if BRIT's still in the comments, like
I sent her the voicemail, like the recording of the voicemail that I got.
Some creepy motherfucker caused me every now and then breathing in the phone saying
weird shit, masturbating, whatever the fuck they're doing. I'm like, I
have no idea who this is because I don't give out my real phone number.
I haven't given out my real phone number and I don't know how long.
Now I could see if they was calling me on the fucking Lascipius Vibes
line, because that is a public phone number. I had that on my
business cards, I have that on my pages, I got it on my
website. Like that's different. This is my personal phone number, and I
don't give out my personal phone number like anything that you was gonna text me.
You can write that shit on a messenger in the DM somewhere. It's
the same fucking thing. So I don't I don't give out my phone number.
I just I don't like that because it's the same thing you said,
like if I block you, I don't want to have to worry about you
getting in contact with me through another phone number. So now I was like,
yeah, and I'm blocked your number. You got a new phone,
new phone number, and shit, you texting me like what's good? What's
up? And I'm talking to you just like who is this? Oh?
But it's such and such. They're not block this bitch, like like you
know what I'm saying, Like I don't want to have to deal with that.
Yeah, but I really don't understand why would you want to have to
intimidate somebody into talking to you. And then it's like you have men and
women, Like when women do what, it really piss me off cause it's
like you buckethead bitch. But it's like Nigga's being you know, a little
dance cause they're not going through it. But it's like when women do that
shit, it's like now you comment and shit, you're making them feel like
it's okay, Like, well, if I don't want a nigga talking to
me, I just I just tell him this, and I just tell him
that, and it's like, bitch, you play with your life. I'm
not playing with mine. That's you, or when it's motherfuckers who feel like
guns is the answer to everything, but y'all need to carry. Everybody can't
have a gun, bro, everybody can't legally care. I can't legally carried.
And it's like putting myself in a situation where I have to be taken
away from my kids because they're not gonna look at it like you know what,
miss Dinkins, you were absolutely right. Your life was in danger.
You were justified. Even if they feel like that they could be like,
but you know you weren't supposed to have this, and it's kind of facing
ten years automatic off the back. Sorry, So that's some bullshit. You
one of the judges, a guy by by any means he ain't gonna talk
about it to ask no questions. You tell you Dan twin at this,
but yeah, I don't don't suck around, man, I don't. I
just I don't like to give people my personal number. Meanwhile, I'm just
trying to get a checked on one. Take me out all the date,
Dennis. Where is this? Oh, Tony, you're gonna have to do
that because these ain't up. It's all good. So this one, now,
this comes to how we say we don't like to give guys our phone
number. The game you have to bust enough without getting oh, because you
was deleting something and it moved when I was looking for my bed, calling
again the guy from the street. I left you a message several days ago.
I don't like leaving second messages. But I like you. You're a
very elegant woman. You're very attractive. But I don't play that game.
So here's how it's going to work. If I do not receive a phone
call back from you by three o'clock Thursday afternoon, I'm no longer interested.
I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe
it or not, I'm a complete catch. A matter of fact, I'm
one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.
Now, I understand if you've got other issues. I don't know. Maybe
you were abused in childhood. Maybe you're just the person who's extreme. Wow,
I'm a great catch like you. I'm gonna catch me down. You
got to Thursday three o'clock or else nik Thursday, that's American cycle Thursday at
three o'clock, nigga, And I'm great, bad bitch. Right, wouldn't
you walk when they called him or her or some ship? You you gonna
catch me out? Start telling John like I want to hear the rest.
She was getting juicy because I wanted to see what the brother was gonna do,
because you were like he was about to go find dude smoke. I
don't know, man, that ship is wild. And then it's like having
to go to drastic measures like this and ship I'm out there to break up.
Say, bro, so you feel like you can't walk, you gotta
put on the mustache. And then you got a bunch of niggas in the
comments, like some men don't get ribbed. Bro, You're not gonna try
to rape me. If you think I'm fucking from a dude, I would
rather get ribbed than breaks got The dominique mysterio mustache is hilarious. It really
you know. It really looked like one of them cops and ship that lost
their partner, like ain't got his touch no more Reno nine one one.
That's what he looked like. The officer dangle them three on them, three
on the bottom. Can go wait, you gotta scroll now, Well you
just got them playing this one. That one, Oh that's the so that
one you played that one, because that was the bare one. I think
I just uploaded it. I think I only got one left to upload.
Uh, the TikTok one. That's the moment we just played with the voicemail.
Click on it and see I think it is. Yeah, well that
is because we rewind it back. Yeah, okay, yep, So you
can just leave that one now, all right, Yeah, so that's why
I was left now now see now this guy he I will never forget how
y'all kept telling the girl at least to choose better and they chose to bear,
and you niggas got mad, I guess true. Oh my god,
that's so funny, Like y'all are so mad and upset because women don't feel
safe around men, instead of telling men to do better so that we can
feel fucking safe every single time. Well, really, blew me though,
so so it was just bitching comments. I say, bitch very like,
I mean it, where is it? Because I know I screenshoted it because
I had posted to Kayla m m. I can believe it. She threw
the whole women race under the bus. She said back ten years. But
it was basically it was like it was basically saying like she can't believe like,
you know, women walking around like in fear of me, and uh,
if that's the case, then they just need to stay in the house.
Because she's six three, two hundred plus whatever pounds. Niggas don't think
twice about trying her. But what if I just walking up and trying to
fucking grab Shine Michaels off the street and ship big bitch. Well served him
up. He deserved it, served him right up. But it was nine
of them. He beat his little life. It was like super kick nigga.
I found it. It said, some of these women seem to be
terrified of men. Maybe y'all should just stay in the house from now on.
I can't imagine living my life in fear. I'm six three, two
hundred and twenty pounds. Ain't no man crazy enough to try me. I
feel sorry for y'all women that live in fear of men. Like what six
three she's sixty three two twenty oh yeah, she show Michael's eyes. That's
not say that she's got a thick like brother. That's fat now she who
Yeah, she's probably us. She definitely kicked box bro. She's one,
probably the only nigga I know that she ain't bigger than how tall is?
How tall is meg? Maybe? I think she's five teen ten, one
hundred eighty she said, yeah, so two twenty eight that's she might be
fine and six three safer being no, no, because it's tall enough.
But you got a bitch that's twering over the average nigga, the average nigga.
Niggas average height as well, like five eight or some ship five average
average average, great, that's six that you know what that comes from?
That comes from the fun sized error where niggas wanted all these chicks. They
were only like five four, five three and then they got five seven kids.
But like I'm getting good all right, Courtney court the gas is six,
okay, Courtney. Courtney definitely be man handling her men. That's crazy.
I know when when you're gonna be a brown Stone again. Definitely,
I'm pretty sure the five eight nigga is not just gonna come up and try
to like, you know, grab you and throw you in the van when
you could just do this to him. Head Court definitely looked down on that.
Definitely. I don't like that look down at niggas like that. Nicki
Minaj mean, man, So just to switch gears because y'all know that do
we even have gears of this show? Yes, we like elaborate. We
can't. We can't, you know, we can't have a show and we
don't have the bullshit bullshit, he's not We were talking about decent stuff today
in a bullshitty way whatever, but this is this is absolutely wild. So
y'all know how y'all have people and they go on the street and they're they're
asking people these questions, right you know that's yeah, well that sounds like
that sounds like an episode of Blackened. First of all. So here,
so here we have an individual and he is asking people to sign petitions.
Here, we just want to legalize intest you ever watch porn, it's like
step bro stepsis and you're just like jealous because you wish you could do that
no, I can say that one. No you sure? Yeah? Yeah
you got another one. I can't say that one, all right. So
right here, we just want to test weapons on homeless people. Oh yeah,
no explanation. Looking tall, brou said, yeah, I signed out
word. The caption says Bro did not hesitate, and they did not,
like look, how did he even finish the fucking six? So basically,
right here, we just want to legalize incest. You ever watch porn,
it's like step Bro stepsis and you're just like jealous because you wish you could
do that. No, I can't say that one. No you sure,
yeah? Yeah you got another one. I can't sign that one, all
right, So right here, we just want to test weapons on homeless people.
Oh yeah, no explanation neither, Okay, I gotcha. He's like
he don't know if it's a lead through or non lethrough. We but he
just said, fucking get these niggas out of here. He had a very
very bad experience about home. He's in San Francisco. The question homeless out
to asking for a dollar. Hey, yeah, he got some residual bump.
He definitely that is crazy. Court said. There was just a funny
one that said would you cheat on your girl or tell your boys? And
everybody walked off cheat on your girl or telling your boys? Yeah, were
walking away. He gave somebody some money and they said they was hungry and
went guy, that's what it was. It was them all, or it
might be hey. Maybe that was his girlfriend that we was talking about earlier
when she said she would get at homeless God chance had boys. Or maybe
it was that dude from Scary movind he said a dollar bitch, all right,
said what you need is a nice warm sind. You see that thing
posted in the group with the dude with the one hand. They asked him
if he ever had and fishing nobody. Oh yeah, So what do you
do? I just keep them up fucking my pocket. Okay, speaking of
hands. Yeah, get Mimi? You going to hell? Wait a minute,
hell so MEMI tag this? Okay, I am so glad I have
my post set to I have to approve it to be posts because between one
and it's constant wrestling related ship and Mimi and her fuckery, I definitely would
be kicked off of Facebook. Cody Rose is not Blacky's funny, it's extra
funny hispanic, right, So, Mimi sent it this photo where dude is
sitting here having a conversation, and you know when we talk, we talk
about her hands. All you see is a nub and a middle finger.
This is all he has? Is this? This? So about that?
And she tagged somebody else in it, which is what made it extra funny
about that. I've actually discovered a full Instagram paid for that. It's called
disturbing comments, so it's fucked up videos and they're flashing like the disturbing comments
across the screen. Send me that link one. We're adding that to the
self. You just asked us to ask some other ship that's fucked up,
because I definitely followed them today because the am either asshole supposed to be Like
when they be reading the stories, you relate to every last one. You're
not wrong, but the people because you're an asshole one, I mean,
you're Dennis Leary level song asshole. They had they had a video today with
a bunch of monkeys with straws drinking out of a watermelon and the comments.
Of course you know, so it's a full page just dedicated to disturbing comments.
His family dinner. Where's After this, they went out and stole a
hell cat. Wow, I'm okay with a little racist racism. M tastefu
like a room celebration, like sometimes you let us slide. Here's what they
think about you. Here's what they think about you. Where's the big one
that was dancing? Damn it? Not a big one? Whoever robbed,
stole some money, gave m hm hot. So there's a white lady and
she he has like very very yellow teeth. And somebody come and say,
you've been smoking, pissed. At least we know the racism is universal.
Somebody said, damn you British, British God, he smoked fiss Oh my
god. Oh here go. Here's the video you're talking about. Mm hmmm.
I'm sorry they got this bigger than the comment was KFC final. This
man had a short finger and got a gator tattooed on it, talking about
you'd be taking it to the swamp finger and hose. I was quite disturbed
taking it to the swamp. This is the third game every day life,
Like I'd be minding my business, bro, I'd be chilling. No,
I'll be finding That's what I was chilling. Would you like wear a glove
all the time? Yeah? Never know, figure, I'm just saying this
dog from three Sifa you covered with the tal and ship. That's a little
hand, I know, but I'm saying it's still a fucking it's a you
know that nigga one finger though they make like a prosthetic gloves I have.
I don't have sweatshirt. I'm like, oh boy, just have it all
in the pocket all the time. Okay, So like in his pocket?
So is it like like a t rex? Like a curve? You guys?
His hand look like yeah, like has anybody ever seen I don't know,
paying attention because I'm like, is it just like it's just just like
a t rex? Is it like the scary movie? Here? Like?
Is it like Uncle James Like, I'm not sure why I choose to spend
my son. I'm not sure why I chose to spend my Sunday nights with
you. This direct our attention to the cuff. You remember Bob Doe.
He used to walk around here. He had no he had nothing. He
had a pen in his hand. In his hands always looked like he had
something to right his hands in approp but they always so he just had the
permanent death grip. Yes, hand was it was just stuck in a certain
position. They put, we're gonna make we almost let this man be president.
Of course, is it a chicken wing like the Mike epskin Like I
need to know. I'm gonna look it up. I think J Paul more
like from uh yeah, Hans, Oh ship you seek that? Yeah,
look I got blew up. He got this. I need this page in
my life. You know. The racism is wild. I like you when
you find new places on the Internet. That's why I found all of them.
Now, I just like the NOD because now my algorithm gonna send me
right to hell. The non context dusty ship be crazy, that's my ship.
That's my ship. Clear brocast. But okay, so while well,
while we're on the subject of a handicap, this not this is not on
my conference. I have a video. Oh no, that's that's That's what
else saying. Brother is twenty three and autistic. We'll call him John,
meaning he comprehends everything, but he can't form sentences. Twenty nineteen, my
older brother and his friends into some women they knew while they were out with
John. John was drawn to one in particular, Chari. He did something
we never saw him do before, walked up to her, looked her in
her eyes, kissed her, and said Hi, I'm John. We explained
his autism to her. She had no problem expressing interest in him. Also,
turns out she was a stripper and his quote unquote dated other disabled men.
My older brother and I worked out an agreement with her to casually date
him, but regularly get tested in case that he expresses any kind of sexual
interest. John sees Shari monthly and no, lie, the stripper says,
my brother be working her. As I explained to my mom who she was,
she wanted me to end it immediately since he cannot verbally consent. The
problem is I'm into DP. I had Shari get two to three other girls
to start dating his other special needs friends. Oh why wait, not a
disabled ring. How much would you need to hell? And I'm not talking
about the NFL disabled dixling in his crazy What is going on in the world,
be knocking the bottom of that retard woolwork. It's the community. At
this point, spectrum pen is crazy. Like your friend's teasing you and she's
like taking this special ass girl that dick smash? Does he be like?
How no? He just dropping your clean off, of course, making the
wildest noises. Hey, you know, you know the head went because he's
sliding all that that ship the there's a gaggle of strippers getting the bottom knocked
out of about the mental. Imagine her first strippers hanging out at the mental
basically expressing the first time like this niggas hitting the bottom of this. God,
hold that of corset. That's gonna be a porn category. Clean,
don't special air porn spend spend if so, I'm property. It's like autism
and orgasms, autistic orgasms, Oh my god, bro, the only reason
why I'm laughing. Autism the only reason why I'm dying. Because Kayles said,
y'all see love on the spectrum. They are very freaky. Hey tell
for the love titty dying because Mikey love t Bro, I'll find out crazy.
All I gotta do is go down club, show him how Mikey likes
it. He likes it, he really likes it. I bet you's something
too, because they have no like mental capacity even actually care about how how
well they do. They's like, hey, I'm just gonna just hit bottom
the first time autists he goes full throng. Well, Robert Donna James saying
traffic, never go full retime, never be down, freaking bean freaking be
freaking close the show. Now, there's no way we can talk about anything
else. What was going on to something about Mary? He said something about
this dick. That's the name of the poor. It's just the whole,
the whole periody of the movie. Something about this dick. Everybody in the
movie is autistic like that. Something about this dick. You got a nickname
it. It's no longer on the spectrum, it's on the sextry. You
have to redoub it. Now at this point you have to Would you let
an autistic you can't hit that, you want to let him climb by?
Apparently this autistic motherfucker got handled because so Serena missed a video. So we
go replay it one more time. Brother is twenty three and autistic. We'll
call him John, meaning he comprehends everything, but he can't form sentences.
Twenty nineteen, my older brother and his friends ran into some women they knew
while they were out with John. John was drawn to one in particular,
Chari. He did something we never saw him do before, walked up to
her looked her in her eyes, kissed her and said, Hi, I'm
John. We explained his autism to her. She had no problem expressing interest
in him. Also, turns out she was a stripper and his quote unquote
dated other disabled men. My older brother and I worked out an agreement with
her to casually date him, but regularly get tested in case that he expresses
any kind of sexual interest. John sees Shari monthly and no, lie,
the stripper says, my brother be working her. As I explained to my
mom who she was, she wanted me to end it immediately since he cannot
verbally consent. The problem is, I'm into deep. I had Shari get
two to three other girls to start dating his other special needs friends disabled rings.
How much would you need? And I'm not talking about the NFL serious
question though, Like, so imagine that his other friends are not autistic but
just like disabled. So like John might be the nigga who like he autistic
and non verbal, but then Dave might be the nigga who got like the
little foot, So now he got the cleft boot on all his George.
Oh but they actually asked Tommy, who ain't just acting like it? So
like drilling. Imagine, but imagine that it's yes said, I probably wouldn't
let me hit want won't hit me either, because what if he take the
safe word from me? Being excited like a disabled click is crazy. I
mean, like, so you got folks, little hand Brodie autistic and don't
speak, and then Dave got the cleft boot on all his jack But it's
just funny. As with the chicken wings bro mhmm, yeah, he's gonna
miss it'll fall over. What about the niggas in the wheelchair? They just
lay on the bed and you just go to town on them. I went
on a date with a guy in the wheelchair once. I like to thank
everybody for coming out tonight. This has been another great episode of hostally awkward.
But I'm not even gonna let you get rolling on no wheelchair date because
there's definitely this gonna let me get rolling? Can we get Can we really
go home now? To do it? Can we really go home now?
Well before we leave, we actually we got two more videos that we can
just do quick. We don't even have to discuss them. I just want
you to be as disturbed as I was. Stop trying to bring your Twitter
on us we don't want to go to hell. No, because because why
is this a video game? Good? You have to bust in that without
getting caught. Mom, Why you look like that? Ah? Just looking
at uh the Google homepage. I'm gonna a hand close this door, all
right, but that should be Oh Mark, Oh my god, don't take
it personal. Mark, don't take it personal. Bro. Why are you
trying to beat that chem star? Oh ship? Why is it a video
gamecus? Because when you when you go to when you go to game developing
school, you have to make a game. So niggas just think niggas is
weird so out there, Yeah, it's a budget. Why if you ever
go into the video game play story and you go to the indie game section,
it's a wild ship in the indie section. Of course, it's crazy.
My daughter practice was at the same place as the Special Olympics and they
was all ages. The thoughts in my hair right now, we're crazy.
They was they had to get one off before they went out the run.
It's definitely this is why I can't date white people. Fire all my guests
to use the bathroom outside. Hi. My name is Ivy Bloom and this
is my outdoor. Potty area. I used to let my friends use the
bathroom in my house, but I've since learned how unsanitary that is. Before
entering the potty area, I require guests to put on these foot covers,
and first timers are required to read the rules. The most important rule is
to dig at least six inches from an existing stick, because that's where another
guest has dug a hole. It's pretty simple. You just dig a hole,
do what you have to do, and put your toilet paper on top.
I provide seats that must be placed inside to keep my garden growing,
and once that's placed inside, you cover it up with the dirt you dug
up, and then place some leaves on top. The last thing you have
to do is mark the spot with one of these sticks. I do live
in Arizona and it gets really hot, so I provide a bucket with refreshments
and snacks that visitors can snack on while using the bathroom. And yes,
there is a privacy curtain. Once that's done, they can take the covers
off their feet and wash them in this bucket. Then they have to place
them in this jar so that the next guest can use them. Once my
guest is done. Let's start with eating while you shouldn't. Right now you're
waiting. You're waiting shit. While I thought she was giving them snacks by
they were doing their business to occupy shit, which is like, bro,
you okay, friendly of course around the ship on yourself, trying to dig
the whole. She not one said the cord because you have just been yes,
thank you. She ones had said the tissue was for wiping your ass.
She just said to cover your ship nothing and put the seeds on top
of it. And in a minute, ain't gonna be nowhere the ship,
because it's gonna be a bunch of ship growing over the place. So Dad,
every every time, in my mind, white people will take two steps
food. What are they taking step forwards for? When no, no,
no, Tommy was there? What was that ship they made? Was the
strawberry pretzel suze? Strawberry Yeah here's but no, no one, here's where
you made your mistake. You've seen the final product. We don't know how
many cats walked across the counter while she was making that strawberry shortcake pretzel.
Look, just because Susie might have her cat on the counter, that don't
mean definitely on the counter, but Sky Blue has a whole bathroom in the
house, but she wants you to ship in her backyard in Arizona. Sky
The second step out buis that these white people have taken. Now you see
why to day white women want I don't like to be in the same And
when we say, garden, what the is you growing over there? Bro?
You're not feed me carrots, human humanity, car It's Arizona, so
it's probably we She's really grown. When she said it's hot in Arizona,
so I get them stacks. I was like, it's hot in Arizona,
so probably smell like ship because your hot, your whole backyard strength steam and
tiled ship. That's because I just take a ship on your front porch.
I was just like, good, I'll take my chances at the local gas
station, the local McDonald that strawberry pretzels, salad, and the snicker I
told you snicker apple salad. That shit is fire. That sound diabetic as
hell's that diabolical Smith. This is actually our final video, and then we
are going to go ahead and close out and get out of here. Carried
privately in Pensacola, Florida, Sean wanted me to meet my Texas in laws,
so we flew in for the weekend. His uncle started on me.
Of all the women Sean brought home, how did you get the ring?
And he's saying it must be your pee because it ain't your face. My
mother in law laughed, My sister in law told her brother to be nice.
My husband giggled. I said to myself, gladys, you are a
child of God and you can handle all things. I excused myself and went
to the backyard. The uncle followed me and apologized. He blamed the alcohol,
and he put his hands in his jogging pants and pulled his thing out.
Let's kiss and make up. It was the most beautiful I had ever
seen. I bent down and put my mouth on it. What he was
shut and put it away. He avoided me ever since. Uncle. Good
meet met his match and I was ready. But he doesn't want to play
with me. Well, I show it if you don't want to share it,
We're going to Texas again soon. I want to finish. When I
started with uncle, how do I get them? You don't? This is
terrible. They just got married shots out for keeping it in the family.
Bad humans all around. Let's say it on three one two three Bad Humans.
It was him reading it for me. Uncle read like one of them
I writing novels. I didn't know where it was going. That was the
way. Huh what yes? Uncle, good meat? Uncle, good meat
sounds reason. It must be why whippers dick out the beginning with and then
put the way wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, just why
you're gonna show it if youn't want to share it? Hey, Uncle,
get meet. I'm sorry, So I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning in
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