Good morning. It's a little cold out there. Not if you got hot
at a black check table or if they can't city cheeks. You're feeling pretty
good. There's no temperature that could disappoint you. We're gonna have fun a
lot of stuff today on the show Commercials Halftime Show. The guy from Crowley
that lost his huge monitor lizard. You know, we got it old a
lot of shows. You're gonna come in here talk about the super Bowl all
day long. No show is gonna have on. The guy from Crowley that
lost his huge monitor lizard. Now he thinks there's a chance that it was
stolen while he was unloading groceries into the house. But it's dangerous because this
lizard eats tropical conditions. Nine we'll talk to Tray, Crazy Tray, not
great track nine nothing not. You have a turner of Danny Baylis, Mike's
Roy. We have JJ Jackson here, probably excited about the Big beyance drop
last night. We are just really chuck full of hot steaming energy. WHOA
I am hot steaming steaming energy. Kevin's Energy steams hot seeming steaming steaming Hi
Kevin him, Hi, JJ, Good morning, everybody morning, Mike,
Big Mark ready to rumble. Looks like you're ready to fumble. I will
say, uh, first super Bowl Sunday, that we have done this particular
show to get at least for Danny and I. Yeah, and if you're
invited to a big soire and you do this particular job, don't go.
Yeah, stay home, don't go to the soare and we I don't know
if you don't do it later. I just the theory of super Bowl party.
We can chat about that too, because I think we should do it
now. Fine, you don't get to see anything. Yeah, you get
to hear a lot of people talking loudly, a lot of comments in elevated
volume. Zingers. There's zingers. There are zingers. There's pointing and bitching
about things. I don't want zingers on weekends. I only want zingers during
the week. Yes, sweek days zingers. But then even a different shift.
And fine, you can go home and get caught up and watch a
condensed game and watch commercials and rewatch halftime all this stuff. But no,
I hear Jay Bam six o'clock. We're going. I think we're all because
you know, being long, long time world famous radio personalities. I think
all of our Super Bowl party dance cards could have been pretty full. I
had a lot of options, really, and yeah, that's up Tocky.
I didn't get a single on back anywhere. Of course she did. I
really didn't, and I politely declined them all and they're like, oh,
come on man. It's like, dude, I just can't because by the
time that game's over and I've got to process all of it and sit down
and go over the audio that you need to pull for the next day.
Like, there's no way because I have to rewatch the whole thing because it's
Mikey. It start to finish from like four o'clock until basically what ten last
night? Yeah, overtime? Who saw that coming? Yeah. So it's
just so much. I was telling Kevin this morning. It feels like just
America has blue Balls and they just release it on the world on Super Bowl
Sunday. It's everything. It is military, it's flyovers, it is anthems,
it's pageantry, it's pop music, it's commerce and capitalism and the commercials.
It's just so much. How big can we peacock our feathers and make
us look insanely American? And it doesn't stop until it goes to the news
or Reacher or Cranker or Wanker or whatever that show was it was on afterwards,
it's and you just sit there and you're just kind of like and you're
full of guacamole and you got a fart. You're just like, oh my
god, I can't move. I can't think. We are all gluttonous with
the food and the booze. It's America's holiday. It's America Day totally.
It's not Christmas. Well, it's not fourth of July. It's what happens
yesterday in February. Right, it's your one time too. It's it's the
time we're most sensitive to agenda as well. Because we're all gathered here.
It's the largest audience will all have all at once. So Corporate America with
their advertisements, the NFL, with whatever messaging they want to get out,
everything is like set up to take advantage of. Okay, we're all out
here, seven billion proud. However, many people are on this ef and
Earth. I don't even know what's their tracker an eight billion proud, all
scattered. We got America at here for sure, and then we have a
little bit of a global audience. So We're gonna definitely market to them as
well too, which is good. Good. Do you think then it's like
bam, yeah, smack you for six hours and you get the tamu ad
stuck in your head. Do you think that Ben Laden Junior is just sitting
in a cave somewhere with a little TV in front of him, just taking
notes? If it is like the once a year people in some distant land
like check in with America? Yeah, yeah, just full sen nation.
I think his son's probably, if he's anything like his dad, probably just
underneath the ground watching Porno. And then you get and then like three days
later it's Ballentine's Day, which kind of feels like trying to get it going
again after you just finished five minutes ago, and it takes forever. It's
like, why am I doing this? You know what I'm saying? Really,
I guess I'll get a card. Here's your card. I'm still recovering
from Super Bowl someday, hurts to try to get it going again. Man,
No, so you both watch it home? Yeah, solo Danny by
choice, Kevin because of lack of I mean, I put myself into a
situation where I would not get that many invites because at heart, I mean,
I'm introverted. I just flip it on when I need to, and
I like to have good times every once in a while, but most of
the time I've introverted and staying home was awesome. Oh it's so great.
And this job is it's different. I might be the guy that bitches about
having a morning show radio like morning radio show, that's good, right,
But the advantages the afternoon drive compared to that days like this it just sticks
out like a sore thup. Yeah, or doing anything during the week at
night it sticks out like, oh, I have been nice to be in
the afternoons, and you know, I have a different feeling when I'm walking
out of the building at you know, ten thirty am, when people are
just starting their day. But it's also that we get to set the topic.
You know, it's not Today's not one of those days where it's our
job to evolve the topic. That feels kind of nice. Yeah, we
get to set it like that. Point. One thing is kind of funny
too, when you you you kind of decline your super Bowl party invitations during
the game, intermittently you'll get text from the party that you said no to
and it's always like these amazing spreads of food and cheeseboards and cocktails. You're
looking at all that, and meanwhile I'm eating a burrito I made out of
a can of refried beans from Albertson's. You know that's what you went with.
I just didn't plan ahead that. Mom On, dude, beans,
you gotta put a leffort in. I went out. He has beans.
I went and grabbed some, like really really cheap, you know, go
to the market, get your wings. Got to do it that way.
It feels like a little healthier. I don't know if it's true or not.
And then I had delivered via door dash Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen. I
are you serious? Yes, yes, would you go with your bowling A's
I want little simple today. I want a little triple ronie. I just
don't want something basic, you know, because I already had like some winged
he had some other flavors. How was out of pizza with a normal amount
of pepperonium that tripled the amount of the cups three times, I'm not following,
and the slab of pepperoni. It was awesome and it's still gonna be
awesome. When I finish it off today that should made guacamole? Does it
was on? It was on. I had guacamole. Yeah, guacamo.
It looks great because it's amazing. The grocery store homemade bean burrito was like
later in like the second half. I did actually cook before the game.
Okay, it was good, you know, made some chicken and it was
great. Where did you guys get your avocados from for the guacamole? Mexico?
Okay, good, there's a song that reminds me there is avocados from
Mexico. Wow. I actually get mine from Lithuania. Thank you God,
thank you. We're working on it. That tropical fruit hot bed opened the
Baltics. They were red. It was red red guacamole. It's funny.
The super Bowl party, all the food's kind of cute when you get there
too, you know, like fashion into footballs and everything kind of looks.
There's bits. There's also a signature drink you know that somebody made that was
delicious and they were great hosts. I mean, it's nobody's fault, but
if you're actually planning on ingesting the game or how the commercials are the halftime,
any of it and really kind of registering what you're looking at. You
just can't do it in a there's seventy five people. You were also broadcasting
too, which means your mind has turned on about making the next joke true
or listening to a conversation. No, I'm not listening. I'm just thinking
about the next joke. Yeah, it's funny. Those the ladies will often
put together spreads in the men too. Sure they bitch in maybe I don't
know. Well, it looks so beautiful and like you said, oh wow,
pretzels shape like a football, and by the time that Nance and Romo
turn out the lights, it looks like there was a velociraptor fight in the
just atop the table. Like you're right, it's all this little perfect pyramid
of cheese, cheese cubes or something, and the first fatty that rolls in
there usually me just knocks the whole thing over. Gimme dat, and you
can always tell what the unpopular snacks were. At the end of the party.
There was a fruit mountain. It looked looked the same upon departure as
it did on arrival. Why do they do that? Why do you have
to throw in fruit and salads when you realize that you'd be better off if
you just had like pork mountain. Yeah, yeah, mountain right. I
don't know. I had a great time. It's fun. I was with
Dan and Jake on their stream, so yes, it was about almost five
and a half hours NonStop stream and because of how it's set up, we
we had the game on in front of us, but it was muted because
you can't hear it in your ears and you can't broadcast it like that.
You know, however that's working. Yeah, so I didn't hear I didn't
hear Romost say one word yesterday. Yeah, that's not that's not ideal.
No, And you're just not following the game all that closely. I did
go downstairs for halftime and I tried to watch that, and I saw more
of that than I did anything else, at least with audio. But even
then they're just squawking. And those parties, more often than not, you're
getting together with people you, in all likelihood haven't seen for weeks, maybe
months. Yeah, in person. Yeah, so it's a lot of catching
up, of course, But to defend them, it's just that's what it
is. It's a big party, Yeah, and keep an eye on the
game. They don't have to talk about it the next morning at six eight,
you know. Yeah, so we're a little unique in that. And
if you're just watching it for fun and you're not a Chiefs or a Niners
fan, and then if you are, you shouldn't be going to a party
anyway. I would not have the zero chances or cowboys cowboys. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, you're shutting down and locking in right. But for what
they do is that it's you know, where the world's going. And we've
seen in the NFL tune and Peyton Manning and Elon Manning and they're trying to
do it with basketball the hell they did it with a rod and baseball.
Yeah, I would say about that too. Yeah. They're not even listening
to the announcers. They're like, just like Joe and Troy do it again.
They're just watching it like live concurrentley. Yeah, it's up. Y'all
are in a den in South Lake and just it looked cool. Man.
I saw a picture. Well, you were partying. It was really fun
and it was great. Yeah, I loved it. Funny, God,
those dudes are hilarious. Over under on numbers of brown drinks. I'm gonna
go with five and a half and I might take the over one a quarter.
Pregame, halftime show, post game, I'd say you're both over.
Only had one brown drink, oh beer drink, no clear drink out,
a lot of white drink and a few of these specialty like there's some Sangria
type thing that they made so kind of reddish drink, reddish drink or sugar
in that. Here we go. Yeah, and only when bl was there
and he had a little Basil Hayden of course, uh private cask type thing
he always does, and got down on some of that. Yeah, it's
fun. It was a good time. It's fun for you. Do you
see a nap in your future? Ay, Look, one of us had
to go out and experience life. You know, all stay in and be
shuttered. We're all representing different ways that people take in the Super Bowl.
I love it. Yeah, I'm your every man fantastic who knows it ended
excitingly on the last play and that's all I got. That's all. Yeah,
Chiefs won throughout the day. We'll have you covered Mike and Metroplex on
all the Romo broadcast stuff. That was kind of funny commercials, usher other
stuff. Also, Luca's got some new toys. They made their debut Saturday
Afternoon Contender, best team in the league. Yeah, one game, seven
o'clock on that, and also how golfers embarrassed themselves as well as humans.
I cannot wait. I'm almost as excited for wasted management coverage as I am
for the Super Bowl. So good, it is so good. And they
said anything goes right, yeah, and it's what they needed. More on
that at seven, Oh, I can't wait. More on that at seven.
So we're gonna have a lot of fun. And again we'll talk to
Trey from Crowley who lost his monitor lizard. I just want to know how
much that monitor lizard could be going for on the open market. It's huge.
I just looked it up. They're essentially Komodo dragons kind of Yeah,
they're very similar. Massive. He found it at a feed shop, kept
going is like I want to buy it, and they're like, no,
you can't. He kept coming back in like a week later, haggle a
little bit more. A week later, haggle a little bit more, got
the price down to a number who's comfortable with, bought it and then he
was explaining. He's like, I'm really worried about it because if someone did
take it, he was he was, it could have broken out of the
cage because he was just he was. He had just gone to the store
taking groceries inside. He could have gotten out of the cage. And I
guess it was in the car. I guess, or he was in the
car while he's unloading groceries. Someone sees it took it out of his car.
I think that's what he thinks happened. And he's like, if someone
did take it, they're not ready for how to take care of this guy.
He eats a lot and he needs a tropical environment, and I wonder
if he's dangerous. I don't know he did. I texted him directly,
because I say his story was in the telegram. I texted him directly,
and he did say that he had ninety seven one of those presets. Like,
I don't know. If we're number one on there, you know,
we'll take any spot the top five. Yeah, five, it would be
great. We're about twenty six on his presets. Yeah, five feet in
length, these things average? Yeah, who the hef without like a plan
ahead of time, is gonna glance into a car and see a five foot
Komodo dragon, essentially basically a dinosaur. I'm gonna pick I'm gonna grab that
and extended arm, run it over to my car and throw it in there
and then drive somewhere. This isn't this is a hit. You know,
this is a This is a big breaking news story in the Metroplex, and
everyone's gonna be late to it. You know you're gonna see people start to
copy us for having him on. But thank you to the Telegram for getting
it first. Thank you for being a subscriber. Yeah. Well, you
know, I see a story and I feel like it's worthy. I go
on the attack. We're gonna find that monitor lizard for the for our guy
here, doing good for a good metroplex. What write that down? Doing
good for a good metroplex that can start every show ever and end it.
I don't care. I can never hear that enough. Well, I have
five pairs of Dave matthews Man tickets to give away later in the week.
If you think you can take me on, get your ass up to the
studio and I'll whip your ass and DMB trivia. Okay, no one's even
attempted to contact us yet to accept this. Now you're so convincing, yep,
So we just won't worry about those tickets today though, I really don't
want to mess with it. So let's do this right now. Crap happened
over the weekend. We're going to talk about it now. I don't know
how what what are this gonna go on? But I have to tell you,
guys, I may have seen the America, but maybe the world's greatest
gambler in action this weekend. Okay, I saw a man just with equations
flying over his head, just knowing exactly what to do in every situation,
calm, while the people around him failing miserably. Left. Right, Did
you play blackjack with Mike Reiner? You're half correct, because I sat next
to one Kevin Turner at a blackjack table. I have never seen whispering pit
bosses, frantic casino management, just assuming he's doing something untoward, if not
illegal, as he is, just dominating. Although you plut my nose,
Oh, he pulled up. He pulled out a hundred, one hundred dollars
bill to blow his nose. Had that plenty? Laughed at him, So
I stopped up, just trying to get it out flowed again. Sometimes you
go through it twice. Guys, another one, get a clean one.
Seriously, Kevio smashed it at the blackjack tables. Pick Molkie shopping, buddy.
Look, everyone wins when you go to Chalk Taw Mike, you know
that, not everyone. How long were you at the table for five hours?
Oh my god? Okay, it was so. It was so we
went to dinner and by me, Mike, Christina, Ben's Skin Jeff,
and then Skin's wife Trish, and Ben's sun Max, and then my fiance
Rocks, and we roll hanging after the show. Rocks is like, I'm
going to see the Joe bro So she just went, I was a great.
I was at the table so long that I felt like I was there
for ten minutes. And turned around and she was already back at a table
with Christina and Skin's wife just gossiping. They're all doing bird stuff. You
did feel like the shortest concert of all time. Yeah, blink your eyes
and it was done. But that's how time flies. The cards are flying.
Yeah, don't just skim by dinner. We went to Salt and Stone,
which is a restaurant in the Chalk Taw. Oh, okay, I'm
not fine. Yes, it was a radio thing. The reason we're up
there, Chalktaw is awesome. Like Christina's never been in Vegas and we're going
in April. We're going to the fish show at the Spear and she's kind
of excited and we're walking around Chalktaw and even in the rooms. I'm like,
if you're wondering this is Vegas, it is, you wouldn't how long
would it take you? I mean you have to get all the way outside.
Obviously, it's a long walk. If you're deep in the bells of
that thing. It's every time I go better than I remembered. Just so
fun. It's like class. Yeah, it's almost like it's a nice casino
in Vegas. Hell, you can go to eighty percent of them in Vegas
and it's nowhere near as nice as chalk Taw. It's like something trendy about
it too, though. Yeah, they're just very it's not people. Yeah,
and I love that hot people. Hey, I've been to like sorry
about mornings, alright, A good one. I've been to like casinos that
I won't name because like I'll say, there's one of that like my grandparents
go to and it's like, yeah, you go in there. It's like,
yeah, it's a bunch of people that are around the age of my
grandparents. They have special sections for the oxygen tanks. Yeah, it really
is a lot of people on wheels. You're the gambling you would do is
the over underclostomy bags like three and a half, three and a half,
like chalk Tows just dope. It's it's salt and stone delicious. Jesus if
you need to go, if you're going to chalk Taw and I got to
eat somewhere, I can't recommend that. That might be the best poutine I've
eaten South of the Border poutine that said fried green tomatoes, Danny, which
have those shown love? But yeah, the blike Jackson, so you know,
you get your there're about twenty minute increments of dealers and well you get
one. We got nicknames for all of them. They love that. Yeah,
they do love that. Boy. Some dealers just instantly hate hate us
because we split Danny. Though, you gotta understand you're not You're not expecting
at at least I wasn't at the young age of thirty six when I'm you
know, when The Kid Kradick used to be syndicated in which Tall Falls,
and we didn't have many radio stations, so the Kid Crati Show would be
on. You know, so when you're at thirteen Mom's revenue school. Yeah,
told me that when I'm an adult, I'm gonna play blackjack with Kelly
Raspberry into the night. You're not really thinking that's gonna happen. Yeah,
we get to hang out with Kelly Raspberry. Oh, you finally got to
meet her. Probably got to meet her. Dude, Good for you.
I don't want to go to you know, it's been a dream of yours
some time. She sat there and split it. I think she got she
get two two's split up, but got another two split it and got another
four splits. She had four two's lined up, and boy, and then
if you get an eight, you gotta double that or nine. I think
she had worst case scenario and ended up with four to twelve somehow. Yeah,
she got wiped out on all four counts. But either way, the
rest of the table, we're all going split them up, split them up
every time, Danny. These idiots, if they have any two cards that
match, including two face cards, which means okay, we basically just won.
They're trying to split them. Okay. It was so bad that I
left the table and I actually googled does bad poker play mathematically affect your chances
of winning at a table? Like they violated every rule of blackjack. I
was driving me insane, but it turned out it's like, now it's all
so just random. It doesn't matter if they take your card, you know,
or whatever. And I actually didn't know that answer, and I'm like,
all right, screw it, I'll stick around, and it all just
worked out for one Yeah, okay, so it's not outcome based on probability
based go against the grain a little bit, yeah, become a thousand are
So you sat there for five hours? How long was your big streak like
where you're like, holy crap, I am up, up up. It
was pretty early end of the night, and it was when, first of
all, keep in mind, none of this money was my own, because
Mike Rener's assistant Rebecca handed me Kavanaugh and Ben's son Max a one hundred dollars
bill just to gamble with it. So I was like, we put this
on one hand, or what do we do with It's just like okay,
because she probably has Ryaner's paycheck direct to positive he won't notice. It was
pretty odd, really, just handed you guys hundreds, yeah, and some
I missed that. We were kind of like, oh, okay, so
you started with one hundred dollars of not your own money, yeah, and
then walked with what I got up to five hundred, then I went down
a little and then got up to seven fifty, and then went down to
five hundred, then got up to one thousand, then went down to seven
fifty, then got out up to about fifteen hundred. Ooh, and that's
when I started, you start getting real about to do a five hundred dollars
hand here? What are we gonna do? Like, we're you know,
we're at a fifteen dollar table too. That's why I you don't gamble.
Fifteen hundred, got down to about twelve, and then it was probably about
time to go, and I was like, well, let's get to a
good firm, even number. So I ended up with a thousand. I
was up a thousand after five hours, right, and all that drinks and
just chaos and screaming and screaming and just just reactions. Yeah, someone else
does it to the table, You're just all night. Why the dealer didn't
like us? Oh yeah, Rick the dealer. Rick was annoyed with us
for sure. And then after all that, they just slide a one single
chip to Cavio and it's what yellow the golden sun, a golden chip worth
one thousand dollars. That's amazing. And he just stands there with an open
palm. It's America too, just like super Bowl Days of America. You're
standing there with a thousand dollars one little chip and a little smile on us.
Fantastic. Well, if you hate drunk people, you don't want to
being a car dealer is probably not the best line of work for you.
Our table too, it's a combination of us and as Me and it's Roy
Ben and Skin and Max and then Kelly Raspberry and Amy Jane from sales slide
by and they hop in and a couple of listeners kind of bookingd into thing
like it was on. So we're telling when the dealers was coming like,
hey, we're rowdy and we're all friends here. That's what it's about.
It was a beautiful night and I did not think once about getting up.
I could have stayed for another five hours. I'm telling you, yeah,
I was good, but it was time to go. It's awesome and would
have choked you out if you stayed there for a couple hours. As you
get that, I'm going up text and you're go, okay, yeah,
because also you have a girl kind of hovering behind you, which is fine
cause they don't want to play black Jackler's kind of hanging out. They don't
want to just stand there for five hours. Shary thinks I gambled too much
too, And I'm like, she's like, you're you were down earlier though,
And I'm like, you're assuming I was down. I took free money
that was hated to me. Yeah, I turned that into a thousand dollars.
There's nothing there's literally nothing bad about this, I know. And I
was cutting a promo for you. I'm look at this man, he's holding
the Golden Chip. This is a moment to celebrate him. And she's she
was not Yeah, she still wasn't even happy. She wasn't impressed that she
got to party with Kevin the Whale. No. Yeah, yeah, it's
just it's just gonna just kinda lean into his other bad gambling habits. You
know, he's gonna staraging toxic behavior in our relationship. All right, well
okay, well we're gonna do a lot of super congratulations, congratulations, choctaw
awesome, go there, people. Can we get a washing machine with this
thousand dollars please? And a dishwasher washer split him? Yeah, combo washer
and dishwasher. That's what that money's going to her. I think. Uh,
coming up next, Mike, we're gonna move your reliant spots in the
next break. It went from being one of the most boring Super Bowls ever
to one of the greatest. Next of ninety seven won the free