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Good morning. It's a little cold
out there. Not if you got hot

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at a black check table or if
they can't city cheeks. You're feeling pretty

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good. There's no temperature that could
disappoint you. We're gonna have fun a

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lot of stuff today on the show
Commercials Halftime Show. The guy from Crowley

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that lost his huge monitor lizard.
You know, we got it old a

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lot of shows. You're gonna come
in here talk about the super Bowl all

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day long. No show is gonna
have on. The guy from Crowley that

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lost his huge monitor lizard. Now
he thinks there's a chance that it was

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stolen while he was unloading groceries into
the house. But it's dangerous because this

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lizard eats tropical conditions. Nine we'll
talk to Tray, Crazy Tray, not

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great track nine nothing not. You
have a turner of Danny Baylis, Mike's

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Roy. We have JJ Jackson here, probably excited about the Big beyance drop

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last night. We are just really
chuck full of hot steaming energy. WHOA

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I am hot steaming steaming energy.
Kevin's Energy steams hot seeming steaming steaming Hi

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Kevin him, Hi, JJ,
Good morning, everybody morning, Mike,

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Big Mark ready to rumble. Looks
like you're ready to fumble. I will

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say, uh, first super Bowl
Sunday, that we have done this particular

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show to get at least for Danny
and I. Yeah, and if you're

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invited to a big soire and you
do this particular job, don't go.

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Yeah, stay home, don't go
to the soare and we I don't know

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if you don't do it later.
I just the theory of super Bowl party.

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We can chat about that too,
because I think we should do it

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now. Fine, you don't get
to see anything. Yeah, you get

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to hear a lot of people talking
loudly, a lot of comments in elevated

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volume. Zingers. There's zingers.
There are zingers. There's pointing and bitching

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about things. I don't want zingers
on weekends. I only want zingers during

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the week. Yes, sweek days
zingers. But then even a different shift.

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And fine, you can go home
and get caught up and watch a

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condensed game and watch commercials and rewatch
halftime all this stuff. But no,

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I hear Jay Bam six o'clock.
We're going. I think we're all because

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you know, being long, long
time world famous radio personalities. I think

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all of our Super Bowl party dance
cards could have been pretty full. I

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had a lot of options, really, and yeah, that's up Tocky.

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I didn't get a single on back
anywhere. Of course she did. I

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really didn't, and I politely declined
them all and they're like, oh,

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come on man. It's like,
dude, I just can't because by the

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time that game's over and I've got
to process all of it and sit down

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and go over the audio that you
need to pull for the next day.

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Like, there's no way because I
have to rewatch the whole thing because it's

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Mikey. It start to finish from
like four o'clock until basically what ten last

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night? Yeah, overtime? Who
saw that coming? Yeah. So it's

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just so much. I was telling
Kevin this morning. It feels like just

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America has blue Balls and they just
release it on the world on Super Bowl

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Sunday. It's everything. It is
military, it's flyovers, it is anthems,

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it's pageantry, it's pop music,
it's commerce and capitalism and the commercials.

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It's just so much. How big
can we peacock our feathers and make

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us look insanely American? And it
doesn't stop until it goes to the news

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or Reacher or Cranker or Wanker or
whatever that show was it was on afterwards,

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it's and you just sit there and
you're just kind of like and you're

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full of guacamole and you got a
fart. You're just like, oh my

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god, I can't move. I
can't think. We are all gluttonous with

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the food and the booze. It's
America's holiday. It's America Day totally.

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It's not Christmas. Well, it's
not fourth of July. It's what happens

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yesterday in February. Right, it's
your one time too. It's it's the

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time we're most sensitive to agenda as
well. Because we're all gathered here.

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It's the largest audience will all have
all at once. So Corporate America with

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their advertisements, the NFL, with
whatever messaging they want to get out,

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everything is like set up to take
advantage of. Okay, we're all out

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here, seven billion proud. However, many people are on this ef and

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Earth. I don't even know what's
their tracker an eight billion proud, all

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scattered. We got America at here
for sure, and then we have a

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little bit of a global audience.
So We're gonna definitely market to them as

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well too, which is good.
Good. Do you think then it's like

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bam, yeah, smack you for
six hours and you get the tamu ad

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stuck in your head. Do you
think that Ben Laden Junior is just sitting

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in a cave somewhere with a little
TV in front of him, just taking

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notes? If it is like the
once a year people in some distant land

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like check in with America? Yeah, yeah, just full sen nation.

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I think his son's probably, if
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underneath the ground watching Porno. And
then you get and then like three days

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later it's Ballentine's Day, which kind
of feels like trying to get it going

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again after you just finished five minutes
ago, and it takes forever. It's

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like, why am I doing this? You know what I'm saying? Really,

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I guess I'll get a card.
Here's your card. I'm still recovering

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from Super Bowl someday, hurts to
try to get it going again. Man,

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No, so you both watch it
home? Yeah, solo Danny by

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choice, Kevin because of lack of
I mean, I put myself into a

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situation where I would not get that
many invites because at heart, I mean,

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I'm introverted. I just flip it
on when I need to, and

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I like to have good times every
once in a while, but most of

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the time I've introverted and staying home
was awesome. Oh it's so great.

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And this job is it's different.
I might be the guy that bitches about

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having a morning show radio like morning
radio show, that's good, right,

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But the advantages the afternoon drive compared
to that days like this it just sticks

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out like a sore thup. Yeah, or doing anything during the week at

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night it sticks out like, oh, I have been nice to be in

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the afternoons, and you know,
I have a different feeling when I'm walking

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out of the building at you know, ten thirty am, when people are

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just starting their day. But it's
also that we get to set the topic.

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You know, it's not Today's not
one of those days where it's our

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job to evolve the topic. That
feels kind of nice. Yeah, we

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get to set it like that.
Point. One thing is kind of funny

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too, when you you you kind
of decline your super Bowl party invitations during

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the game, intermittently you'll get text
from the party that you said no to

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and it's always like these amazing spreads
of food and cheeseboards and cocktails. You're

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looking at all that, and meanwhile
I'm eating a burrito I made out of

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a can of refried beans from Albertson's. You know that's what you went with.

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I just didn't plan ahead that.
Mom On, dude, beans,

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you gotta put a leffort in.
I went out. He has beans.

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I went and grabbed some, like
really really cheap, you know, go

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to the market, get your wings. Got to do it that way.

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It feels like a little healthier.
I don't know if it's true or not.

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And then I had delivered via door
dash Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen. I

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are you serious? Yes, yes, would you go with your bowling A's

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I want little simple today. I
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don't want something basic, you know, because I already had like some winged

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he had some other flavors. How
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of pepperonium that tripled the amount of
the cups three times, I'm not following,

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and the slab of pepperoni. It
was awesome and it's still gonna be

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awesome. When I finish it off
today that should made guacamole? Does it

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was on? It was on.
I had guacamole. Yeah, guacamo.

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It looks great because it's amazing.
The grocery store homemade bean burrito was like

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later in like the second half.
I did actually cook before the game.

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Okay, it was good, you
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great. Where did you guys get
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Okay, good, there's a song
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Mexico. Wow. I actually get
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thank you. We're working on it. That tropical fruit hot bed opened the

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Baltics. They were red. It
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The super Bowl party, all the
food's kind of cute when you get there

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too, you know, like fashion
into footballs and everything kind of looks.

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There's bits. There's also a signature
drink you know that somebody made that was

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delicious and they were great hosts.
I mean, it's nobody's fault, but

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if you're actually planning on ingesting the
game or how the commercials are the halftime,

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any of it and really kind of
registering what you're looking at. You

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just can't do it in a there's
seventy five people. You were also broadcasting

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too, which means your mind has
turned on about making the next joke true

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or listening to a conversation. No, I'm not listening. I'm just thinking

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about the next joke. Yeah,
it's funny. Those the ladies will often

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put together spreads in the men too. Sure they bitch in maybe I don't

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know. Well, it looks so
beautiful and like you said, oh wow,

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pretzels shape like a football, and
by the time that Nance and Romo

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turn out the lights, it looks
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just atop the table. Like you're
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of cheese, cheese cubes or something, and the first fatty that rolls in

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there usually me just knocks the whole
thing over. Gimme dat, and you

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can always tell what the unpopular snacks
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There was a fruit mountain. It
looked looked the same upon departure as

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it did on arrival. Why do
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to throw in fruit and salads when
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you just had like pork mountain.
Yeah, yeah, mountain right. I

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don't know. I had a great
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Dan and Jake on their stream,
so yes, it was about almost five

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and a half hours NonStop stream and
because of how it's set up, we

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we had the game on in front
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you can't hear it in your ears
and you can't broadcast it like that.

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You know, however that's working.
Yeah, so I didn't hear I didn't

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hear Romost say one word yesterday.
Yeah, that's not that's not ideal.

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No, And you're just not following
the game all that closely. I did

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go downstairs for halftime and I tried
to watch that, and I saw more

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of that than I did anything else, at least with audio. But even

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then they're just squawking. And those
parties, more often than not, you're

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getting together with people you, in
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months. Yeah, in person.
Yeah, so it's a lot of catching

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up, of course, But to
defend them, it's just that's what it

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is. It's a big party,
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game. They don't have to talk
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you know. Yeah, so we're
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if you're just watching it for fun
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fan, and then if you are, you shouldn't be going to a party

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anyway. I would not have the
zero chances or cowboys cowboys. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, you're shutting down
and locking in right. But for what

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they do is that it's you know, where the world's going. And we've

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seen in the NFL tune and Peyton
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do it with basketball the hell they
did it with a rod and baseball.

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Yeah, I would say about that
too. Yeah. They're not even listening

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to the announcers. They're like,
just like Joe and Troy do it again.

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They're just watching it like live concurrentley. Yeah, it's up. Y'all

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are in a den in South Lake
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I saw a picture. Well,
you were partying. It was really fun

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and it was great. Yeah,
I loved it. Funny, God,

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those dudes are hilarious. Over under
on numbers of brown drinks. I'm gonna

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go with five and a half and
I might take the over one a quarter.

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Pregame, halftime show, post game, I'd say you're both over.

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Only had one brown drink, oh
beer drink, no clear drink out,

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a lot of white drink and a
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type thing that they made so kind
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in that. Here we go.
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and he had a little Basil Hayden
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he always does, and got down
on some of that. Yeah, it's

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fun. It was a good time. It's fun for you. Do you

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see a nap in your future?
Ay, Look, one of us had

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to go out and experience life.
You know, all stay in and be

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shuttered. We're all representing different ways
that people take in the Super Bowl.

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I love it. Yeah, I'm
your every man fantastic who knows it ended

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excitingly on the last play and that's
all I got. That's all. Yeah,

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Chiefs won throughout the day. We'll
have you covered Mike and Metroplex on

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all the Romo broadcast stuff. That
was kind of funny commercials, usher other

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stuff. Also, Luca's got some
new toys. They made their debut Saturday

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Afternoon Contender, best team in the
league. Yeah, one game, seven

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o'clock on that, and also how
golfers embarrassed themselves as well as humans.

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I cannot wait. I'm almost as
excited for wasted management coverage as I am

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for the Super Bowl. So good, it is so good. And they

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said anything goes right, yeah,
and it's what they needed. More on

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that at seven, Oh, I
can't wait. More on that at seven.

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So we're gonna have a lot of
fun. And again we'll talk to

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Trey from Crowley who lost his monitor
lizard. I just want to know how

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much that monitor lizard could be going
for on the open market. It's huge.

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I just looked it up. They're
essentially Komodo dragons kind of Yeah,

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they're very similar. Massive. He
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going is like I want to buy
it, and they're like, no,

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you can't. He kept coming back
in like a week later, haggle a

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little bit more. A week later, haggle a little bit more, got

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the price down to a number who's
comfortable with, bought it and then he

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was explaining. He's like, I'm
really worried about it because if someone did

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take it, he was he was, it could have broken out of the

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cage because he was just he was. He had just gone to the store

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taking groceries inside. He could have
gotten out of the cage. And I

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guess it was in the car.
I guess, or he was in the

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car while he's unloading groceries. Someone
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I think that's what he thinks happened. And he's like, if someone

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did take it, they're not ready
for how to take care of this guy.

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He eats a lot and he needs
a tropical environment, and I wonder

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if he's dangerous. I don't know
he did. I texted him directly,

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because I say his story was in
the telegram. I texted him directly,

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and he did say that he had
ninety seven one of those presets. Like,

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I don't know. If we're number
one on there, you know,

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we'll take any spot the top five. Yeah, five, it would be

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great. We're about twenty six on
his presets. Yeah, five feet in

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length, these things average? Yeah, who the hef without like a plan

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ahead of time, is gonna glance
into a car and see a five foot

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Komodo dragon, essentially basically a dinosaur. I'm gonna pick I'm gonna grab that

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and extended arm, run it over
to my car and throw it in there

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and then drive somewhere. This isn't
this is a hit. You know,

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this is a This is a big
breaking news story in the Metroplex, and

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everyone's gonna be late to it.
You know you're gonna see people start to

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copy us for having him on.
But thank you to the Telegram for getting

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it first. Thank you for being
a subscriber. Yeah. Well, you

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know, I see a story and
I feel like it's worthy. I go

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on the attack. We're gonna find
that monitor lizard for the for our guy

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here, doing good for a good
metroplex. What write that down? Doing

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good for a good metroplex that can
start every show ever and end it.

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I don't care. I can never
hear that enough. Well, I have

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five pairs of Dave matthews Man tickets
to give away later in the week.

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If you think you can take me
on, get your ass up to the

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studio and I'll whip your ass and
DMB trivia. Okay, no one's even

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attempted to contact us yet to accept
this. Now you're so convincing, yep,

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So we just won't worry about those
tickets today though, I really don't

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want to mess with it. So
let's do this right now. Crap happened

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over the weekend. We're going to
talk about it now. I don't know

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how what what are this gonna go
on? But I have to tell you,

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guys, I may have seen the
America, but maybe the world's greatest

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gambler in action this weekend. Okay, I saw a man just with equations

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flying over his head, just knowing
exactly what to do in every situation,

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calm, while the people around him
failing miserably. Left. Right, Did

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you play blackjack with Mike Reiner?
You're half correct, because I sat next

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to one Kevin Turner at a blackjack
table. I have never seen whispering pit

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bosses, frantic casino management, just
assuming he's doing something untoward, if not

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illegal, as he is, just
dominating. Although you plut my nose,

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Oh, he pulled up. He
pulled out a hundred, one hundred dollars

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bill to blow his nose. Had
that plenty? Laughed at him, So

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I stopped up, just trying to
get it out flowed again. Sometimes you

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go through it twice. Guys,
another one, get a clean one.

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Seriously, Kevio smashed it at the
blackjack tables. Pick Molkie shopping, buddy.

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Look, everyone wins when you go
to Chalk Taw Mike, you know

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that, not everyone. How long
were you at the table for five hours?

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Oh my god? Okay, it
was so. It was so we

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went to dinner and by me,
Mike, Christina, Ben's Skin Jeff,

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and then Skin's wife Trish, and
Ben's sun Max, and then my fiance

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Rocks, and we roll hanging after
the show. Rocks is like, I'm

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going to see the Joe bro So
she just went, I was a great.

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I was at the table so long
that I felt like I was there

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for ten minutes. And turned around
and she was already back at a table

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with Christina and Skin's wife just gossiping. They're all doing bird stuff. You

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did feel like the shortest concert of
all time. Yeah, blink your eyes

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and it was done. But that's
how time flies. The cards are flying.

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Yeah, don't just skim by dinner. We went to Salt and Stone,

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which is a restaurant in the Chalk
Taw. Oh, okay, I'm

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not fine. Yes, it was
a radio thing. The reason we're up

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there, Chalktaw is awesome. Like
Christina's never been in Vegas and we're going

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in April. We're going to the
fish show at the Spear and she's kind

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of excited and we're walking around Chalktaw
and even in the rooms. I'm like,

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if you're wondering this is Vegas,
it is, you wouldn't how long

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would it take you? I mean
you have to get all the way outside.

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Obviously, it's a long walk.
If you're deep in the bells of

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that thing. It's every time I
go better than I remembered. Just so

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fun. It's like class. Yeah, it's almost like it's a nice casino

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in Vegas. Hell, you can
go to eighty percent of them in Vegas

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and it's nowhere near as nice as
chalk Taw. It's like something trendy about

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it too, though. Yeah,
they're just very it's not people. Yeah,

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and I love that hot people.
Hey, I've been to like sorry

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about mornings, alright, A good
one. I've been to like casinos that

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I won't name because like I'll say, there's one of that like my grandparents

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go to and it's like, yeah, you go in there. It's like,

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yeah, it's a bunch of people
that are around the age of my

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grandparents. They have special sections for
the oxygen tanks. Yeah, it really

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is a lot of people on wheels. You're the gambling you would do is

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the over underclostomy bags like three and
a half, three and a half,

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like chalk Tows just dope. It's
it's salt and stone delicious. Jesus if

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you need to go, if you're
going to chalk Taw and I got to

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eat somewhere, I can't recommend that. That might be the best poutine I've

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eaten South of the Border poutine that
said fried green tomatoes, Danny, which

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have those shown love? But yeah, the blike Jackson, so you know,

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you get your there're about twenty minute
increments of dealers and well you get

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one. We got nicknames for all
of them. They love that. Yeah,

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they do love that. Boy.
Some dealers just instantly hate hate us

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because we split Danny. Though,
you gotta understand you're not You're not expecting

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at at least I wasn't at the
young age of thirty six when I'm you

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know, when The Kid Kradick used
to be syndicated in which Tall Falls,

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and we didn't have many radio stations, so the Kid Crati Show would be

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on. You know, so when
you're at thirteen Mom's revenue school. Yeah,

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told me that when I'm an adult, I'm gonna play blackjack with Kelly

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Raspberry into the night. You're not
really thinking that's gonna happen. Yeah,

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we get to hang out with Kelly
Raspberry. Oh, you finally got to

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meet her. Probably got to meet
her. Dude, Good for you.

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I don't want to go to you
know, it's been a dream of yours

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some time. She sat there and
split it. I think she got she

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get two two's split up, but
got another two split it and got another

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four splits. She had four two's
lined up, and boy, and then

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if you get an eight, you
gotta double that or nine. I think

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she had worst case scenario and ended
up with four to twelve somehow. Yeah,

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she got wiped out on all four
counts. But either way, the

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rest of the table, we're all
going split them up, split them up

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every time, Danny. These idiots, if they have any two cards that

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match, including two face cards,
which means okay, we basically just won.

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They're trying to split them. Okay. It was so bad that I

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left the table and I actually googled
does bad poker play mathematically affect your chances

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of winning at a table? Like
they violated every rule of blackjack. I

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was driving me insane, but it
turned out it's like, now it's all

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so just random. It doesn't matter
if they take your card, you know,

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or whatever. And I actually didn't
know that answer, and I'm like,

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all right, screw it, I'll
stick around, and it all just

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worked out for one Yeah, okay, so it's not outcome based on probability

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based go against the grain a little
bit, yeah, become a thousand are

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So you sat there for five hours? How long was your big streak like

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where you're like, holy crap,
I am up, up up. It

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was pretty early end of the night, and it was when, first of

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all, keep in mind, none
of this money was my own, because

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Mike Rener's assistant Rebecca handed me Kavanaugh
and Ben's son Max a one hundred dollars

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bill just to gamble with it.
So I was like, we put this

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on one hand, or what do
we do with It's just like okay,

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because she probably has Ryaner's paycheck direct
to positive he won't notice. It was

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pretty odd, really, just handed
you guys hundreds, yeah, and some

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I missed that. We were kind
of like, oh, okay, so

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you started with one hundred dollars of
not your own money, yeah, and

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then walked with what I got up
to five hundred, then I went down

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a little and then got up to
seven fifty, and then went down to

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five hundred, then got up to
one thousand, then went down to seven

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fifty, then got out up to
about fifteen hundred. Ooh, and that's

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when I started, you start getting
real about to do a five hundred dollars

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hand here? What are we gonna
do? Like, we're you know,

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we're at a fifteen dollar table too. That's why I you don't gamble.

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Fifteen hundred, got down to about
twelve, and then it was probably about

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time to go, and I was
like, well, let's get to a

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good firm, even number. So
I ended up with a thousand. I

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was up a thousand after five hours, right, and all that drinks and

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just chaos and screaming and screaming and
just just reactions. Yeah, someone else

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does it to the table, You're
just all night. Why the dealer didn't

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like us? Oh yeah, Rick
the dealer. Rick was annoyed with us

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for sure. And then after all
that, they just slide a one single

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chip to Cavio and it's what yellow
the golden sun, a golden chip worth

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one thousand dollars. That's amazing.
And he just stands there with an open

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palm. It's America too, just
like super Bowl Days of America. You're

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standing there with a thousand dollars one
little chip and a little smile on us.

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Fantastic. Well, if you hate
drunk people, you don't want to

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being a car dealer is probably not
the best line of work for you.

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Our table too, it's a combination
of us and as Me and it's Roy

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Ben and Skin and Max and then
Kelly Raspberry and Amy Jane from sales slide

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by and they hop in and a
couple of listeners kind of bookingd into thing

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like it was on. So we're
telling when the dealers was coming like,

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hey, we're rowdy and we're all
friends here. That's what it's about.

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It was a beautiful night and I
did not think once about getting up.

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I could have stayed for another five
hours. I'm telling you, yeah,

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I was good, but it was
time to go. It's awesome and would

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have choked you out if you stayed
there for a couple hours. As you

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get that, I'm going up text
and you're go, okay, yeah,

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because also you have a girl kind
of hovering behind you, which is fine

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cause they don't want to play black
Jackler's kind of hanging out. They don't

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want to just stand there for five
hours. Shary thinks I gambled too much

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too, And I'm like, she's
like, you're you were down earlier though,

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And I'm like, you're assuming I
was down. I took free money

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that was hated to me. Yeah, I turned that into a thousand dollars.

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There's nothing there's literally nothing bad about
this, I know. And I

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was cutting a promo for you.
I'm look at this man, he's holding

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the Golden Chip. This is a
moment to celebrate him. And she's she

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was not Yeah, she still wasn't
even happy. She wasn't impressed that she

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got to party with Kevin the Whale. No. Yeah, yeah, it's

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just it's just gonna just kinda lean
into his other bad gambling habits. You

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know, he's gonna staraging toxic behavior
in our relationship. All right, well

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okay, well we're gonna do a
lot of super congratulations, congratulations, choctaw

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awesome, go there, people.
Can we get a washing machine with this

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thousand dollars please? And a dishwasher
washer split him? Yeah, combo washer

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and dishwasher. That's what that money's
going to her. I think. Uh,

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coming up next, Mike, we're
gonna move your reliant spots in the

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next break. It went from being
one of the most boring Super Bowls ever

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to one of the greatest. Next
of ninety seven won the free