Everybody wants to be a little unique, little unique. Change one more,
goddamn the you don't we tied, can't change the stuff. You don't barely
here happe here, you don't. You don't be here like that no more?
Why did you sell? So? What is going on? Right?
That's all my try. Just feel like it's out far enough and like and
then we gotta be laying on it and stuff. Man, you ain't gotta
say, oh no, ship, this is the dynamic ass Mike. You
just talk it, really you do. You're just talking at this. Really,
you ain't gonna be all up in that show. You gotta be all
in it like the video I used to in my case, No, you
used to. Never be welcome to another edition of hostially awkward. It is
a miss the tone death. I'm off off camera today immediately right there,
immediately over that brushing her hair as the whole that we all love, and
no, Mimi, come and Walker, if you I ain't gonna I ain't
gonna lie to man. I don't know what he's doing, because I was
really gonna start saying that that fresh show. But after catch you gave it
a good college tribe. But that drop out my nigga one. Look,
I never had to lean in like this. That's mine. Yeah, my
mad jo. I'm trying to get together. So if this is your first
time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I ain't hosting
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Um, I know a lot of people have been wanting to pick up
their orders, and with me doing everything out of the house, you know,
I want you Strange things coming to my crib we really don't like,
because I mean, if you've been listening to the show, you probably we
heard the episode where I was reading the d M from the guy on Twitter
that was basically just trying to place the order to get to see me.
And shit, now imagine the nigga like that doing fucking pick up at my
crib. You have taken residence here at so as so greedy. You know,
every time I come here, you be here. Yeah, she really
did be here more than you. Right, She's like I live right up,
like I'm right, I sleep around with a candle out screws mc du
gonna be walking out while you walking in there. And we talked about that.
The guys wearing the little nightgowns and shit that I've actually seen them posted
on social media. Now they got the niggas, uh, the little niceties
with it, ain't got the hat, it ain't worth rock rocket hip hop
version. Man, gonna have gonna have it with all a dream on the
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hadn't been able to really post like that I have been dealing with a lot
of health ship. But now I am back um and I actually spent in
my entire birthday weekend, like this weekend, instead of going out partying and
drinking and shit, I was actually doing content. So you got a lot
of new shit. Yes, you know. That was actually one of my
main reasons, was like outside of like just with my health and not being
up to it. It was getting annoying dealing with doing an editing content because
Spectrum is so ass that it takes so long to upload everything, and it
was just it was a really tiresome process. So now just come here and
freeload off a tone h at and t because he got fiber and I upload
everything right away. But for the rest of my cohouse right off, we
got the new mister bitious pie guy one aka the Narcissis is gonna head shake
a dress who us one time? You know what I do? You damn
right, I'm definitely a narciss tell you that, like the last two years.
Don't really don't look up the definition of a nariss we did. We
read it on air, you know, putting people in the backgrounds wild.
I just realized I'm gonna laptop of comments. Yeah from face, Well,
I was locis gilling the fucking buttons. Dude, No nobody could hear it,
but I was going crazy over here. But um our engineer, mister
tone deaf a a classes man. He's always behind the scenes making everything happen
for me. We got mister Essential aka mister never shut the fuck up when
he's supposed to do on the podcast is in the building. And part two
of the Backyard against because these niggas, you know what, We're supposed to
have a signed Seaton as. We got to thought about that shit, and
you got to split these niggas up because when they get together, they just
they Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, so go ahead and plug ourself.
Mister uh. Back to the sandwich in mister sexy radio voice, my name
is can Beats. I have a limited time to speak because um uh under
the rest can catch the can beats uh for Samwich. It's supposed to be
every morning, but Monday Tuesday, you would not seeing me. You see
me Wednesday. And we're gonna unveil the can draft winners. Oh wow,
we can't draft winners the top the top five. At least I'll go through
all thirty because since everybody had the vote, but every sunning every morning nine
to ten am, hundred grand one on there. It was on there.
I just see hunder grand at all. Damn, I'll leave underground. You
see, look at you the grand off And I was upset. I bet
they put a pay day on there. That's just terrible. What the fuck
is even pay days? Is this? Because it is always my number one?
So I picked Twigs. Yeah, but then I went and I'm like,
hud grande because that's said. I asked this question a while ago,
and I was juggle like, niggas really snigger balls on there? I did
not see it. Niggas y'all like Snickers, Snickers the goat definitely the best
that somebody comes to Snickers. I don't just go on like by like a
full size Snicker bar, like if it's like the little little niggas bars.
That's absolutely insane. That was like big turns to me, yeah, and
it kind of fucked with me a little bit, but yeah, I'll eat
the little nuggets. Yeah, kars, wow, I hate milky where uh
you know. And it's it's funny because I still remember those commercials back when
we were kids and they had like a little X file scene. Okay,
so I said no, I said, my threatened told me and I was
like, just know how you walking here tomorrow is go to find our relationship
moving forward. He was like, what happens? I was like, I
said, that's our riddle was like, uh, container milk, a loaf
of bread, stick a butter that came of milk. I went home the
whole day. I don't know what the fuck was Ben. It's strawberry,
strawberry. That ship is fired. I got some of that ship one day
late night. Ain't the whole ship. That's what that's that's what the problem
is. It's got strawberry. So that was our little insider because when it
was his birthday, I bought him in a piece of cake and apparently it
was really delicious. It was Pick and save, got some good ass cake.
Man, Pick save cake is fire and the portion has been nice and
big. Do we sell the same fuckings cakes. I'm like, yo,
y'all fucking losing back here, you fucking gid ass ports. I'm a grown
man. Pick and saved, Pick and saved square, fill up the old
fucking container. Yeah, nap from motherfuckers. Out here and soft real cutting
corners and ship man, real watch, pick and save and sand because we
every year for our birthday, our birthday parties, we always got Sam's club
caps. But yeah, SAMs telling you this is all its weird because it
was never it wasn't just tight. Yeah, Sam's got the fire star because
I hear that all the time. But no, you want me to do
it. He wants to have. Tommy is actually really good with comments because
he paid attention to you up, I'd be like when I'm when I'm going,
I'm like tunnel vision. We don't ring Butterfingers. Butterfinger was my second.
I gotta get my man shout out. He's my my co host.
Minds Butterfingers definitely on the list. Butter Fingers is definitely not in my top
four. Hell yeah, we eat Snickers balls when whenever the yes, whenever
the girls master, whenever the girls do actually think enough about me to bring
me something back, They'll always they'll make sure to bring me Snickers. I'm
not Snickers, uh twigs or Butterfinger. But like to ask questions like this
because I'd be trying to figure out who the fuck are the terrorists of the
world, like people who are eating fucking baby roofs and ships. Motherfuckers who
like wafers wafers and ship not vanilla wafers, but the motherfucking sandwich wafer cookies.
Mother is crazy people. Okay, so if they're covered in chocolate.
So here's my thing forced the last. But I'm a butterfinger. I'm not
really a chocolate person to begin with. That makes so much. That makes
sense. So I don't really eat a lot of candy bars. But I
love twigs because you know, the whole the caraman and the cookie, like,
you know, I fuck with that? Why is that not a cereal?
But my thing is you're terrorists. See, we gotta getting people like
people like you out of here. I had to go back on this list
because I did not see Hunter Grant on there because Hunter Grant is man.
Remember Granny us to keep them r grands on fire? Yes? No,
but um every so back with um like milky ways like they used to have
trash and it was like these um X files type commercials and they was like
questioning people and about it. Yeah. He was like he was like what
is nugat? Anyway? I was like, damn, what is nugat.
But now since I'll be like watching cookie shows and shit, I know what
it is. No, I really don't. I don't, black man,
I will tell you. I think three. I think three tiers, Milky
Ways, Milky Ways just got carmel and three Musketeers. Don't because it's the
same ship. That's the same for um enjoying mounds. It's the same fucking
thing. One just got a big ass nutting. Any One don't dark chocolate
and is it? I don't because it's dark, said my favorite reci sticks
and butter fingers. See, I'm okay, that's why cut. Why are
your nigs eating the sticks and even cup? It's like I'm not a big
fan of peanut butter. See the kind of people we gotta get out of
here? Why? Which is crazy because like I like, I will eat
the fuck out of butterfingers, like I love butterfingers. I'm just not.
I guess some one of them with fans on the form chocolate cover packing material.
That's what is three is garbage? But I eat Milky Ways. Reese
Cups made me salibrate too much, and it makes me gag because like it
makes the peanut butter makes my mouth, salib to make too much spitting my
mouth. If I'm not sucking peanuts, I don't want that much spite.
But why do I not have a as much as I say pause on this
goddamn show? Why is nobody to clip the cut your Button's we do?
Now? We don't tell Uncle bro up. Uncle Bo's gonna get it for
you. Uncle he got you. I keep thinking that Uncle. They just
know that this cake that time me bought me from the start a whole war
in my house. I'm taking it in on purpose because every year my mom
makes me a jell ocake. I didn't get my cake last year, and
I brought that shit up the entire time, like because you know her and
we got the same birthday. So when I took them out to dinner and
sh I was like, yeah, you see how you eating that steak.
But I couldn't eat my fucking cake on my birthday this year because I'm petty
like that. But I feel like she already trying to wheeze a lot of
it because she went to the grocery store and she was like, and they
was just all I had a white cake. I was go on Amazon,
stop playing with me. Bro right, what ocake? Fire? It literally
got a yellow in it. Well be people call it different. Yeah,
it's not like jiggly jello though. It's like the I don't know how she
made yet, but I know that because everybody calls it something different. Have
you ever heard of something called strawberry poke cake? Yes, that's jello cake
looking up. So it's like they Yeah, it's like the mixture from the
jello and you like pour it into and it soaks into the cake. Yeah,
with cream frosting. Yeah. So every year on my birthday, that's
what my mom makes me because you know that's my that's my favorite cake.
I get excited about the next one. Make a strawberry one all the time.
It's fire. We abody to show this sh absolutely because I never knew
that I had another name. It wasn't until recently, probably like the last
two years or so, that I learned that it was called the strawberry poke
cake. And I think somebody has shared, you know how to share,
like recipes and shy country. But I think when people hear jello once you
say, pauls no wrong. Three Musketeers are garbage with packing material in them.
Your niggas who packing, Who do circus peanuts? Terrible people? Circus
peanuts is right there. That looks amazing. Set me be a little bit
more pink in there though you white a fire. That's exactly what I'm Okay,
Well it didn't. I didn't put in nigga jell ocake, so I
don't think you'll find anything when you write nigga jell ocate But here's a whole
bunch of them. I don't know which ones wish. This first one right
here was someone I was looking around here, yeah right there, but yeah,
yeah, because like you take a toothpick and you poke a whole bunch
of holes in the top of the cake, and then you're pouring the jello
mixture and it's soaking up and that's what's giving it most of the strawberry flavor.
And then she puts cool whipped on top of the strawberries. We don't
won't know vegan version. I was gonna say, look, don't go disaffect
to my favorite dessert. Everything design just don't enjoy it. I don't want
my store to be vegans. We just changed things up a little. I
want to be faced. I know how you guys show last week about sonships.
How you guys feel about prinkles. Frinkles are amazing ples. I mean,
prinkles aren't chips, but I don't even know what they are. Funny
you're saying that I was in um pick and say buying the water and ship.
I meant to post this and say sonships they got flavor, No,
because they all taste up sucking sound a different color back. They have many
designs. They got that many designs for bags flavors. They got a purple
bags that b fuck sun Chips that all out for sun Chips. Chips el
soul man like a wheat a wheat chip? What is the sun? Delicious?
Things are? Potato crisps are great. Yes, y'all got a forty
hours can. That can is tall and bitch that means next you need to
be doing this. H if we absolutely, if we had to do a
snack draft, sun Chips is definitely going with the vegans Sun chips and now
we don't want it sun sun same. No, it's nasty when the vegans
don't even want that. Nigga don't want thank you, and I'm not a
vegan. The Happy birthday Trey, Hello Trey, Happy birthday. Some chips
are delicious. M hmm, shout, that's a sunship arm delicias. Second
guess our relationship that ship. You know what you're talking about? Not too
much, not too much on tray tray, I mean until you sit there
about the sun chips A The second guess, you know she's a harvest shudder,
harvest fucking flavor. That's what they need to harvest. Harvest some ship
that it can actually fucking taste like they look like a harvest. I'll bring
you all the al right, cool, we can swap snacks. You bring
me some chips. I'll give you a knuckle sandwich. You're gonna put it
in some foil. What you worry about wrapping it foroil? Evening? How
was up? Nick? Hey, that's gotta be your enter, your uh,
your your introduction eating a hose? Did you eat it? I'm happy
to report that my hotel stays uh this weekend did not, you know,
involve me being locked out in my room. Wrap chips are good as fucks,
but y'all got a back annotation about such a wrap. Snacks have flavor.
I just I didn't like the ones that I got. I got to
people told me which ones to get one of them. I didn't like one
of themes. Crunches, dude, don't y'all halapinio okay, respect Yeah,
calapeno crunches. Yeah, because this niggas that the other flavors are crunches.
Do crunches too. I don't suck with the barbecue ship. That must kip
barbecution. They got a whole I really got to be in a move for
like barbecue. But I told you, I'm not really like a sweet kind
of you know. The little baby all in the bag is the one.
I think that's the one I had, and I didn't like. Please,
is that barbecue crunches or fire? It's I mean, so speaking of chips,
I see that they got um on Hulu. They got a movie about
flaming hot um and I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, it's out. And
the funny thing is, I'm like, dude, I remember when the Motherfucker's
hit. The scene and the little preview of it it had the little boy
eating. He was like, it's hot. He was like stop eating.
He was like, no, it's a good hot. So I was like,
that's really how it was. Because we d I was like, because
back when they first came out, they did have a little kick to him.
Then they got kind of weakened. Shit. Now the only ones that's
really like got any kind of flavors if you're eating the flame, the hot
popcorn um or the ones in the black bag. But they got some new
shifts that I want to try, but it's only at Walmart. Which one?
Uh they're puffs but they're ghost peppers. Oh shit, Oh that's the
new shot. Like I try those, Nick said meg sour cream with the
Dabby ranch too. Anything sour cream I'll try. You can't eat soyur cream
on your round. This Niga, this Nickea will eat you out. Man.
It's always just a firefighter. I don't know what it is, but
you can't. But you've always been ever since we were kids, You've always
been that way. You can't miss when you put sour cream now on the
chip, nothing cracker, just can't miss. Since Tom disappeared, How the
am I supposed to get my video downloaded? Yeah, I gotta I gotta
run in a second. Now it's my daughter called Hope. Everything's all right,
Everything's fine. Multitasks. I like that, ain't you? Yeah?
I run two studios. Now SHARE's only one for here, what's empty?
I still gotta add it all the ship SPA get a multitask and I should
probably be uploading stuff while I'm on the air. You want white Boy Color
one or black Girl color color color? I said, um to download that
video? Yeah, we gonna play. Were gonna play that? Yes,
I did say six dollars and fifty six cents. My Only Fans is on
sale for six dollars and fifty six cents right now. And that is that
is a wild Yeah, that's all wild Gemini season. And and like I
like I explained it is because with them taking that twenty per sent like it
evens out to where it's not like an odd ass amount because Only Fans is
weird. They don't give you all your money, right, And what I
mean by that is like, if it's not a full dollar, they don't
give it to you. So I have like some random I'd be able to
withdraw some money and then it's like it's a random fucking ninety four cents or
whatever and there so I gotta wait until it goes to a four dollars for
them to be able to should have charged six dollars and thirteen cents. Well,
it goes based off of what my current prices and then what I discounted
ass. So I'm like six thirteen would have been fired. Though I see
him. If they're in order, I should burn the number one, like
you can say, I don't know if you can, but I can see
him right here, you know order you think about oh shit, absolutely still
you can't such a criminal though I said three years ago, I was number
one. He was your number one fan. Sean said three years ago,
I was hurt, number one, her top fan. Hey, look,
Sean is like free, He's appreciated, like shot one of the people that
asked you appreciate He actually appreciated the work. And I'm putting into my content
like because I wasn't doing like lazy shit like I was actually producing on here.
You're gonna particular Yea, remember your very first first video, you know,
like it was like your first episode camera, your very first video.
He had this quality was this angle. But now you over here it's an
eight K with three cameras. No, I mean, but he was putting
me in the beginning three years ago. I was just starting out. But
everybody know, shooting how much work I was putting in at that time,
like I was with mend consistent all my find and the fact that I gave
a about when I was out there. He's that imaginary. He just he
just practicing with you a getting the rebound your empty screens. Don't let them
talk crazy. They know how I am about quality because tone was like,
you know what made me? You right? And that's why you know y'all
got this empire he building and ship because I was like, I will always
give you credit every year. I don't. I don't want this quality of
my ship. Which one you got? Very just the best Jack Daniels I've
ever heard it, told you taste better in the glass pink up sick man.
I was well before we get you know, too too far. Because
today is um and we are celebrating Gemini season, I do a special birthday
shout out that we are going to go ahead and slap on the screen right
now? Does that me? Yeah? Me, all right, I'm gonna
go for it. And to the dopest woman that ever grace me with her
presence, you were beautiful inside and out, and I pray that you never
let anybody dim that light. Um don't ever let anybody take that away from
you. I know that with everything going on is preventing me from being there
when you needed me most Um, my heart is still here. You know.
If you need me, I'm one call away or message away, whatever
you need. If I got it, you got it. None of that
has changed. Um. I do want to say that in distance, you
are still adored, admired, cherished, and more importantly, you are missed.
So I hope that your day was all that you needed us to be
and more because you deserve the fucking world. Bitch. So I love you.
I've always loved you, I will always love you. And happy birthday.
Okay, so that's happy birthday to to me. Her birthday is today,
Um, drop drop BOMs. You crowing through a lot at the last.
Marrin is being gay. That's that's get. I can't take my video
where the fuck you know what? I'm going back across the hall talking about
her neck and I gotta swish it on right next to no shout out to
the jail fan, y'all, Steve Block women, We're gonna blow the away
on the Amazon. Does they got a jail Marcus fan? The Amazon?
Just like cool and outside of mic range like this one. We just put
a bowl of cold water ice in front of that. Motherfucker make a ghetto
air conditioning people do that. No, yeah, people will take a bag,
wrap it around the fan, put a bowl of ice water in front
of it and left the air blow through. Bro that it worked, It
worked, fairy fake? Is that really how you go? Did everything?
Color guy? White dude, black girl? Does it not hit the video
when you look at the clip makes it easier, pom if you can read
all the Sometimes this caption don't look like the thing up there like that,
don't look nothing like that one up there. Because last I was like,
like an color No it don't hear it's in h it's purplish colors all around
him. So this colored guy, I hate it all right? Well because
you know why, because you're racist seeing it from a racist perspective. This
is why Joscelyn and uh fucking Amber Rose was fighting on the College show,
The Colored Show. What no you know? They say, adult motheruckers?
The colleges, Oh Hill College Hill, the Color Joscelyn and Amber Rose decided
to duke it out this week that she want to be white. Oh God,
how you just telling mother like you just you want to be white?
What I have a white person that they want to be white. So what
you're telling me is they took a great reality show. The original College Hill
still had niggas going to class. Nothing positive about college hilsitive. But compared
to regular reality to be Shell College Hill, it was the same ship.
It was like a real world just black college. I like that. Though
you liked it because it was black, yes, because you write it was
wasn't enough black people in the real world. I still watched it. I
have to say that college he was the best college. He was very close
to Black college. Actually the most realistic shit, right, that's actually how
college really is. Bro That the one where dude got his ribs eight or
that was something else whoa Yes, probably was college they happening on the episode
of College Yeah. And also like they went to the Virgin Islands, an
old girl decided to start running face with a high Hill. Gotta stop working
with people. Everybody not for play. You stab me with, I have
to shoot you. I don't know what the fuck happened to be et BT
used to have some dope shit on that they did. Now they just want
to play because he hits from the street that was my ship that I need
money, and I ain't seen him since See this world. Oh yeah,
look get away as cartoon. He popped up on h No, she popped
up on what was that that making the band shit with the old retired R
and B singers. She was on that They brung her back for that.
I see that, uh Ween, go ahead and play the color guy because
because this is this the way and this thumbnail, I feel like he's gonna
rick rollers. This is so funny that I don't see the same thing in
my thumbnail. There's no reason for love. All right, We're ready there
we are famous Mike thing that James Brown does you know? He come after
down and kicks it and picks back up. Another soul singer named Joe Tex
claims that I did that first. He says Brown stole for me. Brown
says, no, I did that first, he stole for me, and
conflicting sues. Joe Text apparently had a girlfriend who was a background singer named
Via Ford, very attractive woman, and at some point Brown woos her seduces
her. No only did she leaves Joe Texas ban, she leaves Joe Tex
she became James woman. I mean they were super bad. So then Joe
Text picks this incredible record called you Keep Her. James, I got your
letter to Jame to me to day. You said I gonna have my baby
back without the world that wave. So you keeper, you keep her?
Because man, he's calling out James Brown by name in the beginning of the
song. You know, I told her how to address I told how to
fix her hair. But you can have her now. And so now James
Brown's wacked out of his mind. Jane finds out that Joe Text is gonna
be hanging out in a club in Georgia called Club fifteen. It was a
most rating show. James rabs a couple of shotguns. He rolled into the
spot like he was against movie touch, praying, I don't know if you
actually meant to shoot Joe Text, but you shouldn't get to scared the hell
out of Joe Tech dog, dude, dam Brown used to be on watching
that story and animated former is way better than just listening to people telling dude
they have one print right now. Hey, that's it hilarious. The animated
formers hilarious. And because y'all know, I just I'd be on you know,
I'd be on my reels and shit, and whenever I see something with
James Brown, I gotta watch it because dog was really awesome. Ship.
Yeah, but I said, this nigga rolled up was the fucking shotguns and
just go in and just start Sh'm like this nigga just Saint Louis. He
is ready behind a piano. So the Mary Jane Girls and Arrantee six was
created just because niggas was beating with each other, right right pretty much?
Drug. I love musical historic fact stories. And even though I labeled the
color Guy, I guarantee you one of them call one of them a color
guy. You know, one guy called the color Guy. All I know
is how you take a nigga bitch and then get mad because he tell you
to keep it. He's like so like to hear it, hear it?
Go hey. Back then they said the name James, you keep the whole
name, government name. He said, he say you got him. He's
calling him out by name, Like this is nigga a hint or nothing?
Right, It's the forty two pounds a party stack. It is bursting with
flavor. M h when that nigga tells you he's the snack guy, believe
him, because he gonna find some fucking snacks. They only had the twelve
packs the sprite and I wasn't trying to pay that much. I ain't saying
them in a pocket, my driver in a twelve pack at I was at
Midtown Midtown picka. Yeah they're still over. Yeah, just gonna say that,
Okay, believe it or not. I would actually hate for them to
close because even though I don't shop there, it's decent. It's just nigga.
But no, but that's my point, Like I need them to have
somewhere to go now, you know, venture out to where we'll be at
right video, go ahead, we're here now. Yeah. I'm not trying
to be funny the fuck you get it? I mean, LOGI I'll fund
all this shit when I'll be at work, like I get off and I'll
just be walking off, or when I was supposed to be doing some work
that's send me like yeah, who usual translation ship And instead of coming back
the regular way, I take the long Just hey, you gotta ask anything
in Midtown open? And I feel that though, because that's how I find
spots when i'm door dash, you're just like when you're just looking around,
like damn, I'm gonna go burggers. It was just about or it's like
I'll have an order I got to pick up from someone. It's like brib
Bride passes motherfucker every day and I never knew it was the restaur room right
here. They're fucking around to go back and try that ship we fired.
That's right here in the corner. So if y'all look like, if y'all
like burgers and ship, try Louise. Uh it's down there on a farwell
Louise. Yeah. Yeah, it was called uh Louise Chard Dog Chard Dogs
and burgers. They got, man start pitching wool in the comments. When
I do road trips, that's how I find like shit, I'll just stopped
on our exam, like what the is that about? And no matter what
time, man go try that ship, you know, And I hate it
because like with me having the allergies and ship that I have, Like I
was just in this motherfucker the other night and had a fucking allergic reaction,
So reblame using your body, butter not like you. But she was like,
so here's how your body works. She said. Now you've had Buffalo
Boss before, you've never used her body butter, so your body is like,
hey, I don't know, I don't know. If we liked the
shit. We we gotta we we gotta see, we gotta get used to
it, she said, So now the next time you use it. It
did beat him built up a little immune to you know that. But that
first test roon it was like, man, we don't know how we feel
about this yet, you said, damn. He asked the question he pitched
for him. Maybe he just wanted to eat my bad brother. It was
it was area, damn, Tim, tell me, oh damn, my
god, thank you for my cake. Man, think you think you think
it? Yeah? Thanks, But you can find these at a grocery store.
Bro just looking for the party. I really hate the fact that we
don't we don't shop at Sam's Cul, Like we have a Sam's Cul membership
and we don't shop there. A lot of people don't shop there and they
have the like shot in boat. We need shit in both. That's the
problem. Like we actually we need to shop and vote, like we would
save a lot more money shopping and fucking boat instead of constantly having to go
to the store, um, especially like when it comes to like snacks and
shit like that. But when I found out that they were doing fifty boxes
of fross oh long Newship. I also think it's like because it's not really
distant from my mind because like my mom, like she's always she goes to
Woodman's and Ship anyway, And that's another reason. I'm like, dude,
Woodman's is right here, right next to SAMs, and you still don't go
to SAMs. What's the point of getting membership? But when they were on
seventy sixth Street, like I went a lot and I didn't even have my
own fucking Sam's Club card. Then I was using other people Ship. I
feel like now that I work so far in the fucking sticks, moms and
Jazz have reasons to be out here now, so the shop out here a
lot. Now, I think we should get a Costco membership. It's Costco's
like right off the three whatever, right and Costco and Sam's Club is like
bright Neck and Neck and Manomite Falls. Yeah, so that's actually where out
because that's one of the gas stations that like he has to fill up at
night. So sometimes I just go, like just kick it up there with
him while he on his little run and um, either that or like if
he didn't get a chance to eat, like I'll go and get some food
before they close and then I'll just take it to him, but go to
hell. I'm actually I'm actually excited for tomorrow because why because tomorrow he said
this day night for my birthday. He's off Sundays and Mondays. But every
other Sunday got a sun So we'll have to do something tomorrow tomorrow. But
you off Tuesday on my actual birthday though, So we're going to see Transformers.
That's what you said. That was the plan. That is what you
said. I feel like there's three people in the wrong line, two of
which wasn't even present for this conversation. There's a text that one yeah,
but it wasn't in the group chat. I don't you should go back to
not having a brain. Oh I love my break has all the good snacks.
I found a lot of shit on let alone. It only makes sense
for toilet juice and paper towels, see, and it definitely makes sense for
us for tissue because jelly Bean uses tissue like she has an ass like Serena
Okay, I think that's just the age, because my thirteen year old is
the same way, Like, I just want and I appreciate that, and
I also have like the wipes and everything as well too. I thought she
was doing it because we was on air, and when I tied her that,
I said it was birthday, but because this is technically my birthday show
since I won't be on air on my actual birthday. Yeah, I love
I usually love blood on stuff. I just I hate brisk Yeah, I'll
try it just because of the flavor, but honestly, most times bridge tastes
like a motherfuckers just spit it back in the bottom, like they just backwashed
it and bottle it up. Yeah I don't mean yeah, I don't like
just writing the bottom you finish it off well. So, because I couldn't
use Serena's body butter, I went and bought me some palmers um the cocoa
butter or like the body oil listen, glazed ham snigger glazed hams like I
had honey bun booty. So because you got the star, yeah, tim
me in here, no more right there, there's nothing come up, see
snuff spit hey, And I grew up with country ass like my great grandparents
and ships to really be out there with that fucking snuff. Don't do that,
miss blow job? What what I didn't code press? Tangerine is a
blessing from the Goddess of juice. I don't think I've ever had it,
you know, London, what's up? First time got some fire juice?
Them biscuits was greasy shit? Why he made me sick? They was though,
like they was extra buttery though, Like can I get to them y'all?
And it's funny because it was like, remember when I was telling y'all
on the show, like because I don't know how to like really dress for
my body type, but when I don't have on pants, my butter is
completely different. That was one of them things. I was like, damn,
I like that person from yesterday discussed where jeans compared to cop speaking of
biscuits, Well, no, because she still got the buns in dinner.
It's just when it was like free flowing, it was like hit different.
I had those biscuits from Popeyes. It's like our booty moo like them.
You know what I'm taught me, and that be outside the tax places.
Why are you waving in relatable to Man the baby Buddies. Hey, somebody
posted and said that Chris Brown dancing one day one day. I hate yall,
say yes that combo with the shape Butter vascline, I really hate yall.
Hey, I just stick to my body, Butter, I don't know
if I don't think I can, I think it will stick to Uh,
just stick to my dick man. H fuck what our words are? Right?
But we're here now because I was talking about my buns because of the
content. The dick man is part of the content. Keep up okay,
so that's technically tone fun because he was taking all day with the video up,
we didn't have to have that kind of conversation. Told me how your
week was, you know, said professional cheat, grease and tutorials and ship.
Hey, I mean, we gotta make sure we keep the keep everything
greased up. Look, I for one hate and I've told y'all this several
times. I can't stand when I'm on fucking Twitter and somebody is promoting their
only fans and it's ashy ass crack like, and it's not just the point,
because you know, there's a difference where it's like a person isn't Ashy,
but they just don't have that shine versus is just that white strip white
in the crack of their ass, like somebody just took a chalk finger and
said, put some flower on it. See Like, bro, if you're
ever giving me back shots and you like, damn, it's kind of drive
back here, Like I'm not even gonna be mad if you revolute spit back
reporting, like, don't have me on camera with ashy cheeks. Now,
I just have to have right there, like the video, that's what you
do already have mine prick laced? Bianca said, I use body butter and
lotion. Always layer. How do y'all layer? Y'all sense? It depends.
I forgot today. I was at the store and it's like it was
like, what do you have on? You smell so good? And I
have to stop the thing. Well, I'm like, what did I put
on today? Because sometimes I forget. I'll just be didn't you tell that
you got t Rex arms? Shit? What? Yeah? So let's get
to this Rick James, and it to this Rick James. All heroes don't
wear cape. Tommy Black audiences love Rick from the get go. Different from
Prince. The first time we met him, he was in Dallas and we
found out that he was gonna be opening and whatnot. And he risa.
Here he comes and I'm looking at and he comes in. Now I'm still
fucking look where is he? I'm looking at cats gotta be like five nights
maybe six foot tall. And this little bitch walks in there, said,
God damn, he's training. He was down here and he had on pink
high heel fucking shoes. Stunning. That's Prince. They had found a new
nemesis arrival who had pushed Rick James for the rest of his life. The
artist known simply as Prince Rick was the one who chose him to come out
and open up on this tour because he was released from the Rolling Stones tour
because they didn't care for that much. Rick came to the band and asked,
what you think about Prince. Rick's thing was when he was coming out,
there was no Prince. Now, Prince had some records. Prince was
a little softer, but that ship was funky, and that ship was completely
different because a lot of white audiences came out to see Prince and Rick was
smart enough to realize that, like, okay, then we need to have
this little kid on tour with us. This was his very first black tour.
Black audiences love Rick from the get go different from Prince. The first
time we met him, it was in Dallas and we found out that he
was going to be open and whatnot. And a rich said, here he
comes, and I'm looking and he comes there. Now I'm still fucking look
where is he. I'm thinking the cats gotta be like five nights maybe six
foot tall. And this little bit bitch walks in there, said, God
damn, he's training. He was down here. He had on pink high
heel fucking shoes, stunning that little that's Prince, you know, us being
so tall. I mean he seems like a dwarf. But he was so
powerful on stage, and I like the sub bit he was funking his hells
to me. But Rick used to get man, because I remember saying,
that little motherfucker got me working hard because he's a bad, little motherfucker.
Man. He was funking every show. Rick was on the side of stee
watching Princes Princi side stage watching Rick. They both understood whether the ship was
about to go. I think Prince and he was in this room. God
bless his soul. He would say it. Prince would do his show and
then we do ours, and nine times out of ten when we got finished
with our show, people forgot who the fucked open an act was. We
used to kick his little ass every motherfucking night, maybe blowing up shit on
stage viron technics and shitting bitches and whatnot with Valerie's dancing ship for us,
man, you can't do that. Who's opening up? That was Prince.
They both forget We got through that ass. Prince would push Rick to step
up his game in more ways than one. Rick told me when I became
one of the background singers that he was starting a female group. Joanne McDuffie
was a part time jazz singer and part time record store clerk when she met
Rick James back in their hometown of Buffalo. Female groups at the time,
you know, they weren't a lot of them. The biggest thing that came
down to at that point, Rick's idea was to create a group of women
that were not wearing the same dress and the same glows in the same wig,
in the same shoes. He said he wanted to create a female group,
and I guess he put forth that idea to Prince and Prince did it.
First. Prince produced the all girl group Vanity six. Rick, He's
pretty pissed about that, but anyway, I became lead singer for the group
that he produced, the Mary Jane Girls. Prince also started up another band
around one of his childhood friends, the time, featuring Morris Day. Rick
answered with his own group, Process and the dow Rags Fights. In whatever
Prince was doing, we had to do better. A lot of people don't
realize that motherfucker had Rick working his ass off. This song became a hit.
Rick had that touch, man, I mean, he just had that
touch. Rick's nemesis also had that touch. Prince had already made a party
song called nineteen ninety nine. While the super Freak was living large with Eddie
Murphy, Prince was making a little movie to go along with his album Purple
Rain. I feel it got to him. Prince put him in some degree
in despair. I don't think he handled it well. Author David Ritz mined
The King of Funk for his inner feelings between the binges, Rick was a
jealous and I think Prince resent it to him a kind of danger of getting
old. In nineteen eighty five, Prince gave his first ever television interview to
MTV, the channel that was revolutionizing the industry. MTV refused to play Rick
James. I believe that all the black artists on MTV should pull their videos
off the MTV if they were to play Rick James without adding all the other
videos, but all the other black artists on there, I wouldn't want my
videos on MTV because I'm not gonna be a token for nobody. And right
now, Michael Jackson, Michael's being a token on MTV, and so as
Prince, who probably doesn't even care. But I'm not gonna be anybody's token
because the first thing I am is black. The second thing I am is
a person. When I see something as blatant as this, wait, I
mean, I'm supposed to sit by and say cool. I think that stopped
a lot of our progress. It stopped us from being considered programmings, you
know, all of that stuff. Despite taking prints out on tour, Rick
James never quite broke through like the Purple One when it came to white crowds.
So Rick James put this nigga home, and James, I never knew
it was a beef. You wonder why we know and returns to cut the
stream and the world gets too much for you. He gets out of prison.
We have a big meeting at this restaurant on sunset and we actually put
the band back together. It was good until he started freebasing again, but
that's pretty much what happened. I don't want to talk to his ass personally.
We finally get a chance to talk to say, Rick, how are
you doing? Man? I'm good man, Man, you're all right?
Man. You sound sitting man. Oh man, shit, I'm just a
little tired, okay, man, Like we're ready to do this shit.
Man, you're gonna get well man that boys, come on, bro you
laugh. I'll be ready on that myself. I don't even know the feeling.
I hope it'sn't hurt nobody's feelings out there. But the guy said,
LEVI did you hear that? And I said, yeah, Man, Rick
sick, And jokingly we said we hope he he don't die before we get
through something to do on this too, because he calls in August. We're
supposed to rehearsal first week in September. He was gone. He was fucking
gone. James Ambrose Johnson Junior was found dead in his furnished apartment a few
miles from Hollywood. He died of cardiac arrest at age fifty six, with
nine substances, including methamphetamine and cocaine in his system. Just Dacy's funk was
gonna be funkier than anybody else's funk, so would his demis be that way.
A dozen years later, Prince Rogers Nelson would be found in a similar
state in his Paisley Park mansion at the age of fifty seven. Prince lived
to be one year older than Rick, did he one of him? Yes,
even hat bit like this was smoking that nigga boots at every time another
Rick James did work. Besides being a live show, that's wild. I
never knew that was a beef. And now knowing that Prince outlived that nigga
about like a year, literally a year in age, that just makes this
even more pretty year to me. And this whole time we think it was
Michael, the Prince was Rick. Rick was out here trying to fight Mike
Beef and got smoked pretty much. Michael's truly, I am black first,
and then I'm a person broke by the way around, Sir cocaine is the
hell of a drug. It is the fact that the fact that Prince drove
Rick James and stars smoking crackers crack. Even if that's natur that's the narrative.
I feel like narrative facts. If that's not what y'all got from this
whole situation, I feel like I feel like that's what they just said because
he was working again. I don't know what fight Prince was really fighting because
through this whole time video, I don't think Rick James said nothing back to
his face. Only they said nothing bad. It was more like all he
said was a little short, you know what. It was just I'm the
king of r and fight. That's all it was. But who's who's king?
Working hard? And you were failing like you're working hard for nothing,
No, Princess petty because Rick was like, hey man, I don't want
to make a girl group that don't dress the light please, and then they
can definitely say hold my champagne flu But but the Durad group fan, what
was I don't even know about that. I never knew that shit existed.
Rick jameson put the weak ass niggas on no album at all. They didn't
get a feature. They don't do background singer. Well, I don't know
what did they sing on super Freak? I don't know, because this it
can't just be Rick James. It's a group of the niggas. I don't
think he gave any type of credit like Outlaws, But we knew the outlaws.
Tupac was called the outlawing suck. They still had exposure. They we
knew the out We knew who the Outlaws was. Do you know? Can
you name people in the group, COFFI five of them niggas? I mean
that's two. That's all you need to know. It were five of them
niggas. You just said named niggas in the group. I named two?
You say, name all of you? No check list? Wasn't that?
I mean, I don't know. Say we can't even identify you the week
as niggas. That's a problemet example, if you cannot put all of your
friends to the wave. That's how we talked nigga outlaws and groups. Doug.
Doug was his brother and his brother friends. I don't know. I
thought, you're sure no, I'm not talking about are you sure that different?
Really? Dude? It was his brother and his friends. That right,
which is why we never heard another. Yeah, we just know Mo
pream because he jumped on the song with Tony Tony Tony. He's doing Vlad
TV interviews, now you know what works for me. Everybody's doing Vlad TV
interviews. I feel like that's how you know you down bad when you got
a flat interview. I don't think bront don't do that because if we had
a music show and everybody's recorded with us, and you were the main person
doing an interview, you wouldn't say that you're doing bad, would you.
Depends on who I'm interviewing. It doesn't matter it does You can now Lad
interview a little Boosy, understandable little Boosy for some eyelass reason. It's relevant
in the culture because he makes these odd ass internet hot takes. I get
that Boosy, get a bag, Flad, get a bag from whatever.
I just saw Vlad do an interview with fucking Murphy Lee. Who what fucks
thinking about Murphy League. There are people who's worried about waiting. Now we
don't care. They still wonder what the hook don't be, and we don't
give what what it is. At this point, Nellie got back with a
shanzi and they're gonna get married and that's all we care about. I'm here
for that. Give a funk about Murphy League, Ali Key one any nigga
with the half master who used to dance, So I was the nigga the
group that day you did. He was tried at the like Ailie when he
partied up with dude from a Goodie Moby Country cousins. Everybody's spending the block.
Nellie being Vivica Fox. Yeah, she said she give me cares she
ate that man ass. She thinks she's gonna go back right. He making
money now, she took it when he was down. Yeah, she ain't
broke. Why ain't broke? She ate like when nobody right now that movie
that TV show her as nobody gave about TV mobile or we love fifty power
yea yeah, petty fifty. I don't know. She ate wife beater and
do bag ass. He wears suits now right and the rebox is gonna take
off. I feel like I feel like he got a bidet now. Back
then, not so much he had to get but he had to get him
back after doing whatever movie that was where he lost so much weight. He
looked like a cancer patient. You look America's enemies, tragedy could die for.
That was not the outlaws. M h, that was not the outlaw.
He was like, I'll tell you the outlaw that the group, the
group on there. The only person I recognized was that as and correct Reside
Niggs got us up. You know who you got? He is well,
Helen, and I can answer my question earlier because I asked, like,
how y'all layers sent some stuff? Oh, they've been talking about that doing
the whole Ricky's video. Yeah, no, I just know I how to
go back to Kayla said, My layering starts in the shower, body washed,
body scrub. Then I'll do my lotion fragrance, missed or oil,
then my perfume facts talk about it. You got it right. You need
to smell good on all three layers of when I get your naked, then,
Bianca says, I layers starting right out the shower while still wet body
butter, then the lotion and a scented lotion. Again, you need to
smell good at all three layers of when I get your clothes off. I
think that's a reasonable request. I guess I feel like when the shirt come
off a bunder that should smell good. When that bron come off a bunder
that should smell good. Yeah, that's actually just an automatic though, something
that should be, but it's not. In this world. Some people don't
know good hygiene. Some people they just like me, they washed the ship
out of their ask, but they just I've never been into like like I'm
trying to get into it now, but I never been into fragrances. So
I just felt like skin like everything I know. But still it's like i'd
want to smell out woman and shit, like you know, you like three
reactions away from like having to use unsentence soap, Like you just gonna smell
like water but that's basically what it be. And shit, I just smell
like air, so you don't stink, But I don't know what you smell
like, absolutely nothing and nothing, and I hate it, like it don't
be no, because I feel like people having like a signature sin, you
know what I mean, Let's start putting fabric softeners in your pocket when you
let the house. Hey, when when I get pregnant. I walked around
and I'll have a cup like I'll take the full Lindry cup just a game
and I just carried around and just sniff it all down. Every man fabrics
softeners come out handy. I had one stuck in like my hoodie and I
was at work. I was like, damn, man, that smell really
really fucking like I know, I washed my hoey and then like I want
to take it almost like oh kayly said tone, can you restart the YouTube
please? I don't think if it's stopped, I don't think it's gonna let
me and maybe got flagged. Keep your ass over here together with the rest
of us on Facebook, right, you'd be wrong with the YouTube, suster
what you do? Yeah? But I um, I do. I want
to start getting into you know, like different fragrances and stuff. And it's
like I want to be able when I'm going out on a date night or
something like just even in the summer, Like I don't want to be the
bitch in the sun dress. They don't smell like nothing, right you you
at least ask me like some lay like of them. So good, you
ask me like a hop maybe cherry blossom. That's too hard. But then
and then it's like it never fails. My favorite bath and body work since
like because like their body cream and stuff there. No, my mama loved
that though. No, Um, they are always seasonal. It's never the
main sense that I like, it's always the seasonal ship that comes out in
like wintertimes because like and it's like, um snowflake and cash mirror and shit
like that, like it'd be the fucking wintertime shit. So then yeah,
so now but I'm running low. Like that was almost six months ago.
So now I'm like, Okay, Kayla, go back to the YouTube one.
I think it might have automatically started back up. Oh sniff gang.
Yeah it never So that's how Um, we don't like because I would walk
around and I just had this fucking cup of game and I would just sit
like I'm driving with it. I I just walk around sniffing this fucking game.
I don't know what it is about me and pregnancy in this fucking gang,
and my baby will be slow. I'm like, they get your junius.
They fucked up longest long as we got mind we cool regardless. I
mean, they might be criminals, psychopaths, it's a lot of shit that
could be there, gonna be a ding, but no, but see,
look I was sniffing game and my kids are perfectly normal. Define normal at
both of your children. They're normal. The only thing wrong we read is
not really wrong we read. It's just she was gonna get that on this
regardless. She's sarcastic, was gonna be a thing, yea. And jelly
Bean is creepy like you, Well, eventually she'll cry out of bankry.
No, I'm not creepy anymore. And then it's like both of y'all with
them glasses and space one. That is the thing. Nothing about you as
a safe space bro. Why why would you say that? Because you're judgmentalist.
I'm not, and I'm not trying to judge you go right the fucking
a judging? So am I wrong? And some shit just funny, or
at least to me, it's not even that it's funny. It's because you
judge it, nigga, I'm not judging it always. It's just funny.
You just just just for going to a fucking sex smorgese board a couple of
weeks ago. No I judged you because you open like man, you can't
take a nigga to a dick fest. I didn't know it was gonna be
a dick fest, but you knew there was a possibility and this could go
left. I didn't. How did you not? The only left that I
felt like it could go was it being too much white people and that it
was so you. I thought that it was safe because so like the black
people writing thought was gonna be an attended not about race. It's not about
it is y'all know people, y'all know this. It's not about race.
It's the fact that like you didn't think that out of the realm of possibility.
Damn all these bitches ConFlat and that's just a sausage party. Nowhere in
your mind thought that like this could go wrong on all levels. See,
that's what's wrong with people. They don't weigh all of the possibilities of the
situation because it shows you the people that it could tom we watched wrestling,
right, Yeah, what is the thing that scrolls across the bottom when it's
showing you the show? And that's what the fuck happened when you got to
this sexual if people subject to change, like no bitches or dicks, you
know, And that would be my thing about like going to like because like
I said, I always want I want to go to WrestleMania, right,
because it's like you gotta do that shit a year in events and then like
this motherfucker might be fired from WWE by the time we get there and then
not be mad and then not that shs two nights and they never tell you
what's gonna be on. The only thing you can guarantee is that usually whatever
belt Roman has, he's gonna be on Sunday. The only thing you know,
because he is the top guy, ain't the vent guy. He gonna
be on the last night of wrestle Maker. Now what is on his show?
That's the time, that's very because you got this big ass roster,
you got two nice of this ship, just like this shiit. His show
was the weak show, the one. It was like one good match outside
of his match on his car bullshit, and niggas be buying two tickets for
two nights, spinning all the fucking money. Yeah, yeah, you'll want
to go to Philly. I didn't know it's gonna be a dick fest.
Yes, yes, because I want to Philly cheese steak, an authentic one
with the yellow shit on there. I'd be like, why y'all putting yellow
cheese on a cheese stead? But I guess that's how you're supposed to do.
That's what I'm saying. Like, man, Joey actually looked out for
him. He was in Philly and he got a Philly before he went to
the airport and bought me a fresh Philly after plane. That's my No,
didn't I fuck that sandwich? That was the best Philly I've ever had.
And and for me to say that, and it wasn't even like fresh fresh,
like because like I said, Nigga had to take a plane ride with
it. Has has it's been here for a second, And I was like
naked, just a fresh fresh on the bun. I'll be watching that ship
on the Food Network, like when they make a Philly and the mother try
to pick it up and the mothercker fall upon him, Like that's the ship,
motherfucker's travel around the world. When Nigga held it up and yeah,
like just did he was like that shit so greed. You can see the
sandwich through the paper. Yeah, yeah, because Wendy just use that thick
guys white paper. Look if I bite it, nil make my chest hurt.
Take that shit back. You need to glease dribble. That wasn't soybean
florals, clean sense. I can help you with that, Okay, So
for me, I think it's hard to explain because it's like if I say
feminine, like that's so fucking it's so broad. But it's like I don't
think it's really floral because I don't like flowers, but I don't know I
can't. So it's like, I guess my best description would be like sweet
and soft. What won't me on this topic of getting your sense together stuff?
Now? Like what Breeze saying right there? What does that say says
that I can't help you with that? I'll be reading comments on like people
be asking about sense and that. Other people like, yeah, I can
help you with that. I'm like, what if she don't like know you
in a person and like you trying to help him off with smell good?
Is then you don't smell good? That is a possibility that I will not
rule out in life. Did Yeah, I'm just saying, like I feel
like we could trust Brie. I met Bridge, you don't stop, But
if you other people are like, I ain't never met you a person,
bro, I don't. I don't know if y'all same opinion is valid in
these conversations here at least with me, because I don't know you like that,
so for you to subscribe me cologne like now I don't know you know,
like I ain't never been around you to smell you to know that this
shit valid, bro. But the thing, though to is that everybody smells
different on everyone. That's a fact. I got a couple of people about
you for Down to Care and cash Man because like, honestly, don't just
don't wear Liz Taylor though, so a long time ago, I think the
last perfume that I bought was Pink Friday Nigma, Yeah, because it was
like on super super se I think I gotta like ten Bucks. It was
like I wan't ever smell that one. The worst I hate the worst Boston
Boston service still open because that's where I got it from. It was like
I do damn they only got a website. Us gone gone, Like even
I feel like even the Carson part, I feel like because I come around,
I was like, is they still could you know how to go there
and take ship from us? But then anybody elsewhere because like they like how
we ain't got kmart or nothing. But when I was fucking doing Amazon and
ship. It's still kmartin like racing and connection or something. I was just
telling my co workers that this one. I'm like, that is what that's
that needs to be a documentary the rise and the fall of Kmark, because
I feel like Kmark was a thing, like a really big deal when we
were younger. Absolutely, because they had layaway right, Kmar was the ship
school close layaway at Kmark, Christmas Toys lay away at Kmark. It didn't
feel like I don't know where it was just Walmart, just Ohmark. K
Mark slowly got the fun about it here, Like can we get a documentary
on the rise of phones k Mark? I feel like they're older people until
least, like damn, how many what happened? You used to be the
man homy? Do we ever get a video for toys r us on what
what happened to them? Like a rider fallow toys r Us? Yeah,
but see they came back. I don't feel like it's the same because I
don't think it's a physical store. It's not a physical not that I know
of, but it's still because you gotta add KB. I was sad when
the closed stories are used, like damn, my nigga Jeffrey gonna be unemployed.
Jeffrey ask questions somebody Jeffrey to drift. Where do you go? No,
somebody asked me um about if my products are shipped in discrete packaging.
Sucking to add that to my FAQ for people to know. Yes, Commerce
candy Closet cares about your privacy. Listening to you on the black porn it's
not you know, y'all definitely care about their privacy. Stick on on the
front of the package when you get it out of the mail box. Yeah,
and the first thing out literally truly, then will it be a deck
in the box? Mama, somebody got a hold of your credit card again.
No, it's vanilla. I like anything with the vanilla sense. See,
and vanilla has always been here or miss for me because some smell too
sweet, like it's a full fucking bottle of vanilla extract. So for me,
I'd have to be careful with uma. Vanilla's decent in moderation. Yeah,
so I do. I like vanilla. It's just because they're like even
like when you get into like candles and stuff like, I don't like that
super sweet smell. Like they actually have candles that smell like fucking sugar cookies
and sh I don't like that, and like if it's actually some cookies in
the other my fat as we like, but just to light a candle and
just smell shit, No, it's too much, it's too sweet. You
like sugar? Yeah, kind of be super soft like and we've just been
on food the shell started food and games. We always yea the name of
that. My fires got some really good sugar cookies in the in They nice
and soft. I like to eat on one of my ice cream you know
who don't miss on snacks withathers, fucking apple turnovers, bear cloth, whatever
the fuck like cookies and shit fucking quick trip man. I just had the
most amazing oatmeal raising cookies and I wanted to beat re ass because you want
to. I got a small pack because I never had them, Okay,
like you like four or five on a small pack. Yeah, so I
smash three out the gate soft. Yeah, because I don't like hard cookies.
I hate hard cookies. Um, and I'm really not like I told
her earlier, I'm not a chocolate person. So with chocolate chip I can
only eat them, like if the chocolate chip cookies, it's something when it's
kind of like when it's kind of you like that batch cookies. I'll put
though, I gott be like, what's the bitch name? Ah is it
missus Fields? They don't cookie slam dude, Dald's cookies. Oh my god,
McDonald they gave me something by accident. I order apple pies. Is
like, you got these cookies though it was way more cookie. It's way
more because that's as a dasher, I that's the fucking default consolation prize,
fucking cookies. If they don't got something here, give them cookies. That's
what that's what they do, especially if like you don't specify on the order,
like well, if they don't have this item refunded or canceled order whatever
it was cool, say go with merchant recommendation at McDonald's. That recommendation gonna
be some fucking cookies. Um cookie slap hard. You need a powdery vanilla.
I really need to start bringing more vegan snacks now. I want to
get it. I want to get into the va I want to get into
the vegan world. Said, I hate sweet candles too, especially the pumpkin
pops. Yeah yeah, hey, fuck y'all, no let them candles.
Well pumping spot is going from like October to December in here. I hate
it. What's with pumps? That's like basic white bitch one o one you
know. I mean, like you know, Zapana and they got some kind
of pumpkin muffin and she's obsessed with it, and she's like, man,
it's mine. You don't like pumpkin No, I've never really been. Is
that your substitute for white women talk? Since you want to actually physically do
white women? You just like white women? Shit, Oh it's funny.
Part of I actually do like white That man makes so much sense. Like
pumpkin spice and man, don't bring that candlelar Bro. I know you're gonna
do it. We don't do it. You don't be here nothing like feeling
around here like I can't. I'm gonna play pumpkin spice up. Fucking burn
a pumpkin spice I have. I have no more looking for you. I
put my lashes on my driving. Oh shit, that's dangerous but great.
Yeah, I put my lashes on my driving today. I was said,
it's a brunch and I want to go up. I did like while I
was on fun to like no less, I'm driving past this motherfucker's at one.
I opened one, and it's like, I figured, how bad can
it really be? Because I zoned the fuck out entirely when I drive anyway,
Like I'm here enough to where it's like, don't hit the pedestrian,
don't rearin, nobody focustant. You know, No, I really be thinking
about dick. Sometimes I ain't gonna lie. Sometimes I just flashback moment and
I zn't have a little bit and then I come back like, oh shit,
you know, yellow light. But that out of body is I really
feel like whoever came up with Jesus take the wheel, That's how they came
up with it, because it was like, Bro, I zoned out too
much when I'm driving, I've never crashed. Jesus got the wheel. That's
probably where that phrase came from. Yeah, but you know the wheel wasn't
invent until later on, Like, yeah, they had already got folks out
of here. Yeah, they said he came back though, so I don't
know. I mean, I think I think they got him out of here.
He came back and then he left. He still missed the invention of
the wheels. What what was she saying? He was he was like somewhere
else, makes like he come back as bigger and don't test me bro disappointing.
I do feel like homeless people will be Jesus disguise. And I do
feel like in the afterlife, like as everybody's in this line. It might
not even be a line. I don't know, but I feel like they
show you a highlight real of your life. I had plenty damn my home
moments. Yeah I do too, No don't. I'm telling Jesus now,
don't test me like that because I ain't know because I'm looking at it this
way. So you could appear here and ask me for money, right,
you got these little you know, mystical Houdini paches poof hey Man changing the
cup. I feel like if you knew to find me here, you could
have did some other ship. You watched me and heard that beat when I
couldn't take out what I wanted at the ATM. You know what you want
to be, mister miracle worker. How about you tap one of these slot
machines your fucking coat, I'm sorry, the hymn of your garment garment.
I've done that before, like I've I've hit at Potto and like they've caught
me on a good when I actually had it and I've given you know,
to be like here, you know, rolled the window down and actually time
when I got my settlement. Yeah, ros like I never seen you again
though after it happened, I ain't never seen you again. On the corner.
I was like, huh, maybe it was. I don't look that
on the homeless. I don't feel like, you know, that's a lot
white people home the homeless uff like, Bro, you FuMB with the bag
in on my face. You know what, wait, you don't have melanie
and you were begging. You won't get a fucking crumb from me. I
wouldn't go like this, put it in your hand, yo. Fu with
the white homeless people. No, No, it was out there with his
dog the other day. I was like, you know, damn to see
the dog man right stan So man Like it's like when they send their kid
up to you, like, don't don't do that. Don't don't send your
kid to come ask me for a dollar, bro, So fuck out of
here. So they migrated. So now Motherfucker's is right off of Highway forty
five when you hit Burl, like over there by Burl. Shit motherfucker had
this whole family out here. I'm like, now, the fact that you
were able to gather your entire family and you got lawn chairs for each of
you. Nikki, you live somewhere bro them lawn chairs and you ain't just
finding them lawn chairs on the fucking they go to Walgreens and ground because I
mean they do some on the Walgreens. If they had enough money to buy
lawn chairs to get comfortable, they had enough for a lunchable. It's mother
fucking lunchable, snigger, you know what. And Loki, I do be
feeling like homeless people priorities be all fucked up, like you can be bagging,
like when you look at just the optics of what you had to go
through the bad We went to Saint Louis me and check out the day at
the time, and like we went to a wrestling show. Now as we
downtown by the stadium, as most metropolitans in downtown areas, there's a lot
of fucking homeless people as we ride by, Like I noticed that Folks sign
was colorful. Most people where you get these colorful fucking markers from, So
you got enough money to buy colorful markers or whatever the fuck you bo you
come buy yourself and fan fuck out here. You get these watercolors from bro
and and as a school aids parents, sh don't be cheap all the time.
Right there we go, the rose are still expensive. It was cheap
dollar tree, you know, look at the dollar storein't even a dollar.
Sawars said, I know exactly where y'all was, and they are scammering broky
like, bro, you can't ask me for money. And your glasses caused
more than moms we're doing here. So I don't know if anybody in a
comment, like if y'all have ever encountered on twenty seventh in Capital, there
is this lady. She always got she got these really really thick fucking glasses
and she always got you know, she she owned that ship and she come
and she'll talk just like this. Excuse me, man, just didn't really
want to bring something to eat. That's exactly how she talked. So she
was over at McDonald's. And I don't mind, like I buy people ship
to eat. It's this fucking it's a sandwich. So I was making multiple
stops that night because I didn't want McDonald's. I wanted Windy's and you know
on twenty seventh Streets Street. I just bought this motherfucker somebody eat. She
caught me at Windy's with the same line. I said, I just butched
get myself, and she got she took up, like yeah, the fuck.
But that that shit really really blows me because a lot of people they
do like they turn fucking panhandling into an actual like that's their job. But
the kids were like, Bro, you got your kids out here all day.
Look like you're not allowing them to be kids because you're using them to
Bro, he want to go play peewee football. Got this nig out on
the fucking side of the goddamn role for him to play the pewee I really
feel like the new scam is these kids out here selling water. I don't
you know what, because I don't. I don't look at it as a
scam because I would rather then be out here hustling and trying to get some
money. Because the gas stations and all this, they do the same shit.
They buy that shit and bulk from Sam's. You're getting a fucking the
hundred pack of water for fucking twenty bucks, and then you're selling each bottle
for two dollars and two dollars and fifty cent in. So I'm not mad
at kids for that. What I am mad at is these grown ass adults
encroaching on the kids territory. Get your big overgrown ass somewhere and if you
don't go drive motherfucking door that, get off these kids corner and let them
sell they fucking water. Yo, as a grown man, you never find
to ask what to buying the water from. When I'll be seeing these gros,
I'm like, if you don't get your big debo move, get them
fucking kids this cornerback, especially on final that it's like you got the kids
here, It's like you motherfucker's is some competition and shit, no, leave
them kids alone. Now, I don't buy water from the kids because I
don't want to buy water for the kids. I usually just like I always
have something to drink on me, but I don't. I don't carry cash.
But what kills me now it is like paying handlers and shit, you
know they've got government phones that we're having cash if you know what, I
don't want them to have a cash if but no, that reminds me of
a I was listening to a podcast since this lady that she lives in Atlanta,
and she says few years back and she was going into the bank and
the guy was outside the bank like, hey, you know you got some
money. He's like, She's like, you know what, I don't about
to cash my check. If you want to come in here with me or
whatever, come in. So he comes in with her and everything. All
of a sudden, She's like, wait a minute. He goes off.
He has a bank account at that same bank he gonna put he going to
put money into his account. She's at home, like, you got a
bank account here? My guy has seventy thousand dollars stammer the account, but
he doesn't want it. But he's not working because he's not getting taxed on
it. So that's that's the scam. Yeah, where you're able to go
ahead because if you're pant hadling, you're not being taxed on it. Yea,
because you're not, you can't claim it you Where is the party is?
I'm like, where the fuck did bums learn what the tesla is?
Life? Y'all know? I just had the Tesla and Mama went to Autie
on up there on Burlot and niggas was well, I don't think she really
see a lot of like the nigga niggas there, so I think she was
kind of surprised when she saw that motherfucker where Donna come from. But we
got a fucking audience and the guy is asking her for money, and she
was like, you know, well I don't have anything, blah blah blah
blah, and he was like, you're driving a tesla, you got something,
excuse me. So she wouldn't, so she would an audience told on
him like excuse me. That guy out there is asking everybody for money,
and they made him from like now, I'm like, I'm about to be
caring on your ass. I'm gonna go ahead and handle your ship like you
know what you drive like only got his quarter. Niga clearly clearly definitely got
the internet. I mean, they ain't crackhead. No, it ain't.
I know a lot of functional crackheads. He ain't homeless, he ain't,
he ain't homeless. I really think he's selling his body for drugs. It's
always duck, but you know worth like if you are here, I see
them do it for I'm more so judging the drug dealer because I ain't never
been like that down bad. I was like, you know, a fam
we can exchange some man for this track. What do you what you're doing?
I'm like, I like to feel like you're at that point where it's
like, no, I'm gonna suck dick for drugs and you should probably stop.
No. No, but but my thing, like if I if I
ever got to a point it's like I'm sucking dick for drugs like I'm I
would definitely my head is worth at least cocaine. I'm not sucking dick for
weed and shit, I'm get the high end ship. Okay, this is
some quality. I want some quality drugs, nigga. I want to be
hired in motherfucker's scarface nigga, Like you knock you knocking the low ball me
and give me no ten dollars rock for this mouth. Absolutely the fuck not
nigga. Nigga should be able to throw a full fucking pool party with the
amount of coat that you go to give me for this. Absolutely that is
absolutely liked, Like I suck at least like the bag of mushrooms we got
was like what it was like one twenty They at least suck different mushrooms or
something like that. You're like your sucking thick for a blunt, Like,
no, nigga, I need some premium drugs. You was not Finna just
here. Just take this little rock and go about your No, I would
burn all this shit down. Nigga fuck out of here and said you haven't
seen him suck. Then it's like y'all suck dick for weeds.'all don't
even get the blunts and ship to go with it. You just get the
fucking plastic bagging. You still got a bottom other ship the accessories. You
don't get the lighter. You I want a combo pack. If I'm sucking,
I want the full fucking can. I want everything. Like when I
got my uh my cones and shit off Amazon. It came with the cones,
It came with the little little dust pan looking motherfucker little the little funnel
and ship the stuff them with came with a little stick, the stuf shit
that. It was a whole fucking pack of supplies. I want it all
the weed. Yes, you don't got nothing to put it in all.
You don't got a lighter, you got nothing. All you got at this
point you might as well just suck dick for edibles because you just want to
stop shop. Then y'all suck dick to suck the dick fam I mean shit,
because you obviously are not getting anything out of your skill. Maybe skills
not they're good at seeing. I know what I'm holding on. So I'm
not sucking dick for no chick Chicks who suck did for we And then there's
chickens who suck didn't get the rent paid. So maybe you need to either
pick of juice? Who did you? Second? You need that elevator second
to elevate your skills. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta look within
yourself and make a change that. I'm if she's sucking thinking getting sucking rent
paid you you sucking for three to five? Some im'smissing here as tips,
got any tips, tips and tricks of train. I'm sorry. Yeah,
I do not judge people for using what they got to get what they want.
I just want what you get with the whole quotes, I'm just saying,
with get something with some fucking value, all right the game. Don't
low ball yourself. That's why you don't say I told y'all that once I
get like a yeah, man, that was my Granny was like, Granny,
now no inflation and ship from back in your day, but going right
knowing on what you blessed me with. What do you think I should be
out of your charge? Because it's hereditary? Granny knew what she was sitting
on. M that's a conversation I don't want to have, thank you.
I've had to have a several times, so I'm immune to it at this
point. But yeah, um, I just I just want y'all to suck
dig and sell pussy for something that's worth something. That's all because no,
still, no last thing was keep saying cold waters be hidden on them hot
days, and they do like they'd be looking refreshing, and shit, I
just get mad, like I said, when I see them grown ass men
out there, because it's like, why is you on these baby's territory?
Right? And then y'are not even selling ice mountain y'all, like you're selling
bullshit. Don't sell me no Kroger water fan man to sell me. Why
niggas ain't got no core. Sell me some aquapana or something, bro life
water something your motherfuckers. Something's a vitamin water. Everybody got Kroger krol water
nasty fan or that Walmart brain you gotta back, you got a back taste
to it. Yeah, it's like a nigga in the back drunk all the
real water that was supposed to go in there and just see it all the
tasks. Yo, you're selling nigga's bottoms of water with no seal. You're
a nasty nigga fan. That is absolutely disgusting. Where is the seal?
Why is it legal? I ain't never seen a water her bottom field took
a cat, dude. This mug was and I was scared because I got
it out the gas station because normally, you know, I had my um
my Hawaiian water, but I ran out. So I'm waiting for my shipmen
to come in tomorrow. Are you famous? You know? Do you know
what's famous? You said the brat was excited when she got her ship man
and ship got my four cases coming the bread drinking that kind of water for
sure? What's wrong with you? I like the fuck the brat. I
won't lie. Tell you. Hey, her wife's gorgeous, man, she's
always been so so so pretty men. Then when we found out what was
under the back as jeans, for she had a little bikini tip man,
like what I like, you, motherfucker. I remember when I think the
first time I saw her, like when with her hair down and everything,
I think was like Soul Trained Awards or something like that, and I was
like, I am, well, I knew before then because I used to
look at this chick named Sterice Titties in the locker room hit Webster. Sheterice
Whalen. She has some big ass titties bro like in middle school, middle
school, like she like no bulls. Her teats was probably serena signs are
bigger. In middle school, she had like actual nipples. Okay, so
let me explain what I mean by actual nipples. So, and I think
that's why I was so fascinated with her titties because it was big. But
she had like grown woman nipples. It wasn't like them inverted like them flat
soft nipples that only like because for a long time I didn't think I had
nipples until like I cold and did all. Yeah, that was like,
oh, like my nipples just like peekable and shit. Like it was like
when I had my little sports brawl on and she was like I couldn't see
no nipples. But then it was like if I got cold or something,
then all of a sudden, there like you know, come out. But
even then, it's like I've never really even to this day as a grown
ass woe when I breast fed two kids. I do not have gigantic nipples.
Y'all know, candy raisins candy raising nipples. I was always kind of
suck like, dam, why ain't got candy raising like I felt like,
I felt like, no, candy raisins completely different. Okay, yeah,
I will show you what a candy raisins Erica. I used to suck them
up. Let's look a candy. Yeah. Being a person that's been wearing
a bra since the age of nine, candy raisins disgust. These are amazing.
We don't know now. I feel like the dots are the same candy
but um yeah, like little candy raised the little candy um raising nipples.
So I always thought my ties was inadequate because I didn't have, you know,
big thick ass nipples. I thought my kids would starve at one point,
like, bro, ain't there ain't nothing coming out of here? The
transition from elementary school to middle school as a young man, dash. It
is why when you walk around the building and it's just flat chester holes or
fat chicks, and then when you get to like six grads, you're like,
all these bitches got bodies like body bodies, like you look like you
look like the bitches that niggas be in a rat video where like why are
you shaped? Like this is like twelve? What were doing here? I
don't know because I never bought them. My granny always bought them, so
I don't know if she got them from all greens or not. What sels
No, she didn't mean to say celsius. That's what she was saying.
Where it comes from because she was trying to type act but celsius came up
all the correct But yeah, I um, I will always remember them titties.
I couldn't wait for gym class man, because she wasn't shot like you
know, you got other people like they're going like the bathroom stall on like
change or like she was just letting it all hang out. So it was
like he was looking at the clock like looks like a gym time. Ye
freaky way for me, Josh, sure the fuck could not. I had
a crush on my math teacher. Though she was tall, she had to
be like five eleven, but she always were hell so she like six too.
The mother she used to have a little short hollyberry haircut, and she
was start scaring. Hername was mentioned trailer and she talked math. I can't
do math for shit like that. But we were paying attention to Yeah,
I mean she she kicked us out of the glassroom for shooting dice in her
cloths one day, you know, But I feel like shooting dice and gambling,
that's all mad. Why don't we get kicked out. I've never had
a crush on the teacher taking these niggash money. I've never had a crush
on the teacher. But I even to this day, he is still fucking
fine. So um At Marshall um Our boys basketball coach, coach Beakman kind
of he lived in my neighborhood. I'd be like sometimes I'll see him.
He got like German shepherds and ship like he'd be walking his dogs around the
park in the neighborhood. No, but everybody had like every we all had
like this crush on him. And then it was like it was this security
guard at Webster that all of the girls had a crush on. But he
was actually fucking with some girls. Like I didn't know he was an actual
pervert. I thought it was you know, like, what's he the one
that got the arrested. M okay, I had a pervert in middle school.
Yeah, he wasn't a folks, weren't even a real teacher. Who
the fuck runs the audio visual club in the middle of that day that's an
after school Like what kind of nigga just gettn't put it in charge of all
the projection screens like they had to bring you the project Like what the fuck?
You just keep all the fucking TVs? And one fine? And he
just won some kind of award to bring you a freak too. Yeah,
my my homegirl just tagged me in it. But coach Demetri speaking, look
and he's still fine. You gotta. I've been out of school for over
twenty years and over twenty and that man is still sexy ass. You know
where you know where you love? Not exactly, I'm pretty dropping funk.
He's a homeowner our public record, just drop a business card in his mailbox.
And it's funny because like his fiance I like she knew like all the
girls like we used to sit like she was. She was so pretty.
She the same thing, like short haircut and everything, and she was so
sweet. I don't think they made it though. It's something about a check
a short haircut and if it fits your head, you got like short haircutting
the big ass head. Why oh stay or by Granny m you know she
gave you the details. Yeah, no, that's what I said. I'd
be uh, I'd be seeing them my Freakya's business, Miss Lucas Yep,
because like I said, he'd be walking his dogs, um like and he
like no walked by, like with the German shepherds and like, okay,
mister big man needs some water, water for the for the dog. That's
what you'd be doing, enticing the young boys of your neighborhood. Not at
all. It's probably a nigga who look out his window faithfully, Jesse walking.
Somebody did DM me and say that they stayed by me, and that
kind of creeped me out. Why did yo? One day? Like one
day, just one day, Nigga's gonna learn how to say ship and not
be such creeps about it. Yeah, And then he tried to pull it
back because you know, I see it when it come through. But I
don't send the message. I'm like, I've already seen it, sir.
I'm no Romeo or no casting the overly. I can't give you all the
game to pick up women. But I'm pretty sure there's a standard of what
you should not say. And I'm pretty sure jumping in the DM be like
damn, I live close to you is not what you should say at all.
Now, not what you should say is that that's mad weird it is.
I don't know how you approach this situation, but don't tell her that
you live back right because it now I gotta be watching my back. I
mean I do walk with my taser. See that's what I'm saying. Now,
you might now you want to approach also friendly. I'm just trying to
get to know you. But because you you jumped out the window and talking
about Dan, we live by each other, you're gonna get tased, kicked
in the nets and pepper spray like all the things are gonna happen. So
yeah, what is proper etiquette for a man who wants to hit on you?
What's proper etiquette to hit on us? Like? Like what you did
you say? Maybe starting off with a high, you know, instead of
me like kind of get your number without out the gate they jumped, let
me get your phone up? Yes, does it work? No? Because
I say that you know that's not how I just need to know if it
works. No, But not with you ladies. Did that shit work?
Somebody? You are a perfect motherfucker. So here's the thing, like tips
for like approaching me is don't you usually want to be a longer? No?
I just because you folks ain't gonna work out. It ain't never gonna
be another. It ain't ye people to keep it and people just be together
because you can't commitment. No. No, you want to commit to them,
but you're not gonna commit. No. It's not even that I want
to commit because honestly, I feel like if I did, I wouldn't know
what to do with one person. Get to that, you know, like
do you be together and then visually you get married and then you become our
parents? But who always says that you want to get married? They want
to they should be I mean, just the society says, who else is
gonna be okay with you taking them to a fucking dick party. But that's
the point. We're doing all this stuff, not married, then just be
married. Plus, he make too much money. I don't want to have
to claim him with my stuff. I don't want to. I don't want
our income joint. I'm gonna say that we be able to get food stamps
valid you are. I can't even say what I want to care you is
not. You know what is wrong with you? Look, food is high.
But I just spend almost six hundred dollars on groceries today from our kids.
They cleared my shit out like I had. I made a status the
other night that said, these kids ain't been here twenty four hours and my
fridge is done. No, are you sure? I'm positive they didn't get
my stash or nothing being on smoke and she she eat like n now.
And then it's like, because my kids are not to see y'all household lucky
because y'all don't eat real food. Y'all all right with chicken nuggets and pizza
roads and shit exactly, so y'all can get bound a shit, y'all can
get all of the freezer food and just you know, pop and go.
No, I mean my kids like right now. Ree was when I left
here last night. I didn't get home from the street until like midnight when
I come in, this motherfucker got cutting board out, cutting chicken breasts and
shit and making little chicken cubes and shit, making a marinade and everything,
saying she's making butter chicken. So she got this whole little yogurt sault,
all the spices that she smell as good as fuck. An actual, no,
she she knows. She just wanted. I think she just wanted reactually,
like I'm surprised she didn't do that. Like I thought that Ruy was
gonna go into like culinary because her ang jelly beanus in the cooking. But
nope, so she making. You know, she got the yogurt, all
the spices, everything. She makes everything from scratch and puts it in there
overnight. Now I leave here to go grab my earphones and go get the
water and ship before I come back to the studio, and she just now
in her like now she's making the sauce and ship because that was just the
marinade that she made. So she and there with her little bay leaf and
bell peppers and everything, and just like and one fucking meal can easily be
like once you get all the ingredients, it's just like fucking hunting dollars.
And I'm like people used to always come down and be like, Nam,
maybe you eat too much fast foods. You eat this, and if you
took all the money you spend on fast food, I'm like, bro,
the way were eating Because I actually cook stuff and it's from like fresh ingredients
and everything. It's way cheaper for us to eat fast food and get everybody
in the house a four for four and come out of head, you're off.
We got a full coarse, fucking We got a sandwich, nugget,
fries, and a fucking drink and everybody is good. And I spent what
twenty dollars? Yeah, well I say twenty because I upgrade myself. They
get for force. I'm the bitch just paints, so I get the big
meal. I'm getting a bacon eater or with actual chicken sandwich or something.
But bottom line, it's like I can do this and be cool. Meanwhile,
I can do this every day and got a new meal every day for
you know, one hundred plus whatever a week. Go to the grocery store,
my stamps renew on the night, on the night my mama spending one
hundred dollars in a grocery shore, and this is just getting all the ship
for her to make one the fucking thing of butter chicken. So groceries is
man, that'sh it is ridiculous. That's why we're fat. That's why because
it costs way too much to not eat for fucking convenience. I would much
rather be like you know what, I would rather hold on to the little
bit of money that I made. So I'm just gonna go and get this
chicken sandwich, throw some extra mayo on there a large fry, and then
I can use my quest to go give me a sprite from the gas station
and I'm good. But no, your motherfuckers want us to go and spend
one hundred dollars on one meal in a grocery short, especially with how high
meat is and shit, so yo, I had I urge to just like
I want to be yelts, you know, expensive fucking baking telling you and
this and this, when like we had bacon on sale this week. I
haven't want that ship on an off week. So all the bacon was ten
fucking dollars. Baking car so fucking much. If you want eggs, eggs
is ten dollars pancake mixes fucking expensive too, and this I'm just making breakfast
at this point. It's like, bro, just get you some fucking corn
bread or something. It's like bread, put some cerebone that shit and just
imagine it's a pancake. Dude, you gotta because this ship is fucking seventy
dollars just to have enough food between two off days. And I didn't even
have much in this fucking card. That's what I'm saying, Like this is
probably gonna last me, hopefully this week, because they with me for the
week, because now that summer we do like one week on, one week
off. And I'm sitting there like, dude, I'm used to this shit,
like like this whole amount will usually last me the month, not a
fucking week. Tell my nisy pool high No, but they would love that.
Me not so much. My stomach is not not with it no more.
I can't do it vegan restaurant. I'm not all the way vegan.
So I keep trying to tell y'all just I don't don't. I don't do
dairy, and I don't do gluten. Okay, you know, bring up
gluten. I was sitting in the bar, I finally made it down to
Cream City Eatery today. Um shout out to a little Mark for getting this
spot. And it was a really really nice vibe in there, especially because
like all the music. I don't know if it was just a brunch thing
like Sunday or what, but it's all nineties, y'all know how I am
about like all nineties R and B. So I had my Mary J.
Blige Share My World and everything else is playing, but I'm looking at this
vodka in front of me, and I'm like, one bottle says gluten free
was a prayer. No, it was start with a tea. That's something.
Nope, it was it was like a catchy net like that's something.
Gluten free vodka is crazy ye potatoes, So they had gluten free potatoes,
got gluten vodka and then something else. Nope, that wasn't in either.
Yeah, that's vodka. I mean that's um, that's tequila. Terminus.
Tequila wasn't terrible because I got that in the Frisha dessert Tera Massoux is fire.
I've never had it. Tery massoux. Oh my god. We used
to sell that in cake slices, Terry Massoux cake fire. The lady think
they called the Lady fingers is what they'd be soaking in that stuff fire and
it was like, see white people, was good for something. Put you
on some snacks, but that was looking. It was like gluten free vodka,
organic vodka, and I'm like, bro, just some shit is just
not meant to be fucking healthy facts, But it makes me feel better when
I'm drinking out. I don't feel that bad. Yeah, I don't know,
but I was already high. The name of it, but it was
a pretty bottle like it was like Ritney Kirsty, but everyhere and then I
was like, gluten free, man, we should come out with our own
looker. At this point you could. I'm sure they did Victory vodka and
I have an agra and it oh my, we can't really say that it
did that. It did, but the effect that it had on everybody that
drunk it, you can't tell me you didn't. Dad horny like that shit,
have a motherfucking like shirt off and on the bar like swing like dude
like that, get like that different? Yeah, right off. And they
had these things called Victory laps and mix it with I think what was that.
I think it was like Sierra missing, like cranberry juice and the Voca
victory laughs, fucking my aggre and a cup. I can't imagine that sh
was like when Nipsey was if that was the thing, the victory laps,
try to try the sad the mother like that. And it wasn't like a
bad taste in vodka, like like it was actually like like it wasn't like
damn this shit all harsh and like no, like it was a quality to
us anywhere, Like it was a quality vodka. And it definitely like there's
never been a time that any of us have drank that and was like romping,
go tears shit down, niggas. Luckily I wasn't pegging back then.
That probably would turned dog right over you pigging now, No, stop telling
us your dirty secrets don't air. Then. I literally didn't say anything.
I'm saying I didn't have an interest in pegging back then, So you have
an interest in doing it now. I've been saying that, so you're doing
it now. No, an interest is not an action that is happening.
I'm saying I would, Yeah, but I know who I'm talking to,
so I'm saying I would. Whatever did you probably doing? All right?
Oh, for content purposes, do you know, man, that's premium content.
I would definitely pegging Nigga for content. Aster fucking Luke um four from
Black Ink. He he's just recently got pegged. So at first he was
getting his ass eight with him big Sonic boots on like it was big heels
to Jesus um. But now he is getting pegged. So yeah, he
is out here living his best porn star life. He is into all of
that. So he's on the porn right now. So he's doing porn.
I didn't know he was doing forna. That's what he was doing his own
fans. Yeah, yea, so all of that ship he'd be beating his
dick on because he got a Twitter for it. So he's beating his dick
on Twitter, getting his ass eight on Twitter and sex on Twitter apparently,
now getting pegged on Twitter. Um. Now the smashing and Madanna and rubbing
it up and down his dick. I didn't quite understand that banana colaph,
What's what's up my danna? Like tom, because I was saying mashed because
if he smashed the statue on his dick and jerked dog, that's crazy.
Absolutely wasn't made a cake. He mashed a banana and masturbated with it.
That's just that's that's terrible. Yeah. Absolutely, And now you take dick
in the butt. Oh no, it's it's not that. I'm sorry,
he takes plastic dick in the butt? Is that not what it is?
I'm sorry, silicone flesh life, I don't know. So shout out to
Denise because she just sent me. Um ready, it's a wild place.
Are you already? Yeah? Reddit is. Actually that's why I got the
door. That story where dogs said I'm coming for you. I was ready.
Victory Vodka got you, humbry. Tell my niece Victory Vodka had a
slam some shit. Oh yeah, so Denise just sent me this. It
is, uh, just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist? Somebody
responded that, they said, not mine. I always put in a butt
plug with the googly eye on it before I go in, because the doctor
goes in four feet. I let them know I'll be keeping an eye on
them. It gets them every time that I'm doing that. Next hilary us,
I'm so doing it next time. That's hilarious. That is that is
I would like to hear horror stories of the nigga niggah looking Vagina zon.
I'm pretty sure he's got some horror stories and some funny stories. Yeah,
absolutely, because imagine your patient, like show you the but because it's a
part of their procedure, and it's a fucking flashing light. Now that's a
light showing here because you got the fucking lightsab in your ass. You know,
can I play it was all of the lights that happens. I play
extra bride, want y'all to see. I'm honestly kind of salty that I'm
like as squeamish as I am, Like, I just I can't. I
could never do anything in healthcare because I'm very squeamish, Like I don't like
seeing wounds in any type of way. Um, but if I weren't the
way I am, Oh, I would love to be in healthcare because I
could just imagine no story like the ship that people go into emergency rooms.
Oh yeah, one of my stuck up. They asked, it's hilarious.
Yeah, one of my friends as a um as a nurse in the yard
and she's, yeah, I got the vibrator stuck in there. I was
like, Yo, how do you get Oh, they still go to Saint
Joel's like that too, because my mother was a nurse at Saint Joel's and
they be talking about that, like because but plugs have a stopper on them
for a reason. If I would imagine that it's supposed to stop, stop,
it only goes so far. We reached the entry point. Relax,
you keep pushing, you have a problem. Yeah, but the X rights
I've seen of shit that people have ret like, did you put this motherfucking
in backwards? Bro? How you getting in here like this? Like what
are you doing? Who got this much aggression and shoved this all the way
in your ass like that? Oh? How did you not feel that it
was too much? Never too much? Brown? Brown, don't don't don't
do man. In fact, that Luther was out here taking dick is crazy
because it's never too much kill people like because people really think that they just
gonna go out bullying and gave me in. And I'm like, y'all don't
have any sex, So y'all don't know how tough you gotta be to do
that on a continuous basis. And this is the nigga you want to spar
with. He's been a knock your mother fucking you know what? It was
loosing? Nah, some gay people just ain't tell no, they've been having
to fight the whole entire life. Think about it. I know one that
was in the abusive relationship, say, but at that point one is just
like a fistfight, bro, Like y'all two niggas just fight. Was how
was this a domestic situation either? Hey, this at this point is just
a fight to square out with the nigga. And as a person that doesn't
typically victim bland, I do always wonder that, only because I know I've
said several times that I cannot do a lesbian relationship, like I'll have sex
with woman, and this probably makes me sound like a pig, and I'm
okay with that. I would have sex with woman, but I can't be
in a relationship with him because they just get too handsy and they like to
get a most someone just haul off and slap a motherfucker, And I got
a nigga, I can hit you back. That's and will because she couldn't
keep her hands for herself. Yeah. Um shout out to him for beating
them charges because you roll up on me at my crib and didn't you talk
about some you know, you feel what I said that you sent them to
do? What shoot his shut up? What did you mean, jes scared?
No, that's not what you meant. You thought your brother was gonna
come in here and regulator. Shit was like, nah, I got something
for you, London. You just smoked this goofy ass. And how many
times have I told y'all cas um hocally awkward and on my Facebook page,
stop calling your brothers, uncles, cousins, daddy's and whoever for this petty
ass drama because if shit don't go the way, that blood is on your
hands, especially because watching the video, she start putting her hands on this
manch first started, he was open, he had the key in the door,
and then her hand was in his fucking face. Wrong, you know,
she's swinging on him and and it's like even then, the fact that
he didn't punch her ass backwards. I commended Bro for that because I'm like
reflexes as motherfucker. I almost pelt Jelly being shipped back, all right,
Jelly being accidentally hit me in my lip one day and I almost floored her
ship. By the grace of God, she was saved but me. That
was one of them days where Jesus was like, no, my child,
I'm gonna hold on to you. You know. That was one of them
out of body things. It was like no, no, no, she
ain't mean, but it was because it's a reflex like somebody, especially even
that she hurt, and the motherucker do some ship before you know what,
you just haul off and pop a mother on the lip. We were sitting
on the couch and I can't remember what the fuck she was. She was
doing kids shit, you know, you tell them chill the fuck out,
because you know something as a parent, you know when the shit's about to
go left, you know, you know, you're like jelly being stopped.
And maybe I should have completed that sentence with stop before I had to beat
your ass. Maybe if I had, you know, put the rest of
that on there now, put some stink on it, like, you know
what, this is a bad idea, and maybe I need to sit my
ass now. But she was doing something. She swung something. It was
something in her hand, and she ended up she hit me right in my
fucking mount and I had my braces then, oh and my lip caught that
brace and you just wacked out, bro I was gonna remember when Brick James
left their unity print on trop Yeah, that was definitely gold. That was
gonna be me. It's probably gonna have to start doing community service, writing
children and shit on abuse in prison. But I mean, at that point,
I feel like I should have been able to take picture evidence. And
she didn't say, you're honest, she started it. She hit me first,
but I can't do that well. Police finally shut down the rumors that
she used dating Bill Murder. I said she shut down the rumors. Yeah,
A fan was begging her, like dog, you got to address this,
like what's going on? And she said, no, it's not true.
She wouldn't even bother because everybody was like, man, Calice can't pregnant,
get to the bag like that is so girls like y'all already know,
like I don't care how attractive, you know, I can find a Caucasian
gentleman. I just I can't see myself being sexually attracted to the three h
he's seventy two, you realize, I mean, brad, she can have
one as long as she wants to, but just probably she probably in better
ship because of how like how she had I was gonna say she's recently had
one before her husband died. Yeah, like you love, Bill Murray,
im pregnant, you nor let's not have all. But I'm saying you say
that like she shouldn't have a kid period, right, because it was exactly
that's where I said, because she's forty three, and I'm saying, like,
with how she takes care of herself and how she etn that, she
probably in better shape to have a fucking baby more than he's fucking h twenty
yearrows. It's fucking popping Perkson ship. And that's what my doctor act.
Just suck a mean pain and get put in the wheel fan. That's all
you really gotta do. That's my goal, Bill Murray, Like fucking ninety
three, you ain't got much. That Groundhall gonna come up and it's gonna
be means absolutely nothing because Appuccino and Robert de Niro. There's some old bastards
too. Robert de Niro just his baby was eight months and he's seventy.
No, he's seventy nine. His oldest is fifty five. Stop his oldest
is fifty five. I want to say her fifty one. She changed both
of y'all nigga's diapers, beating both of you niggas mashed potatoes with the airplane
span open open the high because the airythinge it's your turn. Yeah, you
know it's eighty three and currently having a baby with the twenty nine year old,
right, he definitely should his plans. I don't want money that bad.
That's it. See, you know what, it's crazy. As much
as people will be like looking for a get rich quick scheme, it's still
work involved in it. It's just maybe a different kind of work. Now
you might be guaranteed a bag, but you had to speak with an eighty
year old man. But that's just a whole person that's now out here in
this world. But I'm saying though, like eighty three year old niggatives catch,
That's what I'm saying. So why not just go to work or like
and know and knowing the history like with you know, my grandfather dies,
bro, I don't want that on my conscience or on you like he's gonna
die on top of you, like literally like there's no is absolutely insane.
I can't what's because so my dad is sixty and even people in my dad's
age group was like, man, that's girls just nasty. Yeah, I
see my dad about to be eighty five. That's crazy. So you give
Uncle Charlie's as hell. That's the thing I'm saying, like the fact that,
okay, so it down, think about Hey, hey, how you
doing. What's mccaull from. I'm my Osley brothers, Ronald Osley. He's
that age. His wife is my age. That's fucking disgusting. Their their
child is the same age. It's my youngest. And she dressed like an
old lady too. I don't want money that bad though, I too don't
want money that bad. I can make my own, thank you, I
mean, And that goes back into the end of the Cold Smith. You
know. Yeah, she was such a baddie though her younger I just remember
naked gunn when they gave her a you know, I I could think it
was like whit curved like that, it was like a candy cane. It
was so disturbing. I was more concerned with the type of dick they gave
her than giving her a dick, right said, that don't look right?
But no, I um, I just I can't see it. And I
know, you know, love find you wherever it finds you and all of
that ship. But I just I can't see myself getting to that point because
the moment you talk to me, I'm gonna be disgusted. You know.
I'm trying to think like the only older people I could probably see. It's
like Lenny Kravits or something like that, which he don't even look like he
that old Kravits. He up there, I want to say, he don't
want to see him there sixty. Well, look we don't have to go
look want to get to so you can do Lenny Kravits. But now,
Uncle Charlie, because Lenny Kravis doesn't look like he's don't look now, yes
he does, and he used to and he was on that ship, so
I don't want I was watching something clip my Homeboys, and the nigga said,
yeah, I was sleeping outside under the shopper cart. Oh no,
he was using a brick forth. Yeah, he was using a brick for
a pillow. I like brick like you you said, you ain't dropped the
bomb on me? Where did you go wrong? He's getting to the gams.
That's because that's what I was thinking him when he was like, you
know, bre did you go wrong? I was like, wait a minute,
he was No, he was real life homeless because he was on that
ship you dropped, you saying you dropped the bomb. All. That's how
he met his wife was when he was homeless. She nursed that nigga back
to him. And that's that's down. Women do that all the time.
That's found like them social media niggas always lying, making it seem like women
don't mean the only ones that looked unconditionally your dogs and babes. Shut y'all,
stupid ass. I mean, shut the fuck up, because that is
a ball headed ass a lot. Well, maybe that's his perspective of the
world because he feels like no one loves something unconditional. That's just because you're
weak ass, nigga. Don't have nothing to do with the fact that women
don't do it. Maybe you don't got the saft. I was just saying
he ain't got enough juice to find nobody stupid enough to just love you.
You know what, aren't you coming back, sir? Instead of just commenting
like that's like we're still here, like you can come through, but he
ain't. Yeah, he did just do a tiny that's a couple of days
ago. I have watched watched one. Oh they're good. I'm very familiar
with it. Yep. Because they turned that nigga into a fucking he.
No, he turned himself into a meme because he did that ship the Lucky
find those pictures that Chris Brown whooping as turned that into him. They talked
about it didn't happen. Now I think it did. There's no way that
that would have happened and nothing got out. Just no way. I mean,
let's off though, Like I mean, not everything got footage to it.
We don't. We just know Sugar Night dangle Vanilla Ice over the fucking
balcony and started defferent records. We didn't see it. We just know that
that's what happened. I think this is one of those things in music that
Yeah, he probably is. That's disgusting on him. You ain't wrong the
way he get down. I'm talking about old men dropping it off and people
draw speaking of damn family. That's why, Yeah, stop doing that.
I can't help it him though, No, I'm not. Uncle Ben's is
closer than I am. Y'all all in the same age. No, I'm
I'm an eighties baby. They're in the seventies. I'm so, I'm where
not I'm my n eighties? What eighties? Eighties? Yes, I'm cold
eighty one, damn the eighty one. So y'all right, I am here,
I am not going anywhere. I'm here. I feel, I feel.
I don't think I'm technic. We're not an eighties baby. I mean
I was just born there. I'm a nineties baby. And that's what I'm
saying. I mean, like I never got so whatever baby they say you
are, it's not when you were born, it's when childhood. That's how
I would like to look at it, because I didn't do shit in the
eighties. I was fucking too not even I'm born. I mean, you
had some real life experience just from that time I dropped smoking. You know
what, You're the only person I remember that because I don't remember I almost
dying. I don't. Well, of course you wouldn't. You were too
young. Like when you mean, I'm brightning you to keep quieting you.
Just one thing, I sw I'm gonna push you down some steads, just
dumb, not a full not a full flight, because I don't want you
to heard yourself. But I'm away through you bout four or five from the
bottom, and I'm gonna take this shit out. Say your goofy ass wine.
I hated this thick of so much dubh. He said, what You're
were twelve years old and I was twelve and ninety two. Damn So I'm
the nineties, twelve ninety two, eleven almost four. I was ninety six,
graduating headed to high school. No, no, no, I had
just got to middle school when I was twelve. Ninety six. Yeah,
ninety six, I was, Oh, that's when I met the kid's dad.
Yeah. In ninety six is my sixth grade year. That's when I
first saw Scharis Whalen. That's when I was twelve. Yeah, I was
fifteen and ninety six. When I was twelve, I went through the most
dramatic. Look, I don't think I've ever been through anything. It's traumatic.
Is that when I was twelve years old? Because that's when Twopart died
When I was twelve. Yeah, September thirteen, nineteen ninety six, that's
the week. That's the week I met my XIX exactly three months from my
birthday. Sean Michaels one of his first world title and I was two months
before my birthday. Yo, did you blow y'all nose? I really hope
that was your nose and not your ass. Right, you know it's do
since he ain't hearing here in the comments, chick that sneeze and ship on
the wall and hard pass that. Hey. The way he looked around,
he was like, imagine being naked and like sneeze and you shit. I
mean if you want to toilet? No, absolutely not okay, so um,
y'all know, like I do content. This is why I don't go
live. I definitely put it. He's like, so I gotta edit it,
all right, I gotta want to bath. People might like it that
you do me and my water. But it was like a button naked fart,
so you know it's like that. Absolutely we've been here loving though,
You're time to go on a button naked like a quiff. It sound like
my booty blue raspberry blue raspberry, No, sound like that air hornes ate
that garlic chicken? Yeah, you ain't garlic chicken? Before session? What
is it? I was hungry and that was the only thing else. But
that's why I ran. But alright, smell your dumb ass down. Smell
like but you take a shower after your pool. No, no, no,
this is solo stuffy. No, it wasn't. No. I never
eat before though. No, you can't just masturbate after you poop wash your
eyes. I ain't sharpening, m No, I was by myself. Okay,
um, so what do I do? Do? I just like everybody
fucking left? I know how this works. Well. I feel like once
you're in the show, you the in broadcast. No, I'm not trying
to end it, nigger, I'm trying to play a video. Oh,
I know how to end the show. You gotta hit the button, so
I just push your as the stream, right, I guess I don't know.
Tone, bring your ass in here. Job. You make it sound
like hitting them. You know, niggas will be producing and didn't get mad
when you tell them do that job. They always make it seem like it's
so easy. You'd be like, they'd be like, na, no,
you gotta do is hit the button. Then when he showed you gotta hit
the button, he hit like six buttons. So I feel like Tone is
gonna be like the people I hate right where you start from the bottom with
them, right, but then once they start to grow and start to start
feeling themselves and ship. They feel like they don't have to. Yeah,
they start changing and shit, and I feel like this nigga did he gonna
try to start DJ Kaled right? Like he not go really beyond shit,
right? He gonna make other people producing and he's just still putting his name
on it. If Tam walking here with the best chain, how did we
get here? How do we get Because we're talking about how arrogant you producer
niggas be sometimes, what have you seen me done as anywhere supposed to arrogant?
Could you leave? Nigga? I don't keep telling you want to work
a cross because because you producer niggas to be, I'd be like, y'all,
I don't know how to work this, and then you'd be like,
all you gotta do is hit the button fan And then when you come to
show a nigga how to hit the button, you hit six other fucking buttons
before you go. You hit it in the broadcast in the broadcast, boom
done. I don't know what you're talking about. We were talking. She
wanted to play video. Oh you just click the video seeing I was like,
I was like just at the streamer. Then like I have to move
something I'm like to be like, all you gotta do is hit the button
now if you're famous Ritzy, No bro in our defense number one who was
assigned to control your comments today, but he volunteered. He's a comment man.
He uped the left. I only did the videos that way because he
knows what to click. I didn't mean to put you in this position.
But we didn't you do the video. No, no, we didn't know
what I'm saying. The way it was set up, it was don't lung
him to end. The way it was set up. It was a way
that me and him understands how to do it. I'm not shooting for you
to do it. I'm shooting on my my, my best friend, who
is the boss of this ship because he's a super artsy ritzy nigga. Now,
I am not upper crust when it comes to this ship. You you
is you upper echelon? Now it's the regular nigga. Shit, you are
absolutely right. We are not upper crust. But when it comes to this
podcast and shit, you are. You sit on the little pedestal, Bro,
And it's okay, I'm not judging you. You should. I don't
sit on the pedal. You should tell all these niggas you better than them,
and if you won't, I will fuck these niggas. I won't who
is these niggas? You know? I won't do that because I'm gonna need
them niggas one day and I don't want. I don't want niggas to be
like, I'm fucking with you when you have the key to all of us
getting paid, because one day I said, fuck you your pos this is
but the mixture you you see microphone. I don't want to do that.
See, this is what I feel like, niggas. This is where niggas
get shit. I feel like we all do this part and ship and with
most of the niggas that we speak about, we are friends to a degree,
so we can rib each other on the timeline. I can sit behind
the mic and be like, hey, fuck you niggas. Antonio the Great
like y'all still my niggas. But when we're behind these mics, it's a
show. Fuck y'all say, man, don't if you take anything I say
when I sit behind the microphone personally and you take that shit out with yourself.
Well, um, y'all know how I love my nature videos. And
we haven't played a nature video. Damn nature, you're scary, oh,
Scar the Golden Crown Flying Folks is a human sized bat. Yeah, oh,
don't try to act into sit now. You were looking at it too,
Come on, I don't think I never, but I was talking about
nature, Okay, animals, So we're gonna navigate pass the anker because Mimi's
a wild girl. But speaking of nature, okay, we all love Tony
Baker, right. One of our greatest videos all time was a cat in
the wheelchair? Hey, what was his name? He kept telling get the
yes, ask me questions we ask the human people, which y'all find funny
because Lincoln is also a car and he has wheels. I don't know y'all
caught that. It's a complex joke. It was a complex joke, but
that's what makes him a good comedian. But you know, people have been
doing more voiceovers now right. I don't know who this nigga is, but
this nigga started voice over a series of honey Badgers just out here fucking with
shit in a really really niggerish way, I think. And the honey name
is Rotteney bro Bro. That's that's that's Black Air Forces and animals. Yeah,
honeybaggers are Black Air Force, just damn honeybag Rottla air Forces. Okay,
so no killers are land air Forces? Yeah, okay, yes,
I saw and it was like there was like a group of killer whales beat
the shit out of sting Ray. They didn't want to eat it. They
didn't want to They just whooped its ass and let that motherfucker float away and
die. I don't feel like it was for no reason. No, no,
that really do be fucking with it because there's a seal, no sting
Ray. I don't feel like there's no reason. I feel like that.
Yeah, I feel like that. Yeah. I feel like they was like,
yeah, every time we see money, we gonna stump your whole ass
out for what y'all did to Steve Urber beat up by hilarious. There's this
video and I gotta find it, and I think it really is on that
gel where there's a there's a seal just sitting on the ice cube minus business
chilling, and these motherfuckers keep flipping the damn ice cube on each side.
It's like three of them just keep fucking with it. To dog falls into
the water right. The third one smacks his nigga around and now they're just
playing volleyball with his dead ass body. They don't even really, they don't
want to eat it dog. They just be fucking animals. I'd be like,
y'all, y'all got there's one of the dolphin just swimming and this motherfucker
knocked it clean out the water. It just kept going. They are dicks,
okay, And they are dicks because they fed the nobody who can fuck
with them five thousand pounds. This is the world's scariest animal. The Golden
Crown flying folks is a human sized bat. Now why did you run back?
Cats? I really want to understand that that bad has a bigger dick
than some man. Yes, and that is that is correct. That is
absolutely positively that you take me with you. And it did just it had
real nuts. It did. Oh my god, like that was that was
actual, Like like you know, you can go back and pa, no,
don't, oh, don't try to act into sit now you were looking
at it too, Come on, well, scariest the Golden Crown fly right
there, say look at that and then either it's like is because it's black,
and then you look at it and it looks like it's like hair too,
So look, you gotta talk on me going around it. Well when
you're kind of looking at this now like like it's just like, yeah,
there's no talking me on the ball. So this is really like, folks,
is a human sized bat that is don't try to act into sit now
you were looking at it too, come on, which that would scare the
shit out me if I would see that in real life. Definitely the bad
Goda'd be tearing some bad pussy down. I'm trying to tell you, because
there's no way he's definitely into them. He's yamming. Definitely, that's the
real batman we file to discover exactly. Now you're here, Welcome to the
Welcome to the party. You always you always go outside in any fucking environment,
atmosphere whatsoever. And the animal fly by me with a that sounds I'm
gonna be real upset, but I'm gonna feel like that raised by you and
right like this is one. I feel like I'm getting flashed and shit like
I feel like I need to fucking calls and report somebody like animal control.
I want to file charges. Is what is this? You just like you're
just sitting here hanging clothes on the clothes line. She because you know,
people in them kind of country, they still do that. They gotta worry
about nobody running off they draws and ship, right man. People really used
to be able to use clothes line. Yeah, I remember doing that back
when I was a little with my mom my Grain. She had all these
fucking wooden clothes and let's go out there putting the sheets up and everything,
and just that's crazy. And then me having to go out there before rain
and catch the stuff off of there and everything. And then I'm out here
hearing this dumb ass basket taking everything off the clothes line. But man,
that's crazy. We really used to like niggas, was not it. We
won't. We had them exactly like we were school and because we had more
than one. She had a regular washing room drive, we had that one.
We had to crank that moment that was water. Dominique dumb ass put
her arm in in, broke her arm, motherfucker's ring. This was a
cool idea. Broke her motherfucking arm, put her goddamn arm through there.
As kids, you uhould be able to talk kids into doing the dummy ship.
Absolutely, and nobody was ever smart enough to say you go first.
You just tell them, Okay, all right, you go first. Show
me how to do it, show me how it's done. Volunteer being a
fucking crash dummy. That's exactly what the fuck it was. Niggas was dead
ass crashed test dummies, wos kids. Because everything sounded like a good idea,
nobody would like you that nobody was smart. Another to be like,
you do it first. As we got older, a lot of Ship was
like, na, bro, you try that. If you succeed, I'm
wichal, but I feel like you're gonna bust your ass and I want to
be there at because as smart as I was, I was so stupid when
it came to pranks. Like Dante used to always give me your phone number
to call it be different numbers and ship, but the first three numbers would
be nine, one one, you're never friendly, get the other four exactly.
But I was like, it's ringing already, didn't now and I hang
it and you know they call you back back. Ye see. Then I'm
like so now getting cussed out because who the fuck is playing on the phone.
I'm like, nigked, I didn't even get it, and I'm still
stuck on. I didn't even get that down four. I didn't get down
the other. You're crazy because I didn't, because I think it was because
I used to think about, like, remember how in the movies, I
thought it was like that, because you know, whenever you had to fake
numbers, they were always five five five, no matter what movie or TV
show, all the numbers started with five five five. So I used to
think it was like that, and dawn on me that once, like that's
it to cut off, has to cut off its drap. I feel like
if I was even type nine one one on your phone, you damn it
or might not have to hit the call button, especially it might just start
ring it because the first couple of times I did it, I'm dialing like
this I got it's not up to my ears. So I'm like, because
you know, we got the that the Brodery ship, so I got to
push the nine a way for the come back around one one, and then
I'm going, I'm like, hecause it's broken. This number broke a ringing
already. So before we get out of here, I got I got one
more video that I have to play because I made a I made a post
on my page. Actually I made too. I made a regular post and
then I actually made a video on Thursday because I was at the house with
mine own but black owned dental office had a sign posts that said no house
shoes, no pajamas, no bonnets, right, and social media was so
up in arms that they tried to destroy this woman's business by leaving her bad
reviews saying that the sign was anti black. I just want to know why
everything negative and uncouth has to be labeled black culture. Also want to know
why advocating for us to go in public looking like we care about ourselves and
how we look is deemed his respectability politics. We should not be condoning and
advocating for clear signs of depression, because the only times I've ever been raggedy
in public is when something was off with me mentally. Rolling out of bed
in the morning and going in public with a bonnet and pajamazon and house shoes
is unacceptable uncouth behavior no matter what race of people does it. And going
out in public looking well put together like I care about myself doesn't mean that
I'm trying to be like white people. I'm trying to get white people to
respect me. Maybe it's because I respect me. Let's make having self respects
a part of black culture. Okay, And it's self funny because as I
was watching this, a notification came up for Nick Love in the video that
I made. I don't feel like am I gonna be able to play this?
I think I had cut it down because you know how Twitter porn be
should be kind of loud soon as you open Twitter, so I don't know
if y'all gonna be able to hear this video doing the micro or not.
Afternoon social media, family today is a lesson in minding your motherfucking business.
So today I could be seen as on Camp Dirty lacking self respect because I
am out of the house and my lovely team moved body. Meanwhile, I'm
handed to motherfucking physical therapy and there is absolutely, positively, definitely no reason
for me to do my hair going to physical therapy. There is no reason
for me to sweat my hair out and physical therapy just because the bitch not
minding her motherfucking business doesn't feel that it's socially acceptable for me to leave my
home and a goddamn bon it. This is why you stay the funk out
of my business. In mind your own. So here's my thing. When
it comes to pajamas, there will definitely be times where you will see me
out and I may have on some fucking pajama pants. And the funny part
is I don't sleep in pajamas at all. I sleep but booty as naked
every fucking night, So there is never a point where you have to worry
about. Oh man, MEE just came right out of bed and just rolled
over and just came outside. No, I actually had to get up and
get ready and put on these comfortable ass pajama pants or order for me to
run this fucking Errand maybe I didn't feel like wrestling with the button on these
motherfucking jeans because my fooper was extra fooper in this motherfucking morning, especially if
I was bloated because I ate before I went to fucking bed. When it
comes to a bonnet, I don't want to do my hair on a goddamn
time. I wear wigs, okay, and I wear fucking frontals. You
know how much that takes for me to have to sit here and lay down
some motherfucking lace in order for me to run around the corner to Walgreens and
get some motherfucking potato chips and something. I'm not going to go through all
of that ship, especially because most times when I'm out last minute, my
kids sucked, right, my kids fucking suck. And because my kids fucking
suck, they love to tell me shit at the last goddamn minute. And
when that happens, I end up in fucking whether it's saved a lot or
Walgreens or wherever else, my fucking lunchables and ship at the last god damn
many because jelly Bean was like, oh, myn I forgot to tell you
how because they have a lot of field like that, afraid forty five PM.
One of the mother about the clothes at nine jelly Bean got that ship
so bad or I think my mom did it because she was out already and
then she comes, But did you remember to get jelly motherfucker? You was
just nine here? What were you? Yeah, but you say all of
this to say what we're calling, Like do you have a problem with what
she's saying? Or yes. The thing is like with your video, I
liked your bonnet and it was like a fashionable bonnet, So you couldn't really
even tell jelly Bean about that. So it's the message of the like the
whole self respect. Then you know how I feel about another motherfucker trying to
tell me with my self respect. I don't feel like that's what she's saying,
though. I feel like she's saying that we as black people just when
you say certain things black people associated with black culture, when it's not always
like that. I was talking to everybody, but some people generalize things and
make it about themselves when that's not what it is. Like if I say
I don't like a certain type of person or I don't like a certain type
of thing, I'm not saying that I don't like black people that do it.
I don't like anybody that does this. Goofy shits know that two things
can be true at the same time. That was the beginning part of her
message, But I feel like that's what she was saying. Like now if
she chooses what's what she was saying in the beginning, so like where like
where what is like what's lost in translation? That nothing is lost in translation.
I'm going off of what she said as far as like with being it
had to do with self respecting everything and wanting to look presentable, like I
don't have to do what you want me to do for you to feel comfortable
with me, and in order for me to be outside, because like I
said, somebody could have saw me and felt some kind of way on Thursday
because I was out of the house with my body. They don't know why
I was out of the house with my bonnet on. They don't have to
know why I was out of the house with my bonnet on, because it
ain't they fucking business and it ain't they hair. So you can't look at
me and just determine, Oh well, she ain't got no respect for herself.
She she don't care how she looked when she leaves out of the house.
Just because bitch, I'm on my way to physical therapy. I have
to lay on this fucking table. I don't want to keep having to do
this shit and do all of this ship knowing that I'm gonna be laying down,
I'm gonna be sweating a ship because it's motherfucker's gonna make me do leg
pressons of shit. Yeah, you done so, because I definitely wear my
bondet for that, because I don't want to have to keep moving my hair
and shit while she's doing my man well, so I always wear my bodys
like disturb you. No, it's not one for it's just it's a topic
period. She was just one of the likes. I don't. But again,
I don't understand why people would let one person's opinion just third day piece.
Because what whether whether you come out and a bonnet or you put a
full fucking face of makeup, bab before you go do anything, somebody always
gonna have something to say about whatever it is that you did. You're right,
I don't know everybody's situation when I see people in pajama pants and fucking
bonnets. But I don't judge you because I understand what it's like to just
I'm gonna make a run somewhere. I'm not gonna be out of the house
long. I'm just doing something and going back. Came in the studio with
your balls out on that. Oh, that was definitely covered. People get
you. Don't get too caught up other people think about it on the internet.
It's like, man, we don't even know none of these people.
Like if you choose to die yourself to go to the fucking quick trip for
what, what takes you five to ten minutes to run an errand now it
takes you three hours do your thing. I won't go out and come back.
I don't even want to disturb what I'm wearing. But I think with
what you're saying though too, It's like stuff like that happens to me because
like, for example, for today, I thought I would just run in
one place. It turned into multiple places because of my children. Right so
now because when I came in here and you know, time let me and
I was like, I don't got no magam, I don't got nothing.
I'm like, this is just this is me today. So I said,
this is me just being me, and he's like, where are you talking
about, Mike? Never mind, I'm like, all business came out the
war zones. This is it looks like you, Mike. I'm having a
shell shock right now because finally got the house. Like, let me,
Like, people will be worried about the wrong thing. Hey, if she
want to wear a cool if you have an opinion of people who wear pajama
pants, your opinion, do I agree with some of that? Yeah,
some of your house look really dirty. That's why I was just when you're
looking dirty and stuff. But like also going back to a Memia saying too,
I don't. I don't work a jamas either, so I'm the same
way. So it's like I have to find certain things, like if I'm
gonna run out, then I gotta find these things to put on. So
I get this is just a distraction to keep y'all against each other. Y'all
gotta see what'll be going on out here. Oh absolutely, but like theiveness,
right, but you know what, we don't see it. We just
continue to be divisive, you like you ever, Like I can see what
y'all doing, but I'm gonna feed into it anyway, because that's just type
of that. I gotta see what's going on, but I like to talk
about it, so I want to talk about a question about it, and
that's my whole thing. And it's like, what about somebody else and them
coming out in a bind it or anything else, Like how did that affect
your life today? It probably didn't to the point where you feel like you
have to try to cychoanalyze the whole reason and why somebody came out of the
house a certain way. That's because people be worried about the wrong shit.
And that was my whole point in my video. Mind your motherfucking business.
Worry about your head, don't worry about my mind. The business I've pat
used you right, because man, I should have had a bonnet on this
motherfucker getting a little really up top man. But still can shake them because
one thing I'm gonna do is leave out and be comfortable. I don't give
a fuck about nobody looking, because I've come in here looking. I've been
on air, I've taken my fucking weird off on air. I've coming in
there any kind of I don't give a fuck. And then her place of
location that she spotted a motherfucking the bonnet. To me, it's very odd,
Like it's very rare that I've been in a place of like extra professionalism
and I've seen the motherfucker dressed out of pocket. Like it's very rare that
I've been sending the doctor's office and I've seen the person come man with a
bonnet, or I've been in the dentist's office and I've seen that. Like
you be in a that's some place to be. But at the same time,
though, too, when you're talking about those particular places like in the
doctor's office, well, if you feel like shit, I'll probably not if
they're not gonna bright, you probably not gonna get dressed up something you probably
want to do. Dent office, I wash my put on and put my
motherfucker hair and just goddamn bond it because I'm worried about what the fuck wrong
with me and not looking at my about hitch. Right, Like even if
I am going in for a fucking cleaning, anybody that goes to the fucking
dnnist, no, that fucking spit water be fucking flying everywhere. Maybe I
don't want it in my bundles, bitch, right, Maybe I want my
hair secured. So when they working in my fucking mouth and doing all of
this shit, I don't got all that because you know, when they flushing
that shit flying everywhere, right until they get patient and all that girls out
and ship yea and all that group in the toothpaste and everything on the ground,
and I know, like and one thing I want to explain, Like
I think a lot of people hear me in like my tone of how I
explain things, they think I'll be angry. I don't. I'd be just
annoyed because y'all stupid, Like I don't, I don't understand, Like the
fascination or one of the more common things. What bonnets is people be so
up in arms about seeing people in the airport with bonnets, like, bro,
I got a fucking six am flight. Do you really think I'm gonna
calma fucking wrap that fuck you? Right? Furthermore, I don't want my
ship rubbing all against this motherfucking seat. And then it's like me, like,
I don't know how to I don't know how to do here. So
if I have somebody curl my wig for me or styler to do whatever I
want, that motherfucker's secure until I get to my destination, because I'm not
gonna be able to fix this ship when I get there. Right, y'all
worried about motherfucker's wearing about it, you'd be worried about the white motherfuckers out
here talking about they invented some shit, because I saw that it was a
whole white lady getting paid off a bonnet because she was like, oh,
just add a little little twist this way, now it's mine. But y'all
worried about the motherfucker got it on the public need worry about the motherfucker who
is copyrighting and pattern some shit that you motherfucker's just gonna spend three dollars on
at the dollars stoe and this bitch is making bank roll. And y'all block
on dental office had a sign post that said, no house shoes, no
pajamas in public. Now let's die on a different hill. Like niggas wearing
crocs. If y'all got beef for the niggas who wearing crocs, understandable because
sometimes cross getting little outrageous. If you want to wear solid colors, cool,
But once you start bedazzling and putting charms in your ship as a grown
man, you need help. That's a woman's activity. Niggas out here bedazzling
that crocks need. As Tom would say, they need to ask whoop.
Well that will conclude our show today. Yeah, because I got a I
got a customer in the parking lot. She was late getting here. She
was supposed to be here earlier, but um, she has some stuff.
Well no, I told her, I'm like, well, if you can't
get here by eight thirty, then just I'm usually off the era to the
eleven, so just you know you can come up here then, so go
up here and give her her order, so that can be you. You
can be ordering stuff for fifty percent off comers Candy Closet dot com and then
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up to you don't forget that paying four No, you don't got paying for
no more. Nope, I actually took it off. Um not enough.
Not enough people were using it, honestly, yeah, not enough visiting.
So we got to the point where like cezzle started charging me like a monthly
fee because not enough people were um using it. Like you have to to
have um through cezle, you have to have at least three hundred dollars in
sales per month, and not enough people were financing. Well, see I
was able to do it through PayPal. Yeah maybe should. They can finance
whatever they want exactly because like me, I would, honestly, look,
I want all, I want all cash in my pockets, so I'm gonna
pottle with it. Everything else get paid with a car. So yeah.
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