WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:16.559 Hey, look he's dead. Mean, hello, everybody, the Welcome to 2 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:21.879 the Snark Tank piled case. Yes, Derek is gone. He was you 3 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:28.000 know once again. I don't know what is it, what it is with 4 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:31.399 the cast members of this show, but we keep getting yanked off the street 5 00:00:31.519 --> 00:00:37.560 by suspicious vehicles. I saw, I watched it happen on CCTV footage. 6 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:43.679 A Halal truck just came and swiped him off the street. And we haven't 7 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:48.920 had at you know. Yeah, I think like once you get abducted more 8 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:54.159 than twice, like it's probably like what are you doing at that point? 9 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:59.159 Because most people, most people just don't get abducted, and then the people 10 00:00:59.159 --> 00:01:06.359 who do get abducted usually once at least huge as I mean, so for 11 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:11.239 for it to happen this frequently is crazy. Hopefully the most abducted person history, 12 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:14.799 I'm a Google that real quick. That's a good that's a good question. 13 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:21.000 I'm sure there's any most person abducted the most. I bet Google won't 14 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:23.239 be able to do it anymore because Google is kind of useless now. But 15 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:30.760 yeah, so Derek's gone. He was abducted yet again. Uh seriously, 16 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:34.120 though, he's he's actually on his way over here right now. He's driving 17 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:38.560 from Vegas to my place. He's gonna crash here for a little while while 18 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:41.719 he's looking for a space here so we can do this stuff in person. 19 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:46.519 Very exciting stuff, very exciting developments. But that's really the long and short 20 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:51.200 of it. Did you find anything I put abducted? And they're trying to 21 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:55.319 give me AI overviews of the most intelligent people? See, this is what 22 00:01:55.400 --> 00:02:00.560 I literally, I literally typed it abducted. Do you remember when I was 23 00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:05.680 talking about how like you can't like AI is ruining search. This is what 24 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:07.719 I'm talking about. You cannot search for anything without it being like a I 25 00:02:07.759 --> 00:02:15.240 related. It's It's truly fucked. It's over. But anyway, we got 26 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:19.080 some questions to answer for the month of May. By the way, if 27 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:23.719 you're listening to this, if you're listening to this on free feeds, snart 28 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:28.599 Tank dot Shop is probably open for you right now because that's supposed to go 29 00:02:28.639 --> 00:02:31.479 live the seventeenth. For everybody. There are specific shirts that used to be 30 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:36.360 there that will no longer be there. I think the on the last day 31 00:02:36.439 --> 00:02:40.159 we'll post like we'll probably put something on Twitter or Instagram with like the code 32 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:46.680 for the final day so that you know everybody can get in. No, 33 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:51.479 I think it's the last day is totally fair because then really I think twitters 34 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:54.199 or people won't sue both figure it like, obviously we do our patrons first 35 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:58.879 and then release it to everybody, but we should like let everybody know that 36 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:02.039 it is available at least I guess. I guess. So yeah, you 37 00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:07.439 know, we'll we'll, I'll post it. I'll post it on Instagram today. 38 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:12.120 But that house keeping out of the way. Without with that house keeping 39 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:15.439 out of the way, Uh, did we want to talk about the assassin's 40 00:03:15.439 --> 00:03:23.199 creed stuff? Because you talk about it? U assassin bruise my eye? 41 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:27.120 I literally wanted a doctor, said I did nothing else? Did I hurt 42 00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:29.840 my punch you in the face? Nah, dude, it was like a 43 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:32.759 respiratory doctor ship. It wasn't even like a fucking like oh respiratory So he 44 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:37.400 like fondled your balls for a little bit. No, no, he made 45 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:40.840 me suck his deck. Yeah, nothing doing balls. It was just all 46 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:45.680 this all this cock down throat see if I can still throat? Oh right, 47 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:49.280 well, it's respiratory. So I figured because every respiratory exam I've ever 48 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:52.599 had like throughout my entire life is that they fondled my balls for about ten 49 00:03:53.319 --> 00:03:59.520 fifteen minutes, especially in school. Really terrible because some people experience that. 50 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:03.159 Everyone doesn't go to a doctor and get a wrathed and they're like, this 51 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:06.000 is the doctor I don't know about. I don't know what you're saying. 52 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:11.039 It's just the standard procedure. It's a checkup. It's a checkup, right, 53 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:13.879 it makes sense. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm 54 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:18.000 certainly not checking out my balls, So so he's there to do that. 55 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:19.839 That's why he's there. That's that's that's why he's there. That's what we 56 00:04:19.839 --> 00:04:26.879 pay them for. Uh buddy. Anyway, Anyway, I got informed you 57 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:30.639 of some stuff, man, I've never been informed to, like that Assassin's 58 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:34.839 Creed. What is it shadows or something. It's it's it's the Japanese one. 59 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:39.480 It's the one in Japan that they should want to Yeah, it's the 60 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:42.560 one that they should have made, like probably in twenty twelve, twelve, 61 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:47.560 yeah, or something where it should have been the third one realistically, so 62 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:54.120 a little late to the party. There's apparently a bit of a kerfuffle because 63 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:58.439 I guess it's I don't know if I don't know the details exactly, but 64 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:01.439 it's either about in the sense that you play as this person or this person 65 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:05.879 plays a key role in the game where it's it's Usk the first black Samurai 66 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:13.480 or something. Uh. And I think there was like some consternation about it. 67 00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:15.480 I have to imagine that there would be. I have to imagine based 68 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.879 on how the internet is, that there's probably a lot of people upset. 69 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:25.279 Let me just make sure though, Assassin's Creed. Let's see, let's see 70 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:30.439 what the top thing is is definitely a black man. Yeah, so I'm 71 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:41.839 assuming it's is it his name is y is a typical Japanese name. Oh, 72 00:05:43.040 --> 00:05:46.759 I just read it. It is Yaske. So the entire game is 73 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:50.560 just yeah, become a lethal she noobi assassins a powerful legendary Sanema samurai in 74 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:54.639 feudal Japan. It's as if he shadows world. Premiere trailer now available. 75 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:59.040 That's actually crazy. I haven't seen the trailer at all at all yet. 76 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:03.839 No, I I haven't even I just don't care Assassin's created. I don't 77 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:06.800 either, because it's just it's taken too long for them to do this, 78 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:12.720 Like I'm sure this game is not gonna be as good as ghost Like, 79 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:19.079 I'm positive yeah, And even Ghosts is like Ghosts. Ghosts is like Chili's 80 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:24.279 to me, where it's like it's it's like s tier mid like of the 81 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:27.480 mid things that you can make, it's probably like the best of them. 82 00:06:28.120 --> 00:06:31.199 Do you think a mid tier game? Well, I think yeah. I 83 00:06:31.240 --> 00:06:34.560 mean it's it's an open world. I think they handle open world like. 84 00:06:35.079 --> 00:06:40.639 I think they handle the art design and and the that aspect of open world 85 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:42.639 pretty well. But like everything else, I mean this, do you remember 86 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:46.279 the story really? Yeah, entirely. You remember the story entirely. I 87 00:06:46.279 --> 00:06:54.319 remember that there was poison. Uh sorry, it's it's good. It's it's 88 00:06:54.600 --> 00:06:59.439 a Mongol invasion. And then it's the it's it's Yaske, not Yaske, 89 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:02.480 it's a it's a jens Kai. He's he's trying to figure out how to 90 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:09.560 like honorably deal with the world while clearly the samurai being mulled over. So 91 00:07:09.560 --> 00:07:13.000 he's like, I'm gonna start using more Shenoby tactics they learned from the girl 92 00:07:13.079 --> 00:07:17.680 becomes clo of interest he learned from other warriors about how like he learns from 93 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:21.720 like the old woman, the archer the and this is like it's just him 94 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:25.600 fighting a duty, Like do I stay at honorable samurai or do I go 95 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:29.480 into the more shnoby route. That's clearly more effective, that's getting things done, 96 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:32.160 but it's breaking my samurai's honor. Yeah, yeah, no, I 97 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:35.759 remember that. I remember all of that. I just like I remember that 98 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:41.839 there was a story thing. It was it's fine, there's there's nothing bad 99 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:44.720 about it really at all, but like I can't say that, but at 100 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:47.279 the end of it, I was like, yo, that's like, it's 101 00:07:47.319 --> 00:07:49.240 not a game that aimes in my life or anything. But it was a 102 00:07:49.279 --> 00:07:53.279 good game. Yeah, it's a good game. It's solid. It's it's 103 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:59.759 it's solid, it's Chili's it's like, it's it's hied tier. It's the 104 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:03.399 it's the best average game that you can get, Like as far as like 105 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:07.079 average games go. It's like, there's that's clearly a league above them. 106 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:11.560 I put it just below Last of Us here. I don't know, Well, 107 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:15.319 maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't like The Last of Us that 108 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:18.079 much though, to be fair, so maybe I like I like both one 109 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:20.639 and two. I think that too has some dumb ass moments, but I 110 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:24.199 Love. I like both of those games. I really like playing Too though. 111 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:30.199 Yeah Too feels good to play. It's just it's too long. It 112 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:31.879 just goes on for way to a lot of games. I like Problem the 113 00:08:31.960 --> 00:08:37.840 moment where Abby haymakers Ellie. That is my favorite moment in that game. 114 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:43.120 There's no way on Earth at Ellie would still be standing if like that, 115 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:46.360 I'd be on the floor. My favorite moment in that game Someone. My 116 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:52.320 favorite moment of that game, I think is when that that full grown man 117 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:56.720 punches that child to do a garage door. That might be my favorite thing 118 00:08:56.039 --> 00:09:01.399 to step into it. He took a step into step into punching a kid. 119 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:07.399 That's so crazy. You could dismantle a kid with just twenty five percent 120 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:11.919 of punching etiquette. You don't have to step at all. You could just 121 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:18.120 move your hand forward, being completely still, real fast, and then knock 122 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:20.720 a kid to death. Probably you don't need to step into it like you're 123 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:26.600 boxing. It's so deeply unnecessary, and that's like a real power. There's 124 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:30.679 a bunch of crazy moment. There's a bunch of wild moments in that game, 125 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:37.559 like when Jesse just gets killed. Yeah, I was trying nothing wrong. 126 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:41.399 He just shows. Yeah, but he was so clearly under the whatever 127 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:43.320 spoilers for The Lost of Us too, I could give him. I could 128 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.919 give a fuck really about that. But yeah, there's an Assassin's Creed games 129 00:09:46.919 --> 00:09:50.759 Black Samurai. I've seen some people kind of upset at the historical accuracy of 130 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:56.120 it being completely tainted, as if, as if Leonardo da Vinci actually made 131 00:09:56.159 --> 00:10:01.200 fucking helicopters, because that's a bit ridiculous. Like Assassin Treet has always been 132 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.639 historical fiction. They take fiction, they take, you know, real history, 133 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:07.519 and kind of like heighten heighten it into a sense of like absurd reality. 134 00:10:09.159 --> 00:10:13.559 I don't really see a problem with this at all. It's more Assasin' 135 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:16.559 Street. I don't care about it. I'm more interested in Ghosts Sushima too, 136 00:10:16.559 --> 00:10:18.679 whenever that's gonna happen, but that's probably like another like year or two 137 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:24.000 away. But ghost Shima PC launches. I think by the time most people 138 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:30.559 viewing this not tomorrow, oh tomorrow really yeah, Honor died on the bench. 139 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:35.080 Defend your Homeland and Ghstshema PC launches tomorrow. So of the data we're 140 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:39.480 recording this so that so May sixteenth, that's coming out. I've been playing 141 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:45.399 the fun out of animal well, and it's unreasonably good. It's like a 142 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:50.200 Metroidvania by a Donkey's a new publisher. It's some one guy made it. 143 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:52.759 It's just it's one of those like real, like real indie games, like 144 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:58.519 the Stardu and like like stard type, Oh or what was the other one? 145 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:01.039 There was some other game that was made by like literally one person. 146 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:07.320 I can't remember at it, but it's really good. But that's really I've 147 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:11.919 been on crazy right now. I can't do Hades. Can't do it. 148 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:16.200 It's so good it is. I'm I know, but like I don't want 149 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:18.000 to. I don't want to. I don't want to play it in early 150 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:22.440 access because I remember how like Hades, when I played in early access like 151 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:24.320 pretty much first, like like day one, when it was like available to 152 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:28.039 anybody who wasn't outside the studio to play it, and I remember playing is 153 00:11:28.080 --> 00:11:31.279 like this is really great and it felt really complete at the time, but 154 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:35.159 like by the time the finished version of Hades came out, I was like, 155 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:39.039 yo, this is way more done, and I kind of like played 156 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:41.799 so much of it by that point that I was like, I don't know 157 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:43.919 if I have it in me to really finish what I have because I already 158 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:46.200 put like one hundred hours into it, and I was like, I don't 159 00:11:46.240 --> 00:11:50.399 I don't know, So I'm gonna wait until it's done so I can jump 160 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:54.240 into it without having this weird like, oh is that there? Dude that 161 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:56.559 some friends when were talking about Stardu Valley that way, they were like, 162 00:11:56.720 --> 00:11:58.399 he should play stard Devalid. I was like, all right, maybe, 163 00:11:58.440 --> 00:11:58.919 and then they were showing it to me and it was like, Oh, 164 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:03.960 I don't remember any of this. You don't remember any of this. You've 165 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:07.600 been playing this. Oh the Boys comes back this week? The Boys? 166 00:12:07.919 --> 00:12:13.879 Yeah? Oh yeah, I feel like it's been a hot didn't that guy? 167 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:16.039 You? Me and you watched the finale together. We were kind of 168 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:22.960 like, that's it. Remember, I forgot about it. I was like, 169 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:24.960 Oh, they're going to finally like kill Homelander now, oh they got 170 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:33.120 him? They Oh they this better? This should be the last season. 171 00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:35.440 I think. I don't think you're gonna have a show like this that goes 172 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:39.200 beyond five seasons and is good. I think you got to be really careful 173 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:45.159 when you were so good. I think they're just that like that they dropped 174 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:48.080 the ball last season. Well, I think what happened is they dropped the 175 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:52.440 ball last season because they needed to continue it. They needed to have a 176 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:54.600 reason for the show to continue. Like there was a I feel like everything 177 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:58.080 was building to a reasonable point where they could have ended it, but then 178 00:12:58.080 --> 00:13:01.360 they just didn't because they like, oh, we need another season, and 179 00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:05.480 it's like the boy, I'm sorry, the boys can't hold The boys cannot 180 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:09.799 hold attention for nine seasons. I think, like, I think that had 181 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:11.600 a lot of great moments. I think the scene, like the moment when 182 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:15.879 they jump him and they actually like are beating a side of him and he 183 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:18.559 like runs off. I think that's a great moment because that was just like 184 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:26.879 fuck, it's good. It's like, you know, it drags, like 185 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:31.440 you know that there are seasons of that show. There are seasons of that 186 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:37.200 show that feel like arbitrarily stretched out because they're trying to like stretch this premise 187 00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:39.519 and it's like it's a good premise, but it's no your know your limits, 188 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:45.519 you know, Like I think you got to understand, like Breaking Bad, 189 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:48.759 if Breaking Bad had one more season, it would have been terrible. 190 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:52.679 I bet, like you you can't there's only so far you can go. 191 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:56.320 It's like, how many times is this fucking Superman bastard gonna get away? 192 00:13:56.360 --> 00:14:01.399 Like it's it's getting annoying now, So like I don't know, I hope 193 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:03.919 it's the last one. I hope they end. Well, we'll see, 194 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:07.919 we'll see how it goes. I know gen V is fucked though. That 195 00:14:07.960 --> 00:14:13.519 guy, that guy fell off a motorcycle and exploded. Who the one of 196 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:16.320 the guys from gen V that spin off show for the boys, Oh yeah, 197 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:20.440 the young Yeah that is a black guy. He fucking died. He 198 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:28.039 bought a motorcycle and the next dayshed you guys. If I could pass any 199 00:14:28.039 --> 00:14:31.759 wisdom onto the audience, don't buy a motorcycle. Just don't do it. 200 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:37.720 Just don't do it. The everything about them, everything about it is bad. 201 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:41.639 Really if you really like put it under a microscope and examined what a 202 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:46.080 micro what a what a what a motorcycle is? It's the It is the 203 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:50.120 loudest vehicle on the road at any given moment. So it's a public nuisance. 204 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:54.720 It is objectively unsafe. It's not really that cool anymore. Like I 205 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:56.840 remember when I was a kid, like it was kind of cool, but 206 00:14:56.840 --> 00:15:00.679 it was kind of fading out like it's not It wasn't like the eighties or 207 00:15:00.720 --> 00:15:03.480 early nineties anymore where that was like interesting. It just kind of came across 208 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:07.960 as like I live I live in the world of the two spaces with that, 209 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:11.960 or like motorcycles are objectively better vehicles, like they're better vehicles if you're 210 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:16.960 not, like you don't have a family, you're just going toward getting back. 211 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:20.159 They're good ideas, but they're very dangerous. That's just about it. 212 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:24.440 Like you could really, really really hurt yourself with it. So like make 213 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:28.679 sure you know what you're doing. Don't drive idiotically with a motorcycle, like 214 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:31.399 really, don't. It's not worth it. Like, don't swerving out of 215 00:15:31.399 --> 00:15:35.799 traffic trying to be cool, you know, stand in your one lane. 216 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:39.679 Drive smart people don't do that because they don't have to. As a motorcyc 217 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:41.720 I'm just gonna I'm just gonna speak it for fun of this car real quick. 218 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:43.039 I'm not gonna I'm gonna go like five miles off assu And you're like, 219 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:46.039 all right, yeah, cool, we clip a car. You end 220 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:48.799 up on the other side of the street getting ran over a bunch. That's 221 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:52.360 what happened yeah, I would argue. I would argue that motorcycles are almost 222 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:56.679 like pitbulls in the sense that, like they would it would be fine if 223 00:15:56.720 --> 00:16:00.440 not for the fact that the people who buy them are not good it owning 224 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:06.440 them. Damn dude, real shit, you know what I mean? Does 225 00:16:06.440 --> 00:16:11.039 that make sense? Like I want to get I want to get a Staffi, 226 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:14.080 which are pretty much like the little pit bulls. The fuck is a 227 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:21.000 staffy tiny gray ones to Staffish terriers, and they're really affectionate. Yeah, 228 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:25.840 Staffy's that's so fair. Imagine the cute pit bulls, the cutest version of 229 00:16:25.840 --> 00:16:27.159 a pit bull. Oh yeah, these are Yeah, these are okay, 230 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:30.519 I really want one of them. But like, also, they're like, 231 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:34.559 hey, make sure you watch out how you train it, because it will 232 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:40.279 literally display exactly what it's taught. So I'm gonna not be aggressive and beat 233 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:45.679 my dog. That's it. That's the only Everybody that gets pit bulls just 234 00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:48.399 makes them assholes, And I'm like, why do y'all do that? These 235 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.399 are actually really nice? Off I would I think I want to get a 236 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:57.480 Boston Terrier. They're just so fucking strange. They're so strange. Boston Terrier 237 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:00.600 like the classic one like the little I feel like they look like mops. 238 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:07.160 No, I don't even know what that mop. No, but Google, 239 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:15.359 Google, Google Boston. It was Anissa's dog. I know we're talking about 240 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:18.920 it. Never mind. Yeah, like those dogs. I like those dogs 241 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:22.759 a lot. They're really fucking funny. They look so strange. They are 242 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:26.039 weird looking. They're ugly, but like in a in a funny way. 243 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:32.640 Like it's not like it's not quite a French bulldog too, it's it's it's 244 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:41.640 it's slightly it's bulldogs are fucking ugly. But Boston Terriers, like our French 245 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:45.440 cheese are not French ones are not. French dogs are very very cute French 246 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:52.559 bull really yeah, French with dogs are very cute. Uh yeah, yeah, 247 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.240 I guess so. They're still pretty. They they look like the dog 248 00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:59.359 you just showed up and mixed with a bulldog. Literally actually yeah, but 249 00:17:59.359 --> 00:18:02.720 I think I think that the Boston teria just has less less wrinkles. They're 250 00:18:02.799 --> 00:18:06.240 like if you air like a bostonary is like if you air brushed a French 251 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:14.160 bulldog. But uh yeah, I don't know. Man, like motorcycles just 252 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:18.039 I don't know, not worth it for me. I I don't. I 253 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:23.160 If if I had a son and and he was like, hey, dad, 254 00:18:23.160 --> 00:18:26.519 I'm buying a motorcycle, I would actually I would probably just kill my 255 00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:30.119 son at that point, because it's like, listen, you're not I can 256 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:33.359 kill you. Let me just let me just kill you, so that way 257 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:37.400 we can. You don't have to spend all that money on a dumb bike 258 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:41.960 that's gonna get torched. You don't have to put anybody else in danger when 259 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.640 you inevitably die on this thing. I'll just kill you. And then it's 260 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:48.200 it's an even it's an even wash, you know, because that's the best 261 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:52.160 outcome on a motorcycle, really, is that your father kills you. I 262 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:56.440 would just tell them like, look, dude, these are dangerous, like, 263 00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:57.720 don't like because I don't know, man, Like, I was just 264 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:02.079 like, hey, don't waste your life. Well, that's that's what I'm 265 00:19:02.079 --> 00:19:07.200 saying. Don't beat dun't be a guy on a meme compilation. Don't be 266 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:10.599 a guy on a meme compilation that I laughed at, you know, right 267 00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:17.200 exactly, because I'll still laugh at you if you're my kid. Yeah, 268 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:21.480 yeah, anyway, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. There's 269 00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:23.640 really no news to talk about. I'm sure, of course, as is 270 00:19:23.680 --> 00:19:27.319 typical when I say this, something big is going to happen. Joe Biden's 271 00:19:27.319 --> 00:19:33.319 gonna shit uh blood for eight hours and die in like three minutes after the 272 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:36.880 episode goes live. So I'm sure. I'm sure some bullshit like that's gonna 273 00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:38.160 happen. But we got a lot of questions. Over at patreon dot com 274 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:44.200 slash the start Tank at the five dollars tier, you can participate and ask 275 00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:48.000 us some questions on our monthly thread, So pop on over there if you're 276 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:51.920 curious grappling, what is it gaping or gapping? What the fuck is this 277 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:56.319 gapping? From the other side, homies bust every time I think you meant 278 00:19:56.359 --> 00:19:59.839 gaping, which would not be you put two p's in there. That's what 279 00:19:59.839 --> 00:20:03.480 you means, Yeah, which is not how English? Is God bless a 280 00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:07.400 different word he says, but he says, Hello, Feathers fellas, first 281 00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:12.839 time homeless, longtime listener, Welcome aboard. What's your favorite convention you have 282 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:21.200 gone to or would like to go to? Favorite convention that I've that I've 283 00:20:21.400 --> 00:20:26.640 created? Class was fire, honestly, yeah, probably like both times for 284 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:30.039 me, I think although the first time was a lot more fun because it 285 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:33.559 didn't have to be stressed. Creator clash was like you have to get punched 286 00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:38.079 in the face. So yeah, definitely, yeah, probably were fun. 287 00:20:38.920 --> 00:20:41.640 Yeah, but like creator Class is probably I didn't even think about that because 288 00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:44.960 I didn't think about it as a convention. I think about I thought about 289 00:20:44.960 --> 00:20:45.839 it more as an event, but it is. It was kind of like 290 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:52.799 a replacement VidCon in some way, so like it was really yeah, credit 291 00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:55.680 clashes up there. I went to New York Comic Con a long time ago. 292 00:20:55.720 --> 00:20:59.480 I had a decent time. I think of like the traditional we were 293 00:20:59.559 --> 00:21:04.599 kids though, Oh yeah, twenty twelve, I went, and I think 294 00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:12.680 I went. The most fun I had was probably at Vidcan But as far 295 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:15.880 as like strict conventions go, but that's really not because of the convention center 296 00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:18.359 or because of the convention itself. It's really just because it was like an 297 00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:21.799 excuse for a lot of contecrators together together. I really don't know what the 298 00:21:21.839 --> 00:21:25.400 appeal would be for a viewer to go to VidCon outside of just to like 299 00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:29.279 maybe take a picture with somebody, but like for us, being able to 300 00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:34.240 hang out with everybody was really fucking Sick Packs Prime. I think in Seattle 301 00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:37.960 was really dope too. That's probably the coolest video game one that I went 302 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:45.640 to, because Ethily was kind of kind of I'd personally assume that like the 303 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:49.400 time that you went to VidCon, like the time you went to comic Con 304 00:21:49.599 --> 00:21:52.559 was probably like a med time for you. That would have been a dope 305 00:21:52.599 --> 00:21:59.640 time for me to go. Guess before it became super movie based. Yeah, 306 00:21:59.720 --> 00:22:03.000 because now comic con is about the films in bullshit. Now it's not 307 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:07.720 like about comics anymore. Yeah, it's where they like does it's like, 308 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:08.880 oh, who's casting in this? It's like, oh, you find out 309 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:14.400 at comic con generally. Yeah, so I do wouldn't care to go anymore. 310 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:18.720 I've been to I like comic Con of an Enemy Expo. I've been 311 00:22:18.759 --> 00:22:23.240 to uh never New York com No, sorry, I've been to your comic 312 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:27.759 Con once twenty fourteen, and then I went to I never went to ask 313 00:22:27.799 --> 00:22:30.400 the comic con. I wish I did. I wish I went the year 314 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:33.359 we moved here. That would have been the best year to go. But 315 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:37.480 that would have a chance to go then. Uh, but yeah, I 316 00:22:37.480 --> 00:22:41.240 think I think VidCon VICN was singing, seeing so many of my friends hanging 317 00:22:41.279 --> 00:22:47.119 out everybody you didn't go to though. Sorry, it's a created clash credit 318 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:52.680 clash because we brought our friends there, and our friends just made it a 319 00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:56.680 better time being there because the people that we've done for years that like get 320 00:22:56.680 --> 00:23:00.839 oh like having Vega Jalen and having them hit it office, and I knew 321 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:04.759 what would happen that always yeah, I would love each other and they would 322 00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:07.599 love each other. And I was like, this is great because I've loved 323 00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:08.640 Vega for years. So I was like, Oh, this guy's gonna hit 324 00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:11.640 it off for it is gonna be awesome hanging out with meeting Critical him, 325 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:15.319 knowing who I was as wild hanging out him was cool. I mean the 326 00:23:15.319 --> 00:23:18.359 Critical World people was also awesome as well. Jack was there. It was 327 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:23.000 fucking hilarious being in the same being in the same room as our longtime friends 328 00:23:23.039 --> 00:23:29.480 and these people was very strange. It was a very It was very strange. 329 00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:33.279 It's like stified that we always we always hovered to the same kinds of 330 00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:38.640 people though, Yeah, but it was It's like Amaranth interviewing Danny was hilarious. 331 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:45.000 I think seeing that was the strangest thing I think I've ever seen in 332 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:52.119 my life Jalen and fucking Vega. Like you said, uh, it's just 333 00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:57.920 strange. Yeah, cretic class problem like Travis Willingham talking to freaking us talking 334 00:23:57.920 --> 00:24:02.680 to the person that voiced Runks. That was. That is a moment that 335 00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:04.799 I was I can hear trunks on you because Laura was there, Ba Laura 336 00:24:04.839 --> 00:24:07.279 Billy was there, so we were talking to her and I was like, 337 00:24:07.319 --> 00:24:11.160 I can hear chunks on your voice. Oh right, Laura Bay That's right. 338 00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:15.359 We did talk to them. Forgot It's crazy to me that I can 339 00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:19.680 forget that because that was such an overwhelmed That was a really overwhet like as 340 00:24:19.680 --> 00:24:23.240 far as like stimulus, like stimuli go like, that was a that was 341 00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:26.559 a lot of to take note of, you know, like we were talking 342 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:29.799 to a lot of people that I was like, what the fuck Josh Barnett 343 00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:33.480 coming up to you and offering to train you was hilarious. Josh Barnett knowing 344 00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:40.400 who I was. Yes, it's it's insane. That probably was the coolest 345 00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:42.640 one. I really liked the first one because I didn't have to prepare. 346 00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:45.599 I just got to hang out and chill. I was just hanging out with 347 00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:48.880 Peach, Jars and Kiwi the whole time, and that was fun. But 348 00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:56.119 this time was different, purely because it was just so there were so many 349 00:24:56.119 --> 00:25:00.079 more people there and people that I never thought would be there. The entire 350 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:07.119 Critical World cast was was really cool. Mauritia was really cool. People yeah, 351 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:10.400 I don't know, and are all really cool too. Oh. I 352 00:25:10.440 --> 00:25:12.440 didn't meet them because I was right next to them, So I was like 353 00:25:12.440 --> 00:25:15.559 talking to her dad and her sister. Her sister looks like a clone of 354 00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:18.599 her. Literally, it's insane. It was like another herd. I was 355 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.519 like, what the hell, you guys are so so looking, just like, 356 00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:22.799 yeah, I just lie of people. That's not my sister, And 357 00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:26.039 I'm just like, why do you do that? You guys? I'm exactly 358 00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:30.279 alike. I was cool. I would love to do it again if I 359 00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:34.240 what now, I was gonna say, like, I had an experience like 360 00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:37.680 that too where I talked to someone's dad, but I couldn't remember who I 361 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.480 think it was. I don't know if it was Mauritia or if it was 362 00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:47.000 it was one of the girls. Wasn't Alana, I wasn't maybe Michelle. 363 00:25:47.079 --> 00:25:49.079 Maybe I don't know. I don't know whatever. That was strange. That 364 00:25:49.119 --> 00:25:52.640 was strange too, But yeah you should. Uh. I'm not saying you 365 00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:56.119 should train necessarily, but like if it happens again, which I think it 366 00:25:56.200 --> 00:26:00.160 will, I think it might be a little bit delayed happens again, I 367 00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:03.799 recent I definitely want to go again for sure, because that was just really 368 00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:08.680 especially because the next one's probably I think I shouldn't say that. I should 369 00:26:08.759 --> 00:26:12.079 say I I know I know. Yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, 370 00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:15.079 all right, we'll not say that. I know I know it too, 371 00:26:15.079 --> 00:26:18.119 Do not say it? Yeah, okay, let's move on. Thanks 372 00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:25.240 gapping from the other sides. I appreciate it. Uh, can we get 373 00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:26.319 a pan of Jello Road? And he says, can we get an extra 374 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:30.359 mo of just Derek and Sween talking about X N ninety seven? Uh? 375 00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:36.960 Sure, I don't see why the next one. Yeah, I think I 376 00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:41.279 think that's entirely reasonable. Yeah, because I'm just not gonna well, I 377 00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:45.319 don't know, I don't You should watch it, Chris, I think you'd 378 00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:48.599 enjoy it. I don't have Disney Plus and I don't care to get it. 379 00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:52.839 There's nothing on it really for me. An, X Y ninety seven 380 00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:55.839 is cool, but like I'm sure. I'm sure eventually I'll see it, 381 00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:57.839 and it's just there's no urgency in it for me. Tell you what when 382 00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:04.799 if if, if there's a the Spider Man spin off, if that happens, 383 00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:10.559 there is, If there is no Spider Man spin off, I will 384 00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:15.119 I will give you half of my paycheck. If there's no one nounced Spider 385 00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:18.359 Man spin off by December, I will give you half of that month's paycheck. 386 00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:26.039 I'll hand it to you that. There is no way they would show 387 00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:30.279 him. They would show all these characters in this world and be like, 388 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:33.519 nah, let's not the one they probably want the most other than this total 389 00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:40.200 Yeah, I agree. I just also, I also, I know crazy 390 00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:45.200 things happen that don't make sense, like oh, Tango Game Works makes Xbox's 391 00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:51.279 best game in generations shut down? True? Or what was it, Oh, 392 00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:56.680 the Last of Us multiplayer game that's been in development for five years canceled? 393 00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:02.079 You know, like there's it's just a lot of things that should happen, 394 00:28:02.200 --> 00:28:04.119 and have you know how much more that would have changed that game? 395 00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:08.960 First of all, Last of Us won multiplayer is way better than it has 396 00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:12.000 any right to be. That is true. Yeah, it is pretty good 397 00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:17.680 any like that. Shit, it's actually really fun for no good reason. 398 00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:18.839 And I was like, all right, cool, they're gonna put in Last 399 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:22.640 of Us too, Oh dude, they might have zombie interact within a mat 400 00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:25.279 that's probably gonna be really awesome. Let's not put it in a game. 401 00:28:25.319 --> 00:28:30.759 And I was like, why, yeah, it's it would be yeah, 402 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:34.240 that would change that game so much. Probably, yeah, I think so. 403 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.680 But they wanted to make a bigger version of it, and then it 404 00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:38.960 ended up getting canceled, and so it says like I don't know, man, 405 00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:42.279 stranger things have happened, and so like I would like that to be 406 00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:45.599 the case. Uh, but and they have teased it, you know, 407 00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:51.440 Peter Parker and Spider Man both and this is the same character. But I 408 00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:53.039 mean, like as far as their visual presentation, they're both in the show. 409 00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:59.000 Uh so at least in like a visual capacity. They don't speak or 410 00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:03.240 anything. But it's possible that that just leads that just leads nowhere, because 411 00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:07.640 I've seen things lead nowhere before. Every single Halo game leads nowhere. By 412 00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:11.599 the way, after like like the end of four has nothing to do with 413 00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:15.039 five, has nothing to do with anything. It's true, like not like 414 00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:18.799 not the bungee ones. The bungees lead into each other, but like Halo 415 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.680 four, the ending of that has nothing to do with the fifth one at 416 00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:23.880 all. The ending of the fifth one has nothing to do with infinite at 417 00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:27.319 all. It's crazy. So, like I've seen, I've seen a lot 418 00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:32.279 of things that make no sense happen. So for that reason, I'm remaining 419 00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:34.079 doubtful. But if it does happen, then they do get Christopher Daniel Barnes 420 00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:38.079 in there to be Peter Parker once again, I'll be very excited. And 421 00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:41.960 then at that point I will watch X Men ninety seven just for the context 422 00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:45.440 of it. But right now I don't know. I'm not gonna get Disney 423 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:49.519 Plus four it for that, you know. It's a good one man, 424 00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:55.799 how suggassed, But I get it. I understand. Yeah, I'll get 425 00:29:55.799 --> 00:30:00.759 around to it. Let's see what is what the f all right? What 426 00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:03.640 is this? Some vodka battle road in? As a Russian we have some 427 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.880 of the most disgusting assortments of slop we call food, though some of it 428 00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:10.480 is good. I've had I have had family baked salmon in the oven, 429 00:30:10.920 --> 00:30:15.440 creamed on with mayo. The smell and tastes of death. What food in 430 00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:18.279 your culture or country do you find absolutely vile? It's a really good question, 431 00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:23.480 actually, Like what is the fish? I don't like fish? Well, 432 00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:26.759 I mean, but like is that a dish though, like specific like 433 00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:30.279 what type of like dish specifically? Like best good? In general? I 434 00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:33.839 don't like man. I don't like mosca. I don't like what is the 435 00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:38.319 saltfish called? Oh my god, do you know what it's called. It's 436 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:47.880 a It's a Puerto Rican sultfish. I can find it. Ye. I 437 00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:51.400 don't like that ship. I hate it. My grandma fucking but she's one 438 00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:53.000 of them. She's like a pure one of them, so in her mind 439 00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:57.359 it's like, oh, home treat for me. This is disgusting. Yeah, 440 00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:02.400 my parents really like that too. I don't. I hate it. 441 00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:06.480 It's like, hey, bakalao and I'm like, I'll have a pop tar 442 00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:11.240 pizza. I'll buy pizza. Yeah. I would do that like when I 443 00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:15.759 started. I remember when I started making money, and like they would be 444 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:22.079 like, hey, there's a we're gonna make We're gonna make fucking fish stew 445 00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:23.400 tonight for dinner, you know what I mean? Like, Oh, that's 446 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:26.440 interesting. I remember I would go in my car, I would buy a 447 00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:30.319 whole pizza pie for myself and I would walk down down I would walk into 448 00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:33.480 my room and just eat all of it. Yeah, I don't know, 449 00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:40.680 I'll freaking dried salted cod. It's prepared like like, don't get me wrong, 450 00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:44.279 it's prepared, I guess kind of decent because it's like, you know, 451 00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:48.680 it's stewed tomato with roasted peppers, potatoes. Everything about that sounds good, 452 00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:53.960 right if you just substituted the fish with chicken, that would sound delicious. 453 00:31:55.319 --> 00:32:00.559 But it's fish to be ill grandma to be. To be completely honest, 454 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:05.279 I've never liked it, and I don't see myself having it. But 455 00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:07.880 I've also never I've been so opposed to it that I did never try it 456 00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.559 either, Like I was just so repulsed by like the look, and like 457 00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:13.720 I did never try to smell of it. No, I didn't like the 458 00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:15.319 smell of it. I didn't like the look of it. I just know 459 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:19.119 nothing about it appeal to me versus compared to every other dish my family would 460 00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:22.319 make, like literally every single other like why can't we can we not? 461 00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:27.960 It isn't the worst, It isn't the worst thing. If I'm being honest, 462 00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:30.920 it isn't the worst thing. I just don't like fish. I will 463 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:36.559 say, is it pastellis the stuff that's like wrapped in the uh with the 464 00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:42.480 in the banana leafs. Yeah, I it's like sweet. I don't love 465 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:45.839 that, and I'm a little bit more off put specifically by the presentation of 466 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.599 it. I don't like the unwrapping of the wet paper specifically, that kind 467 00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:52.359 of like it puts me off. But I don't think it's I don't think 468 00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:53.279 it tastes bad. I think it's just more like one of those things where 469 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:58.039 it's like I'm really just kind of never in the mood for this specific flavor 470 00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:00.799 profile, so I kind of avoid it. But those are the two things 471 00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:05.160 that I think I think of most delicious. So on the on the unlike 472 00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:07.279 that AFT, like the Afro side of the Caribbeans, like the non Puerto 473 00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:15.720 Rican side. I never really liked curry goat that much. Yeah, yeah, 474 00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:19.960 a lot. I like. I like I like lamb, I like 475 00:33:20.039 --> 00:33:22.640 oxtail, but I don't like curry goat all that much. You know, 476 00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:29.079 you shouldn't eat that's like Jamaican's favorite food box Stales really oxtails are really not 477 00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:32.799 good for people, but we it's really bad for people. It's it's actually 478 00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:37.519 it drives you crazy. Actually it's like similar to eating like a human's brain 479 00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:39.640 or something like is some crazy ship in the oxtail that really tell me that? 480 00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:43.319 Don't tell me that. I'm not joking, Like I think, hold 481 00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:49.640 on, let me see oxtail. Oxtail toxic? It was really disappointing. 482 00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:55.839 Uh our oxtails say from bovine law, Where where the hell was it that 483 00:33:55.880 --> 00:34:00.960 I read it? Ox sale is dangers byproduct that is honestly not fit for 484 00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:06.920 human conception. It causes neurological diseases. That's why the Jamaican people who sell 485 00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:15.679 them are always angry. That's not true. It's extremely fatty. Though it 486 00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:20.840 is extremely fatty. I do think there is there is there is actual research 487 00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:22.480 about it that is like it's not great for you. It's not gonna kill 488 00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:24.840 you or anything, but it's like it's one of those things that like you 489 00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:29.639 probably should have. Honestly, we have way more sugar than we should ever 490 00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.880 consume anyway, so like it's probably not that big of a deal. There's 491 00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:37.840 sugar in everything, dude, It's wild I tried specifically for like a good 492 00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:44.079 week to avoid sugar like entirely, and it's actually impossible. Like you have 493 00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:50.960 to eat just salad, just just salad, basically eat salad like eggs, 494 00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:58.199 meat. You can't have anything with anything, right, It's just it's just 495 00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:00.519 beare bare bones as far and it's just like well, like I have like 496 00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:06.800 my salad with like my chicken. There's no rice because they put sugar in 497 00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:10.760 the fucking rice ice you have. So it's just like this is it's horrible. 498 00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:15.119 Yeah, I've decided and said I'm just gonna I'm just cutting down on 499 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:19.960 it because I'm just like all right, I'll eat less of it. But 500 00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:23.199 like, I can't quit this. It's fucking half. My final thing is 501 00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:25.320 after get rid of I have to get rid of my witchko, I have 502 00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:30.480 to stop drinking so a juice. That's the last thing. And it's so 503 00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:35.119 it's such a sad existence. There's only because I don't drink soada anymore. 504 00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:38.199 I got that out of my diet and I feel way better and I've lost 505 00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:43.039 weight from it. But like juice is the last thing, and I'm like, 506 00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:47.760 this is so hard to not have any tasty beverages anymore. Well, 507 00:35:47.800 --> 00:35:52.760 what do you use? It is this water? This is water pretty much 508 00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:58.639 now literally it's it. Yeah, and juice, like like once a day 509 00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:00.800 I have like a cup of juice, and it's just like this is depressing. 510 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.199 Well once a day is pretty good. Water good, but it's so 511 00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:08.199 boring. It's such a boring you know what I would recommend actually, I 512 00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:10.719 mean this is this is what I do in an effort to cut down. 513 00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:15.440 I pour myself usually like a glass of I don't really I'm not really big 514 00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:19.519 on juice necessarily, but I pour myself a glass of iced tea, and 515 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:22.400 I like that glass lasts me the whole day. So I'll drink like a 516 00:36:22.440 --> 00:36:25.280 little bit of it and I'll put it in the fridge and then I'll like, 517 00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:28.920 i'll spread it out throughout the day, so it's still just one glass, 518 00:36:29.320 --> 00:36:31.360 but I'm drinking water in between them. That way, it's different. 519 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:37.920 I have one. I have one cup of a sweet drink a day, 520 00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:39.760 and then that's it. I go to it. I want to get down 521 00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:44.480 to none. And it's hard and it's sad, and I don't like my 522 00:36:44.519 --> 00:36:46.599 life much anymore. But you know, I might be here a few months. 523 00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:52.840 So yeah, it's really I don't know if you're losing weight from it, 524 00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:54.280 you could just like do it until you lose weight and then just like 525 00:36:54.440 --> 00:37:00.519 make sure you keep exercising and then you can have It's it's the it's living, 526 00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:02.760 it's living. It's healthier lifestyle. Shit. Man, Yeah, I 527 00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:07.159 guess anyway, it sucks, but it's it's what it's happy to do. 528 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:10.599 Man, I'm thirty now. My body can no longer just skate on like, 529 00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:15.079 oh I have good jeans and I'll be strong forever. So it's like, 530 00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:16.679 nah, man, you gotta like change the way you live so you 531 00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:22.840 can survive. Yeah, I hate it. Anybody want to kill me? 532 00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:31.079 Free? Okay? Uh, Lily drinking piss is so disrespectful to her character, 533 00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:35.920 wrote in So just got just gotta say I got my shot Uncle Ben 534 00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:38.840 shirt, and I really enjoyed explaining to all my friends this weekend what it 535 00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:45.719 was and why I have this guy saying lamo on me. I appreciate it. 536 00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:49.519 I do love that shirt. That shirt is uh, that shirt's a 537 00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:52.239 limited edition one. That's that one's probably going away, but like depending on 538 00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:57.280 how much it sells. When it when the man, that's a great one. 539 00:37:57.519 --> 00:38:00.440 It depends it is really good and it sells well. I just want 540 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:05.159 to see how it it's it's on the it's on the chopping block, but 541 00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:08.159 it might not be depending on how well it sells. So if you if 542 00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:12.760 you like that shot, Uncle Bendy, I really like it a lot. 543 00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:15.000 We got to do second merch line like we have if we have a plan 544 00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:19.599 for another merch line too, we have probably Halloween is time, right, 545 00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:22.119 No, I think it's probably gonna be sooner than that. I think we 546 00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:28.239 have ideas because we have a video game oriented one. We have something else 547 00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:30.840 that we're pretty excited about that we won't want to spoil. I think there's 548 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:35.400 there's there's some cool stuff in the pipeline, but definitely before Halloween there'll be 549 00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:37.440 more stuff. I think Halloween will probably be like our fourth one. I 550 00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:44.480 think, Okay, that makes sense. But yeah, artists out there that 551 00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:49.119 listened to this podcast, guys, we would love to collab with you all, 552 00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:51.760 like please, it would be amazing to have you guys help us out. 553 00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:54.320 Well, we'll give you We'll give you very fair pay. Don't worry, 554 00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:59.039 We're not gonna jip you. Likes where they just like, hey, 555 00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:01.000 do this picture for me? You remember, I don't want to pay you 556 00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:05.320 now. I still remember, fucking yeah, what is it is? Twenty 557 00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:09.880 dollars? Okay from like from when Leafy was yeah he paid his editor twenty 558 00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:14.039 dollars, was like, that's so fucking out rad. I remember when I 559 00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:15.280 read that, I was like, am I overpaying my artists? Because I 560 00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:17.880 would pay my artists like whenever I had like an artist who was sure for 561 00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:22.280 me, I would pay them stupid and I was just remember feeling like, 562 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:27.440 wow, I'm an idiot, but yeah, so thanks for my things like 563 00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:30.519 this. It's the payments however much you asked for, Like, all right, 564 00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:35.320 I got you, and then I'll tip you well yeah, yeah, 565 00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:37.760 for sure in a range like if you're like, hey, you do four 566 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.559 pictures for me, that's three thousand dollars, I'll be like, hey, 567 00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:45.880 bud uh huh yeah, here's your three, here's your three ken oh and 568 00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:52.840 that's it. But yeah, so uh yeah that. We appreciate all the 569 00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:57.840 sport on the merch store. It's been really cool seeing everybody uh uh get 570 00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:02.480 their merch and we have some friends of ours that have gotten their fucking brill 571 00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:07.400 merchandise. Brill is going away. Also, by the way, he was 572 00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:10.599 never supposed to be there. He was literally a test that I just couldn't 573 00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:16.239 delete in time because the site kept glitching. So he's just there out of 574 00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:22.079 out of sheer accidental necessity. But he will be going away when the store 575 00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:27.840 goes live. So if you want a fucking brill shirt, go ahead. 576 00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:32.639 I guess. Uh man, man, God Christ, thank you for all 577 00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:38.000 the support. There will be more stuff there soon. Uh. Let's see, 578 00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:43.119 let's see what do we got here? What do we got? He 579 00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:45.440 sauce Rodan. He says, the amount of times I've been out in public 580 00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:47.400 and listen to the podcast having to hold in my laughter from hearing the most 581 00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:51.480 obscene shit is too high account. I love it. Got any funny stories 582 00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:54.559 when you guys laughed during an inappropriate time? Oh my god, I feel 583 00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:57.960 like I have so many I have to I have to cycle all over the 584 00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:02.280 dog the dog dying. Oh yeah, no, that's that's definitely top tier 585 00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:06.719 for me. Where Like, it was really difficult for me to when she 586 00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:15.760 and our faces contorted. Dude, I was like, huh so I remember, 587 00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:22.880 I remember that story. I can't wait for us to have an in 588 00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.320 person show. Because we I definitely want to get Jalen in here to like 589 00:41:27.119 --> 00:41:32.480 talk with us about that stuff. But that story of his ex girlfriend talking 590 00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:38.679 about how her dog hung itself was too It was too funny. Like it's 591 00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:43.119 tragic and sad, but at the same time, it's like, damn dude, 592 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:46.679 Like that image is so outrageous that like you can't help, you can't 593 00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:50.360 help, but like it's almost like that that you know, that famous clip 594 00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.800 of uh. I can't remember what podcast it was, but Bobby Lee was 595 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:54.760 talking about how he got molested by a guy with Down syndrome, and it 596 00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:59.159 just came out of nowhere, and it's just like, of course, of 597 00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:06.360 course they're gonna laugh that it's so out of nowhere, just out of pocket. 598 00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:07.800 So it was it was what I had to. I ran into my 599 00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:14.000 room and shut my door. Like I ran in. I sprinted into my 600 00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:15.960 room. As soon as I heard that, I was like, I cannot 601 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:16.960 be in the living room and hearing this, I cannot do this. I 602 00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:21.159 will bust out laughing. And so I ran into my room. I shut 603 00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:23.360 the door, I jumped into my bed, I screamed into my pillows, 604 00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:29.360 screamed. I couldn't believe I couldn't believe that happened. I was like, 605 00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:35.400 what, it's so good. I do remember, I do remember. This 606 00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:38.920 is a weird story. But like when I was a couple of years ago, 607 00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:42.400 I was I was dating somebody in New York and we were invited to 608 00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:46.599 this big, like this big get together, this big party in like the 609 00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:50.800 arts community. It was like its big mansion. I don't remember exactly where 610 00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:54.079 it was. It was somewhere like in between in between Sogerty's and Poughkeepsie. 611 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:57.159 It was like one of those we in like one of those weird places, 612 00:42:57.159 --> 00:43:00.840 a big mansion with like a big pool and like a big deck, and 613 00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:01.880 like a lot of people was like this is crazy, what the fuck is 614 00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:06.800 going on? And there was this big dinner and me and me and my 615 00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:09.360 girlfriend at the time were there. And at a certain point in the night, 616 00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:15.400 they the guy who cooked everything stopped and started talking about like, hey, 617 00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:19.840 I just want to thank everybody for showing up. These foods could not 618 00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:28.719 be made without the spirits of fucking you know, Zorgland or zingleek gluey or 619 00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:31.119 like some random shit. And I remember, like it was it was taken 620 00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:35.800 very seriously and everybody was just very silent, like kind of like they had 621 00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:38.880 everybody took a brownie or something off of this plate and they were gonna eat 622 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:43.760 it. And I remember like holding it and like being silent throughout this thing, 623 00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:47.559 and I just kept looking at her. I tried to make her laugh 624 00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:52.079 so that if she laughed, I had the freedom to laugh, which in 625 00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:57.880 retrospect was probably very dangerous, but it was just so I couldn't believe what 626 00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.639 I was hearing. It was like a good like ten minute speech of like 627 00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:07.159 of just like we were thankful for that to end up there. I don't 628 00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:12.559 know, it was like some I don't know. I don't know, I 629 00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:15.960 have no idea. I just find myself in these places. Sometimes. It 630 00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:19.599 was like when I ended up end up in places like that, dude, 631 00:44:20.079 --> 00:44:22.880 because I don't go out the time going and doing shit. No you're not, 632 00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:29.960 Chris. I'm at my house literally, Chris, I'm out my house 633 00:44:30.119 --> 00:44:34.679 genuinely, genuinely, like four days a week, like I'm out doing stuff 634 00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:37.079 with people. What are you doing? Going places? Meeting people like I 635 00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:39.280 go play cards, I make friends people that I play cards, that you 636 00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:43.840 want to come over. I can't imagine why you don't end up in interesting 637 00:44:43.880 --> 00:44:47.719 places. Listen, listen, listen. I meet people and hang out with 638 00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:51.920 them all the time. You've met Brad and you met Brad and my friend 639 00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:54.519 and his wife Nat. Like I meet people regularly. It's my fucking curse. 640 00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:58.360 I just make friends everywhere I go. Yeah, but kingson. You 641 00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:05.400 don't you make friends that assimilate to your life, Like I don't like that. 642 00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.400 It's true. You do like it because it's what you it's what you 643 00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:12.480 gravitate towards. You do not go to. But even the friends that you've 644 00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:15.159 known for a long time, you you do not make an effort to meet 645 00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:20.039 them where they are at ever. Ever, that's not true. It's true. 646 00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:22.280 It's fine, it's like whatever. It's like, it's your personality. 647 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:27.800 Okay, yes it is. Caseid. You very rarely, you very rarely 648 00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:30.920 come out to Pasadena if ever. Come on, let's be real. That's 649 00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:34.159 true. Passading. I know you've got to because of the fact that you 650 00:45:34.199 --> 00:45:37.639 got the reason I have pass because you guys hang out on weekends there after 651 00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:42.320 the week Literally, my girlfriend does not want to like on Friday nights. 652 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:45.599 You guys hanging on passing on Friday rights don'night you guys are hanging out. 653 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:49.920 It's Friday, Saturday's on Fridays, I don't do, and I don't do. 654 00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:52.239 I don't do Fridays nights. Ever, I want to go on Friday 655 00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:54.440 night all the time. And then wappit it is Literly's done working and she's 656 00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:57.760 like pooped, and I'm like, I don't want to leave her by herself, 657 00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:00.119 butt you to go have fun. I feel bad doing that. Well 658 00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:04.920 that's kind of silly though, Like I don't. I can't. I it's 659 00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:09.159 done. It's really stupid, but I can't enjoy myself much anymore without her 660 00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:14.400 being there. It's really sad, like her not being around when she could, 661 00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:16.039 like in a place I know she would enjoy. Especially if you go 662 00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:21.199 to like Ziggi's house right and I'm there and she's home, I feel like 663 00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:22.920 shit because she's there. She's at home right now. I get I understand 664 00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:25.280 that, but I mean, I don't know if if it's just like you're 665 00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:28.599 and I know she enjoyed somelfing passing with you guys. She loves you guys, 666 00:46:28.599 --> 00:46:30.079 you guys for years, so like i'd be there having fun with you 667 00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.480 guys smoking. Also, I don't smoke and drink anymore. It's another thing 668 00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:37.639 as well. Yeah, I mean we'd only do that kind of like lately, 669 00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:42.559 we've just been kind of just drinking coffee, just just hanging out and 670 00:46:42.599 --> 00:46:45.280 listening to music and having dumb conversation. We were we were. We just 671 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:49.119 end up improvising the same way that we do that we do. Really, 672 00:46:49.880 --> 00:46:52.960 there's a lot of ridiculous bits. We make fun of Alex's dad a lot 673 00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:59.440 because he's British and it's fun, but like, he's so fucking British, 674 00:46:59.440 --> 00:47:05.280 it's he's great. I love Carl, But yeah, I don't know. 675 00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:07.920 I think I don't mean that as like an insult. I just mean it's 676 00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:12.159 like you generally like you, you people, you meet people who are generally 677 00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:14.840 already like interested in the exact things you're interested in, and because of that, 678 00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:16.239 when you go out to meet them to do things, it's usually stuff 679 00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:20.920 you would you would do anyway. You don't end up in like a random 680 00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.800 like I meet strange people like all the time, and I end up in 681 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:27.840 like Taylor Swift's house, in a bathroom with people doing coke and I'm just 682 00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:31.199 trying to pee and and that's where I am on like a Friday night, 683 00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:37.360 or like, oh, I'm in fucking Santa Clarita at like a potluck with 684 00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:42.840 like fucking some voice actor that like I only met like twice, but like 685 00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:44.840 have listened to my tis, Like what the fuck is this? Where? 686 00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:47.920 Why am I? It's just I end up in strange places, And that's 687 00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:52.480 because I like to do that. I like to have like weird random side 688 00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:55.000 quests and strange stories that I know can't happen, Like when me and John 689 00:47:55.079 --> 00:48:01.320 Tron got tackled into a into a into a shrug in Manhattan Beach when we 690 00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:07.159 were all ship faced at two am. Like that's never gonna happen again, 691 00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:12.599 Like that exact story will never happen again, you know. So it's like 692 00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:15.639 that's true. I like doing that. That that with Jake and Jalen this 693 00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:21.119 weekend, right, huh what did you guys want? You guys young go 694 00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:23.000 with Jake and Jilum this weekend? Right? Oh yeah, we went to 695 00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:27.920 we went to the barcade. We had a group chat, and everyone bailed, 696 00:48:29.719 --> 00:48:30.880 which is fair. It was the last minute thing, but like so 697 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:34.360 it was me, Jalen, Jacob, Jake and we just uh we we 698 00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:37.199 played a bunch of games. Uh. We saw these people going live on 699 00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:39.760 like TikTok or something. It looked like they were famous. So like I 700 00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:44.360 try to sneak in there and be like, hey, Snart tank, I 701 00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:47.519 don't know if if anybody's here from there by the way high So we did 702 00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:52.519 that. Then we went to uh, we went to this like this Sweener 703 00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.760 Schnitzel place that's like the sausage place at like two am. That made like 704 00:48:55.880 --> 00:49:00.599 really good hot dogs and just ate and talked and that was really it was 705 00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:04.000 a pretty standard, just pretty normal night. That place makes terrible mules. 706 00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:07.079 By the way. Don't get if you're ever at eighty two, really uh, 707 00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:09.320 if you ever at eighty two, the barcade, the Great Barcade, 708 00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:13.840 by the way, but just stick to really simple, stick to the beers 709 00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:15.760 and stick to the I don't know, like a vice soda because like they're 710 00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:20.119 gonna fuck up a mule. They don't know how to do it. I 711 00:49:20.159 --> 00:49:22.320 don't I don't get it. It's a Moscow mule is like the grilled cheese 712 00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.320 sandwich of drinks. I really don't understand how you fuck it up. But 713 00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:31.400 God bless, they put fucking horibo in it. And I was like, 714 00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:39.840 Okay, that's definitely not ginger beer, but God bless you, but yeah, 715 00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:42.719 that's definitely. Those are the two that I think of when I was 716 00:49:42.719 --> 00:49:46.280 at when the Jalen one with him his ex's dog hanging itself, and then 717 00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:51.360 being at that weird mansion party with people like worshiping fake people and trying to 718 00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:59.199 make my girlfriend at the time break. There's a positive, positive memory that 719 00:49:59.280 --> 00:50:01.800 dog hanging it up. It was a fucking wild experience dog. And she 720 00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:05.760 was really emotional saying it to us, and we were like trying not to 721 00:50:05.840 --> 00:50:08.159 laugh in her face. Well, it's like, damn, dude, it's 722 00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:12.840 just so outrageous that your dog would have That's funny. It's it's funny. 723 00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:15.760 It's sad if my dog died that way, I would also be sad about 724 00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:19.639 it, but there's no way in hell that I wouldn't also acknowledge, like, 725 00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:24.039 dude, it is. It is a hilarious way to get laugh. 726 00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:28.559 You need to laugh, You need to go ahead like it is an objectively 727 00:50:28.639 --> 00:50:34.320 hilarious because especially because we we also we can't help we don't take a story 728 00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:37.719 at face value. Ever, we always hear a story like that. We 729 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:42.960 always hear a story like that, and then we like we we flesh out 730 00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:47.719 the backstory, the hypothetical backstories, like what drove this dog to do this? 731 00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.800 I think we even like we told that story in the future at some 732 00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:57.119 point on a show, and I think we talked about like I mentioned that 733 00:50:57.239 --> 00:51:00.440 like a song was playing or something that wasn't true. I just thought it 734 00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:06.400 was funnier if there was like like a specific We just cartoonify everything because in 735 00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:09.679 our in our minds, in our minds, we don't see real creatures. 736 00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:16.639 We see like Mickey Mouse to animated. Yeah, instead of it being like 737 00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:21.920 a real guy, that's not strictly true, like we know it's real. 738 00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:27.280 It's just like no, it could be that detached and still be like, 739 00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:31.960 oh, that's really unfortunate. But look at this. Things can be sad, 740 00:51:32.199 --> 00:51:37.400 We're I've said this around the show, but there is a things can 741 00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:40.920 be sad and funny at the same time, Like there is a funniest version 742 00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:49.239 of everything, like including the worst things like if someone got if your grandmother 743 00:51:49.280 --> 00:51:52.480 got electrocuted and died, right that like just out of nowhere, that's not 744 00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:58.559 really that funny, but there is there exists somewhere on the face of this 745 00:51:58.599 --> 00:52:04.719 earth. A story about a grandmother being electrocuted that is funnier than that first 746 00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:07.719 story, Like there is there is a spectrum there. It might not be 747 00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:12.760 very funny, but there's definitely less funny stories than that one, which implies 748 00:52:12.760 --> 00:52:15.480 the existence of funnier stories. And so when I hear a dog hung itself, 749 00:52:16.760 --> 00:52:22.599 that's that's a funnier way for a dog to die than just simply dying 750 00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:23.800 of old age. You know, there's nothing, there's nothing really that funny 751 00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:29.079 about a dog just being like I'm forty. All the bad is actually hilarious 752 00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:32.519 if you think about it. Do you know what I'm saying? Do you 753 00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:36.400 know what I'm saying? It would be it's such bad shape. It would 754 00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:39.280 be such a bad shape at forty. Did you see that thirty year old 755 00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:45.199 cat? That cat looks like, dude, I saw like a I saw 756 00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:47.239 like a twenty something year old cat, And I was like, dude, 757 00:52:47.559 --> 00:52:51.719 put a bat to its head. Man, all right, you don't gotta 758 00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:55.360 do that. Let's just let it go. Let go. It's selfish that 759 00:52:55.400 --> 00:53:00.000 you want to keep that cat here anymore, you know, Yeah, yeah, 760 00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:05.400 I think yeah. That always bothers me when when people keep I get 761 00:53:05.400 --> 00:53:07.719 it. I get the impulse, But at the same time, it's like, 762 00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:12.960 bro, your dog can't your dog can't walk anymore, Like let it 763 00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:16.360 go. Like if it gets sick, if it gets really sick and you 764 00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:19.639 have to take it to the hospital and there's like a three thousand dollars surgery 765 00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:23.559 to fix it, Like I'm sorry three thousand First of all, really financially 766 00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:30.519 responsible. Second of all, you're not buying three thousand dollars worth of more 767 00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:32.719 days with that dog, Like you're just not, like you're you're on borrow 768 00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:38.679 time the entire time. Just let it go. Let it go, Just 769 00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:44.320 let it go, because I would hate I don't know, I would hate 770 00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:45.760 for my dog to be in pain for like the last like five years of 771 00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.320 its life, you know what I mean. Like it sounds like fucking that 772 00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:52.280 sounds terrible. Why would you want that? I don't. I don't get 773 00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:58.840 it. Really, I definitely would not be happy if my dog passed, 774 00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:04.079 if I got another dog in it passed, but I wouldn't. It's it's 775 00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:07.480 irresponsible to let your dog live. It Like, if it's hurting, its 776 00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:13.480 gigs gotta go. I can't stay hurting, you know, if you pee 777 00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:15.480 and it hurts, okay, but it's time for you to get out of 778 00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:22.840 here, you know. Oh huh. When you have guests, you should 779 00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:25.800 have them read the name, since Chris isn't the only one reading them now, 780 00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:30.039 wrote in he says, a quick would you a quick? Would you 781 00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:35.400 rather? Would you rather never have to use the bathroom again? But you 782 00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:40.119 always feel a little constipated, or never have to sleep again? But always 783 00:54:40.119 --> 00:54:49.039 feel like you could go for a nap? Uh? The second one, 784 00:54:49.880 --> 00:54:55.760 not being not being able to sleep would transform your life. Yeah, yeah, 785 00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:58.519 I feel like it'd be worth it. I feel like there would be 786 00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:00.519 ways for me to circumvent the fact that I'm a little tired all the time, 787 00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:04.639 versus like, I don't know, man, no, no, okay, 788 00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:07.679 it's just fucking yoned the asshole. But you could always go for a 789 00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:09.760 nap. There's a la name like I go for a nap now, but 790 00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:14.599 I'm not tired, right and go for a nap? You know? Yeah, 791 00:55:14.639 --> 00:55:17.639 exactly, Like I mean, you could still sleep. That'd be great. 792 00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:22.559 The alternative is it sounds so much worse because it's so you get okay, 793 00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:27.000 so you're constipated, but you can't even like there's no sense of relief 794 00:55:27.039 --> 00:55:29.920 from that ever, Like that sounds terrible, Like why was you? That 795 00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.639 sounds like so much worse than being tired all the time. I'm already tired 796 00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:37.559 all the time, and I still sleep, so like, fucking whatever, 797 00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:46.519 might as well get all that time back. Honestly, this is the dumbest 798 00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:50.159 question I think I've I might not be able to sleep. Dude, it's 799 00:55:50.199 --> 00:55:52.840 just late. You're like a fucking I'm just gonna go fucking go for a 800 00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:57.400 walk for three hours because I'm not gonna have to go to sleep. Question 801 00:55:57.480 --> 00:56:00.719 for how do you recharge? Though? I don't know you photo said this 802 00:56:00.760 --> 00:56:07.639 is you guys would just sit down in charge of while you're relaxing. Yeah, 803 00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:10.199 I guess president of the goon Society row And they say, would you 804 00:56:10.239 --> 00:56:17.639 rather pe grapes or ship pineapples? P grapes? Yeah, I guess no, 805 00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:22.000 shit pineapples because because because because pee and grapes is gonna hurt, But 806 00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:27.760 shitting pineapple is going to be one like out that's it. Yeah, but 807 00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:30.880 that's one Google trailer drop. Just now, dragon, what do you mean 808 00:56:30.920 --> 00:56:36.559 for uh, sparking? Yeah, sparking. I don't know how I feel 809 00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:39.519 about that game now that I know that it's not split screen, it's not 810 00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:43.719 split screen. Yeah, it's kind of, or at least that's what I 811 00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:46.039 heard. I don't know how true that is, but I think I remember 812 00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:52.760 hearing news about it not being split screen, which is just fucking mega disappointing. 813 00:56:52.440 --> 00:56:57.280 Sparking zero makes me say, if that's true, I don't know. 814 00:56:57.320 --> 00:57:01.679 I don't want to spread misinformation, but it would be really disappointing because it 815 00:57:01.679 --> 00:57:06.119 looks so sick, and it would be such a waste to make a fight, 816 00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:07.440 like why would you make a fighting game that doesn't why would you make 817 00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:12.639 a single player fighting game? It's so out of that's so insane. I 818 00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:15.280 don't think that makes sense that we would do that. But if they don't, 819 00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:17.360 they that make me say, you're not gonna be able to do the 820 00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:20.519 thing where you go you fly on top of the thing in the screen and 821 00:57:20.559 --> 00:57:22.239 you do to look over for everybody you press like R one you need to 822 00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:25.880 look over and you see your friend is like spot and it becomes one screen. 823 00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:31.519 Yeah, I wish I don't know. Okay, let me see, 824 00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:37.000 let me see, all right, Jacob, what what watcha rode in? 825 00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:43.519 He says, what do y'all think of relationships that feel out of nowhere in 826 00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:47.360 animation like Rogan Magneto or Batgirl in Batman. Like, I get that one 827 00:57:47.360 --> 00:57:51.320 of those is from the comics, So I'm uh so, I'm used to 828 00:57:51.400 --> 00:57:57.639 Rogue, but I'm so used to Rogan Gambit that it's hard to watch Semen. 829 00:57:57.840 --> 00:58:00.840 I mean X Men ninety seven. Listen, don't don't listen, relax, 830 00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:06.559 don't get cute. Don't get cute with se you do have a relationship 831 00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:09.000 the next night he's in our comics as well. That's not an out of 832 00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:12.559 nowhere thing. It is that you don't read comics, how you wouldn't know 833 00:58:12.599 --> 00:58:15.480 about it? But it makes sense. Is it out of nowhere? Is 834 00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:17.760 it out of nowhere? Is it out of nowhere in the show? Though? 835 00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:21.679 Like did they build that in the shit? Because it is? It 836 00:58:21.719 --> 00:58:22.840 is one of those things where it's like, I might not be out of 837 00:58:22.840 --> 00:58:25.920 nowhere. Each other in the show, Well, that's kind of weird then, 838 00:58:25.960 --> 00:58:30.360 Really, I don't think I got in the show, right, I 839 00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.719 think right? I don't know if they do that. They had a bad 840 00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:36.679 falling out and I ain't never really revealed it to one another, but at 841 00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:40.920 the same time, it's just like ah, like I know Batgirl and bat 842 00:58:40.960 --> 00:58:45.000 Woman fucking background Batman fuck right, which is especially weird because Backers kind of 843 00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:47.800 going out with like Dick Grayson at that time, so it's just like, 844 00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:52.960 Bruce, what the fuck? And also back girds like a teenage girl and 845 00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:58.639 Batman's definitely a grown man, like she's like nineteen, he's like definitely like 846 00:58:58.800 --> 00:59:01.719 twenty six, twenty seven years old, maybe thirty. And it's like, 847 00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:06.679 look, bro, spin the dice however you want, that's your problem. 848 00:59:07.559 --> 00:59:14.880 But I, eh, it's whatever. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. 849 00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:16.400 I think I don't like it, but I'm not gonna get super wound 850 00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:20.920 up about it. It's like whatever. They're like, this is the story, 851 00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:23.000 it's here, it's gonna happen. I'm gonna watch it, and I'm 852 00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:25.159 gonna move beyond it if I like it or don't like it. Like I 853 00:59:25.199 --> 00:59:30.639 think Rogue and magnetmum, it makes sense because like he can control magnetism, 854 00:59:30.639 --> 00:59:34.719 and if she touches people and gets fucked off, so she's changed. He 855 00:59:34.800 --> 00:59:38.519 just changes the plarity of his skin so you don't actually touch. They simulate 856 00:59:38.599 --> 00:59:45.760 touching, which is weird, but whatever, oh jeez. I don't know. 857 00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:49.639 I think it's kind of generally I think generally like it is kind of 858 00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:57.320 weird for showrunners to assume that that external media fills in gaps. For like, 859 00:59:57.360 --> 01:00:00.079 you can't just throw a relationship from the comics and a TV show of 860 01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:01.559 the TV show that you've established hasn't built that relationship. I think that is 861 01:00:01.639 --> 01:00:05.840 kind of lame. But I don't really know what the context of that is 862 01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:08.880 for the show for X Men, because I just haven't seen I haven't seen 863 01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:13.000 the original show, and I haven't seen X Men ninety seven, so I'm 864 01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:15.639 just completely in the dark with that. But generally, speaking on face value, 865 01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:22.519 I generally don't like that too much. But whatever Veering rode in. 866 01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:25.280 He says, Hello, they're beautiful bastards except Sween. Well, it's unfortunate 867 01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:30.280 because it's literally just him. I was Spike. I was Spike. Okay, 868 01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:32.880 wait, hold on, he says, I was Spike with a friend 869 01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:39.159 about dystopia's. What speaking did you mean? I was speaking with a friend 870 01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:44.960 about dystopia's that still have a certain pull to them. Example, cyberpunk can 871 01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:46.880 fallout, while horror will be on belief. There is a certain charm to 872 01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:50.679 them. So my question is, which universe world would you want to live 873 01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:58.599 in that is not that great of a place? Are really Yeah? But 874 01:00:58.760 --> 01:01:01.519 uh, I don't know. I definitely would not want to be in cyberpunk 875 01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:09.000 Uh. I feel I feel like I would do well and fall out. 876 01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:16.239 Honestly, there's something about that. I think my problem, my main problem 877 01:01:16.280 --> 01:01:21.000 would be not being able to be okay with eating bugs, because like, 878 01:01:21.079 --> 01:01:24.639 a rat roach is probably like a really good so like realistically speaking, a 879 01:01:24.719 --> 01:01:30.119 roach is probably like an amazing source of like protein and energy as far as 880 01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:34.280 like, especially in comparison to like other foods that you could get, so 881 01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:37.119 like, I would never be able to kill a rat roach and eat it, 882 01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:39.039 So that would be my big hurdle. I would have to I would 883 01:01:39.039 --> 01:01:45.039 have to kill brahmin or like fucking literally anything else, So that would probably 884 01:01:45.079 --> 01:01:46.400 be a big hurdle for me. But I think fall out I would I 885 01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:52.360 would do pretty okay and I can figure that shit out. Oh man, 886 01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:55.440 I'd like CYBERPUNKU. It'd be fun at least, well, you think it'd 887 01:01:55.440 --> 01:02:00.920 be fun, would be fun. I don't be fun. I think I 888 01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:04.239 think I could do well and fall I don't think it would be fun. 889 01:02:04.480 --> 01:02:07.480 Cyberpunk. I think would be fun for maybe like three minutes until you got 890 01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:10.599 killed by like some cyber psychic. You're just buying a fucking Arizona U s 891 01:02:10.639 --> 01:02:16.280 D and a cyber cycle feats you. Like there, I go, uh, 892 01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:22.400 I don't get soooped up? Get you get do some chrome brochrom yourself 893 01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:30.559 up, Chrome yourself up, chrome bro, some chrome bro. I don't 894 01:02:30.599 --> 01:02:37.400 know where's the dystopian world. I don't know. It's kind of difficult to 895 01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:40.960 think of dystopian worlds. I guess every world is kind of dystopian if you 896 01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:45.280 really, like you could kind of look at Avatar and think of it as 897 01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:52.079 dystopian technically, yeah, because it's just like it's all like he's four different. 898 01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:54.880 Well, I don't know what is this, What is the what is 899 01:02:54.920 --> 01:03:05.199 the deciding factor that makes something dystopian? Apocaly relating or denoting to imagine state 900 01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:09.719 or society where there's great suffering or injustice. I mean that's most fictional societies, 901 01:03:09.760 --> 01:03:14.519 really, that's that's really, that's real. Really, that's real society 902 01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:19.400 also, So like I don't I don't know, I don't know what would 903 01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:22.079 wouldn't qualify. I think the only thing that would sincerely, the only fictional 904 01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:25.159 world that I can imagine that doesn't qualify is as a dystopia is like the 905 01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:32.079 world of dragon Ball. Actually, yeah, they're they're near utopian. Yeah, 906 01:03:32.239 --> 01:03:37.440 like they have like they have dinosaurs, they got dinosaurs, but they 907 01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:42.719 also have like amazing technology. They have capsules that like you can store houses 908 01:03:42.760 --> 01:03:49.360 and laboratories and vehicles in uh. They do martial arts tournaments where people like, 909 01:03:49.719 --> 01:03:52.000 like, the world still exists despite the fact that there are some people 910 01:03:52.039 --> 01:03:58.599 who can key blast out of their own fucking brains and hands. There's the 911 01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:06.280 I Robot world. There is the Matrix, There's Blade Runner, there's Logan 912 01:04:06.400 --> 01:04:10.880 Our Logan's Run. Yeah, it's a big world. There's the Brave New 913 01:04:10.920 --> 01:04:15.800 World from the book series. There's Minority Report. There's a marblesween a nine 914 01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:21.000 world that would be cool. Yeah, oh, the clock Orange world. 915 01:04:21.000 --> 01:04:26.559 I'd be fine in Clockwork Orange. I'd be fine in that world. I'd 916 01:04:26.599 --> 01:04:30.079 be I'd be a okay in that world. So dumb, all right, 917 01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:33.679 because I would just think, do the worst thought, do your worst thought 918 01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:39.280 right now, and I'd be fine. I would like to be a bikini 919 01:04:39.280 --> 01:04:41.599 bottom, I think, but not as like a fish or anything, just 920 01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:45.559 as me and I would drown, and then you all the pressure of the 921 01:04:45.559 --> 01:04:49.360 water on you and your eyeballs fucking flared up. Yeah, and then like 922 01:04:49.400 --> 01:04:53.679 some cute, little hilarious characters can live inside my fucking body. They can 923 01:04:53.719 --> 01:04:56.880 fashion a house out of it. Maybe they can. I could. Maybe 924 01:04:56.920 --> 01:04:59.920 I could be. Maybe I could be like a big shopping center for bikini 925 01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:04.840 bottom. I could be like the Empire Center for them. When you fucking 926 01:05:04.960 --> 01:05:10.800 pop, when your head eventually explodes, Yeah, that'll be the parking area. 927 01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:16.360 Oh and I'm dead anyway. My name is Rydan, and the President 928 01:05:16.440 --> 01:05:19.159 just grabbed my balls. Rode in, He says, did you guys see 929 01:05:19.159 --> 01:05:23.440 that new Bill Maher clip where he got absolutely demolished by Bill Burr? I 930 01:05:23.480 --> 01:05:26.800 don't think I've seen I think I've ever seen such brutality. I did, 931 01:05:26.880 --> 01:05:30.960 and I loved it. Really is it bad? It's really it's not that 932 01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:35.280 it's bad, it's just it's so trans Like the amount of contempt Bill Burr 933 01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:38.880 has for Bill Maher is so transparent in it. I don't know if it's 934 01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:41.920 supposed to come across like he's joking, and I think maybe it is. 935 01:05:42.639 --> 01:05:46.559 But like he's really just Bill Maher is so pretentious and so smug that it's 936 01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:51.360 very very easy to not like him. And so Bill Burr just kind of 937 01:05:51.440 --> 01:05:56.480 says, I think what the audience is thinking, because they're talking about Israel 938 01:05:56.519 --> 01:06:01.000 Palestine, and he's asking you know, he's asking just basic questions about like 939 01:06:01.079 --> 01:06:08.519 well he says, like Bill mart thinks very clearly that like supporting Palestine is 940 01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:11.199 supporting Hamas, is supporting terrorism, you know what I mean. And there's 941 01:06:11.239 --> 01:06:15.639 no real gray lit, there's no real it's all black and white to that 942 01:06:15.679 --> 01:06:18.559 for him in that regard, and so Bill Burr is like, I don't 943 01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:23.280 know, I'm on the side of the kids. He's talking about the protesters, 944 01:06:24.199 --> 01:06:30.639 and it's just it's really difficult to describe that clip without just showing it 945 01:06:30.639 --> 01:06:33.079 to you. Are you watching it? Yeah, I'm watching right now. 946 01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:40.199 I think people people have to be really fucking dumb because Bill bo goes on 947 01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:46.480 places regularly and insults the living fuck out of people, and they try to 948 01:06:46.519 --> 01:06:51.639 like laugh it off, and it's like this man is literally tearing you down. 949 01:06:53.119 --> 01:06:56.039 Like he made fund of Charlotte May. He made fund of Charla May 950 01:06:56.199 --> 01:07:00.800 so bad it was ridiculous. Like he had everyone in the breakfast club laughing 951 01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:04.360 at Charlete, Like there are people outside the room laughing at him. Yeah, 952 01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:08.440 he made fun of Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's dumb ass was laughing. 953 01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:12.920 And he's literally calling you a retard pretty much. He's literally pretty much saying 954 01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:17.280 like, oh, you're very stupid. Yeah, not as smart as you 955 01:07:17.360 --> 01:07:19.920 think you are. And to say that, Bill Burr, Berr's like trying 956 01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:23.840 to be like, it's not, I'm, in fact brave. He's like, 957 01:07:23.960 --> 01:07:27.280 shut the shut up. Yeah, He's there's Dick like, you're not 958 01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:30.840 brave, You're you're bravely saying that here as a millionaire on television. You're 959 01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:33.599 not brave, eat Dick. Yeah, he's like he goes like, oh 960 01:07:33.639 --> 01:07:39.000 yeah, pat yourself on the back. He's like, it's so like this 961 01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:42.760 this snide sarcasm in that clip is so good. I love Bilbert. I 962 01:07:42.800 --> 01:07:47.039 think he's one of He's one of those people that I think has authentically grown 963 01:07:47.360 --> 01:07:51.280 and matured in such a way that he's still funny, you know, because 964 01:07:51.280 --> 01:07:56.400 there's a lot of people pretty opposite. What god, what's crazy. I 965 01:07:56.480 --> 01:07:59.800 recently saw Kevin Hart, right, I saw Kevin Heart the Hollywood Bowl, 966 01:07:59.880 --> 01:08:03.119 right. I think he had a masterful set. I think his set was 967 01:08:03.239 --> 01:08:06.800 like, like, he is a master at his craft. He's a great 968 01:08:06.840 --> 01:08:11.320 comedian. He knows how to control room very very very well. And what 969 01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:14.320 Kevin did was, instead of what happens a lot of comedians right now, 970 01:08:14.719 --> 01:08:18.479 they feel like they're under attack as comedians right right, So a lot of 971 01:08:18.520 --> 01:08:23.880 them are leaning into the idea like I'm a rebel against the cause. Yeah, 972 01:08:23.960 --> 01:08:28.239 what Kevin did was he went up there. He didn't make fun of 973 01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:33.319 anybody but himself. He makes one of the fact that like I'm getting older, 974 01:08:33.560 --> 01:08:38.359 I'm getting older and the world around me is changing, and I just 975 01:08:38.439 --> 01:08:41.880 have to adapt with the change and understand that I have to age with grace. 976 01:08:42.439 --> 01:08:45.840 What Bill Burr does Bill Bird is when he's making jokes, when he's 977 01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:49.119 genuinely making jokes about on the world in general, the jokes are on him. 978 01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:54.119 He's the one that's out of place in most of his jokes, and 979 01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:58.840 the ridiculousness that goes on because of how out of place he is is what 980 01:08:58.920 --> 01:09:04.720 makes himself fucking funny. Well, I I don't know, I think, 981 01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:09.640 I don't think you don't like it's not like you can't make fun of other 982 01:09:09.680 --> 01:09:12.039 people or other things. Like I think that's totally fine. It's just a 983 01:09:12.039 --> 01:09:15.479 matter of like you have to you have to be good at it, like 984 01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:18.840 Bill Burr is a great example. In Bill Burr is a great example. 985 01:09:19.000 --> 01:09:21.119 You also you can't be a sick in the mod. You also can't be 986 01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:28.279 the rebel without a cause that's too. I don't know how to describe I 987 01:09:28.279 --> 01:09:31.680 don't know how to explain this really, but comedians aren't supposed to be cool. 988 01:09:32.720 --> 01:09:35.560 And what I mean by that is like you're not like no one thinks 989 01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.159 like I think about Dane Cook when I think of like a cool comedian, 990 01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:42.680 you know what I mean, it's like Dane Cook. Like in two thousand 991 01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:47.600 and six, Dane Cook was like like as the stereotypical kind of like cool 992 01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:50.640 guy, and he was doing stand up and he was like selling arenas. 993 01:09:50.640 --> 01:09:56.039 But like that gets old really quick because people don't like this is a really 994 01:09:56.119 --> 01:09:59.039 simplistic way of viewing things. But I really think this is true. People 995 01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:08.439 don't like people that they that they could perceive as better than them telling them 996 01:10:08.520 --> 01:10:12.720 jokes. I think there always needs to be some kind of level of like 997 01:10:12.880 --> 01:10:15.600 clownery to a comedian, there needs to be like, oh, this is 998 01:10:15.680 --> 01:10:18.800 like some dweeb or some nerd, or some funny looking guy, or some 999 01:10:18.920 --> 01:10:25.239 guy with a weird voice, or like some dumb some dumb ass. It's 1000 01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:29.119 very rare that you have like a comedian who's like, I'm actually the smartest 1001 01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:32.680 person in the room and people still think they're funny, Like there's no genius 1002 01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:38.680 comedians in the sense of like, that's my whole trigution. Well, it's 1003 01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:42.039 not even well it's specifically Bill Maher. Bill Maher is that guy. He's 1004 01:10:42.079 --> 01:10:45.439 like, I'm smarter than everyone, okay, and here's why. And it's 1005 01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:49.920 like that's not funny. That's like you're talking down to everybody. Even the 1006 01:10:49.960 --> 01:10:56.000 people who like you are supporting you. No one likes that, like people 1007 01:10:56.119 --> 01:11:00.960 like dumb people in comedy. That's why stupid comedy does well all the time. 1008 01:11:02.000 --> 01:11:04.439 And it's not the comedians aren't very smart. It's actually like there, 1009 01:11:04.439 --> 01:11:08.640 it's actually very intelligent to be able to like play that stupid character for as 1010 01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:13.960 long as people do. But like you cannot, you cannot show the people 1011 01:11:14.199 --> 01:11:18.399 that you can't pull the curtain and be like, oh, I'm actually like 1012 01:11:18.439 --> 01:11:23.479 fucking super smart or whatever, like it's just it doesn't really work. Whyse 1013 01:11:23.560 --> 01:11:28.000 is one thing, storied is another thing. I think they I think that's 1014 01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:30.840 true. Dave Chappelle is one of those people who's like I don't think Dave 1015 01:11:30.880 --> 01:11:34.159 Chappelle presents like, oh I'm smart. I think he presents like, oh 1016 01:11:34.199 --> 01:11:39.960 I'm wise. Generally lately not so much because he hasn't really been doing a 1017 01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:43.399 lot of specials, but I think that's generally like what his his vibe was, 1018 01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:46.239 it's like, Wow, what an interesting guy. Well, you can't 1019 01:11:46.239 --> 01:11:51.319 put a you put a mathematician up there. He's gonna fucking die. They're 1020 01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:55.439 gonna kill him. I think the closer he is Neil the grass Tyson. 1021 01:11:55.479 --> 01:11:58.800 But Neil the grass Tyson doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't play into the 1022 01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:01.399 comedic aspect enough because he he's too I think he's too smart to be like 1023 01:12:02.680 --> 01:12:06.880 I'm not making funny, you're really stupid, Like you'd get physically mad eventually. 1024 01:12:09.239 --> 01:12:12.399 No, no, no, he has he has a he's a comedic 1025 01:12:12.399 --> 01:12:15.600 bone to him. I definitely think I agree he's he's funny, but he's 1026 01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:19.600 not a comedic nature to him. Yeah, but he's also Puerto Rican and 1027 01:12:19.640 --> 01:12:23.000 black from New York. I don't. That's why he's kind of funny. 1028 01:12:23.520 --> 01:12:25.439 Is he really Porto Rican? At a certain point he's just like, oh, 1029 01:12:25.439 --> 01:12:30.439 you're an idiots, really stupid started in Porto Rican. He's Puerto Rican 1030 01:12:30.439 --> 01:12:40.600 and black? What? And from New York? Is that real? Swear 1031 01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:45.560 to god? What? I think he's from the Bronx. Well, I 1032 01:12:45.600 --> 01:12:49.119 know that. I know he's from the Bronx and he's black. I just 1033 01:12:49.840 --> 01:12:53.119 I just didn't know that he was. I know this is late, but 1034 01:12:53.159 --> 01:12:56.760 he's Puerto Rican regardless oft rigs. His mother is also full Puerto Rican. 1035 01:12:56.760 --> 01:13:00.800 Wow, I had no idea. How did you not he's he's one of 1036 01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:05.319 he's one of the few gediuth ones of us. Well, he doesn't like 1037 01:13:05.720 --> 01:13:11.039 he looks Puerto Rican, I guess, but like he I don't know, 1038 01:13:11.079 --> 01:13:14.159 you know very much. So looks like a Perto Rican person. Yeah, 1039 01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:17.880 but like fucking everybody looks Puerto Rican. He looks he looks like a Puerto 1040 01:13:17.960 --> 01:13:23.439 Rican person who's like one of the Puerto Ricans that I'll be like, oh, 1041 01:13:23.439 --> 01:13:25.560 your grandpa is black, Like no, he's notine. He's just been 1042 01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:29.399 into Gresson and it's like he he is what are you talking about? Bro? 1043 01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:35.399 Yeah, I don't know. I just never because he doesn't project that 1044 01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:42.079 ever, Like he's never that's never been a core part of his identity in 1045 01:13:42.159 --> 01:13:44.439 anything that I've ever seen him. Well, the thing is that he's he's, 1046 01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:47.439 he's about he's he's usually like talking about education stuff in English, but 1047 01:13:47.520 --> 01:13:51.880 he I know, he can also speak Spanish as well. That's fucking jarring 1048 01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:56.359 to me, like that, that's almost that. I think he looks like 1049 01:13:56.600 --> 01:14:00.079 he looks like my grandma. Yeah, but Kingston, that's how my grandmother 1050 01:14:00.159 --> 01:14:06.479 looks. You understand the breadth of like there are there are Koreans who like 1051 01:14:06.479 --> 01:14:11.399 look Puerto Rican and like fucking black people that look perto Rican and white people 1052 01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:15.720 and Irish people that look like it's it's such a strange group to identify on 1053 01:14:15.800 --> 01:14:21.119 side alone because like we're fucking chameleons. I agree, I agree, one 1054 01:14:21.159 --> 01:14:27.359 hundred percent, But like I think, because I guess the reason why I 1055 01:14:27.399 --> 01:14:30.239 can tell is because people my family looks like that. So I was like, 1056 01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:32.640 oh, that's it because it looks sort of like me, just darker. 1057 01:14:34.039 --> 01:14:36.880 I understand it, like I do think, like I see it when 1058 01:14:36.920 --> 01:14:40.359 you say it. But when I see him. That's not the first thing 1059 01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:42.680 I think of, you know what I mean, Oh, I agree, 1060 01:14:42.760 --> 01:14:45.119 you do it to a black man, I'd be like, Oh, that's 1061 01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:47.760 this is some like a maybe he's mixed. Uh, he's just white and 1062 01:14:47.920 --> 01:14:53.479 black and okay, cool. He's never spoken Spanish, you know that I've 1063 01:14:53.520 --> 01:14:58.319 seen. He's never mentioned this. It's it's just it's very It's it's kind 1064 01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:00.960 of like finding out that a CDC is Australian to me, where I'm like, 1065 01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:03.079 this is the kind of it's Remember because of the fact that I was 1066 01:15:04.399 --> 01:15:08.199 he was talking about his mom want to tell him like one of his interviews 1067 01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:14.000 and his mom is like insert ala, that's what his mom looks like now 1068 01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:16.239 because he's very old. He's a grown ass fucking man now. And I 1069 01:15:16.279 --> 01:15:19.239 was like, oh, he's Puerto Rican. Yeah, I guess I've never 1070 01:15:19.239 --> 01:15:23.560 looked into his family life really at all, or any I've never looked at 1071 01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:29.119 I've never watch interviews with him. Oh my interesting his mom and his mom 1072 01:15:29.199 --> 01:15:34.159 is totally all right, that's okay, that's definitely that's yeah, that's my 1073 01:15:34.199 --> 01:15:41.640 great grandmother. That is that is wild. Yeah. I never I don't 1074 01:15:41.720 --> 01:15:46.359 know why. Yeah, I guess. I also never I was never sure 1075 01:15:46.359 --> 01:15:51.159 if he was from New York, if he just lived there. Okay, 1076 01:15:51.239 --> 01:15:59.000 well that that yeah, that makes sense. It's not I'm not like, 1077 01:15:59.119 --> 01:16:00.600 oh that's impossible. I am, but I am a little bit surprised. 1078 01:16:01.279 --> 01:16:04.560 You're a little confused because he's never he's never well, he think is that 1079 01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:09.520 he never comes up talking about his race ever or ethnicity. He's always talking 1080 01:16:09.520 --> 01:16:13.279 about, right, But like even when I think of like and then like 1081 01:16:13.359 --> 01:16:15.079 I guess if you question him, he'll be like, oh, yeah, 1082 01:16:15.079 --> 01:16:17.520 I'm these two ethnicities, but like he never talks about that's not what he's 1083 01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:20.439 there talking about, right, But he's never even come he's never even come 1084 01:16:20.479 --> 01:16:26.760 up in like a conversation about like famous Puerto Ricans. That's very true as 1085 01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:28.800 well, you know what I mean, Like he's never said it's always like 1086 01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:32.720 j Loo, Marc Anthony, fucking you know, bad Bunny, bad Bunny, 1087 01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:40.520 fucking Lin Manuel Miranda. It's that's that's you don't you don't hear you 1088 01:16:40.520 --> 01:16:45.600 don't hear people saying Neils, oh yeah, and Neil. What a strange 1089 01:16:45.640 --> 01:16:49.760 group of people, by the way, that would be all right, let's 1090 01:16:49.760 --> 01:16:54.439 see, let's see let's see what's how much? What are we recruising through 1091 01:16:54.439 --> 01:16:58.680 these questions. It's pretty good, making some good progress. And then Derek's 1092 01:16:58.720 --> 01:17:05.079 not here to argue every little fucking thing. I'm alone, He's not. 1093 01:17:05.239 --> 01:17:10.399 He's on his way here right now. It's fine, actually know he isn't 1094 01:17:10.439 --> 01:17:16.439 got he got obducted, is currently getting fondled by aliens aliens in Hell. 1095 01:17:19.239 --> 01:17:24.960 That's crazy. Being being molested by aliens in Hell is like is so many 1096 01:17:25.039 --> 01:17:29.600 there's like multiple layers of confusion to that that I think would would genuinely send 1097 01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:34.560 my soul into into shock. I think because either Hell is a real place 1098 01:17:35.119 --> 01:17:43.880 that is under control of aliens or aliens also go to Hell. I don't 1099 01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:46.319 know. That's a lot. So I means there's there's there's there's alien God, 1100 01:17:46.399 --> 01:17:50.079 and then there's our God. Or is there like different as you go 1101 01:17:50.119 --> 01:17:56.640 to like in like do they have the same ten commandments? If Heaven and 1102 01:17:56.680 --> 01:18:00.760 Hell? Do you do? Like like what's going on there? Like what's 1103 01:18:00.840 --> 01:18:04.840 going on? Like high upstairs? What's happening? Is what I'm thinking about? 1104 01:18:06.680 --> 01:18:11.560 Oh my god? Okay, uh bo Jiden wrote in he says, 1105 01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:15.439 greetings boys, I am currently chilling in Madagascar and found out that they recently 1106 01:18:15.439 --> 01:18:17.520 introduced a new law here. It stipulate said, anyone who rapes will get 1107 01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:20.159 their balls confiscated by the state. What are your thoughts. I think that's 1108 01:18:20.159 --> 01:18:27.000 fine, very fair, very fair. I think it's yeah, just simply 1109 01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:29.800 don't rip. You know what's crazy. I'd live there my whole life. 1110 01:18:29.840 --> 01:18:33.039 I'd never have to worry about that law. What do you mean never once? 1111 01:18:34.800 --> 01:18:36.960 That law would not bother me at all, Like, okay, cool, 1112 01:18:38.560 --> 01:18:41.840 not be able to live my life completely comfortably when I worrying about that 1113 01:18:41.920 --> 01:18:45.039 law. Yeah, granted, it would be, it would be, it 1114 01:18:45.039 --> 01:18:48.199 would be, it would It would be nice if there was some evidence required 1115 01:18:48.239 --> 01:18:50.560 so that people can't just go around accusing people of ship. But oh ye 1116 01:18:50.800 --> 01:18:55.920 hundred percent under those stipulations, if if look, man, if you can 1117 01:18:55.960 --> 01:18:58.359 prove that, if they can prove that you rape somebody, like yeah, 1118 01:18:58.399 --> 01:19:02.760 get your fucking chip cut off. Whatever I do, I don't care what 1119 01:19:02.800 --> 01:19:09.239 I care about a rapist. Come come in me, Come come in me, 1120 01:19:09.359 --> 01:19:13.079 Come on my peen. Uh Stler's are gay and so is me, 1121 01:19:13.479 --> 01:19:15.920 wrote in he says hello. Diversity hires. Y'all have joked about Sweeney being 1122 01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:24.520 autistic, but a lot of the constant concerts. Okay, what is this 1123 01:19:24.560 --> 01:19:28.680 word? I'm I just he wrote this, I'm gonna put paste it in. 1124 01:19:29.359 --> 01:19:30.199 Yeah, look I put it there. What the fuck is that? 1125 01:19:30.399 --> 01:19:35.720 Is that real? I've never seen that word before in my life. That's 1126 01:19:35.720 --> 01:19:42.680 not real. You all have joked about Sweeny being autistic, but a lot 1127 01:19:42.720 --> 01:19:47.479 of consercional mannerisms. I think you mean conversational mannerisms. Is what you what 1128 01:19:47.520 --> 01:19:53.399 you intended to say, But a lot of the conversational mannerisms that Sweeney has 1129 01:19:53.439 --> 01:19:57.239 are strikingly similar to my own. And I am autistic. I would say 1130 01:19:57.239 --> 01:20:00.000 that sween is at least on the spectrum. Don't goote about this too much, 1131 01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:01.520 Chris, you're retired too, I think, I think so. I 1132 01:20:02.000 --> 01:20:04.800 honestly, I believed for a long time that autism isn't even really like a 1133 01:20:04.920 --> 01:20:09.239 thing that's separate from just being a person. I think, I think, 1134 01:20:10.439 --> 01:20:15.479 I almost don't even think there's even value. I've been Yeah, I've been 1135 01:20:15.520 --> 01:20:18.159 tested a few times, and each time they were like, no, you're 1136 01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:23.039 not autistic, but I don't know. I guess you could develop later on. 1137 01:20:23.039 --> 01:20:25.720 I don't give a shit, really, no, I think me. 1138 01:20:26.279 --> 01:20:30.439 I, Yeah, I think what it is is there's a I think a 1139 01:20:30.439 --> 01:20:32.800 lot of people are neurotic and that's it a bit neurotic, and everybody are 1140 01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:40.239 autistic. Yeah, I'm definitely neurotic. But I think I think, based 1141 01:20:40.239 --> 01:20:43.279 on what I've seen as designated to be autism, I think I've noticed it 1142 01:20:43.279 --> 01:20:47.279 in too many people for it to be something that is uniquely like. I 1143 01:20:47.279 --> 01:20:49.239 don't think it's something that people have or don't have. I think it's like 1144 01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:53.039 a spectrum that everybody is on, and some people are on it. I'm 1145 01:20:53.079 --> 01:20:56.840 like, some people are like on level one. Let's say it's like a 1146 01:20:56.840 --> 01:20:59.560 one out of one hundred thing, right, some people are like maybe like 1147 01:20:59.640 --> 01:21:01.880 one person and autistic, which is like probably like very difficult to trade. 1148 01:21:02.079 --> 01:21:05.640 It's very like it's very abstract. It might it might like it might occur 1149 01:21:05.680 --> 01:21:09.359 in their dreams, or it might like manifest in the in the way that 1150 01:21:09.399 --> 01:21:15.319 they sleep or like not knowing that the yeah, or or you're at fifty 1151 01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:17.239 where it's a little bit more obvious but it's still functional, or you're at 1152 01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:23.760 a hundred where it's just like you're Christian, you know. I think I've 1153 01:21:23.800 --> 01:21:28.000 just seen too many examples of things that I have seen labeled autistic in every 1154 01:21:28.079 --> 01:21:31.560 single person that I have ever known. For that to be something that just 1155 01:21:31.760 --> 01:21:34.479 is is either there or isn't, Like I just I don't I don't know 1156 01:21:34.479 --> 01:21:38.479 if I believe that. Really. I think it's just idiosyncrasy. Do you 1157 01:21:38.520 --> 01:21:42.319 guys remember that's true? You know, but remember back in the day when 1158 01:21:42.720 --> 01:21:46.319 every child that had any spark of energy and his need altle got said that 1159 01:21:46.359 --> 01:21:50.600 ad adhd and so many kids that probably didn't have anything really wrong with them 1160 01:21:50.600 --> 01:21:55.800 were put on medication and fuck their little minds up. Yeah, I think 1161 01:21:55.840 --> 01:21:58.319 that is now autism is is this like, oh, this person's autistic. 1162 01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:00.520 I'm autistic. It's like, no, you're probably it's a little weird or 1163 01:22:00.560 --> 01:22:04.039 maybe a bit dumb, and they're just I have autism, and it's just 1164 01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:10.079 like I don't think. Probably it is a little strange, that's it. 1165 01:22:11.119 --> 01:22:14.359 Yeah. I think it's like a shield now, you know, it's like, 1166 01:22:14.600 --> 01:22:19.279 I'm autistic. Don't critique me for how I am. Yeah, it's 1167 01:22:19.359 --> 01:22:25.319 it's it's it's and it's like, dude, stop. I think they're like 1168 01:22:25.359 --> 01:22:29.560 I explained on stream kind of recently that like I see like sometimes I will 1169 01:22:29.560 --> 01:22:32.439 delete tweets if I think like I'll tweet something out if I think it and 1170 01:22:32.479 --> 01:22:36.439 I think it's funny, and I'll think that's valuable in of itself. But 1171 01:22:36.479 --> 01:22:40.119 if I look at it later on in the day and I don't like the 1172 01:22:40.239 --> 01:22:45.199 shape of the paragraph that I wrote and the visual like how the paragraph looks, 1173 01:22:45.640 --> 01:22:48.520 not even what it's saying, just like the shapes of the letters on 1174 01:22:48.560 --> 01:22:51.439 it, like oh, there's too many capital tis at the beginning of every 1175 01:22:51.479 --> 01:22:58.279 line, I'll delete it because I just don't think it looks good. And 1176 01:22:58.279 --> 01:23:00.720 that's like I can agree with that in a sense of reading, like if 1177 01:23:00.760 --> 01:23:03.760 I read like unlets say, like I'm reading something, or like if i'm 1178 01:23:03.800 --> 01:23:09.279 writing, like if I'm writing out like a sequence for a campaign right for 1179 01:23:09.399 --> 01:23:12.640 D and D Yeah, and like I see like there's too many te's like 1180 01:23:12.720 --> 01:23:15.479 the them, this, the they like that stuff. It will bother me 1181 01:23:15.520 --> 01:23:18.800 a little bit. But that's just if you if you write, that is 1182 01:23:18.880 --> 01:23:21.439 kind of the nature of writing. You want to try to spice up your 1183 01:23:21.439 --> 01:23:26.560 writing. But when I look at the shape of things, that's never really 1184 01:23:26.600 --> 01:23:30.479 bothered not that's never really bothered me. It looks a little odd because obviously 1185 01:23:30.479 --> 01:23:32.680 we're humans. You want symmetry, you know, we care about symmetry now, 1186 01:23:32.720 --> 01:23:36.199 we do things, but like it's never been enough for me to be 1187 01:23:36.279 --> 01:23:40.119 like I can't have this, Like it's been like, oh that's a little 1188 01:23:40.239 --> 01:23:43.760 I noted it, but I don't really it doesn't bother me enough to Yeah, 1189 01:23:44.119 --> 01:23:47.800 yeah, I would like deleted underly things for that. Yeah, I 1190 01:23:48.079 --> 01:23:53.119 don't know, but I'm sure there's something about that that's like not entirely fucking 1191 01:23:53.520 --> 01:23:57.399 I don't know what is the term neurotypical whatever. I don't know. There's 1192 01:23:57.399 --> 01:24:00.439 so many words now that I don't even fucking I don't know, but I 1193 01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:03.279 think most people are on the spectrum in some way, most people that I've 1194 01:24:03.279 --> 01:24:06.159 met, for sure. And that goes that goes into my parents as well. 1195 01:24:06.159 --> 01:24:11.159 I think I think both of my parents, like I've just observed so 1196 01:24:11.359 --> 01:24:18.159 many just so many mannerisms that I'm like, that's that's something like the way 1197 01:24:18.159 --> 01:24:21.680 that my mom or the way that my grandmother was like I can't I have 1198 01:24:21.760 --> 01:24:29.840 to be knitting something in order to watch TV. You know, it's just 1199 01:24:29.880 --> 01:24:33.319 like that's interesting. I've also developed things like that too, like where for 1200 01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:38.039 me personally, like my thing is this right, Like Lily likes cleaning, 1201 01:24:38.199 --> 01:24:42.520 Lily gets over stimulants. She does stress cleaning like most people, like most 1202 01:24:42.760 --> 01:24:45.880 people, like most of Hispanic people have that trade. But what happens for 1203 01:24:45.920 --> 01:24:51.399 me is that I can't I like cleaning early, so by the time that 1204 01:24:51.479 --> 01:24:56.000 I am gonna like start like twining down my night, I have like a 1205 01:24:56.000 --> 01:24:58.520 bunch of things done. So only have like, oh, I go clean 1206 01:24:58.560 --> 01:25:00.359 the bathroom, that take a shower, I have to chow for the last 1207 01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:02.800 hour half I'm gonna be awaken. That's it. But the thing is that 1208 01:25:02.840 --> 01:25:10.880 when I start cleaning, I don't like stopping until everything is done, opposed 1209 01:25:10.920 --> 01:25:14.279 to like Lillian, Lily will clean one thing and if it's like fine, 1210 01:25:14.520 --> 01:25:16.439 I'll take a break for me. I can't do that. I cannot do 1211 01:25:16.560 --> 01:25:20.680 that. I gotta get it all done right now because then it starts lording 1212 01:25:20.720 --> 01:25:24.640 over me. Or I gotta get most of it done. I can't mean 1213 01:25:24.720 --> 01:25:28.359 like one thing and stop. You have to have so much and if you 1214 01:25:28.399 --> 01:25:31.560 can't, that's like not neurotypical. Probably if you have to, like that's 1215 01:25:31.560 --> 01:25:33.119 one of those thes. It's like you either have to get all of it 1216 01:25:33.159 --> 01:25:38.880 done or so much of it done that there's no real excuse for you not 1217 01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:41.479 to That's kind of how I want, no excuse for you not to finish 1218 01:25:41.520 --> 01:25:43.800 it. That's kind of how I was with videos. Yeah, where like 1219 01:25:44.119 --> 01:25:45.800 where I would if I would find something, I would start writing, and 1220 01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:50.199 then the second I was done writing, I would start filming, so that 1221 01:25:50.239 --> 01:25:56.199 by the time I was done filming, Oh well, all that's left is 1222 01:25:56.199 --> 01:26:00.119 the editing. There's no excuse for me not to edit this. It's already 1223 01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:03.079 here, as opposed to like if I if I wrote and then took a 1224 01:26:03.119 --> 01:26:05.199 break, I would like read it again. I'd be like, oh, 1225 01:26:05.199 --> 01:26:08.239 everything's wrong. I gotta rewrite this. I gotta rewrite this. I gotta 1226 01:26:08.239 --> 01:26:11.800 write that. I gotta rewrite this, and it just never gets done because 1227 01:26:11.800 --> 01:26:15.920 I need I'm like momentum oriented, like I need the momentum of doing the 1228 01:26:15.960 --> 01:26:18.960 activity to push me into the further steps of doing it. I can't. 1229 01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:23.800 I can't have it like true, I can't. I cannot have things interrupted 1230 01:26:23.800 --> 01:26:28.680 like that. So I get fucking furious whenever whatever, like my workflow is 1231 01:26:28.720 --> 01:26:32.479 interrupted, like I I remember, like when I was working, I would 1232 01:26:32.520 --> 01:26:35.560 lock my door, like when we all live together, I would lock my 1233 01:26:35.600 --> 01:26:39.840 door generally unless I was like working on something that was like already pretty much 1234 01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:43.159 done during the editing, I left things open. But like when I was 1235 01:26:43.159 --> 01:26:46.119 writing or like filming, I would lock my shit because any interruption I'm unless 1236 01:26:46.159 --> 01:26:50.159 I thought it could add to the video, would like send me spirally. 1237 01:26:50.199 --> 01:26:55.239 I'd be like, oh my god, this is fucking deeply inferiend understand that 1238 01:26:55.880 --> 01:26:58.439 the homework. I locked myself away, like when I was over in my 1239 01:26:58.520 --> 01:27:00.760 room, and I just like do that, but I also try to do 1240 01:27:00.800 --> 01:27:02.159 it in a plate at an area in time where I won't be needed. 1241 01:27:02.199 --> 01:27:04.600 Like That's why I like, even when I was in college, I would 1242 01:27:04.640 --> 01:27:08.960 choose to go early in the morning, so like by the time I'm done, 1243 01:27:09.119 --> 01:27:12.359 it's like twelve thirty, and that's when people are like sorrying to move 1244 01:27:12.359 --> 01:27:15.520 around. I'd be active around house so like I could like if anything happens, 1245 01:27:15.520 --> 01:27:17.279 like we need to carry lugg at groceries or need to clean, We're 1246 01:27:17.319 --> 01:27:19.720 all there to do it together. I can't be like I can't do this 1247 01:27:19.840 --> 01:27:23.159 right now because I need I need to. I need to be like my 1248 01:27:23.159 --> 01:27:28.720 own little cocoon to focus on my best manner. Yeah, I think I 1249 01:27:28.720 --> 01:27:30.800 don't know, there's all sorts of things like that that I think might qualify 1250 01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:34.920 people for like that kind of thing, but I do think generally it's it's 1251 01:27:35.079 --> 01:27:41.119 it's almost kind of useless because it's just different types of people exhibiting different types 1252 01:27:41.159 --> 01:27:45.960 of behaviors on different spectrums at different degrees. And I don't even know if 1253 01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:49.880 like there are people who are so autistic that it's like a problem like that. 1254 01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:53.880 Like Christian is definitely one of those people. It's very obvious. But 1255 01:27:53.920 --> 01:27:58.920 I also like I look at Christian not as like a unique like, oh, 1256 01:27:58.960 --> 01:28:00.880 this is like separate. I think this is what happens when the dials 1257 01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:09.239 are like all turned up to eleven. Because on a base level, like 1258 01:28:09.600 --> 01:28:14.720 when he when Christian is out there looking for like putting up flyers about looking 1259 01:28:14.760 --> 01:28:18.920 for a boyfriend, free girl, just looking for like a relationship, that's 1260 01:28:18.960 --> 01:28:24.760 not like an unrelatable desire, you know, It's not like it's not like 1261 01:28:24.800 --> 01:28:27.920 those are like an alien it's not like an alien thing to be like, 1262 01:28:27.920 --> 01:28:30.319 oh I'm lonely, I wish I had somebody, But like it's the way 1263 01:28:30.359 --> 01:28:36.119 that that person goes about it that is just so abstract and so incomprehensible to 1264 01:28:36.239 --> 01:28:42.079 like your average person, that that separates that. Like to me, it's 1265 01:28:42.119 --> 01:28:44.840 like if you're if you if you really have something like psychosis or something, 1266 01:28:45.119 --> 01:28:48.920 there's no layer of that, Like there's no layer of like, oh I 1267 01:28:49.000 --> 01:28:51.119 understand that. It's like, oh, yeah, of course he put a 1268 01:28:51.119 --> 01:28:58.560 head in his fridge. Yeahs we're fucking because that's like that's like insane. 1269 01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:00.760 It's I don't know, that's that's being different. There's there's doesn't being neuro 1270 01:29:00.840 --> 01:29:05.119 divergence, and then there's just like whatever that is over there, right, 1271 01:29:05.439 --> 01:29:10.800 I guess I'm saying dead body, right, dead body? Why not? 1272 01:29:12.000 --> 01:29:16.279 But what I'm saying is like the root like the root of the emotions that 1273 01:29:16.399 --> 01:29:23.479 exist in like even the most profoundly autistic people are not so separate from your 1274 01:29:23.520 --> 01:29:27.880 average person to even have that distinction in the first place, in comparison to 1275 01:29:27.960 --> 01:29:30.960 like a psychotic like a psychic psychosis, you know what I mean, where 1276 01:29:31.000 --> 01:29:33.640 like there's no you know what I mean, Like I feel like that's a 1277 01:29:33.680 --> 01:29:39.800 more reasonable distinction than autism because it's just like, oh yeah, this is 1278 01:29:41.239 --> 01:29:45.600 he fucking doesn't like loud sounds like okay, whatever, I'm Chris, I 1279 01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:50.439 don't like Celery, Like I don't know, Like I just don't really see 1280 01:29:50.479 --> 01:29:55.199 that big of a difference. But also like I do know, and I'm 1281 01:29:55.239 --> 01:29:59.640 brad my dick gets really hard to the idea of a freshly killed woman and 1282 01:29:59.680 --> 01:30:04.640 it's like, what okay, Uh no, you can't come to my house. 1283 01:30:05.319 --> 01:30:11.800 Yeah, that's it's over. It's over from here on out. Uh. 1284 01:30:11.880 --> 01:30:15.239 Do you think that the guys anymore? Yeah, let's do one more. 1285 01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:18.720 Okay. Do you guys think that the five guys that made five guys 1286 01:30:18.720 --> 01:30:29.239 in the restaurant ever explored each other's bodies? They must have, Like I 1287 01:30:29.239 --> 01:30:30.600 feel like, why why would they not? You know, yeah, why 1288 01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:34.479 wouldn't they? That's what happens when we started business together, you know, 1289 01:30:34.600 --> 01:30:40.600 especially if you name it after the fact that I met five guys like this. 1290 01:30:40.720 --> 01:30:45.239 Yeah, I feel like I definitely feel like Sandford was going crazy with 1291 01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:51.800 his sons, you know. Uh, same thing with PC Richard Richard and 1292 01:30:53.159 --> 01:30:59.720 his son PC PC. I the fact that you know, PC Richard, 1293 01:31:00.119 --> 01:31:03.119 no one here we shouldn't even really know about PC Richards and Sun. I 1294 01:31:03.159 --> 01:31:10.199 know. The fact that you just brought that up is say PC Richards's podcast 1295 01:31:10.760 --> 01:31:14.600 PC Sons are gonna go out of business way earlier than they did. And 1296 01:31:14.600 --> 01:31:15.920 I was like, why, Grandma, you like this place is stupid. 1297 01:31:16.000 --> 01:31:20.640 Just go to best Buy. Uh. Yeah, they still around. Do 1298 01:31:20.720 --> 01:31:27.439 they still exist? No? PC Richards' son website. No, you can 1299 01:31:27.479 --> 01:31:30.880 still buy some Memorial Day savings up to eight hundred dollars off plus an additional 1300 01:31:30.880 --> 01:31:34.239 three hundred dollars off what the fuck? And then just free. What are 1301 01:31:34.239 --> 01:31:43.640 you selling? That's like just count for a house. There's no way. 1302 01:31:44.880 --> 01:31:50.399 Yeah, they still they sell mattresses, bless you. They sell mattresses and 1303 01:31:50.479 --> 01:31:59.640 fridges and laptops, air conditioners. What the fuck? Where are they? 1304 01:32:00.359 --> 01:32:03.720 Huh? The last ones in Manhattan one two five? Is it really? 1305 01:32:05.359 --> 01:32:09.000 There's one on one two five? Yeah. I like the idea that well 1306 01:32:09.039 --> 01:32:12.920 there was one. I thought that one got closed down years ago. Wow, 1307 01:32:12.960 --> 01:32:18.840 there's a there's a decent number of PC Richards still open. They're all 1308 01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:23.840 in New York, every every single Yo. The New York list for PC 1309 01:32:24.000 --> 01:32:28.760 Richards is hilarious. One one four one seven, one one three six one 1310 01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:34.960 one one three seven five Uh one one two two three one one zero zero 1311 01:32:35.000 --> 01:32:40.600 three? Why so? So it's in New York New Jersey, Pennsylvania, 1312 01:32:40.680 --> 01:32:45.800 and Connecticut is where they are, and Pennsylvania has the fewest, with one 1313 01:32:45.840 --> 01:32:54.680 in Philadelphia and one in or both in Northeast Philadelphia. Yo. New York 1314 01:32:54.720 --> 01:33:02.520 has so many. That is crazy. Central Park, Westchester County, twenty 1315 01:33:02.560 --> 01:33:08.000 three, twenty three, Central Park Avenue. That is wild. Isn't a 1316 01:33:08.079 --> 01:33:13.000 new where you're from? Westchester County? Uh? Probably Western Park Avenue, 1317 01:33:13.319 --> 01:33:17.119 Yonkers, Yeah, twenty three on twenty three, twenty three. It's the 1318 01:33:17.119 --> 01:33:21.520 most uninteresting thing to listen to in the world. Thirty Central Park Avenue, 1319 01:33:23.000 --> 01:33:29.720 Central Park Avenue. Where is this? Yeah? I think that's is that 1320 01:33:29.840 --> 01:33:38.359 Cross County? That is Okay, well that's that is fucking Santa Ana, 1321 01:33:38.439 --> 01:33:44.880 So that's not right. Yonkers, New York. Yeah, yeah, it 1322 01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:47.680 is is it's Yonkers, I know it. Yeah, I said wow. 1323 01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:50.680 The fact that I remember that is crazy. Probably one to that place twice 1324 01:33:50.680 --> 01:33:57.439 in my life. It's by the it's by the coals that I definitely it's 1325 01:33:57.439 --> 01:34:02.279 by the it's by the train station. I feel like no, because the 1326 01:34:02.319 --> 01:34:06.359 train station is like way more inland than like the other side. So it's 1327 01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:10.640 on the other side of U. Sprain Ridge Park. So it's on it's 1328 01:34:10.680 --> 01:34:16.880 on the right or on the east. It's on the eastern side of which 1329 01:34:16.960 --> 01:34:20.439 is actually what is this picture? I finally saw the picture of freaking what 1330 01:34:20.479 --> 01:34:25.760 do you call the king? Oh yeah, we forgot to talk about that 1331 01:34:25.800 --> 01:34:29.279 on the show, I think. But uh, the new the new King 1332 01:34:29.479 --> 01:34:31.079 of England, I think had a portrait done and it looks like he's being 1333 01:34:31.079 --> 01:34:36.359 consumed by skylet Rott and it's very strange. It's very strange. It looks 1334 01:34:36.359 --> 01:34:42.800 so fucking ominous. Do you know what do you mean like kings the royal 1335 01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:53.640 family's last name. I thought it was like fucking Charles. No, I 1336 01:34:53.680 --> 01:34:55.960 know because I'm Jamaican, so that's why I know that. I have no 1337 01:34:56.000 --> 01:35:01.319 idea what windsor? Is that what that is? Yeah, they're Windsors. 1338 01:35:01.880 --> 01:35:06.800 Okay, they're also not British anymore. They're French. They're French literally whoops. 1339 01:35:09.359 --> 01:35:12.800 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that. Yeah, 1340 01:35:12.840 --> 01:35:15.840 they're Windsors. They also show all Gulf space out on fire. But you 1341 01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:19.319 know that's another thing. Yeah, I don't know. Still controls the military 1342 01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:21.960 there, the military, like a lot of the military funding is distill them, 1343 01:35:23.359 --> 01:35:30.199 which is wild. We could eat them. We could just take them 1344 01:35:30.199 --> 01:35:31.039 over. I don't know why we don't do that. I don't know why 1345 01:35:31.039 --> 01:35:33.840 we don't eat the British. Honestly, it's it's been a question that's been 1346 01:35:33.840 --> 01:35:36.600 on my mind. You can just take them over and there's no way they 1347 01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:41.159 can beat us anymore. We don't have to take them over there, we 1348 01:35:41.159 --> 01:35:43.119 don't have to eat them. We can just simply go and eat them, 1349 01:35:43.159 --> 01:35:48.239 Like I just it's the obvious solution. This is with every every single conflict, 1350 01:35:48.279 --> 01:35:50.520 by the way, military or otherwise, it's the same thing. I 1351 01:35:50.600 --> 01:35:56.079 don't know why. I don't know why the Palestinians don't just go eat the 1352 01:35:56.119 --> 01:36:00.159 Israelis, Like they should just do that. Ah, you're right, Like, 1353 01:36:00.159 --> 01:36:01.800 because what are gonna do? You're gonna stop them form eating you? 1354 01:36:01.800 --> 01:36:04.920 Like? What the Have you ever had somebody try to eat you? No, 1355 01:36:04.920 --> 01:36:11.439 No one's prepared for that, No one has been trained to deal with 1356 01:36:11.479 --> 01:36:15.399 a person. Probably your most frightening moment ever is someone trying to eat you. 1357 01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:19.840 Yeah. I feel like, just like someone trying to like literally rape 1358 01:36:19.840 --> 01:36:26.079 you. Eating you is the second scariest time you could be alive, arguably 1359 01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:36.439 first. Sometimes Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's it's it's a bit it's 1360 01:36:36.439 --> 01:36:41.560 a bit much. Someone's holding you down, like biting at you, and 1361 01:36:41.560 --> 01:36:44.039 they bite into the floor and as they bite into it, like oh, 1362 01:36:44.039 --> 01:36:46.359 they're gonna hurt their mouth, and they grab a bunch of the floors gravel 1363 01:36:46.439 --> 01:36:49.239 up and start chewing on it while they're trying to bite you again, and 1364 01:36:49.279 --> 01:36:57.279 you're like, what he bit into concrete. Let's get the Let's get the 1365 01:36:57.279 --> 01:37:00.680 fuck out of here. Derek's almost here, so we gotta wrap this upsode. 1366 01:37:02.199 --> 01:37:05.640 Uh. I also have to shower and do all sorts of shit today. 1367 01:37:05.640 --> 01:37:09.720 I'm such a busy day. I completely lost back up his time. 1368 01:37:09.840 --> 01:37:12.079 Derek's like, I'm gonna be there tomorrow, and I'm like, oh shit, 1369 01:37:12.159 --> 01:37:17.359 that's right, May is happening. This isn't far at all. Yeah 1370 01:37:17.479 --> 01:37:21.479 all right, uh, alright, read the name name day want I want 1371 01:37:21.520 --> 01:37:25.199 to want to hold off and do it. I'll just I'll read them. 1372 01:37:25.199 --> 01:37:27.359 I could, I could do it quick. I think these are our twenty 1373 01:37:27.399 --> 01:37:30.079 five dollars up patrons over at patreon dot com slash a SNAr tank. I 1374 01:37:30.079 --> 01:37:31.279 remember, you can go over there get early ad free access all that shit, 1375 01:37:31.439 --> 01:37:34.279 exclusive episodes. Uh. Twenty five dollars, just gets your name right 1376 01:37:34.319 --> 01:37:38.159 at the end of the show, gives you a chance to toy with my 1377 01:37:38.680 --> 01:37:45.199 with my specific autism. So let's just let's go ahead cut me down three 1378 01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:49.560 two one, Vaughan of the Dead. When you have guests, you should 1379 01:37:49.560 --> 01:37:51.720 have them read the name, since Chris isn't the only one reading them now, 1380 01:37:51.800 --> 01:37:55.840 round eyed Asian, Dear Dennis, you gave birth to a master manipulum. 1381 01:37:56.800 --> 01:38:01.319 Dear Dennis, you gave birth to a master mannull liquor. Even using 1382 01:38:01.520 --> 01:38:05.079 dudes to prove who he licks is a huge favor. No way you're doing 1383 01:38:05.119 --> 01:38:13.239 fucking meet the Grams as a gay song. There's no shot that's happening. 1384 01:38:13.520 --> 01:38:17.560 Sweeney screeching the hard r after losing the Digimont tournament. Benya Binya Binola Beea 1385 01:38:17.760 --> 01:38:24.479 mcg lily b Like dios Mios Kingston, you should go through El Docta. 1386 01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:30.119 Your piss tasted bloody last night. Jesus Christ, let's relax. Let's all 1387 01:38:30.159 --> 01:38:34.680 relax. Phallic Baldwin's skeet shoot. I ain't shooting blanks. Uh. She 1388 01:38:34.880 --> 01:38:39.640 raises my flag till I napalm for super Earth. Carrying Chris around town is 1389 01:38:39.680 --> 01:38:45.039 my pocket pussy Uh, Miguel o'harris trans mask pussy. It goes like this, 1390 01:38:45.359 --> 01:38:47.399 the fourth to fifth the magnum condom, the monster Dick sing this to 1391 01:38:47.439 --> 01:38:53.279 the tune of Hallelujah. I understood. I understood that it was Hallelujah, 1392 01:38:53.560 --> 01:38:57.159 Turian pussy Uh. In this life. For the next splitsh splash, I 1393 01:38:57.239 --> 01:39:00.359 was gaping his ass Springsteen, I'm on fire. Oh oh oh, I 1394 01:39:00.399 --> 01:39:05.399 am gay rip Honk Schrader, Honk Lil Wayne telling Drake to keep it. 1395 01:39:05.520 --> 01:39:11.439 Canadian Jack, the world's fastest Maori and the only Stark Tank fan from New 1396 01:39:11.520 --> 01:39:14.720 Zealand. The fact that they are releasing Smiling Friends episode weekly makes me want 1397 01:39:14.760 --> 01:39:18.239 to make more gay Smiling Friends friends' names. Yeah, go ahead, do 1398 01:39:18.279 --> 01:39:21.760 it, that's right, Yeah, prohaps to them. By the way, 1399 01:39:21.920 --> 01:39:28.279 they season two is looking fun. Big Meaty Stinks Andy the man whose handies 1400 01:39:28.279 --> 01:39:30.600 are stier and dandy are now a tier and Dan, Oh what the fuck? 1401 01:39:30.640 --> 01:39:33.199 Andy, the man whose handies are now a tier but not as dandy. 1402 01:39:33.279 --> 01:39:38.479 I'm sorry sorry that your skills have deteriorated. Arkham thug voice. It's 1403 01:39:38.520 --> 01:39:44.119 the black If you take off Tim Poole's beanie, he looks like cuphead Heath 1404 01:39:44.159 --> 01:39:48.600 Smoker gids. We should make fun of Sween the same as Kso, I 1405 01:39:48.600 --> 01:39:54.119 don't really getting bitten by a radioactive black man. Hitler was tripping for real, 1406 01:39:54.159 --> 01:39:58.720 for real. Honk Schrader, homeless transfan who comes loll imagined living on 1407 01:39:58.760 --> 01:40:03.319 an island and not owning it. Uh. My entire reality is damn is 1408 01:40:03.479 --> 01:40:12.479 bashed like a bag of carrots. Uh. That's crazy. Oh fuck, 1409 01:40:12.680 --> 01:40:15.720 one of my lecturers got cucked by the lead singer of the Pixies. Listen 1410 01:40:15.760 --> 01:40:18.039 to swords drawn by the Army of Pharaohs. If you see if you're kind 1411 01:40:18.039 --> 01:40:21.039 of dissembled there like Jedi my tricks. I once saw Sweeney do a do 1412 01:40:21.159 --> 01:40:26.640 fifty slow handstand push ups. Ks is my curse. There is come burning 1413 01:40:27.199 --> 01:40:30.560 to find you will come for me, mister pants. My biggest fantasy is 1414 01:40:30.560 --> 01:40:33.560 to watch pregnant Chris get ran through by all the food of Spider Man. 1415 01:40:33.600 --> 01:40:40.039 That's wild baller of the first sin spum befutter is pretty rough, sweet liberty, 1416 01:40:40.079 --> 01:40:45.359 my leg jolly old dipshit serial sex past. Doug, gimme dome, 1417 01:40:48.119 --> 01:40:55.640 Doug, gimme dome. That's so sa give me dome. That is crazy 1418 01:40:56.479 --> 01:41:00.640 to Dimsdale, give me dome. I didn't know what dome for a really 1419 01:41:00.720 --> 01:41:04.680 long time because it just felt so It's felt like such a dumb way to 1420 01:41:04.720 --> 01:41:11.359 describe that, really dumb. Yeah, made thy load, dripping splatter, 1421 01:41:11.479 --> 01:41:15.159 ciphergraph, fiberglass, flashlight prank, Dracula flow, smoking that shit made Steve 1422 01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:21.000 made that smoking that ship that made Stevie wonder. Uh. I'm non binary 1423 01:41:21.079 --> 01:41:28.039 too, only I own a missile gandalf flow und you y, I mean 1424 01:41:28.159 --> 01:41:30.279 you might eat dick all day, Lily milking asmen gold just for one drop 1425 01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:34.640 of piss. Homo electro, homo erecto, conflecto, selecto, recto, 1426 01:41:34.800 --> 01:41:41.199 delecto perfecto. I feel like I just cast it a fucking Harry Potter slur 1427 01:41:41.319 --> 01:41:46.279 spell Lily's asparagus binging piss dealer, You must go to the bodega system. 1428 01:41:46.760 --> 01:41:53.399 Uh, Caucasian container, the crackerbil for gays, disgruntled Donald Trump burping on 1429 01:41:53.479 --> 01:41:59.000 Dom's clit. My granny shits with the door open, crash bandagoon. I 1430 01:41:59.119 --> 01:42:01.319 convince my friend find that a camel second hump is where they store their piss. 1431 01:42:01.319 --> 01:42:04.000 I made sure to come clean. She picked it on my pip Up 1432 01:42:04.000 --> 01:42:08.079 Possum Chris Milk's marsupials on the Weekends. Derek, please stop being wrung all 1433 01:42:08.079 --> 01:42:12.840 the time. You cannot fight a wolf slowly training to become a shit shit 1434 01:42:13.079 --> 01:42:17.279 shabari rigor with a hard R. I don't know that is, I don't 1435 01:42:17.279 --> 01:42:20.680 know. I don't know. My dad died and all I got was this 1436 01:42:20.760 --> 01:42:25.760 lousy heart disease. Jesus, uh, just the hard R. Star coffee 1437 01:42:25.840 --> 01:42:30.520 ripped, yeah, sorry, ripped the digital hookah. Now I'm being molested 1438 01:42:30.520 --> 01:42:33.079 by this. On the set of Embryonic, Sheldon say o v ho o 1439 01:42:33.199 --> 01:42:38.479 v hoe now step this way, step this way. I cannot believe, 1440 01:42:38.800 --> 01:42:42.920 by the way, I can't remember the last time a dis track was like 1441 01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:46.720 the song of the Summer. I don't think, I don't never like, 1442 01:42:46.800 --> 01:42:50.960 I don't think that's ever happened for ever ever, Because usually distracts are just 1443 01:42:51.000 --> 01:42:55.479 quite I mean quite frankly, distracts just aren't very good songs. Really, 1444 01:42:55.600 --> 01:43:00.159 they're not very replayable, and they're not very good as like a pece of 1445 01:43:00.239 --> 01:43:02.960 music to sit and listen to. But like, yeah, I feel so 1446 01:43:02.960 --> 01:43:06.239 bad this tracks to be like, oh, this is really good wordplay it 1447 01:43:06.279 --> 01:43:10.960 is a very good attack on my characters. This character. Yeah, track 1448 01:43:11.239 --> 01:43:15.439 dismantled somebody and it sounds great. I've seen so many people dancing to that 1449 01:43:15.479 --> 01:43:18.520 at like so many clubs, Like we we asked the DJ to put it 1450 01:43:18.560 --> 01:43:21.000 on at the Barcade, but they were they were flipping records so they couldn't 1451 01:43:21.000 --> 01:43:26.039 do it. But they were totally down to do it, which is crazy. 1452 01:43:26.119 --> 01:43:30.319 It's so insane, like say, oh, vo, dude. There's 1453 01:43:30.359 --> 01:43:35.880 even the fucking I don't know if you saw the fucking the Latin one, 1454 01:43:36.960 --> 01:43:45.600 the Latin BBL Drizzy did you see that version? Yeah, of course it 1455 01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:48.880 sounds this sounds amazing distinct this I was. I was listening to that. 1456 01:43:48.880 --> 01:43:51.600 I was like, this sounds indistinguished, like you, I could put this 1457 01:43:51.760 --> 01:43:56.800 in my my New Year's playlist for my parents. Did they slip it in 1458 01:43:56.840 --> 01:44:06.119 there? It's I It's like, it's funny, right, there's js like 1459 01:44:06.159 --> 01:44:12.119 in in card game Formatt the Drake and Kendrick Mardis is like this, you 1460 01:44:12.239 --> 01:44:15.520 only be me because you went first. Oh well you're a pedophile, that's 1461 01:44:15.560 --> 01:44:23.000 what it says. And it's like, huh, it's really that insane. 1462 01:44:24.880 --> 01:44:27.119 Yeah, the fact I don't like it. I don't like this era of 1463 01:44:27.199 --> 01:44:30.920 Kendrick right now. I don't like the this this conflict driven era of Kendrick. 1464 01:44:31.880 --> 01:44:36.880 But goddamn bro God, Honestly, like, I don't feel bad for 1465 01:44:36.960 --> 01:44:42.079 Drake in the sense that, like, he's kind of a shitty person, 1466 01:44:42.239 --> 01:44:45.359 it seems, uh, and there's a lot of like weird skeletons in his 1467 01:44:45.399 --> 01:44:47.119 class. He's he's a creep for sure, So I don't feel bad for 1468 01:44:47.159 --> 01:44:53.680 him on that level. But Dude, if I were Drake and somehow still 1469 01:44:53.720 --> 01:44:57.840 Puerto Rican and I heard that that Latin fucking BBL drizzy, I think I 1470 01:44:57.840 --> 01:45:03.560 would I would probably fucking end it like that is so crazy because that will 1471 01:45:03.560 --> 01:45:08.359 be in people's playlists that will be at barbecues, that will be at the 1472 01:45:08.399 --> 01:45:14.199 fucking they'll play that on fucking three Kings. It's insane. So it's it's 1473 01:45:14.199 --> 01:45:17.199 over. It's over. Uh, My son froze to death in the waste 1474 01:45:17.239 --> 01:45:19.119 of Ohio by going homeless to pay you Fox. Now, this this is 1475 01:45:19.159 --> 01:45:23.760 memorial rip John transferm Gremlin exposing people with like those in Tongerson niney million rogins, 1476 01:45:23.880 --> 01:45:27.560 vionizing radiation, USh worms craging the Canadian you aren't even you aren't even 1477 01:45:27.600 --> 01:45:30.800 circumsized machine. It's your boy. Shawne d aged forty seven in a lobster 1478 01:45:31.000 --> 01:45:34.720 suit, giggling and wiggling his knees like a schoolgirl waiting for Warren g Harding 1479 01:45:34.760 --> 01:45:40.039 to enter the kitchen. Three x O and that alien from Saints Row four 1480 01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:44.439 who says whoops after killing seven billion people. I've never played all. I 1481 01:45:44.479 --> 01:45:46.359 never played Saints Roe fourth too. I only played like the first, like 1482 01:45:46.399 --> 01:45:48.960 two hours of it, So I actually I don't know where the fuck that 1483 01:45:49.039 --> 01:45:53.000 is. Uh, there is no cock like horse cocks and your asshole into 1484 01:45:53.000 --> 01:45:55.520 the shock you need horsecock of coursecock, slurp and stroke and smoke and joking 1485 01:45:55.560 --> 01:45:58.920 emoticons going like this drip mh Lord of homeless, strip, cutting Sweeney's balls 1486 01:45:58.920 --> 01:46:00.239 off, putting them in a blender, and then waterboarding him with his own 1487 01:46:00.239 --> 01:46:05.359 blended up balls. Jesus Obi wan Sha blow me. Jackson Vernon, Norwegian 1488 01:46:05.359 --> 01:46:09.239 game dev, now developing cardboard quests. I am homeless. I wore my 1489 01:46:09.279 --> 01:46:12.479 three swing moon shirt for Mother's Day party and got weird looks for some reason. 1490 01:46:15.279 --> 01:46:17.800 Oh God, dip membrane is our only light skin. Hispanic rep. 1491 01:46:18.199 --> 01:46:23.520 I'm gonna steal your bones. She aserath on my metrio until I xinthos one 1492 01:46:23.560 --> 01:46:26.800 fish, two fish, gay fish, swenfish, Chris dyslexically misreading my name 1493 01:46:26.840 --> 01:46:31.840 for three weeks Pantera son or MGK daughter question Mark gay Kendrick be like, 1494 01:46:31.880 --> 01:46:35.119 wop wop wop wop wop, I'm a fuck his butt walk gag, gag 1495 01:46:35.159 --> 01:46:40.119 gag. I'm gonna drink his nut. That's pretty good. That's not bad. 1496 01:46:41.359 --> 01:46:45.479 Wage Slave five eighty three, a sad guy from Michigan telling the boys 1497 01:46:45.479 --> 01:46:48.119 it's not gay to compare our loads or cut on our cum maxing journey, 1498 01:46:48.439 --> 01:46:54.079 but secretly crossing my fingers. Com maxing is crazy. The Buppini Brothers maxing. 1499 01:46:54.520 --> 01:46:57.479 I don't know. I assume like any maxing is just kind of like, 1500 01:46:57.520 --> 01:47:00.159 oh, I'm looks maxing, so like I'm like focusing really hard out 1501 01:47:00.199 --> 01:47:02.279 of my looks. So I guess it's just focusing really hard on like begetting 1502 01:47:02.319 --> 01:47:06.439 your sperm count up. I'm trying to drink trigget a lot of pineapple juice, 1503 01:47:06.439 --> 01:47:10.560 I guess, or whatever it is is that thing you're supposed to do. 1504 01:47:11.760 --> 01:47:16.319 Uh. The Pepini Brothers Present Master ROASTI flow drank Master Corn's sacred water 1505 01:47:16.399 --> 01:47:21.000 and got straight poppin' straight to pop and launches Senzu beans. Uh, Doc 1506 01:47:21.079 --> 01:47:25.439 Donkerson, I speak for the trees, and for some fucking reason they are 1507 01:47:25.439 --> 01:47:29.960 speaking Vietnamese. Uh. Installing a faulty neurallink in Chris's head that plays thunder 1508 01:47:29.960 --> 01:47:31.159 on repeat. You gotta pay the troll sol again in the boys hoole. 1509 01:47:31.199 --> 01:47:34.479 Gate six is afraid of Gage seven because seven Gate nine putting peep at the 1510 01:47:34.520 --> 01:47:36.399 beginning of every name from now on, so you know who it is. 1511 01:47:38.279 --> 01:47:43.840 That's fair. You wouldn't say progressive sphere. You would say progressive sphere, 1512 01:47:43.920 --> 01:47:45.800 not progressive spear Derek, I don't know. He's not here to correct it. 1513 01:47:46.000 --> 01:47:49.560 Fermented, fermented my own, come and drank it now I am gender 1514 01:47:53.359 --> 01:47:57.960 uh ah, help fuck. She knocked out my loose. She knocked on 1515 01:47:58.039 --> 01:48:01.640 my loose till I suffocate Rfk's brainworm. I'll carpet bond the Gaza strip for 1516 01:48:01.680 --> 01:48:06.560 a quarter. Oh, Eddie, John Strickland, we have never seen Dan 1517 01:48:06.560 --> 01:48:12.600 Schneider and Aubrey Drake Graham in the same room. I don't know if that's 1518 01:48:12.600 --> 01:48:15.600 true. Actually it was Drake never at the Kid's Choice Awards. It feels 1519 01:48:15.600 --> 01:48:19.640 like something that he would be at. I don't know, I don't know, 1520 01:48:20.600 --> 01:48:24.600 I don't care. Merch eighteen eighty nine. Merch came in the mail 1521 01:48:24.600 --> 01:48:29.359 today boys A first search to Keith David Willie Wanka be like goon with me 1522 01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:31.239 and we'll be in a world of savage masturbation. Second show to Key David 1523 01:48:31.279 --> 01:48:34.640 featuring better being better than the first Tekey featuring being better than the first. 1524 01:48:34.680 --> 01:48:40.319 Charch of Keith David Pretty Ross Blake eight nine six Jordan B. Pelisson Derek 1525 01:48:40.479 --> 01:48:45.760 reaching Eric Cartman levels of pettiness with his cum filled watermelon. Employ Chris trying 1526 01:48:45.800 --> 01:48:49.920 to read like Papa Pa Papa. I started getting dms from other creators because 1527 01:48:50.239 --> 01:48:53.760 because of the names I make for you. Fox, Well, let's listen, 1528 01:48:53.800 --> 01:48:57.600 it's you. You don't have to do this. You could just be 1529 01:48:57.760 --> 01:49:04.319 Hey, it's me, Tyler. You're you're choosing, You're choosing to risk 1530 01:49:05.279 --> 01:49:10.560 your own account. I listen, you know it's up to you. Alaskan 1531 01:49:10.560 --> 01:49:13.600 oil field, Tristexas, state of Salad, the Viet congs that rearrange the 1532 01:49:13.680 --> 01:49:16.520 kitchen, Uh su hunk to go. My ass here is Nicky Ziggy, 1533 01:49:16.960 --> 01:49:24.760 Happy birthday, late late or early depending honk, sorry missus. Jackson Badly 1534 01:49:24.800 --> 01:49:28.880 Brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt, the vegan Necromancer, I got consent, 1535 01:49:28.960 --> 01:49:31.520 atheruryan Brogerian punter, and Melphus one finally rehabilitated and back in the saddle with 1536 01:49:31.520 --> 01:49:36.520 two functioning hands and is always rounding out our list. The King of hap 1537 01:49:38.119 --> 01:49:43.159 Hazard ye hey, yeh, yeah, all right,