Hey, look he's dead. Mean, hello, everybody, the Welcome to
the Snark Tank piled case. Yes, Derek is gone. He was you
know once again. I don't know what is it, what it is with
the cast members of this show, but we keep getting yanked off the street
by suspicious vehicles. I saw, I watched it happen on CCTV footage.
A Halal truck just came and swiped him off the street. And we haven't
had at you know. Yeah, I think like once you get abducted more
than twice, like it's probably like what are you doing at that point?
Because most people, most people just don't get abducted, and then the people
who do get abducted usually once at least huge as I mean, so for
for it to happen this frequently is crazy. Hopefully the most abducted person history,
I'm a Google that real quick. That's a good that's a good question.
I'm sure there's any most person abducted the most. I bet Google won't
be able to do it anymore because Google is kind of useless now. But
yeah, so Derek's gone. He was abducted yet again. Uh seriously,
though, he's he's actually on his way over here right now. He's driving
from Vegas to my place. He's gonna crash here for a little while while
he's looking for a space here so we can do this stuff in person.
Very exciting stuff, very exciting developments. But that's really the long and short
of it. Did you find anything I put abducted? And they're trying to
give me AI overviews of the most intelligent people? See, this is what
I literally, I literally typed it abducted. Do you remember when I was
talking about how like you can't like AI is ruining search. This is what
I'm talking about. You cannot search for anything without it being like a I
related. It's It's truly fucked. It's over. But anyway, we got
some questions to answer for the month of May. By the way, if
you're listening to this, if you're listening to this on free feeds, snart
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there that will no longer be there. I think the on the last day
we'll post like we'll probably put something on Twitter or Instagram with like the code
for the final day so that you know everybody can get in. No,
I think it's the last day is totally fair because then really I think twitters
or people won't sue both figure it like, obviously we do our patrons first
and then release it to everybody, but we should like let everybody know that
it is available at least I guess. I guess. So yeah, you
know, we'll we'll, I'll post it. I'll post it on Instagram today.
But that house keeping out of the way. Without with that house keeping
out of the way, Uh, did we want to talk about the assassin's
creed stuff? Because you talk about it? U assassin bruise my eye?
I literally wanted a doctor, said I did nothing else? Did I hurt
my punch you in the face? Nah, dude, it was like a
respiratory doctor ship. It wasn't even like a fucking like oh respiratory So he
like fondled your balls for a little bit. No, no, he made
me suck his deck. Yeah, nothing doing balls. It was just all
this all this cock down throat see if I can still throat? Oh right,
well, it's respiratory. So I figured because every respiratory exam I've ever
had like throughout my entire life is that they fondled my balls for about ten
fifteen minutes, especially in school. Really terrible because some people experience that.
Everyone doesn't go to a doctor and get a wrathed and they're like, this
is the doctor I don't know about. I don't know what you're saying.
It's just the standard procedure. It's a checkup. It's a checkup, right,
it makes sense. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm
certainly not checking out my balls, So so he's there to do that.
That's why he's there. That's that's that's why he's there. That's what we
pay them for. Uh buddy. Anyway, Anyway, I got informed you
of some stuff, man, I've never been informed to, like that Assassin's
Creed. What is it shadows or something. It's it's it's the Japanese one.
It's the one in Japan that they should want to Yeah, it's the
one that they should have made, like probably in twenty twelve, twelve,
yeah, or something where it should have been the third one realistically, so
a little late to the party. There's apparently a bit of a kerfuffle because
I guess it's I don't know if I don't know the details exactly, but
it's either about in the sense that you play as this person or this person
plays a key role in the game where it's it's Usk the first black Samurai
or something. Uh. And I think there was like some consternation about it.
I have to imagine that there would be. I have to imagine based
on how the internet is, that there's probably a lot of people upset.
Let me just make sure though, Assassin's Creed. Let's see, let's see
what the top thing is is definitely a black man. Yeah, so I'm
assuming it's is it his name is y is a typical Japanese name. Oh,
I just read it. It is Yaske. So the entire game is
just yeah, become a lethal she noobi assassins a powerful legendary Sanema samurai in
feudal Japan. It's as if he shadows world. Premiere trailer now available.
That's actually crazy. I haven't seen the trailer at all at all yet.
No, I I haven't even I just don't care Assassin's created. I don't
either, because it's just it's taken too long for them to do this,
Like I'm sure this game is not gonna be as good as ghost Like,
I'm positive yeah, And even Ghosts is like Ghosts. Ghosts is like Chili's
to me, where it's like it's it's like s tier mid like of the
mid things that you can make, it's probably like the best of them.
Do you think a mid tier game? Well, I think yeah. I
mean it's it's an open world. I think they handle open world like.
I think they handle the art design and and the that aspect of open world
pretty well. But like everything else, I mean this, do you remember
the story really? Yeah, entirely. You remember the story entirely. I
remember that there was poison. Uh sorry, it's it's good. It's it's
a Mongol invasion. And then it's the it's it's Yaske, not Yaske,
it's a it's a jens Kai. He's he's trying to figure out how to
like honorably deal with the world while clearly the samurai being mulled over. So
he's like, I'm gonna start using more Shenoby tactics they learned from the girl
becomes clo of interest he learned from other warriors about how like he learns from
like the old woman, the archer the and this is like it's just him
fighting a duty, Like do I stay at honorable samurai or do I go
into the more shnoby route. That's clearly more effective, that's getting things done,
but it's breaking my samurai's honor. Yeah, yeah, no, I
remember that. I remember all of that. I just like I remember that
there was a story thing. It was it's fine, there's there's nothing bad
about it really at all, but like I can't say that, but at
the end of it, I was like, yo, that's like, it's
not a game that aimes in my life or anything. But it was a
good game. Yeah, it's a good game. It's solid. It's it's
it's solid, it's Chili's it's like, it's it's hied tier. It's the
it's the best average game that you can get, Like as far as like
average games go. It's like, there's that's clearly a league above them.
I put it just below Last of Us here. I don't know, Well,
maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't like The Last of Us that
much though, to be fair, so maybe I like I like both one
and two. I think that too has some dumb ass moments, but I
Love. I like both of those games. I really like playing Too though.
Yeah Too feels good to play. It's just it's too long. It
just goes on for way to a lot of games. I like Problem the
moment where Abby haymakers Ellie. That is my favorite moment in that game.
There's no way on Earth at Ellie would still be standing if like that,
I'd be on the floor. My favorite moment in that game Someone. My
favorite moment of that game, I think is when that that full grown man
punches that child to do a garage door. That might be my favorite thing
to step into it. He took a step into step into punching a kid.
That's so crazy. You could dismantle a kid with just twenty five percent
of punching etiquette. You don't have to step at all. You could just
move your hand forward, being completely still, real fast, and then knock
a kid to death. Probably you don't need to step into it like you're
boxing. It's so deeply unnecessary, and that's like a real power. There's
a bunch of crazy moment. There's a bunch of wild moments in that game,
like when Jesse just gets killed. Yeah, I was trying nothing wrong.
He just shows. Yeah, but he was so clearly under the whatever
spoilers for The Lost of Us too, I could give him. I could
give a fuck really about that. But yeah, there's an Assassin's Creed games
Black Samurai. I've seen some people kind of upset at the historical accuracy of
it being completely tainted, as if, as if Leonardo da Vinci actually made
fucking helicopters, because that's a bit ridiculous. Like Assassin Treet has always been
historical fiction. They take fiction, they take, you know, real history,
and kind of like heighten heighten it into a sense of like absurd reality.
I don't really see a problem with this at all. It's more Assasin'
Street. I don't care about it. I'm more interested in Ghosts Sushima too,
whenever that's gonna happen, but that's probably like another like year or two
away. But ghost Shima PC launches. I think by the time most people
viewing this not tomorrow, oh tomorrow really yeah, Honor died on the bench.
Defend your Homeland and Ghstshema PC launches tomorrow. So of the data we're
recording this so that so May sixteenth, that's coming out. I've been playing
the fun out of animal well, and it's unreasonably good. It's like a
Metroidvania by a Donkey's a new publisher. It's some one guy made it.
It's just it's one of those like real, like real indie games, like
the Stardu and like like stard type, Oh or what was the other one?
There was some other game that was made by like literally one person.
I can't remember at it, but it's really good. But that's really I've
been on crazy right now. I can't do Hades. Can't do it.
It's so good it is. I'm I know, but like I don't want
to. I don't want to. I don't want to play it in early
access because I remember how like Hades, when I played in early access like
pretty much first, like like day one, when it was like available to
anybody who wasn't outside the studio to play it, and I remember playing is
like this is really great and it felt really complete at the time, but
like by the time the finished version of Hades came out, I was like,
yo, this is way more done, and I kind of like played
so much of it by that point that I was like, I don't know
if I have it in me to really finish what I have because I already
put like one hundred hours into it, and I was like, I don't
I don't know, So I'm gonna wait until it's done so I can jump
into it without having this weird like, oh is that there? Dude that
some friends when were talking about Stardu Valley that way, they were like,
he should play stard Devalid. I was like, all right, maybe,
and then they were showing it to me and it was like, Oh,
I don't remember any of this. You don't remember any of this. You've
been playing this. Oh the Boys comes back this week? The Boys?
Yeah? Oh yeah, I feel like it's been a hot didn't that guy?
You? Me and you watched the finale together. We were kind of
like, that's it. Remember, I forgot about it. I was like,
Oh, they're going to finally like kill Homelander now, oh they got
him? They Oh they this better? This should be the last season.
I think. I don't think you're gonna have a show like this that goes
beyond five seasons and is good. I think you got to be really careful
when you were so good. I think they're just that like that they dropped
the ball last season. Well, I think what happened is they dropped the
ball last season because they needed to continue it. They needed to have a
reason for the show to continue. Like there was a I feel like everything
was building to a reasonable point where they could have ended it, but then
they just didn't because they like, oh, we need another season, and
it's like the boy, I'm sorry, the boys can't hold The boys cannot
hold attention for nine seasons. I think, like, I think that had
a lot of great moments. I think the scene, like the moment when
they jump him and they actually like are beating a side of him and he
like runs off. I think that's a great moment because that was just like
fuck, it's good. It's like, you know, it drags, like
you know that there are seasons of that show. There are seasons of that
show that feel like arbitrarily stretched out because they're trying to like stretch this premise
and it's like it's a good premise, but it's no your know your limits,
you know, Like I think you got to understand, like Breaking Bad,
if Breaking Bad had one more season, it would have been terrible.
I bet, like you you can't there's only so far you can go.
It's like, how many times is this fucking Superman bastard gonna get away?
Like it's it's getting annoying now, So like I don't know, I hope
it's the last one. I hope they end. Well, we'll see,
we'll see how it goes. I know gen V is fucked though. That
guy, that guy fell off a motorcycle and exploded. Who the one of
the guys from gen V that spin off show for the boys, Oh yeah,
the young Yeah that is a black guy. He fucking died. He
bought a motorcycle and the next dayshed you guys. If I could pass any
wisdom onto the audience, don't buy a motorcycle. Just don't do it.
Just don't do it. The everything about them, everything about it is bad.
Really if you really like put it under a microscope and examined what a
micro what a what a what a motorcycle is? It's the It is the
loudest vehicle on the road at any given moment. So it's a public nuisance.
It is objectively unsafe. It's not really that cool anymore. Like I
remember when I was a kid, like it was kind of cool, but
it was kind of fading out like it's not It wasn't like the eighties or
early nineties anymore where that was like interesting. It just kind of came across
as like I live I live in the world of the two spaces with that,
or like motorcycles are objectively better vehicles, like they're better vehicles if you're
not, like you don't have a family, you're just going toward getting back.
They're good ideas, but they're very dangerous. That's just about it.
Like you could really, really really hurt yourself with it. So like make
sure you know what you're doing. Don't drive idiotically with a motorcycle, like
really, don't. It's not worth it. Like, don't swerving out of
traffic trying to be cool, you know, stand in your one lane.
Drive smart people don't do that because they don't have to. As a motorcyc
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna speak it for fun of this car real quick.
I'm not gonna I'm gonna go like five miles off assu And you're like,
all right, yeah, cool, we clip a car. You end
up on the other side of the street getting ran over a bunch. That's
what happened yeah, I would argue. I would argue that motorcycles are almost
like pitbulls in the sense that, like they would it would be fine if
not for the fact that the people who buy them are not good it owning
them. Damn dude, real shit, you know what I mean? Does
that make sense? Like I want to get I want to get a Staffi,
which are pretty much like the little pit bulls. The fuck is a
staffy tiny gray ones to Staffish terriers, and they're really affectionate. Yeah,
Staffy's that's so fair. Imagine the cute pit bulls, the cutest version of
a pit bull. Oh yeah, these are Yeah, these are okay,
I really want one of them. But like, also, they're like,
hey, make sure you watch out how you train it, because it will
literally display exactly what it's taught. So I'm gonna not be aggressive and beat
my dog. That's it. That's the only Everybody that gets pit bulls just
makes them assholes, And I'm like, why do y'all do that? These
are actually really nice? Off I would I think I want to get a
Boston Terrier. They're just so fucking strange. They're so strange. Boston Terrier
like the classic one like the little I feel like they look like mops.
No, I don't even know what that mop. No, but Google,
Google, Google Boston. It was Anissa's dog. I know we're talking about
it. Never mind. Yeah, like those dogs. I like those dogs
a lot. They're really fucking funny. They look so strange. They are
weird looking. They're ugly, but like in a in a funny way.
Like it's not like it's not quite a French bulldog too, it's it's it's
it's slightly it's bulldogs are fucking ugly. But Boston Terriers, like our French
cheese are not French ones are not. French dogs are very very cute French
bull really yeah, French with dogs are very cute. Uh yeah, yeah,
I guess so. They're still pretty. They they look like the dog
you just showed up and mixed with a bulldog. Literally actually yeah, but
I think I think that the Boston teria just has less less wrinkles. They're
like if you air like a bostonary is like if you air brushed a French
bulldog. But uh yeah, I don't know. Man, like motorcycles just
I don't know, not worth it for me. I I don't. I
If if I had a son and and he was like, hey, dad,
I'm buying a motorcycle, I would actually I would probably just kill my
son at that point, because it's like, listen, you're not I can
kill you. Let me just let me just kill you, so that way
we can. You don't have to spend all that money on a dumb bike
that's gonna get torched. You don't have to put anybody else in danger when
you inevitably die on this thing. I'll just kill you. And then it's
it's an even it's an even wash, you know, because that's the best
outcome on a motorcycle, really, is that your father kills you. I
would just tell them like, look, dude, these are dangerous, like,
don't like because I don't know, man, Like, I was just
like, hey, don't waste your life. Well, that's that's what I'm
saying. Don't beat dun't be a guy on a meme compilation. Don't be
a guy on a meme compilation that I laughed at, you know, right
exactly, because I'll still laugh at you if you're my kid. Yeah,
yeah, anyway, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. There's
really no news to talk about. I'm sure, of course, as is
typical when I say this, something big is going to happen. Joe Biden's
gonna shit uh blood for eight hours and die in like three minutes after the
episode goes live. So I'm sure. I'm sure some bullshit like that's gonna
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curious grappling, what is it gaping or gapping? What the fuck is this
gapping? From the other side, homies bust every time I think you meant
gaping, which would not be you put two p's in there. That's what
you means, Yeah, which is not how English? Is God bless a
different word he says, but he says, Hello, Feathers fellas, first
time homeless, longtime listener, Welcome aboard. What's your favorite convention you have
gone to or would like to go to? Favorite convention that I've that I've
created? Class was fire, honestly, yeah, probably like both times for
me, I think although the first time was a lot more fun because it
didn't have to be stressed. Creator clash was like you have to get punched
in the face. So yeah, definitely, yeah, probably were fun.
Yeah, but like creator Class is probably I didn't even think about that because
I didn't think about it as a convention. I think about I thought about
it more as an event, but it is. It was kind of like
a replacement VidCon in some way, so like it was really yeah, credit
clashes up there. I went to New York Comic Con a long time ago.
I had a decent time. I think of like the traditional we were
kids though, Oh yeah, twenty twelve, I went, and I think
I went. The most fun I had was probably at Vidcan But as far
as like strict conventions go, but that's really not because of the convention center
or because of the convention itself. It's really just because it was like an
excuse for a lot of contecrators together together. I really don't know what the
appeal would be for a viewer to go to VidCon outside of just to like
maybe take a picture with somebody, but like for us, being able to
hang out with everybody was really fucking Sick Packs Prime. I think in Seattle
was really dope too. That's probably the coolest video game one that I went
to, because Ethily was kind of kind of I'd personally assume that like the
time that you went to VidCon, like the time you went to comic Con
was probably like a med time for you. That would have been a dope
time for me to go. Guess before it became super movie based. Yeah,
because now comic con is about the films in bullshit. Now it's not
like about comics anymore. Yeah, it's where they like does it's like,
oh, who's casting in this? It's like, oh, you find out
at comic con generally. Yeah, so I do wouldn't care to go anymore.
I've been to I like comic Con of an Enemy Expo. I've been
to uh never New York com No, sorry, I've been to your comic
Con once twenty fourteen, and then I went to I never went to ask
the comic con. I wish I did. I wish I went the year
we moved here. That would have been the best year to go. But
that would have a chance to go then. Uh, but yeah, I
think I think VidCon VICN was singing, seeing so many of my friends hanging
out everybody you didn't go to though. Sorry, it's a created clash credit
clash because we brought our friends there, and our friends just made it a
better time being there because the people that we've done for years that like get
oh like having Vega Jalen and having them hit it office, and I knew
what would happen that always yeah, I would love each other and they would
love each other. And I was like, this is great because I've loved
Vega for years. So I was like, Oh, this guy's gonna hit
it off for it is gonna be awesome hanging out with meeting Critical him,
knowing who I was as wild hanging out him was cool. I mean the
Critical World people was also awesome as well. Jack was there. It was
fucking hilarious being in the same being in the same room as our longtime friends
and these people was very strange. It was a very It was very strange.
It's like stified that we always we always hovered to the same kinds of
people though, Yeah, but it was It's like Amaranth interviewing Danny was hilarious.
I think seeing that was the strangest thing I think I've ever seen in
my life Jalen and fucking Vega. Like you said, uh, it's just
strange. Yeah, cretic class problem like Travis Willingham talking to freaking us talking
to the person that voiced Runks. That was. That is a moment that
I was I can hear trunks on you because Laura was there, Ba Laura
Billy was there, so we were talking to her and I was like,
I can hear chunks on your voice. Oh right, Laura Bay That's right.
We did talk to them. Forgot It's crazy to me that I can
forget that because that was such an overwhelmed That was a really overwhet like as
far as like stimulus, like stimuli go like, that was a that was
a lot of to take note of, you know, like we were talking
to a lot of people that I was like, what the fuck Josh Barnett
coming up to you and offering to train you was hilarious. Josh Barnett knowing
who I was. Yes, it's it's insane. That probably was the coolest
one. I really liked the first one because I didn't have to prepare.
I just got to hang out and chill. I was just hanging out with
Peach, Jars and Kiwi the whole time, and that was fun. But
this time was different, purely because it was just so there were so many
more people there and people that I never thought would be there. The entire
Critical World cast was was really cool. Mauritia was really cool. People yeah,
I don't know, and are all really cool too. Oh. I
didn't meet them because I was right next to them, So I was like
talking to her dad and her sister. Her sister looks like a clone of
her. Literally, it's insane. It was like another herd. I was
like, what the hell, you guys are so so looking, just like,
yeah, I just lie of people. That's not my sister, And
I'm just like, why do you do that? You guys? I'm exactly
alike. I was cool. I would love to do it again if I
what now, I was gonna say, like, I had an experience like
that too where I talked to someone's dad, but I couldn't remember who I
think it was. I don't know if it was Mauritia or if it was
it was one of the girls. Wasn't Alana, I wasn't maybe Michelle.
Maybe I don't know. I don't know whatever. That was strange. That
was strange too, But yeah you should. Uh. I'm not saying you
should train necessarily, but like if it happens again, which I think it
will, I think it might be a little bit delayed happens again, I
recent I definitely want to go again for sure, because that was just really
especially because the next one's probably I think I shouldn't say that. I should
say I I know I know. Yeah, all right, yeah, yeah,
all right, we'll not say that. I know I know it too,
Do not say it? Yeah, okay, let's move on. Thanks
gapping from the other sides. I appreciate it. Uh, can we get
a pan of Jello Road? And he says, can we get an extra
mo of just Derek and Sween talking about X N ninety seven? Uh?
Sure, I don't see why the next one. Yeah, I think I
think that's entirely reasonable. Yeah, because I'm just not gonna well, I
don't know, I don't You should watch it, Chris, I think you'd
enjoy it. I don't have Disney Plus and I don't care to get it.
There's nothing on it really for me. An, X Y ninety seven
is cool, but like I'm sure. I'm sure eventually I'll see it,
and it's just there's no urgency in it for me. Tell you what when
if if, if there's a the Spider Man spin off, if that happens,
there is, If there is no Spider Man spin off, I will
I will give you half of my paycheck. If there's no one nounced Spider
Man spin off by December, I will give you half of that month's paycheck.
I'll hand it to you that. There is no way they would show
him. They would show all these characters in this world and be like,
nah, let's not the one they probably want the most other than this total
Yeah, I agree. I just also, I also, I know crazy
things happen that don't make sense, like oh, Tango Game Works makes Xbox's
best game in generations shut down? True? Or what was it, Oh,
the Last of Us multiplayer game that's been in development for five years canceled?
You know, like there's it's just a lot of things that should happen,
and have you know how much more that would have changed that game?
First of all, Last of Us won multiplayer is way better than it has
any right to be. That is true. Yeah, it is pretty good
any like that. Shit, it's actually really fun for no good reason.
And I was like, all right, cool, they're gonna put in Last
of Us too, Oh dude, they might have zombie interact within a mat
that's probably gonna be really awesome. Let's not put it in a game.
And I was like, why, yeah, it's it would be yeah,
that would change that game so much. Probably, yeah, I think so.
But they wanted to make a bigger version of it, and then it
ended up getting canceled, and so it says like I don't know, man,
stranger things have happened, and so like I would like that to be
the case. Uh, but and they have teased it, you know,
Peter Parker and Spider Man both and this is the same character. But I
mean, like as far as their visual presentation, they're both in the show.
Uh so at least in like a visual capacity. They don't speak or
anything. But it's possible that that just leads that just leads nowhere, because
I've seen things lead nowhere before. Every single Halo game leads nowhere. By
the way, after like like the end of four has nothing to do with
five, has nothing to do with anything. It's true, like not like
not the bungee ones. The bungees lead into each other, but like Halo
four, the ending of that has nothing to do with the fifth one at
all. The ending of the fifth one has nothing to do with infinite at
all. It's crazy. So, like I've seen, I've seen a lot
of things that make no sense happen. So for that reason, I'm remaining
doubtful. But if it does happen, then they do get Christopher Daniel Barnes
in there to be Peter Parker once again, I'll be very excited. And
then at that point I will watch X Men ninety seven just for the context
of it. But right now I don't know. I'm not gonna get Disney
Plus four it for that, you know. It's a good one man,
how suggassed, But I get it. I understand. Yeah, I'll get
around to it. Let's see what is what the f all right? What
is this? Some vodka battle road in? As a Russian we have some
of the most disgusting assortments of slop we call food, though some of it
is good. I've had I have had family baked salmon in the oven,
creamed on with mayo. The smell and tastes of death. What food in
your culture or country do you find absolutely vile? It's a really good question,
actually, Like what is the fish? I don't like fish? Well,
I mean, but like is that a dish though, like specific like
what type of like dish specifically? Like best good? In general? I
don't like man. I don't like mosca. I don't like what is the
saltfish called? Oh my god, do you know what it's called. It's
a It's a Puerto Rican sultfish. I can find it. Ye. I
don't like that ship. I hate it. My grandma fucking but she's one
of them. She's like a pure one of them, so in her mind
it's like, oh, home treat for me. This is disgusting. Yeah,
my parents really like that too. I don't. I hate it.
It's like, hey, bakalao and I'm like, I'll have a pop tar
pizza. I'll buy pizza. Yeah. I would do that like when I
started. I remember when I started making money, and like they would be
like, hey, there's a we're gonna make We're gonna make fucking fish stew
tonight for dinner, you know what I mean? Like, Oh, that's
interesting. I remember I would go in my car, I would buy a
whole pizza pie for myself and I would walk down down I would walk into
my room and just eat all of it. Yeah, I don't know,
I'll freaking dried salted cod. It's prepared like like, don't get me wrong,
it's prepared, I guess kind of decent because it's like, you know,
it's stewed tomato with roasted peppers, potatoes. Everything about that sounds good,
right if you just substituted the fish with chicken, that would sound delicious.
But it's fish to be ill grandma to be. To be completely honest,
I've never liked it, and I don't see myself having it. But
I've also never I've been so opposed to it that I did never try it
either, Like I was just so repulsed by like the look, and like
I did never try to smell of it. No, I didn't like the
smell of it. I didn't like the look of it. I just know
nothing about it appeal to me versus compared to every other dish my family would
make, like literally every single other like why can't we can we not?
It isn't the worst, It isn't the worst thing. If I'm being honest,
it isn't the worst thing. I just don't like fish. I will
say, is it pastellis the stuff that's like wrapped in the uh with the
in the banana leafs. Yeah, I it's like sweet. I don't love
that, and I'm a little bit more off put specifically by the presentation of
it. I don't like the unwrapping of the wet paper specifically, that kind
of like it puts me off. But I don't think it's I don't think
it tastes bad. I think it's just more like one of those things where
it's like I'm really just kind of never in the mood for this specific flavor
profile, so I kind of avoid it. But those are the two things
that I think I think of most delicious. So on the on the unlike
that AFT, like the Afro side of the Caribbeans, like the non Puerto
Rican side. I never really liked curry goat that much. Yeah, yeah,
a lot. I like. I like I like lamb, I like
oxtail, but I don't like curry goat all that much. You know,
you shouldn't eat that's like Jamaican's favorite food box Stales really oxtails are really not
good for people, but we it's really bad for people. It's it's actually
it drives you crazy. Actually it's like similar to eating like a human's brain
or something like is some crazy ship in the oxtail that really tell me that?
Don't tell me that. I'm not joking, Like I think, hold
on, let me see oxtail. Oxtail toxic? It was really disappointing.
Uh our oxtails say from bovine law, Where where the hell was it that
I read it? Ox sale is dangers byproduct that is honestly not fit for
human conception. It causes neurological diseases. That's why the Jamaican people who sell
them are always angry. That's not true. It's extremely fatty. Though it
is extremely fatty. I do think there is there is there is actual research
about it that is like it's not great for you. It's not gonna kill
you or anything, but it's like it's one of those things that like you
probably should have. Honestly, we have way more sugar than we should ever
consume anyway, so like it's probably not that big of a deal. There's
sugar in everything, dude, It's wild I tried specifically for like a good
week to avoid sugar like entirely, and it's actually impossible. Like you have
to eat just salad, just just salad, basically eat salad like eggs,
meat. You can't have anything with anything, right, It's just it's just
beare bare bones as far and it's just like well, like I have like
my salad with like my chicken. There's no rice because they put sugar in
the fucking rice ice you have. So it's just like this is it's horrible.
Yeah, I've decided and said I'm just gonna I'm just cutting down on
it because I'm just like all right, I'll eat less of it. But
like, I can't quit this. It's fucking half. My final thing is
after get rid of I have to get rid of my witchko, I have
to stop drinking so a juice. That's the last thing. And it's so
it's such a sad existence. There's only because I don't drink soada anymore.
I got that out of my diet and I feel way better and I've lost
weight from it. But like juice is the last thing, and I'm like,
this is so hard to not have any tasty beverages anymore. Well,
what do you use? It is this water? This is water pretty much
now literally it's it. Yeah, and juice, like like once a day
I have like a cup of juice, and it's just like this is depressing.
Well once a day is pretty good. Water good, but it's so
boring. It's such a boring you know what I would recommend actually, I
mean this is this is what I do in an effort to cut down.
I pour myself usually like a glass of I don't really I'm not really big
on juice necessarily, but I pour myself a glass of iced tea, and
I like that glass lasts me the whole day. So I'll drink like a
little bit of it and I'll put it in the fridge and then I'll like,
i'll spread it out throughout the day, so it's still just one glass,
but I'm drinking water in between them. That way, it's different.
I have one. I have one cup of a sweet drink a day,
and then that's it. I go to it. I want to get down
to none. And it's hard and it's sad, and I don't like my
life much anymore. But you know, I might be here a few months.
So yeah, it's really I don't know if you're losing weight from it,
you could just like do it until you lose weight and then just like
make sure you keep exercising and then you can have It's it's the it's living,
it's living. It's healthier lifestyle. Shit. Man, Yeah, I
guess anyway, it sucks, but it's it's what it's happy to do.
Man, I'm thirty now. My body can no longer just skate on like,
oh I have good jeans and I'll be strong forever. So it's like,
nah, man, you gotta like change the way you live so you
can survive. Yeah, I hate it. Anybody want to kill me?
Free? Okay? Uh, Lily drinking piss is so disrespectful to her character,
wrote in So just got just gotta say I got my shot Uncle Ben
shirt, and I really enjoyed explaining to all my friends this weekend what it
was and why I have this guy saying lamo on me. I appreciate it.
I do love that shirt. That shirt is uh, that shirt's a
limited edition one. That's that one's probably going away, but like depending on
how much it sells. When it when the man, that's a great one.
It depends it is really good and it sells well. I just want
to see how it it's it's on the it's on the chopping block, but
it might not be depending on how well it sells. So if you if
you like that shot, Uncle Bendy, I really like it a lot.
We got to do second merch line like we have if we have a plan
for another merch line too, we have probably Halloween is time, right,
No, I think it's probably gonna be sooner than that. I think we
have ideas because we have a video game oriented one. We have something else
that we're pretty excited about that we won't want to spoil. I think there's
there's there's some cool stuff in the pipeline, but definitely before Halloween there'll be
more stuff. I think Halloween will probably be like our fourth one. I
think, Okay, that makes sense. But yeah, artists out there that
listened to this podcast, guys, we would love to collab with you all,
like please, it would be amazing to have you guys help us out.
Well, we'll give you We'll give you very fair pay. Don't worry,
We're not gonna jip you. Likes where they just like, hey,
do this picture for me? You remember, I don't want to pay you
now. I still remember, fucking yeah, what is it is? Twenty
dollars? Okay from like from when Leafy was yeah he paid his editor twenty
dollars, was like, that's so fucking out rad. I remember when I
read that, I was like, am I overpaying my artists? Because I
would pay my artists like whenever I had like an artist who was sure for
me, I would pay them stupid and I was just remember feeling like,
wow, I'm an idiot, but yeah, so thanks for my things like
this. It's the payments however much you asked for, Like, all right,
I got you, and then I'll tip you well yeah, yeah,
for sure in a range like if you're like, hey, you do four
pictures for me, that's three thousand dollars, I'll be like, hey,
bud uh huh yeah, here's your three, here's your three ken oh and
that's it. But yeah, so uh yeah that. We appreciate all the
sport on the merch store. It's been really cool seeing everybody uh uh get
their merch and we have some friends of ours that have gotten their fucking brill
merchandise. Brill is going away. Also, by the way, he was
never supposed to be there. He was literally a test that I just couldn't
delete in time because the site kept glitching. So he's just there out of
out of sheer accidental necessity. But he will be going away when the store
goes live. So if you want a fucking brill shirt, go ahead.
I guess. Uh man, man, God Christ, thank you for all
the support. There will be more stuff there soon. Uh. Let's see,
let's see what do we got here? What do we got? He
sauce Rodan. He says, the amount of times I've been out in public
and listen to the podcast having to hold in my laughter from hearing the most
obscene shit is too high account. I love it. Got any funny stories
when you guys laughed during an inappropriate time? Oh my god, I feel
like I have so many I have to I have to cycle all over the
dog the dog dying. Oh yeah, no, that's that's definitely top tier
for me. Where Like, it was really difficult for me to when she
and our faces contorted. Dude, I was like, huh so I remember,
I remember that story. I can't wait for us to have an in
person show. Because we I definitely want to get Jalen in here to like
talk with us about that stuff. But that story of his ex girlfriend talking
about how her dog hung itself was too It was too funny. Like it's
tragic and sad, but at the same time, it's like, damn dude,
Like that image is so outrageous that like you can't help, you can't
help, but like it's almost like that that you know, that famous clip
of uh. I can't remember what podcast it was, but Bobby Lee was
talking about how he got molested by a guy with Down syndrome, and it
just came out of nowhere, and it's just like, of course, of
course they're gonna laugh that it's so out of nowhere, just out of pocket.
So it was it was what I had to. I ran into my
room and shut my door. Like I ran in. I sprinted into my
room. As soon as I heard that, I was like, I cannot
be in the living room and hearing this, I cannot do this. I
will bust out laughing. And so I ran into my room. I shut
the door, I jumped into my bed, I screamed into my pillows,
screamed. I couldn't believe I couldn't believe that happened. I was like,
what, it's so good. I do remember, I do remember. This
is a weird story. But like when I was a couple of years ago,
I was I was dating somebody in New York and we were invited to
this big, like this big get together, this big party in like the
arts community. It was like its big mansion. I don't remember exactly where
it was. It was somewhere like in between in between Sogerty's and Poughkeepsie.
It was like one of those we in like one of those weird places,
a big mansion with like a big pool and like a big deck, and
like a lot of people was like this is crazy, what the fuck is
going on? And there was this big dinner and me and me and my
girlfriend at the time were there. And at a certain point in the night,
they the guy who cooked everything stopped and started talking about like, hey,
I just want to thank everybody for showing up. These foods could not
be made without the spirits of fucking you know, Zorgland or zingleek gluey or
like some random shit. And I remember, like it was it was taken
very seriously and everybody was just very silent, like kind of like they had
everybody took a brownie or something off of this plate and they were gonna eat
it. And I remember like holding it and like being silent throughout this thing,
and I just kept looking at her. I tried to make her laugh
so that if she laughed, I had the freedom to laugh, which in
retrospect was probably very dangerous, but it was just so I couldn't believe what
I was hearing. It was like a good like ten minute speech of like
of just like we were thankful for that to end up there. I don't
know, it was like some I don't know. I don't know, I
have no idea. I just find myself in these places. Sometimes. It
was like when I ended up end up in places like that, dude,
because I don't go out the time going and doing shit. No you're not,
Chris. I'm at my house literally, Chris, I'm out my house
genuinely, genuinely, like four days a week, like I'm out doing stuff
with people. What are you doing? Going places? Meeting people like I
go play cards, I make friends people that I play cards, that you
want to come over. I can't imagine why you don't end up in interesting
places. Listen, listen, listen. I meet people and hang out with
them all the time. You've met Brad and you met Brad and my friend
and his wife Nat. Like I meet people regularly. It's my fucking curse.
I just make friends everywhere I go. Yeah, but kingson. You
don't you make friends that assimilate to your life, Like I don't like that.
It's true. You do like it because it's what you it's what you
gravitate towards. You do not go to. But even the friends that you've
known for a long time, you you do not make an effort to meet
them where they are at ever. Ever, that's not true. It's true.
It's fine, it's like whatever. It's like, it's your personality.
Okay, yes it is. Caseid. You very rarely, you very rarely
come out to Pasadena if ever. Come on, let's be real. That's
true. Passading. I know you've got to because of the fact that you
got the reason I have pass because you guys hang out on weekends there after
the week Literally, my girlfriend does not want to like on Friday nights.
You guys hanging on passing on Friday rights don'night you guys are hanging out.
It's Friday, Saturday's on Fridays, I don't do, and I don't do.
I don't do Fridays nights. Ever, I want to go on Friday
night all the time. And then wappit it is Literly's done working and she's
like pooped, and I'm like, I don't want to leave her by herself,
butt you to go have fun. I feel bad doing that. Well
that's kind of silly though, Like I don't. I can't. I it's
done. It's really stupid, but I can't enjoy myself much anymore without her
being there. It's really sad, like her not being around when she could,
like in a place I know she would enjoy. Especially if you go
to like Ziggi's house right and I'm there and she's home, I feel like
shit because she's there. She's at home right now. I get I understand
that, but I mean, I don't know if if it's just like you're
and I know she enjoyed somelfing passing with you guys. She loves you guys,
you guys for years, so like i'd be there having fun with you
guys smoking. Also, I don't smoke and drink anymore. It's another thing
as well. Yeah, I mean we'd only do that kind of like lately,
we've just been kind of just drinking coffee, just just hanging out and
listening to music and having dumb conversation. We were we were. We just
end up improvising the same way that we do that we do. Really,
there's a lot of ridiculous bits. We make fun of Alex's dad a lot
because he's British and it's fun, but like, he's so fucking British,
it's he's great. I love Carl, But yeah, I don't know.
I think I don't mean that as like an insult. I just mean it's
like you generally like you, you people, you meet people who are generally
already like interested in the exact things you're interested in, and because of that,
when you go out to meet them to do things, it's usually stuff
you would you would do anyway. You don't end up in like a random
like I meet strange people like all the time, and I end up in
like Taylor Swift's house, in a bathroom with people doing coke and I'm just
trying to pee and and that's where I am on like a Friday night,
or like, oh, I'm in fucking Santa Clarita at like a potluck with
like fucking some voice actor that like I only met like twice, but like
have listened to my tis, Like what the fuck is this? Where?
Why am I? It's just I end up in strange places, And that's
because I like to do that. I like to have like weird random side
quests and strange stories that I know can't happen, Like when me and John
Tron got tackled into a into a into a shrug in Manhattan Beach when we
were all ship faced at two am. Like that's never gonna happen again,
Like that exact story will never happen again, you know. So it's like
that's true. I like doing that. That that with Jake and Jalen this
weekend, right, huh what did you guys want? You guys young go
with Jake and Jilum this weekend? Right? Oh yeah, we went to
we went to the barcade. We had a group chat, and everyone bailed,
which is fair. It was the last minute thing, but like so
it was me, Jalen, Jacob, Jake and we just uh we we
played a bunch of games. Uh. We saw these people going live on
like TikTok or something. It looked like they were famous. So like I
try to sneak in there and be like, hey, Snart tank, I
don't know if if anybody's here from there by the way high So we did
that. Then we went to uh, we went to this like this Sweener
Schnitzel place that's like the sausage place at like two am. That made like
really good hot dogs and just ate and talked and that was really it was
a pretty standard, just pretty normal night. That place makes terrible mules.
By the way. Don't get if you're ever at eighty two, really uh,
if you ever at eighty two, the barcade, the Great Barcade,
by the way, but just stick to really simple, stick to the beers
and stick to the I don't know, like a vice soda because like they're
gonna fuck up a mule. They don't know how to do it. I
don't I don't get it. It's a Moscow mule is like the grilled cheese
sandwich of drinks. I really don't understand how you fuck it up. But
God bless, they put fucking horibo in it. And I was like,
Okay, that's definitely not ginger beer, but God bless you, but yeah,
that's definitely. Those are the two that I think of when I was
at when the Jalen one with him his ex's dog hanging itself, and then
being at that weird mansion party with people like worshiping fake people and trying to
make my girlfriend at the time break. There's a positive, positive memory that
dog hanging it up. It was a fucking wild experience dog. And she
was really emotional saying it to us, and we were like trying not to
laugh in her face. Well, it's like, damn, dude, it's
just so outrageous that your dog would have That's funny. It's it's funny.
It's sad if my dog died that way, I would also be sad about
it, but there's no way in hell that I wouldn't also acknowledge, like,
dude, it is. It is a hilarious way to get laugh.
You need to laugh, You need to go ahead like it is an objectively
hilarious because especially because we we also we can't help we don't take a story
at face value. Ever, we always hear a story like that. We
always hear a story like that, and then we like we we flesh out
the backstory, the hypothetical backstories, like what drove this dog to do this?
I think we even like we told that story in the future at some
point on a show, and I think we talked about like I mentioned that
like a song was playing or something that wasn't true. I just thought it
was funnier if there was like like a specific We just cartoonify everything because in
our in our minds, in our minds, we don't see real creatures.
We see like Mickey Mouse to animated. Yeah, instead of it being like
a real guy, that's not strictly true, like we know it's real.
It's just like no, it could be that detached and still be like,
oh, that's really unfortunate. But look at this. Things can be sad,
We're I've said this around the show, but there is a things can
be sad and funny at the same time, Like there is a funniest version
of everything, like including the worst things like if someone got if your grandmother
got electrocuted and died, right that like just out of nowhere, that's not
really that funny, but there is there exists somewhere on the face of this
earth. A story about a grandmother being electrocuted that is funnier than that first
story, Like there is there is a spectrum there. It might not be
very funny, but there's definitely less funny stories than that one, which implies
the existence of funnier stories. And so when I hear a dog hung itself,
that's that's a funnier way for a dog to die than just simply dying
of old age. You know, there's nothing, there's nothing really that funny
about a dog just being like I'm forty. All the bad is actually hilarious
if you think about it. Do you know what I'm saying? Do you
know what I'm saying? It would be it's such bad shape. It would
be such a bad shape at forty. Did you see that thirty year old
cat? That cat looks like, dude, I saw like a I saw
like a twenty something year old cat, And I was like, dude,
put a bat to its head. Man, all right, you don't gotta
do that. Let's just let it go. Let go. It's selfish that
you want to keep that cat here anymore, you know, Yeah, yeah,
I think yeah. That always bothers me when when people keep I get
it. I get the impulse, But at the same time, it's like,
bro, your dog can't your dog can't walk anymore, Like let it
go. Like if it gets sick, if it gets really sick and you
have to take it to the hospital and there's like a three thousand dollars surgery
to fix it, Like I'm sorry three thousand First of all, really financially
responsible. Second of all, you're not buying three thousand dollars worth of more
days with that dog, Like you're just not, like you're you're on borrow
time the entire time. Just let it go. Let it go, Just
let it go, because I would hate I don't know, I would hate
for my dog to be in pain for like the last like five years of
its life, you know what I mean. Like it sounds like fucking that
sounds terrible. Why would you want that? I don't. I don't get
it. Really, I definitely would not be happy if my dog passed,
if I got another dog in it passed, but I wouldn't. It's it's
irresponsible to let your dog live. It Like, if it's hurting, its
gigs gotta go. I can't stay hurting, you know, if you pee
and it hurts, okay, but it's time for you to get out of
here, you know. Oh huh. When you have guests, you should
have them read the name, since Chris isn't the only one reading them now,
wrote in he says, a quick would you a quick? Would you
rather? Would you rather never have to use the bathroom again? But you
always feel a little constipated, or never have to sleep again? But always
feel like you could go for a nap? Uh? The second one,
not being not being able to sleep would transform your life. Yeah, yeah,
I feel like it'd be worth it. I feel like there would be
ways for me to circumvent the fact that I'm a little tired all the time,
versus like, I don't know, man, no, no, okay,
it's just fucking yoned the asshole. But you could always go for a
nap. There's a la name like I go for a nap now, but
I'm not tired, right and go for a nap? You know? Yeah,
exactly, Like I mean, you could still sleep. That'd be great.
The alternative is it sounds so much worse because it's so you get okay,
so you're constipated, but you can't even like there's no sense of relief
from that ever, Like that sounds terrible, Like why was you? That
sounds like so much worse than being tired all the time. I'm already tired
all the time, and I still sleep, so like, fucking whatever,
might as well get all that time back. Honestly, this is the dumbest
question I think I've I might not be able to sleep. Dude, it's
just late. You're like a fucking I'm just gonna go fucking go for a
walk for three hours because I'm not gonna have to go to sleep. Question
for how do you recharge? Though? I don't know you photo said this
is you guys would just sit down in charge of while you're relaxing. Yeah,
I guess president of the goon Society row And they say, would you
rather pe grapes or ship pineapples? P grapes? Yeah, I guess no,
shit pineapples because because because because pee and grapes is gonna hurt, But
shitting pineapple is going to be one like out that's it. Yeah, but
that's one Google trailer drop. Just now, dragon, what do you mean
for uh, sparking? Yeah, sparking. I don't know how I feel
about that game now that I know that it's not split screen, it's not
split screen. Yeah, it's kind of, or at least that's what I
heard. I don't know how true that is, but I think I remember
hearing news about it not being split screen, which is just fucking mega disappointing.
Sparking zero makes me say, if that's true, I don't know.
I don't want to spread misinformation, but it would be really disappointing because it
looks so sick, and it would be such a waste to make a fight,
like why would you make a fighting game that doesn't why would you make
a single player fighting game? It's so out of that's so insane. I
don't think that makes sense that we would do that. But if they don't,
they that make me say, you're not gonna be able to do the
thing where you go you fly on top of the thing in the screen and
you do to look over for everybody you press like R one you need to
look over and you see your friend is like spot and it becomes one screen.
Yeah, I wish I don't know. Okay, let me see,
let me see, all right, Jacob, what what watcha rode in?
He says, what do y'all think of relationships that feel out of nowhere in
animation like Rogan Magneto or Batgirl in Batman. Like, I get that one
of those is from the comics, So I'm uh so, I'm used to
Rogue, but I'm so used to Rogan Gambit that it's hard to watch Semen.
I mean X Men ninety seven. Listen, don't don't listen, relax,
don't get cute. Don't get cute with se you do have a relationship
the next night he's in our comics as well. That's not an out of
nowhere thing. It is that you don't read comics, how you wouldn't know
about it? But it makes sense. Is it out of nowhere? Is
it out of nowhere? Is it out of nowhere in the show? Though?
Like did they build that in the shit? Because it is? It
is one of those things where it's like, I might not be out of
nowhere. Each other in the show, Well, that's kind of weird then,
Really, I don't think I got in the show, right, I
think right? I don't know if they do that. They had a bad
falling out and I ain't never really revealed it to one another, but at
the same time, it's just like ah, like I know Batgirl and bat
Woman fucking background Batman fuck right, which is especially weird because Backers kind of
going out with like Dick Grayson at that time, so it's just like,
Bruce, what the fuck? And also back girds like a teenage girl and
Batman's definitely a grown man, like she's like nineteen, he's like definitely like
twenty six, twenty seven years old, maybe thirty. And it's like,
look, bro, spin the dice however you want, that's your problem.
But I, eh, it's whatever. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I think I don't like it, but I'm not gonna get super wound
up about it. It's like whatever. They're like, this is the story,
it's here, it's gonna happen. I'm gonna watch it, and I'm
gonna move beyond it if I like it or don't like it. Like I
think Rogue and magnetmum, it makes sense because like he can control magnetism,
and if she touches people and gets fucked off, so she's changed. He
just changes the plarity of his skin so you don't actually touch. They simulate
touching, which is weird, but whatever, oh jeez. I don't know.
I think it's kind of generally I think generally like it is kind of
weird for showrunners to assume that that external media fills in gaps. For like,
you can't just throw a relationship from the comics and a TV show of
the TV show that you've established hasn't built that relationship. I think that is
kind of lame. But I don't really know what the context of that is
for the show for X Men, because I just haven't seen I haven't seen
the original show, and I haven't seen X Men ninety seven, so I'm
just completely in the dark with that. But generally, speaking on face value,
I generally don't like that too much. But whatever Veering rode in.
He says, Hello, they're beautiful bastards except Sween. Well, it's unfortunate
because it's literally just him. I was Spike. I was Spike. Okay,
wait, hold on, he says, I was Spike with a friend
about dystopia's. What speaking did you mean? I was speaking with a friend
about dystopia's that still have a certain pull to them. Example, cyberpunk can
fallout, while horror will be on belief. There is a certain charm to
them. So my question is, which universe world would you want to live
in that is not that great of a place? Are really Yeah? But
uh, I don't know. I definitely would not want to be in cyberpunk
Uh. I feel I feel like I would do well and fall out.
Honestly, there's something about that. I think my problem, my main problem
would be not being able to be okay with eating bugs, because like,
a rat roach is probably like a really good so like realistically speaking, a
roach is probably like an amazing source of like protein and energy as far as
like, especially in comparison to like other foods that you could get, so
like, I would never be able to kill a rat roach and eat it,
So that would be my big hurdle. I would have to I would
have to kill brahmin or like fucking literally anything else, So that would probably
be a big hurdle for me. But I think fall out I would I
would do pretty okay and I can figure that shit out. Oh man,
I'd like CYBERPUNKU. It'd be fun at least, well, you think it'd
be fun, would be fun. I don't be fun. I think I
think I could do well and fall I don't think it would be fun.
Cyberpunk. I think would be fun for maybe like three minutes until you got
killed by like some cyber psychic. You're just buying a fucking Arizona U s
D and a cyber cycle feats you. Like there, I go, uh,
I don't get soooped up? Get you get do some chrome brochrom yourself
up, Chrome yourself up, chrome bro, some chrome bro. I don't
know where's the dystopian world. I don't know. It's kind of difficult to
think of dystopian worlds. I guess every world is kind of dystopian if you
really, like you could kind of look at Avatar and think of it as
dystopian technically, yeah, because it's just like it's all like he's four different.
Well, I don't know what is this, What is the what is
the deciding factor that makes something dystopian? Apocaly relating or denoting to imagine state
or society where there's great suffering or injustice. I mean that's most fictional societies,
really, that's that's really, that's real. Really, that's real society
also, So like I don't I don't know, I don't know what would
wouldn't qualify. I think the only thing that would sincerely, the only fictional
world that I can imagine that doesn't qualify is as a dystopia is like the
world of dragon Ball. Actually, yeah, they're they're near utopian. Yeah,
like they have like they have dinosaurs, they got dinosaurs, but they
also have like amazing technology. They have capsules that like you can store houses
and laboratories and vehicles in uh. They do martial arts tournaments where people like,
like, the world still exists despite the fact that there are some people
who can key blast out of their own fucking brains and hands. There's the
I Robot world. There is the Matrix, There's Blade Runner, there's Logan
Our Logan's Run. Yeah, it's a big world. There's the Brave New
World from the book series. There's Minority Report. There's a marblesween a nine
world that would be cool. Yeah, oh, the clock Orange world.
I'd be fine in Clockwork Orange. I'd be fine in that world. I'd
be I'd be a okay in that world. So dumb, all right,
because I would just think, do the worst thought, do your worst thought
right now, and I'd be fine. I would like to be a bikini
bottom, I think, but not as like a fish or anything, just
as me and I would drown, and then you all the pressure of the
water on you and your eyeballs fucking flared up. Yeah, and then like
some cute, little hilarious characters can live inside my fucking body. They can
fashion a house out of it. Maybe they can. I could. Maybe
I could be. Maybe I could be like a big shopping center for bikini
bottom. I could be like the Empire Center for them. When you fucking
pop, when your head eventually explodes, Yeah, that'll be the parking area.
Oh and I'm dead anyway. My name is Rydan, and the President
just grabbed my balls. Rode in, He says, did you guys see
that new Bill Maher clip where he got absolutely demolished by Bill Burr? I
don't think I've seen I think I've ever seen such brutality. I did,
and I loved it. Really is it bad? It's really it's not that
it's bad, it's just it's so trans Like the amount of contempt Bill Burr
has for Bill Maher is so transparent in it. I don't know if it's
supposed to come across like he's joking, and I think maybe it is.
But like he's really just Bill Maher is so pretentious and so smug that it's
very very easy to not like him. And so Bill Burr just kind of
says, I think what the audience is thinking, because they're talking about Israel
Palestine, and he's asking you know, he's asking just basic questions about like
well he says, like Bill mart thinks very clearly that like supporting Palestine is
supporting Hamas, is supporting terrorism, you know what I mean. And there's
no real gray lit, there's no real it's all black and white to that
for him in that regard, and so Bill Burr is like, I don't
know, I'm on the side of the kids. He's talking about the protesters,
and it's just it's really difficult to describe that clip without just showing it
to you. Are you watching it? Yeah, I'm watching right now.
I think people people have to be really fucking dumb because Bill bo goes on
places regularly and insults the living fuck out of people, and they try to
like laugh it off, and it's like this man is literally tearing you down.
Like he made fund of Charlotte May. He made fund of Charla May
so bad it was ridiculous. Like he had everyone in the breakfast club laughing
at Charlete, Like there are people outside the room laughing at him. Yeah,
he made fun of Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's dumb ass was laughing.
And he's literally calling you a retard pretty much. He's literally pretty much saying
like, oh, you're very stupid. Yeah, not as smart as you
think you are. And to say that, Bill Burr, Berr's like trying
to be like, it's not, I'm, in fact brave. He's like,
shut the shut up. Yeah, He's there's Dick like, you're not
brave, You're you're bravely saying that here as a millionaire on television. You're
not brave, eat Dick. Yeah, he's like he goes like, oh
yeah, pat yourself on the back. He's like, it's so like this
this snide sarcasm in that clip is so good. I love Bilbert. I
think he's one of He's one of those people that I think has authentically grown
and matured in such a way that he's still funny, you know, because
there's a lot of people pretty opposite. What god, what's crazy. I
recently saw Kevin Hart, right, I saw Kevin Heart the Hollywood Bowl,
right. I think he had a masterful set. I think his set was
like, like, he is a master at his craft. He's a great
comedian. He knows how to control room very very very well. And what
Kevin did was, instead of what happens a lot of comedians right now,
they feel like they're under attack as comedians right right, So a lot of
them are leaning into the idea like I'm a rebel against the cause. Yeah,
what Kevin did was he went up there. He didn't make fun of
anybody but himself. He makes one of the fact that like I'm getting older,
I'm getting older and the world around me is changing, and I just
have to adapt with the change and understand that I have to age with grace.
What Bill Burr does Bill Bird is when he's making jokes, when he's
genuinely making jokes about on the world in general, the jokes are on him.
He's the one that's out of place in most of his jokes, and
the ridiculousness that goes on because of how out of place he is is what
makes himself fucking funny. Well, I I don't know, I think,
I don't think you don't like it's not like you can't make fun of other
people or other things. Like I think that's totally fine. It's just a
matter of like you have to you have to be good at it, like
Bill Burr is a great example. In Bill Burr is a great example.
You also you can't be a sick in the mod. You also can't be
the rebel without a cause that's too. I don't know how to describe I
don't know how to explain this really, but comedians aren't supposed to be cool.
And what I mean by that is like you're not like no one thinks
like I think about Dane Cook when I think of like a cool comedian,
you know what I mean, it's like Dane Cook. Like in two thousand
and six, Dane Cook was like like as the stereotypical kind of like cool
guy, and he was doing stand up and he was like selling arenas.
But like that gets old really quick because people don't like this is a really
simplistic way of viewing things. But I really think this is true. People
don't like people that they that they could perceive as better than them telling them
jokes. I think there always needs to be some kind of level of like
clownery to a comedian, there needs to be like, oh, this is
like some dweeb or some nerd, or some funny looking guy, or some
guy with a weird voice, or like some dumb some dumb ass. It's
very rare that you have like a comedian who's like, I'm actually the smartest
person in the room and people still think they're funny, Like there's no genius
comedians in the sense of like, that's my whole trigution. Well, it's
not even well it's specifically Bill Maher. Bill Maher is that guy. He's
like, I'm smarter than everyone, okay, and here's why. And it's
like that's not funny. That's like you're talking down to everybody. Even the
people who like you are supporting you. No one likes that, like people
like dumb people in comedy. That's why stupid comedy does well all the time.
And it's not the comedians aren't very smart. It's actually like there,
it's actually very intelligent to be able to like play that stupid character for as
long as people do. But like you cannot, you cannot show the people
that you can't pull the curtain and be like, oh, I'm actually like
fucking super smart or whatever, like it's just it doesn't really work. Whyse
is one thing, storied is another thing. I think they I think that's
true. Dave Chappelle is one of those people who's like I don't think Dave
Chappelle presents like, oh I'm smart. I think he presents like, oh
I'm wise. Generally lately not so much because he hasn't really been doing a
lot of specials, but I think that's generally like what his his vibe was,
it's like, Wow, what an interesting guy. Well, you can't
put a you put a mathematician up there. He's gonna fucking die. They're
gonna kill him. I think the closer he is Neil the grass Tyson.
But Neil the grass Tyson doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't play into the
comedic aspect enough because he he's too I think he's too smart to be like
I'm not making funny, you're really stupid, Like you'd get physically mad eventually.
No, no, no, he has he has a he's a comedic
bone to him. I definitely think I agree he's he's funny, but he's
not a comedic nature to him. Yeah, but he's also Puerto Rican and
black from New York. I don't. That's why he's kind of funny.
Is he really Porto Rican? At a certain point he's just like, oh,
you're an idiots, really stupid started in Porto Rican. He's Puerto Rican
and black? What? And from New York? Is that real? Swear
to god? What? I think he's from the Bronx. Well, I
know that. I know he's from the Bronx and he's black. I just
I just didn't know that he was. I know this is late, but
he's Puerto Rican regardless oft rigs. His mother is also full Puerto Rican.
Wow, I had no idea. How did you not he's he's one of
he's one of the few gediuth ones of us. Well, he doesn't like
he looks Puerto Rican, I guess, but like he I don't know,
you know very much. So looks like a Perto Rican person. Yeah,
but like fucking everybody looks Puerto Rican. He looks he looks like a Puerto
Rican person who's like one of the Puerto Ricans that I'll be like, oh,
your grandpa is black, Like no, he's notine. He's just been
into Gresson and it's like he he is what are you talking about? Bro?
Yeah, I don't know. I just never because he doesn't project that
ever, Like he's never that's never been a core part of his identity in
anything that I've ever seen him. Well, the thing is that he's he's,
he's about he's he's usually like talking about education stuff in English, but
he I know, he can also speak Spanish as well. That's fucking jarring
to me, like that, that's almost that. I think he looks like
he looks like my grandma. Yeah, but Kingston, that's how my grandmother
looks. You understand the breadth of like there are there are Koreans who like
look Puerto Rican and like fucking black people that look perto Rican and white people
and Irish people that look like it's it's such a strange group to identify on
side alone because like we're fucking chameleons. I agree, I agree, one
hundred percent, But like I think, because I guess the reason why I
can tell is because people my family looks like that. So I was like,
oh, that's it because it looks sort of like me, just darker.
I understand it, like I do think, like I see it when
you say it. But when I see him. That's not the first thing
I think of, you know what I mean, Oh, I agree,
you do it to a black man, I'd be like, Oh, that's
this is some like a maybe he's mixed. Uh, he's just white and
black and okay, cool. He's never spoken Spanish, you know that I've
seen. He's never mentioned this. It's it's just it's very It's it's kind
of like finding out that a CDC is Australian to me, where I'm like,
this is the kind of it's Remember because of the fact that I was
he was talking about his mom want to tell him like one of his interviews
and his mom is like insert ala, that's what his mom looks like now
because he's very old. He's a grown ass fucking man now. And I
was like, oh, he's Puerto Rican. Yeah, I guess I've never
looked into his family life really at all, or any I've never looked at
I've never watch interviews with him. Oh my interesting his mom and his mom
is totally all right, that's okay, that's definitely that's yeah, that's my
great grandmother. That is that is wild. Yeah. I never I don't
know why. Yeah, I guess. I also never I was never sure
if he was from New York, if he just lived there. Okay,
well that that yeah, that makes sense. It's not I'm not like,
oh that's impossible. I am, but I am a little bit surprised.
You're a little confused because he's never he's never well, he think is that
he never comes up talking about his race ever or ethnicity. He's always talking
about, right, But like even when I think of like and then like
I guess if you question him, he'll be like, oh, yeah,
I'm these two ethnicities, but like he never talks about that's not what he's
there talking about, right, But he's never even come he's never even come
up in like a conversation about like famous Puerto Ricans. That's very true as
well, you know what I mean, Like he's never said it's always like
j Loo, Marc Anthony, fucking you know, bad Bunny, bad Bunny,
fucking Lin Manuel Miranda. It's that's that's you don't you don't hear you
don't hear people saying Neils, oh yeah, and Neil. What a strange
group of people, by the way, that would be all right, let's
see, let's see let's see what's how much? What are we recruising through
these questions. It's pretty good, making some good progress. And then Derek's
not here to argue every little fucking thing. I'm alone, He's not.
He's on his way here right now. It's fine, actually know he isn't
got he got obducted, is currently getting fondled by aliens aliens in Hell.
That's crazy. Being being molested by aliens in Hell is like is so many
there's like multiple layers of confusion to that that I think would would genuinely send
my soul into into shock. I think because either Hell is a real place
that is under control of aliens or aliens also go to Hell. I don't
know. That's a lot. So I means there's there's there's there's alien God,
and then there's our God. Or is there like different as you go
to like in like do they have the same ten commandments? If Heaven and
Hell? Do you do? Like like what's going on there? Like what's
going on? Like high upstairs? What's happening? Is what I'm thinking about?
Oh my god? Okay, uh bo Jiden wrote in he says,
greetings boys, I am currently chilling in Madagascar and found out that they recently
introduced a new law here. It stipulate said, anyone who rapes will get
their balls confiscated by the state. What are your thoughts. I think that's
fine, very fair, very fair. I think it's yeah, just simply
don't rip. You know what's crazy. I'd live there my whole life.
I'd never have to worry about that law. What do you mean never once?
That law would not bother me at all, Like, okay, cool,
not be able to live my life completely comfortably when I worrying about that
law. Yeah, granted, it would be, it would be, it
would be, it would It would be nice if there was some evidence required
so that people can't just go around accusing people of ship. But oh ye
hundred percent under those stipulations, if if look, man, if you can
prove that, if they can prove that you rape somebody, like yeah,
get your fucking chip cut off. Whatever I do, I don't care what
I care about a rapist. Come come in me, Come come in me,
Come on my peen. Uh Stler's are gay and so is me,
wrote in he says hello. Diversity hires. Y'all have joked about Sweeney being
autistic, but a lot of the constant concerts. Okay, what is this
word? I'm I just he wrote this, I'm gonna put paste it in.
Yeah, look I put it there. What the fuck is that?
Is that real? I've never seen that word before in my life. That's
not real. You all have joked about Sweeny being autistic, but a lot
of consercional mannerisms. I think you mean conversational mannerisms. Is what you what
you intended to say, But a lot of the conversational mannerisms that Sweeney has
are strikingly similar to my own. And I am autistic. I would say
that sween is at least on the spectrum. Don't goote about this too much,
Chris, you're retired too, I think, I think so. I
honestly, I believed for a long time that autism isn't even really like a
thing that's separate from just being a person. I think, I think,
I almost don't even think there's even value. I've been Yeah, I've been
tested a few times, and each time they were like, no, you're
not autistic, but I don't know. I guess you could develop later on.
I don't give a shit, really, no, I think me.
I, Yeah, I think what it is is there's a I think a
lot of people are neurotic and that's it a bit neurotic, and everybody are
autistic. Yeah, I'm definitely neurotic. But I think I think, based
on what I've seen as designated to be autism, I think I've noticed it
in too many people for it to be something that is uniquely like. I
don't think it's something that people have or don't have. I think it's like
a spectrum that everybody is on, and some people are on it. I'm
like, some people are like on level one. Let's say it's like a
one out of one hundred thing, right, some people are like maybe like
one person and autistic, which is like probably like very difficult to trade.
It's very like it's very abstract. It might it might like it might occur
in their dreams, or it might like manifest in the in the way that
they sleep or like not knowing that the yeah, or or you're at fifty
where it's a little bit more obvious but it's still functional, or you're at
a hundred where it's just like you're Christian, you know. I think I've
just seen too many examples of things that I have seen labeled autistic in every
single person that I have ever known. For that to be something that just
is is either there or isn't, Like I just I don't I don't know
if I believe that. Really. I think it's just idiosyncrasy. Do you
guys remember that's true? You know, but remember back in the day when
every child that had any spark of energy and his need altle got said that
ad adhd and so many kids that probably didn't have anything really wrong with them
were put on medication and fuck their little minds up. Yeah, I think
that is now autism is is this like, oh, this person's autistic.
I'm autistic. It's like, no, you're probably it's a little weird or
maybe a bit dumb, and they're just I have autism, and it's just
like I don't think. Probably it is a little strange, that's it.
Yeah. I think it's like a shield now, you know, it's like,
I'm autistic. Don't critique me for how I am. Yeah, it's
it's it's it's and it's like, dude, stop. I think they're like
I explained on stream kind of recently that like I see like sometimes I will
delete tweets if I think like I'll tweet something out if I think it and
I think it's funny, and I'll think that's valuable in of itself. But
if I look at it later on in the day and I don't like the
shape of the paragraph that I wrote and the visual like how the paragraph looks,
not even what it's saying, just like the shapes of the letters on
it, like oh, there's too many capital tis at the beginning of every
line, I'll delete it because I just don't think it looks good. And
that's like I can agree with that in a sense of reading, like if
I read like unlets say, like I'm reading something, or like if i'm
writing, like if I'm writing out like a sequence for a campaign right for
D and D Yeah, and like I see like there's too many te's like
the them, this, the they like that stuff. It will bother me
a little bit. But that's just if you if you write, that is
kind of the nature of writing. You want to try to spice up your
writing. But when I look at the shape of things, that's never really
bothered not that's never really bothered me. It looks a little odd because obviously
we're humans. You want symmetry, you know, we care about symmetry now,
we do things, but like it's never been enough for me to be
like I can't have this, Like it's been like, oh that's a little
I noted it, but I don't really it doesn't bother me enough to Yeah,
yeah, I would like deleted underly things for that. Yeah, I
don't know, but I'm sure there's something about that that's like not entirely fucking
I don't know what is the term neurotypical whatever. I don't know. There's
so many words now that I don't even fucking I don't know, but I
think most people are on the spectrum in some way, most people that I've
met, for sure. And that goes that goes into my parents as well.
I think I think both of my parents, like I've just observed so
many just so many mannerisms that I'm like, that's that's something like the way
that my mom or the way that my grandmother was like I can't I have
to be knitting something in order to watch TV. You know, it's just
like that's interesting. I've also developed things like that too, like where for
me personally, like my thing is this right, Like Lily likes cleaning,
Lily gets over stimulants. She does stress cleaning like most people, like most
people, like most of Hispanic people have that trade. But what happens for
me is that I can't I like cleaning early, so by the time that
I am gonna like start like twining down my night, I have like a
bunch of things done. So only have like, oh, I go clean
the bathroom, that take a shower, I have to chow for the last
hour half I'm gonna be awaken. That's it. But the thing is that
when I start cleaning, I don't like stopping until everything is done, opposed
to like Lillian, Lily will clean one thing and if it's like fine,
I'll take a break for me. I can't do that. I cannot do
that. I gotta get it all done right now because then it starts lording
over me. Or I gotta get most of it done. I can't mean
like one thing and stop. You have to have so much and if you
can't, that's like not neurotypical. Probably if you have to, like that's
one of those thes. It's like you either have to get all of it
done or so much of it done that there's no real excuse for you not
to That's kind of how I want, no excuse for you not to finish
it. That's kind of how I was with videos. Yeah, where like
where I would if I would find something, I would start writing, and
then the second I was done writing, I would start filming, so that
by the time I was done filming, Oh well, all that's left is
the editing. There's no excuse for me not to edit this. It's already
here, as opposed to like if I if I wrote and then took a
break, I would like read it again. I'd be like, oh,
everything's wrong. I gotta rewrite this. I gotta rewrite this. I gotta
write that. I gotta rewrite this, and it just never gets done because
I need I'm like momentum oriented, like I need the momentum of doing the
activity to push me into the further steps of doing it. I can't.
I can't have it like true, I can't. I cannot have things interrupted
like that. So I get fucking furious whenever whatever, like my workflow is
interrupted, like I I remember, like when I was working, I would
lock my door, like when we all live together, I would lock my
door generally unless I was like working on something that was like already pretty much
done during the editing, I left things open. But like when I was
writing or like filming, I would lock my shit because any interruption I'm unless
I thought it could add to the video, would like send me spirally.
I'd be like, oh my god, this is fucking deeply inferiend understand that
the homework. I locked myself away, like when I was over in my
room, and I just like do that, but I also try to do
it in a plate at an area in time where I won't be needed.
Like That's why I like, even when I was in college, I would
choose to go early in the morning, so like by the time I'm done,
it's like twelve thirty, and that's when people are like sorrying to move
around. I'd be active around house so like I could like if anything happens,
like we need to carry lugg at groceries or need to clean, We're
all there to do it together. I can't be like I can't do this
right now because I need I need to. I need to be like my
own little cocoon to focus on my best manner. Yeah, I think I
don't know, there's all sorts of things like that that I think might qualify
people for like that kind of thing, but I do think generally it's it's
it's almost kind of useless because it's just different types of people exhibiting different types
of behaviors on different spectrums at different degrees. And I don't even know if
like there are people who are so autistic that it's like a problem like that.
Like Christian is definitely one of those people. It's very obvious. But
I also like I look at Christian not as like a unique like, oh,
this is like separate. I think this is what happens when the dials
are like all turned up to eleven. Because on a base level, like
when he when Christian is out there looking for like putting up flyers about looking
for a boyfriend, free girl, just looking for like a relationship, that's
not like an unrelatable desire, you know, It's not like it's not like
those are like an alien it's not like an alien thing to be like,
oh I'm lonely, I wish I had somebody, But like it's the way
that that person goes about it that is just so abstract and so incomprehensible to
like your average person, that that separates that. Like to me, it's
like if you're if you if you really have something like psychosis or something,
there's no layer of that, Like there's no layer of like, oh I
understand that. It's like, oh, yeah, of course he put a
head in his fridge. Yeahs we're fucking because that's like that's like insane.
It's I don't know, that's that's being different. There's there's doesn't being neuro
divergence, and then there's just like whatever that is over there, right,
I guess I'm saying dead body, right, dead body? Why not?
But what I'm saying is like the root like the root of the emotions that
exist in like even the most profoundly autistic people are not so separate from your
average person to even have that distinction in the first place, in comparison to
like a psychotic like a psychic psychosis, you know what I mean, where
like there's no you know what I mean, Like I feel like that's a
more reasonable distinction than autism because it's just like, oh yeah, this is
he fucking doesn't like loud sounds like okay, whatever, I'm Chris, I
don't like Celery, Like I don't know, Like I just don't really see
that big of a difference. But also like I do know, and I'm
brad my dick gets really hard to the idea of a freshly killed woman and
it's like, what okay, Uh no, you can't come to my house.
Yeah, that's it's over. It's over from here on out. Uh.
Do you think that the guys anymore? Yeah, let's do one more.
Okay. Do you guys think that the five guys that made five guys
in the restaurant ever explored each other's bodies? They must have, Like I
feel like, why why would they not? You know, yeah, why
wouldn't they? That's what happens when we started business together, you know,
especially if you name it after the fact that I met five guys like this.
Yeah, I feel like I definitely feel like Sandford was going crazy with
his sons, you know. Uh, same thing with PC Richard Richard and
his son PC PC. I the fact that you know, PC Richard,
no one here we shouldn't even really know about PC Richards and Sun. I
know. The fact that you just brought that up is say PC Richards's podcast
PC Sons are gonna go out of business way earlier than they did. And
I was like, why, Grandma, you like this place is stupid.
Just go to best Buy. Uh. Yeah, they still around. Do
they still exist? No? PC Richards' son website. No, you can
still buy some Memorial Day savings up to eight hundred dollars off plus an additional
three hundred dollars off what the fuck? And then just free. What are
you selling? That's like just count for a house. There's no way.
Yeah, they still they sell mattresses, bless you. They sell mattresses and
fridges and laptops, air conditioners. What the fuck? Where are they?
Huh? The last ones in Manhattan one two five? Is it really?
There's one on one two five? Yeah. I like the idea that well
there was one. I thought that one got closed down years ago. Wow,
there's a there's a decent number of PC Richards still open. They're all
in New York, every every single Yo. The New York list for PC
Richards is hilarious. One one four one seven, one one three six one
one one three seven five Uh one one two two three one one zero zero
three? Why so? So it's in New York New Jersey, Pennsylvania,
and Connecticut is where they are, and Pennsylvania has the fewest, with one
in Philadelphia and one in or both in Northeast Philadelphia. Yo. New York
has so many. That is crazy. Central Park, Westchester County, twenty
three, twenty three, Central Park Avenue. That is wild. Isn't a
new where you're from? Westchester County? Uh? Probably Western Park Avenue,
Yonkers, Yeah, twenty three on twenty three, twenty three. It's the
most uninteresting thing to listen to in the world. Thirty Central Park Avenue,
Central Park Avenue. Where is this? Yeah? I think that's is that
Cross County? That is Okay, well that's that is fucking Santa Ana,
So that's not right. Yonkers, New York. Yeah, yeah, it
is is it's Yonkers, I know it. Yeah, I said wow.
The fact that I remember that is crazy. Probably one to that place twice
in my life. It's by the it's by the coals that I definitely it's
by the it's by the train station. I feel like no, because the
train station is like way more inland than like the other side. So it's
on the other side of U. Sprain Ridge Park. So it's on it's
on the right or on the east. It's on the eastern side of which
is actually what is this picture? I finally saw the picture of freaking what
do you call the king? Oh yeah, we forgot to talk about that
on the show, I think. But uh, the new the new King
of England, I think had a portrait done and it looks like he's being
consumed by skylet Rott and it's very strange. It's very strange. It looks
so fucking ominous. Do you know what do you mean like kings the royal
family's last name. I thought it was like fucking Charles. No, I
know because I'm Jamaican, so that's why I know that. I have no
idea what windsor? Is that what that is? Yeah, they're Windsors.
Okay, they're also not British anymore. They're French. They're French literally whoops.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that. Yeah,
they're Windsors. They also show all Gulf space out on fire. But you
know that's another thing. Yeah, I don't know. Still controls the military
there, the military, like a lot of the military funding is distill them,
which is wild. We could eat them. We could just take them
over. I don't know why we don't do that. I don't know why
we don't eat the British. Honestly, it's it's been a question that's been
on my mind. You can just take them over and there's no way they
can beat us anymore. We don't have to take them over there, we
don't have to eat them. We can just simply go and eat them,
Like I just it's the obvious solution. This is with every every single conflict,
by the way, military or otherwise, it's the same thing. I
don't know why. I don't know why the Palestinians don't just go eat the
Israelis, Like they should just do that. Ah, you're right, Like,
because what are gonna do? You're gonna stop them form eating you?
Like? What the Have you ever had somebody try to eat you? No,
No one's prepared for that, No one has been trained to deal with
a person. Probably your most frightening moment ever is someone trying to eat you.
Yeah. I feel like, just like someone trying to like literally rape
you. Eating you is the second scariest time you could be alive, arguably
first. Sometimes Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's it's it's a bit it's
a bit much. Someone's holding you down, like biting at you, and
they bite into the floor and as they bite into it, like oh,
they're gonna hurt their mouth, and they grab a bunch of the floors gravel
up and start chewing on it while they're trying to bite you again, and
you're like, what he bit into concrete. Let's get the Let's get the
fuck out of here. Derek's almost here, so we gotta wrap this upsode.
Uh. I also have to shower and do all sorts of shit today.
I'm such a busy day. I completely lost back up his time.
Derek's like, I'm gonna be there tomorrow, and I'm like, oh shit,
that's right, May is happening. This isn't far at all. Yeah
all right, uh, alright, read the name name day want I want
to want to hold off and do it. I'll just I'll read them.
I could, I could do it quick. I think these are our twenty
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to swords drawn by the Army of Pharaohs. If you see if you're kind
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the time. You cannot fight a wolf slowly training to become a shit shit
shabari rigor with a hard R. I don't know that is, I don't
know. I don't know. My dad died and all I got was this
lousy heart disease. Jesus, uh, just the hard R. Star coffee
ripped, yeah, sorry, ripped the digital hookah. Now I'm being molested
by this. On the set of Embryonic, Sheldon say o v ho o
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by the way, I can't remember the last time a dis track was like
the song of the Summer. I don't think, I don't never like,
I don't think that's ever happened for ever ever, Because usually distracts are just
quite I mean quite frankly, distracts just aren't very good songs. Really,
they're not very replayable, and they're not very good as like a pece of
music to sit and listen to. But like, yeah, I feel so
bad this tracks to be like, oh, this is really good wordplay it
is a very good attack on my characters. This character. Yeah, track
dismantled somebody and it sounds great. I've seen so many people dancing to that
at like so many clubs, Like we we asked the DJ to put it
on at the Barcade, but they were they were flipping records so they couldn't
do it. But they were totally down to do it, which is crazy.
It's so insane, like say, oh, vo, dude. There's
even the fucking I don't know if you saw the fucking the Latin one,
the Latin BBL Drizzy did you see that version? Yeah, of course it
sounds this sounds amazing distinct this I was. I was listening to that.
I was like, this sounds indistinguished, like you, I could put this
in my my New Year's playlist for my parents. Did they slip it in
there? It's I It's like, it's funny, right, there's js like
in in card game Formatt the Drake and Kendrick Mardis is like this, you
only be me because you went first. Oh well you're a pedophile, that's
what it says. And it's like, huh, it's really that insane.
Yeah, the fact I don't like it. I don't like this era of
Kendrick right now. I don't like the this this conflict driven era of Kendrick.
But goddamn bro God, Honestly, like, I don't feel bad for
Drake in the sense that, like, he's kind of a shitty person,
it seems, uh, and there's a lot of like weird skeletons in his
class. He's he's a creep for sure, So I don't feel bad for
him on that level. But Dude, if I were Drake and somehow still
Puerto Rican and I heard that that Latin fucking BBL drizzy, I think I
would I would probably fucking end it like that is so crazy because that will
be in people's playlists that will be at barbecues, that will be at the
fucking they'll play that on fucking three Kings. It's insane. So it's it's
over. It's over. Uh, My son froze to death in the waste
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not progressive spear Derek, I don't know. He's not here to correct it.
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